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You know, downward-facing dog comes from
the Sanskrit phrase adho mukha svanasana.
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Oh, that's beautiful. What does it mean?
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"Downward-facing dog."
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Yeah, I guess they don't have Sanskrit
for "butts up and heads down."
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Hey, we wrote the Kama Sutra.
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If it involves butts,
there's a word for it.
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I thought we were getting breakfast
before work.
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Oh, right, sorry.
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It's my fault,
I asked Penny to do yoga with me.
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You know, if you want,
I can get ready in five minutes.
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It's cute that you think that.
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Don't worry about it.
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Hey, can I ask a favor?
Would you mind taking Cinnamon for a walk?
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Sure. You're living here for free,
I guess I owe you.
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Bye, Cinnamon, be a good girl.
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- Yeah, bye, sweetie.
- Bye.
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Yeah, yeah, bye, Leonard.
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Okay, and tree pose.
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Well, she's done.
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Things have been going really well
with the infinite persistence gyroscope.
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That's great, how so?
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Oh, the project is classified,
I can't tell you.
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Oh, I suppose I could redact
the classified parts.
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All right.
Um, I came up with an elegant solution
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to the reduction of scale problem.
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I used the nonlinear dynamics...
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...and then I generated flow vortices...
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...using a higher temperature
Bose-Einstein condensate,
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and that did it.
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Wow. Wonder what they're redacting.
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Why don't you ask me what I'm working on?
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Oh, very well.
What have you been working on?
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And feel free to honk
during the boring parts.
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I'm doing some experiments
to show that the signal to move a muscle
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occurs before you know
you even decided to move it.
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What... So you're attempting to pinpoint
where consciousness resides in the brain?
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Yes. I'm trying to figure out,
to the nanometer and the attosecond,
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precisely where and when
an event of awareness takes place.
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Well, what do you know?
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Here I was,
waiting to be bored with biology,
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and instead,
you tickle my intellectual fancy.
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Which, unlike my body,
is an okay place to tickle.
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You know, when I was six,
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I wanted to marry the gorilla
from Good Night, Gorilla.
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Maybe I was onto something.
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Gentlemen, the most interesting thing
just happened with this spoon.
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Unless it was singing Be Our Guest,
I doubt it.
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No, I picked it up
without thinking about it,
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which raises a neuroscientific question.
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When did I decide to pick it up?
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The bigger question is,
what are you gonna eat with that spoon?
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You didn't get any food.
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He does raise an interesting point.
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Amy is studying the time lag
between intent and awareness,
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and I realized that applies to the
measurement problem in quantum mechanics.
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Now, I recognize there will be a time lag
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between me saying that and you googling
what it means, so I'll wait.
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I understand it, Sheldon.
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Yeah, me, too.
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I'm sorry, I spaced.
Are we still talking about the spoon?
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It's nice to see you taking an interest
in Amy's work.
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Well, don't get me wrong,
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neurobiology is nothing more than
the science of gray squishy stuff.
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But you know, when it connects to physics,
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"Gas up the Ford, Martha,
we're going for a drive!"
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So, did you confront Jennifer?
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No, I was going to,
but she called in sick.
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And guess who else called in sick.
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- Paul?
- Paul.
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Who's Paul?
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Oh, you met him at the office
Christmas party, he's married to Nancy.
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Oh, sure. Wait, Nancy?
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I bet Jennifer gets a promotion
out of this, which is so unfair,
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because I work twice as hard as she does.
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Don't worry, Jerry won't be fooled
by that type of behavior.
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- Jerry?
- Wait.
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It didn't work for Randy,
it didn't work for Tina,
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it sure as hell
isn't gonna work for Jennifer.
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Well, I hope not. I just hate
when people play those kinds of games.
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Tina?
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With your sales record,
you have nothing to worry about.
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Hmm.
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I went to your office Christmas party?
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You know, I like harp lessons,
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but I'm thinking of
switching to elevator repair lessons.
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What are you working on?
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I was thinking about your experiment
on the neuroscience of decision-making,
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and I realized, if we connect it to the
measurement problem in quantum mechanics,
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we have a chance to disprove
the role of consciousness
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in the Copenhagen interpretation.
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Wait, are you saying if we combine
my experiment with your calculations,
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we can determine
the precise moment in time
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when the wave function collapses?
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It could be the most inspired combination
since I mixed red Icee into my blue Icee.
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It was like drinking
two-sevenths of the rainbow.
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Sheldon, this is really interesting.
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Yeah, and this one
won't stain my teeth purple.
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You know, we've
never collaborated professionally before.
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Are you worried
it might affect our relationship?
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That is a valid point.
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Oh. Perhaps we should establish
some ground rules.
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Well, that would make me feel better.
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All right, let's start right now.
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Uh, rule number one,
no using sexuality to get your way.
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That's a ridiculous rule.
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Is it?
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Okay, how is that?
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I can actually feel
the toxins being pulled out of my skin.
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Well, this is a moisturizing mask.
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Ah, well, then I can actually feel
the moisture going into my skin.
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Hey, I hope you don't mind, I used
a little of your eye cream last night.
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I thought someone looked
brighter and tighter.
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Still like to know who Jerry is.
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No, don't worry about it. Hey, after this,
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how about we all go out
and do something together?
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That would be great, thank you.
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You wanna go shopping?
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Ooh! Yes, fun!
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Or we could do something we'll all enjoy,
like play a board game.
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Oh, I believe I've made some progress
on our ground rules.
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Oh, good. What are they?
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Okay. Uh, number one, in matters
of physics, I have the final say.
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Now, in matters of neuroscience,
you have the final say.
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Unless I disagree.
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Oh, here. Number two, when we publish,
my name goes first.
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Oh, subsequently, if we win any awards,
I speak first.
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I don't want to be talking
when the orchestra plays us off.
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- Can I see that?
- Of course.
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I'll get that back.
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Like all my underwear, that notebook says,
"Property of Sheldon Cooper."
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Sheldon, if we're gonna have ground rules,
I'll tell you the first ground rule.
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I make the ground rules.
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I'd write that down,
but I can't now, can I?
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I mean, they didn't say anything,
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but I just kinda felt
like I was being a weird third wheel.
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Oh. So you can tell
what that feels like. Interesting.
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Anyway, I figured I can hang out
with my friends and have fun, too.
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Well, if your idea of fun is riding
in a minivan to Target for diapers,
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things are about to get nuts.
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Oh, it's just nice to be with people
who are happy to have me around.
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Isn't that right, Halley?
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At least someone had the courage
to say it.
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Thank you, you are a good citizen.
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Told you!
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Go ahead, throw my underwear
out the window, same thing's gonna happen.
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Terrific. Do you wanna hear
our new set of ground rules?
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Fire away.
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Number one, we're on the same team,
we're not in competition.
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That's smart,
because Sheldon one, Amy zero.
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Number two,
disagreements can happen politely,
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there's no need to call an idea stupid.
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Oh... Someone drew a penis in it.
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- Are you listening?
- I'm sorry, go ahead.
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Number three, to avoid getting frustrated,
we take built-in breaks
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and reward our successes
with a small treat.
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Ooh, that sounds fun.
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Now, we're talking
about real treats, right?
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Not Bible verses,
like my mother used to give me.
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Whatever you want.
So, shall we get to work?
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Biology and physics coming together?
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It's like
the peanut butter cup of the mind.
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Oh, I know what I want my treat to be!
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Wow. Look at that.
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Yes, this is remarkable.
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So we're agreed, it's complete garbage.
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By the way, your name can go first.
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I mean, I'm glad they're getting along,
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but it's starting
to make me uncomfortable.
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Well, are you worried
he's like another man in her life?
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A little, until I saw them
in matching tops, so...
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Nice, 174 diapers.
That ought to get us to Wednesday.
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Well, have you talked to them about it?
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What am I supposed to say?
"Stop having fun without me"?
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This one says that every time I go out.
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See? I listen to you.
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Look, Raj just gets along with women.
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Yeah, I know, but he was my friend first.
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It's like she's stealing him
and they're just having the best time
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doing all their dumb girly stuff together.
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You sure you don't fit in?
You sound like a catty bitch to me.
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I don't know where we went wrong.
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The math is so inelegant,
I'm not even sure it makes sense.
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Well, don't give up, maybe we can fix it.
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Can you stop breathing so loud?
I can hear your nose whistling.
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I can hear your face talking,
so we're even.
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All right, either blow your nose
or teach it to play Camptown Races.
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Fine. Fine, you want me to blow my nose?
Here, I'll blow it.
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Better?
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No, I can still hear it.
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Oh, wait, that's me.
Never mind, it's fine.
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You know, you're exhausting!
I knew working together was a bad idea.
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Hold on. I see what's wrong here.
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We did the propagation
only to the occipital lobe,
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not to the prefrontal cortex.
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That would mean that this delay parameter
should be increased 250 milliseconds.
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Oh. That is much better.
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Boy, if good ideas came out of your brain
the way mucus comes out of your nose,
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we'd be in good shape.
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Now, take a sip,
swirl it around your mouth,
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and try to notice the flavors,
the tannins, the textures.
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Well?
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I probably should've
spit out my gum first.
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Yeah. You know, the last couple of weeks
have been pretty rough,
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but staying here with you guys
has really helped take my mind off of it.
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Well, we've loved having you around.
Right, sweetie?
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- Leonard?
- Yeah, when did he leave?
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Yeah, that's rude.
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You know,
it's nice to spend time with people
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who don't talk about work
like it's some kind of soap opera.
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Jennifer still trying
to sleep her way to the top?
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Yeah.
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You should be happy someone wants to
do the stuff with Penny you don't want to.
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Yeah, I wish I had that with Howard.
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What? What do I make you do?
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Let's see, the magic store,
the Doctor Who convention,
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the National Belt Buckle Collectors
meet-and-greet.
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It said right there on the invitation,
"Buckle up for fun!"
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It's not my fault you didn't listen.
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I'm sure I'm overreacting.
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You're entitled to feel how you feel.
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If you don't like it,
you should just talk to her.
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I don't want to sound like a jealous baby.
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Oh. Then maybe you shouldn't talk to her.
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You know, I had a feeling you were using
the wrong computational model,
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but I didn't say anything
'cause you're so sensitive!
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Just because I'm easily bothered
by light, heat, sound, smell
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and the way birds look at me
does not mean I'm sensitive!
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Hey.
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I wonder what kind of success we'd have
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if we defined "measurement"
as the first moment
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that an action potential
is seen by the visual cortex.
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That is a daring and insightful solution.
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We're finally making progress.
I wish we could do it without fighting.
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What if the fighting is the reason
we're making progress?
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I suppose it's conceivable
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that the hormones associated
with our fight-or-flight response
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could be sharpening
our cognitive processes.
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Well, if that's the case,
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then your grandparents mumble
and have bad posture.
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How dare you speak that way
about my grammy and...
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Hey, wait a second, wait.
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Delta T could equal alpha subzero.
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It seems we have a choice to make.
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Abandon all ground rules
in the name of science,
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or give up collaborating
for the sake of our relationship.
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There's only one clear choice.
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- Science it is.
- No, you bonehead!
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Name-calling, that is perfect!
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Now, when I get to this equation here,
really let me have it.
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Now, it... If it helps,
I'm not the sharpest dresser.
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Anyway, I know it's silly,
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but since Raj moved in,
I've been feeling a little left out.
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Well, sweetie, that's crazy.
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No, no, Penny, don't dismiss his feelings.
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- Thank you. I just feel like...
- Hang on.
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I'm not saying
that his feelings aren't crazy,
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I just don't want him to think
that this isn't a safe place.
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Well, to be truthful, lately...
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Well,
why wouldn't this be a safe place?
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I mean, he's surrounded by his wife
and one of his best friends.
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- I don't wanna speak for Leonard.
- Thank you. I...
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But when you're insecure,
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no amount of external validation
can ever make you feel safe.
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Yeah, you're right. You know,
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you're really sensitive
about this kind of stuff.
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- I'm a good listener.
- Yeah.
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Hey, Olsen twins.
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- What?
- Well,
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I'm sitting right here!
You're talking about my feelings
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and somehow leaving me
out of the conversation!
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I'm sorry, what did you want to say?
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I don't know, you pretty much covered it.
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Can you read them back?
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Revised ground rule number one,
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we are on the same team,
but it is a competition.
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Excellent. Excellent.
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Now, on a related point,
you're going down, punk.
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Revised ground rule number two,
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there are definitely stupid questions
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and those who ask them can be told so
right to their stupid face.
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I love that one.
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Thanks, babe.
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Number three,
fair topics for insult include
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educational pedigree, scientific field,
intellectual prowess and mamas.
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That list is strong.
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Like your mother's urge
to be promiscuous with sailors.