1 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:32,250 (squeaks) 2 00:00:45,180 --> 00:00:49,600 ♪ Her face is a map of the world Is a map of the world ♪ 3 00:00:50,010 --> 00:00:54,100 ♪ You can see she's a beautiful girl She's a beautiful girl ♪ 4 00:00:54,980 --> 00:00:59,400 ♪ And everything around her is a silver pool of light ♪ 5 00:00:59,980 --> 00:01:03,740 ♪ People who surround her feel the benefit of it ♪ 6 00:01:03,820 --> 00:01:06,030 ♪ It makes you calm ♪ 7 00:01:06,740 --> 00:01:10,660 ♪ She'll hold you captivated in her palm ♪ 8 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:13,330 ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ 9 00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:16,000 ♪ This is what I wanna be ♪ 10 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,750 -♪ Suddenly I see ♪ -♪ Suddenly I see ♪ 11 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:22,340 ♪ Why the hell it means so much to me ♪ 12 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:34,600 ♪ And I feel like walking the world Like walking the world ♪ 13 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:39,730 ♪ And you can hear she's a beautiful girl She's a beautiful girl ♪ 14 00:01:39,980 --> 00:01:44,860 ♪ She fills up every corner like she's born in black and white ♪ 15 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:49,200 ♪ Makes you feel warmer when you're trying to remember ♪ 16 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:51,280 ♪ What you heard ♪ 17 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:55,620 ♪ She likes to leave you hanging on a word ♪ 18 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:56,580 Good luck. 19 00:01:56,660 --> 00:02:01,250 ♪ Suddenly I see this is what I wanna be ♪ 20 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:04,300 -♪ Suddenly I see ♪ -(children giggling) 21 00:02:04,380 --> 00:02:06,880 ♪ Why the hell it means so much to me ♪ 22 00:02:06,970 --> 00:02:11,090 -♪ Suddenly I see ♪ -♪ This is what I want to be ♪ 23 00:02:11,180 --> 00:02:13,810 -♪ Suddenly I see ♪ -♪ Suddenly I see ♪ 24 00:02:14,350 --> 00:02:17,020 ♪ Why the hell it means so much to me ♪ 25 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:19,690 ♪ And she's taller than most ♪ 26 00:02:19,770 --> 00:02:21,440 ♪ And she's looking at me ♪ 27 00:02:22,060 --> 00:02:25,190 ♪ I can see her eyes lookin' from the page in a magazine ♪ 28 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:26,320 ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ 29 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,490 ♪ She's got the power to be the power to give 30 00:02:28,570 --> 00:02:30,910 ♪ The power to see yeah, yeah ♪ 31 00:02:30,990 --> 00:02:33,240 ♪ She's got the power to be the power to give ♪ 32 00:02:33,330 --> 00:02:35,240 -♪ The power to see yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ -(horn honks) 33 00:02:35,330 --> 00:02:37,120 -♪ Suddenly I see ♪ -♪ She's got the power to be ♪ 34 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,710 ♪ The power to give the power to see, yeah, yeah ♪ 35 00:02:39,790 --> 00:02:41,080 ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ 36 00:02:41,170 --> 00:02:42,790 ♪ She's got the power to be the power to give ♪ 37 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:45,800 ♪ The power to see, yeah, yeah Suddenly I see ♪ 38 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:49,220 -♪ Suddenly I see ♪ -♪ This is what I want to be ♪ 39 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:51,840 -♪ Suddenly I see ♪ -♪ Suddenly I see ♪ 40 00:02:52,090 --> 00:02:54,720 ♪ Why the hell it means so much to me ♪ 41 00:02:54,810 --> 00:02:58,640 -♪ Suddenly I see ♪ -♪ This is what I want to be ♪ 42 00:02:58,730 --> 00:03:01,850 -♪ Suddenly I see ♪ -♪ Suddenly I see ♪ 43 00:03:01,940 --> 00:03:04,270 ♪ Why the hell it means so much to me ♪ 44 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:07,820 -♪ Suddenly I see ♪ -♪ Oh, oh, yeah, yeah ♪ 45 00:03:07,940 --> 00:03:10,860 -♪ Suddenly I see ♪ -♪ Suddenly I see ♪ 46 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,870 ♪ Why the hell it means so much to me, yeah, yeah ♪ 47 00:03:13,950 --> 00:03:16,910 -♪ Suddenly I see ♪ -♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 48 00:03:17,620 --> 00:03:20,460 -♪ Suddenly I see ♪ -♪ Suddenly I see ♪ 49 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:24,380 ♪ Why the hell it means so much to me ♪ 50 00:03:24,460 --> 00:03:25,840 (bell dings) 51 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:40,850 Hi. Uh, I have an appointment with Emily Charlton? 52 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:44,270 -Andrea Sachs? -Yes. 53 00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:47,860 Great. Human Resources certainly has an odd sense of humor. 54 00:03:47,940 --> 00:03:49,150 Follow me. 55 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:53,820 Okay, so I was Miranda's second assistant, 56 00:03:53,910 --> 00:03:56,910 but her first assistant recently got promoted, and so now I'm the first. 57 00:03:56,990 --> 00:03:59,410 -Oh, and you're replacing yourself. -Well, I am trying. 58 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:02,210 Miranda sacked the last two girls after only a few weeks. 59 00:04:02,370 --> 00:04:04,540 We need to find someone who can survive here. Do you understand? 60 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:07,040 Yeah. Of course. Who's Miranda? 61 00:04:07,130 --> 00:04:10,260 Oh, my God. I will pretend you did not just ask me that. 62 00:04:10,340 --> 00:04:13,840 She's the editor in chief of Runway, not to mention a legend. 63 00:04:14,090 --> 00:04:17,300 You work a year for her, and you can get a job at any magazine you want. 64 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:19,470 A million girls would kill for this job. 65 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,270 It sounds like a great opportunity. I'd love to be considered. 66 00:04:22,350 --> 00:04:24,230 (giggling) 67 00:04:25,020 --> 00:04:28,690 Andrea, Runway is a fashion magazine, 68 00:04:28,770 --> 00:04:31,780 so an interest in fashion is crucial. 69 00:04:31,860 --> 00:04:33,820 What makes you think I'm not interested in fashion? 70 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:38,490 -(cell phone ringing) -Oh, my God. 71 00:04:38,660 --> 00:04:40,410 No! No! No! 72 00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:42,700 What's wrong? 73 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:49,960 She's on her way. Tell everyone! 74 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:52,880 She's not supposed to be here until 9:00. 75 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:56,010 Her driver just text messaged, and her facialist ruptured a disk. 76 00:04:56,090 --> 00:04:59,390 -God, these people! -(whistles, whispers) Who's that? 77 00:04:59,470 --> 00:05:01,470 That I can't even talk about. 78 00:05:02,930 --> 00:05:05,480 All right, everyone! Gird your loins! 79 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:09,310 -(excited chattering) -Did someone eat an onion bagel? 80 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,360 (exhales, sniffs) 81 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:05,830 (bell dings) 82 00:06:10,790 --> 00:06:12,170 Sorry, Miranda. 83 00:06:16,130 --> 00:06:17,550 (bell dings) 84 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:26,140 Move it! Ooh! 85 00:06:26,390 --> 00:06:30,020 I don't understand why it's so difficult to confirm an appointment. 86 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:31,770 I know. I'm so sorry, Miranda. I actually did confirm last night. 87 00:06:31,860 --> 00:06:34,730 Details of your incompetence do not interest me. 88 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:36,990 Tell Simone I'm not going to approve that girl 89 00:06:37,070 --> 00:06:39,240 that she sent me for the Brazilian layout. 90 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:42,870 I asked for clean, athletic, smiling. She sent me dirty, tired and paunchy. 91 00:06:42,950 --> 00:06:44,950 And RSVP yes to the Michael Kors party. 92 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:49,120 I want the driver to drop me off at 9:30 and pick me up at 9:45 sharp. 93 00:06:49,210 --> 00:06:50,920 -(whispers) 9:45 sharp. -Call Natalie at Glorious Foods, 94 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,790 tell her no for the 40th time. No, I don't want dacquoise. 95 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,050 I want tortes filled with warm rhubarb compote. 96 00:06:56,130 --> 00:06:57,760 Then call my ex-husband and remind him 97 00:06:57,840 --> 00:06:59,720 the parent-teacher conference is at Dalton tonight. 98 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:02,470 Then call my husband, ask him to meet me for dinner 99 00:07:02,550 --> 00:07:04,300 at that place I went to with Massimo. 100 00:07:04,390 --> 00:07:06,720 Also, tell Richard I saw the pictures that he sent 101 00:07:06,810 --> 00:07:08,930 for that feature on the female paratroopers, 102 00:07:09,020 --> 00:07:10,980 and they're all so deeply unattractive. 103 00:07:11,060 --> 00:07:14,270 Is it impossible to find a lovely, slender female paratrooper? 104 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,570 -No. -Am I reaching for the stars here? 105 00:07:16,650 --> 00:07:19,740 Not really. Also, I need to see all the things 106 00:07:19,820 --> 00:07:22,660 that Nigel has pulled for Gwyneth's second cover try. 107 00:07:22,740 --> 00:07:26,030 I wonder if she's lost any of that weight yet. Who's that? 108 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:29,830 Nobody. Um, uh-- Human Resources sent her up 109 00:07:29,910 --> 00:07:33,080 about the new assistant job, and I was preinterviewing her. 110 00:07:33,170 --> 00:07:35,920 But she's hopeless and totally wrong for it. 111 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,760 Clearly I'm going to have to do that myself because the last two you sent me 112 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:41,840 were completely inadequate. So send her in. 113 00:07:43,010 --> 00:07:44,470 That's all. 114 00:07:45,470 --> 00:07:46,680 Right. 115 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:52,600 -She wants to see you. -Oh! She does? 116 00:07:52,690 --> 00:07:54,060 Move! 117 00:07:57,860 --> 00:08:01,320 -This is foul. Don't let her see it. Go! -That's-- 118 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:02,740 (sighs) 119 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:10,370 Who are you? 120 00:08:10,450 --> 00:08:13,000 Uh, my name is Andy Sachs. 121 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,170 I recently graduated from Northwestern University. 122 00:08:16,250 --> 00:08:18,960 And what are you doing here? (clears throat) 123 00:08:19,050 --> 00:08:23,550 Well, I think I could do a good job as your assistant. 124 00:08:23,630 --> 00:08:25,340 And, um-- 125 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:31,220 Yeah, I came to New York to be a journalist and sent letters out everywhere 126 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:33,730 and then finally got a call from Elias-Clarke 127 00:08:33,810 --> 00:08:36,440 and met with Sherry up at Human Resources. 128 00:08:37,610 --> 00:08:39,900 Basically, it's this or Auto Universe. 129 00:08:39,980 --> 00:08:44,320 -So you don't read Runway? -Uh, no. 130 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,620 And before today, you had never heard of me. 131 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:50,040 No. 132 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:53,290 And you have no style or sense of fashion. 133 00:08:54,290 --> 00:08:58,210 Well, um, I think that depends on what you're-- 134 00:08:58,290 --> 00:09:01,760 No, no. That wasn't a question. 135 00:09:03,590 --> 00:09:08,140 Um, I was editor in chief of the Daily Northwestern. 136 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:12,520 I also, um, won a national competition for college journalists 137 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,520 with my series on the Janitors' Union, 138 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,480 -which exposed the exploitation of-- -That's all. 139 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,610 (scoffs) 140 00:09:24,650 --> 00:09:26,320 Yeah. You know, okay. 141 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,410 You're right. I don't fit in here. 142 00:09:28,490 --> 00:09:31,700 I am not skinny or glamorous, 143 00:09:31,790 --> 00:09:33,910 and I don't know that much about fashion. 144 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,670 But I'm smart. 145 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,670 I learn fast and I will work very hard. 146 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:41,380 I got the exclusive on the Cavalli for Gwyneth, 147 00:09:41,460 --> 00:09:44,880 but the problem is, with that huge feathered headdress that she's wearing, 148 00:09:44,970 --> 00:09:47,550 she looks like she's working the main stage at the Golden Nugget. 149 00:09:47,930 --> 00:09:50,390 Thank you for your time. 150 00:09:51,810 --> 00:09:54,270 Who is that sad, little person? 151 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:57,480 Are we doing a before-and-after piece I don't know about? 152 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:05,110 Brown and Law, please? Thank you. 153 00:10:08,030 --> 00:10:10,820 -Andrea. -Hmm? 154 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,710 Wait. You got a job at a fashion magazine? 155 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:18,870 -Mm-hmm. -What was it, a phone interview? 156 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:22,340 -WOMAN: Wow. -Ow! Don't be a jerk. 157 00:10:23,130 --> 00:10:25,670 Miranda Priestly is famous for being unpredictable. 158 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:28,720 Okay, Doug. How is it that you know who she is and I didn't? 159 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,220 -I'm actually a girl. -Oh! 160 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:33,890 -That would explain so much. -DOUG: Look, seriously. 161 00:10:33,970 --> 00:10:35,560 Miranda Priestly is a huge deal. 162 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:37,560 I bet a million girls would kill for that job. 163 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:40,520 Yeah, great. The thing is I'm not one of them. 164 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:43,060 WOMAN: Look, you gotta start somewhere, right? 165 00:10:43,150 --> 00:10:45,070 I mean, look at this dump Nate works in. 166 00:10:45,150 --> 00:10:47,820 I mean, come on. Paper napkins? Hello. 167 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:51,700 Yeah. And Lily, she works at that gallery doing, uh, you know-- 168 00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:54,950 Oh, I'm sorry. What exactly is it that you do anyway? 169 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:58,330 Well, lucky for me, I already have my dream job. 170 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:02,130 (with Lily) You're a corporate research analyst! 171 00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:04,960 -Oh, you're right. My job sucks. -No! 172 00:11:05,050 --> 00:11:07,590 -It sucks. I don't-- It's boring. -It's all right. Breathe. 173 00:11:07,670 --> 00:11:09,050 -I'm trying. -Here. Take a drink. 174 00:11:09,130 --> 00:11:10,590 -I will have a drink. -Ah, yes. 175 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:13,640 I'd like to propose a toast. To jobs that pay the rent. 176 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:16,810 -To jobs that pay the rent. -Jobs that pay the rent. 177 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:21,100 Oh, baby. You should see the way these girls at Runway dress. 178 00:11:21,190 --> 00:11:23,520 I don't have a thing to wear to work. 179 00:11:23,610 --> 00:11:25,610 Come on. You're gonna be answering phones and getting coffee. 180 00:11:25,690 --> 00:11:27,360 You need a ball gown for that? 181 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:29,820 I think I might. 182 00:11:30,570 --> 00:11:33,950 Well, I happen to think you look great always. 183 00:11:34,030 --> 00:11:37,040 Aww! I think you're full of it. 184 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,540 (giggling) 185 00:11:39,790 --> 00:11:42,000 -Hey. Come on. Let's go home. -Yeah. 186 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:45,750 I can think of something we can do that doesn't require any clothing. 187 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,170 -Really? -Mmm. 188 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:49,550 (up-tempo music playing) 189 00:11:49,630 --> 00:11:53,220 -(phone ringing) -♪ I haven't got much time to waste ♪ 190 00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:56,010 -♪ It's time to make my way ♪ -Hello? 191 00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:59,310 Andrea, Miranda decided to kill the autumn jacket story for September, 192 00:11:59,390 --> 00:12:01,810 and she is pulling up the Sedona shoot from October. 193 00:12:01,890 --> 00:12:04,100 You need to come into the office right this second 194 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,770 and pick up her coffee order on the way. 195 00:12:05,860 --> 00:12:08,320 -Now? -Now, get a pen and write this down. 196 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:12,070 I want one no-foam skimmed latte with an extra shot 197 00:12:12,150 --> 00:12:14,450 and three drip coffees with room for milk. 198 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:17,330 -Searing hot. And I mean hot. -(line clicks) 199 00:12:17,410 --> 00:12:20,120 -♪ Are you ready to jump ♪ -(cell phone ringing) 200 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,960 -♪ Get ready to jump ♪ -Hello? 201 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:25,790 -EMILY: Where are you? -Oh, I'm almost there. Yeah. 202 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:28,590 -♪ I'm ready to jump ♪ -Shoot! Oh! 203 00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:35,550 Is there some reason that my coffee isn't here? 204 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,600 Has she died or something? 205 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:39,890 No. (whispers) God. 206 00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:47,360 Oh. Bloody time. 207 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,940 I hope you know that this is a very difficult job... 208 00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:52,490 -Mm-hm. -...for which you are totally wrong. 209 00:12:52,570 --> 00:12:55,240 And if you mess up, my head is on the chopping block. 210 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:58,070 Now, hang that up. Don't just fling it anywhere. 211 00:13:09,210 --> 00:13:11,880 Okay. First of all, you and I answer the phones. 212 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:15,090 The phone must be answered every single time it rings. 213 00:13:15,180 --> 00:13:18,220 Calls roll to voice mail, and she gets very upset. 214 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,600 If I'm not here-- Andrea, Andrea-- 215 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,100 you are chained to that desk. 216 00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:26,230 -Well, what if I need to-- -What? No. 217 00:13:26,310 --> 00:13:27,900 One time an assistant left the desk 218 00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:30,110 because she sliced her hand open with a letter opener, 219 00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:32,280 and Miranda missed Lagerfeld... 220 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:35,610 just before he boarded a 17-hour flight to Australia. 221 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,530 She now works at TV Guide. 222 00:13:39,370 --> 00:13:43,200 -Man the desk at all times. Got it. -(phone rings) 223 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:46,670 -Uh-- -Miranda Priestly's office. 224 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,920 No, she's not available. 225 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,790 -Who is it? -(mouthing words) 226 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:56,130 Yes, I will tell her you called... yet again. 227 00:13:57,050 --> 00:13:58,260 (bell chimes) 228 00:13:58,340 --> 00:14:00,600 Right, remember, you and I have totally different jobs. 229 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,390 I mean, you get coffee-- (scoffs) and you run errands. 230 00:14:03,470 --> 00:14:07,020 Yet I am in charge of her schedule, her appointments and her expenses. 231 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:10,360 And, um, most importantly, um, 232 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:12,940 I get to go with her to Paris for Fashion Week in the fall. 233 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:16,360 I get to wear couture. I go to all the shows and all the parties. 234 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,070 I meet all of the designers. It's divine. 235 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,080 Okay. Now, stay here. 236 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,950 I'm going to the art department to give them the Book. 237 00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:28,040 -The-- -This is the Book. 238 00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:31,790 Now, it is a mock-up of everything 239 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,550 -in the current issue. -Mm-hm. 240 00:14:33,630 --> 00:14:35,670 And we deliver it to Miranda's apartment every night, 241 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,840 and she retu-- Don't touch it. She returns it to us 242 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,800 in the morning with her notes. 243 00:14:39,890 --> 00:14:43,180 Now, the second assistant is supposed to do this, 244 00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:47,140 but Miranda is very private and she does not like strangers in her house. 245 00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:49,940 So until she decides that you are not a total psycho, 246 00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:52,730 I get the lovely task of waiting around for the Book. 247 00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:56,110 -(phone rings) -Oh, Emily? What do I do-- 248 00:14:56,190 --> 00:14:58,860 -Deal with it. -(rings) 249 00:14:58,950 --> 00:15:00,320 (sighs) 250 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,490 (rings) 251 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,410 Hello. Mrs. Priestly's office. 252 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,250 Hmm. That's what I meant. Miranda Priestly's office. 253 00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:11,290 (groans) 254 00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:14,540 Um, you know, she is in a meeting. Can I please take a message? 255 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,130 Uh-huh. 256 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:21,590 Okay. Can you please spell Gabbana? 257 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:24,050 -(line clicks) -Hello? 258 00:15:25,970 --> 00:15:27,350 I guess not. 259 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:29,980 I guessed an eight and a half. 260 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:35,440 Um, uh, that's very nice of you, but I don't think I need these. 261 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,110 Miranda hired me. She knows what I look like. 262 00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:40,740 -Do you? -(chuckles) 263 00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:45,200 Emily. 264 00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:46,910 Emily? 265 00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:49,660 She means you. 266 00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:56,920 -MAN: We just cut on the bias. -MIRANDA: That's not what I asked you. 267 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,880 I couldn't have been clearer. There you are, Emily. 268 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,920 How many times do I have to scream your name? 269 00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:02,380 Actually, it's Andy. 270 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:08,350 My name is Andy. Andrea, but, uh, everybody calls me Andy. 271 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:14,860 (chuckles) I need 10 or 15 skirts from Calvin Klein. 272 00:16:15,190 --> 00:16:16,440 What kind of skirts do you-- 273 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:19,400 Please bore someone else with your questions. 274 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:23,160 And make sure we have Pier 59 at 8:00 a.m. tomorrow. 275 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,700 Remind Jocelyn I need to see a few of those satchels 276 00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:27,030 that Marc is doing in the pony. 277 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:30,410 And then tell Simone I'll take Jackie if Maggie isn't available. 278 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:34,330 -Did Demarchelier confirm? -D-Did D-Demarchel-- 279 00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:37,420 Demarchelier. Did he-- Get him on the phone. 280 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,300 Uh, o-- okay. 281 00:16:41,010 --> 00:16:44,470 -And, Emily? -Yes? 282 00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:57,110 That's all. 283 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,650 It's just the cavalier disregard for clear directions-- 284 00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:05,530 (chattering continues) 285 00:17:08,490 --> 00:17:10,370 Do you have Demarchelier? 286 00:17:10,450 --> 00:17:12,370 Uh, Demarchelier. 287 00:17:12,450 --> 00:17:15,080 -(groans) Leave it. -Do you have-- 288 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,880 I have Miranda Priestly calling. 289 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,380 I have Patrick! 290 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:27,590 Uh, no, she called me in there and-and then she asked me about Pier 59. 291 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:31,560 And there was something about Simone, Frankie, someone else. 292 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:34,850 And, um, she needs skirts from Calvin Klein. 293 00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:38,560 And, uh, there was something about a pony. 294 00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:41,020 -Did she say which skirts? -No. No. 295 00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:42,530 Did she say what kind? Color, shape, fabric? 296 00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:45,900 -I tried to ask her. -You may never ask Miranda anything. 297 00:17:45,990 --> 00:17:50,120 Right. I will deal with all of this, and you will go to Calvin Klein. 298 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,700 Eh-- Me? 299 00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:55,290 Oh, I'm sorry. Do you have some prior commitment? 300 00:17:55,370 --> 00:17:57,920 Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to? 301 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,630 Uh-- 302 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,180 -(cell phone rings) -Miranda? 303 00:18:14,270 --> 00:18:15,930 -Are you there? -I'm about to walk in. 304 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:18,400 -I'll call you as soon as-- -(line clicks) 305 00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:21,690 -(cell phone rings) -(horn honks) 306 00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:23,190 -Hello? Hi. -EMILY: While you're out, 307 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:27,280 Miranda needs you to go to Hermès to pick up 25 scarves we ordered for her. 308 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:29,200 -Okay. -Cassidy forgot her homework at Dalton. 309 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,990 Pick that up. Oh, yeah, and Miranda went out to meet with Meisel, 310 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,120 and she will want more Starbucks when she gets back. 311 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,500 -Hot Starbucks. -Can you just repeat that first-- 312 00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:38,330 -(dial tone hums) -Hello? 313 00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:44,000 Oh, my God. 314 00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:47,420 What took you so long? I have to pee! 315 00:18:47,510 --> 00:18:49,220 What? You haven't peed since I left? 316 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:52,180 No, I haven't. I've been manning the desk, haven't I? I'm bursting. 317 00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:58,390 Oh, hi. 318 00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:02,730 -(snaps fingers) -You do coat. Do the coat! 319 00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:04,230 Okay. 320 00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:07,610 Now, be prepared. The run-through is at 12:30. 321 00:19:07,690 --> 00:19:11,070 And people are panicking, so the phone is going to be ringing off the hook. 322 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,200 The ru-- The run-through. Right. 323 00:19:13,330 --> 00:19:16,290 Yes. Editors bring in options for the shoot, and Miranda chooses. 324 00:19:16,370 --> 00:19:19,040 She chooses every single thing in every single issue. 325 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,420 Run-throughs are a huge deal. 326 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,170 I don't know why you don't know that, Andrea. 327 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,420 -WOMAN: Okay. Are you ready? -EMILY: Oh, hi, hi. 328 00:19:24,670 --> 00:19:27,340 Right. Well, after the loo, Serena and I are going to lunch. 329 00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:29,840 -This is her-- the new me. -Hi. 330 00:19:29,930 --> 00:19:31,970 -Told you. -I thought you were kidding. 331 00:19:32,050 --> 00:19:33,680 No, quite serious, yeah. 332 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,930 I get 20 minutes for lunch, and you get 15. 333 00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:38,270 -When I come back, you can go. -Okay. 334 00:19:38,730 --> 00:19:40,350 SERENA: What exactly is she wearing? 335 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,900 EMILY (giggling): Her grandmother's skirt. 336 00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:56,200 Hmm. Corn chowder. 337 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,370 That's an interesting choice. 338 00:19:58,870 --> 00:20:02,620 You do know that cellulite is one of the main ingredients in corn chowder. 339 00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:10,220 So none of the girls here eat anything? 340 00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:14,260 Not since two became the new four and zero became the new two. 341 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:18,390 -Well, I'm a six. -Which is the new 14. 342 00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:21,980 Oh. 343 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,940 -Oh. Shoot. -Oh, never mind. 344 00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:27,820 I'm sure you have plenty more polyblend where that came from. 345 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:32,450 -(cash register clicking) -Okay. You think my clothes are hideous. 346 00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:36,410 I get it. But, you know, I'm not going to be in fashion forever, 347 00:20:36,490 --> 00:20:39,160 so I don't see the point of changing everything about myself 348 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:40,580 just because I have this job. 349 00:20:41,410 --> 00:20:43,170 Yes, that's true. That's really what this 350 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:46,500 multibillion-dollar industry is all about anyway, isn't it? 351 00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:50,260 -Inner beauty. -(cell phone rings) 352 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:51,800 Hello. 353 00:20:53,510 --> 00:20:55,090 Right. Come on. 354 00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:56,760 Miranda's pushed the run-through up a half an hour. 355 00:20:56,850 --> 00:20:57,850 Mmm! 356 00:20:57,930 --> 00:21:00,310 -She's always 15 minutes early. -Which means? 357 00:21:00,390 --> 00:21:02,480 -You're already late. Come. -Shoot! 358 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:03,810 Excuse me. 359 00:21:04,940 --> 00:21:06,230 (elevator dings) 360 00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:08,150 -Mr. Ravitz. -Nigel. 361 00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:12,990 -Issue going well? -Oh, yes. Our best September ever. 362 00:21:13,070 --> 00:21:17,530 Great. Heard Miranda killed autumn jackets and pulled up the Sedona shoot. 363 00:21:18,490 --> 00:21:21,870 -What's that costing me? -About 300,000. 364 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:24,620 Must have been some lousy jackets. 365 00:21:26,790 --> 00:21:28,590 -Irv Ravitz. -Oh, I'm sorry. 366 00:21:28,670 --> 00:21:30,960 This is Andy Sachs, Miranda's new assistant. 367 00:21:31,050 --> 00:21:32,380 Congratulations, young lady. 368 00:21:33,130 --> 00:21:35,590 A million girls would kill for that job. 369 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,340 Bye-bye. 370 00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:41,600 -Hmm? -Chairman of Elias-Clarke, Irv Ravitz. 371 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:46,650 You know what they say? Tiny man, huge ego. 372 00:21:49,150 --> 00:21:52,110 No. And I've seen all this before. 373 00:21:52,190 --> 00:21:54,780 Theyskens is trying to reinvent the drop waist, so actually it's-- 374 00:21:54,860 --> 00:21:58,280 -Where are all the other dresses? -We have some right here. 375 00:21:58,370 --> 00:22:01,620 -Stand, watch and listen. -And I think it can be very interesting-- 376 00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:06,040 No. No, I just-- It's just baffling to me. 377 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:09,080 Why is it so impossible to put together a decent run-through? 378 00:22:09,170 --> 00:22:14,380 You people have had hours and hours to prepare. It's just so confusing to me. 379 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:16,260 Where are the advertisers? 380 00:22:16,550 --> 00:22:19,430 -We have some pieces from Banana Republic. -We need more, don't we? 381 00:22:19,510 --> 00:22:23,180 Oh. This is-- This might be-- What do you think of-- 382 00:22:23,270 --> 00:22:25,140 Yeah. Well, you know me. 383 00:22:25,230 --> 00:22:28,650 Give me a full ballerina skirt and a hint of saloon and I'm on board. 384 00:22:28,730 --> 00:22:31,980 -But do you think it's too much like-- -Like the Lacroix from July? 385 00:22:32,070 --> 00:22:34,230 I thought that, but no, not with the right accessories. 386 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:37,320 -It should work. -Where are the belts for this dre-- 387 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,700 Why is no one ready? 388 00:22:39,990 --> 00:22:42,780 Here. It's a tough call. 389 00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:45,330 -They're so different. -MIRANDA: Hmm. 390 00:22:45,410 --> 00:22:47,790 (snorts, chuckles) 391 00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:52,590 Something funny? 392 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:59,090 No. No, no. Nothing's-- 393 00:22:59,180 --> 00:23:02,970 You know, it's just that both those belts look exactly the same to me. 394 00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:07,310 You know, I'm still learning about this stuff and, uh-- 395 00:23:07,390 --> 00:23:10,190 "This... stuff"? 396 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:13,940 Oh. Okay. I see. 397 00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:16,150 You think this has nothing to do with you. 398 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,610 You go to your closet... 399 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:24,120 and you select-- I don't know-- that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, 400 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:27,330 because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously 401 00:23:27,410 --> 00:23:29,210 to care about what you put on your back. 402 00:23:29,290 --> 00:23:32,920 But what you don't know is that that sweater is not just blue. 403 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,500 It's not turquoise. It's not lapis. 404 00:23:35,590 --> 00:23:37,670 It's actually cerulean. 405 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,130 And you're also blithely unaware of the fact 406 00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:44,510 that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. 407 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,890 And then I think it was Yves Saint Laurent-- wasn't it-- 408 00:23:46,970 --> 00:23:49,140 who showed cerulean military jackets? 409 00:23:49,230 --> 00:23:51,390 -I think we need a jacket here. -Mmm. 410 00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:53,230 And then cerulean quickly showed up 411 00:23:53,310 --> 00:23:55,650 in the collections of eight different designers. 412 00:23:55,730 --> 00:23:58,940 And then it, uh, filtered down through the department stores 413 00:23:59,030 --> 00:24:03,110 and then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner, 414 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,370 where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. 415 00:24:06,450 --> 00:24:11,210 However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs, 416 00:24:11,290 --> 00:24:14,750 and it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice 417 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,750 that exempts you from the fashion industry, 418 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,340 when, in fact, you're wearing a sweater 419 00:24:19,420 --> 00:24:22,550 that was selected for you by the people in this room, 420 00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:25,050 from a pile of stuff. 421 00:24:26,350 --> 00:24:29,310 ANDY: So then I said, "No, I couldn't see the difference 422 00:24:29,390 --> 00:24:31,390 between the two absolutely identical belts," 423 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,400 and you should have seen the look she gave me! 424 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,650 I thought the flesh was gonna melt off her face. 425 00:24:35,730 --> 00:24:38,320 -(chuckles) -It's not funny. 426 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:42,490 She's not happy unless everyone around her is panicked, nauseous or suicidal. 427 00:24:42,570 --> 00:24:45,660 And the Clackers just worship her. 428 00:24:45,740 --> 00:24:47,660 -The who? -They call them Clackers. 429 00:24:47,740 --> 00:24:50,660 The sound that their stilettos make in the marble lobby. 430 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:52,790 It's like, "Clack, clack, clack. clack, clack." 431 00:24:52,870 --> 00:24:56,920 (groans) And they all act like they're curing cancer or something. 432 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,630 (chuckling) The amount of time and energy 433 00:25:00,710 --> 00:25:03,180 that these people spend on these insignificant, 434 00:25:03,260 --> 00:25:05,140 minute details, and for what? 435 00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:09,010 So that tomorrow they can spend another $300,000 reshooting something 436 00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:13,600 that was probably fine to begin with to sell people things they don't need! 437 00:25:13,850 --> 00:25:14,940 God! 438 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,940 -I'm not even hungry anymore. -What? 439 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:23,200 -That is why those girls are so skinny. -Oh. No, no, no. 440 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,950 Give me that. There's, like, eight dollars of Jarlsberg in there. 441 00:25:26,030 --> 00:25:28,830 (sighs) You know what? 442 00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:33,210 I just have to stick it out for a year. One year. 443 00:25:33,290 --> 00:25:35,710 And then I can do what I came to New York to do. 444 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:37,920 But I can't let Miranda get to me. 445 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,250 -I won't. -Easy there, tiger. 446 00:25:43,260 --> 00:25:45,880 -Oh, good morning, Miranda. -Get me Isaac. 447 00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:50,810 I don't see my breakfast here. Are my eggs here? Where are my eggs? 448 00:25:50,890 --> 00:25:52,060 Excuse me! 449 00:25:52,140 --> 00:25:55,020 Pick up the Polaroids from the lingerie shoot. 450 00:25:55,810 --> 00:25:59,360 Have the brakes checked on my car. 451 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,780 -(truck horn honking) -(gasps) 452 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:05,070 Where's that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning? 453 00:26:05,530 --> 00:26:09,570 The girls need new surfboards or Boogie boards or something for Spring Break. 454 00:26:10,620 --> 00:26:13,540 -Hello. -The twins also need flip-flops. 455 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,460 -Ow! -Oh, my gosh! 456 00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:20,590 Pick up my shoes from Blahnik, and then go get Patricia. 457 00:26:20,670 --> 00:26:23,510 -Who's that? -Good girl! Good girl! Good girl! 458 00:26:23,590 --> 00:26:27,380 Get me that little table that I liked at that store on Madison. 459 00:26:27,470 --> 00:26:30,600 Get us a reservation for dinner tonight at that place that got the good review. 460 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,640 -Get me Isaac. -Thank-you notes delivered today. 461 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,390 -Where is everyone? -Why is no one working? 462 00:26:34,470 --> 00:26:37,100 (Miranda's voice overlapping) 463 00:26:38,350 --> 00:26:40,020 Get me Demarchelier. 464 00:26:46,990 --> 00:26:49,360 I have Miranda Priestly calling for-- Okay. 465 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:52,740 I have Patrick. 466 00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:01,130 (sighs) Thank God it's Friday, right? 467 00:27:01,210 --> 00:27:05,210 At least Miranda will be in Miami, so we don't have to be on call this weekend. 468 00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:07,840 You know, my dad's coming in from Ohio. 469 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,550 Yeah, we're gonna go out to dinner, maybe see Chicago. 470 00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:12,800 You doing anything fun this weekend? 471 00:27:13,930 --> 00:27:15,270 Yes. 472 00:27:16,310 --> 00:27:18,270 (piano music playing) 473 00:27:19,230 --> 00:27:21,150 ANDY: Yeah, Nate said it was great. 474 00:27:21,230 --> 00:27:24,150 He actually-- He applied here, but they wanted someone with more experience. 475 00:27:24,230 --> 00:27:27,030 -Here. -Huh? What's this? 476 00:27:27,110 --> 00:27:29,110 I don't want you to get behind on your rent. 477 00:27:29,860 --> 00:27:32,990 -Dad, how did you-- -It's-- 478 00:27:33,990 --> 00:27:36,240 I'm gonna kill Mom. (chuckles) 479 00:27:36,330 --> 00:27:38,040 Dad, thank you. 480 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:39,370 Mm-hmm. 481 00:27:43,340 --> 00:27:45,630 -It's really good to see you. -You too, honey. 482 00:27:47,340 --> 00:27:51,380 So, you want to start grilling me now, or should we wait till after dinner? 483 00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:53,970 I thought I'd let you at least enjoy the bread basket first. 484 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,770 No, no, no. It's okay. Go right ahead. 485 00:27:57,180 --> 00:27:59,230 We're just a little worried, honey. 486 00:27:59,310 --> 00:28:02,020 We get e-mails from you at your office at 2:00 a.m. 487 00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:04,690 Your pay is terrible. You don't get to write anything. 488 00:28:04,770 --> 00:28:06,480 Hey, that's not fair. 489 00:28:06,860 --> 00:28:08,280 I wrote those e-mails. 490 00:28:09,530 --> 00:28:12,820 I'm just trying to understand why someone who got accepted to Stanford Law 491 00:28:12,910 --> 00:28:16,410 turns it down to be a journalist, and now you're not even doing that. 492 00:28:16,580 --> 00:28:19,910 Dad, you have to trust me. 493 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,790 Being Miranda's assistant opens a lot of doors. 494 00:28:23,540 --> 00:28:26,500 Emily is going to Paris with Miranda in a few months, 495 00:28:26,590 --> 00:28:30,260 and she's gonna meet editors and writers from every important magazine. 496 00:28:30,340 --> 00:28:32,470 And in a year, that could be me. 497 00:28:33,590 --> 00:28:35,050 -All right? -Mm-hmm. 498 00:28:35,140 --> 00:28:37,760 Dad, I swear, this is my break. 499 00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:40,230 -This is my-- my chance. -(cell phone ringing) 500 00:28:40,310 --> 00:28:42,440 This is... my boss. 501 00:28:45,150 --> 00:28:47,730 -I'm sorry, Dad. I have to take this. -Take it. Take it. 502 00:28:47,820 --> 00:28:51,700 -Hello. Miranda? -My flight has been canceled. 503 00:28:51,780 --> 00:28:54,610 It's some absurd weather problem. 504 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:57,910 I need to get home tonight. The twins have a recital tomorrow morning at school. 505 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,250 -What? -At school! 506 00:29:00,330 --> 00:29:02,410 -Absolutely. Let me see what I can do. -Oh, good. 507 00:29:02,830 --> 00:29:05,750 Hi. Um, I know this is totally last minute, 508 00:29:05,830 --> 00:29:08,630 but I was hoping that you could maybe get a flight for my boss 509 00:29:08,710 --> 00:29:10,630 from Miami to New York tonight? 510 00:29:11,010 --> 00:29:11,880 Uh-- 511 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,340 ANDY: Yeah, any kind of jet. 512 00:29:15,930 --> 00:29:17,220 -From Miami to New York. -Thank you. 513 00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:19,560 -Yup, I need it tonight. I need it-- -Ow! 514 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,770 -I thought you were going out the other-- -Sweetie! No. 515 00:29:21,850 --> 00:29:23,270 -It's over here, honey. -Tonight. 516 00:29:23,350 --> 00:29:25,940 Hi. I'm trying to get a flight tonight-- for tonight-- 517 00:29:26,020 --> 00:29:28,020 from Miami to New York. 518 00:29:28,110 --> 00:29:30,280 Yes, I know there's a hurricane. 519 00:29:31,650 --> 00:29:34,360 Nothing is flying out? What do you mean, nothing is flying out? 520 00:29:34,450 --> 00:29:35,780 It's for Miranda Priestly, and I know that 521 00:29:35,860 --> 00:29:37,950 she's a client of yours, she's flown with you before. 522 00:29:38,030 --> 00:29:42,040 Yes. Yes, hi. I need a jet tonight from Miami to New York. 523 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:46,210 -Yeah. Sorry. Hold on. -Hello? Miranda, hi. 524 00:29:46,290 --> 00:29:49,880 I'm trying to get you a flight, but no one is flying out because of the weather. 525 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,880 Please. It's just-- I don't know-- drizzling. 526 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,260 -(thunderclap) -Someone must be getting out. 527 00:29:55,340 --> 00:29:57,680 Call Donatella. Get her jet. 528 00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,220 Call everybody else that we know that has a jet. Irv? 529 00:30:00,310 --> 00:30:02,970 Call every-- This is your responsibi-- This is your job. 530 00:30:03,060 --> 00:30:05,020 Get me home. 531 00:30:05,270 --> 00:30:06,520 Oh, my God! 532 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,730 -She's going to murder me. -What does she want you to do, 533 00:30:08,810 --> 00:30:11,230 call the National Guard and have her airlifted out of there? 534 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,690 Of course not. Could I do that? 535 00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:16,320 Come on. Come on. 536 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,370 The girls' recital was absolutely wonderful. 537 00:30:20,780 --> 00:30:22,790 They played Rachmaninoff. Everyone loved it. 538 00:30:22,870 --> 00:30:25,040 Everyone except me, 539 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:29,290 because, sadly, I was not there. 540 00:30:30,090 --> 00:30:32,000 Miranda, I'm so sorry. 541 00:30:32,090 --> 00:30:33,800 Do you know why I hired you? 542 00:30:34,630 --> 00:30:36,840 I always hire the same girl-- 543 00:30:36,930 --> 00:30:40,550 stylish, slender, of course, 544 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,430 worships the magazine. 545 00:30:42,510 --> 00:30:44,310 But so often, they turn out to be-- 546 00:30:45,850 --> 00:30:48,190 I don't know-- disappointing and, um... 547 00:30:49,900 --> 00:30:51,230 ...stupid. 548 00:30:51,900 --> 00:30:56,320 So you, with that impressive resume 549 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,410 and the big speech about your so-called work ethic-- 550 00:30:59,490 --> 00:31:02,530 I, um-- I thought you would be different. 551 00:31:03,450 --> 00:31:05,330 I said to myself, go ahead. 552 00:31:06,540 --> 00:31:07,710 Take a chance. 553 00:31:07,790 --> 00:31:11,290 Hire the smart, fat girl. 554 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,050 (clears throat) I had hope. 555 00:31:15,380 --> 00:31:17,630 My God. I live on it. 556 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,430 Anyway, you ended up disappointing me more than, um-- 557 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,930 more than any of the other silly girls. 558 00:31:27,850 --> 00:31:32,270 Um, I really did everything I could think of. 559 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,110 -Uh-- -That's all. 560 00:31:44,330 --> 00:31:46,910 Excuse me! Where do you think you're going? 561 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,390 She hates me, Nigel. 562 00:32:09,180 --> 00:32:11,270 And that's my problem because-- 563 00:32:11,350 --> 00:32:13,610 Oh, wait. No, it's not my problem. 564 00:32:13,690 --> 00:32:14,980 I don't know what else I can do 565 00:32:15,070 --> 00:32:18,110 because if I do something right, it's unacknowledged. 566 00:32:18,190 --> 00:32:19,690 She doesn't even say thank you. 567 00:32:19,780 --> 00:32:24,240 But if I do something wrong, she is vicious. 568 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,950 -So quit. -What? 569 00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:31,250 -Quit. -Quit? 570 00:32:31,330 --> 00:32:33,580 I can get another girl to take your job in five minutes-- 571 00:32:33,670 --> 00:32:35,880 one who really wants it. 572 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,380 No, I don't want to quit. That's not fair. 573 00:32:38,590 --> 00:32:42,840 But, you know, I'm just saying that I would just like a little credit 574 00:32:42,930 --> 00:32:45,300 for the fact that I'm killing myself trying. 575 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,850 Andy, be serious. 576 00:32:47,930 --> 00:32:49,640 You are not trying. 577 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,520 -You are whining. -I... 578 00:32:54,650 --> 00:32:56,230 What is it that you want me to say to you, huh? 579 00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:58,230 Do you want me to say, "Poor you. 580 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:01,150 Miranda's picking on you. Poor you. Poor Andy"? 581 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,740 Hmm? Wake up, six. 582 00:33:03,820 --> 00:33:05,820 She's just doing her job. 583 00:33:06,450 --> 00:33:08,740 Don't you know that you are working at the place 584 00:33:08,830 --> 00:33:11,330 that published some of the greatest artists of the century? 585 00:33:11,410 --> 00:33:14,790 Halston, Lagerfeld, de la Renta. 586 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,920 And what they did, what they created, 587 00:33:18,380 --> 00:33:22,300 was greater than art because you live your life in it. 588 00:33:24,050 --> 00:33:26,930 Well, not you, obviously, but some people. 589 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,470 You think this is just a magazine, hmm? 590 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,640 This is not just a magazine. 591 00:33:32,730 --> 00:33:35,850 This is a shining beacon of hope for-- 592 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,270 oh, I don't know-- 593 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:42,070 let's say a young boy growing up in Rhode Island with six brothers, 594 00:33:42,150 --> 00:33:45,280 pretending to go to soccer practice when he was really going to sewing class 595 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,030 and reading Runway under the covers at night with a flashlight. 596 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,450 You have no idea how many legends have walked these halls. 597 00:33:51,540 --> 00:33:53,870 And what's worse, you don't care. 598 00:33:54,290 --> 00:33:57,880 Because this place, where so many people would die to work, 599 00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,840 you only deign to work. 600 00:34:01,130 --> 00:34:04,380 And you want to know why she doesn't kiss you on the forehead 601 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:08,430 and give you a gold star on your homework at the end of the day. 602 00:34:10,890 --> 00:34:12,350 Wake up, sweetheart. 603 00:34:15,350 --> 00:34:16,690 (sighs) 604 00:34:19,770 --> 00:34:22,230 -Okay. So I'm screwing it up. -Mmm. 605 00:34:23,150 --> 00:34:24,240 I don't want to. 606 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,110 I just wish that I knew what I could do to-- 607 00:34:32,540 --> 00:34:34,830 -(sighs) Nigel? -Hmm? 608 00:34:34,910 --> 00:34:37,170 Nigel, Nigel. 609 00:34:39,710 --> 00:34:40,630 No. 610 00:34:41,170 --> 00:34:43,300 I don't know what you expect me to do. 611 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,470 There's nothing in this whole closet that'll fit a size six. 612 00:34:46,550 --> 00:34:48,010 I can guarantee you. 613 00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:53,010 These are all sample sizes-- two and four. 614 00:34:53,810 --> 00:34:56,230 All right. We're doing this for you. 615 00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,060 -And-- -A poncho? 616 00:34:58,150 --> 00:35:00,400 You'll take what I give you and you'll like it. 617 00:35:00,810 --> 00:35:03,610 -We're doing this Dolce for you. -Hmm! 618 00:35:03,820 --> 00:35:06,900 And shoes. 619 00:35:07,070 --> 00:35:09,950 -Jimmy Choo's. -Hmm. 620 00:35:10,030 --> 00:35:12,490 -Manolo Blahnik. -Wow. 621 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,370 Nancy Gonzalez. Love that. 622 00:35:15,450 --> 00:35:18,080 Okay, Narciso Rodriguez. This we love. 623 00:35:18,620 --> 00:35:22,090 -Uh, it might fit. It might. -What? 624 00:35:22,170 --> 00:35:24,550 Okay. Now, Chanel. You're in desperate need of Chanel. 625 00:35:25,090 --> 00:35:26,670 Darling, shall we? 626 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:27,760 We have to get to the beauty department, 627 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,090 and God knows how long that's going to take. 628 00:35:30,180 --> 00:35:31,260 (groans) 629 00:35:31,340 --> 00:35:34,470 I mean, I have no idea why Miranda hired her. 630 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:35,930 Me neither. 631 00:35:36,020 --> 00:35:37,810 The other day, we were in the beauty department. 632 00:35:37,890 --> 00:35:41,270 She held up the Shu Uemura eyelash curler and said, "What is this?" 633 00:35:41,350 --> 00:35:43,650 (laughing) 634 00:35:43,730 --> 00:35:46,440 I just knew from the moment I saw her, 635 00:35:46,530 --> 00:35:49,490 she was going to be a complete and utter disas-- 636 00:35:58,290 --> 00:36:01,830 -(phone rings) -Miranda Priestly's office. 637 00:36:02,210 --> 00:36:05,340 No, actually, she's not available, but I'll leave word. 638 00:36:05,420 --> 00:36:06,840 Okay, thanks. Bye. 639 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,220 (clears throat) 640 00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:11,050 How did-- (scoffs) 641 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,850 -Are you wearing the-- -The Chanel boots? 642 00:36:14,930 --> 00:36:16,220 Yeah, I am. 643 00:36:18,350 --> 00:36:19,520 You look good. 644 00:36:20,850 --> 00:36:23,440 -Oh, God. -What? 645 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,820 -She does. -Oh, shut up, Serena. 646 00:36:30,780 --> 00:36:33,320 -See you guys tomorrow. -Good night, man. Take it easy. 647 00:36:33,410 --> 00:36:35,410 Take care of that finger, huh? 648 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:57,010 So, what do you think? 649 00:36:57,100 --> 00:37:01,100 Uh, I think we better get out of here 650 00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:03,150 before my girlfriend sees me. 651 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:08,530 ♪ Look around Everywhere you turn it's heartache ♪ 652 00:37:08,610 --> 00:37:11,820 ♪ It's everywhere that you go ♪ 653 00:37:11,900 --> 00:37:13,110 ♪ Look around ♪ 654 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:16,910 ♪ You try everything you can to escape ♪ 655 00:37:16,990 --> 00:37:19,200 -♪ The pain of life that you know ♪ -(horn honking) 656 00:37:19,290 --> 00:37:24,420 -♪ The life that you know ♪ -♪ If all else fails and you long to be ♪ 657 00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:28,000 ♪ Something better than you are today ♪ 658 00:37:29,460 --> 00:37:32,420 ♪ I know a place where you can get away ♪ 659 00:37:32,510 --> 00:37:34,680 ♪ It's called a dance floor ♪ 660 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,300 -♪ And here's what it's for ♪ -(cell phone rings) 661 00:37:37,390 --> 00:37:39,260 ♪ Come on, vogue ♪ 662 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,270 ♪ Let your body move to the music ♪ 663 00:37:43,350 --> 00:37:45,730 -♪ Move to the music ♪ -♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 664 00:37:45,810 --> 00:37:47,650 ♪ Come on, vogue ♪ 665 00:37:48,230 --> 00:37:49,820 -♪ Vogue ♪ -♪ Vogue ♪ 666 00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:52,860 -♪ Beauty's where you find it ♪ -The gowns are fabulous. 667 00:37:53,700 --> 00:37:56,200 Mm-hmm. We're gonna use the burgundy. 668 00:37:56,620 --> 00:37:57,700 ♪ Vogue ♪ 669 00:37:58,740 --> 00:38:02,540 ♪ Ooh, you've got to just ♪ 670 00:38:02,620 --> 00:38:07,130 -Gotta find-- -♪ Let your body go with the flow ♪♪ 671 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,510 So we spent a whole semester on potatoes alone. 672 00:38:11,590 --> 00:38:13,420 You take the fry and squeeze it. 673 00:38:13,510 --> 00:38:16,590 -See how firm that is? -Hey. Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late. 674 00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:20,060 There was a crisis in the accessories department. 675 00:38:20,140 --> 00:38:23,180 -I needed to find a python headband. -Python's hot right now. 676 00:38:23,810 --> 00:38:26,980 I have exciting presents for all of you. 677 00:38:27,060 --> 00:38:28,150 Are you ready? 678 00:38:30,190 --> 00:38:33,440 -What is that? -It's a Bang and Olufsen phone. 679 00:38:33,690 --> 00:38:36,150 Charlie Rose sent it to Miranda for her birthday. 680 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:39,530 I looked it up on line. It's $1,100. 681 00:38:39,620 --> 00:38:41,330 -What? -Wow! 682 00:38:41,410 --> 00:38:44,870 And I have some products. Mason Pearson hairbrushes. 683 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:47,120 -A little Clinique. -Ooh! 684 00:38:47,210 --> 00:38:50,750 -Oh, damn it. I love your job. -Oh! One more. 685 00:38:51,090 --> 00:38:52,960 -A little thing. -(gasps) 686 00:38:54,010 --> 00:38:56,840 -Do you want it? You want-- Oh. -Gimme! Gimme, gimme, gimme! 687 00:38:56,930 --> 00:39:00,300 -I think she likes it. -Oh, my God! This is the new Marc Jacobs! 688 00:39:00,510 --> 00:39:02,510 This is sold out everywhere. Where did you get this? 689 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,600 Miranda didn't want it, so-- 690 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,520 No, no, no, no, no. This bag is, like, $1,900. 691 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:11,570 -I cannot take this from you. (cackles) -Yeah, you can. 692 00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:14,280 -Why do women need so many bags? -Shut up. 693 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,320 You have one. You put all your junk in it, and that's it. You're done. 694 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,530 Fashion is not about utility. 695 00:39:19,610 --> 00:39:22,620 An accessory is merely a piece of iconography 696 00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:24,700 used to express individual identity. 697 00:39:24,790 --> 00:39:28,120 -Oh! And it's pretty. -That too. 698 00:39:28,210 --> 00:39:30,040 Yeah. But the thing is, it turns out 699 00:39:30,130 --> 00:39:31,960 there is more to Runway than just fancy purses. 700 00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:36,210 Look, here's an essay by Jay McInerney, a piece by Joan Didion. 701 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:38,930 Even an interview with Christiane Amanpour. 702 00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:41,220 Looks like someone's been drinking the Kool-Aid. 703 00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:43,810 -What are you-- -(cell phone ringing) 704 00:39:44,470 --> 00:39:45,810 I got it. It's-- 705 00:39:45,890 --> 00:39:47,430 -Yup, the Dragon Lady. -Oh, Miranda? 706 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:48,850 -Let me talk to her. -I need that. 707 00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:50,350 I'll tell her to get her own scrambled eggs. 708 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:54,020 Lily, no, no, no! Put that thing up! I was gonna answer it! 709 00:39:54,110 --> 00:39:57,490 It's gonna make-- Give me the... phone. 710 00:39:57,570 --> 00:39:58,740 (beeps) 711 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,410 -(laughs) -Hi, Miranda. 712 00:40:01,820 --> 00:40:05,240 Ooh. Shh. Absolutely. 713 00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:08,620 -Shh! -Uh-huh. I'm leaving right now. 714 00:40:09,370 --> 00:40:13,840 You know, you guys didn't have to be such assholes. 715 00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:26,260 (rings) 716 00:40:30,310 --> 00:40:32,520 (electronic music playing) 717 00:40:45,370 --> 00:40:46,910 Um, excuse me. 718 00:40:46,990 --> 00:40:48,620 I'm looking for James Holt. 719 00:40:49,660 --> 00:40:52,170 Um, that's him right there. 720 00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:54,750 -Oh. Thanks. -No problem. 721 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,130 -I put my stuff out there, -Really? 722 00:40:56,210 --> 00:40:57,880 and I pray they improve. 723 00:40:58,260 --> 00:41:00,090 -Excuse me. -Hi. 724 00:41:00,170 --> 00:41:02,930 I'm Andy. I'm picking up for Miranda Priestly. 725 00:41:03,010 --> 00:41:05,680 Oh, yes. You must be the new Emily. 726 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,890 -(chuckling) -Nice to meet you. 727 00:41:08,430 --> 00:41:09,770 Oh, let me see that bag. 728 00:41:10,060 --> 00:41:12,020 -Ah. -Very, very nice. 729 00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:15,270 Distressed, studded leather, pieced by hand, finished with a metallic fringe. 730 00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:18,650 (clicks tongue) Very nice, indeed. Who made that fantastic thing? 731 00:41:19,690 --> 00:41:20,740 You. 732 00:41:20,820 --> 00:41:22,740 Hmm. Duh. 733 00:41:23,700 --> 00:41:24,950 This way. 734 00:41:27,620 --> 00:41:29,700 Uh, here we go. 735 00:41:29,870 --> 00:41:31,660 It's a sketch of Miranda's dress for the benefit. 736 00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:33,580 Also the centerpiece of my spring collection. 737 00:41:33,670 --> 00:41:35,170 (whispers) Top secret stuff. 738 00:41:35,250 --> 00:41:37,500 -I'll guard it with my life. -Please do. 739 00:41:37,590 --> 00:41:39,380 Come on. You're working for Miranda Priestly now. 740 00:41:39,460 --> 00:41:40,960 You must be in desperate need of hard liquor. 741 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,220 Excuse us, girls. 742 00:41:46,970 --> 00:41:48,310 She'll have the punch. 743 00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:50,430 (clears throat) 744 00:41:52,230 --> 00:41:54,640 It's deadly. Have fun. 745 00:41:54,730 --> 00:41:56,900 (up-tempo music playing) 746 00:41:56,980 --> 00:42:00,030 ♪ And that you never seem to be in short supply of ♪ 747 00:42:00,110 --> 00:42:02,740 -He's right, you know. -Hmm? 748 00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:05,700 The punch. I drank it at James's last party. 749 00:42:05,780 --> 00:42:09,530 I woke up in Hoboken wearing nothing but a poncho and a cowboy hat. 750 00:42:09,620 --> 00:42:12,950 -♪ You know I've wanted you so long ♪ -Ah. Well. 751 00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,000 -Wise. -(chuckling) 752 00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,830 -Uh, hi. -Christian Thompson. 753 00:42:19,590 --> 00:42:22,050 Christian Thompson? You're kidding. 754 00:42:22,130 --> 00:42:25,800 No, you're-- You write for, like, every magazine I love. 755 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:29,300 I actually-- I reviewed your collection of essays for my college newspaper. 756 00:42:29,390 --> 00:42:31,350 Did you mention my good looks and my killer charm? 757 00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:34,850 -No, but-- -What do you do? 758 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:39,360 Oh. Well, I want to work for somewhere 759 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,020 like The New Yorker or Vanity Fair. 760 00:42:41,110 --> 00:42:42,900 -I am a writer too. -Is that right? 761 00:42:42,980 --> 00:42:44,570 -Mm-hmm. -I should read your stuff. 762 00:42:44,650 --> 00:42:46,700 -Why don't you send it over? -Yeah? 763 00:42:48,450 --> 00:42:51,740 That would be-- Thank you. That would be great. (giggling) 764 00:42:51,830 --> 00:42:55,410 But actually, right now, I'm working as Miranda Priestly's assistant. 765 00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:57,920 Oh, you're kidding. Well, that's too bad. 766 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,880 That's-- Whoa. You'll never survive Miranda. 767 00:43:03,510 --> 00:43:06,970 -Excuse me? -Well, you seem nice, smart. 768 00:43:07,050 --> 00:43:08,890 You can't do that job. 769 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,060 Gotta go. 770 00:43:13,140 --> 00:43:14,390 Okay. 771 00:43:14,470 --> 00:43:18,690 Well, it was very, very nice to meet you, Miranda girl. 772 00:43:33,450 --> 00:43:34,700 Emily? 773 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,210 Call James Holt's office. 774 00:43:45,300 --> 00:43:47,760 Tell them I want to move the preview up to today at 12:30. 775 00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:51,010 Tell everybody else. Be ready to leave in half an hour. 776 00:43:51,430 --> 00:43:55,350 But we're not expected until Tuesday. Did she say why? 777 00:43:55,430 --> 00:43:58,730 Yes. Yeah, she explained every detail of her decision making. 778 00:43:58,850 --> 00:44:01,060 And then we brushed each other's hair and gabbed about American Idol. 779 00:44:01,150 --> 00:44:02,730 I see your point. 780 00:44:02,810 --> 00:44:05,820 -ANDY: What's a preview anyway? -Good morning, Miranda. 781 00:44:06,070 --> 00:44:07,570 NIGEL: Miranda insists upon seeing 782 00:44:07,650 --> 00:44:10,450 all the designers' collections before they show them. 783 00:44:10,530 --> 00:44:12,280 -Great to see you. -Hello, James. 784 00:44:12,990 --> 00:44:15,370 -ANDY: And she tells them what she thinks? -NIGEL: In her way. 785 00:44:15,450 --> 00:44:18,960 Uh, this season really began for me with a meditation 786 00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,500 on the intersection between East and West. 787 00:44:21,580 --> 00:44:25,300 NIGEL: There's a scale. One nod is good. Two nods is very good. 788 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,760 There's only been one actual smile on record, 789 00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:29,550 and that was Tom Ford in 2001. 790 00:44:29,630 --> 00:44:30,840 An obi belt. 791 00:44:30,930 --> 00:44:32,890 NIGEL: She doesn't like it, she shakes her head. 792 00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:37,680 This is the dress that we have designed specifically and exclusively for you. 793 00:44:37,770 --> 00:44:40,480 NIGEL: Then, of course, there's the pursing of the lips. 794 00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:41,730 ANDY: Which means? 795 00:44:46,730 --> 00:44:48,530 NIGEL: Catastrophe. 796 00:44:49,690 --> 00:44:51,660 (whispers) Just, uh-- Just go. 797 00:44:52,740 --> 00:44:55,620 -I just don't understand. I'm appalled. -It's absurd. Appalled. 798 00:44:55,740 --> 00:44:57,540 -You deal with it. -I'll talk to him. 799 00:44:58,540 --> 00:45:02,290 So because she pursed her lips, he's gonna change his entire collection? 800 00:45:02,540 --> 00:45:04,380 You still don't get it, do you? 801 00:45:04,460 --> 00:45:06,920 Her opinion is the only one that matters. 802 00:45:09,510 --> 00:45:12,970 -Call my husband and confirm dinner. -At Pastis? Done. 803 00:45:13,050 --> 00:45:14,720 And I'll need a change of clothes. 804 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,470 Well, I've already messengered your outfit over to the shoot. 805 00:45:19,890 --> 00:45:23,980 Fine. And, Andrea, I would like you to deliver the Book to my home tonight. 806 00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:26,610 -Have Emily give you the key. -Mm-hmm. 807 00:45:29,030 --> 00:45:31,570 -Guard this with your life. -Of course. 808 00:45:33,700 --> 00:45:35,740 You know, if I can deliver the Book, 809 00:45:35,820 --> 00:45:37,620 that means I must have done something right. 810 00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:39,120 I'm not a psycho. 811 00:45:39,830 --> 00:45:41,580 Oh, and, you know, she called me Andrea? 812 00:45:41,660 --> 00:45:45,040 I mean, she didn't call me Emily, which is-- Isn't that great? 813 00:45:45,130 --> 00:45:47,590 Yeah, whoopee. Right. 814 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:53,880 Now, it's very important that you do exactly what I'm about to tell you. 815 00:45:53,970 --> 00:45:55,390 Oh. Okay. 816 00:45:56,010 --> 00:45:59,140 EMILY: The Book is assembled by 10:00, 10:30, 817 00:45:59,220 --> 00:46:01,600 and you must wait around for it until then. 818 00:46:02,810 --> 00:46:06,440 You will be delivering Miranda's dry cleaning with the Book. 819 00:46:08,860 --> 00:46:11,740 Now, the car will take you straight to Miranda's townhouse. 820 00:46:12,530 --> 00:46:14,320 You let yourself in. 821 00:46:16,950 --> 00:46:20,200 Andrea. You do not talk to anyone. 822 00:46:20,580 --> 00:46:22,620 Do not look at anyone. 823 00:46:22,910 --> 00:46:25,420 This is of the utmost importance. You must be invisible. 824 00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:27,960 -Do you understand? -Uh-huh. 825 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:31,460 You open the door and you walk across the foyer. 826 00:46:31,550 --> 00:46:35,970 You hang the dry cleaning in the closet across from the staircase. 827 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:43,640 Uh-- 828 00:46:43,730 --> 00:46:46,850 And you leave the Book on the table with the flowers. 829 00:46:51,230 --> 00:46:53,320 (panting) 830 00:46:54,070 --> 00:46:56,740 -Shit! -GIRL: It's that door to the left. 831 00:47:00,780 --> 00:47:01,870 Okay. 832 00:47:09,790 --> 00:47:11,170 (whispers) Thank you. 833 00:47:13,170 --> 00:47:17,130 -You can give the Book to us. -Shh. Which-- Which table? 834 00:47:17,220 --> 00:47:19,720 -It's okay. Come on up. -No, I can't. I can't. 835 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,050 -What? It's okay. -Come on. 836 00:47:21,140 --> 00:47:23,390 -Yeah, come on. It's okay. -Please stop talking. 837 00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:28,230 Or you can bring the Book upstairs. Emily does it all the time. 838 00:47:28,310 --> 00:47:32,360 She does? Right. She does, all the time. 839 00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,440 Yeah? Okay. 840 00:47:38,110 --> 00:47:40,070 (giggling) 841 00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:45,370 MIRANDA: What did you expect me to do, walk out in the middle of a cover shoot? 842 00:47:45,450 --> 00:47:47,370 MAN: I rushed out of an investment committee meeting, 843 00:47:47,460 --> 00:47:49,370 and I sat there waiting for you for almost an hour. 844 00:47:49,460 --> 00:47:51,170 I told you the cell phones didn't work. 845 00:47:51,250 --> 00:47:52,630 Nobody could get a signal out. 846 00:47:52,710 --> 00:47:54,960 MAN: I knew what everyone in that restaurant was thinking-- 847 00:47:55,050 --> 00:47:57,300 there he is, waiting for her again. 848 00:48:22,820 --> 00:48:24,990 -Okay, okay! Okay, okay. -Oh, no. Shh! 849 00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,290 It really wasn't that big a deal. I promise. 850 00:48:27,370 --> 00:48:29,330 The twins said hello, so I said hello back. 851 00:48:29,410 --> 00:48:31,630 Then I went up the stairs to give her the Book and-- 852 00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,040 You went upstairs? You went upstairs. 853 00:48:34,130 --> 00:48:35,590 Oh, my God. Why didn't you just 854 00:48:35,670 --> 00:48:37,840 climb into bed with her and ask for a bedtime story? 855 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,720 Okay, I made a mistake. I know. 856 00:48:41,090 --> 00:48:42,800 Andrea, you don't understand. 857 00:48:42,890 --> 00:48:45,680 If you get fired, that might jeopardize Paris for me. 858 00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:47,810 If that happens, I will search every Blimpie's 859 00:48:47,890 --> 00:48:49,810 in the tristate area until I track you down. 860 00:48:49,890 --> 00:48:51,140 She's gonna fire me? 861 00:48:52,020 --> 00:48:54,940 I don't know. She's not happy. 862 00:48:55,020 --> 00:48:56,610 MIRANDA: Andrea? 863 00:48:59,190 --> 00:49:00,110 (snaps fingers) 864 00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:09,660 Miranda, about last night, I-- 865 00:49:09,750 --> 00:49:12,330 I need the new Harry Potter book for the twins. 866 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,840 Okay. Okay. I'll go down to Barnes and Noble right now. 867 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,960 Did you fall down and smack your little head on the pavement? 868 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,010 Not that I can recall. 869 00:49:23,090 --> 00:49:24,890 We have all the published Harry Potter books. 870 00:49:24,970 --> 00:49:26,600 The twins want to know what happens next. 871 00:49:28,770 --> 00:49:30,930 You want the unpublished manuscript? 872 00:49:31,020 --> 00:49:34,730 We know everyone in publishing. It shouldn't be a problem, should it? 873 00:49:34,810 --> 00:49:37,270 And you can do anything, right? 874 00:49:41,190 --> 00:49:42,700 (cell phone rings) 875 00:49:44,660 --> 00:49:47,700 Yes, Bobbsey. I know, baby. 876 00:49:47,780 --> 00:49:50,370 Mommy's working very hard to get it for you. 877 00:49:50,450 --> 00:49:51,540 She doesn't get it. 878 00:49:51,620 --> 00:49:54,420 You know, I could call frickin' J.K. Rowling herself. 879 00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:56,290 I'm not gonna get a copy of that book. 880 00:49:56,380 --> 00:49:58,590 My girls are leaving on the train for their grandmother's at 4:00, 881 00:49:58,670 --> 00:50:01,170 so the book better be here no later than 3:00. 882 00:50:01,420 --> 00:50:02,550 Of course! 883 00:50:02,630 --> 00:50:05,930 And I would like my steak here in 15 minutes. 884 00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:08,600 No problem! (panting) 885 00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:12,060 Okay. I have four hours to get the impossible manuscript. 886 00:50:12,770 --> 00:50:14,690 Smith and Wollensky's doesn't open until 11:30. 887 00:50:15,310 --> 00:50:16,480 How am I gonna get the steak? 888 00:50:17,310 --> 00:50:20,480 Okay. I will be back in 15 minutes. 889 00:50:20,570 --> 00:50:22,530 -Wish me luck! -No. Shan't. 890 00:50:22,610 --> 00:50:26,450 Yes, yes, yes, yes. I've been on hold. Well, it's for Miranda Priestly. 891 00:50:26,530 --> 00:50:28,160 It's very important. 892 00:50:28,580 --> 00:50:30,950 Yes, I know it's impossible to get, 893 00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:34,540 but, well, I was wondering if you could make the impossible possible, 894 00:50:34,620 --> 00:50:36,710 if that's at all possible. (laughing) 895 00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:39,500 Yes, I'm calling about the Harry Potter manuscript. 896 00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:43,220 Uh, no. Unpublished. 897 00:50:43,470 --> 00:50:44,800 Not a chance? 898 00:50:45,590 --> 00:50:47,470 Tell her that it's for Miranda Priestly. 899 00:50:47,550 --> 00:50:49,180 'Cause I think it makes a difference. 900 00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:56,650 Let me call you back. 901 00:50:56,730 --> 00:50:59,900 Hi, you probably don't remember me. We met at James Holt's party. 902 00:50:59,980 --> 00:51:01,780 I'm Miranda Priestly's assistant. 903 00:51:01,860 --> 00:51:04,950 The Harry Potter manuscript? Oh, you're kidding. 904 00:51:05,030 --> 00:51:08,570 Uh, sorry to ask, but I'm desperate. 905 00:51:08,660 --> 00:51:11,910 Just tell her it can't be done. You'll have to come up with a Plan "B." 906 00:51:11,990 --> 00:51:14,540 Well, this is Miranda Priestly we're talking about. 907 00:51:14,620 --> 00:51:16,540 There is no Plan "B." There's only Plan "A." 908 00:51:17,750 --> 00:51:19,840 Is she back? Am I fired? 909 00:51:20,090 --> 00:51:22,960 I rarely say this to people who aren't me, 910 00:51:23,510 --> 00:51:25,720 but you have got to calm down. 911 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:27,260 Bloody hell! 912 00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:34,770 Coat, bag. 913 00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,060 What's that? Oh, I don't want that. 914 00:51:40,150 --> 00:51:42,270 I'm having lunch with Irv. I'll be back at 3:00. 915 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,780 I'd like my Starbucks waiting. 916 00:51:45,530 --> 00:51:49,660 Oh, and if you don't have that Harry Potter book by then, 917 00:51:50,030 --> 00:51:52,080 don't even bother coming back. 918 00:52:03,250 --> 00:52:05,170 (phone rings) 919 00:52:05,260 --> 00:52:06,510 Hello. 920 00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:10,010 Quit? Are you sure? 921 00:52:10,090 --> 00:52:12,180 I failed. She's gonna fire me anyway. 922 00:52:12,260 --> 00:52:14,640 -I might as well beat her to the punch. -Wow. 923 00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:18,560 Andy, good for you. Congratulations. You're free. 924 00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,610 -Yeah. Well, listen, I'll call you later. -Okay. 925 00:52:21,690 --> 00:52:24,360 -(line clicks, phone rings) -Hello. 926 00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,440 I'm brilliant. No, really. 927 00:52:26,530 --> 00:52:29,360 Monuments should be erected in my honor. 928 00:52:29,610 --> 00:52:31,490 -You didn't. -Oh, yes. 929 00:52:31,570 --> 00:52:33,200 A friend of a friend does the cover art, 930 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,370 and she happens to have the manuscript. 931 00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:41,420 Oh, no, 'cause that would mean that I actually did something right. 932 00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:44,210 (chuckles) It's just-- Ugh! 933 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:46,920 The thing is, Christian, I was just-- 934 00:52:47,010 --> 00:52:48,670 Look, you want this thing, you better hurry. 935 00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:50,470 I'll meet you at the St. Regis. 936 00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:01,020 -Excuse me. -(horn honks) 937 00:53:11,910 --> 00:53:13,280 Welcome to the St. Regis. 938 00:53:13,370 --> 00:53:14,740 -May I assist you with anything? -Oh. Yes. 939 00:53:14,830 --> 00:53:16,910 Uh, I'm meeting someone at the King Cole Bar. 940 00:53:16,990 --> 00:53:17,990 Right this way. 941 00:53:20,710 --> 00:53:21,540 Hi. 942 00:53:22,330 --> 00:53:24,420 -You have one hour. -Thank you. 943 00:53:34,970 --> 00:53:36,220 One copy. 944 00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:39,640 What are my twins gonna do with that? Share? 945 00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:42,480 Oh, no, I made two copies... and had them covered, 946 00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:45,020 reset and bound so that they wouldn't look like manuscripts. 947 00:53:45,110 --> 00:53:48,480 This is an extra copy to have on file. You know, just in case. 948 00:53:49,150 --> 00:53:52,150 Well, where are these fabulous copies? I don't see them anywhere. 949 00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:54,070 (whistle blows) 950 00:53:55,070 --> 00:53:58,290 ANDY: They're with the twins, on the train on the way to Grandma's. 951 00:54:00,580 --> 00:54:02,660 Is there anything else I can do for you? 952 00:54:04,460 --> 00:54:08,000 Mm-mm. That's all. 953 00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:09,840 Okay. 954 00:54:22,810 --> 00:54:24,940 (door opens) 955 00:54:25,190 --> 00:54:28,480 -Hey. -Hey. I went to Dean and Deluca. 956 00:54:28,650 --> 00:54:31,570 Man, they charge, like, five dollars a strawberry there. 957 00:54:31,650 --> 00:54:35,280 But I figure since you quit your job, 958 00:54:35,740 --> 00:54:37,410 we should celebrate. 959 00:54:37,490 --> 00:54:40,240 -Listen, Nate. -Wait a minute. 960 00:54:40,330 --> 00:54:43,580 You quit your job, but you're still working on the twins' science project? 961 00:54:46,460 --> 00:54:48,000 Well, that's big of you. 962 00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:53,340 Okay, after we talked, I realized it doesn't make sense 963 00:54:53,420 --> 00:54:56,840 throwing away all those months of hard work. 964 00:54:56,930 --> 00:54:59,430 I just had a moment of weakness, that's all. 965 00:54:59,510 --> 00:55:02,810 Yeah, well, either that, or your job sucks and your boss is a wacko. 966 00:55:05,810 --> 00:55:07,150 All right. 967 00:55:07,850 --> 00:55:09,730 Whatever. It's your job. 968 00:55:12,650 --> 00:55:13,860 Nate. 969 00:55:15,030 --> 00:55:16,490 Come on. 970 00:55:17,110 --> 00:55:19,240 I'm still the same person I was. 971 00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:21,280 I still want the same things. 972 00:55:22,330 --> 00:55:23,410 -Okay? -Mm-hmm. 973 00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:27,080 I promise. Same Andy, better clothes. 974 00:55:27,170 --> 00:55:29,710 -(giggles) -I like the old clothes. 975 00:55:31,590 --> 00:55:32,880 Really? 976 00:55:34,460 --> 00:55:36,630 Well, what about these necklaces? Do you like them? 977 00:55:38,180 --> 00:55:42,180 No? And this dress, it's new. 978 00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:44,720 Eh. 979 00:55:45,770 --> 00:55:48,270 Well, there is one other thing that's new 980 00:55:48,350 --> 00:55:50,560 that I thought you might like. 981 00:55:50,650 --> 00:55:54,110 But, uh-- What about this? 982 00:55:54,190 --> 00:55:55,990 (up-tempo music playing) 983 00:55:56,070 --> 00:55:57,780 You don't like it. I should better do-- 984 00:55:57,860 --> 00:55:59,740 No, no, no, no. 985 00:55:59,820 --> 00:56:02,530 ♪ But we're never gonna survive ♪ 986 00:56:02,620 --> 00:56:07,080 ♪ Unless we get a little crazy ♪ 987 00:56:09,170 --> 00:56:11,750 ♪ No, we're never gonna survive ♪ 988 00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:18,840 ♪ Unless we are a little crazy ♪ 989 00:56:18,930 --> 00:56:21,180 Is this number two look? This is number two? 990 00:56:22,180 --> 00:56:24,060 -Hi. -Hi. All right. 991 00:56:24,140 --> 00:56:25,560 Turn around for me, darling. 992 00:56:25,970 --> 00:56:30,190 Oh, I get it. I get it. I get it. The piece is called "Urban Jungle," right? 993 00:56:30,270 --> 00:56:34,570 Yes, the modern woman unleashes the animal within to take on the big city. 994 00:56:34,650 --> 00:56:36,440 (growls) Good. Go. 995 00:56:37,610 --> 00:56:40,990 (sighs) Sometimes I can't believe I talk about this crap all day. 996 00:56:41,070 --> 00:56:43,530 -Bobby, come here. Let me see. -Oh, thank you. 997 00:56:43,620 --> 00:56:45,490 Make sure Miranda gets these as soon as possible. 998 00:56:45,580 --> 00:56:47,950 And tell her I switched in the Dior for the Rocha. 999 00:56:48,750 --> 00:56:52,960 -Oh, great. Can't wait. -Excuse me. 1000 00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:55,380 -Can we adjust the attitude? -I'm sorry. 1001 00:56:55,460 --> 00:56:57,210 Don't make me feed you to one of the models. 1002 00:56:57,300 --> 00:56:59,800 I'm sorry. It's a busy day. 1003 00:57:00,470 --> 00:57:02,970 My personal life is hanging by a thread, that's all. 1004 00:57:03,050 --> 00:57:06,390 Join the club. That's what happens when you start doing well at work, darling. 1005 00:57:07,430 --> 00:57:09,560 Let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke. 1006 00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:11,810 That means it's time for a promotion. 1007 00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:22,320 No. All right, February, back of the issue. 1008 00:57:22,410 --> 00:57:24,990 Did anybody speak with Salma's people yet? 1009 00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,830 Yes, but she'd rather do a summer cover because she has a movie coming out. 1010 00:57:27,910 --> 00:57:32,120 No. Also, I'm pulling the Toobin piece on the Supreme Court women-- 1011 00:57:32,210 --> 00:57:33,880 (inhales) woman. 1012 00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:35,920 And I need to see a new draft on that piece 1013 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,880 about shopping for a plastic surgeon-- It's dull. 1014 00:57:39,670 --> 00:57:43,010 And this layout for the Winter Wonderland spread. 1015 00:57:43,590 --> 00:57:45,510 Not wonderful yet. 1016 00:57:46,050 --> 00:57:47,890 Oh, okay. I-I'll look at it. 1017 00:57:47,970 --> 00:57:49,980 What about Testino? Where are we on that? 1018 00:57:50,060 --> 00:57:52,230 Zac Posen's doing some very sculptural suits. 1019 00:57:52,310 --> 00:57:55,730 So I suggested that, uh, Testino shoot them at the Noguchi Garden. 1020 00:57:56,190 --> 00:57:57,520 Perfect. 1021 00:57:57,690 --> 00:57:59,900 Thank God somebody came to work today. 1022 00:58:00,070 --> 00:58:02,150 What about accessories for April? 1023 00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:06,740 One thought I had was enamel. Um, bangles, pendants, earrings. 1024 00:58:06,830 --> 00:58:08,950 No. We did that two years ago. What else? 1025 00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:12,370 Um, well, they're showing a lot of florals right now, so I was thinking-- 1026 00:58:12,460 --> 00:58:16,790 Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking. 1027 00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:18,630 But we thought about shooting them in an industrial space. 1028 00:58:18,710 --> 00:58:21,760 We thought the contrast between the femininity of the florals 1029 00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:23,550 and the more raw, rough-hewn background 1030 00:58:23,630 --> 00:58:25,260 would create this wonderful tension between-- 1031 00:58:25,340 --> 00:58:28,050 -No. -Which? 1032 00:58:28,140 --> 00:58:31,020 -(Emily coughing) -No. 1033 00:58:33,270 --> 00:58:36,610 (coughing continues) 1034 00:58:36,690 --> 00:58:39,650 Does anybody else have anything I can possibly use? 1035 00:58:40,730 --> 00:58:43,570 Antibacterial wipes perhaps? 1036 00:58:45,110 --> 00:58:46,360 (groans) 1037 00:58:46,660 --> 00:58:48,030 (keyboard typing) 1038 00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:51,870 -How's the cold doing? -Like death warmed up, actually. 1039 00:58:51,950 --> 00:58:55,620 (sniffles) Oh, God. It's the benefit tonight. 1040 00:58:55,710 --> 00:58:57,460 I've been looking forward to it for months. 1041 00:58:57,540 --> 00:58:58,790 I refuse to be sick. 1042 00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:01,170 I'm wearing Valentino, for crying out loud. 1043 00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:05,970 Right. Well, everybody will be leaving soon to get ready, 1044 00:59:06,050 --> 00:59:10,600 so I suggest you go and drop Miranda's Fendi bag off at the showroom, 1045 00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:12,140 and then I suppose you can just go home. 1046 00:59:12,220 --> 00:59:17,480 Yeah? Oh, well, that is great. Perfect actually. 1047 00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:19,610 I need to get to Magnolia Bakery before it closes. 1048 00:59:19,690 --> 00:59:21,070 It's Nate's birthday tonight. 1049 00:59:21,150 --> 00:59:23,610 So we're, uh, having a little party for him. 1050 00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:26,860 Yeah, I'm hearing this, and I wanna hear this. 1051 00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:29,570 Bye. 1052 00:59:31,580 --> 00:59:35,040 I love my job. I love my job. I love my job. 1053 00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:38,040 (chattering) 1054 00:59:40,130 --> 00:59:41,960 (cell phone rings) 1055 00:59:43,300 --> 00:59:44,670 Hello? 1056 00:59:49,180 --> 00:59:51,720 Before the benefit tonight, I need to make sure 1057 00:59:51,810 --> 00:59:54,560 that you're both fully prepped on the guest list. 1058 00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:59,270 But I thought that only the first assistant went to the benefit. 1059 00:59:59,350 --> 01:00:02,480 Only when the first assistant hasn't decided to become 1060 01:00:02,570 --> 01:00:05,490 an incubus of viral plague. 1061 01:00:06,700 --> 01:00:08,200 You'll come and help Emily. 1062 01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:11,370 That's all. 1063 01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:16,710 Right. These are all of the guests. Miranda invites everyone. 1064 01:00:16,790 --> 01:00:20,460 We have to make sure that they all think she knows exactly who they are. 1065 01:00:20,540 --> 01:00:22,710 And I've been studying for weeks. 1066 01:00:22,790 --> 01:00:24,590 I have to learn all these by tonight? 1067 01:00:24,670 --> 01:00:27,050 No, don't be silly, Andrea. These too. 1068 01:00:27,970 --> 01:00:30,010 Look, you better just start without me, okay? 1069 01:00:30,090 --> 01:00:32,970 -I'll get there as soon as I can. -Andy, come on, it's his birth-- 1070 01:00:33,930 --> 01:00:36,180 Okay, but hurry. 1071 01:00:36,270 --> 01:00:38,480 Oh, please, believe me, I will. This is the last thing that I wanna-- 1072 01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:40,400 Ooh, I love that. 1073 01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:42,940 Uh, I'll call you the second I'm leaving, okay? 1074 01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:45,480 -Will that fit me? -Oh, yeah. 1075 01:00:45,570 --> 01:00:48,360 A little Crisco and some fishing line, and we're in business. 1076 01:00:48,450 --> 01:00:49,990 (sarcastic chuckle) 1077 01:00:50,070 --> 01:00:52,240 (electronic dance music playing) 1078 01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:17,770 Well, nothing really. I mean, this is-- 1079 01:01:17,850 --> 01:01:21,390 I mean, really, this is the social event of the season. 1080 01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:29,190 ♪ I'm too near to make it clear ♪ 1081 01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:32,610 ♪ Emotional suicide ♪ 1082 01:01:33,950 --> 01:01:36,620 ♪ Is this love I'm thinking of ♪ 1083 01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:40,710 -Oh, oh, my God. Andy, you look so chic. -♪ I know that ♪ 1084 01:01:40,790 --> 01:01:44,460 Oh, thanks, Em. You look so thin. 1085 01:01:44,540 --> 01:01:46,380 -Do I? -Yeah. 1086 01:01:46,460 --> 01:01:48,550 Oh, it's for Paris. I'm on this new diet. 1087 01:01:48,630 --> 01:01:50,800 It's very effective. Well, I don't eat anything. 1088 01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:53,970 And then when I feel like I'm about to faint, I eat a cube of cheese. 1089 01:01:54,340 --> 01:01:55,930 -Well, it's definitely working. -I know. 1090 01:01:56,010 --> 01:01:58,600 I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. 1091 01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:01,850 -(electronic dance music playing) -♪ Look at us, we're beautiful ♪ 1092 01:02:01,940 --> 01:02:04,810 ♪ All the people push and pull but ♪ 1093 01:02:05,020 --> 01:02:07,440 ♪ Let's just go out and ride ♪ 1094 01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:10,780 ♪ Talk about the things we try ♪ 1095 01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:19,490 That's John Folger, the new artistic director of the Chelsea Rep. 1096 01:02:19,580 --> 01:02:22,120 -John, thanks for coming. -Hey, there. 1097 01:02:22,210 --> 01:02:23,960 JOHN: Oh, thank you. It's always nice seeing you. 1098 01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:28,170 -Stop fidgeting. -I'm sorry. I'm so late. 1099 01:02:28,250 --> 01:02:30,380 Just deal with it. You have to be here. 1100 01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:37,850 Emily, come here. 1101 01:02:37,930 --> 01:02:40,810 Isn't that Jacqueline Follet from French Runway? 1102 01:02:40,890 --> 01:02:42,980 Oh, my God, and Miranda hates her. 1103 01:02:43,060 --> 01:02:44,940 She was supposed to arrive after Miranda left. 1104 01:02:45,020 --> 01:02:46,730 -I didn't-- Oh. -Yeah. 1105 01:02:46,810 --> 01:02:51,490 -Miranda, fabulous event as always. -You brought Jacqueline. 1106 01:02:51,570 --> 01:02:54,280 -Surprise. -Quelle surprise. 1107 01:02:56,450 --> 01:02:58,240 Oh, wonderful. 1108 01:02:58,330 --> 01:03:00,790 We're so happy you were able to come to our little gathering. 1109 01:03:00,870 --> 01:03:04,710 Of course. I plan my whole year around this. 1110 01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:09,710 Well, we're so grateful that you do. 1111 01:03:11,050 --> 01:03:14,170 -Ciao. -Have you gotten my note? 1112 01:03:14,260 --> 01:03:16,430 Yes, I did. We'll discuss it on Wednesday. 1113 01:03:16,510 --> 01:03:20,010 -Yes, I agree. No business tonight. -Not tonight. 1114 01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:22,220 -Enjoy. -(sniffles) 1115 01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:23,680 Em. 1116 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:26,190 Oh, thanks. Thanks. 1117 01:03:30,820 --> 01:03:33,530 Oh, um-- Oh, my God. 1118 01:03:33,610 --> 01:03:35,530 I just can't remember what his name is. 1119 01:03:35,610 --> 01:03:37,160 I just saw his name this morning on the list. 1120 01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:40,620 It's-- Oh, I know this. It's something to do with-- 1121 01:03:40,700 --> 01:03:45,870 Wait, he was-- he was part of the-- Oh, God, I know this. Um-- 1122 01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:47,540 It's Ambassador Franklin, 1123 01:03:47,620 --> 01:03:50,670 and that's the woman that he left his wife for, Rebecca. 1124 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:56,420 -Rebecca. Ambassador. -Miranda. 1125 01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:58,680 -You look fabulous. -Oh, very kind. 1126 01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:01,300 -Thank you. -(chattering continues) 1127 01:04:10,110 --> 01:04:11,940 -Look at you. -Hello. 1128 01:04:12,020 --> 01:04:14,070 You're-- You're a vision. 1129 01:04:14,150 --> 01:04:16,950 -Oh. (scoffs) -Thank God I saved your job. 1130 01:04:17,030 --> 01:04:18,360 (stammers, chuckles) 1131 01:04:18,450 --> 01:04:21,780 You know, I figured out a few things on my own too. 1132 01:04:21,870 --> 01:04:24,370 Turns out, I'm not as nice as you thought. 1133 01:04:24,450 --> 01:04:25,790 I hope not. 1134 01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:29,080 Well, if it weren't for the stupid boyfriend, 1135 01:04:29,170 --> 01:04:31,250 I'd have to whisk you away right here and now. 1136 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:36,720 Do you actually say things like that to people? 1137 01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:39,840 -Evidently. -(giggles) Well, I gotta go. 1138 01:04:40,470 --> 01:04:43,260 Are you sure? 'Cause my editor for New York Magazine is inside, 1139 01:04:43,350 --> 01:04:45,560 and, you know, I could introduce you two. 1140 01:04:46,850 --> 01:04:48,890 You sent over your stuff for me to look at? Remember? 1141 01:04:48,980 --> 01:04:50,190 Yeah. 1142 01:04:50,270 --> 01:04:51,730 All right, I gotta admit, I only read a couple. 1143 01:04:51,810 --> 01:04:54,690 -It was a very large packet you sent. -(laughing) 1144 01:04:54,770 --> 01:04:56,990 -Yeah. -But what I did read wasn't half bad. 1145 01:04:57,070 --> 01:04:59,570 And, you know, I think-- I think you have a talent, Andy. 1146 01:05:00,410 --> 01:05:01,820 He should meet you. 1147 01:05:01,910 --> 01:05:03,580 Why don't you come in? Just for one drink. 1148 01:05:03,660 --> 01:05:07,080 Um, okay, yeah. I guess I could for one-- 1149 01:05:08,870 --> 01:05:12,170 No, I can't. I'm sorry, but I have to go. 1150 01:05:12,250 --> 01:05:14,960 All right. Give my best to the boyfriend. 1151 01:05:23,010 --> 01:05:25,310 Roy, I'm sorry. Can you go any faster? 1152 01:05:25,390 --> 01:05:27,470 I'm sure Nate will understand. 1153 01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:31,600 Yeah. 1154 01:05:32,350 --> 01:05:35,190 (TV, indistinct) 1155 01:05:35,690 --> 01:05:37,030 Hey. 1156 01:05:52,790 --> 01:05:54,210 Happy birthday. 1157 01:05:58,550 --> 01:06:00,220 Nate, I'm so sorry. 1158 01:06:01,470 --> 01:06:05,260 I kept trying to leave, but there was a lot going on. 1159 01:06:05,350 --> 01:06:07,810 And, you know, I didn't have a choice. 1160 01:06:07,890 --> 01:06:09,640 Don't worry about it. 1161 01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:12,440 (grunts) I'm gonna go to bed. 1162 01:06:14,770 --> 01:06:16,400 Can we at least talk about this? 1163 01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:26,780 You look really pretty. 1164 01:07:09,030 --> 01:07:10,330 MIRANDA: Andrea? 1165 01:07:23,130 --> 01:07:25,840 -Do you have the Book? -Oh. Uh-- 1166 01:07:28,890 --> 01:07:30,010 Mm. 1167 01:07:31,810 --> 01:07:35,230 Paris is the most important week of my entire year. 1168 01:07:35,310 --> 01:07:37,650 I need the best possible team with me. 1169 01:07:39,860 --> 01:07:42,190 That no longer includes Emily. 1170 01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:46,110 Wait. You want me to-- 1171 01:07:47,410 --> 01:07:50,740 (stammering) No, Miranda. 1172 01:07:50,830 --> 01:07:53,200 (exhales) Emily would die. 1173 01:07:53,290 --> 01:07:56,000 Her whole life is about Paris. 1174 01:07:56,080 --> 01:08:01,040 She hasn't eaten in weeks. I-I can't... do that. 1175 01:08:01,130 --> 01:08:03,210 Miranda, I can't. 1176 01:08:03,630 --> 01:08:05,630 If you don't go, I'll assume you're not serious 1177 01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:09,090 about your future at Runway or... 1178 01:08:09,180 --> 01:08:10,680 any other publication. 1179 01:08:16,810 --> 01:08:18,310 The decision's yours. 1180 01:08:21,020 --> 01:08:22,270 That's all. 1181 01:08:30,700 --> 01:08:34,200 (down-tempo music playing) 1182 01:08:34,290 --> 01:08:38,460 ♪ Fill these spaces up with days ♪ 1183 01:08:41,130 --> 01:08:43,090 ♪ In my room ♪ 1184 01:08:43,710 --> 01:08:47,420 ♪ You can go you can stay ♪ 1185 01:08:47,510 --> 01:08:49,890 (laughing) 1186 01:08:49,970 --> 01:08:53,010 ♪ I can't sleep ♪ 1187 01:08:54,430 --> 01:08:59,100 ♪ I can't speak to you ♪ 1188 01:08:59,190 --> 01:09:02,360 ♪ I can't sleep ♪ 1189 01:09:11,070 --> 01:09:15,040 ♪ Now these years locked in my drawer ♪ 1190 01:09:17,750 --> 01:09:20,040 ♪ I'll open to see ♪ 1191 01:09:22,170 --> 01:09:25,340 -♪ Just to be sure ♪ -Hey, Andy. 1192 01:09:26,050 --> 01:09:28,260 -Hey. -You coming to bed anytime soon? 1193 01:09:28,340 --> 01:09:30,380 Uh, yeah. Five minutes, okay? 1194 01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:36,060 ♪ I can't speak to you ♪ 1195 01:09:36,140 --> 01:09:39,520 ♪ I can't sleep ♪ 1196 01:09:40,890 --> 01:09:42,650 (sighs) 1197 01:09:53,030 --> 01:09:55,450 (fax printing) 1198 01:10:05,340 --> 01:10:06,800 (clears throat) 1199 01:10:26,690 --> 01:10:28,940 Andrea, don't forget to tell Emily. 1200 01:10:31,190 --> 01:10:32,490 Do it now. 1201 01:10:42,330 --> 01:10:44,670 -(line ringing) -Don't pick up. 1202 01:10:45,580 --> 01:10:46,670 Don't pick up. 1203 01:10:46,750 --> 01:10:48,420 -Don't pick up. Don't pick-- -Hi. 1204 01:10:48,500 --> 01:10:50,260 -Emily. -Hi, hi. Sorry I'm late. 1205 01:10:50,340 --> 01:10:52,880 It's just Miranda wanted some scarves from Hermès. 1206 01:10:52,970 --> 01:10:55,640 And she did tell me yesterday, but I forgot like an idiot. 1207 01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:57,510 And so I freaked out, of course. 1208 01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:00,100 Emily, Emily, I-I need to talk to you. 1209 01:11:00,180 --> 01:11:03,560 I called Martine at home, and she opened the shop early. Whoa! I'm sorry. 1210 01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:06,520 She opened the shop early for me, so I got them, which is great. 1211 01:11:06,610 --> 01:11:09,940 Okay. Um, Emily, wh-when you come in, 1212 01:11:10,030 --> 01:11:12,070 there's something I have to talk to you about. 1213 01:11:12,150 --> 01:11:14,030 Well, I hope it's not another Miranda problem. 1214 01:11:14,110 --> 01:11:15,280 Not exactly. 1215 01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:18,910 Well, good, because I've got so much to deal with before I go. I swear to God-- 1216 01:11:18,990 --> 01:11:21,540 -(gasps) -(horn honks) 1217 01:11:21,620 --> 01:11:25,830 -(people exclaiming) -WOMAN: Oh, my God! 1218 01:11:26,170 --> 01:11:27,540 Emily? 1219 01:11:27,830 --> 01:11:30,550 (woman on P.A., indistinct) 1220 01:11:30,630 --> 01:11:32,420 (elevator bell dings) 1221 01:11:36,970 --> 01:11:40,930 I don't care if she was gonna fire you or beat you with a red-hot poker! 1222 01:11:41,010 --> 01:11:42,640 You should have said no. 1223 01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:44,730 Emily, I didn't have a choice. 1224 01:11:45,060 --> 01:11:46,810 -Oh. Please. -You know how she is. 1225 01:11:46,900 --> 01:11:49,360 -That is a pathetic excuse. -(door opens) 1226 01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:54,610 Thanks. 1227 01:11:56,150 --> 01:12:00,780 Do you know what really just... gets me about this whole thing, 1228 01:12:00,870 --> 01:12:05,160 is that, you know, you're the one who said you don't really care about this stuff. 1229 01:12:05,250 --> 01:12:08,960 And you don't really care about fashion. You just wanna be a journalist. 1230 01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:11,000 What a pile of bollocks! 1231 01:12:11,090 --> 01:12:13,260 Emily, I know you're mad. I don't blame you. 1232 01:12:13,340 --> 01:12:15,380 Face it, Andy, you sold your soul 1233 01:12:15,470 --> 01:12:17,550 the day you put on that first pair of Jimmy Choo's. 1234 01:12:17,630 --> 01:12:22,350 I saw it. And you know what really just kills me about this whole thing, 1235 01:12:22,430 --> 01:12:24,470 is the clothes that you're gonna get. 1236 01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:27,390 I mean, you don't deserve them. 1237 01:12:27,480 --> 01:12:30,310 You eat carbs, for Christ's sake. 1238 01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:33,440 God, it's so unfair! 1239 01:12:34,820 --> 01:12:36,780 -Emily. -Just go. 1240 01:12:43,370 --> 01:12:45,370 -Emily, I-- -I said go! 1241 01:12:49,790 --> 01:12:51,000 (sighs) 1242 01:12:51,500 --> 01:12:53,210 DOUG: You are going to Paris for the couture shows? 1243 01:12:53,300 --> 01:12:54,340 ANDY: Mm-hmm. 1244 01:12:54,420 --> 01:12:55,800 That's the coolest fashion event of the year. 1245 01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:56,920 Mm-hmm. 1246 01:12:57,010 --> 01:12:59,380 -Who are you going to see, Galliano? -Yeah. 1247 01:12:59,470 --> 01:13:02,050 -And Lagerfeld and Nicholas Ghesquiere. -Yep. 1248 01:13:02,140 --> 01:13:04,850 -Yes. Okay, now you're scaring me. -(chuckles) 1249 01:13:04,930 --> 01:13:07,430 -Hey. -Hey. 1250 01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:09,810 This show is amazing. 1251 01:13:09,900 --> 01:13:12,440 -I am so proud of you. -LILY: Thank you. 1252 01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:15,110 Okay, start with the photos in the back and work your way forward. 1253 01:13:15,190 --> 01:13:17,900 That is the way I designed it. It is brilliant. You will love it. 1254 01:13:17,990 --> 01:13:19,570 -Of course. -And you, 1255 01:13:19,650 --> 01:13:21,320 I have somebody I want you to meet, okay? 1256 01:13:21,410 --> 01:13:23,490 -Ooh, art and sex. -Lead the way. 1257 01:13:23,580 --> 01:13:25,330 -See you later. -Okay. 1258 01:13:26,950 --> 01:13:29,040 (down-tempo music playing) 1259 01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:34,290 ♪ I've no regrets ♪ 1260 01:13:34,710 --> 01:13:38,510 ♪ Every single work I find ♪ 1261 01:13:40,510 --> 01:13:43,350 ♪ Don't hold our breath ♪ 1262 01:13:43,930 --> 01:13:48,020 -♪ Wait for another sign ♪ -Hey. Hey, Miranda girl. 1263 01:13:50,100 --> 01:13:53,770 -Hi. -I was just thinking about you. 1264 01:13:53,860 --> 01:13:55,440 Oh, come on. 1265 01:13:55,900 --> 01:13:57,480 -It's true. -No. 1266 01:13:57,570 --> 01:14:02,490 I'm profiling Gaultier for Interview and, uh, making my Paris plans. 1267 01:14:02,570 --> 01:14:06,870 I found myself wondering if, uh, you were gonna be there. 1268 01:14:06,950 --> 01:14:11,790 Well, actually, um, I am going. 1269 01:14:12,330 --> 01:14:17,050 Great. I'm staying in a fantastic little hotel in the Seventh, 1270 01:14:17,130 --> 01:14:21,090 right across the street from the falafel restaurant that will change your life. 1271 01:14:21,170 --> 01:14:25,470 (chuckles) I'm sorry. I'll be too busy working. 1272 01:14:26,180 --> 01:14:29,020 You'll have to find someone else's life to change. 1273 01:14:30,230 --> 01:14:31,690 Well, that's just it. 1274 01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:34,650 I'm beginning to wonder if I can. 1275 01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:49,660 Lily. 1276 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,250 Lily, he's just a guy I know from work. 1277 01:14:53,330 --> 01:14:55,880 -Yeah, that looked like work. -Look, you're making a big deal out of-- 1278 01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:59,630 You know, the Andy I know is madly in love with Nate, 1279 01:15:00,420 --> 01:15:01,920 is always five minutes early... 1280 01:15:02,010 --> 01:15:04,760 and thinks, I don't know, Club Monaco is couture. 1281 01:15:05,090 --> 01:15:08,430 For the last 16 years, I've known everything about that Andy. 1282 01:15:08,510 --> 01:15:09,930 But this person? 1283 01:15:10,020 --> 01:15:12,390 This "glamazon" who skulks around in corners... 1284 01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:14,390 with some random hot fashion guy? 1285 01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:16,650 I don't get her. 1286 01:15:18,650 --> 01:15:21,070 -Lily. -Have fun in Paris. 1287 01:15:22,610 --> 01:15:24,110 You going to Paris? 1288 01:15:24,860 --> 01:15:27,660 Uh, yeah. It just happened. 1289 01:15:28,620 --> 01:15:31,240 I thought Paris was a big deal for Emily or-- 1290 01:15:31,330 --> 01:15:33,250 Great. Now you're gonna give me a hard time too? 1291 01:15:35,790 --> 01:15:38,750 Hey, Andy. Andy! 1292 01:15:39,630 --> 01:15:42,840 -Andy, what the hell is wrong with you? -I-I didn't have a choice, okay? 1293 01:15:42,920 --> 01:15:45,180 -Miranda asked me, and I couldn't say no. -I know. 1294 01:15:45,260 --> 01:15:47,390 That's your answer for everything lately, "I didn't have a choice." 1295 01:15:47,470 --> 01:15:49,180 -Like this job was forced on you. -Nate, I get it, okay? 1296 01:15:49,260 --> 01:15:51,010 Like you don't make these decisions yourself. 1297 01:15:51,100 --> 01:15:53,810 You're mad because I work late all the time and I missed your birthday party. 1298 01:15:53,890 --> 01:15:56,310 -And I'm sorry. -Oh, come on. What am I, four? 1299 01:15:56,390 --> 01:15:59,190 You-- You hate Runway and Miranda. 1300 01:15:59,270 --> 01:16:02,150 And you think fashion is stupid. You've made that clear. 1301 01:16:02,230 --> 01:16:05,570 Andy, I make port wine reductions all day. 1302 01:16:05,650 --> 01:16:07,660 I'm not exactly in the Peace Corps. 1303 01:16:07,740 --> 01:16:10,870 You know, I wouldn't care if you were out there pole dancing all night, 1304 01:16:10,950 --> 01:16:12,910 as long as you did it with a little integrity. 1305 01:16:13,540 --> 01:16:15,410 You used to say this was just a job. 1306 01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:17,790 You used to make fun of the Runway girls. 1307 01:16:17,870 --> 01:16:20,040 What happened? Now you've become one of them. 1308 01:16:21,380 --> 01:16:22,920 -That's absurd. -That's okay. 1309 01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:25,340 That's fine. Just own up to it. 1310 01:16:25,420 --> 01:16:28,180 And then we can stop pretending like we have anything in common anymore. 1311 01:16:29,470 --> 01:16:32,600 -You don't mean that, do you? -No, I do. 1312 01:16:39,810 --> 01:16:43,980 Well, maybe this trip is coming at a good time. 1313 01:16:44,070 --> 01:16:46,610 Maybe we should take a break. 1314 01:16:53,740 --> 01:16:54,700 Nate? 1315 01:16:57,540 --> 01:16:59,880 (cell phone ringing) 1316 01:17:05,050 --> 01:17:08,930 I'm sorry. Just... one second? 1317 01:17:10,890 --> 01:17:12,970 You know, in case you were wondering, 1318 01:17:13,310 --> 01:17:16,810 the person whose calls you always take, that's the relationship you're in. 1319 01:17:17,310 --> 01:17:19,140 I hope you two are very happy together. 1320 01:17:19,230 --> 01:17:21,020 (cell phone continues ringing) 1321 01:17:28,240 --> 01:17:29,610 Hello, Miranda. 1322 01:17:35,370 --> 01:17:37,330 (up-tempo music playing) 1323 01:17:37,410 --> 01:17:39,790 ♪ In the city ♪ 1324 01:17:40,620 --> 01:17:43,380 ♪ Of blinding lights ♪ 1325 01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:49,340 ♪ I'm getting ready ♪ 1326 01:17:49,420 --> 01:17:53,140 ♪ To leave the ground ♪ 1327 01:17:58,850 --> 01:18:04,230 ♪ Oh, you look so beautiful ♪ 1328 01:18:04,310 --> 01:18:07,820 ♪ Tonight ♪ 1329 01:18:12,110 --> 01:18:15,160 ♪ In the city ♪ 1330 01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:18,250 ♪ Of blinding lights ♪ 1331 01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:22,750 ♪ The more you know the less you feel ♪ 1332 01:18:23,210 --> 01:18:26,500 ♪ Some pray for, others steal ♪ 1333 01:18:26,590 --> 01:18:29,970 ♪ Blessings not just for the ones who kneel ♪ 1334 01:18:30,510 --> 01:18:32,180 ♪ Luckily ♪ 1335 01:18:38,970 --> 01:18:41,890 (chattering) 1336 01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:46,110 Pardon. Miranda. 1337 01:18:46,190 --> 01:18:49,110 -(speaking Italian) -Maestro. Mmm. 1338 01:18:49,190 --> 01:18:52,200 How are you? So glad to see you. Thank you for coming. 1339 01:18:52,280 --> 01:18:54,490 -You like the collection? -Absolutely. 1340 01:18:54,570 --> 01:18:56,320 -I think it's the best in years. -This is very important for me. 1341 01:18:56,700 --> 01:18:58,540 -Very, very important. -I'm very happy for you. 1342 01:18:58,620 --> 01:19:01,120 -This is my new Emily. -Hello. How do you do? 1343 01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:03,540 -I'm good. Pleasure. -Nice to meet you. 1344 01:19:03,620 --> 01:19:04,790 You love the show? 1345 01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:12,630 -Miranda. This way! -(clamoring) 1346 01:19:19,180 --> 01:19:21,680 Miranda. Nigel. Fashion's great gatekeepers. 1347 01:19:22,020 --> 01:19:26,770 Miranda, what is Runway's position on French fashion versus American fashion? 1348 01:19:27,810 --> 01:19:29,610 -I've been thinking-- -Oh. 1349 01:19:29,690 --> 01:19:32,610 -You still owe me for Harry Potter. -Oh, do I? 1350 01:19:32,690 --> 01:19:34,820 Of course you do. Are you working tonight? 1351 01:19:34,910 --> 01:19:38,910 Oh! No, actually Miranda has a dinner. 1352 01:19:38,990 --> 01:19:43,330 Great, you're free. Oh, but there is the problem of le boyfriend. 1353 01:19:44,290 --> 01:19:47,210 Wait, don't tell me. The boyfriend non plus? 1354 01:19:47,290 --> 01:19:50,000 Je suis tres, très désolé. 1355 01:19:50,090 --> 01:19:52,050 Oh, you're so full of it. You're not désolé at all. 1356 01:19:52,130 --> 01:19:54,800 No, not even a little. What time should I pick you up? 1357 01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:58,090 -Uh-- Yeah. -I'll call you. 1358 01:20:18,030 --> 01:20:19,030 Oh. 1359 01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:24,750 Oh, there you are. (clears throat) 1360 01:20:25,750 --> 01:20:32,380 We need to go over the seating, uh, chart for the luncheon. 1361 01:20:32,460 --> 01:20:34,840 Okay. Um, yeah, sure. 1362 01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:37,130 I have it right here. 1363 01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:45,680 By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me. 1364 01:20:52,610 --> 01:20:54,570 Okay. 1365 01:20:54,650 --> 01:20:56,320 So... 1366 01:20:58,240 --> 01:21:03,030 first of all, we need to move Snoop Dogg to my table. 1367 01:21:03,990 --> 01:21:05,580 But your table's full. 1368 01:21:07,210 --> 01:21:08,620 Stephen isn't coming. 1369 01:21:09,710 --> 01:21:11,960 Oh, Stephen is-- 1370 01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:16,090 So I don't need to fetch Stephen from the airport tomorrow? 1371 01:21:16,550 --> 01:21:20,430 Well, if you speak to him and he decides to rethink the divorce, 1372 01:21:20,510 --> 01:21:22,180 then, yes, fetch away. 1373 01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:26,850 You're very fetching, so go fetch. 1374 01:21:32,810 --> 01:21:36,360 And then when we get back to New York, we need to contact, um... 1375 01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:42,280 ...Leslie to see what she can do to minimize the press... 1376 01:21:43,410 --> 01:21:44,780 ...on all this. 1377 01:21:48,500 --> 01:21:49,920 Another divorce... 1378 01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:53,460 ...splashed across Page Six. 1379 01:21:54,420 --> 01:21:57,010 I can just imagine what they're gonna write about me. 1380 01:21:57,420 --> 01:22:00,840 "The Dragon Lady," "career-obsessed." 1381 01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:04,930 "Snow Queen drives away another Mr. Priestly." 1382 01:22:06,470 --> 01:22:10,980 Rupert Murdoch should cut me a check for all the papers I sell for him. 1383 01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:14,980 Anyway, I don't-- 1384 01:22:15,900 --> 01:22:18,780 I don't really care what anybody writes about me. 1385 01:22:21,280 --> 01:22:24,320 But my-- my girls, I just-- 1386 01:22:24,410 --> 01:22:26,990 It's just so unfair to the girls. 1387 01:22:27,740 --> 01:22:29,080 It's just... 1388 01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:33,880 ...another disappointment, 1389 01:22:34,290 --> 01:22:37,300 another letdown, another father... figure... 1390 01:22:37,380 --> 01:22:39,880 (chuckles) ...gone. 1391 01:22:42,180 --> 01:22:46,260 Anyway, the point is-- (clears throat) 1392 01:22:46,350 --> 01:22:49,980 The point is-- (sighs) 1393 01:22:50,060 --> 01:22:54,310 The point is we really need to figure out where to place Donatella, 1394 01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:57,150 because she's barely speaking to anyone. 1395 01:23:07,330 --> 01:23:09,330 I'm so sorry, Miranda. 1396 01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:12,710 If you want me to cancel your evening, I can. 1397 01:23:12,790 --> 01:23:15,170 Don't be ridiculous. Why would we do that? 1398 01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:18,500 Um, is-- 1399 01:23:19,380 --> 01:23:21,590 Is there anything else I can do? 1400 01:23:23,050 --> 01:23:24,380 Your job. 1401 01:23:27,970 --> 01:23:29,390 That's all. 1402 01:23:50,830 --> 01:23:52,580 (knocking) 1403 01:23:56,120 --> 01:23:58,590 Hi. I need Miranda's itinerary for tomorrow. 1404 01:23:58,670 --> 01:24:00,380 -Okay. Come on in. -All right? Thanks. 1405 01:24:04,970 --> 01:24:07,720 -Who put that together for you? -This? 1406 01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:10,760 Oh, it's just-- it's just something I threw on. 1407 01:24:11,100 --> 01:24:13,310 Turn around. Let me see. Turn. 1408 01:24:14,230 --> 01:24:18,060 -Mm. Incroyable. -Yeah? 1409 01:24:18,150 --> 01:24:19,270 It's really just-- No, it's-- 1410 01:24:19,360 --> 01:24:21,110 -No, gorgeous. -Yeah? Okay, good. 1411 01:24:21,190 --> 01:24:23,280 Really. I think that my work here is done. 1412 01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:25,610 Oh. 1413 01:24:26,740 --> 01:24:29,120 We're going to celebrate. I'm going to get some champagne. 1414 01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:31,540 Okay. What are we toasting? 1415 01:24:31,620 --> 01:24:35,160 We are toasting, my dear, to the dream job. 1416 01:24:36,460 --> 01:24:38,580 The one that a million girls wanted. 1417 01:24:39,750 --> 01:24:41,880 Which I got months ago. 1418 01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:45,720 I'm not talking about you. 1419 01:24:47,430 --> 01:24:48,430 Mm-hmm. 1420 01:24:48,510 --> 01:24:50,300 -James Holt-- -Yeah. 1421 01:24:51,100 --> 01:24:52,890 Massimo Corteleoni... 1422 01:24:54,350 --> 01:24:56,770 ...is investing in James's company and taking it global. 1423 01:24:56,850 --> 01:25:01,230 -Mm-hmm. -Bags, shoes, fragrances-- the works. 1424 01:25:02,320 --> 01:25:04,780 And James needs a partner. 1425 01:25:05,490 --> 01:25:10,490 And that partner would be me. 1426 01:25:13,700 --> 01:25:15,700 -Does Miranda-- -No, no, Miranda knows, because-- 1427 01:25:15,790 --> 01:25:17,290 -Oh. -Oh, she put me up for it! 1428 01:25:17,370 --> 01:25:21,170 -God, no. Can you imagine? -But-- But-- But you're leaving. 1429 01:25:21,250 --> 01:25:24,050 -Mm-hmm. -I can't imagine Runway without you. 1430 01:25:24,130 --> 01:25:27,260 I know, I know, but I'm so excited though. 1431 01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:29,890 This is the first time in 18 years I'm going to be able 1432 01:25:29,970 --> 01:25:31,550 to call the shots in my own life. 1433 01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:32,970 Oh, my God! 1434 01:25:33,850 --> 01:25:38,020 I'm going to be able to come to Paris and actually see Paris. 1435 01:25:41,690 --> 01:25:43,690 Well, congratulations. 1436 01:25:43,770 --> 01:25:46,820 -Huh? Oh. -Nigel, you deserve it. 1437 01:25:49,320 --> 01:25:52,570 You bet your size-six ass. (guffaws) 1438 01:25:52,910 --> 01:25:55,870 -Four. -Really? 1439 01:25:56,450 --> 01:25:57,830 -(glasses clink) -Cheers. 1440 01:25:57,910 --> 01:26:01,670 -Cheers to you. -To us. 1441 01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:04,090 -Let me see that. -(giggles) 1442 01:26:04,170 --> 01:26:07,340 (woman singing in French) 1443 01:26:07,420 --> 01:26:09,300 Okay, I just wanna say that yes, 1444 01:26:09,380 --> 01:26:12,340 there are things Miranda does that I don't agree with, but-- 1445 01:26:12,430 --> 01:26:13,640 Come on. You hate her. 1446 01:26:13,720 --> 01:26:15,140 -Just admit it to me. -No. 1447 01:26:15,220 --> 01:26:17,680 She's a-- She's a notorious sadist, 1448 01:26:17,770 --> 01:26:20,060 and not-- not in a good way. 1449 01:26:20,140 --> 01:26:23,440 Okay, she's tough, but if Miranda were a man, 1450 01:26:23,520 --> 01:26:27,110 no one would notice anything about her, except how great she is at her job. 1451 01:26:27,190 --> 01:26:31,030 (chuckles) I'm sorry. I can't-- I can't believe this. 1452 01:26:31,110 --> 01:26:33,160 -You're defending her? -Yeah. 1453 01:26:33,240 --> 01:26:36,490 The wide-eyed girl peddling her earnest newspaper stories? 1454 01:26:37,290 --> 01:26:40,000 You, my friend, are crossing over to the dark side. 1455 01:26:42,040 --> 01:26:43,420 I resent that. 1456 01:26:43,500 --> 01:26:46,800 -You shouldn't. It's sexy. -Sexy? 1457 01:26:49,550 --> 01:26:51,800 -Really? -Really. 1458 01:26:58,100 --> 01:26:59,520 So do you-- do you know where we're going? 1459 01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:01,350 -'Cause I'm lost. -Yeah. 1460 01:27:01,430 --> 01:27:03,980 Yeah, don't worry. I know this city like the back of my hand. 1461 01:27:04,060 --> 01:27:07,150 It's my favorite place in the whole world. 1462 01:27:07,230 --> 01:27:09,190 You know, Gertrude Stein once said, 1463 01:27:09,280 --> 01:27:13,910 "America is my country, and Paris is my hometown." 1464 01:27:13,990 --> 01:27:16,200 -(laughs) -It's true. 1465 01:27:17,240 --> 01:27:20,200 What do you do? Do you just write stuff like that down 1466 01:27:20,290 --> 01:27:23,870 and then file it away to use on us girls? 1467 01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:27,460 -I'm Christian Thompson. That's my way. -That's your way. Right. 1468 01:27:27,540 --> 01:27:30,300 I work freelance. I have a lot of free time on my hands. 1469 01:27:32,050 --> 01:27:37,850 You know, I never understood why everyone was so crazy about Paris, 1470 01:27:37,930 --> 01:27:39,350 but... 1471 01:27:40,220 --> 01:27:43,390 it is so beautiful. (giggles) 1472 01:27:45,350 --> 01:27:50,610 Mm. I-I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. 1473 01:27:51,570 --> 01:27:54,400 You know, Nate and I just split up a couple days ago, and I can't. 1474 01:27:57,200 --> 01:28:00,240 Ooh. I've had too much wine. 1475 01:28:00,330 --> 01:28:03,660 And my hearing-- vision-- judgment's impaired. 1476 01:28:07,670 --> 01:28:10,460 No, I barely know you. I'm in a strange city. 1477 01:28:12,920 --> 01:28:16,430 I... am out of excuses. 1478 01:28:17,010 --> 01:28:18,300 Thank God. 1479 01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:48,750 (groans) 1480 01:29:00,050 --> 01:29:01,220 (gasps) 1481 01:29:06,560 --> 01:29:07,730 Yes. 1482 01:29:12,230 --> 01:29:13,650 Oh, shoot. 1483 01:29:19,910 --> 01:29:21,910 (door opens) 1484 01:29:22,660 --> 01:29:24,160 Bonjour, madame. 1485 01:29:24,830 --> 01:29:27,410 Uh, what the hell is this? 1486 01:29:27,500 --> 01:29:30,750 What does it look like? It's a mock-up. 1487 01:29:30,830 --> 01:29:32,960 Yeah. Of? 1488 01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:34,840 Of what American Runway will look like 1489 01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:38,220 when Jacqueline Follet is the new editor in chief. 1490 01:29:39,050 --> 01:29:41,430 Wh-- They're replacing Miranda? 1491 01:29:41,510 --> 01:29:45,390 Yeah. And she's bringing me in to run all the editorial content. 1492 01:29:47,600 --> 01:29:48,980 You're really surprised? 1493 01:29:49,980 --> 01:29:53,730 Jacqueline's a lot younger than Miranda. She has a fresher take on things. 1494 01:29:54,690 --> 01:29:56,490 Not to mention American Runway's 1495 01:29:56,570 --> 01:29:59,150 one of the most expensive books in the business. 1496 01:29:59,240 --> 01:30:02,410 Jacqueline does the same thing for a lot less money. 1497 01:30:03,490 --> 01:30:06,290 And Irv-- Irv's a businessman, you know. 1498 01:30:07,200 --> 01:30:08,870 Miranda will be devastated. 1499 01:30:08,960 --> 01:30:11,500 Her whole life is about Runway. He can't do that to her. 1500 01:30:11,580 --> 01:30:15,090 It's done. Irv's gonna tell Miranda after the party for James. 1501 01:30:15,800 --> 01:30:17,210 And she has no idea? 1502 01:30:17,300 --> 01:30:19,170 She's a big girl. She'll be fine. 1503 01:30:20,840 --> 01:30:23,890 Shi-- I have to go. 1504 01:30:23,970 --> 01:30:25,060 Andy. 1505 01:30:25,720 --> 01:30:27,270 Andy, it's done. 1506 01:30:29,430 --> 01:30:30,850 Baby, it's done. 1507 01:30:32,400 --> 01:30:33,940 I'm not your baby. 1508 01:30:42,610 --> 01:30:45,200 -(phone ringing) -Allo. 1509 01:30:45,280 --> 01:30:47,540 Oh! Oh! Thank God you're there. 1510 01:30:47,620 --> 01:30:50,540 -(sighs) Excuse me? -I need to talk to you right away. 1511 01:30:50,620 --> 01:30:52,170 It's about Jacqueline Follet. 1512 01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:57,750 Shit! Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit! 1513 01:31:13,770 --> 01:31:16,060 -Yes. -Oh, hello, um, Mr. Ravitz, I'm so sorry 1514 01:31:16,150 --> 01:31:20,530 -to bother you. I was wondering-- -Have you completely lost your mind? 1515 01:31:20,610 --> 01:31:23,950 -I need to talk to you. -Do not disturb me again. 1516 01:31:24,030 --> 01:31:27,330 But, um, it's just for one-- Miranda! 1517 01:31:33,420 --> 01:31:34,750 (horn honks) 1518 01:31:46,010 --> 01:31:49,060 Miranda. Miranda. Wait, I need to talk to you. 1519 01:31:49,930 --> 01:31:52,430 Irv is making Jacqueline Follet the editor in chief of Runway. 1520 01:31:52,520 --> 01:31:54,690 Christian Thompson told me he's gonna work for her. 1521 01:31:54,770 --> 01:31:57,270 Irv is going to tell you today, so I thought maybe if I told you, 1522 01:31:57,360 --> 01:32:00,150 -that you could fix it. -Do I smell freesias? 1523 01:32:00,230 --> 01:32:04,280 What? No. I-I specifically told them-- 1524 01:32:04,360 --> 01:32:08,870 If I see freesias anywhere, 1525 01:32:09,160 --> 01:32:11,500 I will be very disappointed. 1526 01:32:12,330 --> 01:32:16,880 For 72 years, Runway has been more than a magazine. 1527 01:32:16,960 --> 01:32:20,630 It has been a beacon of elegance and grace. 1528 01:32:20,710 --> 01:32:26,090 Miranda Priestly is the finest possible guardian of that beacon, 1529 01:32:26,640 --> 01:32:30,600 setting a standard that inspires people across the globe. 1530 01:32:31,600 --> 01:32:35,640 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Miranda Priestly. 1531 01:32:53,200 --> 01:32:55,460 Thank you, my dear friend. 1532 01:32:57,000 --> 01:32:59,840 Bonjour. (chuckles) 1533 01:32:59,920 --> 01:33:02,500 Thank you very much for coming today 1534 01:33:03,170 --> 01:33:07,720 to help celebrate our dear friend, James Holt. 1535 01:33:15,480 --> 01:33:19,100 But before I talk to you about James 1536 01:33:19,190 --> 01:33:21,480 and his many accomplishments, 1537 01:33:22,860 --> 01:33:26,860 I would like first to share some news with you. 1538 01:33:28,030 --> 01:33:31,660 Um, as many of you know, 1539 01:33:31,740 --> 01:33:34,620 uh, recently Massimo Corteleoni 1540 01:33:34,700 --> 01:33:38,790 has agreed to finance the expansion of the James Holt label, 1541 01:33:39,290 --> 01:33:42,250 transforming the work of this visionary artist 1542 01:33:42,960 --> 01:33:47,470 into a global brand, which is really an exciting enterprise. 1543 01:33:48,050 --> 01:33:51,010 Runway and James Holt share many things in common, 1544 01:33:51,090 --> 01:33:54,890 chief among them, a commitment to excellence. 1545 01:33:55,970 --> 01:33:59,310 And so, it should come as no surprise 1546 01:33:59,900 --> 01:34:02,150 that when the time came for James to choose 1547 01:34:02,230 --> 01:34:04,650 the new president of James Holt International, 1548 01:34:04,730 --> 01:34:07,690 he chose from within the Runway family. 1549 01:34:09,610 --> 01:34:12,370 And it's my great happiness today 1550 01:34:12,740 --> 01:34:15,410 to announce to you all that that person... 1551 01:34:16,540 --> 01:34:21,880 ...is my friend and longtime esteemed colleague... 1552 01:34:22,750 --> 01:34:24,000 ...Jacqueline Follet. 1553 01:34:37,140 --> 01:34:38,810 Thank you. Merci. 1554 01:34:55,780 --> 01:34:57,830 And now to the main event, 1555 01:34:58,080 --> 01:35:01,500 our celebration of James Holt. 1556 01:35:01,920 --> 01:35:04,460 We at Runway are very proud to have been-- 1557 01:35:05,960 --> 01:35:08,170 When the time is right, she'll pay me back. 1558 01:35:11,220 --> 01:35:12,800 You sure about that? 1559 01:35:13,800 --> 01:35:14,970 No. 1560 01:35:16,300 --> 01:35:18,060 But I hope for the best. 1561 01:35:19,310 --> 01:35:20,600 I have to. 1562 01:35:22,100 --> 01:35:24,650 (people clamoring) 1563 01:35:41,040 --> 01:35:42,710 You thought I didn't know. 1564 01:35:45,330 --> 01:35:48,840 I've known what was happening for quite some time. 1565 01:35:50,300 --> 01:35:52,050 It just took me a little while 1566 01:35:52,130 --> 01:35:54,630 to find a suitable alternative for Jacqueline. 1567 01:35:55,180 --> 01:36:00,020 And that James Holt job was so absurdly overpaid 1568 01:36:00,100 --> 01:36:02,430 that, of course, she jumped at it. (chuckles) 1569 01:36:03,690 --> 01:36:07,190 So I just had to tell Irv that Jacqueline was unavailable. 1570 01:36:07,810 --> 01:36:11,690 The truth is, there is no one that can do what I do, 1571 01:36:11,780 --> 01:36:13,240 including her. 1572 01:36:14,700 --> 01:36:18,240 Any of the other choices would have found that job impossible, 1573 01:36:18,330 --> 01:36:20,200 and the magazine would have suffered. 1574 01:36:21,120 --> 01:36:23,870 (sighs) Especially because of the list. 1575 01:36:25,960 --> 01:36:29,290 The list of designers, photographers, 1576 01:36:29,380 --> 01:36:33,300 editors, writers, models, all of whom were found by me, nurtured by me 1577 01:36:33,380 --> 01:36:36,180 and have promised me they will follow me 1578 01:36:36,260 --> 01:36:39,470 whenever and if ever I choose to leave Runway. 1579 01:36:40,100 --> 01:36:41,470 (chuckles) 1580 01:36:41,560 --> 01:36:43,770 So he reconsidered. 1581 01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:53,070 But I was very, very impressed by how intently you tried to warn me. 1582 01:36:53,820 --> 01:36:56,240 I never thought I would say this, Andrea, 1583 01:36:56,820 --> 01:36:58,410 but I really-- 1584 01:37:00,700 --> 01:37:03,080 I see a great deal of myself in you. 1585 01:37:06,410 --> 01:37:10,420 You can see beyond what people want and what they need, 1586 01:37:10,500 --> 01:37:12,840 and you can choose for yourself. 1587 01:37:16,760 --> 01:37:18,840 I don't think I'm like that. 1588 01:37:20,220 --> 01:37:21,300 I-- 1589 01:37:25,680 --> 01:37:27,440 I couldn't do what you did to Nigel, Miranda. 1590 01:37:27,520 --> 01:37:29,020 I couldn't do something like that. 1591 01:37:30,310 --> 01:37:33,940 Mm. You already did. 1592 01:37:38,280 --> 01:37:39,660 To Emily. 1593 01:37:40,320 --> 01:37:41,450 That's not what I-- 1594 01:37:43,490 --> 01:37:46,290 No, that was-- that was different. I didn't have a choice. 1595 01:37:46,370 --> 01:37:49,580 Oh, no, you chose. You chose to get ahead. 1596 01:37:51,170 --> 01:37:54,300 You want this life, those choices are necessary. 1597 01:37:54,800 --> 01:37:59,010 But what if... this isn't what I want? 1598 01:37:59,720 --> 01:38:03,100 I mean, what if I don't want to live the way you live? 1599 01:38:03,180 --> 01:38:06,730 Don't be ridiculous, Andrea. Everybody wants this. 1600 01:38:08,560 --> 01:38:11,150 Everybody wants to be us. 1601 01:38:17,780 --> 01:38:20,410 (reporters clamoring) 1602 01:38:20,490 --> 01:38:22,950 (mid-tempo music playing) 1603 01:39:01,240 --> 01:39:02,990 (cell phone ringing) 1604 01:39:37,980 --> 01:39:40,110 I have to be at work in 20 minutes. 1605 01:39:42,150 --> 01:39:43,450 What's up? 1606 01:39:44,950 --> 01:39:46,780 Well, I just-- 1607 01:39:48,490 --> 01:39:51,120 I wanted to say that you were right about everything. 1608 01:39:52,410 --> 01:39:53,460 That... 1609 01:39:54,580 --> 01:39:57,040 ...I turned my back on my friends and my family 1610 01:39:57,790 --> 01:40:02,550 and everything I believed in, and-- and for what? 1611 01:40:02,630 --> 01:40:07,550 For shoes and shirts and jackets and belts. 1612 01:40:07,640 --> 01:40:08,850 Nate. 1613 01:40:13,270 --> 01:40:14,600 I'm sorry. 1614 01:40:22,940 --> 01:40:24,650 I-- (clears throat) 1615 01:40:25,360 --> 01:40:27,410 I flew up to Boston while you were gone. 1616 01:40:28,870 --> 01:40:30,450 I interviewed at the Oak Room. 1617 01:40:31,660 --> 01:40:33,000 And? 1618 01:40:34,080 --> 01:40:36,960 And you're looking at their new sous-chef. 1619 01:40:37,040 --> 01:40:41,000 -I'm moving up there in a couple weeks. -That's great. Congratulations. 1620 01:40:46,340 --> 01:40:49,800 I don't know what I'm gonna do without those late-night grilled cheeses, but-- 1621 01:40:50,760 --> 01:40:53,730 I'm pretty sure they have bread in Boston. 1622 01:40:54,060 --> 01:40:56,060 May even have Jarlsberg. 1623 01:40:59,400 --> 01:41:01,900 We might be able to figure something out. 1624 01:41:04,070 --> 01:41:05,070 You think? 1625 01:41:06,400 --> 01:41:07,610 Yeah. 1626 01:41:14,700 --> 01:41:18,330 So, what about you? I mean, what are you gonna do now? 1627 01:41:18,420 --> 01:41:21,800 Actually, I, uh-- I have a job interview today. 1628 01:41:21,880 --> 01:41:23,090 -Oh, yeah? -Mm-hm. 1629 01:41:24,590 --> 01:41:25,760 That's what you're wearing? 1630 01:41:26,630 --> 01:41:28,470 Shut up. I like this. 1631 01:41:33,850 --> 01:41:35,640 -Andy, Greg Hill. -Hello. 1632 01:41:35,730 --> 01:41:38,270 Come on. These clips are excellent. 1633 01:41:38,350 --> 01:41:41,270 This thing on the Janitors' Union, that's exactly what we do here. 1634 01:41:41,690 --> 01:41:44,230 My only question is, Runway? 1635 01:41:45,240 --> 01:41:46,950 You were there for less than a year. 1636 01:41:47,070 --> 01:41:49,240 What the hell kind of a blip is that? 1637 01:41:50,410 --> 01:41:52,160 Learned a lot. 1638 01:41:54,200 --> 01:41:58,460 In the end, though, I kind of... screwed it up. 1639 01:41:58,710 --> 01:42:02,920 I, uh, called over there for a reference, left word with some snooty girl. 1640 01:42:03,000 --> 01:42:06,590 Next thing you know, I got a fax from Miranda Priestly herself, 1641 01:42:06,670 --> 01:42:09,130 saying that of all the assistants she's ever had, 1642 01:42:09,220 --> 01:42:11,550 you were, by far, her biggest disappointment. 1643 01:42:12,550 --> 01:42:15,020 And, if I don't hire you, 1644 01:42:15,310 --> 01:42:16,810 I am an idiot. 1645 01:42:19,230 --> 01:42:20,900 You must have done something right. 1646 01:42:49,590 --> 01:42:52,930 -(beeping) -(phone ringing) 1647 01:42:54,220 --> 01:42:55,890 Miranda Priestly's office. 1648 01:42:55,970 --> 01:42:57,640 Hey, Emily, it's Andy. 1649 01:42:57,720 --> 01:43:01,020 Don't hang up. I have a favor to ask you. 1650 01:43:01,100 --> 01:43:03,230 You have a favor to ask of me? 1651 01:43:03,310 --> 01:43:07,320 Yeah. The thing is, I have all these clothes from Paris, 1652 01:43:07,400 --> 01:43:09,440 and I don't have anyplace to wear them, 1653 01:43:09,530 --> 01:43:13,160 so I was wondering if you could take them off my hands. 1654 01:43:17,990 --> 01:43:21,410 Well, I don't know. It's a huge imposition. 1655 01:43:22,120 --> 01:43:25,040 And I'll have to get them taken in. I mean, they'll drown me. 1656 01:43:26,550 --> 01:43:28,000 But I suppose I could help you out. 1657 01:43:28,090 --> 01:43:30,970 I will have Roy pick them up this afternoon. 1658 01:43:31,050 --> 01:43:35,600 Thanks, Em. I appreciate it. Good luck. 1659 01:43:45,650 --> 01:43:48,230 You have some very large shoes to fill. 1660 01:43:49,480 --> 01:43:50,860 I hope you know that. 1661 01:43:58,160 --> 01:44:00,870 I don't understand why it is so challenging... 1662 01:44:00,950 --> 01:44:04,210 to get my car when I ask for it. 1663 01:44:45,620 --> 01:44:47,460 (chuckles) 1664 01:44:50,250 --> 01:44:51,210 Go. 1665 01:49:16,810 --> 01:49:18,810 Subtitled by: Axium Digital, Inc.