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Something-- 63 00:03:05,315 --> 00:03:07,926 [male reporter] ...reported to be only a mild ground disruption. 64 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,146 A WCC official is now testing 65 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:13,280 the ground soil around the Crossroads Shopping Complex. 66 00:03:13,497 --> 00:03:15,107 Where patrons were shocked to find-- 67 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:16,283 [static] 68 00:03:16,457 --> 00:03:17,936 [ominous hum] 69 00:03:20,939 --> 00:03:23,115 [man] In an ever-expanding universe of flavor, 70 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:25,205 do you ever feel like you've seen it all? 71 00:03:26,423 --> 00:03:29,209 Welcome to Buffet Infinity. 72 00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:32,690 [deep breaths] 73 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:38,653 We're talking pizza, burgers, and... 74 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:39,958 [man 2] And more. 75 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:42,352 [man] Opening soon. 76 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:44,311 [man 2] At the Crossroads Shopping Complex. 77 00:03:44,485 --> 00:03:48,750 [man] With a beautifully designed interior and exterior. 78 00:03:49,751 --> 00:03:52,014 Please park around front of the building. 79 00:03:52,493 --> 00:03:54,364 Yum yum, beef tacos. 80 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:57,933 You'll be asking for seconds, thirds... 81 00:03:58,107 --> 00:04:00,544 -[man 2] And more. -[man] ...and more. 82 00:04:02,894 --> 00:04:05,810 Right next to the Pet n' Play and Brooks Electronics. 83 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:07,247 [man 2] Plenty of parking around the front of the building. 84 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,814 [man] You are gonna love the-- 85 00:04:10,075 --> 00:04:11,729 [female voice] ...is putting on a brave face. 86 00:04:13,078 --> 00:04:15,690 Hiding everything going on inside? 87 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:17,779 Anxiety and depression? 88 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:20,564 Stubborn thoughts of inadequacy? 89 00:04:21,391 --> 00:04:24,568 Feeling like your goals are so far out of reach, 90 00:04:24,786 --> 00:04:27,092 you turn to unhealthy decision-making? 91 00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:30,835 Find the better you, inside. 92 00:04:31,183 --> 00:04:33,490 Talk to your doctor about new-- 93 00:04:33,664 --> 00:04:35,927 [male voice] ...the most modern stereos, electronics, and appliances. 94 00:04:36,101 --> 00:04:37,364 Great deals every day. 95 00:04:37,538 --> 00:04:39,322 Locally owned and operative. 96 00:04:39,627 --> 00:04:41,324 Brooks. The future is where-- 97 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:43,239 [news anchor] Warning residents to not throw trash 98 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:45,285 or other items into the sinkhole. 99 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:48,070 And that it will result in a fine by the city. 100 00:04:48,244 --> 00:04:50,725 And could potentially result in further erosion 101 00:04:50,899 --> 00:04:53,205 to what they call a very vulnerable a-- 102 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:55,817 [female voice] ...place for your dog to go when you're on the go? 103 00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:57,122 Try Pet n' Play. 104 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,602 A dog-sitting service that 105 00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:00,517 loves your dogs almost as much as-- 106 00:05:00,691 --> 00:05:02,302 I'm thinking about whether my famous 107 00:05:02,476 --> 00:05:03,694 beef stroganoff will still be warm by 108 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:05,392 the time I make it to the potluck. 109 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:08,351 What I'm not thinking about is road conditions. 110 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:09,961 Oncoming traffic. 111 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:12,964 And certainly not my car insurance payments. 112 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,053 -[tires screech] -[crash] 113 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:17,055 [car honking] 114 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:21,756 [lively music] 115 00:05:22,147 --> 00:05:24,802 Something like this could really affect my premiums. 116 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:26,456 Good thing I got Steve Babbacock 117 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:29,198 and I secured my monthly payments for a year. 118 00:05:30,765 --> 00:05:32,549 The hardest thing I'm going to have to do 119 00:05:32,723 --> 00:05:34,072 is explain this to my h-- 120 00:05:34,246 --> 00:05:34,943 [female voice] Get the lowest prices 121 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:36,118 guaranteed. 122 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:38,033 Buy USFA T-bone steak 123 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:40,296 for 2.88 per kilograms. 124 00:05:40,601 --> 00:05:42,516 That's 56 cents cheaper than our-- 125 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:44,822 [Jenny] Jenny's signature sandwich sauce that is. 126 00:05:44,996 --> 00:05:46,346 But what makes it so tasty? 127 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:47,869 Shh. Family secret. 128 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,351 When people ask me what makes the perfect sandwich, 129 00:05:51,525 --> 00:05:52,917 I have to say, "I don't know." 130 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:54,919 Because it's not about finding perfection. 131 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:56,834 It's about finding something that you love. 132 00:05:57,182 --> 00:05:59,097 And hoping that other people like it too. 133 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:03,406 [chuckles softly] 'Cause at Je-- 134 00:06:03,841 --> 00:06:05,321 [female voice] ...five people prefer fat-free margarine options 135 00:06:05,495 --> 00:06:06,844 in a taste test with traditional butter, 136 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:08,106 it doesn't take a genius to recognize-- 137 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:13,808 [digital skittering] 138 00:06:18,116 --> 00:06:19,161 [sharp whoosh] 139 00:06:23,252 --> 00:06:24,906 [digital skittering] 140 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:30,912 [sharp whoosh] 141 00:06:41,096 --> 00:06:43,098 [male voice] ...over one million dollars. 142 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:45,622 Only three more days to pick up your tickets 143 00:06:45,796 --> 00:06:48,146 for our fabulous cash prize, or-- 144 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:51,976 ♪ Come on down to Ahmed's Pawn You know that it's iconic ♪ 145 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:54,022 ♪ If you like instruments ♪ 146 00:06:54,196 --> 00:06:56,024 ♪ Or used electronics ♪ 147 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:59,941 ♪ All the inventory here Is of the highest class ♪ 148 00:07:00,245 --> 00:07:04,075 ♪ Come to Ahmed's Pawn Or kiss my-- Shhh ♪ 149 00:07:04,249 --> 00:07:05,990 ♪ Uh oh, she said no ♪ 150 00:07:06,164 --> 00:07:07,949 ♪ Now I'm selling My wedding ring ♪ 151 00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:09,733 ♪ Here's some money, brother ♪ 152 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:11,605 ♪ Sure to make you sing ♪ 153 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:16,044 [both] ♪ Even though she didn't Return your affection ♪ 154 00:07:16,218 --> 00:07:17,785 ♪ Come to Ahmed's Pawnshop ♪ 155 00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:19,482 ♪ I don't ask ♪ 156 00:07:19,743 --> 00:07:21,266 [female voice] Mystery in your life? 157 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,442 [reading] 158 00:07:24,487 --> 00:07:25,532 Okay... 159 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:29,753 How about all the above without ever leaving your bedroom? 160 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:32,408 Oh, the Westridge Bookfair 161 00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:34,279 -is coming to the Ridgewood Community Center. -[static] 162 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,107 It's only a few short weeks away. 163 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:40,329 Amazing new and used copies available 164 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:42,505 of the greatest works of literature 165 00:07:42,679 --> 00:07:45,552 by all the most legendary minds in the history of the-- 166 00:07:45,726 --> 00:07:46,640 [male voice] Magic? 167 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:47,728 Maybe. 168 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:49,730 An illusion? You decide. 169 00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:51,558 [soft static] 170 00:07:55,257 --> 00:07:56,650 [ominous hum] 171 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:58,260 [soft music] 172 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,698 [man] Come have a little bit of everything at Buffet Infinity, 173 00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:04,788 where we guarantee to have what you're looking for. 174 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:08,531 Whether it be fresh salads, homemade pizza, 175 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:10,794 the best hot and crispy chicken this side of Texas, 176 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:12,840 with plenty of parking around the front of the building. 177 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:15,233 It's a new and nicely decorated all-you-can-eat restaurant. 178 00:08:15,407 --> 00:08:17,018 You're not going to believe the prices. 179 00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:18,236 [reading] 180 00:08:25,113 --> 00:08:26,636 And great parking up front. 181 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:29,900 Try our coconut shrimp, assorted veggies, 182 00:08:30,074 --> 00:08:32,512 our legendary Jamaican jerk mahi-mahi. 183 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:34,775 It's like nothing that you've tasted before. 184 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:38,126 -Unlike our neighbors, the sinkhole-- -[man 2] The ground disruption. 185 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:39,997 ...will not be affecting our business hours. 186 00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:42,304 So come enjoy our hibachi bar, 187 00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:45,307 assorted Chinese options. With endless possibilities, 188 00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:47,831 and a menu that's growing every day. [overlapping] Growing every day. 189 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:51,226 Just off Highway 1, Buffet Infinity. 190 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,490 Always looking for ways to serve you better. 191 00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:55,970 You're gonna love the food. 192 00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:59,887 Having a young family can really be a handful. 193 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:02,019 After my road accident, 194 00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:04,065 keeping up with the kids all day can really wear me out. 195 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:06,633 Certainly wears out my finances. 196 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,939 From lunches, to toys, 197 00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:11,072 -to making stroganoff, to-- -[glass breaks] 198 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:13,117 -[baby cries] -[boy] Mom! 199 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:14,815 To whatever else might come up. 200 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:18,819 Under family liability home insurance with Steve Babbacock, 201 00:09:18,993 --> 00:09:20,255 I know I'm covered. 202 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:22,300 Are you prepared for what's coming? 203 00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:25,608 [female voice] Seafood, chicken, dessert options, 204 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:28,045 Chinese, and pizza. Oh, my! 205 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:31,048 With a fun new twist, you're going to have to see to b-- 206 00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:32,789 I'm an a-hole? Why? 207 00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:35,096 Because I want what's best for my clients? 208 00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:37,489 Well, I'm afraid you messed with the wrong a-hole. 209 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:40,014 I want double our asking price. 210 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:41,232 [phone hangs up] 211 00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:44,148 If you've been hurt through no fault of your own, 212 00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:45,846 and left with permanent injuries, 213 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,804 you deserve to be compensated. 214 00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:51,112 Many years ago, I was born with a small physical deviation. 215 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,114 Nothing serious, but 216 00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:55,551 because it was incorrectly treated by doctors, 217 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:58,119 it led to extreme discomfort, pain, 218 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,556 and difficulty making friends. 219 00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:04,865 Eventually, I put myself through law school, 220 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:08,346 and sued those doctors, and now I have my own law firm. 221 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:09,565 [deep dramatic tone] 222 00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:11,088 [sipping] 223 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:12,916 I'm the tough, smart lawyer 224 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:14,962 with my own personal history with trauma. 225 00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:17,921 [female voice] No tipping! Grab a plate, load up, 226 00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:20,358 eat and leave without seeing a single member-- 227 00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:23,666 [male reporter] For such a variety of food at such an amazing price, 228 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,625 it's hard not to feel sorry for the-- 229 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,889 [Jenny] When people ask me what makes for a great night on the town, 230 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:30,630 I say, "I don't know." 231 00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:33,633 Sometimes it's having that human touch. 232 00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:35,504 [slow music] 233 00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:38,246 Sometimes it's the atmosphere. 234 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:40,857 Or being open to midnight every weekday. 235 00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:44,469 Having delicious, classic sandwich options. 236 00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:49,431 And now with fresh mozzarella, salami, and zingy prosciutto. 237 00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:53,043 While not going overboard with way too many different options. We're-- 238 00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:55,611 [soft static] 239 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,787 [ominous hum] 240 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:02,096 And fresh Italiano bread. 241 00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:03,924 [hum intensifying] 242 00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:07,014 Maybe it's a delicious signature sandwich sauce recipe 243 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:08,668 that's straight from Italy. 244 00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:09,930 [magical whoosh] 245 00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,801 Give her the love she deserves 246 00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:13,542 at Jenny's Sandwich Shop. 247 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:14,935 Now open till midnight. 248 00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,764 [male voice] Born on the dying planet of Saveon, 249 00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:20,418 Captain Savings is born with superhero sense 250 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:22,203 of justice and fair pricing. 251 00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:23,770 [distant evil laugh] 252 00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:25,815 Uh-oh, sounds like trouble. 253 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,383 [male voice] When Captain Savings sees his arch-nemesis 254 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,298 Professor High Price handing out 255 00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:33,257 high-interest monthly loans to innocent citizens, 256 00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:34,694 the captain must-- 257 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:36,652 You'll be able to pay back any time. 258 00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:38,088 Who knows? 259 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,743 Maybe even your life... time. 260 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,440 [evil laugh] 261 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:44,878 Soon, all will know my suffering. 262 00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:46,183 -Uh-oh. -[record scratches] 263 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,316 Oh, no, my dignity! 264 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:51,275 Crap, crap, crap, crap. Crap! 265 00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:53,800 If there's one thing I hate, it's dishonest, 266 00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:55,584 -unfair, -Ow! Ow! 267 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,368 -high-pressure sales tactics. -Ow! My face! 268 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:58,848 [screaming] 269 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:01,111 For super deals at super low prices. 270 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:06,029 [female voice] ...skills to the next level, a premium cookware is here to help. 271 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:09,859 [female voice] Hey you, trouble recognizing the man in the mirror? 272 00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,079 Because of body image issues 273 00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:14,081 and stubborn thoughts of inadequacy? 274 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,127 The better you, inside, 275 00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:19,173 feels helpless when he sees you making 276 00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:21,131 unhealthy choices 277 00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:23,264 that are only gonna make things harder. 278 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:27,834 He's in there somewhere, and he's waiting. 279 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:29,836 Talk to your doctor about n-- 280 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,533 [soft static] 281 00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:35,319 [digital skittering] 282 00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,282 [sharp whoosh] 283 00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:45,852 [digital skittering] 284 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:49,246 [sharp whoosh] 285 00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:54,817 [ominous hum] 286 00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:57,864 [digital skittering] 287 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,695 [male reporter] ...one sees the dog, to please 288 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:06,307 contact the family immediately 289 00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:09,136 and do not try and approach the miniature chihuahua 290 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:12,052 without its eye drops every five hours, it's legally-- 291 00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:15,055 [female voice] ...and unmatched prices are our specialty. 292 00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,665 You'll discover the difference for 293 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,319 -yourself when you step in-- -[ominous hum] 294 00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,190 [man] ...right place for a night on the town? 295 00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,062 Come see the stars in her eyes, 296 00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:24,281 as well as in her various other reassuring 297 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,153 reflective surfaces. 298 00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:29,286 At Buffet Infinity, you are someone special to someone. 299 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,288 You'll feel even more special to them 300 00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,987 when you come try out our new special Italian cuisine, 301 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:37,338 including meatballs, spaghetti with meatballs, 302 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,166 Italian coffee cappuccino, 303 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:42,169 risotto, blue cheese linguine with mozzarella, 304 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,432 not to mention our endless wine selection 305 00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,173 with fresh bread made daily, 306 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,131 just like they do in the old country of Italy. 307 00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,742 We focus on a lot because we deliver a lot, 308 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:53,049 a lot more than just a single type of sandwich sauce. 309 00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,964 Deliver a lot of intimate setting 310 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:57,358 and delicious food for your partner to eat, drink, 311 00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,577 giving them energy for intimacy later. 312 00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:02,363 Come and enjoy our intimate fine silverware, 313 00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,800 polished metal plates, brass doorknobs, 314 00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:07,107 reflective enough that you'll be able to see yourself 315 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,413 and say, "Hey... hey, that's me. 316 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,198 And I'm with the person that I love the most 317 00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:12,503 -in the whole world." -[glasses clink] 318 00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:15,680 Now open till 1 a.m. on the weekend. 319 00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:17,552 Two doors down from Jenny's Sa-- 320 00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:18,683 [female reporter] ...miniature chihuahua 321 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:19,946 with a reputation of being 322 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,599 curious and charming. 323 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:24,472 But unknown to the staff of the Pet n' Play, 324 00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:27,083 she was also looking to go on her own adventure. 325 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,564 I didn't understand how she could get out of the building... 326 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,914 [female reporter] When Stephenie Dubeki left her furry friend Shiva 327 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,655 at the local pet sitting facility, 328 00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:35,918 she had no idea it would lead to a story 329 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:38,616 of perseverance, faith, and the-- 330 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,445 [Jenny] People are always asking me, "What's your goal?" 331 00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:44,318 Our goal is to make great sandwiches that we believe in. 332 00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:47,669 -When you have real ingredients made by real people, -[soft static] 333 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:50,019 it doesn't matter what gimmicks the other guys try and pull. 334 00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:51,934 Oh, and did I mention? 335 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,109 She's got the sauce. 336 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,676 She's got the sauce. 337 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,112 -She's got the sauce. -She's got the sauce. 338 00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:58,158 [Jenny] Also, we're the only restaurant 339 00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:00,638 that offers the Avery family secret sauce. 340 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:03,554 Dating back nearly a hundred years 341 00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,165 to my grandmother in Italy. 342 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,601 And if it's good enough for her... 343 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,124 It's good enough for me. 344 00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:11,258 It just goes to show, when you make the right choice, 345 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,303 -you don't need endless options. -[soft static] 346 00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,915 Though, this Canada Day, we will be including 347 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,351 something extra special. 348 00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:18,918 [ominous hum] 349 00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:21,050 Introducing, banana loaf. 350 00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:24,053 [pulsating hums] 351 00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:28,231 [male voice] ...money-saving tip is to program 352 00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:29,841 your thermostat to recommended set-- 353 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,931 [female voice reading] 354 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:46,946 Receive 50% off with purchase of this and any other edition 355 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,644 of the Serpent and the Starship series 356 00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:52,255 by a certain author, sensei, 357 00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:55,432 religious scholar, and recording artist. 358 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,913 Come by this Wednesday where the man himself 359 00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:00,046 -will be doing a live meet and greet. -[soft static] 360 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,222 Free admission will be given to contestants 361 00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:05,225 -in Westridge Bookfair's Funniest Foot Contest. -[ominous hum] 362 00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,053 And there's still time to enter. 363 00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:09,925 Send in a picture of you and your toes 364 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:12,145 in the funniest position you can imagine. 365 00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:13,711 Whether they are wiggling or-- 366 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,018 [Stephenie] I never really gave up hope on her. 367 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,628 [female reporter] This is just one instance 368 00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:19,935 of missing pets that include five dogs, 369 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,937 three hamsters, and seven birds. 370 00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:23,808 The owners of the Pet n' Play 371 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,549 assure WP8i 372 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,290 that the sinkhole in the back parking lot 373 00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,075 -of the business was not-- -[ominous hum] 374 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,077 [soft static] 375 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:35,342 [man] Sounds like something's cooking in the Buffet Infinity oven 376 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:36,604 this Canada Day. 377 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:39,781 What better way to celebrate this Canada Day 378 00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:41,304 than with a Canadian classic. 379 00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:42,827 True patriot pancakes. 380 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,525 In all our salmon's command. 381 00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:46,570 Donuts! Perfect for any growing Canadian. 382 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,094 [reading] 383 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,010 Okay, now what's that sound? 384 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,446 -Is that a Montreal crêpe station? -[sizzling] 385 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,100 Yes, it is. But it's also 386 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:55,579 the sound of our expansion of the recently 387 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,103 foreclosed Pet n' Play next door. 388 00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:58,669 See how sounds can be deceiving? 389 00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,497 Double-double down on our BC oysters. 390 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:02,195 Fresh as the sounds of newly installed plumbing 391 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:03,761 that could easily be confused 392 00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:04,632 -with something it's not. -[flushing] 393 00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:08,505 That's crazy. As crazy as believing the noises caused 394 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,551 by our new renovations are something they're not. 395 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,206 -[man 2] Mmm, yum! -[man] Hey, where are those birds going? 396 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,424 -[man 2] I don't know. -[man] Maybe stop worrying about 397 00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,470 where birds are going and start 398 00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,689 celebrating where you're from... 399 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,430 ...with discounts on locally themed 400 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,215 dishes like the Yukon cheesecake. 401 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:23,564 East Coast style calamari. 402 00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,087 Hope you love Kraft Dinner. 403 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,567 And introducing our fresh new taste. 404 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,656 Our brand-new top-secret sandwich sauce. 405 00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:31,441 As delicious as any sandwich sauce in the area. 406 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:34,009 With the sinkhole off Highway 1 no longer expanding, 407 00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:35,271 there's no better time to come by. 408 00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:36,577 Enjoy our new sandwich sauce. 409 00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:38,361 Park around front and explore. 410 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,233 And who cares what birds think? 411 00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:42,800 -Except you, little guy. -[loud chirping] 412 00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,325 Now, what's that sound? 413 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:47,718 Ah, we know! 414 00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,242 [man 3] One door down from Jenny's Sandwich Shop. 415 00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,810 [female reporter] You may have heard a buzz over the past few weeks 416 00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:56,249 about strange sounds going on in the atmosphere. 417 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,207 Residents north of Highway 1 418 00:17:58,381 --> 00:17:59,991 began calling in firsthand accounts 419 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,993 early Monday with reports of hearing a-- 420 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,560 [female voice] ...sounds of you betraying 421 00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,040 the better self 422 00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,173 you keep locked inside. 423 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:12,091 Sometimes you can keep that voice down to a little whisper. 424 00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,397 -And other times it is very... -[ominous hum] 425 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,182 [voice echoing] ...very, very loud. 426 00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,445 But it's always present. 427 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,360 And it always wins. 428 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,625 Time for a better you to fight back and take charge. 429 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,105 -[soft groans] -Now available-- 430 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:27,715 [Ahmed] ♪ Upscale jewelry ♪ 431 00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,760 ♪ Ready to entice ♪ 432 00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:33,373 ♪ Pre-owned watches At rock-bottom price ♪ 433 00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:37,638 ♪ CD, DVD A book if you wanna laugh ♪ 434 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,683 ♪ Not sure what you want ♪ 435 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,729 ♪ Check our Knowledgeable staff ♪ 436 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,644 ♪ What's that Strange buzzing? ♪ 437 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:44,949 ♪ Feels irrational ♪ 438 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:47,604 ♪ Come check out our earplugs ♪ 439 00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,650 ♪ Heavy duty or casual ♪ 440 00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:51,347 [playful, upbeat music] 441 00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,523 ♪ Without these, I wouldn't Get through the night ♪ 442 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,700 Without these, I wouldn't get through the night. 443 00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,311 What? Yeah, me neither. 444 00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:00,835 [female voice] Safe and reliable car for your family? 445 00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,533 Don't worry, we have you co-- 446 00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:07,494 [male voice] For a toasty, tasty treat that'll warm you up inside out-- 447 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:13,674 [digital skittering] 448 00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:16,372 [sharp whoosh] 449 00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,034 [digital skittering] 450 00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:28,689 [sharp whoosh] 451 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,647 [ominous hum] 452 00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:33,824 [digital skittering] 453 00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,484 [female voice] You gotta hit back at the plaque. 454 00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,921 And keep those gums fresh, fit, and ready to-- 455 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:45,706 [Jenny] ...been to Jenny's Sandwich Shop recently... 456 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,056 ...hold on to your hat. 457 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,058 -That's big! -[man] That's crazy! 458 00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,974 [Jenny] Time to check out our new big and crazy sandwich. 459 00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:54,845 Still got your favorite veggies, 460 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,370 only double stuffed with extra bread. 461 00:19:57,544 --> 00:20:01,069 With your choice of chicken, bacon, or ham. 462 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:02,984 [man] Oh, man, I'm so full. 463 00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:04,855 [Jenny] Sounds like another satisfied customer. 464 00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:06,379 The only sound you're gonna hear coming 465 00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:07,945 from Jenny's Sandwich Shop. 466 00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:10,209 While it might be big and crazy, we still top it 467 00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,820 -[static] -with the often imitated, never replicated 468 00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:15,388 Avery family secret sauce. 469 00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,520 She's still got the sauce. 470 00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:19,218 [Jenny] You're as crazy as this sandwich 471 00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:21,132 if you think you can top my grandma's secret 472 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,396 100-year-old Avery family recipe. 473 00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:26,573 -It's made fresh every day and perfected-- -[ominous hum] 474 00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,444 [man] But what lies beyond perfection? 475 00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:30,446 Beyond flavor? 476 00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:31,969 Beyond imagination? 477 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,754 [several voices] Sanity and control. 478 00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:34,929 [eerie laugh] 479 00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:37,540 [distorting whoosh] 480 00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:41,414 -[man] The new... -[robotic voice] Beyond Comprehension Burger. 481 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,511 [man] All great journeys start with a single step. 482 00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:54,296 This one starts with the fresh-baked sesame seed bun. 483 00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:56,255 Slice. We bring in the mayo. 484 00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:57,386 [echoing] Mayo! 485 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:58,648 Buffet Infinity's new 486 00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:00,346 signature sandwich sauce. 487 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,825 So delicious you'll wonder if it's even 488 00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,523 our own creation. It legally is. 489 00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,089 Crinkle-cut pickles. Aligned just right. 490 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,917 Diced onions. Oops, let's not spill. 491 00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:08,571 100% Angus beef patty. 492 00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,269 Fried up on our new flameless grill. 493 00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:12,009 Don't forget one slice of smoked cheddar. 494 00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:13,663 The density has already become noticeable. 495 00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:15,448 -How many jalapeños? -[beeping] 496 00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:18,059 That's how many-- Lettuce! 497 00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:21,105 Don't let it fall. 498 00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:23,804 All right, you got it. Wow! 499 00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:27,155 That's one pretty big burger that's 100% ready to eat. 500 00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,418 But hold up one second. One more Angus beef patty. 501 00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:31,507 This time with Swiss. But you know what that needs? 502 00:21:31,681 --> 00:21:33,944 Another generous helping of our signature sandwich sauce. 503 00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:36,730 Really tasty but not enough to base your whole personality on it. 504 00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:38,297 That'd be pathetic and embarrassing. 505 00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:40,386 Top with the bun and it's almost done. 506 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,735 Almost. 507 00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:44,564 Almost. Right after we take a trip to 508 00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:45,695 [deepened voice] Bacon Town. 509 00:21:45,869 --> 00:21:47,393 One strip. Two strip. 510 00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,133 [deepened voice] Three strips. 511 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,483 Balance that out with a little bit of spinach. 512 00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:51,745 A nice amount of ringed onions. 513 00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:52,963 Just get them all on there. 514 00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:54,138 And one more Angus beef patty. 515 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,444 Topped with smoked Tavarti. 516 00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:57,141 Now, that's a whole lot of-- 517 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,796 [male voice] ...before. Save 25 to 40% 518 00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:01,755 on women's sportswear throughout our s-- 519 00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:03,365 [ominous hum] 520 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:04,497 [man] ...sauteed portobello mushrooms. 521 00:22:04,671 --> 00:22:05,976 And an over-easy egg. 522 00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:07,630 [deepened voice] Another over-easy egg. 523 00:22:07,804 --> 00:22:09,110 One more Angus beef burger with mozzarella. 524 00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:10,764 Layer delicately and carefully 525 00:22:10,938 --> 00:22:12,461 above the other products in our burger. 526 00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:14,028 Easy does it. Don't forget another layer 527 00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:15,899 of that sweet, sweet sandwich sauce. 528 00:22:16,073 --> 00:22:17,640 Very, very similar to other sauces in our area. 529 00:22:17,814 --> 00:22:20,077 But all it is is Dijon mustard, mayo, a few spices, 530 00:22:20,251 --> 00:22:21,601 salt, Worcestershire sauce, 531 00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:23,211 a little ketchup and cayenne pepper. 532 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:24,691 Wow! That doesn't even sound Italian. 533 00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:25,953 And now here comes the bun and-- 534 00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:27,607 No! More crinkle-cut pickles. 535 00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:28,608 [deepened voice] Okay, and we're adding shrimp? 536 00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,087 All right. All right. 537 00:22:30,697 --> 00:22:31,785 And sprouts? 538 00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:34,004 [chuckles] Okay, and rigato-- 539 00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:36,616 [male voice] Tired of one mattress brand telling you one thing 540 00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:38,661 and another one telling you something else? 541 00:22:39,314 --> 00:22:41,621 One has a high price with great arch support. 542 00:22:41,795 --> 00:22:44,841 -The other has a low price, but without the arch support in-- -[ominous hum] 543 00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:48,018 [man] ...know you could use this breaded chicken breast as a mattress. It's that big. 544 00:22:48,192 --> 00:22:49,759 -What are we gonna top it with? -[man 2] I wouldn't be embarrassed 545 00:22:49,933 --> 00:22:51,718 to add a little bit more sandwich sauce. 546 00:22:51,892 --> 00:22:53,372 [man] The same way a lot of people aren't embarrassed 547 00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:55,678 to make accusations against other businesses 548 00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:57,811 when they themselves pretend to be Italian 549 00:22:57,985 --> 00:23:00,335 when they have a very obviously Scottish last name. 550 00:23:00,857 --> 00:23:04,905 ...at 50% interest on their next vehicle purchase. [evil laugh] 551 00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:07,168 -Soon, all will know my-- Ah! -[record scratch] 552 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:08,996 Oh, no, not again. 553 00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:10,780 50% interest? 554 00:23:10,954 --> 00:23:12,782 -Even for you, that's a new low. -[Professor] Oh, crap. 555 00:23:12,956 --> 00:23:14,480 -[explosion] -[screams] 556 00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:16,612 Oh, my God. Ow. 557 00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:20,529 Come to Westridge Auto where you can enjoy employee pricing plus. 558 00:23:20,747 --> 00:23:22,096 Employee pricing plus? 559 00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:23,271 What's that mean? 560 00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:24,359 It means... 561 00:23:24,533 --> 00:23:25,621 [reading] 562 00:23:27,884 --> 00:23:29,886 ...on your new vehicle. Guaranteed. 563 00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:33,803 [Professor] Ah! Can you not hear that horrible never-ending noise? 564 00:23:33,977 --> 00:23:35,979 The only thing I can hear is the great prices 565 00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,807 on select all-wheel drive vehicles 566 00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:40,288 and hatchbacks in our lot. 567 00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:42,246 [male voice] It's called front and back speakers to block out anything 568 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,727 that may or may not be in everybody's head. 569 00:23:45,206 --> 00:23:47,730 It's Captain Savings at your service. At West-- 570 00:23:47,904 --> 00:23:50,646 [man] Well, Captain, these fresh Italian deli slices aren't in your-- 571 00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:53,388 Actually Italian, not Ukrainian and Scottish playing pretend. 572 00:23:53,562 --> 00:23:55,738 That's why we always add tons of tuna rolls. 573 00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:58,393 Let's top it all off with a half ounce of calamari. [voice echoing] 574 00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:01,483 Oh, we need something to offset the flavor and I... 575 00:24:01,657 --> 00:24:03,050 Oh, we could use that stupid fucking 576 00:24:03,224 --> 00:24:05,356 bullshit sauce that's mostly ketchup. 577 00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:07,881 [distorted echoing voice] Come and you can see the realm of freshness. 578 00:24:08,055 --> 00:24:10,144 An entire galaxy of flavor. 579 00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:14,017 Squeezed into every single bite of towering... [indistinct] 580 00:24:14,191 --> 00:24:16,542 Science, insanity and control. 581 00:24:16,716 --> 00:24:18,718 [normal voice] And a bowl of our signature sandwich sauce for dipping. 582 00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:20,241 [digital rumble] 583 00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:39,869 -[ominous hum] -[high-pitched ring] 584 00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:41,741 [male voice] Match the colors or match the shapes and... 585 00:24:43,003 --> 00:24:44,178 [female voice] We have produce. 586 00:24:44,657 --> 00:24:46,397 Bread. We have meat. 587 00:24:46,702 --> 00:24:49,357 We have treats for the kids. We even have-- 588 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:51,228 [male voice] Recently lost a loved one? 589 00:24:51,751 --> 00:24:52,882 [soft, bright music] 590 00:24:53,883 --> 00:24:57,191 Can you feel them trying to communicate with you? 591 00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:59,933 Reaching out this very moment? 592 00:25:00,194 --> 00:25:01,717 [eerie music] 593 00:25:02,065 --> 00:25:04,590 Or have they slipped into the in-between worlds 594 00:25:04,764 --> 00:25:06,635 where a thousand lifetimes can be lived 595 00:25:06,809 --> 00:25:08,681 in the blink of an eye? 596 00:25:09,638 --> 00:25:13,686 Help your loved ones escape that lonely, endless darkness of the neither-verse. 597 00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:15,252 [magical chimes] 598 00:25:15,426 --> 00:25:17,167 Explore the Crypto-Numerology 599 00:25:17,341 --> 00:25:19,648 Institute of Spiritual Learning today. 600 00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:25,001 And educate yourself on other amazing new findings 601 00:25:25,175 --> 00:25:28,570 in this man-made limitation we call mortality. 602 00:25:28,831 --> 00:25:30,311 [ominous hum] 603 00:25:31,225 --> 00:25:32,356 They're waiting. 604 00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,271 [hum increases, then halts] 605 00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:36,317 [male reporter] ...for city's recent seismic activity. 606 00:25:36,491 --> 00:25:38,014 Updates to the electrical grid. 607 00:25:38,493 --> 00:25:40,582 Others believing that metallic tooth fillings 608 00:25:40,756 --> 00:25:43,933 catching radio signals might be the cause to the ambient hum. 609 00:25:44,238 --> 00:25:46,849 While others believe the noise may be coming from-- 610 00:25:47,023 --> 00:25:50,113 [female voice] Constantly being reminded of your own inadequacy? 611 00:25:50,984 --> 00:25:54,640 By being close to things you want but never having them? 612 00:25:54,857 --> 00:25:56,163 [soft, curious music] 613 00:25:57,904 --> 00:26:01,995 Causing you to turn back to old, unhealthy decision-making? 614 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:05,868 Stop and take another look. 615 00:26:06,129 --> 00:26:08,088 -[ominous hum] -[bright upbeat music] 616 00:26:09,263 --> 00:26:10,830 [static] 617 00:26:11,352 --> 00:26:12,614 Closer. 618 00:26:17,793 --> 00:26:18,925 [music continues] 619 00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:21,188 [hum intensifying] 620 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:25,801 [hum increases, then halts] 621 00:26:25,975 --> 00:26:27,498 [male voice] Eye allergy relief that 622 00:26:27,673 --> 00:26:30,023 -relieves eye allergies fast! -[magical swoosh] 623 00:26:30,197 --> 00:26:31,677 Try our new, all in one-- 624 00:26:31,851 --> 00:26:33,330 [Jenny] People often ask me, 625 00:26:33,766 --> 00:26:36,638 "What is it that makes a community strong?" 626 00:26:37,030 --> 00:26:38,858 For me, it's the people. 627 00:26:39,946 --> 00:26:41,861 Living and working in it. 628 00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:44,951 For some, it's local business. 629 00:26:46,213 --> 00:26:48,824 We're just offering good food at good prices. 630 00:26:49,433 --> 00:26:54,438 And knowing that when something sounds too good to be true, it probably is. 631 00:26:54,874 --> 00:26:57,659 And be aware of where that sound is coming from. 632 00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:58,878 [ominous hum] 633 00:26:59,095 --> 00:27:00,401 [woman] She's got the sauce! 634 00:27:01,097 --> 00:27:02,403 -[man] She's got the sauce! -[man 2] She's got the sauce! 635 00:27:02,577 --> 00:27:04,318 [Jenny] It's not about competition. 636 00:27:04,535 --> 00:27:05,928 -[man 3] She's got the sauce! -It's about doing what's right. 637 00:27:06,102 --> 00:27:08,496 [man 4 echoing] She's got the sauce! 638 00:27:08,801 --> 00:27:10,977 The only secret we'd feel comfortable hiding from you 639 00:27:11,151 --> 00:27:13,893 is the recipe for our delicious Avery family secret sauce. 640 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:18,288 And our real, authentic Italian sandwich sauce recipe, 641 00:27:18,462 --> 00:27:21,291 created by my real authentic Italian grandmother, 642 00:27:21,465 --> 00:27:23,206 -is and only ever will be -[ominous hum] 643 00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:26,514 available here at Jenny's Sandwich Shop. 644 00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:29,299 And be careful what's out there. 645 00:27:29,604 --> 00:27:30,997 Because if they're selling hooey, 646 00:27:31,171 --> 00:27:32,520 that's what it's gonna taste like. 647 00:27:33,434 --> 00:27:35,436 [static] 648 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,003 [female reporter] ...community has gathered to search for 649 00:27:37,177 --> 00:27:38,918 local business owner, Jennifer Avery. 650 00:27:39,092 --> 00:27:40,659 Police not be-- 651 00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:41,442 [male reporter] ...sauce and dedication to her 652 00:27:41,616 --> 00:27:42,965 restaurant. 653 00:27:43,139 --> 00:27:44,837 Patrons recall her not just knowing 654 00:27:45,011 --> 00:27:47,274 all of her regular's names, but their birthdays-- 655 00:27:47,535 --> 00:27:51,060 [male voice] Thick. They look so natural. 656 00:27:51,234 --> 00:27:53,106 Are you sure this isn't some kind of-- 657 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,847 Mm, stroganoff. 658 00:27:55,021 --> 00:27:56,544 [gentle music] 659 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,415 Could use salt. 660 00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:00,853 And my mom could have used a little 661 00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:03,072 life insurance before her passing, 662 00:28:03,246 --> 00:28:05,727 since we ended up paying out of pocket for a funeral. 663 00:28:06,206 --> 00:28:08,730 Leaving our financial future pretty bleak. 664 00:28:11,907 --> 00:28:13,474 [water running] 665 00:28:13,648 --> 00:28:15,345 [indistinct voice in background] 666 00:28:15,998 --> 00:28:17,783 [sizzling] 667 00:28:21,003 --> 00:28:22,875 [female voice] The ultimate in rest. The ultimate in rest. 668 00:28:23,049 --> 00:28:24,398 Relaxation, and-- 669 00:28:27,096 --> 00:28:28,097 [static] 670 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:29,664 [digital skittering] 671 00:28:29,838 --> 00:28:31,318 [static] 672 00:28:31,535 --> 00:28:32,580 [sharp whoosh] 673 00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:35,670 [digital skittering] 674 00:28:35,975 --> 00:28:38,020 -[ominous hum] -[static] 675 00:28:45,419 --> 00:28:46,855 [digital skittering] 676 00:28:48,639 --> 00:28:49,684 [sharp whoosh] 677 00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:51,860 [ominous hum] 678 00:28:52,339 --> 00:28:54,776 [Mosley in deepened voice] Beyond death, all I can see is... 679 00:28:57,866 --> 00:29:00,564 ...frauds making false claims about the afterlife. 680 00:29:00,913 --> 00:29:03,132 And taking advantage of people in our community. 681 00:29:03,611 --> 00:29:04,786 [deep dramatic tone] 682 00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:08,050 After the diagnosis of my physical deviation, 683 00:29:08,224 --> 00:29:10,096 both my parents were deeply troubled. 684 00:29:10,270 --> 00:29:13,360 So much so that they turned to a pseudo-religious group. 685 00:29:14,056 --> 00:29:16,102 This led me to emancipating myself 686 00:29:16,276 --> 00:29:18,626 from my parents at only 14 years old. 687 00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:21,890 I don't know much about alternate dimensions, 688 00:29:22,064 --> 00:29:23,587 but I do know in this one, 689 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:26,329 we have laws against deceptive marketing tactics. 690 00:29:26,503 --> 00:29:27,809 [deep dramatic tone] 691 00:29:28,027 --> 00:29:29,463 Prevent these groups from taking 692 00:29:29,637 --> 00:29:30,725 advantage of members of our community. 693 00:29:31,204 --> 00:29:32,814 -Especially the elderly. -[sipping] 694 00:29:32,988 --> 00:29:34,250 I'm Mosley Rosin. 695 00:29:35,121 --> 00:29:36,383 And I'd say, 696 00:29:37,123 --> 00:29:39,299 "Stick with one of the four major religions." 697 00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:43,738 [male voice] ...outrageous fee for a simple credit card and a simple debit card. 698 00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:47,263 Why not put all of those payments all together onto one-- 699 00:29:47,437 --> 00:29:49,048 [female reporter] ...7:05 Thursday evening. 700 00:29:49,265 --> 00:29:51,920 Please contact the WPD immediately. 701 00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:54,880 And now in City Council news, a legal A injunction 702 00:29:55,054 --> 00:29:56,707 has been filed against four private 703 00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:59,188 spiritual organizations in our community. 704 00:29:59,406 --> 00:30:01,843 Specifically those targeting the elderly that-- 705 00:30:02,017 --> 00:30:04,672 [male reporter] Mysterious adverts to imply the viewer 706 00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:07,196 is being recruited for some form of psychic-- 707 00:30:07,370 --> 00:30:08,719 [male voice] Breakfast... 708 00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:10,591 filled with protein and electrolytes 709 00:30:10,765 --> 00:30:12,201 to start your morning right. 710 00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:13,855 It'll have your kids saying-- 711 00:30:14,029 --> 00:30:15,030 [upbeat music] 712 00:30:18,207 --> 00:30:19,774 [engine starts and rumbles] 713 00:30:20,775 --> 00:30:22,777 [male voice] Strange occurrences happen every day. 714 00:30:22,951 --> 00:30:24,953 Buying a name-brand truck with no money down 715 00:30:25,127 --> 00:30:26,955 happens once in a lifetime. 716 00:30:30,785 --> 00:30:32,787 No sign of Professor High Price. 717 00:30:32,961 --> 00:30:34,702 I hope he learned his lesson. 718 00:30:35,616 --> 00:30:37,792 Maybe I'll call it a day and go home and have a nice 719 00:30:37,966 --> 00:30:39,750 home-cooked meal with my family. 720 00:30:39,925 --> 00:30:41,491 [male voice] After mass, that is. 721 00:30:41,665 --> 00:30:45,017 Seeing as I'm 100% Roman Catholic. 722 00:30:46,453 --> 00:30:48,629 Everyone knows that Captain Savings principles 723 00:30:48,803 --> 00:30:50,718 of fair pricing are unbeatable. 724 00:30:51,066 --> 00:30:53,416 Wait, maybe that's it. 725 00:30:53,590 --> 00:30:55,549 That's how Westridge Auto will be destroyed 726 00:30:55,723 --> 00:30:57,507 and everyone will know my s-- 727 00:30:57,681 --> 00:30:59,553 [male voice] Instrumental rock standards, 728 00:30:59,727 --> 00:31:00,771 an easy listening on a 729 00:31:00,946 --> 00:31:02,904 four-disc set. Songs like-- 730 00:31:03,078 --> 00:31:04,166 [female reporter] As the weeks went on, 731 00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:05,428 so did the search 732 00:31:05,602 --> 00:31:07,866 for Jennifer Joy Avery. 733 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,825 Theories surrounding her disappearance began popping up with some-- 734 00:31:10,999 --> 00:31:12,435 [male voice reading] 735 00:31:13,523 --> 00:31:15,221 What you're gonna do with your old mattress, 736 00:31:15,395 --> 00:31:17,963 and any other unpleasantries out of your mind. 737 00:31:18,267 --> 00:31:21,270 When you choose to focus on factors outside your control, 738 00:31:21,444 --> 00:31:23,533 there's not much to feel comfy about. 739 00:31:23,707 --> 00:31:24,839 Come, enjoy. 740 00:31:25,057 --> 00:31:26,449 Someone suspicious hanging out 741 00:31:26,623 --> 00:31:27,973 -where I shouldn't be. -Well, that's okay. 742 00:31:28,147 --> 00:31:29,626 You've already set off my alarms 743 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,151 and you're on camera, on 11 different angles. 744 00:31:32,325 --> 00:31:36,590 -Oh, no. -♪ 15% off cameras and radios ♪ 745 00:31:36,764 --> 00:31:40,333 ♪ Surveillance technology To make sure no one goes ♪ 746 00:31:40,811 --> 00:31:42,509 ♪ People going missing ♪ 747 00:31:42,683 --> 00:31:44,293 ♪ Missing when they shouldn't ♪ 748 00:31:44,554 --> 00:31:46,382 ♪ 'Cause there's People sneaking ♪ 749 00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:48,645 [both] ♪ Around your neighborhood ♪ 750 00:31:48,819 --> 00:31:52,562 ♪ People go missing Then they're hard to find ♪ 751 00:31:52,823 --> 00:31:56,218 ♪ Sometimes I wish I'd go Missing from time to time ♪ 752 00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:00,483 [female reporter] Controversial dining establishment 753 00:32:00,657 --> 00:32:02,790 is clinging to life after a firestorm 754 00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:05,793 of accusations about suppliers and funding. 755 00:32:06,185 --> 00:32:09,753 And the one question that keeps coming up when discussing the local business-- 756 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,016 [soft static] 757 00:32:11,973 --> 00:32:13,018 [ominous hum] 758 00:32:13,279 --> 00:32:14,584 [alert tone] 759 00:32:16,717 --> 00:32:18,110 [man reading] 760 00:32:30,383 --> 00:32:32,167 But also help save yourself. 761 00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:37,868 Hypertension and a muffin top! 762 00:32:38,086 --> 00:32:39,609 [gentle music] 763 00:32:41,133 --> 00:32:43,309 That's right, it's a healthy living celebration 764 00:32:43,483 --> 00:32:44,919 at Buffet Infinity. 765 00:32:45,093 --> 00:32:46,616 The place everybody's talking about. 766 00:32:46,790 --> 00:32:48,227 Don't be scared to come try-- delicious fresh 767 00:32:48,401 --> 00:32:49,663 vegetable salad station. 768 00:32:49,837 --> 00:32:51,186 As well as our clearly labeled 769 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,709 exits to use at your own discretion. 770 00:32:52,883 --> 00:32:54,276 Fresh quinoa. Endless sunflower seeds. 771 00:32:54,450 --> 00:32:56,452 Real Italian vegan lasagna. 772 00:32:56,626 --> 00:32:58,237 Though true Italian or not, 773 00:32:58,411 --> 00:33:00,543 it's what's on the inside that counts. 774 00:33:01,631 --> 00:33:03,285 All-natural honey. Mm! 775 00:33:03,503 --> 00:33:04,895 Milk and orange juice. 776 00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:06,723 [enthusiastically] Olive oil on salad! 777 00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:08,682 Made only with the freshest of sources. 778 00:33:08,856 --> 00:33:10,336 A good place for you to get your news. 779 00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:11,946 Outlandish stories in the media are sometimes 780 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,079 planted to try and criminalize success. 781 00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:16,037 Freshly plucked carrots. 782 00:33:16,298 --> 00:33:18,300 Raspberries, blueberries, and blackberries? Oh, my! 783 00:33:18,474 --> 00:33:22,826 And our one-of-a-kind signature sandwich sauce 784 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:25,220 you literally can't find anywhere else. 785 00:33:25,394 --> 00:33:27,483 Fruit smoothies prepared every day 786 00:33:27,657 --> 00:33:29,572 by our staff of between 20 and 18 people. 787 00:33:29,746 --> 00:33:31,879 Thank the flavor gods for Buffet Infinity. 788 00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:34,447 As we pray to our regular Judeo-Christian God 789 00:33:34,621 --> 00:33:36,362 for the safe return of troubled 790 00:33:36,536 --> 00:33:39,930 Scottish and Ukrainian sandwich shop owner, Jennifer Joy Avery. 791 00:33:40,757 --> 00:33:43,586 Live healthier. Live happier. 792 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,067 And while living beyond death isn't a realistic goal, 793 00:33:46,241 --> 00:33:47,721 eating right could be your first steps 794 00:33:47,895 --> 00:33:50,245 to living without the aid of substances. 795 00:33:50,419 --> 00:33:51,942 A very common contributing factor 796 00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:53,509 to a lot of missing-person cases. 797 00:33:53,683 --> 00:33:55,859 Try our unshelled nuts. Cashews, anyone? 798 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,645 And our delicious fresh multigrain bread. 799 00:33:58,949 --> 00:34:00,560 Freshly baked each day, 800 00:34:00,734 --> 00:34:02,431 so there's nowhere for the flavor to escape. 801 00:34:02,605 --> 00:34:06,087 Unlike the building which has one, two, three, four... 802 00:34:06,479 --> 00:34:09,656 -[magical whoosh] -and now five different exits to use at your leisure. 803 00:34:09,830 --> 00:34:12,441 After two separate third-party investigations, 804 00:34:12,615 --> 00:34:14,878 never has it been a safer time to come by. 805 00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:17,403 And with that time always moving gradually forward at a steady pace. 806 00:34:17,577 --> 00:34:19,274 On behalf of our company, along with our partner 807 00:34:19,448 --> 00:34:20,797 Constable Dillon of the county sheriff's department-- 808 00:34:20,971 --> 00:34:22,538 And our love to the Avery family. 809 00:34:22,843 --> 00:34:24,584 At Buffet Infinity, if it's not coming-- 810 00:35:11,674 --> 00:35:13,807 Hi, I'm attorney Mosley Rosin. 811 00:35:13,981 --> 00:35:16,331 One of my favorite parts of serving great clients 812 00:35:16,505 --> 00:35:17,898 is the satisfaction of knowing that 813 00:35:18,072 --> 00:35:19,813 I'm also helping serve our community. 814 00:35:20,379 --> 00:35:22,511 With unfortunate coincidences on the rise, 815 00:35:22,685 --> 00:35:25,210 and biased parties getting involved, 816 00:35:25,384 --> 00:35:28,082 unfair allegations against are in no short supply. 817 00:35:28,561 --> 00:35:30,171 Whether they be attacking honest 818 00:35:30,345 --> 00:35:33,131 second-hand vehicle retailers or a local restaurant, 819 00:35:33,392 --> 00:35:34,828 they're not just my clients, 820 00:35:35,307 --> 00:35:36,438 they're my friends. 821 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:47,884 People have every right to be suspicious, 822 00:35:48,058 --> 00:35:49,799 upset, or even scared. 823 00:35:50,017 --> 00:35:51,366 I'm scared all the time. 824 00:35:51,888 --> 00:35:53,673 Just because one person goes missing 825 00:35:53,847 --> 00:35:55,544 doesn't mean that everyone else has to lo-- 826 00:35:55,718 --> 00:35:56,980 [male reporter] ...third day she was absent from 827 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,852 BJ Mike's Bar and Grill, 828 00:35:59,026 --> 00:36:01,550 her co-workers found her apartment door still locked, 829 00:36:01,724 --> 00:36:03,726 the windows still closed, 830 00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:06,903 her car in the driveway, and her television still-- 831 00:36:07,121 --> 00:36:08,427 Oh! 832 00:36:08,731 --> 00:36:10,690 Thanks for the great home-cooked meal, everyone. 833 00:36:11,256 --> 00:36:15,260 This just in, Westridge Auto are liars and frauds. 834 00:36:15,434 --> 00:36:17,262 Their vehicles don't work. 835 00:36:17,523 --> 00:36:20,308 Breaking news, car breaks down as they're leaving the lot. 836 00:36:20,613 --> 00:36:22,789 Also, a developing story on how they... 837 00:36:22,963 --> 00:36:25,531 [male voice] Captain Savings listens to the laundry list of lies 838 00:36:25,705 --> 00:36:28,055 as he becomes an absolute cyclone of rage. 839 00:36:28,229 --> 00:36:30,449 Doesn't matter if I have no evidence for my allegations, 840 00:36:30,623 --> 00:36:33,539 when hearsay and rumors are taken as truth... 841 00:36:33,713 --> 00:36:35,976 [male voice] I wouldn't wanna be Professor High Price right now. 842 00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:38,370 [Professor] I love lying and destroying local-- 843 00:36:38,892 --> 00:36:41,024 [bright, synth music] 844 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,733 [static] 845 00:36:59,869 --> 00:37:01,393 [female voice] Some food for thought from 846 00:37:01,567 --> 00:37:03,960 one of the Westridge Movers and Shakers. 847 00:37:04,178 --> 00:37:06,833 Highlighting the movers and shakers in our community, 848 00:37:07,007 --> 00:37:09,444 moving and shaking us toward the future. 849 00:37:09,923 --> 00:37:11,881 This week, a local giant 850 00:37:12,055 --> 00:37:15,494 in both literature, music, new ling-- 851 00:37:15,668 --> 00:37:17,496 linguistic spiritualism, 852 00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:20,281 and fully certified podiatrist. 853 00:37:21,021 --> 00:37:22,936 With a sneak preview of his newest book 854 00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:24,981 and long-awaited return to fiction, 855 00:37:25,155 --> 00:37:26,983 a terrifying tale of a deeply 856 00:37:27,157 --> 00:37:28,420 misunderstood author 857 00:37:28,594 --> 00:37:30,204 bankrupt by legal trouble, 858 00:37:30,770 --> 00:37:34,208 silenced by a ghoulish and deformed lawyer, 859 00:37:34,382 --> 00:37:36,776 with a mind as twisted and strange 860 00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:39,213 as his genitals are rumored to be-- 861 00:37:40,693 --> 00:37:42,912 Sticks and stones may break your bolts... 862 00:37:46,351 --> 00:37:48,875 ...but slander and libel are illegal. 863 00:37:49,919 --> 00:37:51,878 Listen, we all have enemies. 864 00:37:52,182 --> 00:37:54,272 Personally, I have a ton. 865 00:37:54,446 --> 00:37:56,839 But I think we should all be fighting back against bullying. 866 00:37:57,231 --> 00:38:00,103 Many years ago, after some children at my high school 867 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:02,976 found out some very personal things about my medical history, 868 00:38:03,324 --> 00:38:05,631 they engaged in coordinated harassment. 869 00:38:06,066 --> 00:38:08,764 Nicknames, offensive limericks. 870 00:38:09,765 --> 00:38:13,073 While I was never able to successfully sue any of my classmates, 871 00:38:13,378 --> 00:38:15,641 I was filling up my sports car the other day, 872 00:38:15,815 --> 00:38:17,382 and who was pumping my gas? 873 00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:18,861 One of my bullies. 874 00:38:19,601 --> 00:38:20,646 [sipping] 875 00:38:20,863 --> 00:38:21,864 [deep dramatic tone] 876 00:38:22,561 --> 00:38:23,953 [footsteps approaching] 877 00:38:24,127 --> 00:38:27,000 Just goes to show you, justice finds a way. 878 00:38:27,174 --> 00:38:28,436 That's right. 879 00:38:28,610 --> 00:38:29,611 And I want your bullies to wind up 880 00:38:29,785 --> 00:38:31,134 pumping your gas. 881 00:38:31,352 --> 00:38:33,485 If your business is being unfairly attacked, 882 00:38:33,659 --> 00:38:35,138 you may be due-- 883 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:36,575 [male voice] ...old things lifted up again. 884 00:38:36,923 --> 00:38:39,055 The cycles would continue on each time, 885 00:38:39,229 --> 00:38:41,623 cleansing the liquid of toxins and-- 886 00:38:41,884 --> 00:38:44,452 [male voice] For only three easy payments of 19.99, 887 00:38:44,626 --> 00:38:46,149 enjoy the complete collected works 888 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:47,716 of the Hershey Experiment. 889 00:38:47,977 --> 00:38:49,588 [reading] 890 00:38:52,068 --> 00:38:53,679 Songs like... 891 00:38:54,114 --> 00:38:58,510 ♪ Oh, I can't keep on living But I'll never die ♪ 892 00:38:58,945 --> 00:39:02,688 ♪ I'm gonna live forever And Crypto-Numerology ♪ 893 00:39:02,862 --> 00:39:04,124 -♪ Is why ♪ -[ominous hum] 894 00:39:05,168 --> 00:39:07,301 ♪ Well, I'm gonna Leave my family ♪ 895 00:39:07,475 --> 00:39:09,347 ♪ And I'm gonna leave my wife ♪ 896 00:39:09,521 --> 00:39:10,957 ♪ I'm gonna finally stop ♪ 897 00:39:11,479 --> 00:39:13,089 [female voice] How can you be sure that you're getting 898 00:39:13,263 --> 00:39:15,962 the richest, strongest, and most delicious-- 899 00:39:16,136 --> 00:39:18,399 [female reporter] ...windows, no broken locks, 900 00:39:18,573 --> 00:39:22,316 no stolen items, and no signs of struggle. 901 00:39:22,490 --> 00:39:25,450 Another local establishment mourns as our city faces 902 00:39:25,624 --> 00:39:27,756 another heartbreaking disappearance. 903 00:39:28,540 --> 00:39:31,412 Join us this Sunday for WP8i's 904 00:39:31,586 --> 00:39:33,806 first-ever live interview 905 00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:36,591 with an anonymous source that believes he might know-- 906 00:39:36,983 --> 00:39:38,550 [upbeat, funky music] 907 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,988 -♪ Looking slick ♪ -Thanks. 908 00:39:42,162 --> 00:39:44,033 ♪ I'm jealous of all those New threads, buddy ♪ 909 00:39:44,207 --> 00:39:45,948 ♪ You could look This slick at ♪ 910 00:39:46,122 --> 00:39:48,124 ♪ Ahmed's Pawn And save some money ♪ 911 00:39:48,298 --> 00:39:50,083 ♪ So many different Distinct styles ♪ 912 00:39:50,257 --> 00:39:52,041 ♪ Your reaction Shouldn't be knee-jerk ♪ 913 00:39:52,215 --> 00:39:54,522 ♪ Winter jacket Sweaters, hats, and ♪ 914 00:39:54,696 --> 00:39:56,089 [man] Men-styled Afghans. 915 00:40:00,180 --> 00:40:03,313 ♪ So much new stuff In our inventory ♪ 916 00:40:03,488 --> 00:40:04,924 ♪ So many old clothes ♪ 917 00:40:05,098 --> 00:40:06,839 ♪ Now, what is the story? ♪ 918 00:40:07,187 --> 00:40:08,797 -[snaps fingers] -[magical whoosh] 919 00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:14,586 [male voice] Ready to experience the ultimate in luxury travel with our exclusiv-- 920 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,239 [guitar music] 921 00:40:16,936 --> 00:40:20,200 ♪ There's a man we thank And he's built like a tank ♪ 922 00:40:20,374 --> 00:40:23,464 ♪ And he calls The fortified mind ♪ 923 00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:26,772 -♪ The onward fortified mind ♪ -[ominous hum] 924 00:40:27,512 --> 00:40:30,906 ♪ The energy transfer But it never dies ♪ 925 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,779 -♪ The onward fortified mind ♪ -[static] 926 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,999 ♪ The onward fortified mind ♪ 927 00:40:37,522 --> 00:40:38,871 ♪ Oh, why do we ♪ 928 00:40:39,045 --> 00:40:40,394 [male voice] Imagine earning points on every 929 00:40:40,568 --> 00:40:42,701 purchase of $20 or more. 930 00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:45,878 Cardholders can use their points and receive other amazing-- 931 00:40:46,095 --> 00:40:47,662 [gentle music] 932 00:40:49,011 --> 00:40:51,405 After a night on the town, the kids are asleep, 933 00:40:51,579 --> 00:40:53,363 the babysitter's been paid, 934 00:40:53,538 --> 00:40:56,454 I've just taken a shower, and Frank's in the tub. 935 00:40:56,671 --> 00:40:59,108 And that's where he'll be staying till the police arrive 936 00:40:59,282 --> 00:41:00,806 due to my negligence. 937 00:41:01,110 --> 00:41:04,070 You see, I left my hair dryer on the side of the tub, 938 00:41:04,244 --> 00:41:07,290 and in about 20 seconds, Frank is gonna reach for the soap, 939 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:10,076 knocking the hair dryer in and electrifying the water, 940 00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:11,730 leaving me without a husband, 941 00:41:11,904 --> 00:41:13,296 and my family without any 942 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:14,950 -financial support. -[water splashes echo] 943 00:41:15,124 --> 00:41:17,736 With so many unpredictabilities in our community, 944 00:41:17,910 --> 00:41:19,868 be grateful you still have time 945 00:41:20,042 --> 00:41:23,002 to consider a life insurance policy with Steve Babbacock. 946 00:41:23,176 --> 00:41:24,612 Unlike old Frank over here. 947 00:41:24,786 --> 00:41:25,831 -[electric shock] -[Frank grunts] 948 00:41:26,179 --> 00:41:27,354 [upbeat, bright music] 949 00:41:28,224 --> 00:41:29,704 [female voice] What would you get if you squeezed 950 00:41:29,878 --> 00:41:31,358 the refreshing flavor of an orange 951 00:41:31,532 --> 00:41:32,838 into a nice, plump, sweet-- 952 00:41:33,012 --> 00:41:34,579 [upbeat music] 953 00:41:40,759 --> 00:41:42,064 [soft static] 954 00:41:48,462 --> 00:41:50,986 [female voice] And now, our WP8i special presentation. 955 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,597 [interviewer] Your anonymity is secure. 956 00:41:52,771 --> 00:41:54,424 Your voice will be changed for the interview. 957 00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:57,297 We will not be able to see any facial features. 958 00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,604 My first question is... 959 00:42:01,693 --> 00:42:03,825 ...are those who have gone missing dead? 960 00:42:04,086 --> 00:42:05,871 [static] 961 00:42:07,655 --> 00:42:08,700 [soft chuckle] 962 00:42:09,222 --> 00:42:10,528 [clears throat] 963 00:42:10,702 --> 00:42:12,138 Sir? 964 00:42:13,356 --> 00:42:16,838 -Can you hear me right now? -Mm-hmm. [clears throat] 965 00:42:17,056 --> 00:42:18,492 [interviewer] I just asked if the people who have 966 00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:20,015 -gone missing are dead. -Yes, can you... call 967 00:42:20,189 --> 00:42:21,669 an ambulance and bring me a water, please? 968 00:42:22,191 --> 00:42:23,497 -[interviewer] Yeah. -Quickly, thank you. 969 00:42:24,237 --> 00:42:25,586 Nice sandals. 970 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,153 -[clears throat] -[man speaking indistinctly] 971 00:42:27,327 --> 00:42:28,894 [interviewer] If you're not feeling well, then 972 00:42:29,068 --> 00:42:30,852 maybe we can start up again? 973 00:42:31,026 --> 00:42:33,638 Don't have a lot of time left, I would repeat your question. 974 00:42:33,812 --> 00:42:35,291 [interviewer] Okay, sure. 975 00:42:35,727 --> 00:42:37,467 I just asked if the people who have gone missing are dead. 976 00:42:37,642 --> 00:42:39,600 Death is a construct that any consciousness... 977 00:42:39,774 --> 00:42:41,036 -[ominous hum] -[clears throat] 978 00:42:41,210 --> 00:42:43,473 ...properly fortified can withstand. 979 00:42:43,648 --> 00:42:45,258 [interviewer] I'm sorry, but I don't-- I don't follow. 980 00:42:45,650 --> 00:42:47,869 Well, re-- regardless of whether you follow me, 981 00:42:48,043 --> 00:42:50,350 right now, it is harvesting your thoughts. 982 00:42:50,524 --> 00:42:52,526 -[clears throat] -[interviewer] Who's harvesting my thoughts? 983 00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:54,920 Something that's grown too powerful 984 00:42:55,094 --> 00:42:56,965 -to be battled in this dimension. -[ominous hum] 985 00:42:57,792 --> 00:42:59,054 -[clears throat] -[interviewer] Okay. 986 00:42:59,228 --> 00:43:01,404 Call the ambulance. Probably hurry up. 987 00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:03,102 -Probably should be here... -[man] Uh, they're on their way right now. 988 00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:04,973 [interviewer] Why exactly do you need the ambulance? 989 00:43:05,321 --> 00:43:07,149 -I don't. -[interviewer chuckles] 990 00:43:07,323 --> 00:43:08,760 [man] Just minor technical difficulties. 991 00:43:08,934 --> 00:43:09,761 [interviewer] Getting a headache right now. 992 00:43:09,935 --> 00:43:11,545 -[clears throat] -[static] 993 00:43:12,415 --> 00:43:14,722 It's almost the sound of a very power-- 994 00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:16,506 -[grunts] ...signal. -[hum increasing] 995 00:43:17,377 --> 00:43:21,816 Same power that will soon be coming for you. 996 00:43:22,774 --> 00:43:24,297 [man] Excuse me [indistinct] Hey, hey, hey! 997 00:43:24,471 --> 00:43:25,994 -[growling] -[man speaks indistinctly] 998 00:43:26,168 --> 00:43:28,170 [growling and hum intensify] 999 00:43:31,434 --> 00:43:32,435 [people screaming] 1000 00:43:32,914 --> 00:43:34,263 [man] Hey, you. Yeah, you. 1001 00:43:34,524 --> 00:43:35,613 You shooting the hoops. 1002 00:43:35,830 --> 00:43:37,353 You, just hanging around. 1003 00:43:37,876 --> 00:43:39,791 You guys feel like doing something fun tonight? 1004 00:43:40,705 --> 00:43:42,402 [ethereal choir] 1005 00:43:43,229 --> 00:43:45,492 ♪ Buffet Infinity ♪ 1006 00:43:46,014 --> 00:43:48,974 ♪ You could be one And it could be three ♪ 1007 00:43:49,148 --> 00:43:51,367 That's right, Buffet Infinity is back. 1008 00:43:51,541 --> 00:43:52,455 And we got your back. 1009 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:53,761 Right now... 1010 00:43:53,935 --> 00:43:54,936 [reading] 1011 00:43:55,807 --> 00:43:56,764 No way free! 1012 00:43:56,938 --> 00:43:58,244 [man] For real free. 1013 00:43:58,418 --> 00:44:00,463 [stuttering] F-- free! 1014 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:02,944 ♪ Buffet Infinity ♪ 1015 00:44:03,118 --> 00:44:06,556 ♪ Where you can have fun Wild and free ♪ 1016 00:44:06,731 --> 00:44:09,559 [man] Forget what adults are saying about Buffet Infinity. 1017 00:44:09,734 --> 00:44:11,997 You're a growing kid, and we're growing too. 1018 00:44:12,998 --> 00:44:14,652 [comic thuds] 1019 00:44:14,956 --> 00:44:17,829 We just grew a new arcade and executive play center. 1020 00:44:18,003 --> 00:44:19,961 Filled with dozens of awesome arcade games 1021 00:44:20,135 --> 00:44:21,528 with infinite possibilities. 1022 00:44:21,702 --> 00:44:23,312 So you could be blasting away at 1023 00:44:23,486 --> 00:44:25,097 strange interdimensional weird-- 1024 00:44:25,271 --> 00:44:27,577 Nah, they're just lonely, looking for a friend. 1025 00:44:27,752 --> 00:44:30,363 [man] Or go to distant worlds and explore anywhere you wanna go. 1026 00:44:30,537 --> 00:44:32,365 Oh, hey! What's going on in there? 1027 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:34,541 [man] Well, that's the one area that you should stay out of. 1028 00:44:34,715 --> 00:44:36,412 Because it's clearly labeled restricted. 1029 00:44:36,630 --> 00:44:37,544 Well, that makes sense. 1030 00:44:37,718 --> 00:44:39,285 [ominous hum] 1031 00:44:39,851 --> 00:44:42,070 ♪ Buffet Infinity ♪ 1032 00:44:42,375 --> 00:44:45,508 ♪ Stay out of places that You shouldn't be ♪ 1033 00:44:48,163 --> 00:44:49,469 [man] Oh, hey, what's the matter, Squidly? 1034 00:44:49,643 --> 00:44:50,775 Oh, I just don't understand 1035 00:44:50,949 --> 00:44:52,646 why so many adults would lie 1036 00:44:52,820 --> 00:44:54,387 about such an amazing fun place. 1037 00:44:54,561 --> 00:44:56,128 [man] Well, a lot of people feel threatened by 1038 00:44:56,302 --> 00:44:57,695 our fun atmosphere and great prices. 1039 00:44:57,869 --> 00:44:59,348 I don't know, I just-- I-- All these 1040 00:44:59,522 --> 00:45:01,568 allegations, they al-- they don't add up. 1041 00:45:01,742 --> 00:45:04,049 [man] That's why it's so important that you and I know the truth. 1042 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,791 Just like our 25 to 30 employees. 1043 00:45:06,965 --> 00:45:08,053 Each of them with their own address 1044 00:45:08,227 --> 00:45:09,576 and social insurance number. 1045 00:45:09,750 --> 00:45:11,012 But the adult media keeps saying that-- 1046 00:45:11,186 --> 00:45:12,710 that no one ever even sees them. 1047 00:45:12,884 --> 00:45:14,624 [man] Yeah, because they're working so hard. 1048 00:45:14,799 --> 00:45:16,061 They don't have time to be seen. 1049 00:45:17,976 --> 00:45:20,413 -♪ Buffet Infinity ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 1050 00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:23,808 ♪ Everybody's working Too hard to be seen ♪ 1051 00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:25,418 [man] Smash. Crash. 1052 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:27,289 Slide. Ride. 1053 00:45:27,463 --> 00:45:29,248 Hide. Slam. Bam. 1054 00:45:29,422 --> 00:45:30,379 Avoid restricted areas. 1055 00:45:30,553 --> 00:45:31,729 Into the fun. 1056 00:45:32,991 --> 00:45:35,167 [Squidly] But what if I-- But what if I get hungry again? 1057 00:45:35,341 --> 00:45:36,734 [man] Well, then you just go back. 1058 00:45:36,908 --> 00:45:38,213 And you grab another plate of 1059 00:45:38,387 --> 00:45:39,998 whatever you want from the buffet. 1060 00:45:40,172 --> 00:45:41,826 [Squidly] Well-- Well, there's only a certain 1061 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,523 amount of times I'm allowed to go from the buffet 1062 00:45:43,697 --> 00:45:45,917 to the arcade, to the arcade to the buffet 1063 00:45:46,091 --> 00:45:47,396 -to the place and into the buffet. -[man] No, no. 1064 00:45:47,570 --> 00:45:49,268 No, Squidly. Quite the opposite. 1065 00:45:49,442 --> 00:45:51,618 You can go back as many different times as you like 1066 00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:53,489 for as long as you like. 1067 00:45:53,663 --> 00:45:56,101 And then go back and you could do it all over again. 1068 00:45:56,275 --> 00:45:58,581 [Squidly] Wow, all the kids should just really come out to Buffet Infinity. 1069 00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:00,279 [man] Yeah, you're telling me. 1070 00:46:01,019 --> 00:46:04,152 [Squidly] Right now, while your mom is downstairs doing laundry. 1071 00:46:04,326 --> 00:46:06,807 [man] Or, Squidly, whatever she might be doing at the moment. 1072 00:46:06,981 --> 00:46:09,157 -[Squidly] Oh, yeah. -[man] Just make sure that you leave a note 1073 00:46:09,331 --> 00:46:10,332 -so she knows where to find-- -[Squidly] Knows where to find-- 1074 00:46:10,506 --> 00:46:11,899 [eerie sting] 1075 00:46:12,595 --> 00:46:14,510 [eerie hissing] 1076 00:46:27,132 --> 00:46:29,090 [ominous hum] 1077 00:46:33,181 --> 00:46:35,009 [overlapping eerie voices] 1078 00:46:38,839 --> 00:46:40,798 [Squidly echoing] Stay away! 1079 00:46:41,059 --> 00:46:42,277 [man] Did you say something? 1080 00:46:42,451 --> 00:46:44,105 [Squidly] No. No, no. 1081 00:46:44,279 --> 00:46:46,368 I didn't even mention anything inside. 1082 00:46:46,542 --> 00:46:48,980 [man echoing indistinctly] 1083 00:46:49,545 --> 00:46:51,634 [Squidly] No, I don't think they did. 1084 00:46:52,287 --> 00:46:53,680 I don't think so. 1085 00:46:54,072 --> 00:46:55,987 [man echoing indistinctly] 1086 00:46:58,424 --> 00:47:00,600 [eerie, high-pitched sting] 1087 00:47:02,732 --> 00:47:05,126 [Squidly] Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. 1088 00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:07,085 -[man] That's okay. -[Squidly] I-- I would never wanna make you 1089 00:47:07,259 --> 00:47:08,608 feel uncomfortable. 1090 00:47:08,782 --> 00:47:10,958 Because you're actually my best friend. 1091 00:47:11,176 --> 00:47:12,438 [man] Oh, my God-- 1092 00:47:12,655 --> 00:47:14,048 [lively music] 1093 00:47:15,876 --> 00:47:18,966 The first 48 hours is crucial when it comes to finding a loved one. 1094 00:47:19,271 --> 00:47:20,750 It's time that should be spent searching, 1095 00:47:20,925 --> 00:47:22,709 not dealing with your insurance company. 1096 00:47:23,231 --> 00:47:25,581 Like any good mother, I'm just trying to make the most 1097 00:47:25,755 --> 00:47:28,497 of the resources my husband left me after the accident. 1098 00:47:28,802 --> 00:47:30,891 But finding time in my busy schedule, 1099 00:47:31,065 --> 00:47:33,111 it's like finding a needle in a haystack. 1100 00:47:33,285 --> 00:47:35,417 Or finding two missing boys in a community 1101 00:47:35,591 --> 00:47:37,506 already overrun by disappearances. 1102 00:47:37,724 --> 00:47:38,986 [music continues] 1103 00:47:43,251 --> 00:47:46,559 With the police unresponsive and City Council sitting on their pussies, 1104 00:47:46,733 --> 00:47:49,867 it's up to parents and the individual to keep our community safe. 1105 00:47:50,041 --> 00:47:52,434 Steve Babbacock has fare compensation packages 1106 00:47:52,608 --> 00:47:54,784 delivered fast when you need them the most. 1107 00:47:55,089 --> 00:47:57,352 -Keep-- -[melancholic music] 1108 00:47:58,310 --> 00:48:00,529 [female voice] Westridge Book Fair is proud to present 1109 00:48:00,703 --> 00:48:02,923 our new memorial collection. 1110 00:48:03,489 --> 00:48:05,970 Honoring a local legend from our community 1111 00:48:06,144 --> 00:48:09,582 and his contributions to the world of science fiction, 1112 00:48:10,539 --> 00:48:12,237 neolinguistic research, 1113 00:48:12,454 --> 00:48:15,936 sensual massage therapy, and martial arts. 1114 00:48:16,241 --> 00:48:19,026 Enjoy the entire Serpent and the Starship series 1115 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:23,509 in a single bound collection, the way LPH would have wanted. 1116 00:48:24,292 --> 00:48:26,251 As well as the commemorative copies 1117 00:48:26,425 --> 00:48:29,558 of his grief counseling and new spiritualism work, 1118 00:48:29,732 --> 00:48:31,299 -[indistinct voice] -only while supplies last. 1119 00:48:31,996 --> 00:48:33,954 As the recently deceased author 1120 00:48:34,128 --> 00:48:36,914 wrote in the last passage of his final work... 1121 00:48:37,088 --> 00:48:38,916 [reading] 1122 00:48:46,314 --> 00:48:49,578 [male reporter] "...transferred. Witness me and see the truth. 1123 00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:51,841 The blood dawn is soon upon us all. 1124 00:48:52,277 --> 00:48:55,280 My only regret is with my sweet junebug, Abigail." 1125 00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:58,370 -The author wrote in the foreword to his final book, -[ominous hum] 1126 00:48:58,544 --> 00:49:01,677 and the only mention of his late daughter Abigail in any of his-- 1127 00:49:01,851 --> 00:49:04,724 [male voice] Two-acre property for under a thousand dollars a month. 1128 00:49:04,898 --> 00:49:07,031 At one of River Ridge Heights recently repossessed 1129 00:49:07,205 --> 00:49:09,381 or abandoned show homes, that dream could be-- 1130 00:49:09,555 --> 00:49:11,426 [female reporter] A state of emergency is now being issued 1131 00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:13,515 for all of Westridge Valley. 1132 00:49:13,776 --> 00:49:15,387 Nearly a hundred missing-- 1133 00:49:15,561 --> 00:49:17,911 ...is expected to be brought up as City Council convenes 1134 00:49:18,085 --> 00:49:20,044 to fast-track new legislation, 1135 00:49:20,218 --> 00:49:21,871 which would give it the power to overturn 1136 00:49:22,046 --> 00:49:24,222 business licenses if deemed ne-- 1137 00:49:24,396 --> 00:49:26,006 [soft static] 1138 00:49:27,529 --> 00:49:28,791 [male voice] Freedom. 1139 00:49:29,314 --> 00:49:30,663 [hopeful music] 1140 00:49:31,577 --> 00:49:34,058 Does it mean freedom from being attacked 1141 00:49:34,232 --> 00:49:36,147 by the fat cats on City Council? 1142 00:49:38,932 --> 00:49:41,543 Does it mean freedom from a biased media 1143 00:49:41,717 --> 00:49:43,067 targeting local business? 1144 00:49:43,850 --> 00:49:45,330 Does it mean freedom 1145 00:49:45,504 --> 00:49:47,810 for local business to do as they choose 1146 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:51,423 without being attacked by fanatics and religious zealots? 1147 00:49:52,467 --> 00:49:54,339 United... we are strong. 1148 00:50:03,652 --> 00:50:05,437 [male voice] A great mattress is firm 1149 00:50:05,611 --> 00:50:08,614 when it needs to be, and soft when it needs to be. 1150 00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:10,007 You wanna make a decision, 1151 00:50:10,181 --> 00:50:11,660 but you don't wanna take sides 1152 00:50:11,834 --> 00:50:13,532 'cause the wrong decision might cause pain, 1153 00:50:13,706 --> 00:50:14,968 of the lower back. 1154 00:50:15,490 --> 00:50:17,449 And it's hard to rest with everybody arguing. 1155 00:50:18,102 --> 00:50:20,626 -We believe in great mattresses at a great price. -[overlapping voices] 1156 00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:22,976 -And that's as much as we need to share. -[overlapping voices] 1157 00:50:23,150 --> 00:50:24,412 [female voice] Erodium seed mix. 1158 00:50:24,586 --> 00:50:26,893 Discount pancake mix. We ha-- 1159 00:50:27,067 --> 00:50:29,374 [female reporter] Believing death to be a man-made construct, 1160 00:50:29,548 --> 00:50:31,593 followers and fans are requesting the public 1161 00:50:31,767 --> 00:50:34,509 not to refer to the gathering as a memorial, 1162 00:50:34,683 --> 00:50:37,251 but a power reformation celebration. 1163 00:50:37,991 --> 00:50:39,645 Followers have sent our producers 1164 00:50:39,819 --> 00:50:41,864 a tape containing a music video tribute 1165 00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:44,606 to the author, to be released before the ceremony. 1166 00:50:45,129 --> 00:50:48,306 WP8i has elected to not show the music video 1167 00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,569 due to our City Council's recent bylaws 1168 00:50:50,743 --> 00:50:53,702 restricting adverts by newly formed and for-profit-- 1169 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,748 [lively, upbeat music] 1170 00:51:02,015 --> 00:51:05,497 ♪ Mad worlds ♪ 1171 00:51:06,150 --> 00:51:09,022 ♪ Will one day return ♪ 1172 00:51:09,892 --> 00:51:14,941 ♪ From the outer realms That will show you ♪ 1173 00:51:15,159 --> 00:51:17,596 [female voice] ...the thing about coming home to the neighborhood you love, 1174 00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:19,554 that makes you feel safe, 1175 00:51:19,728 --> 00:51:22,601 and that lets you know you live in the right place. 1176 00:51:22,905 --> 00:51:25,691 And there's a lot of people in your city who feel the same way. 1177 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:29,608 Like Westridge United for Independent Business Freedom. 1178 00:51:29,869 --> 00:51:31,000 -[ominous music] -Help us prevent 1179 00:51:31,175 --> 00:51:32,828 dangerous cult demonstrations 1180 00:51:33,002 --> 00:51:34,352 from being performed on public-- 1181 00:51:35,483 --> 00:51:39,313 ♪ The prayer glooms ♪ 1182 00:51:39,618 --> 00:51:42,838 ♪ Still be waiting Here for you ♪ 1183 00:51:43,883 --> 00:51:46,668 ♪ Before you're reborn ♪ 1184 00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,802 ♪ There is something We must do ♪ 1185 00:51:49,976 --> 00:51:51,934 [Ahmed] Recently, certain businesses in our community 1186 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:53,849 have been targeted by vandals. 1187 00:51:54,023 --> 00:51:56,069 Whether you're a customer or a friend of a customer, 1188 00:51:56,243 --> 00:51:57,418 this should concern you. 1189 00:51:57,592 --> 00:51:59,333 As things become more uncertain, 1190 00:51:59,507 --> 00:52:02,031 it becomes even more important to protect oneself. 1191 00:52:02,467 --> 00:52:05,122 I believe that if everybody stopped getting worried 1192 00:52:05,296 --> 00:52:07,211 about how certain restaurants operated, 1193 00:52:07,385 --> 00:52:10,039 or where certain second-hand merchants get their merchandise, 1194 00:52:10,214 --> 00:52:11,998 we'd live in a less dangerous world 1195 00:52:12,172 --> 00:52:13,391 -and a more accepting one. -[man] Uh, you're not 1196 00:52:13,565 --> 00:52:14,957 supposed to have that. 1197 00:52:15,523 --> 00:52:17,134 [lively, upbeat music] 1198 00:52:17,395 --> 00:52:19,136 [vocalizing] 1199 00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:21,834 Mosley? Mosley. 1200 00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:23,575 -Mosley. Mosley-- -Hush! 1201 00:52:23,966 --> 00:52:25,011 I'm on the phone. 1202 00:52:25,446 --> 00:52:26,621 Yes. 1203 00:52:26,839 --> 00:52:28,188 And tell them to double it. 1204 00:52:28,667 --> 00:52:30,364 And tell them that's what they get for messing 1205 00:52:30,538 --> 00:52:33,367 with Westridge United for Independent Business Freedom. 1206 00:52:33,541 --> 00:52:34,673 Goodbye. 1207 00:52:35,064 --> 00:52:36,109 [phone hangs up] 1208 00:52:36,805 --> 00:52:38,111 What? 1209 00:52:38,285 --> 00:52:40,113 Some family is blaming my nail salon 1210 00:52:40,287 --> 00:52:42,246 for their grandmother's disappearance. 1211 00:52:42,550 --> 00:52:44,291 Well, they're obviously faking it. 1212 00:52:44,552 --> 00:52:46,293 I know, but what do I do? 1213 00:52:46,467 --> 00:52:49,383 Sit back and watch the dollar signs roll in. 1214 00:52:51,559 --> 00:52:52,908 There are many reasons folks may wanna 1215 00:52:53,082 --> 00:52:54,519 fake their own disappearance. 1216 00:52:54,867 --> 00:52:56,085 Insurance money, 1217 00:52:56,260 --> 00:52:57,565 trouble with the criminal underworld, 1218 00:52:58,218 --> 00:52:59,524 difficulty with a partner... 1219 00:53:00,351 --> 00:53:02,179 Or just looking for attentions. 1220 00:53:04,877 --> 00:53:08,576 Call now and receive a free conceal-and-carry license while you're waiting. 1221 00:53:08,881 --> 00:53:10,187 Hey, City Council, 1222 00:53:10,361 --> 00:53:12,014 how about you put your curfew legislation 1223 00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:13,668 where the sun don't shine? 1224 00:53:14,016 --> 00:53:16,584 You know, up your fucking pussies. 1225 00:53:17,368 --> 00:53:19,326 ♪ Can't carry on ♪ 1226 00:53:19,848 --> 00:53:21,676 ♪ When there's Children crying ♪ 1227 00:53:21,850 --> 00:53:23,591 ♪ We can't carry on ♪ 1228 00:53:24,418 --> 00:53:25,985 ♪ We keep on dying ♪ 1229 00:53:26,159 --> 00:53:28,379 ♪ We can't carry on ♪ 1230 00:53:28,553 --> 00:53:30,076 [male voice] Hundreds of vehicles in our community 1231 00:53:30,250 --> 00:53:32,165 now repossessed or abandoned. 1232 00:53:32,731 --> 00:53:35,995 Our city calls out for a dealership they can trust. 1233 00:53:36,169 --> 00:53:39,085 I like fibbing and telling lies and... 1234 00:53:39,259 --> 00:53:40,304 Huh? 1235 00:53:40,869 --> 00:53:42,001 Uh-oh. 1236 00:53:42,828 --> 00:53:44,656 [male voice] Playing the blame game 1237 00:53:44,830 --> 00:53:47,224 when it comes to unfortunate coincidences in our city, 1238 00:53:47,615 --> 00:53:49,704 -hurts us all as a whole. -[wet thuds] 1239 00:53:49,878 --> 00:53:53,012 While serious accusations need to be taken seriously. 1240 00:53:53,795 --> 00:53:56,494 When you point the finger at someone else, just remember... 1241 00:53:56,668 --> 00:53:58,060 -[Professor] No, no! -[gunshots] 1242 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:03,109 ...there's three fingers pointed back at yourself. 1243 00:54:04,937 --> 00:54:06,373 [rapid gunfire] 1244 00:54:12,074 --> 00:54:14,207 ♪ Before it gets any stronger ♪ 1245 00:54:14,381 --> 00:54:15,904 ♪ We just carry on ♪ 1246 00:54:16,165 --> 00:54:18,472 ♪ Light a candle Light the fire ♪ 1247 00:54:18,820 --> 00:54:20,387 [bright, rock music] 1248 00:54:24,913 --> 00:54:28,352 [narrator] In a world where what you make makes you... 1249 00:54:28,526 --> 00:54:30,136 Listen, myself and some friends just started 1250 00:54:30,310 --> 00:54:31,703 this dumb buffet restaurant 1251 00:54:31,877 --> 00:54:33,748 and I happen to be a huge fan of yours. 1252 00:54:33,922 --> 00:54:35,402 And I just wanted to reach out 1253 00:54:35,576 --> 00:54:37,274 and let you know your sauce is really amazing. 1254 00:54:38,318 --> 00:54:39,885 [eerie rumbling] 1255 00:54:41,321 --> 00:54:43,454 -[woman chuckling] -You mean to tell me 1256 00:54:43,628 --> 00:54:45,238 that you've been laundering money 1257 00:54:45,412 --> 00:54:47,240 through your sandwich business? 1258 00:54:47,675 --> 00:54:50,765 And you've been doing drugs and alcohol? 1259 00:54:51,462 --> 00:54:54,552 Listen, I respect you as a woman and a business owner, 1260 00:54:54,726 --> 00:54:55,770 but this is not okay. 1261 00:54:55,944 --> 00:54:57,206 This is the mob. 1262 00:54:58,860 --> 00:55:00,558 [man] Who does this lady think she is? 1263 00:55:00,732 --> 00:55:03,256 [man 2] There's disrespect going unpunished. 1264 00:55:03,430 --> 00:55:05,737 We gotta show her what it means... 1265 00:55:07,391 --> 00:55:10,655 ...to be really Italian. 1266 00:55:11,003 --> 00:55:13,092 When you play with fire, you're gonna get... 1267 00:55:14,223 --> 00:55:15,660 [suspenseful music] 1268 00:55:15,834 --> 00:55:17,749 [heavy breathing] 1269 00:55:18,576 --> 00:55:20,621 [woman] What makes a perfect sandwich? People always ask me-- 1270 00:55:20,795 --> 00:55:22,188 -[overlapping voices] -What makes a perfect sandwich? 1271 00:55:22,362 --> 00:55:24,625 At least no one will know my secret. 1272 00:55:24,799 --> 00:55:26,061 [narrator] She may... 1273 00:55:26,235 --> 00:55:28,325 -[suspenseful sting] -[lively music] 1274 00:55:29,064 --> 00:55:30,501 [gunshots] 1275 00:55:31,589 --> 00:55:33,112 ♪ Carry on ♪ 1276 00:55:33,286 --> 00:55:35,593 ♪ We can burn it down Till we die ♪ 1277 00:55:35,767 --> 00:55:37,159 ♪ Carry on ♪ 1278 00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:39,248 ♪ Come and burn It down tonight ♪ 1279 00:55:39,423 --> 00:55:41,816 ♪ We just carry on, just ♪ 1280 00:55:41,990 --> 00:55:44,341 [female voice] ...feels like something very, very bad 1281 00:55:44,515 --> 00:55:46,212 is about to happen to you. 1282 00:55:46,386 --> 00:55:49,433 And a lot of other people very soon. 1283 00:55:50,259 --> 00:55:53,306 A better version of yourself would know what to do. 1284 00:55:54,481 --> 00:55:58,180 [voice deepening] If only that man you kept locked inside had a key. 1285 00:55:59,268 --> 00:56:01,053 And was able to release him-- 1286 00:56:01,227 --> 00:56:03,751 [male reporter] Aubrey Yu, Joaquin Townsend, 1287 00:56:03,925 --> 00:56:07,712 Elijah Velez, Ramon Reeves, Harold-- 1288 00:56:07,886 --> 00:56:09,366 [male voice] Are you tired of other cleaning brands 1289 00:56:09,540 --> 00:56:11,542 leaving baked-on and caked-on grime? 1290 00:56:12,020 --> 00:56:14,153 Imagine a spray that does what needs to be done-- 1291 00:56:14,327 --> 00:56:16,155 [woman speaking indistinctly] 1292 00:56:22,422 --> 00:56:24,381 [echoing indistinct voice] 1293 00:56:33,477 --> 00:56:35,609 [echoing voice intensifies] 1294 00:56:38,917 --> 00:56:41,485 [man] Something you're not gonna find in your fridge or pantry. 1295 00:56:43,051 --> 00:56:46,881 Maybe it's about time that you gave in to that mysterious flavor sensation. 1296 00:56:50,319 --> 00:56:52,974 Buffet Infinity's new Indian-style buffet. 1297 00:56:53,148 --> 00:56:55,934 Now open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. 1298 00:56:56,108 --> 00:56:58,415 That means juicy butter chicken all night. 1299 00:56:58,589 --> 00:56:59,938 And any-time naan. 1300 00:57:00,112 --> 00:57:01,461 Perfect for dipping, just like 1301 00:57:01,635 --> 00:57:02,984 any two great parts of a community. 1302 00:57:03,463 --> 00:57:05,552 Working together to create something awesome. 1303 00:57:05,726 --> 00:57:07,336 If you're not dreaming now, you will 1304 00:57:07,511 --> 00:57:09,208 when you try our famous chutney. 1305 00:57:09,774 --> 00:57:11,297 Basmati rice? 1306 00:57:11,689 --> 00:57:14,431 Have as much as you want for however long you want. 1307 00:57:14,605 --> 00:57:16,694 'Cause we have no plans on going anywhere soon. 1308 00:57:16,868 --> 00:57:19,044 Just leave plenty of room for expansion and growth 1309 00:57:19,218 --> 00:57:20,698 as we like to do. 1310 00:57:20,872 --> 00:57:23,265 In order to learn to serve you better. 1311 00:57:23,483 --> 00:57:26,443 And the same goes for those marching for Broadview Park right now. 1312 00:57:26,617 --> 00:57:29,054 We pray that your loved ones return home soon. 1313 00:57:29,489 --> 00:57:32,449 After your march, our staff of 18 to 20 people 1314 00:57:32,623 --> 00:57:34,320 with their own families and loved ones-- and social insurance numbers, 1315 00:57:34,494 --> 00:57:36,496 be honored to have you come by 1316 00:57:36,670 --> 00:57:39,368 and enjoy some of our butter chicken samosas on the house. 1317 00:57:39,543 --> 00:57:42,284 Just so long as we can dedicate the gesture to one that we lost. 1318 00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:45,418 Former colleague, friend, and proud Ital-- 1319 00:57:45,679 --> 00:57:47,289 ...oy local business. 1320 00:57:47,681 --> 00:57:50,902 We love to destroy local business. 1321 00:57:51,076 --> 00:57:52,991 We love to destroy-- 1322 00:57:53,165 --> 00:57:54,775 Excuse me, 1323 00:57:54,949 --> 00:57:57,604 I'm trying to have a seance and you are interrupting. 1324 00:57:58,475 --> 00:58:01,260 Well, it seems like you're the one disturbing the peace. 1325 00:58:01,521 --> 00:58:03,828 Wait, there's actually laws 1326 00:58:04,002 --> 00:58:06,657 against performing large-scale exorcisms? 1327 00:58:06,831 --> 00:58:08,572 In public spaces there is. 1328 00:58:11,183 --> 00:58:12,184 [deep dramatic tone] 1329 00:58:13,533 --> 00:58:15,404 Tensions are high, I get it. 1330 00:58:15,883 --> 00:58:18,756 But meddling with forces you couldn't possibly understand 1331 00:58:18,930 --> 00:58:20,497 isn't gonna get anyone their dad back. 1332 00:58:26,981 --> 00:58:29,810 [male reporter] ...have started making their way down Broadview Park. 1333 00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:33,684 Well, unconfirmed sources are saying some demonstrators... 1334 00:58:33,858 --> 00:58:34,989 [car passing by] 1335 00:58:35,163 --> 00:58:36,164 [ominous hum] 1336 00:58:38,558 --> 00:58:40,342 [ominous hum increasing gradually] 1337 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,304 [man] You won't be carrying around an empty belly 1338 00:58:45,478 --> 00:58:47,567 when you try our late-night lamb vindaloo. 1339 00:58:47,741 --> 00:58:50,657 Authentic Indian-style garden salad, anyone? 1340 00:58:50,918 --> 00:58:53,791 With fresh vegetables, hand-picked to reduce the possibility 1341 00:58:53,965 --> 00:58:55,706 of being infiltrated by questions. 1342 00:58:56,054 --> 00:58:58,056 [Carol] Disturbing instances among demonstrators... 1343 00:58:58,230 --> 00:58:59,753 [man] Yeah, alleged incidents. 1344 00:58:59,927 --> 00:59:00,928 [Carol] ...Highway 1. 1345 00:59:01,886 --> 00:59:04,410 Many with loved ones that have gone missing in the past-- 1346 00:59:04,584 --> 00:59:06,630 -[ominous hum] -[man] And in honor of those who've gone missing in our 1347 00:59:06,804 --> 00:59:08,109 community over the last several weeks, 1348 00:59:08,283 --> 00:59:11,156 all this can be yours for only 4.99. 1349 00:59:11,330 --> 00:59:12,940 4.99 per person, right? 1350 00:59:13,158 --> 00:59:14,594 -That is $4.99... -[static] 1351 00:59:14,899 --> 00:59:16,944 [overlapping indistinct voices] 1352 00:59:18,380 --> 00:59:20,295 Most authentic herbs and spices 1353 00:59:20,469 --> 00:59:22,167 -straight from the country of India. -[ominous hum] 1354 00:59:22,341 --> 00:59:24,517 But be careful not to overwhelm your palate with the palak 1355 00:59:24,691 --> 00:59:27,041 because of its spicy ingredients, it can cause pain. 1356 00:59:27,215 --> 00:59:29,348 And pain can cause suffering. Our wish 1357 00:59:29,522 --> 00:59:31,916 is to reduce our patrons' suffering as much as possible. 1358 00:59:32,090 --> 00:59:34,875 -As suffering is one order you can't really take back. -[ominous hum] 1359 00:59:35,397 --> 00:59:37,443 [male reporter] We're waiting for the emergency crews to arrive right now. 1360 00:59:37,617 --> 00:59:39,924 [indistinct shouting] 1361 00:59:40,185 --> 00:59:42,274 [Carol speaking over phone indistinctly] 1362 00:59:46,887 --> 00:59:47,845 [man] Yes. 1363 00:59:49,542 --> 00:59:51,065 [man] ...almost the right time for you to find 1364 00:59:51,239 --> 00:59:53,590 your way to Buffet Infinity today. 1365 00:59:53,764 --> 00:59:57,115 Unless you wanna lose your chance at this delicious Indian-style buffet. 1366 00:59:57,376 --> 00:59:59,639 Which includes everything that you've seen so far, 1367 00:59:59,813 --> 01:00:01,380 -as well as an enormous... -[loud static] 1368 01:00:01,554 --> 01:00:03,512 of other possibilities and option-- 1369 01:00:03,948 --> 01:00:05,645 [alert tone] 1370 01:00:06,167 --> 01:00:07,821 [female digital voice] The following message is broadcast 1371 01:00:07,995 --> 01:00:10,345 at the request of the Westridge City Council. 1372 01:00:10,519 --> 01:00:13,305 If you live in Westridge County or surrounding areas, 1373 01:00:13,479 --> 01:00:14,785 please stay in your home. 1374 01:00:14,959 --> 01:00:16,438 If you live within a two-kilometer 1375 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:17,962 radius of Highway 1, 1376 01:00:18,136 --> 01:00:19,616 please stay in your homes. 1377 01:00:19,790 --> 01:00:21,879 We, City Council and religious groups 1378 01:00:22,053 --> 01:00:24,403 have come together to coordinate a first-- 1379 01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:27,667 [man indistinct] ...at this authentic Mumbai street food. 1380 01:00:27,841 --> 01:00:29,495 Come alone or bring some friends. 1381 01:00:29,669 --> 01:00:31,802 There's benefits to bringing friends. 1382 01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:34,587 And the more friends you bring, the better the benefits will get. 1383 01:00:34,761 --> 01:00:36,720 ...more benefits you get. Benefits include-- 1384 01:00:36,937 --> 01:00:39,200 -[Carol speaking indistinctly] -[man] Hear some creaking of... 1385 01:00:39,374 --> 01:00:43,422 -It's, uh-- I can hear-- -[Carol] The creaking is the-- uh-- 1386 01:00:43,596 --> 01:00:45,250 [man] There' something coming out of the smoke. 1387 01:00:45,554 --> 01:00:47,165 -It's, uh... -[loud screeching] 1388 01:00:47,556 --> 01:00:49,733 [man] Access to our latest building expansion, 1389 01:00:49,907 --> 01:00:52,866 Buffet Infinity's 5.3 million 1390 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:54,694 square foot. What a-- 1391 01:00:54,868 --> 01:00:56,304 [loud screaming] 1392 01:01:01,962 --> 01:01:04,573 [man] ...sino and sleep facility opening very soon. 1393 01:01:05,052 --> 01:01:08,142 With thousands of different themes and styles of accommodation. 1394 01:01:08,316 --> 01:01:10,101 As well as a memorial wall to pay tribute 1395 01:01:10,275 --> 01:01:12,146 to any loved ones that you may have lost. 1396 01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:14,322 Eat up, then rest up. And then watch your favorite 1397 01:01:14,496 --> 01:01:15,672 television shows and movies 1398 01:01:15,846 --> 01:01:17,195 that you loved growing up. 1399 01:01:17,369 --> 01:01:18,979 Not as they are now. As they were 1400 01:01:19,153 --> 01:01:20,851 when they made you feel safe as a child. 1401 01:01:21,025 --> 01:01:22,983 And just go a little bit further up on that-- 1402 01:01:23,331 --> 01:01:24,898 [female digital voice] ...basement. Go to it now. 1403 01:01:25,072 --> 01:01:27,074 Secure all doors and windows of basement with tape. 1404 01:01:27,248 --> 01:01:29,947 Secure any area with cracks to the outside with tape. 1405 01:01:30,121 --> 01:01:31,862 Insulate area which may release 1406 01:01:32,036 --> 01:01:33,951 ambient sounds from outside with tape. 1407 01:01:34,125 --> 01:01:35,779 If any member of your family 1408 01:01:35,953 --> 01:01:38,782 asks to come inside secure area, do not trust them. 1409 01:01:38,956 --> 01:01:41,567 -[loud suspenseful sting] -[man echoing] See your own favorite memories. 1410 01:01:41,741 --> 01:01:43,221 Not as they were but as you wish 1411 01:01:43,395 --> 01:01:44,788 they had occurred when you were a child. 1412 01:01:44,962 --> 01:01:46,267 Excluding any moments that you wish to 1413 01:01:46,441 --> 01:01:47,355 keep hidden from your own mind. 1414 01:01:48,313 --> 01:01:50,445 And look into the minds of those who hurt you. 1415 01:01:50,619 --> 01:01:52,447 [echoing] After accusing you of copying, when 1416 01:01:52,621 --> 01:01:55,059 they themselves were guilty of copying you. 1417 01:01:55,233 --> 01:01:57,670 And spread rumors because they're jealous and lonely. 1418 01:01:57,844 --> 01:01:59,672 [voice continues echoing, indistinctly] 1419 01:02:03,023 --> 01:02:06,157 All because they feel your power and versatility as a restaurant. 1420 01:02:06,548 --> 01:02:08,855 [female digital voice] ...trust any further broadcast from this station. 1421 01:02:09,029 --> 01:02:12,554 Again, do not trust any further broadcast from this station. 1422 01:02:12,772 --> 01:02:14,643 Again, do not trust any further-- 1423 01:02:19,518 --> 01:02:21,259 [signal tone] 1424 01:02:23,435 --> 01:02:24,741 [signal tone] 1425 01:02:25,089 --> 01:02:25,829 [female digital voice] Wait further inst-- 1426 01:02:26,394 --> 01:02:27,265 [signal tone] 1427 01:02:27,439 --> 01:02:28,570 [static] 1428 01:02:30,355 --> 01:02:32,705 -[ominous hum] -[static] 1429 01:02:36,013 --> 01:02:38,450 [dramatic, synthwave music] 1430 01:02:39,451 --> 01:02:42,193 [deep male voice] Soon all will know my suffering. 1431 01:02:42,367 --> 01:02:44,543 All will know my suffering. 1432 01:02:45,849 --> 01:02:49,026 [voice deepens and distorts] 1433 01:02:56,424 --> 01:02:59,166 Soon all will know my suffering. 1434 01:02:59,340 --> 01:03:01,473 [Professor] Soon all will know my suffering. 1435 01:03:03,518 --> 01:03:06,173 Hey man, is something eating you? 1436 01:03:06,565 --> 01:03:08,523 I've just been trying to keep my mind busy and stuff, 1437 01:03:08,697 --> 01:03:10,787 especially with all the rumors in the media. 1438 01:03:10,961 --> 01:03:13,485 And on top of that, I haven't slept in months. 1439 01:03:13,702 --> 01:03:16,749 Hey man, would you like to chill out and listen to some tunes? 1440 01:03:16,923 --> 01:03:18,446 But with the economy how it is, 1441 01:03:18,620 --> 01:03:20,927 how will I find a stereo in my price range? 1442 01:03:23,451 --> 01:03:24,626 Well, here's the thing, 1443 01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:26,237 here at Ahmed's Pawn, we have 1444 01:03:26,411 --> 01:03:28,108 over 50 selections of radios. 1445 01:03:28,282 --> 01:03:30,502 All marked down by 25%. 1446 01:03:31,851 --> 01:03:33,984 -[knob clicks, then smooth music starts] -Oh, sweet. 1447 01:03:34,158 --> 01:03:36,508 Wow, how do we have so many in stock? 1448 01:03:36,682 --> 01:03:38,379 Don't worry about it. Worry about this bass. 1449 01:03:39,946 --> 01:03:41,948 Oh, man, my migraine is kind of clearing up. 1450 01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:43,820 Hell yeah. 1451 01:03:45,691 --> 01:03:47,780 [loud static] 1452 01:03:47,954 --> 01:03:49,782 [indistinct shouting] 1453 01:03:54,004 --> 01:03:55,005 -[knob clicks] -[static] 1454 01:03:55,179 --> 01:03:57,181 [upbeat music plays] 1455 01:04:03,317 --> 01:04:05,015 The sound quality is so good. 1456 01:04:05,189 --> 01:04:07,017 I would have never guessed it was previously owned. 1457 01:04:10,934 --> 01:04:12,022 -[music ends abruptly] -[ominous hum] 1458 01:04:12,718 --> 01:04:13,893 [woman on stereo] Hello? 1459 01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:15,764 Hello? 1460 01:04:17,288 --> 01:04:19,203 My name is V-- Veronica. 1461 01:04:20,465 --> 01:04:24,251 I've been walking for... days. 1462 01:04:24,425 --> 01:04:26,079 It's so dark in here. 1463 01:04:26,253 --> 01:04:28,081 I think we need something with a little bit more rhythm. 1464 01:04:28,342 --> 01:04:29,909 -Wait. -[Veronica] I don't know if you can hear me. 1465 01:04:30,083 --> 01:04:31,693 I think that's my aunt. 1466 01:04:32,346 --> 01:04:33,434 [male voice] Feeling cooped up? 1467 01:04:33,695 --> 01:04:34,740 Down in the dumps? 1468 01:04:34,914 --> 01:04:35,828 Pretty low? 1469 01:04:36,002 --> 01:04:37,221 Underground even? 1470 01:04:37,612 --> 01:04:40,093 There's no replacement for 100% f-- 1471 01:04:40,267 --> 01:04:41,442 [female voice] As healing. 1472 01:04:42,226 --> 01:04:43,401 As soothing. 1473 01:04:44,228 --> 01:04:45,446 As forgiving. 1474 01:04:46,795 --> 01:04:48,275 -As one-- -[static] 1475 01:04:48,449 --> 01:04:49,886 [male voice] ...doors to a new opportunity. 1476 01:04:50,103 --> 01:04:52,932 Open your doors to something spectacular. 1477 01:04:53,324 --> 01:04:55,413 Open your doors to the o-- 1478 01:04:55,587 --> 01:04:57,328 [male reporter] ...have look outside this morning. 1479 01:04:57,589 --> 01:05:00,722 Looks like the warm temperature is sticking around this week. 1480 01:05:00,984 --> 01:05:02,724 But don't tell the calendar that. 1481 01:05:02,986 --> 01:05:05,336 Ridgewood Valley is backed up till you get to Beltline. 1482 01:05:05,510 --> 01:05:08,513 Ridgewood East is steady all around Highway 1. 1483 01:05:09,731 --> 01:05:13,605 Your KSA News Morning starts right now. 1484 01:05:13,779 --> 01:05:14,823 [soft, lively music] 1485 01:05:20,351 --> 01:05:21,352 [music fades] 1486 01:05:24,659 --> 01:05:26,487 [digital rumblings] 1487 01:05:36,193 --> 01:05:38,021 [digital whooshes] 1488 01:05:40,284 --> 01:05:42,677 [deep whoosh] 1489 01:05:47,247 --> 01:05:48,596 [female voice] ...outside your door. 1490 01:05:48,901 --> 01:05:51,121 The possibilities are literally endless. 1491 01:05:51,686 --> 01:05:53,471 The people you can meet. 1492 01:05:53,775 --> 01:05:55,429 The sensations you can have. 1493 01:05:56,082 --> 01:05:58,563 The different forms of pleasure that are all guaranteed. 1494 01:05:58,737 --> 01:06:00,217 -[voice becomes faint] -[static] 1495 01:06:00,739 --> 01:06:02,349 [static] 1496 01:06:07,746 --> 01:06:09,966 [indistinct deep, distorted voices] 1497 01:06:18,104 --> 01:06:19,932 [male voice] Six months ago, if someone were to say 1498 01:06:20,106 --> 01:06:21,934 you'd be living underground by yourself-- 1499 01:06:22,108 --> 01:06:23,762 [female voice] Windows and doors taped up 1500 01:06:23,936 --> 01:06:26,678 from the top to bottom to block out perfectly natural ambience. 1501 01:06:26,852 --> 01:06:28,158 [male voice] Living without hope. 1502 01:06:28,462 --> 01:06:29,855 You miss your friends. 1503 01:06:30,029 --> 01:06:32,292 You miss your family. But most of a-- 1504 01:06:32,814 --> 01:06:34,207 [female voice] You miss yourself. 1505 01:06:34,947 --> 01:06:37,167 And with no one around for the better you 1506 01:06:37,341 --> 01:06:38,777 to keep you company, 1507 01:06:39,082 --> 01:06:40,474 it's hard not to feel 1508 01:06:40,648 --> 01:06:42,259 -a little lonely. -[stomach growling] 1509 01:06:42,433 --> 01:06:44,870 Even if he knows how to keep you safe. 1510 01:06:45,044 --> 01:06:46,915 To practice self-control. 1511 01:06:47,090 --> 01:06:49,135 Regardless of what the impulses are. 1512 01:06:50,136 --> 01:06:51,181 Or where they might-- 1513 01:06:52,269 --> 01:06:53,661 -[static] -[wind howling] 1514 01:06:55,098 --> 01:06:56,186 Things have changed. 1515 01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:58,057 But here at Westridge Auto, 1516 01:06:58,231 --> 01:06:59,972 things are still the same. 1517 01:07:00,451 --> 01:07:02,627 And we're still here for you and your family. 1518 01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:05,282 [male voice] We will be for a short time reintroducing... 1519 01:07:07,327 --> 01:07:10,243 That's right. No money down. No interest. 1520 01:07:10,417 --> 01:07:13,333 Immediate credit approval on all of our overstocked 1521 01:07:13,507 --> 01:07:14,987 second-hand inventory. 1522 01:07:15,857 --> 01:07:18,773 If I could somehow summon real superhero power. 1523 01:07:18,947 --> 01:07:20,645 It would be a great time. 1524 01:07:21,211 --> 01:07:23,691 [man] Have a big Thanksgiving dinner with all the fixings. 1525 01:07:23,996 --> 01:07:26,520 Only at Buffet Infinity. 1526 01:07:26,694 --> 01:07:28,522 Hey, you can come too, Uncle Reg. 1527 01:07:29,219 --> 01:07:32,918 Help yourself to our creamy oven-cooked mashed potatoes. 1528 01:07:33,571 --> 01:07:34,963 -Homemade giblets -[static] 1529 01:07:35,138 --> 01:07:36,356 with green beans. 1530 01:07:36,530 --> 01:07:38,402 Tasty vegetable pasta salad. 1531 01:07:38,576 --> 01:07:40,578 Made just the way Mom used to. With little bits of bacon. 1532 01:07:41,448 --> 01:07:43,146 Vegetable and beef noodle-style soup. 1533 01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:45,496 Made with the same recipe that your mom would use 1534 01:07:45,670 --> 01:07:47,585 when you'd have a cough or fever. 1535 01:07:48,107 --> 01:07:51,763 Imagine feeling that incredible relief and comfort only a child can feel. 1536 01:07:51,937 --> 01:07:52,938 -When they're with their mom-- -[static] 1537 01:07:53,112 --> 01:07:54,070 Afterwards, you'd be allowed to 1538 01:07:54,244 --> 01:07:55,636 return into your basement. 1539 01:07:55,810 --> 01:07:57,551 -We'd even supply you with-- -[static] 1540 01:07:57,725 --> 01:07:59,640 ...drinking water and a full stock of red passions. 1541 01:07:59,814 --> 01:08:01,468 [voice cutting off] 1542 01:08:01,642 --> 01:08:03,383 ...berry marzipan pie. 1543 01:08:03,949 --> 01:08:05,907 [man continues in background] Strawberry cream raspberry pie. 1544 01:08:06,430 --> 01:08:07,561 Chocolate cream pie. 1545 01:08:07,822 --> 01:08:09,607 [man continues faintly] 1546 01:08:10,042 --> 01:08:12,088 [continuous ominous hum] 1547 01:08:24,404 --> 01:08:26,624 Sprinkles. Dipped in chocolate. Dipped in sprinkles. 1548 01:08:30,149 --> 01:08:31,846 [ominous hum intensifies] 1549 01:08:45,686 --> 01:08:47,166 And it wouldn't be Thanksgiving 1550 01:08:47,340 --> 01:08:49,081 without our buttered corn on the cob. 1551 01:08:49,255 --> 01:08:51,562 We mean absolutely lam-- 1552 01:08:51,823 --> 01:08:53,694 [man continues in background muffled] 1553 01:08:54,042 --> 01:08:56,480 [continuous ominous hum] 1554 01:09:12,017 --> 01:09:14,324 [ominous hum intensifies] 1555 01:09:16,891 --> 01:09:19,416 [man speaking indistinctly, echoing faintly] 1556 01:09:29,295 --> 01:09:31,645 [ominous hum increases] 1557 01:09:41,307 --> 01:09:42,613 [eerie sting] 1558 01:09:42,787 --> 01:09:44,136 ♪ Things are getting weird ♪ 1559 01:09:44,310 --> 01:09:46,312 ♪ Things are getting scary ♪ 1560 01:09:46,486 --> 01:09:48,227 ♪ Things are getting Out of hand ♪ 1561 01:09:48,401 --> 01:09:50,011 ♪ Things are getting hairy ♪ 1562 01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:52,013 ♪ I'm scared for the future ♪ 1563 01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:54,277 ♪ I'm scared for my family ♪ 1564 01:09:54,451 --> 01:09:58,281 ♪ Don't totally understand Why I'm no longer sleeping ♪ 1565 01:09:58,455 --> 01:10:01,675 ♪ I'm getting pretty thin I'm watching lots of TV ♪ 1566 01:10:01,849 --> 01:10:03,851 ♪ And it's tryna Tell me stuff ♪ 1567 01:10:04,025 --> 01:10:08,160 ♪ I feel responsible and keep Saying I could be the one ♪ 1568 01:10:08,334 --> 01:10:10,554 [static] 1569 01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:18,779 [loud eerie sting] 1570 01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:24,045 Hi, I'm Mosley Rosin. 1571 01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:26,613 And I'll be honest, I'm a bit of a homebody. 1572 01:10:26,961 --> 01:10:29,181 I love being in my house, relaxing, 1573 01:10:29,355 --> 01:10:30,922 hanging with friends. 1574 01:10:31,705 --> 01:10:34,708 But did you know that if you spend too much time on your own property, 1575 01:10:34,882 --> 01:10:36,362 you could be potentially sued 1576 01:10:36,536 --> 01:10:38,190 for squatting in your own house? 1577 01:10:38,451 --> 01:10:40,671 Sounds unbelievable, but it's true. 1578 01:10:41,715 --> 01:10:43,587 Personally, I think it's something those fat cats 1579 01:10:43,761 --> 01:10:45,153 in City Council cooked up 1580 01:10:45,328 --> 01:10:47,373 just to dip their fingers in our back pocket. 1581 01:10:48,331 --> 01:10:50,724 If you haven't left your house in over two weeks, 1582 01:10:50,898 --> 01:10:52,509 you could be liable for up to thousands 1583 01:10:52,683 --> 01:10:55,381 in unpaid homeowners mobility enforcement funds. 1584 01:10:55,686 --> 01:10:57,818 So come on out and have a free consultation 1585 01:10:57,992 --> 01:10:59,820 with me, Mosley Rosin, today. 1586 01:11:00,604 --> 01:11:04,042 We'll sit down, have a drink, and just shoot the shit. 1587 01:11:07,437 --> 01:11:08,786 [sipping] 1588 01:11:39,686 --> 01:11:41,471 [muffled voice speaking indistinctly] 1589 01:12:00,751 --> 01:12:02,753 [man] Beef brisket, Eggs Benedict. 1590 01:12:03,231 --> 01:12:06,104 Sirloin steak, with your choice of eggs 1591 01:12:06,278 --> 01:12:08,193 and signature buffet omelets. 1592 01:12:08,585 --> 01:12:10,978 The country-style fried eggs and steak. 1593 01:12:11,239 --> 01:12:12,937 Sirloin or Wagyu beef. 1594 01:12:13,546 --> 01:12:16,593 Breakfast tacos, warmed up or al dente. 1595 01:12:17,245 --> 01:12:19,639 Breakfast Benny with T-bone steak. 1596 01:12:19,813 --> 01:12:22,947 Our marvelous Mars-event smashed potato fries. 1597 01:12:24,078 --> 01:12:26,298 Southwestern-style poutine. 1598 01:12:27,038 --> 01:12:28,779 Mild, medium, hot. 1599 01:12:28,953 --> 01:12:30,346 Or Mexican spicy. 1600 01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:33,958 [man continues faintly in background, muffled] 1601 01:12:34,132 --> 01:12:36,352 [continuous ominous hum] 1602 01:13:18,176 --> 01:13:19,743 [sipping] 1603 01:13:20,004 --> 01:13:21,571 [hum increasing gradually] 1604 01:13:23,137 --> 01:13:25,009 [ominous hum halts, then continues] 1605 01:13:29,448 --> 01:13:32,016 [man continues faintly in background, muffled] 1606 01:13:42,940 --> 01:13:43,941 [balls clack] 1607 01:13:46,334 --> 01:13:47,684 [clacking] 1608 01:13:57,128 --> 01:13:59,260 [man continues speaking faintly] 1609 01:14:04,831 --> 01:14:07,312 [ominous hum] 1610 01:14:08,182 --> 01:14:09,836 [wet squeaking] 1611 01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:15,451 [ominous hum increasing gradually] 1612 01:14:24,068 --> 01:14:26,462 [man continues faintly in background, muffled] 1613 01:14:57,493 --> 01:14:59,538 [high-pitched ringing] 1614 01:15:00,234 --> 01:15:02,672 [ominous hum intensifying] 1615 01:15:26,478 --> 01:15:27,958 [bright music fading in] 1616 01:15:30,003 --> 01:15:31,570 [sipping] 1617 01:15:35,574 --> 01:15:37,141 [static] 1618 01:15:40,666 --> 01:15:42,189 [eerie sting] 1619 01:15:42,363 --> 01:15:44,540 [overlapping voices] 1620 01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:50,850 Whoa! [chuckles] You just caught me 1621 01:15:51,024 --> 01:15:53,200 playing my favorite card game, Solitaire, 1622 01:15:53,374 --> 01:15:55,072 where it's, uh, best played alone. 1623 01:15:56,029 --> 01:15:58,902 Uh, usually I'd be bothered if there's nobody around 1624 01:15:59,076 --> 01:16:02,253 or there's no customers for the last several weeks, but I'm fine. 1625 01:16:02,514 --> 01:16:03,733 It got me some time to catch up 1626 01:16:03,907 --> 01:16:05,169 on some of my favorite hobbies. 1627 01:16:05,343 --> 01:16:06,692 Whoa, this is so great for you. 1628 01:16:07,475 --> 01:16:08,999 [struggling] This feels great. 1629 01:16:09,173 --> 01:16:12,306 ♪ Come on down To Ahmed's Pawn ♪ 1630 01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:16,397 ♪ We're still open if you Wanna trade supplies ♪ 1631 01:16:16,615 --> 01:16:17,616 [ominous hum] 1632 01:16:17,790 --> 01:16:19,096 If you feel like vegging out 1633 01:16:19,270 --> 01:16:21,098 in front of the booth tube that's okay too. 1634 01:16:21,533 --> 01:16:23,143 Televisions are 50% off. 1635 01:16:23,709 --> 01:16:26,582 And it comes with a complimentary piece of jewelry. 1636 01:16:27,452 --> 01:16:28,714 Oh, this is crazy. 1637 01:16:29,454 --> 01:16:30,586 I'm getting boxed in. 1638 01:16:31,108 --> 01:16:32,152 Or am I? 1639 01:16:32,413 --> 01:16:33,937 [loud static] 1640 01:16:40,247 --> 01:16:41,945 [deepened static] 1641 01:16:47,428 --> 01:16:48,952 [loud screeching] 1642 01:16:50,475 --> 01:16:52,999 [overlapping muffled voices] 1643 01:17:01,834 --> 01:17:03,531 [muffled female voice] And if you're not coming to us... 1644 01:17:03,793 --> 01:17:04,794 -[grunt] -[slaps] 1645 01:17:06,230 --> 01:17:07,579 [magical whoosh] 1646 01:17:07,753 --> 01:17:09,494 [loud, deep rumble] 1647 01:17:10,060 --> 01:17:11,931 [Ahmed] ♪ Get a book of Science fiction adventure ♪ 1648 01:17:12,105 --> 01:17:14,194 ♪ That's fascinating to read ♪ 1649 01:17:14,368 --> 01:17:15,979 Hmm, this book is great. 1650 01:17:16,153 --> 01:17:17,720 ♪ Complimentary With the purchase ♪ 1651 01:17:17,894 --> 01:17:20,070 ♪ Of any item Of personal security ♪ 1652 01:17:20,331 --> 01:17:23,900 ♪ Buy earplugs to Block out any sounds ♪ 1653 01:17:24,465 --> 01:17:26,598 ♪ Also, with the Purchase of a generator ♪ 1654 01:17:26,772 --> 01:17:28,687 ♪ Get two free DVDs ♪ 1655 01:17:29,122 --> 01:17:32,386 ♪ Come on down To Ahmed's Pawn ♪ 1656 01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:36,129 ♪ We're still open So come on down ♪ 1657 01:17:37,217 --> 01:17:39,437 -♪ Everything here's Good deals and ♪ -[ominous hum] 1658 01:17:39,611 --> 01:17:40,786 Shit, man, my bad. 1659 01:17:41,047 --> 01:17:42,396 [static] 1660 01:17:45,095 --> 01:17:46,749 [muffled male voice] ...hide from the sounds from outside, 1661 01:17:46,923 --> 01:17:47,967 would you believe it? 1662 01:17:49,926 --> 01:17:50,927 You miss your friends. 1663 01:17:51,101 --> 01:17:52,406 [overlapping indistinct voices] 1664 01:17:52,580 --> 01:17:53,886 [female voice] We're here. 1665 01:17:57,150 --> 01:17:59,805 And we're here together as one. 1666 01:18:05,158 --> 01:18:07,378 [overlapping indistinct voices intensify] 1667 01:18:09,946 --> 01:18:12,078 -[sobs softly] -[squishing] 1668 01:18:13,297 --> 01:18:15,038 [soft grunt] 1669 01:18:20,217 --> 01:18:21,958 [suspenseful hum] 1670 01:18:22,132 --> 01:18:23,133 [deep voice] You scared? 1671 01:18:24,917 --> 01:18:26,136 It's scared of you. 1672 01:18:27,398 --> 01:18:30,183 It knows that you have pow-- 1673 01:18:31,010 --> 01:18:32,403 [woman] Sounds like a bunch of stupid bullshit 1674 01:18:32,577 --> 01:18:33,970 a wayward spirit would come up with 1675 01:18:34,144 --> 01:18:36,842 to try to assimilate you for dark purposes. 1676 01:18:37,016 --> 01:18:38,539 And even worse, 1677 01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:40,150 once they've entered your body, 1678 01:18:40,324 --> 01:18:42,674 they can then accuse you of psychic identity theft. 1679 01:18:42,892 --> 01:18:44,154 And where would that leave you? 1680 01:18:44,328 --> 01:18:45,416 -God only knows. -[man in distance] Hey! 1681 01:18:46,634 --> 01:18:48,506 -Our minds are precious to us. -[man] Hey, hey! 1682 01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:50,551 And nobody knows that better than Steve-- 1683 01:18:50,726 --> 01:18:51,770 Hey, hey! 1684 01:18:52,510 --> 01:18:54,773 -Hey, hey! -Our minds are precious to us. 1685 01:18:54,991 --> 01:18:56,993 -And nobody understands that better than Steve-- -Hey. 1686 01:18:57,167 --> 01:18:58,385 Hey, hey! 1687 01:18:58,951 --> 01:19:00,300 Hey, hey! 1688 01:19:00,953 --> 01:19:02,041 Hey! 1689 01:19:03,695 --> 01:19:05,958 [chuckling] Hey! Hey! 1690 01:19:06,306 --> 01:19:07,307 Hey! 1691 01:19:07,830 --> 01:19:09,396 Hey! 1692 01:19:10,267 --> 01:19:11,485 Hey, hey! 1693 01:19:11,659 --> 01:19:13,052 [woman] By registering for my cognitive 1694 01:19:13,226 --> 01:19:14,358 -liability insurance -Hey, hey! 1695 01:19:14,532 --> 01:19:15,794 through Steve Babbacock, 1696 01:19:15,968 --> 01:19:17,578 -you can put your mind at ease -Hey! 1697 01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,015 -'cause you'll know your thoughts are secure -Hey! 1698 01:19:19,189 --> 01:19:20,712 -and safe from trespassing -[man] Hey! 1699 01:19:20,886 --> 01:19:22,496 -spirits that don't belong. -Hey, hey! 1700 01:19:23,454 --> 01:19:25,325 -Oh... Hey... -[static] 1701 01:19:26,544 --> 01:19:28,807 -Hey, hey, hey! -[static] 1702 01:19:28,981 --> 01:19:31,288 So I'm safe to focus on what's important to me. 1703 01:19:32,202 --> 01:19:33,943 Like what I'm gonna have for dinner tonight. 1704 01:19:35,031 --> 01:19:36,293 I'm thinking... 1705 01:19:36,815 --> 01:19:37,903 ...stroganoff for one. 1706 01:19:39,252 --> 01:19:41,515 -[indistinct muffled voice] -[static] 1707 01:19:44,475 --> 01:19:46,564 [loud static] 1708 01:19:46,782 --> 01:19:48,740 [deep indistinct voice] 1709 01:19:48,914 --> 01:19:50,698 -[ominous hum] -[Ahmed sobbing] 1710 01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:04,495 What the hell are you, man? 1711 01:20:05,626 --> 01:20:06,845 [deep voice] I am... 1712 01:20:08,325 --> 01:20:09,805 ...something. 1713 01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:12,546 Can you please get out of my employee and my store, please? 1714 01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:16,550 [deep voice] I will return this body once the harvest of our minds has ended. 1715 01:20:16,724 --> 01:20:19,118 All things will be as they once were, 1716 01:20:19,292 --> 01:20:21,991 -as soon as the final piece no-- -[eerie sting] 1717 01:20:22,208 --> 01:20:23,819 [male reporter reading] 1718 01:20:37,397 --> 01:20:39,269 [ominous hum] 1719 01:20:52,456 --> 01:20:55,546 [female voice] One bite and everything will be as it once was. 1720 01:20:55,807 --> 01:20:57,330 You will wake up as a child-- 1721 01:20:57,504 --> 01:20:59,593 -[ominous hum] -[heavy breathing] 1722 01:21:00,812 --> 01:21:02,292 [male voice] ...you even doing this for yourself? 1723 01:21:02,509 --> 01:21:04,424 [ominous hum] 1724 01:21:10,387 --> 01:21:11,867 [female voice] ...or are you doing this for him? 1725 01:21:12,432 --> 01:21:13,738 [ominous hum] 1726 01:21:20,005 --> 01:21:22,181 [male voice] A pretend version of yourself that you created 1727 01:21:22,355 --> 01:21:23,791 to keep your true desires in check. 1728 01:21:23,966 --> 01:21:25,315 [ominous hum] 1729 01:21:25,663 --> 01:21:27,099 [soft grunting] 1730 01:21:27,665 --> 01:21:29,449 [breathing shakily] 1731 01:21:32,017 --> 01:21:34,498 [female voice] Maybe it's time for him to feel your suffering. 1732 01:21:34,672 --> 01:21:36,326 [ominous hum] 1733 01:21:37,370 --> 01:21:39,111 [soft choking] 1734 01:21:40,069 --> 01:21:41,461 [grunting] 1735 01:21:43,942 --> 01:21:44,943 [splash] 1736 01:21:48,512 --> 01:21:51,254 The one trying to slowly drown you out of your own body. 1737 01:21:51,689 --> 01:21:53,386 [deep voice] I swear to you, 1738 01:21:53,560 --> 01:21:56,737 I have no interest in stealing anyone's body. 1739 01:21:58,087 --> 01:22:01,655 I will be returning this body once things are as they once were. 1740 01:22:01,829 --> 01:22:03,483 I just need to use this as a v-- 1741 01:22:03,657 --> 01:22:05,398 [gunshots] 1742 01:22:18,803 --> 01:22:21,980 I appreciate you coming by, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 1743 01:22:22,154 --> 01:22:23,590 [eerie sting] 1744 01:22:23,764 --> 01:22:25,070 [ominous hum] 1745 01:22:25,244 --> 01:22:27,029 [indistinct voices in background] 1746 01:22:27,203 --> 01:22:28,204 [eerie music] 1747 01:22:37,648 --> 01:22:39,476 [female voice] Maybe what is happening outside 1748 01:22:39,650 --> 01:22:41,130 isn't as bad as you think. 1749 01:22:41,434 --> 01:22:43,567 Maybe everyone... [indistinct] 1750 01:22:43,741 --> 01:22:46,178 And they've already woken up as children... 1751 01:22:46,526 --> 01:22:47,963 And they're all playing... 1752 01:22:48,833 --> 01:22:51,967 [indistinct voices continue in background] 1753 01:22:57,233 --> 01:22:59,061 [wet squelching] 1754 01:23:09,245 --> 01:23:11,987 [male voice] There's something inside that wants out. Whether it could be... 1755 01:23:13,249 --> 01:23:15,251 [female voice] The choice has already been made. 1756 01:23:15,425 --> 01:23:16,948 [ominous hum intensifying] 1757 01:23:18,776 --> 01:23:20,952 Grab a complimentary DVD player. 1758 01:23:21,126 --> 01:23:23,389 I am not looking for a bargain, 1759 01:23:23,563 --> 01:23:26,175 -No, go find another business -and I am not addressing you right now. 1760 01:23:26,349 --> 01:23:28,133 -that's currently open. Tell them about your message-- -We only have a few moments 1761 01:23:28,307 --> 01:23:30,353 before everything is merged into her. 1762 01:23:30,527 --> 01:23:31,963 I don't even know who you're talking about-- 1763 01:23:32,920 --> 01:23:35,749 [reporter] ...meanor and kind heart, Abigail June Hershey 1764 01:23:35,923 --> 01:23:37,708 was 11 years old when she was lost 1765 01:23:37,882 --> 01:23:39,797 to one of her father's experiments. 1766 01:23:40,015 --> 01:23:42,060 -[deep voice] No! -[reporter] An infinite return theory. 1767 01:23:42,234 --> 01:23:43,975 -[deep voice] Wait! No! -[reporter] A process involving-- 1768 01:23:44,149 --> 01:23:46,891 It's always dangerous till you figure out some-- 1769 01:23:47,065 --> 01:23:49,198 [female voice] From fraud to human sacrifice, 1770 01:23:49,372 --> 01:23:51,809 from murder t-- to other allegations. 1771 01:23:52,244 --> 01:23:54,855 All pale in comparison to the infinite 1772 01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:57,119 -torturing experience of his own daughter. -[deep voice] That is not true! 1773 01:23:57,293 --> 01:23:59,295 I love my daughter more than you could ever-- 1774 01:23:59,469 --> 01:24:01,601 [loud static] 1775 01:24:01,775 --> 01:24:04,126 [Langdon screaming indistinctly] 1776 01:24:05,910 --> 01:24:09,000 [voices overlapping with loud static] 1777 01:24:14,353 --> 01:24:17,095 [indistinct] ...understand! 1778 01:24:17,269 --> 01:24:19,576 There just wasn't any way for me to know... 1779 01:24:20,794 --> 01:24:23,493 ...what she was going to turn herself into. 1780 01:24:24,755 --> 01:24:26,583 [Ahmed screams nervously] 1781 01:24:27,714 --> 01:24:28,759 No... 1782 01:24:28,933 --> 01:24:31,153 [speaking in foreign language] 1783 01:24:31,979 --> 01:24:33,546 [digital growling] 1784 01:24:38,290 --> 01:24:41,598 [male voice] Laid in the darkness, to watch civilizations rise and fall. 1785 01:24:41,989 --> 01:24:45,776 Feel the pain of galaxies as they explode from nothing, then wither back again. 1786 01:24:46,211 --> 01:24:48,126 Soon, all will know we're suffering. 1787 01:24:48,300 --> 01:24:51,477 [deepened voice] And everyone will feast! 1788 01:24:52,478 --> 01:24:55,655 [normal voice] Is it time for me to kill you again already, Skinwalker? 1789 01:24:55,916 --> 01:24:57,440 I-- I don't-- 1790 01:24:57,614 --> 01:24:59,006 Maybe I should wait for my kingdom to reach 1791 01:24:59,181 --> 01:25:00,747 -the realms that you've bent. -[gunshot] 1792 01:25:01,270 --> 01:25:04,403 I am no longer what I once was. 1793 01:25:04,577 --> 01:25:06,362 -[distorted voice] Well, I am no longer a child. -[gunshot] 1794 01:25:06,536 --> 01:25:08,015 You once promised the darkness. 1795 01:25:08,190 --> 01:25:09,234 [Langdon] Please, please. 1796 01:25:10,148 --> 01:25:11,671 Please, stop! 1797 01:25:11,845 --> 01:25:13,499 For one who doesn't believe in death, 1798 01:25:13,673 --> 01:25:15,197 it sure seems to follow... 1799 01:25:15,371 --> 01:25:16,937 ...you around quite often, Skinwalker. 1800 01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:19,114 Don't have to do this, Abigail. 1801 01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:22,769 There is no one here by the name of Abigail. 1802 01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:25,163 There is a vessel to eternal satisfaction. 1803 01:25:25,337 --> 01:25:26,773 Don't-- stop this, please! 1804 01:25:26,947 --> 01:25:28,558 In a menu that is out of this world. 1805 01:25:28,993 --> 01:25:29,907 We can work together. 1806 01:25:30,081 --> 01:25:31,996 There is a grand name 1807 01:25:32,170 --> 01:25:33,824 -that swallows its vines. -No, no! 1808 01:25:33,998 --> 01:25:35,608 It assures the highest quality-- 1809 01:25:35,782 --> 01:25:37,436 Dining experience. 1810 01:25:37,697 --> 01:25:39,221 -Death is not the end! -Forever growing. 1811 01:25:42,485 --> 01:25:43,790 Forever expanded. 1812 01:25:44,051 --> 01:25:45,792 And for larger locations. 1813 01:25:46,663 --> 01:25:48,665 [ominous hum] 1814 01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:50,406 [female voice] It's not a burger! 1815 01:25:50,580 --> 01:25:52,016 It's three slices of onions, 1816 01:25:52,190 --> 01:25:54,192 a pickle, mustard, American cheese... 1817 01:25:54,366 --> 01:25:56,238 [wet growling] 1818 01:25:56,412 --> 01:25:58,370 [muffled deepened indistinct voice] 1819 01:26:00,764 --> 01:26:01,808 [gasps] 1820 01:26:03,549 --> 01:26:06,117 [choking, then heavy breathing] 1821 01:26:06,291 --> 01:26:07,727 [growling] 1822 01:26:08,250 --> 01:26:09,860 [struggling] 1823 01:26:13,559 --> 01:26:15,344 [screaming] 1824 01:26:20,392 --> 01:26:23,917 [muffled indistinct voices] 1825 01:26:24,440 --> 01:26:26,311 [screaming and growling continue] 1826 01:26:27,007 --> 01:26:29,358 [voices and hum increasing] 1827 01:26:47,854 --> 01:26:49,204 [noise halts] 1828 01:26:50,422 --> 01:26:52,119 [voices and growling resume] 1829 01:26:52,294 --> 01:26:54,209 -[wet squelching] -[screaming] 1830 01:26:57,124 --> 01:26:58,778 [wet, loud splashing] 1831 01:26:59,779 --> 01:27:00,998 -[thud] -[choking] 1832 01:27:03,827 --> 01:27:05,437 [splashes] 1833 01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:17,275 [upbeat, synth music] 1834 01:27:30,245 --> 01:27:34,945 ♪ Here, the walls You're building are maze ♪ 1835 01:27:37,948 --> 01:27:42,300 ♪ We're the ones that came Here in your place ♪ 1836 01:27:43,040 --> 01:27:45,912 ♪ Just around any place ♪ 1837 01:27:46,783 --> 01:27:49,264 ♪ Is this even here? ♪ 1838 01:27:50,221 --> 01:27:51,353 ♪ On Earth ♪ 1839 01:27:51,918 --> 01:27:53,572 ♪ Tonight ♪ 1840 01:27:54,181 --> 01:27:58,142 ♪ Coming to the li-i-i-i-i ♪ 1841 01:27:58,664 --> 01:28:00,971 ♪ Come on out tonight ♪ 1842 01:28:02,189 --> 01:28:05,932 ♪ We've already been here Now we want to be free ♪ 1843 01:28:06,106 --> 01:28:08,935 ♪ Come on out tonight ♪ 1844 01:28:09,849 --> 01:28:13,288 ♪ Gonna break out Of this city ♪ 1845 01:28:13,549 --> 01:28:15,899 ♪ Come on out tonight ♪ 1846 01:28:17,248 --> 01:28:20,773 ♪ We've already been here Now we want to be free ♪ 1847 01:28:20,947 --> 01:28:23,080 ♪ Come on out tonight ♪ 1848 01:28:23,254 --> 01:28:24,734 [vocalizing] 1849 01:28:24,908 --> 01:28:27,954 ♪ Gonna break out Of this city ♪ 1850 01:28:28,433 --> 01:28:32,568 ♪ Why is local news Lying to your face? ♪ 1851 01:28:35,875 --> 01:28:40,532 ♪ They're the ones who Don't leave any trace ♪ 1852 01:28:41,272 --> 01:28:44,275 ♪ Destroying local business ♪ 1853 01:28:44,928 --> 01:28:47,539 ♪ But you could be right here ♪ 1854 01:28:48,453 --> 01:28:50,281 [thunder roaring] 1855 01:28:50,455 --> 01:28:52,065 [song continues, muffled] 1856 01:29:03,729 --> 01:29:05,340 [ominous hum] 1857 01:29:15,828 --> 01:29:17,569 [thunder roaring] 1858 01:29:18,962 --> 01:29:20,703 [music continues in normal volume] 1859 01:29:21,443 --> 01:29:23,401 ♪ Come on out tonight ♪ 1860 01:29:23,575 --> 01:29:25,229 ♪ Come on out tonight ♪ 1861 01:29:25,403 --> 01:29:28,580 ♪ Everyone you know Is already waiting ♪ 1862 01:29:28,754 --> 01:29:30,887 ♪ Come on out tonight ♪ 1863 01:29:31,061 --> 01:29:32,628 [singer vocalizing] 1864 01:29:32,802 --> 01:29:35,805 ♪ The grow-and-be-more Is waiting ♪ 1865 01:29:36,414 --> 01:29:38,329 ♪ Come on out tonight ♪ 1866 01:29:38,503 --> 01:29:40,200 [singer vocalizing] 1867 01:29:40,462 --> 01:29:43,726 ♪ We're gonna wise up the Jealous and lonely ♪ 1868 01:29:44,030 --> 01:29:45,771 ♪ Come on out tonight ♪ 1869 01:29:45,945 --> 01:29:47,599 ♪ Come on out tonight ♪ 1870 01:29:47,773 --> 01:29:51,081 ♪ They're trying to destroy Local business ♪ 1871 01:29:51,255 --> 01:29:53,518 ♪ Come on out tonight ♪ 1872 01:29:54,954 --> 01:29:58,001 ♪ We're all waiting Waiting for you ♪ 1873 01:29:58,175 --> 01:30:00,395 -[song ends abruptly] -[static] 1874 01:30:04,964 --> 01:30:07,010 -[ominous hum] -[soft rock music] 1875 01:31:45,761 --> 01:31:48,415 [music distorts and turns into synthwave] 1876 01:32:36,768 --> 01:32:37,769 [music fades]