1 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:46,800 Do you want 49? 2 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:50,080 Keep going! 3 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:51,320 Keep going! 4 00:00:52,060 --> 00:00:53,060 Keep going! 5 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:54,840 Keep going! 6 00:01:01,460 --> 00:01:03,180 You'll have to park further down. 7 00:01:06,340 --> 00:01:08,940 Do you want 49? 8 00:01:09,340 --> 00:01:10,340 Yes, sir. Just a minute. 9 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:12,880 Are you all right? Come on, just hit something. 10 00:01:16,430 --> 00:01:17,430 Try again. 11 00:01:18,190 --> 00:01:20,010 Hang on a minute. 12 00:01:20,650 --> 00:01:22,930 I'll tell you what to do. Right, reverse. 13 00:01:33,630 --> 00:01:35,530 Now, what we need is more space. 14 00:01:51,050 --> 00:01:51,969 amongst yourselves. 15 00:01:51,970 --> 00:01:53,630 I do have quite a lot to do. 16 00:01:53,950 --> 00:01:56,490 I don't know what you're standing there for. 17 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:58,310 There's nothing to see. 18 00:02:01,930 --> 00:02:03,270 Oh, thank you. 19 00:02:03,730 --> 00:02:07,570 I didn't want Frank to carry it. It's got all my glassware. 20 00:02:10,610 --> 00:02:12,750 William, that's a bit premature, isn't it? 21 00:02:13,330 --> 00:02:14,950 I haven't even moved out yet. 22 00:02:15,390 --> 00:02:19,110 It's like Piccadilly Circus out there. Have you packed the teapot? 23 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:20,390 Teapot? 24 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:24,440 Well, here's the handle. 25 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:30,560 The rest of it can't be far away. Oh, everything's getting broken. We won't 26 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:31,560 anything left. 27 00:02:31,740 --> 00:02:32,740 Betty, calm down. 28 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,380 Surprise. Here's the teapot. 29 00:02:38,620 --> 00:02:42,340 I'll tell the removal men to be more careful. The removal men haven't even 30 00:02:42,340 --> 00:02:43,680 started. It's you. 31 00:02:44,140 --> 00:02:45,280 Will you stop getting excited? 32 00:02:46,180 --> 00:02:49,060 I don't know much to do. I don't know how we're going to go. 33 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:52,260 Please, Betty, just sit down. Take the floor off you, please. 34 00:02:55,340 --> 00:02:57,100 Don't worry, I've got everything organised. 35 00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:01,160 It's my glasses! 36 00:03:01,620 --> 00:03:03,060 Eddie, please, please! 37 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:05,820 We had too many glasses anyway. 38 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,820 Yes, did I hear a knock? 39 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,360 Excuse me, that's going in the back of the car with me. 40 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:20,980 I'm not removals, it's rent -a -television. I'm taking you back to the 41 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:25,360 Yeah, well, he's had second thoughts. 42 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,080 Well, he has no right. 43 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,160 I've paid my black and white deposit. 44 00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:30,400 Well, you'll have to speak to the manager. 45 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:32,820 I certainly will, young whippersnapper. 46 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:34,500 Mr Spencer. 47 00:03:34,660 --> 00:03:35,459 I am he. 48 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:37,700 The name is Denham, area housing officer. 49 00:03:37,940 --> 00:03:38,940 I'm charmed. 50 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:41,300 Good grief. 51 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:42,580 Ah, you noticed. 52 00:03:44,060 --> 00:03:48,280 I was getting round to it. Getting round to it? Mr Spencer, you're supposed to 53 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:52,010 be moving out this morning. Well, I wanted to leave the house as I found it. 54 00:03:52,010 --> 00:03:54,170 you'd left this house as you found it, you wouldn't have to leave. 55 00:03:55,010 --> 00:03:56,430 And where are the removal men? 56 00:03:56,950 --> 00:03:59,150 They're out in the garden shed having a meeting. 57 00:03:59,870 --> 00:04:02,190 Trying to decide whether it's safe to come in or not. 58 00:04:04,650 --> 00:04:06,270 Just look at it. 59 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:14,390 Is it like this upstairs? 60 00:04:15,230 --> 00:04:16,230 No, no, no, no. 61 00:04:19,019 --> 00:04:20,339 It's quite bad up there. 62 00:04:22,340 --> 00:04:24,220 Are you the removal man? 63 00:04:24,580 --> 00:04:26,300 Yes, and we're not going upstairs. 64 00:04:26,740 --> 00:04:28,520 There's no need. I've brought everything down. 65 00:04:29,180 --> 00:04:30,340 You certainly have. 66 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:33,460 What do you expect with all the upheaval of moving? 67 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:36,540 Just as I was getting it straight. Getting it straight? 68 00:04:37,620 --> 00:04:41,900 Yes. All I needed was a little more time. If we'd given you any more time, 69 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:43,120 place would have fallen down. 70 00:04:43,420 --> 00:04:44,420 Oh, hardly that. 71 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,820 I admit there are one or two small defects. 72 00:04:52,910 --> 00:04:56,210 did have to come to this, ejaculated from our fixed abode. 73 00:04:59,830 --> 00:05:01,570 Look at the state my wife's in. 74 00:05:02,450 --> 00:05:04,470 The cat's not taking it too well either. 75 00:05:06,350 --> 00:05:08,150 Her tummy's in a terrible state. 76 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:13,070 Don't you understand? You've made this entire building unsafe. It could 77 00:05:13,070 --> 00:05:14,070 at any minute. 78 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:18,570 We may well consider taking legal action over this. Well, you can count on me to 79 00:05:18,570 --> 00:05:19,570 back you up. 80 00:05:20,810 --> 00:05:24,690 Whoever built this once hung in drawing and quartering. Not against the 81 00:05:24,690 --> 00:05:28,710 builders, against you. You had no right to carry out alterations without the 82 00:05:28,710 --> 00:05:29,710 consent of the council. 83 00:05:29,810 --> 00:05:30,810 Excuse me? 84 00:05:31,150 --> 00:05:34,210 Excuse me, Mr Denham, for correcting your wrong. 85 00:05:36,810 --> 00:05:37,810 Tenancy agreement. 86 00:05:39,790 --> 00:05:41,090 Conditions of tenancy. 87 00:05:41,290 --> 00:05:47,770 The tenant, that being my good self, and my spouse, shall be liable for all 88 00:05:47,770 --> 00:05:48,770 minor repairs. 89 00:05:49,030 --> 00:05:53,380 Minor repairs? Well, undertaken, I might add, under great stress. 90 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,020 Working all hours. 91 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:57,500 My notice has hardly been under the duvet. 92 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:04,040 Last night he slept on the bedroom floor. I was told that you all had to 93 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,040 downstairs. 94 00:06:05,260 --> 00:06:07,160 The bedroom floor is downstairs. 95 00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:13,740 He used to be upstairs, but we had a bit of woodwork. 96 00:06:15,980 --> 00:06:19,640 Mr. Denham, I don't think you fully appreciate what I've been trying to do. 97 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:20,839 there we agree. 98 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:22,900 Frank has been trying to save you money. 99 00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:24,180 Exactly. 100 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:53,640 I think it should be quite clear to you that this house is not perfect. 101 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,280 Is that surprising? 102 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:59,720 According to our survey, you have removed half the supporting wall. 103 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:04,680 When you moved in, this house had wall -to -wall carpeting. Now it doesn't even 104 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:05,980 have wall -to -wall floors. 105 00:07:07,380 --> 00:07:08,920 It's easy for you, isn't it? 106 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:12,000 Standing there in your semi -detached council trousers. 107 00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:17,920 It's easy to knock a man when he's down. I don't have any choice. You never seem 108 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:18,920 to get up. 109 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:21,160 And, Mr. 110 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:26,060 Benfer, when you move into your new house, you will not remove a single nail 111 00:07:26,060 --> 00:07:30,640 loosen a single screw without obtaining council permission in triplicate. 112 00:07:33,260 --> 00:07:34,720 But that's not my... 113 00:07:49,390 --> 00:07:50,690 Now, mind my sexy progress. 114 00:07:51,310 --> 00:07:52,850 These plants are very delicate. 115 00:07:53,190 --> 00:07:55,730 Although I have found that they do thrive on the... 116 00:07:55,730 --> 00:08:02,130 Does 117 00:08:02,130 --> 00:08:04,790 this timber have to go? 118 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:06,950 No, that's the bedroom floor. 119 00:08:21,870 --> 00:08:23,310 so I can keep an eye on my plants. 120 00:08:31,570 --> 00:08:32,569 Edie? 121 00:08:35,169 --> 00:08:37,950 I can't quite believe we're moving, Frank. 122 00:08:39,309 --> 00:08:40,309 I know. 123 00:08:41,950 --> 00:08:44,330 We've had some happy times in this room, haven't we? 124 00:08:46,410 --> 00:08:49,170 You remember the day we got married? 125 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,180 and you carried me over the threshold. 126 00:08:55,920 --> 00:09:00,500 I know I was meant to carry you, but I had a bit of trouble. 127 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:08,660 I know it sounds silly, but I've always thought that when you leave a place that 128 00:09:08,660 --> 00:09:12,500 you've liked, a little part of it goes with you. 129 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:16,600 A little part of it is going with us. 130 00:09:18,420 --> 00:09:21,030 I decided... Tighten the bedroom floor with a sound. 131 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,920 She's got heavy boots on. Where does she think she is? Browns Hatch? 132 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:53,060 My best poof. 133 00:10:57,680 --> 00:11:02,900 Have you taken leave of your senses? 134 00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:05,060 He'll be squashed flat. Here, help me shift this stuff. 135 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:08,240 That's no good. 136 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,180 Mr. Spencer. 137 00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:24,040 Good afternoon. 138 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:29,620 Is this the North End Council Estate? 139 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,040 Hospital? 140 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,480 Hospital? What happened? 141 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,580 I fell in some tar, didn't I? 142 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:50,660 I've been greased, scraped, scrubbed, lubricated in all my personal regions. 143 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,440 They changed my oil three times. 144 00:12:55,880 --> 00:13:00,100 And whose fault was it, may I ask? Who was driving like Knocky Lider? 145 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:13,060 empty, I thought you and our furniture might still be on the road. 146 00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:14,560 Most of it still is. 147 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:17,020 Is it all right? 148 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:21,120 It'll be a little easier to assess that after they shoveled it up. 149 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:22,960 Shut up! 150 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,220 What about all your clothes? 151 00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:26,820 You're looking at most of them. 152 00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:32,900 Apart from five socks, three shoes, a pair of Y -fronts that were found 153 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:33,900 a bollard. 154 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:39,440 houses which were 200 yards further down the street hanging from a lamppost. 155 00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:42,240 That's not mine. Don't look at that. 156 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:47,160 Why is it everything has to happen to us? I mean, isn't it enough that we have 157 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,540 to live in this awful hell? 158 00:13:49,060 --> 00:13:51,980 Oh, come on, Betty. It's not as bad as all that. 159 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:53,720 Come on. 160 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,740 Give me another couple of days, I'll have it looking just like our old place. 161 00:13:58,580 --> 00:13:59,580 Don't you dare. 162 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:04,380 I know it's not Buckingham Palace, but a few homely touches. 163 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,800 No curtains in the window. 164 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:08,880 Pictures on the wall. 165 00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:10,400 Flowers in the vase. 166 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,000 Water in the tap. 167 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,240 Gas in the pipe. 168 00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:16,720 You mean we haven't... No anemones? No. 169 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,900 Right. Where's the telephone? 170 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,460 We haven't got that either. 171 00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:23,740 But they knew I was coming today. I booked it. 172 00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:27,140 Specially. Oh, Betty, I can't operate without a phone. 173 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:28,880 It's like my right arm. 174 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:33,440 Look what they've done to me. I'm on the brink. I'm a man in... Man in cess now. 175 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:38,440 Go straight down to the gas port, see about the water, and then telephone, 176 00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:39,379 telephone house. 177 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:43,040 No. Better still, I'll go down there and face them voice to voice. No, they 178 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,180 won't give you a telephone just like that. 179 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,160 They will if I explain our situation. 180 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:51,060 The last time you explained our situation, they cut us off. 181 00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:07,679 Mr. Spencer? 182 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:08,680 I am he. 183 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,320 I am Mr. 184 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:12,500 Wright. Please sit down. 185 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:13,399 Thank you. 186 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:18,260 Now, I understand you'd like the telephone installed. 187 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:19,640 I would indeed. 188 00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:24,120 I have written to you asking for this, but as yet I have received no reply. 189 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,940 Really? Well, that's most unusual. 190 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,860 It's Spencer F .W. 191 00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:40,340 That is correct. 192 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:41,760 Yes. 193 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,060 27 Thudbury Terrace. 194 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,180 Yes. 195 00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:54,400 Yes, we seem to have had a few little problems with you already, Mr Spencer. 196 00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:56,760 To what are you alluring? 197 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:01,540 Well, there was the question of your garden extension. 198 00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:04,420 Which, I might add, was never extensionified. 199 00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:08,180 We do not install telephone equipment. 200 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:09,640 In chicken houses. 201 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:11,780 That was my workshop. 202 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,160 There was a chicken in it. 203 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,660 Well, he had no right to be there. 204 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:21,820 I know I left the door open, but I can't be held responsible for every piece of 205 00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:23,540 powder and poultry that happens to pass by. 206 00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:28,620 There also seems to be a great deal of correspondence regarding your telephone 207 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:31,440 bills. Oh, I didn't make half those calls. 208 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:37,020 If an anonymous mouth keeps ringing up saying rude and lewd things, I don't see 209 00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:41,100 why I should have to pay for it. How can anonymous calls go on your bills? He 210 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,140 kept reversing the charges. 211 00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:48,420 Honestly, Mr. Wright, I've done everything in my power to find out who's 212 00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:50,240 responsible. What about the police? 213 00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:54,180 No, no, no, it doesn't get me. 214 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:02,120 Have you informed the police? 215 00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:03,460 Of course. 216 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,980 But they just told me to make out a list of all the people that didn't like me. 217 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,900 But that was weeks ago. 218 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,200 And they've done nothing? 219 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,140 I'm still writing out the list. 220 00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:14,740 I see. 221 00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:18,800 Yes, well, we'll get you a telephone as soon as we can, Mr Spencer. Yeah, but I 222 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:23,400 had heard that you kept a few, you know, up your jumper. 223 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:28,000 I beg your pardon? I'm speaking metaphysically, of course. 224 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:34,760 But I had heard from them out there that you kept a few lines under the counter. 225 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:39,720 For important businesses like doctors and vets. You're not a doctor? 226 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,500 Not at the moment, no. 227 00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:43,900 Are you a vet? 228 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:48,440 Well, I once helped give birth to a pig. 229 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,420 That's when I lived on a farm. 230 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,900 Mr Spencer, what exactly do you do? 231 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,300 Don't you know? 232 00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,700 No. That is why I am asking. 233 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,700 baby being born, haven't you? 234 00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:17,000 Well, it's just the same with a pig. 235 00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:19,940 Only there's a lot more grunting going on. 236 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:26,580 What is the nature of your business? 237 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,620 The nature of my... Well, I have my finger in a lot of people's puddings at 238 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:31,620 moment. 239 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:36,020 I'm into all sorts of things. I hope soon to form my own company. 240 00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:37,260 In a council house? 241 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:41,520 Yeah, well, that's why I need an office, you see, and I have one to meet my 242 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,520 clients. 243 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,660 Hence my dire need for a telephone. 244 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:45,960 What's the number? 245 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:47,020 I beg your pardon? 246 00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:49,780 The telephone number of your office, Mr Spencer. 247 00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:54,580 Ah, well, I... Where you meet your clients. 248 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,980 Gone out of my head. I assume, to keep in touch, that the office has a 249 00:18:59,980 --> 00:19:00,980 telephone. Yes. 250 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,700 It's 54837. 251 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,120 Thank you. 252 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:10,660 5... 5... 4... 4... 8... 8... 3... 3... 253 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:16,659 Thank you. 254 00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:21,100 I don't think they're really... Just a minute, Mr Spencer. Please! 255 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:25,600 I beg your pardon? 256 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:30,300 It's the labour exchange. 257 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,800 Well, they do use it as well, yes. 258 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:41,380 Are you telling me that you actually rent an office at a labour exchange? 259 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,320 Well, it's not exactly an office. 260 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,400 It's more... 261 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,980 You rent a corridor. 262 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,860 Well, they don't charge me for it. 263 00:19:58,020 --> 00:20:00,260 That way I can meet a lot of people, see. 264 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:01,499 Then that's your business. 265 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,720 Standing about in a corridor asking people if they want any work done. And 266 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:05,720 manager doesn't mind. 267 00:20:05,860 --> 00:20:07,200 The manager suggested it. 268 00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:10,900 See, as he couldn't find me a job, he thought maybe someone else could. 269 00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:14,380 Yes, well, there's no need to keep you any longer, Mr Spencer. We shall inform 270 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:17,480 you when we've got something for you. But I thought... Good day, Mr Spencer. 271 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,780 I wanted to make someone happy with a phone call. 272 00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:30,520 Come in. 273 00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:35,600 Sit down, please. I won't keep you a minute. 274 00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:47,000 That's a shorter telegraph pole. 275 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:49,300 No. 276 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,200 Only, I've got a big plum tree in my garden. 277 00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:57,860 I'll have to look it on there. 278 00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,080 Please, please, please. 279 00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:04,980 Oh, excuse me. I did knock and you didn't hear. I know the door was open. 280 00:21:05,780 --> 00:21:07,740 I'm Mr Lewis. I live next door. 281 00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:08,939 Oh, hello. 282 00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:10,200 I'm Mrs Spencer. 283 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,500 Oh, yes. Well, and I... 284 00:21:11,950 --> 00:21:14,110 Hope I haven't inconvenienced you. I wasn't expecting you till tomorrow. 285 00:21:14,330 --> 00:21:15,710 I'm afraid I've turned your water off. 286 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:19,090 Oh. Yeah, well, you see, there's only one stock cock for both houses. I had a 287 00:21:19,090 --> 00:21:22,050 few little repairs to do. Oh, will they take very long? No, no, no, nearly 288 00:21:22,050 --> 00:21:24,470 finished. Here, perhaps you'd like to come and meet the missus. They were 289 00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:25,069 to be neighbours. 290 00:21:25,070 --> 00:21:26,590 Oh, that would be nice. Come on in. 291 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:30,830 Eddie! 292 00:21:31,170 --> 00:21:34,990 Mr Denham wasn't there, but his secretary said that maybe the water was 293 00:21:34,990 --> 00:21:39,910 off from the... Oh, well, it'll be a nice surprise for her. 294 00:21:45,350 --> 00:21:46,350 Your husband's very capable. 295 00:21:46,910 --> 00:21:48,430 You've never needed any little jobs done. 296 00:21:48,730 --> 00:21:50,270 Alfred's very good with his hands. 297 00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:52,930 Just a question of knowing what you're doing. 298 00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:55,050 Thank God! Oh! 299 00:21:55,470 --> 00:21:57,030 Oh, my God! 300 00:21:59,130 --> 00:22:00,610 Another little job done. 301 00:22:02,770 --> 00:22:03,850 Forty -three to go. 302 00:22:04,430 --> 00:22:05,430 Frank! 303 00:22:06,170 --> 00:22:09,770 Frank, have you turned the water on? Yes, it's all right now. 304 00:22:10,010 --> 00:22:11,010 Where you been? 305 00:22:13,390 --> 00:22:15,030 There was none need to send for anyone. 306 00:22:15,550 --> 00:22:18,050 I'm sorry, you seem to have had a wasted journey. 307 00:22:18,730 --> 00:22:19,770 Oh, is it raining? 308 00:22:21,230 --> 00:22:22,850 Did you touch that stopcock? 309 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,050 I did indeed. 310 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:27,470 As you most probably know, I have to share a cockstop. 311 00:22:28,010 --> 00:22:32,670 Yes, I did know that. And that idiot next door went and turned the water off 312 00:22:32,670 --> 00:22:33,670 without telling anyone. 313 00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:35,110 Frank, he told me. 314 00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:36,550 Oh, you've seen him? 315 00:22:36,810 --> 00:22:40,630 Well, if he interferes in my water again, I shall have to go and see him 316 00:22:41,090 --> 00:22:41,709 You are. 317 00:22:41,710 --> 00:22:42,710 Indeed I am. 318 00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:50,170 And you can tell your waterboard. I am not from the waterboard. Mr. Lewis lives 319 00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:51,170 next door. 320 00:22:51,730 --> 00:22:52,730 Next door? 321 00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:54,770 Our next door? 322 00:22:56,010 --> 00:22:57,510 The next door? 323 00:22:58,170 --> 00:22:59,270 Next to this door? 324 00:23:01,790 --> 00:23:02,890 Any more questions? 325 00:23:03,230 --> 00:23:04,230 No. 326 00:23:05,430 --> 00:23:08,150 Then perhaps your wife would leave us alone for a couple of minutes. 327 00:23:08,410 --> 00:23:09,410 No, I'll go with her. 328 00:23:09,990 --> 00:23:14,750 This is a nice, quiet street. And I hope for yours take it safe that way. 329 00:23:15,230 --> 00:23:16,470 Do I make myself clear? 330 00:23:16,710 --> 00:23:17,710 Yes, you do. 331 00:23:18,710 --> 00:23:21,470 There's no need to be frightened of a new house, is there? 332 00:23:21,710 --> 00:23:23,890 Do you remember Peter the Pixie? 333 00:23:25,510 --> 00:23:30,370 Peter the Pixie had to leave the magic forest because he misbehaved with the 334 00:23:30,370 --> 00:23:31,370 fairies, didn't he? 335 00:23:32,090 --> 00:23:33,510 So what did he do? 336 00:23:33,810 --> 00:23:35,070 Long as having a bath. 337 00:23:36,210 --> 00:23:39,490 He walked all the way to Pixieland and he said his poem. 338 00:23:39,730 --> 00:23:40,990 And what was his poem? 339 00:23:41,570 --> 00:23:43,870 Goodbye, little fairies. 340 00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:45,620 I'm leaving at the double. 341 00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:49,620 I'd like to stay for one more day, but I've had a bit of trouble. 342 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,620 Yes. Was that funny? 343 00:23:53,380 --> 00:23:54,380 Yes, it was. 344 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:58,820 And then they reached Pixieland, and they lived happily ever after, didn't 345 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,800 And that's just what you and me and Mummy are going to do, aren't we? 346 00:24:03,460 --> 00:24:04,460 That's it. 347 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,720 That's it. You play, we come. Would you like me to sing you a song? 348 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,800 Shall we put the music box on? 349 00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:12,720 Yes? It's your favourite. 350 00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:17,140 I'll sing you... I'll sing you a little song. 351 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,680 We'll wake Mummy up in the bath. 352 00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:22,680 Let me sing you a little song about a cat. 353 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:23,960 Listen. 354 00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:30,800 There was a man who bought a cat. 355 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,640 He fed it well. 356 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,420 It got so fat. 357 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:38,140 He had to stroke it with a broom. 358 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,880 And when it purred, it shook the room. 359 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:48,410 Eating, eating, he couldn't stop. 360 00:24:50,010 --> 00:24:55,910 Growing, growing, until he went pop. 361 00:24:56,770 --> 00:25:03,570 One day outside, a dog it saw, and went along to shake 362 00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:04,389 a paw. 363 00:25:04,390 --> 00:25:11,370 The dog just gave a frightened pant. He thought it was an elephant. 364 00:25:52,430 --> 00:25:53,430 I think she's all right now. 365 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:56,430 I think Mr Lewis enjoyed it as well. 366 00:25:56,870 --> 00:25:58,470 I could hear him snoring. 367 00:25:59,230 --> 00:26:02,750 Well, I'm glad somebody's enjoying something. We've got no hot water. 368 00:26:03,070 --> 00:26:04,370 Well, I don't understand that. 369 00:26:04,610 --> 00:26:06,450 It was all right when I bathed Jessica. 370 00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:08,870 Unless my elbow deceived me. 371 00:26:09,110 --> 00:26:12,270 Well, I didn't hear the tank filling up again afterwards. 372 00:26:12,710 --> 00:26:13,890 All right, I'll have to investigate. 373 00:26:14,270 --> 00:26:15,270 Have you got any matches? 374 00:26:15,530 --> 00:26:17,400 Oh, Frank, you can't... I can't do it tonight. 375 00:26:17,940 --> 00:26:21,560 Betty, remember what my mother always said before she reached for the hammer? 376 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:26,560 Put behind you what's in front of you today, or otherwise you'll wake up 377 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,800 tomorrow with what's behind you in front of you. 378 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,760 I think. 379 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,920 Well, she seems nice enough. 380 00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:41,360 He's all right, too, in his own way. 381 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,060 As long as he stays in his own way and keeps that in mind. 382 00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:45,380 We haven't been here far. 383 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,120 Give him a bit more time before you judge. 384 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,760 Then see what happens. 385 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,180 All right, well, give him a bit more time and we'll see what happens. 386 00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,720 See what happens? 387 00:27:05,860 --> 00:27:07,300 Oh, dear, oh, dear. 388 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,000 What a night. 389 00:27:10,260 --> 00:27:11,360 Oh, Mr Lewis. 390 00:27:11,980 --> 00:27:13,960 How's your close -to -sleeping row going on? 391 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:15,360 He's only in the loft. 392 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:19,040 He's no fit to be up there. That loft runs right through to our house. 393 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,040 could happen. 394 00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:22,900 I shall have to see the house, you know. 395 00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:26,140 They've no right to send him to a nice, quiet street like this. 396 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:27,760 They could have sent him out in the forest. 397 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,860 Or better still, on the top of a cliff. 398 00:27:30,220 --> 00:27:33,020 No, he doesn't like heights. Well, I don't like noise. 399 00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:34,500 Well, he hasn't done anything. 400 00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:35,900 Well, you'd better stop him before he does. 401 00:27:50,090 --> 00:27:51,230 You don't have to tell me that. 402 00:27:51,690 --> 00:27:53,930 Perhaps he's fallen asleep on the job. 403 00:27:55,030 --> 00:27:57,190 It's a pity he didn't fall asleep before he started the job. 404 00:27:57,690 --> 00:27:59,570 Well, I hope he hasn't had a fall. 405 00:28:00,050 --> 00:28:02,550 Well, a bit of luck he's fallen and broken his breaking neck. 406 00:28:03,110 --> 00:28:04,230 I heard that. 407 00:28:05,070 --> 00:28:06,910 Throwing abuses at me in my loft. 408 00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:10,010 That is my ceiling you are standing on. 409 00:28:10,210 --> 00:28:11,570 Frank, what's happening? 410 00:28:12,210 --> 00:28:14,270 It's all right. The cat followed me up. 411 00:28:14,530 --> 00:28:15,930 I'm trying to catch her. 412 00:28:16,430 --> 00:28:18,510 Come on there. Puss, puss, puss, puss, puss. 413 00:28:18,750 --> 00:28:19,750 Never mind the cat. 414 00:29:07,470 --> 00:29:08,650 to chase my cat upstairs. 415 00:29:09,350 --> 00:29:11,210 I am not a peeping Tom. 416 00:29:13,330 --> 00:29:15,170 Look at my bedroom! 417 00:29:15,910 --> 00:29:16,910 Ah, yes. 418 00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:22,310 You've got the same curtains my mother had. 419 00:29:40,910 --> 00:29:41,910 wake you earlier. 420 00:29:42,930 --> 00:29:46,450 Excuse me. 421 00:29:48,530 --> 00:29:51,570 It's all right, Mr. Lewis. I am now underneath you. 422 00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:53,310 All is well. 423 00:29:54,970 --> 00:29:57,010 I will push you back up. 424 00:29:57,510 --> 00:29:59,350 That'll save making any more damage. 425 00:30:25,230 --> 00:30:27,850 I'm just telling your wife about my mother's curtains. 426 00:30:28,650 --> 00:30:29,810 I'll give you curtains. 427 00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:36,930 It's not as bad as all that. As my mother always say, when things look bad, 428 00:30:36,930 --> 00:30:39,410 go to sleep and dream away your sorry. 429 00:30:40,330 --> 00:30:44,670 But you may have had an awful day, but tomorrow could get worse.