1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:01,384 --> 00:00:05,082 Well, Judith, you can't have it both ways. 2 00:00:07,362 --> 00:00:09,758 No, if you want to stay in that house, 3 00:00:09,759 --> 00:00:13,371 and drive that car, then I have to live here to save money. 4 00:00:13,372 --> 00:00:18,104 No. I don't agree that he's a bad influence on Jake. 5 00:00:21,012 --> 00:00:23,344 Uncle Charlie, I understand the point spread, 6 00:00:23,344 --> 00:00:26,611 but I'm still confused about the vig. 7 00:00:26,957 --> 00:00:28,075 Okay. 8 00:00:28,076 --> 00:00:31,304 Vig is short for vigorish, and it means the percentage you pay 9 00:00:31,305 --> 00:00:34,691 -to a bookie to take your bet. -So it's better to be a bookie. 10 00:00:34,692 --> 00:00:37,173 My little boy is growing up. 11 00:00:38,241 --> 00:00:39,454 Judith, hang on. 12 00:00:39,455 --> 00:00:42,491 I have got to stop you here, because right at this very minute, 13 00:00:42,492 --> 00:00:46,219 I am watching Charlie help Jake with math. 14 00:00:47,607 --> 00:00:51,730 Well, go ahead and call your lawyers, but I think I am well within my rights here. 15 00:00:51,731 --> 00:00:55,917 Well, I don't know what Jake is telling you about Charlie's dates, 16 00:00:55,918 --> 00:00:59,050 but he is a kid, and he blows things out of proportion. 17 00:00:59,051 --> 00:01:02,116 Well, if by nude swimming you mean, 18 00:01:02,151 --> 00:01:05,759 she had no bathing suit on whatsoever, 19 00:01:05,891 --> 00:01:08,286 then that never happened. 20 00:01:27,947 --> 00:01:32,306 I can see the clothes hamper was a wise purchase. 21 00:01:33,765 --> 00:01:38,402 -Berta? -No, it's Liz Hurley, but I'm holding water. 22 00:01:38,656 --> 00:01:41,053 I'm still sleeping here. Could you come back in a little while? 23 00:01:41,054 --> 00:01:43,131 I could, or you could get your pampered ass 24 00:01:43,132 --> 00:01:45,145 out of bed and let me do my demeaning job 25 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:47,981 and get on with my hellish life. 26 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:51,665 Excuse me, Berta, but last time I checked, you work for me. 27 00:01:51,666 --> 00:01:55,230 So I'll get up when I'm good and ready. 28 00:01:58,156 --> 00:02:01,039 Sorry I had to pull rank on you. 29 00:02:05,827 --> 00:02:08,926 -Berta, for God's sake! -Hey, do you want clean towels? 30 00:02:08,927 --> 00:02:11,644 -But I'm trying to do something here. -So do it. 31 00:02:11,645 --> 00:02:14,040 Well, I can't do it now. 32 00:02:17,718 --> 00:02:18,900 Is something wrong? 33 00:02:18,901 --> 00:02:21,809 I mean, beyond the usual demeaning-job hellish-life stuff? 34 00:02:21,810 --> 00:02:23,471 Do you really want to know? 35 00:02:23,472 --> 00:02:26,285 No, but I'm up and my bed's gone. 36 00:02:26,286 --> 00:02:29,289 Okay. So I told you about my daughter, right? 37 00:02:29,290 --> 00:02:31,494 -You have a daughter? -I have three. 38 00:02:31,495 --> 00:02:33,890 Three? Wow. 39 00:02:34,692 --> 00:02:38,927 You gotta start learning to say no, little lady. 40 00:02:40,798 --> 00:02:42,107 Hey, Berta. Morning. 41 00:02:42,108 --> 00:02:45,943 Now, you know I hate to criticize, but the coffee filters you've been buying 42 00:02:45,944 --> 00:02:48,277 have chemicals in them. 43 00:02:48,278 --> 00:02:50,673 And I love it! 44 00:02:51,155 --> 00:02:53,550 Get out of my way. 45 00:02:54,927 --> 00:02:59,544 -What's wrong with her? -Apparently she has children. 46 00:03:00,137 --> 00:03:03,141 And one of them showed up last night and left her little girl, 47 00:03:03,142 --> 00:03:04,995 who I have to drag with me everywhere 48 00:03:04,996 --> 00:03:07,041 because I can't leave her alone in the house. 49 00:03:07,042 --> 00:03:08,734 -So you brought her here? -Yeah. 50 00:03:08,735 --> 00:03:11,140 Is that gonna be a problem? 51 00:03:11,612 --> 00:03:12,955 -No. -That's wonderful. 52 00:03:12,955 --> 00:03:15,224 -Happy to have her. -Yeah. 53 00:03:15,225 --> 00:03:17,589 -So where is she? -She's playing with Jake. 54 00:03:17,590 --> 00:03:19,187 Good. A little playmate for Jake. 55 00:03:19,188 --> 00:03:21,265 That'll give him something to do for today. 56 00:03:21,266 --> 00:03:23,695 I hope they're quiet 'cause I got a lot of work to do. 57 00:03:23,696 --> 00:03:27,576 Nana, did you throw out my cigarettes again? 58 00:03:30,504 --> 00:03:32,899 -Dear God! -Oh, hell! 59 00:03:33,701 --> 00:03:35,458 Prudence, you're 16 years old. 60 00:03:35,459 --> 00:03:39,007 You want to end up on a breathing machine like your Uncle Chick? 61 00:03:39,008 --> 00:03:42,011 -Mom lets me smoke. -Well, why didn't you say so? 62 00:03:42,012 --> 00:03:44,472 No reason I shouldn't trust the judgment of a woman 63 00:03:44,473 --> 00:03:49,204 who's off selling bootleg Metallica t-shirts at a monster truck rally. 64 00:03:49,205 --> 00:03:51,409 Mom sounds like a real go-getter. 65 00:03:51,410 --> 00:03:53,551 So what am I supposed to do here all day? 66 00:03:53,552 --> 00:03:56,140 You're supposed to help me clean, that's what. Here. 67 00:03:56,141 --> 00:03:58,775 You can start with his toilet. 68 00:04:01,416 --> 00:04:03,556 Hi. 69 00:04:03,557 --> 00:04:06,205 -I'm Alan. -Hi, Alan. 70 00:04:07,809 --> 00:04:10,333 What kind of car do you drive? 71 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:14,607 -A Volvo station wagon. -What do you got? 72 00:04:16,568 --> 00:04:19,403 I got nothing. Not a damn thing. 73 00:04:19,699 --> 00:04:22,288 Hey, Prudence, I set up my Xbox. You ready to play? 74 00:04:22,289 --> 00:04:24,952 -Sure. -Get to work, Prudence! 75 00:04:25,678 --> 00:04:29,219 Maybe later, handsome. Stupid old woman. 76 00:04:31,304 --> 00:04:33,699 Isn't she wonderful? 77 00:04:35,299 --> 00:04:37,694 -Dear God. -Oh, hell. 78 00:04:51,122 --> 00:04:54,744 Well, I'd better get started on that work 79 00:04:58,027 --> 00:05:01,122 I have...to do. 80 00:05:03,397 --> 00:05:07,402 Yeah, I gotta catch up on some paperwork that 81 00:05:07,425 --> 00:05:10,324 has to do with the office. 82 00:05:14,937 --> 00:05:17,370 -Oh, yeah. Your job. -Yeah. 83 00:05:21,011 --> 00:05:23,406 Your chiropractor job. 84 00:05:23,568 --> 00:05:28,329 Yeah and you'll be, what, you'll be writing a jingle? 85 00:05:29,609 --> 00:05:33,598 Yeah. Potato chips. You know, the... 86 00:05:34,788 --> 00:05:37,183 The ones in the can. 87 00:05:37,249 --> 00:05:39,644 Yeah. 88 00:05:39,646 --> 00:05:42,041 I like those. 89 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:52,494 All right, then. 90 00:05:53,712 --> 00:05:58,441 -I'm gonna go over to the piano now. -Yeah, and I'm gonna go to the 91 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:01,755 kitchen and... Yeah. 92 00:06:20,020 --> 00:06:22,415 Hey, you play piano? 93 00:06:26,188 --> 00:06:28,583 Yes. 94 00:06:36,801 --> 00:06:39,196 You're pretty good. 95 00:06:40,158 --> 00:06:41,308 Thanks. 96 00:06:41,309 --> 00:06:44,785 -Are you in a band? -No. 97 00:06:45,624 --> 00:06:49,235 I used to go out with a bass player. He wrote this beautiful song for me, 98 00:06:49,236 --> 00:06:51,631 called Dear Prudence. 99 00:06:54,350 --> 00:06:58,313 Yeah, that sounds like something a bass player would do. 100 00:06:58,314 --> 00:07:01,669 You know, I've always wanted to play the piano. 101 00:07:01,670 --> 00:07:05,397 Do you think you could teach me something? 102 00:07:06,146 --> 00:07:08,934 Nope, nothing, not a damn thing. 103 00:07:10,781 --> 00:07:14,039 So, do you have a girlfriend? 104 00:07:14,170 --> 00:07:17,109 Me? Oh, yeah. Big-time girlfriend. 105 00:07:17,110 --> 00:07:19,091 We're practically engaged. 106 00:07:19,092 --> 00:07:21,425 Prudence, he's old enough to be your father. 107 00:07:21,426 --> 00:07:24,644 And knowing your mother, he might be. 108 00:07:25,101 --> 00:07:29,570 -Just wash the damn windows. -I'm not your father. 109 00:07:32,390 --> 00:07:35,138 How do you stand her? She's such a bitch. 110 00:07:35,139 --> 00:07:37,887 Don't talk like that about your grandmother. 111 00:07:37,888 --> 00:07:42,330 Hey, you don't know her. She's all sweet and nice with you. 112 00:07:42,331 --> 00:07:44,567 Yeah. 113 00:07:44,568 --> 00:07:46,963 She's a real gumdrop. 114 00:07:47,605 --> 00:07:52,559 My point is, you've gotta respect her because she loves you and 115 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:57,168 I've seen her pick up the stove to vacuum under it. 116 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:59,208 Oh, hey, look! 117 00:07:59,209 --> 00:08:01,642 There's Rose, my girlfriend. 118 00:08:03,589 --> 00:08:05,984 Come on in, baby. 119 00:08:06,976 --> 00:08:09,371 Okay. 120 00:08:09,853 --> 00:08:14,232 Rose, this is Berta's 16-year-old granddaughter, Prudence. 121 00:08:14,233 --> 00:08:21,131 Prudence, this is my girlfriend, who I'm free to take across state lines, Rose. 122 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:29,488 -Wow, look at that kiss! -What? 123 00:08:29,928 --> 00:08:32,323 Oh, thank God. 124 00:08:33,253 --> 00:08:35,393 Berta, does Prudence have a boyfriend? 125 00:08:35,394 --> 00:08:37,408 Oh, honey, don't get me started. 126 00:08:37,409 --> 00:08:38,654 What does that mean? 127 00:08:38,655 --> 00:08:41,883 It means if she gets a high-school diploma before she gets a baby, 128 00:08:41,884 --> 00:08:45,275 she'll be the first one in the family. 129 00:08:46,039 --> 00:08:48,020 I'm thirsty. What's to drink? 130 00:08:48,021 --> 00:08:50,865 The Cransylvania Goofy Juice is mine, but you can have one. 131 00:08:50,866 --> 00:08:52,655 Oh, thanks, handsome. 132 00:08:52,655 --> 00:08:54,062 Is this beer for anybody? 133 00:08:54,063 --> 00:08:57,834 -Prudence, you're 16. -You know, Prudence, 134 00:08:57,899 --> 00:09:01,062 the Goofy Juice has vitamin C and calcium. 135 00:09:01,063 --> 00:09:05,192 It's much better than beer for a growing body. 136 00:09:05,730 --> 00:09:08,726 Not that your body needs to grow. 137 00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:14,774 I'm done. 138 00:09:15,319 --> 00:09:18,291 You know, Prudence, I'm the third fastest runner in my class. 139 00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:21,520 -Cool! -Spring break's over. Back to work. 140 00:09:21,521 --> 00:09:23,886 Later, stud. 141 00:09:23,887 --> 00:09:26,282 Boy, she smells good. 142 00:09:26,955 --> 00:09:30,599 Yeah, if you like Camel Filters and pheromones. 143 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:33,091 I gotta do some grocery shopping for your brother. 144 00:09:33,092 --> 00:09:35,105 I'll be back in a little while. 145 00:09:35,106 --> 00:09:36,991 -What about Prudence? -She'll be fine. 146 00:09:36,992 --> 00:09:38,845 Just keep her out of the liquor cabinet. 147 00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:43,023 Don't do anything stupid or you'll go to jail. 148 00:09:43,225 --> 00:09:46,645 -Why would you go to jail? -Well, that's kind of complicated. 149 00:09:46,646 --> 00:09:48,755 And why was Uncle Charlie kissing Rose? 150 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:51,888 -Well, that was the... -And what are pherobones? 151 00:09:51,889 --> 00:09:56,276 That one I know, and it's pronounced pheromones... 152 00:09:56,524 --> 00:09:58,919 Never mind. 153 00:10:07,904 --> 00:10:10,740 Wow, you're really good at that. 154 00:10:12,666 --> 00:10:15,542 Thanks. I took some cosmetology courses. 155 00:10:15,543 --> 00:10:19,749 I figure I'll be a beautician, or a supermodel. 156 00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:23,020 Cool. 157 00:10:23,087 --> 00:10:27,983 -You want another Goofy Juice? -Aren't you the sweetest. 158 00:10:34,211 --> 00:10:36,160 That's twice he's done that. 159 00:10:36,161 --> 00:10:40,875 You gotta admit, she did a nice job on those windows. 160 00:10:44,504 --> 00:10:47,157 Jake, you need to get started on that book report. 161 00:10:47,158 --> 00:10:50,098 -But Prudence is thirsty. -I'll take care of Prudence. 162 00:10:50,099 --> 00:10:52,494 -Come on, get going. -Man! 163 00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:57,708 -Charlie, you want to... -Not a chance in hell. 164 00:10:58,122 --> 00:11:02,050 Remember when you used to say that about us? 165 00:11:16,406 --> 00:11:19,436 -Here. -Thanks. 166 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:21,520 Where's my little pal? 167 00:11:21,521 --> 00:11:27,269 -He has work to do. Kind of like you. -Are you gonna tell on me? 168 00:11:27,786 --> 00:11:30,181 No, it was just... 169 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,900 Just an observation. 170 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,737 Just calling them as I see them. 171 00:11:38,462 --> 00:11:40,943 Glean from it what you will. 172 00:11:41,723 --> 00:11:46,820 -What are you talking about? -I'm not really sure anymore. 173 00:11:47,317 --> 00:11:50,047 But I do want you to know that 174 00:11:50,226 --> 00:11:53,997 I understand how angry and powerless you feel. 175 00:11:53,998 --> 00:11:56,682 Believe it or not, I was a teenager once, too. 176 00:11:56,683 --> 00:12:01,093 And I can remember what it's like to rebel against parental authority. 177 00:12:01,094 --> 00:12:04,572 Or in your case, grandparental authority. 178 00:12:05,378 --> 00:12:09,200 -Can you put some of this on my back? -No. 179 00:12:09,693 --> 00:12:11,546 If you don't, I'll burn. 180 00:12:11,547 --> 00:12:13,942 If I do, I will. 181 00:12:18,643 --> 00:12:22,632 -Judith. What a surprise. -Hello, Charlie. 182 00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:28,039 So, 183 00:12:28,425 --> 00:12:30,942 -what's new? -Where's Jake? 184 00:12:31,046 --> 00:12:33,155 In his room, doing a book report. 185 00:12:33,156 --> 00:12:36,384 Well, how can he do a book report when he left the book at my house? 186 00:12:36,385 --> 00:12:40,475 That little dickens. Trying to pull the wool over our eyes. 187 00:12:40,476 --> 00:12:46,165 -I'll take care of this right now. Bye. -Charlie, I want to see Jake. 188 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,561 Sure. Hang on. 189 00:12:49,586 --> 00:12:52,616 Jake? Your mother's here! 190 00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:07,266 -What? -Your mom's here. Talk to your mom. 191 00:13:08,766 --> 00:13:10,363 -Here he is. -Hi, Mom. 192 00:13:10,364 --> 00:13:12,856 Hi, sweetie. Are you having a fun weekend? 193 00:13:12,857 --> 00:13:14,934 You know Berta, Uncle Charlie's housekeeper... 194 00:13:14,935 --> 00:13:17,747 Of course she knows her. Who doesn't know Berta? 195 00:13:17,748 --> 00:13:20,816 -She brought her granddaughter over. -Yeah. Sweet little kid. 196 00:13:20,817 --> 00:13:22,766 That's nice. Have you been playing with her? 197 00:13:22,767 --> 00:13:25,960 Oh, yeah. I mean, he has. Not me. 198 00:13:27,562 --> 00:13:29,957 Hey, Judith. What's up? 199 00:13:30,247 --> 00:13:34,465 Well, it turns out this little rascal was pulling a fast one on us. 200 00:13:34,466 --> 00:13:37,685 Doing a book report without the book. 201 00:13:37,822 --> 00:13:42,967 Oh, Jake. All right, young man, you get to work right now. 202 00:13:44,439 --> 00:13:47,567 -Jake? -Oh, yeah. 203 00:13:49,427 --> 00:13:51,280 So, thanks for stopping by. 204 00:13:51,281 --> 00:13:53,869 I guess I'll see you when you come to pick him up. 205 00:13:53,870 --> 00:13:57,242 -What's going on here? -Nothing. What? 206 00:13:57,322 --> 00:13:58,791 Oh, hi, Judith. 207 00:13:58,792 --> 00:14:02,531 Did you hear the good news? Charlie and I are back together. 208 00:14:02,532 --> 00:14:04,927 Oh, really? 209 00:14:04,929 --> 00:14:07,550 Yep. That's what's going on here. 210 00:14:07,551 --> 00:14:10,746 Well, just show a little discretion in front of my son, Charlie. 211 00:14:10,747 --> 00:14:11,930 Absolutely. 212 00:14:11,931 --> 00:14:16,548 -You got that, Rose? Discretion. -Got it, Monkey Man. 213 00:14:22,575 --> 00:14:25,056 I think I have a concussion. 214 00:14:30,663 --> 00:14:33,379 Thanks for helping me with my book report, Prudence. 215 00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:37,182 Oh, no problem. Fourth-grade stuff is easy for me. 216 00:14:37,183 --> 00:14:39,664 Should be, you did it twice. 217 00:14:40,092 --> 00:14:42,009 Let's go before we miss the bus. 218 00:14:42,010 --> 00:14:44,405 -Later, handsome. -Bye. 219 00:14:50,704 --> 00:14:54,077 So, what are we doing tonight, sweetie? 220 00:14:56,075 --> 00:14:58,408 Rose, I really appreciate your help, 221 00:14:58,409 --> 00:15:02,883 but you don't have to pretend to be my girlfriend anymore. 222 00:15:02,884 --> 00:15:04,961 Oh, no. 223 00:15:04,962 --> 00:15:08,382 Are you pretending to break up with me? 224 00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:21,324 2:00 in the morning. This better be God. 225 00:15:23,469 --> 00:15:25,864 Oh, God. 226 00:15:26,379 --> 00:15:27,624 Hey. 227 00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:30,181 Prudence, what the hell are you doing here? 228 00:15:30,182 --> 00:15:33,091 -I had a fight with my grandmother. -So? 229 00:15:33,092 --> 00:15:36,734 When I have a fight with my grandmother, I don't come to your house. 230 00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:39,228 I know, I'm sorry. I just didn't know where else to go 231 00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:41,710 and I thought you were cool. 232 00:15:42,266 --> 00:15:46,484 Look, Prudence, this just can't happen. 233 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:52,423 I mean, you're very nice and pretty, but in prison, so am l. 234 00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:56,908 Bitching house, man. You should rent it to MTV. 235 00:15:57,354 --> 00:16:00,975 -Who the hell are you? -What's going on? 236 00:16:01,701 --> 00:16:06,367 Put down the toothbrush, Alan, we've got bigger problems than gingivitis. 237 00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:08,732 What's she doing here? Who the hell is this? 238 00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:11,664 This is Freddie. My fiancé. 239 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,317 -'Sup. -'Sup? 240 00:16:15,318 --> 00:16:16,915 I'll tell you what's 'sup. I'm 'sup. 241 00:16:16,916 --> 00:16:18,802 And I should be seeping. Sleeping. 242 00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:20,751 What's going on here? 243 00:16:20,752 --> 00:16:24,300 Well, Freddie came over to announce our engagement, and Nana threw him out. 244 00:16:24,301 --> 00:16:28,104 Really? She didn't take a shine to Bazooka Joe here? 245 00:16:28,105 --> 00:16:31,172 You know, I'm kind of more of an acquired taste. 246 00:16:31,173 --> 00:16:33,410 So we just need a place to crash tonight 247 00:16:33,411 --> 00:16:36,063 because tomorrow we're gonna go to Vegas and get married. 248 00:16:36,064 --> 00:16:38,588 -Oh, Prudence, that's a terrible idea. -Yeah. 249 00:16:38,589 --> 00:16:41,881 If you leave right now, you can beat the traffic. 250 00:16:41,882 --> 00:16:43,223 We can't go tonight. 251 00:16:43,224 --> 00:16:45,877 He's gotta pick up his last paycheck from the photomat. 252 00:16:45,878 --> 00:16:48,273 Yeah, $218. 253 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:51,631 I'll give you $300 to leave right now. 254 00:16:51,632 --> 00:16:54,315 -Charlie, we can't let them go. -Why not? 255 00:16:54,316 --> 00:16:57,448 Because they're stupid and they'll die. 256 00:16:57,449 --> 00:17:00,390 -What's going on? -Hey, handsome. 257 00:17:01,029 --> 00:17:03,713 -Who's he? -This is Freddie, my fiancé. 258 00:17:03,714 --> 00:17:07,866 -You're marrying him? -Freddie, this is Jake. 259 00:17:09,564 --> 00:17:11,959 'Sup. 260 00:17:13,177 --> 00:17:16,084 Charlie, I saw the lights come on, is everything okay? 261 00:17:16,085 --> 00:17:18,418 Yeah, Rose, everything's fine. 262 00:17:18,419 --> 00:17:21,359 She's your girlfriend but she doesn't sleep here? 263 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:24,426 Yeah, what's up with that, Charlie? 264 00:17:25,292 --> 00:17:28,391 -I told you they'd be here. -Come here, you little snot bubble. 265 00:17:28,392 --> 00:17:30,693 What do you think you're doing with my baby girl? 266 00:17:30,694 --> 00:17:32,195 Mom, leave him alone! I love him. 267 00:17:32,196 --> 00:17:34,721 Give me a break, Prudence. You're 16 years old, 268 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,821 and your hormones are doing all your thinking for you. 269 00:17:37,822 --> 00:17:40,217 Hi, you must be Charlie. 270 00:17:40,475 --> 00:17:41,561 Hi. 271 00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:43,799 -That's it, we're outta here. -But, Mom... 272 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,301 -Grandma! -Oh, shut up, both of you! 273 00:17:45,302 --> 00:17:51,462 -Can I at least give him my number? -He's got your number, sweetheart. 274 00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:55,371 I guess I'll take the couch. 275 00:17:55,372 --> 00:17:57,256 Okay, I'm going! 276 00:17:57,257 --> 00:17:59,652 Don't you ever come back! 277 00:18:00,134 --> 00:18:02,529 Ready for bed, lamb chop? 278 00:18:03,970 --> 00:18:06,365 It was worth a shot. 279 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:13,303 -ls Mom here yet? -No. 280 00:18:13,304 --> 00:18:16,755 -Sit down a minute, Jake, okay? -Did I do something wrong? 281 00:18:16,756 --> 00:18:18,226 No. 282 00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:23,021 -We just want to talk. -Okay. What do you want to talk about? 283 00:18:23,022 --> 00:18:26,377 Well, you know how I've always told you that you should always tell 284 00:18:26,378 --> 00:18:29,446 your parents the truth, no matter what? 285 00:18:29,447 --> 00:18:31,842 Well, forget it. 286 00:18:32,707 --> 00:18:35,487 Charlie. Jake, it's just that... 287 00:18:35,488 --> 00:18:38,556 We're just saying a lot of things happened here this weekend, 288 00:18:38,557 --> 00:18:42,456 and it's not really necessary that your mother know about them. 289 00:18:42,457 --> 00:18:43,927 So you want me to lie? 290 00:18:43,928 --> 00:18:46,323 No, it's not really lying. 291 00:18:48,434 --> 00:18:50,829 When a boy becomes a man, 292 00:18:52,558 --> 00:18:54,827 and that's what you're becoming. 293 00:18:54,828 --> 00:18:57,846 -Right, Charlie? -Oh, yeah, a man. 294 00:18:59,303 --> 00:19:03,074 He has to start protecting the women in his life from certain things. 295 00:19:03,074 --> 00:19:04,991 Like the truth. 296 00:19:04,992 --> 00:19:06,462 Do you understand? 297 00:19:06,463 --> 00:19:09,212 I think so. You don't want Mom to know about 298 00:19:09,213 --> 00:19:12,280 Prudence and her boyfriend and everything. 299 00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,676 Good man. 300 00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:20,847 -Hi, Judith. -Hello, Alan. 301 00:19:20,848 --> 00:19:22,126 -Charlie. -Judith. 302 00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:23,628 -You ready to go, sweetheart? -Yep. 303 00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:25,130 How was your weekend? 304 00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:29,030 Uncle Charlie says I don't have to tell you.