1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,742 (Matsukoma) 2 00:00:08,009 --> 00:00:09,977 3 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:13,414 4 00:00:13,581 --> 00:00:17,385 00:00:19,220 6 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:22,490 (Customer) Say something, you bastard. 7 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:25,159 (Customer) Hahaha, you'll be surprised. 8 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:27,361 What was that word? picture? 9 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:29,964 (Customer) You sell your smile, right? (Matsukoma) Oh rah rah 10 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:31,966 I'm pretty angry 11 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:35,369 I don't want to go in 12 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:38,105 Hey you 3 days ago You should have put it in, right? 13 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:40,508 What happened to not coming in? Hey here 14 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:44,145 (Matsukoma) 15 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:46,213 (Matsukoma) Excuse me, customer, what is that? 16 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,149 (Customer) Hey, you're annoying. Don't come in 17 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:49,884 (Matsukoma) No, I'm sorry. 18 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:51,819 That clerk here Because it's new 19 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:53,888 (Customer) Do you know anything, you bastard? (Matsukoma) Ah... 20 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:56,023 (Matsukoma) Ah, come on, you too. Don't shut up and apologize 21 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:57,625 (Customer) No, don't be silly, you bastard. 22 00:00:57,691 --> 00:00:58,392 (Matsukoma) Yes. 23 00:00:58,492 --> 00:00:59,560 Apologize 24 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:03,264 (Customer) Hey, customers are gods, aren't they? 25 00:01:05,132 --> 00:01:06,200 (Chikei Nii) God is... 26 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:09,236 God is- 27 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:13,808 died 28 00:01:16,377 --> 00:01:17,778 (Matsukoma) <“God is dead”> 29 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:19,647 30 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:21,615 31 00:01:22,016 --> 00:01:24,118 32 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:27,054 33 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:28,756 (Nii) Therefore―― 34 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:30,658 Customers are gods... 35 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:31,826 (Matsukoma) Don't say that! 36 00:01:32,359 --> 00:01:36,363 (Matsukoma) 37 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:40,334 <“Professor Nietzsche” Let's call him that> 38 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:42,069 39 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:49,543 ♪～ 40 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:12,733 ～♪ 41 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:15,903 (Matsukoma) His name is Nii-kun. Huh, that's an unusual name. 42 00:02:17,004 --> 00:02:17,905 yes 43 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:20,708 Ahahahahahahahaha 44 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:24,778 I call older people “nii-chan” I'm being called, hehehe 45 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:27,414 Even though I'm older What is “Nii-chan”? 46 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:28,782 Hehehehe 47 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:31,151 Excuse me 48 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:34,989 What you're looking forward to I'm sorry, but if you're older... 49 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:38,926 “Nii-kun” or “Nii” I'll call you 50 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:40,928 Is that so? 51 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:43,163 Ah, ah, but- 52 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:45,666 I said to the younger guy, “Hey, Niisan.” 53 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:48,502 Kukukukukuku hehehehe 54 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:52,339 To someone younger than me who is no longer blood related “Nii-san” 55 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,608 Yakuza? Like? 56 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:56,777 Do you say “Nii-san!”? Hey 57 00:02:56,844 --> 00:03:00,247 To that younger guy Are you saying "I'm not your brother"? 58 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:02,383 Hey hehehe hahaha 59 00:03:05,219 --> 00:03:06,220 I won't say it 60 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:07,421 You won't say it, right? 61 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:10,157 If you were saying that every time It's hard, isn't it? 62 00:03:15,262 --> 00:03:16,597 Have any questions? 63 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,169 Also called Matsukoma It's rare, isn't it? 64 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:23,470 Do you think so? 65 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:25,706 I don't think so 66 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:27,074 I don't think so Yeah 67 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:29,276 Ah... 68 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:30,844 Working the cash register... 69 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,814 I have experience working part-time at a supermarket. 70 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,550 Ah, then it's okay. Yeah. 71 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,385 Oh, you're a university student, right? 72 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,721 Yes, this is the Faculty of Buddhism. 73 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:42,723 Wow 74 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:46,060 It's the faculty of Buddhism. Eh, I'm meeting someone from the Faculty of Buddhism for the first time. 75 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:47,861 What kind of classes do you have? 76 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:50,798 wore a robe With a real monk―― 77 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:52,833 There is a class to chant the Heart Sutra. 78 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:54,735 Yay! Eh! 79 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:56,670 Po! Amazing! 80 00:03:56,737 --> 00:04:00,708 Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh So, Nii-kun, can you chant the Heart Sutra? 81 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:02,476 Yes, I chant it almost every day. 82 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:05,546 That's amazing. Well then. Try saying it, try saying it 83 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:13,554 Buddhist theory Mahaprajnaparamita Many Heart Sutra 84 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:21,295 Bodhisattva who is free to view, deep practice of Prajnaparamita Terumi gokum all sky 85 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:25,733 All the troubles Shariko 86 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:35,275 Irofui Sora Sora Fuiiro The color is the sky The sky is the color 87 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:37,344 Thoughtful conduct and knowledge are restored. 88 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:38,579 (Customer) Sorry. 89 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,381 (Customer) Would you like oden? (Matsukoma) Ah yes 90 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,416 (Matsukoma) What would you like? (Customer) Well... 91 00:04:43,017 --> 00:04:45,719 (Customer) Chikuwa... (Nii) Unborn and immortal, impure and impure 92 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,589 (Matsukoma) Oh, what else? (Nii) No increase, no decrease, therefore the air 93 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:51,125 (Matsukoma) Ah, Nii-kun, it's okay now. Thank you 94 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,360 (Nii) Colorless thoughtless practice (Matsukoma) Yeah, Nii-kun, I'll ask you later. 95 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,263 (Matsukoma) Um, see you later, Nii-kun. (Nii) Eyeless ear nose tongue body mind 96 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:58,966 (Nii) Colorless voice flavor touch method (Matsukoma) Ah, that, that. 97 00:04:59,033 --> 00:05:03,303 (Nii) Eyeless world or nothingness... 98 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:10,077 There will be fewer customers during this time... 99 00:05:10,244 --> 00:05:12,546 If you feel sleepy, you can take a nap in the office. 100 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:14,982 It's okay 101 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:18,819 It's a little strange though I guess he's a hard worker. 102 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:24,291 (door chime) 103 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:44,511 (Male) Hahahahaha 104 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:54,955 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Lettuce club… 105 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:58,092 Lettuce club super interesting 106 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:05,733 zudenzuden zuddan dada Zudan Dada Zuden 107 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:07,634 zuddandarara zudan 108 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:10,037 tantara zudenzudenzuden tantalan 109 00:06:10,104 --> 00:06:11,772 zudenzudenzuden tantalan 110 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:15,642 zuddantaran zudenzudenzuden 111 00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:18,812 Zuttantala Zudenzudenzuden tantalan 112 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,181 Zudenzudenzuden Zuttatantaran 113 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:23,817 tantalan 114 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:26,353 Ah ah Jesus 115 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,422 Ah, it's annoying 116 00:06:28,655 --> 00:06:29,590 Whoosh 117 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:31,625 Iwana Tustin 118 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,927 Barantatta Barantatta Van 119 00:06:34,128 --> 00:06:35,662 Ban Bati Chung Tan Tan 120 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:38,699 Shushu Zudanzudanzudanzudan Dandan Zudanzudanzudan 121 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:40,768 Shirataki Say! 122 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,303 Shirataki Shirataki Shirataki Shirataki 123 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:46,273 Chikuwabu Wow Uh Chikuwabu Ugh Seyi 124 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:49,476 Chikuwa ah Hey Chikuwabu 75 yen 125 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:52,613 Shirataki 75 yen Shirataki 75 yen 126 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:55,549 Ugh, mess it up, say yeah Zudanzudanzudan 127 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:58,018 Dan-da-dan-dan! yes! yes! 128 00:06:58,285 --> 00:06:59,186 Sun 129 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:01,155 (Matsukoma) Manager, thank you for your hard work. 130 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:02,556 (Manager) Yes, thank you for your hard work. 131 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:04,425 Eh, newcomers come here often. 132 00:07:04,491 --> 00:07:05,325 (Nii) Yes. 133 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:09,229 (Manager) Well, the manager will come as soon as he comes. As soon as it comes... 134 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:10,798 I'm going to take a nap 135 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:12,166 (Matsukoma/Nii) Thank you for your hard work. 136 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:15,102 (Manager) Ah, but this sleep. There is a possibility that it will not be temporary 137 00:07:15,169 --> 00:07:18,739 In that case, you can wake me up. I won't wake you up... Okay. 138 00:07:18,806 --> 00:07:20,140 Howie Yoshi 139 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:22,442 Zunchazdanzudan Dandandandan… 140 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,979 (Matsukoma) Do you have any questions for the store manager? 141 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:28,115 (Nii) It's okay. 142 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,919 (Watari) Yeah, yeah Eh, then why are you―― 143 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:34,154 Part-time job at a convenience store late at night Did you choose it? 144 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:37,157 Your precious hour... 145 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:40,160 I can't give it to you for 3 digits, so 146 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:43,130 (Watari) What do you mean by 3 digits? Does that mean it's less than 1000 yen? 147 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:46,166 (Nii) Yes. (Watari) Look, it's money after all. 148 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:48,602 Yes, but not all 149 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:49,770 Don't say it like that 150 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:51,738 Although it is 99% 151 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,941 That means everything. 152 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:56,643 (Matsukoma) No, it seems like 1% is different. 153 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:58,679 (Watari) Okay, dare―― 154 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:01,181 Pursuing the remaining 1% is... 155 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:03,450 I dared not to listen let's take it 156 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:05,552 What I want to say here is... 157 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:07,521 all I have is money 158 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:09,923 I think it's good 159 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:13,093 That's why I'm here 160 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,095 It's 100% money 161 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:15,996 yes 162 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:19,333 (Matsukoma) 163 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:22,302 164 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:24,404 there's a lottery ticket here 165 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:27,608 This paper has the potential to reach 300 million yen soon. 166 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:29,309 what is this made of 167 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:32,579 pulp As a result, trees around the world are being cut down... 168 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:34,481 Plant photosynthesis decreases... 169 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,351 cause global warming Earth is now in crisis 170 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:38,986 Does that mean it doesn't matter? 171 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:40,654 Hey, I don't care about that right now. 172 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:44,558 In terms of the current trend, that is I think it's okay to leave it there. 173 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:46,526 Well then 174 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:50,097 I got 300 million yen Let's say I got it 175 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:54,868 Okay, I got it. 176 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,436 The image is complete 177 00:08:57,271 --> 00:08:58,639 (Watari) I want you to see this. 178 00:09:02,276 --> 00:09:04,177 It's AKMS. 179 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:08,382 mid 1950s Aiming to further improve productivity―― 180 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:11,451 AK47 receiver Replace with pressed products―― 181 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:13,287 The AKM plan issued 182 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:16,056 The prototype was submitted to the Soviet military in 1957. 183 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:18,625 It was formalized in 1959. 184 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,962 With riveted receiver Improve productivity-- 185 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:23,363 Succeeded in reducing weight 186 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:25,732 What do you think? Isn't it wonderful? 187 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:28,368 But I'm not interested in this kind of thing. 188 00:09:28,502 --> 00:09:29,469 (Matsukoma) There isn't. 189 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:33,106 (Watari) I got 300 million yen. With that money... 190 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:34,508 buy a tank 191 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,410 (Matsukoma) Can I buy a tank? 192 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:38,278 (Nii) What do you do with it after you buy it? 193 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,481 (Matsukoma) Senpai Actually Do you have that kind of thinking? 194 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:45,452 (Watari) I was in a car with no one in it. I want to ride 195 00:09:45,652 --> 00:09:47,421 (Matsukoma) Ah, you like cars, right? 196 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,923 (Watari) Recently, just recently. I thought 197 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:52,592 A man's status is still a car. 198 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:55,562 (Matsukoma) The explanation of the gun earlier was Don't think about what happened. 199 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:56,763 Because that's the kind of person I am 200 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:59,733 (Nii) Tanks are on public roads in Japan. Can you run? 201 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,636 (Matsukoma) I guess you're interested. I'm a little surprised, but I'm happy. 202 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:05,172 Good for you for listening, okay, newbie? 203 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:08,308 After I bought a tank Use the extra money to bribe politicians... 204 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:11,745 It is said that tanks can be driven on public roads. pass a bill 205 00:10:12,546 --> 00:10:15,882 politicians are How much money can I buy it for? 206 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:19,219 Of course I have to save up 100 million yen. 207 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,422 Passing a bill means... 208 00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:25,225 a lot of politicians It is necessary to acquire 209 00:10:25,359 --> 00:10:26,526 Of course 210 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:27,661 (Nii) Then―― 211 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,364 Will I run out of money to buy a tank? 212 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,065 No, I can buy it. 213 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:33,900 There's 300 million. 214 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:37,504 Buy tanks and buy lots of politicians. It's a no-frills thing. 215 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:38,905 (Nii) Senpai, stay calm. 216 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,141 stay calm 217 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:43,543 try calculating 218 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,880 (Matsukoma) Good luck, Senpai (Watari) Hmm, wait a minute. 219 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:56,590 I was able to buy it 220 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:57,891 (Matsukoma) Please let me know if I can buy it. 221 00:10:58,392 --> 00:11:00,627 Even if I could run on public roads Where and how do you run? 222 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:03,730 (Watari) Where and how on the roads of Tokyo? Run around normally 223 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,532 Everyone passing by will look back 224 00:11:05,599 --> 00:11:07,000 Wow, that's a tank! 225 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,436 No, it's a tank. Aren't you going to attack? 226 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:13,173 Hahahahahaha There's no way I'm going to attack you. 227 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:14,741 Where should I park it? 228 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,710 There is a monthly parking lot in front of the house. 229 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,278 So I rented about 4 of them. 230 00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:19,613 (Watari) There's 300 million. 231 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:22,549 The parking lot guy asked me to borrow one. Maybe you'll ask me 232 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,317 (Nii) When did you go out? (Watari) Coin par 233 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,086 Will the tank enter the coin par? 234 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:29,089 A bill to create a coin purse exclusively for tanks make it pass 235 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,458 Very durable―― 236 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,529 A bar like this... 237 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,397 It is necessary to develop 238 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,132 I see. 239 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,234 It's because it's a caterpillar. 240 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:44,004 (Watari) If it was a conventional one Once the tank is on board... 241 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:46,006 It's like it's going to shatter into pieces. 242 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:48,542 Ah, but! If the bill passes... 243 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:51,178 Even if there are tanks on board It's okay, it's a durable material... 244 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,913 I'm sure it will be developed! 245 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:57,217 Like walking into a side street Are you giving up on small spaces? 246 00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,953 I'm a man who always follows the royal path 247 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,389 I have no interest in side streets like that. 248 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:03,957 Can I drive on the Shuto Expressway? 249 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,525 Don't make me say it again and again! 250 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:09,029 I have an ETC entrance exclusively for tanks. pass a bill that can 251 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,297 (Matsukoma) Politicians are very busy. 252 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:13,700 (Nii) For one senior Japan's road traffic laws will undergo major changes. 253 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,436 300 million would make a difference. 254 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,307 I understand 255 00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:23,243 Seeing my senior driving a tank on a public road... 256 00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:24,845 I'm looking forward to it 257 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:28,415 (Matsukoma) I’m really looking forward to it. I hope you win 300 million yen 258 00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:29,649 (Watari) I think it will be a hit. 259 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:32,152 I think I'll hit it! 260 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:33,787 Fuhahahahaha 261 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:35,455 (Nii) Senpai 262 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:38,825 One tank--- 263 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,393 It is said to be cheap at 700 million yen. 264 00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:41,661 (Watari) Shit! 265 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,196 Gashash 266 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,867 (Nii) However, it is possible to purchase individually. 267 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,168 (Watari) Enough! 268 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,503 (Matsukoma) Nii-kun 269 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,705 I think it's free to talk about your dreams. 270 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,974 You are free to tell the truth 271 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:59,646 (Matsukoma) Senior, in front of the tank Do you want to buy an apartment? 272 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,782 Break out of your current 30,000 yen apartment 273 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,217 (Watari) Nice advice Matsukoma 274 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,354 (Manager) Let's work 275 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:08,855 (3 people) Yes 276 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,069 No, you can't take it home. 277 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:26,740 Ah, no 278 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:28,975 Looking at it like this-- 279 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,012 I think erotic books are also evolving. 280 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,114 Oh 281 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:39,686 When I walk by the convenience store It's something I've never looked closely at... 282 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,789 I didn't notice the evolution 283 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:47,127 Yeah, well, these days there are DVDs. It looks like it's attached 284 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:49,663 It seems so 285 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,700 Costs are well kept down 286 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,669 Well, I guess there are various things. 287 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:58,572 make it possible business system 288 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:00,473 Have you ever bought one? 289 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,309 Oh no no I... 290 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:05,212 Well, when I was in middle school or high school... 291 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,581 I was so excited to buy it at a convenience store. 292 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,952 There's no need to get excited though. 293 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,755 It's normal human behavior. 294 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:18,191 Well... I can't say that. 295 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,328 As much as possible, there are no female clerks. Aiming for the middle of the night... 296 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,829 I went to buy it, right? 297 00:14:25,599 --> 00:14:27,334 Why don't you buy it now? 298 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,371 I'm just a little... 299 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,073 I'm very picky. 300 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,508 So-called... 301 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,244 I like the feeling of being young. 302 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,312 That doesn't mean I'm a lolicon 303 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,615 to young girls I'm not interested. 304 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:45,252 It's legal too Rationally, I know it's wrong. 305 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,921 When I say ideal, it may just be ideal, but It's not like that 306 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,356 That's not what it means 307 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:50,890 要は僕は―― 308 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,526 I like grown women who look like children 309 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,630 So that's it Strike zone is extremely small 310 00:14:56,863 --> 00:15:00,367 Height is between 145cm and 150cm If it doesn't fit... 311 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,636 Basically, we have decided not to accept it. 312 00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:04,838 And baby face, of course. 313 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,774 A round face is best Worst, it doesn't matter what form it takes 314 00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:08,975 幼い顔であればね 315 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:13,179 And the impression of the whole body is I have decided not to admit that I am not chubby. 316 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,447 だって そうだろ 317 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:17,617 This is what is called a childish body type. 318 00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:19,886 However, even so! 319 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,255 You can have breasts or not! 320 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,959 You thought it would be better without breasts, right? That's different 321 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,995 幼児体型とはいえ As long as she is an adult woman... 322 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:33,366 The presence or absence of breasts is up to you. I think it shouldn't be specified. 323 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,770 In terms of celebrities, Kasumi Arimura and Mitsuki Takahata 324 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,738 Tao Tsuchiya is hot these days! 325 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,407 But Kasumi Arimura came to me―― 326 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,976 “Please come out with me” Isn't it unlikely that you'll say that? 327 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,812 多くて30％かな 328 00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:47,714 It's quite difficult 329 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,749 meeting the ideal woman 330 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:51,818 苦労はしているよ 331 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,721 By the way Most of these magazines... 332 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:57,757 women with good style There are many things that are active 333 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:01,561 So my focus is It's rarely satisfying 334 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,230 With such a small possibility... 335 00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:06,333 Something that costs this much―― 336 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,468 I can't buy it so easily... 337 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:10,737 It's not going to happen. 338 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:17,911 That's right 339 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,213 I understand 340 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:25,719 (door chime) 341 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,256 (Kaede Shioyama) Ah, Matsukoma-kun 342 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,525 No, you're tired, Kaede. 343 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,694 I'm already at my limit. 344 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:38,264 I need to eat something I don't think my body will last though... 345 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,768 If you eat at this time I'm definitely going to gain weight... 346 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,970 I'm in the middle of worrying 347 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:48,074 No, I'm not that fat. You'd better eat it 348 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,443 (Matsukoma) Ah, Nii-kun. (Nii) Yes. 349 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,479 Let me introduce you to my childhood friend... 350 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,147 Kaede Shioyama, a nurse 351 00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:58,952 This is Nii 352 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,491 Basically after the night shift They come shopping. 353 00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:06,793 What happened? 354 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:07,927 (Kaede) 355 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,797 356 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,699 (Matsukoma) Welcome 357 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,237 (Kaede) 358 00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:19,272 359 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,474 360 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,710 361 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,980 362 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,916 363 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,718 364 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,788 365 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:37,891 366 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,592 367 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,027 368 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,863 369 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,565 370 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,534 371 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:51,004 00:17:53,506 373 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:57,510 374 00:17:57,811 --> 00:18:00,814 375 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:06,519 376 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,088 377 00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:10,256 378 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,926 379 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,728 380 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:17,730 381 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,600 382 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,369 383 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,605 what up? Kaede What happened? Yeah? 384 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,807 (Kaede) 385 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,776 386 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,412 387 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:37,951 388 00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:40,887 Ah, next person Please go to this register. 389 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,793 (Nii) Customer 390 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:51,965 Is it oden? 391 00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:53,666 (Kaede) 392 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,869 393 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:59,906 394 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:09,015 Ah... love at first sight... 395 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,251 That it really exists 396 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:14,988 I fell in love with you in an instant Nii-kun! 397 00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,457 Shall I just say I love you? 398 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,125 No, no. 399 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:22,896 It hasn't even been 5 minutes since we met for the first time. If I say I like you... 400 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:25,899 "You're saying that to everyone. This woman” 401 00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:28,167 I end up looking like an easy-going woman 402 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:31,638 Ah! What should I do! 403 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:35,174 Kaede-san, the lines you should say in your heart―― 404 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:37,544 Completely excited It's leaking 405 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,747 Yes, if you think about it calmly... 406 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:44,517 If it looks like this 100% sure he has a girlfriend 407 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,185 Yes, it definitely exists! 408 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:51,224 if you have a girlfriend Now that I've confessed... 409 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,560 It's already too late 410 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:54,994 There isn't one 411 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,029 Yeah! 412 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:58,932 (Kaede) Why do I think what I'm thinking? (Matsukoma) Because I heard it 413 00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:01,100 Wow! 414 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:04,370 What a strike! He's an Esper 415 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:05,738 Kaede notice 416 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,675 The voice of your heart is completely what is being uttered as voice 417 00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:12,712 Because Nii was a Psychic I knew she wasn't there 418 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:16,983 But Nii-kun thinks about me I don't know if it's my type 419 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:21,654 The man with this kind of face is definitely I like modest type women 420 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:24,424 That means it's been 3 months since we met. 421 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:28,127 We've become quite close to each other Should I ask you out on a first date? 422 00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:31,631 And even on the first date Don't confess anything 423 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,033 After going on about 10 dates... 424 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,002 I confessed there for the first time 425 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:39,105 There is such depth First time... 426 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,374 This type of man will fall! 427 00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:48,214 (Matsukoma) Kaede The more you talk, the more I feel like I'm losing my pulse 428 00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:50,717 Look, let's go home for today. 429 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:55,054 I wonder what you thought? Honestly, I want to know what you thought. 430 00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:58,024 with my makeup on Look at that perfect face... 431 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,160 type or not I want to know which one 432 00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:02,428 (Matsukoma) Kaede! 433 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,931 Matsukoma-kun, what happened? 434 00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,466 No, this is the line. 435 00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:07,967 (Kaede) Matsukoma-kun 436 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:10,937 What kind of woman does Nii-kun like? 437 00:21:11,004 --> 00:21:13,039 Subtly May I ask you to listen to me? 438 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,675 No, before you ask me There are people who have listened intently. 439 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:17,710 No, Nii-kun is looking at me. 440 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:18,978 (Matsukoma) I'll look at it. 441 00:21:19,212 --> 00:21:21,447 (Kaede) Could it be about me? 442 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:22,949 I don't think I like it or anything. 443 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,385 No! embarrassing 444 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:26,786 I'll be back! 445 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:33,259 (door chime) 446 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,211 (Matsukoma) I'm sorry, he's actually a good guy. 447 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,123 (Nii) It's okay. 448 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:05,825 Because it's common 449 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:07,593 (Matsukoma) Is this common? 450 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,498 (Nii) Sprinkle salt. 451 00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:23,109 ♪～ 452 00:22:53,005 --> 00:23:00,012 ～♪ 453 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,683 (Male) Hey, give me the money! (Nii) Say! 454 00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:06,352 (Manager) We need products that will help us recover. I thought about it 455 00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:08,755 (Manager) If you do it poorly, you'll be sentenced to imprisonment. 456 00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:10,623 Mix mix! Wow! 457 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:11,891 (Watari) There it is! 458 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,860 (Kaede) 459 00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:15,194 (Nii) I'll take care of you.