1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:04,588 --> 00:00:05,898 -Charlie. -Come on. 2 00:00:05,898 --> 00:00:07,559 That tickles! 3 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:10,116 -Uncle Charlie? -Not now, Jake. 4 00:00:10,116 --> 00:00:12,736 I just heard the Fudge Nuggets song you wrote on TV. 5 00:00:12,737 --> 00:00:15,131 Great. 6 00:00:16,636 --> 00:00:19,030 Great. 7 00:00:20,343 --> 00:00:23,810 -Jake, I'm not alone in here. -No way. 8 00:00:23,859 --> 00:00:25,199 Way. 9 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,308 -Who's in there? -A friend of mine. 10 00:00:27,309 --> 00:00:29,704 -ls it a girl? -Hold on. 11 00:00:31,273 --> 00:00:33,667 Oh, yeah. 12 00:00:33,829 --> 00:00:36,223 Is it Janet? 13 00:00:37,568 --> 00:00:39,962 No. 14 00:00:40,061 --> 00:00:44,036 It's my friend Wendy. Say hi to Jake, Wendy. 15 00:00:45,398 --> 00:00:48,108 Hi, Jake. You sing really well. 16 00:00:48,114 --> 00:00:51,179 I have to go. This is embarrassing. 17 00:00:52,876 --> 00:00:55,974 -I like that you didn't lie to him. -I try to be honest. 18 00:00:55,975 --> 00:00:59,289 It's a good quality. So, who's Janet? 19 00:01:09,462 --> 00:01:11,602 You want a cup of coffee before you go? 20 00:01:11,603 --> 00:01:15,181 No, you've got work to do. I should probably get going. 21 00:01:15,182 --> 00:01:17,578 Charlie, there's French toast left. 22 00:01:17,579 --> 00:01:19,655 No, thanks. You met Wendy, right? 23 00:01:19,656 --> 00:01:21,317 Sure. French toast, Wendy? 24 00:01:21,318 --> 00:01:24,289 No, thank you. I should really get going. 25 00:01:24,290 --> 00:01:26,718 You know, I can sing all of Uncle Charlie's jingles. 26 00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:31,153 No kidding? You're gonna have to show me sometime. 27 00:01:36,146 --> 00:01:39,948 -That's wonderful. -Wendy's gotta go, Jake. 28 00:01:41,738 --> 00:01:43,623 Jake! Take five, buddy. 29 00:01:43,624 --> 00:01:46,019 Copasetic. That means okay. 30 00:01:46,692 --> 00:01:49,376 When he moved in here, he was saying "swell." 31 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:52,252 Charlie, I've gotta go to my office for a couple of hours. 32 00:01:52,253 --> 00:01:54,392 -Are you okay to watch Jake? -No problem. 33 00:01:54,393 --> 00:01:56,788 Swell. 34 00:01:57,366 --> 00:01:59,538 Will you take me Rollerblading, Uncle Charlie? 35 00:01:59,539 --> 00:02:02,862 -I can't, buddy. I got work to do. -What am I gonna do all day? 36 00:02:02,863 --> 00:02:06,185 It's really nice outside. Why don't you wash my car? 37 00:02:06,186 --> 00:02:08,007 No, I wanna go Rollerblading. 38 00:02:08,008 --> 00:02:10,787 I could take him. I've got my blades right in the car. 39 00:02:10,788 --> 00:02:13,184 -Really? -lf it's okay with your father. 40 00:02:13,185 --> 00:02:16,316 -That sounds swell. -I'll go get my blades. 41 00:02:16,317 --> 00:02:20,311 And if you want, I can go pick up lunch and bring it back and we can have a picnic. 42 00:02:20,311 --> 00:02:22,706 Yeah. Swell. 43 00:02:25,392 --> 00:02:27,787 Nice girl. Is it serious? 44 00:02:28,045 --> 00:02:30,440 It is now, you dumb-ass. 45 00:02:38,112 --> 00:02:39,452 Finish your jingle? 46 00:02:39,453 --> 00:02:41,402 How can I work? 47 00:02:41,403 --> 00:02:45,302 First, Wendy took Jake Rollerblading. Then she took him to the movies. 48 00:02:45,302 --> 00:02:49,507 Now she's in the kitchen, making us all dinner. 49 00:02:50,575 --> 00:02:52,969 That bitch. 50 00:02:53,803 --> 00:02:55,240 Don't you get it? 51 00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:59,363 She's using your kid to turn a nice, casual relationship 52 00:02:59,363 --> 00:03:01,758 into a relationship. 53 00:03:02,943 --> 00:03:05,371 Okay, now I get where you're coming from. 54 00:03:05,372 --> 00:03:07,959 -Thank you. -You're paranoid and you're nuts. 55 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,623 Perfect timing. Dinner's ready. 56 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:14,061 Did you see that? 57 00:03:14,352 --> 00:03:16,684 She's wearing an apron. 58 00:03:16,685 --> 00:03:19,079 In my house! 59 00:03:19,081 --> 00:03:21,382 Do you know what that means? 60 00:03:21,383 --> 00:03:25,309 I'm gonna stick with paranoid and nuts, Bob. 61 00:03:25,632 --> 00:03:28,796 Are you sure that you don't want me to stay and do the dishes? 62 00:03:28,797 --> 00:03:32,905 Positive. Alan would just re-wash them anyways. 63 00:03:34,868 --> 00:03:39,532 -I guess I should probably get going. -Yeah, I guess. 64 00:03:40,716 --> 00:03:43,495 Good, you're still here. Jake wants to say good night. 65 00:03:43,496 --> 00:03:47,778 Wow, he's such a sweetie. Don't you just want to eat him up? 66 00:03:47,779 --> 00:03:50,259 If that would stop him, yes. 67 00:03:50,367 --> 00:03:53,115 I gotta tell you, Charlie. I think that girl's a keeper. 68 00:03:53,116 --> 00:03:55,096 -You think so? -Yeah, she's smart, 69 00:03:55,097 --> 00:03:57,269 she's pretty, and I think she really likes you. 70 00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:59,346 Be honest, Alan. You married the first girl 71 00:03:59,347 --> 00:04:02,447 who slipped you the tongue, didn't you? 72 00:04:02,448 --> 00:04:04,842 -No. -Trust me, 73 00:04:05,196 --> 00:04:06,952 this woman has a plan. 74 00:04:06,953 --> 00:04:10,787 And it's diabolical in its Machiavellian scope. 75 00:04:10,788 --> 00:04:14,846 I did not marry the first girl who slipped me the tongue. 76 00:04:14,847 --> 00:04:18,329 I'm telling you, she's got her foot in the door and she will never leave. 77 00:04:18,330 --> 00:04:20,725 Okay, I'm out of here. 78 00:04:20,759 --> 00:04:23,154 Diabolical! 79 00:04:23,795 --> 00:04:29,341 -Okay. So, I'll give you a call? -Yeah. That'd be great. Okay. 80 00:04:37,601 --> 00:04:39,900 It's pretty dark out. 81 00:04:39,901 --> 00:04:42,138 Maybe you should go in the morning. 82 00:04:42,139 --> 00:04:44,533 Yeah, I guess I could. 83 00:04:45,814 --> 00:04:48,208 Are you seeing this? 84 00:04:56,136 --> 00:04:58,531 Howdy, neighbor. 85 00:04:59,076 --> 00:05:00,961 Charlie's busy right now, Rose. 86 00:05:00,962 --> 00:05:06,234 I know. White Toyota hasn't budged an inch two nights in a row. 87 00:05:06,235 --> 00:05:08,629 I chalked her tires. 88 00:05:10,102 --> 00:05:12,817 You do know there's a stairway right over there? 89 00:05:12,818 --> 00:05:14,511 Of course. 90 00:05:14,512 --> 00:05:17,450 Did you know there's a crawl space under the house 91 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:20,746 that comes right up into your bedroom? 92 00:05:22,501 --> 00:05:25,760 -So, what are you doing? -I'm playing computer Scrabble. 93 00:05:25,761 --> 00:05:28,444 All by yourself? That's so sad. 94 00:05:28,445 --> 00:05:31,927 I used to play with my wife every night, and I guess I miss it. 95 00:05:31,928 --> 00:05:35,347 You and I have a lot in common, don't we? 96 00:05:35,348 --> 00:05:37,743 How so? 97 00:05:37,776 --> 00:05:42,506 We're both like two lonely socks that want desperately to keep someone's feet warm. 98 00:05:42,507 --> 00:05:44,775 But we don't match up with any other socks. 99 00:05:44,776 --> 00:05:47,906 So all we can hope for is to be a dust mitten, 100 00:05:47,907 --> 00:05:50,302 or a hand puppet. 101 00:05:55,289 --> 00:05:57,683 That's very insightful. 102 00:05:58,038 --> 00:06:00,432 And disturbing. 103 00:06:02,033 --> 00:06:05,576 You're not thinking you and me, are you? 104 00:06:05,579 --> 00:06:08,870 That's very flattering, but... 105 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:38,877 Wendy? 106 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:50,894 "Dear Charlie, thanks for a wonderful night. 107 00:06:50,895 --> 00:06:53,739 "Sweet. Special. See you soon." 108 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:02,813 Freedom! 109 00:07:03,551 --> 00:07:06,362 I'm free, I'm so free 110 00:07:15,183 --> 00:07:19,848 All right, you had sex last night. You don't have to turn into Mr. Bojangles. 111 00:07:19,849 --> 00:07:23,139 It's better than that. I had sex and I woke up alone. 112 00:07:23,140 --> 00:07:27,134 If there were pancakes on my night table, it would be the perfect morning. 113 00:07:27,135 --> 00:07:30,873 What happened to Wendy's diabolical, Machiavellian scheme to never leave? 114 00:07:30,874 --> 00:07:33,909 I don't know. I must have foiled it somehow. 115 00:07:33,910 --> 00:07:36,305 Guess what? Grandma's here! 116 00:07:38,768 --> 00:07:41,756 Let's see that little dance again. 117 00:07:41,867 --> 00:07:45,158 When I was pregnant with Charlie, we thought he was gonna be a girl. 118 00:07:45,159 --> 00:07:49,603 The sonogram showed no discernible penis whatsoever. 119 00:07:54,427 --> 00:07:55,928 Now do you believe me? 120 00:07:55,929 --> 00:07:58,932 First she sucks in Jake, then you, now Mom. 121 00:07:58,933 --> 00:08:02,320 She's like one of those pods from outer space. 122 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:04,109 But, you know, with a cute ass. 123 00:08:04,110 --> 00:08:07,785 She wouldn't even be here now if you hadn't taken her upstairs last night. 124 00:08:07,785 --> 00:08:10,597 That was not my fault. You saw how she kissed me. 125 00:08:10,597 --> 00:08:12,258 I had to take her upstairs. 126 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:17,308 And remember what I said. Hook him on the milk, he'll buy the cow. 127 00:08:17,309 --> 00:08:19,928 Charlie, where have you been hiding this girl? 128 00:08:19,929 --> 00:08:22,165 She's an absolute delight! 129 00:08:22,166 --> 00:08:23,763 Yeah, she's swell. 130 00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:25,840 -Good morning, Charlie. -Good morning. 131 00:08:25,841 --> 00:08:27,406 I read somewhere you had left. 132 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:30,314 I was on my way out the door, and then I ran into your mom, 133 00:08:30,315 --> 00:08:32,296 and then we started talking, and, you know. 134 00:08:32,297 --> 00:08:34,691 Yeah, I know. 135 00:08:34,949 --> 00:08:36,642 So what brings you here, Mom? 136 00:08:36,643 --> 00:08:39,880 -Do I need a reason? -I'd like one. 137 00:08:40,701 --> 00:08:43,545 I'm showing a house in Malibu. I thought I'd swing by 138 00:08:43,546 --> 00:08:45,654 and take my grandson out for pancakes. 139 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:48,873 Charlie wants his on his night table. 140 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,447 I'm ready. You coming, Dad? 141 00:08:50,448 --> 00:08:53,708 Are you kidding? I want to hear more about that sonogram. 142 00:08:53,708 --> 00:08:56,424 Good. Are you and Wendy joining us, Charlie? 143 00:08:56,425 --> 00:09:00,610 Gee, Mom, I think Wendy has stuff to do. Right, Wendy? 144 00:09:00,611 --> 00:09:02,399 I can always make time for pancakes. 145 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,413 Wonderful. A family breakfast. 146 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:06,043 Go put on some pants, Charlie. 147 00:09:06,044 --> 00:09:08,438 -But, Mom, l... -Now. 148 00:09:09,431 --> 00:09:11,443 You have to be firm with him. 149 00:09:11,444 --> 00:09:14,506 By the way, your nose is adorable. 150 00:09:14,608 --> 00:09:16,620 -Thank you. -I'm guessing Dr. Shapiro? 151 00:09:16,621 --> 00:09:19,016 No, it's mine. 152 00:09:20,073 --> 00:09:23,013 Sometimes God does good work, too. 153 00:09:24,388 --> 00:09:27,646 Jake, get your stuff together, we gotta get you back to your mom's. 154 00:09:27,647 --> 00:09:29,532 Already? But we're playing. 155 00:09:29,533 --> 00:09:32,598 Yeah, I gotta get going, too, Jake. 156 00:09:33,016 --> 00:09:35,727 Okay. I pulled your car around. 157 00:09:38,513 --> 00:09:41,835 If you leave now, I think you'll miss all the weekend traffic. 158 00:09:41,836 --> 00:09:43,784 Don't you worry, Charlie, I'm leaving. 159 00:09:43,785 --> 00:09:46,725 I'm not worried. I just moved your car so Alan can get out. 160 00:09:46,726 --> 00:09:49,120 I can get out. 161 00:09:49,698 --> 00:09:52,092 Yes, Alan. Now you can. 162 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,513 Thank you for a great weekend. 163 00:09:55,514 --> 00:09:57,750 No, thank you. 164 00:09:57,751 --> 00:09:59,860 -Jake, bye. -Bye. 165 00:09:59,861 --> 00:10:02,695 -Alan, I'll see you soon. -Bye. 166 00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:07,937 I gotta tell you, Charlie, I think she's really... 167 00:10:12,803 --> 00:10:15,197 Okay. What? 168 00:10:16,159 --> 00:10:18,554 I'm just saying, I think she's really great. 169 00:10:18,555 --> 00:10:20,632 Me, too. When's she coming back? 170 00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:24,052 Let's see. Today's Sunday, so... Never. 171 00:10:25,106 --> 00:10:26,256 Why not? 172 00:10:26,257 --> 00:10:28,940 Buddy, she wants something different in a relationship 173 00:10:28,941 --> 00:10:30,250 than your uncle Charlie does. 174 00:10:30,251 --> 00:10:33,422 -What does she want? -Uncle Charlie. 175 00:10:34,694 --> 00:10:37,710 -What do you want? -Uncle Charlie. 176 00:10:38,561 --> 00:10:40,955 And we both can't have me. 177 00:10:41,086 --> 00:10:43,354 -I don't understand. -It's very simple, buddy. 178 00:10:43,355 --> 00:10:45,749 Uncle Charlie is nuts. 179 00:10:46,838 --> 00:10:49,232 Yeah, nuts like a fox. 180 00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:53,420 So then Wendy can't take me Rollerblading anymore? 181 00:10:53,421 --> 00:10:55,337 -Nope. -No more movies? 182 00:10:55,338 --> 00:10:57,479 Afraid not. 183 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:59,874 Boy, you suck. 184 00:11:01,474 --> 00:11:04,698 Suck? How do I suck? 185 00:11:04,894 --> 00:11:07,288 Like a fox. 186 00:11:13,202 --> 00:11:16,114 There he is! Let the party begin! 187 00:11:16,206 --> 00:11:19,518 Shaking Jake! Notorious J-A-K-E! 188 00:11:20,169 --> 00:11:22,820 Jake, he won't stop until you say hello. 189 00:11:22,821 --> 00:11:25,216 Jakety-Jake-Jake! 190 00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:26,944 Hello. 191 00:11:26,945 --> 00:11:29,531 How was school this week? We missed you around here. 192 00:11:29,532 --> 00:11:33,846 -lt was just school. -Yeah, I heard that. "Just school." 193 00:11:33,847 --> 00:11:36,242 Right on. 194 00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:41,739 I don't believe it. He's still mad about the Wendy thing. 195 00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:43,242 Charlie, it's only been a week. 196 00:11:43,243 --> 00:11:47,204 I'm still mad that you peed in my Boy Scout canteen in 1978. 197 00:11:47,205 --> 00:11:50,672 Not much of a jamboree for you, was it? 198 00:11:52,383 --> 00:11:55,371 Okay, I'm sorry about the canteen. 199 00:11:55,706 --> 00:11:58,197 Now will you please make your son like me again? 200 00:11:58,198 --> 00:12:03,567 How would I do that, Charlie? And by the way, was that so hard? 201 00:12:03,568 --> 00:12:06,123 Explain to him that Wendy was working an angle, 202 00:12:06,124 --> 00:12:08,040 making friends with him to get to me. 203 00:12:08,041 --> 00:12:10,373 Do you really want me to tell a 10-year-old boy 204 00:12:10,374 --> 00:12:13,154 that somebody he cares about was pretending to like him? 205 00:12:13,155 --> 00:12:14,528 What kind of lesson is that? 206 00:12:14,529 --> 00:12:17,085 He lives in LA. He might as well learn now. 207 00:12:17,086 --> 00:12:20,907 Just give him some time. He'll get over it. 208 00:12:24,564 --> 00:12:26,640 -Can I come in? -It's your house. 209 00:12:26,641 --> 00:12:30,027 -Well, it's your house, too. -Then, no. 210 00:12:30,028 --> 00:12:32,422 Okay. 211 00:12:34,567 --> 00:12:37,248 You know what? It is my house. 212 00:12:39,168 --> 00:12:42,939 Look, I'm sorry about the Wendy thing, but there's nothing I can do about it. 213 00:12:42,939 --> 00:12:46,358 And I want us to be buddies again. I don't want you to hate me anymore. 214 00:12:46,359 --> 00:12:48,563 -I don't hate you. -Good. 215 00:12:48,563 --> 00:12:51,552 I'm just very disappointed in you. 216 00:12:52,078 --> 00:12:55,699 I get enough of that crap from my mother. 217 00:12:56,489 --> 00:12:59,684 So what's it gonna take? Cash? Video games? 218 00:12:59,685 --> 00:13:01,473 I don't want stuff. 219 00:13:01,474 --> 00:13:04,254 I got plenty of stuff when my mom and dad broke up. 220 00:13:04,255 --> 00:13:06,235 Dude, this isn't the same thing. 221 00:13:06,236 --> 00:13:09,687 What's the difference? You liked Wendy, then you didn't like her, 222 00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:12,293 and no one cares what I want. 223 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,115 Jake, buddy. Come here. 224 00:13:16,558 --> 00:13:18,952 Come here. 225 00:13:19,211 --> 00:13:21,605 Sit down. 226 00:13:22,630 --> 00:13:26,240 It's not that I don't care what you want. 227 00:13:26,241 --> 00:13:31,834 It's just that you're a kid. And what you want doesn't matter. 228 00:13:34,103 --> 00:13:36,498 Wow, I do suck. 229 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,923 H-A-T. 230 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,925 Hat. 231 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:49,232 That's it? All this time for "hat"? 232 00:13:49,570 --> 00:13:51,965 Let me see your tiles. 233 00:13:52,287 --> 00:13:54,650 See. You had "hateful." 234 00:13:54,651 --> 00:13:59,285 See, it would have fit right here, off the "A" in my "quotidian." 235 00:13:59,286 --> 00:14:01,617 Wow, how did you see that? 236 00:14:01,618 --> 00:14:04,654 I have Scrabble eyes. It's a gift. 237 00:14:04,654 --> 00:14:07,049 And sometimes a curse. 238 00:14:08,266 --> 00:14:10,948 Alan, Jake won't play with me. 239 00:14:11,845 --> 00:14:16,062 Well, I can't play with you either, Charlie. I am "occupied." 240 00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:19,514 You played "pie" at your own peril, my friend. 241 00:14:19,515 --> 00:14:21,967 -Hi, Charlie. -Hi, Rose. 242 00:14:22,327 --> 00:14:24,779 Alan, come here. 243 00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:28,428 Your move. 244 00:14:29,325 --> 00:14:31,720 What? 245 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:36,643 -What are you doing with Rose? -I'm teaching her to play Scrabble. 246 00:14:36,644 --> 00:14:40,829 -Alan, you are so naive! -"Naive," eight points. 247 00:14:41,373 --> 00:14:42,906 What? 248 00:14:42,907 --> 00:14:45,335 Sorry. I'm in my game head. 249 00:14:45,336 --> 00:14:48,650 Alan, Rose is using you to get to me. 250 00:14:49,203 --> 00:14:51,279 Do you hear the rampant egotism, 251 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,974 "rampant," 11 points, "egotism," 10, 252 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,858 coming out of your mouth? 253 00:14:54,859 --> 00:14:57,799 -I'm just saying... -Not everybody is trying to get to you. 254 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,685 The only thing that's going on here 255 00:14:59,686 --> 00:15:03,919 is two lonely people playing a game of Scrabble. 256 00:15:04,128 --> 00:15:07,322 Please tell me you're not thinking about you and Rose? 257 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,717 Me and Rose? 258 00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:19,818 Let's see. 259 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,213 One Russian blonde. 260 00:15:24,484 --> 00:15:26,879 One Scottish brunette. 261 00:15:28,926 --> 00:15:32,729 And a full-bodied redhead from Napa Valley. 262 00:15:33,944 --> 00:15:36,338 Charlie's angels. 263 00:15:39,824 --> 00:15:42,853 -Sorry. Oh, hi. -Hi. 264 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:47,652 -What are you doing here? -I'm grocery shopping. 265 00:15:47,653 --> 00:15:50,048 Here? In my supermarket? 266 00:15:51,488 --> 00:15:53,501 So this is just a coincidence? 267 00:15:53,502 --> 00:15:57,591 Well, it's not entirely. I eat food, and I live two blocks away. 268 00:15:57,592 --> 00:16:00,734 Come on, Wendy. We both know that... 269 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,142 -Everything okay? -Yeah, everything's fine. 270 00:16:04,143 --> 00:16:07,314 Dave, this is Charlie. Charlie, Dave. 271 00:16:12,293 --> 00:16:14,927 Dave, we need a Duraflame log. 272 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:18,745 Okay. 273 00:16:20,218 --> 00:16:23,825 -Who's that? Your brother? -No, he's... 274 00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:28,335 Look, Charlie, I know I probably should've given you a call, 275 00:16:28,336 --> 00:16:31,274 but I thought that after last weekend, it was pretty clear, 276 00:16:31,275 --> 00:16:33,320 it wasn't gonna work out between you and me. 277 00:16:33,321 --> 00:16:34,534 What? 278 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,346 I was happy to entertain your nephew for a while. 279 00:16:37,347 --> 00:16:39,903 I mean, he's a great kid, but who's got the energy? 280 00:16:39,903 --> 00:16:42,140 And your mother, she's been calling me all week. 281 00:16:42,141 --> 00:16:47,029 She wants to go to a spinning class with me. What is up with that? 282 00:16:47,030 --> 00:16:49,645 I thought you two hit it off. 283 00:16:49,746 --> 00:16:53,367 I'm from the Midwest. I was being polite. 284 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:56,481 What did you think was going on? 285 00:16:57,097 --> 00:16:59,397 That. 286 00:16:59,398 --> 00:17:02,689 -So, no hard feelings? -No, of course not. 287 00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:05,956 So you and Dave, how serious is that? 288 00:17:07,003 --> 00:17:09,398 Goodbye, Charlie. 289 00:17:11,638 --> 00:17:15,843 You know, you're breaking a little boy's heart. 290 00:17:17,422 --> 00:17:20,233 You see, my relationships with women, they come and go. 291 00:17:20,234 --> 00:17:21,991 But you and me, we're family. 292 00:17:21,992 --> 00:17:24,739 That's solid. That's forever. You with me? 293 00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:25,985 I think so. 294 00:17:25,986 --> 00:17:29,693 Maybe I shouldn't be laying this on you, because you're 10. 295 00:17:29,694 --> 00:17:31,515 But I'm beginning to realize 296 00:17:31,516 --> 00:17:36,467 I might not be the guy I thought everybody thought I was. 297 00:17:36,468 --> 00:17:39,629 Yeah, it's a mind blower, isn't it? 298 00:17:40,623 --> 00:17:44,361 You see, the problem isn't with who I go out with. 299 00:17:44,362 --> 00:17:46,662 The problem is with me. 300 00:17:46,663 --> 00:17:50,976 Your Uncle Charlie has major trust issues with women. 301 00:17:50,977 --> 00:17:55,259 And I think it might have something to do with my relationship with my mom. 302 00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:57,623 I understand. 303 00:17:57,624 --> 00:17:58,838 Do you? 304 00:17:58,839 --> 00:18:02,785 No, I'm just tired and I don't care anymore. 305 00:18:03,664 --> 00:18:05,166 So, we're cool? 306 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,561 -Yeah. -Good. 307 00:18:07,596 --> 00:18:09,990 -Good night. -Good night. 308 00:18:13,731 --> 00:18:16,031 -Uncle Charlie? -Yeah. 309 00:18:16,032 --> 00:18:20,208 Does this mean you don't have nuts like a fox? 310 00:18:20,698 --> 00:18:23,092 Yeah. 311 00:18:23,191 --> 00:18:25,585 That's what it means. 312 00:18:33,226 --> 00:18:35,831 Don't look at my tiles, Alan. 313 00:18:37,603 --> 00:18:42,268 Scrabble eyes, my sweet patootie. He's a tile peeker. 314 00:18:43,068 --> 00:18:46,893 Rose, listen. I think I owe you an apology. 315 00:18:46,999 --> 00:18:49,619 You mean for seducing me with your roguish charms 316 00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:53,869 and then dumping me like a bag of old doorknobs? 317 00:18:53,870 --> 00:18:56,866 That, and more recently... 318 00:18:57,608 --> 00:19:01,539 I told Alan that you were being nice to him just to get close to me. 319 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:05,118 And I've come to realize that's my own paranoia about women 320 00:19:05,119 --> 00:19:09,943 trying to manipulate me. And I'm sorry that I projected that on you. 321 00:19:09,944 --> 00:19:12,339 Come here, you big silly. 322 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:15,536 -I forgive you. -Really? 323 00:19:15,537 --> 00:19:17,931 Thank you. 324 00:19:17,966 --> 00:19:24,047 Okay. I gotta go. Your brother is out of control with that egg timer. 325 00:19:25,476 --> 00:19:27,616 You think maybe I could play with you guys? 326 00:19:27,617 --> 00:19:31,547 It's fine with me. Go ask Mr. That's-not-a-word. 327 00:19:31,548 --> 00:19:33,942 Thanks. 328 00:19:34,264 --> 00:19:36,658 And again, I'm sorry. 329 00:19:36,949 --> 00:19:39,343 I'll be right there. 330 00:19:43,851 --> 00:19:46,246 Phase 1, complete.