1 00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:03,320 [sighs] You cannot know this. 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:05,400 No one can hold a map in their head. 3 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:07,960 I can. It's three turnings away. 4 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:10,360 You're so gonna get this wrong. 5 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:11,960 - Stop it. - What? 6 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:13,200 I can feel you judging my driving. 7 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,520 I'm not judging your driving. 8 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:19,200 Let go of the handle then. 9 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,600 Oh, we were supposed to go down that turning. 10 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,080 - What? - Yeah. 11 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:24,360 - You said three turnings. - No, I missed one. 12 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,880 Just use your phone. You have a sat nav on your phone. 13 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:31,640 Oh, my God. There. Mindful-- oh, God-- Farm. There it is. 14 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:32,720 We're going the right way. 15 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,560 I was right. 16 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,320 I was right. 17 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:37,680 [exhales] 18 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:42,920 Do you know what the lesbian app for Grinder is called? 19 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,040 Twat Nav. 20 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:52,640 [sobbing] Don't make this fun. 21 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,560 [sobbing] 22 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:02,200 It's okay. I'm fucking okay. I'm excellent. 23 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:07,000 I know I seem mental, but I'm fine. 24 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,400 Okay. 25 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,000 I just-- 26 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:13,240 I just sometimes need-- need you not to-- 27 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:16,280 - To take the piss. - Don't finish my sentences. 28 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:18,360 - Take the piss-- - Out of you and your-- 29 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:21,800 You don't always know what I'm going to say, okay? 30 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:23,360 - Sorry. - Out of-- 31 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:25,760 Out of her when she's driving. 32 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:29,360 Me while I'm driving. 33 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,000 I'm sorry. 34 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,680 Is it at-- at home or... 35 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,480 work or Martin or-- 36 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:38,920 I'm fine. It's fine. 37 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,080 Martin's being lovely. 38 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:42,080 Really? 39 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:43,640 It's fine. 40 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:50,160 [exhales] 41 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:51,720 I'm okay. 42 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,120 Fucking psycho. 43 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,960 ♪♪ 44 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,120 Wow. Dad really splashed out this time. 45 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:06,400 He must be about to do something awful. 46 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,360 No, it's just Mother's Day. 47 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,040 Oh. 48 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:11,160 Happy Mother's Day. 49 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:15,440 We're not supposed to bond on this, are we? 50 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:17,680 'Cause I really don't think that's gonna end well. 51 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,480 We're not supposed to talk at all. 52 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:22,040 It's a silent retreat, God help us. 53 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,840 How's everything at the cafe? You-- 54 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,720 - You really don't have to. - Thank you. 55 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:29,760 Hi. 56 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:30,880 - Hi. - Good morning. 57 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:31,800 Hello, hello. 58 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:36,560 [doorbell rings] 59 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:37,800 [sighs] 60 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,760 [doorbell rings] 61 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:46,000 Come on. 62 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 They're probably gonna think we're a couple. 63 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,120 The fact that your mind even goes there 64 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,800 is beyond disturbing. 65 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:54,520 Hey. We'd make a really cute couple. 66 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:57,000 [sighs] 67 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,760 Man: Sluts! 68 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,000 Yes? 69 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,080 We're gonna die here. 70 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,200 We're gonna be raped and die. 71 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,480 Every cloud. 72 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,240 Oh, just open the fucking door. 73 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:14,160 - It's been fucking forev-- - [door opens] 74 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:17,360 Man: Welcome. 75 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:18,800 - Thank you. - Thank you so much. 76 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,520 - Yeah. - It's really wonderful. 77 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:22,880 - Really beautiful grounds. - Extraordinary energy. Yeah. 78 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,880 I see you've been gifted this retreat. 79 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:28,120 How lucky you both are. 80 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:31,400 I hope after this weekend you'll feel... 81 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,120 rested, inspired. 82 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:34,120 Do you have Wifi? 83 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:35,720 No. 84 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,560 Um, would you like two single beds or a double? 85 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:42,040 - A double. Please. - Two singles. 86 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,960 Actually, do you have a separate room? 87 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,720 I'm afraid not. Everyone has to share here. 88 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,240 It's part of the communal-- 89 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,480 Singles, then. Do you get newspapers in the morning? 90 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,240 No, we try to keep the outside world on the outside 91 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:54,920 during your stay here. 92 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,360 You'll appreciate it in the end. 93 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,120 I promise. 94 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,080 So, here is your key. 95 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,200 Thank you. 96 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,760 Hope you have a restful weekend. 97 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:04,280 You, too. 98 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,400 Wow. No papers. 99 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,720 You don't read the news. 100 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:12,920 Yes, I do. 101 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,880 What happened yesterday? 102 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:18,480 Sting wore white jeans and a puppy got stuck in a fan. 103 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:19,440 Big day. 104 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:24,720 What's that for? 105 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:26,240 My neck and chest. 106 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:27,760 What's that for? 107 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:28,880 My legs and knees. 108 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,720 What's that for? 109 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,120 Ends of my hair. 110 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:33,240 What's that? 111 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,600 For my under eyes. What's that? 112 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:39,160 That is for my face and body. 113 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,440 What would you do if someone stole all of those? 114 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:43,080 I'd kill myself. 115 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,600 Why are there no plug sockets in here? 116 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,480 Don't touch my stuff. 117 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,360 What are these for? 118 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:50,320 Nothing. 119 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:51,680 Mm-hm. 120 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,000 What? 121 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Oh, it's just-- 122 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,600 Why would you bring such tiny batteries? 123 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,720 I'm just prepared. 124 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,920 Just I've only ever... 125 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:03,280 seen them used for remote controls. 126 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:04,520 - Yes, well-- - Or alarm clocks. 127 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:05,640 - Yes, all right. - And vibrators. 128 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,240 Yes. All right. 129 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,320 [laughs] You didn't have to ask for a separate room. 130 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:10,800 What? 131 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,880 If you want to have a wank, I can give you some space. 132 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,560 Oh, my God. 133 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:15,680 No, just if you want to take 10 minutes, 134 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:16,760 I'll just go into the bathroom, 135 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:18,160 and moisturize my wrists for a bit. 136 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:19,840 You are so immature. 137 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:20,760 Oh, give it a minute. 138 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:23,640 Oh, God! Seriously. 139 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,680 What is wrong with your insides? 140 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,840 Why did you bring the tiny batteries? 141 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:39,080 A-ha. 142 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:40,880 You're a genius. 143 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:43,360 Always know where the reserves are. 144 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,880 Woman: Let go of your past. 145 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:47,960 Bit on the nose. 146 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,880 Now is the time to let it go. 147 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,280 Open up your senses, 148 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:53,760 close your mouth, 149 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:56,240 and live now. 150 00:05:56,240 --> 00:06:00,800 Welcome to the female only Breath of Silence retreat, 151 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,960 Women Don't Speak. 152 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,720 Um, sorry. 153 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:07,640 I think I'm meant to be at, um-- 154 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:09,360 - Man: Fucking sluts! - That one. 155 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,160 Shame. 156 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:18,360 Yes, the, uh, first major consideration is 157 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,480 why are you here? 158 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,560 Can anyone here answer that question? 159 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:24,800 I want to shut the noise out, 160 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,360 and reconnect to my inner thoughts 161 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,720 on the road to feeling more at one with myself. 162 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:30,520 Excellent attitude. 163 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,280 Well, you're in the right place. 164 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:37,680 Now, this weekend is about being mindful. 165 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:41,400 It's about leaving your voice in your head, 166 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,000 and trapping your thoughts in your skull. 167 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,760 Think of it as a... 168 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:48,200 thought prison in your mind. 169 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:52,080 Firstly, we're going to teach you how to breathe. 170 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:54,680 Then we will have a short meditation. 171 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:57,320 Then we will find our sanctuary 172 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,040 in the partaking of menial tasks 173 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:03,200 all in perfect silence. 174 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:06,040 Principal rules are no talking. 175 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:09,520 If you need to communicate with any of our other superiors, 176 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:12,320 you can write on that board. 177 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:15,000 Under no other circumstances must you communicate, 178 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,240 even with each other. 179 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:17,960 Oh, what if there's an emergency? 180 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:21,720 Thank you all for coming here today. 181 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,680 No matter what happens, 182 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,760 a word must not be heard. 183 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,680 [insect buzzing] 184 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,200 Shh. 185 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:52,400 Man: Slag! 186 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:03,880 Man: Slag! 187 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:11,320 Man: Bitch! Fucking bitch! 188 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:21,040 [indistinct yelling] 189 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,640 [indistinct chatter] 190 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,400 Fucking bitch. Fucking piece of shit. 191 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:41,040 [indistinct chatter] 192 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,920 [indistinct yelling] 193 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,280 Back here! 194 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:53,080 Back here, back here! Back to me! Back to me! 195 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,400 All right, now, wherever it's come from, 196 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:58,600 your-- your upbringing, your-- your experiences with women, 197 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:02,160 now is the time to turn that around, 198 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:05,480 to reprogram your mind, 199 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:08,200 your body, and your mouth. 200 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:11,720 To be the better man. 201 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,960 All right? 202 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:18,640 So, this is Patricia. 203 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:21,320 Yeah? She's a friend. 204 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:25,120 Now, Patricia has just earned a promotion at work, 205 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:27,800 beating over six other candidates. 206 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,840 She's the youngest person to ever achieve this role. 207 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:35,840 What should we not say when we meet her? 208 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:37,080 Man 1: Clever little munchkin? 209 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,240 Excellent. 210 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,840 Man 2: Who'd you blow to get that job? 211 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,560 - Okay. - Slut. 212 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:43,360 You fucking, stupid slut! 213 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:47,400 Okay. Okay. 214 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,760 What should we say to her? 215 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:52,720 Hm? 216 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:56,840 Well done, Patricia. 217 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,440 Very good. 218 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,600 Well done, Patricia. 219 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,120 Please leave. 220 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,120 Perv. 221 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,120 Slut. 222 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,280 Wow! 223 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:08,280 - Well done. - Well done. 224 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:09,880 Well done, Patricia. 225 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:12,080 Slut! 226 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,120 Guys. It's okay. 227 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:15,240 Keith, can you, please? 228 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,920 Oh, my God, um, excuse me, miss. 229 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,960 - You can't be here. - Okay. 230 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:21,080 You really can't be here. 231 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,720 [whispering] It's for your own good. 232 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:23,640 Please. 233 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,440 And now hands up. 234 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:34,600 Mirror your palms. 235 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,320 Look each other in the eye, 236 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:40,480 and... touch. 237 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,240 Literally her worst nightmare. 238 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:49,760 Ugh. 239 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,320 [whispering] Are you all right? 240 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:00,680 Talk to me. 241 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:01,800 It's nothing. 242 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:07,880 God. I can't feel my feet. 243 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:11,680 Do you remember we used to go top to toe? 244 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:13,560 Ah, kids are so weird. 245 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:14,960 We used to do that all the time. 246 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:16,640 Yeah, when we were ten and cute. 247 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,080 Now we're 30 and angry. 248 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,560 I'm not suggesting that we-- 249 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:20,880 Just don't, okay? 250 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,640 [buzzing] 251 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,680 Stop stealing my things. 252 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,800 I'm just checking it's working. 253 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,920 Oh, it's working, it's definitely working. 254 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:38,000 [knocking] 255 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,680 [door opens] 256 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:41,840 - Woman: Shh. - [buzzing] 257 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:43,280 [door closes] 258 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,960 [giggling] 259 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:48,720 Have fun. 260 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:57,360 It's actually a really thoughtful present. Thank you. 261 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:02,840 And Martin getting me that sculpture. 262 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,000 He must have bent over backwards 263 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,200 to get something like that. 264 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:09,560 I feel very lucky. 265 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,240 I have to tell you something. 266 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:17,800 What? 267 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,000 I stole that sculpture. 268 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,880 From a certain somebody's studio, 269 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,800 and then I tried to sell it through Martin, 270 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,840 and Martin took it and gave it to you. 271 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:32,480 Just don't put it pride of place when Dad-- 272 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:33,800 Well, when they come over. 273 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,760 Okay? Because-- 274 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:36,680 Right. 275 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,040 Claire. 276 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,200 Claire. 277 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,400 Shh! 278 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,320 Go to sleep. 279 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,280 Shit. 280 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:57,560 [clanging] 281 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,160 The sooner we get up-- 282 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,080 Ahh! 283 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,840 [whispering] The sooner we get on with it, 284 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,400 the sooner we are out of it. 285 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,680 [whispering] That's a really nice outfit. 286 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,240 Thanks. 287 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,360 [clicks tongue] 288 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:31,040 Delve into your past. 289 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:35,360 Think of something you can't let go of. 290 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:38,120 A moment of noise. 291 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,800 A moment of tension. 292 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,360 [gasping] 293 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,600 Not for now. 294 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:54,520 Now, a moment when you were peaceful. 295 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,840 Fleabag: If you could change anything in the whole world, 296 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,520 what would it be? 297 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,160 My thighs. 298 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,760 [Fleabag laughs] In the whole world. 299 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:05,480 Oh, don't tell anyone I said that. 300 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,040 You? 301 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,120 I've always been insecure about my face. 302 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,120 You know that. 303 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,040 I know. You shouldn't. 304 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,720 Nah, thank you, but-- 305 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:18,040 No, seriously, there's nothing wrong with your nose. 306 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,600 I mean, there's nothing wrong-- 307 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,040 - Say that again. - I mean, there's nothing-- 308 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,800 - What? - I don't know. 309 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,000 - Ahh-- - Oh, my God. 310 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 I always say the wrong thing. 311 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:26,920 [laughing] 312 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,120 Ahh! Hahh! 313 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,280 [whispering] Hot. 314 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,240 [whispering] What is this? 315 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,360 I don't even do this in my own home. 316 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,120 [whispering] Oh, it's very simple. 317 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,920 We've paid them to let us clean their house in silence. 318 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:57,240 [laughing] 319 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:02,920 Jesus. 320 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,280 [sobbing] 321 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,160 I don't want to come down on you like a school teacher, 322 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:11,520 but I'm afraid your flagrant lack of respect 323 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,120 for the one rule that we have here 324 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,240 is now affecting the other students-- 325 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,440 Uh, clients. 326 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:17,880 - Inmates. - Cleaners. 327 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,200 Participants. 328 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,560 Do you have a problem with the program? 329 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:27,800 I suggest you try sitting here in silence 330 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,320 for the next hour. 331 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,880 It will benefit you. 332 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,640 I swear by my soul, it will. 333 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:58,680 I went through your bag. 334 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,040 - What? - I couldn't find anything, 335 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,600 so you're just gonna have to tell me what's going on with you. 336 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,040 [sighs] 337 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,200 Talk. 338 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,560 Or I will scream. 339 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,600 I got the Finland promotion. 340 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,080 What Finland promotion? 341 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,040 - How can you ask that? - Oh, my God. 342 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,640 - I've told you about it. - I know, I know, the Finland promotion. 343 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,080 - That's amazing. - Thank you. 344 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,880 Will that mean you're a millionaire now? 345 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,000 Handy. 346 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,320 Don't be ridiculous. 347 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,280 Yes, it would. 348 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,080 What, money makes you cry? 349 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,680 I'm turning it down. 350 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,760 What? 351 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:33,760 Why? 352 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,120 Martin. 353 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,840 Martin says it would be unfair on Jake. 354 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,120 Jake's her stepson. He's really weird. 355 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,680 Probably clinically, but no one really talks about that. 356 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:46,120 He freaks out if she's gone for longer than a day, 357 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,600 and he's got this thing about 358 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:48,960 trying to get in the bath with her. 359 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,560 [door creaking] 360 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,720 No. No. No, Jake. No! 361 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,320 He's fifteen. 362 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,800 He's not your son. 363 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,200 That's not the point. 364 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,520 - Go. - I knew you'd say that. 365 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,160 This is what you've always wanted. 366 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,320 I know. 367 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,960 No more power suits. Fuck load of snow. 368 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,320 I know. 369 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,080 Perfect place for your cold, cold heart. 370 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:15,320 I know. I can't. I have responsibilities. 371 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,000 Oh, come on. 372 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,760 Don't let other people get in the way 373 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,040 of what you really want. 374 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,760 Finland is what you really want. 375 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:25,680 My husband isn't "other people," okay? 376 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,520 My husband is my life. 377 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:31,120 Your husband tried to kiss me on your birthday. 378 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,040 Did he? 379 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,160 [sighs] 380 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,640 Did he? 381 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,480 [door opens, slams] 382 00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,440 [door closes] 383 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:04,640 [sighs] 384 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,600 Man: Sluts! 385 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,600 [applause] 386 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,720 Man: Sluts! 387 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,680 [applause] 388 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,040 [indistinct yelling] 389 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,720 Slut! 390 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,520 [applause] 391 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,400 Sluts! 392 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,960 [applause] 393 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,200 Go. 394 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,640 Sluts! 395 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:50,880 Man: Lovely. Lovely. 396 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,240 [applause] 397 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,120 Okay. 398 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,320 Up on your feet. 399 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,800 We're gonna say, "Sorry, Patricia." 400 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,120 All: Sorry, Patricia. 401 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,200 Man: Lovely. Give yourselves a round of applause. 402 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,840 [applause] 403 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,880 All right, guys, well done. 404 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,840 We're gonna head back to that house 405 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,720 better men. 406 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,520 Yeah? Well done. 407 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:12,920 Good work. Great stuff. 408 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,800 That's good. 409 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:27,880 Go on. 410 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,320 You can do it. 411 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,240 You're ready. 412 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,320 You know, I... 413 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,680 thought I recognized you. 414 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,200 Fair enough. 415 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,120 Probably for the best. 416 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:57,360 So, is your business... 417 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,320 surviving? 418 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:05,440 I'm sorry. 419 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,960 Oh, I don't want that. 420 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,800 So, you're doing the whole... 421 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,280 silent escape thing? 422 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,560 Indeed. 423 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:19,920 Going well? 424 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:31,720 I touched a colleague's breast. 425 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,080 More than once. 426 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,320 At a party, I-- 427 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,640 They asked me to go on a workshop to-- 428 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,400 [sighs] 429 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,480 I'm just a very... 430 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,400 disappointing man. 431 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,840 No, thanks, I'm trying to quit. 432 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,440 Those, on the other hand-- 433 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:12,880 They keep asking me, "What do you want from this workshop?" 434 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,720 "What do you want?" 435 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,240 I'm not telling them what I want. 436 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,800 I want to move back home. 437 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,040 I want to hug my wife. 438 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,200 Protect my children, protect my daughter. 439 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,480 I want to move on. 440 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,680 I want to apologize. 441 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:44,800 To... everyone. 442 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,680 I want to go to the theater. 443 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:58,400 I want to take clean cups out of the dishwasher, 444 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:02,680 and put them in the cupboard at home. 445 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,480 And the next morning, 446 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,800 I want to watch my wife drink from them. 447 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,560 And I want to make her feel good. 448 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,880 I want to make her orgasm again. 449 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:20,520 And again. 450 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,320 Truly. 451 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,480 I just want to cry. 452 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,240 All the time. 453 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:21,560 Claire. 454 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,520 Have you seen my sister? 455 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:42,600 [sighs] 456 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,280 [sighs] 457 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,320 Hi, this is Boo. 458 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,840 I can't come to the phone right now, 459 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:30,760 but please leave me a "messiagio," 460 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,440 so I'll get back to you. 461 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,360 [beep] 462 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,440 Someone should probably disconnect that. 463 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,360 ♪♪