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Ash: Thirty years ago,
I found the book of the dead.

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Now, because I read
from the book...

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Misartra.

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Evil has found me.

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Ash:
All roads to destroying this evil

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lead to where it all began...
The cabin.

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- Let's go back there and end it all.
- You know I'm down.

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The sooner this book
is six feet under, the better.

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Here's the plan...
Shoot first, think never.

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Whoa.

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That didn't work.

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Present the book to me,
and we'll finally end this.

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Pablo!

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- You have no idea what you're doing!
- Of course I know what I'm doing...

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I wrote this book.

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Your stupid mortal toys
mean nothing to me.

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Take the deal and go back to Jacksonville.

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I am offering you
the undo button you wanted.

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Normal life, in Jacksonville,
the three of us?

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- I can do that.
- Truce.

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Yeah.

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Whoo!

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Jacksonville, here we come.

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Mama.

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I have fought with Attila the hun
and genghis Khan...

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And this type shit
is my only hope?

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0h, fuck. What a mess.

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- Jacksonville, I love you!
- All: We love you, too!

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I know you do.
Hey, I love me, too.

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Ah, jefe.

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You know, you don't have to
call him that anymore, Pablo.

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'Cause now, he's just water trash,
like everyone else in this town.

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Especially non-tippers
like you, buddy.

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- Yeah, thanks.
- Hey, come on, kel.

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Ash did what he had to do.
He saved us.

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And left Ruby in charge.
You know what?

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I don't trust that bitch
as far as I can throw her.

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Kelly, there's someone wanting to pay.

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Pull.

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Looking good, Eli.

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Hey, sailor.

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- I had fun last night.
- I think I remember that.

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- This is my daughter Hannah.
- Oh, how nice for you to meet me.

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Can I, um, touch it?

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My god...

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How does it work?

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Uh, well, I think it's pretty obvious.

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Ladies, I'm gonna be
honest with you,

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I'm not drunk enough to know
if this is good weird or bad weird.

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But I'll get there, though.

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Whoa.

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Oh, shit!

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My god...

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I left the windows down
in the delta.

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Whoa!

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Hey, hey, timeout.
You're not supposed to be here.

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Ash!

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Didn't you get the memo?
There's a truce!

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Talk to Ruby, she sent us.

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- Ah!
- Balls to the wall!

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Your truce is over, ashy slashy.

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What did you call me?

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Ashy slashy hatchet and saw,

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takes your head
and skins you raw.

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Ashy slashy heaven and hell,

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cuts out your tongue
so you can't yell!

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What the fuck is this?!

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Shoot it in the head!

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Jefe! Your blade!

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Give me your eyes!

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Don't you wanna fuck me now?

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Get off me!

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I think we're good, kel.

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Fucking skank.

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You will die like all the others.

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One by one, we will take you.
All of you!

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Ladies first.

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Well, I guess it's safe to say
the truce is over.

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Told you Ruby couldn't be trusted.

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We gotta put our little thinking caps on
and do something.

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Yes! You know I'm in.

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I have been waiting to kick her ass.

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Yeah, amen to that.

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But how? Ruby could be anywhere.

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I know where she is.

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Ruby is in elk grove, Michigan.

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- That's my hometown.
- Okay, that's a very specific guess.

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The deadite gave it away
with that song.

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That damn song.

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All right,
we're gonna go to elk grove,

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we're gonna find Ruby,

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and I'm gonna Bury
that kandarian dagger

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deep into her strangely beautiful neck
and kill her where she stands.

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We'll be back
in Jacksonville by Friday.

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Pablo, first round
of 'ritas is on you,

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- because...
- Oh!

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Because it's the drink
of my people.

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That's a little racist, don't you think?

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Well, yeah.

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I I've seen ahead I

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I I've seen a vision I

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I it was reaching
through the clouds I

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I to risk a dream... I

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Kelly:
Sinkholes are still being reported.

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And look at this!

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Kenward county,
violent crime and murder

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up 200% from this time last year.

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Yeah, Ruby's evil's
seeping everywhere.

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All right, we need a sketch of her
to show the people in town.

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- Pablo.
- I'm on it.

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So, uh, why so long
since you've been home?

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Oh, who drank all the beer?

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- I got it.
- Um, you.

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Your bladder
must be ready to explode.

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Ash: Oh, please.

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I've been whizzing the whole time.

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I the old man's back again... I

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boy: Do it! I dare you!

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- Chicken.
- Don't say that.

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Boy: Run!

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Ashy slashy's coming to get you!

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You think Ruby's here?
In a crack house?

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No... this is my house.

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Or at least it used to be.

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It's... it's... nice.

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- Your parents still live here?
- My parents died a long time ago.

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Just, um, give me a sec.

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Pablo: I've never seen the jefe
like this before.

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Whatever happened in this town
seems to really haunt him.

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- Look at this creepy fucker.
- Where?

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He was right...
Dude, he was right there.

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- Ah!
- Oh, shit!

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Asshole!

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- Oh!
- You come here to Rob me, punk?

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- Think I won't fight back?
- I'm not robbing you.

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- Ashley?
- Hello, dad.

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Been a long time.

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You look, uh...

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Old.

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- Bloated like a sack of...
- Yeah, I get the idea.

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- How you been, pop?
- What do you want?

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Nothing. Can't a guy
come and see his own father?

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- What the hell is that?
- Oh, it's, um, an utility hand.

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A friend made it for me.
Check it out.

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- I'm better, stronger.
- Faster?

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- Yeah.
- Bullshit.

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Looks like some piece of crap
made in China.

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- Kelly: What was that gunshot?
- All right, put the guns down.

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- What is going on?
- You got a green card, kid?

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Kelly, Pablo, meet my father.

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Whoa, filthy and fine.

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Brock Williams,
but you can call me "cock."

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- He's your father all right.
- Um...

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Thought you said
your dad was dead.

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Dead?
He's the one that died, not me.

156
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Uh, we were sort of
dead to each other.

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- What have you done now?
- Nothing.

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We're just looking for someone.
Pablo.

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I drew most of it
while the car was moving, but...

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- You're looking for bigfoot?
- It was a bumpy ride.

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Okay, you know what, forget it.
You don't wanna help, that's fine.

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- Some things never change.
- Still the victim with you, huh?

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Always somebody else's fault.

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Somebody else made you
go to that cabin.

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- Somebody else chopped your hand off.
- Uh, no, I did that.

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- Somebody else killed your girl.
- No, I did that, too.

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Come on, dad.
You know exactly what happened.

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Why didn't you
set those people straight?

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Because you should have.

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Instead, you let 'em
beat you down

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and you ran away
with your tail between your legs.

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Thank god your mother
wasn't here to see that.

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I did what I had to do.

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Ashley, it's taken me a long time
to get my life back together.

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I think it's best that
you and the illegal here just leave.

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Kelly, would you like
to have dinner with me?

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That's a hard pass.

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Get out.

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Let's go.

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Man on radio:
Oh, blitz on McNabb.

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Somehow he...

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Elk grove... hasn't changed a bit.

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- What's the plan?
- We split up, ask around.

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You ruined my life.

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- I've ruined a lot of people's lives.
- Here, man, I got some change.

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How do...

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Thanks.

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Okay, let's go.

189
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Jacksonville's waiting.

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Man: It's him. Woman: No way.

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Woman: Ash?

192
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Ash Williams, is that you?

193
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Linda bates!

194
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,227
Holy hell! Wow.

195
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It's been so long.

196
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,106
You look great
in that waitress getup.

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- Probably even better out of it.
- Ooh, same ash.

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- All okay here?
- Yeah.

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- Little Tommy Emery?
- It's sheriff Emery now.

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And I'm all grown up.
You can ask around.

201
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,915
Oh, you...

202
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- No, you married safety boy?
- Who?

203
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,271
That's what we called him
back when he was a hall monitor.

204
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,523
Remember the time you peed your pants
outside the locker room?

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- 'Cause you were leaning on the door.
- Guilty.

206
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,927
Hey, that was such a long time ago.

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00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,887
- Right, honey?
- No.

208
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,890
- Can you give us a second?
- Sure.

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00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:59,477
- Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
- Hey.

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00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,896
- Mmm.
- Hey!

211
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:04,774
You got some huge balls
showing your face in this town.

212
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,484
Yeah, I do.

213
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,069
Notice I never wore gym shorts?

214
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,404
I'm here on business...
Looking for a woman.

215
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:11,614
She's bad news.

216
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:14,426
If I don't find her, you might actually
have something to do around here.

217
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,285
Well, then, let's find her for you.

218
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,621
Everyone!

219
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,790
This is ash.

220
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Some of you may know him
as ashy slashy,

221
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because he went crazy
and chopped up his friends.

222
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,463
Okay, that's not true.

223
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,006
I did not go crazy.

224
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I knew exactly what I was doing
when I chopped up my friends.

225
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:36,472
And now,
ashy slashy is back in town

226
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,140
looking for a new woman.

227
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,309
So, what do people think?

228
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:43,145
Should we help ash
find another victim?

229
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:46,315
Or should we kick him back
to whatever rock he was hiding under?

230
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,150
Fuck this sicko. He's gotta go.

231
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,628
Man: Yeah! Get him out!

232
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,585
No more running away.

233
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,797
All right, get the gum
out of your ears and listen up,

234
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,174
you inbred,
degenerate screwheads.

235
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:15,052
Except you, Linda.
You're so not like them.

236
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:19,473
Yes, I am "ashy slashy."

237
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,892
The boomstick butcher
with the chainsaw hand,

238
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,186
but you nimrods got me all wrong.

239
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,063
I'm here to save this town...

240
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,316
To save my town
whether you like it or not.

241
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,484
Now, I'm here looking
for somebody.

242
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,033
Check it out.
She goes by the name of Ruby.

243
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,701
Anybody?

244
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,911
You use your chainsaw
to draw that?

245
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,041
Time to leave, ash.

246
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,335
Oh, I'm gonna leave, all right.

247
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,711
And don't you worry.

248
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,880
After I save all your sorry asses,

249
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:54,675
you won't see me again
for another 30 years, dicksticks!

250
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,345
Man: Loser!

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Oh!

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No!

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Hey! Hey! Takeiteasy!

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- Ash: Pablo.
- What's wrong?

255
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,005
I just saw Ruby!

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00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,966
- Saw Ruby? Where?
- I don't know.

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I just had a weird vision of her

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in front of a big,
brick building.

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00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,807
There were, uh,
these smoke stacks there.

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00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:27,059
- Two big smoke stacks?
- Yeah.

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That sounds like
the crematorium.

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This is it.

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I saw it so clearly.

264
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,994
Pablo, how long you been
having these visions?

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Ever since Ruby
put that book on my face,

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I've been having nightmares,
but they happen while I'm awake.

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- How come you never said something?
- I was afraid.

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I don't know
what's happening to me, jefe.

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Let's go get some answers.

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We gave peace a chance...

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Now it's time for war.

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All right, you two, go that way.

273
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,801
But remember, these weapons
are only gonna stun Ruby,

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so use them to
knock her down or whatever.

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Then before she heals,

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I'm gonna put an end to this
horse pucky once and for all.

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Oh, god. Damn.

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Ruby! I know you're out there!

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Creepy kid? You grew up quick.

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You should not have
come back, Ashley.

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Ash?

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- Ash?
- It's that way.

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Kelly!

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Kel!

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Kelly?

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Yeah, that's it!

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00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:34,264
Run home and cry to mama!

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You tell her Ashley j. Williams
is looking for her!

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Oh!

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00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,692
Why you...

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00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:51,448
My goodness...

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Kelly...

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You're stronger than ash.

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Why do you follow

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when you should lead?

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Join us.

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Voice: I we're gonna get you I

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I we're gonna get you I

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I we're gonna get you I

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I we're gonna get you I

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get this!

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00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:39,014
Ha! Yippee Kai-aye mother fu...

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Oh, shit.

304
00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:53,529
Help! Help!

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00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:55,364
Ash!

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- Ash.
- Ah!

307
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:24,726
Oh, you actually found me.

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00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:27,896
Don't be so surprised, you know,
I do have my moments...

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- Like this one.
- Hey.

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00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,900
You broke our truce, why?

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00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:35,070
I had no option.
I had to summon you.

312
00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:37,322
What, so you can sic
your creepy ass kids on me?

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00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:41,618
My children have turned on me.
I've lost control of them.

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00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:44,025
They want the necronomicon.
They're trying to destroy me.

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00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:45,789
Poor Ruby.

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00:27:45,956 --> 00:27:48,125
Yeah, welcome to my world,
sweet cheeks.

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00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:49,751
Doesn't feel so good, does it?

318
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:51,920
At least you still have
all your appendages!

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00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:54,882
Now, ash, I need your help.

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00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:57,634
Oh... oh, you need my help?

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00:27:57,801 --> 00:28:00,929
Okay, first of all,
screw you and your ugly ass kids.

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00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:03,599
Here's what I need...
I need to be back in Jacksonville

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00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:06,268
on my second keg of beer,
putting my spicy man meat

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into a mother-daughter sandwich,
that's what I need.

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00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:13,066
As unappetizing as that sounds,
you can still have all of that.

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00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,152
Just trust me.

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00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:16,629
Help me stop my children...

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00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,655
Hey!

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00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:21,575
I wasn't done with her!

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00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:23,994
Help!

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00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:28,582
Help! Pablo, help!

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00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:54,107
Mama.

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00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:02,199
Three creepy kids.

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00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:06,245
Well, Ruby's a big girl.
I'm sure she can handle herself.

335
00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:20,300
Where is the necronomicon?

336
00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:23,720
- What have you done with it?
- I'll never tell you.

337
00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:33,313
Oh, those damn radar eyes.

338
00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:37,943
Do I save her 'cause I should?
Or cause she's hot?

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00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:41,238
Mama.

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00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:45,575
All right, you naked assholes,

341
00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:48,036
time to pick on
someone your own size.

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00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:01,800
You want some?!

343
00:30:10,267 --> 00:30:11,893
You feel that? Huh?

344
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:14,896
Do you? You feel that?

345
00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:16,481
Do you?

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00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:31,538
The necronomicon
says you are humanity's true savior.

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00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:35,959
This is where your story ends, jefe!

348
00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:53,727
Spawn: Ma...

349
00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:58,482
I'm sorry.

350
00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:08,158
Sorry, creepy kid...

351
00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:09,951
Playtime's over.

352
00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:11,203
Night-night.

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00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:40,649
Told you you could trust me.

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00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:42,943
- Jefe!
- Stay the fuck away from him!

355
00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:44,111
I got this.

356
00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:47,030
I've made a huge mess.

357
00:31:47,197 --> 00:31:50,325
Yeah, you really fudged the bowl
this time, didn't you?

358
00:31:50,492 --> 00:31:54,162
Now you want me to put the old rubber
gloves on and help you scrub it clean.

359
00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:56,289
Part of me is already
regretting calling you here.

360
00:31:56,456 --> 00:31:58,101
Get used to that feeling.
Where's the book?

361
00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,167
- Hid it.
- Go get it.

362
00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:02,546
My children are too powerful
for me alone.

363
00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:05,340
Ash, I need you.

364
00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:09,636
All of you, help me retrieve the book
and send them back to hell.

365
00:32:09,803 --> 00:32:11,888
Give me a second.

366
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:14,641
You guys good with that? Huh?

367
00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:17,477
Okay, we get the book,

368
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,521
send your loser kids back to hell,

369
00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:21,523
we're back in Jacksonville by Friday.

370
00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:24,484
Pablo, first round of 'ritas
is on you, because...

371
00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:26,862
Uh, yeah,
you already used that one.

372
00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:28,363
- Really?
- Word-for-word.

373
00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:29,865
Wow.

374
00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:31,700
Maybe I'm getting that
bad memory disease.

375
00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:33,076
- Alzheimer's?
- Alzheimer's?!

376
00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:35,537
That's a bad memory disease.
Why would you mention that?

377
00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:38,165
Focus up, we got work to do.

378
00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:41,460
Let's go save the world.

379
00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:54,431
I been sailing the space waves I

380
00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:57,309
I it seems like forever I

381
00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:02,564
I I can't count the miles I

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00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:05,317
I my mind has flown I

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00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:12,073
I yet, people,
I've been somewhere I

384
00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:15,577
I while on my way to nowhere I

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00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:18,455
I and I discovered my wings I

386
00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:21,291
I have a mind of their own I

387
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:27,255
I I'm a star rider I

388
00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:30,008
I in a race never-ending I

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00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:35,388
I I'm here for the moment I

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00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:38,350
I to sing you this song I

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