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Previously on Night Court... Dan, you're
building a free clinic.

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No, my angel. It is Phil who guides me.
It is he whose foundation has made it

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possible.

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If only he had lived long enough to die
in it.

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Phil, you're alive!

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You're alive!

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And you're wearing an Italian suit!

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Life is good.

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Dan, Dan, I'm not Phil.

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I'm Will.

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Will Sanders, Phil's brother.

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I still can't believe my beloved brother
is gone.

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He was my inspiration, Dan.

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You know, over the years, we turned the
fund into a multi -million dollar

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charity.

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Phil had the light and the...

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I had the know -how.

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Now, Dan, imagine the heartbreak if we
had no more to give.

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The fund must be replenished.

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What did you plan to do when the well
ran dry?

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I don't know. I guess I hoped for some
miracle.

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Dan, I am that miracle.

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You know, these last few weeks have been
a lot of fun.

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I guess it's great that our lives both
crashed at the same time.

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You know what I mean.

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It's been really nice being with you.

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Yeah. I've liked being with you, too.

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Well, not being with you, but like
friends.

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It's been really special for me.

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Christine, I love you.

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And I know you still love me.

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I am going to get you back again.

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Tony, it's taken me a long time to get
over us. I've been through a lot, but

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finally there. I can't go back.

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I can't believe this, but I need to talk
to Tony to straighten things out.

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Now? Yeah, I'm feeling a little
confused. I think maybe if I sit down

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face to face... We weren't supposed to
do something, were we?

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No, no, it's okay.

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See you later.

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Will, I would like to take you on the
Phil Foundation in a permanent capacity,

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if you're interested.

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Oh, nothing on earth would mean more to
me, Brother Dan.

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He bought it. We're in.

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I'll meet you in Rio in two weeks.

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And, uh, Sammy, book me a suite.

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I want to have lots of room to enjoy
Fielding's Millions.

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Hi -hi.

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So how about that Christine and Tony,
huh?

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How about them?

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Oh, come on. It's so obvious.

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Two nights ago, they went jogging. The
other night, they had dinner together.

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And yesterday, they had a 52 -minute
phone conversation.

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What have you been doing?

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Aerial reconnaissance?

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I'm concerned.

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She's been in such an incredibly good
mood lately.

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Well, we want to nip that in the bud.

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I'm so concerned about Christine. Why
don't you stop snooping around behind

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back and just ask her what's going on?

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Gee, I hate to stick my nose where it
doesn't belong.

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You've stuck your nose in so many
places, it's got travel stickers on it.

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Hey, guys, more pictures.

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Oh, look,

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here's little Charlie at the petting
zoo.

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God, it's hard to believe he's almost a
year old.

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There he is petting a baby goat.

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Isn't that adorable?

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Adorable? He looks like he's yanking the
goat's ear off.

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Well, the goat started it.

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Sure, a lot of pictures of Charlie and
Tony.

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Have nose, will travel.

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Ho, ho, ho!

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It's Santa Claus!

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Here, sport jacket for you, a three
-piece suit for you, and a complete set

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rainbow bikini briefs for you.

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What give, Dan? I do. I am digesting
myself of all worldly goods so that they

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may bring warmth.

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and panache to others less fortunate.

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Dan, giving to charity is one thing, but
your wardrobe?

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If Gandhi could reach nirvana in a
diaper, I certainly can buy off the

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And everything he saves goes to the Phil
Foundation so that others may dance in

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his light.

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Care for a crotchless wet suit?

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Paul, what's gotten into you?

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Dance philosophy.

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I used to be a skeptic.

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But now I'm a disciple.

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Oh, no.

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This is spreading like a bad rash.

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And Phil is the cure. That deserves a
hallelujah.

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Excuse me.

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Aren't you the district attorney who
really knows what a woman wants?

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Indeed I am, my innocence, and I dare
say I know what you want.

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Breast reduction surgery.

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Those things will ruin your posture.

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Fifty dollars in time, sir.

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And the clock strikes nine. It's time to
dine.

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Christine?

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It's little Italy night in the
cafeteria. You want to split a combo

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carafe of bromo sopa?

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Oh, I'd love to, but I'm starting a new
diet.

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A diet?

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With your figure?

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Why, you think it's too late?

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No, I think you look terrific.

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Oh, thank you, Harry.

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Oh, my gosh, I forgot I'm supposed to
meet Tony for coffee. Ciao.

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Lizette, what does it mean, generally
speaking, when a woman who is already in

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stellar shape decides to go on a diet?

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Could mean health.

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Could mean fitness.

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Or maybe she plans to let her gorgeous
ex -husband see her naked again.

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My guess is the last one, sir.

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Come on, Bo, bring the finger
sandwiches. Our guests are drooling.

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Mmm.

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May I recommend the peanut butter and
salmon?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. What
have we forgotten?

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Him.

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Exactly.

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So keep your high hopes, keep your high
hopes,

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keep those high apple pie in the sky.

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Those are problems, just a toy balloon.

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They'll be bursting soon.

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Oops,

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there it goes. Another problem.

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Bon appetit.

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Very touching, Dan.

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Well, my sergeant in arms.

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Good news.

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Three more investments paid off. Now,
Dan, the cash is coming in quicker than

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can give it away.

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Never. If need be, I'll drop it from a
plane.

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Better yet, let's buy a plane for the
underprivileged. A whole airline. The

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skies will be filled with the poor.

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Headsets will be free.

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That's why my brother picked you.

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You're the visionary who makes dreams
come true.

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I'm just a lonely tenor in your choir of
kindness.

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My song is all the sweeter for it.

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Well, from the sublime to the ordinary,
I'm off to Wall Street.

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Uh, if I haven't used my last subway
token.

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Have you been paying your own expenses?

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Would you stop that right now? Come
here.

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Look, here is a blank check.

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If you need it, use it. Really? Of
course.

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Well, you say so, Dan.

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Well, I'm off to the broker.

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Pork bellies wait for no man.

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Hold on.

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I can't take this check, Dan.

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This is charity work.

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I can afford a few paltry dollars to
further Phil's cause.

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Look, why don't you hold on to this
until I need it, hmm? Are you sure? Yes.

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My only reward is to preserve my
brother's legacy.

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Or should I say, both my brothers.

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Well, for the first time in my life, I
know love.

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Dan,

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we have a problem.

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One of your flock is washing his socks
in the soup tureen again.

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Now I know why they called it Little
Italy Night.

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Something's roaming on this pizza.

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Mac, why do people make the same stupid
choices over and over?

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Well, I mean, the cafeteria menu is kind
of limited.

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I'm talking about Christine and Tony.

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Oh, oh, that stupid choice.

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And you agree. She's making a mistake.

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Oh, hey, I didn't say that now.

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Have some pizza.

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I'd rather die.

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What do you think?

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I think you're jealous.

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Oh, I'm not jealous. I'm concerned.

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You know that Tony.

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He's a Svengali in a shoulder holster.

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Well, he is.

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You saw the number he laid on her last
year. It took Christine months to get

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over that pain.

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I'm just afraid she's going to fall for
his line and get hurt all over again.

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Well, I don't think you're giving her
much credit, but if you feel she's

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vulnerable, you should tell her.

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You don't think I'd be overstepping my
bounds? Oh, speak your mind.

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What the hell am I eating?

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Oh, Harry, I'm glad I ran into you.

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I need some advice about Tony.

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Okay. Well, tomorrow's the anniversary
of our first date, and he wants to

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celebrate it.

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Pretty dangerous territory.

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I know.

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What if it sparks old feelings?

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Are there any old feelings left to
spark?

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I'm not sure.

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What do you think?

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Well, you know what they say. It ain't
over till the fat lady sings.

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So you think I should go?

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Well... Oh, maybe you're right.

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Gosh, did you think I was going to tell
Tony no?

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Thank you, Harry.

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She was going to tell him no?

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Well, how'd it go?

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Oh, great.

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Swell. I gave her love advice from Yogi
Berra.

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What you doing, Dan?

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Donating my organs to science.

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How about you, Ross?

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It's the ultimate gift to your fellow
man.

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No, thanks. For all we know, the spleen
may be the passport to heaven.

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Jack, old wizened friend, I haven't
forgotten you.

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You who can see more beauty than ten
sighted men.

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How would you like to inherit my eyes?

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Depends. What color?

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Brown.

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I suppose I could pick up some blue
contacts.

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Mr. Fielding. Mr.

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Hampton, the banker extraordinaire.

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A banker that makes house calls?

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Hey, you manage an eight -figure
account.

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They follow you to the can.

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Are you aware that checks written on the
Phil Foundation account are bouncing

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left and right?

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What? It's impossible. I have over $10
million in that account.

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Not anymore.

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Your balance as of this morning was $4
.62.

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For a second there, I thought you were
broke.

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How could that happen?

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Well, we did cash that check for 10 .2
million.

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No, wait, I never wrote a check for that
much.

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Yes, you did. It cleared this morning to
one Will Sanders for subway tokens.

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No, no, no, no, no. Will could not have
cashed that check.

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You see, I have it right here.

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So long.

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Sucker.

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How rude.

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For all that money, you'd think he'd
have sprung for a card.

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Oh, I don't believe it, Max.

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It was the moment of truth. Christine
asked my opinion, I looked her dead in

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eye, and I said, It ain't over till the
fat lady sings.

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and possessed me and forced me to say it
ain't over till the fat lady sings. I

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am such a jerk.

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Oh, come on, Harry. Give yourself a
break.

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So you cracked under pressure like a
tiny little twig in a fierce snowstorm.

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Don't sugarcoat it, Mac.

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I blew it. It was the perfect
opportunity to tell Christine that she's

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the biggest mistake of her life if only
I had that moment back.

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Harry, here's those bail reports you
needed.

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Well, I'm off.

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Big night with Tony.

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Oh, anything else before I go?

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Have a ball.

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Donation checks are bouncing like Super
Bowls.

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You guys building the free clinic have
stopped construction until they get

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The organ donor people want a good
-faith kidney up front.

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Say it ain't so, Dan.

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Say it ain't so.

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Will is probably right now on a beach in
Tahiti surrounded by a bevy of beauties

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sipping Mai Tais.

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Wearing a bathing suit made out of
money.

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Gee, it must hurt when he sits.

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Especially if you sit on Eisenhower's
face.

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I've let everyone down.

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Because of me, the free clinic won't be
built.

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Hungry orphans won't be fed.

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Maybe pets won't be petted.

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Ten point.

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Two million points of light burned out
forever.

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Come on, Dan. It's not like you let
everyone down.

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No. No.

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Will's got to be one happy camper.

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I never knew evil could be so evil.

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I've got to look for the bright side in
this, though.

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What bright side?

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Oh. I started out with nothing and I
made it to the top once. I can do it

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All right, granted, this time I'm
starting out with less than nothing.

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I'm also starting with a plan.

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You have a plan?

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I'll let it out.

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It's my plan.

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I'm going to make it work because Dan
Filding is a survivor.

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I'm not going to walk through life with
my chin dragging on the ground, am I?

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I wouldn't.

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It's murder on a staircase.

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staircase. I've been on the top step
once. I can climb there again because I

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have a plan.

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And this time, when I get to the top
step of that shining staircase, I'm

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there a winner because I've got high
apple pie in the sky.

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Hopes everything's coming up. Sunshine
and lollipops. And as God is my witness,

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Dan Fielding will never go hungry again.

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No!

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Forget the handcuffs, Giuliano. Just get
me away from that bomb -sniffing dog.

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Oh, Tony.

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I haven't heard a good bomb -sniffing
dog story in months.

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I got a million of them, Tony.

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What is it, Tony?

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I don't know. We might have had this
feeling that we're being followed.

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Oh, come on. That's your cop stuff.

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Relax. You're off duty.

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Yeah. You're right.

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Gosh, it's a beautiful evening. Look at
that moon.

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Yeah. You can even see the stars.

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That's the Big Dipper.

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Wow. The enormity of the universe always
makes me feel so insignificant.

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Insignificant is something you will
never be, Sullivan.

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You know, Tony, I've lived in New York
for 13 years, and this is the first time

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I have ever been in a horse -drawn
carriage.

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It was kind of romantic, wasn't it?

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Yes, it was.

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So?

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Have you been thinking about what we
talked about?

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Yes. And I think we should do it.

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So what do you think? Should we invite a
lot of people?

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No, no. I think it should just be some
small, intimate affair. Just relatives.

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Good, good. Because I hate when couples
make it a big deal. They invite the

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whole world.

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What you looking at?

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See that couple?

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Yeah? I've been following them all
night.

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Really? Why?

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To get to the girl.

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00:18:39,690 --> 00:18:40,870
Really? Why?

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They used to be married, and he wants
them to get back together, but I know

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he will ruin her life. He's a tricky
one. Yeah, all wrong for each other,

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00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:52,820
Oh, yeah, but he's got this hypnotic
thing over her. Oh, very insidious.

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00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:57,800
Yeah, yeah, but I can help her. I can
save her if I can just get a couple of

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minutes alone with her. No luck so far?

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Oh, luck. See this tie?

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Yeah, yeah. It used to be a whole one
until I got it caught in the rear wheel

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their horse -drawn carriage.

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While he was whispering sweet nothings
in her ear, I was being dragged through

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every pothole on Fifth Avenue.

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We are obsessed, aren't we? You bet.

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And then I was hiding in a dumpster
eavesdropping on their candlelit dinner.

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got mugged. No!

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Did you lose all your money? No, no, no.
I always carry some cash in my hat

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band. Lucky break.

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Oh, boy, I'll say.

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00:19:32,810 --> 00:19:34,690
So, I gotta get her alone.

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You got any ideas?

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Just one.

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What? Your money. What?

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Your money.

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00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:45,200
Oh, not again. Come on, come on, come
on, come on. Your money. Shh, can you

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00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,940
this down? This could be very
embarrassing.

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Not half as embarrassing as it's going
to be if I don't get some cash.

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Freeze!

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NYPD, give me a gun. We'll all live to
tell our grandchildren about this. Thank

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00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:57,220
you very much.

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00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:02,240
Harry?

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00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,600
Small world, huh?

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00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,920
Harry, what are you doing here?

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00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:11,140
I can tell you.

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This pervert has been stalking you two
for hours. I have not.

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00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:20,340
Okay, I have, but I would say that
stalking is a loaded word.

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00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,280
Harry, you've been following us?

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00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:25,520
Well, I can explain.

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00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:26,840
So can I. Oh, you, turn around.

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00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,240
Listen, I'm going to call for some
backup.

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00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:31,260
Need an ambulance, Harry?

357
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:35,660
It's too late. I already died of
embarrassment.

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00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,800
You guys wait here. Come on, move it.

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00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:41,540
Harry, what the hell are you doing here?

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00:20:42,220 --> 00:20:46,460
I... Thumpfring?

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00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,900
Christine, I followed you here because I
didn't want you to make another

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00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,800
mistake. Another mistake?

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00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,620
Christine, Tony is not right for you.

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00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:58,799
Oh, really?

365
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,060
Weren't you the one that said it's not
over till the black lady sings?

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00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:07,389
fat lady.

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00:21:07,390 --> 00:21:10,650
And yeah, I said it, but I didn't mean
it. Since when do you listen to anything

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00:21:10,650 --> 00:21:11,650
I say, anyway?

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00:21:11,990 --> 00:21:15,250
Don't change the subject. Okay, I won't.
Christy, I'm here to save you.

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00:21:15,630 --> 00:21:17,850
You and Tony, it's not gonna work out.

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00:21:18,090 --> 00:21:19,090
No kidding, Harry.

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00:21:19,350 --> 00:21:21,970
Tony and I discussed it at dinner. We've
decided to be just friends.

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00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:26,750
Well, what about that small intimate
affair thing you were talking about?

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00:21:27,710 --> 00:21:29,290
Little Charlie's first birthday party?

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00:21:29,530 --> 00:21:31,630
Well, you can go if you want to, Harry,
but I think you might feel a little

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00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:33,750
stupid playing red light, green light
with a bunch of toddlers.

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00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:40,700
Big mix -up, huh?

378
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:44,400
No. You're the one that's mixed up.
You've got me pegged for someone I'm

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00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,660
am not Little Red Riding Hood. I do not
need you to protect me from the Big Bad

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00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:50,480
Wolf. And if I want to go to Grandma's
house, that's my choice. So what are you

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00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,640
trying to say? You don't trust my
instincts. You don't trust me. You don't

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00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:57,520
my judgment. Well, pardon me for trying
to keep my best friend from getting hurt

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00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:01,080
again. So I'm friends. I don't have room
in my life for friends like you, Harry.

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00:22:01,260 --> 00:22:03,900
So you're saying you don't want to be
friends anymore. No, I don't. Well,

385
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,440
Neither do I.

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00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,640
Gee,

387
00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:24,200
it's really been a while and still no
word from Dan.

388
00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:26,900
Oh, he probably just took a long
vacation.

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00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,520
What do you think?

390
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,700
I know it's been a vacation for me.

391
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,500
I'd like Dan to just disappear like
this.

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00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,920
I hope he didn't do anything rash.

393
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,640
Oh, ye of little faith.

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00:22:40,540 --> 00:22:41,700
Don't worry about Dan.

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00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:43,460
He has a plan.