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Wow. You're not going to believe who got
named one of the ten most interesting

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men in New York.

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If it's you, I'm moving to New Jersey.

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Judge Harold T. Stone.

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Interesting. You've got to be kidding.

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Nope. He's right here. Sandwiched
between Lawrence Taylor and JFK Jr.

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There's one sandwich I'd love to be part
of.

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Boy, I bet Harry's going to be excited
about this.

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No, not Harry.

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He's probably holed up in his office too
embarrassed to even show his face.

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Lucky, lucky, lucky!

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Guess who's the most interesting judge
in New York?

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Of course, some people like to flaunt
their embarrassment.

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Congratulations, sir. How does it feel
to be famous?

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Ah, boy, it's no big deal.

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In fact, the whole thing's kind of
silly, isn't it? Yes, sir. Real silly.

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I didn't say real silly.

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I'm at least as interesting as JFK Jr.,
aren't I?

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Not in the Tiger Prince Speedo.

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I think it's great, sir. Being on this
list will get you invited to all kinds

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glamorous events.

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Charity balls, inaugurations.

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Hey, Harry, I've asked those tickets to
the ice capades.

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Wow, it's starting already.

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Christine, do you know you're going to
be taking one of the most interesting

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in New York?

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No, I'm taking Harry.

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He was referring to...

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This list.

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Kind of silly, huh?

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You're supposed to say no.

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This is great, Harry.

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I just hope an interesting guy like you
still has time to go to the ice capades.

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Don't worry. I always love watching a
guy do triple axles in a worn -out Smurf

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costume.

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Harry, the Smurfs are passe.

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This year they have Marmaduke.

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Jack, I've come to settle my tab.

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Here. Five hundred dollars.

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You only owe me $2 .75.

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Think of it as a penance for all of the
wretched treatment I have heaped upon

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you in the past, dear vendor.

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Whoever it is impersonating Fielding,
you got the voice right, but the words

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all wrong.

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What's up with Dan? He's giving me the
creeps. It's the Phil Foundation.

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It's turned him into a human being.

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Yeah, right.

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Watch this.

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Yo, Dan.

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Yes. Guess who's more interesting than
you are?

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Burns you up, doesn't it?

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Actually, I can't think of a more
deserving soul.

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Kudos, dear friend.

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Kudos.

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Well, now I know what it feels like to
live in a parallel universe.

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Wow, what an interesting thing to say.

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Hey, what's all this stuff?

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Oh, this is my goldfish orca, my giraffe
too tall, and my lamp sparky.

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Good. Now that we're all on a first
-name basis, what the hell are they

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here?

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I broke up with my boyfriend, Curtis.

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After living with him for three years, I
finally realized we are not a good

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match. I give, he takes.

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I cook, he eats. I clean, he messes.

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Actually, we are a good match.

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It's a big drag for me.

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Well, at least you're taking a stand.

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You moved out.

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No, he kicked me out. You see, he kicks,
I go.

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Well, I'm real sorry about Curtis, but
you can't keep this stuff here.

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But I have no place to put it.

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Don't look at me like that.

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Don't you do this to me.

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Okay, I guess I can keep some of it in
my place.

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Damn, I hate having anything cute in my
apartment.

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Now what?

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I've got no place to put me.

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I don't believe I'm saying this.

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Okay, you can stay with me until you
find your own place.

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But Mr. Too Tall sleeps on the fire
escape.

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But he'll get chilly.

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Don't push it.

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No, no.

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Rabbi Sandro, I won't give your soup
kitchen $30 ,000.

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I insist on giving you $50 ,000.

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No need to thank me.

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Shalom to you, too.

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What are you up to, Dan?

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Phil's work.

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You know something? For the first time
in years, I actually feel pure.

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Tonight, I'm going to take all my
naughty magazines and haul them to the

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You must have a ton of those.

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Careful you don't pull anything.

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That's why I'm getting rid of them.

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All rise.

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Criminal court. Part two is now in
session. The honorable and interesting

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T. Stone presiding.

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Thank you. Thank you. But enough about
me.

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Let's hear something from our clerk.

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Yes, sir. People versus Twinkie.

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Solicitation.

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Prosecution. Yes, sir. Here's the police
report.

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She's been a bad girl.

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Defense? Well, bad is a relative term,
Your Honor.

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Yeah, relatively incriminating in this
case. Fifty dollars in time, sir.

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You're a very interesting man.

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Good news travels fast, huh, Mac? Yeah.

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What's next?

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Phone messages, sir. Ever since you made
that list, the calls have been pouring

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in.

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The curator of the Museum of Natural
History wants me to dedicate their new

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woolly mammoth wing.

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The Italian ambassador wants me to play
polo. They like me, Mac. They really

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like me.

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If they can just hold their horses,
because I've got a court to run.

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That's it, sir.

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Don't let all that celebrity poop go to
your head.

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Oh, I almost forgot.

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Meryl Streep wants to rehearse a theme
with you.

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That's a five.

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Want to get in on a little pool?

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Football season already?

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Actually, we're taking bets on when Roz
will lose her temper with Lissette.

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And what instrument of destruction
she'll employ.

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There's still some good squares left.

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Tuesday with a steam iron.

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Thursday with a frying pan.

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And Friday with a Barker lounger.

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So, are you in?

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No, thanks, guys.

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No thanks, guys.

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God, is he interesting.

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Wow, that's for me? Yeah.

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To my conga line buddy, Love Amber.

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Who's that?

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Miss January.

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Mac, isn't this something?

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Just think, two days ago I was a big
nobody, and now I am rubbing elbows with

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the rich and famous.

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I'm even going to an art opening
tonight. It's a big exhibit by Gunst.

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Gunst?

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Yeah,

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yeah, yeah. He's this hot Norwegian
sculptor. Everybody who is anybody is

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to be there tonight.

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Hey, Harry.

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Great news.

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Big Bird's going to be there tonight.

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Big Bird? Tonight?

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Oh, the ice capades.

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Oh, yeah.

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Great. Yeah, isn't it?

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You know, ever since I was a little
girl, I used to dream about being a

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skater. Going to the Olympics and
winning a gold medal for my country.

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What stopped you? The skating part.

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That ice is so slippery.

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But, you know, I still love watching it.
And you will, too, after tonight. See

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you then.

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Well, I guess it's goodbye.

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And hello, Marmaduke.

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Bo, Rosalyn was set on here yet. You
don't suppose she's done her in already?

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That would be horrible.

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I don't have today in the pool.

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And then the father says, when you got a
pig like that, you don't eat them all

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at once.

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You guys are sure getting along.

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Yeah. What's it to you?

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Nothing.

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Nothing. Well, so much for Tuesday with
the steam iron.

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All right.

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School Court Part 2 is now in session.
The honorable, interesting, and

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photogenic Harold T. Stone presiding.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you. Let's
get a move on.

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It's icecapades night.

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Bless you, sir.

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Oh, thank you, Counselor. I hope I'm not
coming down with something.

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More likely coming up with something.

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Are you sure you're going to be all
right?

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I could call a doctor. My treat, of
course.

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No, thanks very much, guys. I'm sure I'm
going to be absolutely fine.

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Oh,

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Harry. I don't know how you made it
through session.

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You know, I think you have a fever.

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Let's see that thermometer.

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A tissue, please. Oh, yeah, right away.

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You know, Harry, there is a flu going
around.

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I don't know. I think you should skip
the escapades tonight.

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No, no, Christine.

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I made a promise that I'm going to keep
it, no matter how cold and drafty it is

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in that arena.

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Yeah, well, let's see that thermometer.

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Harry, you've got a temperature of 103.

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Okay, that's it. No escapades for you
tonight.

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But I can't let you miss those barrel
jumps.

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Don't worry about me, Harry. You just go
home and get better.

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How's Harry doing?

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Oh, he's going to be fine.

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Well,

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guys, I've got an extra ticket to the
escapades.

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Anybody interested?

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Sorry, Christine. It's laundry night. I
thought she folds.

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Okay, Roz, fess up. She's driving you
nuts, right?

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Not at all.

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She's a sweet girl.

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She knits sweaters for birds, but she's
sweet.

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You like living alone.

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I do.

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But once in a while, it's nice to have
company.

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Especially somebody who gets a kick out
of sorting socks.

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Anyway, she's going through a rough
time.

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She needs a friend.

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You know something?

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Harry needs a friend, too. I'm going to
see if I can get him anything before I

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go to the show. Thank you, Roz.

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I was just talking about socks.

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Mr. Fielding, this Swedish -American
girl posture was created to protect

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and innocent...

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Mostly blonde immigrants from the
clutches of unscrupulous men.

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You look familiar. Do I know you from
somewhere?

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It's a big city.

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Lots of tall people.

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Well, at any rate, without your support,
our girls will be forced out onto the

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streets with the perverts.

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Can't shake the feeling that we have met
somewhere.

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Well, you know, they say déjà vu runs
rampant in the spring.

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Wait a minute.

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I remember you.

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You tried to sneak into the hostel one
night.

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You were wearing a blue dress and a
frizzy blonde wig.

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And you had a suitcase filled with
oysters.

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Actually, they were green mussels.

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Thank you for wasting my time. Good day,
sir. No, wait, please.

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Yes,

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it is true that most of my life I have
walked on the dark side.

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In fact, I was commander of the dark
side.

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But I've changed.

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I now walk in the light.

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And I have realized over the last few
weeks that I have been put...

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On Earth for one reason only.

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To do his will.

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You mean the Lord?

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God? No, I mean the bomb, Phil.

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Please take my check.

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My salvation depends on it.

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Mr. Fielding, I believe you.

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Hey, Phil.

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Dan, 17.

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Sin zip.

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Can I play the winner?

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Oh, sorry. We're playing best out of
311.

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How many have you played so far?

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Four.

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I can wait.

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Lizette?

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Curtis.

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Lizette, please come home.

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I can't live without you. I'm on my
knees.

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You're not on your knees. You're
standing.

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You're just a figure of speech, Lisette.
Oh, here we go again. You just keep

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picking those nits, don't you?

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You want to take away my manhood?

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Want to borrow my gardening chair?

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Lisette, home.

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Now.

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Ross, I better go.

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Looks like you lost a roommate.

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Yeah, too bad.

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It was almost like being 16 all over
again.

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Hey, I could move in with you.

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I said 16, not six.

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You know, you'd think hanging out with
me would have some effect on her.

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But I guess you can't grow a backbone
overnight.

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General...

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Curtis. Oh, I pushed him down the
stairs.

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To Harry.

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Love ya.

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Gunst.

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Harry.

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Christine. What a lovely sculpture.

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Where in the world did you get it?

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The pharmacy.

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Harry, I saw you leave last night.

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You did?

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Well, I was going to see my doctor.

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In a tuck?

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He's a real formal doctor.

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Okay, all right. There was no doctor.

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There wasn't even any cold.

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Just going to a very exclusive art
opening.

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Why couldn't you just come out and tell
me? This isn't like you.

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I know.

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I guess I'm just overwhelmed by all this
attention.

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You know, it's not easy being the
hottest guy in town.

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You're not the hottest guy in town. Oh,
yes, I am. Oh, no, you're not. Oh, yes,

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he is.

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Good night, New York TV. Show call to
confirm your appearance tonight.

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He's hot.

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Funny stuff.

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Okay.

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Two days ago, my next guest was a great
big nobody.

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Now he's the hottest guy in town, and
we've got him. Judge Harold T. is in

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terrific stone.

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Come on out here.

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Great to be

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here, Dave.

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Before we start, hi, Christine.

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Christine, ooh, what a lovely name.

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Is that the lucky lady in your life?

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No, she's just a friend.

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Just a friend.

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She'll love it.

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She'll love it. I love it.

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Oh, what a breath of fresh air you are,
my friend.

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You are my friend.

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Philosophy of life.

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Have you got one?

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Live and let live, I guess.

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What an inside, the stone man speaker.

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So, fellas, what's it like in municipal
court?

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Hookers and flashers and thugs. Oh, my.

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Hookers. What do you give them?

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Whatever they want, I guess.

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Oh, I'll tell a $50 fine in time served.
That's the usual.

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Fascinating. Yeah, it is, isn't it?

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You know, Dave, in my eight years on the
bench, I guess I've seen it all. And we

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want to hear all about it. So, hold on
to your hats, folks.

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We're coming right back with the most
interesting of them all, Harry Stone.

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We're clear.

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Check this out.

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The ten even more interesting men in New
York?

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Stone's not on it.

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Get rid of him. He's dead weight.

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Thanks for coming down, Judge. Sorry.

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00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:40,210
You gotta go. We won't have time for any
of your little stories.

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I just got here.

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Take him backstage.

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Get my T -shirt.

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00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:48,910
Hey, two minutes ago, you said I was the
most interesting guest you ever had.

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That was two minutes ago.

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Now you're yesterday's news.

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Nobody cares about you anymore.

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Go on. Get out of here.

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Who was that guy?

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And that's a wrap.

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Guess I'll see everyone tomorrow, huh?

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00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:20,330
Mac, were there any calls for me
tonight?

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00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:24,310
Uh, just one. Meryl Streep called to say
she got a new phone number.

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00:20:24,710 --> 00:20:29,650
Well, that's nice. To know that there's
at least one person who is not swayed by

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the shifting sands of public opinion.

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What's your new number?

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She wouldn't say.

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Anybody feel like going and grabbing a
bite?

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Oh, Harry, as much as I would dearly
love to break bread with you, I'm

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presenting a check tonight to Cub Scout
Den 462.

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00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,980
I've just enough time to rush home and
ice those cupcakes I baked for them.

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The youth of America must be served.

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00:21:05,770 --> 00:21:06,770
Christine, are you busy?

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00:21:07,290 --> 00:21:09,970
I'm sorry. I feel a cold coming on.

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Boy, Mac, I'm telling you, fame is one
fickle creature.

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00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:19,629
Oh, yeah.

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00:21:19,630 --> 00:21:20,630
Oh, man, look at me.

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I mean, in one night, I went from being
somebody to being a big fat nobody.

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00:21:26,450 --> 00:21:28,830
Well, sir, you were always somebody to
us.

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00:21:29,430 --> 00:21:33,270
It's just that for a few days there, you
were somebody stupid.

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Thank you, Matt.

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Anytime.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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I was feeling a little better, and I
have nothing to do tonight, so...

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You're so wonderful.

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And I'm such a jerk.

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I put all that celebrity stuff ahead of
the people that really matter to me.

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So can I make it up to you by springing
for a big night out on the town?

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Well, actually, I do have a pair of
tickets for something. Oh, no, forget

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You wouldn't be interested.

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00:22:19,510 --> 00:22:22,570
No, I would, really. No matter what it
is, you can count me in. What is it?

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The Lower Manhattan Quilting Symposium.

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A quilting symposium.

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00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:33,010
Wow. That sounds...

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Interesting. Let's go.

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Ross, take it easy.

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Don't do anything crazy.

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I'm headed with you, you cuteness, you
chetness, you vegetarian meatloaf.

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00:22:49,130 --> 00:22:50,610
Aha, we got a winner here.

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Thursday with a frying pan.

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00:22:52,450 --> 00:22:54,150
Okay, so who gets the 500 bucks?

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00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:57,670
Thursday, frying pan, the winner is R
.R.

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Who's R .R.? Ross Russell.

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Dinner at 21?

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Delighted.