1 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:12,054 -Hey. -Hey. 2 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:13,347 -Hi. -Hi. Sorry I'm late. 3 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:16,265 That's okay. There you go. 4 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,227 I got you a latte. 5 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:20,187 -Thanks. -But it's not here yet. 6 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:22,689 Ah. 7 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:25,359 So how was your walk over here? 8 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:27,569 -What? -"How was your walk over here?" 9 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:29,279 I don't know why I'm so nervous. 10 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,240 Maybe it's because you feel ashamed 11 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:34,868 that you didn't trust me enough to live my own life? 12 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:36,912 Yeah, that's probably it. 13 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,455 I still don't think I should be in trouble. 14 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,666 I mean, your dad asked me to pull some strings for you, 15 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,042 so I pulled some strings for you. 16 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,503 What happened to us facing the music together? 17 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:47,881 Well, you said that. I mostly just wanted breakfast. 18 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:51,051 Alright, honey, I've been thinking a lot about this, 19 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:52,970 and about how I acted. 20 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:56,640 And I know it's easy to say it's because I love you, which I do. 21 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:59,560 I love you so, so, so, so, so, so very, very, very, very much-- 22 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:01,812 She gets that. Keep going. 23 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:03,689 But that's not it. 24 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:07,609 I spent a few years in Florida 25 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:09,611 feeling very sorry for myself. 26 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:10,904 That part's true. 27 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:13,949 I'm... 28 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:15,075 I got kinda lost. 29 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,787 And a little lonely. 30 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:22,164 And I guess I convinced myself 31 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,293 that I had to do everything I could possibly do 32 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:25,919 to keep that from happening to you. 33 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:28,880 And I am sorry. 34 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:32,509 -What do you think? -I was just barely listening, 35 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,219 but it sounded sincere. 36 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:38,682 But he was doing that thing that he does where he shits on himself a little 37 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,726 so that you feel guilty for being mad at him. 38 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:42,769 -That's not my thing. -It is. 39 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:45,354 Okay, you're leaving in a few days, thank God. 40 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,441 Well, you could have left out the "thank God" part. 41 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:48,734 -I didn't want to. -Okay. 42 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,944 -Because my life is mine. -Okay. 43 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:54,489 And I need you to promise to stay out of it 44 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:55,782 -no matter what I do. -I-- 45 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:57,241 -Before you promise... -Okay. 46 00:01:57,326 --> 00:01:59,536 ...I mean, anything, okay? 47 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,413 I could become a meth addict. 48 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:03,248 I've heard it's fun, and you get really organized. 49 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:07,377 So, if your teeth fall out, I can't say anything? 50 00:02:08,961 --> 00:02:10,255 Alright, do meth. 51 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:12,507 Live it up. 52 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:14,843 Oh, hi, Graham! I'll be right there. 53 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:16,678 Order yourself a coffee, charge it to my room. 54 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,930 -I'm also getting bacon. -Go nuts. 55 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,142 You double-booked a family crisis? 56 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:24,561 Oh, no, we helped our kid too much. Shit. 57 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,563 I really think we're all gonna be fine. 58 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:29,733 -Hi! -How did you ever think you two 59 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:32,319 -were a good match? -I didn't. 60 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,738 But it gets confusing when someone's that hot. 61 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,406 Yeah, don't I know it? 62 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:51,296 Is there, like, class today, or are we just vibing out here? 63 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:52,673 No, sorry, yeah. 64 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:54,508 Mm-hmm. 65 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,346 Well, I hope that you all enjoyed our brisk walk 66 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:00,764 through Russian history. 67 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,933 -Mm. -Some not sure, right. 68 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,726 Okay, some stony faces. 69 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,104 Fair enough. Tried my best. 70 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:13,443 Nowadays, there's an understandable shroud cast across all things Russian. 71 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:17,781 But we've spoken about quite a few interesting characters. 72 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:20,826 Go on. Favorite Russian leaders. Go. 73 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,661 -Peter the Great. -Peter the Great. 74 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:26,498 Huge strides in education, science, culture. 75 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:29,376 Yeah, great by name, great by nature. Very good. Yes. Anyone else? 76 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,628 -Stalin. -Interesting. 77 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,922 Had millions of his own citizens executed, 78 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:35,424 but very much on brand, Gina. 79 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:37,300 -Thanks ever so much. -Fucking knows my name now. 80 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,094 -Yeah, he does. -Little bitch. 81 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:42,347 Do you know who my favorite is? Mikhail Gorbachev. 82 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:43,890 I always think about him this time of year anyway, 83 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:47,269 seeing as he resigned Christmas Day, 1991. 84 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:51,231 A lot of people remember Gorby for glasnost, perestroika. 85 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:54,692 But you know the thing that I most admired about him? 86 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:59,656 He was the first Russian leader to have his wife front and center. 87 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:03,785 His critics claimed that he loved her more than he loved the country. 88 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:08,373 When she passed away, he released this CD called Songs for Raisa. 89 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:11,877 Some absolute bangers on there, you should definitely check it out. 90 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,504 You know, everyone always thought that Gorbachev 91 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,048 wanted to dismantle the Soviet state, but... 92 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,927 I just-- I don't think he did. 93 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:26,391 I mean, sure, yeah, he knew that changes were necessary. 94 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:32,898 But I believe that he just wanted the union to survive. 95 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,234 Are you crying? 96 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:39,988 Nope. 97 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:41,323 Have a great break, everyone. 98 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:43,492 Cheerio. 99 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:18,568 Look, guys, if the readers 100 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,738 care about your characters, they are in for the ride. 101 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,449 Case in point, last night I was watching TV, 102 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:26,326 and It's a Wonderful Life came on, 103 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:29,746 and I love the character of George Bailey so much 104 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:33,250 that I had to watch it all the way through to the end. 105 00:05:33,332 --> 00:05:35,335 -What's It's a Wonderful Life? -You're kidding me. 106 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:38,588 "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings." 107 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,883 Is that like a Christian movie? 'Cause, then, no, thank you. 108 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:44,636 No, it's not Christian, per se. It's... 109 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:45,929 Well, it's a Christmas movie. 110 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,348 But, so yeah, I guess it's kind of Christian. 111 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:50,100 Hold up. "Every time a bell rings, 112 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,893 -an angel gets wings"? -Right. 113 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:54,062 What if you're in, like, an arcade or something? 114 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:54,980 Yeah, that's like 115 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:56,231 -a crazy amount of angels. -Yeah. 116 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:58,984 No, there is just one angel, and his name is Clarence. 117 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,027 Clarence? Is that from the Bible? 118 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:03,738 -I think it's from Corinthians. -Are you making this up? 119 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:05,699 Because religion is not a safe topic. 120 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:07,367 No, no, no. This is a real movie. 121 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:10,829 And I would have assigned it for homework, but today is our last class. 122 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,123 So, to that point... 123 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:15,834 I do have to say 124 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:19,754 that before I came here, I... 125 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,257 -Mm, I never thought-- -Sorry, Grg. 126 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:24,050 I got a chem final in like two minutes. 127 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:25,886 Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, go! 128 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:28,638 Go, go, go, go. Have a great break. 129 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,016 And please keep writing! 130 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:32,808 Tommy. 131 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,854 Dude, you're killing me. 132 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:37,939 -Hey, I know. -You gotta get it in. You gotta get it in. 133 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,691 I know, I know. 134 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:41,943 Final draft of your chapter, please? 135 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,570 That's all I need, and you pass this course. 136 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,322 As soon as my fingers touch it, you pass. 137 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,823 Hey, man, I've been working my butt off. 138 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:50,159 I just, I really want this to be good. 139 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,912 Yeah, so I'll get it to you end of day? 140 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:54,205 -Alright. -Perfect. 141 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:56,666 Oh, also, big news. 142 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,043 I passed all my other classes. 143 00:06:58,126 --> 00:06:59,586 -Way to go! -Yeah, man. 144 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:01,796 -I even crushed my stats final. -You did? 145 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,048 -Yeah. -What'd you get? 146 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:04,549 Sexiest grade ever. 147 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,051 -Sixty-nine. -Wow. 148 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,886 -Bring it in. -D-plus, baby, come on. 149 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:09,346 Very good. Proud of you. 150 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,264 This is bullshit! 151 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:15,894 My macroeconomics professor is giving me a B. 152 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:18,021 I've never gotten a grade below an A before. 153 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,148 -What's it like? -Fuck you. 154 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:21,316 "Fuck you." 155 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,110 -You're at the business school? -Wow. 156 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:28,073 Three months in, first time he's asking me anything about my life. 157 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,616 Sorry. 158 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:32,494 Shit, did you just apologize to Mo? Are you okay? Are you dying? 159 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:35,538 No, I'm just-- I didn't really sleep very well. 160 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:36,957 Did you forget to turn on your nightlight? 161 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:41,086 I'm wrestling with a couple of things, that's all. 162 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:42,379 I'm gonna have to get to class. 163 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,924 Oh, Mo, don't worry about that B, alright? 164 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,592 I mean, I've also never gotten a grade that low, 165 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:50,512 but I'd imagine it makes one feel more... 166 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:52,555 human. 167 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,099 -There he is. -Order's restored. 168 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:55,558 It's okay to be average, Mo. 169 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,186 Ugh. 170 00:07:58,853 --> 00:07:59,896 What's the sigh? 171 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,439 Oh, nothing, nothing, nothing, just... 172 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:05,944 you and the Duke of Turtlenecks are headed to Wisconsin, 173 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:08,279 and then I never get to live with you again. 174 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:11,241 I really don't know how I'm gonna get by without you. 175 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,492 Come on. 176 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:13,702 Bring it in. 177 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:16,746 You'll be okay. 178 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,999 You can't possibly know that. 179 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:22,711 Let's do this. 180 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,213 Okay. 181 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:27,215 -May I kiss you? -Oh, God, 182 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,967 I really hate it when you ask, it's so embarrassing. 183 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,093 -Jesus. Fine. -Just do it. 184 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:36,850 You know, I don't think Katie 185 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,518 has totally forgiven me yet. 186 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:40,687 -Fathers and daughters, man. -Oh. 187 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:43,313 You should have seen my dad's face when I told him 188 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:46,192 I wanted to switch from pre-law to becoming a poet. 189 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,486 -I think I can do that face. -Do it. 190 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,864 Oh, a poet, huh? 191 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,782 That's cool. 192 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,492 All you fuckers are the same. 193 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,245 -Hey! -Hey! 194 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:58,496 -Hey, all done. -Hey. 195 00:08:58,580 --> 00:08:59,831 -Great. -I hope you dig it. 196 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,041 I hope so, too. 197 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:02,542 Don't pull any punches on me now. 198 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,127 -You got it. Sure. -Man, you're the best, Rooster! 199 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,880 Sorry, sorry! Everybody chill. 200 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:08,840 Has he ever been in a library? 201 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:10,550 One other time that I'm aware of. 202 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:13,094 That boy worships you. 203 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:16,389 He does, as do so many of the other students. 204 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:20,643 They are all bummed that you are leaving, and it's annoying. 205 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:24,731 I think you're exaggerating, but thanks. Everyone will be fine. 206 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:26,983 I won't, Greg. 207 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:31,738 I told you, I don't have a lot of friends here. 208 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:36,159 You know, I am so glad that we didn't sleep with each other. 209 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,080 -I get that a lot. -No, I get weird with people 210 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:41,623 after I have sex with them. 211 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:44,626 And no matter how it goes, I always want to make them, 212 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,002 you know, think I hate them a little bit. 213 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,962 And then, eventually, I stop talking to them. 214 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:48,922 But... 215 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:54,094 I like talking to you, and it'd be a shame if we had to stop. 216 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:55,595 You have a phone, right? 217 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:56,721 -Mm-hmm. -Great. 218 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:57,806 Perfect. 219 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,683 -Oh, damn it. -What? 220 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,436 I got an advanced copy of my new book 221 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,730 that I wanna give to you because it's the first one 222 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,649 I've written with a female protagonist. 223 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,777 -Hand it over. Hand it over. -Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. 224 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,320 It's not a Rooster book. 225 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:16,574 I had no say over the cover art, and... 226 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,953 Okay, well, there it is. 227 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,206 Greg, she ain't got no head. 228 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,083 It didn't fit on the cover. 229 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:28,128 -Ronni. -What? 230 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,505 -Come check this out. -No, no, no, no, no. 231 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,215 It's fine. No, you don't need to come. 232 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:35,343 -What's up? -Greg's got a new book. 233 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:40,098 Do you see any other women in this library with a body like that? 234 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,642 I don't know, and I'm not going to check. 235 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:46,229 -Are you pleased with yourself? -Yes, I am. 236 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,067 So, what are you guys doing over break? 237 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,194 Lily's gonna come meet me in New York right after Christmas, 238 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:55,446 and we're gonna go to the Marcel Duchamp exhibition at MoMA. 239 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,699 -Fun! -And maybe, like, go to some clubs 240 00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:58,950 and, like, drink our faces off? 241 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,493 I don't know, sorry! 242 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,954 Right, but you're gonna pretend it's for the Duchamp thing? 243 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,664 Yeah, but we just might not have time for that. 244 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,291 I just don't know who Duchamp is, so... 245 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:07,584 You're my TA! 246 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,669 -Okay. -You should come meet us 247 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,462 -in New York. -Please! It'd be so fun. 248 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:14,632 I'd love to. But I'm gonna be-- I'm gonna be in London. 249 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:15,967 -Oh. -With Archie. 250 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:17,927 Oh. 251 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,846 -Okay. -I get it. 252 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,849 But I gotta get used to saying it out loud. 253 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,852 And I need the people that care about me to not be too disappointed. 254 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,687 -Okay, yeah, sorry. Yeah. -Yeah, we love you. 255 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:28,771 -Give us another shot. -Yes. 256 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,190 -Okay, yeah? Okay. -Yeah. 257 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:31,524 I'm getting back together with Archie. 258 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,776 -Ew-uh! You're a pervert! -No! No! No! No! No! 259 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,028 -You guys are not funny. -Katie. 260 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,030 -You're not. -No, we're hilarious. 261 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,157 Greg, absolutely awful decision 262 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,867 -to leave us. -Well. 263 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,703 I will be president of this college 264 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:46,706 until Cristle drags my corpse out of this office. 265 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,458 -I'm not doing that. -Yes, you are. 266 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:49,918 I'll just call someone. 267 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,294 Makes sense. He's big. 268 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,047 Greg, I'm very mad at you. 269 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,382 Oh. Why? 270 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,843 You set the bar so high for me with men. 271 00:11:58,927 --> 00:11:59,844 Oh. 272 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,013 Jake asked me out for coffee. 273 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,599 Well, he's a nice guy. He's just had some issues. 274 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,559 And he is way above that bar. 275 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,395 -Oh. Great. -He's really nice to me. 276 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,439 And I like his hair. 277 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,733 -He has good hair. -Sometimes when he looks at me, 278 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:18,363 I don't know if he's lost in thought or if he wants to murder me. 279 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:20,573 But it's exciting. 280 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:22,158 Knock, knock. 281 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,035 Ooh. Sorry to interrupt. 282 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,662 Don't wanna ruin the moment that's brewing here. 283 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,163 You ruin every moment. 284 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,122 Okay. 285 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,209 I have to proverbially bite a few bullets today, 286 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,044 so I may as well just, "boop-boop..." 287 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,379 ...pop this one out of the chamber and... 288 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,339 metaphorically chomp upon it. 289 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,967 Talking like that, that's why people hate you. 290 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:42,428 Greg, I think that you and I are gonna have to mend some fences. 291 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,973 Why would I ever do that? 292 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:46,057 Well... 293 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,019 She can't go back to that jerk! 294 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,063 Oh, my God, I can't believe our daughter 295 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:55,024 is getting back together with her super handsome husband, 296 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,859 who she really likes to have sex with. 297 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,445 Could we be on the same page for just once in our lives? 298 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:00,905 We are on the same page. 299 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:05,076 I think Archie is an arrogant piece of shit. Always have. 300 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,078 We have to call her, tell her not to do this. 301 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:10,581 Were you not just at that breakfast that you made me go to? 302 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:11,958 I don't care. I'm gonna call. 303 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,085 -What are you doing? -I'm saving you from yourself. 304 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,378 -Give me the phone. -Nope. 305 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,297 -Give me the phone, Beth. Beth! -No. No. 306 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:21,759 No, and no, and no, and no, and no. And now, it's in my butt. 307 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:24,012 You can get it if you want, but you never used to like that. 308 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,556 Beth, come on. 309 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,640 Fine. 310 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:31,769 Do the one thing that you promised her you wouldn't do. 311 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,396 'Cause that way, she'll never talk to you again, 312 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,857 and then I will have someone to go skiing with at Christmas. 313 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,233 Yay! 314 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,153 Wanna get drunk? 315 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,321 I mean, always. 316 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,072 That's a red flag. 317 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,285 My mom gets so overly excited about Christmas. 318 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,995 We're only in Wisconsin for five days, 319 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,497 and she wants to have three tree-trimming parties. 320 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:52,957 That is too much tree trimming. 321 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,667 Ready to walk me home, stud? 322 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:58,921 We need to talk. 323 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,049 Could you sit? 324 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,009 Why aren't you looking at me? 325 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,054 That's kind of my thing. 326 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:07,638 Please. 327 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,768 Think I'm gonna just stand until you tell me what's going on. 328 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,812 You're a great woman, Sunny. 329 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,314 I know. 330 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,608 And you're gonna be a fantastic mum. 331 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,569 And mark my words, I'm gonna be the best father to Robin. 332 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,363 It's not fucking Robin. 333 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,492 I'm still married to Katie, 334 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,286 and I feel like I really have to see it through. 335 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,998 I don't wanna hear this. 336 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,958 Please stop. 337 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:38,586 I'm sorry. 338 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,508 Wow. 339 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,720 I knew this was always a possibility. 340 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,556 I just didn't think it would hurt me. 341 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,268 -Things don't usually hurt me. -Well, you're only human. 342 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:55,561 I'm still talking. 343 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,106 God, you love the sound of your voice. 344 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:00,900 The problem is... 345 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:02,985 I do, too. 346 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,407 This is a mistake. 347 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:09,700 Yeah. 348 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,995 You're choosing the wrong path. 349 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,125 Okay, regrouping. 350 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,209 That's it. 351 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:22,797 Look, if we weren't having a kid, I'd probably just tell you to fuck off, 352 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,924 maybe slash your tires, and move on. 353 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,051 But I am going to Wisconsin 354 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:31,139 tomorrow, and if you wanna go with me, be at the apartment by 8:00. 355 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,932 I'm not gonna be there, darling. 356 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,350 Then that's your loss. 357 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,312 And you will regret it. 358 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,781 There's no more wine, so we're switching to bourbon, 359 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,242 which I think is healthy and responsible. 360 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,037 I only drink moonshine. Why do you have this? 361 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:59,834 I captured it, and now it is mine, as is the Viking tradition. 362 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:03,004 Oh, that does not smell great in there. 363 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,380 -Well... -Sorry, Bluey. 364 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,965 You get used to the smell. 365 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,217 I wear it around the house sometimes. 366 00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:13,598 You used to make so much fun of me for my attachment to this school, 367 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:17,059 and now you love it. Apologize. 368 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,061 I'm very sorry. I do love it. 369 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:20,855 So why are you leaving? 370 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,650 Because I'm cramping my daughter's style. 371 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,904 You have to stop doing that. You have to stop living for other people. 372 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,574 I, myself, basically just do whatever the hell makes me happiest. 373 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,409 -Everyone's aware. -There's an argument 374 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:37,246 for me doing that a little bit less, but you definitely need to do it more. 375 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,998 Yeah, well, I'm trying. 376 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,250 Would you care for a little bourbon in your wine glass, ma'am? 377 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,669 I'm going to call it a night. 378 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,588 Oh! Okay. 379 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,799 I have to do one thing before I go. 380 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:51,636 This has been bugging me. 381 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,012 -Hold on. -What are-- 382 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,972 Okay, the hook is still here. 383 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,641 Oh, there she is! 384 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,768 That's from Fortune magazine. It was the only picture 385 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,019 I could find, you're welcome. 386 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,021 I will cherish it forever. 387 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,189 -Good night. -Good night. 388 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,525 Stay away from your phone. 389 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,652 I can't guarantee anything I do once you leave. 390 00:17:09,694 --> 00:17:11,113 Just say the word, I will stay longer. 391 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,741 I'm fine. Seriously, I'm good. 392 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,492 -You sure? -Yeah, I'm good. 393 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,287 -You sure? -Yeah. 394 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,372 You sure? 395 00:17:19,454 --> 00:17:20,623 Don't. 396 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,709 -Okay. Sorry. -Don't do that. 397 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,796 I got a little caught up with you and me doing the mom and dad thing. 398 00:17:26,878 --> 00:17:27,838 It was nice. 399 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:28,923 Mm. 400 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,926 It took me a long time to get over you, Beth. 401 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,722 So, maybe you should not give Katie such a hard time 402 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,683 for struggling with the exact same thing. 403 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,893 Are you actually pretending you were trying 404 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,646 -to teach me a lesson just then? -Come on! 405 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,856 I really never know what the hell I'm doing. 406 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,150 -Me neither. -That, I knew. 407 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,575 Tommy, I read your paper. 408 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,285 This is fantastic. 409 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:58,703 I shouldn't do this, 410 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,162 but I am going to, anyway. 411 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,290 This was the best one in class. 412 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,542 That is awesome, dude! 413 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,294 Oh, man, I wanna ask you what your favorite part is, 414 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:07,712 but I don't wanna seem too needy. 415 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,297 I think you should ask. 416 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,841 -What was your favorite part? -Your main character, Boone. 417 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,551 The line about him dressing like he doesn't care 418 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,094 what he looks like, but he really does? 419 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:18,014 I felt like I instantly knew who that guy was. 420 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,225 -Dude, fuck yeah. -But then, when he sees that picture 421 00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,768 -of himself as a little kid... -Mm-hmm. 422 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,520 -...everything turns. -Changes it all. 423 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,314 That's the thing about a great character. 424 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:30,067 Down deep, they already know who they are, who they want to be. 425 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:34,905 All they need is that one tiny little thing to wake 'em up. 426 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,241 So, my dad's offered us the carriage house. 427 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,994 But honestly, I think we should just go to Claridge's. 428 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,246 Just make a proper, like, holiday of it, you know? Be really great. 429 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,415 You have some spinach in your teeth. 430 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:45,958 -Huh? Hm? -Oh. 431 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,960 Mm. Mm, mm. 432 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,797 -Have you started packing yet? -It's still there. 433 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,132 -Hm? -Oh, yeah. 434 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,386 Mm. How's that? 435 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,638 -That better? -Nope. 436 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,390 Mm, mm. Mm. 437 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,100 Now? 438 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,728 I can't be with you. 439 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,983 What do you mean? 440 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:14,278 You know, I've had a lot of one-on-one meetings with teachers. 441 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:15,738 This is the first one I've ever liked. 442 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,948 I'm glad. 443 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,160 I gotta work at Art's tonight. 444 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,704 You should come by, say goodbye. I could steal you some fries. 445 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,414 Is Spooner and the guys gonna be there? 446 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,874 No, no, they already left for break. 447 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,709 Oh. Okay, yeah, I'll come by. 448 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,336 -Alright, I'll see you then. -Alright. 449 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,272 Katie. Bloody hell, there you are. 450 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,899 -Oh, good, you found me. -Christ. 451 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,026 You can't just drop a bomb like that and then run off. 452 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,569 -I think we need to have a talk. -I don't think we do. 453 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:56,696 -We do. -No, we don't. 454 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,656 -We do. -We don't. 455 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,784 I don't wanna be with you anymore. 456 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,079 What, 'cause I had some spinach in my teeth? 457 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,332 You are always gonna have spinach in your teeth to me. 458 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,000 -Metaphorically. -Okay, is it-- 459 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:12,461 Whatever's going on right now with you is insane. 460 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,338 Oh, sorry. Then, I will take you back. 461 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,841 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Katie, stop! Stop, stop! 462 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,677 I love you. Come on, I'm just-- 463 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,221 I'm just a boy standing in front of you with his heart in his hand-- 464 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,265 Oh, God, do you hear yourself? 465 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,016 Okay, well, then make me understand. 466 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:31,814 No matter what I need you to be, you will always be you. 467 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:34,525 -Is that a bad thing? -Come on. 468 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,569 On some level, you must know you're not the greatest guy. 469 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:38,821 Wow, maybe not, okay. 470 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,992 Look, I'm actually glad that we got back together, 471 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,578 even if it was just for 36 hours. 472 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,830 Because when it was my choice, all of this? 473 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,458 So much clearer, you know? 474 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,668 I was talking to my friends, 475 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,337 and I was so worried that they were gonna be disappointed in me 476 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,422 for taking you back, 477 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,966 and let's be honest, everybody I know and love would be. 478 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,427 -Roscoe wouldn't. -No, not Roscoe, the dog. 479 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,137 You are right about that. 480 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,681 But it's actually not about their disappointment. 481 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,017 The truth is, I was just so disappointed in myself. 482 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,604 'Cause I don't need you to make me feel special. 483 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,607 I don't know if you've heard... 484 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,234 but I'm a rock star. 485 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,696 I sabotaged my life with the mother of my child. 486 00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,783 -For you. -My bad. 487 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:26,076 In fairness, though, 488 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,621 you really-- you started all of that yourself, so I-- 489 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,080 You know what? No. 490 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,667 Archie Bates... 491 00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:38,005 I truly hope that you end up happy. 492 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,673 That's really coming through, yeah. 493 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,223 Oh, I want a divorce. 494 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,267 No rush though. I know the holidays can be crazy. 495 00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:51,185 We'll figure it out. 496 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:56,482 Hey, Dylan, I have 497 00:21:56,565 --> 00:22:00,110 left a Christmas present for you outside your house. 498 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:02,822 Please be sure to feed it. 499 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:06,408 I was gonna ask if you wanted to go over to Art's with me, 500 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:09,912 but your lights are out, so I figure you're asleep. 501 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,623 I will, I'll just come by in the morning, say goodbye. 502 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:13,791 Alright. See ya. 503 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,260 It's a wonderful life, bitch! 504 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,307 Told you people cared. 505 00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:34,603 Oh, wow. I don't know what to say. 506 00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:36,814 Spooner, why don't you have a shirt on? 507 00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:38,274 I'm an angel. 508 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,651 -Me and George made the wings. -Yeah. 509 00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:42,444 You guys never saw that movie, did you? 510 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:43,779 -No. -Not in the slightest. 511 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,406 Pass that man a beer. 512 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,616 Oh, hell yeah! Come on, Greg. 513 00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:49,952 Well, cheers. 514 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,038 Sunny? 515 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:55,207 I'm gonna have to get that key back. Sunny! 516 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,876 -Sunny? -Sunny, he's here! 517 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:58,878 By the grace of God, he made it! 518 00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:01,088 Shit! I almost forgot. 519 00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:03,215 Fred and I got her onto an earlier flight. 520 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,509 -What? -She left hours ago. 521 00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:07,011 She's finally free. 522 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,179 Aw, you look sad. 523 00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:10,639 You need your mummy? 524 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,600 No? 525 00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:15,144 Well, do you mind locking up when you leave? 526 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,687 I got somewhere to be. 527 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,212 To be continued. 528 00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:49,219 -Let's just-- Mr. Russo! -I don't wanna talk about it. 529 00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:50,679 Ronni's got something to say. 530 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:53,182 I didn't hate it. 531 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,517 Ronni, I'm sorry, that must have been so hard for you. 532 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:56,769 It was hard for me, thank you. 533 00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:00,064 Guys? 534 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,900 I just wanted to thank you for all the hot chocolates. 535 00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:04,193 Thank you, Darren. 536 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,569 Thank you, Marta. 537 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:10,866 -Hey, Susan. -Hi. 538 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,409 -How are you? -There you are. 539 00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:15,537 -Mm. Smell so good. -Alright. 540 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:18,082 My mom's girlfriend, Sharon, she is such a fan. 541 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:19,249 -Aw. -She loves your books. 542 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,709 She doesn't even believe that I know you. 543 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:23,003 Anyways, you wanna do a quick video for her? 544 00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:28,008 -Why can't-- well... -Hey, fuck you, Sharon! 545 00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:29,468 -Fuck you! -Hey, Sharon, how are ya? 546 00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:30,761 You don't tell me who I know. 547 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:32,554 -Look. Look. -Hey. How you doing? 548 00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:39,103 Okay, guys. That's enough. That's enough. 549 00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:40,938 Oh. Okay, one more! 550 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,733 Goodbye. 551 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:46,694 For once and for all. 552 00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:47,695 For once and for all. 553 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:49,780 Hey. 554 00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:50,990 -Goodbye for real. -Okay. 555 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:55,119 Bye. 556 00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:58,288 -Rooster. -Hm? 557 00:24:58,789 --> 00:24:59,873 Hey. 558 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:01,500 I just want to say thank you, man. 559 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,127 For everything. 560 00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:05,796 Seriously, you... 561 00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:06,839 You changed my life. 562 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,049 You changed your life. 563 00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:15,597 Also, we racked up a big tab, 564 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:17,307 -and I don't have any money. -It's fine. 565 00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:20,185 -I'll take care of it. -Yeah? Thanks. 566 00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:22,312 Hey, hey, he said he's paying for everything. 567 00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:23,605 -Oh shit! -Get some more. Get some more. 568 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:27,026 Hey. You wanna say something before everybody starts to split? 569 00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:28,318 Oh, no, I really don't. 570 00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:29,570 Okay. 571 00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:31,238 Everybody! 572 00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:35,534 Greg so badly wants to say something. 573 00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:36,869 Oh, thank you, Dylan. 574 00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:38,954 -Mm-hmm. -Okay. 575 00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:42,541 Hello. 576 00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:44,668 This is a great surprise. 577 00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:47,129 I really appreciate you all being here. 578 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,547 I am very lucky. 579 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,511 I have the most wonderful daughter. 580 00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:55,679 -Oh, God. -Aw. 581 00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:57,431 There she is. That's Katie. 582 00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:58,807 -They know. -She's the best. 583 00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:02,936 I write stories for a living. 584 00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:06,231 I am very, very good at beer pong. 585 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,486 Some of you probably don't know this, 586 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:14,573 but I'm a pretty awkward, uncomfortable guy. 587 00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:15,657 What? 588 00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:17,284 No, we know. 589 00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:20,871 And I guess I just never felt like I belonged anywhere. 590 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:25,584 But you all made me feel like I belonged here. 591 00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:29,171 And I thank you for that. 592 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:31,965 And I will never forget it. 593 00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:37,137 That is my best friend right there. 594 00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:39,640 Come here. 595 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:53,779 I ended it. 596 00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:56,115 For good this time. 597 00:26:58,325 --> 00:26:59,535 Okay. 598 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:02,329 Honey, it's your life. 599 00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:04,039 You have to do what you want to do. 600 00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:10,462 -Go ahead. -Yes! 601 00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:11,547 Yes! 602 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,507 Thank you! Thank you! 603 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,300 -Oh! -Thank you! 604 00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:17,010 Oh, I'm so happy. 605 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:19,638 I'm sorry. 606 00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:21,807 -Are you okay? -I am. 607 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:23,433 -Really? -I am, I'm really good. 608 00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:25,018 Okay. Okay. 609 00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:34,570 -So pretty. -Yeah. 610 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,196 Really gonna miss this place. 611 00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,241 Well, don't leave on my account. 612 00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:42,578 What? 613 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,788 I don't want you calling me every day from Florida 614 00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:46,874 using your sad voice. 615 00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:48,208 "Hey, Katie." 616 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:51,920 That is frighteningly accurate. 617 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:53,463 Oh, hon, I just... 618 00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:57,759 I don't wanna stick around here and keep complicating your life. 619 00:27:57,843 --> 00:28:00,095 Yeah, but you'd probably do that from anywhere. 620 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:02,973 -You're not wrong. -Mm-hmm. 621 00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:23,785 Hello, Greg. 622 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:25,621 Hold your horses. 623 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:29,833 Oh, that's not a good noise to make on the phone. 624 00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:32,044 I make noises, Greg. You know that. 625 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:33,795 What can I do for you? 626 00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:37,758 What if I did want to come back next semester? 627 00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:39,176 Would that be ridiculous? 628 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:40,135 No. 629 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:44,806 You will make a lot of people happy around here. 630 00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:48,852 Plus, you and I can do our last hurrah together. 631 00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:51,563 What do you mean? 632 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,608 They gave your ex-wife my job. 633 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:58,737 She will be the new president of Ludlow. 634 00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:01,740 Graham just let me know, and we will start 635 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:03,992 the transition next semester. 636 00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:05,494 I didn't... 637 00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:09,081 Are you okay? 638 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,832 Well, I'll tell you what. 639 00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:14,836 It is one beautiful night, Greg, 640 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,422 and I am going to enjoy it. 641 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:19,800 Merry Christmas, pal. 642 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,302 Merry Christmas, Walt. 643 00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:49,306 Bye-bye.