1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,200 There once was a fuzzy little town called "Bo". 2 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:08,200 It was a typical town as fuzzy towns go. 3 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:12,240 But at Christmas time, it had an extra warm glow. 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:16,160 Sadly, however, that was long ago. 5 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:19,160 Today, everything is just go, go, go. 6 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:22,400 But among all the critters bustling to and fro 7 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:26,000 was a Christmas-loving creature named Beebo. 8 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:29,600 And Beebo loved everything there was about Christmas. 9 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:33,400 The fun and tradition, he made it his business. 10 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:36,960 Including much to this orator's frustration. 11 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:40,360 Taking over the part of the Christmas narration. 12 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:44,320 I la-la-la-la-la-love the holiday 13 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:47,400 Strike the bells, it's Christmas Eve 14 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:50,520 We're one day out, I can't believe 15 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:55,440 We've got so much to celebrate, it's almost wait 16 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:57,120 Recheck the date 17 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:00,000 Yep! The hour are getting fewer 18 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:04,000 I'd hold my breath but I'd just turn bluer. 19 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:12,600 Got my traditional holiday list! 20 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:14,440 Each box gets a check 21 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:15,960 Well, you get the gist 22 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:19,440 I sang Christmas carols, made angels in snow 23 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:22,760 Then offered my finger to help tie a bow 24 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:25,880 I la-la-la-la-la love the holidays 25 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,920 It's Christmas time 26 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,320 Beebo styles 27 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:35,960 I la-la-la-la-la love the many ways we celebrate this special day 28 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,960 There's nothing to sing about, Beebo. 29 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:40,080 Not when it's Christmas Eve 30 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,160 and I haven't finished my Christmas shopping yet. 31 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:45,080 Oh, Turbo! Christmas isn't about shopping. 32 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:48,280 It's about so many other wonderful things! 33 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:52,520 Remember when we used to go door to door singing Christmas carols? 34 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:56,840 I have eight hours to get my three children their one big gift, Beebo. 35 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:58,600 I don't have time for these things anymore 36 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,960 I'm not la-la-la-la-la listening 37 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,040 It's Christmas time 38 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:05,480 Beebo styles 39 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,640 I la-la-la-la-la love things a certain way 40 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:12,200 You'll come around, it's just been awhile 41 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:13,880 None of that now, Beebo. 42 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:17,160 I'm to busy finding the perfect holiday meme to send to my followers. 43 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,080 Now what will get more likes? 44 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,880 Cat dressed as Santa? Or a snowman-fail? 45 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:25,160 Why don't you just send out old fashioned Christmas cards? 46 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,040 Do you know how many followers I have? 47 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:28,960 That's a lot of stamps to lick. 48 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:32,120 Oh, but remember how we used to send out together? 49 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,760 You'd stuff 'em and I'd lick 'em shut! 50 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:38,480 Dun't fuhget, I gut a grut tung for lucking Chrustmus stumps. 51 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:42,120 There's no time! Look at all the things I have to do first. 52 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:45,200 I'm la-la-la-la-la looking the other way 53 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,280 It's Christmas time 54 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:48,680 Beebo style 55 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:51,680 I la-la-la-la-la love things a certain way 56 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:55,160 You'll come around, it's just been awhile 57 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:58,400 Carrots and cookies! What a lousy combination. 58 00:02:58,480 --> 00:02:59,920 Don't be silly, Fleabo! 59 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,360 The carrots are for the reindeer. The cookies are for Santa. 60 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:04,880 How could you forget? 61 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,360 We used to eat the raw cookie dough 62 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:11,440 until our stomachs hurt from eating raw cookie dough. 63 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,680 I've got more important things to do. 64 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:17,280 I'm la-la-la-la-la-laughing your words away 65 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,240 It's Christmas time 66 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:20,680 Beebo styles 67 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:23,640 I la-la-la-la-la love things a certain way 68 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:27,120 You'll come around, it's just been awhile 69 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:30,040 You may have found, as I was dancing through town 70 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:33,480 That among all the smiles there were one or two frowns 71 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,440 But there's no need to worry, no reason for pause 72 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:40,120 'Cause I sent off a letter to my friend Santa Claus 73 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:46,200 And that's the thing about Santa, he won't fuss or complain 74 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:52,520 He'll be on this dilemma just like candy or cane 75 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,600 I love how la-la-long this songs going for 76 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,200 It's Christmas time 77 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,920 Santa never fails 78 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,760 I la-la-la-la-la left a word with him 79 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:05,600 I'm sure he reply is in the mail 80 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,880 "Dear loyal customer. 81 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,120 A form letter. 82 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:25,400 Someone should tell Beebo he needs to take down his Halloween decorations. 83 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:26,760 "Loyal customer"? 84 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:30,280 Beebo, is that you? What's wrong? 85 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,560 My wish has been received? 86 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:37,080 "Thank you for your interest"? That's not how Santa talks. 87 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:40,480 First, my friends are too busy to take part in out traditions 88 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,960 and now I get an auto-reply from... 89 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,200 The North Pole Care Team? 90 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,320 What if something's wrong with Santa? 91 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,840 I've got to get to the North Pole immediately. 92 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:53,840 And there's only one logical way to get there. 93 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:58,280 Mr. Postman. Take me to the North Pole. 94 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:01,520 Oh, gee, Beebo. I could, but I've got so many holiday deliveries. 95 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,280 You wouldn't get there 'til after Christmas. 96 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:07,120 Even express mail. Sorry. 97 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,880 I understand. 98 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,000 Have a merry Christmas, Mr. Postma... 99 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:14,640 That's... That's some dry skin, Mr. Postman. 100 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,360 You should moisturize those hands before they crumble 101 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,800 like Christmas! 102 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:25,880 I've got to get to the North Pole to save Santa. 103 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,920 Coming Santa! 104 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,800 Look out! Coming through! 105 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:35,320 Gotta save Santa! 106 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:40,200 Watch it, kid. I'm trying to deface this poster of Santa. 107 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,360 Oh. Sorry, Fleabo. 108 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,520 But why would you want to do that? 109 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,240 Santa's the best. 110 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:49,800 Because he makes us wait until Christmas for deliveries. 111 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:51,920 Hasn't he ever heard of express shipping? 112 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:55,440 But he's already got a mustache, already has a bear. 113 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,400 Can't even graffiti this guy. 114 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,800 How about an eye patch, hat and blacked out tooth? 115 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,160 Good one! 116 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,600 That will get Santa to pay attention to me. 117 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:09,520 I tried writing him a letter, and all I got was this. 118 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,640 That's the same one I got. 119 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,320 I knew something was wrong with Santa. 120 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:17,400 I was just going to the North Pole to check in on him. 121 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:20,200 You're going to see Santa? Then I'm coming with you. 122 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:23,680 See, I knew you care about him. 123 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:26,160 Care? I want to give him a piece of my mind. 124 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:27,960 Did you say you're going to the North Pole? 125 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,520 Yeah, something's wrong with Santa. 126 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:33,880 I'll say! He's got an eye patch and a missing tooth. 127 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:37,480 No, I mean, he doesn't seem himself. 128 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:40,240 Fleabo and I both got form letters from the North Pole 129 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:41,960 so we're going to check it out. 130 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,680 Then I'm coming with you! Hop in, I'll drive! 131 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:47,000 You want to help save Santa too? 132 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:51,720 No. I want to get my kids the new Gaming Wow: X edition. 133 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,160 Everyone's sold out. 134 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,640 I sent a letter to Santa to see if he had any 135 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:58,760 and his reply just said, my wish was received. 136 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,440 You got the same form letter? 137 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:03,920 Hey guys, over here! 138 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:09,520 I got a new app that turns everyone into reindeer. 139 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:16,680 You can't post that. My head's a heiny! 140 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:18,840 If everyone's getting these form letters 141 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:22,080 then something is definitely wrong with Santa! 142 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,920 That's why we're going to the North Pole to save him. 143 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:27,800 Really? Then I'm coming too! 144 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:31,520 Finally, someone wants to help save Santa. 145 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:35,360 A selfie with Santa is exactly what I need to really go viral! 146 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,520 Well, at least I got some friends to join. 147 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:41,160 Hey, gang! 148 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:43,680 We're about to take a trip to the North Pole 149 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:45,680 to get a selfie with Santa. 150 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,000 And lodge a formal complaint. 151 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,840 And find a Gaming Wow: X edition. 152 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,280 But really to check on 'ol Saint Nick! 153 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:54,120 And I will be posting the whole thing on my profile 154 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,360 so keep refreshing that feed! 155 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:00,800 Wait! Santa doesn't need to refresh his feed. 156 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:04,200 He sees us when we're sleeping, he knows when we're awake! 157 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:07,000 He hears us when we're screaming from a car! 158 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:09,520 We're coming, Santa! 159 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:15,480 Starting directions to the North Pole. 160 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:20,400 Look at this! A holiday road trip with all my friends! 161 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:24,200 Arrived at: North Pole. 162 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:26,600 Wow. That was closer than I thought. 163 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:32,480 I can't believe we're actually at Santa's workshop! 164 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:36,120 What's up, 'bo hive! We're approaching Santa's workshop. 165 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:40,480 Wow. Snows a lot harder at the North Pole. 166 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:42,880 What is this place? 167 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:46,000 GPS says we're at Santa's workshop. 168 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:47,600 That can't be. 169 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,280 Where are the lights, where's the cheer 170 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,800 where's the Christmas magic? 171 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,360 Welcome to Santa's workshop 172 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:58,160 a subsidiary of the North Pole Care Team 173 00:08:58,240 --> 00:08:59,680 please state your business. 174 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:03,400 We're here to save Santa. 175 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:06,800 Playing Oh Susanna. An american folk song. 176 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,280 No! Stop. I got this. 177 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:11,880 We're trying to find Santa Claus! 178 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:14,520 "Panda claws" are very sharp... 179 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:17,840 Tell Santa if he doesn't come down right now 180 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:20,760 I'm reporting him to the better Christmas bureau. 181 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:24,280 Letter B, for Burro is a Spanish children's book. 182 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:25,600 This isn't good. 183 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:28,840 If we can't get inside, my Christmas will be ruined. 184 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:30,320 Thank you, Turbo. 185 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:34,080 Can you tell me where to find a Gaming Wow: X edition! 186 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:35,280 Everyone, please! 187 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,960 We're not here to complete random chores. 188 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:40,200 "Here to see Santa Claus"? 189 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,400 Yes! 190 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:46,200 Searching directory. Please enjoy this music as we put you on hold. 191 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:49,880 We did it! We're going to get to see Santa! 192 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,600 See, that wasn't so hard. 193 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:57,320 Sorry. Claus, comma, Santa cannot be found in the directory. 194 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,440 You are listening to Beethoven's fifth. 195 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,320 Press 1 to continue to hold. 196 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,160 Press 3 to hang up. 197 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:15,320 Santa, where could you have gone? It's just not Christmas without you. 198 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:20,520 I did not drive all the way here just to leave empty handed. 199 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,480 What am I going to do if I don't hear from you? 200 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:27,560 If I don't check all my boxes, Christmas won't feel magical. 201 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:30,880 Expect me to be this close and not deliver the goods to my followers. 202 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,280 Beebo, you're gonna wanna get up. 203 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:37,000 That's a good idea. We'll decorate the Christmas tree. 204 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:41,000 That always lifts my spira... 205 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,440 So that's how you make potpourri. 206 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:51,360 Let's face it. The odds were against us from the start. 207 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:55,520 Guys, isn't this the time of year when the impossible can happen? 208 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,840 And isn't Santa's magic 209 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,960 the exact thing that's missing from this holiday. 210 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:05,120 I don't need magic, Beebo. I need a place to charge my phone. 211 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,600 Okay, that was pretty cool. 212 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:14,680 Now we can get some hot chocolate. Hot chocolate fixes everything! 213 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,040 Yeah, we don't do that. 214 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,280 I can do a minty-matcha-mocha-chocolate 215 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:21,560 a peppermint-pumpkin-prancerchocolate 216 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:25,120 or a candy-cane-coldbrew- fruit-cake-frappe with chocolate. 217 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,080 You don't have just plain hot chocolate? 218 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:31,400 If it's not on the fancy new menu, I don't know how to make it. 219 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,120 But I think the new guy does. 220 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,200 Santa! 221 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,400 That's what the name tag says! 222 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,360 Santa, we were so worried about you! 223 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:42,560 Can I get a selfie! 224 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:44,440 I need a Gaming Wow: X edition. 225 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:47,400 What right do you have to climb down my chimney every year? 226 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,480 Everyone, wait! 227 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:51,320 Santa, what are you doing here? 228 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:54,600 We got these weird form letters and went looking for you 229 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,680 but you weren't at your workshop. 230 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:59,520 That's because I was... kicked out! 231 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,720 Hey, who swapped out the music again? 232 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:08,040 'Supposed to be the Holiday Jams, not classical. 233 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,720 You were kicked out of your own workshop? 234 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:15,000 There's an elf, he's a mad man. Or maybe he's a genius, I don't know. 235 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,920 His name is Sprinkles. 236 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,480 I'm sorry. "Sprinkles"? 237 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:25,760 Oh. There he is. Wow. Look at all those followers. 238 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,760 I could learn a thing or two from him. 239 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,200 See? Maybe I'm the crazy one. 240 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:32,040 What do you mean? 241 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:35,200 Sprinkles had a plan to modernize the North Pole. 242 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:38,000 Make it more efficient so we could get more done. 243 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:39,920 Seemed like a good idea at the time. 244 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,240 He made some cuts. Got us ahead of schedule. 245 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:45,280 Even convinced me I could take a three day weekend. 246 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:46,800 But when I came back? 247 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:50,120 He had cut the elves, the reindeer! And even me! 248 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:54,800 Christmas without you? That's like cutting the magic. 249 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,760 So you work here now? 250 00:12:56,840 --> 00:13:00,120 What choice do I have? I'm locked out of my own workshop! 251 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:05,240 But hey, with some hard work, maybe I can become employee of the month! 252 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:09,000 If I can just wrestle it away from that perfectionist, Jack Frost. 253 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:12,320 Well, Santa, If I could cash in one wish 254 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:16,000 it would be to have the magic returned to Christmas. 255 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,600 And to get a hot chocolate. Not necessarily in that order. 256 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,280 Oh. Sure. Coming right up. 257 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,720 Guys, Santa needs our help. 258 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,360 Well, at least he has a job. 259 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,360 He's seasonal, by the way. 260 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,880 We tend to lower our standards around the holidays. 261 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,800 What's so bad about Santa? 262 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,280 Please. Have you seen his belly? 263 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:37,000 Shakes when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly. 264 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,600 Nearly wrecked the place. 265 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,360 Here we go! Hot chocolate for all! 266 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:49,000 I know, I know. They make me use chestnut milk. 267 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,520 Chestnut milk ruins everything. 268 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,360 This isn't right, Santa. 269 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:57,480 We have to get you your old job back. 270 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,720 I appreciate you trying to save me, Beebo. 271 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,480 But it's not 'ol Saint Nick that's in jeopardy. 272 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:05,840 It's Christmas. At least the Christmas I knew. 273 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,480 But maybe... 274 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,400 maybe it's time for a change. 275 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:13,280 No! These are the things that make Christmas magical. 276 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,160 And they get their magic from you! 277 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,960 It's okay. There's plenty of things I can do. 278 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,880 My skills aren't limited to just Christmas things, you know? 279 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,800 Besides, maybe it's time I tried something different. 280 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:28,640 I wonder what I'll do for Christmas this year 281 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,720 I'll watch a streaming service. 282 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,760 There's plenty, I hear 283 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,600 The local theatre tribe 284 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,000 Will give a hefty cheer 285 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:43,280 When I finally agree to star in King Lear 286 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:48,200 And oh! At final curtain, I'm absolutely certain 287 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:52,160 I'll shower cast and crew in gifts with bows 288 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,120 That's kind of Christmasy, isn't it? 289 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,320 But that's okay. 290 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:02,120 I'm sure that anyone could fill in your shoes 291 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:06,400 We'll get the Easter bunny, what's there to lose? 292 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,880 He'll dye the ornaments 293 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,600 In springtime pastels 294 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:14,080 We'll all sing Jingle Carrots 295 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,360 Instead of Jingle Bells 296 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,920 And oh! On Christmas morning 297 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,400 As the kids awake all yawning 298 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:25,040 They'll find their gifts were hidden round the yard 299 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,440 Bizarre 300 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,600 Well, maybe at first, but it might catch on. 301 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:34,040 'Cause I'm sure I can be useful, outside of my norm 302 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:38,200 I'll go back to school and live in a dorm 303 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,680 Should I get a math degree? 304 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,320 Already I am torn 305 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,720 I'll pledge fraternities. 306 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,240 Get the admissions on the horn 307 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:53,280 And oh! At graduation, they'll think I'm a sensation 308 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:57,480 When I make the dean's list of nice girls and boys 309 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:58,600 Oy! 310 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,120 That's kinda like my naughty nice list, huh? 311 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,360 Yep! 312 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,600 But you make a real good point 313 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,520 We don't need you at all 314 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,000 Kids can wait in line for Cupid 315 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,080 When they visit the mall 316 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,160 'Cause every child's dream 317 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,680 Is to have their gifts delivered 318 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:22,000 By a naked boy with wings and an arrow in his quiver 319 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,040 So no! I see no issues 320 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,360 With a kid I know might misuse 321 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,800 The mistletoe that's hanging 'bove the door 322 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,840 Sure! You go ahead and do your thing. 323 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,600 We'll be fine here. 324 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:39,040 I was simply saying I might be better suited for something else. 325 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,160 Then go for it! We got this! 326 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,440 I think I see where this is going. 327 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,600 So you'll be in better hands? 328 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,760 We'll be fine this season 329 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,320 You'll ask a leprechaun? 330 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,320 It stands to reason 331 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:58,880 And instead of yelling out, "On dancer! On prancer!" 332 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:03,680 He'll yell out in a brogue, "O'Donnell! McMaster!" 333 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,120 And O'Shonnock, the team leader 334 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,720 Whose nose will now glow greener? 335 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:12,480 Will trade in Christmas treats for Shepherd's pie 336 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:16,920 I cannot stand for this anymore! It's all wrong! 337 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,760 Santa is what makes Christmas so special. 338 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:22,360 And nobody can do what I do! 339 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:28,920 So I know what Santa Claus is doing tonight 340 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:32,000 He's festive! He's merry! He's handsome! 341 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,160 Yes, very 342 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:37,200 And I'll deliver children's presents 343 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:43,040 Tonight 344 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,440 Yay! 345 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,360 Oh, Beebo! You were right. 346 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,760 There's no way I could give up Christmas. 347 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,120 What a silly idea. 348 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,160 This is what I was telling you about! 349 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,000 It's about a 5.3 on the jolly scale! 350 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,000 Someone needs to update that poem to say 351 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,880 "shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jackhammers." 352 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,560 It's a medical condition. 353 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:11,880 Sorry, boss. 354 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,720 Let's get down to business. 355 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,920 If we want to put the magic back in Christmas 356 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,840 then we need to put Santa back in his workshop. 357 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:21,760 So our first move will be... 358 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,320 To figure out where he stores the Gaming Wow: X edition. 359 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,960 Sorry. Force of habit. 360 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,280 That's probably number three. Maybe four. 361 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,960 Guys, we're over-thinking this. 362 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,520 We just gotta remind Sprinkles 363 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,800 that it's Santa who keeps the magic in the holiday. 364 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,520 How will we even get in there? 365 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,880 Santa's the last person he'd let get within a mile of that place. 366 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:43,200 He'd need a disguise. 367 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,440 And we couldn't even get in the first time. 368 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,560 How are we supposed to do it now? 369 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:52,120 I'd like an extra-extra large fruitcake frappe. And megasize it. 370 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,880 I have an idea. 371 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:06,800 This disguise is great. How did you ever come up with it? 372 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,320 Let's just say we had a feeling it would suit you. 373 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:17,920 Welcome to Santa's workshop, please state your business. 374 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,400 Coffee delivery for a Mr. Sprinkles? 375 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,720 An extra-extra large... 376 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,360 Press 2 to enter. 377 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,160 That wasn't hard. I thought you said that was gonna be hard. 378 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,560 I have pairs of pants that are harder to get into than that. 379 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,640 Oh my! 380 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,320 Get a load of the new North Pole. 381 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,960 This is the North Pole? 382 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,600 It's so... sterile. 383 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,400 Definitely not photo-worthy. 384 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,840 This place makes even me look cheery. 385 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,360 No magic at all. 386 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,960 Where are all the homemade toys? 387 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,400 I love you! 388 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,480 I love you! 389 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,120 Machine-made? 390 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,320 And what's with that dopey voice? 391 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,320 - What? - Nothing. 392 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:12,840 Do you all feel that, or is that my third triple latte kicking in? 393 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,480 Coffee intruder. 394 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:22,320 Now if I simultaneously launch a second set of drones 395 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,240 in the eastern hemisphere 396 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:28,560 those Christmas gifts will be delivered in half the time! 397 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,360 Another letter to Santa. 398 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,400 It's amazing he got anything done with all these interruptions. 399 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,760 Sorry, Hendrix! 400 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,520 No time to read your Christmas wish 401 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:46,560 but my Elfin-Mark-V will figure out exactly what you need! 402 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,120 Coffee alert! 403 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,480 See? He knew what I needed before even I did. 404 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,560 I'd love a coffee. 405 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,320 Christmas crackers! 406 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,760 Who could possibly lift something that big? 407 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,160 Santa Claus! 408 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,320 How did you know it was me? 409 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:05,680 You look exactly like 410 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:10,480 our new limited addition Santa-as- snowbuckspirate-Christmas ornament. 411 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:11,920 What are the chances? 412 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,360 But how did you get past security? 413 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,960 I had help from some friends. 414 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,400 Ta-da! 415 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:23,040 So you've swapped out elves for furry monkeys now, huh? 416 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:26,480 We're here to bring the magic back to Christmas! 417 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:30,840 Where's the singing, the decorations, the holiday cheer? 418 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,560 And where's the Gaming Wow: X edition. 419 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,160 Sorry, we're gonna get to that, Beebo, do your thing. 420 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,160 You're ruining Christmas. 421 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,560 According to who? 422 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:40,800 According to us! 423 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:44,200 Christmas just isn't the same without the carols and tinsel and... 424 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,040 The Gaming Wow: X edition! 425 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,400 I agree, this was a much better time to bring it up. 426 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:53,400 Efficiency is the new magic. And it makes people even happier. 427 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,560 For example, you're looking for an Gaming Wow: X edition? 428 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,080 There it is! 429 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,560 My quest has ended. 430 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,840 See? Another happy customer. 431 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,520 Not so fast, Sprinkles. 432 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,880 I have a number of complaints for you. 433 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,680 - First of all... - Hold on! 434 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,080 I want to address everyone of them 435 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:19,400 so please file all your complaints in my suggestion box. 436 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,560 A suggestion box! For complaints! 437 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:22,840 And suggestions. 438 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:24,200 But also complaints! 439 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:29,200 And before you upload another single post, my fine furry friend 440 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,880 I suggest you download my new app: Sprinkedin. 441 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:33,960 Once you have it 442 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:37,760 you will instantly be connected with all my millions of followers. 443 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:43,320 It's a Christmas miracle. I now have over a million followers. 444 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,600 Oh my goodness, I have got to DM them all a hello at once. 445 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,880 Now Santa 446 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:51,960 what were you saying about the world missing your version of Christmas? 447 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,160 I'm spreading holiday cheer faster than you ever could! 448 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,000 But at what cost? 449 00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:00,040 I know you're trying to help, Mr. Sprinkles 450 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:03,080 but Christmas isn't about machines and computers. 451 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:05,160 It's about magic. 452 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,160 Not about machines? 453 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:10,800 Have you seen the lawn decorations people put up nowadays? 454 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:15,040 I think they're gonna be fine with a giant robot elf. 455 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:17,720 Especially when they see what he can do. 456 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,840 Elfin-Mark-V! Wrap those presents. 457 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:30,680 Wow. He even went with a flattened victorian tri-fold. Impressive. 458 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,760 But I like wrapping presents. 459 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:36,600 I don't want it to be fast. I want it to be memorable. 460 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:41,320 Then you're out of touch, kid. I know what Christmas is all about. 461 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,560 Joy? Togetherness? Cuddles? 462 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,200 No, stress! 463 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:52,000 The shopping, the decorations, the obligations. It's too much! 464 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:57,000 But thanks to me, the world is gonna have a very efficient Christmas. 465 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:02,000 Efficiency's the thing that's trending 466 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,440 And I've got no problem bending 467 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,920 Things that may seem like tradition 468 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,240 To bring my new plans to fruition 469 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:14,400 'Cause that's what I call progress 470 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,320 That's what he calls progress 471 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,720 Instead of toys for girls and boys 472 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:24,720 Let's just give gifts to kids named... Roy 473 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:28,280 And then next year, so there aren't tears 474 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:33,000 We'll just give gifts to Guineveres 475 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:37,680 It'll go like that for every season 476 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,000 You'll get a gift 477 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,520 It stands to reason 478 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,560 But the time we'll save will be a lot 479 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,880 Which is why I fired the elves on the spot 480 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,240 And that's what I call progress 481 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,320 That's what he calls progress 482 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,480 Holiday cards will be swapped for texts 483 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,920 I could kiss whoever put "mas" after "X" 484 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:10,000 Let's give an award to the one who invented turducken 485 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:15,000 So get the canned if you want cranberry 486 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,800 An efficient Christmas is better than merry 487 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:22,200 And that's what I call 488 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,600 That's what I call 489 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:30,080 That's what I call 490 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:34,040 Progress 491 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,440 That's what he calls progress 492 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,520 Mr. Sprinkles, I'm not gonna lie. 493 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,800 That was very entertaining. 494 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,040 And you're right! 495 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:46,560 - What? - You agree? 496 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,880 So it's okay I keep this? 497 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,520 The holidays have become stressful. 498 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,840 But I don't think the way to fix them is too throw out the old 499 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,480 in favor of the new. 500 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,320 I think we need to embrace the things we forgot. 501 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:02,200 See, I believe we actually want the same things. 502 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,520 We just see the solutions differently. 503 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:05,640 Wow, kid. 504 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,200 You're right. 505 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,560 - What? - You agree? 506 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,320 - Didn't we just do this? - I am? 507 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,800 Yeah. We do see things differently. 508 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,200 Sorry. That's one of the filters of the new app. 509 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,840 Another thing the Elfin-Mark-V can do? 510 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,840 Take care of intruders! 511 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,920 Wrap 'em up good and tight. 512 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,080 And don't open until after Christmas! 513 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,200 So, this is what it's like being a toy. 514 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,000 Guess it serves us right. 515 00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:38,800 I shouldn't have folded so quickly like that. 516 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,440 Now instead of getting a present... 517 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,880 I'm wrapped like one. 518 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,200 Sorry, Beebo! 519 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,120 Yeah. Me too. 520 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,520 I was so caught up in the app I lost touch with everything else. 521 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,120 And now that you see the damage cell phones can cause 522 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,200 you're able to release yourself from it's addictive pull? 523 00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,760 No, I just don't get any service in here. 524 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,840 - Oh. - I regret nothing. 525 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,080 Fleabo! 526 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,920 This is the worst Christmas ever. 527 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,560 But we can still turn it around, can't we? 528 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,800 Beebo, there's only four hours left until Christmas. 529 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,600 Face it. We failed. 530 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:18,640 But it's Christmas Eve! That's when all the best miracles happen. 531 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,120 And we've got the main guy responsible for them right here. 532 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:26,000 We just need the 'ol ripple effect. 533 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:31,720 When you notice others lacking any Christmas joy 534 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,720 Start a little ripple 535 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,720 Start a little ripple 536 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,240 Give it a rest, Beebo. 537 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:45,000 Doesn't need to be elaborate like a present or a toy 538 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,200 Just a little ripple 539 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,680 There's no stopping him. 540 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,120 Just a little ripple 541 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:55,520 A hug! A smile! A wave from a window sill 542 00:27:56,200 --> 00:28:00,440 Will pick up speed like a snowball down a hill 543 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:06,480 So, if you don't hear singing from around the Christmas tree 544 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,880 Start a little ripple 545 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,120 Start a little ripple 546 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:18,720 The feeling is contagious, it will spread from two to three 547 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,600 With a little ripple 548 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,320 Just a little ripple 549 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,840 - Your family - Your friends 550 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,920 Even folks you do not know 551 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:35,800 Will feel that spirit rise inside and burst like a volcano 552 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:41,520 And if you're one of the lucky ones who can call Saint Nick their friend 553 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,200 Start a little ripple 554 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,160 With a little tickle 555 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:53,240 And all your problems will be on the mend 556 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,720 Oh, no! 557 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,080 Oh. That felt good. 558 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,360 We did it! 559 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,760 Now we just need to expand that ripple to include Sprinkles. 560 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:11,320 How? We already tried to change his mind and it can't be done! 561 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,720 We can't change his mind. 562 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:18,160 But maybe we can change the Elfin-Mark-V! 563 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,200 If we can get to Sprinkles' control panel 564 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:31,320 I might be able to reprogram the Elfin-Mark-V to think like we do! 565 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:32,400 You can do that? 566 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,440 Please. If I can repost 10 hours of CW content 567 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,000 from a third party social platform to fourth party tock-box 568 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,920 this'll be a piece of cake. 569 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,680 None of those words make any sense to me. 570 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:47,120 So you're saying that if we can get the Elfin-Mark-V to think like us 571 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,560 then maybe he'll also fight for us! 572 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,720 And then Sprinkles will have to give Santa his job back. 573 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,040 It's worth a shot. 574 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:59,120 Then we need to program that robot with all that's good about Christmas. 575 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,200 The problem is 576 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,560 we need to get Sprinkles away from the control booth. 577 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,320 I love you! 578 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:11,760 I think I have an idea. You guys, head to the controls. 579 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,720 Turbo and I will take care of the rest. 580 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,360 Don't you look cute? 581 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,640 Just zip me up! 582 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,680 I love you! 583 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,360 I love to complain! 584 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,040 Why does wrapping paper cost so much 585 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,720 when you're just gonna tear it up anyway. 586 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,600 Why do Christmas songs get stuck in your head so easily. 587 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,800 A bear-jam? 588 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,640 You keep wrapping. I'll clear this up. 589 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:50,440 Alright, time to fill this guy with all the best things about Christmas. 590 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,640 Like ornaments. And sleigh bells. And snowballs. 591 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,040 Oh, and don't forget cuddles. 592 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,200 Beebo la-la-love cuddles. 593 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,000 Where would you even store ten lords-a-leaping? 594 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,840 Well, here's the problem. 595 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,280 Are candy canes red with white stripes or white with red stripes? 596 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:08,960 What is with this one? 597 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,440 It's working! 598 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:16,200 A proto-type of next year's Gaming Wow: X edition. 599 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,600 My kids will lose their minds if I get them that this Christmas. 600 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,480 No, no, no, Turbo, don't do it, don't do it. 601 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,600 But I have to! 602 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:26,560 What the... 603 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:27,880 You! 604 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,400 Turbo, what did you do! 605 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:34,560 Wait a minute. You're not a sweet, soft, cuddly little creature. 606 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,640 You're a grouchy, soft, cuddly little creature! 607 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:40,880 Beebo, run! 608 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,240 Elfin-Mark-V! Apprehend them! 609 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,640 I said apprehend them! 610 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,360 What's wrong with you? 611 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,200 We just programmed him 612 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:55,800 with all the good things associated with Christmas! 613 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,280 Show him, Elfie! 614 00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,160 Elfie? 615 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:00,920 That doesn't sound good. 616 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,080 Joy! Christmas! Presents! 617 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:06,160 Sledding! Cuddles! Hugs! Hugs! 618 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,480 No, that's not how hugs work. 619 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,240 Here, let me show you. 620 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,720 Beebo wants hugs! 621 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,280 Or maybe not! 622 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,280 Hope you're happy, Beebo. 623 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,400 You got exactly what you wanted. 624 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:22,800 300 tons of pure, unstoppable Christmas joy! 625 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,400 Run! 626 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:27,920 Must give hugs! 627 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,200 This way! 628 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:33,880 Where are we? 629 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,040 Wow! 630 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,520 Santa's workshop! 631 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,560 I forgot I sealed it up. 632 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,040 Amazing. 633 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,160 I've got to livestream this. 634 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:48,720 Hey, gang! I am streaming live from inside Santa's workshop. 635 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,200 Hugs. Hugs. Hugs. 636 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:53,880 Hey, what's this? 637 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,120 Why, that's... 638 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,160 That's my crystal ornament. 639 00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,680 It connects me with kids across the world. 640 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,800 Is that how you see when we're bad or good? 641 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,320 Sleeping or awake? 642 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,720 It was. But it only works when I'm near it, so... 643 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,440 it's been off for awhile. 644 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,040 Look! Something's happening. 645 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:14,200 Magic. 646 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,720 Guys, isn't this the time of year when the impossible 647 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,000 - can happen? - That's me from earlier. 648 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,880 We've been over this! 649 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,960 People don't need magical thinking. 650 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,240 - They need smart, efficient... - No, they don't. 651 00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,120 They need cuddles and hugs. 652 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:32,320 Guys! I don't want to spend my last moments debating the holidays. 653 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,120 Who even knows what makes people enjoy Christmas anymore? 654 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,400 I like untangling the Christmas lights with my dad. 655 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,160 I like staying up late to bake cookies for Santa. 656 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:42,240 What's happening? 657 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,640 People are responding. 658 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,040 I've been live streaming this the whole time 659 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,320 so the whole world knows that Santa can hear them. 660 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,120 And they're answering you. 661 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,080 I like singing in the car 662 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,560 while we're stuck in traffic on the way to grandma's. 663 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,720 It's not all about efficiency. 664 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:01,600 I like having a good cry while watching my favorite Christmas movie. 665 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,280 And it's not just about hugs and cookies. 666 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,040 - It's about... - I look forward to listening for... 667 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,720 - I like singing songs about... - I never 668 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,800 - miss a chance to dress up like... - I enjoy writing letters to... 669 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:11,920 Santa! 670 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,760 It's about you! 671 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:17,000 Not just me. But what I inspire. 672 00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:19,440 My ripple effect. 673 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,600 But how? My algorithms 674 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,800 I programmed them to figure out exactly what people need 675 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,600 before they even had to ask. 676 00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:27,800 How do you do it? 677 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,600 It's not so difficult really. 678 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,480 I just listen. 679 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,160 I thought if I could make Christmas more efficient 680 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:38,120 I could give people more time for their favorite traditions. 681 00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,120 I thought I knew what those traditions were. 682 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,800 But when I looked at my list 683 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,800 I only saw what the holiday means to me. 684 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,240 I thought Turbo wasn't enjoying Christmas 685 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,240 because she was running around having to shop all day 686 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,760 but now I'm realizing that she may actually enjoy that. 687 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,760 My favorite part of Christmas is watching my kids open their gifts 688 00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,840 so running around like a crazy person beforehand 689 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,040 has sort of become my tradition. 690 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,880 And Tweebo, you seem distracted by your phone all the time, but 691 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,720 now I realize you're just trying 692 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,560 to stay connected to the people you can't be with. 693 00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:12,240 My family lives far away 694 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,960 so connecting on social media has kind of become our thing. 695 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,040 Our tradition. 696 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,160 And Fleabo? 697 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:20,240 Well, you're just a grump. 698 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:21,760 Got that right. 699 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:26,400 Beebo, Sprinkles. You were both just trying to make people happier. 700 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,120 And that's not a bad thing! 701 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:29,840 We all just have to remember 702 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,840 that Christmas looks different to everyone. 703 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:36,720 Because it encompasses more than just one feeling. 704 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,360 From what I've seen in my travels 705 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,920 Christmas is made up of all types of feelings: 706 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,960 joy, nostalgia, melancholy. 707 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,520 Even sadness. 708 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:50,600 So the real magic of Christmas is that there's room for all of it. 709 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,480 How about fear? Is there room for fear? 710 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,480 I'm afraid we're not gonna be able to stop the Elfin-Mark-V. 711 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,960 Nothing can stop the Elfin-Mark-V. 712 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:02,400 Our only hope is to wait for his battery to run out. 713 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:03,520 How long will that take? 714 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,640 Approximately 36 hours. 715 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:08,200 Thirty-six hours? 716 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:09,600 But we'll miss Christmas. 717 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:10,840 And we'll starve! 718 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,880 No one's going to starve. 719 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:17,600 My workshop always has an endless supply of cookies and hot chocolate. 720 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,000 Yes! Hot chocolate fixes everything. 721 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:24,800 Chestnut milk? 722 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,120 Chestnut milk ruins everything. 723 00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,760 Chestnut milk does ruin everything. 724 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:36,400 And I wonder if it could ruin the Elfin-Mark-V. 725 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,920 The best way get it into his system 726 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,920 is to pour it directly into his main oscillator tube. 727 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,120 And where's that? 728 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:44,440 His mouth. 729 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,800 One of us has to face that thing? 730 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:48,920 I'll do it. 731 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:50,920 I'm the one who filled that robot 732 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,400 with dangerous levels of happiness and joy. 733 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:57,200 I'll be the one to feed him a healthy does of reality. 734 00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:03,280 Reindeer, snowmen, ribbon! Mistletoe, garland, cuddles! Cuddles! Cuddles! 735 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,880 Wait! I la-la-love cuddling. 736 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,280 But how about we start with some yummy hot chocolate first? 737 00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:10,960 Hot chocolate? 738 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,200 Sure. Drink it down! 739 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,040 Detaching chestnut milk, chestnut milk. 740 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:24,880 Did it work? 741 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,520 - It worked. - Yay! 742 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,280 I told you hot chocolate fixes everything. 743 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,640 Oh no, Sprinkles. 744 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:37,200 Your factory. It's been destroyed. 745 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:41,000 I don't care about that, but what about all the toys? 746 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,880 How are we gonna fill the wishes of all the girls and boys now? 747 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:49,040 From where I stand, I see a team who can do anything. 748 00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:50,280 You guys up for it? 749 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:51,560 - You got it! - You bet! 750 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,920 Tonight is Christmas Eve 751 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,120 and that means tomorrow we celebrate Christmas 752 00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,800 in all styles! 753 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,720 I la-la-la-la-la love the holidays 754 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,840 It's Christmas time 755 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,280 Beebo style 756 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:13,680 I la-la-la-la-la love the many ways we celebrate this special day 757 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,080 We kept our word 758 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,720 Helped every child 759 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,360 Made new friends 760 00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,040 This guy's named Kyle 761 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,520 We traveled north 762 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,240 Left with a bang 763 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:24,960 Then saved Christmas 764 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,640 No big 'thang 765 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:29,520 Now we're atop Santa's sleigh 766 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:30,920 Singing duets 767 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,560 So take it away 768 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,840 It's Christmas time in Turbo fashion 769 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:39,280 My holidays are filled with passion 770 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,240 Shopping has become an art 771 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,480 You get in my way, I'll tear you apart 772 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,720 Each year I'm back for more and more 773 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,320 You see me comin? 774 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,000 Get out of the store 775 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,200 It's Christmas time - ala Tweebo 776 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:58,320 Still on my phone sending festive gifts 777 00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:01,440 but I'm talking GIF's. 778 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,320 It's Christmas time 779 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,920 Sprinkle's way 780 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:08,080 Lured the reindeer back with Hay 781 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,120 Rehired the elves at twice the pay 782 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:14,680 Not a bad way to end the day 783 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,520 I'm sorry, but I just don't sing. 784 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,000 Plus it's cold up here. 785 00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,160 But it was quite a trip. 786 00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:26,800 And what Santa doesn't see, Santa won't know. 787 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,440 Santa sees everything! 788 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,360 And while doing-it-all is still a temptation 789 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,480 I'm gonna hand back the Christmas narration. 790 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,320 Oh wow! My wish has come true. 791 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,800 To play second fiddle to a fur ball of blue. 792 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,240 But still, it's an honor, for, I'm sure that you've heard 793 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,360 the best gift of all is to have the last w... 794 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,880 Merry Christmas, everyone! 795 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,720 Beebo la-la loves you. 796 00:40:03,744 --> 00:40:11,744 Translator: SPECTRA MEDIA