1 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:36,367 (INAUDIBLE) 2 00:00:38,701 --> 00:00:41,500 (FAINTLY) Is it all right to kiss you? 3 00:00:43,801 --> 00:00:45,334 -Oh! I'm sorry. -Oh! 4 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,634 (INAUDIBLE) 5 00:00:54,901 --> 00:00:56,868 Michael? Michael, um... 6 00:00:58,601 --> 00:00:59,767 Half an hour? 7 00:01:02,267 --> 00:01:04,367 Another day, another dollar. 8 00:01:04,968 --> 00:01:06,400 Oh, any mail? 9 00:01:10,667 --> 00:01:14,500 -That's your... That's an earring! -Whatever. Get over it. 10 00:01:14,567 --> 00:01:18,100 -How long have you had that? -Too long, baby! 11 00:01:18,167 --> 00:01:20,467 -It's bleeding. -Really stings. 12 00:01:20,534 --> 00:01:24,868 -Blimey! Is it an old one? -Yeah and I had to push really hard at the time and... 13 00:01:24,934 --> 00:01:28,734 -But they heal over. -It had healed over. So I think I opened a... 14 00:01:28,801 --> 00:01:30,000 -Oh. -Sore. Oh. 15 00:01:33,234 --> 00:01:37,167 -You know who's... What are you looking at? -I'm not looking at anything. 16 00:01:37,234 --> 00:01:40,667 Those people who came in, Ray and Jude? The ones who I had the meeting with? 17 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:42,567 -I know. -Yeah. They do. 18 00:01:42,634 --> 00:01:44,834 -Well, you know they do sort of training seminars. -Yeah, um... 19 00:01:44,901 --> 00:01:47,033 Yeah, use expert speakers, don't they? 20 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:50,667 -Yeah. -They're using me. So... For my, you know... 21 00:01:51,334 --> 00:01:53,100 -Expertise? -Yeah. 22 00:01:53,167 --> 00:01:55,701 Well, the good news for you, young lady, is you're involved. 23 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:57,734 How? 24 00:01:57,801 --> 00:02:00,033 I'm doing one tonight. I'm getting quite a bit of money for it, 25 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:02,133 as a bit goes, 300 quid. 26 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:06,567 -So I need someone just to carry my bag. Organise... -Oh, well. I'm not... 27 00:02:06,634 --> 00:02:08,901 Hundred quid for an hour's work, tonight. 28 00:02:08,968 --> 00:02:10,000 £100 for an hour? 29 00:02:10,067 --> 00:02:11,567 -Yeah. -That is a lot. 30 00:02:11,634 --> 00:02:12,834 Eighty. 31 00:02:12,901 --> 00:02:14,567 -You just said 100. -90. 32 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,300 -You just said 100. -All right, get there early then. 33 00:02:16,367 --> 00:02:20,601 All right, 'cause that's sharing the wealth, see. Looking after... 34 00:02:20,667 --> 00:02:25,067 That is silly money. 100 for that. I should have... 35 00:02:25,133 --> 00:02:28,133 Very exciting. It's what I've, you know, I've always wanted to do. 36 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:29,968 It's that... It's that working... 37 00:02:30,033 --> 00:02:32,934 I've had these cards made up. Um... 38 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,467 David Brent. Assertiveness and Guidance Training In Business. 39 00:02:36,534 --> 00:02:38,734 "If it's in you, I'll find it." 40 00:02:40,167 --> 00:02:42,367 That's actually what I do, you know. 41 00:02:42,434 --> 00:02:46,400 I go along and I just point out what you've already got. I'm like a spiritual guide. 42 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:49,968 The reason I put "If it's in you, I'll find it" is if I waste, you know, 43 00:02:50,033 --> 00:02:51,367 good time and money looking for it 44 00:02:51,434 --> 00:02:52,934 and I can see it's definitely not in you, 45 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,334 I don't wanna be sued 'cause you haven't got it, so... 46 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:58,801 You know, you're not gonna get me on that. 47 00:03:00,133 --> 00:03:02,000 (INAUDIBLE) 48 00:03:05,901 --> 00:03:07,200 Mmm... Mmm. 49 00:03:11,734 --> 00:03:14,133 What's going on here? 50 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:17,367 -What's it look like? -How long's this been going on? 51 00:03:17,434 --> 00:03:18,734 -When were you going to tell me? -Huh? 52 00:03:18,801 --> 00:03:20,234 (MUMBLES) 53 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,701 Can't believe you get off with a bird that I fancy! 54 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:24,901 Why can't you believe that, Gareth? 55 00:03:24,968 --> 00:03:28,067 What I can't believe is a bird that fancies you over me for a start. Well, you... 56 00:03:28,133 --> 00:03:31,634 He's a weird little bloke. Look at his cartoon face and his hair... 57 00:03:31,701 --> 00:03:35,868 He looks like a Fisher Price man with rubbish clothes. 58 00:03:35,934 --> 00:03:38,234 Makes me think there's something wrong with you for a start. 59 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:41,467 But, yet, in my head, I'd still do you, so I'm confused. 60 00:03:42,968 --> 00:03:44,968 All right. I'll ask you straight. 61 00:03:45,033 --> 00:03:49,300 Is there anything that could happen between us two while this is going on? 62 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:51,601 -Like what? -What, specifically? 63 00:03:52,801 --> 00:03:54,067 Yeah. 64 00:03:55,467 --> 00:03:58,500 Hand job? Look, don't answer. Think about it. 65 00:03:59,868 --> 00:04:01,000 (SCOFFS) 66 00:04:05,133 --> 00:04:08,133 -All right. Do I look like a Fisher Price man? -(SNIGGERING) Yeah! 67 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,000 Do I? Don't say yeah. 68 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:18,734 Hello. 69 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:21,834 -Your favourite computer geek is here. -Jesus. 70 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:31,067 All right, Simon? Er, how's it going? 71 00:04:33,901 --> 00:04:36,701 -Uh, what are you doing with my computer? -Um... 72 00:04:36,767 --> 00:04:40,400 It's not your computer, is it? It's Wernham Hogg's. 73 00:04:40,467 --> 00:04:43,734 -All right, what are you doing with Wernham Hogg's computer? -You don't need to know. 74 00:04:43,801 --> 00:04:47,400 No, I don't need to know, but could you tell me anyway? 75 00:04:47,467 --> 00:04:50,934 -I'm installing a firewall. -Okay. What's that? 76 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,200 It protects your computer against, script-kitties, data collectors, viruses, 77 00:04:54,267 --> 00:04:57,534 ROMs and Trojan Horses and it limits your outbound internet communications. 78 00:04:57,601 --> 00:05:00,133 -Any more questions? -Yes, how long will it take? 79 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,100 Why? Do you want to do it yourself? 80 00:05:02,167 --> 00:05:04,167 No, I can't do it myself. How long will it take you, out of interest? 81 00:05:04,234 --> 00:05:06,167 It'll take as long as it takes. 82 00:05:06,234 --> 00:05:09,701 -Right, um... How long did it take last time? -It's done. 83 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,434 -All right, thank you. -Now I'm going to switch it off. 84 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:15,133 When it comes back on, it'll ask you to hit, "yes, no or cancel." 85 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,667 Hit cancel, do not hit yes or no. 86 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:20,033 -All right. -Did you hear what I said? 87 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:21,133 -Yep. -What did I say? 88 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:22,400 -Hit cancel. -Good. 89 00:05:22,467 --> 00:05:23,434 Thanks. 90 00:05:25,834 --> 00:05:29,400 Um... I'm an educator. 91 00:05:29,467 --> 00:05:31,901 I'm a motivator of people. 92 00:05:31,968 --> 00:05:34,834 I excite their imaginations. 93 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:37,167 It's like bloody Dead Poets Society sometimes out there. 94 00:05:37,234 --> 00:05:39,601 You know at the end where they all stand on the tables... 95 00:05:39,667 --> 00:05:42,534 I wouldn't want them to stand on the tables, literally. 96 00:05:42,601 --> 00:05:44,033 It's against health and safety for one thing. 97 00:05:44,100 --> 00:05:46,000 My point is this... 98 00:05:46,067 --> 00:05:49,367 Life is about communication. We live for three score year and ten. 99 00:05:49,434 --> 00:05:51,868 And it's, "Did I communicate?" "Yes, you did." 100 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:54,000 "Did I get something across?" "Yes, you did." 101 00:05:54,067 --> 00:05:56,467 "Are you gonna pay me for it?" "Yes, lots. Thanks very much. 102 00:05:56,534 --> 00:05:58,567 "Not why I do it, but thank you." 103 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:07,467 Going go-karting again at the weekend with the lads. 104 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:10,968 -Oh, yeah. What? Down Superkarts? -Yeah. 105 00:06:11,033 --> 00:06:13,367 -You any good? -Came first, last time I went. 106 00:06:13,434 --> 00:06:16,500 Eight minutes, fifty one. Got a certificate. 107 00:06:16,567 --> 00:06:18,934 Well, I went down there the first day it opened, right? 108 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,167 I did a couple laps and pulled over. 109 00:06:21,234 --> 00:06:24,167 The bloke that runs the thing came over and said, "Oi, no professionals." 110 00:06:24,234 --> 00:06:26,634 I took my helmet off and said, "I'm not a professional." 111 00:06:26,701 --> 00:06:28,133 He said, "You're not a professional?" I said, "No." 112 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,701 He said, "Well you should be." 113 00:06:29,767 --> 00:06:31,667 "If I was you I'd take up Formula 1. 114 00:06:31,734 --> 00:06:33,968 "And if you drive like that you'll probably be the best in the country." 115 00:06:34,033 --> 00:06:38,834 I said, "I'm not interested, I'm making shitloads out of computers." 116 00:06:38,901 --> 00:06:41,667 -Have you ever had a go at Speedway? -Have you? 117 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:44,234 -Yep. -Well, I was doing it once, 118 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:48,834 and, um, I was bombing it round and some idiot had left like a ramp thing out. 119 00:06:48,901 --> 00:06:51,601 -Litter bugs. -I could see the people going, "Oh, my God! 120 00:06:51,667 --> 00:06:56,033 "If that guy hits that ramp, going at that speed. He's definitely dead." 121 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:58,934 I hit the ramp, I took off in the air. I turned over in the air. 122 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,267 They were going, "Whoa, he's definitely dead now." 123 00:07:01,334 --> 00:07:04,801 I landed on my wheels, pulled over and said, "What were you worried about?" 124 00:07:06,868 --> 00:07:08,601 -Er, about five? -Five. 125 00:07:08,667 --> 00:07:10,801 -Yeah. -And so who's this chap with again? 126 00:07:10,868 --> 00:07:12,634 -Well... -What's this then, a mothers' meeting? 127 00:07:12,701 --> 00:07:15,968 Dawn tells me she's shutting down reception at five? 128 00:07:16,033 --> 00:07:17,868 Well, just half hour 129 00:07:17,934 --> 00:07:20,734 -early today. -Do you think you can run okay without her? 130 00:07:20,801 --> 00:07:24,000 Yeah. Well, they can answer their own phones. They can do their own post tonight... 131 00:07:24,067 --> 00:07:27,000 All right, that's good. So we can probably lose her altogether, can we? 132 00:07:27,067 --> 00:07:28,901 What do you mean? 133 00:07:28,968 --> 00:07:30,734 Well, if you don't need a receptionist, we may as well let her go. 134 00:07:30,801 --> 00:07:32,467 -Either she's needed or she's not. -We do need a receptionist. 135 00:07:32,534 --> 00:07:34,868 My point is, David, you haven't put a system in place, you know. 136 00:07:35,067 --> 00:07:37,367 For your own needs you've told Dawn to shut down reception at 5:00. 137 00:07:37,434 --> 00:07:39,667 You haven't told these people they can pick up the phone if it rings. 138 00:07:39,734 --> 00:07:41,634 I mean does Dawn know that they can do their own posts? 139 00:07:41,701 --> 00:07:43,300 Dawn, they can do their own posts tonight. 140 00:07:43,367 --> 00:07:46,000 Yeah, there's no... There's no use telling her now. 141 00:07:46,067 --> 00:07:47,534 It's just there's no system in place. 142 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,400 You're not thinking things through! 143 00:07:49,467 --> 00:07:51,400 -I'm tired of this fuzzy thinking, David. -All right. Chill out. 144 00:07:51,467 --> 00:07:53,200 Don't have a cow, mate. 145 00:07:53,267 --> 00:07:54,701 Don't talk to me like you've forgotten who's in charge here. 146 00:07:54,767 --> 00:07:58,033 -Let me remind you, I'm your boss, okay? -Yeah. 147 00:07:58,100 --> 00:08:00,467 Just try and think things through. 148 00:08:01,534 --> 00:08:02,634 (GROANS) 149 00:08:05,968 --> 00:08:09,400 That was your fault, eh. Took the rap for you, didn't I? Yeah. 150 00:08:14,567 --> 00:08:16,834 Once, all right, when Bruce Lee was filming, 151 00:08:16,901 --> 00:08:19,434 one of the extras just came over and just started a fight. 152 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,434 Oh, yeah. I know this, and he was amazing at kung fu, 153 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,234 but Bruce Lee just hit a round house on him. 154 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:25,901 Well, no. He smashed him through a wall. 155 00:08:25,968 --> 00:08:28,133 Instead of firing him, he just said, "Go back to where you were, 156 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:29,434 "let's get on with the filming." 157 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:31,801 Man, those cats were as fast as lightning. 158 00:08:31,868 --> 00:08:33,801 You know when he's fighting Chuck Norris in Enter The Dragon? 159 00:08:33,868 --> 00:08:35,267 No. 160 00:08:35,334 --> 00:08:37,367 -You haven't you seen it? -No. 161 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:40,567 Have you not... I can't... That is a classic. 162 00:08:40,634 --> 00:08:43,667 No, I've not seen him fight Chuck Norris in Enter The Dragon, 163 00:08:43,734 --> 00:08:45,968 I've seen him fight Chuck Norris in Way Of The Dragon. 164 00:08:46,033 --> 00:08:48,100 -That's what I meant that. That's what I... Yeah. -Is it? 165 00:08:48,167 --> 00:08:50,734 Why did you say you'd seen him fight Chuck Norris in Enter The Dragon? 166 00:08:50,801 --> 00:08:54,767 He fight Bob Wall in both. But Norris is only in Way Of The Dragon. 167 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:57,234 Yeah, I know. So, when he's fighting Chuck Norris... 168 00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:58,601 -In what? -In Way Of The Dragon. 169 00:08:58,667 --> 00:08:59,968 Correct. At last. 170 00:09:00,534 --> 00:09:02,601 Um... 171 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:05,100 You know, Bruce Lee's not really dead, don't you? 172 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:07,834 Yeah, it's in a book. What he did was, he faked his own death, 173 00:09:07,901 --> 00:09:10,300 so he could work undercover for the Hong Kong police, 174 00:09:10,367 --> 00:09:12,868 infiltrating drugs gangs in the Triads. 175 00:09:12,934 --> 00:09:14,968 Yeah, I reckon that's true. 176 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:16,834 Yeah, I reckon that's true, 'cause if you were going to send someone undercover 177 00:09:16,901 --> 00:09:18,901 to investigate the Triads, 178 00:09:18,968 --> 00:09:20,968 you'd probably want the world's most famous Chinese film star. 179 00:09:21,033 --> 00:09:22,801 (BOTH LAUGHING) 180 00:09:22,868 --> 00:09:24,901 Gone off Dawn now, have you? 181 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:26,834 -What? -Say what? 182 00:09:28,033 --> 00:09:29,434 What are you talking about? 183 00:09:30,234 --> 00:09:32,901 Just shut up. Shut up. 184 00:09:42,133 --> 00:09:46,033 Waiting on a credit check. 'Cause we've not worked with them for ages. 185 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:47,968 So, I was thinking of going about four o'clock in the morning. 186 00:09:48,033 --> 00:09:49,067 -Yeah. -Hmm. 187 00:09:49,133 --> 00:09:51,200 (TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 188 00:09:51,267 --> 00:09:52,567 -Oi, Tim. -Hmm? 189 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:54,634 You shagged her yet, or what? 190 00:09:54,701 --> 00:09:56,500 -What? -Your bird, what's her name? 191 00:09:56,567 --> 00:09:58,634 -Rachel. -Yeah, Rachel. You done it yet, or what? 192 00:09:58,701 --> 00:10:00,400 Of course he hasn't! 193 00:10:03,334 --> 00:10:05,300 I don't kiss and tell, Lee, so... 194 00:10:06,367 --> 00:10:08,467 LEE: I bet you bloody have, ain't ya? 195 00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:15,767 Lips are sealed. So... (LAUGHS) Don't ask me! 196 00:10:15,834 --> 00:10:19,033 -Oh, he's done well there. -What do you mean, "done well?" 197 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:22,300 LEE: Well, she's tasty. She's nice. 198 00:10:22,367 --> 00:10:23,567 Yeah, but you don't even know her! 199 00:10:23,634 --> 00:10:25,200 No, I mean, she's very attractive. 200 00:10:25,267 --> 00:10:27,400 She's not very attractive. 201 00:10:29,067 --> 00:10:30,901 I think, um, Ray'll introduce me. 202 00:10:30,968 --> 00:10:34,033 And I'll come out. I'll do a bit of, you know, a few gags etc. 203 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:37,200 And then, um, I'll go, "Right. You have to be thick-skinned in business. 204 00:10:37,267 --> 00:10:39,701 "It doesn't matter if you are the tea boy or the General Manager, 205 00:10:39,767 --> 00:10:42,100 "People will try and rock your confidence and shake your spirit. 206 00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:45,067 "Do not listen to them, yeah? Let's try a little exercise." 207 00:10:45,133 --> 00:10:47,334 And I'll just go into the audience. And I'll pick on someone at random. 208 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,601 I'll just go, "You, sir, what's your name?" 209 00:10:50,834 --> 00:10:52,500 -Say your name. -Leroy. 210 00:10:52,567 --> 00:10:54,067 Where's Leroy come from? 211 00:10:54,133 --> 00:10:55,367 The coloured fella off of Fame. 212 00:10:55,434 --> 00:10:57,834 -Well, use your own name. -Oh! Gareth. 213 00:10:57,901 --> 00:10:59,200 Hi, Gareth. 214 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,968 Gareth, insult me, yeah? 215 00:11:01,033 --> 00:11:03,133 Let me show you that sticks and stones may break my bones, 216 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,500 but names will never hurt me. 217 00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:07,267 Just throw some insults at me just to, you know... 218 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,367 I'll show you how to roll with the punches. 219 00:11:09,434 --> 00:11:11,667 Um... Swindon lot don't seem to respect you. 220 00:11:11,734 --> 00:11:13,667 Why would they say that? They don't know me. 221 00:11:13,734 --> 00:11:15,734 They're not going to know that... And it's not true, 222 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,334 Do something else. 223 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,100 Um, lot of people are laughing at the heels on your shoes. 224 00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:21,667 I'm not going to be wearing the shoes, am I? 225 00:11:21,734 --> 00:11:23,133 Are you going to be wearing the ear ring? 226 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,234 Well, they're having a go at that as well, are they? 227 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:25,968 -Some people are. -What else? 228 00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:28,801 -Um, they've given you a nickname. -What? The Swindon lot? 229 00:11:28,868 --> 00:11:30,968 -Yeah, but everyone's using it. -What is it? 230 00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:33,500 -Well, I don't really... -No, come on. What is it? 231 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:34,834 Bluto. 232 00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:36,500 -The villain from Popeye? -Yeah. 233 00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:38,234 What, 'cause of the beard? 234 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,367 -It's because he's... -What's that? 235 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:42,667 That's... 236 00:11:42,734 --> 00:11:44,934 -I can't believe it. -Don't... They'll know it was me that told you. David! 237 00:11:48,534 --> 00:11:52,434 DAVID: Hello. Sorry, everybody. Um, look. 238 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:55,567 We are one big happy family here. Yeah? 239 00:11:55,634 --> 00:11:58,634 Now, I've been trying to welcome you new guys. 240 00:11:58,701 --> 00:12:02,100 You know, I didn't want you here, but you're here now. So, you know, well done. 241 00:12:02,167 --> 00:12:03,167 Welcome. 242 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,901 But... 243 00:12:05,968 --> 00:12:08,133 If there's one thing I don't like... It's nicknames, yeah? 244 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,968 Because nicknames are... 245 00:12:11,601 --> 00:12:14,100 Bad names. 246 00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:17,300 Yeah? 247 00:12:17,367 --> 00:12:19,367 They're not helpful, yeah? 248 00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:22,500 They can be very hurtful. Not to me. It's like water off a duck's back. 249 00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:25,067 You used to call Malcolm "Kojak". 250 00:12:25,133 --> 00:12:26,734 That was affectionate. 251 00:12:26,801 --> 00:12:29,467 You know, he was a great detective and a fine actor. 252 00:12:29,534 --> 00:12:31,634 Well, maybe Mr Toad's affectionate. 253 00:12:31,701 --> 00:12:35,200 -Who's Mr Toad? -Some people call you that as well. 254 00:12:35,267 --> 00:12:38,067 -I thought I was Bluto? -Yeah. Bluto and Mr Toad. 255 00:12:38,868 --> 00:12:41,500 Why am I Mr Toad? 256 00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:45,467 There's the face again. What? That's an insult, wasn't it? Very... 257 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,667 Body fascism. That's what that is. 258 00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:51,868 The toad is the ugliest of all the amphibians. 259 00:12:51,934 --> 00:12:55,901 If we're handing out insults for being fat, let's have a go at him. 260 00:12:55,968 --> 00:12:57,734 Look at him. What... 261 00:12:57,801 --> 00:13:01,334 And he's got glasses. Let's call... Four-eyes, as well. 262 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,434 Why don't we call him "Fatty, Fatty Toad Boy," if we're... 263 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:07,400 You know, at least start on him then move on. 264 00:13:09,901 --> 00:13:12,267 Mr Toad! I can't... 265 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,834 -Everything adding up? -Yeah, just about. It was a real mess before him. 266 00:13:23,901 --> 00:13:25,167 -Was it? -Oh, yeah. 267 00:13:25,234 --> 00:13:26,767 -On top of it now? -Yes. 268 00:13:26,834 --> 00:13:28,467 What about you, Brenda, how are things? 269 00:13:28,534 --> 00:13:31,200 Yeah, all right but I didn't get my wages through again. 270 00:13:31,267 --> 00:13:33,067 -Did you not, really? -Mmm-mmm. 271 00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:35,968 -Did you tell David? -Yeah, I told him in time. 272 00:13:36,033 --> 00:13:38,434 Oh, I'm... I'm really sorry about that. Let me get it sorted. 273 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:39,934 Let me sort it out for you now. 274 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,534 -I don't want to cause... -No, don't worry. It's fine. 275 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,234 (DAVID GRUNTS) 276 00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:51,334 -Working hard? -Working out. 277 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,834 Fit body, fit mind. Mind the gap. 278 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,834 Good, um, couple of things... 279 00:13:56,901 --> 00:13:59,901 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 280 00:13:59,968 --> 00:14:02,400 Couple of things, David. Did your wages go through okay this month? 281 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,033 -Yeah. -Yours, Gareth? 282 00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,234 Yeah, fine. 283 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:06,834 Good. So you two are okay. Phew! 284 00:14:06,901 --> 00:14:09,234 Uh, why then has one of your team come to me saying 285 00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:11,100 they haven't been paid this month? 286 00:14:12,801 --> 00:14:14,567 'Cause... Oh... Uh? 287 00:14:15,968 --> 00:14:17,934 No. 288 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,300 He fears my methods 'cause he doesn't understand my methods. 289 00:14:20,367 --> 00:14:22,734 You know, human nature. The unknown. Sure. 290 00:14:22,801 --> 00:14:24,801 But relax, you know. 291 00:14:24,868 --> 00:14:26,734 I don't want all this, "Oh, what're you doing? What're you doing? 292 00:14:26,801 --> 00:14:28,267 "How are you doing it?" 293 00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:31,367 No! Judge me by results. 294 00:14:31,434 --> 00:14:33,634 This is not the first time you've forgotten something important. 295 00:14:33,701 --> 00:14:35,701 It's not the first time this week. 296 00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:38,500 It worries me when someone feels they have to go over your head and come to me. 297 00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:41,567 -Snitches. -You know, I've never seen you write anything down. 298 00:14:41,634 --> 00:14:44,300 You've got two computers. I don't even know what you use them for. 299 00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:46,934 You've got to have some sort of system. 300 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,801 -It's all up there. -Yeah, but it's not all up there, is it? 301 00:14:49,868 --> 00:14:52,367 -Most of it is. -Look, David, I'll tell you now, yeah... 302 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,000 When I was managing the Swindon branch 303 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:56,968 our perception of your branch was, "They're having a laugh." 304 00:14:57,033 --> 00:14:58,300 Thanks very much. 305 00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:00,434 No, no. Not in a good way. "Having a laugh." 306 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,100 Mucking around at the expense of Wernham Hogg. 307 00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:06,000 Who's to say, if they weren't mucking around, having a laugh all the time, 308 00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:08,400 -it would be much worse... -I'm not interested in that, David. 309 00:15:08,467 --> 00:15:10,701 Look, I get the impression, you'd rather be popular 310 00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:13,067 -than steer the ship in the right direction. -Well, rubbish. 311 00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:16,868 And I resent the accusation, because this branch has performed very well. 312 00:15:16,934 --> 00:15:18,968 It's performed okay. I want it to perform a lot better. 313 00:15:19,033 --> 00:15:21,067 There you go. What is better? 314 00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:23,968 'Cause I could show you a graph of people versus task, 315 00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:26,934 -and where does the line go... -The line goes where I want it to go. 316 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,434 Now, if you can't improve your margin and your volume sales, 317 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,601 with or without making people laugh. 318 00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:35,267 If you can't do that, you and I are going to have to have a very serious chat. 319 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:36,968 Is this why you're around all the time? 320 00:15:37,033 --> 00:15:38,601 Keeping tabs on me? 'Cause I don't need a baby-sitter. 321 00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,667 Well, with respect, David, I think you do. 322 00:15:40,734 --> 00:15:43,200 You know, I'm aware of this management training thing you're doing tonight. 323 00:15:43,267 --> 00:15:45,200 And I'm worried, it's going to affect your performance at work. 324 00:15:45,267 --> 00:15:46,734 That's extracurricular, you know. 325 00:15:46,801 --> 00:15:48,500 -Some people play golf... -Well, I play golf. 326 00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:49,734 There you go. 327 00:15:49,801 --> 00:15:51,634 Yes, but I'm performing as I want me to perform, 328 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,500 you're not performing as I want you to perform. 329 00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:55,400 I'm performing as I want me to perform. 330 00:15:55,601 --> 00:15:57,367 -I don't want you to perform like that... -It's a good performance. 331 00:15:57,434 --> 00:16:01,033 -Let's agree to disagree. -No. Let's agree that you agree with me. 332 00:16:03,267 --> 00:16:06,834 Ooh, you're hard. Showing off 'cause... 333 00:16:06,901 --> 00:16:10,133 I think I've made my point, David. Thank you. I'll see you later. 334 00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:12,334 -Mmm. -(DOOR CLOSES) 335 00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:21,701 What are you doing? 336 00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:24,767 -You looked a bit tense. -I am with him... 337 00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:27,801 -Does that feel nice? -Yeah, but... 338 00:16:27,868 --> 00:16:31,000 -Do some more work on your abs? -Not now. 339 00:16:50,901 --> 00:16:52,400 (PHONE RINGING) 340 00:16:56,601 --> 00:16:57,968 (SIGHS) 341 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,767 Is, uh, he ready yet? 342 00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:17,868 -Who? -David. 343 00:17:17,934 --> 00:17:19,467 Oh, I don't know. He should be. 344 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,000 So, what are you doing tonight? 345 00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:24,200 I think we're just going to go out to the pub. 346 00:17:24,267 --> 00:17:25,834 -We is? -Me and Rachel. 347 00:17:25,901 --> 00:17:27,434 -Rachel. Excellent. -Mmm. 348 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,667 -Just a couple of pints? -A couple of pints. 349 00:17:29,734 --> 00:17:31,267 -(LAUGHS) -We're in the mood. 350 00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:32,868 Well, um, think of me. Stuck with... 351 00:17:32,934 --> 00:17:34,868 (BOTH LAUGHING) 352 00:17:34,934 --> 00:17:36,968 -Oh, you should come for a laugh. -I think we'd better stay. 353 00:17:37,033 --> 00:17:38,901 Nah! Definitely! Wise. 354 00:17:38,968 --> 00:17:41,534 -All right, babes. -All right, mate. 355 00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:43,634 -See you. Yeah. -Have a good night. See you later. 356 00:17:53,434 --> 00:17:56,334 -See you later. Wish us luck on our date. -Yeah, good luck. 357 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,400 It's not a date, is it? 358 00:17:58,467 --> 00:18:00,300 She's got a boyfriend and I'm paying her. 359 00:18:00,367 --> 00:18:01,634 What sort of date would that be? 360 00:18:01,701 --> 00:18:02,901 I think, you know. (GIGGLES) 361 00:18:02,968 --> 00:18:04,534 And 100 quid, what would I get for that? 362 00:18:04,601 --> 00:18:06,701 Not that I would. 'Cause you wouldn't... (MUMBLES) 363 00:18:06,767 --> 00:18:10,133 Everything, I imagine. I'm not imagining any of it, but I do know what sort... 364 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,367 I'm just... Okay then, there we go. 365 00:18:12,434 --> 00:18:14,434 (GRUNTS) Carry that. That's what you're being paid for. 366 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:15,767 See ya. 367 00:18:28,367 --> 00:18:29,801 (TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 368 00:18:31,701 --> 00:18:33,601 ...they're coming through tonight. 369 00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:36,968 Two groups. They're both from Renley, I think and... 370 00:18:50,834 --> 00:18:54,801 Um, the other three guys, you know, they've all done it before, so... 371 00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:57,367 I'll introduce you when they get here. 372 00:18:57,434 --> 00:19:00,200 I love being backstage. Oh! 373 00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:02,467 Um, can we just take a photo? 374 00:19:02,534 --> 00:19:05,133 It's for the website and the newsletter. If that's okay? 375 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,868 No problem. You gotta take a light reading? 376 00:19:07,934 --> 00:19:10,100 Oh, I think it'll be okay. 377 00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:11,901 -If you just... -Yeah. 378 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,601 -I mean, just be yourself. You know, a bit more relaxed. -Yeah. 379 00:19:22,868 --> 00:19:24,234 Something like that? 380 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,667 Not quite. 381 00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:29,868 Okay. Um... 382 00:19:30,934 --> 00:19:32,100 Just... 383 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:40,734 -Maybe if you just sit down. -You're the boss. Ah! 384 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,334 (CAMERA CLICKS) 385 00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:50,901 (CHATTERING) 386 00:19:54,267 --> 00:19:58,000 I'm looking forward to this, actually. It'll be quite a good one. 387 00:19:58,067 --> 00:19:59,500 -DAVID: Hi. -Hello, mate. 388 00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:03,000 Are you, er, you guys talking at this gig as well? 389 00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:05,567 Yeah. Just having a sneaky joint. 390 00:20:05,634 --> 00:20:07,434 Ah, well... 391 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,234 Partially decriminalised now anyway, innit? 392 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:12,067 So, at last... Go for it. 393 00:20:13,601 --> 00:20:15,701 -What's it? Skunk? -Mmm-mmm. 394 00:20:15,767 --> 00:20:17,467 It's just weed. Do you want a little taste? 395 00:20:17,534 --> 00:20:19,300 -You sure? -Yeah, no. I'm on a diet. 396 00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:21,100 Yeah, I would but... 397 00:20:21,167 --> 00:20:24,801 When I get wasted I go to munchie city, so, you know. Yeah. 398 00:20:24,868 --> 00:20:27,601 I'm mad enough without the gear as well, so... 399 00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:29,234 I'll take a rain check. I'll catch you later, yeah. 400 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,701 -Chill. All right, cool. -BOTH: Yeah. 401 00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:37,367 Um... Well, we've got four speakers for you tonight, so no messing about. 402 00:20:37,434 --> 00:20:40,601 To begin with, from Sound Investments, Mr Mark Found. 403 00:20:46,901 --> 00:20:49,300 Let me dispel a myth. 404 00:20:49,367 --> 00:20:52,100 Just because you're a success in your life, 405 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:55,901 some people will tell you that you shouldn't be able to sleep at night. 406 00:20:55,968 --> 00:20:58,901 You should. Why? 407 00:20:58,968 --> 00:21:00,367 Because this is a business. 408 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:04,701 Your future hasn't happened yet. 409 00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:08,434 You shape it. You're in the driving seat. 410 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,567 Thanks. 411 00:21:15,801 --> 00:21:19,434 Er, thanks to Richard Clark there from Stockport Graphics. 412 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:23,634 Uh, now with some words of advice on motivational techniques from Wernham Hogg, 413 00:21:23,701 --> 00:21:25,234 Mr David Brent. 414 00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:43,267 Get out. 415 00:21:45,534 --> 00:21:47,000 Go on. 416 00:21:47,067 --> 00:21:49,167 I've opened the door for you. Yeah? 417 00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:54,133 If you don't want to make it, go now. Yeah? 418 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,601 Save us all a bit of time. Yeah? If you don't think you can cut it. 419 00:22:01,133 --> 00:22:04,400 No? Good. 420 00:22:04,467 --> 00:22:06,968 -Have you finished now? -No! I'm in the... 421 00:22:10,467 --> 00:22:11,400 Okay. 422 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,601 You're all looking at me and you're going... 423 00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:19,300 "Oh, yeah. You're a success. You've achieved your goals, yeah. 424 00:22:19,367 --> 00:22:21,334 "You're reaping the rewards." 425 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:25,934 Sure. "But, oi, Brent! Is all you care about, chasing the Yankee dollar?" 426 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,334 Let me show you something I always keep with me. 427 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:32,067 Just a little book. 428 00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:33,868 Collective meditations and it's a... 429 00:22:33,934 --> 00:22:37,000 It's a collection of philosophers, writers, thinkers, 430 00:22:37,067 --> 00:22:40,100 Native American wisdom... 431 00:22:40,167 --> 00:22:44,434 (STAMMERING) Which I... And it's really showing you the... 432 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:48,000 The spiritual side needs as much care and attention as the physical side. 433 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:50,567 It's about feeding the soul. Yeah? 434 00:22:50,634 --> 00:22:54,500 Evolving spirituality in... Foreword by Duncan Goodhew. 435 00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:56,734 So... 436 00:22:58,567 --> 00:23:01,500 Can I read one... Which I think... 437 00:23:01,567 --> 00:23:04,968 "If all men were to bring their miseries together in one place, 438 00:23:05,033 --> 00:23:09,701 "most would be glad to take each his own home again 439 00:23:09,767 --> 00:23:13,133 "rather than take a portion out of the common stock." 440 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,300 It's saying, for the first time, 441 00:23:15,367 --> 00:23:18,434 you know, the grass isn't always greener on the other side. 442 00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:20,167 Don't look over your neighbour's fence and go, 443 00:23:20,234 --> 00:23:21,834 "Ooh, he's got a better car than me. 444 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:25,667 "Ooh, he's got a more attractive wife." 445 00:23:25,734 --> 00:23:29,400 We all wake up and we go, "Oh, I ache. I'm not 18 any more." 446 00:23:29,467 --> 00:23:32,701 You know, I'm thirty-n... I'm in my thirties. 447 00:23:32,767 --> 00:23:34,901 But, so what? At least I've got my health. 448 00:23:34,968 --> 00:23:37,667 And if you haven't got your health, if you've got one leg... 449 00:23:37,734 --> 00:23:40,167 At least I haven't got two legs missing. 450 00:23:40,234 --> 00:23:46,267 If you have lost both legs and both arms, just go, "At least I'm not dead!" 451 00:23:46,334 --> 00:23:50,133 Er, I'd rather be dead in that situation. 452 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:54,601 To be honest, I'm not saying people like that should be, you know, put down. 453 00:23:57,234 --> 00:24:00,267 I'm saying that in my life, 454 00:24:00,334 --> 00:24:03,300 I'd rather not live without arms and legs because... 455 00:24:03,367 --> 00:24:05,667 You know, I'm just getting into Yoga, 456 00:24:05,734 --> 00:24:07,434 for one thing, so... 457 00:24:08,234 --> 00:24:10,834 In my opinion... 458 00:24:10,901 --> 00:24:14,968 Are you familiar with the term, "Laughter is the best medicine"? 459 00:24:17,734 --> 00:24:19,467 Well, it's true, eh? 460 00:24:19,534 --> 00:24:23,000 When you laugh, your brain releases endorphins, yeah? 461 00:24:23,067 --> 00:24:25,000 Your stress hormones are reduced. 462 00:24:25,067 --> 00:24:30,167 And the oxygen supply to your blood is increased. So you feel... 463 00:24:30,234 --> 00:24:33,234 I try and laugh several times a day just... 'Cause it makes you feel good. 464 00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:35,834 So let's... Let's try that. 465 00:24:35,901 --> 00:24:38,834 (LAUGHS) Eh? Just, just... 466 00:24:38,901 --> 00:24:41,734 (LAUGHING) Come on. Trust me, you'll feel... 467 00:24:41,801 --> 00:24:43,801 (LAUGHS MANIACALLY) 468 00:24:49,033 --> 00:24:50,033 Eh? 469 00:24:52,834 --> 00:24:54,834 Ooh! Yeah? 470 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,400 Oh! 471 00:25:02,467 --> 00:25:04,100 (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 472 00:25:06,767 --> 00:25:12,267 DAWN: I'd be lying if I said my life had turned out exactly as I'd expected. 473 00:25:12,334 --> 00:25:18,300 My old school just recently had a school reunion, um, which I didn't go to. 474 00:25:18,367 --> 00:25:21,701 But one girl in my class, it turns out, right, 475 00:25:21,767 --> 00:25:24,934 that she's now running her own internet auction website. 476 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,167 Making a fortune and is happily married to a marine biologist. 477 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,901 She used to eat chalk. 478 00:25:32,100 --> 00:25:35,667 (SIGHS) Okay, well, that's about it, from yours truly. 479 00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:37,834 Thanks for taking all I had to throw at you. 480 00:25:37,901 --> 00:25:43,300 I'm spent. But, um, I am now gonna make like a banana and split. 481 00:25:43,367 --> 00:25:46,500 (LAUGHS) He got it! 482 00:25:46,567 --> 00:25:50,133 Okay, um, before I go though, um... 483 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,901 Promise me you'll remember one thing, yeah. 484 00:25:53,968 --> 00:25:55,133 -Just remember... -(SWITCHES ON) 485 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,367 486 00:25:59,334 --> 00:26:01,934 487 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,067 Yeah! 488 00:26:03,834 --> 00:26:06,334 489 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,734 Come on. Listen to it. 490 00:26:08,701 --> 00:26:10,868 491 00:26:10,934 --> 00:26:12,400 Come on. Get into it. 492 00:26:12,467 --> 00:26:14,667 493 00:26:14,734 --> 00:26:17,000 Yeah! Whoo! 494 00:26:17,067 --> 00:26:20,834 I've been David Brent. You've been the best. Goodnight. 495 00:26:21,968 --> 00:26:24,734 496 00:26:26,634 --> 00:26:31,467 497 00:26:31,534 --> 00:26:34,901 498 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:36,701 (SWITCHES OFF) 499 00:26:36,767 --> 00:26:39,300 -Um, yes, our thanks to David... -You stopped it. 500 00:26:39,367 --> 00:26:41,067 -I... -No, don't stop it. 501 00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:43,367 Leave it going right to the end till I get... 502 00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:45,634 (MUMBLES) 503 00:26:45,701 --> 00:26:48,067 -Don't do that again next time. Okay? -Sorry. 504 00:26:48,133 --> 00:26:49,267 Yeah! 505 00:26:49,334 --> 00:26:52,000 Er, David Brent from Wernham Hogg. 506 00:26:52,067 --> 00:26:53,968 (FAINT APPLAUSE) 507 00:26:59,901 --> 00:27:02,100 I'll let you into a secret now, all right. 508 00:27:02,167 --> 00:27:05,300 Before I went out there, I was worried whether I still had it. (CHUCKLES) 509 00:27:05,367 --> 00:27:06,801 I'll let you be the judge of that. 510 00:27:06,868 --> 00:27:09,500 High five! Don't leave me hanging, Dawn. 511 00:27:09,567 --> 00:27:10,801 Oh, God! 512 00:27:10,868 --> 00:27:12,100 Oh, jeez. 513 00:27:12,167 --> 00:27:15,400 Oh, here he is. Oh! 514 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,267 -Tina a bit too much for you? -Possibly. 515 00:27:17,334 --> 00:27:18,934 Well, it's your job. 516 00:27:19,133 --> 00:27:21,133 Hold me back, 'cause when I'm out there, I am... (VOCALISES) 517 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,601 And it's like... (VOCALISES) 518 00:27:22,667 --> 00:27:24,634 So that's up to you, I'm afraid. 519 00:27:24,701 --> 00:27:26,901 Oh, jeez! 520 00:27:26,968 --> 00:27:29,267 Tell you what though, they seemed to go for it, didn't they? 521 00:27:29,334 --> 00:27:30,701 -Knock, knock. -Oh, yeah. 522 00:27:30,767 --> 00:27:32,734 -You all right? -Yeah. Well done. 523 00:27:32,801 --> 00:27:35,868 -What d'you think? -Well, my tastes are quite traditional. 524 00:27:35,934 --> 00:27:37,267 Bit too rock 'n' roll for you? 525 00:27:37,334 --> 00:27:39,200 -Possibly. -Each his own. Each his own. 526 00:27:39,267 --> 00:27:41,100 I better warn you now... 527 00:27:41,167 --> 00:27:43,734 That was me on a seven. Wait till you see me on a nine or ten. 528 00:27:43,801 --> 00:27:45,334 Here's your cheque. 529 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,734 Thanking you. Well, there you go. 530 00:27:47,801 --> 00:27:50,601 More importantly, though, what pub we going to? 531 00:27:50,667 --> 00:27:51,834 (DAVID CHUCKLES) 532 00:27:53,667 --> 00:27:56,400 More important than that... 300 quid... I don't think so! 533 00:27:56,467 --> 00:27:58,100 Oh, where are we going? 534 00:27:58,167 --> 00:28:00,834 Uh, we can't. We're just gonna grab some food. Go home. 535 00:28:00,901 --> 00:28:03,701 Pizza? Yeah? 536 00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:06,367 Never mind Pizza Express. What about Beer Express first? 537 00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:08,667 Next stop, drunkenness. Whoo! (CHUCKLES) 538 00:28:08,734 --> 00:28:10,334 It doesn't have to be. Go anywhere you want. 539 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,500 Chinese, Indian... 540 00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:15,467 As long as it's, you know... It's on me! 541 00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:19,300 Here we go. The Three Musketeers. 542 00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:22,234 Bye. 543 00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:23,868 WOMAN: Oh, I just remembered, I can't. 544 00:28:23,934 --> 00:28:25,601 RAY: What do you mean? 545 00:28:25,667 --> 00:28:27,434 JUDE: I've just remembered something I've got to do. 546 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:30,234 DAVID: Oh-oh! Just us two, then? Oh, no. 547 00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:31,901 What sort of clubs are round here? 548 00:28:31,968 --> 00:28:33,267 RAY: I'm not going to a club with you. DAVID: You bloody are! 549 00:28:33,334 --> 00:28:34,934 (DAVID LAUGHING) 550 00:28:42,434 --> 00:28:46,000 551 00:28:48,434 --> 00:28:52,734 552 00:28:52,801 --> 00:28:55,434 553 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,868 554 00:28:57,934 --> 00:28:59,701