1 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:06,640 Margaret, come on. Come down, darling. 2 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:11,560 Did you fall asleep? But what a stink, did you pop again? 3 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:15,760 Let's go ! But why do you always do it in the car? 4 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:20,550 The polite person does not blaspheme, he doesn't spit or shit in the car. 5 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,518 LOUD MUSIC 6 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:46,840 Haven't you gone to bed yet? Here you go: whiskey... and cigarettes. 7 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:50,400 If I didn't do the shopping myself, here I would he might even die. Who are you? 8 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:55,040 - We made love last night! - Time erases everything. 9 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:58,680 Your editor called from Milan. 10 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:03,040 - They want to know what you do. - They said to send the drawings. 11 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,560 These are my cabbages! 12 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,960 There was a piece of paper with his phone number! 13 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:14,717 Why do you touch my things? Someday I'll kick you out! 14 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:18,960 - Where is Rosy? - Above, he is playing with Robertino. 15 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:20,916 ORIENTAL MUSIC 16 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,516 Did you come on your motorbike? 17 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:44,512 You saw a note lying around with a phone number? 18 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:49,193 - And who are you? - I'm Rosy, your wife. 19 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,999 Now I recognize you, stop! 20 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,436 Stop for a moment. Here you are... 21 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:06,120 What do you have today? You have a butt sad, is there something wrong? 22 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:10,480 It's your fault, you only think about yourself, you never sleep, you're nervous. 23 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:14,800 Only your work exists... Do you know how long it's been since we've played? 24 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:21,480 These are tough times, I struggle work, there is no more inspiration. 25 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:25,040 Do you remember when I never slept why did I have nightmares? 26 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:30,480 I saw insects everywhere, monsters, cockroaches... 27 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,680 Now it's tough. Oh yes... 28 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:38,277 Is it ever possible? All the monsters They come at me with ass faces. 29 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:44,395 Don't worry, it's here your wife ready to help you. 30 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,156 ROCK MUSIC 31 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:42,680 Karman recognized the monster of the galaxy. 32 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:46,480 Instead he didn't recognize anyone, this is not a monster! 33 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,440 > Rosy, Rosy! - What is it, love? 34 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:53,120 Come here ! It doesn't come to me anymore a proper monster. 35 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:56,840 Help me, do something! Look at this disgusting stuff! 36 00:05:56,840 --> 00:06:02,520 Don't worry, smoke this joint prepared by your wife. 37 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:06,638 - I've been smoking since this morning. - Maybe you haven't smoked enough. 38 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:10,800 - Then you get a mess of amphetamine. - Thank you. 39 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:15,157 And a nice drink of whiskey. You'll see how better you'll feel. 40 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:20,235 Thanks love, if it weren't you to take care of my health! 41 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:25,960 > The little girl saw a flower and he approached to take it, 42 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:31,876 but slipped on vomit of an old, filthy and disgusting one. 43 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:40,999 Then he fell into a nest of vipers... who bit her. 44 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:48,320 Fatima, this was the little girl's name, 45 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:55,200 he ran to the river to wash himself wounds, but fell into the water 46 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:59,000 who dragged her between the shovels of the mill, smashing it to pieces. 47 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:03,800 The river turned red, but give it pulping of the little girl, 48 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:08,040 Karman, the monster, was born that came from the galaxy. 49 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:11,240 - I got hungry. - Then you don't like the story. 50 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:16,760 - No, I find it too romantic. - You are only capable of criticizing. 51 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:20,480 PHONE RINGING - If it's the publisher, I'm not there. 52 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:25,520 Ready? Yes, I'll pass it on to you right away. He's your editor. 53 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:28,120 You're not smart, but you understand everything straight away! 54 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,480 - Ready, Orestes! - HI. 55 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,040 - Had you called? - Yes, I come to Sicily. 56 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:37,120 > Do you need something? - Give me more time to work. 57 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:43,000 Please note that we signed contracts, there are deadlines! 58 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:48,160 Invent another story, of love, set in the 1950s. 59 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:52,600 > Okay, we'll talk about it later, I'll see you tonight at the airport. 60 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,280 > And forget about the monsters! 61 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:57,556 But I only know how to do those, holy shit! HI. 62 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:01,958 - What did he say? - I have to go to pick up at the airport. 63 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:03,799 Holy shit! 64 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,150 Miss, call me Miss. 65 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:42,075 Whore misery! Look at this mess! 66 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:47,240 Here are millions of damages! Holy shit Eva, disgusting world! 67 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:51,560 > Cowardly, shameless destiny, moron, filthy! 68 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:54,360 > Ignorant, creepy... 69 00:08:54,360 --> 00:09:00,515 >But damn, it's possible I don't get bad words... 70 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:05,834 It's the Madonna. 71 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:15,800 - Sir, get up. Courage ! - Who is he? 72 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:18,109 What happened? 73 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:22,480 I had an accident, I died, then I saw her and I fainted. 74 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:28,000 -How do you feel now? - I don't know, a little confused. 75 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,240 - It's the first time I've died. - I'll accompany you. 76 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:34,560 - To purgatory or hell? - Get in. 77 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:37,791 But... what car is it? A Maserati? 78 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:48,600 I'm sorry I died, I was young. 79 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:53,000 I don't know how it happened, he fell the pole and I went off the road... 80 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:57,200 - Fuck you, shitty accident! - Certain words are not said. 81 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:02,200 But how? I'm dead! To hell I want to get there drunk. 82 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:07,832 Right building... Look at that joint, strong stuff! 83 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:13,515 Pakistani. 84 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:17,190 Do you want to take a shot? But do you smoke there? 85 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:21,920 Damn, what a blow... 86 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:27,196 Do you want some... Mmm... 87 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,878 Cocktails... 88 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:35,840 When we arrive, let me know. 89 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:39,719 I want to be an engineer there... home and office. 90 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,840 - Hi, Rosy. - HI. 91 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:10,880 - Where is Giulio? - He's resting, He was sleeping out here this morning. 92 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,960 Who knows how much he must have drunk! 93 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,679 - I can ? - Yes, everyone can. 94 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,876 Aerobics is also missing. 95 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,910 But what a stink! 96 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,916 Look, look... 97 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,629 It worked, though! 98 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:54,597 Julius, Julius! I waited for you all evening, where were you? 99 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,680 I had an accident, maybe I'm dead. 100 00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:03,240 - And what are these? - I know, it's nonsense... 101 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:09,000 But no, they are beautiful! A chariot in the night, a mysterious lady... 102 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,480 This is an excellent idea! 103 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:17,840 I knew it needed an accident to shake your imagination. 104 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:21,280 - I didn't see yours down here car, where is it? - She stayed there. 105 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,480 - Where ? - Where I died. 106 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:28,280 Where did you die? Come on, let's go get it. 107 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:31,875 Margaret, you tidy up. 108 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:51,955 Stop, it happened there! He fell the pole and I went off the road. 109 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:58,600 Look at this mess, How much will it cost to redo the wall? 110 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:02,800 Nice shot, eh! Nice shot! 111 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,920 We need a tow truck here to get it out. 112 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:10,000 Yes, under the lighthouse. Please, immediately! 113 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,440 The tow truck will arrive soon. 114 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:16,720 Excuse me if I leave now? I have to be in Milan today. 115 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:19,640 - HI. - Did you like those drawings? 116 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:24,600 Of course, they are beautiful! But now think of a love story. 117 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,440 You're good, you're exceptional! 118 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:30,360 I'm not used to writing stories without monsters. 119 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,960 I can't figure out what role he might have the girl. 120 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:36,589 You will succeed, I'm sure, convince yourself! 121 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:42,000 - For now there is only the accident and the girl. - It's just the beginning! 122 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,280 It will be history most romantic of the century! 123 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,157 Now pull up that pole. 124 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,840 Listen, Giulio, do you need money? 125 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:56,073 - No, I'm full as an egg. - HI ! Work, eh! 126 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:07,040 The most romantic love story of century begins with an accident. 127 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:11,397 Then a carriage arrives and she gets out... then we'll see. 128 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:23,240 - Good morning. - Good morning. 129 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,676 Is she still here? Another accident? 130 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:31,000 No, I'm waiting for the tow truck. 131 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,992 - So you don't need a ride? - Well, yes. 132 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:40,440 - What are you waiting for to go up? - A gesture, a nod, a word, a verb... 133 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,396 Get in. 134 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:09,160 - (GIULIO) We know each other, right? - Yes. 135 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,355 - Are you the one from the carriage? - Yes. 136 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:19,200 - Can I take a photo of you? - A photo? What do you need it for? 137 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:23,400 Since I don't realize whether it's reality or... 138 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:27,200 At least with a photo... You pass through the town. 139 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,156 Here, there. 140 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:35,232 Wait for me here and don't talk to anyone. 141 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,716 I'll be right back. 142 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:44,440 - We have already given. - How much does the shop cost? 143 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:48,440 - Do you want? - A car photographic, even film. 144 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:51,680 - What type of film? - I have to photograph a dream. 145 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,520 It wasn't better to do it an x-ray? 146 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,560 - Are you from Bordighera? - Why? 147 00:15:56,560 --> 00:16:00,997 There's a humor festival there! Come on, give me any car. 148 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:05,880 Garlic, onion, rosemary, fennel! 149 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:09,475 Sir, come closer. What do you want, garlic or onion? 150 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,472 I need a doctor. 151 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,600 - Permit. - Good morning. 152 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,880 - Is the professor there? - Yes, but it's in the laboratory. 153 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,269 > Come, come! 154 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:26,635 - Permit. > Please take a seat. 155 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:31,838 - Permit ? > Tell me, come forward. 156 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:37,280 - Professor ? > Please take a seat. 157 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:42,434 - Excuse me, professor? -Do you need anything? 158 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,993 I wanted to know if I'm normal. 159 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:50,998 Judging by appearances I would say yes, yes, yes... 160 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:54,600 It's even banal for its normality. 161 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:58,600 Maybe he follows fashion, to go unnoticed, ato, ato. 162 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,760 - In fact I hate ostentation. - How can I help you? 163 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:05,960 - I saw a lady twice... - I'd like to meet you. 164 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:11,280 - Why? - It's been a long time since I see one, I thought they had disappeared. 165 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:16,240 In fact, this is exactly my case. That lady disappears. 166 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:21,160 What's strange? We are in the Era of the disappearance of man. 167 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:25,800 - How does yours disappear? - The first time... 168 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,960 he was in a carriage, the second in a vintage car. 169 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,600 - It's the mother. - Whose ? 170 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:38,160 Our mother, who tries to save us from extermination, understand? 171 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:42,160 - Well, my mother is not possible. - Doesn't he have a mother? 172 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:47,240 - She died after giving birth. - Sense of guilt, she thinks she killed her. 173 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:50,920 It's not possible, She was hit by a motorbike. 174 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:55,120 A motorbike in the delivery room, strange! Anus, anus... strange. 175 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:59,960 I came into the light... in a way to say, I was born in a tunnel. 176 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,680 That's where the misfortune happened. 177 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:07,920 - It was also in the newspapers. - Interesting, show me. 178 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:14,040 Eh... once... I used it, but now I don't have it anymore. 179 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,920 What a shame, what a shame. 180 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:22,040 Hold, hold, hold. So, you no longer remember your mother? 181 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:26,560 - No, I remember it well. - And how do you remember it? Tell me. 182 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:31,800 It was a woman... a little fat, 183 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,600 she would have been tall like me, at the time, that is, now. 184 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:39,880 He had dark, curly hair, he always wore a raincoat, 185 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:43,360 he had a necklace, a denim shirt, jeans... 186 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:46,640 I don't remember if they were Levi's or Wrangler. 187 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,400 Then he wore a band on his head. 188 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:52,439 He doesn't remember if in the center of the band there was a red sun? 189 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:58,920 - I wouldn't swear, I don't remember. - He doesn't remember. 190 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:04,240 - Dad, dad, do you remember? - Dad was identical to my mother. 191 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:07,915 Yes, yes... I understand, identical. 192 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:13,920 Same, I didn't know at the time if I was fatherless or motherless. 193 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:17,760 This sexual confusion he will have brought it with him. 194 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,760 Let's see, let's see. Look at me, look at me. 195 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:24,400 Look at me... do you like me? Does she like me? 196 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:28,920 - We just met. - What if I tried to kiss her? 197 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:33,360 - What sensations would you feel? - Do I have to answer right away? 198 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:37,160 - It would be better immediately. - Then it disgusts me. 199 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:41,680 Perfect, it's the same feeling that I have about myself. 200 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:46,040 I have to give you some bad news, she's disgustingly normal. 201 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:49,680 - That's better ! - Do you pay in cash or check? 202 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:54,600 - How much? - For science, from a million up. 203 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,800 A million for a disappearance? Will he at least return? 204 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:01,240 I don't know... what if it was her that disappears? 205 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,320 Difficult, with the size I have! 206 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:07,120 We will all disappear, even those who are bigger than her. 207 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:11,160 Give me the urine. Where is the urine? 208 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,000 - Like urine? - Yes, frog. 209 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:19,040 - Did I drink frog urine? - Did you drink frog urine? 210 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:22,400 - Does it hurt? Is it addictive? - No, but it's better not to drink it. 211 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:26,154 - Oh, sure! - I'll prepare the card, she the check. 212 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:30,640 - Professor. I feel like jumping. - Jump, jump! 213 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,400 We will all jump, we will disappear. 214 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:38,840 In a short time the man will succeed to erase his image. 215 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:42,150 Here, this is... where did it go? 216 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:47,760 Here, it has begun. The man begins to disappear. 217 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:51,440 He didn't even leave the check! What do I care, what do I care. 218 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,079 I write here: non-existent. 219 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,635 Good morning sweetie. 220 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:03,840 - I brought you breakfast, how are you? - Very bad. 221 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:08,600 Of course, it's 1 5 days that you don't move! Eats. 222 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:13,799 - Go away, don't break my balls! - All right sweetie. There's mail for you. 223 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,320 I don't like you dressed like that, you disgust me. 224 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,790 - You bought it for me! - You disgust me anyway. 225 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,952 Good morning. 226 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:31,320 I saw something waving, I thought it was Tarzan and went in. 227 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:36,280 - I was expecting it, I was sure that he would come. - Me too. 228 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:40,600 - I sent you the photo because I know he cared. - Indeed. 229 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:44,560 - Oh! - My love, I love you, after the accident I lost my mind! 230 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:47,000 Leave me! She smells like a goat! 231 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,280 - Well, yes. - Aren't you ashamed? 232 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:52,920 Even Jesus was born in a stable, but no one said anything. 233 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:57,280 Keep your distance, I can't stand that smell. 234 00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:00,360 - And then, give me a formal address. - Don't be a bitch! 235 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:02,600 She is an unpleasant person. 236 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:08,760 I took refuge here, far from the world. 237 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:14,080 I'm tired of the neuroses that a kind of how she represents it so well. 238 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:20,120 I need cleanliness and purity, only a romantic man can give them to me. 239 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:25,960 - Well, if it's about cleaning... - If he wants to see me again he has to wash himself, 240 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,997 combing your hair and getting dressed in a more decent way. 241 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:41,430 I have to see it, I absolutely have to see it! 242 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,992 Where is my evening dress? 243 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:29,160 What happened? Did I fall? Where is the plane? The parachute? 244 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:33,120 Miss, what are you doing dressed up as a trapeze artist? 245 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:37,520 Miss ! Miss, have you fainted? Did she crash too? 246 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:41,640 Don't be afraid, I can't have children. Vinegar is needed here. 247 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,960 Where is the vinegar? Is he here? How much I like vinegar... 248 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,996 Waiter, the vinegar! 249 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:26,840 Hello, Carabinieri? Come now to Via del Monte 1 9! 250 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:30,196 There's a maniac dressed in plastic, He came in through the window! 251 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,830 There is no vinegar. 252 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:40,428 Oil, pepper and salt. Let's try with dip. 253 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,591 (GIULIO) The door closed. 254 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,596 - Police? > Carabinieri. 255 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:16,360 Sorry... anyway, come straight away... 256 00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:19,360 - Del Monte. - Talk louder, I can't hear. 257 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:24,360 - Del Monte. - Exact ! Number... Damn, I don't remember! 258 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:26,828 - 1 9. - Exactly! 259 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:32,280 But... did the TV turn on? Is it the usual detective story? 260 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:36,360 - No, we're live. - Congratulations, Kojak, are you already here? 261 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:39,600 Don't be funny, tell us how it went. 262 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,080 I arrived here and there was a window lit, 263 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:49,000 then I went on the swing, though I slipped... yes, my ass and... 264 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,440 with a leap I ended up in the room and the lady fainted. 265 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,440 - The vinegar wasn't there and I took it these. - He wanted to make a salad. 266 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:59,960 Then I phoned the police... can I attack? 267 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:04,590 Of course he can attack. Where would this lady be found? 268 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,720 < (GIULIO) Upstairs. 00:28:11,520 - I slipped... - I don't understand anything. 270 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,600 Patience, everything is fine what ends well. 271 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:20,480 No, now he's following us, he has to answer of housebreaking and burglary. 272 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:24,200 - If he did it it's only because... - I wanted to see you! 273 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:29,720 - So you know each other? - Yes, it was a misunderstanding. 274 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:34,080 - Are we sure? - Yes, I'm sorry to have disturbed her. 275 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:38,551 - Good night. - Goodnight, ma'am. 276 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:43,114 - Come on, Scalia. - Excuse me again. 277 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:52,396 - Do I really care that much about you? - I can't live anymore. 278 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,680 - Leave me... - Love, I love you! 279 00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:01,440 - I want to take you to the altar! - But what does he do? 280 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,040 I tried to give her a kiss. 281 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:08,160 How dare you, dressed like this, to kiss a classy lady? 282 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,760 They are usually the dirtiest. 283 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:14,480 - Excuse me, what did I say? I don't remember anymore! - Get out of here! 284 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:18,320 I just can't say a sentence without a swear word. 285 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,437 - Holy shit! < Get out! - I'm going, I'm going. 286 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:32,360 > I had my first experience with a hooker, or rather, a hooker 287 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:37,240 who wanted me to play the role passive, hence my rejection. 288 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:41,200 > Then I convinced him to do the passive, but I felt little pleasure. 289 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:45,080 I spent 20,000 lire, it was the gift of my First Communion. 290 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:49,040 Well, now let's hear from Manuela. What are drugs for you? 291 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,320 Drugs... what are they for me? 292 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:56,760 Drugs are escape, It is liberation from the ego. 293 00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:02,160 - Rosy, where's the soap? - We are doing the self-analysis! 294 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:06,080 - (GIULIO) Enough with the bullshit! - Now do you want to wash yourself too? 295 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:10,360 - Is it strange that I wash myself? - Yes, you never did. 296 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,960 Oh well, he must have caught a virus. 297 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,960 If you want to argue, consider that to me I don't care about you and your soap! 298 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:21,909 And I don't care about all of you! Go away! 299 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:27,954 - Ugh... come on, guys. > The party's over! 300 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:34,233 This house needs to be cleaned again, as if they had built it yesterday. 301 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:38,560 One moment, I ask for a quote first. 302 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,160 This too, go! 303 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:45,720 We spend millions on bullshit and there's no soap to be found! 304 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:49,120 - You too, stay away. - Exaggerated ! 305 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:55,280 - Come on, go away! - You need to get a grip! 306 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:59,520 Give yourself a fix! Come on, forward! 307 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:03,160 - You don't even know what you want. - Yes, I want to send you away! 308 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:08,200 Come on, get out of the boxes! Go! 309 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,400 - I know you'll call us back later. - Not even dead! 310 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:16,840 - Giulio, you were bad! - I want to be alone, disappear! 311 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,880 What ? Do you want to send me away? Your wife? 312 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:24,880 Agreed, but since we are not get married, get out of the boxes. 313 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:29,635 - Take your rags and leave. - Love, what's happening to you? 314 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:36,200 I need that cleansing that only the past can guarantee me. 315 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,760 - What the hell are you talking about? - Don't be vulgar. 316 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:44,440 I'm tired of the hysterics you guys have like you represent so well. 317 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:50,276 - And then you learn to wash and dress yourself. - Okay, let's go, Margaret. 318 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:54,393 Not the goat! Margaret stays with me! 319 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,758 You're a brute! 320 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:04,120 Margaret, a new one begins for us life, I'm going to buy shampoo. 321 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,270 BLEAT - Okay, herbs. 322 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:11,235 See how clean you look? Without makeup you look better. 323 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:18,909 What beautiful tits you have! They are better than Spadolini's! 324 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:23,880 What is she like? Beautiful, tall, blonde, very intelligent. 325 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:27,360 Lover of cleanliness... that's why we wash ourselves. 326 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,749 And this stuff flies away too! 327 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,390 Permission, permission! 328 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,556 Is anyone there? 329 00:32:55,200 --> 00:33:00,800 - Is there anyone? - I'm not ''someone'' and I'm not there for her. 330 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:06,800 - I said that because I don't know his name. - My name is Lucilla. 331 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:12,400 My name is Giulio instead. Giulio Scacchi. 332 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:18,280 I was born in Cervinia, way back in 1940 on July 14th. 333 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,680 Important date due of the storming of the Bastille 334 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,880 which marked a fundamental stage for human rights. 335 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:27,400 My zodiac sign is Pisces, mayonnaise ascendant. 336 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:32,960 Not to brag, but mine has been a happy birth, I did everything. 337 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:39,280 (GIULIO) I grew up quickly despite the passing of the years, 338 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:43,280 the meticulousness, the study and the perseverance are my qualities 339 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:47,440 who brought me here to Sicily, under Lucilla's windows 340 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:50,160 that he would gladly pull me a vase! 341 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,400 Now, an overview of all the fields for partial results. 342 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,720 Good morning, Giulio. 343 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:59,880 Good morning, Lucilla. Am I okay with this? 344 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:05,080 - Much better, it's so attractive. - I allowed myself to... 345 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,120 - Are they for me? - Yes. 346 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:12,800 I wanted to apologize, I was sorry when I slipped from the swing 347 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,280 and I entered without asking permission. 348 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:20,559 Thank you for your thoughts kind, she is forgiven. 349 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:25,080 - Shall we call each other ''she''? - It's too early to call us "tu". 350 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:31,200 - I'll offer you something. - Better not, then I get hungry and then... 351 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:37,799 If you want, we can have breakfast. In fact, I was going shopping. 352 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,640 Giulio, have you seen the enchantment? 353 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:51,240 - Do you like nature? - I don't remember what it's like anymore! 354 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:55,520 I'm always around markers and on paper. 355 00:34:55,520 --> 00:35:01,000 I no longer remember what it looked like the grass... ah, that one! 356 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:06,840 - Do you like it? There are certain flights! - I don't want to talk about certain things. 357 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:11,040 Yet for many young people, grass It is the only contact with nature. 358 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:16,592 - Why, do you feel young? - Well, I like current things. 359 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:23,030 Engines, rock music, Gucci, Pucci, Fiorucci, Benetton. 360 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:29,433 Then these things become foreign and I feel like I'm in someone else's house. 361 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:34,148 - At my house, for example. - There, you saw! 362 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:40,439 I do a stretch. Be careful, eh! I go ! 363 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,880 (GIULIO) I have the Cagiva as a motorbike, then I am interested in figurative arts. 364 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:29,280 - In fact I'm a designer of comics. - Really ? 365 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,320 Not to brag, but I'm known all over the world. 366 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:38,720 - Then he's an artist. - In short... an artist in crisis. 367 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:42,040 Artists are always in crisis. 368 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:45,240 Look at him, he seems dressed from First Communion. 369 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:48,600 By dint of drawing monsters, he became one too! 370 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:52,559 > (LUCILLA) She prefers raw carrots or boiled courgettes? 371 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:59,120 - And after the vegetables? - An orange juice. 372 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:04,274 And for dessert, pasta and beans with pork rinds? 373 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,240 - Where are the bikes? - I'm there. 374 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:13,680 Get your bikes out, don't be assholes. 375 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,680 Swear words are not said on any occasion. 376 00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,360 But now I'm pissed off, sorry, huh. 377 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:23,720 - Bitch I'll be your sister. - I have no sisters, I'm a foundling. 378 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:27,269 Then the foundling asshole and his little friend. 379 00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,240 - Does blood bother you? - Yes. 380 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:38,560 Thank the lady who saved you from a massacre. 381 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,391 (SOUTHLY) It went well. 382 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,951 You see, this is my house. Do you like it ? 383 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,600 - I didn't imagine a house like this. - In fact it was different before. 384 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:04,628 - How was it? - As I was before, then I met you and changed her. 385 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,200 - And who is that? - Guess. 386 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,640 - But it's me! - Yes, but I can't to make you beautiful as you are. 387 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:15,480 I've decided to stop comics to dedicate myself to painting. 388 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:20,560 Even if I had started a story who was inspired by us. 389 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:25,440 He thinks he sees the Madonna, instead he says: ''Eh, the Madonna''! 390 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:31,760 No, please, you have to finish ours story, you have to make it extraordinary. 391 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:36,440 The most beautiful romantic story of all times. Do you promise me? 392 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:40,160 - Okay, promise. - She's gorgeous... 393 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,116 Yes, what do I care about painting! 394 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:48,680 Here, this is my room. Do you like it ? 395 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:52,080 She's beautiful, it seems to be in a forest. 396 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,040 From here, on beautiful days, 397 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:58,040 you can see all the conditions of the until 1.3am tomorrow! 398 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,600 - Am I wearing this? - That's fine. 399 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:09,800 In this room now I sleep alone, 400 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,240 - instead I used to share it with Rosy and Margaret. - Two women? 401 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:18,000 - Not exactly. - You must be a naughty boy. 402 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:23,440 In short... if these walls they could talk...! 403 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,200 - They would shut up. - Why? 404 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,800 Because they are Sicilian walls. 405 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:32,793 > Giulio! - Wait, I'll go. I'll go! 406 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:39,360 - HI. - What do you want, why did you come? 407 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:42,760 I wanted... to see Margaret again. 408 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:48,153 - You'll see her again at Christmas. - And you... how are you? 409 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:54,280 I'm fine, you rather look like one representative of Max Mayer. 410 00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:58,040 Giulio, I miss you. Let me in. 411 00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:01,720 No, our paths are divided. You're in the mud, I'm on the carpet. 412 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:05,760 I know who's there... but it's true who is very different from me? 413 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:10,276 - Exactly the opposite. - You made me like this. 414 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,633 - Good morning. - Good morning. 415 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:19,998 - Who is the young lady? - Meh, a... 416 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:26,840 She's an old maid of mine who I sent away because he was stealing! 417 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:30,240 Now she's back, but a lot I don't take it anymore! He can go. 418 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:32,120 Disabled! 419 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:37,080 You see ? The most beautiful maids treat them well and the more they respond badly. 420 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,991 We can't go on like this! 421 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,955 MUSIC OF THE 30'S 422 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,637 423 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,669 - - 424 00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:35,550 - - 425 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:41,278 they sparkle. 426 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:47,152 427 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:53,276 428 00:41:54,760 --> 00:42:00,440 429 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:04,797 430 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:24,469 431 00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:31,556 432 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,160 - Giulio. - S� ? 433 00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:49,958 - Where are you ? - Who. 434 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,080 - What are you doing ? - I was watching TV. 435 00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:58,040 - No, that's it. - Exactly, I was looking to see if there was a TV. 436 00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:01,680 How strange the color is of that liquor. 437 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:06,360 No, it's a polishing liquid the furniture, who knows why it's there. 438 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,669 Oh, you have to be careful. 439 00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:13,480 - Are you a native of Trinacria? - No, further north. 440 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,675 - Catanzaro? - Stockholm. 441 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,953 - How's the coffee? - It tastes a little like cork. 442 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,994 Come, let's dance. 443 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:34,360 I like to abandon myself to this old music. To you? 444 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,555 I feel like I'm dreaming. 445 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:44,071 - Are you dreaming now? - Yes, more and more. 446 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:50,192 -Aren't you working today? - No, today is a holiday. 447 00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:57,360 - When will you finish that story? - Well, I wish it would never end. 448 00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:01,120 But my editor urges me, I have to deliver it soon. 449 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:04,795 - Do you miss him a lot? - No. 450 00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:09,838 - Now she and he are happy. - Yes. 451 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,676 Very happy. 452 00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,471 I want you. 453 00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:22,600 Me too... that's what you want finish your story? 454 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:28,720 Yes, she and him make love, but it's not an ending. 455 00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:34,120 But yes, draw it... and when you will have finished it, we will make love. 456 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:35,633 No, now! 457 00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:47,360 - No, please, no. - What is it? 458 00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:50,680 Please, I don't want to distract you from your work. 459 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:54,760 - But who cares! - Don't say that. 460 00:44:54,760 --> 00:45:00,560 You have to finish your story first, our history. Then I will be yours. 461 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,280 - I go and come back. - Will you let me read it? 462 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:06,033 - Of course, you'll be the first. - I'm counting on it. 463 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,591 I beg you. 464 00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,600 You see, Margaret, sooner or later in life... 465 00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:37,520 the time of great occasions it happens to everyone. I chose. 466 00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:42,520 It will happen to you too. When your heart beats strong, 467 00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:45,360 you will be in front of the goat of your life. 468 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:48,400 However, if your breasts swell, you're pregnant... 469 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,400 And you should have thought about it first, you should have taken the pill! 470 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:55,757 Eh, it's your business! I finished the story, do you like it? 471 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:24,920 - Look at the prop how he dressed! - What are you doing here? 472 00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:30,360 This villa is mine, I bought it 10 years ago... 473 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:32,590 But where are you going? with this little cart? 474 00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,800 You look like an ancient vet to me! 475 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:41,720 - This is the job, have you finished it? - Where is Lucilla? 476 00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:46,953 Oh, Lucy. Lucy, come, the vet is here! 477 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:52,160 Well done, you did a good job. 478 00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:55,320 I sold it to the Americans, to the Germans... 479 00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:59,600 I will like your story all over the world. Oh, here. 480 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:03,680 This little check It's an advance, 30 million. 481 00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,160 You deserved it. 482 00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:08,320 - Orestes! - Come on, Lucy. 483 00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:12,680 Look how good it did you. He idealized you a bit. 484 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,600 Let me introduce you to my granddaughter, well, not really... 485 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:19,240 I got it in Sweden and I weaned her in Italy. 486 00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:21,920 - We know each other. - I sent it to you! 487 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:27,392 To make you do a little sentimental electroshock. 488 00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,154 You're a bitch. 489 00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,475 Never as much as you, dear. 490 00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,071 Did you like it? 491 00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:52,036 - Go away, I want to die. - They all say that. HI. 492 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:59,880 I bet you did even love... now tell me! 493 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:03,120 Don't make that face, there is no reason! 494 00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:06,317 Please, work! HI ! 495 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,994 (LUCILLA) Hello, big doll. 496 00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:44,669 - HI. - HI. 497 00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:49,074 - What are you doing here? - I was looking for you. And you ? 498 00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:55,234 Maybe I was looking for you too... and I think I found you again. 499 00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:59,636 Come on, let's go home! 500 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,000 What a beautiful dress! 501 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,240 Lucilla gave it to me and told me where to find you. 502 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:14,800 - (GIULIO) You're fucking cute! SLAP 503 00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:17,355 Don't say bad words! 504 00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,720 This year too the season is over. 505 00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:14,840 It wasn't very interesting. 506 00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:17,200 Because people have expired of quality. 507 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:22,560 Before, the spas were popular by beautiful women, full of charm. 508 00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:27,400 Today, forgive me, but they have become a toilet! They are open to everyone. 509 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:31,200 Because with the fall of ideologies and the triumph of the ephemeral, 510 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:34,880 everyone has the right to a toilet. Well, that shouldn't have come in. 511 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:36,880 - Who? - The one with the motorbike. 512 00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:40,240 - He must be an imbecile. - He's my brother-in-law. 513 00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:43,676 - Excuse me. - He's separating from my sister. 514 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,669 All right, go. 515 00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:59,480 I act as a go-between. They are documents that my sister has to sign. 516 00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:05,840 - How come he got like this? - He lost his mind over a vulgar woman. 517 00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:10,640 - And you, Sandro, aren't you married? - No, I have clear ideas. 518 00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:13,920 - When I felt the danger... - Freedom is so beautiful! 519 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:17,760 A writer, if it must be stated, must have no distractions. 520 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:23,400 - And why hasn't he established himself? - Prince, do you want to argue? 521 00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:27,160 This is a country that does not read and she is a perfect example. 522 00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:33,680 - What are you writing now? - A book on spas... 523 00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:39,200 - I read it! It's very pleasant. - But it hasn't come out yet. 524 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:45,440 Then I read a similar one. Still, it's an interesting thing. 525 00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:49,040 - He'll be forced to do it me too. - Yes, to the chapter: 526 00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:52,635 - ''Effects of thermal waters.'' - This is a good one! 527 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:58,195 - It seems to come on purpose. - Since laughter helps? 528 00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:11,000 - Sandro! - Who is he? 529 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,160 What a joy to find you here after a long time. 530 00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:17,320 - Are you sure it's me? - Are you sure of what? 531 00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:21,480 - Don't you confuse me with someone else? - Sandro, I'm Dora! 532 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:26,000 Dora... Dora! How beautiful you are, you haven't changed at all! 533 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,640 - 15 years have passed. - How's the... 534 00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:34,040 I haven't seen you since your death of my husband, you disappeared. 535 00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:40,000 - We just lost touch. - Yet you swore you loved me. 536 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,000 - I never understood the reason of your passing. - No? 537 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,360 - We could have gotten married by now. - Here... 538 00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:49,640 Our love was done of small subterfuges. 539 00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:52,440 - The colonel was wrong to die. - How? 540 00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:57,120 By freeing us he turned off that magic that made our love come alive. 541 00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:59,880 My husband's death ruined it our relationship? 542 00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:04,200 - He did it on purpose for me! - How funny you are! 543 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:09,840 - And Daniela, what is she doing? - He looked for you a lot, you know? 544 00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:14,560 - Dado, he called you that, remember? - I remember he was 5 years old... 545 00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:16,520 - He's almost 20 now. - Great! 546 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,760 When you disappeared, every doll called him Dado! 547 00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:21,920 She was always very affectionate. 548 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,840 His grandmother gave him a canary and she immediately called him Dado. 549 00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:28,920 - How cute... - Two days later we found him dead, 550 00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:33,480 - had strangled him. - Ah... it's better if I don't see her again. 551 00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:37,480 A difficult little girl, It went through various phases. 552 00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:41,880 Now you can't hear vulgarity, too if every now and then a ''fuck'' escapes you. 553 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,760 - But you have always been careful. - For what? 554 00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:48,469 - Don't let them escape. - Stupid! 555 00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:52,880 I didn't let her miss anything, studies, travel... 556 00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:54,960 - He plays the harp divinely. - Good. 557 00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:58,880 Yet he hates me, yet I always gave her everything. 558 00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:02,720 - Have you tried giving her two slaps? - Yes, he gave them back to me! 559 00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:08,160 No, I was joking... evidently it's one little girl who needs love. 560 00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,320 You think I didn't give ever love? 561 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,390 No, no one has ever complained! 562 00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:17,720 - Ugly villain! - Sorry, eh! At least I see you laugh. 563 00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:21,120 - What are you doing in Montecatini? - My father was from here. 564 00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:24,800 - I have an apartment and I come there to write. - Will you have dinner with us this evening? 565 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:29,880 - No, I have to correct my book. - Mamy would be happy to see you! 566 00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:33,760 - Is she still alive? - Of course, we moved in with her. 567 00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:38,520 - Are you together? - Come on, Sandro, come! 568 00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:43,320 You know, when I saw you I felt such an emotion... 569 00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:47,080 that I feel all... all agitated. 570 00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,878 It's water, this is purgative! 571 00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:58,472 Thank you dear. 572 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:00,640 Thank you. 573 00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:07,560 It's at the right point, lively and with an almond aftertaste. 574 00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:10,950 It seems good to me, I don't find all these flaws. 575 00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:16,200 Danny! Tecl�, call Dany and tell her that Dr. Cipollini has arrived. 576 00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:19,760 SPEAK FOREIGN 577 00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:21,034 Please ? 578 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:26,280 He says he already warned her. Okay, now go. 579 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,669 Thank you. 580 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:35,040 - It's really good, what is it? - Italian sparkling wine, Marone Cinzano. 581 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:37,840 Do you prefer a rosé champagne? 582 00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:40,320 No, this one is fine... brown. 583 00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:43,960 Even the divine Ariel preferred it Italian wines. 584 00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:48,040 - Who would that be...? - Ariel? It's Gabriele D'Annunzio. 585 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,560 Don't name names, it's not elegant. 586 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:54,520 Everyone knows you were the muse by D'Annunzio. 587 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,840 - Did you understand ! - It's said the sin, not the sinner. 588 00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:02,914 But he is in sin that there is the spark of genius. 589 00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:05,320 He fell in love with me by my hands, 590 00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:09,240 he sent me a pair of gloves made of gold foil. 591 00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:11,960 ''To Adalberta, with fairy hands.'' 592 00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:17,520 You won't have stopped your hands... I know he was an artist. 593 00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:22,520 Never met a lover like him, in bed he was tireless. 594 00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:26,960 It looked like it was made of wood. Cipollini, I see you perplexed! 595 00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:32,200 - No, I'm envious! - Sex for him was a party. 596 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:36,079 SPEAKS GERMAN 597 00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:41,520 - He says to go to the table immediately. - Danny! 598 00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:46,840 - It never stops, eh! - No, always playing. 599 00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:50,276 The harp is his only friend. 600 00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:53,232 What is it? 601 00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:58,960 - Don't listen to him. - I don't understand... 602 00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:01,428 Put yourself where you want. 603 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:09,240 If you only speak German, with me the conversation ends immediately. 604 00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:10,912 > Here's Daniela! 605 00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:13,360 It has grown big. 606 00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:18,360 - Dany, have you seen who's there? - Good evening. 607 00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:20,316 HI. 608 00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:26,120 - He didn't recognize you. - No, she didn't notice! 609 00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:30,600 Dany, it's Alessandro Cipollini! Doesn't this name mean anything to you? 610 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:34,800 - No. - She was little, she doesn't remember. 611 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:38,190 Dany, it's impossible, you called him Dado. 612 00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:47,200 Hi, Dany... where are you going? 613 00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:53,000 Daniela, don't you remember? He always wore a red beret. 614 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:56,360 We called it ''The Beautiful asleep in the beret''. 615 00:57:56,360 --> 00:58:01,440 - Don't you remember? - No, mother, don't insist. 616 00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:05,280 - If I don't remember... - Eh, he doesn't remember. 617 00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:10,957 Maybe I don't want to remember it... but you can't break my soul like that! 618 00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:14,635 - Don't bother me! - Better not to insist. 619 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,877 Tecl�, you can serve. 620 00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:29,160 I often went hunting in Africa. 621 00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:33,920 - The prince was very much in love of her. - Don't name names. 622 00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:37,280 It was His Highness King Nasib�. Have you ever been to the Congo? 623 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:40,320 No, I like Congo. 624 00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:43,080 I have some gorgeous ones memories of Africa, 625 00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:48,120 I went through it all searching of my third husband, 626 00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:50,320 the explorer mysteriously disappeared. 627 00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,880 - Did you find it? - Sure, it's there. 628 00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:58,960 - Where ? - On the fireplace, go and see. 629 00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:02,032 On the fireplace? Professor... 630 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:07,754 - I only see the horns. - No, he's next to her! 631 00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:11,715 But not here... damn it! 632 00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:17,400 - But is it this little head? - Yes, the savages have reduced it thus. 633 00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:20,880 Dad was a brave man, he knew no fear. 634 00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:24,760 Maybe if he had less courage, tonight he was here with us. 635 00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:30,680 - And he's not there? It's there! - Yes, but he skipped the broth. 636 00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:33,956 THEY SPEAK GERMAN 637 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,800 Daniela, you are not like grandmother, Don't you like hunting? 638 00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:44,880 No, he doesn't look like me, he has no courage not even to face life. 639 00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:50,400 The simple fact of not looking like you It's comforting and gives me courage. 640 00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:55,720 Dany, you refuse responsibility, also towards Gregory! 641 00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:59,720 Gregory is her boyfriend, studies computer science 642 00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:03,400 and worked as a chef in London for keep up with your studies. He's good. 643 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:06,080 - As a chef? - No, as a computer scientist. 644 01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:09,800 - Now he is desperate for love. - But she doesn't want to know, 645 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:14,720 I think he has character problems sexual... and I think he's a virgin! 646 01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:19,520 That would have been the only reaction right with a family like that. 647 01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:23,960 We're just talking about it to get you off the hook these silly complexes. 648 01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:29,720 You never had them, you are always tucked into every bed. 649 01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:34,640 - My private life is mine alone. - Then leave me alone! 650 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:37,320 Shut up and don't talk to me anymore! 651 01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:42,030 - Still better than masturbating like you! - (SANDRO) Don't exaggerate. 652 01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:45,320 Holy shit! Damn, the new dress! 653 01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:50,720 Is it new? Then he's lucky, red wine is good! 654 01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:53,314 Because a clean dress is it bad luck? 655 01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:57,480 - Excuse me a moment. - Please. 656 01:00:57,480 --> 01:01:01,200 Apologize to Sandro, otherwise think that I didn't give you an education. 657 01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:04,000 It was the worst that could happen to me, 658 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:07,080 lucky you are always screwed! 659 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:11,120 - So I didn't love you? - I don't know what to do with your good, 660 01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:14,320 just the idea that you can kiss me, it makes me vomit! 661 01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:17,360 Dora, please, See if the stain is still visible. 662 01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:21,240 - No, only the halo remained. - It's nothing. 663 01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:25,560 You don't want to be kissed by anyone because you hate love. 664 01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:30,720 You are full of hate and those who want you well you don't give a fuck! 665 01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:36,272 - There, I said it! What the fuck! - But what does Lazio have to do with it... 666 01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:47,440 Sandro, he likes it a slice of veal? 667 01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:51,520 I have arrived at the fruit, I would like nothing else for tonight. 668 01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:52,509 Where do we go out? 669 01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:09,792 It's a complete evening! 670 01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:26,600 ''In the summer, the spa could boast of having among your guests 671 01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:30,440 the Duke of Windsor, who for love he had given up on the train." 672 01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:33,113 On the train? To the throne. 673 01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:38,836 ''Always at the center of the scene worldly, for its elegance... 674 01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:43,440 he wore a splendid broken jacket.'' 675 01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,200 Broken... red! 676 01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:48,033 THEY RING THE DOOR KILL - Who is he? 677 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:52,716 It's half past two, who is it? 678 01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:58,840 Here you are. 679 01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:03,311 THEY RING THE DOOR KILL - He insists! 680 01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,120 So I went to bed. 681 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:15,069 THEY RING THE DOOR KILL - This one really wants to break! 682 01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:17,471 This day is not over! 683 01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:25,588 (FALSE VOICE) Who is he? < Me. 684 01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:33,760 - Daniela, what are you doing here? - I argued with mom. 685 01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:40,000 - Still ? - We never stopped, If I don't leave there, I'll kill her. 686 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:44,120 - Why did you come here? - It's the first place I thought of. 687 01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:48,600 Strange, until recently you didn't remember who you were. 688 01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:52,440 I left without money, but if it bothers you I'll make do. 689 01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:56,760 - How? - In the park, on a bench... 690 01:03:56,760 --> 01:04:00,920 - But it's raining! - That's why I'm here. 691 01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:04,230 - As soon as it rains I'll leave. - What if it rains for three days? 692 01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:08,318 And who resists us? I'm swimming away. 693 01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:14,200 Enter. Of course, you have to adapt... Where did she go? 694 01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:18,800 - And what is this? - A harp. 695 01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:21,600 You left without money and did you bring your harp? 696 01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:26,310 It's the most important thing I have, I couldn't leave her. 697 01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:31,960 I'll put you in the room of the maid, I have nothing else. 698 01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:36,000 She went to India, now she is a nun, he said there is a lot to do there. 699 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:41,279 I told her it was here too to do, but he preferred India. 700 01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:44,959 Please. 701 01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:49,560 Don't look, they are paintings that she painted. 702 01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:52,840 - At least he believed in something. - Are you hungry? 703 01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:56,560 No, at my mother's house I'm losing my appetite. 704 01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:59,600 I only had the Sangria, did you like it? 705 01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:06,080 I don't know, I saw her go past twice, it's there... on the jacket. 706 01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:10,312 - Excuse me. - Well, for one evening you can... 707 01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:16,791 - Goodnight. - Night... 708 01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:43,560 ''Another frequenter of the spa was Jos�phine Backer, 709 01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:45,720 famous for its nest statuesque...'' 710 01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:49,480 With the birds! With his statuesque nude. 711 01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:53,600 ''He advanced regal in the pig...'' No, in the park. 712 01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:57,720 ''Carrying bread on a leash...'' Yes, the homemade loaf! 713 01:05:57,720 --> 01:06:04,114 The dog on a leash... here we could make another book! 714 01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:07,358 SOUND OF THE HARP - What is it? 715 01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:18,192 We missed the harp. 716 01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:40,320 - What a scent! -Did you sleep well? 717 01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:42,560 Yes, I went on a whole ''rant''. 718 01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:46,720 -So you play while you sleep, you have stopped at 6! -Did I bother you? 719 01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:50,713 No, they never did that to me a lullaby with the harp. 720 01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:55,594 - What are you preparing? - Chicken sout� Marengo style. 721 01:06:56,040 --> 01:07:01,239 It is said that after the battle of Marengo, the soldiers... 722 01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:04,714 Stolen chickens and... 723 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,309 And some tomatoes... 724 01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:14,796 - And Napoleon... - Is there also laurel? 725 01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:21,118 - I don't remember, did I put it? - It seems so, listen. 726 01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:26,556 - Yes, in fact there is. - How long until I'm ready? 727 01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:30,480 To do what? Ah, how much is missing... 728 01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:36,160 Nothing, it's ready. I just have to put this mushroom sauce. 729 01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:39,480 - I'll put it on the table. - I'm going to get dressed. 730 01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:41,630 Yes, clothes that... 731 01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:50,320 Well, maybe she didn't realize it. Darnit ! On the fruit salad. 732 01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:56,029 And now? I'll rinse it! 733 01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:02,120 - Do you like it ? - The flavor of the mushrooms is not noticeable. 734 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:05,480 That's what you hear later, when we eat fruit salad. 735 01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:08,800 - It's delicious, you're good. - I like cooking. 736 01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:13,760 It's a way of approaching to the beauty of nature. 737 01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:15,800 I enjoy going shopping. 738 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:19,760 All those colors, the scents, tomatoes, radishes... 739 01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:24,550 - They are gifts from the good Lord. - Well, gifts, they have certain prices! 740 01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:30,120 - It's the only shirt I have! - The chicken's revenge, or, 741 01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:33,560 chicken's answer to Sangria. 742 01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:39,192 Wait, I'll get some spray, a stain remover. 743 01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:44,440 - Here it is, close your eyes. - Ah! 744 01:08:44,440 --> 01:08:46,200 - What happened? - What is it? 745 01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:48,960 - A stain remover. - But it's for mosquitoes! 746 01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:54,000 - The cans are all the same. - If you wear glasses it's better. 747 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:59,360 Witty. So, this is for you ants, this one for the bugs... 748 01:08:59,360 --> 01:09:02,000 Oh, it looks like I live inside a stable. 749 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:07,028 Ah, here it is... Again! Another time? 750 01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:13,911 That's it. 751 01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:29,360 - Good, did Napoleon invent it? - That ? 752 01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:32,320 You didn't say it had anything to do with it the battle of Marengo? 753 01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:38,000 Ah, yes! Napoleon had ordered to attack the enemy's wings, 754 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:39,960 the soldiers attacked instead the thigh. 755 01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:41,760 - Thigh ? - What thigh? 756 01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:46,800 - You said thigh. - I meant that instead of wings 757 01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:49,268 they attacked the chest. 758 01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:52,400 - Did I say chest? - Yes. 759 01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:55,636 Because I think about something else and I get confused. 760 01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:01,640 Look, I think I'm a man open-minded, 761 01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:06,560 and yet every now and then something I'm amazed and then I ask myself: 762 01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:10,120 But that's because I'm still a child or am I stoned? 763 01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:15,399 - Do you want me to tell you? - No, but tell me something. 764 01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:20,760 - Do you feel comfortable ? - Certain. 765 01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:27,760 Lunch is delicious, you are a nice friend, my mother is not here, 766 01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:32,240 I couldn't ask for anything better! Why aren't you comfortable? 767 01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:36,560 No, I don't understand when I'm uncomfortable. 768 01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:38,760 Is it because I took off my shirt? 769 01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:43,520 No, it's the color of the bra which doesn't connect with chicken. 770 01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:47,680 Dado, I'm with you I don't have these problems and then... 771 01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:52,360 -you will have already seen me naked as a child. -Yes, but I didn't remember those bumps! 772 01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:56,480 Come on, bare breasts are now accepted on all beaches. 773 01:10:56,480 --> 01:10:58,640 Ah, good thing you told me. 774 01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:04,720 I didn't see the lifeguard go by and I thought: did I go to the wrong beach? 775 01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:09,680 I believe you, as indeed all those of your generation, 776 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:14,200 - give a lot of weight to appearances. - Yes, huh? 777 01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:17,829 What if I jump on you now and I'll make you... 778 01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:23,320 I take advantage of you, let's say, do you think it's appearance? 779 01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:26,949 - But who? You? - Yes, me. 780 01:11:27,240 --> 01:11:32,880 - What are you doing, laughing? - Dado, you would never be able to. 781 01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:37,960 - Why? Am I prevented? - No, you are one of those who... 782 01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:40,360 they would wear underwear also to nature. 783 01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:46,200 - I didn't understand it, sorry. - A plant, a pear tree, an apricot tree. 784 01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:49,840 - What do apricots have to do with it? - It develops, right? 785 01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:53,880 It grows, puts on buds, but not this is why we are embarrassed to look at it. 786 01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:58,440 Maybe it's because I like apricots I like them, but they don't excite me! 787 01:11:58,440 --> 01:12:02,319 Okay, if it bothers you I'll cover myself. 788 01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:09,040 - Is this okay? - Very good ! 789 01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:12,157 But Dado! Nut! 790 01:12:16,360 --> 01:12:21,480 - Did I make you angry? - No, I have it with me. 791 01:12:21,480 --> 01:12:25,840 Do you know when doubts come to you? I thought: maybe I'm an asshole! 792 01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:29,680 Luckily I will buy again immediately confidence in myself. 793 01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:32,120 - Come to the table. - I'm not hungry. 794 01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:35,720 - Eat at least one pear. - No, I might get ''horny''! 795 01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:38,871 - No, I'm going out. - I'm coming with you! 796 01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:40,878 CHAMBER MUSIC 797 01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:02,153 Ah! 798 01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:09,240 - Daniela! - They're murdering Mozart, do you realize it? 799 01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:13,120 - Yes... ouch! - Something like that hurts the heart. 800 01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:14,792 Even in your hand! 801 01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:25,679 - Excuse me a moment. - Please. 802 01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:32,800 - Dear Doctor Cipollini, I greet you. - Are you leaving? 803 01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:35,480 Do you know what Rossini said? 804 01:13:35,480 --> 01:13:41,040 Beethoven is the first composer of the world, Mozart, the only one. 805 01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:47,040 And they made it happen the last one. You scoundrels! 806 01:13:47,040 --> 01:13:51,920 Sandro! We are here! Mom, Sandro is here. 807 01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:56,360 - Greetings. - What a pleasure to see you, do you know that I really like it? 808 01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:59,800 - I don't mind her either. - If I were 20 years younger! 809 01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:01,680 Now he says it, what would he do? 810 01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:06,674 I would tell her: If I were 20 years younger, to reach at least 40! 811 01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:10,920 - I have to thank you for Daniela. - Well, it's a little problem. 812 01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:14,920 - Good morning. - Professor, what's so good about you? 813 01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:18,800 - I'm leaving for Paris. - This is Gregory. 814 01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:21,040 He lives abroad for computer science studies. 815 01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:25,120 - Ah, the cook! - Yes, just to pay my expenses. 816 01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:28,160 A friend of mine says: culinary for pennies. 817 01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:31,760 And a slave of love to that wretch of my niece! 818 01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:36,480 Look, I need to talk with her, at the end of the concert. 819 01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:41,320 It's over for me. Let's talk right away or the second part will be fatal. 820 01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:43,480 - Can I offer you something? - Yes. 821 01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:46,440 A champagne cocktail laced with vodka. 822 01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:49,520 - I would prefer a local sparkling wine. - What? 823 01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:52,760 - A Marone Cinzano it would comfort me. - Eh, well... 824 01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:56,040 - What do you drink? - Two fresh eggs. 825 01:14:56,040 --> 01:15:00,000 I know that Daniela lives with you, but before losing it definitively 826 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:04,640 I'd like to give it one last try, if you were willing to help me... 827 01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:10,720 - If I can, yes. - Daniela and me we get along very well. 828 01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:13,800 Girls today look more the inside and the outside. 829 01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:16,600 And Daniela is interested more the soul than the body. 830 01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:19,273 - In fact... - Yes? 831 01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:23,400 - In bed... during... - During? 832 01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:27,160 During the act, we have difficulties. 833 01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:30,720 - How many times? - Three times. 834 01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:34,320 - Excuse me, why are you bothering? - She's his girlfriend. 835 01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:37,000 - Is he your relative? - Ninth ! 836 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,956 So, sorry... 837 01:15:39,040 --> 01:15:41,760 What I would like to understand is... 838 01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:45,920 What is the difficulty What's stopping you from having a relationship? 839 01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:52,996 At a certain moment he can't... He can't reach orgasm. 840 01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:57,520 - He starts screaming and throws me out of bed. - Really ? 841 01:15:57,520 --> 01:16:04,720 He says strange things, he talks about Ulysses, Agamemnon, the Trojan Horse... 842 01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:08,640 - Maybe he has a school trauma. - He won't have digested the Odyssey. 843 01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:13,520 I think she took refuge in her house because he sees the father in her, 844 01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:19,197 - the wise man, the old man, the grandfather. - I understand, but without exaggerating! 845 01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:25,600 Daniela fell in love with her, he must have idealized her! 846 01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:31,480 Ultimately it's not unpleasant, of course, not ideal for a woman... 847 01:16:31,480 --> 01:16:35,040 Daniela saw her once making love to his mother and... 848 01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:37,280 it was like a trauma. 849 01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:42,720 And now, during intercourse, the it returns that image and freezes. 850 01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:45,760 I, for what I have done, I couldn't unlock it. 851 01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:51,560 It seems he did little, evidently she there... is lacking. 852 01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:56,395 Not everyone is gifted... Tell me. 853 01:16:57,800 --> 01:17:02,440 Look, not for... but me I have a perscing between my legs! 854 01:17:02,440 --> 01:17:05,720 - What ? - I also had some problems, 855 01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:08,120 - they took away my passport. - Do you have a driving licence? 856 01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:11,112 Yes, otherwise what would I do to drive! 857 01:17:11,640 --> 01:17:15,080 I didn't understand... How can I help you? 858 01:17:15,080 --> 01:17:19,440 - Must remove the block. - Remove the block? 859 01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:24,360 That is, you mean that Daniela and I should...? 860 01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:26,032 Exactly. 861 01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:33,000 - And you're the one asking for it? - No, it's Psychoanalysis. 862 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:37,391 Forget psychoanalysis, but you... aren't you jealous? 863 01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:41,240 - For goodness' sake! - What's so funny? 864 01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:46,640 Jealous of who? About her? For goodness sake, Daniela sees her as a myth! 865 01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:51,240 When he realizes, perhaps she will suffer, but she will return to herself. 866 01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:54,960 She thinks of me as medicine unpleasant? 867 01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:59,040 No, I don't consider it, I only know that Daniela is sick. 868 01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:05,400 Ah, it's not very normal, he said: ''Excuse me a moment'' and she disappeared! 869 01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:08,840 To tell the truth, I'm not normal either. 870 01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:10,910 I noticed this. 871 01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:16,391 Normality is boring, I would prefer death. 872 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:23,195 - Can I ask you a question? - Tell me. 873 01:18:23,480 --> 01:18:27,075 How do you consider me? Normal ? 874 01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:51,233 The light shines in his eyes of madness. 875 01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:55,720 < Here are the eggs. - What ? 876 01:18:55,720 --> 01:18:58,678 - Fresh eggs for the gentleman. - Thank you. 877 01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:01,716 - Cheers. - I'd love that. 878 01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:07,551 Insanity. 879 01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:19,520 - Can you give me another glass? - And a bottle of wine, on me. 880 01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:23,880 And 24 eggs for the lord, fresh, otherwise he gets drunk. 881 01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:28,920 I was saying, regardless of perscing, Have you ever tried sweetness? 882 01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:32,515 - Sure, but he falls asleep. - Ah, he's falling asleep. 883 01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:36,800 - But what kind of sweetness did he use? - The singing. 884 01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:38,840 Nice, the singing is nice. 885 01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:45,240 so hot and eager. 886 01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:51,520 I know that you are eager, that you are longing to stay close to me. 887 01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:55,640 - Bene, per�... 888 01:19:55,640 --> 01:20:01,400 in your bed you toss and turn, I know that you sigh, 889 01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:06,720 - that you sigh and think of me. - It seems to me to be... 890 01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:13,080 so hot and eager, 891 01:20:13,080 --> 01:20:20,000 I know that you are eager, that you are longing to stay close to me. 892 01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:24,160 - I really like... - 893 01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:30,000 in your bed you toss and turn, I know that you sigh, 894 01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:34,920 - that you sigh and think of me. - I was saying, aside from... 895 01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:41,240 so hot and eager, 896 01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:48,120 I know that you are eager, that you are longing to stay close to me. 897 01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:52,440 - There could be... - 898 01:20:52,440 --> 01:20:58,360 in your bed you toss and turn, I know that you sigh, 899 01:20:58,360 --> 01:21:03,480 (TOGETHER) that you sigh and think of me. 900 01:21:03,480 --> 01:21:10,160 Don't stay sleeping alone, so warm and eager, 901 01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:17,240 I know that you are eager, that you are wanting to stay close to me. 902 01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:22,440 - It's also very... - 903 01:21:22,440 --> 01:21:28,760 (TOGETHER) in your bed you toss and turn, I know that you sigh, 904 01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:33,834 that you sigh and think of me. 905 01:21:34,520 --> 01:21:42,080 Don't stay sleeping alone, so warm and eager, 906 01:21:42,080 --> 01:21:44,958 I know you're horny... 907 01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:48,350 you're eager... 908 01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:52,113 Close to me. 909 01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:55,154 You turn around... 910 01:21:56,520 --> 01:21:59,990 NOISE OF KEYS 911 01:22:14,040 --> 01:22:15,951 Let's try this other key. 912 01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:19,393 Who stole my door? 913 01:22:19,960 --> 01:22:24,120 - Are you staying here? Who opened it for you? - The doorman. 914 01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:27,640 You said to me: ''Excuse me a moment'' and you disappeared. 915 01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:31,400 I came to make you dinner, Do you remember that you didn't eat? 916 01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:34,600 No, it reminds me of him anyway my stomach 917 01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:38,160 and then since we've been together I skip meals. What have you prepared? 918 01:22:38,160 --> 01:22:41,200 A specialty of mine, Cantonese duck. 919 01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:43,880 - Oriental dinner! - Gregory taught me. 920 01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:47,160 - The computer scientist! - Yes, he's a smart guy. 921 01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:51,551 Nice, open... what did he tell you? 922 01:22:52,120 --> 01:22:57,880 -How do you know I talked to him? - I saw you at the bar. 923 01:22:57,880 --> 01:23:03,640 The IT guy came to find out about you. 924 01:23:03,640 --> 01:23:07,280 He was looking for you, himself, the future... everything was lost! 925 01:23:07,280 --> 01:23:11,560 Minus the eggs, if I didn't stop him, the chicken was also drunk. 926 01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:14,800 - What did he want from you? - But where is the duck? 927 01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:20,600 I didn't have the duck so what I put the sausage in pieces. 928 01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:23,240 Instead of bamboo shoots, the onion 929 01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:28,560 - and instead of soya a tomato. - Who tells the Chinese anyway? 930 01:23:28,560 --> 01:23:32,360 - I also added beaten eggs. - Instead of duck... 931 01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:36,960 - you made the Burina omelette. - Well, it's the only thing I know how to do. 932 01:23:36,960 --> 01:23:41,760 Consider that today the real dish the burina omelette is exotic. 933 01:23:41,760 --> 01:23:46,760 Only it requires its own ritual, with permission. 934 01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:49,228 What did Gregory want from you? 935 01:23:50,680 --> 01:23:55,160 He's in love, he's jealous, but I told him: 936 01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:58,240 ''Daniela, for me, she's not even a woman. 937 01:23:58,240 --> 01:24:04,918 She's a little girl, a little girl with apricots.'' Sorry. 938 01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:13,520 Here I am. So, here's everything... 939 01:24:13,520 --> 01:24:18,040 - What is this, an omelette toilet? - Yes, it's not the de rigueur one, 940 01:24:18,040 --> 01:24:20,440 because you would need a headdress of chicken feathers, 941 01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:24,718 made of rooster tail crests. I'll take the wine. 942 01:24:25,240 --> 01:24:28,400 And if I was a duck Cantonese style, how did you dress? 943 01:24:28,400 --> 01:24:31,440 From Chinese Mandarin and if you prepared a William Tell soup, 944 01:24:31,440 --> 01:24:36,360 - I just put an apple on my head. - So it went well for me. 945 01:24:36,360 --> 01:24:38,280 And how did it come to your mind? 946 01:24:38,280 --> 01:24:43,040 We used it in bacchanals, in the 6th century BC 947 01:24:43,040 --> 01:24:44,520 I didn't think you were that old. 948 01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:48,800 Epicurus, to propitiate the meeting I had an omelette party with Eros! 949 01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:54,160 Which as you know, is an aphrodisiac food. Be careful not to get too excited. 950 01:24:54,160 --> 01:24:56,720 Don't worry, there's no danger. 951 01:24:56,720 --> 01:25:00,440 The priestesses of Eros they were crazy about me, 952 01:25:00,440 --> 01:25:02,158 they tore their vestals! 953 01:25:03,480 --> 01:25:05,675 They tore their vestals... 954 01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:07,680 Doesn't it make you laugh? 955 01:25:07,680 --> 01:25:13,232 I don't like this playful spirit, but you are very funny. 956 01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:28,200 - But funny, how? - Funny like a circus clown! 957 01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:31,875 You're cute... It's persecution! 958 01:25:32,280 --> 01:25:35,440 Let it go, it only makes the situation worse. 959 01:25:35,440 --> 01:25:38,120 The clown's fate is to fall increasingly ridiculous. 960 01:25:38,120 --> 01:25:39,760 But you don't know how to laugh! 961 01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:44,080 You can see that in the Bacchanalia they gave you always the role of the fool. 962 01:25:44,080 --> 01:25:48,870 Okay, it doesn't matter, I'll take them off. You don't formalize anyway! 963 01:25:49,280 --> 01:25:51,000 Or does it bother you? 964 01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:56,313 No, you can take them off. To the ridiculous we add the obscene! 965 01:25:56,440 --> 01:26:01,160 Do you realize what you're saying? You entered the house forcefully, 966 01:26:01,160 --> 01:26:04,600 you filled it with ''zinnes'' that me I also find them on the plate, 967 01:26:04,600 --> 01:26:05,960 you told me I'm ancient, 968 01:26:05,960 --> 01:26:07,840 that I want to wear underwear with apricots 969 01:26:07,840 --> 01:26:11,760 and now that I want to take mine off Are you telling me I'm obscene? 970 01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:15,000 - It's different! - Is my nude more nude than yours? 971 01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:18,000 It will perhaps be less interesting, but they are both naked! 972 01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:21,680 My nude is spontaneous, natural. 973 01:26:21,680 --> 01:26:25,800 Yours is a masquerade, you dressed naked! 974 01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:29,400 Look, what, I of real and natural nude 975 01:26:29,400 --> 01:26:32,360 I recognize that of children up to three months! 976 01:26:32,360 --> 01:26:38,629 At four already they put malice into it and you have long surpassed them! 977 01:26:38,720 --> 01:26:43,000 That's what you did! You thought about it coldly! 978 01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:47,640 You've calculated the effect, but you haven't calculated how old you are! 979 01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:51,360 At your age if you are not sincere, It's better to cover up... 980 01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:53,635 if you don't want to appear old and vulgar. 981 01:26:56,320 --> 01:27:00,560 You're not just old and vulgar, you're also pathetic. 982 01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:02,755 'These dicks! 983 01:27:08,960 --> 01:27:11,394 Another missed dinner! 984 01:27:11,920 --> 01:27:14,720 If there was one thing that was regular in my life it was meals. 985 01:27:14,720 --> 01:27:18,349 Now I don't just skip them, but I also don't feel like it. 986 01:27:19,360 --> 01:27:23,353 If it continues like this, it will end that I have to be fed intravenously. 987 01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:46,030 HARP SOUND 988 01:27:47,960 --> 01:27:49,837 But what is it? 989 01:27:58,720 --> 01:28:03,032 And this is her! Now I have the Conservatory! 990 01:28:08,480 --> 01:28:13,076 We are in Santa Cecilia... listen to that stuff! 991 01:28:22,360 --> 01:28:26,080 But he didn't have to leave when was it raining? 992 01:28:26,080 --> 01:28:27,798 It rained! 993 01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:31,909 Daniela! 994 01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:36,672 Danielina... 995 01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:43,389 Have you gotten up already? 996 01:29:32,640 --> 01:29:34,596 PANTS 997 01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:45,956 PANTS 998 01:29:58,360 --> 01:30:03,639 Do you feel bad? Do you need anything? 999 01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:07,793 - Stay here with me. - What can I do? 1000 01:30:10,440 --> 01:30:14,880 Nothing, just the music it makes me feel good. 1001 01:30:14,880 --> 01:30:19,874 It gives me real enjoyment. Full, total. 1002 01:30:20,080 --> 01:30:24,000 - Has it always been like this? - Yes. 1003 01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:27,200 Ever since I was a child and I was in love with a man. 1004 01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:29,316 What man? 1005 01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:33,640 - The man in the red beret. -How old were you? 1006 01:30:33,640 --> 01:30:40,034 - Four, maybe five. - The right age for passions! 1007 01:30:41,200 --> 01:30:44,880 One night I heard the dog barking outside. 1008 01:30:44,880 --> 01:30:48,240 I woke up suddenly, the window was open. 1009 01:30:48,240 --> 01:30:53,712 I got up and saw shadows in the garden: it was him, my love. 1010 01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:58,512 - I recognized him by his red beret. - And what was he doing? 1011 01:31:00,760 --> 01:31:04,400 - Love with my mother. - Have you seen them? 1012 01:31:04,400 --> 01:31:09,360 No, but I felt them. I could hear my mother screaming. 1013 01:31:09,360 --> 01:31:11,157 What was he saying? 1014 01:31:12,120 --> 01:31:17,000 Ulysses, Ulysses... stronger! 1015 01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:21,360 - I want to hear the sirens! - And then ? 1016 01:31:21,360 --> 01:31:27,040 Enter the horse, conquer me, burn me, devastate me! 1017 01:31:27,040 --> 01:31:30,840 I am your city, call me Slut! 1018 01:31:30,840 --> 01:31:33,840 - What did mother say? - Yes. 1019 01:31:33,840 --> 01:31:38,720 Maybe your childhood fantasy it transformed the memory. 1020 01:31:38,720 --> 01:31:42,600 No, it's all true. The analyst also told me this. 1021 01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:44,280 At that time ! 1022 01:31:44,280 --> 01:31:48,560 Only by playing can I replace myself to my mother and to free me. 1023 01:31:48,560 --> 01:31:50,640 And what else did the analyst tell you? 1024 01:31:50,640 --> 01:31:53,160 That the obstacle needed to be removed. 1025 01:31:53,160 --> 01:31:55,680 They tell you this even the taxi drivers! 1026 01:31:55,680 --> 01:32:00,920 What did he tell you to do to remove the obstacle? 1027 01:32:00,920 --> 01:32:04,600 ''You have to find again the man in the red beret. 1028 01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:08,640 - Only he can help you''. - There it was, I knew it! 1029 01:32:08,640 --> 01:32:11,840 Today everything is solved with sex. If you fuck you create traumas, 1030 01:32:11,840 --> 01:32:14,440 if you don't fuck you get complexes... 1031 01:32:14,440 --> 01:32:17,840 But what is psychoanalysis? a cure or a disease? 1032 01:32:17,840 --> 01:32:22,600 In my opinion it is an illness that you want to pass off as a cure. 1033 01:32:22,600 --> 01:32:25,720 You want to know how did things go? 1034 01:32:25,720 --> 01:32:28,400 We had been at the railwaymen's ball. 1035 01:32:28,400 --> 01:32:32,760 They had put a hat on me of red paper from the station master. 1036 01:32:32,760 --> 01:32:36,920 When we got back your mother did she realized she didn't have the keys 1037 01:32:36,920 --> 01:32:40,800 and then I decided to climb over. 1038 01:32:40,800 --> 01:32:44,793 The wolfdog, who was more wolfish what a dog, he came towards me. 1039 01:32:45,840 --> 01:32:50,709 What was the name of the family dog? yours? Let's see if you remember. 1040 01:32:52,840 --> 01:32:55,160 - Ulysses? - Well done, Ulysses. 1041 01:32:55,160 --> 01:33:00,080 Your mother shouted Ulysses because he had decided to tear me to pieces! 1042 01:33:00,080 --> 01:33:04,240 But what does it have to do with it the Trojan horse? 1043 01:33:04,240 --> 01:33:06,480 I remained astride the wall 1044 01:33:06,480 --> 01:33:08,480 and I called that bitch of the waitress. 1045 01:33:08,480 --> 01:33:11,080 But instead of helping me, he got scared and started screaming. 1046 01:33:11,080 --> 01:33:15,920 Ulysses became even more excited and made me fall down into the garden. 1047 01:33:15,920 --> 01:33:20,914 Right on a fig tree and there was glass on the wall! 1048 01:33:21,440 --> 01:33:25,640 - Why did you hear the sirens? - We called the ambulance. 1049 01:33:25,640 --> 01:33:29,553 You wanted to send me to the hospital to give me a disinfectant? 1050 01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:37,640 I'm sorry I destroyed you the man with the red beret, 1051 01:33:37,640 --> 01:33:39,520 but as you can see he was more of a puppet what a man! 1052 01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:44,958 - I really loved her. - Wake up, the story is over. 1053 01:33:45,680 --> 01:33:49,880 And I was left alone, without my love. 1054 01:33:49,880 --> 01:33:53,720 - What do you want to do... - Maybe it's not worth living. 1055 01:33:53,720 --> 01:33:58,280 Danielina, it's not a problem which can be resolved at this time. 1056 01:33:58,280 --> 01:34:00,040 Let's take a break and let's go to bed. 1057 01:34:00,040 --> 01:34:03,320 Tomorrow with a fresh mind we will decide if it's worth living. 1058 01:34:03,320 --> 01:34:06,600 - Goodnight, sorry. - Do you have a sleeping pill? 1059 01:34:06,600 --> 01:34:11,880 Let me take sleeping pills too... Wait, the waitress had it! 1060 01:34:11,880 --> 01:34:14,360 He took them because he said that at night the devil tempted her! 1061 01:34:14,360 --> 01:34:17,440 Where did I put them? Excuse me. 1062 01:34:17,440 --> 01:34:22,960 You are the devil and with all the women who are there 1063 01:34:22,960 --> 01:34:26,000 you try with my maid that's ugly, 1064 01:34:26,000 --> 01:34:29,280 sleeps with his underwear on and does he also have a moustache? 1065 01:34:29,280 --> 01:34:32,360 My goodness, how mysterious sex! 1066 01:34:32,360 --> 01:34:34,120 No, these are very strong! 1067 01:34:34,120 --> 01:34:37,320 Once I took half of it and I slept for two days. 1068 01:34:37,320 --> 01:34:39,120 They woke me up with a bucket of water. 1069 01:34:39,120 --> 01:34:42,960 Unfortunately they all do the same effect: you wake up in the morning. 1070 01:34:42,960 --> 01:34:45,080 You wake up... and thank goodness! 1071 01:34:45,080 --> 01:34:48,789 I'll give you two, so they don't hurt you. 1072 01:34:50,120 --> 01:34:54,400 - Sleep well, don't think about it. - Won't you give me a kiss? 1073 01:34:54,400 --> 01:34:56,709 Certain. 1074 01:35:01,120 --> 01:35:04,476 - Good night. - Goodnight... 1075 01:35:05,080 --> 01:35:07,958 The water is there. 1076 01:35:17,760 --> 01:35:21,280 I can't get excited, I have to stay calm! 1077 01:35:21,280 --> 01:35:24,560 But I'm fine with it, In life you pay for everything. 1078 01:35:24,560 --> 01:35:29,031 Did I act like an asshole to my mother? And now the daughter has arrived! 1079 01:35:29,520 --> 01:35:32,880 ''Maybe it's not worth living''... and you're telling me this? 1080 01:35:32,880 --> 01:35:35,633 I would cut my wrists every day! 1081 01:35:38,040 --> 01:35:42,431 And where did I put the other tube? I put it here... 1082 01:35:43,720 --> 01:35:46,553 Oh God... do you want to see this crazy girl? 1083 01:35:46,800 --> 01:35:48,995 Right here with me do you want to kill yourself? 1084 01:35:52,880 --> 01:35:57,510 Daniela! Open up, don't do anything stupid. 1085 01:35:57,920 --> 01:36:00,880 Holy Madonna... Daniela, how do you feel? 1086 01:36:00,880 --> 01:36:04,953 How many did you take? Oh, Madonna! 1087 01:36:05,520 --> 01:36:07,909 The hospital... 1088 01:36:08,760 --> 01:36:10,876 The hospital, the hospital... 1089 01:36:12,280 --> 01:36:15,480 Hello, hospital, I need a doctor, immediately! 1090 01:36:15,480 --> 01:36:17,800 - There is no doctor here. - But it's a hospital! 1091 01:36:17,800 --> 01:36:20,840 Exactly, everyone is at the conference on the thermal waters. 1092 01:36:20,840 --> 01:36:21,989 At the conference? 1093 01:36:22,880 --> 01:36:25,920 It's not true that it's death the worst of all evils, 1094 01:36:25,920 --> 01:36:30,440 low mineral content waters they are a much worse evil! 1095 01:36:30,440 --> 01:36:31,760 (TOGETHER) Good, right! 1096 01:36:31,760 --> 01:36:33,640 (WAITER) I'll call him right away. 1097 01:36:33,640 --> 01:36:35,840 Please, a doctor on the phone! 1098 01:36:35,840 --> 01:36:38,120 - You thought so! - It's not good! 1099 01:36:38,120 --> 01:36:41,880 - He says it's urgent! - You can never be calm. 1100 01:36:41,880 --> 01:36:43,711 He arrives. 1101 01:36:44,720 --> 01:36:48,760 - What the hell is happening? - Someone will feel bad! 1102 01:36:48,760 --> 01:36:52,040 - Yes? - Ready? Doctor, come now! 1103 01:36:52,040 --> 01:36:53,760 I think something unfortunate happened! 1104 01:36:53,760 --> 01:36:57,880 I'm here for a conference, I can't move. 1105 01:36:57,880 --> 01:37:01,640 - When can he come? - Wait, I'll ask. 1106 01:37:01,640 --> 01:37:03,720 - What else is there? - Lobster. 1107 01:37:03,720 --> 01:37:07,160 - I don't like. - Cheese, fruit and tiramis�. 1108 01:37:07,160 --> 01:37:09,200 I wouldn't want to lose this. 1109 01:37:09,200 --> 01:37:12,760 Look, I can't be there before half an hour. 1110 01:37:12,760 --> 01:37:15,760 - But what if it's serious? - I'll try to hurry. 1111 01:37:15,760 --> 01:37:18,638 Do it as soon as possible! 1112 01:37:22,120 --> 01:37:26,080 Are you here? I've been calling you for half an hour! 1113 01:37:26,080 --> 01:37:30,360 I was in the shower, I didn't hear. What happened? 1114 01:37:30,360 --> 01:37:36,356 - I wanted to ask you how you feel. - Better, the shower relaxes me. 1115 01:37:37,120 --> 01:37:39,560 - Why did you lock the door? - By key? 1116 01:37:39,560 --> 01:37:43,840 - If there isn't even a key! - I pushed, but it doesn't open. 1117 01:37:43,840 --> 01:37:45,910 This one opens backwards! 1118 01:38:02,360 --> 01:38:04,120 - Daniela, give it to me. - No. 1119 01:38:04,120 --> 01:38:07,800 That's poison, I'll prepare you a chamomile, it's the same! 1120 01:38:07,800 --> 01:38:10,440 - I'm not giving it to you! - Have you gone crazy? 1121 01:38:10,440 --> 01:38:16,276 - No, leave me! - Do as you want, I'm going to bed. 1122 01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:23,560 Give me this tube... 1123 01:38:50,240 --> 01:38:51,912 Here. 1124 01:38:53,840 --> 01:38:55,910 I don't want it anymore. 1125 01:39:10,360 --> 01:39:12,476 I feel empty. 1126 01:39:13,200 --> 01:39:18,877 Like an empty house, deserted, uninhabited. 1127 01:39:19,920 --> 01:39:21,990 There is no one left. 1128 01:39:24,560 --> 01:39:26,120 - Ouch! - What is it, love? 1129 01:39:26,120 --> 01:39:32,240 Someone came in, I feel like it's him! 1130 01:39:32,240 --> 01:39:34,280 - It's the man with the red beret! - Yes. 1131 01:39:34,280 --> 01:39:38,120 Come, love, my ancient warrior. Come closer! 1132 01:39:38,120 --> 01:39:43,600 My playmate, tear me away from the prison of my childhood. 1133 01:39:43,600 --> 01:39:47,600 I want to be your Nausicaa and like Circe I want to enchant you. 1134 01:39:47,600 --> 01:39:50,920 Take me, love... why don't you take me? 1135 01:39:50,920 --> 01:39:53,559 One moment, my legs are tangled... 1136 01:39:54,520 --> 01:39:58,880 Help me, give me your hand! Let me ride your horse. 1137 01:39:58,880 --> 01:40:02,160 Here, like this... now I feel safe. 1138 01:40:02,160 --> 01:40:07,480 Run, run with your horse! Go, Dado, don't be afraid. 1139 01:40:07,480 --> 01:40:12,040 I hold on to you, take me towards the shore of hope. 1140 01:40:12,040 --> 01:40:14,040 The shore of love! 1141 01:40:14,040 --> 01:40:18,750 Remove the wax from your ears, listen to my song! 1142 01:40:32,640 --> 01:40:34,756 VOICES NOT AUDIBLE 1143 01:41:05,040 --> 01:41:08,160 < Daniela, slowly. < Stronger, Ulysses! 1144 01:41:08,160 --> 01:41:14,920 - Daniela, my head is spinning. - Enter your city, burn it. 1145 01:41:14,920 --> 01:41:18,800 - Daniela, I don't feel well. - Fire is beautiful! 1146 01:41:18,800 --> 01:41:21,400 - Call a doctor. - The flame is beautiful! 1147 01:41:21,400 --> 01:41:24,440 - Call a doctor! - The doctor is handsome! 1148 01:41:24,440 --> 01:41:28,240 I get it, I'll call him. Let me get up! 1149 01:41:28,240 --> 01:41:32,760 - I want to hear the sirens! - I understand, but let me get up! 1150 01:41:32,760 --> 01:41:34,480 SOUND OF SIRENS 1151 01:41:34,480 --> 01:41:40,600 I hear them, I hear the sirens! 1152 01:41:40,600 --> 01:41:42,520 I feel them too, but let me get up! 1153 01:41:42,520 --> 01:41:45,240 Ulysses, Ulysses! 1154 01:41:45,240 --> 01:41:48,240 I won't tell you anymore, but I feel bad. 1155 01:41:48,240 --> 01:41:50,549 Dado, what's wrong with you? 1156 01:41:52,160 --> 01:41:56,320 - Dado, how do you feel? - I'm out of breath. 1157 01:41:56,320 --> 01:42:00,108 - Call the hospital. - Yes, stay calm. 1158 01:42:00,520 --> 01:42:05,120 - I'll call right away. - There are no doctors at the hospital. 1159 01:42:05,120 --> 01:42:07,640 BELL 1160 01:42:07,640 --> 01:42:09,517 The dressing gown, please. 1161 01:42:11,600 --> 01:42:13,113 Oh God... 1162 01:42:13,400 --> 01:42:17,678 I'm the doctor, I did the first possible. There is also an ambulance. 1163 01:42:18,920 --> 01:42:21,440 She's not the one who called me half an hour ago? 1164 01:42:21,440 --> 01:42:23,680 - No, it's him. - Who is he? 1165 01:42:23,680 --> 01:42:25,480 - I'm here! - The one who feels bad. 1166 01:42:25,480 --> 01:42:30,880 It's the first time a customer Call me before he gets sick. 1167 01:42:30,880 --> 01:42:33,200 - Doctor... - What do you feel? 1168 01:42:33,200 --> 01:42:36,440 I feel like I'm missing, won't he have a heart attack? 1169 01:42:36,440 --> 01:42:40,520 - Are you in pain? - No, but I'm out of breath. 1170 01:42:40,520 --> 01:42:43,360 It will be a small collapse. 1171 01:42:43,360 --> 01:42:45,960 Now I'll give you a shot of Simpatol. 1172 01:42:45,960 --> 01:42:49,240 Miss, if you want leave alone for a moment... 1173 01:42:49,240 --> 01:42:52,280 I'll leave right away. 1174 01:42:52,280 --> 01:42:55,680 - Thank you, I won't forget it. - Were you happy? 1175 01:42:55,680 --> 01:42:58,760 For the first time I feel free. 1176 01:42:58,760 --> 01:43:04,560 If you need a cure for reinforcement, I'm always here! 1177 01:43:04,560 --> 01:43:06,920 You too, if you need me, call me. 1178 01:43:06,920 --> 01:43:11,240 Miss, who's calling? If anything call me! 1179 01:43:11,240 --> 01:43:14,840 Doctor, I like you, but I like the young lady better! 1180 01:43:14,840 --> 01:43:19,040 Yes, but at his age there were certain pleasures they can be expensive! 1181 01:43:19,040 --> 01:43:22,280 - So, I'm going. - How beautiful you are! 1182 01:43:22,280 --> 01:43:26,840 You are better than the doctor! Hi love. 1183 01:43:26,840 --> 01:43:31,680 - How old is he, 25? - Yes... no, I have more than 50. 1184 01:43:31,680 --> 01:43:37,400 I thought so! So with that stuff you have to go slow! 1185 01:43:37,400 --> 01:43:39,920 Everyone likes the ''mustachioed fat'', 1186 01:43:39,920 --> 01:43:44,120 but at a certain age you have to eat a piece of bread. 1187 01:43:44,120 --> 01:43:46,120 I've been skipping meals for two days! 1188 01:43:46,120 --> 01:43:51,080 Pure! She comes to Montecatini to go to the spa, 1189 01:43:51,080 --> 01:43:54,360 I will go three or four times a day to the toilet, doesn't eat 1190 01:43:54,360 --> 01:43:59,520 and in the evening he rides with it filly. Do you want to stay dry? 1191 01:43:59,520 --> 01:44:02,960 - We're not kids anymore. - But what happened to me? 1192 01:44:02,960 --> 01:44:05,360 I'll explain it to you with an example. 1193 01:44:05,360 --> 01:44:08,080 She is like one who travels in a balloon, 1194 01:44:08,080 --> 01:44:11,600 but he didn't notice that balloon there is a hole. 1195 01:44:11,600 --> 01:44:14,520 She thinks she's flying, but in reality it is falling. 1196 01:44:14,520 --> 01:44:19,240 - What is this hole? - That's his age! 1197 01:44:19,240 --> 01:44:21,720 At his age he goes down, don't forget it. 1198 01:44:21,720 --> 01:44:24,920 And who can forget it! He tells me since it arrived! 1199 01:44:24,920 --> 01:44:30,080 No, I warned her. She can decide to die whenever he wants. 1200 01:44:30,080 --> 01:44:32,310 Even now, and I as a doctor... 1201 01:44:33,080 --> 01:44:36,640 Tell me how much or we end up arguing. 1202 01:44:36,640 --> 01:44:38,880 What is he doing, getting up? 1203 01:44:38,880 --> 01:44:42,800 Sorry, I forgot that I am dying. 1204 01:44:42,800 --> 01:44:44,279 Oh mama ! 1205 01:44:45,040 --> 01:44:47,679 Ass? Okay... 1206 01:44:51,080 --> 01:44:55,280 I still can't believe it, It's like a miracle. 1207 01:44:55,280 --> 01:44:59,840 Think, Daniela hugged me and kissed me. 1208 01:44:59,840 --> 01:45:02,240 I think it was the first time. 1209 01:45:02,240 --> 01:45:06,920 Then she went to her grandmother, she has it hugged her and apologized to her. 1210 01:45:06,920 --> 01:45:11,320 I said: ''Daniela, are you feeling well?'' And she: ''Very good, mom! 1211 01:45:11,320 --> 01:45:15,240 - I owe it to Sandro!'' - What did he tell you? 1212 01:45:15,240 --> 01:45:19,360 How did you manage to heal her? What did you tell her? 1213 01:45:19,360 --> 01:45:23,760 We must thank Freud, Homer, Ulysses and the sirens. 1214 01:45:23,760 --> 01:45:25,080 I do not understand. 1215 01:45:25,080 --> 01:45:28,400 In fact the old woman doesn't want it to die, there is always something to learn! 1216 01:45:28,400 --> 01:45:32,440 - Where is Daniela now? - In Paris. 1217 01:45:32,440 --> 01:45:35,560 Sorry, I didn't tell you anything. 1218 01:45:35,560 --> 01:45:38,320 He called Gregory who was leaving for Paris 1219 01:45:38,320 --> 01:45:40,040 and proposed to accompany him. 1220 01:45:40,040 --> 01:45:41,880 What did they go to do? 1221 01:45:41,880 --> 01:45:43,600 Gregory has the course of improvement. 1222 01:45:43,600 --> 01:45:46,440 - Computer science? - No, culinary. 1223 01:45:46,440 --> 01:45:50,640 You can see he understood how chef has more possibilities! 1224 01:45:50,640 --> 01:45:54,760 If I had seen them! They were so cute together! 1225 01:45:54,760 --> 01:45:59,320 But Daniela hasn't left you said anything to me? 1226 01:45:59,320 --> 01:46:02,680 No, you know, young people don't talk much! 1227 01:46:02,680 --> 01:46:06,400 They do, they undo and then they fly away like pigeons! 1228 01:46:06,400 --> 01:46:10,840 If I had seen them! They were tender, they looked like two lovebirds. 1229 01:46:10,840 --> 01:46:15,200 I like them roasted, when flywheels poop on me! 1230 01:46:15,200 --> 01:46:18,240 - Dear, dear my Sandro! - Dear... 1231 01:46:18,240 --> 01:46:21,440 - I don't know how to thank you. - Nothing. 1232 01:46:21,440 --> 01:46:25,040 Listen, why don't you come tonight to dinner with me? 1233 01:46:25,040 --> 01:46:28,360 The doctor told me that I can't push myself. 1234 01:46:28,360 --> 01:46:32,240 You could stay and sleep at my place. 1235 01:46:32,240 --> 01:46:36,960 Maybe I didn't explain myself. I need rest. 1236 01:46:36,960 --> 01:46:42,440 You know, since I saw you again, I felt such an emotion, 1237 01:46:42,440 --> 01:46:46,080 that provoked me here like a block... I don't know how to say. 1238 01:46:46,080 --> 01:46:50,160 Don't tell me. I can't unlock the whole family! 1239 01:46:50,160 --> 01:46:52,993 - I do not understand. - Better, let's go sit down! 1240 01:46:58,200 --> 01:47:00,920 - Dear Cipollini! - Prince, good morning. 1241 01:47:00,920 --> 01:47:04,000 - Do you know who I saw pass? - Say. 1242 01:47:04,000 --> 01:47:08,920 - Let's see if he guesses right! - Today I don't feel like guessing. 1243 01:47:08,920 --> 01:47:12,480 It was that famous actress, what's his name... 1244 01:47:12,480 --> 01:47:14,720 The one who died a few years ago. 1245 01:47:14,720 --> 01:47:19,240 - If she is dead, how did you see her? - Exactly, maybe she's not dead! 1246 01:47:19,240 --> 01:47:22,600 - Or it wasn't her. - She was beautiful though! 1247 01:47:22,600 --> 01:47:27,480 Long thigh, royal chest, a butt... 1248 01:47:27,480 --> 01:47:29,880 - Who is this imbecile? - He's my brother-in-law. 1249 01:47:29,880 --> 01:47:32,960 - So I guessed right! - Dear Doctor Cipollini... 1250 01:47:32,960 --> 01:47:36,560 At our age, if you lose the head for a little girl, 1251 01:47:36,560 --> 01:47:39,240 it means we're here stoned! 1252 01:47:39,240 --> 01:47:43,472 Look, I'm not his age! 1253 01:47:47,560 --> 01:47:50,960 The stamped paper sheet is missing with your signature! 1254 01:47:50,960 --> 01:47:56,478 - Is there a tobacconist? - There, it's right back there. 1255 01:47:57,360 --> 01:48:01,000 Think about it, he left his wife, my sister. 1256 01:48:01,000 --> 01:48:06,480 A distinguished, elegant countess, slim as a rail, cultured... 1257 01:48:06,480 --> 01:48:08,040 For this one! 1258 01:48:08,040 --> 01:48:10,560 This foolish girl without culture, classless. 1259 01:48:10,560 --> 01:48:14,360 With that t-shirt... but instead of the apricots he has two watermelons. 1260 01:48:14,360 --> 01:48:16,000 - Please ? - No, something of mine... 1261 01:48:16,000 --> 01:48:22,120 - But what are you doing with someone like that? - Oh God, if you want something to do you can find it. 1262 01:48:22,120 --> 01:48:25,240 There is no dialogue, he won't even be able to talk to us! 1263 01:48:25,240 --> 01:48:28,280 But I don't think he talks to us much, what should he say! 1264 01:48:28,280 --> 01:48:31,440 This is like wine, when It is good and resurrects the dead. 1265 01:48:31,440 --> 01:48:35,200 And on the goodness of this girl there are no doubts. 1266 01:48:35,200 --> 01:48:38,640 Instead his brother-in-law I think poor and deficient... 1267 01:48:38,640 --> 01:48:40,880 What did you say, sorry? 1268 01:48:40,880 --> 01:48:43,720 I was saying with the prince, which evidently, 1269 01:48:43,720 --> 01:48:47,720 she has spiritual needs which the countess did not satisfy. 1270 01:48:47,720 --> 01:48:50,760 While this girl you can immediately see that he is capable 1271 01:48:50,760 --> 01:48:54,120 to awaken from ancient torpor the phallic column 1272 01:48:54,120 --> 01:48:57,240 who lies asleep in the night of Morpheus. 1273 01:48:57,240 --> 01:49:01,320 And as priestess of Priapus, knows how to infuse the ancient pillar, 1274 01:49:01,320 --> 01:49:05,640 that dormant eros which in short, he puts it to him! 1275 01:49:05,640 --> 01:49:09,320 - Go shit! - Do you think you're funny? 1276 01:49:09,320 --> 01:49:11,320 We come here on purpose! 1277 01:49:11,320 --> 01:49:14,560 It has become vulgar, It's all that slut's fault. 1278 01:49:14,560 --> 01:49:18,280 Cipollini on the phone! Doctor Cipollini! 1279 01:49:18,280 --> 01:49:21,240 - It's me, what's wrong? - On the phone. 1280 01:49:21,240 --> 01:49:23,640 - Who is he? - He didn't say, it's a long distance call. 1281 01:49:23,640 --> 01:49:25,880 Thanks... who is it? 1282 01:49:25,880 --> 01:49:29,793 Dado, I'm Daniela! How are you ? 1283 01:49:30,520 --> 01:49:31,640 Well ! 1284 01:49:31,640 --> 01:49:33,880 I'm sorry to have you left like this, 1285 01:49:33,880 --> 01:49:36,440 but Gregory wanted it that I would accompany her to Paris. 1286 01:49:36,440 --> 01:49:39,040 He wants to thank you for all that what you did for me. 1287 01:49:39,040 --> 01:49:41,840 - Please ! - (GREGORY) Thank you, Doctor Cipollini! 1288 01:49:41,840 --> 01:49:43,920 You're welcome, God forbid! 1289 01:49:43,920 --> 01:49:47,240 (DANIELA) I wanted to hear from you. Damn, I'm happy! 1290 01:49:47,240 --> 01:49:49,360 As soon as I return to Italy, I'll come to visit you. 1291 01:49:49,360 --> 01:49:51,440 We have to stay at least a week together! 1292 01:49:51,440 --> 01:49:53,160 Aren't you staying there in Paris? 1293 01:49:53,160 --> 01:49:55,960 As soon as Gregory begins the course, I'm going home. 1294 01:49:55,960 --> 01:49:57,760 I can't wait to see you! 1295 01:49:57,760 --> 01:50:00,440 I want to kiss you, aren't you happy? 1296 01:50:00,440 --> 01:50:03,680 - Tell me you're happy! - Am I happy? 1297 01:50:03,680 --> 01:50:06,160 -Aren't you feeling well? - No, very good. 1298 01:50:06,160 --> 01:50:09,360 - Since the doctor said... - I have many things to tell you. 1299 01:50:09,360 --> 01:50:11,680 - But I can tell you one thing now. - Tell me. 1300 01:50:11,680 --> 01:50:13,716 I love you ! 1301 01:50:14,400 --> 01:50:19,428 Dado, tell me something. Let me know you're happy. 1302 01:50:22,560 --> 01:50:25,757 DIALOGUE NOT AUDIBLE