1 00:00:00,434 --> 00:00:03,704 (Matsukoma) 2 00:00:03,771 --> 00:00:06,574 (Ken Shibata) This is Ken Shibata. Thank you in advance 3 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:09,977 (Watari) Got it. Well then, from today onwards I'll call you "Turken" 4 00:00:10,044 --> 00:00:12,046 (Matsukoma) Isn't it "Shibaken" in normal terms? 5 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:14,815 (Watari) No, because it's not a Shiba Inu. 6 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:16,584 (Shibata) I've always been called "Shibaken" 7 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:18,686 (Manager) Yeah, then. Well, “Shivaken” is fine, right? 8 00:00:18,753 --> 00:00:21,188 (Matsukoma) Well then, Shibaken-kun, thank you very much. 9 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:22,723 (Shibata) Thank you very much. 10 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:29,764 (Watari) Listen, these are the ingredients that give the flavor. This is a flavor absorbing ingredient 11 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:32,700 This and this must be placed far apart. 12 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:34,702 (Shibata) Yes. (Matsukoma) As expected of a senior 13 00:00:34,769 --> 00:00:36,537 I'm getting used to the lessons. 14 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:38,472 (Watari) Well. (Shibata) As expected. 15 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:42,143 (Watari) Praise me more. I'm the type who thrives on praise. 16 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:44,245 (Shibata) Yes, I will praise and improve my seniors. 17 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:46,680 (Watari) Thank you, hehe 18 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:48,449 And here's what's most important 19 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:51,952 To taste this soup stock I'm allowed to be a store clerk. 20 00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:56,357 What is this? In the style of a particular chef... 21 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:01,929 When I drink like this many times... 22 00:01:01,996 --> 00:01:03,798 I'm reasonably satisfied 23 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:04,698 yes 24 00:01:04,932 --> 00:01:07,968 And sometimes When scooping soup stock, do this... 25 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:10,304 Ah... ah... 26 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:13,974 Like this, wrongly There are times when shirataki gets mixed in. Yeah. 27 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:15,709 If this happens, it's okay to put this in. 28 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:17,912 (Watari) I have no choice but to eat. (Shibata) Yes. 29 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:20,881 The one I scooped up by mistake I have no choice but to eat, yeah 30 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:23,651 Then I have to scoop the soup stock again. And then this time... 31 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:24,919 Okay 32 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:26,053 Ah... 33 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:28,956 Shit, if this happens, I have no choice but to eat. 34 00:01:29,023 --> 00:01:29,857 yes 35 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,026 (Watari) The one who made the mistake has no choice but to eat. 36 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:33,828 Hey, next time, look here. 37 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:39,366 Oh... Damn today... What is it today? 38 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,168 When this happens, I have no choice but to eat. 39 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:42,570 (Shibata) Yes. (Matsukoma) Everything... 40 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:43,471 (Watari) Yeah. 41 00:01:44,071 --> 00:01:46,707 This is how it is, and the soup stock is You can add something like this later. 42 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,008 It's delicious when you put it on 43 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:49,376 (Matsukoma) Looks delicious. (Watari) Yeah. 44 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:52,246 Okay 45 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:55,216 I have no choice but to do this We have to eat responsibly. 46 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:57,384 (Shibata) Yes. (Watari) I don't want to eat either, yeah. 47 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,254 (Matsukoma) Senpai, I'll do it from here. 48 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:01,188 Ah... 49 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:07,027 Okay hehe 50 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:09,864 (Tomoe Nii) Even an amateur can understand this... 51 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:15,669 old things in front Please display new items at the back. 52 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:16,570 (Shibata) Yes. 53 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:19,440 (Matsukoma) Nii-kun, your career is still young. He's definitely a teacher 54 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:21,842 But there are exceptions. 55 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:26,280 I messed up this display that I had put so much effort into putting together. I pulled out a new rice ball from behind... 56 00:02:26,981 --> 00:02:30,484 Eat it outside in the parking lot Just leave the trash there... 57 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:34,121 A familiar customer will be arriving in a little over five minutes. 58 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:38,492 That person always buys how many rice balls... 59 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:40,494 As for the amount of rice balls for this hour... 60 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:43,464 something really old Let's line them up at the back and give them to them. 61 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:45,799 (Shibata) Yes. (Matsukoma) Nii-kun, um... 62 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:47,334 If you have time... 63 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:50,671 Just some rice balls Another method is to hide it somewhere else... 64 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:52,673 I think that's one option. 65 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:55,209 (Shibata) Yes. (Matsukoma) Shibaken-kun, that's no good. 66 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:56,277 (Shibata) Yes. 67 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:05,853 (Matsukoma) My eyes are open, but I'm asleep. 68 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:08,822 When I wake up suddenly Please be careful as there are times when it gets violent. 69 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:09,723 (Shibata) Yes. 70 00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:18,065 This concludes the new employee training. 71 00:03:18,132 --> 00:03:19,800 If you have any questions, feel free to ask 72 00:03:19,934 --> 00:03:20,768 (Shibata) Yes. 73 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:25,973 Mr. Matsukoma is 24 years old and Mr. Watari is 29 years old. I'm already old enough to be working at a company... 74 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,075 Why do you work part-time at a convenience store? 75 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:35,983 (Nii) I just wanted you to refrain from asking that question. 76 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:37,651 (Matsukoma) Don't gouge further. 77 00:03:37,952 --> 00:03:44,959 ♪～ 78 00:04:01,175 --> 00:04:08,182 ～♪ 79 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:12,553 (Matsukoma) Hot and cold things Would you like to share the bags? 80 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:16,690 (Customer) You're right. Don't ask me that kind of thing 81 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:19,526 Yes, I'm sorry. 82 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:27,968 (Matsukoma) You don't have to get so angry. 83 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:31,238 Huh... 84 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:38,612 Disposable chopsticks... 85 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:43,350 Likened to the cervical vertebrae of a very annoyed customer. When you fold it... 86 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:46,687 It'll be just a distraction 87 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:32,499 (Matsukoma) 88 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:37,638 (Matsukoma) Ah~ Household garbage is being thrown away again. 89 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,174 Just a little bit already 90 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:42,142 (Nii) Please wait. (Matsukoma) Huh? 91 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:50,250 No, Nii-kun, um... 92 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:53,087 (Nii) I leave my trash in a place like this. Lazy people like trash―― 93 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:55,956 Personal information is also leaked without protection. 94 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:58,092 There was 95 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:03,163 Shibaken-kun, please call me here. Please let me pick up the trash. 96 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:04,064 (Shibata) Yes. 97 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,438 (Nii) I was saved because I was a lazy person. 98 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:17,211 (Shibata) Mr. Nii's phone was stopped. 99 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:20,814 No, it's quite a surprise Looks sloppy 100 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:25,819 Shibaken-kun, the address is written there. Let's deliver it to your home 101 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:28,789 (Shibata) Yes. (Matsukoma) Fine, fine, you don't have to do that. 102 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:29,890 Eh, is that okay? 103 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:34,161 Yes, because that is It's bad even if it gets into a fight. 104 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:39,366 (Shibata) But why is there trash here? 105 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:41,969 (Matsukoma) Well, each district has a set day of the week... 106 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:43,904 I'd like to collect it before that. 107 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:48,809 Well, like this... like this There's no place to throw it away, so if you leave it behind, it'll stink. 108 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:50,944 (Shibata) Garbage is a big deal, isn't it? 109 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:53,781 (Matsukoma) Yes, Shibaken too. Have you ever had trouble with garbage? 110 00:06:54,148 --> 00:06:56,617 Sorry I've never thrown away trash 111 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:57,584 Huh? Is that so? 112 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:58,619 (Shibata) Yes. 113 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:00,621 (Matsukoma) Huh? My parents' house? (Shibata) Yes. 114 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:02,956 Eh, but there's something you can do to help, right? 115 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,458 No, the servant... 116 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:05,926 A servant? 117 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,095 (noise) 118 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,698 (Nii) What's inside? 119 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:14,935 (Matsukoma) Huh? what? A rat? 120 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:17,004 (Shibata) Huh? Are there rats in this town? 121 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:19,606 (Matsukoma) No, it's there.In fact, it's in the city, so it's there. What do you do? 122 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:20,841 I want to see rats! 123 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,476 It's my first time having a live rat. 124 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:23,777 (Matsukoma) It's not that good. 125 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:27,214 I want to see a rat Where is it? Rat! 126 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:32,853 Kaede! 127 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:35,489 (Kaede Shioyama) No, that's wrong, Matsukoma-kun. 128 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,991 Nii-kun is always in charge of taking out the trash. 129 00:07:38,725 --> 00:07:41,061 I don't think I'll ambush you and attack you. Because I didn't think about it 130 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,463 Go home now, Shioyama-kun. 131 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:46,934 (Kaede) I just want Nii to throw garbage at me. 132 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,136 You get trash thrown at you. 133 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:50,604 imagine 134 00:07:50,737 --> 00:07:53,006 When trash is thrown at me What makes you happy? 135 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:55,175 It's okay, Shibaken-kun. You don't have to get caught up in that. 136 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:56,944 Just imagine it 137 00:07:58,312 --> 00:08:00,581 (Shibata) Hmm... 138 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:02,382 Ah... 139 00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:04,084 You don't have to imagine it 140 00:08:04,218 --> 00:08:05,419 Hmm... 141 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:07,387 Because you'll never know 142 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:10,858 Me in a garbage bag―― 143 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,293 I don't mind if you throw it away. 144 00:08:13,427 --> 00:08:17,164 Please, please go home for today. And please don't go inside this place again. 145 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:20,667 So don't attack me I want to be thrown 146 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:22,836 Oh no! No, I don't understand. 147 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:29,009 (Kaede) Nii-kun! 148 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:31,612 (Nii) The key 149 00:08:34,248 --> 00:08:39,186 (Matsukoma) 150 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,360 (Matsukoma) Disappeared? 151 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,595 (Shibata) Ah, it disappeared. 152 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:51,798 (Matsukoma) Haa, what a cigarette butt in a place like this. 153 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:55,936 (Shibata) Someone is inside I thought they were grilling fish as well. 154 00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:59,306 (Matsukoma) No. It would have been fun if that was true 155 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:03,744 Shit~ Next time I find the culprit I want to sprinkle water with a bucket 156 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:05,012 (Two people laughing) 157 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:05,913 (Nii) No. 158 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,416 Let's have hot pot torture 159 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,319 Hot pot torture? 160 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:18,258 Release a mouse on its belly and cover it with a pot It's torture by roasting them with fire. 161 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:24,164 A rat with no escape Breaks through the abdomen and burrows into the body 162 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:26,967 The sin of fire is... 163 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:30,437 should be punished with fire 164 00:09:32,306 --> 00:09:35,842 (Shibata) You can also see live rats, which is great! 165 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:41,114 (Matsukoma) 166 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:50,023 (Watari) When I look at the pure white ash, I failed the interview again. 167 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:54,061 I feel like I'm so completely burnt out that I can't even reply. 168 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:58,999 (Watari) What kind of interview are you doing? 169 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,168 (Matsukoma) I'm doing my best. 170 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:05,472 (Watari) No, it's natural for you to try your best. You need technique for the interview. 171 00:10:05,539 --> 00:10:08,375 Uh... Just as the store manager told me―― 172 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:12,946 Instead of “Please hire me” “Hire me because I have something you want to do.” 173 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:16,817 “I am absolutely needed by this company” I do it with posture. 174 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:18,785 (Watari) No, that's fine though. 175 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:22,122 Furthermore About how attractive I am... 176 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,624 I have to mix it up with technique. 177 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,728 Hey, that's why an interview is... It's a technique 178 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:32,966 (Matsukoma) 179 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:36,269 180 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:37,638 181 00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:40,841 (Watari) Okay, I'll do the mock interview. 182 00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:43,844 I look like this I've done a lot of research on interviews. 183 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:47,848 (Matsukoma) 00:10:50,717 185 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,319 (Watari) Hey, sit down. 186 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,621 (Watari) Look (Matsukoma) Yes. 187 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,990 (Watari) Resume Resume and 188 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:02,863 Eh, I guess it's okay to say that Matsukoma-kun is a employed ronin. 189 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:04,698 yes 190 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,199 Yeah yeah yeah 191 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,568 why last year Didn't get caught anywhere? 192 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:13,040 Ah, last year I still had things I wanted to do. I think it's because it wasn't clear. 193 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,641 Did you have too much fun in college? 194 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:17,344 No, I don't really play around with it that much. 195 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:20,313 Ah, I'm not playing. I couldn't find what I wanted to do 196 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,616 It was quite relaxing. 197 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,553 Yes, you have a pissed off face~ Yes, it's out~ 198 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,089 (Matsukoma) I haven't. (Watari) No, I was a little annoyed now. 199 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:31,158 “Why this guy? "This has to be said." 200 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,493 “You’re not an elite either. This is how you act as an interviewer, right?” 201 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,728 “The elites are working hard these days.” 202 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,730 “You have nothing to do. This is how you work as an interviewer, right?” 203 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,131 That face was now appearing on your face. 204 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,400 No, I don't think about that for a moment. 205 00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:45,205 (Watari) Erm? “Strength: hard worker” What is this? 206 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:48,809 (Matsukoma) Do what you want to do Anyway, I'll do my best with all my heart. 207 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:52,712 (Watari) “Weakness: Working too hard” What is this? 208 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,316 (Matsukoma) Resume techniques “If you write weaknesses as weaknesses, you lose” 209 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,453 “Pretend to write down your weaknesses and highlight your strengths” It was written there 210 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:05,492 Something isn't right. Both of them are fluffy. 211 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,260 Wow, it's so fluffy 212 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,997 This is that... I don't feel like asking a question. 213 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:15,168 No, it's not like this For example, about its... advantages... 214 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:19,106 “Even if there are flies on my face You can just write something like "I don't care." 215 00:12:19,473 --> 00:12:20,941 No, but like that... 216 00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:22,809 (Watari) Oh, then you'll be bombarded with questions? 217 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:26,613 “Eh, why? Don't you have any nerves in your face? ”Tokasa 218 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,949 “What, does it have animal blood in it?” 219 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,485 “Ah, lion. Did you grow up a little? ” That's how it happens. 220 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:32,719 Then I said, “Oh, you know?” 221 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:35,789 “If you look at a lion with a camera, There's a lot of flies on my face.'' 222 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,057 That's why it's so exciting 223 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,659 And I was like, "Huh? Fabre's grandson?" Yeah 224 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:43,096 “Huh? Is there some smelly smoke coming out of your face? ” or something 225 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,432 Yeah, yeah... it was exciting, right? 226 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,134 Then you say a word 227 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:50,704 “I don’t even care about that. I end up concentrating on something.” 228 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,105 I see. 229 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,174 And cons, what are you doing with this? “The part where you try too hard” 230 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,909 It's not like this, something... 231 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:58,211 “I’m going out with a mappa.” Kakaka... Just write it down. 232 00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,346 “At Mappa” 233 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,681 “Mappa appears in the winter” 234 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:05,318 Then I said, “Why, why? Why? Aren't you going to catch a cold? ” or “Yeah. 235 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:08,288 “Huh? Ah, ah, something like that. "Did you grow up in a certain environment?" 236 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:11,658 “Ah, you, ah A child who is still in the process of evolution? ” or something like that 237 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,494 “Ah, this… this is from the monkey. I am in the process of evolving more and more.” 238 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,363 "Um... are you naked?" Yeah. 239 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:19,933 "No, are you naked because of the work of a monster?" Yeah. 240 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:23,403 After being asked a lot of questions All you have to do is say a word. 241 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:27,607 “It’s such a waste of time to get dressed. I want to do my best.” 242 00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:29,176 That’s it! 243 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:34,147 (Watari) This is just the strengths and weaknesses column. You can totally compete in an interview. 244 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,082 Was that so? 245 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,684 So what? What is your special skill? Special skill 246 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,320 “Hanging your head on your feet”? 247 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,322 (Matsukoma) Yes, I'll give it a try. 248 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,428 (Watari) No, Junon Boy, are you? 249 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,763 (Matsukoma) Ah, I'm sorry! 250 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:50,964 (Watari) Junon Boy! You 251 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,532 (Matsukoma) I'm sorry. Yes, I'm sorry. 252 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,001 (Watari) What did you show me now? (Matsukoma) Yes... 253 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,703 (Watari) Okay, sit down now. (Matsukoma) Yes. 254 00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,906 Listen, don't write in the special skills section. 255 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:01,908 Eh, why? 256 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:05,245 No, just ask the interviewer. "What? Don't you have any special skills?" 257 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:06,713 Then you should just tell me 258 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:10,050 “What I will learn at work from now on” It’s a special skill.” 259 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,952 Coo! 260 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,119 Right? 261 00:14:13,787 --> 00:14:17,490 Eh, excuse me, um... Mr. Watari, why can't you get a job? 262 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:18,925 Noisy! Shut up 263 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:23,230 The walls of society are thick and high, Matsukoma-kun. 264 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:32,105 (Nii) Matsukoma-san, please cheer up. 265 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:33,573 First of all-- 266 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:38,645 what you want from your job Why not write it down on paper? 267 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:39,679 Naturally... 268 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,883 They say you'll be able to find the job you're suited for. 269 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,152 Professor Nietzsche 270 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,388 Yes? 271 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,826 Ah Nii-kun, you said something nice. 272 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:06,339 (Matsukoma) Monthly income of 150,000 yen or more 273 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:11,111 Involved in general work, not specialized... 274 00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:13,880 Over 120 days off per year 275 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,517 A stimulating environment where you can meet different people every day... 276 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,352 (Nii) The convenience store clerk... 277 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,124 Maybe it's a calling 278 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,833 So the store manager thought, hey. 279 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:39,039 Well, it's made by a manufacturer. It's an off-the-shelf product. I don't think I can make a big topic anymore. 280 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,107 (Matsukoma) No way... (Manager) Yes. 281 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:45,779 Well, there, the store manager. This Three Seven Temple Street store... 282 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:49,115 Eh~ Develop and order your own original snacks 283 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,886 Eh, it's already the best selling in the country. In order to aim for three seven―― 284 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,622 I'm going to compete with this product from today onwards. 285 00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:59,392 (Shibata) Awesome! The manager is there You're thinking about Three Seven. 286 00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:00,794 Of course 287 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:03,530 (Matsukoma) Shibaken-kun, the store manager ordered a large amount of products... 288 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,399 It even became a rumor It never even sold in the first place. 289 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:07,600 (Shibata) Huh? (Manager) Yeah? Yeah? Did you say something? 290 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:08,601 (Matsukoma) Ah, no. 291 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:12,639 Okay, starting today, this product will be available at this store. I'll push, push, push! 292 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,240 (Shibata) Oh! (Matsukoma) Oh 293 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,508 That's... this. 294 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,345 (Matsukoma) Squid chocolate? 295 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:22,048 (Shibata) Is it chocolate shaped like a squid? Isn't it interesting? 296 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:26,219 Hey, Shibaken, come on Shibaken, Shibaken Shiba is coming. That's wrong, Shibaken. 297 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:30,690 That's right, the store manager is playing tricks like that. Such a simple idea... 298 00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,759 There's no way you can make a product. 299 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,828 Hey, take a good look at this. Hey. 300 00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:38,298 Between “squid” and “chocolate” this this this this It says “Sumi”, right? This 301 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,100 “Sumi” is written in small letters, right? Hey 302 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,234 (Matsukoma) Squid Ink Sumi Chocolate 303 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,903 That's right. That's right. What does that mean? 304 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:48,308 Squid ink and chocolate, right? The color is black, right? 305 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,509 It's black, right? 306 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:52,912 So it's natural for customers to buy it thinking it's chocolate. 307 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:55,348 Thinking it's chocolate, I put it in my mouth. 308 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,984 I thought it was chocolate and put it in my mouth! 309 00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:02,288 Shall we do it one more time? “Ah!” “Ah!” hey 310 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,623 “This is squid ink!” 311 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,225 That's why, hey 312 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:09,295 You'll be surprised because it tastes so fishy. Hey, hey, just smell it, smell it, hey. 313 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,297 Look 314 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:16,703 (Matsukoma) Wow... The fishy smell of squid ink is still there. 315 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:19,672 That's right. It's 99% squid ink, so hey. 316 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,075 This is just one time. Just try it, try it, just try it 317 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,143 Let's try some food 318 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,746 (Shibata) Wow! It's squid ink 319 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,581 (Manager) Yeah, you'd be surprised, right? 320 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,617 Because you're eating it thinking it's chocolate. 321 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,352 That's why I'm sure you'll say "Wow" 322 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:33,286 (Shibata) It will be 323 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:37,690 Hey, that's why, okay? That's where the meaning of "chocotto" comes into play. 324 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,093 Do you understand? The meaning of “chocolate” comes out. It says "chocolate" here. 325 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,528 It's written there, right? “Chocolate” 326 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:45,698 Hey, I mean, I mean, this is actually true. A story only here A story only here really 327 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:49,436 It actually contains 1% cacao. Contains 1% 328 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:53,540 So, umm It's called "chocolate" and "chocotto". 329 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:57,510 So when customers eat it thinking it's chocolate... Wow! 330 00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:00,914 what? Didn't you laugh? Are you okay now? 331 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,148 Huh huh! 332 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,684 2nd time This is 2nd time Basic 2nd time 333 00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:07,887 “This… this… this chocolate is rotten!” Hey 334 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,490 “Rotten! Rotten!” 335 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:13,159 Hey, it's "rotten". 336 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,195 What? Are you okay? Nii-kun 337 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,932 Hey, “It’s rotten!” “Did someone poison this? Someone poisoned it.” 338 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:23,203 “Hey, wait, hey. Hey, wait a minute, hey.” 339 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,972 “I thought about this carefully. This is squid ink” 340 00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:27,907 “I thought about this carefully. This is really squid ink.” 341 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:31,411 “Wow, it smelled fishy. It was really bad.” 342 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:36,883 But at the end, there's a slight chocolate aftertaste. Slightly 1% 343 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,453 It'll sell! 344 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:41,554 (Matsukoma) It won't sell. 345 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:49,662 (Nii) Why―― 346 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:54,534 Do I have to make people think it's chocolate first? 347 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:56,503 (Manager) Yeah? 348 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:59,372 (Nii) It would be better if you thought it was squid ink from the beginning―― 349 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:03,209 Isn't it possible to prepare for it and enjoy it deliciously? 350 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,680 (Manager) I feel like I'm being sucked into you just now 351 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,983 Oh yeah, no, you know, a long time ago―― 352 00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,951 Glico caramel Thank you... 353 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:15,522 So, "one grain is 300 meters" That's what I was saying 354 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,657 It's a catchphrase from a commercial, right? 355 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,826 (Matsukoma) What does “one grain 300 meters” mean? 356 00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,761 (Manager) Maybe... maybe, maybe, but... 357 00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:25,999 That... I just ate one. It tastes so good that I run 300 meters like this 358 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:30,103 Or maybe what... Contains enough nutrients to run 300 meters 359 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,805 Or maybe what... When you melt the caramel... 360 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,375 Oh, the caramel stretches 300 meters. 361 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,509 (Nii) That's... 362 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:37,744 I don't think so 363 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:41,548 (Manager) Anyway, the store manager is interested in this product... 364 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,050 The catch is “one grain 500 meters” Why do I want to put it on? 365 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:45,785 (Nii) That's... 366 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:47,987 What do you mean? 367 00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:54,527 (Manager) Yeah, you know, you know. Um, that's a surprise. 368 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:55,662 What a surprise! 369 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:58,498 Well... I thought it was chocolate and ate it. It's a completely different food. 370 00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:01,834 That's why I was so surprised. I'm going to run 500 meters 371 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,270 (Matsukoma) No, 500 meters. It's quite long 372 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:07,674 Just the surprise of the taste... I don't think I can run half a kilometer. 373 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,776 (Manager) I don't think so.Manager I don't think that's the case 374 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,945 Well then... Manager, it's going to be empty now. From now on it will be nothing 375 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:16,049 I... I'll forget this. I forget that it is squid ink! 376 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,651 Yes, I forgot, this is not squid ink! 377 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:21,254 (Matsukoma) I remembered (Manager) Okay, then let's have some chocolate. 378 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,723 I'm going to eat chocolate. I'm going to eat chocolate. 379 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:26,025 Tabemachu Chocolate Yoshi Chocolate 380 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:29,028 Eating chocolate... this isn't chocolate! 381 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,539 Hahahaha... 382 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,483 (crashing sound) (Manager) Ah, ah, product, product! Ah, ah... 383 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,219 (shortness of breath) 384 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,787 Oxygen mask... someone oxygen mask... 385 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,189 (coughing) 386 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,358 This is it...how many meters per lap? 387 00:20:58,424 --> 00:20:59,492 (Matsukoma) It's about 10 meters. 388 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,594 (Manager) Ah, that's impossible. 500 meters. Yeah. 389 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,197 (Nii) Yes, I don't think it's possible. 390 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,633 (Shibata) But it might become a hot topic. 391 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,501 (Manager) Shibaken, you are that person... 392 00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:11,304 Already, actually, already... 393 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,773 I have ordered 2000 pieces. 394 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,674 (Matsukoma) 2000 pieces! 395 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:19,679 (Manager) Haa... Okay, now. Sell this product, sell it, sell it! 396 00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:21,347 (Shibata) Oh! 397 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:25,485 (Mobile phone ringtone) 398 00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:27,487 (Shibata) Yes, Moshi Moshi 399 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:29,622 Yes, I understand 400 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:34,294 Sorry, I had to pick you up from home. I'm going home today. I'm tired. 401 00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:38,464 (Matsukoma) It's pretty much my own pace. 402 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:39,532 (Manager) Hmm. 403 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:42,101 The one that picks me up is a Rolls Royce. I wonder what it means 404 00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:45,038 A part-time worker at a convenience store Welcome to Rolls Royce 405 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:50,009 (Matsukoma) Why do you work part-time at this store? I guess there aren't enough decent people. 406 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,714 (Nii) Manager (Manager) I was surprised. What? 407 00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,115 (Nii) This product―― 408 00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:59,218 Squid ink and chocolate, and finally... 409 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,955 Try adding wasp toxin What do you think? 410 00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,527 I'm mostly running to the hospital... 411 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,430 I think it's about 500 meters 412 00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:14,500 (Manager) No, well... It's fine that it's that real. 413 00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:23,142 ♪～ 414 00:22:53,072 --> 00:23:00,079 ～♪ 415 00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:02,582 (Matsukoma) Manager: Didn't you see it? 416 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,250 It's like being killed by a car. 417 00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:07,754 (Nii) Just put it into cold sleep. There is also a way to save it 418 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,455 (Matsukoma) Manager! You're going to die! 419 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:10,556 (Police officer) Could you please come to the station? 420 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:12,759 (Watari) What a greedy creature humans are. 421 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:15,528 (Nii) I hope he's still alive.