1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:05,021 --> 00:00:07,907 Okay, after I get the tickets, you line up for the popcorn, 2 00:00:07,908 --> 00:00:09,735 while I go nail down some good seats. 3 00:00:09,736 --> 00:00:14,258 I want butter in the middle. Don't just let them squirt it on the top. 4 00:00:14,259 --> 00:00:15,733 And a large cherry slurpy. 5 00:00:15,734 --> 00:00:18,299 Then you hold the seats while I go to the men's room, 6 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:19,903 and then I'll do the same for you. 7 00:00:19,904 --> 00:00:22,949 That way we can enjoy our drinks during the movie without fear. 8 00:00:22,950 --> 00:00:25,353 Got you. 9 00:00:26,479 --> 00:00:29,300 -You're not gonna do any of that, are you? -Nope. 10 00:00:29,301 --> 00:00:31,577 So you want to go in there with no coordination, 11 00:00:31,578 --> 00:00:36,615 -no strategy, just winging it? -That's what I'm thinking. 12 00:00:38,762 --> 00:00:41,579 I have no faith in this at all. 13 00:00:46,685 --> 00:00:51,174 Now for her, I'd stand in line for a butter squirt. 14 00:00:51,175 --> 00:00:53,578 Yeah, she is a hottie. 15 00:00:55,601 --> 00:00:59,436 Hey, that's no hottie. That's your ex-wife. 16 00:01:01,919 --> 00:01:04,164 -Judith? -Alan. 17 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:06,683 Sorry about the squirt thing. 18 00:01:07,532 --> 00:01:10,545 Wow, look at you. New hair, clothes. 19 00:01:10,546 --> 00:01:12,949 You look... Wow. 20 00:01:13,177 --> 00:01:15,619 -Thank you. -No, thank you. 21 00:01:17,154 --> 00:01:18,693 It's a public service 22 00:01:18,694 --> 00:01:23,247 when a gay chick goes lipstick instead of lumberjack. 23 00:01:23,248 --> 00:01:26,449 So, how was the movie? Where's Jake? 24 00:01:26,455 --> 00:01:31,137 Home with the babysitter. Alan, I'm kind of on a date. 25 00:01:31,138 --> 00:01:33,541 Okay, is that her? 26 00:01:33,799 --> 00:01:37,156 Hi, nice to meet you. I'm the ex. 27 00:01:38,739 --> 00:01:41,142 Alan, that's not my date. 28 00:01:41,850 --> 00:01:45,371 -Hey, Alan. -Phil? What a coincidence. 29 00:01:45,474 --> 00:01:48,777 Phil is Jake's soccer coach. Phil, you remember Judith. 30 00:01:48,778 --> 00:01:50,669 Well, yeah... 31 00:01:50,670 --> 00:01:53,042 One-Mississippi... 32 00:01:53,043 --> 00:01:54,806 -Alan? -What? 33 00:01:54,807 --> 00:01:57,210 ...two-Mississippi. 34 00:01:58,336 --> 00:02:00,739 Oh, God. 35 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:03,498 Okay, we're all caught up. 36 00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:06,898 Wait, you're dating Phil? How can you be dating Phil? 37 00:02:06,899 --> 00:02:08,566 Alan, he asked me out. 38 00:02:08,567 --> 00:02:11,966 What about the whole gay thing? Did you even give that a chance? 39 00:02:11,967 --> 00:02:13,216 Phil, we'd better go. 40 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:16,007 Hey, look, Alan, I hope this doesn't affect our friendship. 41 00:02:16,008 --> 00:02:19,856 -No. Call me, we'll hang out. -Great. Hey, how's Tuesday? 42 00:02:19,857 --> 00:02:22,517 Tuesday's good. Judith, how's Tuesday for you? 43 00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:24,602 Just walk away. 44 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:28,708 I know you built your sundeck without a permit and I am calling it in. 45 00:02:28,709 --> 00:02:29,926 Alan, chill. 46 00:02:29,927 --> 00:02:34,737 That two-faced, wife-poaching, soccer-coaching, rat-bastard! 47 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:36,309 Come on, let it go. 48 00:02:36,310 --> 00:02:39,452 -I'll treat you to a cherry slurpy. -I don't want a cherry slurpy. 49 00:02:39,453 --> 00:02:43,952 Are you sure? 'Cause I think Phil's gonna get one. 50 00:02:52,379 --> 00:02:53,821 What does she think she's doing? 51 00:02:53,822 --> 00:02:56,130 She's straight, she's gay, she's straight again. 52 00:02:56,131 --> 00:02:58,953 Place your bets. Where she lands, nobody knows. 53 00:02:58,954 --> 00:03:00,620 Alan, it's no big deal. 54 00:03:00,621 --> 00:03:03,346 Women get to experiment with their sexuality. 55 00:03:03,347 --> 00:03:06,874 It's only guys who have to make a choice and stick to it. 56 00:03:06,875 --> 00:03:10,864 -Where do you get this stuff? -I make it up. 57 00:03:11,174 --> 00:03:13,385 Anyway, it doesn't matter what Judith is. 58 00:03:13,386 --> 00:03:15,984 -lt only matters what she's not. -And what is she not? 59 00:03:15,985 --> 00:03:19,109 She is not coming back to you, pal. 60 00:03:19,352 --> 00:03:20,826 Thank you for your sensitivity. 61 00:03:20,827 --> 00:03:23,873 All I'm saying is, is that Judith has moved on with her life, 62 00:03:23,874 --> 00:03:25,798 and maybe it's time for you to do the same. 63 00:03:25,799 --> 00:03:27,722 I know. It's just... I can't. 64 00:03:27,723 --> 00:03:29,935 -Sure you can. I'll help you. -How? 65 00:03:29,936 --> 00:03:33,656 I don't know, by saying things like, "Sure you can. I'll help you." 66 00:03:33,657 --> 00:03:35,067 Great, thanks. 67 00:03:35,068 --> 00:03:37,023 Look, this isn't just about you, you know? 68 00:03:37,024 --> 00:03:40,391 All this wallowing in the past is causing other people to suffer. 69 00:03:40,392 --> 00:03:42,882 -You mean Jake. -I mean me. 70 00:03:43,534 --> 00:03:46,132 You are really starting to piss me off. 71 00:03:46,133 --> 00:03:48,698 Okay, that's enough help for now. 72 00:03:48,699 --> 00:03:51,681 I'm saying maybe it's time to stop feeling sorry for yourself. 73 00:03:51,682 --> 00:03:54,887 -You're right, I know you're right. -Forget Judith. 74 00:03:54,888 --> 00:03:59,153 There's a whole world out there that you haven't pissed off yet. 75 00:03:59,154 --> 00:04:01,559 There is no reason I couldn't find happiness with someone else. 76 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:02,681 There you go. 77 00:04:02,682 --> 00:04:05,023 This could be the beginning of the rest of my life. 78 00:04:05,024 --> 00:04:07,139 A bit of a bumper sticker, but sure, why not? 79 00:04:07,140 --> 00:04:11,277 In fact, for the first time since college, I can go after any woman I want. 80 00:04:11,278 --> 00:04:13,554 Heck, I could take a page from your book 81 00:04:13,555 --> 00:04:19,616 -and date them two, three at a time. -Yeah, right. I mean, yeah, right. 82 00:04:19,617 --> 00:04:23,327 You know what? I'm gonna start right now. 83 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:41,103 I am gonna die alone. 84 00:04:41,587 --> 00:04:43,318 No. 85 00:04:43,319 --> 00:04:48,606 You just don't know how to sell yourself. Give me a minute. 86 00:04:57,687 --> 00:05:01,724 -So? -lf it was up to them, you'd die alone. 87 00:05:02,242 --> 00:05:05,031 -Great. -Okay, here's the thing. 88 00:05:05,032 --> 00:05:08,270 If you want to play in this league, you have to make a few changes. 89 00:05:08,271 --> 00:05:10,674 -Like what? -Hang on. 90 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,917 -Pretty much everything. -Everything? 91 00:05:24,918 --> 00:05:28,637 Yep. The hair, the clothes, the fuddy-duddy personality. 92 00:05:28,638 --> 00:05:30,497 What do they know about my personality? 93 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:32,901 Okay, that part's mine. 94 00:05:33,064 --> 00:05:35,950 Face it, Alan, you've been an old fart since you were 14. 95 00:05:35,951 --> 00:05:37,201 What is that supposed to mean? 96 00:05:37,201 --> 00:05:41,049 It means, how many eighth-graders carry a briefcase and a pocket watch? 97 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:43,924 That was the Esperanto Club look. 98 00:05:43,937 --> 00:05:46,887 Unless you know where all the hot Esperanto chicks hang out, 99 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:48,972 you're gonna need to shake things up a little. 100 00:05:48,973 --> 00:05:52,178 Really? And how to do I go about "shaking things up"? 101 00:05:52,179 --> 00:05:54,582 Hang on. 102 00:06:02,443 --> 00:06:05,769 This may take a while. Don't wait up. 103 00:06:08,472 --> 00:06:09,594 Hey, guess what? 104 00:06:09,595 --> 00:06:14,122 Coach Phil made me first-string on the soccer team. 105 00:06:14,919 --> 00:06:19,062 -ls that so? -Yeah, it's weird, 'cause I suck. 106 00:06:19,281 --> 00:06:22,463 Maybe Coach Phil sees some potential. 107 00:06:26,048 --> 00:06:29,415 -So, what else is new? -Mom's got new clothes and new hair. 108 00:06:29,416 --> 00:06:31,628 It's like she's a different person or something. 109 00:06:31,629 --> 00:06:34,515 -But she's still the same person, Jake. -No, not really. 110 00:06:34,516 --> 00:06:38,139 She walks around the house singing all the time. 111 00:06:38,140 --> 00:06:41,089 -She just sings for no reason? -I guess. 112 00:06:41,090 --> 00:06:45,993 I wonder if it's the same reason I sing for no reason. 113 00:06:46,191 --> 00:06:48,787 Does Coach Phil sing for no reason? 114 00:06:48,788 --> 00:06:51,191 For God's sake, Charlie! 115 00:06:51,803 --> 00:06:53,951 How come you haven't changed anything yet, Dad? 116 00:06:53,952 --> 00:06:57,896 -Why should I change? -So you'd look cool like Mom. 117 00:06:57,897 --> 00:07:01,264 -You don't think I look cool now? -No. 118 00:07:01,265 --> 00:07:03,188 You know what, it doesn't matter if I look cool, 119 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:05,914 we judge a person by what's inside them, not by what they wear. 120 00:07:05,915 --> 00:07:08,318 Lucky for you. 121 00:07:10,534 --> 00:07:11,848 Yeah, lucky. 122 00:07:11,849 --> 00:07:15,175 -I'm done. Can I go watch TV? -Sure. 123 00:07:17,365 --> 00:07:21,585 Help me, Charlie. I want to sing for no reason. 124 00:07:23,748 --> 00:07:25,222 Get your jacket. It's time to go. 125 00:07:25,223 --> 00:07:27,275 I don't want to go. I hate clothes shopping. 126 00:07:27,276 --> 00:07:29,167 -You can't stay here alone. -Why not? 127 00:07:29,168 --> 00:07:30,322 You know why not. 128 00:07:30,323 --> 00:07:34,844 But you don't have a turtle to put in the microwave anymore. 129 00:07:34,845 --> 00:07:36,704 -Get your jacket. -Fine. 130 00:07:36,705 --> 00:07:39,559 I'll put on my stupid jacket, we'll get in the stupid car, 131 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,227 and we'll go stupid clothes shopping. 132 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:45,524 Hey, don't talk to your stupid father like that. 133 00:07:45,846 --> 00:07:50,849 -So, you ready for your big makeover? -You know what? Actually, I am. 134 00:07:50,850 --> 00:07:55,300 -I was up all night thinking about it. -All night? 135 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,905 Maybe your money's better spent on a hooker. 136 00:07:57,906 --> 00:07:59,059 No, listen, 137 00:07:59,060 --> 00:08:01,754 I was in the bathroom, looking at myself in the mirror, 138 00:08:01,755 --> 00:08:05,121 when I noticed, and I think I can be completely objective about this, 139 00:08:05,122 --> 00:08:09,130 that I have a very nice ass for a guy my age. 140 00:08:09,131 --> 00:08:14,871 And I think I should start dressing in such a way as to play that card. 141 00:08:14,872 --> 00:08:17,275 You know, for the ladies. 142 00:08:19,683 --> 00:08:22,086 Go ahead, check it out. 143 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,197 Am I lying? 144 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:29,851 -Hi, Mom. -Good, you remember me. 145 00:08:30,074 --> 00:08:33,054 -Hello, Charlie. -Hey, Mom, right? 146 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:37,162 Very cute. I was in the neighborhood, I thought I'd stop by. 147 00:08:37,163 --> 00:08:40,440 I'm sorry, Mom. We were just leaving. 148 00:08:40,595 --> 00:08:42,197 It never fails, does it? 149 00:08:42,198 --> 00:08:45,533 Whenever I would like to spend some quality time with my grandson 150 00:08:45,534 --> 00:08:47,810 there's always something more important going on. 151 00:08:47,811 --> 00:08:48,997 It's not fair, you know. 152 00:08:48,998 --> 00:08:51,819 I'm not getting clothes, so why do I have to go and be bored? 153 00:08:51,820 --> 00:08:53,679 You don't, you can stay here with Grandma. 154 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:55,411 -What? -What? 155 00:08:55,412 --> 00:08:57,881 -Have fun. -Wait, no, I'll be good, I swear. 156 00:08:57,882 --> 00:09:00,285 Payback's a bitch, buddy. 157 00:09:10,807 --> 00:09:14,014 -This department looks nice. -You're sure? 158 00:09:14,015 --> 00:09:18,600 Because this is the top floor. There's no more clothes above this floor. 159 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:23,205 -No, I have a good feeling about this floor. -Great. 160 00:09:23,252 --> 00:09:27,318 -How about this shirt? -No, I don't think so. 161 00:09:29,442 --> 00:09:31,334 Okay. 162 00:09:31,334 --> 00:09:33,738 -How about this? -No. 163 00:09:33,996 --> 00:09:36,304 Good. 164 00:09:36,305 --> 00:09:38,929 -This one? -No. 165 00:09:40,635 --> 00:09:43,038 -This? -No. 166 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,959 Tell you what, why don't you pick something? 167 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:49,839 -I thought you were gonna help me? -Pick something. 168 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,880 Okay, flying solo. 169 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:24,413 This is something I could see myself wearing. 170 00:10:24,414 --> 00:10:26,274 -You like this? -Yeah. 171 00:10:26,275 --> 00:10:28,678 Let me see that. 172 00:10:37,629 --> 00:10:43,529 Please, if she has one more facelift, she'll be wearing her ass as a hat. 173 00:10:43,530 --> 00:10:45,933 Jake, honey, 174 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:50,248 turn the TV down, Grandmommy's on the telephone. 175 00:10:50,907 --> 00:10:52,895 I'm sorry, what? 176 00:10:52,896 --> 00:10:58,155 No, I'm just spending a little quality time with my grandson. 177 00:10:58,155 --> 00:11:03,336 He's an amazing boy. We're very close, two peas in a pod. 178 00:11:03,961 --> 00:11:07,002 What? Hold on. 179 00:11:09,188 --> 00:11:11,682 Jake, how old are you? 180 00:11:12,717 --> 00:11:15,120 -Ten. -Seven. 181 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:17,943 I said, "Ten." 182 00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:20,347 If I'm 55, you're seven. 183 00:11:21,793 --> 00:11:24,935 He's an adorable boy, and he just loves me so much. 184 00:11:24,936 --> 00:11:29,939 Jake, tell my friend, Cheryl, how much you love Grandmommy. 185 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,671 Go on, darling. 186 00:11:31,672 --> 00:11:34,075 I'm 10. 187 00:11:36,676 --> 00:11:38,310 How's it going in there? 188 00:11:38,311 --> 00:11:42,411 Whatever happened to zippers? I miss zippers. 189 00:11:43,251 --> 00:11:47,868 I don't know, Alan. Maybe there were too many injuries. 190 00:11:47,869 --> 00:11:52,419 Nobody ever got their balls caught in a buttonhole. 191 00:11:52,744 --> 00:11:55,629 -Come on out, let's see. -I'm just not sure about this. 192 00:11:55,630 --> 00:11:58,837 We're never gonna find the right look for you unless we experiment. 193 00:11:58,838 --> 00:12:01,241 Now, let's see. 194 00:12:08,588 --> 00:12:11,663 I'm not happy with visible nipples. 195 00:12:11,827 --> 00:12:14,951 Yeah, that's what is wrong with it. 196 00:13:08,115 --> 00:13:10,778 That's it. We need a gay guy. 197 00:13:14,530 --> 00:13:17,897 His name is Sponge Bob Square Pants, and his friend's name is Patrick. 198 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:20,623 He's a starfish, and he lives on the same street Sponge Bob, 199 00:13:20,624 --> 00:13:23,445 and he's unbelievably dumb. Squidward lives there, too. 200 00:13:23,446 --> 00:13:25,722 Of course, he's a squid and he hates Sponge Bob, 201 00:13:25,723 --> 00:13:27,005 and he plays the clarinet. 202 00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:30,662 Both Squidward and Sponge Bob work at the Crusty Krab for Mr. Krab, 203 00:13:30,663 --> 00:13:32,939 who's really cheap, but Sponge Bob doesn't care 204 00:13:32,940 --> 00:13:35,730 because he just likes being a fry cook and making Krabby... 205 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:38,134 So, bottom line, 206 00:13:38,713 --> 00:13:41,116 he's a sponge? 207 00:13:42,529 --> 00:13:43,651 Yeah. 208 00:13:43,652 --> 00:13:47,788 His pants are square 'cause he's square and so is his underwear. 209 00:13:47,789 --> 00:13:51,060 They're tighty-whities, but they're square. 210 00:13:51,061 --> 00:13:54,813 -Oh, dear God. -He has a pet snail named Gary, that... 211 00:13:54,814 --> 00:13:59,447 Okay, relax the shoulders, good. The style suits you, 212 00:13:59,496 --> 00:14:02,678 the pants hang beautifully. Oh, dear. 213 00:14:02,768 --> 00:14:03,921 What? 214 00:14:03,922 --> 00:14:06,391 You're not gonna be wearing those shoes, are you? 215 00:14:06,392 --> 00:14:08,380 -Say no. -No. 216 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,849 Could you show us some shoes that will go with this? 217 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:16,310 I'm sorry, I don't actually work here. I came in for a belt. 218 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,830 Okay, we got an outfit. Let's go find some shoes. 219 00:14:19,831 --> 00:14:22,235 No, Charlie, I'm done. I can't do this anymore. 220 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:25,474 Don't worry. I'm sure there'll be a gay guy in the shoe department. 221 00:14:25,475 --> 00:14:27,976 No, I've changed my mind. I don't want new clothes. 222 00:14:27,977 --> 00:14:30,863 What? You look great. That guy said you looked stunning. 223 00:14:30,864 --> 00:14:33,493 He said "fabulous," but that's not the point. 224 00:14:33,494 --> 00:14:35,995 -This is not who I am. -Yeah. 225 00:14:35,996 --> 00:14:40,645 But who you are couldn't get laid underwater with a tank full of oxygen. 226 00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:43,018 -Forget it, let's just go home. -Wait a second. 227 00:14:43,019 --> 00:14:45,937 I spend all day schlepping from store to store with you, 228 00:14:45,938 --> 00:14:48,535 Iistening to you whine, and now that we finally found 229 00:14:48,536 --> 00:14:52,384 -something that works, you want to bail? -I don't feel comfortable in this stuff. 230 00:14:52,385 --> 00:14:55,398 -I knew it. I knew you'd chicken out. -Chicken out? 231 00:14:55,399 --> 00:14:58,445 I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response. 232 00:14:58,446 --> 00:15:01,332 At least your wife had the guts to try something new. 233 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,647 Don't go there, Charlie. 234 00:15:02,648 --> 00:15:05,213 I mean, the soccer coach was kind of a sideways move, 235 00:15:05,214 --> 00:15:07,297 -but you gotta admire the effort. -Fine. 236 00:15:07,298 --> 00:15:09,735 I will buy the stupid clothes, but I'm never ever 237 00:15:09,736 --> 00:15:13,295 -going to do this with you again. -Promise? 238 00:15:13,296 --> 00:15:16,622 I just hope he's worth all the drama. 239 00:15:20,641 --> 00:15:24,359 Hello. Mom, Jake? 240 00:15:25,227 --> 00:15:27,630 In here. 241 00:15:30,519 --> 00:15:31,705 Hello. 242 00:15:31,706 --> 00:15:33,822 -Hey, Dad. -Hi, Alan. 243 00:15:33,823 --> 00:15:37,350 -Rose, what are you doing here? -Babysitting. 244 00:15:37,351 --> 00:15:39,756 -Where's my mother? -She left. 245 00:15:39,757 --> 00:15:41,680 -Why? -I don't know. 246 00:15:41,681 --> 00:15:43,605 We were watching Sponge Bob Square Pants, 247 00:15:43,606 --> 00:15:47,902 and she stood up and said, "Life was too short." 248 00:15:48,513 --> 00:15:51,879 Luckily, I happened to be out on the deck, 249 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,985 not doing anything, just passing by, 250 00:15:55,376 --> 00:15:57,990 and she asked me to baby-sit. 251 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:02,460 -Dad, you look cool. -Really? You think? 252 00:16:02,913 --> 00:16:05,316 Yeah, very sexy. 253 00:16:06,698 --> 00:16:08,845 So where is Charlie? 254 00:16:08,846 --> 00:16:11,636 He dropped me off. We had a little disagreement. 255 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,357 Was it about those dorky shoes? 256 00:16:31,008 --> 00:16:33,412 -Hi. -Hi. 257 00:16:33,928 --> 00:16:37,206 -Mind if I join you? -Might as well. 258 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:40,579 You're gonna have to drive me home. 259 00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:44,478 I just wanted to say that I know you were just trying to help, 260 00:16:44,479 --> 00:16:46,339 and I appreciate it. 261 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:47,462 Thanks. 262 00:16:47,463 --> 00:16:51,566 I just got a little panicky. Change is not easy for me, Charlie. 263 00:16:51,567 --> 00:16:53,970 Really? I hadn't noticed. 264 00:16:54,262 --> 00:16:56,185 And I'm not just talking about the clothes. 265 00:16:56,186 --> 00:16:58,302 The clothes are only the tip of the iceberg. 266 00:16:58,303 --> 00:17:00,130 Only the tip of the iceberg. 267 00:17:00,131 --> 00:17:03,284 Leanne, I'm gonna need another shot. 268 00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:05,679 -Continue. -Yeah, it's like, 269 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:08,309 I was married a long time, Charlie. 270 00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:10,778 It's who I was, it was my identity, 271 00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:14,819 "Married Guy," "Husband Man," "Captain Dependable," 272 00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:16,776 and I had a uniform. 273 00:17:16,777 --> 00:17:20,753 And, I don't know, I guess, I just didn't want to take it off. 274 00:17:20,754 --> 00:17:24,878 'Cause you'd lose your powers of dependability? 275 00:17:25,725 --> 00:17:30,275 -So, Charlie, who's your friend? -My brother, Alan. 276 00:17:30,761 --> 00:17:33,614 Hi, Alan. I'm Leanne. It's nice to meet you. 277 00:17:33,615 --> 00:17:37,095 I've actually met you a bunch of times. 278 00:17:37,593 --> 00:17:39,580 No, I'd remember you. 279 00:17:39,581 --> 00:17:46,027 I come in here with Charlie all the time, I always order a rum and Diet Coke? 280 00:17:46,028 --> 00:17:47,759 Right. 281 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:50,253 So, Alan, the usual? 282 00:17:50,838 --> 00:17:53,885 No, today let's try something different. 283 00:17:53,886 --> 00:17:57,092 -Charlie, what are you having? -Tequila shooters with a beer back. 284 00:17:57,093 --> 00:18:00,573 Great. I will have a rum and Diet Coke. 285 00:18:01,487 --> 00:18:03,890 You've got it, hon. 286 00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:07,420 Was she flirting with me? I think she was flirting with me. 287 00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:09,857 I think there was definitely a connection. 288 00:18:09,858 --> 00:18:12,872 Alan, you do understand she works for tips? 289 00:18:12,873 --> 00:18:15,901 -Rum and Diet Coke, please? -Here. 290 00:18:17,427 --> 00:18:19,319 -Did you see that? -What do you expect? 291 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:23,261 You bought a sport jacket, not a magic lamp. 292 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,894 Hello. 293 00:18:48,634 --> 00:18:51,172 I didn't see you back there. 294 00:18:58,673 --> 00:19:01,076 Oh, yeah. 295 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,920 I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.