1 00:00:18,034 --> 00:00:20,896 Guys, I don't think we should have gotten on a bus 2 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:23,000 with blacked-out windows. 3 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,689 But you had zero reservations about that outfit? 4 00:00:25,689 --> 00:00:27,482 Yeah, honey, what -- what are those things? 5 00:00:27,482 --> 00:00:29,758 Listen, you said it was a business meeting. 6 00:00:29,758 --> 00:00:32,827 If I had known we were going to some hip-hop producer's listening party, 7 00:00:32,827 --> 00:00:34,379 I would have worn something else. 8 00:00:34,379 --> 00:00:36,931 Darling, this is business. 9 00:00:36,931 --> 00:00:39,413 Beast is the biggest producer in the game now, 10 00:00:39,413 --> 00:00:42,482 and thanks to Marcelle's hook up, 11 00:00:42,482 --> 00:00:45,827 he wants to talk to me about doing a song on my album. 12 00:00:45,827 --> 00:00:47,517 I'm sorry, I thought you were 13 00:00:47,517 --> 00:00:50,793 an event planner/reality show producer. 14 00:00:50,793 --> 00:00:52,344 Oh, I am. 15 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:54,655 But in addition to my wig line, marijuana dispensary, 16 00:00:54,655 --> 00:00:58,000 and tax preparation business, I also dabble in music. 17 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,551 Fantastic. Why am I here? 18 00:01:01,551 --> 00:01:03,586 You still haven't explained why you're forcing me 19 00:01:03,586 --> 00:01:04,965 to come to this. 20 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:06,413 Girl, they might not even let you in 21 00:01:06,413 --> 00:01:09,586 dressed like a '80 Speed Stick commercial. 22 00:01:11,206 --> 00:01:12,379 Whoo! Yeah! 23 00:01:12,379 --> 00:01:14,068 Who's ready to party tonight? 24 00:01:14,068 --> 00:01:17,413 Mama ain't got no curfew. 25 00:01:17,413 --> 00:01:20,689 Now, that's how you dress for a party. 26 00:01:20,689 --> 00:01:22,206 Yeah! Ow! 27 00:01:22,206 --> 00:01:23,689 Ohh. 28 00:01:23,689 --> 00:01:25,379 I'm fine. 29 00:01:35,068 --> 00:01:36,551 Girl, I'm excited. 30 00:01:36,551 --> 00:01:38,931 You already know a Beast track guarantees sales 31 00:01:38,931 --> 00:01:40,655 and a top-10 entry on the charts. 32 00:01:40,655 --> 00:01:42,551 And the cherry on top of it all 33 00:01:42,551 --> 00:01:44,586 is that him and Derek got beef. 34 00:01:44,586 --> 00:01:46,620 Ooh, give me that tea. 35 00:01:46,620 --> 00:01:48,965 Well, when Beast was first starting out, 36 00:01:48,965 --> 00:01:51,551 Derek hired him as a producer 37 00:01:51,551 --> 00:01:54,689 but stole a shit-load of money from him. 38 00:01:54,689 --> 00:01:56,137 The shade. 39 00:01:56,137 --> 00:01:58,103 Ollie, don't hit Imani! 40 00:01:58,103 --> 00:02:00,896 I don't care if she hit you. That don't mean you hit her. 41 00:02:00,896 --> 00:02:02,689 Hey, Bree -- Bree, you can't do this to me. 42 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:03,793 You can't just spring the kids on me like this. 43 00:02:03,793 --> 00:02:05,379 I got plans this weekend. 44 00:02:05,379 --> 00:02:07,137 Gary, you always want to see the kids on the weekends. 45 00:02:07,137 --> 00:02:09,379 What kind of plans do you supposedly have? 46 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:10,965 I got my plans, okay? I've got plans. 47 00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:12,862 And, hey, what plans do you have 48 00:02:12,862 --> 00:02:14,310 where it's appropriate for a mother to have her titties out? 49 00:02:14,310 --> 00:02:16,000 Look at you. 50 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,517 Well, technically, mothers are the only ones 51 00:02:17,517 --> 00:02:18,965 that can have their titties out, okay? 52 00:02:18,965 --> 00:02:21,275 And now that I'm a single mother, 53 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:23,827 I need to put these girls back to work. 54 00:02:23,827 --> 00:02:26,137 Wow. You know what? Have fun, Bree. 55 00:02:26,137 --> 00:02:27,896 Yeah, you have fun, too. 56 00:02:27,896 --> 00:02:29,275 Oh, I'm gonna have so much -- I'm gonna have -- 57 00:02:29,275 --> 00:02:30,862 I'm gonna have stupid fun. 58 00:02:30,862 --> 00:02:32,448 I might even get arrested. I might get -- 59 00:02:32,448 --> 00:02:33,689 If I don't get arrested, I'm gonna get detained. 60 00:02:33,689 --> 00:02:34,655 I'm gonna have that kind of fun. 61 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:37,758 Bye, Gary. 62 00:02:39,310 --> 00:02:40,517 We're here. 63 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,517 Time to get this. 64 00:02:55,586 --> 00:02:57,275 Is that an alpaca? 65 00:02:57,275 --> 00:03:00,206 And what the hell is it doing in Upstate New York? 66 00:03:00,206 --> 00:03:02,068 We'll need everyone to hand over their cellphones 67 00:03:02,068 --> 00:03:03,724 and any other photographic devices. 68 00:03:03,724 --> 00:03:04,862 Mnh-mnh. No. 69 00:03:04,862 --> 00:03:06,103 Mnh-mnh. No, sir. 70 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:08,034 I have kids, I'm a mom, okay? 71 00:03:08,034 --> 00:03:10,103 What if they need to call me for an emergency? 72 00:03:10,103 --> 00:03:11,896 Yeah. Hazel, this is ridiculous. 73 00:03:11,896 --> 00:03:14,000 I'm not giving him my cellphone. 74 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,517 Girls, please. 75 00:03:16,517 --> 00:03:18,103 Think about how much fun we used to have 76 00:03:18,103 --> 00:03:21,000 back in college, at parties. 77 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,206 We didn't have cellphones. 78 00:03:23,206 --> 00:03:26,689 Let's just live in the moment. 79 00:03:26,689 --> 00:03:29,931 Fine. 80 00:03:29,931 --> 00:03:32,379 Fine. 81 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:35,551 I just got a new case, so... 82 00:03:35,551 --> 00:03:39,000 We have a Size 4 who needs wardrobe. 83 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,965 Head-to-toe. 84 00:03:40,965 --> 00:03:44,206 She's dressed like a mariachi band leader. 85 00:03:44,206 --> 00:03:45,758 Told ya, bitch. 86 00:03:45,758 --> 00:03:47,724 I can't believe Sinbad just did you like that. 87 00:03:47,724 --> 00:03:49,379 You know -- We gonna go. 88 00:03:49,379 --> 00:03:50,862 You look good, girl. 89 00:03:50,862 --> 00:03:53,034 You're a Size 4. That's so great. 90 00:04:00,413 --> 00:04:02,931 Where can I get a cocktail? 91 00:04:02,931 --> 00:04:04,448 Actually, forget the cocktail. 92 00:04:04,448 --> 00:04:07,241 I need some drugs to deal with all this. 93 00:04:23,103 --> 00:04:24,586 Tupac and Biggie walked 94 00:04:24,586 --> 00:04:27,482 so mediocre white children could fly. 95 00:04:27,482 --> 00:04:28,758 Excuse me, excuse me. 96 00:04:28,758 --> 00:04:30,586 Sorry, sorry. Excuse me. 97 00:04:30,586 --> 00:04:33,827 Ari?Yas, whore. 98 00:04:33,827 --> 00:04:35,896 Now, if I could just gel down these edges, I think -- 99 00:04:35,896 --> 00:04:37,413 What are you doing?! 100 00:04:37,413 --> 00:04:40,103 Look, I did not pass four different state bar exams 101 00:04:40,103 --> 00:04:43,586 to be out here dressed like some cheap video ho. 102 00:04:43,586 --> 00:04:45,413 When I agreed to help you with your divorce, 103 00:04:45,413 --> 00:04:47,172 this is not where I had in -- 104 00:04:48,724 --> 00:04:51,655 Oh, shit, is that Wesley? 105 00:04:51,655 --> 00:04:53,827 Your ole law school fling? 106 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:55,551 Oh. It is! 107 00:04:55,551 --> 00:04:57,310 Hey, Wesley! 108 00:04:57,310 --> 00:04:58,758 Get over -- What? 109 00:04:58,758 --> 00:04:59,896 Get over here! 110 00:04:59,896 --> 00:05:01,344 Get over, both of you! 111 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:03,517 What is your problem?I don't want him to see. 112 00:05:03,517 --> 00:05:04,896 What's up? 113 00:05:04,896 --> 00:05:07,517 I do not --There goes my boy, Paris. 114 00:05:07,517 --> 00:05:09,379 Beast's right-hand man. Stay over here. 115 00:05:09,379 --> 00:05:10,724 I'm gonna go talk to him real quick. 116 00:05:10,724 --> 00:05:13,000 Oh, no, no, no. I'm going with you. 117 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:13,965 Good to see you, love. 118 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:15,068 Yes. 119 00:05:15,068 --> 00:05:16,655 Mwah. 120 00:05:16,655 --> 00:05:18,206 This is my girl Hazel. 121 00:05:18,206 --> 00:05:20,344 Hazel? Of course I know Hazel. 122 00:05:20,344 --> 00:05:21,655 If you told me you was coming with a legend, 123 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:22,827 I would have came out here sooner. 124 00:05:22,827 --> 00:05:24,034 Wait, you didn't know I was coming? 125 00:05:24,034 --> 00:05:26,172 Girl, it's all good. Trust me. 126 00:05:26,172 --> 00:05:29,793 I came here because you said Beast wanted to meet with me 127 00:05:29,793 --> 00:05:32,000 and talk about my album -- 128 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,241 Well, nah, 'cause that's impossible. 129 00:05:35,241 --> 00:05:37,586 Beast has been in silent mediation all week, 130 00:05:37,586 --> 00:05:41,655 and the only artist he's working with right now is Lil Yodel. 131 00:05:48,310 --> 00:05:49,827 Ladies and gentlemen, 132 00:05:49,827 --> 00:05:52,620 please join the shaman in an Ancient Prayer. 133 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,586 Man 134 00:05:54,586 --> 00:06:00,137 Oh Great Spirit, we belong to you. 135 00:06:00,137 --> 00:06:02,275 All things belong to you. 136 00:06:02,275 --> 00:06:03,379 Oh, my God. 137 00:06:03,379 --> 00:06:06,793 Tonight, have your way with us. 138 00:06:06,793 --> 00:06:09,482 And let your plan be known. 139 00:06:17,379 --> 00:06:18,620 It's Peyote. 140 00:06:18,620 --> 00:06:20,379 And it has been blessed. 141 00:06:27,206 --> 00:06:29,931 Okay. Hazel, this is some pagan illuminati shit 142 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:31,724 that I'm not going to hell for, okay? 143 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,793 We're leaving, and I suggest you come, too. 144 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:36,689 You don't have to convince me. 145 00:06:36,689 --> 00:06:38,068 Where are you going? 146 00:06:38,068 --> 00:06:39,206 Home! Home! Home! 147 00:06:39,206 --> 00:06:41,034 Ooh. You can't. 148 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:43,482 The buses are gone. 149 00:06:43,482 --> 00:06:46,620 Y'all know Beast parties don't stop till the sun comes up. 150 00:06:46,620 --> 00:06:47,862 Are you kidding me? 151 00:06:47,862 --> 00:06:50,068 -No. -We're stuck here?! 152 00:06:54,034 --> 00:06:55,379 I can't die here tonight. 153 00:06:55,379 --> 00:06:58,103 I just paid off Sallie Mae! 154 00:07:03,413 --> 00:07:05,172 I knew I shouldn't have drank that tea. 155 00:07:05,172 --> 00:07:07,000 My stomach is doing back flips. 156 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,103 What? This tea got me feeling nice. 157 00:07:09,103 --> 00:07:10,862 I'm like, "Gary who?" 158 00:07:10,862 --> 00:07:14,275 Well, that whack-ass tea gave me nothing. 159 00:07:14,275 --> 00:07:15,758 And I'd like to feel something 160 00:07:15,758 --> 00:07:19,344 other than blind rage at Marcelle. 161 00:07:19,344 --> 00:07:21,413 I'm gonna throw up. 162 00:07:23,103 --> 00:07:24,931 Bam! Taking it back to the motherland. 163 00:07:24,931 --> 00:07:26,344 What you know about that? 164 00:07:58,034 --> 00:08:00,275 Whoo! 165 00:08:00,275 --> 00:08:01,827 My child. 166 00:08:01,827 --> 00:08:05,482 Oh. Hey, Daddy. 167 00:08:05,482 --> 00:08:07,965 No. Come with me. 168 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:09,724 I know what it is you seek. 169 00:08:09,724 --> 00:08:11,793 You know what it is I seek? 170 00:08:11,793 --> 00:08:14,068 That's some big dick energy right there, man. 171 00:08:16,758 --> 00:08:18,586 Excuse me! 172 00:08:18,586 --> 00:08:20,413 Pardon me. 173 00:08:20,413 --> 00:08:22,275 Pardon me. Coming through. 174 00:08:22,275 --> 00:08:24,793 Ari? 175 00:08:24,793 --> 00:08:27,241 Wesley! What a surprise. 176 00:08:27,241 --> 00:08:29,068 Seriously. I mean, how long has it been? 177 00:08:29,068 --> 00:08:30,793 14 years? 15? 178 00:08:30,793 --> 00:08:33,310 15, I think.Wow, that's right. 179 00:08:33,310 --> 00:08:35,241 I haven't seen you since your wedding. 180 00:08:37,310 --> 00:08:38,827 -Hold that thought. -Ari, wait. 181 00:08:38,827 --> 00:08:39,655 How's life? How's David? 182 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,482 -Whoa. -Oh. 183 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,172 All right. Um... 184 00:08:48,931 --> 00:08:50,827 Didn't I tell you I'd come through? 185 00:08:50,827 --> 00:08:52,965 Paris talked to Beast, and... 186 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:54,965 He's excited you're here, and if you're interested 187 00:08:54,965 --> 00:08:57,551 he wants to talk about the album right now. 188 00:08:57,551 --> 00:08:58,655 Of course I do. 189 00:08:58,655 --> 00:09:00,241 Uh, where is he? 190 00:09:00,241 --> 00:09:02,000 He'll meet you in the Great Hall. 191 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,172 Now, see girl? 192 00:09:03,172 --> 00:09:04,793 Let's go close this deal. 193 00:09:04,793 --> 00:09:07,137 No, you stay here. 194 00:09:07,137 --> 00:09:08,862 I got this. 195 00:09:14,172 --> 00:09:15,620 Mm. 196 00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:17,724 Thank you, Wesley. 197 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:18,827 This drink is a miracle. 198 00:09:18,827 --> 00:09:20,517 I feel better already. 199 00:09:20,517 --> 00:09:24,413 A little turn up cure I learned in South East Asia. 200 00:09:24,413 --> 00:09:26,586 Why are you here? 201 00:09:26,586 --> 00:09:29,241 Ah, Beast is a partner in one of my restaurants. 202 00:09:29,241 --> 00:09:32,413 Wow. You really blew up. 203 00:09:32,413 --> 00:09:37,482 You know, I was skeptical when you dropped out of law school... 204 00:09:37,482 --> 00:09:41,068 but you followed your dreams. 205 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,862 Greetings, beloveds. 206 00:09:46,862 --> 00:09:49,137 Hey, Bree! Long time. 207 00:09:49,137 --> 00:09:52,655 Ari, Wesley, I would love to introduce you 208 00:09:52,655 --> 00:09:55,310 to my shaman spirit guide, Ted. 209 00:09:55,310 --> 00:09:57,068 Oh, what kind of Shamanism? Asian? 210 00:09:57,068 --> 00:10:00,310 South American?I studied in Park Slope. 211 00:10:00,310 --> 00:10:04,034 Shaman Ted told me that I'm part of a rare group of humans 212 00:10:04,034 --> 00:10:07,241 capable of advanced awakening. 213 00:10:07,241 --> 00:10:10,000 Here, baby, drink this. 214 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 I think that tea broke your brain. 215 00:10:25,137 --> 00:10:27,448 Oh, this tea is kicking in. 216 00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:49,172 Oh, shit! 217 00:10:49,172 --> 00:10:50,551 Stop, my child. 218 00:10:50,551 --> 00:10:52,344 I think I've found what you're seeking. 219 00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:58,724 There you are, my child. 220 00:11:00,482 --> 00:11:03,689 Oh, man, I thought I was tripping. 221 00:11:03,689 --> 00:11:06,275 Have you seen Beast? 222 00:11:06,275 --> 00:11:09,137 Before you can see Beast, you must first see yourself. 223 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,448 What the hell does that mean? 224 00:11:18,689 --> 00:11:20,103 Hello? 225 00:11:20,103 --> 00:11:20,965 Uh! 226 00:11:20,965 --> 00:11:22,931 Oh! Got it. 227 00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:24,310 Ari, remember when we used to have that 228 00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:26,241 two-person study group? 229 00:11:26,241 --> 00:11:29,137 I almost failed Torts because of your two-person study group. 230 00:11:30,137 --> 00:11:31,586 Y'all are so cute. 231 00:11:31,586 --> 00:11:35,448 You have just, like, such a deep soul connection. 232 00:11:35,448 --> 00:11:38,896 They were lovers in six previous lives. 233 00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:41,620 What? But not in this one. 234 00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:44,068 She never took a ride on his dragon. 235 00:11:44,068 --> 00:11:46,517 Although winter is coming. 236 00:11:46,517 --> 00:11:47,931 Bree! 237 00:11:47,931 --> 00:11:49,241 You know I have a three-month rule. 238 00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:50,689 And he took his ass abroad at like -- 239 00:11:50,689 --> 00:11:52,586 2 months, 21 days. 240 00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:57,793 Y'all should just get married. 241 00:11:57,793 --> 00:12:00,103 I am married, Bree. 242 00:12:00,103 --> 00:12:02,034 Happily.Are you, Ari? 243 00:12:02,034 --> 00:12:05,310 Are you really happily married? 244 00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:08,310 Have you lost your mind? 245 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:11,689 I think I know where some wine that Beast forgot to toss out. 246 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,379 I'll -- I'll be right back. 247 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:18,379 Ari, you don't have to pretend with me, okay? 248 00:12:18,379 --> 00:12:21,655 Shaman Ted told me that there was cobwebs in your pussy. 249 00:12:21,655 --> 00:12:25,000 I have an incredible sex life. 250 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,344 She's lying. 251 00:12:26,344 --> 00:12:28,896 Her gardens are not being properly sown. 252 00:12:28,896 --> 00:12:31,827 You know, I've grown so much in the last few hours. 253 00:12:31,827 --> 00:12:33,482 Oh, my God. 254 00:12:33,482 --> 00:12:36,689 The old Bree would be so angry at Gary for cheating on me, 255 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:39,965 but new, awakened Bree just understanding 256 00:12:39,965 --> 00:12:41,931 that Gary slept with that young lady 257 00:12:41,931 --> 00:12:44,620 to better understand himself. 258 00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:47,137 It's his test. 259 00:12:47,137 --> 00:12:48,689 Forgiving his sins is mine. 260 00:12:48,689 --> 00:12:49,931 For God sake's, Bree. 261 00:12:49,931 --> 00:12:51,827 You're a Methodist. 262 00:12:51,827 --> 00:12:52,931 Let it out, my sister. 263 00:12:52,931 --> 00:12:54,448 Let it out, honey. 264 00:12:54,448 --> 00:12:57,344 Girl, you just need some dick. 265 00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:00,482 I love my marriage. 266 00:13:00,482 --> 00:13:02,344 I love my husband, 267 00:13:02,344 --> 00:13:05,448 and I super love his dick. 268 00:13:05,448 --> 00:13:07,172 Excuse me. 269 00:13:09,344 --> 00:13:11,862 Don't hop on that D too fast, girl. 270 00:13:11,862 --> 00:13:13,586 You got to stretch. 271 00:13:24,931 --> 00:13:27,586 Hello? 272 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,413 Beast? 273 00:13:39,413 --> 00:13:40,827 Whattup, Hazel? 274 00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:47,172 Grab a controller. 275 00:13:47,172 --> 00:13:51,241 From now on, I will live in harmony with "what is" 276 00:13:51,241 --> 00:13:53,931 and make peace with what I cannot change. 277 00:14:05,793 --> 00:14:07,655 Oh, hell no! 278 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:14,310 Oh, I'm sorry. I'll come back -- 279 00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:15,413 Oh, no, no, it's okay. 280 00:14:15,413 --> 00:14:17,758 Just, um, close the door. 281 00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:20,482 I guess I'm the only one lame enough to be sleeping tonight. 282 00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:24,000 Oh, I got it. 283 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,344 Oh. Um, thank you. 284 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,758 Yeah. 285 00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:31,655 If you're feeling weird about earlier, don't. 286 00:14:31,655 --> 00:14:34,448 I know you and David are happy. 287 00:14:34,448 --> 00:14:36,793 Yeah. 288 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,551 What? 289 00:14:39,551 --> 00:14:42,068 It's just... 290 00:14:42,068 --> 00:14:44,586 do you remember how we used to laugh? 291 00:14:44,586 --> 00:14:48,137 I mean, you used to make up those stupid songs 292 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,758 about classes? 293 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,482 They were all the same. 294 00:14:51,482 --> 00:14:52,862 I hate this class. 295 00:14:52,862 --> 00:14:54,724 I'm about to bounce on this law school... 296 00:14:58,413 --> 00:15:01,965 It's just... 297 00:15:01,965 --> 00:15:05,379 David and I don't have fun. 298 00:15:05,379 --> 00:15:08,965 And what's worse is, I don't think he's even noticed it. 299 00:15:11,137 --> 00:15:12,758 I'm sorry. 300 00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:17,413 You deserve to have some fun. 301 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,000 Man. 302 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,241 Sometimes I think it's too bad I left school. 303 00:15:22,241 --> 00:15:23,689 Why? 304 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,758 You hated law school. 305 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,068 And you were failing. 306 00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:32,379 Yeah, but sometimes I still wonder what we could've had. 307 00:15:34,724 --> 00:15:39,551 I think we did what was best for both of us. 308 00:15:39,551 --> 00:15:42,448 You were a free spirit, and I'm -- 309 00:15:42,448 --> 00:15:46,068 What? 310 00:15:46,068 --> 00:15:48,482 I think there's a free spirit inside of you, too. 311 00:15:53,379 --> 00:15:56,793 Anyway, um, I should let you get some rest. 312 00:16:03,655 --> 00:16:05,310 Wait. 313 00:16:15,172 --> 00:16:16,931 Gary? 314 00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:18,310 Bree? 315 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,137 What are you doing here?What am I doing here? 316 00:16:20,137 --> 00:16:22,448 You're supposed to be at home taking care of our kids. 317 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:23,689 They're with my parents. 318 00:16:23,689 --> 00:16:24,931 I told you I had plans this weekend. 319 00:16:24,931 --> 00:16:26,103 What kind of plans you got? 320 00:16:26,103 --> 00:16:27,931 I got pl--Everything okay, baby? 321 00:16:27,931 --> 00:16:29,758 Yes.Who's she? 322 00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:33,206 This is -- Ooh, spirit, 323 00:16:33,206 --> 00:16:35,689 I'mma need all the energy from you right now 324 00:16:35,689 --> 00:16:37,482 to keep from jumping over there 325 00:16:37,482 --> 00:16:40,310 and whoopin' this ho's ass. 326 00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:41,620 All right, you know -- Can you just -- 327 00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:42,862 Can you just give us a minute? 328 00:16:42,862 --> 00:16:45,000 Yeah, be gone, Chanel Iman. Be gone! 329 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,137 A couple minutes.Bye. 330 00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:49,103 We've been separated, like, what, six months, 331 00:16:49,103 --> 00:16:50,862 and you already out here in the streets 332 00:16:50,862 --> 00:16:53,103 getting your little dick wet in a ZARA men's blazer. 333 00:16:53,103 --> 00:16:55,517 Bree, I deserve to move on. 334 00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:57,137 And this was your choice, you remember? 335 00:16:57,137 --> 00:16:58,827 My choice? Your choice. 336 00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:00,862 Nigga, did I choose for you to sleep with the carpool lady? 337 00:17:00,862 --> 00:17:02,000 Did I do that? 338 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,275 Here we go again. Here we go? 339 00:17:03,275 --> 00:17:05,034 Did you just "Here we go again" me? 340 00:17:05,034 --> 00:17:06,517 I did. 341 00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:08,103 Oh, I know you did not just "Here we go again" me. 342 00:17:08,103 --> 00:17:09,620 You're not wearing earrings.All right, low-budget Urkel. 343 00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:12,758 Yeah, you about to catch a fade! 344 00:17:12,758 --> 00:17:17,862 I also collect toothpaste and shit from all around the world. 345 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:22,103 It just reminds me that no matter how different we are, 346 00:17:22,103 --> 00:17:24,448 we all have one thing in common... 347 00:17:24,448 --> 00:17:27,000 we chew food. Wow. 348 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,344 That was so deep. Mm-hmm. 349 00:17:29,344 --> 00:17:34,724 How dope is it that, um, we finally get to work together? 350 00:17:34,724 --> 00:17:38,000 I have always been such a fan of yours. 351 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,344 Right. Fan. 352 00:17:39,344 --> 00:17:40,862 Fan. 353 00:17:45,448 --> 00:17:46,517 W-Why are you laughing? 354 00:17:46,517 --> 00:17:48,793 I mean, i-i-it's just -- 355 00:17:48,793 --> 00:17:50,517 It's funny, okay? I-it's funny. 356 00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:53,689 A decade ago, I'm living with my mom, right? 357 00:17:53,689 --> 00:17:58,896 I'm making beats for Derek, while he robs me blind. 358 00:17:58,896 --> 00:18:02,103 And you never said a word. 359 00:18:02,103 --> 00:18:03,758 Huh? 360 00:18:03,758 --> 00:18:06,482 But now I'm filthy rich, you're broke 361 00:18:06,482 --> 00:18:08,103 and begging me to work with you. 362 00:18:08,103 --> 00:18:10,896 That's funny. 363 00:18:10,896 --> 00:18:15,241 Listen, 364 00:18:15,241 --> 00:18:18,482 I know that I, um, 365 00:18:18,482 --> 00:18:21,620 I could be a real jerk back then. 366 00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:25,137 But Derek screwed me over, too. 367 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:28,275 That's why the two of us teaming up, 368 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:31,482 dominating the charts -- 369 00:18:31,482 --> 00:18:33,689 It could be the sweetest revenge ever. 370 00:18:38,413 --> 00:18:40,482 Yeah, well, I'm into it. 371 00:18:40,482 --> 00:18:41,620 Nice. I'm into it. 372 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,689 All right. All right. 373 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:43,586 Nice. You know what? 374 00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:45,586 Okay. 375 00:18:45,586 --> 00:18:48,241 All right, you want to work together, right? 376 00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:49,344 Yes. 377 00:18:49,344 --> 00:18:53,310 Let's start right now. 378 00:18:56,517 --> 00:18:58,068 What are you -- 379 00:18:58,068 --> 00:19:00,448 Uh. Come on! 380 00:19:00,448 --> 00:19:02,034 Freestyle. 381 00:19:02,034 --> 00:19:05,655 I want Hazel Rachelle to sing me a song. 382 00:19:07,034 --> 00:19:09,344 Let's get it. 383 00:19:09,344 --> 00:19:11,034 Show me what you got. 384 00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,689 Let's go! 385 00:19:14,689 --> 00:19:18,137 Look, Hazel, times have changed, baby. 386 00:19:18,137 --> 00:19:20,068 You the past. I'm the future. 387 00:19:20,068 --> 00:19:24,655 If you want any kind of career again, you need me. 388 00:19:24,655 --> 00:19:26,827 Now show me what you've got. 389 00:19:26,827 --> 00:19:28,655 You know what? 390 00:19:31,034 --> 00:19:34,379 I don't need to show you anything. 391 00:19:34,379 --> 00:19:36,827 I grew up starving. 392 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,655 I've been at the bottom plenty of times, 393 00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:42,310 because people will always disappoint you. 394 00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:44,482 But you know who picks me up every time -- 395 00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:46,206 everytime? Me. 396 00:19:46,206 --> 00:19:48,931 Because I'm goddamn Hazel Rachelle. 397 00:19:48,931 --> 00:19:52,206 So screw you for thinking anything else. 398 00:19:57,068 --> 00:19:58,689 You know what, Bree? No. 399 00:19:58,689 --> 00:20:01,034 I wasn't the best spouse, but neither were you. 400 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,827 Okay? In fact, towards the end, you weren't even a good friend. 401 00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:05,758 Well, I'm so glad you went down to Sluts R' Us 402 00:20:05,758 --> 00:20:08,103 to get yourself a new friend, Gary.Oh, my God. 403 00:20:08,103 --> 00:20:10,344 And you better have fun with her while you can, okay, 404 00:20:10,344 --> 00:20:12,965 because I am gonna murder you in court. 405 00:20:12,965 --> 00:20:14,310 Bree, no -- Bree -- 406 00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:15,862 Bree, listen --Get off me, Gary. 407 00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:17,310 Bree, just listen to me, okay? You always do this. 408 00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:18,724 When things get hard, you check out. 409 00:20:18,724 --> 00:20:21,310 You leave.Oh, my God, get off me, Gary! 410 00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:23,000 Aah! 411 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,896 Aah!! Oh, my God! 412 00:20:24,896 --> 00:20:26,206 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 413 00:20:26,206 --> 00:20:28,206 Oh, my God! No, no! 414 00:20:28,206 --> 00:20:30,310 I-I-I meant like murder you in court. 415 00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:32,344 Not like -- Not like in real life. 416 00:20:32,344 --> 00:20:34,413 Like -- like play-play murder. 417 00:20:34,413 --> 00:20:35,724 I love you, sugar cup. 418 00:20:35,724 --> 00:20:37,068 No, I-I love you, honey dumpling. 419 00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:39,482 I-I-I love you so much. 420 00:20:39,482 --> 00:20:41,068 Don't you die on me, Gary. 421 00:20:41,068 --> 00:20:43,344 Gary, don't you die on me. 422 00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:47,000 No. No. 423 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000 No! No!! 424 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,310 Oh, my God! 425 00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:52,413 Oh, my God!! 426 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,758 I killed him! 427 00:21:11,758 --> 00:21:14,413 Oh, my God! I killed him! I killed him! 428 00:21:14,413 --> 00:21:15,965 What?Oh, my God, oh, my God! 429 00:21:15,965 --> 00:21:19,551 I am a murderer, and you are a child predator. 430 00:21:19,551 --> 00:21:22,103 And we're going to jail for the rest of our lives. 431 00:21:22,103 --> 00:21:24,206 No! What are you talking about, Bree? 432 00:21:24,206 --> 00:21:26,586 Gary was here with his girlfriend, 433 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,482 a-and I killed him by accident, 434 00:21:28,482 --> 00:21:30,103 a-and there's so much blood on me. 435 00:21:30,103 --> 00:21:31,413 There was so much blood on me! 436 00:21:31,413 --> 00:21:33,068 Bree! Bree, Bree, Bree! 437 00:21:33,068 --> 00:21:36,103 Gary is definitely not here, and there is no blood on you. 438 00:21:36,103 --> 00:21:37,620 No blood on me? No. 439 00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:40,206 Okay. Can I see? 440 00:21:40,206 --> 00:21:42,551 Oh, my God. 441 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:43,862 Oh, my God. Oh. 442 00:21:43,862 --> 00:21:45,241 Okay. 443 00:21:45,241 --> 00:21:48,344 I didn't kill Gary -- which is great. 444 00:21:48,344 --> 00:21:49,655 Yes. 445 00:21:49,655 --> 00:21:50,517 You and Lil Yodel, though -- I mean -- 446 00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:51,793 Really, Bree? 447 00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:54,724 You look so peaceful while you sleep. 448 00:21:54,724 --> 00:21:57,724 Boy, get out of here. 449 00:21:57,724 --> 00:21:59,310 Little weirdo. 450 00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:03,172 A hat and a robe is a very bold choice. 451 00:22:03,172 --> 00:22:04,275 Where you been? 452 00:22:04,275 --> 00:22:06,034 What the hell happened to you? 453 00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:09,379 All I know is I smoked some weed with a bunch of talking unicorns 454 00:22:09,379 --> 00:22:11,103 and I woke up in a barn. 455 00:22:13,689 --> 00:22:16,137 That tea hit me mad late, yo. 456 00:22:16,137 --> 00:22:20,275 That tea had me thinking me and Wesley were... 457 00:22:20,275 --> 00:22:22,310 Never mind. I'm just glad all the crazy shit 458 00:22:22,310 --> 00:22:25,827 we did last night didn't actually happen. 459 00:22:25,827 --> 00:22:28,137 I'm sorry, but no more psychedelic teas 460 00:22:28,137 --> 00:22:29,551 for your girl, okay? 461 00:22:29,551 --> 00:22:31,827 I'm too cute and too old to be this stressed. 462 00:22:31,827 --> 00:22:33,965 Ow! Oh! Oh, my God, ow! 463 00:22:33,965 --> 00:22:35,275 You okay?Yeah, no --Are you all right? 464 00:22:35,275 --> 00:22:36,862 It's like a sharp pain in my left side. 465 00:22:36,862 --> 00:22:39,310 What's wrong?I think it's my femur. 466 00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:40,310 Stop laughing. 467 00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:42,137 Why am I in so much pain? 468 00:22:42,137 --> 00:22:44,965 That's your body paying you back for all those 469 00:22:44,965 --> 00:22:47,758 Cirque du Soleil kicks and splits 470 00:22:47,758 --> 00:22:49,310 you were you were doing. 471 00:22:49,310 --> 00:22:52,379 I've never seen her turn up like that. 472 00:22:52,379 --> 00:22:53,551 Hey, ladies! 473 00:22:53,551 --> 00:22:56,034 Was that party dope or what? 474 00:22:56,034 --> 00:22:59,689 Bitch, you are so fired. 475 00:22:59,689 --> 00:23:02,344 Fired? 476 00:23:02,344 --> 00:23:03,793 Fired. 477 00:23:03,793 --> 00:23:07,068 Girl, I was lit. 478 00:23:07,068 --> 00:23:08,827 Y'all didn't have fun? 479 00:23:08,827 --> 00:23:10,931 Peace. Deuces. 480 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,000 Walk on. 481 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,413 You playin', right? 482 00:23:14,413 --> 00:23:16,103 I'll see y'all out there. You stupid. 483 00:23:18,655 --> 00:23:19,724 That bitch is crazy. 484 00:23:22,103 --> 00:23:25,448 That tea was crazy. 485 00:23:25,448 --> 00:23:28,275 I miss having fun.Yeah. 486 00:23:28,275 --> 00:23:31,620 Well, you sure were having fun with Wesley last night. 487 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:34,137 I actually dreamt that we had sex. 488 00:23:34,137 --> 00:23:36,275 That sounds hell-a better than hallucinating 489 00:23:36,275 --> 00:23:37,793 that you killed your husband. 490 00:23:37,793 --> 00:23:40,275 I'm just glad I didn't actually take your advice 491 00:23:40,275 --> 00:23:42,448 and hop on Wesley's D. 492 00:23:42,448 --> 00:23:44,137 I said that?You said that. 493 00:23:44,137 --> 00:23:46,310 Who said it?You said to do that. 494 00:23:46,310 --> 00:23:48,724 I said that?No, you didn't, you nasty ho. 495 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,931 Oh, my God. 496 00:23:54,931 --> 00:23:57,137 You think we should go to Popeyes? 497 00:23:57,137 --> 00:23:59,793 It's nice to know that even as we grow older, 498 00:23:59,793 --> 00:24:01,482 our spirits never change. 499 00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:04,517 Hope it's another 15 years til we do this again. 500 00:24:04,517 --> 00:24:06,344 Wait a minute! 501 00:24:06,344 --> 00:24:08,413 You're just as high as I am! 502 00:24:11,724 --> 00:24:16,827 I can -- I can be serious and sexy at the same time.