1 00:00:15,566 --> 00:00:18,072 (plane buzzing) 2 00:00:18,072 --> 00:00:20,822 (birds chirping) 3 00:00:55,369 --> 00:00:57,444 (calm melody) 4 00:03:22,727 --> 00:03:24,718 (door knocking) 5 00:03:36,662 --> 00:03:39,329 (door creaking) 6 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,013 - Hello. 7 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,730 - Hi. 8 00:03:45,730 --> 00:03:48,590 - You're early. 9 00:03:49,784 --> 00:03:51,750 - No, no, I'm not. 10 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:52,675 - What time is it? 11 00:03:52,675 --> 00:03:53,909 - Seven. 12 00:03:53,909 --> 00:03:55,076 - Did we say seven? 13 00:03:55,076 --> 00:03:55,909 - Yeah. 14 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,230 It's okay, it's okay, can I come in? 15 00:03:59,230 --> 00:04:01,750 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. - Thanks. 16 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:10,713 - Hi. 17 00:04:10,713 --> 00:04:11,569 - Hi. 18 00:04:11,569 --> 00:04:12,700 - It's good to see you. 19 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:13,610 - It's good to see you, too. 20 00:04:15,910 --> 00:04:19,520 - You look dressed up. 21 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:20,750 - Oh, I didn't know where we were going, 22 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:22,231 so I figured 23 00:04:22,231 --> 00:04:23,064 better to be... - Going? 24 00:04:24,910 --> 00:04:25,743 - For dinner. 25 00:04:27,050 --> 00:04:30,980 - I made dinner 'cause I thought we were staying 26 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:32,860 which of course we're not and I'm gonna go get dressed. 27 00:04:32,860 --> 00:04:34,450 - No, no, no, it's fine, it's fine. 28 00:04:35,660 --> 00:04:37,370 - It's no big deal, I'm gonna get changed and I'll just-- 29 00:04:37,370 --> 00:04:39,300 - No, actually, now that you said something, 30 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:40,500 I would love to stay in. 31 00:04:42,228 --> 00:04:43,061 - Yeah? 32 00:04:43,061 --> 00:04:43,894 - [Beth] Yeah. 33 00:04:43,894 --> 00:04:44,860 - Okay, great. 34 00:04:44,860 --> 00:04:47,390 - It looks nice in here, you did something different, 35 00:04:47,390 --> 00:04:48,750 the lights are nice. 36 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:51,570 - Oh, yeah, nothing else really. 37 00:04:51,570 --> 00:04:54,596 I did try this new technique called cleaning. 38 00:04:54,596 --> 00:04:55,520 - Cleaning, I'm not familiar. 39 00:04:58,250 --> 00:04:59,570 Well, it looks good, yeah. 40 00:05:02,633 --> 00:05:03,591 What should I do with this? 41 00:05:03,591 --> 00:05:06,591 - I'll take it and I'll put it away. 42 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,890 You sure you thought we were going out tonight? 43 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:16,560 The food might take a while, 44 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:17,393 do you want me to open this now? 45 00:05:17,393 --> 00:05:18,900 - [Beth] No, I can wait. 46 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:19,733 - Okay. 47 00:05:20,690 --> 00:05:23,230 I'll just put this away. 48 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:27,107 - [Beth] So, we having spaghetti? 49 00:05:27,107 --> 00:05:28,575 - How did you guess that? 50 00:05:28,575 --> 00:05:30,920 - 'Cause you only know how to make two things 51 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:32,490 and one of them is scrabbled eggs 52 00:05:32,490 --> 00:05:35,790 and the other one is spaghetti. 53 00:05:35,790 --> 00:05:37,440 This doesn't go in the refrigerator, 54 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,023 just a reminder, red wine. 55 00:05:39,023 --> 00:05:41,200 - Red wine does not go in the fridge, 56 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,830 testing you and you passed. 57 00:05:42,830 --> 00:05:43,840 - Yes. 58 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:45,161 Winner. 59 00:05:45,161 --> 00:05:48,680 That is a lot of alcohol in there, you got enough? 60 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,480 - Yes, I'm gonna go get ready now. 61 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:55,410 - No, it's fine, you don't have to do that. 62 00:05:55,410 --> 00:05:57,250 - You expect me to stand around dressed like a frat boy 63 00:05:57,250 --> 00:05:59,916 and you're walking around in your gown. 64 00:05:59,916 --> 00:06:01,000 (Beth laughing) 65 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,560 - Gown, I overdressed, you look fine. 66 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:05,800 - Oh, it's just that, you know, 67 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:08,313 you look great. 68 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:11,233 - Thanks. 69 00:06:13,070 --> 00:06:15,020 I change my mind, I am gonna have some. 70 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:17,343 - I read recently 71 00:06:17,343 --> 00:06:19,930 that you are supposed to do that more often. 72 00:06:19,930 --> 00:06:20,763 - Do what? 73 00:06:20,763 --> 00:06:22,520 - Like compliment. 74 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:27,030 - You just found that out, just now, in adulthood? 75 00:06:27,030 --> 00:06:28,570 - Yeah, I don't read very much. 76 00:06:30,670 --> 00:06:31,750 - Do you want some? 77 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:34,330 - No, no, I hate wine, you know that. 78 00:06:34,330 --> 00:06:37,320 - I mean, I know that. 79 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,360 I just figured you start cleaning now, 80 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,940 you're a brand new man, turned over a new leaf. 81 00:06:44,210 --> 00:06:45,410 So, you're a reader now? 82 00:06:47,047 --> 00:06:48,590 - Yeah, no, not really. 83 00:06:48,590 --> 00:06:51,240 I just read like magazines at the doctor's office 84 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:52,710 and stuff like that. 85 00:06:52,710 --> 00:06:55,731 - What were you at the doctor's office for? 86 00:06:55,731 --> 00:06:56,564 - No, I don't know, 87 00:06:56,564 --> 00:06:58,833 I just haven't really been feeling well lately. 88 00:06:58,833 --> 00:07:00,640 I haven't been sleeping a whole lot, 89 00:07:01,490 --> 00:07:04,128 what about you, have you been working? 90 00:07:04,128 --> 00:07:05,211 - Yeah, yeah. 91 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,285 I've been picking up more shifts 92 00:07:08,285 --> 00:07:09,243 what about you? 93 00:07:09,243 --> 00:07:10,240 - Same thing. 94 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:14,629 Yeah, I'm just trying to keep myself occupied. 95 00:07:14,629 --> 00:07:15,462 - Yeah. 96 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:19,630 - I'm gonna get myself a drink. 97 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:26,593 Jump shot. 98 00:07:32,426 --> 00:07:34,070 I'm gonna get that later. 99 00:07:35,970 --> 00:07:38,150 - No, you should just leave it. 100 00:07:39,548 --> 00:07:40,600 It really classes up the place, 101 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,410 it goes with the art deco theme. 102 00:07:42,410 --> 00:07:45,510 - That's true and it gives me an excuse not to clean up 103 00:07:45,510 --> 00:07:46,720 which I love. 104 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,910 - Yeah, I know. 105 00:07:48,910 --> 00:07:50,140 You could start with the bottle cap 106 00:07:50,140 --> 00:07:53,920 and then just move on to like tackier stuff. 107 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,130 - Tackier stuff? 108 00:07:55,130 --> 00:07:57,930 Like one of those big plastic hand chairs? 109 00:07:57,930 --> 00:07:58,980 I'd get one of those. 110 00:08:00,101 --> 00:08:01,770 I would look good sitting in one of those. 111 00:08:01,770 --> 00:08:03,159 That's the epitome of tacky. 112 00:08:03,159 --> 00:08:04,720 - That's good, you should have a show. 113 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:06,230 Yeah. - My own show, yeah. 114 00:08:07,670 --> 00:08:10,190 Decorating with Garbage. 115 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:11,927 - No way, man. 116 00:08:11,927 --> 00:08:12,760 - What? 117 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,500 - No way, it's gotta be like way bigger, 118 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:19,077 like the big announcer comes in like, "Trash your house." 119 00:08:19,077 --> 00:08:20,027 - Trash your house. 120 00:08:22,030 --> 00:08:25,210 Yeah, oh, yeah, I'll drink to that, all right. 121 00:08:26,701 --> 00:08:28,368 God, you gotta be... 122 00:08:33,010 --> 00:08:34,360 I'm gonna go take that shower now, okay? 123 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:35,193 - Okay. 124 00:08:35,193 --> 00:08:36,388 - Yeah, I'm fine. 125 00:08:36,388 --> 00:08:37,221 - Oh, man. 126 00:08:37,221 --> 00:08:38,300 - I'm gonna go find my dignity somewhere. 127 00:08:39,326 --> 00:08:41,170 - What am I supposed to do? 128 00:08:41,170 --> 00:08:46,010 - You can pick out a movie for us to watch after dinner. 129 00:08:46,010 --> 00:08:47,460 I have new ones up there. 130 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,210 - I'm supposed to pick out a movie? 131 00:08:49,210 --> 00:08:50,043 - Yes. 132 00:08:50,043 --> 00:08:52,040 - I never get to pick out a movie. 133 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:53,087 - Well, you can now. 134 00:08:53,087 --> 00:08:54,229 - Where's Drew? 135 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:55,629 What have you done with him? 136 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,500 - Drew is gonna go drink his sweatshirt, 137 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:03,187 so I will be back in a little amount of time. 138 00:09:03,187 --> 00:09:04,854 It's not a big deal. 139 00:09:39,366 --> 00:09:42,033 (shower water running) 140 00:11:02,097 --> 00:11:04,627 (door grinding) 141 00:11:04,627 --> 00:11:05,877 - Looking good. 142 00:11:07,310 --> 00:11:08,340 - I do my best. 143 00:11:09,830 --> 00:11:11,283 Did you pick out a movie? 144 00:11:11,283 --> 00:11:12,433 - I read your magazine. 145 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:14,859 - What? 146 00:11:14,859 --> 00:11:17,120 - One from the doctor's office. 147 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,550 The Psychology of a Successful Evening 148 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,520 for 16 year old girls. 149 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,820 - I actually have no idea what you're talking about. 150 00:11:24,820 --> 00:11:25,960 I don't know whose magazine that is. 151 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:28,380 - Oh, sure, no, certainly not. 152 00:11:29,570 --> 00:11:32,060 - I just wanted tonight to go smoothly. 153 00:11:32,060 --> 00:11:33,560 I wanna make sure that we can be friends. 154 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,393 - That's silly. 155 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,990 - Why? 156 00:11:36,990 --> 00:11:38,680 - Because we're already friends, 157 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:41,350 you don't have to like impress me for us to be friends. 158 00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:42,963 - Impress you, what do you mean? 159 00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:44,880 - You know what I mean. 160 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,300 - You haven't felt like the past few weeks 161 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:50,970 have been totally weird? 162 00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:54,130 - No, they've been totally weird, 163 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,760 but it's not because we're not friends. 164 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:56,910 - Well, why is it then? 165 00:11:59,170 --> 00:12:00,520 - Because you're not there. 166 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:04,250 - Well, see, that's exactly what I'm talking about, 167 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:05,083 I'm not there. 168 00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:07,700 We haven't seen each other since we broke up 169 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:08,850 and we haven't even talked on the phone 170 00:12:08,850 --> 00:12:10,350 until I called you yesterday 171 00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:11,860 to see if you wanted to come out tonight. 172 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,740 - Isn't that kind of normal? 173 00:12:14,740 --> 00:12:16,160 We both need space. 174 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,430 - For what? 175 00:12:18,430 --> 00:12:20,760 - To get over it and move on. 176 00:12:24,517 --> 00:12:25,720 - And you're getting over it? 177 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,870 - [Beth] I think I'm doing an okay job, yeah. 178 00:12:30,077 --> 00:12:31,950 - Then what are we doing here? 179 00:12:31,950 --> 00:12:33,350 - [Beth] You said you wanted to be friends. 180 00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:35,350 - I do wanna be friends. 181 00:12:38,807 --> 00:12:39,962 I'm sorry, I do. 182 00:12:39,962 --> 00:12:42,629 (somber melody) 183 00:12:52,192 --> 00:12:53,025 - What? 184 00:12:53,025 --> 00:12:54,692 - Nothing, I just... 185 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:56,553 Your dress. 186 00:12:58,660 --> 00:13:01,160 I thought we weren't trying to impress each other. 187 00:13:06,746 --> 00:13:07,746 - I changed my mind. 188 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,323 - Going out? 189 00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:15,359 I guess we're going out. 190 00:13:21,454 --> 00:13:24,537 (indistinct chatter) 191 00:13:37,170 --> 00:13:38,003 - Yeah. 192 00:13:39,287 --> 00:13:41,453 Do you really think I didn't know about that? 193 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:42,780 - No. 194 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,318 I mean, all guys do it, I just thought that, 195 00:13:45,318 --> 00:13:48,867 only I thought you didn't know about the sock thing. 196 00:13:48,867 --> 00:13:51,275 - I mean, I didn't know it at first. 197 00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:53,393 It took me a little while to figure it out. 198 00:13:53,393 --> 00:13:55,810 I found one that felt like cardboard 199 00:13:55,810 --> 00:13:58,790 and I put two and two together. 200 00:13:58,790 --> 00:14:00,710 - [Drew] That's good old Sally. 201 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:01,810 She's been there for the long haul. 202 00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:02,643 - What? 203 00:14:05,768 --> 00:14:08,351 (lamp buzzing) 204 00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:15,230 So, how does it work exactly? 205 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,063 - Still? 206 00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:19,440 - Like what's your process with said sock? 207 00:14:20,510 --> 00:14:22,210 Do you have it there the whole time? 208 00:14:22,210 --> 00:14:23,780 Does it come in at the end? 209 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,790 - I don't know, it could go either way. 210 00:14:25,790 --> 00:14:27,850 Normally, she comes in at the end, but... 211 00:14:30,090 --> 00:14:32,064 I meant to say it not she, it-- 212 00:14:32,064 --> 00:14:33,731 - You did mean that. 213 00:14:36,546 --> 00:14:39,449 Is that because of the like cardboard factor? 214 00:14:39,449 --> 00:14:40,786 - Exactly. 215 00:14:40,786 --> 00:14:41,619 - Got it. 216 00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:42,770 Interesting. 217 00:14:42,770 --> 00:14:44,900 - Embarrassing is more like it. 218 00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:45,767 - Why is that embarrassing? 219 00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:48,646 Lots of people do that, I do stuff like that. 220 00:14:48,646 --> 00:14:50,250 - What are you doing with a sock? 221 00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:52,690 - [Beth] I'm serious. 222 00:14:52,690 --> 00:14:55,880 - I'm not saying you're not serious. 223 00:14:56,810 --> 00:14:58,520 I don't know, I can't imagine... 224 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,310 I'm sorry, I'm not saying you're uptight or anything, 225 00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:03,143 it's just that-- 226 00:15:03,143 --> 00:15:06,690 - You are, you think I don't know how to be sexy. 227 00:15:06,690 --> 00:15:09,110 - No, I think that going to town on a sock 228 00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:10,780 does not make me feel sexy 229 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:14,544 and you're not the most adventurous person. 230 00:15:14,544 --> 00:15:15,377 - Hey! 231 00:15:57,230 --> 00:16:00,370 what about that time I wore that schoolgirl outfit for you? 232 00:16:00,370 --> 00:16:03,660 - [Drew] Yes, one time, you never wore it again after that. 233 00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:04,880 - [Beth] Because you said it was more about 234 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,810 the cotton panties than anything. 235 00:16:06,810 --> 00:16:09,470 - I also said that the plaid skirt was totally sexy, 236 00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:10,526 but you are right. 237 00:16:10,526 --> 00:16:11,359 - You didn't. 238 00:16:11,359 --> 00:16:13,210 - I did, but I did also say the thing 239 00:16:13,210 --> 00:16:15,650 about the cotton panties, you're right. 240 00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:16,650 - And what did I do? 241 00:16:19,550 --> 00:16:21,930 I went out and bought like a ton of them, 242 00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:25,140 literally dozens in every different color the next day 243 00:16:25,140 --> 00:16:27,290 because you said you liked them. 244 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,027 - You know I do remember you saying something 245 00:16:29,027 --> 00:16:30,570 about them being more comfortable. 246 00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:32,600 - Yes, they are 247 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:36,460 and I'd rather not have to spend a million dollars 248 00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:39,210 at Victoria's secret and brave the bins with the masses 249 00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:43,710 and just buy a pack of five for six bucks at Target, yeah. 250 00:16:45,388 --> 00:16:47,660 - But you bought my favorite ones at Victoria's Secret. 251 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,433 - Which ones? 252 00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:54,146 - The black, the lacy ones with the stripes. 253 00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,570 (Drew growling) 254 00:16:56,570 --> 00:16:57,730 Those are so sexy. 255 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:04,223 What? 256 00:17:18,790 --> 00:17:21,373 (Drew pursing) 257 00:17:23,690 --> 00:17:24,690 You're doing that on purpose. 258 00:17:24,690 --> 00:17:25,523 - [Beth] I didn't. 259 00:17:25,523 --> 00:17:26,356 - You totally did - [Beth] I swear I didn't 260 00:17:26,356 --> 00:17:27,444 do it on purpose. - Did that on purpose. 261 00:17:27,444 --> 00:17:28,620 Right. 262 00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:31,740 You just happen to have them on tonight. 263 00:17:36,130 --> 00:17:37,470 - [Beth] Total fluke. 264 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:38,303 - I think you're lying 265 00:17:38,303 --> 00:17:40,340 'cause I haven't seen those in a decade at least. 266 00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:41,350 - Yeah, well. 267 00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:44,580 You're wrong, it was just a coincidence. 268 00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:46,760 - [Drew] Really? 269 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,950 These are your coincidence underwear, 270 00:17:49,950 --> 00:17:52,800 you just happen to be wearing them tonight of all nights, 271 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:53,633 that's your story? 272 00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:54,466 - [Beth] Yep. 273 00:17:55,810 --> 00:17:56,760 - [Drew] All right. 274 00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,060 - Am I supposed to go first? 275 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,180 Okay, I'll go first. 276 00:18:07,081 --> 00:18:08,740 (Drew snoring) 277 00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:09,970 Okay, okay, okay. 278 00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:12,870 I... 279 00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:15,733 masturbate. 280 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,080 - Yeah, and? 281 00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:23,110 - That's it. 282 00:18:23,110 --> 00:18:23,943 Your turn. 283 00:18:23,943 --> 00:18:24,776 - What? 284 00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:28,060 What do you mean? 285 00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:28,893 That's it. 286 00:18:30,391 --> 00:18:33,950 Saying I masturbate is like saying I eat cereal, 287 00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:35,793 it's a daily occurrence. 288 00:18:35,793 --> 00:18:37,343 - I don't eat cereal every day. 289 00:18:38,966 --> 00:18:40,666 - But do you masturbate every day? 290 00:18:41,610 --> 00:18:43,540 - I mean, sometimes. 291 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:46,140 I don't have like some kind of ridiculous streak going on, 292 00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:48,320 but yeah, I have spreads where I masturbate every day. 293 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,180 What about you? 294 00:18:55,774 --> 00:18:57,620 - Now, that I'm thinking about it. 295 00:18:57,620 --> 00:19:01,750 I guess if we're counting consecutive days played, 296 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:07,700 I've probably long since past Cal Ripken's iron man record. 297 00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:11,830 - Is that a long time? 298 00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:15,300 - Yeah, it's like in the thousands. 299 00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:17,770 Like 5,000. 300 00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:19,680 - 5,000 days in a row. 301 00:19:23,050 --> 00:19:24,610 That's like 14 years. 302 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:26,353 What can I say? 303 00:19:26,353 --> 00:19:30,030 I discovered myself as a young man and I never went back. 304 00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:31,740 - How do you even fit it in every day? 305 00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:34,820 - For guys, it is like eating cereal, it really is. 306 00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:37,090 Sometimes you have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. 307 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:39,930 - Had three times a day, multiple times a day? 308 00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:42,030 - My personal best is five times in a day. 309 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,490 Why are you making that face? 310 00:19:45,490 --> 00:19:46,800 - Five times a day? 311 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,540 - Yeah, it was awesome at the time. 312 00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:53,540 I stayed home from school, Ferris Bueller style, 313 00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:58,160 and it was just when our parents got internet, 314 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,760 so I was just introduced to online pornography 315 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,880 for the first time. - Oh god. 316 00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:09,540 - The problem was that we had that dial-up connection, 317 00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:12,510 so the jpegs were like. 318 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,410 I finished several times 319 00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:18,810 before the picture was even done that day. 320 00:20:20,170 --> 00:20:21,040 True statement. 321 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:25,080 - [Beth] That is a problem. 322 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,410 - I don't know if it's a problem. 323 00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:31,970 So, now it's your turn. 324 00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:35,140 - You have to elaborate. 325 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:39,680 Stop stalling and give me an answer. 326 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:40,513 - I'm not stalling. 327 00:20:40,513 --> 00:20:41,346 - You are too. 328 00:20:41,346 --> 00:20:42,179 - I'm not stalling. 329 00:20:42,179 --> 00:20:43,730 - [Drew] You are dramatically avoiding the question. 330 00:20:43,730 --> 00:20:45,610 - I am not avoiding the question. 331 00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:49,790 I'm perfectly fine discussing this stuff. 332 00:20:50,654 --> 00:20:51,770 - Lay it on me. 333 00:20:51,770 --> 00:20:52,620 - I'm super open. 334 00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:00,460 I sometimes 335 00:21:02,850 --> 00:21:05,470 take my pocket rocket to work with me. 336 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,920 - Your what? 337 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,270 - Pocket rocket. 338 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,460 - What's a pocket rocket? 339 00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:14,213 - Seriously. 340 00:21:14,213 --> 00:21:15,046 - Yeah. 341 00:21:15,046 --> 00:21:16,408 - It's like one of the... 342 00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:18,790 It's like one of the little like, 343 00:21:18,790 --> 00:21:20,460 the little vibrators. 344 00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:21,722 I have like a little remote control. 345 00:21:21,722 --> 00:21:22,960 - What? 346 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:23,840 - Yeah. 347 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:24,820 - It's got a remote control on it. 348 00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:26,370 - Yeah. 349 00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:29,520 Some of 'em come with, they're like shaped like butterflies 350 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,370 and have like straps so you can wear 'em under your, 351 00:21:31,370 --> 00:21:32,203 yeah, yeah. 352 00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:33,220 - [Drew] You did that? 353 00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:35,890 - No, I don't have those, I have a regular one. 354 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,520 Like a civilized person. - Right. 355 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:39,640 - I don't have a butterfly that straps 356 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:42,340 to my vagina. - Like a normal pocket rocket. 357 00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:43,510 That's an intense name. 358 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:46,050 Did you use it like multiple times a day at work, is that-- 359 00:21:46,050 --> 00:21:49,550 - No, I freaked out when you said multiple times a day. 360 00:21:49,550 --> 00:21:50,383 - That's true, I don't know. 361 00:21:50,383 --> 00:21:51,569 - I didn't even know that was a thing. 362 00:21:51,569 --> 00:21:54,430 - I didn't know pocket rockets were a thing. 363 00:21:54,430 --> 00:21:56,140 - No, I just like, 364 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:59,670 we have one of those like single person bathrooms. 365 00:21:59,670 --> 00:22:00,503 - Oh, yeah. 366 00:22:00,503 --> 00:22:02,860 - And it locks and it has a fan. 367 00:22:02,860 --> 00:22:03,960 - You're a dirty girl. 368 00:22:06,010 --> 00:22:10,330 In a good way, it's in a good way, that's totally fine. 369 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:13,880 Pocket rocket, lesson learned. 370 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,390 Wow, you look really embarrassed right now, 371 00:22:18,390 --> 00:22:19,311 are you actually embarrassed? 372 00:22:19,311 --> 00:22:20,144 - [Beth] No. 373 00:22:20,144 --> 00:22:21,430 - You're not? 374 00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:22,263 Good. 375 00:22:22,263 --> 00:22:23,096 - [Beth] No. 376 00:22:25,495 --> 00:22:27,310 - [Drew] You don't have anything to feel embarrassed about. 377 00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:28,143 - Right. 378 00:22:28,143 --> 00:22:29,680 - 'Cause I fucked a couch once. 379 00:22:34,370 --> 00:22:35,203 - What? 380 00:22:37,370 --> 00:22:38,800 - I guess if we're putting it all out there, 381 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:42,850 I should admit that I fucked a couch. 382 00:22:42,850 --> 00:22:45,540 - What does that even mean, what does that entail? 383 00:22:45,540 --> 00:22:49,460 - I heard that if you put a particular solution 384 00:22:49,460 --> 00:22:50,720 into a Ziploc baggy 385 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:53,660 and place that baggy inside of a crevasse 386 00:22:53,660 --> 00:22:55,300 and fornicate with said crevasse, 387 00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:59,440 then it is something else and I tried it. 388 00:23:00,340 --> 00:23:02,322 - And was it something else? 389 00:23:02,322 --> 00:23:04,025 - It was definitely else. 390 00:23:04,025 --> 00:23:05,813 - It's just something, it was something else. 391 00:23:05,813 --> 00:23:08,211 - It was definitely something. 392 00:23:08,211 --> 00:23:09,300 - When? 393 00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:11,520 Wait, first of all, okay, wait a minute. 394 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,980 What possessed you to come up with that idea? 395 00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:15,813 - I found it on the-- 396 00:23:15,813 --> 00:23:17,585 - that particular recipe recipe for madness. 397 00:23:17,585 --> 00:23:19,270 - I didn't come up with it. 398 00:23:19,270 --> 00:23:20,950 I found that shit on the internet. 399 00:23:20,950 --> 00:23:22,360 We have come a long way. 400 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:23,560 - By searching for what? 401 00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:28,760 You googled, you typed into Google? 402 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,850 - Innovative masturbation techniques. 403 00:23:32,810 --> 00:23:34,160 - You really searched that, 404 00:23:35,719 --> 00:23:36,830 you were out of ideas? 405 00:23:36,830 --> 00:23:38,330 - Wouldn't you if you were looking 406 00:23:38,330 --> 00:23:41,360 for innovative masturbation techniques, 407 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:45,210 wouldn't you google quote innovative masturbation ideas? 408 00:23:45,210 --> 00:23:47,160 - No, I'd ask a friend, phone a friend. 409 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,250 - You think any friend would be like, 410 00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:50,890 "Yeah, dude, you definitely gotta try fucking a couch 411 00:23:50,890 --> 00:23:52,430 "one of these days, it's primo." 412 00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:54,707 - Girls talk about that stuff. 413 00:23:54,707 --> 00:23:55,740 - [Drew] They talk about fucking couches? 414 00:23:55,740 --> 00:23:56,573 - No. 415 00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,740 How would... 416 00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:01,440 - I felt like I wasn't alone in the universe 417 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,490 for a second there. 418 00:24:02,490 --> 00:24:04,350 - How would we fuck couches? 419 00:24:04,350 --> 00:24:07,300 I don't think we have the necessary equipment accoutrement. 420 00:24:08,654 --> 00:24:09,854 - You're probably right. 421 00:24:11,270 --> 00:24:13,470 I never looked back, though. 422 00:24:14,950 --> 00:24:16,100 - That is bizarre. 423 00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:19,820 - Thank you for making me feel very self-conscious. 424 00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:22,670 - Well, I'm sorry and you're welcome. 425 00:24:25,110 --> 00:24:27,710 - I had a very interesting adolescence. 426 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:33,913 - Okay. 427 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,290 So, tell me. 428 00:24:37,290 --> 00:24:40,560 Why the obsession with the most basic of underwear? 429 00:24:42,820 --> 00:24:43,850 - I don't know. 430 00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:47,070 Cotton feels nice to the touch 431 00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:49,320 and it hugs the hips in all the right places. 432 00:24:50,550 --> 00:24:51,880 I don't know, I like simple. 433 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:57,940 I think that all those little stringy things are just weird. 434 00:24:57,940 --> 00:25:00,090 They're just up in the butt. 435 00:25:00,090 --> 00:25:02,110 That's a string in your butt, it just creeps me out. 436 00:25:02,110 --> 00:25:04,190 - [Beth] So, you prefer fabric to skin? 437 00:25:04,190 --> 00:25:05,023 - Yes. 438 00:25:05,023 --> 00:25:06,800 Unless we're talking about like flat out nakedness, 439 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,600 then get naked every time, that's fine, I'd prefer that. 440 00:25:11,430 --> 00:25:12,770 What about you? 441 00:25:12,770 --> 00:25:17,070 What is your fascination with my gray boxer briefs? 442 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,530 - I think that gray's a good color on you, 443 00:25:23,530 --> 00:25:24,490 on you in particular. 444 00:25:24,490 --> 00:25:25,890 It's not like I like gray boxer briefs 445 00:25:25,890 --> 00:25:27,200 on every man in the world. 446 00:25:28,794 --> 00:25:29,627 Just you. 447 00:25:31,370 --> 00:25:35,650 But I do think that boxer briefs hug in the right places. 448 00:25:36,860 --> 00:25:38,860 - They most definitely hug. 449 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,240 - You're wearing 'em right now, aren't you? 450 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,073 Yeah, you are. 451 00:25:45,073 --> 00:25:45,906 - I can neither confirm 452 00:25:45,906 --> 00:25:46,852 nor deny - [Beth] Yeah, I know you are. 453 00:25:46,852 --> 00:25:48,460 that I'm currently wearing. - Show me. 454 00:25:48,460 --> 00:25:50,720 Let me at 'em, show me. 455 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:51,730 - Really, right now? 456 00:25:51,730 --> 00:25:53,290 - Yeah, yeah. 457 00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:54,123 Yeah. 458 00:25:54,123 --> 00:25:55,220 - There you go. 459 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,053 - I didn't even see that, 460 00:25:56,053 --> 00:25:57,340 the damn console's in the way. - You should've been 461 00:25:57,340 --> 00:25:58,180 paying attention. - I showed you my ass 462 00:25:58,180 --> 00:26:00,780 in traffic, you better pull your pants down, mister. 463 00:26:02,390 --> 00:26:03,820 - I don't know if you've ever said anything 464 00:26:03,820 --> 00:26:07,030 so awesome to me in all the years that I've known you 465 00:26:07,030 --> 00:26:09,640 and for being awesome I will show you. 466 00:26:10,658 --> 00:26:15,619 God, there's never any room when you, oh, shit. 467 00:26:15,619 --> 00:26:18,286 (Beth laughing) 468 00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:22,920 - There's yogurt in my crotch. 469 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:23,753 - Yeah. 470 00:26:24,860 --> 00:26:27,640 - There's frozen yogurt ice cream in my crotch. 471 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,770 It's surprisingly still cold after all this time. 472 00:26:31,770 --> 00:26:32,603 - You're ready to go. 473 00:26:32,603 --> 00:26:36,300 We'll get you a Ziploc bag and you are ready to go. 474 00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:37,438 - You brought that full circle, didn't you? 475 00:26:37,438 --> 00:26:38,521 - Yeah. - Are you proud of yourself? 476 00:26:38,521 --> 00:26:40,271 - Yeah, a little bit. 477 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,130 - It's all over my crotch. 478 00:26:44,130 --> 00:26:45,589 This is the worst. 479 00:26:45,589 --> 00:26:47,020 - Oh, that is the worst. 480 00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:48,440 - Did you at least see the boxer briefs? 481 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,810 - [Beth] No. 482 00:26:49,810 --> 00:26:52,130 - [Drew] Well, now they're purple, 483 00:26:52,130 --> 00:26:53,330 they're really gray and purple. 484 00:26:53,330 --> 00:26:54,439 - [Beth] Purple's good on you, too, 485 00:26:54,439 --> 00:26:55,710 you can wear gray and purple, it matches. 486 00:26:55,710 --> 00:26:57,870 - Probably go home so I can wash this off. 487 00:27:03,098 --> 00:27:05,265 God, that was fucking hot. 488 00:27:28,745 --> 00:27:32,440 - Hope you don't mind, my dress was a little. 489 00:27:33,636 --> 00:27:34,469 You know. 490 00:27:35,596 --> 00:27:37,872 - No, I don't know. 491 00:27:37,872 --> 00:27:39,610 - [Beth] That was a lot of information we shared in the car, 492 00:27:39,610 --> 00:27:41,090 I'm feeling kinda weird about it. 493 00:27:41,090 --> 00:27:41,923 - [Drew] Are you? 494 00:27:41,923 --> 00:27:43,020 - [Beth] Yeah. 495 00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:43,870 - [Drew] I don't think it's weird. 496 00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:44,703 - [Beth] Just a little. 497 00:27:44,703 --> 00:27:45,620 - I just find it very difficult 498 00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:47,470 to look at you in the eyes right now. 499 00:27:49,328 --> 00:27:50,428 - It was nice, though. 500 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:52,673 - Yeah? 501 00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:53,506 - Yeah. 502 00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:55,210 I like talking about stuff like that. 503 00:27:55,210 --> 00:27:59,090 I feel like we just kinda couldn't before. 504 00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:03,050 We should've talked about that earlier. 505 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:06,700 Now, there's kinda nothing to lose, 506 00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:11,700 so it's like I'll just tell you about my habits. 507 00:28:13,590 --> 00:28:16,257 - Really, it's easier now, it wasn't easy before? 508 00:28:16,257 --> 00:28:17,090 - I don't know. 509 00:28:21,060 --> 00:28:22,730 It's different when you have to look 510 00:28:22,730 --> 00:28:25,030 someone in the eye every day. 511 00:28:25,030 --> 00:28:26,810 Could blame it on the wine if I wanted. 512 00:28:26,810 --> 00:28:28,465 - You could. 513 00:28:28,465 --> 00:28:29,744 I don't think it's the wine, though. 514 00:28:29,744 --> 00:28:31,620 - [Beth] No, it's not the wine. 515 00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:35,190 - Nope 'cause I shared way too much information as well. 516 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,080 Oh, I'm happy about it, don't get me wrong. 517 00:28:40,550 --> 00:28:41,383 That was fun. 518 00:28:42,650 --> 00:28:43,750 That was a lot of fun. 519 00:28:51,990 --> 00:28:52,940 We could try again. 520 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,070 - No, we couldn't. 521 00:28:59,070 --> 00:28:59,930 - Just like that. 522 00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:02,290 Was our relationship bad? 523 00:29:03,622 --> 00:29:06,130 - No, what, no. 524 00:29:06,130 --> 00:29:07,890 - Why not, we were good together. 525 00:29:07,890 --> 00:29:09,620 - We were great together until we weren't great together. 526 00:29:12,986 --> 00:29:15,060 - I think we can work through that. 527 00:29:15,060 --> 00:29:16,260 - Has something changed? 528 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,620 - I mean, not really. 529 00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:27,290 - So, what you really is I could work through that. 530 00:29:27,290 --> 00:29:30,240 - No, that is not what I'm saying. 531 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,073 Beth. 532 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:32,853 Beth. 533 00:29:45,460 --> 00:29:47,542 We could always talk it through, you know. 534 00:29:47,542 --> 00:29:49,280 - And then what? 535 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,350 You promise me you're gonna change. 536 00:29:51,350 --> 00:29:52,270 - Maybe. 537 00:29:52,270 --> 00:29:53,103 - No, thank you. 538 00:29:58,650 --> 00:30:00,290 - So, you're telling me that the thing 539 00:30:00,290 --> 00:30:02,030 that broke us up in the first place, 540 00:30:02,030 --> 00:30:04,660 you're thinking that I'm incapable of changing, 541 00:30:04,660 --> 00:30:06,390 I am now showing you, 542 00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:08,310 telling you that I'm capable of changing 543 00:30:08,310 --> 00:30:10,030 and you're just not interested. 544 00:30:10,030 --> 00:30:11,000 - [Beth] That's right. 545 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,520 - That's so confusing. 546 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:13,353 - No, it isn't. 547 00:30:17,220 --> 00:30:19,570 What would happen in this scenario? 548 00:30:19,570 --> 00:30:22,490 Two options, one, you pretend to be something you're not 549 00:30:22,490 --> 00:30:23,730 and then end up resenting me for it. 550 00:30:23,730 --> 00:30:25,110 Yes, you would. 551 00:30:25,110 --> 00:30:27,520 Or you change into somebody different 552 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:28,910 and I don't know that person. 553 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:30,890 - So, do you want me to change or not change 554 00:30:30,890 --> 00:30:31,880 or maybe you want me to change 555 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,180 into something very, very specific, 556 00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:36,970 I don't fucking know, Jesus Christ, Beth, what do you want? 557 00:30:36,970 --> 00:30:39,140 - I don't wanna be fighting with you. 558 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,210 - You're right, I'm sorry. 559 00:30:55,340 --> 00:30:57,541 I didn't mean to snap at you 560 00:30:57,541 --> 00:30:58,374 - I know. 561 00:30:58,374 --> 00:31:01,310 - I guess I just don't wanna talk about this right now. 562 00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:12,640 I think I need some real food, I'm gonna make dinner. 563 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,360 - I do not want any, I'm not hungry. 564 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,325 - You're not hungry? 565 00:31:15,325 --> 00:31:16,158 - [Beth] No. 566 00:31:16,158 --> 00:31:16,991 - [Drew] 'Cause the human body 567 00:31:16,991 --> 00:31:20,440 needs more than just wine and ice cream. 568 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,273 - Says who? 569 00:31:21,273 --> 00:31:22,180 - Everybody. 570 00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:24,083 - No way. 571 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,140 I'll just have some bread or something later. 572 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,551 - Yeah, I don't think I have any bread. 573 00:31:30,551 --> 00:31:32,540 - Of course you don't. 574 00:31:32,540 --> 00:31:34,190 Do you have any crackers, chips? 575 00:31:34,190 --> 00:31:35,500 - Yeah, yeah, in the pantry. 576 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:37,240 - Cool, I will have some of those. 577 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,890 - Okay, if you change your mind, let me know. 578 00:31:39,890 --> 00:31:41,230 I'm gonna make dinner 579 00:31:41,230 --> 00:31:44,560 because my crotch got most of my ice cream. 580 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,010 - I can't believe you stole that magazine 581 00:31:48,010 --> 00:31:50,063 from the doctor's office. 582 00:31:50,063 --> 00:31:52,540 - [Drew] Well, they were out of Highlights. 583 00:31:54,340 --> 00:31:56,250 - [Beth] I'm gonna finish that article. 584 00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:59,000 - [Drew] Why, so you can impress me? 585 00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:01,740 How far did you get into it? 586 00:32:05,370 --> 00:32:06,640 - Right into the part where they talk about 587 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,640 doing things you used to do as a couple. 588 00:32:32,039 --> 00:32:33,622 What are you doing? 589 00:32:35,190 --> 00:32:37,760 - Nothing, just looking at you. 590 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,310 - Are you enjoying the view? 591 00:33:03,063 --> 00:33:04,646 What are you doing? 592 00:33:07,892 --> 00:33:10,809 - Nothing, I'm just looking at you. 593 00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:13,023 - Okay. 594 00:33:40,613 --> 00:33:43,696 (soft gentle melody) 595 00:34:41,832 --> 00:34:43,147 I finished that article. 596 00:34:43,147 --> 00:34:45,041 - Yeah, what you think? 597 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:46,670 - [Beth] Good points and bad points. 598 00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:47,503 - Such as? 599 00:34:50,700 --> 00:34:52,870 You finished that whole bottle? 600 00:34:52,870 --> 00:34:53,703 - Yeah. 601 00:34:54,870 --> 00:34:55,828 - Impressive. 602 00:34:55,828 --> 00:34:57,070 - Wasn't like it was that fast. 603 00:34:57,070 --> 00:34:58,220 - A couple of hours. 604 00:34:58,220 --> 00:34:59,760 - Like I said not that fast 605 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,619 plus technically bottle's not finished 606 00:35:01,619 --> 00:35:03,087 until I drink this class. 607 00:35:03,087 --> 00:35:04,312 Cheers. 608 00:35:04,312 --> 00:35:06,440 - I have no idea how you drink that stuff. 609 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,241 - It's good for you, it's good for your heart, 610 00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:11,040 and it shows class. 611 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,080 - So much class. 612 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:16,500 - [Beth] It just gives you a dignified presence. 613 00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:18,328 - So dignified. 614 00:35:18,328 --> 00:35:20,456 I was gonna ask you if you wanted a funnel, but-- 615 00:35:20,456 --> 00:35:22,400 - Oh, very funny, that's very funny. 616 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:23,233 - I am a very funny person. 617 00:35:23,233 --> 00:35:24,640 - I'm laughing. 618 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,890 What are you making for dinner, gourmet chef? 619 00:35:32,210 --> 00:35:34,570 - This is called scramble eggs. 620 00:35:34,570 --> 00:35:35,570 - Scramble? 621 00:35:35,570 --> 00:35:36,403 - Yep. 622 00:35:36,403 --> 00:35:39,980 It's a French use of 623 00:35:41,510 --> 00:35:42,600 young poultry. 624 00:35:45,414 --> 00:35:46,664 - And, fromage? 625 00:35:47,774 --> 00:35:49,299 - And fromage, yes. 626 00:35:49,299 --> 00:35:51,050 - I think I'd like those crackers now. 627 00:35:52,170 --> 00:35:53,980 - Then you can get them out of the pantry. 628 00:35:55,780 --> 00:35:58,973 - You don't have one of those. 629 00:35:58,973 --> 00:36:01,140 - Au contraire, mon frere. 630 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:03,293 Bam! 631 00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:05,563 - This is your pantry. 632 00:36:05,563 --> 00:36:06,396 - Yep. 633 00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:08,853 I broke it, 634 00:36:08,853 --> 00:36:10,030 so I might as well get some sort of use out of it. 635 00:36:10,030 --> 00:36:11,630 - [Beth] How, how did you possibly 636 00:36:11,630 --> 00:36:12,810 break the dishwasher? - [Drew] I have no idea. 637 00:36:12,810 --> 00:36:14,210 I killed it somehow. 638 00:36:15,810 --> 00:36:16,643 - [Beth] Ooh. 639 00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:19,000 - [Drew] Change your mind on the crackers? 640 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,360 - Noms, yeah. 641 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,030 Why would I have crackers when there's chips and salsa? 642 00:36:24,030 --> 00:36:25,380 - Because there's no salsa. 643 00:36:28,330 --> 00:36:29,980 There's ketchup in there, though. 644 00:36:31,438 --> 00:36:32,776 - Gross. 645 00:36:32,776 --> 00:36:34,976 - It's not gross, it's made out of tomatoes. 646 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:36,800 - Is it? 647 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,400 - It says it right there, they're the same thing. 648 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,760 - Okay. 649 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,020 - It's like liquid salsa. 650 00:36:45,490 --> 00:36:47,730 - [Beth] I'm gonna give you a preview, 651 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:54,240 you know what this ketchup chip tortilla magic 652 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:55,433 might taste like. 653 00:36:55,433 --> 00:36:57,708 - You know, I'm gonna be all right with the eggs. 654 00:36:57,708 --> 00:36:59,200 - [Beth] Just try it, it's just like salsa. 655 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,033 - [Drew] Nope. 656 00:37:00,033 --> 00:37:00,866 - Tomatoes. 657 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,050 - [Beth] I'm gonna pass. 658 00:37:03,050 --> 00:37:03,883 - But for sure? 659 00:37:03,883 --> 00:37:04,800 - [Drew] Yep. - It's delicious. 660 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:05,753 - Nope. 661 00:37:05,753 --> 00:37:06,940 (Beth mimicking airplane) 662 00:37:06,940 --> 00:37:08,450 It's a hard pass. 663 00:37:08,450 --> 00:37:09,283 Stop doing that 664 00:37:09,283 --> 00:37:10,255 I'm not a baby. - It's an airplane. 665 00:37:10,255 --> 00:37:12,530 - I'm not a baby. - Airplane and you are a baby 666 00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:13,810 'cause you won't eat this. 667 00:37:13,810 --> 00:37:15,030 You're a wimpy baby. 668 00:37:18,090 --> 00:37:19,110 - It's not gonna work. 669 00:37:22,029 --> 00:37:25,540 Oh, payback is such a bitch. 670 00:37:28,990 --> 00:37:32,020 Here, just wash it down with some wine when you're done. 671 00:37:33,370 --> 00:37:35,073 You're so sexy right now. 672 00:37:35,073 --> 00:37:36,050 - [Beth] Who's pretty as this? 673 00:37:36,050 --> 00:37:37,365 - You're so sexy. 674 00:37:37,365 --> 00:37:39,810 - You have two seconds to shut the fuck up 675 00:37:39,810 --> 00:37:40,650 and back away from me. 676 00:37:40,650 --> 00:37:43,140 - I can't move, you've cornered me 677 00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:45,880 with your chips and ketchup, your ketchips. 678 00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:48,570 - Good payback. 679 00:37:48,570 --> 00:37:51,720 - Are you ready for some gourmet eggs and cheese now? 680 00:37:54,190 --> 00:37:55,220 What's wrong? 681 00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:56,730 Does it still have a terrible aftertaste? 682 00:37:56,730 --> 00:37:57,858 You're gonna wash it down with some cheesy eggs. 683 00:37:57,858 --> 00:37:59,070 - I'm mad at you, I can't talk to you right now. 684 00:37:59,070 --> 00:38:00,993 - Cheesy eggs. 685 00:38:00,993 --> 00:38:04,510 Queso y eggs. 686 00:38:04,510 --> 00:38:05,760 My Spanish is terrible. 687 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,010 - Huevos. 688 00:38:07,010 --> 00:38:08,760 - Huevos rancheros. 689 00:38:10,150 --> 00:38:12,430 Unfortunately, my Spanish is not as good as my cooking 690 00:38:12,430 --> 00:38:16,734 which is amazing, so you're welcome. 691 00:38:16,734 --> 00:38:17,760 - You know, I can't wait. 692 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,320 You should make like breakfast nachos. 693 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,430 - Do you want me to add the cheese before or after? 694 00:38:23,430 --> 00:38:24,680 You can ask the chef. 695 00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:29,976 Do you like the cheese in there or on top? 696 00:38:29,976 --> 00:38:30,809 A sprinkling-- 697 00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:31,642 - On top. 698 00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:32,960 - A smattering of cheese. 699 00:38:35,126 --> 00:38:39,270 I can get some nacho cheese. - A dice roll of cheese. 700 00:38:39,270 --> 00:38:41,350 - I have varying kinds of cheeses. 701 00:38:41,350 --> 00:38:44,363 This is a Mexican four cheese 702 00:38:44,363 --> 00:38:47,570 and I have Kraft singles in there 703 00:38:47,570 --> 00:38:49,700 that I made grilled cheeseses with. 704 00:38:50,540 --> 00:38:52,040 I'm sure I have nacho cheese in there. 705 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,040 Queso from Vito. 706 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,440 I have all sorts of interesting cheese in there. 707 00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:00,290 The next time you talk about my gourmet eggs, think twice. 708 00:39:22,017 --> 00:39:24,600 (pan sizzling) 709 00:41:10,741 --> 00:41:12,542 Are you sure you don't want any? 710 00:41:12,542 --> 00:41:13,559 - [Beth] I'm fine. 711 00:41:13,559 --> 00:41:14,809 - They're good. 712 00:41:15,694 --> 00:41:17,273 - I'm fine. 713 00:41:17,273 --> 00:41:19,773 (dance music) 714 00:41:38,164 --> 00:41:40,747 - What do you wanna talk about? 715 00:41:41,906 --> 00:41:46,323 - [Beth] I don't know, whatever you wanna talk about. 716 00:42:09,408 --> 00:42:10,869 ("Midnight" by Marc Hampson) 717 00:42:10,869 --> 00:42:12,452 What are you doing? 718 00:42:17,271 --> 00:42:18,104 - Come dance with me. 719 00:42:18,104 --> 00:42:19,270 - Seriously? 720 00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:20,270 - Seriously. 721 00:42:31,226 --> 00:42:32,856 ♪ It's dark, let's go outside ♪ 722 00:42:32,856 --> 00:42:34,284 ♪ We'll brave the rain ♪ 723 00:42:34,284 --> 00:42:37,378 ♪ Besides it's always dark here on the floor ♪ 724 00:42:37,378 --> 00:42:42,378 ♪ And it's getting wetter all the time ♪ 725 00:42:43,123 --> 00:42:46,155 ♪ Teardrops from the sky mask your wet cheeks ♪ 726 00:42:46,155 --> 00:42:49,373 ♪ Hiding homegrown pain you keep inside ♪ 727 00:42:49,373 --> 00:42:54,373 ♪ And it's getting harder all the time ♪ 728 00:42:54,538 --> 00:42:59,538 ♪ I miss those stories we used to tell so long ago ♪ 729 00:42:59,908 --> 00:43:01,983 ♪ The one about one sweet boy♪ 730 00:43:01,983 --> 00:43:03,833 ♪ going on about one sweet girl ♪ 731 00:43:03,833 --> 00:43:05,825 ♪ As they roll around on the floor ♪ 732 00:43:05,825 --> 00:43:07,580 ♪ And sing to each other ♪ 733 00:43:07,580 --> 00:43:12,580 ♪ Just like lovers under the covers, but only more ♪ 734 00:43:14,183 --> 00:43:16,400 ♪ Ba-da-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ♪ 735 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,444 - I actually realized something. 736 00:43:18,444 --> 00:43:19,277 - Yeah? 737 00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:24,160 You remember the first time we heard that song? 738 00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,292 - Yeah, I think my hand still hurt from working on the car. 739 00:43:26,292 --> 00:43:29,360 - I was so mad, I was so mad 740 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,290 that nothing you said could calm me down 741 00:43:33,361 --> 00:43:35,611 and then that song came on. 742 00:43:36,722 --> 00:43:38,400 - Guess it was just one of those things. 743 00:43:41,491 --> 00:43:44,420 ♪ Night brings in the tide all tied around the neck ♪ 744 00:43:44,420 --> 00:43:45,253 - I loved you. 745 00:43:45,253 --> 00:43:47,761 ♪ We'll swim through madness drinking wine ♪ 746 00:43:47,761 --> 00:43:51,920 ♪ It's running low, we're losing time ♪ 747 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,081 ♪ Dance with me before a goodbye ♪ 748 00:43:54,081 --> 00:43:59,081 ♪ 'Cause midnight's coming all the time ♪ 749 00:43:59,346 --> 00:44:04,098 ♪ I miss those stories we used to tell so long ago ♪ 750 00:44:04,098 --> 00:44:05,682 - Shouldn't have done that. 751 00:44:05,682 --> 00:44:07,270 ♪ The one about one sweet boy going on-- ♪ 752 00:44:07,270 --> 00:44:08,476 - [Beth] Shouldn't have done that. 753 00:44:08,476 --> 00:44:09,309 - But you did. 754 00:44:09,309 --> 00:44:10,610 - [Beth] But I shouldn't have. 755 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:21,593 - But you did. 756 00:44:21,593 --> 00:44:22,460 - [Beth] It was a mistake. 757 00:44:22,460 --> 00:44:23,950 - How can you say that? 758 00:44:23,950 --> 00:44:25,740 - Because it was. 759 00:44:25,740 --> 00:44:28,090 Our relationship isn't like that anymore, Drew. 760 00:44:28,928 --> 00:44:30,410 - Do you still love me? 761 00:44:30,410 --> 00:44:31,460 - You know that I do. 762 00:44:32,310 --> 00:44:34,740 - Then how can you say that it was a mistake? 763 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:39,730 Two people kissing when they're in love is not a mistake. 764 00:44:44,980 --> 00:44:46,900 - It is if they're trying to move on. 765 00:44:51,388 --> 00:44:52,547 - Well, maybe that's the problem then 766 00:44:52,547 --> 00:44:54,230 because I don't think that two people who are in love 767 00:44:54,230 --> 00:44:55,063 should move on. 768 00:45:21,744 --> 00:45:22,577 - Hey. 769 00:45:23,700 --> 00:45:24,533 - Hey. 770 00:45:27,110 --> 00:45:28,420 - You all right? 771 00:45:31,084 --> 00:45:32,667 - I've been better. 772 00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:34,993 - Me too. 773 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,930 - Yeah, now I feel a lot better. 774 00:46:06,540 --> 00:46:08,577 - Okay, let's talk about it. 775 00:46:08,577 --> 00:46:09,431 - About what? 776 00:46:09,431 --> 00:46:11,713 - About how you feel about everything. 777 00:46:11,713 --> 00:46:12,941 - You know how I feel about everything. 778 00:46:12,941 --> 00:46:15,180 - So, tell me again, please. 779 00:46:25,850 --> 00:46:27,840 - I think that I felt my heart break 780 00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:29,850 about a dozen times tonight 781 00:46:29,850 --> 00:46:31,330 and I don't really wanna go back 782 00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:32,700 and relive all of those moments 783 00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:34,350 getting the same answers from you 784 00:46:35,340 --> 00:46:37,880 'cause I don't think I can take it, 785 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:41,040 so if there's something that you wanna say to me, 786 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,730 then you should just say it, okay? 787 00:46:45,270 --> 00:46:46,530 Because I'm really sick 788 00:46:46,530 --> 00:46:49,670 and I'm fucking tired of these mind games. 789 00:46:54,940 --> 00:46:56,278 What the fuck - [Beth] I'm sorry. 790 00:46:56,278 --> 00:46:58,078 - could you possibly be laughing at? 791 00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:04,495 - You're so stupid. 792 00:47:04,495 --> 00:47:05,328 - [Drew] What? 793 00:47:05,328 --> 00:47:07,630 - I showed up in like the shortest dress I own 794 00:47:08,470 --> 00:47:13,170 and drank an entire bottle of wine and I'm teasing you 795 00:47:13,170 --> 00:47:16,140 and we're like back and forth like it's fucking kindergarten 796 00:47:16,140 --> 00:47:18,380 and I'm wearing your clothes. 797 00:47:19,710 --> 00:47:21,790 I'm practically throwing myself at you. 798 00:47:21,790 --> 00:47:24,630 - I'm sorry if I'm a little distracted, 799 00:47:24,630 --> 00:47:27,110 I'm probably focused on the fact 800 00:47:27,110 --> 00:47:29,470 that you said that there was no future with me 801 00:47:29,470 --> 00:47:32,048 and that kissing me was a terrible mistake. 802 00:47:32,048 --> 00:47:34,294 - I have to say that. 803 00:47:34,294 --> 00:47:37,270 I have to say that, we broke up, we broke up, 804 00:47:37,270 --> 00:47:39,550 I can't just walk in here and say how I really feel 805 00:47:39,550 --> 00:47:42,010 or else we'll be back together five minutes after I get here 806 00:47:42,010 --> 00:47:44,540 and then nothing will have been solved. 807 00:47:44,540 --> 00:47:46,090 - What's wrong with getting back together? 808 00:47:46,090 --> 00:47:49,020 - I don't want to be your girlfriend, Drew. 809 00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:51,540 I wanna be your wife. 810 00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:54,933 God! 811 00:48:10,257 --> 00:48:15,150 - You know, I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. 812 00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:20,910 Doesn't that count for anything? 813 00:48:20,910 --> 00:48:22,540 - Towards what? 814 00:48:22,540 --> 00:48:24,740 Would you like me to add that to your score? 815 00:48:25,770 --> 00:48:27,600 What are we keeping score on? 816 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:30,580 What's the prize? 817 00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:34,980 Of course it means something, 818 00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:38,410 but if you can do that, why can't we just get married? 819 00:48:38,410 --> 00:48:39,560 - You know why. 820 00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:43,248 It will ruin everything. 821 00:48:43,248 --> 00:48:44,331 - [Beth] It'll ruin everything? 822 00:48:44,331 --> 00:48:45,581 - Yes, come on. 823 00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:48,050 You've seen my parents. 824 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,561 - Yeah, but we're better than them. 825 00:48:50,561 --> 00:48:52,750 - Don't you think they thought that at some point? 826 00:48:52,750 --> 00:48:55,410 That they thought that their relationship was just like ours 827 00:48:55,410 --> 00:48:57,260 and now they fucking hate each other. 828 00:48:58,230 --> 00:48:59,340 - We aren't them. 829 00:49:02,100 --> 00:49:03,420 We're not your parents. 830 00:49:04,310 --> 00:49:05,143 We're different. 831 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,800 And you can't let what happened to them 832 00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,590 dictate what you do with your whole life. 833 00:49:11,590 --> 00:49:14,190 - You had what happened with your mom dictate yours. 834 00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:18,600 - That's different. 835 00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:19,570 - How, come on. 836 00:49:28,210 --> 00:49:30,170 - Just, can we not? 837 00:49:37,460 --> 00:49:39,670 - What do you want me to say? 838 00:49:44,100 --> 00:49:48,420 It's not like I am going to just abandon you, okay? 839 00:49:48,420 --> 00:49:49,710 I'm not your dad. 840 00:49:49,710 --> 00:49:50,714 - I know that. 841 00:49:50,714 --> 00:49:52,810 - I'm not gonna leave. 842 00:49:52,810 --> 00:49:55,250 - [Beth] I know that, but what do you wanna do? 843 00:49:55,250 --> 00:49:56,083 You just wanna-- 844 00:49:56,083 --> 00:49:59,230 - I wanna be together and I wanna just let the chips 845 00:49:59,230 --> 00:50:01,670 fall where they may. - It just isn't enough for me. 846 00:50:01,670 --> 00:50:03,580 - Why isn't it enough for you? 847 00:50:03,580 --> 00:50:06,900 You want a piece of paper that has some text on it 848 00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:09,581 that says that we can put rings on our fingers. 849 00:50:09,581 --> 00:50:10,770 - It protects us. 850 00:50:10,770 --> 00:50:13,080 - [Drew] It's just a piece of paper. 851 00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:13,913 - It isn't. 852 00:50:13,913 --> 00:50:14,746 - That's all it is. 853 00:50:14,746 --> 00:50:16,030 - It isn't. 854 00:50:16,030 --> 00:50:16,890 It's protection. 855 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:22,120 It's protection for you and for me and if we had children 856 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:26,040 and I want something bigger than, fuck! 857 00:50:43,763 --> 00:50:44,596 - Shit. 858 00:51:19,238 --> 00:51:20,238 - Thank you. 859 00:51:21,435 --> 00:51:23,102 - Is that too tight? 860 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:26,440 - I'm fine. 861 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,130 - How's your blood pressure? 862 00:51:28,130 --> 00:51:29,700 - Shitty. 863 00:51:29,700 --> 00:51:30,533 - Let me see. 864 00:51:33,490 --> 00:51:34,810 Your color's fine. 865 00:51:34,810 --> 00:51:36,620 - [Beth] Do I look like Casper? 866 00:51:38,930 --> 00:51:40,620 - No, you're fine. 867 00:51:46,663 --> 00:51:47,496 Is this gonna be okay? 868 00:51:47,496 --> 00:51:49,640 - Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be fine. 869 00:51:51,100 --> 00:51:52,500 What are you thinking about? 870 00:51:58,627 --> 00:51:59,460 - Nothing. 871 00:52:16,534 --> 00:52:17,980 Fuck it. 872 00:52:17,980 --> 00:52:18,813 Marry me, Beth. 873 00:52:22,644 --> 00:52:23,477 - What? 874 00:52:26,116 --> 00:52:27,616 - [Drew] Marry me. 875 00:52:47,363 --> 00:52:48,196 What? 876 00:52:52,220 --> 00:52:53,710 I thought that was what you wanted. 877 00:52:55,110 --> 00:52:57,200 - It's what I want, it's not past tense. 878 00:53:00,100 --> 00:53:01,450 - [Drew] So, what's the problem? 879 00:53:01,450 --> 00:53:02,700 - It's not what you want. 880 00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:05,500 - [Drew] I want you. 881 00:53:07,170 --> 00:53:09,160 If we're gonna be together, one of us has to concede 882 00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:10,140 and I'm willing to do that. 883 00:53:10,140 --> 00:53:11,620 - I can't let you. 884 00:53:11,620 --> 00:53:12,470 - [Drew] You just assume I'm not gonna be happy. 885 00:53:12,470 --> 00:53:13,880 - I know you won't be happy. 886 00:53:16,740 --> 00:53:18,090 - [Drew] We'd be together. 887 00:53:25,079 --> 00:53:26,600 - God, why is it so hard? 888 00:53:38,409 --> 00:53:40,940 - You know I've been totally miserable without you, right? 889 00:53:40,940 --> 00:53:42,930 - Do you think I haven't been? 890 00:53:45,993 --> 00:53:48,030 - [Drew] So, why don't we just cut the bullshit, okay, 891 00:53:48,030 --> 00:53:48,950 and get married? 892 00:53:48,950 --> 00:53:51,640 - Because you don't want to. 893 00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,840 - I just asked you. 894 00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,040 - [Beth] You thought you had to, it's not the same. 895 00:53:59,060 --> 00:54:00,700 - The end result is the same. 896 00:54:00,700 --> 00:54:03,470 - No, it's not, I didn't say yes. 897 00:54:07,677 --> 00:54:09,977 - Well, what would it take for you to say yes? 898 00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:20,080 - When you ask me to marry you, I want you to meant it. 899 00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:21,560 I want it to be your idea. 900 00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:23,890 I don't want you to do it out of guilt because I cut myself 901 00:54:23,890 --> 00:54:26,550 and I'm sitting on your toilet bleeding. 902 00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:42,445 What do we do? 903 00:54:43,810 --> 00:54:46,790 We love each other, what are we supposed to do? 904 00:54:46,790 --> 00:54:47,623 - I don't know. 905 00:54:51,416 --> 00:54:52,420 But if we love each other, 906 00:54:52,420 --> 00:54:54,820 I think being together is a good place to start. 907 00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:58,920 - Would it be different? 908 00:55:00,490 --> 00:55:02,060 - How would it be different? 909 00:55:02,060 --> 00:55:04,320 - [Beth] Would we have to start over? 910 00:55:05,310 --> 00:55:06,690 - I don't think so. 911 00:55:06,690 --> 00:55:07,690 I mean, we did a pretty good job 912 00:55:07,690 --> 00:55:09,690 of picking up where we left off tonight. 913 00:55:11,230 --> 00:55:14,270 We could probably do with less arguing, though. 914 00:55:14,270 --> 00:55:16,740 - We have argued a lot tonight, haven't we? 915 00:55:19,071 --> 00:55:20,559 - I think we argued more tonight 916 00:55:20,559 --> 00:55:22,240 than we have in the past few years. 917 00:55:24,473 --> 00:55:25,723 - That's weird. 918 00:55:28,555 --> 00:55:30,307 - I think it's a sign. 919 00:55:30,307 --> 00:55:31,571 - Of? 920 00:55:31,571 --> 00:55:32,921 - That we can't be friends. 921 00:55:34,470 --> 00:55:36,183 I think that with us, 922 00:55:36,183 --> 00:55:38,410 me and you, I think it's all or nothing. 923 00:55:50,164 --> 00:55:52,747 - I'm gonna get some more wine. 924 00:56:02,749 --> 00:56:05,832 (electrical buzzing) 925 00:56:51,743 --> 00:56:53,243 I found some wine. 926 00:56:54,098 --> 00:56:55,620 - Where'd you find it? 927 00:56:55,620 --> 00:56:56,920 - In the fridge. 928 00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:58,770 It's white, it goes in the fridge. 929 00:57:20,300 --> 00:57:22,180 - What are you doing? 930 00:57:22,180 --> 00:57:23,013 - Seducing you. 931 00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:27,050 - You don't have to do that. 932 00:57:27,050 --> 00:57:27,883 - I know. 933 00:57:29,922 --> 00:57:30,755 I want to. 934 00:57:33,689 --> 00:57:35,630 - Does this mean we're getting back together? 935 00:57:37,810 --> 00:57:38,643 Beth. 936 00:57:39,930 --> 00:57:40,880 - Stop talking. 937 00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:41,980 - Come on, Beth. 938 00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:45,460 - I want you. 939 00:57:47,090 --> 00:57:48,240 Do you want me? 940 00:57:49,870 --> 00:57:54,630 Doesn't it turn you on seeing me in your favorite underwear? 941 00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,040 - I wanna know if this means something. 942 00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:59,410 - It means I'm horny. 943 00:57:59,410 --> 00:58:00,260 - Just like that. 944 00:58:00,260 --> 00:58:02,110 - Yeah, just like that. 945 00:58:02,110 --> 00:58:05,420 Now, are you going to do something about it 946 00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:06,730 or do I need to get the pocket rocket? 947 00:58:06,730 --> 00:58:09,710 - [Drew] Wow, you are really blunt right now. 948 00:58:09,710 --> 00:58:10,850 - Do you wanna fuck or not? 949 00:58:10,850 --> 00:58:12,700 - [Drew] Where is all of this coming from? 950 00:58:14,490 --> 00:58:16,100 - Don't talk. 951 00:58:16,100 --> 00:58:17,170 Just enjoy. 952 00:58:35,100 --> 00:58:35,933 What's wrong? 953 00:58:37,367 --> 00:58:39,240 - I just can't do it like this. 954 00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:40,073 - Like what? 955 00:58:40,073 --> 00:58:40,924 - Like this. 956 00:58:42,010 --> 00:58:43,750 I don't want this to be empty. 957 00:58:45,265 --> 00:58:46,470 - It wouldn't be empty. 958 00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:50,500 - So, what then? 959 00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:52,690 We get back together long enough to sleep together 960 00:58:52,690 --> 00:58:53,523 and then you're gone? 961 00:58:53,523 --> 00:58:54,356 - No. 962 00:58:55,418 --> 00:58:57,020 No. 963 00:58:57,020 --> 00:58:59,770 I wanted to see if our relationship 964 00:58:59,770 --> 00:59:02,910 still existed on this level, if we still had chemistry. 965 00:59:02,910 --> 00:59:03,973 - The best way to find that out 966 00:59:03,973 --> 00:59:05,160 was asking me if I wanna fuck. 967 00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:07,840 - Come on, you said I wasn't adventurous. 968 00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:11,520 I was trying to try something for you. 969 00:59:13,136 --> 00:59:13,969 - I know. 970 00:59:15,719 --> 00:59:17,302 I want you for you. 971 00:59:32,370 --> 00:59:33,880 - Our relationship got to a point 972 00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:37,190 where it didn't feel like we were connecting anymore. 973 00:59:39,540 --> 00:59:42,470 We didn't do anything as a couple, we didn't have sex. 974 00:59:44,057 --> 00:59:47,220 We were just taking each other for granted. 975 00:59:49,165 --> 00:59:49,998 - I know. 976 00:59:52,497 --> 00:59:56,720 - Well, I know that there's still something there because 977 00:59:57,860 --> 01:00:00,730 my heart still flutters every time that you touch me 978 01:00:00,730 --> 01:00:04,040 and I though that maybe if we took it all the way there, 979 01:00:05,690 --> 01:00:09,050 that some of that other stuff would just disappear. 980 01:00:11,490 --> 01:00:12,323 - Disappear? 981 01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:15,510 - I thought that maybe 982 01:00:17,260 --> 01:00:19,810 loving each other would be enough 983 01:00:21,406 --> 01:00:26,406 and that maybe it wouldn't matter if we were married or not. 984 01:01:23,632 --> 01:01:26,382 (storm rumbling) 985 01:02:01,951 --> 01:02:03,570 - You know what I was thinking about the other day? 986 01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:08,250 I was watching Pulp Fiction 987 01:02:08,250 --> 01:02:12,090 and it was that scene in the beginning of the movie 988 01:02:12,090 --> 01:02:15,390 when Jules and Vincent are in the car and-- 989 01:02:15,390 --> 01:02:17,190 - [Beth] The Royale with cheese scene? 990 01:02:17,190 --> 01:02:19,310 - Exactly, that's what I was thinking about. 991 01:02:21,882 --> 01:02:23,010 - What? 992 01:02:23,010 --> 01:02:25,690 - How they say in France that they call it 993 01:02:25,690 --> 01:02:27,250 a Royale with cheese 994 01:02:27,250 --> 01:02:30,590 because they don't have our measurement system there, 995 01:02:30,590 --> 01:02:31,990 they have the metric system. 996 01:02:34,020 --> 01:02:35,120 But what about Canada? 997 01:02:37,580 --> 01:02:39,450 Canada also uses the metric system 998 01:02:39,450 --> 01:02:40,930 and they don't call it a Royale with cheese, 999 01:02:40,930 --> 01:02:42,510 they call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese. 1000 01:02:42,510 --> 01:02:43,343 - [Beth] No, they don't. 1001 01:02:43,343 --> 01:02:44,176 - Yes, they do. 1002 01:02:45,230 --> 01:02:48,120 Yes, they do, I looked it up on the internet. 1003 01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:49,320 That's crazy, right? 1004 01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:51,320 - Well, it's not crazy. 1005 01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:53,830 I mean, I guess people just think that 1006 01:02:53,830 --> 01:02:58,160 since Canada's like America's hat, 1007 01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:00,440 that they just adopt our nomenclature. 1008 01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:02,930 - Yeah, but they didn't adopt our system of measurement, 1009 01:03:02,930 --> 01:03:05,870 so why should they forced to call something by a name 1010 01:03:05,870 --> 01:03:07,460 that they ultimately don't understand? 1011 01:03:07,460 --> 01:03:10,870 - [Beth] I think it must be some sort of government plot 1012 01:03:10,870 --> 01:03:12,247 to keep the little man down. 1013 01:03:12,247 --> 01:03:15,000 I think you might have a real case on your hands here, Drew. 1014 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,740 - Have I told you lately how funny you are? 1015 01:03:16,740 --> 01:03:17,580 - [Beth] Not lately. 1016 01:03:17,580 --> 01:03:18,720 - You're so funny. 1017 01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:20,510 - [Beth] It's just a hamburger. 1018 01:03:20,510 --> 01:03:22,080 I can't believe you're getting all deep about it. 1019 01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:24,240 - I have to think about these things 1020 01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:26,040 because when I think about these things, 1021 01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:28,010 it keeps my mind sharp. 1022 01:03:28,010 --> 01:03:29,050 - In your old age? 1023 01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:33,940 Well, with your Pulp Fiction facts 1024 01:03:33,940 --> 01:03:36,190 and your magazine education, 1025 01:03:36,190 --> 01:03:38,390 I think you might be well on your way 1026 01:03:38,390 --> 01:03:40,940 to becoming an intellectual powerhouse, grandpa. 1027 01:03:44,610 --> 01:03:45,760 - It worked, didn't it? 1028 01:03:47,364 --> 01:03:49,010 - [Beth] You talk about the most random things 1029 01:03:49,010 --> 01:03:50,053 after we have sex. 1030 01:03:50,053 --> 01:03:51,853 - I'm just trying to make smalltalk. 1031 01:03:53,130 --> 01:03:56,396 Would you rather me roll over and go to sleep? 1032 01:03:56,396 --> 01:03:57,970 - [Beth] No. 1033 01:03:57,970 --> 01:04:00,370 - [Drew] What do you normally think about? 1034 01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:04,330 - Just whatever pops in the old noggin. 1035 01:04:04,330 --> 01:04:05,550 Earlier, I was thinking about 1036 01:04:05,550 --> 01:04:07,409 when we were on that picnic together. 1037 01:04:07,409 --> 01:04:08,409 - Oh my god. 1038 01:04:09,778 --> 01:04:11,200 Oh my god, that picnic. - [Beth] Do you remember that? 1039 01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:12,770 - Of course I remember that picnic, 1040 01:04:12,770 --> 01:04:14,010 that's probably the cheesiest thing 1041 01:04:14,010 --> 01:04:15,160 I've ever done in my entire life. 1042 01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:17,510 - No, I thought it was sweet. 1043 01:04:17,510 --> 01:04:18,730 - Sweet? - [Beth] Yeah. 1044 01:04:18,730 --> 01:04:21,590 - Yes, it may have been sweet back in the 1950s 1045 01:04:21,590 --> 01:04:24,830 when it was still cool to carve your name into a tree, 1046 01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:29,140 now it's just like corny. 1047 01:04:29,140 --> 01:04:29,973 - No. 1048 01:04:31,650 --> 01:04:33,150 You think they're still there? 1049 01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:35,550 - Yeah. 1050 01:04:35,550 --> 01:04:38,000 I told you our love would last forever, didn't I? 1051 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:41,040 - [Beth] Yes, you did and that was corny. 1052 01:04:49,210 --> 01:04:51,580 - I think we can be together. 1053 01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:55,244 - [Beth] How about we talk about it in the morning? 1054 01:04:55,244 --> 01:04:57,208 - [Drew] I am willing to get married. 1055 01:04:57,208 --> 01:04:58,260 - [Beth] When we get married, 1056 01:04:58,260 --> 01:05:02,360 I want it to be because you really want to 1057 01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:06,600 and now I have to decide if should that day not come, 1058 01:05:08,470 --> 01:05:10,500 if I can accept just being your girlfriend. 1059 01:05:12,020 --> 01:05:12,870 If that's enough. 1060 01:05:13,725 --> 01:05:15,370 - [Drew] Do you think there is an alternative? 1061 01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:18,770 - I don't know. 1062 01:05:19,860 --> 01:05:24,860 - I think that maybe there is. 1063 01:05:25,670 --> 01:05:30,590 I think that if we keep getting together 1064 01:05:30,590 --> 01:05:33,630 and talking about how we could be back together 1065 01:05:33,630 --> 01:05:36,810 and we don't get back together, 1066 01:05:36,810 --> 01:05:38,820 then eventually one of us is just gonna get 1067 01:05:41,220 --> 01:05:42,360 fed up and move on. 1068 01:05:45,766 --> 01:05:49,920 You'll probably meet a really nice smart handsome guy 1069 01:05:51,220 --> 01:05:53,270 who will do and say all the right things, 1070 01:05:55,268 --> 01:05:56,468 you'll marry him because 1071 01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:01,230 you think that he means it. 1072 01:06:07,936 --> 01:06:08,986 - And what about you? 1073 01:06:11,172 --> 01:06:14,300 - I'll meet a girl and think she's real nice. 1074 01:06:18,310 --> 01:06:19,830 And then things will be good for a while, 1075 01:06:19,830 --> 01:06:23,480 but something wouldn't quite be right 1076 01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,330 and I wouldn't be able to put my finger on it at first, 1077 01:06:25,330 --> 01:06:28,110 but over time, I'll be able to figure it out. 1078 01:06:34,890 --> 01:06:36,100 She's not you. 1079 01:06:45,481 --> 01:06:46,314 Goodnight. 1080 01:07:23,430 --> 01:07:26,097 (door creaking) 1081 01:07:49,541 --> 01:07:52,041 (slow melody) 1082 01:08:41,673 --> 01:08:44,423 (birds chirping) 1083 01:11:48,452 --> 01:11:52,202 ("Midnight" by Marc Hampson) 1084 01:11:55,764 --> 01:11:57,359 ♪ It's dark, let's go outside ♪ 1085 01:11:57,359 --> 01:11:58,578 ♪ We'll brave the rain ♪ 1086 01:11:58,578 --> 01:12:01,995 ♪ Besides it's always dark here on the floor ♪ 1087 01:12:01,995 --> 01:12:06,995 ♪ And it's getting wetter all the time ♪ 1088 01:12:07,667 --> 01:12:10,790 ♪ Teardrops from the sky mask your wet cheeks ♪ 1089 01:12:10,790 --> 01:12:13,977 ♪ Hiding homegrown pain you keep inside ♪ 1090 01:12:13,977 --> 01:12:18,977 ♪ And it's getting harder all the time ♪ 1091 01:12:18,991 --> 01:12:23,991 ♪ I miss those stories we used to tell so long ago ♪ 1092 01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:37,348 ♪ Just like lovers under the covers but only more ♪ 1093 01:12:38,666 --> 01:12:41,916 ♪ Ba-da-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ♪ 1094 01:13:02,488 --> 01:13:04,441 ♪ Dance with me before goodbye ♪ 1095 01:13:04,441 --> 01:13:07,335 ♪ 'Cause midnight's coming all the time ♪ 1096 01:13:07,335 --> 01:13:09,507 ♪ Dance with me before goodbye ♪ 1097 01:13:09,507 --> 01:13:12,527 ♪ 'Cause midnight's coming all the time ♪ 1098 01:13:12,527 --> 01:13:14,645 ♪ Dance with me before goodbye ♪ 1099 01:13:14,645 --> 01:13:17,535 ♪ 'Cause midnight's coming all the time ♪ 1100 01:13:17,535 --> 01:13:19,980 ♪ Dance with me before goodbye ♪ 1101 01:13:19,980 --> 01:13:24,647 ♪ 'Cause midnight's coming all the time ♪