1 00:00:04,690 --> 00:00:05,629 Hey, guys. 2 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:07,650 Hey. Hi. Guess where we've been. 3 00:00:08,189 --> 00:00:10,390 A really bad plastic surgeon? 4 00:00:12,370 --> 00:00:14,530 No, we took little Charlie to the circus. 5 00:00:15,470 --> 00:00:18,330 The circus, Knicks games, Chinatown. 6 00:00:18,630 --> 00:00:21,270 You two sure have been hanging out a lot together lately. 7 00:00:21,570 --> 00:00:25,150 Yeah, and having such a good time. So many great things to do in New York. You 8 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:27,250 mean besides run, scream, and reload? 9 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,760 Isn't this a glorious night? 10 00:00:39,580 --> 00:00:41,680 Look out, here comes Brother Teresa. 11 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:50,360 The spirit of giving envelops me. The rapture of humanity engulfs me. The 12 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:54,560 tenor of altruism fills every out of my being. 13 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:58,940 I bring to you the future. 14 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,260 Wow, and it all fits in there. 15 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:06,740 No, my beloved Dunst. 16 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:13,760 We have just broken ground on the Phil Sanders Memorial Free Clinic. 17 00:01:14,660 --> 00:01:17,840 Gee, Dan, I hate to nitpick, but you should have spent a few more bucks and 18 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:18,860 built a life -size one. 19 00:01:21,980 --> 00:01:24,140 Dan, you're building a free clinic. 20 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:30,540 No, my angel. It is Phil who guides me. It is he whose foundation has made it 21 00:01:30,540 --> 00:01:31,540 possible. 22 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,840 If only he had lived long enough. 23 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:35,400 To die in it. 24 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:39,240 Well, I'm convinced. 25 00:01:40,020 --> 00:01:41,680 That's not our Dan. 26 00:01:42,380 --> 00:01:43,740 I've read about things like this. 27 00:01:44,460 --> 00:01:47,640 Extraterrestrial beings made to look like people we know so they can take 28 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:48,780 the whole planet. 29 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:54,340 I'll bet their plan is to kidnap us. 30 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:56,320 One by one. 31 00:02:00,580 --> 00:02:02,500 They'll probably take him for their zoo. 32 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:11,000 I got my key. I got mine. 33 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:14,540 Open for business! 34 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:23,380 Gee, honey, this is a great surprise, but I can't stay. 35 00:02:23,580 --> 00:02:24,780 I gotta track Dan. 36 00:02:25,180 --> 00:02:26,380 I think he's from Mars. 37 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:32,040 Oh, don't stop. He proved my landlord was from Jupiter. 38 00:02:32,380 --> 00:02:33,540 Oh, how did he do that? 39 00:02:33,740 --> 00:02:36,820 Well, he dangled him by his ankles from the roof until he fessed up. 40 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:41,380 Matt, maybe we should keep an eye on Ball. 41 00:02:41,860 --> 00:02:43,700 Yeah, and lock the door to the roof. 42 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:51,160 I thought they would never leave. Great news, girls. This matchmaker has found 43 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,000 the catch of the century. 44 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:54,700 Any takers? 45 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:58,280 I'm sorry, Wanda, but for the first time since my divorce, I'm finally feeling 46 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:00,620 good. No matter how great he is, I'm not ready. 47 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:02,260 And I'm not interested. 48 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,500 Oh, now, before you make up your minds, let me tell you about him. 49 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:12,120 Sensual lips, deep mysterious eyes, and a butt that just won't quit. 50 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:15,760 Won't quit, huh? 51 00:03:17,340 --> 00:03:18,680 I thought you weren't interested. 52 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:20,740 Huh? I'm not. 53 00:03:21,060 --> 00:03:22,480 I am. 54 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,620 Oh, great. I'll set you up. Not so fast. 55 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,820 I'm not real comfortable with this butt part. 56 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:33,200 Why? I've never dated a smoker before. 57 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:21,240 $50 in time served, and that's lunch. 58 00:04:21,740 --> 00:04:22,740 Uh, Kitty? 59 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,260 Let me pay your veil. 60 00:04:27,140 --> 00:04:28,960 What do I have to do for the 50 bucks? 61 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:32,880 Nothing. 62 00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:35,020 Nothing? 63 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,020 Feel me, I'm touched. 64 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:39,060 You've inspired me. 65 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:43,100 Yes, I'm going back to school and finish my doctorate. 66 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:49,520 definitely from another planet. 67 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:53,460 I'm gonna go check out his office for unusual -looking pods. 68 00:04:55,340 --> 00:04:58,800 Dan, you've had an interesting approach to the prosecution tonight. 69 00:04:59,180 --> 00:04:59,959 What's up? 70 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:04,480 Well, you've gotten four cases dismissed, and you've given out over 71 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:07,120 money. Isn't it wonderful, Harry? 72 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:13,360 Oh, helping those who deserve it. Opening soup kitchens, opening free 73 00:05:13,620 --> 00:05:15,680 So many causes, so little time. 74 00:05:16,260 --> 00:05:18,890 With any luck... We'll have the common cold licked by July. 75 00:05:21,690 --> 00:05:24,850 You know, maybe the bald guy's right. 76 00:05:26,790 --> 00:05:29,370 Hey, Harry, I got the pictures back from the bike trip. 77 00:05:29,610 --> 00:05:30,610 Oh, that was fun. 78 00:05:30,890 --> 00:05:32,390 I hadn't been on a bicycle in years. 79 00:05:32,670 --> 00:05:34,550 Well, there you are getting on. Yeah. 80 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:37,630 Oh, and here you are doing the handstand on the handlebars. 81 00:05:39,370 --> 00:05:42,110 Oh, and here's that nice man that helped snap your shoulder back in place. 82 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:50,660 Good news, Lisette, your Romeo will meet you in 15 minutes in the cafeteria. 83 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:53,840 Oh, great, my Romeo. 84 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:57,400 Oh, no, Ros, will you go with me? 85 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,700 Why? I'm scared. 86 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,880 What if he gets fresh? 87 00:06:02,420 --> 00:06:03,420 In the cafeteria? 88 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:05,680 Nothing's been fresh in there for years. 89 00:06:08,580 --> 00:06:10,360 Please, please, pretty please. 90 00:06:11,060 --> 00:06:14,260 Oh, all right. I hate it when you whine. 91 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,260 on Lisette and her date. 92 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:24,840 Oh, Harry, that's so childish, so immature. So what are we waiting for? 93 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,980 Just build. 94 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:30,860 Don't worry about the cost. 95 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:34,400 Nothing is too good for those who have nothing, Vinnie. 96 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,820 We have to change the world. 97 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:44,260 Phil, doing good is wonderful. 98 00:06:45,220 --> 00:06:46,420 It's better than sex. 99 00:06:47,790 --> 00:06:49,510 It's better than sex with the Lander sisters. 100 00:06:52,190 --> 00:06:53,190 Oh! 101 00:06:56,190 --> 00:06:57,190 Oh! 102 00:06:57,590 --> 00:06:59,310 Oh, you wonderful people! 103 00:07:00,770 --> 00:07:01,770 Here! 104 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:05,310 Enjoy today! 105 00:07:06,070 --> 00:07:08,550 Have faith and hope for tomorrow! 106 00:07:14,190 --> 00:07:16,170 Phil, if you could only be here to see this. 107 00:07:18,310 --> 00:07:19,990 Finally, my life has purpose. 108 00:07:21,030 --> 00:07:26,430 But, look, if you don't think that I'm doing enough, just, well, send me a 109 00:07:26,510 --> 00:07:27,770 I'll do even more. 110 00:07:28,550 --> 00:07:29,550 Hiya, Dan. 111 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:33,250 That's some sign. 112 00:07:35,170 --> 00:07:42,150 Love is in the air, and 113 00:07:42,150 --> 00:07:47,030 your date is in the hall. Here is the man that may share your shower cap. 114 00:07:47,390 --> 00:07:48,610 Your mystery date. 115 00:07:48,910 --> 00:07:49,910 Ta -da! 116 00:07:52,670 --> 00:07:55,850 And that's what I call a dream boat. 117 00:07:57,870 --> 00:07:58,870 Oh. 118 00:08:01,010 --> 00:08:02,870 That's what I call an ex -husband. 119 00:08:11,410 --> 00:08:13,690 Tony is Christine's ex? 120 00:08:14,190 --> 00:08:15,350 Yes, ex. 121 00:08:15,650 --> 00:08:16,790 As in ex. 122 00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:23,920 bad to date oh why are all the cute guys my friend's ex -husband 123 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:28,640 come on let's go down to the dock and hit on some sailors 124 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:35,440 you know i usually take a powder when these things 125 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,200 don't work out bye 126 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:47,330 Well, this sure is some kind of crazy mix -up, isn't it? 127 00:08:47,850 --> 00:08:48,850 Is it? 128 00:08:49,290 --> 00:08:52,590 Yeah, you see, I met Wanda, and she told me she was a matchmaker. Then she said 129 00:08:52,590 --> 00:08:56,270 that there was this gorgeous woman down at the courthouse, so I just assumed. 130 00:08:57,770 --> 00:09:02,430 You see, the thing is, Sullivan, I, uh... How you doing, Harry? 131 00:09:04,230 --> 00:09:05,230 Fine. 132 00:09:07,650 --> 00:09:08,650 And busy. 133 00:09:09,370 --> 00:09:12,550 Got a mountain of paperwork that I should get right on. 134 00:09:13,730 --> 00:09:14,730 Right now. 135 00:09:20,930 --> 00:09:22,050 Tony, what's this all about? 136 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:26,450 Sullivan, I've been doing a lot of thinking since we broke up. Oh, picking 137 00:09:26,450 --> 00:09:27,450 new hobby? 138 00:09:29,170 --> 00:09:30,890 You're right. I deserve that. 139 00:09:31,510 --> 00:09:33,070 But, Sullivan, I miss you. 140 00:09:33,570 --> 00:09:34,990 I miss our life together. 141 00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:37,250 I want to try again. 142 00:09:40,070 --> 00:09:43,770 Tony, it's taken me a long time to get over us. I've been through a lot, but 143 00:09:43,770 --> 00:09:44,549 finally there. 144 00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:45,550 I can't go back. 145 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:47,730 But, Sullivan, I've changed. 146 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:51,940 I promise you I won't make the same mistakes again. Well, good. Then you 147 00:09:51,940 --> 00:09:53,480 to be able to use that in your next relationship. 148 00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:56,840 This is going to be my next relationship. 149 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,660 Christine, I love you. 150 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:02,720 And I know you still love me. 151 00:10:03,780 --> 00:10:05,120 I am going to get you back again. 152 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:25,360 Italian soup. 153 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,260 This is good. 154 00:10:29,860 --> 00:10:31,720 Dan, I'm not Phil. 155 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,320 I'm Will. 156 00:10:33,580 --> 00:10:35,660 Will Sanders, Phil's brother. 157 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:37,220 Who? 158 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,580 He never mentioned me? 159 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:41,920 Not a word. 160 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,740 My God, you're the spitting image, the hair, the face. 161 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:50,560 Although the smell is more like old spice, Phil was more like old cabbage. 162 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:53,260 Philip was, uh... 163 00:10:56,099 --> 00:11:02,640 Distinctive. You know, in the old days, when we'd lunch at the Four Seasons, I'd 164 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:06,420 order from the menu while Phil would root through the trash for leftovers. 165 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:10,820 Well, back then, we just thought he was eccentric. 166 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:14,380 We didn't know he was planning on turning it into a lifestyle. 167 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:19,480 This is unbelievable. 168 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,740 I mean, I asked for a sign. 169 00:11:23,820 --> 00:11:24,820 You are. 170 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:30,040 I wanted to come back as soon as I heard the horrible news about the piano 171 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:34,380 accident. But I was in South America finishing up a project for the Phil 172 00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:38,380 Foundation. I was planting rainforests. 173 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,600 Planting rainforests. 174 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,080 Bless you. 175 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:50,440 I still... 176 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,640 Can't believe my beloved brother is gone. 177 00:11:55,940 --> 00:11:58,380 He was my inspiration, Dan. 178 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:03,000 He changed my life and gave it meaning. 179 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:07,320 Before that, I walked in a path of darkness. 180 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:08,960 No. 181 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,960 I was a womanizer. 182 00:12:12,220 --> 00:12:13,220 No. 183 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:17,140 I was evil. No. 184 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,440 But then... Then... 185 00:12:20,910 --> 00:12:22,530 You saw the light? Yes. 186 00:12:22,870 --> 00:12:25,450 And the light was beautiful. 187 00:12:25,990 --> 00:12:30,410 Yes, you've seen it too. Oh, and I have felt its power. 188 00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:34,270 Dan, Phil was my general in the fight for goodness. 189 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:36,330 I was his foot soldier. 190 00:12:39,030 --> 00:12:41,150 Let me be your foot soldier. 191 00:12:42,070 --> 00:12:43,550 Let me help you. 192 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,230 Let me walk in the light. 193 00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:49,750 I would be so... 194 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:55,140 Honored. Someone who understands. 195 00:12:56,120 --> 00:13:02,220 There's so much to be done. I know, Dan, but we can do it together just as I did 196 00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:03,220 with Phil. 197 00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:09,380 You know, over the years, we turned the fund into a multi -million dollar 198 00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:10,380 charity. 199 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:14,380 Phil had the light and I had the know -how. 200 00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:16,520 What kind of know -how? 201 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:17,920 Financial. 202 00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:21,820 You have made some financial plans, haven't you? 203 00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:24,420 I ordered checks with halos on them. 204 00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:28,900 Long -range planning. 205 00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:30,660 A wise investment. 206 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:32,680 Regeneration of funds. 207 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:39,720 Now, Dan, imagine the heartbreak if we had no more to give. 208 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:43,180 The fund must be replenished. 209 00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:45,840 What did you plan to do when the well ran dry? 210 00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:48,340 I don't know. 211 00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:50,970 I guess I hope for some miracle. 212 00:13:52,490 --> 00:13:56,130 Ben, I am that miracle. 213 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,130 Hallelujah. 214 00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,710 Well, you're not going to believe this one. 215 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,950 Tony wants to get back together again. Is that a hoot or what? 216 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,140 That's better than a hoot at the howl. Yeah, right. 217 00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:17,160 Like, I'm going to spend six months getting over him just to take him back. 218 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:20,240 Really? Why don't you just call the IRS and beg them to audit you? 219 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:26,040 Yes, sirree, Bob. My relationship with Tony is as dead as Phil. 220 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:27,680 Hi. 221 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,600 Christine, 222 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:35,840 once again, grace shines upon me. I want you to meet Phil's brother, Will. 223 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:41,180 Like manna from heaven, he has been sent to help me. We are going to invest and 224 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:44,380 build and herald the joy of giving together. 225 00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:48,960 Hi, Will. I'm Harry Stone. 226 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,200 It's nice to meet you. My pleasure, I'm sure. 227 00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:55,180 Hi, Dan. 228 00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:56,580 Hi, Bull. 229 00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:58,200 Come on. I'll show you around. 230 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,660 Bull, what are you doing? 231 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,260 I'm taking his hair in for chemical analysis. 232 00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:12,260 And I haven't got a minute to waste. It appears this alien can raise and groom 233 00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:13,260 the dead. 234 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,700 Another delivery for Christine. 235 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:23,980 I'd say either Tony is wild about you or he bought stock in FTD. 236 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,000 Oh, so he sent a few flowers. 237 00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:29,300 A few? 238 00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:31,600 You'd have to die twice to get that many. 239 00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:35,580 You want to put these in water? 240 00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:37,200 Yeah, like the East River. 241 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,140 Can I take a hint? 242 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,640 Well, I got the results on Dan's hair. 243 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:47,780 He's either human or from a planet that has our exact pH balance and uses 244 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:48,780 styling mousse. 245 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,760 Well, I guess that proves he's human. 246 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,480 Human, yes. 247 00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:56,340 American? Maybe not. 248 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,280 I bet he's a foreign agent pretending to be Dan. 249 00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:06,660 I bet he's an overgrown turnip pretending to be a bailiff. 250 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:11,640 Dasvidaniya, comrade. 251 00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:14,220 Sure. See you, Bull. 252 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,920 Another KGB plot to take over the 18th floor. 253 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,940 I must alert all bailiffs. 254 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,220 Excuse me. Have you got the time, please? 255 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,120 Gee, thanks. 256 00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:36,170 You gave her your gold watch. 257 00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:41,650 Mack, material possession is nothing when compared to the needs of others. 258 00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:45,650 Speaking of others, I haven't seen Will around. 259 00:16:46,150 --> 00:16:49,650 He's out making some foundation investments. I've given him $100 ,000. 260 00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:51,890 He's going to double it. 261 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:55,510 You gave a total stranger $100 ,000? 262 00:16:55,790 --> 00:16:58,730 Don't you think that's a little risky, giving that kind of money to somebody 263 00:16:58,730 --> 00:16:59,730 hardly know? 264 00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:02,630 Mack, ye of little faith. 265 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,819 Man. You're overstressed. 266 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:07,680 Take some time off. 267 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,940 Call one of your four -star girlfriends. 268 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,240 Perish the thought. 269 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:20,839 I am ridding myself of every last vestige and relic of the old 270 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:26,980 Dan Fielding, including this directory of debauchery. 271 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,060 You're throwing away your black book? 272 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,940 This is the path which led me to evil. 273 00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:39,660 This is the path which will lead me to salvation. 274 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:48,040 Well, thank you very much. 275 00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:51,520 We got them. Two seats, front row, mezzanine. 276 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,480 Wow, the 10 ,000th performance of Cats. 277 00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:58,560 Can't wait to see it again. The last time I went, the rum -tum tugger choked 278 00:17:58,560 --> 00:17:59,560 a hairball. 279 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:04,950 You know, these last few weeks have been a lot of fun. 280 00:18:05,410 --> 00:18:09,050 I guess it's great that our lives both crashed at the same time. 281 00:18:09,990 --> 00:18:10,990 You know what I mean. 282 00:18:11,330 --> 00:18:13,070 It's been really nice being with you. 283 00:18:13,350 --> 00:18:15,250 Yeah. I've liked being with you, too. 284 00:18:15,530 --> 00:18:18,990 Well, not being with you, but like friends. 285 00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:20,950 It's been really special for me. 286 00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:22,210 For me, too. 287 00:18:23,730 --> 00:18:27,250 Another package from your left -in -secret admirer. Oh, no. 288 00:18:27,530 --> 00:18:28,910 When is this guy going to get the message? 289 00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:32,060 It's too small for flowers. Maybe he just sent seeds. 290 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:43,400 Well, don't they look like the happy couple? 291 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,440 They were when they were on my wedding cake. 292 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,960 And that was the week that was, folks. See you Monday. 293 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:54,560 Just a second. 294 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,700 No more park benches for you tonight. You stay at the Ritz. 295 00:18:58,590 --> 00:18:59,930 Oh, out of cash. Wait, here. 296 00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:01,950 Take my credit card. 297 00:19:04,930 --> 00:19:06,290 Did you see that? 298 00:19:06,630 --> 00:19:07,630 I think so. 299 00:19:08,850 --> 00:19:11,210 Somebody's got to talk to him, Harry. He's not Will. 300 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,990 He's handing out money like he's Rockefeller. 301 00:19:14,290 --> 00:19:17,310 Will disappears with $100 ,000. He doesn't even blink. 302 00:19:18,210 --> 00:19:21,750 You're right. We've got to bring him down to Earth before he sprouts a halo. 303 00:19:22,150 --> 00:19:24,050 Dan? Yes, Harry? 304 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:28,840 We know you've been working hard on the Phil Foundation, but we think you might 305 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,260 be getting a little carried away. 306 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:31,880 Yes, you're right. 307 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:35,920 Carried away with all the joy and faith that's in my heart. 308 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,460 It's orgasmic. 309 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:43,760 Maybe all this faith and joy and other stuff is getting in the way of good 310 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:44,760 judgment. 311 00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:47,220 Macintosh. 312 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,940 Dad, you need help, pal. 313 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:53,300 All the help I need I have in will. 314 00:19:54,399 --> 00:19:55,720 Somebody better get a net. 315 00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:00,500 Dan, I think you better consider the fact that Will may not be coming back. 316 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,060 Of course he will. 317 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,460 Or maybe he won't. 318 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,640 Will won't. No. 319 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,600 Will. Hi, Dan. 320 00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:11,820 I'm sorry I couldn't get back any sooner. You must have been worried. 321 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,360 Not for a second, brother. 322 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,540 Um, about the money. 323 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,600 I'm sorry I didn't double it. 324 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,100 Uh -huh. 325 00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:20,580 I, um... 326 00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:22,260 Tripled it. 327 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,180 Another miracle. 328 00:20:25,780 --> 00:20:27,240 Can I have a hallelujah? 329 00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:35,980 Wow. I guess your faith paid off. It always does. 330 00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:41,720 Can you hold this a sec? Sure. 331 00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:42,980 Thank you. 332 00:20:50,090 --> 00:20:51,130 Now I got his fingerprints. 333 00:20:52,930 --> 00:20:53,930 Well, 334 00:20:54,490 --> 00:20:55,650 will you give it a rest? 335 00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:58,310 Dan's not an alien and he's not a spy. 336 00:20:58,710 --> 00:21:03,110 He may be weird, but he's the exact same Dan Fielding you've been seeing every 337 00:21:03,110 --> 00:21:04,370 day for eight years. 338 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:05,930 Of course. 339 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:10,110 It all makes sense now. He's exactly the same because he's a clone. 340 00:21:12,130 --> 00:21:13,890 They had to build from actual tissue. 341 00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:16,710 I'm going to see if you left any dead skin lying around. 342 00:21:19,950 --> 00:21:21,870 So, Harry, you want to join me for a beer? 343 00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:25,430 Well, you know, I would love to suck suds with you, pal, but I can't. 344 00:21:26,230 --> 00:21:29,590 I'm taking Christine to see cats. We got two in the litter box. 345 00:21:32,550 --> 00:21:35,330 And on that lovely note, I bid you good night. 346 00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:39,850 Hey. Oh, Harry. 347 00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:44,730 I can't believe this, but I need to talk to Tony to straighten things out. 348 00:21:45,210 --> 00:21:49,440 Now? Yeah, I'm feeling a little confused. I think maybe if I sit down 349 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:53,000 face to face... We weren't supposed to do something, were we? 350 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:54,900 No, no, it's okay. 351 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:56,560 See you later. 352 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:04,900 This is spectacular! 353 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,460 If you could do this with a hundred thousand, think what you could do! 354 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,040 Six million? Think what it would mean to the Foundation. 355 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:18,940 We could expand, help more people, and stay in the black. 356 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,240 Oh, Phil's dream would live forever. 357 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:23,100 That would be glorious. 358 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:29,640 Will, I would like to take you on the Phil Foundation in a permanent capacity, 359 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,260 if you're interested. 360 00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:34,620 Oh, nothing on earth would mean more to me, Brother Dan. 361 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,200 That's wonderful. 362 00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:41,940 Listen, why don't we take a ride down to the clinic site? I want you in on every 363 00:22:41,940 --> 00:22:44,820 decision. I'd love that. Okay, good. Wait right here. I'll just get my 364 00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:45,820 briefcase. 365 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:03,360 Sammy? 366 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,320 Will. 367 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:06,620 He bought it. We're in. 368 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,940 I'll meet you in Rio in two weeks. 369 00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:11,860 And, uh, Sammy, book me a suite. 370 00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:15,660 I want to have lots of room to enjoy Fielding's millions.