1 00:36:53,340 --> 00:36:54,440 Okay. 2 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:55,610 There you go. 3 00:36:55,650 --> 00:36:57,110 Oh. Oh, boy. 4 00:36:59,020 --> 00:37:00,580 Hold your ponytail. 5 00:37:03,450 --> 00:37:04,320 Yup. 6 00:37:04,350 --> 00:37:06,960 Try not to fall in when you bend over. 7 00:37:11,090 --> 00:37:13,030 Somebody forget to flush. 8 00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:14,060 Let's get out of here. 9 00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:15,330 I thought you want to throw up. 10 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,670 I'm fine. Let's get out of here. 11 00:37:17,700 --> 00:37:18,570 I thought you had to throw up. 12 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,700 I'm fine. Let's go, now! 13 00:37:19,740 --> 00:37:20,940 Whoa, whoa. What did you see? 14 00:37:20,970 --> 00:37:22,370 What's in the stall, man? 15 00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:29,650 Oh, God! 16 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,850 Who the hell is that? 17 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:33,880 Why is he wearing a tuxedo? 18 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,150 I... I don't know! Okay? 19 00:37:35,180 --> 00:37:36,620 Let's just go before the same thing happens to us! 20 00:37:36,650 --> 00:37:37,850 Who would do that to us? 21 00:37:37,890 --> 00:37:39,390 Jesus, who would do that to him? 22 00:37:39,420 --> 00:37:40,860 You're the gambler but my money is on the crazy 23 00:37:40,890 --> 00:37:42,320 English fucker at the bar! 24 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,690 The guy who came out as we were coming in. 25 00:37:43,730 --> 00:37:44,830 No way. 26 00:37:44,860 --> 00:37:48,560 But I bet you're right. 27 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:49,430 What? 28 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,200 Would you come? 29 00:37:57,340 --> 00:37:58,570 Okay, but why would he still be sitting out there 30 00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:00,080 if nothing happened? 31 00:38:00,110 --> 00:38:01,310 Wait, what if we're wrong? 32 00:38:01,340 --> 00:38:03,210 What if he just had to go to bathroom 33 00:38:03,250 --> 00:38:05,150 and doesn't even know anything about the other guy in here. 34 00:38:05,180 --> 00:38:06,410 Do you really wanna stay and find out? 35 00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:09,820 What? We can't just walk right out past him now. 36 00:38:09,850 --> 00:38:11,050 If he did do it, then he will assume 37 00:38:11,090 --> 00:38:11,990 that we saw something. 38 00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:13,520 Shit, he's coming. 39 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:14,490 Go, go! 40 00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:15,630 He's coming. 41 00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:17,960 Oh, okay. 42 00:38:17,990 --> 00:38:18,860 Let's find... 43 00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:20,430 Window! Window now! 44 00:38:20,460 --> 00:38:21,760 Houdini couldn't escape through that. 45 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,500 Okay. But maybe if we're lucky, he will think that we did. 46 00:38:23,530 --> 00:38:24,900 Goddamnit! 47 00:38:24,930 --> 00:38:26,370 Hide in there. 48 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,070 Whoo! Okay. 49 00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:28,940 We need weapons. 50 00:38:28,970 --> 00:38:30,470 Yeah. 51 00:38:30,510 --> 00:38:31,740 Ha-ha! 52 00:38:31,770 --> 00:38:32,940 Why do you get the plunger? What the hell am I gonna use? 53 00:38:32,980 --> 00:38:34,080 The power of your love for Denise. 54 00:38:34,110 --> 00:38:35,010 I don't give a shit. 55 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,480 Oh, shit, he's gonna see our feet. 56 00:38:36,510 --> 00:38:37,880 Get up! Get up. 57 00:38:37,910 --> 00:38:38,950 Oh, shit. 58 00:38:38,980 --> 00:38:40,520 I don't wanna die like this, stuck in a... 59 00:38:40,550 --> 00:38:42,820 a dirty bathroom stall of a dive bar with you. 60 00:38:42,850 --> 00:38:45,090 Shhh. Shut, shh. 61 00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,800 Oh, my. 62 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:05,270 Those two must have escaped out of this narrow little window. 63 00:39:05,310 --> 00:39:07,480 I guess I better leave now. 64 00:39:07,510 --> 00:39:11,480 But first, I'll use the bathroom. 65 00:39:11,510 --> 00:39:12,520 This stall is taken. 66 00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:15,950 Yah! 67 00:39:37,910 --> 00:39:40,110 De toilet. 68 00:39:40,140 --> 00:39:41,340 The toilet! 69 00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:42,780 - What does it mean? - It just seemed... 70 00:39:42,810 --> 00:39:45,180 Get the fuck out of that toilet! 71 00:39:48,550 --> 00:39:50,320 Please, don't kill us. 72 00:39:50,350 --> 00:39:51,650 Why would I want to kill you? 73 00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:52,990 Ah, well, I've... 74 00:39:53,020 --> 00:39:54,360 All right, listen, mister. 75 00:39:54,390 --> 00:39:55,490 Mister? 76 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,160 - Archie. - Okay. 77 00:39:57,190 --> 00:39:58,930 - Archie. - Okay, Archie. 78 00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,360 - Archie. - Archie. 79 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:04,630 The guy in the stall, you didn't, did you? 80 00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,800 Yes, I did. 81 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,140 - Why? - For you, Dave. 82 00:40:08,170 --> 00:40:09,400 For me? What are you talking about? 83 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,710 I don't even know who that is. 84 00:40:10,740 --> 00:40:12,240 You don't know who that is? 85 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,080 He is absolutely pivotal to your future happiness 86 00:40:15,110 --> 00:40:16,780 and you don't know who he is. 87 00:40:19,220 --> 00:40:20,780 I'm terribly sorry, sir. 88 00:40:20,820 --> 00:40:21,780 Sir, we're cleaning here. 89 00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:22,990 I got to go! 90 00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:24,950 We've all got to go sometimes, sir. 91 00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:27,090 You probably sooner than most. 92 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,190 Right. 93 00:40:31,230 --> 00:40:32,190 Now, where was I? 94 00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:33,200 The... the... the guy in the stall. 95 00:40:33,230 --> 00:40:34,330 Ah, yes, yes, yes! 96 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,330 The guy in the stall. 97 00:40:36,370 --> 00:40:37,830 Right. 98 00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:40,040 Meet Henry. 99 00:40:40,070 --> 00:40:42,140 - Henry Cherkis. - Henry Cherkis? 100 00:40:42,170 --> 00:40:43,440 Who the hell is Henry Cherkis? 101 00:40:43,470 --> 00:40:46,580 Henry Cherkis as in Mr. and Mrs. Henry Cherkis 102 00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:48,210 or more specifically, 103 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:52,920 Mr. and Mrs. Henry and Denise Cherkis. 104 00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:54,120 Holy shit! 105 00:40:54,150 --> 00:40:56,550 Holy shit! 106 00:40:56,590 --> 00:40:58,220 Uh... 107 00:40:58,250 --> 00:41:00,020 This is the guy that Denise is marrying? 108 00:41:00,060 --> 00:41:01,760 Yep, in about three hours' time. 109 00:41:01,790 --> 00:41:02,730 Mind you, I think you're a lot 110 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:03,830 cuter than him. 111 00:41:03,860 --> 00:41:06,060 Okay, that explains the tux. 112 00:41:06,100 --> 00:41:07,430 It doesn't explain why you beat him, 113 00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:09,370 tied him up, and brought him here. 114 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,370 Well, of course, it does, so that she wouldn't marry him. 115 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,740 I mean, how are you going to get her back 116 00:41:13,770 --> 00:41:15,600 if she gets married? 117 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,910 - I still don't understand. - What? 118 00:41:17,940 --> 00:41:19,810 This isn't brain surgery. 119 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,680 Look, you cannot have a marriage if the groom 120 00:41:23,710 --> 00:41:25,050 is not there. 121 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,380 - Am I right? - Yeah, uh, yeah. 122 00:41:26,420 --> 00:41:29,220 I think I see what you're trying to do here. 123 00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:32,360 So you see, Dave, this is your great opportunity. 124 00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:34,890 You are going to have a chance to do something 125 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:38,530 that very few men in life ever get the chance to do. 126 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,860 You have a chance of bringing back the one 127 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:45,170 that got away and taking her on the very day that she's due 128 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,300 to get married to somebody else. 129 00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:50,440 Wow! Isn't that exciting? 130 00:41:50,470 --> 00:41:52,780 Hey! I think it's exciting! 131 00:41:52,810 --> 00:41:54,540 Wow. Right? 132 00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:55,310 Oh. 133 00:41:55,340 --> 00:41:57,880 Excuse me, one moment. 134 00:41:57,910 --> 00:41:58,910 Ooh. 135 00:41:58,950 --> 00:42:00,480 Okay, I... I still don't understand 136 00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,120 how you know about me and Denise. 137 00:42:02,150 --> 00:42:03,350 Come on, Dave. 138 00:42:03,390 --> 00:42:06,060 For God's sake, man. 139 00:42:06,090 --> 00:42:07,320 Look! 140 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:11,660 Why does it matter if how I know what I know, hey? 141 00:42:11,690 --> 00:42:12,660 Of course, it matters. 142 00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:14,430 You nearly beat someone to death on my behalf 143 00:42:14,460 --> 00:42:16,400 and I don't even know who you are or why you did it. 144 00:42:16,430 --> 00:42:19,940 On the first point, I did not beat him to death, 145 00:42:19,970 --> 00:42:21,510 I merely rendered him unconscious. 146 00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:23,570 Secondly, you know my name! 147 00:42:23,610 --> 00:42:25,310 And thirdly, you know what I want to do. 148 00:42:25,340 --> 00:42:28,140 Now, any more information is totally superfluous. 149 00:42:28,180 --> 00:42:29,850 Look, I don't want any part of this, okay? 150 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:34,650 So just let us go and get that guy in there. 151 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:35,320 Henry, Henry. 152 00:42:35,350 --> 00:42:36,490 - Henry. - Yeah. 153 00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:39,820 Some help and I... we'll uh, just uh, you know, 154 00:42:39,860 --> 00:42:40,720 forget we ever saw this. 155 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:45,130 Oh, I... unfortunately, I don't think 156 00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,230 we're ever gonna forget this. 157 00:42:47,260 --> 00:42:50,400 You know, you're really worrying me 158 00:42:50,430 --> 00:42:53,300 because right at the moment, I... I... I'm... 159 00:42:53,340 --> 00:42:55,770 I confess I'm surprised by your response. 160 00:42:55,810 --> 00:42:57,040 Surprised? 161 00:42:57,070 --> 00:42:59,040 You expect me to bring the gasoline to torch his body? 162 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:00,440 Whoa, whoa, okay. 163 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:03,150 Archie, not that Dave is not grateful 164 00:43:03,180 --> 00:43:05,480 and this isn't a tremendous gesture of... 165 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:06,880 of support on your part, 166 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,180 but what I think Dave is saying... 167 00:43:08,220 --> 00:43:10,820 I don't give a fuck what Dave thinks 168 00:43:10,850 --> 00:43:13,660 he's trying to say. 169 00:43:13,690 --> 00:43:16,090 Nor do I appreciate any assistance from somebody 170 00:43:16,130 --> 00:43:17,890 who has to rely on a complete stranger 171 00:43:17,930 --> 00:43:20,960 to do the job that she should have done herself 172 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,700 for her best friend. 173 00:43:22,730 --> 00:43:26,600 You expected me to kidnap the groom? 174 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,140 Oh. Was I supposed to do that? 175 00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:29,310 No! No! 176 00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:30,370 Of course, not! This guy is insane. 177 00:43:30,410 --> 00:43:31,040 I would do... I would do anything for you! 178 00:43:31,070 --> 00:43:32,170 Stop! Stop! Stop! 179 00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:33,110 All right, all right, all right. 180 00:43:34,110 --> 00:43:35,580 Let's just... 181 00:43:35,610 --> 00:43:36,810 I don't want any part of this. 182 00:43:36,850 --> 00:43:37,680 Part of this? 183 00:43:37,710 --> 00:43:40,920 Oh, Dave, you're the whole of this. 184 00:43:40,950 --> 00:43:41,920 Bullshit! 185 00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:46,820 Okay. I didn't do this, you did. 186 00:43:46,860 --> 00:43:48,560 Let's get out of here. I'm calling the cops. 187 00:43:48,590 --> 00:43:49,890 Okay. 188 00:43:49,930 --> 00:43:50,930 You go call the cops. 189 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:54,160 And in the meantime, I'm gonna drown Henry here 190 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:55,500 in the toilet. 191 00:43:56,870 --> 00:44:01,670 By the time the cops get here, poor Henry is going to be dead. 192 00:44:02,710 --> 00:44:04,810 And then you're gonna have a little dilemma, 193 00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:08,310 aren't you, because I'm going to tell them 194 00:44:08,340 --> 00:44:11,750 that I saw you dragging him into the toilet. 195 00:44:11,780 --> 00:44:16,550 And you, the demented, obsessive, 196 00:44:16,590 --> 00:44:22,090 possessive ex-boyfriend of the divine and lovely Denise 197 00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:27,760 is going to have to explain how her husband-to-be 198 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:32,870 ended up dead meeting you on the very morning 199 00:44:32,900 --> 00:44:35,240 of their marriage. 200 00:44:35,270 --> 00:44:37,070 - We are fucked. - How can we be fucked, okay? 201 00:44:38,070 --> 00:44:39,180 This is all his doing. 202 00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:40,210 We didn't do any of this. 203 00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:41,410 I know that and you know that, 204 00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:46,250 but even I would believe his story over ours. 205 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:47,580 Why are you doing this to me? 206 00:44:47,620 --> 00:44:50,990 All's fair in love and war. 207 00:44:51,020 --> 00:44:53,220 And you want to know why? 208 00:44:53,260 --> 00:44:54,860 There's not much difference between the two. 209 00:44:54,890 --> 00:44:56,390 What the hell does that even mean? 210 00:44:56,430 --> 00:45:00,000 What it means is this, you do whatever you can, 211 00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:06,100 whenever you can, however you can in order to win. 212 00:45:06,140 --> 00:45:08,300 True that. 213 00:45:08,340 --> 00:45:10,610 Every gambler is looking for a competitive edge. 214 00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:11,540 And what's your edge? 215 00:45:11,580 --> 00:45:13,280 Let me show you your edge. 216 00:45:13,310 --> 00:45:14,610 This is Henry here. 217 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:18,250 Henry here is your main rival for Denise's affections. 218 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,880 And as we can see... 219 00:45:21,820 --> 00:45:25,050 Henry here is in no position to fight you over her. 220 00:45:25,090 --> 00:45:26,060 Am I right, Henry? 221 00:45:26,090 --> 00:45:27,720 Am I right? 222 00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:28,990 Okay. 223 00:45:29,020 --> 00:45:30,060 Good boy. 224 00:45:30,090 --> 00:45:31,190 Nice job. 225 00:45:31,230 --> 00:45:32,530 Nice job. 226 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:37,870 So instead of hanging around and bitching and moaning, 227 00:45:37,900 --> 00:45:39,870 why don't you take this opportunity 228 00:45:39,900 --> 00:45:42,640 that presents itself and get back the girl 229 00:45:42,670 --> 00:45:44,570 you claimed that you are in love with? 230 00:45:44,610 --> 00:45:45,770 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 231 00:45:45,810 --> 00:45:47,380 I'm sure the kidnapping and beating of her fiancé 232 00:45:47,410 --> 00:45:49,180 is exactly the thing that's gonna convince her 233 00:45:49,210 --> 00:45:52,150 that she should be with me. 234 00:45:52,180 --> 00:45:56,290 It is a little romantic. 235 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,550 What? 236 00:45:57,590 --> 00:45:59,390 Shakespearean, really, even if you think about it. 237 00:45:59,420 --> 00:46:00,560 Stop talking, Morris. 238 00:46:00,590 --> 00:46:03,990 A guy willing to go to this extreme to win back 239 00:46:04,030 --> 00:46:04,760 the woman that he loves. 240 00:46:04,790 --> 00:46:07,900 Oh, fantastic attitude, Morris! 241 00:46:07,930 --> 00:46:08,900 Huh, thank you! 242 00:46:08,930 --> 00:46:09,730 Whoa! 243 00:46:09,770 --> 00:46:10,570 Archie. 244 00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,130 Yeah. 245 00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:13,970 Come on. 246 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,770 We're talking about assault and kidnapping here. 247 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,580 Are you saying that you do not want Denise back? 248 00:46:18,610 --> 00:46:19,580 Of cour... I do... I... 249 00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:20,780 Because you said you'd do anything 250 00:46:20,810 --> 00:46:22,510 - to get her back. - I would, I... 251 00:46:22,550 --> 00:46:23,950 Ah, but you didn't actually mean that. 252 00:46:23,980 --> 00:46:25,550 - I did. - No, no, no, no, no. 253 00:46:25,580 --> 00:46:27,680 What you meant was you would do anything 254 00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:33,060 as long as it was simple, neat, and nobody got hurt. 255 00:46:33,090 --> 00:46:34,560 Yeah. Is there something wrong with that? 256 00:46:34,590 --> 00:46:35,990 Oh, there's nothing wrong with that at all. 257 00:46:36,030 --> 00:46:39,190 Except for the fact that the bloody world 258 00:46:39,230 --> 00:46:40,660 doesn't work that way! 259 00:46:40,700 --> 00:46:44,400 This is the way the world fucking works! 260 00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:50,340 You pollyannish shithead! 261 00:46:59,950 --> 00:47:01,790 Nobody curious? 262 00:47:15,530 --> 00:47:16,400 It's from Denise. 263 00:47:16,430 --> 00:47:18,400 Oh, no! 264 00:47:18,430 --> 00:47:20,100 Ooh! 265 00:47:20,140 --> 00:47:24,040 "Know I made you promise not to see me before wedding 266 00:47:24,070 --> 00:47:25,840 but where are you? 267 00:47:25,870 --> 00:47:28,340 You should have been here by now. 268 00:47:28,380 --> 00:47:29,750 269 00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:30,810 LOL." 270 00:47:30,850 --> 00:47:32,250 Oh, L-O-L. 271 00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:32,950 I love that. 272 00:47:32,980 --> 00:47:33,980 Oh! 273 00:47:34,020 --> 00:47:35,590 Oh, wow! 274 00:47:35,620 --> 00:47:40,190 And she's given him an emoji kissy face. 275 00:47:41,390 --> 00:47:42,830 Oh, I fucking love those. 276 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,060 Do you get a lot of those? 277 00:47:46,660 --> 00:47:48,460 Oh, I love it. 278 00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:50,130 Does she ever do that with you? 279 00:47:50,170 --> 00:47:51,430 Hey, Dave! 280 00:47:51,470 --> 00:47:55,140 How about we send Denise a nice message? 281 00:47:55,170 --> 00:47:57,810 L-O-L. 282 00:47:58,540 --> 00:47:59,380 Stop, stop, stop! 283 00:48:00,380 --> 00:48:01,510 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 284 00:48:01,540 --> 00:48:02,650 Look. Okay. 285 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:05,550 Look, I appreciate what you're doing, 286 00:48:05,580 --> 00:48:06,680 I really do. Thank you. 287 00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:10,520 You're... you're very terrific, obviously insane, 288 00:48:10,550 --> 00:48:12,720 but caring guy to take the time to help me out, 289 00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,760 but I've changed my mind. 290 00:48:15,790 --> 00:48:17,990 I'm over Denise, I don't want her anymore, 291 00:48:18,030 --> 00:48:20,860 so just let him go. 292 00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:22,570 We'll all go on our merry way. 293 00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,230 Nobody's going on their merry way. 294 00:48:24,270 --> 00:48:25,500 No. 295 00:48:25,540 --> 00:48:27,540 Oh, come on, Dave, live in the real world. 296 00:48:27,570 --> 00:48:28,940 Do you think Henry here is gonna forget 297 00:48:28,970 --> 00:48:31,540 all about this if we close shop and run? 298 00:48:31,570 --> 00:48:32,410 Yeah, he will. 299 00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:34,340 You will, won't you? 300 00:48:34,380 --> 00:48:35,440 See? 301 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:36,850 - You trust him? - Yeah, sure. 302 00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,480 Well, shouldn't you get to know him a bit more 303 00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:39,550 before you trust him? 304 00:48:39,580 --> 00:48:41,350 I... I don't think that that's necessary. 305 00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:42,750 Well, I do think it's necessary. 306 00:48:42,790 --> 00:48:43,990 All right, let's find a few 307 00:48:44,020 --> 00:48:46,090 trust-making questions, shall we? 308 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,690 Oh, one immediately comes to mind. 309 00:48:48,730 --> 00:48:52,430 Why don't you ask him when did you start 310 00:48:52,460 --> 00:48:54,160 fucking Denise? 311 00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:57,200 What? 312 00:48:57,230 --> 00:49:01,170 When did you start sleeping with Denise? 313 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:02,510 I'm not asking him that. 314 00:49:02,540 --> 00:49:05,040 Okay, okay, let's try it a different way. 315 00:49:05,070 --> 00:49:07,640 When did you and Denise break up? 316 00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:08,650 I don't remember. 317 00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:09,340 Come on. 318 00:49:11,250 --> 00:49:14,750 You obsess over this girl 24/7 and you can't remember 319 00:49:14,780 --> 00:49:17,890 when you broke up? 320 00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,190 Well, let's pull it up the ether, shall we? 321 00:49:20,220 --> 00:49:21,790 So say about 12 months ago. 322 00:49:21,830 --> 00:49:22,630 How did you know that? 323 00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:25,430 One question at a time, Dave. 324 00:49:25,460 --> 00:49:27,500 And right now... 325 00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:37,940 Now, the pertinent question is 326 00:49:37,970 --> 00:49:41,850 when did you first start fucking Denise? 327 00:49:43,450 --> 00:49:45,880 Henry, focus, focus, 328 00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:48,120 because I'm only gonna ask you nicely once. 329 00:49:49,790 --> 00:49:50,650 It's two years. 330 00:49:50,690 --> 00:49:51,920 Two years ago. 331 00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,120 Two years ago? 332 00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,090 Wait a minute, my maths. 333 00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,960 Let's see, that means you were fucking her 334 00:49:58,990 --> 00:50:01,360 one year before she dumped you. 335 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:02,400 He's lying. 336 00:50:02,430 --> 00:50:05,770 Oh, he can't be lying, you trust him. 337 00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,440 Say you're lying, you son of a bitch. 338 00:50:07,470 --> 00:50:08,810 Admit that you're lying. 339 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,510 Maybe we can ask him a few more interesting... 340 00:50:10,540 --> 00:50:11,810 - Say that you're lying! - Hey! Hey! 341 00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:12,780 All right, you can stop. 342 00:50:12,810 --> 00:50:13,840 You made your point, you can stop. 343 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,180 Oh, oh. 344 00:50:15,210 --> 00:50:16,140 Okay. All right. 345 00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:17,610 No more questions. 346 00:50:17,650 --> 00:50:19,250 Sorry, Henry, that means we don't need 347 00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:20,520 any more answers. 348 00:50:20,550 --> 00:50:22,850 So thank you, Henry, you did well. 349 00:50:22,890 --> 00:50:24,690 You did very well. 350 00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:28,990 Who are you, for real? 351 00:50:29,020 --> 00:50:30,930 I wanna know exactly who you are. 352 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:31,960 Sincerely, I don't think it's a good idea 353 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,930 to mess with this guy, okay? 354 00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:37,530 Is it okay to come in? 355 00:50:37,570 --> 00:50:38,970 Just one more minute, sir. 356 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,070 Thank you. 357 00:50:44,370 --> 00:50:46,410 Right, thank you. 358 00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:47,740 I... 359 00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,020 Good, good. 360 00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:03,290 Okay, you can do this. 361 00:51:03,330 --> 00:51:04,460 Good. 362 00:51:04,490 --> 00:51:05,430 Good. 363 00:51:08,030 --> 00:51:10,330 You can come in now, sir. 364 00:51:10,370 --> 00:51:11,100 Come in, sir. 365 00:51:11,130 --> 00:51:12,170 Come in. 366 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,440 Oh, pay no attention to the girl. 367 00:51:17,470 --> 00:51:19,310 This is a unisex bathroom. 368 00:51:21,610 --> 00:51:23,180 Okay. 369 00:51:23,210 --> 00:51:26,880 Feel free to launch when necessary. 370 00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:30,850 Oh, I know that feeling. 371 00:51:30,890 --> 00:51:32,860 - Oh. - Oh, yes. 372 00:51:32,890 --> 00:51:35,590 Ah, don't worry about this new crew in training. 373 00:51:35,630 --> 00:51:37,590 Ah. 374 00:51:37,630 --> 00:51:38,600 Going well, hey? 375 00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:43,670 Okay. 376 00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:46,070 Are you still choking that python, sir? 377 00:51:47,670 --> 00:51:49,810 Yes, sir, you take your time. 378 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:52,410 Oh, I'm good. 379 00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:53,280 - Good? - Yeah. 380 00:51:53,310 --> 00:51:54,140 Yeah. 381 00:51:54,180 --> 00:51:56,350 Yes! 382 00:51:56,380 --> 00:51:57,510 Oh. 383 00:51:57,550 --> 00:51:58,920 Boy, you needed that. 384 00:51:58,950 --> 00:52:01,150 - Whoo. - Oh-ho. 385 00:52:01,180 --> 00:52:02,480 Wash the hands. 386 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,290 Good, man. 387 00:52:07,790 --> 00:52:10,230 For you, sir. 388 00:52:10,260 --> 00:52:11,730 What the fuck is going on? 389 00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:13,000 Allow me. 390 00:52:23,010 --> 00:52:24,810 Why, thank you, sir. 391 00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:26,170 Thank you. Thank you. 392 00:52:26,210 --> 00:52:30,150 And in return, let me give you this. 393 00:52:34,420 --> 00:52:36,180 It will bring you good luck. 394 00:52:45,090 --> 00:52:47,230 You come back in a few beers now. 395 00:52:48,430 --> 00:52:49,500 Oh, Jesus. 396 00:52:49,530 --> 00:52:51,930 Right. 397 00:52:51,970 --> 00:52:54,070 Now, very soon we will have an avalanche 398 00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:57,740 of happy-hour misfits descending on the place. 399 00:52:57,770 --> 00:53:02,680 So I think we should split and then reconvene 400 00:53:02,710 --> 00:53:05,550 somewhere else to consider our next move. 401 00:53:05,580 --> 00:53:06,520 Next move? 402 00:53:06,550 --> 00:53:07,350 What next move? 403 00:53:07,380 --> 00:53:09,220 Now, I think we'll use your place. 404 00:53:09,250 --> 00:53:10,890 We are not reconvening at my place. 405 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,560 Yes. Now, my car is only a little coupe, 406 00:53:13,590 --> 00:53:14,820 won't take four. 407 00:53:14,860 --> 00:53:15,960 The other one's had a fender bender, 408 00:53:15,990 --> 00:53:17,860 so we'll be using your car as well. 409 00:53:17,890 --> 00:53:20,200 Oh, and one more thing, just in case you two 410 00:53:20,230 --> 00:53:22,300 were thinking of doing something stupid, 411 00:53:22,330 --> 00:53:24,330 but you were hesitating because you thought 412 00:53:24,370 --> 00:53:25,600 that I might be armed. 413 00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:29,640 And yes, I am armed. 414 00:53:29,670 --> 00:53:32,680 And this is not a toilet roll. 415 00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:33,610 All right. 416 00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:35,010 All right, why don't we all go back 417 00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:38,550 to your place and we will deal with everything from there. 418 00:53:38,580 --> 00:53:40,450 - Are we agreed on that? - Yeah. 419 00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:41,350 - Good. - Agreed? 420 00:53:41,380 --> 00:53:42,120 Ah-uh-uh... 421 00:53:42,150 --> 00:53:43,250 What are we gonna do with him? 422 00:53:43,290 --> 00:53:45,090 Henry? Oh, we got to take Henry with us. 423 00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:46,560 I'm not bringing him back to my apartment. 424 00:53:46,590 --> 00:53:50,030 I promise you he will not bleed on your upholstery, 425 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,490 will you, Henry? 426 00:53:51,530 --> 00:53:53,360 See? Right. 427 00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,330 Okay. 428 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,330 Untie him now. 429 00:53:57,370 --> 00:53:58,000 Come on! Untie him! 430 00:53:58,030 --> 00:53:59,140 Oh, Jesus. 431 00:53:59,170 --> 00:54:00,770 Well, how are we gonna get him out of here 432 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:01,870 without attracting attention? 433 00:54:01,900 --> 00:54:04,240 You think anyone would notice in this place? 434 00:54:04,270 --> 00:54:06,240 However, this is what we're going to do. 435 00:54:06,270 --> 00:54:09,810 Henry and I are going to very calmly walk out of here. 436 00:54:09,850 --> 00:54:12,180 Of course, my gun is gonna be 437 00:54:12,220 --> 00:54:14,250 in the base of his spine. 438 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:15,790 Right, Henry? 439 00:54:15,820 --> 00:54:18,020 Okay. 440 00:54:18,050 --> 00:54:20,260 You're not gonna scream or shout or anything like that, 441 00:54:20,290 --> 00:54:20,920 are you? 442 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:22,960 Good boy. 443 00:54:22,990 --> 00:54:23,790 Thank you, Henry. 444 00:54:23,830 --> 00:54:25,900 You don't need that anymore. 445 00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:26,800 Okay? 446 00:54:26,830 --> 00:54:29,300 Now, Henry, stand up. 447 00:54:29,330 --> 00:54:30,330 Straight. 448 00:54:30,370 --> 00:54:31,030 Very good. 449 00:54:31,070 --> 00:54:32,900 Extend that arm. 450 00:54:32,940 --> 00:54:33,870 All right. 451 00:54:33,900 --> 00:54:35,040 Very good. 452 00:54:35,070 --> 00:54:39,040 Now, then, very slowly, like old friend. 453 00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:40,240 - You're feeling good, Henry? - Yeah. 454 00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:41,080 - Sure? - Mmm. 455 00:54:41,110 --> 00:54:42,580 Good man. 456 00:54:42,610 --> 00:54:45,150 1, 2... 457 00:54:45,180 --> 00:54:49,920 Oh, uh now, you two will count to 10 458 00:54:49,950 --> 00:54:52,860 and follow calmly walking through the front door, 459 00:54:52,890 --> 00:54:53,820 okay? 460 00:54:53,860 --> 00:54:56,320 Because I will be counting as well 461 00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:59,760 and you don't want me to get to 11, right? 462 00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:00,900 Right, Henry? 463 00:55:00,930 --> 00:55:02,800 Right. 464 00:55:02,830 --> 00:55:04,530 Good. 465 00:55:04,570 --> 00:55:06,640 Come on, Henry. 466 00:55:06,670 --> 00:55:09,400 Oh, Henry, a favor please? 467 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,040 Could you shut this door behind you? 468 00:55:11,070 --> 00:55:11,970 Yeah. 469 00:55:12,010 --> 00:55:13,540 Thank you. 470 00:55:13,580 --> 00:55:16,810 Manners maketh man. 471 00:55:16,850 --> 00:55:17,680 And you... 472 00:55:18,710 --> 00:55:21,680 Poof. 473 00:55:24,950 --> 00:55:27,190 7, 8, 9... 474 00:55:58,290 --> 00:55:59,990 Great automobile you've got here, Dave. 475 00:56:00,020 --> 00:56:06,030 Myself, I've got a classic 1940 Ford Coupe, superb condition. 476 00:56:06,060 --> 00:56:08,130 Could use a bigger trunk though. 477 00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:11,370 What do you say, Henry? 478 00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:12,870 You know, it's been some years 479 00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:17,340 since I've been in the car-buying market, 480 00:56:17,370 --> 00:56:19,940 but I would like your opinion, David. 481 00:56:19,980 --> 00:56:21,840 How do you stand on the question, 482 00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:23,610 lease or buy? 483 00:56:23,650 --> 00:56:25,480 Hmm? 484 00:56:25,510 --> 00:56:26,750 We're in the middle of a kidnapping 485 00:56:26,780 --> 00:56:29,290 and you wanna know my opinion on whether to buy or lease? 486 00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:31,750 I think if I were shopping, I would definitely be 487 00:56:31,790 --> 00:56:33,190 a lease man. 488 00:56:33,220 --> 00:56:35,590 You know, new and shiny is wonderful but it wears off 489 00:56:35,630 --> 00:56:38,260 and then you've got all those maintenance costs. 490 00:56:38,290 --> 00:56:40,060 Frankly, I think you just better walk away 491 00:56:40,100 --> 00:56:42,130 and leave all that bullshit. 492 00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:43,500 - Lease man? Really? - Hmm. 493 00:56:43,530 --> 00:56:45,770 Personally, I think you're a crazy man. 494 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:46,870 Dave. 495 00:56:46,900 --> 00:56:47,900 Dave, do be civil. 496 00:56:47,940 --> 00:56:49,310 Come on now. 497 00:56:49,340 --> 00:56:51,840 I'm just... I'm just trying to conduct a nice conversation. 498 00:56:51,870 --> 00:56:53,410 You wanna make conversation? 499 00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:54,980 Isn't it about time you tell us who you are? 500 00:56:55,010 --> 00:56:56,410 I mean is this what you do for a living? 501 00:56:57,650 --> 00:56:58,750 Living? 502 00:56:58,780 --> 00:57:01,480 When you file a tax return where it says profession, 503 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,490 do you put deranged violent kidnapper in the name of love 504 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:07,360 or is torturing people you don't know just a hobby? 505 00:57:08,490 --> 00:57:11,430 Do I look like someone who files a tax return? 506 00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:16,070 Ah, relax, kids. 507 00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:19,070 You're not in the hands of an amateur. 508 00:57:19,100 --> 00:57:23,340 I have done this many times. 509 00:57:23,370 --> 00:57:26,710 Many, many, many times. 510 00:57:26,740 --> 00:57:30,680 In fact, sometimes I think I've been doing it forever. 511 00:57:30,710 --> 00:57:33,380 So as I get older, if you think I'm getting 512 00:57:33,420 --> 00:57:36,480 a little more rough, if I'm not quite exuding 513 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,690 that enthusiasm that once I exuded, 514 00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:43,360 if I'm not doing everything with a sweet smile anymore, 515 00:57:43,390 --> 00:57:46,630 it's because I'm so fucking tired of dealing 516 00:57:46,660 --> 00:57:49,700 with you fucking morons! 517 00:57:51,170 --> 00:57:52,130 Yeah, forget it. 518 00:57:52,170 --> 00:57:53,240 Forget, forget what I said. 519 00:57:53,270 --> 00:57:55,500 Forget what I said. 520 00:57:55,540 --> 00:57:58,740 Put some music on, maybe it'll soothe 521 00:57:58,770 --> 00:58:00,010 the savage beast. 522 00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,310 Amen to that. 523 00:58:02,350 --> 00:58:04,980 If music be the food of love, play on. 524 00:58:05,010 --> 00:58:07,920 Give me a playlist. 525 00:58:07,950 --> 00:58:13,260 Give me excess of it, that surfeiting the appetite 526 00:58:13,290 --> 00:58:16,560 may sicken and so die. 527 00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:23,770 {i}Coldplay?{\i} 528 00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,000 {i}The Scientists?{\i} 529 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,100 Huh, sad. 530 00:58:28,370 --> 00:58:30,140 {i}The Cure?{\i} 531 00:58:30,170 --> 00:58:32,270 {i}Pictures of You?{\i} 532 00:58:32,310 --> 00:58:36,010 Oh, depressing. 533 00:58:36,050 --> 00:58:37,210 {i}Pinocchio?{\i} 534 00:58:37,250 --> 00:58:39,080 {i}Wish Upon a Star.{\i} 535 00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:40,520 {i}Pinocchio?{\i} 536 00:58:40,550 --> 00:58:43,920 Is this your pending suicide playlist? 537 00:58:43,950 --> 00:58:45,290 Right? 538 00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:48,760 Count 12 months of this, it is a cry for help, isn't it? 539 00:58:48,790 --> 00:58:49,590 A cry for help? 540 00:58:49,630 --> 00:58:51,030 This isn't a fucking cry for help, 541 00:58:51,060 --> 00:58:52,930 this is a scream valve. 542 00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:54,430 Here, take the gun. Do it. 543 00:58:54,460 --> 00:58:55,530 Blow your brains out now. 544 00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:56,930 Come on. Let's save us all. 545 00:58:56,970 --> 00:58:57,700 - Come on! - Hey! 546 00:58:57,730 --> 00:58:58,670 Come on! Let's do it. 547 00:58:58,700 --> 00:59:00,640 Even before the breakup, his choice in music 548 00:59:00,670 --> 00:59:01,940 was very depressing. 549 00:59:01,970 --> 00:59:03,010 Oh. 550 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,210 - Hey, Denise loved my music. - Okay. 551 00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:09,210 What are you laughing at? 552 00:59:12,780 --> 00:59:15,850 Wait a minute, we have another music critic 553 00:59:15,890 --> 00:59:18,350 in the car with us as well. 554 00:59:18,390 --> 00:59:24,090 Henry, I bet you and Denise have a very special song, 555 00:59:24,130 --> 00:59:25,260 don't you? 556 00:59:25,290 --> 00:59:27,900 Henry, what is it? 557 00:59:27,930 --> 00:59:28,830 Henry! 558 00:59:28,860 --> 00:59:31,730 I did promise Dave that there wouldn't be 559 00:59:31,770 --> 00:59:34,770 any blood on the upholstery but that doesn't exclude 560 00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:36,910 internal bleeding. 561 00:59:36,940 --> 00:59:38,710 What's the song? 562 00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:44,050 - Marvin Gaye, {i}Sexual Healing.{\i} - No! 563 00:59:45,550 --> 00:59:46,680 - No! - Oh, take it easy. 564 00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:47,650 Hey! 565 00:59:52,250 --> 00:59:53,860 Oh, I love it! 566 01:00:05,170 --> 01:00:06,470 Man, you must really love her. 567 01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:07,940 Not that it's any of your fucking business 568 01:00:07,970 --> 01:00:10,110 but yes, I do. 569 01:00:10,140 --> 01:00:11,540 I love her. 570 01:00:11,580 --> 01:00:12,680 Don't you? 571 01:00:12,710 --> 01:00:15,210 I mean, you're the guy in the tux. 572 01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:16,510 Yeah, I mean... I mean I love her 573 01:00:16,550 --> 01:00:18,950 but I'm not sure I love her as much as that guy. 574 01:00:18,980 --> 01:00:20,420 Hey. 575 01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:23,090 Well, you better be sure, because if you think 576 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,220 you're a prisoner now, just wait till you're married, 577 01:00:25,250 --> 01:00:29,690 you... you could be looking back on being stuffed down a toilet 578 01:00:29,730 --> 01:00:32,800 and beaten up as the best part of your life. 579 01:00:32,830 --> 01:00:33,900 If you're not sure you love her that much, 580 01:00:33,930 --> 01:00:36,000 then why are you marrying her? 581 01:00:36,030 --> 01:00:38,370 You know how it is. 582 01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:45,210 She's... truth is we don't really 583 01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:50,250 have that much in common except for... you know. 584 01:00:51,780 --> 01:00:53,250 Marvin. 585 01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:03,390 Ah, well, it sounds to me as if the groom here 586 01:01:03,430 --> 01:01:07,560 is having second thoughts. 587 01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,670 It would be amazing, ey, if this kidnapping 588 01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:12,130 turned out to be a rescue mission. 589 01:01:21,710 --> 01:01:24,850 Okay, Henry, you sit down there. 590 01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:27,520 And if you promise that you will not move 591 01:01:27,550 --> 01:01:31,490 until I tell you, I will not tie you up again. 592 01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:32,990 Anyone want something to drink? 593 01:01:33,020 --> 01:01:34,290 I'm not hosting a party, okay? 594 01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:35,930 I wanna get this over with as soon as possible. 595 01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:37,890 I'll take a beer. 596 01:01:37,930 --> 01:01:38,890 And I'm famished. 597 01:01:38,930 --> 01:01:41,100 Is there anywhere around here we can order in? 598 01:01:41,130 --> 01:01:43,930 Yes. There is a great deli just right up the street. 599 01:01:43,970 --> 01:01:45,100 - I mean... - Hmm. 600 01:01:45,130 --> 01:01:46,300 But are they quick? 601 01:01:46,340 --> 01:01:47,740 'Cause we haven't got much time, yeah? 602 01:01:47,770 --> 01:01:50,170 We got to get Dave back to the church. 603 01:01:50,210 --> 01:01:51,610 What? 604 01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:53,280 I thought we were coming here to discuss what to do next. 605 01:01:53,310 --> 01:01:54,580 Dave? 606 01:01:54,610 --> 01:01:56,180 Well, we have discussed the next move 607 01:01:56,210 --> 01:02:00,720 and the next move is this, you are going to see Denise. 608 01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:05,290 You understand that nothing can happen until you do 609 01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:07,790 what you need to do. 610 01:02:07,820 --> 01:02:08,920 But you knew that? 611 01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:13,900 Archie, what kind of sandwich do you want? 612 01:02:13,930 --> 01:02:16,270 What's their pastrami like? 613 01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:18,170 She's not gonna take me back. 614 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,740 You know, I don't know. 615 01:02:19,770 --> 01:02:21,100 I only get the corned beef. 616 01:02:21,140 --> 01:02:22,300 Ah, what the heck. 617 01:02:22,340 --> 01:02:23,810 I'm gonna live dangerous today. 618 01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:26,180 I'll take the pastrami, extra lean 619 01:02:26,210 --> 01:02:27,480 or I'd come down there. 620 01:02:27,510 --> 01:02:29,140 I mean what am I gonna even say to her? 621 01:02:29,180 --> 01:02:30,450 That is extra lean, please. 622 01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:31,950 Uh, trust me, you do not want this guy 623 01:02:31,980 --> 01:02:32,920 coming down there. 624 01:02:32,950 --> 01:02:34,280 And roast beef for Henry. 625 01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:35,550 I don't like roast beef. 626 01:02:35,590 --> 01:02:39,150 Who cares what you like! 627 01:02:39,190 --> 01:02:41,630 You wanna try the pastrami? 628 01:02:41,660 --> 01:02:44,190 Ham and cheese on a Kaiser roll. 629 01:02:44,230 --> 01:02:45,600 What the hell is going on here? 630 01:02:45,630 --> 01:02:49,570 And ham and cheese on a Kaiser for Henry. 631 01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:52,700 Archie, how can I go to Denise now? 632 01:02:52,740 --> 01:02:55,470 How would I even begin to explain any of this? 633 01:02:55,510 --> 01:02:58,110 Oh, does anybody wanna know what the soup of the day? 634 01:02:58,140 --> 01:02:59,170 Seriously? 635 01:02:59,210 --> 01:03:01,180 Archie? 636 01:03:01,210 --> 01:03:04,150 Well, it would help if you tell us what the fuck 637 01:03:04,180 --> 01:03:05,550 sort of soup it is. 638 01:03:05,580 --> 01:03:06,450 Clam chowder. 639 01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:08,150 New England clam chowder? 640 01:03:08,180 --> 01:03:09,390 New England? 641 01:03:09,420 --> 01:03:10,220 Manhattan. 642 01:03:10,250 --> 01:03:11,720 Ugh. 643 01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:14,020 That is a hard no on the soup. 644 01:03:14,060 --> 01:03:14,860 Thank you very much. 645 01:03:14,890 --> 01:03:16,790 Well, there you have it, young Dave. 646 01:03:16,830 --> 01:03:20,560 You can either have a New England clam chowder 647 01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:24,470 sort of life, which is rich and romantic 648 01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:28,400 like a deep French kiss on a warm summer day 649 01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:35,240 or you can have a Manhattan clam chowder 650 01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:39,110 sort of life, which is a brown 651 01:03:39,150 --> 01:03:43,720 dreary vegetable soup that smells like fish. 652 01:03:45,250 --> 01:03:47,820 I want her back. 653 01:03:47,860 --> 01:03:50,360 I do. 654 01:03:50,390 --> 01:03:51,760 It's not gonna happen. 655 01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:54,630 Man, you are unbelievable. 656 01:03:54,660 --> 01:03:55,770 Did you say something? 657 01:03:57,700 --> 01:04:00,340 I said you're unbelievable. 658 01:04:00,370 --> 01:04:01,600 No wonder Denise never even mentioned 659 01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:03,010 your name to me. 660 01:04:04,940 --> 01:04:07,540 I mean, if you don't think she could want you back now, 661 01:04:07,580 --> 01:04:09,010 then why would you think she ever wanted you 662 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,110 in the first place? 663 01:04:11,150 --> 01:04:12,580 Don't you get it? 664 01:04:12,620 --> 01:04:14,720 Either give her credit for falling in love with you 665 01:04:14,750 --> 01:04:16,720 or pay her due respect for breaking up with you, 666 01:04:16,750 --> 01:04:18,790 but don't underestimate her. 667 01:04:18,820 --> 01:04:21,360 Oh, I must have knocked some sense in your head 668 01:04:21,390 --> 01:04:22,690 after all. 669 01:04:22,730 --> 01:04:24,760 Maybe I am underestimating her. 670 01:04:29,730 --> 01:04:31,840 I don't wanna marry Denise anymore. 671 01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:39,210 I want New England clam chowder. 672 01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:41,780 She's all yours. 673 01:04:41,810 --> 01:04:43,480 What? 674 01:04:43,510 --> 01:04:46,350 This just keeps getting weirder and weirder. 675 01:04:46,380 --> 01:04:49,120 Are you just saying that because of him? 676 01:04:49,150 --> 01:04:49,820 Yeah. 677 01:04:49,850 --> 01:04:50,850 No. 678 01:04:50,890 --> 01:04:51,920 No. 679 01:04:51,950 --> 01:04:54,290 I mean granted I don't have a lot of choice 680 01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:56,530 in the matter, but no. 681 01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:59,060 Now that I think about it, I don't wanna marry her. 682 01:04:59,090 --> 01:05:00,230 But this is Denise. 683 01:05:00,260 --> 01:05:02,060 I know, man. But look at you. 684 01:05:02,100 --> 01:05:03,900 Huh, I mean, I barely know you and I can tell 685 01:05:03,930 --> 01:05:05,970 that she turned you inside out and back again. 686 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:09,540 I am not ready to give myself, heart and soul, 687 01:05:09,570 --> 01:05:11,740 to someone who could do that to me. 688 01:05:11,780 --> 01:05:14,380 - Yes, man. - Hmm. 689 01:05:14,410 --> 01:05:16,580 What did I say in the car? 690 01:05:16,610 --> 01:05:20,150 This is a rescue mission. 691 01:05:22,550 --> 01:05:25,660 At last, we're all on the same page. 692 01:05:25,690 --> 01:05:26,590 - Let's go. - Come on. 693 01:05:26,620 --> 01:05:27,760 There's no way. 694 01:05:27,790 --> 01:05:30,030 I mean... I mean, just because he isn't in love 695 01:05:30,060 --> 01:05:32,800 with her doesn't mean that she isn't in love with him. 696 01:05:32,830 --> 01:05:35,000 And even if she isn't, doesn't mean that she's in love 697 01:05:35,030 --> 01:05:36,030 with me anymore. 698 01:05:36,060 --> 01:05:37,200 David. Dave. 699 01:05:37,230 --> 01:05:39,330 Before you knew that Denise was getting married, 700 01:05:39,370 --> 01:05:41,700 you were gonna go down there, talk to her and tell her 701 01:05:41,740 --> 01:05:44,170 how you felt to see if that meant anything 702 01:05:44,210 --> 01:05:46,380 to her still, right? 703 01:05:46,410 --> 01:05:50,380 Okay? So as it turns out she is not getting married, 704 01:05:50,410 --> 01:05:52,080 so nothing has changed. 705 01:06:09,300 --> 01:06:12,970 Maybe this can happen, I mean really happen. 706 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:16,000 I knew I could make a true believer of you. 707 01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:17,810 Right, come on! 708 01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:21,340 Okay, let's go and pick up that food and get to the church. 709 01:06:30,850 --> 01:06:33,220 This pastrami isn't lean. 710 01:06:33,260 --> 01:06:34,160 It's not lean. 711 01:06:34,190 --> 01:06:35,530 Call this lean? 712 01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:36,830 I said lean. 713 01:06:36,860 --> 01:06:38,060 And where's the mustard? 714 01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:42,530 There is no mustard! 715 01:06:42,570 --> 01:06:44,300 There's no mustard here! 716 01:06:44,330 --> 01:06:46,840 Who's got the mustard? 717 01:06:46,870 --> 01:06:49,100 You. 718 01:06:49,140 --> 01:06:51,980 You. I knew I should have kept that gag on you. 719 01:06:52,010 --> 01:06:54,110 I want half of that ham and cheese. 720 01:06:54,140 --> 01:06:54,980 Why? 721 01:06:55,010 --> 01:06:56,250 Why? 722 01:06:56,280 --> 01:07:00,620 Because my pastrami is fatty, because there is no mustard, 723 01:07:00,650 --> 01:07:02,250 and because you're my fucking prisoner, 724 01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:04,620 give me the sandwich! 725 01:07:04,650 --> 01:07:06,990 This is gonna make a great story for the grandkids 726 01:07:07,020 --> 01:07:07,760 someday. 727 01:07:07,790 --> 01:07:08,990 Yours or mine? 728 01:07:09,020 --> 01:07:10,460 Yours. 729 01:07:10,490 --> 01:07:13,360 I am never getting married and I'm never having kids. 730 01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:14,630 Hmm. 731 01:07:14,660 --> 01:07:17,600 And what are you gonna do when you fall in love? 732 01:07:17,630 --> 01:07:19,770 Ugh, won't happen. 733 01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:22,270 As Dave can attest to, I only gamble on things 734 01:07:22,300 --> 01:07:23,640 that I can count on. 735 01:07:23,670 --> 01:07:25,410 She never lets anyone get that close to her. 736 01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:28,110 Is that right? Hmm. 737 01:07:28,140 --> 01:07:30,510 Simple but ingenious plan to avoid all of this 738 01:07:30,550 --> 01:07:32,850 emotional chaos and baggage. 739 01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:34,550 Well, you seem to have got it all sorted out, 740 01:07:34,580 --> 01:07:35,520 haven't you? 741 01:07:35,550 --> 01:07:36,850 Right, Morris? 742 01:07:36,890 --> 01:07:38,590 But I have to tell you, you're full of crap. 743 01:07:40,260 --> 01:07:44,990 You may be a girl, Morris, but your balls 744 01:07:45,030 --> 01:07:49,630 are on the same pendulum as everyone else on the planet, 745 01:07:49,670 --> 01:07:52,540 they're just going to get clapped, 746 01:07:52,570 --> 01:07:54,440 it's just a matter of time. 747 01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:57,770 Hey, we're almost at the church. 748 01:07:57,810 --> 01:07:59,140 We're almost at the church. 749 01:07:59,170 --> 01:08:01,610 Well, you don't expect our friend here to pinch hit 750 01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:03,210 for you wearing that costume. 751 01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:04,380 I'll be happy if I can just get her 752 01:08:04,410 --> 01:08:05,210 to start dating me again. 753 01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:07,150 I don't need to get married today. 754 01:08:07,180 --> 01:08:10,820 Dave, this is your chance to hit for the fences. 755 01:08:10,850 --> 01:08:13,290 Now, shut up and tell me your suit size. 756 01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:14,220 42 regular. 757 01:08:14,260 --> 01:08:15,160 Henry? 758 01:08:15,190 --> 01:08:16,090 46 long. 759 01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:17,890 Close enough. Swap over now. 760 01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:21,800 We're doing it. 761 01:08:21,830 --> 01:08:22,630 Come on, come on, help each other. 762 01:08:22,670 --> 01:08:24,100 Help each other here. 763 01:08:24,130 --> 01:08:26,070 Yup, good, good, get him on first here. 764 01:08:26,100 --> 01:08:26,840 - Quick, quick, quick, quick. - Be careful, it's Italian. 765 01:08:26,870 --> 01:08:27,670 - Yeah. - Oh, oh, okay. 766 01:08:27,700 --> 01:08:29,510 - What? - Italian? 767 01:08:29,540 --> 01:08:30,470 Nice quality, too. 768 01:08:30,510 --> 01:08:31,740 Here. Okay. 769 01:08:31,770 --> 01:08:33,010 Keep going, keep going, keep... good. 770 01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:34,140 Oh, shit, man. 771 01:08:34,180 --> 01:08:35,680 There's blood stains all over it. 772 01:08:35,710 --> 01:08:37,250 Ah, no one's gonna notice. 773 01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:38,680 You expect me to get my ex-girlfriend back 774 01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:40,750 wearing her fiancé's blood-stained tuxedo? 775 01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:44,150 There speaks the nervous groom. 776 01:08:44,190 --> 01:08:45,150 Where's the vest? 777 01:08:45,190 --> 01:08:46,690 No vest, it was a cummerbund. 778 01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:47,520 I'm fine, the cummerbund. 779 01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:48,520 Where is it? 780 01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:49,790 - I don't know. - Shit. 781 01:08:49,830 --> 01:08:53,030 I used it to choke Henry here in the car park of the church. 782 01:08:53,060 --> 01:08:54,130 Well, what did you do with it after? 783 01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:55,930 I stuck it down the sewer at the bar. 784 01:08:55,970 --> 01:08:57,530 Like that's the first thing Denise is going to notice 785 01:08:57,570 --> 01:08:58,940 when she sees you instead of Henry. 786 01:08:58,970 --> 01:08:59,870 You had to use the cummerbund. 787 01:08:59,900 --> 01:09:01,200 You couldn't use your hands or something? 788 01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:03,810 Look, will you stop criticizing the way I work? 789 01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:04,840 - I'm sorry. - Okay, good. 790 01:09:04,870 --> 01:09:06,540 I'm sorry. I am nervous. 791 01:09:07,440 --> 01:09:08,340 Oh, gosh, you're nervous. 792 01:09:08,380 --> 01:09:09,750 I wasn't expecting to get married today. 793 01:09:09,780 --> 01:09:11,250 It's okay. You're going to get married! 794 01:09:12,050 --> 01:09:14,080 He is gonna get married! 795 01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:15,350 Hey! 796 01:09:18,290 --> 01:09:19,820 Should I even ask what I'm supposed to do 797 01:09:19,860 --> 01:09:21,020 about a ring? 798 01:09:21,060 --> 01:09:22,490 Funny you should ask, because I picked one up 799 01:09:22,530 --> 01:09:23,660 this very morning. 800 01:09:23,690 --> 01:09:25,830 From where? 801 01:09:25,860 --> 01:09:28,630 I went to Jared. 802 01:09:53,260 --> 01:09:55,160 I'm sure glad things worked out this way. 803 01:09:55,190 --> 01:09:55,990 Yeah. 804 01:09:56,030 --> 01:09:57,290 And when that swelling goes down, 805 01:09:57,330 --> 01:09:59,230 you're gonna be like a new man. 806 01:09:59,260 --> 01:10:01,760 Now, do you require me to beat some sense 807 01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:03,930 into your head or are you prepared to walk 808 01:10:03,970 --> 01:10:06,100 the line for love? 809 01:10:06,140 --> 01:10:07,640 - I'm ready. - Good. 810 01:10:07,670 --> 01:10:09,240 I'm so sorry about the mustard stain 811 01:10:09,270 --> 01:10:10,170 on the bow tie. 812 01:10:10,210 --> 01:10:12,580 Diverts the attention away from the blood. 813 01:10:12,610 --> 01:10:13,480 What am I supposed to tell Denise 814 01:10:13,510 --> 01:10:14,510 when she asks where Henry is? 815 01:10:14,540 --> 01:10:15,980 Tell her the truth. 816 01:10:16,010 --> 01:10:17,180 I don't even know what the truth is. 817 01:10:17,210 --> 01:10:18,350 Oh, come on. 818 01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:21,120 The truth is what is always has been, always will be. 819 01:10:21,150 --> 01:10:24,320 It doesn't matter where Henry is because you're the one 820 01:10:24,350 --> 01:10:27,060 she's going to marry, because you're the one 821 01:10:27,090 --> 01:10:29,560 who's destined for her. 822 01:10:29,590 --> 01:10:30,990 Oh, and if you see my mother, 823 01:10:31,030 --> 01:10:35,600 would you tell her I'm sorry and I will call her later. 824 01:10:35,630 --> 01:10:36,630 Am I free to go now? 825 01:10:36,670 --> 01:10:40,100 Did I say you are free to go now? 826 01:10:40,140 --> 01:10:40,800 Right. 827 01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:42,910 Well, come on, come on. 828 01:10:42,940 --> 01:10:44,910 You don't want Denise to think she's been stood up 829 01:10:44,940 --> 01:10:45,980 at the altar. 830 01:10:46,010 --> 01:10:47,040 Hey, hey, hey, you sure you don't want 831 01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:48,950 a quick bachelor party because the strip club 832 01:10:48,980 --> 01:10:50,450 is just down the block. 833 01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:52,520 Yeah, I'm sure. 834 01:10:52,550 --> 01:10:53,980 But I do expect you to get me a honeymoon suite 835 01:10:54,020 --> 01:10:54,680 in Vegas. 836 01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:55,920 Comp'd. 837 01:10:55,950 --> 01:10:58,390 You got it, cuz. 838 01:10:58,420 --> 01:11:01,560 Oh God, he wants to start another conversation. 839 01:11:01,590 --> 01:11:02,830 I don't know what to say. 840 01:11:02,860 --> 01:11:04,130 - Good. - Thank you. 841 01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:05,490 You're welcome! 842 01:11:05,530 --> 01:11:06,900 - Go! - Go! 843 01:11:06,930 --> 01:11:09,830 Davey, Davey! 844 01:11:09,870 --> 01:11:11,000 Whoo! 845 01:11:12,900 --> 01:11:14,470 You think he's really got a chance? 846 01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:16,010 I have no idea. 847 01:11:24,110 --> 01:11:25,850 Oh, what the hell? 848 01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:26,650 This can't be. 849 01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:29,820 Uh, who is that guy? 850 01:11:29,850 --> 01:11:30,950 Who's that guy? 851 01:11:30,990 --> 01:11:31,850 Who's that girl? 852 01:11:31,890 --> 01:11:33,690 She is smoking hot. 853 01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:35,560 What do you mean who's that girl? 854 01:11:35,590 --> 01:11:36,930 That is Denise. 855 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:38,800 No, that's not Denise. 856 01:11:38,830 --> 01:11:39,830 What the fuck are you talking about? 857 01:11:39,860 --> 01:11:41,730 Of course, that's Denise, man. 858 01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:43,670 No. No, that's not Denise. 859 01:11:43,700 --> 01:11:45,500 I mean, maybe that's your Denise but that's not the Denise 860 01:11:45,540 --> 01:11:46,700 I was gonna marry. 861 01:11:47,770 --> 01:11:50,110 Archie? 862 01:11:50,140 --> 01:11:51,310 What the hell is going on? 863 01:11:51,340 --> 01:11:52,940 "Congratulations, 864 01:11:52,980 --> 01:11:58,250 Denise and Henry and Denise and Joe." 865 01:11:58,280 --> 01:11:59,780 Oh, fuck. 866 01:12:02,290 --> 01:12:05,660 I kidnapped the wrong bridegroom. 867 01:12:08,490 --> 01:12:09,860 Oh, well. 868 01:12:09,890 --> 01:12:11,830 I'm sorry? "Oh, well?" 869 01:12:11,860 --> 01:12:14,400 You kidnapped the wrong groom and all you have to say 870 01:12:14,430 --> 01:12:15,600 is "oh, well"? 871 01:12:15,630 --> 01:12:18,400 That's so crazy. 872 01:12:18,430 --> 01:12:21,100 Two Denises getting married at the same place 873 01:12:21,140 --> 01:12:24,140 on the same day. 874 01:12:24,170 --> 01:12:25,540 Some coincidence, huh? 875 01:12:27,380 --> 01:12:32,450 Henry, you are officially released. 876 01:12:34,450 --> 01:12:36,450 Oh, unless... 877 01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:38,550 Unless you wanna marry your Denise. 878 01:12:38,590 --> 01:12:39,690 No, no. 879 01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:42,090 I knew which Denise I was marrying the whole time. 880 01:12:43,830 --> 01:12:45,030 See ya. 881 01:12:47,530 --> 01:12:48,870 Denise, please wait! 882 01:12:48,900 --> 01:12:49,930 Dave! 883 01:12:49,970 --> 01:12:51,770 Hey, forget about it, man! 884 01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:53,300 You're too late. 885 01:12:53,340 --> 01:12:56,270 Jesus, would you look at him? 886 01:12:56,310 --> 01:12:58,070 You gotta do something. 887 01:12:58,110 --> 01:13:00,610 Like what? Gun him down in the street? 888 01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:02,010 I don't know. Something. 889 01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:03,650 Anything. 890 01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:04,710 Oh, God. 891 01:13:04,750 --> 01:13:06,180 I gotta get out of this racket. 892 01:13:06,220 --> 01:13:07,880 This is your fault. 893 01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:11,320 Even dogs deserve to die with some dignity. 894 01:13:15,790 --> 01:13:16,990 Right. 895 01:13:22,100 --> 01:13:24,170 Ah! 896 01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:27,140 Mmm. 897 01:13:36,910 --> 01:13:39,250 Sorry, Dave! 898 01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:42,620 Some things are just not meant to be. 899 01:13:42,650 --> 01:13:44,520 Denise! 900 01:13:44,550 --> 01:13:45,320 Da... Dave? 901 01:13:45,350 --> 01:13:46,890 Oh my God, what are you doing here? 902 01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:48,090 I've come to... 903 01:13:50,790 --> 01:13:51,790 Bull's-eye. 904 01:13:55,460 --> 01:13:56,270 Good shot. 905 01:13:56,300 --> 01:13:59,840 Yes, I can still do it! 906 01:13:59,870 --> 01:14:01,800 My work here is done. 907 01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:02,970 Are you sure? 908 01:14:03,010 --> 01:14:04,710 I mean, he's still breathing. 909 01:14:06,140 --> 01:14:07,780 You can't be married! 910 01:14:08,740 --> 01:14:09,910 He's not Henry. 911 01:14:09,950 --> 01:14:10,880 What? 912 01:14:10,910 --> 01:14:12,950 He's... that's Henry. 913 01:14:12,980 --> 01:14:14,480 Who... who's Henry? 914 01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:17,850 All I see is your stupid cousin and some old man 915 01:14:17,890 --> 01:14:19,090 wearing red sneakers? 916 01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:20,460 Henry's your fiancé. 917 01:14:20,490 --> 01:14:21,290 What? 918 01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:24,090 I don't know Henry, I married Joe. 919 01:14:24,130 --> 01:14:26,130 Dave, you need to get some help. 920 01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:28,300 I did get help, I got Archie. 921 01:14:28,330 --> 01:14:30,730 And he kidnapped Henry and shoved him 922 01:14:30,770 --> 01:14:31,700 in the bathroom stall, 923 01:14:31,730 --> 01:14:33,470 and then... and then threatened to kill me, 924 01:14:33,500 --> 01:14:36,310 then we had deli at my apartment, and all 925 01:14:36,340 --> 01:14:38,270 so you and I could be together now. 926 01:14:38,310 --> 01:14:41,240 Well, Dave, I... 927 01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:43,410 I don't even know what to say to you, okay? 928 01:14:43,450 --> 01:14:45,780 You need to move the fuck on! 929 01:14:45,820 --> 01:14:49,650 But you've always wanted this big movie moment. 930 01:14:49,690 --> 01:14:53,090 Here it is, New England clam chowder. 931 01:14:54,020 --> 01:14:55,730 New... New England? 932 01:14:58,260 --> 01:15:02,200 But you know, there was a moment a while back 933 01:15:02,230 --> 01:15:04,870 that I thought maybe it was you and not Joe. 934 01:15:04,900 --> 01:15:07,640 And? 935 01:15:07,670 --> 01:15:11,110 And here I am, you know. 936 01:15:11,140 --> 01:15:13,740 Sure, I never got that big movie moment, 937 01:15:13,780 --> 01:15:16,950 but who cares when you're really in love? 938 01:15:16,980 --> 01:15:20,120 Like who cares how love happens. 939 01:15:20,150 --> 01:15:21,380 Are you ready, my princess? 940 01:15:24,050 --> 01:15:25,320 Oh, Denise, no. 941 01:15:25,350 --> 01:15:27,160 Oh, Denise, please. 942 01:15:27,190 --> 01:15:29,660 No, no. Denise. 943 01:15:29,690 --> 01:15:31,130 Come back. 944 01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:34,000 Come back! 945 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,740 You know what, Archie, your tactics 946 01:15:39,770 --> 01:15:43,640 were a little unorthodox, but for a while there 947 01:15:43,670 --> 01:15:46,110 I really thought you had your shit together. 948 01:15:46,140 --> 01:15:47,340 Yeah, well, that's the problem, you see. 949 01:15:47,380 --> 01:15:51,050 Everyone loves a winner, but love is not a winning game. 950 01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:53,950 That is why I never play. 951 01:15:53,980 --> 01:15:55,520 - Never play? - Hmm. 952 01:15:55,550 --> 01:15:56,990 You will. 953 01:15:57,020 --> 01:15:58,220 One day. 954 01:15:58,250 --> 01:16:00,220 Sooner than you think. 955 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:17,940 Stella? 956 01:16:17,970 --> 01:16:19,110 Stella, is that you? 957 01:16:19,140 --> 01:16:20,010 Dave. 958 01:16:22,310 --> 01:16:24,150 You have an arrow in your ass. 959 01:16:24,180 --> 01:16:26,380 I know. 960 01:16:26,420 --> 01:16:28,320 Denise is married. 961 01:16:28,350 --> 01:16:29,750 Is that so? 962 01:16:31,590 --> 01:16:34,990 Come with me. I'll get you healed right up. 963 01:16:39,060 --> 01:16:41,700 Can we have chocolate cake? 964 01:16:41,730 --> 01:16:42,870 Of course. 965 01:16:45,900 --> 01:16:48,540 But Dave here, at least, has learned a lesson today. 966 01:16:48,570 --> 01:16:50,440 Really? What lesson is that? 967 01:16:50,470 --> 01:16:52,880 Never talk to a stranger in a bar. 968 01:16:52,910 --> 01:16:55,240 Talking of which, I'm thirsty. 969 01:16:55,280 --> 01:16:56,780 Come and join me. 970 01:16:58,650 --> 01:17:00,250 Oh, fuck! 971 01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:02,350 Isn't that the girl that Dave met at Vegas? 972 01:17:09,060 --> 01:17:10,460 Damn! 973 01:17:13,730 --> 01:17:17,000 Anyone ever told you, you can be a real prick? 974 01:17:17,030 --> 01:17:18,900 Not in the last two minutes.