1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:00,417 --> 00:01:01,917 Put the luggage in the trunk! 4 00:01:05,667 --> 00:01:06,083 Sorry, darling. 5 00:01:08,708 --> 00:01:12,417 You should come for a couple of days. Perros-Guirec is not far. 6 00:01:12,417 --> 00:01:16,042 Gisйle really wants to get to know you. 7 00:01:16,375 --> 00:01:18,458 I'll try, darling, I'll try. 8 00:01:20,083 --> 00:01:22,125 Beware of the radars. 9 00:01:25,708 --> 00:01:28,458 There's one here. 10 00:01:29,042 --> 00:01:33,167 There's one here too, and this one's really... 11 00:01:33,958 --> 00:01:35,458 Sweetheart... 12 00:01:58,958 --> 00:02:02,042 Victor 6500, 650 here, do you read? 13 00:02:02,292 --> 00:02:06,000 - 6500, do you hear me? - 6500 here, I hear you. 14 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:09,375 Get a roadblock organised on the 559... 15 00:02:09,625 --> 00:02:14,042 ... and stop the Oldsmobile with license plate 1919 RB 83. 16 00:02:14,833 --> 00:02:16,458 Understood. Over. 17 00:03:05,417 --> 00:03:08,708 - I'm listening. - Victor 6500, Toulon brigade? 18 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:15,333 Find a big banner and hang it across the road. 19 00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:21,333 And write in big, clear letters... 20 00:03:31,875 --> 00:03:35,250 Hello, madam. Would you mind stepping out? 21 00:03:44,375 --> 00:03:47,958 Ludovic, that's real love. You're already here. 22 00:03:50,167 --> 00:03:54,500 Come on, get out. Into the car, quickly. 23 00:03:55,458 --> 00:03:58,208 Hurry. Come on, get in. 24 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:05,000 I think I'll go to the beach. 25 00:04:25,958 --> 00:04:28,292 - Sergeant. - What happened? 26 00:04:28,708 --> 00:04:32,208 - We just arrived. - Before that, I mean. 27 00:04:32,542 --> 00:04:34,667 Before that we weren't here. 28 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:37,167 Come on. 29 00:04:39,167 --> 00:04:44,542 We'll talk about that later, Cruchot, Beaupied, on the road. 30 00:04:45,583 --> 00:04:49,583 Go past the forest and drive towards Pampelonne and Gassin... 31 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,583 ...and then Paillas and Les Sellettes. 32 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:40,625 We're alone now, so call me lieutenant. 33 00:06:40,875 --> 00:06:42,375 Yes, captain. 34 00:06:45,667 --> 00:06:50,625 How pretty you are, commander! How beautiful you seem to me! 35 00:06:51,417 --> 00:06:55,958 In truth, if your song is like you plumage. 36 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:59,750 you are the phoenix of the hosts of this wood. 37 00:07:00,208 --> 00:07:03,583 Yes, colonel. General... 38 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:14,292 - What is it? - No idea. 39 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:15,958 Go have a look then. 40 00:07:29,708 --> 00:07:32,250 I don't get it. Everything's fine. 41 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,500 Go away. 42 00:07:40,375 --> 00:07:41,875 Go away. 43 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:50,833 Go away. 44 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:55,833 Go away, I said. 45 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,083 Go away. 46 00:08:07,875 --> 00:08:09,792 Go away. 47 00:08:56,042 --> 00:08:58,792 Chief... 48 00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:04,792 A saucer... a flying saucer. 49 00:09:05,417 --> 00:09:09,625 I saw it. It was there and then it went... 50 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:13,375 It flew off. It was this big. 51 00:09:13,833 --> 00:09:17,958 - I saw it, really. - Yes, me too. 52 00:09:24,208 --> 00:09:29,875 It was a flying saucer, chief. It was this big. 53 00:09:30,458 --> 00:09:33,625 I really saw it. I saw it. 54 00:09:57,875 --> 00:10:01,583 - It was on the ground. - How many were inside? 55 00:10:01,833 --> 00:10:05,583 - I don't know. - How long was it? 56 00:10:05,917 --> 00:10:09,500 - Very long. It was very long. - And the colour? 57 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:11,375 Metallic grey. 58 00:10:12,958 --> 00:10:17,167 Did you see that? He's giving press conferences now. 59 00:10:20,583 --> 00:10:25,625 He's making big fools out of us. Put an end to it. 60 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,375 Right away. 61 00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:52,125 It was really this big. 62 00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:37,750 I'm warning you. Stop pulling my leg. What was the saucer like? 63 00:11:38,833 --> 00:11:42,125 - Tropezoidial. - Trapezoidial. 64 00:11:42,625 --> 00:11:46,000 Yes, trapezoidial with square windows. 65 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:50,042 - Before, you said it was round. - Yes, squarish round. 66 00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:54,875 First it was spherical, then oval and now tropezoidial. 67 00:11:55,125 --> 00:11:58,208 - Trapezoidial. - Shut up and type, Taupin. 68 00:11:58,792 --> 00:12:01,667 Sergeant, your car is ready. 69 00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:05,333 I have to go. I want a report. 70 00:12:07,292 --> 00:12:10,583 He didn't see a thing. He's a pyromaniac. 71 00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:17,875 Come on, try. 72 00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:22,542 It looked like a top. 73 00:12:22,833 --> 00:12:28,917 A top like my grandfather gave me once for Christmas. 74 00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:34,625 I'll never forget it. With his white beard and his red robe. 75 00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:40,708 He walked 6 kilometres, to give it to me, my gramps... 76 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,042 - Cruchot. - Yes, sergeant... 77 00:12:57,625 --> 00:13:00,375 - How old are you? - Tuesday, sereant. 78 00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:03,500 No, I'm saking how old you are. 79 00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:07,250 - Wednesday. - Are you making fun of me, or what? 80 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:10,250 How old are you? Answer, answer. 81 00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:16,042 - One, two, three ... - Three? You look twice as old. 82 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:19,792 How pretty you are, sergeant! How beautiful you seem to me! 83 00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:23,667 In truth, if your milk can is like your cheese, 84 00:13:23,958 --> 00:13:28,292 What? Milk can? You're really making fun of me. 85 00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:31,083 Did you have leave coming up? 86 00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:33,500 That's been cancelled then. 87 00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:45,625 What's happening? What's wrong? 88 00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:47,875 Go and have a look. 89 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:33,167 The spark plugs are in place, so it's the connecting rod, and the pistons. 90 00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:35,875 Everything's normal. 91 00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:45,792 Let me. 92 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:50,917 Go away. 93 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,625 Go away. 94 00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:00,292 Go take a leak. 95 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,750 Go take a leak. 96 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:48,500 Sergeant... 97 00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:54,500 It's working again. l fixed that well. 98 00:15:57,333 --> 00:16:00,083 A flying saucer. 99 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:07,167 It's big... 100 00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:11,833 - What? Where? - Didn't you see it? 101 00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:15,042 You didn't see it? Come along then. 102 00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:24,708 There. There it wasl. l swear. 103 00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:30,083 But l don't see anything. 104 00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:37,750 - Listen, there's nothing there. - Yes, because suddenly... 105 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,000 Maybe, but there's nothing here now. 106 00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:56,708 - Can l be relieved? - What's wrong? 107 00:17:57,375 --> 00:18:02,542 Doesn't it drive you nuts, all that commercial chatter? 108 00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:06,167 Relax. Catch your breathe in my office. 109 00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:09,417 l saw it. You have to belive me. 110 00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:13,167 Yes, we saw it, as we'll see now. 111 00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:15,333 What did you see? 112 00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:19,625 An unidentified Dubonnet on the shape of a Tefal pan... 113 00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:24,500 ... with luminous Aspro windows and it went Bic, bic... 114 00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:27,625 Stop it, Cruchot, now you're really losing it. 115 00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:32,833 No, l changed two boxes of washing powder for one box of Ariel... 116 00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:35,000 ... and l was in the Yoplait. 117 00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:40,750 You're losing it and you're doing clandestine advertising to boot. 118 00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:47,125 Me, Fixudant? Not for one Omo did it look Richard to me. Not for one Omo. 119 00:18:53,917 --> 00:18:56,875 l know, mayor, but listen. 120 00:18:57,125 --> 00:19:01,542 And those statements to the press. Have you gone mad? 121 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:07,458 You're exaggerating. Who says they saw Cinzamo? 122 00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:12,500 It may not be very Astra, but visibility was poor. 123 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:17,792 You couldn't distinguish a Seb toaster from a Dior panty. 124 00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:25,292 Commercials are really becoming a plague. 125 00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:30,750 Make an OBAO bath and rub yourself with Patenotre peppers. 126 00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:07,083 - Why are you here? What do you want? - Peace. 127 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:12,792 We have no bad intentions with your planet. 128 00:20:13,042 --> 00:20:16,958 Don't be in our way and we'll remain friends. 129 00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:22,583 We have come to study the customs and behaviour of the earthlings... 130 00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:25,292 ...by mingling with the people. 131 00:20:25,542 --> 00:20:27,667 You have a lively imagination. 132 00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:32,917 Our research area is Saint-Tropez during the holiday months. 133 00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:39,625 Enough of that. Get lost or l'll show you what my research area is. 134 00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:44,375 - l see you don't belive me. - Out, quickly. 135 00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:52,125 Where he is? Where he is? 136 00:21:00,042 --> 00:21:04,458 Your appearance and voice pose no problem to us. 137 00:21:04,792 --> 00:21:07,250 We copy them like that. 138 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:12,875 And we can do more. Much more. 139 00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:18,375 Don't force us to create chaos. 140 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:23,208 Let's remain friends, brother. 141 00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:32,625 Chief, l've got one. 142 00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:42,375 Where he is? Where he is? 143 00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:45,833 Chief, chief... 144 00:21:54,042 --> 00:21:56,917 There they are, there they are. 145 00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:59,792 - Who? - The aliens. 146 00:22:00,042 --> 00:22:05,083 l saw one. They change appearance like that. 147 00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:08,292 The one downstair, that's me. 148 00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:12,125 They can't be destroyed. They don't feel anything. 149 00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:15,917 And when you tap them, they sound hollow. 150 00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:23,500 You gave me a fright. l thought you were asleep. 151 00:22:25,042 --> 00:22:29,458 - What's wrong with him? - l saw him, sergeant. 152 00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:36,125 - Go to sleep. - They sound hollow. l saw them. 153 00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:42,750 - He must have been dreaming. - No, Mr. Cruchot. 154 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,917 We talked to him, but he's narrow minded. 155 00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:52,208 - Do l get more understanding from you? - Of course, sergeant. 156 00:22:52,708 --> 00:22:59,833 Keep it quiet that we're here. This is a peaceful exploration. 157 00:23:00,708 --> 00:23:05,750 You said that so well. you could be a comedy actor. 158 00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:13,167 A drink before you return to your saucer? Who wants the drink? 159 00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:27,750 - Convinced, now? - Yes, general. 160 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:34,167 Mister president, eminence, at your service, eminence. 161 00:24:05,208 --> 00:24:08,375 Keep it quiet and discrete. 162 00:24:25,917 --> 00:24:29,500 Oil... It's oil. 163 00:24:30,875 --> 00:24:32,375 Oil... 164 00:25:33,167 --> 00:25:36,042 Back already? And your meeting? 165 00:25:36,292 --> 00:25:38,750 That's tomorrow. l was mistaken. 166 00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:49,542 - You must be tired. - l'm broken. 167 00:25:50,958 --> 00:25:53,208 l'll get you a pick-me-up. 168 00:26:02,958 --> 00:26:05,833 - Madam... - Mr. Cruchot. 169 00:26:06,542 --> 00:26:10,875 - Did you want anything? - That's not your husband. 170 00:26:12,167 --> 00:26:16,500 - Your husband isn't your husband. - But Mr. Cruchot... 171 00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:21,167 It's an alien that looks like your husband. 172 00:26:21,417 --> 00:26:25,208 - Do you have a fever? - Do you have a glass? 173 00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:27,333 A drinking glass. 174 00:26:36,542 --> 00:26:40,667 - You're not going to drink that, are you? - No, but your husband will. 175 00:26:41,292 --> 00:26:45,625 You'll see. He feels no pain and he sounds hollow. 176 00:27:03,542 --> 00:27:06,625 But Cruchot, what are you doing here? 177 00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:10,625 - Drink this sergeant. - What is it? 178 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,333 Drink, it's a surprise. 179 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,125 - You're crazy, Cruchot. - There's two of you. 180 00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:27,500 - The other one sounds hollow and drinks oil. - I'm afraid. 181 00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:32,375 Beaupied saw one and me too and it was you. 182 00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:38,625 Get out of here. i'll see you tomorrow, if you'll act normal again. 183 00:27:38,917 --> 00:27:41,375 Out, l don't want to see you. 184 00:27:44,792 --> 00:27:48,583 And i was so proud of that brigade. 185 00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:52,167 lt's the end of an era. 186 00:28:13,583 --> 00:28:15,208 Attention. 187 00:28:25,792 --> 00:28:29,833 At ease. l can keep it short, gentlemen. 188 00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:36,958 The stories about UFO's are spreading dangerously fast through our ranks. 189 00:28:37,417 --> 00:28:41,000 lt's really becoming collective hallucination. 190 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:50,625 The statement about so-called aliens... 191 00:28:50,875 --> 00:28:53,625 ...are made up and aren't based on anything. 192 00:28:53,875 --> 00:28:58,208 - But l touched them. - Shut up. 193 00:28:58,625 --> 00:29:02,000 Don't make fools of us. 194 00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:07,042 If you see or hear anything else, come to me. 195 00:29:08,083 --> 00:29:09,708 Dismissed. 196 00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:14,792 - But the country's in danger. - Silent. Not to a colonel. 197 00:29:15,042 --> 00:29:17,083 l'll talk with you, colonel. 198 00:29:22,792 --> 00:29:26,167 That's one. That's them. 199 00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:30,208 No, not the colonel. 200 00:29:31,542 --> 00:29:34,500 Come. My wife will make some tea. 201 00:29:50,667 --> 00:29:54,458 You're going against the rules, and you know it. 202 00:30:15,708 --> 00:30:17,958 Stop him. Stop him. 203 00:30:20,833 --> 00:30:22,333 Bastards... 204 00:30:22,833 --> 00:30:28,708 Colonel, l apologise for him, for her, for me. My apologies. 205 00:30:29,292 --> 00:30:32,375 He's lost it. He's hallucinating. 206 00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:38,250 Don't be fooled, He's one of them. We have to undress him. 207 00:30:48,208 --> 00:30:51,583 Lock him in this room. 208 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:56,250 Come along, colonel. 209 00:31:07,750 --> 00:31:10,875 Relax, l'll grab a chair. 210 00:31:11,417 --> 00:31:14,208 Quickly, a chair. 211 00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:20,417 What was wrong with that man? What did l do? 212 00:31:20,667 --> 00:31:23,250 It's incomprehensible. 213 00:31:23,542 --> 00:31:28,708 It's unforgivable. He must have been in the sun without his kepi. 214 00:31:29,208 --> 00:31:33,542 - He got hit with a hammer. - Yes, Gerber, but... 215 00:31:34,042 --> 00:31:39,833 Remember Champagne in '17. Rebellion has to be crushed. 216 00:31:40,375 --> 00:31:43,958 Some orange blossom will do you well. 217 00:31:53,833 --> 00:31:56,375 That's a strong cup. 218 00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:03,792 l'll see what we can do about the whole matter. 219 00:32:04,250 --> 00:32:09,292 - You're not in too much pain? - No, it's nothing. 220 00:32:37,917 --> 00:32:41,625 Sergeant, Cruchot escaped. 221 00:32:42,208 --> 00:32:43,833 Follow me. 222 00:32:46,958 --> 00:32:49,000 My son... 223 00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:53,833 Careful, your uniform doesn't make you invulnerable. 224 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,250 Drive, Mother superior, drive. 225 00:33:06,042 --> 00:33:11,083 - Did you see sergeant Cruchot? - No, l didn't see a thing. 226 00:33:13,333 --> 00:33:18,792 - But those were your colleagues. - l'm on a secret mission. Drive. 227 00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:21,167 Whatever you say, my son. 228 00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:07,167 The fate of humanity depends on it. l'm on my own. 229 00:34:07,458 --> 00:34:11,458 No, my son, God protects those who support him. 230 00:34:11,917 --> 00:34:13,417 The sergeant. 231 00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:33,417 Didn't you see sergeant Cruchot? 232 00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:38,500 - Did anything happened? - No, but he needs his rest. 233 00:34:38,750 --> 00:34:41,625 l wanted to warn you, in case you see him. 234 00:34:41,875 --> 00:34:46,292 We help and support the needy and the hopeless. 235 00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:50,625 So don't count on us to help you. 236 00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:53,958 As you wish, sister. Goodbye. 237 00:35:21,833 --> 00:35:23,458 Sister... 238 00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:27,833 Did you... Wait. 239 00:35:28,917 --> 00:35:32,500 Let me help you. That's too heavy. Give it to me. 240 00:35:44,958 --> 00:35:48,667 Did you find him? Keep looking then. 241 00:35:51,292 --> 00:35:53,125 What is it? Are you ill? 242 00:35:54,167 --> 00:35:56,000 Where did you want to go? 243 00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:08,750 Are you in pain? 244 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,625 Are you ok? 245 00:36:14,250 --> 00:36:17,333 - Who did that? - They hit me... 246 00:36:17,583 --> 00:36:19,917 Who? Mother Superior? 247 00:36:23,125 --> 00:36:25,792 Mother Superior... 248 00:36:27,958 --> 00:36:30,000 A strong woman, you know. 249 00:36:34,042 --> 00:36:36,167 Keep looking. 250 00:36:41,625 --> 00:36:44,083 - Where is it? - I don't know. 251 00:36:44,833 --> 00:36:46,875 The laundry's hanging there. 252 00:37:21,417 --> 00:37:22,917 Monsignor... 253 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:30,542 - Everything ok in your community? - Perfect, Monsignor. 254 00:37:30,917 --> 00:37:35,667 We laid out a new garden. You should see it. 255 00:38:02,917 --> 00:38:05,458 Mother Superior... 256 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:19,875 Look what l found in the washhouse. 257 00:38:34,917 --> 00:38:39,125 That's sergeant Gerber. He leads our gendarmes. 258 00:38:55,542 --> 00:39:00,167 Are you still here? Who asked you to do that? Sister? 259 00:39:00,417 --> 00:39:04,208 - No, not me. - l offered myself. 260 00:39:04,542 --> 00:39:09,292 That's very kind, but this is not a mixed community. 261 00:39:09,625 --> 00:39:13,208 Is this yours? 262 00:39:14,833 --> 00:39:17,167 Monsignor, Mother Superior... 263 00:39:22,875 --> 00:39:28,750 People praise your choir. l'd like to use it for the procession. 264 00:39:29,042 --> 00:39:33,458 - Can l hear it? - Of course. l'll call the sisters. 265 00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:10,375 That was beautiful. Very good. 266 00:42:11,042 --> 00:42:17,667 But who's the sister who sang slightly off key? 267 00:42:19,833 --> 00:42:25,917 - Who is it? - Sister Cruchotte from Newfoundland. 268 00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:31,667 She got a cold trying to convert the Eskimos. 269 00:42:36,708 --> 00:42:43,542 That must have been a very special mission, sister. 270 00:42:47,625 --> 00:42:51,625 What did those strangers of god's world? 271 00:42:51,875 --> 00:42:55,583 She lost her voice, sergeant... Monsignor. 272 00:42:56,833 --> 00:42:59,083 How did they recieve God's word... 273 00:43:31,708 --> 00:43:35,292 Hold the thief. Hold the thief. 274 00:43:36,417 --> 00:43:39,292 What is it, my son? 275 00:43:39,542 --> 00:43:45,625 Someone stole a can of oil from my gas station. 276 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,250 Oil? Where is he? 277 00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:53,667 - He hid in the chapel. - Let's have a look then. 278 00:44:25,708 --> 00:44:30,458 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy spirit. 279 00:44:31,292 --> 00:44:35,833 May the mercy of Jesus Christ, the love of God the Father... 280 00:44:36,083 --> 00:44:39,667 ...and the unity of the Holy spirit forever be with you. 281 00:44:39,958 --> 00:44:41,458 And with your spirit. 282 00:44:41,708 --> 00:44:46,333 l confess to Almighty God, Creator of heaven and earth... 283 00:44:46,667 --> 00:44:50,375 ...for Jesus Christ, his only Son... 284 00:44:50,667 --> 00:44:53,417 ...to the blessed Virgin Mary... 285 00:44:53,667 --> 00:44:57,167 ...to john the Baptist, to archangel Michael... 286 00:44:57,500 --> 00:45:00,042 ...and the apostles Peter and Paul... 287 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:03,583 ...to all the saints and all my brothers... 288 00:45:04,042 --> 00:45:09,917 ...that i have sinned, in thought, word and deed. 289 00:45:10,542 --> 00:45:15,375 ...through my fault, through my fault through my my most grievous fault. 290 00:45:25,833 --> 00:45:28,792 l wanted to return it. I'm not a thief. 291 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,625 My can. 292 00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:36,375 Through my fault, through my fault. 293 00:45:37,708 --> 00:45:42,333 - l absolutely must have one. - Take this one. 294 00:46:14,708 --> 00:46:16,833 Sergeant... 295 00:46:22,542 --> 00:46:25,500 Now he's eve dressed like a nun. 296 00:46:28,333 --> 00:46:31,833 You don't even stop at sacrilege. 297 00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:36,167 - The lord punished him. - Put him in the car. 298 00:46:37,167 --> 00:46:38,792 As a nun... 299 00:46:55,583 --> 00:46:58,542 That's going to be court-martial. 300 00:47:20,875 --> 00:47:25,417 Thanks again. Without you, we would have had to walk. 301 00:47:26,083 --> 00:47:32,292 Licence nuber can't be read, light broken and blinker not working. 302 00:47:32,542 --> 00:47:35,500 Details, you might say, but still. 303 00:47:35,875 --> 00:47:42,292 Nothing serious. Twice you didn't give right of way and you sped once. 304 00:48:13,417 --> 00:48:17,125 I absolutely must have one. 305 00:49:04,292 --> 00:49:05,792 Taupin... 306 00:49:07,750 --> 00:49:13,625 You kiss so well. I never met anybody like you. 307 00:49:38,333 --> 00:49:42,667 Taupin. Come and explain this at the police station. Come on. 308 00:49:50,375 --> 00:49:52,208 Careful, you. 309 00:50:19,042 --> 00:50:20,917 Where can he be? 310 00:50:21,750 --> 00:50:26,958 We have to find him today, or I'll have to inform my superiors. 311 00:50:27,250 --> 00:50:31,375 Beaupied, we do the city. The rest to the beach. 312 00:50:41,417 --> 00:50:43,583 My son... 313 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,833 Mother Superior... 314 00:50:48,542 --> 00:50:53,917 Enjoying the sun? - I'm integrating. 315 00:50:54,458 --> 00:50:58,667 Like the worker priests. How's the investigation going? 316 00:50:58,917 --> 00:51:04,583 They're dressing like gendarmes now and harassing the girls. 317 00:51:04,792 --> 00:51:09,167 Who, my son? - That's a long story. Goodbye. 318 00:52:27,875 --> 00:52:30,750 Now I've got them. I need to have one. 319 00:52:32,500 --> 00:52:35,250 Don't go anywhere. 320 00:53:20,583 --> 00:53:24,167 Get up. We have to get them. Come on. 321 00:53:25,708 --> 00:53:28,792 With the languid lamps clear and colourless 322 00:53:29,083 --> 00:53:32,042 ...on deep cushions impregnated with odour... 323 00:53:32,292 --> 00:53:37,458 With a charm as powerful as an evil angel to trouble and calm where my soul had retreated. 324 00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:43,083 With an audacity and wild innocence that gave a strange pang to each metamorphosis. 325 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,083 Her arms overcome, thrown like vain spears... 326 00:53:48,375 --> 00:53:51,333 ...showing how fragile she was and how beautiful.. 327 00:53:52,375 --> 00:53:57,000 What have they done to them? 328 00:53:58,875 --> 00:54:00,458 Come in. 329 00:54:01,875 --> 00:54:04,333 Am I not disturbing, Mr. Gerber? 330 00:54:04,958 --> 00:54:08,042 Mrs. Cruchot, come in. 331 00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:15,333 - Back from holiday already? - I don't hear from Ludovic. 332 00:54:15,667 --> 00:54:18,833 You did well to come back. 333 00:54:19,417 --> 00:54:22,667 He keeps seeing UFOs and aliens. 334 00:54:22,917 --> 00:54:27,542 He attacked the colonel and dressed up like a nun. 335 00:54:27,792 --> 00:54:31,375 But that's terrible. Where is he? 336 00:54:31,625 --> 00:54:37,625 On the run. He was last seen on the beach of Pampelonne. 337 00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:39,917 Excuse me. 338 00:54:43,458 --> 00:54:48,000 My kisses are as light as these ephemera that fondle The large translucent lake in the evening air. 339 00:54:48,250 --> 00:54:52,667 I feel heavy terrors melt over me And scattered black phantoms collide. 340 00:54:53,042 --> 00:54:58,000 Separated from the world by our closed drapes, We become indifferent to it, and that brings rest. 341 00:54:58,333 --> 00:55:04,500 She sought, with eyes troubled by the storm, And her simple sky already far away. 342 00:56:09,750 --> 00:56:13,042 Excuse me, I thought you were my wife. 343 00:56:54,292 --> 00:56:56,292 Hello, miss. 344 00:57:38,625 --> 00:57:44,833 So that's why you didn't come. I'm filing for a divorce. 345 00:57:45,125 --> 00:57:48,500 But no, darling, I can explain. 346 00:57:51,917 --> 00:57:56,958 You'll pay for this. Just wait. 347 00:58:08,667 --> 00:58:13,667 That's not your wife. She's fake. 348 00:58:14,458 --> 00:58:16,958 Taste this and you'll see. 349 00:59:32,792 --> 00:59:36,792 that gendarme keeps following us 350 00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:40,208 it's becoming a pain 351 00:59:40,458 --> 00:59:43,333 do something about it 352 01:00:06,583 --> 01:00:09,958 Good that you're here. I can explain it all. 353 01:00:10,333 --> 01:00:14,250 - That woman... - She's from another planet, yes. 354 01:00:14,542 --> 01:00:17,875 Stop with those wild stories. 355 01:00:18,167 --> 01:00:22,375 Nobody believes me, but it's true. They really exist. 356 01:00:22,750 --> 01:00:28,750 Poor Ludovic, you need affection. You need a break. 357 01:00:29,667 --> 01:00:34,708 As you wish, darling, but never bring up divorce again. 358 01:00:35,292 --> 01:00:40,792 Shall we have dinner somewhere out of the city? It will do you good. 359 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,458 Whatever you want, sweet darling. 360 01:00:50,375 --> 01:00:55,417 It's great to take a break like this. I'm so happy and relaxed. 361 01:00:55,625 --> 01:00:59,958 - Watch the road, though. - I know it by heart. 362 01:01:08,042 --> 01:01:11,208 I thought you knew it by heart. 363 01:01:11,458 --> 01:01:14,833 I feel so young, so young. I want to kiss you. 364 01:01:15,125 --> 01:01:16,625 No, look ahead. 365 01:01:37,292 --> 01:01:42,333 I know that trick. Is this to get me into the bushes? After all those years? 366 01:01:43,042 --> 01:01:47,458 - I swear, darling... - You're like a schoolboy. 367 01:01:48,792 --> 01:01:51,333 It's touching and I'm flattered. 368 01:01:55,167 --> 01:02:00,542 And we have time to go for a little walk, actually. 369 01:02:02,042 --> 01:02:05,625 - It's good for the appetite. - You're right. 370 01:02:05,833 --> 01:02:11,125 We have to make the best of these rare moments. Come on. 371 01:02:14,750 --> 01:02:18,125 Do you remember the first time I saw you? 372 01:02:18,917 --> 01:02:24,583 You were driving like a maniac. Fast and dangerous. I loved you from the start. 373 01:02:24,875 --> 01:02:29,833 And you haven't changed a bit. It's as if it was yesterday. 374 01:02:30,167 --> 01:02:35,792 Yes, Ludovic. Our love is the strongest. 375 01:02:36,042 --> 01:02:40,208 And it has to remain strong. And pure. 376 01:02:40,458 --> 01:02:44,583 - My little bird. - But when I saw you with that other woman. 377 01:02:44,833 --> 01:02:47,917 I thought she was an alien. 378 01:02:48,167 --> 01:02:53,833 Even if they exist, forget about them. Only think of us. 379 01:02:54,083 --> 01:02:56,625 My dearest... 380 01:03:38,833 --> 01:03:41,500 Josйpha, I love you. 381 01:04:07,250 --> 01:04:09,792 We have to run, Jospha. Come. 382 01:04:19,750 --> 01:04:22,417 Go on board, Mr. Cruchot. 383 01:04:33,458 --> 01:04:37,458 - Inside, Mr. Cruchot. - No. 384 01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:41,625 Chief, are you there? 385 01:04:45,750 --> 01:04:47,708 This can't be true. 386 01:05:34,750 --> 01:05:38,458 - Where are you? - Here. 387 01:05:42,167 --> 01:05:46,917 My darlings, I love you. You're so sweet. 388 01:05:47,208 --> 01:05:49,792 My dear little Tricard, Berlicot. 389 01:05:50,125 --> 01:05:54,083 - We have to take you. - My pigeon, where are you? 390 01:05:54,792 --> 01:05:56,500 In the woods, chief. 391 01:05:56,750 --> 01:05:58,792 Are you making fun of me? 392 01:05:59,250 --> 01:06:03,250 Come on, darling, it's a misunderstanding. 393 01:06:03,583 --> 01:06:08,542 No, we have nothing more to say to each other. Call my lawyer. 394 01:06:11,333 --> 01:06:17,500 It's between them and me. I have to prove they exist or my wife leaves me. 395 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,958 I'm going away with my wife. 396 01:06:21,208 --> 01:06:25,833 Cruchot, your wife was really upset. It was touching. 397 01:06:26,083 --> 01:06:30,917 You'll hear from me. In the meantime, stay inside. 398 01:06:31,167 --> 01:06:34,875 - But they exist. - You stay here. 399 01:06:35,083 --> 01:06:38,875 - Goodbye, gentlemen. - Goodbye. Enjoy your meal. 400 01:06:42,792 --> 01:06:45,875 Now I'm in command. I'm the tallest. 401 01:06:46,125 --> 01:06:50,625 - I'm in command now. - No, I'm the strongest. 402 01:06:50,833 --> 01:06:53,500 No, me, because I'm the fattest. 403 01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:57,458 I'm in charge, because I have the chair. 404 01:07:04,458 --> 01:07:06,583 Silent. Listen. 405 01:07:11,333 --> 01:07:16,792 One of the girls dropped this on the beach. 406 01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:24,000 They're transmitting a code. 407 01:07:24,292 --> 01:07:28,500 A salad for one and a makala for eight. 408 01:07:29,292 --> 01:07:33,417 That comes from the Cabanon. Makala is their specialty. 409 01:07:33,875 --> 01:07:37,458 - We're grounded. - We can't leave here. 410 01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:40,000 I'm in command now. Come on. 411 01:07:54,583 --> 01:07:56,042 Follow me. 412 01:08:06,958 --> 01:08:10,250 Those two aren't leaving. Can I go? 413 01:08:12,917 --> 01:08:14,833 Everything ok? 414 01:08:28,958 --> 01:08:34,417 They're weird. All they eat is lettuce and you know what they drink? 415 01:08:34,667 --> 01:08:36,583 I know, thank you. 416 01:08:40,833 --> 01:08:44,417 That way and act natural. 417 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,958 Don't you dare or I make you disappear. 418 01:10:25,125 --> 01:10:31,000 Forget what you saw. Forget we were ever here. 419 01:10:31,917 --> 01:10:36,958 Or else the whole city suffers the same fate. Remember that. 420 01:10:51,792 --> 01:10:53,417 Come on, go. 421 01:10:57,667 --> 01:11:03,125 What are you doing here? And in uniform? 422 01:11:04,333 --> 01:11:08,333 - I told you to stay inside. - An emergency. 423 01:11:08,333 --> 01:11:10,875 - What was that? - False alarm. 424 01:11:11,125 --> 01:11:15,458 - Just a silly joke. - Go back then. I'm going to eat. 425 01:11:18,167 --> 01:11:23,000 - But wasn't it here? - What, sergeant? 426 01:11:23,375 --> 01:11:27,292 - The restaurant, the Cabanon. - There's nothing here. 427 01:11:27,542 --> 01:11:29,667 - What? - There never was. 428 01:11:29,875 --> 01:11:32,833 There always used to be a restaurant here. 429 01:11:33,750 --> 01:11:37,875 - Never? I've been coming here for years. - Never. 430 01:11:38,167 --> 01:11:44,792 But I've been coming here for years. I had dinner here two days ago. 431 01:11:47,625 --> 01:11:49,458 I sat here. 432 01:11:51,250 --> 01:11:54,417 I had ragout here. Exactly here. 433 01:11:56,375 --> 01:11:59,708 I'm not crazy. But I'm not crazy. 434 01:12:00,542 --> 01:12:04,958 You're fooling me. Someone's fooling me. 435 01:12:05,333 --> 01:12:11,083 No, no. One sees aliens ands the other one sees restaurants. 436 01:12:13,458 --> 01:12:18,917 To the police station and quickly. I'll find out what's happening here. 437 01:12:25,292 --> 01:12:27,375 Mr. Gerber... 438 01:12:28,750 --> 01:12:34,333 You'll never believe what happened. They stole my restaurant. 439 01:12:44,042 --> 01:12:46,542 - Where's the Cabanon? - Stolen. 440 01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:49,833 What times we live in. 441 01:15:06,125 --> 01:15:11,792 But it's true. It's true. 442 01:15:20,208 --> 01:15:22,958 We're going around in circles. 443 01:15:34,250 --> 01:15:36,667 What if we... No, we can't. 444 01:15:39,292 --> 01:15:41,333 - Or... - No, go back to sleep. 445 01:15:44,125 --> 01:15:48,958 We'll get one. Then we find out what their weak spot is. 446 01:15:49,208 --> 01:15:54,042 - Easier said than done. - Especially when they're disguised. 447 01:15:54,542 --> 01:15:57,917 We need to have a secret sign. 448 01:15:58,167 --> 01:16:02,083 - Like what? - We'll wear our kepi Blйriot style. 449 01:16:12,417 --> 01:16:14,042 No... 450 01:16:15,083 --> 01:16:18,292 Actually, what's inside this? 451 01:17:11,333 --> 01:17:13,000 Everything ok. 452 01:17:13,958 --> 01:17:15,792 You were right. 453 01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:18,958 They exist. Look what's left of them. 454 01:17:49,083 --> 01:17:52,583 Did you see it? Totally rusted away. 455 01:17:52,917 --> 01:17:57,917 Damn, that's it. We've got them. They rust. 456 01:17:58,708 --> 01:18:01,792 They rust. We've got them. They rust. 457 01:18:02,417 --> 01:18:06,000 - How do we recognize them? - The shower... 458 01:18:56,542 --> 01:18:59,417 Have you all gone mad? 459 01:18:59,833 --> 01:19:04,750 We received 142 complaints. 142. 460 01:19:11,375 --> 01:19:18,000 Poor passers-by were harassed. What kind of joke is that? 461 01:19:18,375 --> 01:19:23,208 What kind of losers are you? And put your kepi straight. 462 01:19:23,417 --> 01:19:27,167 How dare you wear it Lindbergh style? 463 01:19:27,375 --> 01:19:31,833 How is this possible? What do you think, mister civil servant? 464 01:19:32,417 --> 01:19:34,583 - And you, Bertier? - Me too. 465 01:19:34,917 --> 01:19:39,250 We've had enough of this nonsense. We look like total fools. 466 01:19:39,500 --> 01:19:45,750 The aliens look like us. So we have to take precautions. 467 01:19:45,958 --> 01:19:51,167 And don't yell like that. We know how to destroy them. 468 01:19:51,458 --> 01:19:53,667 By spraying people? 469 01:19:53,958 --> 01:19:59,125 - How will you destroy them? - They rust, colonel. 470 01:20:00,750 --> 01:20:04,250 A bit of water, and see what's left. 471 01:20:11,042 --> 01:20:16,292 - Not convinced, colonel? - I'm stunned. 472 01:20:17,833 --> 01:20:19,917 That's unbelievable. 473 01:20:22,458 --> 01:20:25,625 Bring me one that works. 474 01:20:26,083 --> 01:20:28,417 - We're going to lure them. - How? 475 01:20:28,958 --> 01:20:34,542 Like a hunt. With a decoy, with a fake saucer. 476 01:20:34,875 --> 01:20:37,833 A fake saucer and there we go. 477 01:20:40,958 --> 01:20:44,500 Go ahead. I'll cover you. 478 01:20:48,958 --> 01:20:53,792 But it's your responsibility. Isn't it? 479 01:20:54,042 --> 01:20:57,417 I don't want any trouble. 480 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:15,958 - Everything is ready. - Let's go then. 481 01:21:33,792 --> 01:21:39,250 That starlight is beautiful. 482 01:21:39,875 --> 01:21:45,042 The closest star is Proxima Centauri, around 4 light years away. 483 01:21:45,333 --> 01:21:50,500 And 1500 to Deneb, close to the Swan, which is even further. 484 01:21:50,792 --> 01:21:53,750 That's the Great Bear. 485 01:21:56,000 --> 01:22:02,000 - That bright one there is Altair. - And that's the Little Bear. 486 01:22:02,292 --> 01:22:04,833 Oh, the Little Bear. 487 01:22:05,417 --> 01:22:08,542 - That's where they must be from. - Silent. 488 01:22:08,792 --> 01:22:11,750 And there they are. 489 01:23:38,083 --> 01:23:40,667 - That's you, sergeant. - That's me. 490 01:23:42,833 --> 01:23:45,917 That's you. That's us. 491 01:23:46,292 --> 01:23:47,875 But I'm here. 492 01:23:48,792 --> 01:23:51,583 But it's them. 493 01:24:18,917 --> 01:24:24,750 We know what to do. Wait until they're close before you attack. 494 01:24:27,708 --> 01:24:29,250 Attack. 495 01:24:53,417 --> 01:24:57,958 We're the last pillars of civilisation. Let's go. 496 01:25:20,208 --> 01:25:21,792 Retreat. 497 01:29:06,833 --> 01:29:09,542 It's so crowded on the quay. 498 01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:13,167 Back to serious work. Get your booklets out.