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Freddy, go and find a cab .
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Do you want me to catch pneumonia
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Don't just stand there, Freddy. Go and find a cab .
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All right, l'll get one. l'll get it
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Look where you're goin', dear . Look where you're goin'!
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l'm so sorry.
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Two bunches o' violets trod in the mud. Afull day 's wages
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-Freddy, go and find a cab . -Yes, Mother.
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Oh, he's your son, is he?
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lf you'd done your duty by him as a mother should...
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you wouldn't let 'im spoil a poor girl's flow'rs and then run away without payin'.
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Oh, go about your business , my girl.
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And you wouldn't go of without payin', either.
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Two bunches o' violets trod in the mud.
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Oh, sir, is there any sign of it stopping?
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l'm afraid not lt's worse than before.
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lf it's worse , it's a sign it's nearly over.
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Cheer up, Capt'n , buy a flow'r of a poor girl.
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l'm sorry, l haven't any change.
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l can change 'alf a crown. Here, take this for tuppence.
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ltold you, l'm awfully sorry. Wait a minute .
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Oh, yes Here's three hapence, if that 's any use to you.
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Thank you, sir.
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Here, you be careful. Better give 'im a flower for it
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There's a bloke here behind that pillar ...
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takin' down every blessed word you're sayin'.
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lain't done nothin' wrong by speakin' to the gentleman.
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l've a right t' sell flow'rs if l keep of the curb.
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l'm a respectable girl, so help me .
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l never spoke to him except to ask him to buy a flow'r of me .
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-What 's all the bloomin' noise ? -There's a tec takin' her down.
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l'm makin' an honest livin'.
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Who's doing all that shouting?
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Sir, don't let 'im charge me . You dunno what it means to me .
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They'll take away me character and drive me on the streets ...
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for speakin' t' gentlemen.
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There, there, there. Who's hurting you, you silly girl? What 'd you take me for?
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On my Bible oath, l never spoke a word.
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Shut up! Shut up! Do l look like a policeman?
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Then what 'd ya take down me words for? 'Ow do l know you took me down right
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You just show me what you wrote ab 'ut me .
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That ain't proper writin'. l can' t read it
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l ca
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''l say, Capt'n , now buy a flow'r of a poor girl.''
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Oh, it's cause l called him ''Capt'n .''
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lmeant no 'arm. Sir, don't let him lay a charge against me for a word like that .
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l'll make no charge. Really, sir, if you are a detective...
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you needn't begin protecting me against molestation from young women...
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until l ask you.
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Anyone could tell the girl meant no harm.
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He ain't no tec. He's a gentleman. Look at his boots .
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How are all your people down at Selsey?
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Who told you my people come from Selsey?
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Never mind, they do.
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How do you come to be up so far east You were born in Lisson Grove.
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Oh, what 'arm is there in my leavin' Lisson Grove?
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lt weren't fit for pigs to live. l had to pay four and six a week.
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Live where you like but stop that noise !
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Come , come , he can' t touch you. You've a right to live where you please.
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l'm a good girl, l am .
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-Where do l come from -Hawkestone.
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Who said l didn't Blimey, you know everything, you do.
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You, sir, do you think you could find me a taxi?
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Madam , it's stopped raining.
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You can get a motorbus to Hampton Court
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That 's where you live, isn 't it
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What an impertinence!
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Tell 'im where he comes from if you wanta go fortune-telling.
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Cheltenham , Harrow...
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Cambridge and ...
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lndia
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Quite right
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Blimey, he ain't a tec, he's a bloomin' busybody.
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Do you do this sort of thing for a living at a music hall?
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l have thought of it Perhaps l will one day .
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He's no gentleman, he ain't, to interfere with a poor girl!
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How do you do it, may l ask?
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Simple phonetics The science of speech. That 's my profession. Also my hobby.
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Anyone can spot an lrishman or a Yorkshireman by his brogue...
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but l can place a man within six miles
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l can place 'im within two miles in London. Sometimes within two streets .
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Ought to be ashamed of 'imself unmanly coward.
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-ls there a living in that ? -Oh, yes
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Let him mind his own business and leave a poor girl alone.
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Cease this detestable boohooing instantly...
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or else seek the shelter of some other place of worship!
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l have a right to be here if l like, same as you!
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A woman who utters such disgusting and depressing noises ..
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has no right to be anywhere, no right to live.
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Remember, you're a human being with a soul...
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and the divine gift of articulate speech.
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That your native language is the language of Shakespeare and ...
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Milton and the Bible. Don't sit there crooning like a bilious pigeon.
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Look at her, a prisoner of the gutters
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Condemned by ev'ry syllable she utters
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By right she should be taken out an'hung
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For the cold-blooded murder Of the English tongue
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Heavens, what a sound!
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This is what the British population
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Calls an element'ry education
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Come , sir, l think you've picked a poor example.
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Did l?
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Hear them down in Soho Square Dropping ''Hs '' everywhere
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Speaking English any way they like
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Hey, you, sir, did you go to school?
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What ya tike me for, a fool?
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No one taught him ''take''instead of ''tike''
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Hear a Yorkshireman, or worse Hear a Cornishman converse
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l'd rather hear a choir singing flat
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Chickens cackling in a barn Just like this one
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Garn!
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Garn!
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l ask you, sir, what sort of word is that?
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lt's ''aoow''and ''garn '' That keep her in her place
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Not her wretched clothes and dirty face
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Why can't the English Teach their children how to speak?
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This verbal class distinction By now should be antique
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lf you spoke as she does, sir lnstead of the way you do
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Why, you might be selling flowers, too
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l beg your pardon.
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An Englishman's way of speaking Absolutely classifies him
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The moment he talks he makes Some other Englishman despise him
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One common language l'm afraid we'll never get
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Oh, why can't the English learn to
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Set a good example to people Whose English is painful to your ears
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The Scotch and the lrish Leave you close to tears
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There even are places Where English completely disappears
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Why, in America They haven't used it for years!
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Why can't the English Teach their children how to speak?
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Norwegians learn Norwegian The Greeks are taught their Greek
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ln France every Frenchman Knows his language from ''A '' to ''Z''
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The French don't care What they do actually
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As long as they pronounce it properly
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Arabians learn Arabian With the speed of summer lightning
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The Hebrews learn it backwards Which is absolutely frightening
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Use proper English You're regarded as a freak
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Oh, why can't the English
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Why can't the English learn to speak?
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Thank you.
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You see this creature with her curbstone English ...
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that 'll keep her in the gutter till the end of her days
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Well, sir, in six months l could pass her of as a duchess at an Embassy Ball.
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l could get her a job as a lady's maid or a shop assistant ...
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which requires better English .
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'Ere, what 's that you say?
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Yes, you squashed cabbage leaf !
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You disgrace to the noble architecture of these columns
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You incarnate insult to the English language!
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l could pass you of as the Queen of Sheba
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You don't believe that , Capt'n ?
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Anything's possible. l, myself am a student of lndian dialects .
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Are you? Do you know Colonel Pickering, the author of Spoken Sanskrit?
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lam Colonel Pickering. Who are you?
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l'm Henry Higgins, author of Higgins' Universal Alphabet.
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l came from lndia to meet you!
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l was going to lndia to meet you!
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-Where are you staying? -At the Carleton.
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No, you're not You're staying at 27 A Wimpole Street
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You come along with me . We'll have a little jaw over supper.
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lndian dialects have always fascinated me .
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Buy a flower, sir. l'm short for me lodgin'.
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Liar !
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You said you could change half a crown.
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You ought to be stufed with nails, you ought
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Here, take the whole bloomin' basket for a sixpence!
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A reminder.
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-How many are there actually? -How many what ?
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lndian dialects ?
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No fewer than 147 distinct languages are recorded as vernacular in lndia
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Shouldn't we stand up, gentlemen? We've got a bloomin' heiress in our mids
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Would you be lookin' for a good butler, Eliza
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Well, you won't do.
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lt's rather dull in town l think l'll take me to Paris
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The missus wants to open up The castle in Capri
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Me doctor recommends A quiet summer by the sea
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Wouldn't it be loverly?
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Where are ya bound for this year , Eliza Biarritz ?
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All l want is a room somewhere
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Far away from the cold night air
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With one enormous chair
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Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?
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Lots of chocolate for me to eat
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Lots of coal makin'lots of 'eat
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Warm face, warm 'ands, warm feet
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Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?
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Oh, so loverly sittin'
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Absobloominlutely still
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l would never budge till spring
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Crept over the winder sill
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Someone's 'ead restin' on my knee
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Warm and tender as he can be
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Who takes good care of me
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Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?
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Loverly
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Loverly
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Loverly
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Loverly
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All l want is a room somewhere
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Far away from the cold night air
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With one enormous chair
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Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?
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Lots of chocolate for me to eat
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Lots of coal makin'lots of 'eat
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Warm face, warm 'ands, warm feet
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Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?
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Oh, so loverly sittin'
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Absobloominlutely still
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l would never budge till spring
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Crept over the winder sill
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Someone's 'ead restin' on my knee
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Warm and tender as he can be
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Who takes good care of me
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Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?
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Loverly
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Loverly
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Loverly
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Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?
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Loverly
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Loverly
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Loverly
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Wouldn't it be loverly?
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Come on, Alfile , let's go 'ome now. This place is givin' me the willies
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Home ? What do you want to go 'ome for?
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lt's nearly five o'clock. My daughter Eliza' ll be along soon.
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She ought to be good for 'alf a crown for a father that loves 'er.
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Loves 'er? That 's a laugh. You ain't been near 'er for months
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What 's that got to do with it What 's 'alf a crown after all l've give 'er?
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When did you ever give 'er anythin'?
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Anythin'? l give 'er everythin'.
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l give 'er the greatest gift any human being can give to another:
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Life !
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l introduced 'er to this here planet, l did, with all its wonders and marvels
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The sun that shines, the moon that glows
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Hyde Park to walk through on a fine spring night
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The 'ole ruddy city o' London to roam around in sellin' 'er bloomin' flow'rs
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l give 'er all that .
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Then l disappears and leaves 'er on 'er own to enjoy it
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lf that ain't worth 'alf a crown now and again...
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l'll take my belt of and give 'er what for.
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You got a good 'eart But you want that 'alf a crown out o' Eliza ..
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you better have a good story.
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Leave that to me , my boy.
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-Good mornin', George. -Not a brass farthin'.
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Not a brass farthin'.
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There she is
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Why, Liza, what a surprise .
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Hop along, Charlie, you're too old for me .
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-Don't you know your daughter? -You don't know what she looks like.
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l know 'er, l know 'er. Come on, l'll find 'er.
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Eliza, what a surprise .
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Not a brass farthin'.
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Hey, you come 'ere, Eliza
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lain't gonna take me 'ard-earned wages ..
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and let you pass 'em on to a bloody pubkeeper.
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You wouldn't 'ave the 'eart to send me 'ome to your stepmother...
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without a drop o' liquid protection, now would ya
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Stepmother, indeed!
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Well, l'm willin' t' marry 'er. lt's me that sufers by it
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l'm a slave to that woman, Eliza
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Just because l ain't 'er lawful 'usband .
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Aw, come on.
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Slip your ol' dad just 'alf a crown to go 'ome on.
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Well, l had a bit o' luck meself last night
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But don't keep comin' around countin' on 'alf crowns from me !
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Thank you, Eliza You're a noble daughter.
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Beer, beer, glorious beer
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Fill yourself right up
268
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You see this creature with her curbstone English...
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the English that will keep her in the gutter till the end of her days?
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ln six months, l could pass her off as a duchess at an Embassy Ball.
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l could even get her a job as a lady's maid or a shop assistant...
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which requires better English.
273
00:24:55,611 --> 00:24:58,671
You're a disgrace to the noble architecture of these columns!
274
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l could even get her a job as a lady's maid or a shop assistant...
275
00:25:08,323 --> 00:25:10,086
which requires better English.
276
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How many vowel sounds did you hear altogether?
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l believe l counted 24.
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Wrong by a hundred. To be exact you heard 130.
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Listen to them one at a time .
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Must l ? l'm really quite done up for one morning.
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Your name, please?
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Your name, Miss ?
283
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My name is of no concern to you whatsoever.
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One moment, please.
285
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London is gettin' so dirty these days
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l'm Mrs Pearce, the housekeeper. Can l help you?
287
00:26:37,713 --> 00:26:41,205
Oh, good morning, Missus l'd like to see the professor, please.
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Could you tell me what it's about
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lt's business of a personal nature.
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One moment, please.
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-Mr. Higgins -What is it, Mrs Pearce?
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00:27:01,837 --> 00:27:04,203
There's a young woman who wants to see you, sir.
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00:27:04,439 --> 00:27:05,633
A young woman?
294
00:27:06,842 --> 00:27:07,831
What does she want ?
295
00:27:07,909 --> 00:27:10,469
She's quite a common girl, sir. Very common indeed.
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00:27:10,746 --> 00:27:12,805
lshould've sent her away , only l thought perhaps ..
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00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:14,803
you wanted her to talk into your machine.
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00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:17,738
-Has she an interesting accent -Simply ghastly, Mr. Higgins
299
00:27:17,819 --> 00:27:20,413
Good. Let's have her in. Show her in, Mrs Pearce.
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00:27:21,623 --> 00:27:25,081
You know, this is rather a bit of luck. l'll show you how l make records
301
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:29,085
We'll set her talking and then l'll take her down first in Bell's Visible Speech...
302
00:27:29,164 --> 00:27:32,327
then in broad Romic, and then we'll get her on the phonograph...
303
00:27:32,434 --> 00:27:36,427
so you can turn her on when you want with the written transcript before you.
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00:27:40,108 --> 00:27:41,905
This is the young woman, sir.
305
00:27:41,977 --> 00:27:43,274
Good mornin', my good man.
306
00:27:43,345 --> 00:27:45,267
Might l 'ave the pleasure of a word with you?
307
00:27:45,347 --> 00:27:48,077
Oh, no. This is the girl ljotted down last night
308
00:27:48,150 --> 00:27:51,210
She's no use . l've got the records l want of the Lisson Grove lingo.
309
00:27:51,286 --> 00:27:53,208
l'm not gonna waste another cylinder on that .
310
00:27:53,288 --> 00:27:54,915
Now be of with you. l don't want you.
311
00:27:54,990 --> 00:27:58,050
Don't be so saucy. You ain't 'eard what l come for yet
312
00:27:58,327 --> 00:28:00,124
Did you tell 'im l come in a taxi?
313
00:28:00,195 --> 00:28:03,255
Nonsense , girl. What do you think a gentleman like Mr. Higgins cares ..
314
00:28:03,332 --> 00:28:04,526
what you came in?
315
00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:06,157
Oh, we are proud.
316
00:28:06,368 --> 00:28:09,531
Well, 'e ain't above givin' lessons, not 'im. l 'eard 'im say so .
317
00:28:09,705 --> 00:28:11,764
lain't come here t' as for any compliment ..
318
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,604
and if my money's not good enough, l can go elsewhere.
319
00:28:14,710 --> 00:28:16,075
Good enough for what ?
320
00:28:16,244 --> 00:28:17,973
Good enough for you.
321
00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:21,947
Now you know, don'tcha l'm come to 'ave lessons, l am .
322
00:28:22,017 --> 00:28:24,178
And to pay for 'em too, make no mistake.
323
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:25,709
Well!
324
00:28:26,488 --> 00:28:29,013
And what do you expect me to say?
325
00:28:29,825 --> 00:28:33,056
Well, if you was a gentleman, you might ask me to sit down, l think.
326
00:28:33,428 --> 00:28:36,124
Don't l tell you l'm bringin' you business ?
327
00:28:36,898 --> 00:28:38,854
Should we ask this baggage to sit down...
328
00:28:38,934 --> 00:28:41,232
or shall we just throw her out of the window?
329
00:28:41,436 --> 00:28:45,224
l won't be called a baggage. Not when l've ofered to pay like any lady.
330
00:28:46,675 --> 00:28:48,233
What do you want , my girl?
331
00:28:52,614 --> 00:28:54,878
l want to be a lady in a flow'r shop...
332
00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:57,373
'stead of sellin' at the corner of Tottenham Court Road .
333
00:28:57,452 --> 00:29:00,216
But they won't take me unless l can talk more genteel.
334
00:29:00,288 --> 00:29:01,585
'E said 'e could teach me .
335
00:29:01,656 --> 00:29:03,749
Well, 'ere l am ready to pay 'im.
336
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:07,056
Not asking any favor and he treats me as if l was dirt
337
00:29:07,763 --> 00:29:11,620
l know what lessons cost as well as you do, and l'm ready t' pay .
338
00:29:14,603 --> 00:29:15,934
How much?
339
00:29:16,371 --> 00:29:18,293
Now you're talkin'.
340
00:29:18,707 --> 00:29:20,834
lthought you'd come of it for a chance o' gettin' back a bit ..
341
00:29:20,909 --> 00:29:22,831
of what you chucked at me last night
342
00:29:22,911 --> 00:29:24,867
You'd had a drop in, 'adn't you, eh?
343
00:29:24,946 --> 00:29:26,140
Sit down.
344
00:29:26,281 --> 00:29:29,375
-lf you're goin' t' make a compliment of it- - -Sit down!
345
00:29:30,452 --> 00:29:32,545
Sit down, girl. Do as you're told.
346
00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:34,553
What 's your name?
347
00:29:34,689 --> 00:29:36,611
Eliza Doolittle.
348
00:29:37,292 --> 00:29:39,715
Won't you sit down, Miss Doolittle?
349
00:29:43,598 --> 00:29:45,088
l don't mind if l do.
350
00:29:48,737 --> 00:29:51,865
How much do you propose to pay me for these lessons
351
00:29:52,073 --> 00:29:53,563
Oh, l know what 's right
352
00:29:53,675 --> 00:29:56,530
A lady friend of mine gets French lessons for 18 pence an hour...
353
00:29:56,611 --> 00:29:58,442
from a real French gentleman.
354
00:29:58,847 --> 00:30:00,974
You wouldn't have the face t' as me the same ...
355
00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:03,882
for teachin' me my own language as you would for French.
356
00:30:03,952 --> 00:30:06,841
So, l won't give more than a shillin'. Take it or leave it
357
00:30:09,458 --> 00:30:12,086
Do you know, Pickering, if you think of a shilling...
358
00:30:12,794 --> 00:30:16,651
not as a simple shilling, but as a percentage of this girl's income ...
359
00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:19,928
it works out as fully equivalent of. ..
360
00:30:21,670 --> 00:30:24,093
60 or 70 pounds from a millionaire.
361
00:30:24,940 --> 00:30:28,364
By George, it's enormous lt's the biggest ofer l ever had .
362
00:30:28,443 --> 00:30:32,868
Sixty pounds What are you talkin' about Where would l get 60 pounds
363
00:30:32,948 --> 00:30:34,904
l never ofered you 60 pounds
364
00:30:34,983 --> 00:30:36,848
But l ain't got 60 pounds
365
00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:40,911
Don't cry, you silly girl. Sit down. Nobody's going to touch your money.
366
00:30:40,989 --> 00:30:44,015
Somebody'll touch you with a broomstick if you don't stop sniveling.
367
00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:45,457
Sit down!
368
00:30:49,331 --> 00:30:51,891
Anybody'd think you was my father!
369
00:30:52,033 --> 00:30:55,298
lf l decide to teach you, l'll be worse than two fathers to you.
370
00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:57,427
Here.
371
00:30:57,739 --> 00:30:58,797
What 's this for?
372
00:30:58,874 --> 00:31:02,537
To wipe your eyes To wipe any part of your face that feels mois
373
00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:05,508
Remember, that 's your handkerchief and that 's your sleeve.
374
00:31:05,580 --> 00:31:09,175
Don't confuse the one with the other if you want to become a lady in a shop.
375
00:31:09,251 --> 00:31:13,244
lt's no use to talk to her like that , Mr. Higgins She doesn 't understand you.
376
00:31:13,388 --> 00:31:16,619
'Ere! Give the 'ankerchief to me . He give it to me , not to you!
377
00:31:17,158 --> 00:31:19,149
Higgins, l'm interested.
378
00:31:19,327 --> 00:31:20,658
What about your boast ..
379
00:31:20,729 --> 00:31:23,584
that you could pass her of as a duchess at the Embassy Ball?
380
00:31:23,665 --> 00:31:26,327
l'll say you're the greatest teacher alive if you do that .
381
00:31:26,401 --> 00:31:30,497
l'll bet you all the expenses of the experiment that you can' t do it
382
00:31:30,939 --> 00:31:32,668
l'll even pay for the lessons
383
00:31:32,741 --> 00:31:35,437
Aw, you're real good. Thank ye, Capt'n .
384
00:31:36,845 --> 00:31:38,801
lt's almost irresistible.
385
00:31:41,516 --> 00:31:43,814
She's so deliciously low.
386
00:31:43,885 --> 00:31:45,443
So horribly dirty .
387
00:31:45,587 --> 00:31:48,977
lain't dirty ! l washed my face an' hands before l come , l did.
388
00:31:49,190 --> 00:31:52,978
l'll take it l'll make a duchess of this draggle-tailed guttersnipe.
389
00:31:53,528 --> 00:31:57,089
We'll start today . This moment Take her away , Mrs Pearce, and clean her.
390
00:31:57,165 --> 00:32:00,589
Sandpaper, if it won't come of any other way . ls there a fire in the kitchen?
391
00:32:00,669 --> 00:32:03,729
Take all her clothes of and burn them and order some new ones
392
00:32:03,805 --> 00:32:06,433
Just wrap her in brown paper till they come .
393
00:32:06,942 --> 00:32:10,503
You're no gentleman, you're not, to talk o' such things
394
00:32:10,579 --> 00:32:12,069
l'm a good girl, l am .
395
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:14,978
And l know what the likes of you are, l do.
396
00:32:15,650 --> 00:32:18,847
We want none of your slum prudery here, young woman.
397
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:21,384
You've got to learn to behave like a duchess .
398
00:32:21,456 --> 00:32:24,914
Take 'er away , Mrs Pearce, an'if she gives you any trouble wallop 'er.
399
00:32:24,993 --> 00:32:26,824
l'll call the police, l will.
400
00:32:26,895 --> 00:32:28,522
l've got no place to put her.
401
00:32:28,597 --> 00:32:30,292
Well, put her in the dustbin.
402
00:32:31,499 --> 00:32:33,524
Come , Higgins, be reasonable.
403
00:32:33,602 --> 00:32:36,196
You must be reasonable, Mr. Higgins, really you mus
404
00:32:36,271 --> 00:32:38,694
You can' t walk over everybody like this
405
00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:42,567
l?
406
00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:45,175
Walk over everybody?
407
00:32:45,246 --> 00:32:49,444
My dear Mrs Pearce, my dear Pickering, l had no intention of walking over anyone.
408
00:32:49,517 --> 00:32:52,577
lmerely suggested we should be kind to this poor girl.
409
00:32:52,821 --> 00:32:57,349
l didn't express myself clearly because l didn't wish to hurt her delicacy...
410
00:32:57,792 --> 00:32:58,884
or yours
411
00:32:58,994 --> 00:33:02,054
But, sir, you can' t take a girl up like that ...
412
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:04,721
as if you were picking up a pebble on the beach.
413
00:33:04,933 --> 00:33:06,093
Why not
414
00:33:06,301 --> 00:33:08,997
Why not But you don't know anything about her.
415
00:33:09,170 --> 00:33:11,934
What about her parents ? She may be married.
416
00:33:12,173 --> 00:33:13,401
Garn!
417
00:33:13,742 --> 00:33:16,836
There. As the girl very properly says, garn!
418
00:33:17,612 --> 00:33:19,273
Who'd marry me ?
419
00:33:21,716 --> 00:33:23,513
By George, Eliza ..
420
00:33:24,285 --> 00:33:27,709
the streets will be strewn with the bodies of men...
421
00:33:27,889 --> 00:33:31,279
shooting themselves for your sake before l've done with you.
422
00:33:32,861 --> 00:33:33,919
'Ere.
423
00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:35,255
l'm goin'.
424
00:33:35,563 --> 00:33:39,124
He's of his chump , he is l don't want no balmies teachin' me .
425
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,363
Mad , am l? All right, Mrs Pearce, don't order those new clothes
426
00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:44,667
-Throw her out -Stop, Mr. Higgins l won't allow it
427
00:33:44,739 --> 00:33:46,229
Go home to your parents , girl.
428
00:33:46,307 --> 00:33:48,070
lain't got no parents .
429
00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:50,301
She ain't got no parents . What 's the fuss about
430
00:33:50,378 --> 00:33:53,711
Nobody wants her. She's no use to anybody but me . Take her upstairs
431
00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:56,273
What 's to become of her? ls she to be paid anything?
432
00:33:56,351 --> 00:33:58,342
Oh, do be sensible, sir.
433
00:33:58,420 --> 00:34:00,513
What would she do with money? She'll have food and clothes
434
00:34:00,588 --> 00:34:02,180
She'll only drink if you give her money.
435
00:34:02,257 --> 00:34:04,213
You are a brute ! lt's a lie!
436
00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:06,590
Nobody ever saw the sign o' liquor on me .
437
00:34:06,895 --> 00:34:09,989
Sir, you're a gentleman. Don't let 'im speak to me like that !
438
00:34:10,065 --> 00:34:12,989
Does it occur to you, Higgins, the girl has some feelings
439
00:34:13,368 --> 00:34:16,201
No, l don't think so . No feelings we need worry about
440
00:34:16,671 --> 00:34:17,763
Well, have you, Eliza
441
00:34:17,839 --> 00:34:20,205
l got me feelings same as anyone else .
442
00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:23,608
Mr. Higgins, l must know on what terms the girl is to be here.
443
00:34:23,878 --> 00:34:26,073
What 's to become of her when you've finished your teaching?
444
00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:28,012
You must look ahead a little, sir.
445
00:34:28,083 --> 00:34:31,348
What 's to become of her if we leave her in the gutter, Mrs Pearce?
446
00:34:31,419 --> 00:34:33,751
That 's her own business , not yours, Mr. Higgins
447
00:34:33,822 --> 00:34:35,483
When l'm done we'll throw her back.
448
00:34:35,557 --> 00:34:38,583
Then it'll be her own business again. That 'll be all right, won't it
449
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:41,424
You've no feelin' 'eart in ya
450
00:34:41,730 --> 00:34:44,028
You don't care for nothin' but yourself.
451
00:34:44,432 --> 00:34:46,627
l've 'ad enough of this l'm goin', l am !
452
00:34:46,701 --> 00:34:48,760
You ought to be ashamed of yourself
453
00:34:48,837 --> 00:34:50,498
Have some chocolates, Eliza
454
00:34:57,512 --> 00:34:59,241
'Ow do l know what might be in 'em
455
00:34:59,314 --> 00:35:02,203
l've 'eard of girls bein' drugged by the likes o' you.
456
00:35:02,817 --> 00:35:04,182
Pledge of good faith .
457
00:35:05,053 --> 00:35:06,611
l'll take one half.
458
00:35:07,489 --> 00:35:08,979
And you take the other.
459
00:35:12,660 --> 00:35:15,322
You'll have boxes of them barrels of them every day .
460
00:35:16,131 --> 00:35:17,530
You'll live on them eh?
461
00:35:19,501 --> 00:35:22,857
l wouldn't 've ate it, only l'm too laidylike to take it out o' me mouth .
462
00:35:22,937 --> 00:35:26,395
Think of it, Eliza Think of chocolates, and taxis ..
463
00:35:26,775 --> 00:35:29,141
and gold and diamonds
464
00:35:30,512 --> 00:35:34,243
l don't want no gold and no diamonds l'm a good girl, l am .
465
00:35:34,649 --> 00:35:38,141
Higgins, l really must interfere. Mrs Pearce is quite right
466
00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:41,052
lf this girl's going to put herself in your hands for six months ..
467
00:35:41,122 --> 00:35:45,286
for an experiment in teaching, she mus understand thoroughly what she's doing.
468
00:35:49,764 --> 00:35:51,925
You are to stay here for the next six months ..
469
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,993
learning how to speak beautifully like a lady in a florist shop.
470
00:35:57,205 --> 00:36:00,936
lf you're good and do what you're told, you shall sleep in a proper bedroom. ..
471
00:36:01,009 --> 00:36:05,298
have lots to eat , money to buy chocolates and take rides in taxis
472
00:36:06,481 --> 00:36:08,847
But if you are naughty and idle...
473
00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:11,772
you shall sleep in the kitchen amongst the black beetles ..
474
00:36:11,853 --> 00:36:14,708
and be walloped by Mrs Pearce with a broomstick.
475
00:36:16,224 --> 00:36:20,046
At the end of six months, you shall be taken to Buckingham Palace...
476
00:36:20,395 --> 00:36:22,784
in a carriage, beautifully dressed.
477
00:36:24,032 --> 00:36:26,956
lf the King finds out that you are not a lady...
478
00:36:27,135 --> 00:36:31,128
the police will take you to the Tower of London where your head will be cut of ...
479
00:36:31,506 --> 00:36:34,464
as a warning to other presumptuous flower girls
480
00:36:35,476 --> 00:36:38,309
But if you are not found out you shall have a present of. ..
481
00:36:40,048 --> 00:36:43,245
seven and six to start life with as a lady in a shop.
482
00:36:44,552 --> 00:36:46,508
lf you refuse this ofer...
483
00:36:46,588 --> 00:36:50,547
you will be the most ungrateful, wicked girl...
484
00:36:51,059 --> 00:36:54,586
and the angels will weep for you!
485
00:36:59,667 --> 00:37:01,294
Now are you satisfied, Pickering?
486
00:37:01,369 --> 00:37:03,234
l don't understand what you are talking about
487
00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:05,795
Could l put it more plainly or fairly, Mrs Pearce?
488
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:06,772
Come with me .
489
00:37:06,841 --> 00:37:09,639
That 's right Bundle her of to the bathroom.
490
00:37:09,711 --> 00:37:12,009
You're a great bully, you are!
491
00:37:12,146 --> 00:37:14,876
l won't stay here if l don't like it l won't let nobody wallop me !
492
00:37:14,949 --> 00:37:16,746
Don't answer back, girl.
493
00:37:18,386 --> 00:37:20,342
l've always been a good girl, l 'ave.
494
00:37:22,090 --> 00:37:25,150
ln six months- - ln three, if she has a good ear and a quick tongue...
495
00:37:25,226 --> 00:37:27,786
l'll take her anywhere and l'll pass her of as anything.
496
00:37:27,862 --> 00:37:30,524
l'll make a queen of that barbarous wretch!
497
00:37:37,772 --> 00:37:41,162
l've never had a bath in me life . Not what you'd call a proper one.
498
00:37:41,242 --> 00:37:44,507
You know you can' t be a nice girl inside if you're dirty outside.
499
00:37:45,580 --> 00:37:48,413
l'll have to put you in here. This will be your bedroom.
500
00:37:52,587 --> 00:37:54,714
Oh, l couldn't sleep in here, Missus
501
00:37:54,923 --> 00:37:56,788
lt's too good for the likes o' me .
502
00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:01,120
lshould be afraid to touch anythin'.
503
00:38:01,195 --> 00:38:02,992
lain't a duchess yet, you know.
504
00:38:09,804 --> 00:38:12,193
What 's this This where you wash clothes
505
00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:15,900
This is where we wash ourselves, Eliza And where l'm going to wash you.
506
00:38:17,011 --> 00:38:20,242
You expect me to get into that and wet meself all over?
507
00:38:20,315 --> 00:38:21,441
Not me !
508
00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:29,754
lshall catch me death.
509
00:38:32,226 --> 00:38:33,352
Come along now.
510
00:38:34,128 --> 00:38:35,083
Come along.
511
00:38:35,830 --> 00:38:37,229
Take your clothes of .
512
00:38:38,599 --> 00:38:41,432
Come on, girl, do as you're told. Take your clothes of .
513
00:38:41,502 --> 00:38:43,458
Here, come on. Help me take these ....
514
00:38:50,445 --> 00:38:52,572
Take your hands of me !
515
00:39:12,533 --> 00:39:15,457
l'm a good girl, l am !
516
00:39:17,972 --> 00:39:20,827
lt ain't right lt ain't decent
517
00:39:27,181 --> 00:39:28,842
Get your hands off me!
518
00:39:36,824 --> 00:39:38,655
l'm a good girl, l am!
519
00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:55,368
Forgive the bluntness , but if l'm to be in this business ...
520
00:39:55,443 --> 00:39:57,604
lshall feel responsible for the girl.
521
00:39:57,678 --> 00:40:01,409
l hope it's clearly understood that no advantage is to be taken of her position.
522
00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:04,144
What , that thing? Sacred, l assure you.
523
00:40:04,252 --> 00:40:07,278
Come now, you know what l mea This is no trifling matter.
524
00:40:07,355 --> 00:40:10,779
Are you a man of good character where women are concerned?
525
00:40:11,793 --> 00:40:15,092
Have you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned?
526
00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:17,154
Yes, very frequently.
527
00:40:17,365 --> 00:40:20,698
l haven't l find that the moment l let a woman make friends with me ...
528
00:40:20,768 --> 00:40:23,066
she becomes jealous, exacting...
529
00:40:23,137 --> 00:40:25,230
suspicious and a damned nuisance.
530
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:29,701
lfind the moment that l make friends with a woman l become selfish and tyrannical .
531
00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:33,177
So here l am , a confirmed old bachelor and likely to remain so .
532
00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:35,672
Well, after all, Pickering--
533
00:40:36,217 --> 00:40:37,912
l'm an ordinary man
534
00:40:38,219 --> 00:40:40,346
Who desires nothing more
535
00:40:40,588 --> 00:40:42,544
Than just an ordinary chance
536
00:40:42,790 --> 00:40:45,020
To live exactly as he likes
537
00:40:45,093 --> 00:40:47,254
And do precisely what he wants
538
00:40:47,495 --> 00:40:49,486
An average man am l
539
00:40:49,730 --> 00:40:51,686
Of no eccentric whim
540
00:40:52,066 --> 00:40:53,556
Who likes to live his life
541
00:40:53,935 --> 00:40:55,197
Free of strife
542
00:40:55,269 --> 00:40:58,033
Doing whatever he thinks is best for him
543
00:41:00,374 --> 00:41:02,569
Oh, just an ordinary man
544
00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:07,540
But let a woman in your life
545
00:41:08,316 --> 00:41:10,238
And your serenity is through
546
00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:13,949
She'll redecorate your home From the cellar to the dome
547
00:41:14,088 --> 00:41:17,580
Then go on to the enthralling fun Of overhauling you!
548
00:41:19,527 --> 00:41:21,119
Let a woman in your life
549
00:41:21,963 --> 00:41:23,794
And you are up against a wall
550
00:41:24,832 --> 00:41:27,721
Make a plan and you will find She has something else in mind
551
00:41:27,802 --> 00:41:30,327
And so rather than do either You do something else that neither
552
00:41:30,404 --> 00:41:31,632
Likes at all!
553
00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:35,436
You want to talk of Keats or Milton
554
00:41:36,210 --> 00:41:37,973
She only wants to talk of love
555
00:41:38,779 --> 00:41:41,043
You go to see a play or ballet
556
00:41:41,449 --> 00:41:43,781
And spend it searching for her glove
557
00:41:44,252 --> 00:41:45,810
Let a woman in your life
558
00:41:46,654 --> 00:41:48,679
And you invite eternal strife
559
00:41:50,158 --> 00:41:52,649
Let them buy their wedding bands
560
00:41:52,994 --> 00:41:55,656
For those anxious little hands
561
00:41:56,164 --> 00:41:59,156
l'd be equally as willing For a dentist to be drilling
562
00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:02,292
Than to ever let a woman in my life!
563
00:42:05,106 --> 00:42:07,097
l'm a very gentle man
564
00:42:07,808 --> 00:42:11,630
Even-tempered and good-natured Whom you never hear complain
565
00:42:12,013 --> 00:42:16,177
Who has the milk of human kindness By the quart in every vein
566
00:42:16,584 --> 00:42:20,406
A patient man am l Down to my fingertips
567
00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:23,788
The sort who never could Ever would
568
00:42:24,225 --> 00:42:27,114
Let an insulting remark Escape his lips
569
00:42:30,264 --> 00:42:32,129
A very gentle man
570
00:42:34,402 --> 00:42:36,529
But let a woman in your life
571
00:42:37,205 --> 00:42:39,298
And patience hasn't got a chance
572
00:42:40,208 --> 00:42:43,006
She will beg you for advice Your reply will be concise
573
00:42:43,077 --> 00:42:44,305
And she'll listen very nicely
574
00:42:44,378 --> 00:42:47,176
Then go out and do precisely What she wants!
575
00:42:48,583 --> 00:42:51,006
You were a man of grace and polish
576
00:42:51,385 --> 00:42:53,250
Who never spoke above a hush
577
00:42:54,121 --> 00:42:56,544
Now all at once you're using language
578
00:42:56,857 --> 00:42:59,280
That would make a sailor blush
579
00:42:59,727 --> 00:43:01,558
Let a woman in your life
580
00:43:02,196 --> 00:43:03,959
And you're plunging in a knife!
581
00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:08,191
Let the others of my sex
582
00:43:08,502 --> 00:43:11,198
Tie the knot around their necks
583
00:43:11,572 --> 00:43:14,871
l'd prefer a new edition Of the Spanish lnquisition
584
00:43:14,942 --> 00:43:18,036
Than to ever let a woman in my life
585
00:43:21,182 --> 00:43:23,173
l'm a quiet-living man
586
00:43:23,551 --> 00:43:25,542
Who prefers to spend the evenings
587
00:43:25,653 --> 00:43:27,575
ln the silence of his room
588
00:43:27,822 --> 00:43:30,188
Who likes an atmosphere as restful
589
00:43:30,524 --> 00:43:32,048
As an undiscovered tomb
590
00:43:32,460 --> 00:43:36,089
A pensive man am l Of philosophic joys
591
00:43:36,797 --> 00:43:39,686
Who likes to meditate, contemplate
592
00:43:40,134 --> 00:43:43,399
Free from humanity's mad, inhuman noise
593
00:43:46,674 --> 00:43:48,767
A quiet-living man
594
00:43:50,978 --> 00:43:52,934
But let a woman in your life
595
00:43:53,981 --> 00:43:56,108
And your sabbatical is through
596
00:43:56,817 --> 00:43:59,445
ln a line that never ends Come an army of her friends
597
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,511
Come to jabber and to chatter And to tell her
598
00:44:01,589 --> 00:44:03,216
What the matter is with you!
599
00:44:04,892 --> 00:44:07,417
She'll have a booming, boisterous family
600
00:44:07,628 --> 00:44:10,051
Who will descend on you en masse
601
00:44:10,431 --> 00:44:12,797
She'll have a large, Wagnerian mother
602
00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:15,364
With a voice that shatters glass!
603
00:44:15,736 --> 00:44:17,226
Let a woman in your life
604
00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:42,286
l shall never let a woman
605
00:44:42,963 --> 00:44:44,624
in my life!
606
00:44:48,002 --> 00:44:50,334
Get out of 'ere. Jamie, you get out, too!
607
00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:55,265
Come on, Doolittle. And remember, drinks is to be paid for or not drunk.
608
00:44:56,844 --> 00:44:58,835
Thanks for your 'ospitality , George.
609
00:44:59,413 --> 00:45:01,278
Send the bill to Buckingham Palace.
610
00:45:01,682 --> 00:45:04,913
Well, Alfile , there's nothin' else to do. l guess it's back to work.
611
00:45:05,219 --> 00:45:08,916
Work! Don't you dare mention that word in my presence again.
612
00:45:09,290 --> 00:45:11,451
Look at all these poor blighters down here.
613
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,786
l used to do that sort of thing once. Just for exercise .
614
00:45:16,564 --> 00:45:18,953
lt's not worth it Takes up your whole day .
615
00:45:19,633 --> 00:45:22,193
Don't worry, boys We'll get outta this somehow.
616
00:45:22,336 --> 00:45:24,258
How do you think you're going to do that ?
617
00:45:24,338 --> 00:45:26,465
How? Same as always
618
00:45:26,674 --> 00:45:29,040
Faith , hope and a little bit o' luck.
619
00:45:30,211 --> 00:45:33,442
The Lord above gave man An arm of iron
620
00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:37,276
So he could do his job And never shirk
621
00:45:37,952 --> 00:45:41,877
The Lord above gave man An arm of iron, but
622
00:45:42,289 --> 00:45:45,588
With a little bit o'luck With a little bit o'luck
623
00:45:45,926 --> 00:45:48,815
Someone else'll do the blinkin' work!
624
00:45:49,930 --> 00:45:51,454
With a little bit
625
00:45:51,799 --> 00:45:53,460
With a little bit
626
00:45:53,734 --> 00:45:56,658
With a little bit o'luck You'll never work
627
00:45:57,505 --> 00:46:00,668
The Lord above made liquor For temptation
628
00:46:01,242 --> 00:46:04,370
To see if man Could turn away from sin
629
00:46:05,012 --> 00:46:08,903
The Lord above made liquor For temptation, but
630
00:46:09,383 --> 00:46:12,648
With a little bit o'luck With a little bit o'luck
631
00:46:12,987 --> 00:46:15,820
When temptation comes You'll give right in
632
00:46:16,891 --> 00:46:18,449
With a little bit
633
00:46:18,793 --> 00:46:20,351
With a little bit
634
00:46:20,761 --> 00:46:23,594
With a little bit o'luck You'll give right in
635
00:46:24,331 --> 00:46:27,858
Oh, you can walk The straight and narrow
636
00:46:28,235 --> 00:46:31,193
But with a little bit o'luck You'll run amuck!
637
00:46:32,106 --> 00:46:35,098
The gentle sex was made For man to marry
638
00:46:35,810 --> 00:46:39,041
To share his nest And see his food is cooked
639
00:46:39,647 --> 00:46:43,469
The gentle sex was made For man to marry, but
640
00:46:44,018 --> 00:46:47,283
With a little bit o'luck With a little bit o'luck
641
00:46:47,555 --> 00:46:50,513
You can have it all And not get hooked
642
00:46:51,592 --> 00:46:53,116
With a little bit
643
00:46:53,527 --> 00:46:55,017
With a little bit
644
00:46:55,429 --> 00:46:58,318
With a little bit o'luck You won't get hooked
645
00:46:59,300 --> 00:47:00,824
With a little bit
646
00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:02,862
With a little bit
647
00:47:03,137 --> 00:47:06,561
With a little bit o'bloomin'luck!
648
00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:10,263
They're always throwing Goodness at you
649
00:47:10,744 --> 00:47:13,872
But with a little bit o'luck A man can duck
650
00:47:14,648 --> 00:47:17,708
The Lord above made man To 'elp his neighbor
651
00:47:18,419 --> 00:47:21,479
No matter where On land, or sea, or foam
652
00:47:22,223 --> 00:47:26,080
The Lord above made man To 'elp his neighbor, but
653
00:47:26,627 --> 00:47:29,983
With a little bit o'luck With a little bit o'luck
654
00:47:30,231 --> 00:47:33,257
When he comes around You won't be home
655
00:47:50,150 --> 00:47:52,380
You'd make a good sufragette, Alfile .
656
00:48:00,427 --> 00:48:02,383
Why, there's the lucky man now.
657
00:48:02,563 --> 00:48:04,758
The Honorable Alfile Doolittle.
658
00:48:05,933 --> 00:48:07,855
What are you doing in Eliza' s house ?
659
00:48:07,935 --> 00:48:10,301
Her former residence!
660
00:48:10,671 --> 00:48:13,162
You can buy your own drinks now, Alfile Doolittle.
661
00:48:13,207 --> 00:48:15,198
Fallen into a tub of butter, you have.
662
00:48:15,276 --> 00:48:16,334
What are you talkin' about
663
00:48:16,410 --> 00:48:17,934
Your daughter, Eliza
664
00:48:18,012 --> 00:48:20,503
You're a lucky man, Alfile Doolittle.
665
00:48:20,581 --> 00:48:21,980
What about Eliza
666
00:48:23,017 --> 00:48:26,009
He don't know. Her own father an' he don't know.
667
00:48:30,224 --> 00:48:32,419
Moved in with a swell, Eliza has .
668
00:48:32,493 --> 00:48:35,291
Left here in a taxi all by herself smart as paint
669
00:48:35,729 --> 00:48:37,924
An' ain't been home for three days
670
00:48:37,998 --> 00:48:38,862
Go on.
671
00:48:38,933 --> 00:48:41,163
And this mornin' l gets a message from 'er.
672
00:48:41,235 --> 00:48:43,430
She wants her things sent over...
673
00:48:43,704 --> 00:48:46,593
to 27 A Wimpole Street ..
674
00:48:46,974 --> 00:48:49,033
care of Professor 'lggins
675
00:48:50,477 --> 00:48:52,365
An' what things does she want ?
676
00:48:53,013 --> 00:48:57,074
Her birdcage and her Chinese fan.
677
00:48:59,420 --> 00:49:00,717
But she says
678
00:49:01,221 --> 00:49:04,520
''Never mind about sending any clothes ''
679
00:49:08,162 --> 00:49:10,892
l knew she had a career in front of 'er.
680
00:49:11,165 --> 00:49:13,656
Laddie boy, we're in for a booze-up.
681
00:49:13,701 --> 00:49:16,659
The sun is shining on Alfred P. Doolittle.
682
00:49:17,338 --> 00:49:20,694
A man was made To 'elp support his children
683
00:49:21,308 --> 00:49:24,266
Which is the right And proper thing to do
684
00:49:25,045 --> 00:49:28,833
A man was made To 'elp support his children, but
685
00:49:29,416 --> 00:49:32,681
With a little bit o'luck With a little bit o'luck
686
00:49:32,987 --> 00:49:36,013
They'll go out And start supportin' you
687
00:49:36,991 --> 00:49:38,481
With a little bit
688
00:49:38,892 --> 00:49:40,382
With a little bit
689
00:49:40,794 --> 00:49:43,649
With a little bit o'luck They'll work for you
690
00:49:44,698 --> 00:49:46,325
With a little bit
691
00:49:46,567 --> 00:49:48,057
With a little bit
692
00:49:48,502 --> 00:49:51,699
With a little bit o'bloomin'luck!
693
00:49:59,780 --> 00:50:03,136
Oh, it's a crime for a man To go philanderin'
694
00:50:03,517 --> 00:50:06,714
And fill his wife's poor 'eart With grief and doubt
695
00:50:07,321 --> 00:50:11,052
Oh, it's a crime for a man To go philanderin', but
696
00:50:11,558 --> 00:50:14,857
With a little bit o'luck With a little bit o'luck
697
00:50:15,162 --> 00:50:18,222
You can see the bloodhounds Don't find out!
698
00:50:19,133 --> 00:50:20,725
With a little bit
699
00:50:20,968 --> 00:50:22,458
With a little bit
700
00:50:22,936 --> 00:50:25,700
With a little bit o'luck She won't find out!
701
00:50:30,477 --> 00:50:33,571
With a little bit o'bloomin'luck!
702
00:50:49,830 --> 00:50:51,058
The mail, sir.
703
00:50:51,432 --> 00:50:53,764
Pay the bills and say no to the invitations
704
00:51:39,346 --> 00:51:41,871
You simply cannot go on working the girl this way .
705
00:51:41,982 --> 00:51:44,177
Making her say her alphabet over and over...
706
00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:47,115
from sunup to sundown, even during meals
707
00:51:47,254 --> 00:51:49,814
You'll exhaust yourself. When will it stop?
708
00:51:49,923 --> 00:51:53,017
When she does it properly, of course . ls that all, Mrs Pearce?
709
00:51:53,761 --> 00:51:57,117
There's another letter from that Americanillionaire, Ezra D. Wallingford.
710
00:51:57,197 --> 00:51:59,427
He still wants you for his Moral Reform League.
711
00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:00,558
Throw it away .
712
00:52:00,667 --> 00:52:04,159
lt's the third letter he's written you, sir. You should at least answer it
713
00:52:04,238 --> 00:52:08,060
All right, leave it on the des , Mrs Pearce. l'll try an' get to it
714
00:52:10,344 --> 00:52:14,371
lf you please, sir. There's a dustma downstairs, Alfred P. Doolittle...
715
00:52:14,515 --> 00:52:17,439
who wants to see you. He says you have his daughter here.
716
00:52:17,584 --> 00:52:18,710
Phew! l say!
717
00:52:20,053 --> 00:52:21,611
Well, send the blackguard up.
718
00:52:22,156 --> 00:52:24,044
He may not be a blackguard, Higgins
719
00:52:24,191 --> 00:52:26,853
Oh, nonsense . O' course he's a blackguard, Pickering.
720
00:52:26,927 --> 00:52:29,316
l'm afraid we'll have some trouble with him.
721
00:52:29,396 --> 00:52:33,218
No, l think not Any trouble to be had , he'll have it with me . Not l with him.
722
00:52:37,137 --> 00:52:38,570
Doolittle, sir.
723
00:52:44,978 --> 00:52:47,071
-Professor 'lggins -Here!
724
00:52:48,248 --> 00:52:49,272
Where?
725
00:52:49,850 --> 00:52:51,715
Good morning, Governor.
726
00:52:52,119 --> 00:52:55,145
l come about a very serious matter, Governor.
727
00:52:58,659 --> 00:53:00,718
Brought up in Houndslow.
728
00:53:01,395 --> 00:53:03,226
Mother Welsh , l should think.
729
00:53:04,364 --> 00:53:05,922
What is it you want , Doolittle?
730
00:53:05,999 --> 00:53:08,388
l want my daughter, that 's what l want . See?
731
00:53:08,635 --> 00:53:11,160
Of course you do. You're her father, aren't you?
732
00:53:11,238 --> 00:53:13,866
l'm glad to see you have a spark of family feeling left .
733
00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:16,569
She's in there. Yes, take her away at once.
734
00:53:16,743 --> 00:53:17,767
What ?
735
00:53:18,312 --> 00:53:21,975
Take her away . Do you think l am going to keep your daughter for you?
736
00:53:22,416 --> 00:53:25,146
Now, is this reasonable, Governor?
737
00:53:25,319 --> 00:53:28,345
ls it fairity to take advantage of a man like that ?
738
00:53:28,522 --> 00:53:31,787
The girl belongs to me . You got 'er. Where do l come in?
739
00:53:32,259 --> 00:53:35,922
How dare you come here and attempt to blackmail me !
740
00:53:36,496 --> 00:53:38,088
You sent her here on purpose !
741
00:53:38,599 --> 00:53:41,898
Don't take a man up like that , Governor.
742
00:53:42,035 --> 00:53:44,230
The police shall take you up. This is a pla ..
743
00:53:44,304 --> 00:53:46,693
a plot to extort money by threats
744
00:53:46,773 --> 00:53:48,434
lshall telephone the police.
745
00:53:48,842 --> 00:53:51,834
Have l asked you for a brass farthin'?
746
00:53:52,346 --> 00:53:55,611
l leave it to this gentleman 'ere. Have l said a word about money?
747
00:53:56,016 --> 00:53:57,972
Well, what else did you come for?
748
00:54:00,087 --> 00:54:02,078
What would a bloke come for?
749
00:54:02,456 --> 00:54:04,344
Be 'uman, Governor.
750
00:54:09,463 --> 00:54:12,387
Alfred, you sent her here on purpose .
751
00:54:12,532 --> 00:54:14,227
So help me , Governor, l never did.
752
00:54:14,301 --> 00:54:15,529
Then how did you know she was here?
753
00:54:15,602 --> 00:54:18,526
l'd tell you, Governor, if you'd only let me get a word in.
754
00:54:18,772 --> 00:54:21,627
l'm willing to tell ya l'm wanting to tell ya
755
00:54:21,875 --> 00:54:23,672
l'm waiting to tell ya
756
00:54:25,379 --> 00:54:29,236
You know, Pickering, this chap 's got a certain natural gift of rhetoric.
757
00:54:29,650 --> 00:54:32,539
Observe the rhythm of his native woodnotes wild.
758
00:54:32,819 --> 00:54:36,641
''l'm willing to tell you. l'm wanting to tell you. l'm waiting to tell you.''
759
00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:39,018
That 's the Welsh strain in 'im.
760
00:54:39,393 --> 00:54:41,918
How did you know Eliza was here if you didn't send 'er?
761
00:54:41,995 --> 00:54:45,453
Well, she sent back for her luggage and l got to 'ear about it
762
00:54:45,565 --> 00:54:48,295
She said she didn't want no clothes
763
00:54:48,902 --> 00:54:53,566
What was l to think from that , Governor? lask you, as a parent, what was l to think?
764
00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:57,772
So you came here to rescue her from worse than death, eh?
765
00:54:58,111 --> 00:55:00,534
-Yes, sir, Governor. That 's right -Yes
766
00:55:01,014 --> 00:55:02,413
Mrs Pearce!
767
00:55:03,850 --> 00:55:07,308
Eliza' s father has come to take her away . Give her to him will you?
768
00:55:07,387 --> 00:55:10,777
Now wait a minute , Governor. Wait a minute .
769
00:55:11,758 --> 00:55:14,420
You and me is men o' the world, ain't we?
770
00:55:14,928 --> 00:55:19,024
Men of the world, are we? Perhaps you'd better go, Mrs Pearce.
771
00:55:19,099 --> 00:55:20,589
lthink so indeed, sir!
772
00:55:21,234 --> 00:55:22,258
Here, Governor.
773
00:55:22,936 --> 00:55:25,860
l've took a sort of a fancy to you and ...
774
00:55:29,209 --> 00:55:32,565
if you want the girl, l ain't so set on 'avin' her back home again...
775
00:55:32,646 --> 00:55:35,570
but what l might be open to is an arrangement
776
00:55:35,983 --> 00:55:38,474
All l ask is my rights as a father.
777
00:55:38,518 --> 00:55:42,147
You're the last man alive to expect me to let her go for nothing.
778
00:55:42,489 --> 00:55:45,754
l can see you're o' the straight sort, Governor.
779
00:55:45,826 --> 00:55:46,884
So...
780
00:55:47,127 --> 00:55:50,915
what 's a five pound note to you? An' what 's Eliza to me ?
781
00:55:51,565 --> 00:55:53,260
lthink you ought to know, Doolittle...
782
00:55:53,333 --> 00:55:56,359
that Mr. Higgins' intentions are entirely honorable.
783
00:55:56,903 --> 00:56:00,725
Of course they are, Governor. lf l thought they wasn't, l'd ask 50.
784
00:56:01,241 --> 00:56:04,096
Do you mean to say you'd sell your daughter for 50 pounds
785
00:56:04,177 --> 00:56:05,906
Have you no morals, man?
786
00:56:08,915 --> 00:56:12,737
No, l can' t afford 'em Governor. Neither could you if you was as poor as me .
787
00:56:13,086 --> 00:56:15,316
Not that l mean any 'arm mind ya, but ..
788
00:56:15,389 --> 00:56:18,881
if Eliza is gonna have a bit out o' this, why not me , too?
789
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:21,286
Why not
790
00:56:21,361 --> 00:56:22,794
Well, look....
791
00:56:24,164 --> 00:56:26,689
Look at it my way . What am l?
792
00:56:27,701 --> 00:56:31,797
lask ya, what am l? l'm one o' the undeserving poor, that 's what l am .
793
00:56:31,872 --> 00:56:33,897
Now think what that means to a man.
794
00:56:33,974 --> 00:56:37,671
lt means he's up agains middle-class morality for all the time .
795
00:56:38,278 --> 00:56:42,044
lf there's anything goin' an' l puts in for a bit of it, it's always the same story:
796
00:56:42,115 --> 00:56:44,345
''You're undeservin', so you can' t have it ''
797
00:56:45,118 --> 00:56:49,111
But my needs is as great as the mos deservin' widows that ever got money...
798
00:56:49,189 --> 00:56:53,387
out of six diferent charities in one week for the death o' the same 'usband .
799
00:56:53,794 --> 00:56:57,286
l don't need less than a deservin' man, l need more.
800
00:56:57,764 --> 00:57:00,756
l don't eat less 'earty than he does and l drink...
801
00:57:01,535 --> 00:57:02,661
a lot more.
802
00:57:03,103 --> 00:57:04,798
l'm playin' straight with you.
803
00:57:05,172 --> 00:57:08,903
lain't pretendin' to be deservin'. No, l'm undeservin'...
804
00:57:09,300 --> 00:57:13,031
And I mean to go on bein' undeservin'. I like it an' that 's the truth.
805
00:57:13,404 --> 00:57:16,999
But will you take advantage of a man's nature...
806
00:57:17,475 --> 00:57:20,501
do him out of the price of his own daughter, what he's brought up...
807
00:57:20,578 --> 00:57:23,240
fed and clothed by the sweat of his brow...
808
00:57:24,215 --> 00:57:28,879
till she's growed big enough to be interestin' to you two gentlemen?
809
00:57:30,822 --> 00:57:34,121
Is five pounds unreasonable, I put it to you?
810
00:57:34,525 --> 00:57:36,152
And I leave it to you.
811
00:57:38,963 --> 00:57:42,592
You know, Pickering, if we took this man in hand for three months...
812
00:57:42,667 --> 00:57:46,524
he could choose between a seat in the Cabinet and a popular pulpit in Wales
813
00:57:47,472 --> 00:57:51,238
- We'd better give 'im a fiver. - He'll make bad use of it, I'm afraid.
814
00:57:51,309 --> 00:57:53,368
Not me, Governor, so 'elp me I won't
815
00:57:53,444 --> 00:57:55,935
Just one good spree for meself an' the missus...
816
00:57:56,047 --> 00:57:58,971
givin' pleasure to ourselves and employment to others
817
00:57:59,350 --> 00:58:02,080
An' satisfaction to you to know it ain't been throwed away.
818
00:58:02,153 --> 00:58:03,848
You couldn't spend it better.
819
00:58:03,921 --> 00:58:06,253
Oh, this is irresistible. Let's give 'im ten.
820
00:58:07,058 --> 00:58:09,288
The missus wouldn't have the 'eart to spend ten, Governor.
821
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,055
Ten pounds is a lot o' money.
822
00:58:11,129 --> 00:58:14,690
Makes a man feel prudent-like, and then goodbye to 'appiness.
823
00:58:15,099 --> 00:58:18,921
No, you just give me what I ask, Governor. Not a penny less, not a penny more.
824
00:58:19,237 --> 00:58:22,570
I rather draw the line at encouraging this sort of immorality, Doolittle.
825
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:24,733
Why don't you marry that missus of yours
826
00:58:24,809 --> 00:58:28,108
After all, marriage isn 't so frightening. You married Eliza' s mother.
827
00:58:28,312 --> 00:58:29,802
Who told you that, Governor?
828
00:58:30,014 --> 00:58:32,847
Well, nobody told me. I concluded, naturally...
829
00:58:36,988 --> 00:58:40,151
If we listen to this man for another minute we shall have no convictions left.
830
00:58:40,224 --> 00:58:43,113
- Five pounds, I think you said. - Thank you, Governor.
831
00:58:43,327 --> 00:58:44,726
Are you sure you won't have ten?
832
00:58:44,796 --> 00:58:47,094
No. No, perhaps another time.
833
00:58:49,033 --> 00:58:50,295
I beg your pardon, Miss.
834
00:58:50,368 --> 00:58:53,132
I won't say those ruddy vowels one more time.
835
00:58:53,237 --> 00:58:54,864
Blimey, it's Eliza
836
00:58:55,173 --> 00:58:57,767
Well, I never thought she'd clean up so good-looking.
837
00:58:57,842 --> 00:58:59,867
She does me credit, don't she, Governor?
838
00:58:59,944 --> 00:59:02,469
Here! What are you doin' here?
839
00:59:02,547 --> 00:59:07,007
Now, you hold your tongue and don't you give these gentlemen none o' your lip.
840
00:59:07,552 --> 00:59:10,908
If you have any trouble with 'er, give 'er a few licks o' the strap.
841
00:59:10,988 --> 00:59:13,286
That 's the way to improve 'er mind.
842
00:59:13,558 --> 00:59:16,083
Well, good morning, gentlemen. Cheerio, Eliza
843
00:59:19,964 --> 00:59:23,661
There's a man for you. A philosophical genius of the first water.
844
00:59:25,236 --> 00:59:27,534
Write to Mr. Ezra Wallingford and tell him...
845
00:59:27,605 --> 00:59:30,938
if he wants a lecturer, to get in touch with Mr. Alfred P. Doolittle...
846
00:59:31,008 --> 00:59:34,341
a common dustman, one o' the most original moralists in England.
847
00:59:35,012 --> 00:59:36,877
'Ere, what did he come for?
848
00:59:37,148 --> 00:59:38,172
Say your vowels
849
00:59:38,249 --> 00:59:40,308
I know me vowels I knew 'em before I come.
850
00:59:40,384 --> 00:59:41,681
If you know them say them.
851
00:59:41,752 --> 00:59:44,846
Ahyee, e, lyee, ow, you.
852
00:59:45,857 --> 00:59:48,121
A, E, I, O, U.
853
00:59:48,559 --> 00:59:51,483
That 's what I said. Ahyee, e, lyee, ow, you.
854
00:59:51,562 --> 00:59:54,190
That 's what I been sayin' for three days an'I won't say 'em no more.
855
00:59:54,265 --> 00:59:57,257
I know it's dificult, Miss Doolittle, but try to understand.
856
00:59:57,702 --> 01:00:00,933
There's no use explaining. As a military man you ought to know that.
857
01:00:01,005 --> 01:00:02,529
Drilling is what she needs
858
01:00:02,607 --> 01:00:04,973
Leave her alone or she'll be turning to you for sympathy.
859
01:00:05,042 --> 01:00:08,136
Very well, if you insis but have a little patience with her.
860
01:00:08,246 --> 01:00:09,440
Of course.
861
01:00:10,081 --> 01:00:11,480
Say "A."
862
01:00:11,616 --> 01:00:13,777
You ain't got no 'eart, you ain't
863
01:00:21,292 --> 01:00:25,251
I promise you you'll say your vowels correctly before this day is out...
864
01:00:25,630 --> 01:00:29,987
or there'll be no lunch, no dinner, and no chocolates
865
01:00:41,445 --> 01:00:44,972
Just you wait, 'Enry 'lggins Just you wait
866
01:00:45,917 --> 01:00:49,216
You'll be sorry But your tears will be too late
867
01:00:50,421 --> 01:00:54,812
You'll be broke and I'll have money Will I help you? Don't be funny!
868
01:00:54,992 --> 01:00:58,155
Just you wait, 'Enry 'lggins Just you wait
869
01:00:59,463 --> 01:01:02,591
Just you wait, 'Enry 'lggins Till you're sick
870
01:01:03,901 --> 01:01:07,200
And you screams To fetch a doctor double-quick
871
01:01:08,406 --> 01:01:13,070
I'll be off a second later And go straight to the theater
872
01:01:13,211 --> 01:01:16,169
Ho, ho, ho, 'Enry 'lggins Just you wait!
873
01:01:22,019 --> 01:01:25,682
Just you wait Until we're swimmin'in the sea
874
01:01:30,595 --> 01:01:34,087
And you get the cramp A little ways from me
875
01:01:34,999 --> 01:01:39,163
When you yell you're gonna drown I'll get dressed and go to town
876
01:01:44,308 --> 01:01:47,141
Just you wait!
877
01:01:50,848 --> 01:01:56,081
One day I'll be famous I'll be proper and prim
878
01:01:56,454 --> 01:02:01,312
Go to St. James so often I will call it St. Jim
879
01:02:02,326 --> 01:02:07,116
One evening the King will say "Oh, Liza, old thing
880
01:02:07,898 --> 01:02:13,154
"I want all of England Your praises to sing
881
01:02:14,171 --> 01:02:17,959
"Next week on the 20th of May
882
01:02:18,743 --> 01:02:22,736
"I proclaim Liza Doolittle Day
883
01:02:24,181 --> 01:02:28,971
"All the people will celebrate The glory of you
884
01:02:29,253 --> 01:02:34,043
"And whatever you wish and want I gladly will do"
885
01:02:35,092 --> 01:02:39,984
"Thanks a lot, King," says I In a manner well-bred
886
01:02:41,032 --> 01:02:45,162
"But all I want is 'Enry 'lggins' 'ead"
887
01:02:47,271 --> 01:02:48,067
"Done!"
888
01:02:48,139 --> 01:02:50,334
Says the King with a stroke
889
01:02:51,942 --> 01:02:54,934
"Guard, run and bring in the bloke"
890
01:02:56,347 --> 01:03:00,113
Then they'll march you, 'Enry 'lggins To the wall
891
01:03:01,285 --> 01:03:02,946
And the King will tell me
892
01:03:03,054 --> 01:03:05,147
"Liza, sound the call"
893
01:03:06,057 --> 01:03:09,015
As they raise their rifles higher
894
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:12,755
I'll shout: "Ready, aim, fire!"
895
01:03:14,699 --> 01:03:18,430
Ho, ho, ho, 'Enry 'lggins Down you go
896
01:03:20,237 --> 01:03:23,035
Just you wait!
897
01:04:02,413 --> 01:04:04,643
All right, Eliza, say it again.
898
01:04:05,549 --> 01:04:08,177
"The rine in Spine...
899
01:04:08,252 --> 01:04:11,278
"stais minely in the pline."
900
01:04:12,089 --> 01:04:15,877
"The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain."
901
01:04:16,327 --> 01:04:17,487
Didn't I saiy that?
902
01:04:17,561 --> 01:04:20,724
No, Eliza, you didn't "saiy" that. You didn't even "say" that.
903
01:04:21,465 --> 01:04:24,821
Every night before you get into bed, where you used to say your prayers...
904
01:04:24,902 --> 01:04:26,096
I want you to say:
905
01:04:26,170 --> 01:04:29,469
"The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain."
906
01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:30,800
Fifty times
907
01:04:31,342 --> 01:04:35,108
You'll get much further with the Lord if you learn not to ofend His ears
908
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:37,645
Now for your "H's"
909
01:04:38,983 --> 01:04:40,939
Pickering, this is going to be ghastly.
910
01:04:41,018 --> 01:04:43,248
Control yourself Higgins Give the girl a chance.
911
01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:46,084
Isuppose you can' t expect her to get it right the first time.
912
01:04:46,157 --> 01:04:48,182
Come here, Eliza, and watch closely.
913
01:04:52,730 --> 01:04:54,322
Now, you see that flame?
914
01:04:54,932 --> 01:04:58,356
Every time you pronounce the letter "H" correctly the flame will waver...
915
01:04:58,502 --> 01:05:01,596
and every time you drop your "H" the flame will remain stationary.
916
01:05:01,672 --> 01:05:03,196
That 's how to know you've done it correctly.
917
01:05:03,274 --> 01:05:05,162
In time, your ear will hear the diference.
918
01:05:05,242 --> 01:05:08,871
You'll see it better in the mirror. Now listen carefully.
919
01:05:09,814 --> 01:05:12,738
"In Hartford, Hereford and Hampshire...
920
01:05:13,184 --> 01:05:16,210
"hurricanes hardly ever happen."
921
01:05:17,388 --> 01:05:19,652
Now you repeat that after me.
922
01:05:20,391 --> 01:05:23,690
"In Hartford, Hereford and Hampshire, hurricanes hardly ever happen."
923
01:05:23,994 --> 01:05:28,886
"In 'artford, 'ereford and 'ampshire 'urricanes 'ardly hever 'appen."
924
01:05:28,999 --> 01:05:30,694
Oh, no, no, no!
925
01:05:30,835 --> 01:05:32,632
Have you no ear at all?
926
01:05:32,770 --> 01:05:34,829
- Should I do it over? - No, please.
927
01:05:35,639 --> 01:05:37,800
Start from the very beginning. Just do this
928
01:05:47,518 --> 01:05:49,179
Go on, go on, go on.
929
01:05:53,090 --> 01:05:55,320
Does the same thing hold true in India
930
01:05:55,392 --> 01:05:58,486
Have they the peculiar habit of not only dropping a letter...
931
01:05:58,562 --> 01:06:01,861
but using it where it doesn 't belong, like "hever" instead of "ever"?
932
01:06:25,990 --> 01:06:27,116
The girl, Higgins
933
01:06:27,191 --> 01:06:28,385
Go on. Go on.
934
01:06:30,361 --> 01:06:33,194
Poor Professor Higgins
935
01:06:34,598 --> 01:06:37,487
Poor Professor Higgins
936
01:06:38,836 --> 01:06:42,966
Night and day he slaves away
937
01:06:43,774 --> 01:06:47,301
Oh, poor Professor Higgins
938
01:06:48,846 --> 01:06:52,805
All day long on his feet
939
01:06:53,350 --> 01:06:57,275
Up and down until he's numb
940
01:06:57,821 --> 01:07:01,712
Doesn't rest, doesn't eat
941
01:07:02,226 --> 01:07:04,956
Doesn't touch a crumb
942
01:07:09,099 --> 01:07:10,293
Again, Eliza
943
01:07:10,601 --> 01:07:13,490
How kind of you to let me come.
944
01:07:14,605 --> 01:07:17,460
How kind of you to let me come.
945
01:07:17,541 --> 01:07:20,066
No. Kind of you. Kind of you. Kind...
946
01:07:20,244 --> 01:07:23,270
How kind of you to let me come.
947
01:07:23,814 --> 01:07:26,840
How kind of you to let me come.
948
01:07:26,917 --> 01:07:29,283
Kind of you. Kind of you. It's like "cup of tea"
949
01:07:29,353 --> 01:07:31,878
Kind of you. Cup of tea Say, say "cup of tea"
950
01:07:32,389 --> 01:07:33,378
Cuppatea
951
01:07:33,490 --> 01:07:35,788
No. "A cup of tea"
952
01:07:36,627 --> 01:07:39,482
It's awfully good cake. I wonder where Mrs Pearce gets it
953
01:07:40,397 --> 01:07:44,720
First rate. And those strawberry tarts are delicious Did you try the pline cake?
954
01:07:50,674 --> 01:07:51,971
Try it again.
955
01:07:52,109 --> 01:07:54,031
- Did you try the... - Pickering!
956
01:07:55,613 --> 01:07:56,910
Again, Eliza
957
01:07:57,047 --> 01:07:58,275
Cuppatea
958
01:07:58,349 --> 01:07:59,407
Oh, no.
959
01:07:59,984 --> 01:08:01,508
Can' t you hear the diference?
960
01:08:01,585 --> 01:08:06,318
Look, put your tongue forward until it squeezes on the top of your lower teeth.
961
01:08:06,890 --> 01:08:09,017
And then say "cup."
962
01:08:10,527 --> 01:08:11,653
Then say "of."
963
01:08:12,196 --> 01:08:14,960
Then say "cup, cup, cup, cup, of of of of."
964
01:08:18,702 --> 01:08:21,262
By Jove, Higgins, that was a glorious tea
965
01:08:21,405 --> 01:08:24,431
You finish the last strawberry tart I couldn't eat another thing.
966
01:08:24,508 --> 01:08:26,635
- I couldn't touch it - Shame to waste it
967
01:08:26,710 --> 01:08:31,500
Oh, it won't be wasted. I know somebody who's immensely fond of strawberry tarts.
968
01:08:41,725 --> 01:08:44,455
Poor Professor Higgins
969
01:08:45,963 --> 01:08:48,693
Poor Professor Higgins
970
01:08:50,134 --> 01:08:54,127
On he plods against all odds
971
01:08:55,139 --> 01:08:58,870
Oh, poor Professor Higgins
972
01:09:00,310 --> 01:09:03,973
Nine p.m., ten p. M.
973
01:09:04,682 --> 01:09:08,470
On through midnight every night
974
01:09:09,153 --> 01:09:13,886
One a.m., two a.m., three...
975
01:09:15,626 --> 01:09:16,650
Four.
976
01:09:18,095 --> 01:09:19,153
Five.
977
01:09:20,130 --> 01:09:22,189
Six marbles
978
01:09:23,734 --> 01:09:26,362
I want you to read this and I want you to enunciate...
979
01:09:26,437 --> 01:09:29,861
every word just as if the marbles were not in your mouth.
980
01:09:30,941 --> 01:09:33,330
"With blackest moss, the flower pots...
981
01:09:33,711 --> 01:09:35,872
"were thickly crusted, one and all."
982
01:09:36,513 --> 01:09:38,105
Each word, clear as a bell.
983
01:09:39,550 --> 01:09:42,781
"With blackest moss the flower...
984
01:09:43,554 --> 01:09:44,543
"pots."
985
01:09:44,855 --> 01:09:46,083
I can' t
986
01:09:46,323 --> 01:09:47,483
I can' t
987
01:09:47,591 --> 01:09:50,424
Isay, Higgins, are those pebbles really necessary?
988
01:09:50,861 --> 01:09:55,025
If they were necessary for Demosthenes they are necessary for Eliza Doolittle.
989
01:09:55,466 --> 01:09:56,797
Go on, Eliza
990
01:09:57,201 --> 01:10:01,023
"With the blackest moss the flower pots...
991
01:10:01,405 --> 01:10:04,499
"were thickly crusted one and all."
992
01:10:04,875 --> 01:10:07,639
I can' t understand a word, not a word.
993
01:10:07,811 --> 01:10:10,507
"With blackest moss, the flower pots...
994
01:10:10,881 --> 01:10:13,543
"were thickly crusted, one and all."
995
01:10:13,851 --> 01:10:16,479
Perhaps the poem is a little too dificult for the girl.
996
01:10:16,553 --> 01:10:20,045
Why don't you try something simpler, like The Owl and the Pussycat?
997
01:10:20,124 --> 01:10:22,251
Yes, that 's a charming one.
998
01:10:22,459 --> 01:10:25,485
Pickering, I can' t hear a word the girl is saying!
999
01:10:29,666 --> 01:10:30,860
What 's the matter?
1000
01:10:32,102 --> 01:10:33,262
Iswallowed one.
1001
01:10:33,504 --> 01:10:37,326
It doesn 't matter. I've got plenty more. Open your mouth. One, two...
1002
01:10:39,977 --> 01:10:42,673
Quit, Professor Higgins
1003
01:10:43,914 --> 01:10:46,678
Quit, Professor Higgins
1004
01:10:48,118 --> 01:10:52,475
Hear our plea, or payday we will quit
1005
01:10:53,557 --> 01:10:55,286
Professor Higgins!
1006
01:10:56,393 --> 01:11:00,250
"Ay"not "l", "O"not "ow"
1007
01:11:01,031 --> 01:11:04,922
Pounding, pounding in our brain
1008
01:11:05,502 --> 01:11:09,290
"Ay"not "I," "O"not "ow"
1009
01:11:10,007 --> 01:11:12,771
Don't say "rine" say "rain"
1010
01:11:16,713 --> 01:11:19,238
"The rain in Spain...
1011
01:11:19,616 --> 01:11:23,609
"stays mainly in the plain."
1012
01:11:24,054 --> 01:11:25,612
I can' t
1013
01:11:26,023 --> 01:11:27,786
I'm so tired!
1014
01:11:27,891 --> 01:11:30,382
I'm so tired.
1015
01:11:30,761 --> 01:11:34,288
For God's sake, Higgins, it must be three o'clock in the morning.
1016
01:11:34,364 --> 01:11:35,763
Do be reasonable.
1017
01:11:36,567 --> 01:11:38,694
Lam always reasonable.
1018
01:11:40,737 --> 01:11:45,299
Eliza, if I can go on with a blistering headache, you ca
1019
01:11:46,610 --> 01:11:48,475
I got a 'eadache, too.
1020
01:11:51,982 --> 01:11:55,145
I know your head aches I know you're tired.
1021
01:11:55,752 --> 01:11:59,415
I know your nerves are as raw as meat in a butcher's window.
1022
01:12:02,159 --> 01:12:04,992
But think what you're trying to accomplish.
1023
01:12:05,963 --> 01:12:08,625
Just think what you're dealing with.
1024
01:12:10,234 --> 01:12:13,465
The majesty and grandeur of the English language...
1025
01:12:13,537 --> 01:12:16,131
It's the greatest possession we have.
1026
01:12:16,907 --> 01:12:20,297
The noblest thoughts that ever flowed through the hearts of men...
1027
01:12:20,377 --> 01:12:24,143
are contained in its extraordinary, imaginative...
1028
01:12:24,514 --> 01:12:26,846
and musical mixtures of sounds
1029
01:12:28,352 --> 01:12:31,685
And that 's what you've set yourself out to conquer, Eliza
1030
01:12:33,390 --> 01:12:36,348
And conquer it you will.
1031
01:13:02,319 --> 01:13:04,048
Now try it again.
1032
01:13:07,658 --> 01:13:10,923
"The rain in Spain...
1033
01:13:11,628 --> 01:13:15,553
"stays mainly in the plain."
1034
01:13:17,801 --> 01:13:18,893
What was that?
1035
01:13:25,242 --> 01:13:28,473
"The rain in Spain...
1036
01:13:28,712 --> 01:13:32,443
"stays mainly in the plain."
1037
01:13:38,922 --> 01:13:40,048
Again.
1038
01:13:41,758 --> 01:13:46,422
The rain in Spain Stays mainly in the plain
1039
01:13:47,531 --> 01:13:50,455
I think she's got it I think she's got it
1040
01:13:50,901 --> 01:13:55,258
The rain in Spain Stays mainly in the plain
1041
01:13:55,706 --> 01:13:58,539
By George, she's got it By George, she's got it
1042
01:13:58,942 --> 01:14:01,604
Now once again Where does it rain?
1043
01:14:02,312 --> 01:14:05,110
On the plain, on the plain
1044
01:14:05,549 --> 01:14:07,972
And where's that soggy plain?
1045
01:14:08,618 --> 01:14:11,473
In Spain, in Spain
1046
01:14:11,855 --> 01:14:15,677
The rain in Spain Stays mainly in the plain
1047
01:14:18,128 --> 01:14:22,121
The rain in Spain Stays mainly in the plain
1048
01:14:24,668 --> 01:14:27,557
In Hartford, Hereford and Hampshire
1049
01:14:28,038 --> 01:14:30,370
Hurricanes hardly happen
1050
01:14:34,044 --> 01:14:37,036
How kind of you to let me come
1051
01:14:37,114 --> 01:14:39,776
Now once again Where does it rain?
1052
01:14:40,350 --> 01:14:42,841
On the plain, on the plain
1053
01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:46,148
And where's that blasted plain?
1054
01:14:46,656 --> 01:14:49,386
In Spain, in Spain
1055
01:15:46,883 --> 01:15:50,876
We're making fine progress, Pickering. Ithink the time has come to try her out
1056
01:15:51,988 --> 01:15:53,683
Are you feeling all right, Mr. Higgins
1057
01:15:53,757 --> 01:15:55,349
Yes, I'm feeling fine. How are you?
1058
01:15:55,425 --> 01:15:56,824
- Very well, thank you. - Good.
1059
01:15:56,893 --> 01:15:59,623
Let's test her in public and see how she fares
1060
01:15:59,729 --> 01:16:03,586
Mr. Higgins, I was awakened by a dreadful pounding.
1061
01:16:03,733 --> 01:16:05,098
Do you know what it might have been?
1062
01:16:05,168 --> 01:16:07,591
I didn't hear any pounding. Did you, Pickering?
1063
01:16:08,438 --> 01:16:10,861
If this goes on, Mrs Pearce, you'd better see a doctor.
1064
01:16:10,941 --> 01:16:13,796
- I know. We'll take her to the races - The races
1065
01:16:13,877 --> 01:16:15,606
My mother's box at Ascot
1066
01:16:15,779 --> 01:16:18,839
- You'll consult your mother firs - Yes, of course.
1067
01:16:21,485 --> 01:16:24,648
No, I think we'd better surprise her. Now let's go to bed.
1068
01:16:24,788 --> 01:16:27,677
First thing in the morning, we'll go out and buy her a dress.
1069
01:16:27,757 --> 01:16:29,418
Now get on with your work, Eliza
1070
01:16:29,493 --> 01:16:31,518
But, Mr. Higgins, it's early in the morning.
1071
01:16:31,595 --> 01:16:34,086
What better time to work than early in the morning?
1072
01:16:34,931 --> 01:16:36,853
Where does one buy a lady's gown?
1073
01:16:36,967 --> 01:16:38,229
Whitely's, of course.
1074
01:16:38,368 --> 01:16:39,460
How do you know that?
1075
01:16:39,536 --> 01:16:40,798
Common knowledge.
1076
01:16:41,171 --> 01:16:42,968
Let's not buy her anything too flowery.
1077
01:16:43,039 --> 01:16:47,305
I despise those gowns with, sort of weeds here and weeds there.
1078
01:16:47,744 --> 01:16:50,110
We'll buy something sort of simple and modes...
1079
01:16:50,313 --> 01:16:52,577
and elegant. That 's what 's called for.
1080
01:16:52,716 --> 01:16:54,877
Perhaps with a bow.
1081
01:16:56,286 --> 01:16:57,776
Yes That 's just right
1082
01:17:02,526 --> 01:17:04,721
You've all been working much too hard. Ithink the strain is beginning to show.
1083
01:17:04,794 --> 01:17:07,126
Eliza, I don't care what Mr. Higgins says
1084
01:17:07,197 --> 01:17:09,461
You must put down your books and go to bed.
1085
01:17:09,866 --> 01:17:12,790
Bed! Bed! I couldn't go to bed
1086
01:17:12,969 --> 01:17:16,461
My head's too light to try to set it down
1087
01:17:19,809 --> 01:17:22,698
Sleep! Sleep! I couldn't sleep tonight
1088
01:17:23,046 --> 01:17:27,142
Not for all the jewels in the crown!
1089
01:17:28,985 --> 01:17:31,977
I could have danced all night
1090
01:17:32,289 --> 01:17:35,281
I could have danced all night
1091
01:17:35,659 --> 01:17:40,323
And still have begged for more
1092
01:17:41,765 --> 01:17:44,723
I could have spread my wings
1093
01:17:45,035 --> 01:17:47,924
And done a thousand things
1094
01:17:48,338 --> 01:17:52,661
I've never done before
1095
01:17:54,511 --> 01:17:59,175
I'll never know what made it so exciting
1096
01:18:01,184 --> 01:18:05,746
Why all at once my heart took flight
1097
01:18:07,357 --> 01:18:12,351
I only know when he
1098
01:18:13,230 --> 01:18:16,222
Began to dance with me
1099
01:18:16,366 --> 01:18:20,860
I could have danced, danced, danced
1100
01:18:21,271 --> 01:18:24,069
all night!
1101
01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:38,912
It's after three now.
1102
01:18:39,289 --> 01:18:41,382
Don't you agree now?
1103
01:18:41,791 --> 01:18:44,624
She ought to be in bed!
1104
01:18:46,529 --> 01:18:49,555
I could have danced all night
1105
01:18:49,933 --> 01:18:53,289
I could have danced all night
1106
01:18:53,370 --> 01:18:57,898
And still have begged for more
1107
01:18:59,609 --> 01:19:02,567
I could have spread my wings
1108
01:19:02,879 --> 01:19:05,803
And done a thousand things
1109
01:19:06,316 --> 01:19:10,844
I've never done before
1110
01:19:12,622 --> 01:19:17,650
I'll never know what made it so exciting
1111
01:19:19,462 --> 01:19:24,126
Why all at once my heart took flight
1112
01:19:25,835 --> 01:19:30,795
I only know when he
1113
01:19:31,474 --> 01:19:34,466
Began to dance with me
1114
01:19:34,844 --> 01:19:39,167
I could have danced, danced, danced
1115
01:19:40,283 --> 01:19:43,446
all night!
1116
01:19:44,954 --> 01:19:46,876
It's all been grand, dear.
1117
01:19:47,223 --> 01:19:50,215
But now it's time to sleep!
1118
01:19:57,467 --> 01:20:00,800
I could have danced all night
1119
01:20:01,171 --> 01:20:03,901
I could have danced all night
1120
01:20:04,307 --> 01:20:08,971
And still have begged for more
1121
01:20:11,014 --> 01:20:14,142
I could have spread my wings
1122
01:20:14,417 --> 01:20:17,511
And done a thousand things
1123
01:20:17,987 --> 01:20:22,549
I've never done before
1124
01:20:24,494 --> 01:20:29,522
I'll never know what made it so exciting
1125
01:20:31,234 --> 01:20:35,898
Why all at once my heart took flight
1126
01:20:37,173 --> 01:20:41,837
I only know when he
1127
01:20:42,579 --> 01:20:45,605
Began to dance with me
1128
01:20:45,882 --> 01:20:50,546
I could have danced, danced, danced
1129
01:20:51,020 --> 01:20:53,682
all night!
1130
01:21:36,599 --> 01:21:40,592
Every duke and earl and peer is here
1131
01:21:40,703 --> 01:21:44,366
Everyone who should be here is here
1132
01:21:44,507 --> 01:21:47,499
What a smashing, positively dashing
1133
01:21:47,911 --> 01:21:51,540
Spectacle, the Ascot opening day
1134
01:21:52,415 --> 01:21:55,646
At the gate are all the horses
1135
01:21:55,785 --> 01:21:59,778
Waiting for the cue to fly away
1136
01:22:00,356 --> 01:22:03,416
What a gripping, absolutely ripping
1137
01:22:03,626 --> 01:22:07,448
Moment at the Ascot opening day
1138
01:22:08,498 --> 01:22:11,695
Pulses rushing
1139
01:22:12,302 --> 01:22:15,635
Faces flushing
1140
01:22:16,206 --> 01:22:19,630
Heartbeats speed up
1141
01:22:20,143 --> 01:22:23,203
I have never been so keyed up!
1142
01:22:24,214 --> 01:22:26,205
Any second now
1143
01:22:26,282 --> 01:22:28,045
They'll begin to run
1144
01:22:28,184 --> 01:22:29,913
Hark! A bell is ringing
1145
01:22:29,986 --> 01:22:32,477
They are springing forward, look!
1146
01:22:32,989 --> 01:22:35,549
It has begun
1147
01:23:01,351 --> 01:23:05,344
What a frenzied moment that was
1148
01:23:05,488 --> 01:23:09,379
Didn't they maintain an exhausting pace?
1149
01:23:10,093 --> 01:23:13,358
It was a thrilling, absolutely chilling
1150
01:23:13,563 --> 01:23:17,294
Running of the Ascot opening race!
1151
01:24:45,989 --> 01:24:47,149
Mother!
1152
01:24:49,025 --> 01:24:51,118
Henry! What a disagreeable surprise.
1153
01:24:51,194 --> 01:24:52,286
Hello, Mother.
1154
01:24:52,929 --> 01:24:54,089
How nice you look.
1155
01:24:54,163 --> 01:24:57,519
What are you doing here? You promised never to come to Ascot Go home.
1156
01:24:57,600 --> 01:24:59,158
I can' t I'm here on business.
1157
01:24:59,235 --> 01:25:02,090
No, you mus I'm quite serious You ofend all my friends
1158
01:25:02,171 --> 01:25:04,537
The moment they meet you I never see them again.
1159
01:25:04,707 --> 01:25:06,299
Besides, you aren't dressed for Ascot
1160
01:25:06,376 --> 01:25:08,936
I changed my shirt Mother, I've got a job for you.
1161
01:25:09,012 --> 01:25:11,310
A phonetics job. I've picked up a girl.
1162
01:25:12,348 --> 01:25:14,646
Oh, no, not a love affair. She's a flower girl.
1163
01:25:14,717 --> 01:25:18,175
I'm taking her to the annual Embassy Ball but I wanted to try her out firs
1164
01:25:18,254 --> 01:25:20,882
- I beg your pardon? - Well, you know the Embassy Ball.
1165
01:25:21,891 --> 01:25:24,519
So I invited her to your box today, do you understand?
1166
01:25:24,861 --> 01:25:26,351
Common flower girl?
1167
01:25:26,496 --> 01:25:28,452
Itaught her how to speak properly.
1168
01:25:28,531 --> 01:25:30,829
She has strict instructions as to her behavior.
1169
01:25:30,900 --> 01:25:34,028
She's to keep to two subjects: The weather and everybody's health.
1170
01:25:34,404 --> 01:25:37,567
"Fine day!" and "How do you do?" Not just let herself go on things in general.
1171
01:25:37,640 --> 01:25:39,699
Help her along, darling. You'll be quite safe.
1172
01:25:39,776 --> 01:25:42,006
Safe? To talk about one's health in the middle of a race?
1173
01:25:42,078 --> 01:25:44,137
Well, she's got to talk about something.
1174
01:25:44,213 --> 01:25:45,441
Where is the girl now?
1175
01:25:45,515 --> 01:25:48,575
She's being pinned. Some of the clothes we bought her didn't quite fit.
1176
01:25:48,651 --> 01:25:51,176
Itold Pickering we should have taken her with us
1177
01:25:54,524 --> 01:25:57,687
- Mrs Eynsford-Hill. - Good afternoon, Mrs Higgins
1178
01:25:58,728 --> 01:26:00,389
You know my son, Henry.
1179
01:26:00,463 --> 01:26:01,452
How do you do?
1180
01:26:02,298 --> 01:26:04,630
- I've seen you somewhere before. - I don't know.
1181
01:26:04,767 --> 01:26:07,065
It doesn 't matter. You better sit down.
1182
01:26:10,807 --> 01:26:12,468
Where the devil can they be?
1183
01:26:47,677 --> 01:26:49,907
Colonel Pickering, you're just in time for tea
1184
01:26:49,979 --> 01:26:53,244
Thank you, Mrs Higgins May I introduce Miss Eliza Doolittle?
1185
01:26:53,349 --> 01:26:54,714
My dear, Miss Doolittle.
1186
01:26:54,784 --> 01:26:57,514
How kind of you to let me come.
1187
01:26:57,587 --> 01:26:58,918
Delighted, my dear.
1188
01:27:00,022 --> 01:27:02,013
- Lady Boxington. - How do you do?
1189
01:27:04,127 --> 01:27:05,992
- Lord Boxington. - How do you do?
1190
01:27:06,062 --> 01:27:07,017
How do you do?
1191
01:27:07,096 --> 01:27:10,020
- Mrs Eynsford-Hill, Miss Doolittle. - How do you do?
1192
01:27:10,099 --> 01:27:11,589
How do you do?
1193
01:27:11,834 --> 01:27:13,699
And Freddy Eynsford-Hill.
1194
01:27:14,871 --> 01:27:16,429
How do you do?
1195
01:27:18,775 --> 01:27:20,333
How do you do?
1196
01:27:21,110 --> 01:27:22,202
Miss Doolittle.
1197
01:27:22,645 --> 01:27:25,808
Good afternoon, Professor Higgins
1198
01:27:35,024 --> 01:27:37,686
The first race was very exciting, Miss Doolittle.
1199
01:27:37,827 --> 01:27:40,057
I'm so sorry that you missed it
1200
01:27:40,296 --> 01:27:41,923
Will it rain, do you think?
1201
01:27:42,398 --> 01:27:46,494
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.
1202
01:27:51,641 --> 01:27:56,135
But in Hartford, Hereford and Hampshire, hurricanes hardly ever happen.
1203
01:27:57,513 --> 01:27:58,946
How awfully funny.
1204
01:27:59,148 --> 01:28:02,572
What is wrong with that, young man? I bet I got it right
1205
01:28:02,885 --> 01:28:03,817
Smashing.
1206
01:28:04,253 --> 01:28:06,744
Has it suddenly turned chilly?
1207
01:28:07,223 --> 01:28:10,579
I do hope we won't have any unseasonable cold spells
1208
01:28:10,860 --> 01:28:12,851
They bring on so much influenza
1209
01:28:12,929 --> 01:28:15,659
And the whole of our family is susceptible to it
1210
01:28:15,765 --> 01:28:20,088
My aunt died of influenza, so they said.
1211
01:28:20,670 --> 01:28:24,458
But it's my belief they done the old woman in.
1212
01:28:25,675 --> 01:28:26,972
Done her in?
1213
01:28:27,577 --> 01:28:29,272
Yes, Lord love you.
1214
01:28:29,545 --> 01:28:31,775
Why should she die of influenza...
1215
01:28:32,048 --> 01:28:35,540
when she come through diphtheria right enough the year before.
1216
01:28:36,085 --> 01:28:38,315
Fairly blue with it she was.
1217
01:28:38,988 --> 01:28:40,819
They all thought she was dead.
1218
01:28:40,923 --> 01:28:45,053
But my father, he kept ladling gin down her throat.
1219
01:28:50,032 --> 01:28:54,389
Then she come to so sudden she bit the bowl of the spoon.
1220
01:28:55,705 --> 01:28:57,195
Dear me!
1221
01:28:58,341 --> 01:29:01,674
Now what call would a woman with that strength in her...
1222
01:29:01,744 --> 01:29:03,405
have to die of influenza
1223
01:29:04,380 --> 01:29:08,646
And what become of her new straw hat that should have come to me?
1224
01:29:11,254 --> 01:29:13,586
Somebody pinched it
1225
01:29:14,824 --> 01:29:16,621
And what I say is
1226
01:29:16,859 --> 01:29:19,783
Them 'as pinched it, done her in.
1227
01:29:21,063 --> 01:29:23,588
Done her in? Done her in, did you say?
1228
01:29:24,300 --> 01:29:25,961
Whatever does it mea
1229
01:29:26,102 --> 01:29:30,664
Oh, that 's the new small talk. "To do somebody in" means to kill them.
1230
01:29:31,340 --> 01:29:34,434
But you surely don't believe your aunt was killed?
1231
01:29:35,011 --> 01:29:36,308
Do I not
1232
01:29:36,445 --> 01:29:41,439
Them she lived with would have killed her for a hatpin, let alone a hat.
1233
01:29:41,851 --> 01:29:44,342
But it can' t have been right for your father...
1234
01:29:44,387 --> 01:29:47,220
to pour spirits down her throat like that.
1235
01:29:47,590 --> 01:29:49,217
It might have killed her.
1236
01:29:49,325 --> 01:29:53,113
Not her. Gin was mother's milk to her.
1237
01:29:53,496 --> 01:29:58,627
Besides, he poured so much down his own throat he knew the good of it
1238
01:29:59,402 --> 01:30:00,926
Do you mean that he drank?
1239
01:30:01,203 --> 01:30:04,036
Drank? My word. Something chronic.
1240
01:30:07,877 --> 01:30:10,971
Here, what are you sniggering at?
1241
01:30:11,647 --> 01:30:14,775
The new small talk. You do it so awfully well.
1242
01:30:14,984 --> 01:30:18,647
Well, if I was doing it proper, what was you sniggering at?
1243
01:30:19,622 --> 01:30:21,920
Have I said anything I oughtn 't
1244
01:30:23,826 --> 01:30:25,384
Not at all, my dear.
1245
01:30:25,628 --> 01:30:27,789
Well, that 's a mercy anyhow.
1246
01:30:30,800 --> 01:30:33,928
I don't know if there's enough time before the next race to place a bet...
1247
01:30:34,003 --> 01:30:35,834
but come, my dear.
1248
01:30:36,439 --> 01:30:40,034
I have a bet on number seven. Ishould be so happy if you would take it
1249
01:30:40,176 --> 01:30:42,269
You'll enjoy the race ever so much more.
1250
01:30:42,378 --> 01:30:43,902
That 's very kind of you.
1251
01:30:44,080 --> 01:30:45,206
His name is Dover.
1252
01:30:45,314 --> 01:30:46,679
Come along, Eliza
1253
01:30:50,219 --> 01:30:52,141
There they are again
1254
01:30:52,221 --> 01:30:53,848
Lining up to run
1255
01:30:54,323 --> 01:30:56,052
Now they're holding steady
1256
01:30:56,125 --> 01:30:58,389
They are ready for it, look
1257
01:30:59,462 --> 01:31:01,692
It has begun
1258
01:31:07,603 --> 01:31:09,400
Come on. Come on, Dover.
1259
01:31:10,373 --> 01:31:11,362
Come on.
1260
01:31:11,674 --> 01:31:13,266
Come on, Dover!
1261
01:31:13,409 --> 01:31:14,364
Come on!
1262
01:31:18,814 --> 01:31:22,944
Come on, Dover! Move your bloomin' ass
1263
01:31:29,458 --> 01:31:30,857
Oh, my dear.
1264
01:31:45,808 --> 01:31:49,505
You're not serious, Henry. You don't expect to take her to the Embassy Ball.
1265
01:31:49,779 --> 01:31:51,337
Don't you think she's ready for it
1266
01:31:51,414 --> 01:31:53,746
Dear Henry, she's ready for a canal barge.
1267
01:31:53,883 --> 01:31:56,147
Her language may need a little refining, but- -
1268
01:31:56,218 --> 01:31:59,847
Really, Henry, if you cannot see how impossible this whole project is...
1269
01:31:59,922 --> 01:32:01,810
then you must be absolutely potty about her.
1270
01:32:01,891 --> 01:32:03,779
Ladvise you to give it up and not put yourself...
1271
01:32:03,859 --> 01:32:05,224
or this poor girl through any more.
1272
01:32:05,294 --> 01:32:08,058
Why, it's the most fascinating venture I've ever undertaken.
1273
01:32:08,130 --> 01:32:11,395
Pickering and I are at it from morning till night It fills our whole lives
1274
01:32:11,467 --> 01:32:15,358
Teaching Eliza, talking to Eliza, listening to Eliza, dressing Eliza
1275
01:32:16,739 --> 01:32:20,266
You're a pretty pair of babies playing with your live doll.
1276
01:32:20,342 --> 01:32:21,536
Here's the car.
1277
01:33:42,858 --> 01:33:43,916
Good evening, sir.
1278
01:33:43,993 --> 01:33:46,553
- Is dinner ready? I'm famished. - Immediately, sir.
1279
01:33:46,762 --> 01:33:48,559
Good evening, Professor Higgins
1280
01:34:06,448 --> 01:34:10,646
When she mentioned How her aunt bit off the spoon
1281
01:34:11,387 --> 01:34:14,686
She completely done me in
1282
01:34:15,191 --> 01:34:18,547
And my heart went on A journey to the moon
1283
01:34:19,161 --> 01:34:23,791
When she told about her father And the gin
1284
01:34:24,466 --> 01:34:28,459
And I never saw A more enchanting farce
1285
01:34:29,171 --> 01:34:34,097
Than the moment when she shouted "Move your bloomin"...
1286
01:34:34,843 --> 01:34:36,242
- Yes, sir? - Is Miss Doolittle in?
1287
01:34:36,979 --> 01:34:38,469
Whom shall I say is calling?
1288
01:34:38,881 --> 01:34:41,907
Freddy Eynsford-Hill. If she doesn 't remember who I am...
1289
01:34:42,284 --> 01:34:44,946
tell her I'm the chap who was sniggering at her.
1290
01:34:45,321 --> 01:34:46,310
Yes, sir.
1291
01:34:46,388 --> 01:34:48,185
And will you give her these?
1292
01:34:48,757 --> 01:34:50,190
Wouldn't you like to come in, sir?
1293
01:34:50,259 --> 01:34:51,988
They're having dinner, but you may wait in the hall.
1294
01:34:52,061 --> 01:34:55,224
No, thank you. I want to drink in the street where she lives
1295
01:35:04,173 --> 01:35:09,099
I have often walked Down this street before
1296
01:35:09,945 --> 01:35:14,837
But the pavement always stayed Beneath my feet before
1297
01:35:15,584 --> 01:35:20,544
All at once am I Several stories high
1298
01:35:21,223 --> 01:35:25,853
Knowing I'm on the street Where you live
1299
01:35:27,129 --> 01:35:32,089
Are there lilac trees In the heart of town?
1300
01:35:32,801 --> 01:35:37,761
Can you hear a lark In any other part of town?
1301
01:35:38,674 --> 01:35:43,532
Does enchantment pour Out of every door?
1302
01:35:44,313 --> 01:35:48,977
No, it's just on the street Where you live
1303
01:35:50,519 --> 01:35:55,047
And, oh, the towering feeling
1304
01:35:55,891 --> 01:36:00,385
Just to know Somehow you are near
1305
01:36:02,131 --> 01:36:06,625
The overpowering feeling
1306
01:36:07,169 --> 01:36:11,833
That any second You may suddenly appear
1307
01:36:13,409 --> 01:36:18,164
People stop and stare They don't bother me
1308
01:36:19,181 --> 01:36:23,845
For there's nowhere else on Earth That I would rather be
1309
01:36:25,154 --> 01:36:28,146
Let the time go by
1310
01:36:28,290 --> 01:36:32,283
I won't care if I
1311
01:36:33,028 --> 01:36:37,692
Can be here on the street Where you live
1312
01:36:45,040 --> 01:36:46,962
I'm terribly sorry, sir.
1313
01:36:47,109 --> 01:36:50,237
Miss Doolittle says she doesn 't want to see anyone ever again.
1314
01:36:50,312 --> 01:36:51,973
But why? She was unbelievable.
1315
01:36:52,081 --> 01:36:55,244
So I've been told, sir. Is there any further message?
1316
01:36:56,452 --> 01:36:57,714
Tell her that I'll wait
1317
01:36:57,786 --> 01:37:00,209
Oh, but it might be days, sir, even weeks
1318
01:37:00,289 --> 01:37:02,712
But don't you see? I'll be happier here.
1319
01:37:11,734 --> 01:37:16,398
People stop and stare They don't bother me
1320
01:37:17,740 --> 01:37:22,404
For there's nowhere else on Earth That I would rather be
1321
01:37:23,579 --> 01:37:26,468
Let the time go by
1322
01:37:27,149 --> 01:37:31,472
I won't care if I
1323
01:37:32,421 --> 01:37:37,085
Can be here on the street Where you live
1324
01:37:47,269 --> 01:37:50,033
It really is, Higgins It's inhuman to continue.
1325
01:37:50,305 --> 01:37:53,035
Do you realize what you've got to try and teach this poor girl in six weeks
1326
01:37:53,108 --> 01:37:55,906
You've got to teach her to walk, talk, address a duke, a lord...
1327
01:37:55,978 --> 01:37:58,708
a bishop, an ambassador. It's absolutely impossible.
1328
01:37:58,947 --> 01:38:02,508
Higgins, I'm trying to tell you that I want to call of the bet
1329
01:38:02,584 --> 01:38:04,848
I know you're a stubborn man, but so am I.
1330
01:38:04,920 --> 01:38:06,842
This experiment is over.
1331
01:38:06,922 --> 01:38:11,245
And nothing short of an order from the King could force me to recant.
1332
01:38:13,262 --> 01:38:15,628
You understand, Higgins It's over.
1333
01:38:17,399 --> 01:38:20,061
Higgins, if there's any mishap at the Embassy tonight...
1334
01:38:20,269 --> 01:38:22,897
if Miss Doolittle sufers any embarrassment whatever...
1335
01:38:22,971 --> 01:38:24,233
it'll be on your head alone.
1336
01:38:24,306 --> 01:38:25,568
Eliza can do anything.
1337
01:38:25,641 --> 01:38:27,233
Suppose she's discovered? Remember Ascot
1338
01:38:27,309 --> 01:38:29,197
Suppose she makes another ghastly mistake?
1339
01:38:29,278 --> 01:38:31,940
There'll be no horses at the ball, Pickering.
1340
01:38:34,216 --> 01:38:36,514
Think of how agonizing it would be.
1341
01:38:36,585 --> 01:38:39,247
If anything happened tonight, I don't know what I'd do.
1342
01:38:39,321 --> 01:38:40,913
You could always rejoin your regiment
1343
01:38:40,989 --> 01:38:42,854
This is no time for flippancy, Higgins
1344
01:38:42,925 --> 01:38:44,790
The way you've driven her the last six weeks...
1345
01:38:44,860 --> 01:38:47,158
has exceeded all bounds of common decency.
1346
01:38:47,229 --> 01:38:50,221
For God's sake, stop pacing up and down. Can' t you settle somewhere?
1347
01:38:50,299 --> 01:38:52,255
Have some port lt'll quieten your nerves
1348
01:38:52,334 --> 01:38:53,665
I'm not nervous
1349
01:38:55,304 --> 01:38:57,226
- Where is it - On the piano.
1350
01:38:58,774 --> 01:39:00,105
The car 's here, sir.
1351
01:39:00,175 --> 01:39:01,870
Good. Tell Miss Doolittle, will you?
1352
01:39:01,944 --> 01:39:05,436
Tell Miss Doolittle indeed. I'll bet you that damned gown doesn 't fit.
1353
01:39:05,647 --> 01:39:07,945
I warned you about these French designers
1354
01:39:08,016 --> 01:39:10,974
We should have gone to an English shop. They would've been on our side.
1355
01:39:11,053 --> 01:39:13,146
- Have a glass of port - No, thank you.
1356
01:39:19,928 --> 01:39:24,126
Are you so sure this girl will retain everything you've hammered into her?
1357
01:39:24,700 --> 01:39:26,361
Well, we shall see.
1358
01:39:26,735 --> 01:39:28,066
Suppose she doesn 't
1359
01:39:29,505 --> 01:39:31,029
I lose my bet
1360
01:39:31,206 --> 01:39:34,903
There's one thing I can' t stand about you, that 's your confounded complacency.
1361
01:39:34,977 --> 01:39:36,842
At a moment like this, with so much at stake...
1362
01:39:36,912 --> 01:39:39,904
it's utterly indecent that you don't need a glass of port
1363
01:39:42,284 --> 01:39:45,811
And what about the girl? You act as though she doesn 't matter at all.
1364
01:39:46,121 --> 01:39:48,715
Rubbish, Pickering. Of course she matters
1365
01:39:49,124 --> 01:39:51,547
What do you think I've been doing all these months
1366
01:39:51,627 --> 01:39:54,790
What could possibly matter more than to take a human being...
1367
01:39:55,197 --> 01:39:59,088
and change her into a diferent human being by creating a new speech for her?
1368
01:39:59,501 --> 01:40:03,267
It's filling up the deepest gap that separates class from class...
1369
01:40:03,405 --> 01:40:04,997
and soul from soul.
1370
01:40:05,407 --> 01:40:08,069
Oh, she matters immensely.
1371
01:40:30,198 --> 01:40:32,689
Miss Doolittle, you look beautiful.
1372
01:40:33,368 --> 01:40:34,960
Thank you, Colonel Pickering.
1373
01:40:35,037 --> 01:40:36,595
Don't you think so, Higgins
1374
01:40:39,675 --> 01:40:42,337
Not bad. Not bad at all.
1375
01:43:42,700 --> 01:43:45,191
Maestro! Maestro!
1376
01:43:47,405 --> 01:43:48,599
Don't you remember me?
1377
01:43:48,673 --> 01:43:50,300
No. Who the devil are you?
1378
01:43:50,374 --> 01:43:53,730
I'm your pupil. Your firs your greates your best pupil.
1379
01:43:53,945 --> 01:43:56,277
I'm Zoltan Karpathy, that marvelous boy.
1380
01:43:57,815 --> 01:43:59,578
Imade your name famous throughout Europe.
1381
01:43:59,650 --> 01:44:01,606
You teach me phonetics You cannot forget me.
1382
01:44:01,686 --> 01:44:03,449
Why don't you have your hair cut
1383
01:44:03,521 --> 01:44:07,048
I don't have your imposing appearance, your figure, your brow.
1384
01:44:07,191 --> 01:44:09,216
If I had my hair cut, nobody would notice me.
1385
01:44:09,293 --> 01:44:11,158
Where did you get all of these old coins
1386
01:44:11,229 --> 01:44:13,220
These are decorations for languages
1387
01:44:13,297 --> 01:44:15,060
The Queen of Transylvania is here this evening.
1388
01:44:15,132 --> 01:44:17,828
I'm indispensable to her at these oficial international parties
1389
01:44:17,902 --> 01:44:21,235
Ispeak 32 languages I know everyone in Europe.
1390
01:44:21,372 --> 01:44:23,465
No imposter can escape my detection.
1391
01:44:23,541 --> 01:44:25,532
Professor Karpathy.
1392
01:44:27,725 --> 01:44:29,249
The Greek ambassador.
1393
01:44:30,027 --> 01:44:31,187
Greek, my foot
1394
01:44:31,428 --> 01:44:34,022
He pretends not to know any English, but he cannot deceive me.
1395
01:44:34,098 --> 01:44:36,293
He's the son of a Yorkshire watchmaker.
1396
01:44:37,234 --> 01:44:40,658
He speaks English so villainously that he cannot utter a word...
1397
01:44:40,738 --> 01:44:43,002
without betraying his origin.
1398
01:44:43,073 --> 01:44:46,600
I help him pretend, but I make him pay through the nose. I make them all pay.
1399
01:44:46,677 --> 01:44:49,737
Excuse me, sir, you are wanted upstairs Her Excellency asked for you.
1400
01:45:09,967 --> 01:45:11,958
Viscount and Viscountess Saxon.
1401
01:45:15,372 --> 01:45:18,227
Baron and Baroness of Yorkshire.
1402
01:45:19,943 --> 01:45:22,776
Sir Guy and Lady Scot Auckland.
1403
01:45:42,633 --> 01:45:44,794
The Count and Countess Demereau.
1404
01:45:45,536 --> 01:45:48,027
The Viscount and Viscountess Hillyard.
1405
01:45:48,205 --> 01:45:51,060
Mr. And Mrs. Richard Lanser.
1406
01:45:51,708 --> 01:45:54,302
Lord and Lady Clanders.
1407
01:45:54,978 --> 01:45:57,867
Miss Eliza Doolittle, Colonel Pickering.
1408
01:45:58,215 --> 01:46:01,776
Miss Eliza Doolittle. Colonel Pickering.
1409
01:46:02,219 --> 01:46:04,210
Professor Higgins.
1410
01:46:04,688 --> 01:46:06,679
- Your Excellency. - Miss Doolittle.
1411
01:46:06,890 --> 01:46:08,187
How do you do?
1412
01:46:08,258 --> 01:46:10,556
- Good evening, Colonel. - Good evening.
1413
01:46:11,962 --> 01:46:14,988
What an enchanting young lady you have with you this evening.
1414
01:46:15,399 --> 01:46:16,730
Well, who is she?
1415
01:46:17,167 --> 01:46:20,898
Oh, a cousin of mine. And Higgins Excuse me.
1416
01:46:21,238 --> 01:46:22,330
Professor Higgins
1417
01:46:22,639 --> 01:46:26,735
Such a faraway look, as if she's always lived in a garden.
1418
01:46:27,044 --> 01:46:29,205
So she has. A sort of garden.
1419
01:46:58,108 --> 01:47:01,566
Henry must take Eliza home at once. There's a language expert here.
1420
01:47:01,645 --> 01:47:04,808
- Sort of you know, imposterologis - I beg you pardon?
1421
01:47:05,582 --> 01:47:07,607
The young lady with Colonel Pickering...
1422
01:47:08,252 --> 01:47:09,810
Find out who she is
1423
01:47:10,053 --> 01:47:11,213
With pleasure.
1424
01:47:11,788 --> 01:47:13,949
The whole situation is highly explosive.
1425
01:47:20,097 --> 01:47:22,691
Tell me, Zoltan, some more about the Greek ambassador.
1426
01:47:22,766 --> 01:47:26,327
Gladly, but first I would love you to present me to this glorious creature.
1427
01:47:26,403 --> 01:47:28,234
Does he really come from Yorkshire?
1428
01:47:37,481 --> 01:47:40,314
Her Majesty, the Queen of Transylvania...
1429
01:47:40,584 --> 01:47:43,747
and His Royal Highness Prince Gregor.
1430
01:48:29,866 --> 01:48:32,357
Charming. Quite charming.
1431
01:48:33,704 --> 01:48:35,467
Miss Doolittle, Madam.
1432
01:50:11,568 --> 01:50:14,230
Miss Doolittle, my son would like to dance with you.
1433
01:53:21,000 --> 01:53:22,831
Absolutely fantastic.
1434
01:53:26,305 --> 01:53:27,636
A lot of tomfoolery.
1435
01:53:27,840 --> 01:53:29,865
It was an immense achievement
1436
01:53:29,942 --> 01:53:31,204
Well, Mr. Higgins
1437
01:53:31,877 --> 01:53:35,005
Atriumph, Mrs Pearce. A total triumph.
1438
01:53:35,281 --> 01:53:38,739
Higgins, you were superb, absolutely superb.
1439
01:53:38,985 --> 01:53:42,614
Tell us the truth now, weren't you a little bit nervous once or twice?
1440
01:53:43,055 --> 01:53:44,818
Not during the whole evening?
1441
01:53:44,890 --> 01:53:46,585
Not when I saw we were going to win.
1442
01:53:46,659 --> 01:53:48,456
Lfelt like a bear in a cage hanging about
1443
01:53:48,527 --> 01:53:50,415
It was an immense achievement
1444
01:53:50,496 --> 01:53:53,158
If I hadn't backed myself to do it, I'd have given it up two months ago.
1445
01:53:53,232 --> 01:53:54,961
Absolutely fantastic.
1446
01:53:55,067 --> 01:53:56,591
Yes, a lot of tomfoolery.
1447
01:53:56,702 --> 01:53:58,658
Higgins, I salute you.
1448
01:53:58,738 --> 01:54:01,502
The silly people don't know their own silly business.
1449
01:54:01,574 --> 01:54:04,566
Tonight, old man, you did it You did it, you did it
1450
01:54:04,744 --> 01:54:07,440
You said that you would do it And indeed you did
1451
01:54:07,713 --> 01:54:10,546
I thought that you would rue it I doubted you'd do it
1452
01:54:10,783 --> 01:54:13,741
But now I must admit it That succeed you did
1453
01:54:13,953 --> 01:54:16,444
You should get a medal Or be even made a knight
1454
01:54:16,689 --> 01:54:19,317
Oh, it was nothing, really nothing
1455
01:54:20,059 --> 01:54:22,789
All alone you hurdled Every obstacle in sight
1456
01:54:23,062 --> 01:54:26,225
Now wait, now wait Give credit where it's due
1457
01:54:26,332 --> 01:54:28,857
A lot of the glory goes to you
1458
01:54:29,568 --> 01:54:32,492
But you're the one who did it Who did it, who did it
1459
01:54:32,672 --> 01:54:35,561
As sturdy as Gibraltar Not a second did you falter
1460
01:54:35,675 --> 01:54:37,006
There's no doubt about it
1461
01:54:37,076 --> 01:54:40,341
You did it!
1462
01:54:43,582 --> 01:54:47,712
I must have aged a year tonight At times I thought I'd die of fright
1463
01:54:47,953 --> 01:54:50,649
Never was there a momentary lull
1464
01:54:51,824 --> 01:54:55,817
Shortly after we came in I saw at once we'd easily win
1465
01:54:55,961 --> 01:54:58,691
And after that I found it deadly dull
1466
01:54:59,999 --> 01:55:02,229
You should have heard The "oohs"and "aahs"
1467
01:55:02,301 --> 01:55:04,166
Everyone wondering who she was
1468
01:55:04,370 --> 01:55:07,032
You'd think they'd never seen A lady before
1469
01:55:07,773 --> 01:55:12,096
And when the Prince of Transylvania Asked to meet her
1470
01:55:13,079 --> 01:55:16,571
And gave his arm To lead her to the floor
1471
01:55:18,117 --> 01:55:21,382
I said to him: "You did it You did it, you did it"
1472
01:55:21,487 --> 01:55:24,615
They thought she was ecstatic And so damned aristocratic
1473
01:55:24,724 --> 01:55:27,215
And they never knew That you
1474
01:55:29,228 --> 01:55:30,422
did it
1475
01:55:32,631 --> 01:55:34,519
Thank goodness for Zoltan Karpathy.
1476
01:55:34,600 --> 01:55:36,830
If it hadn't been for him I would've died of boredom.
1477
01:55:36,902 --> 01:55:39,200
Karpathy? That dreadful Hungaria Was he there?
1478
01:55:39,271 --> 01:55:42,126
Yes, he was there all right and up to his old tricks
1479
01:55:42,541 --> 01:55:45,032
That blackguard Who uses the science of speech
1480
01:55:45,111 --> 01:55:47,375
More to blackmail and swindle than teach
1481
01:55:48,214 --> 01:55:50,637
He made it the devilish business of his
1482
01:55:51,016 --> 01:55:54,008
To find out who this Miss Doolittle is
1483
01:55:55,020 --> 01:55:57,511
Every time we looked around There he was
1484
01:55:57,590 --> 01:55:59,785
That hairy hound from Budapest
1485
01:56:01,761 --> 01:56:04,787
Never leaving us alone Never have I ever known
1486
01:56:04,864 --> 01:56:06,161
A ruder pest
1487
01:56:08,100 --> 01:56:12,366
Finally I decided it was foolish Not to let him have his chance with her
1488
01:56:14,406 --> 01:56:18,399
So I stepped aside And let him dance with her
1489
01:56:20,179 --> 01:56:25,310
Oozing charm from every pore He oiled his way around the floor
1490
01:56:25,651 --> 01:56:29,974
Every trick that he could play He used to strip her mask away
1491
01:56:30,422 --> 01:56:34,518
And when at last the dance was done He glowed as if he knew he'd won
1492
01:56:35,327 --> 01:56:38,455
And with a voice too eager And a smile too broad
1493
01:56:38,931 --> 01:56:42,458
He announced to the hostess That she was a fraud
1494
01:56:43,369 --> 01:56:44,666
No!
1495
01:56:50,109 --> 01:56:54,341
"Her English is too good,"he said "That clearly indicates that she is foreign
1496
01:56:56,615 --> 01:56:59,413
"Whereas others are instructed In their native language
1497
01:56:59,518 --> 01:57:01,281
"English people aren't
1498
01:57:02,955 --> 01:57:07,619
"And although she may have studied with An expert dialectician and grammarian
1499
01:57:09,795 --> 01:57:14,459
"I can tell that she was born
1500
01:57:15,467 --> 01:57:16,866
"Hungarian"
1501
01:57:18,737 --> 01:57:21,228
Not only Hungarian but of royal blood
1502
01:57:22,308 --> 01:57:24,299
She is a princess
1503
01:57:24,677 --> 01:57:28,465
"Her blood,"he said "Is bluer than the Danube is or ever was
1504
01:57:28,614 --> 01:57:31,572
"Royalty is absolutely written on her face
1505
01:57:31,650 --> 01:57:34,710
"She thought I was taken in But actually I never was
1506
01:57:34,854 --> 01:57:37,516
"How could she deceive Another member of her race?
1507
01:57:38,390 --> 01:57:42,747
"I know each language on the map" Said he
1508
01:57:42,995 --> 01:57:47,284
"And she's Hungarian As the first Hungarian Rhapsody"
1509
01:57:55,307 --> 01:57:59,129
Congratulations, Professor Higgins
1510
01:57:59,545 --> 01:58:03,003
For your glorious victory
1511
01:58:03,282 --> 01:58:07,048
Congratulations, Professor Higgins
1512
01:58:07,453 --> 01:58:10,911
You'll be mentioned in history
1513
01:58:33,612 --> 01:58:35,807
Well, thank God, that 's over.
1514
01:58:36,348 --> 01:58:38,839
Now I can go to bed without dreading tomorrow.
1515
01:58:41,487 --> 01:58:43,819
- Good night, Mr. Higgins - Good night, Mrs Pearce.
1516
01:58:43,889 --> 01:58:47,780
Ithink I'll turn in, too. Good night, Higgins It's been a great occasion.
1517
01:58:47,860 --> 01:58:49,293
Good night, Pickering.
1518
01:58:50,396 --> 01:58:51,727
Mrs Pearce?
1519
01:58:52,665 --> 01:58:56,863
Damn, I meant to ask her to give me cofee in the morning instead of tea
1520
01:58:57,503 --> 01:59:00,893
Leave a little note for her will you, Eliza And put out the lights.
1521
01:59:49,088 --> 01:59:51,682
Must be downstairs Oh, darn it
1522
01:59:52,057 --> 01:59:53,888
I'll leave my head behind one of these days
1523
01:59:53,959 --> 01:59:56,154
What the devil have I done with my slippers
1524
01:59:59,331 --> 02:00:00,923
Here are your slippers
1525
02:00:06,305 --> 02:00:10,093
Take your slippers and may you never have a day 's luck with them.
1526
02:00:10,843 --> 02:00:12,640
What on Earth? What 's the matter?
1527
02:00:12,911 --> 02:00:14,572
Is anything wrong?
1528
02:00:14,713 --> 02:00:17,671
No, nothing's wrong with you. I won your bet for you, haven't I?
1529
02:00:17,750 --> 02:00:20,446
That 's enough for you! I don't matter, I suppose?
1530
02:00:21,220 --> 02:00:24,849
You won my bet You presumptuous insect I won it
1531
02:00:24,923 --> 02:00:26,584
Why did you throw those slippers at me?
1532
02:00:26,658 --> 02:00:29,957
Because I wanted to smash your face. I could kill you, you selfish brute!
1533
02:00:30,029 --> 02:00:32,395
Why didn't you leave me where you picked me up, the gutter?
1534
02:00:32,464 --> 02:00:36,127
You thank God it's all over. Now you ca throw me back again! Do you?
1535
02:00:36,335 --> 02:00:38,929
Oh, so the creature's nervous after all?
1536
02:00:42,408 --> 02:00:44,774
Claws in, you cat! How dare you show your temper to me?
1537
02:00:44,843 --> 02:00:46,435
Sit down and be quiet
1538
02:00:46,512 --> 02:00:50,209
Oh, what 's to become of me? What 's to become of me?
1539
02:00:52,317 --> 02:00:54,273
How the devil do I know what 's to become of you?
1540
02:00:54,353 --> 02:00:55,547
What does it matter?
1541
02:00:55,621 --> 02:00:58,476
You don't care. I know you don't care.
1542
02:00:58,690 --> 02:01:00,885
You wouldn't care if I was dead. I'm nothing to you.
1543
02:01:00,959 --> 02:01:02,847
Not as much as them slippers
1544
02:01:02,928 --> 02:01:04,020
Those slippers
1545
02:01:04,096 --> 02:01:07,759
Those slippers I didn't think it meant any diference now.
1546
02:01:11,136 --> 02:01:13,559
Why have you suddenly begun going on like this
1547
02:01:14,239 --> 02:01:16,730
May I ask if you complain of your treatment here?
1548
02:01:17,743 --> 02:01:20,906
Has anybody behaved badly? Colonel Pickering, Mrs Pearce?
1549
02:01:22,514 --> 02:01:25,403
Well you don't pretend that I have treated you badly?
1550
02:01:27,286 --> 02:01:29,151
Well, I'm glad to hear that.
1551
02:01:30,422 --> 02:01:33,277
Perhaps you're tired after the strain of the day.
1552
02:01:33,959 --> 02:01:36,325
Would you have a chocolate?
1553
02:01:36,662 --> 02:01:39,153
No, thank you.
1554
02:01:41,366 --> 02:01:44,893
Well, it's only natural that you should be anxious, but it's all over now.
1555
02:01:45,437 --> 02:01:47,166
Nothing more to worry about
1556
02:01:47,406 --> 02:01:50,261
No, nothing more for you to worry about
1557
02:01:51,610 --> 02:01:54,306
Oh, God, I wish I was dead.
1558
02:01:54,947 --> 02:01:57,507
Why? In heaven's name, why?
1559
02:01:58,383 --> 02:02:02,012
Now listen to me, Eliza All this irritation is purely subjective.
1560
02:02:02,488 --> 02:02:04,752
I don't understand. I'm too ignorant.
1561
02:02:04,823 --> 02:02:08,054
It's just imagination. Nothing's wrong. Nobody's hurting you.
1562
02:02:08,427 --> 02:02:09,655
Go to bed and sleep it of.
1563
02:02:09,728 --> 02:02:14,153
Have a little cry and say your prayers You'll feel very much more comfortable.
1564
02:02:14,500 --> 02:02:16,331
I heard your prayers
1565
02:02:16,502 --> 02:02:18,265
"Thank God it's all over."
1566
02:02:18,370 --> 02:02:20,099
Don't you thank God it's all over?
1567
02:02:20,172 --> 02:02:22,470
Now you're free, and you can do what you like.
1568
02:02:22,674 --> 02:02:25,802
Oh, what am I fit for? What have you left me fit for?
1569
02:02:26,512 --> 02:02:29,276
Where am I to go? What am I to do?
1570
02:02:29,915 --> 02:02:31,974
And what 's to become of me?
1571
02:02:33,085 --> 02:02:35,918
Oh, that 's what 's worrying you, is it
1572
02:02:37,523 --> 02:02:39,479
I wouldn't worry about that if I were you.
1573
02:02:39,558 --> 02:02:43,722
I'm sure you won't have any dificulty in settling yourself somewhere or other.
1574
02:02:46,732 --> 02:02:48,893
I didn't quite realize you were going away.
1575
02:02:50,435 --> 02:02:52,357
You might marry, you know.
1576
02:02:52,771 --> 02:02:56,628
You see, Eliza, all men are not confirmed old bachelors like me and the Colonel.
1577
02:02:56,775 --> 02:02:59,767
Most men are the marrying sort, poor devils
1578
02:03:00,512 --> 02:03:01,501
You're not bad -Iooking.
1579
02:03:01,580 --> 02:03:04,242
You're really quite a pleasure to look at sometimes
1580
02:03:04,383 --> 02:03:05,748
Not now, when you've been crying.
1581
02:03:05,817 --> 02:03:07,614
You look like the very devil, but...
1582
02:03:07,686 --> 02:03:12,146
when you're all right and quite yourself you're what I would call attractive.
1583
02:03:14,059 --> 02:03:16,425
Go to bed, have a good night's res get up in the morning...
1584
02:03:16,495 --> 02:03:19,726
and have a look at yourself in the glass You won't feel so bad.
1585
02:03:24,736 --> 02:03:28,331
I daresay, my mother might find some fellow or other who would do very well.
1586
02:03:28,674 --> 02:03:30,767
We were above that in Covent Garden.
1587
02:03:30,876 --> 02:03:32,366
What do you mea
1588
02:03:32,544 --> 02:03:35,069
Isold flowers, I didn't sell myself.
1589
02:03:35,847 --> 02:03:38,975
Now you've made a lady of me, I'm not fit to sell anything else.
1590
02:03:39,051 --> 02:03:41,713
Oh, tosh, Eliza Don't insult human relations...
1591
02:03:41,787 --> 02:03:44,847
by dragging all that cant about buying and selling into it
1592
02:03:44,923 --> 02:03:47,016
Don't marry the fellow if you don't want to.
1593
02:03:47,092 --> 02:03:48,719
What else am I to do?
1594
02:03:48,794 --> 02:03:50,659
Oh, there are lots of things
1595
02:03:50,729 --> 02:03:53,118
What about the old idea of a florist shop?
1596
02:03:53,232 --> 02:03:56,292
I'm sure Pickering'd set you up in one. He's got lots of money.
1597
02:03:56,368 --> 02:03:57,926
He'll pay for all those togs you're wearing.
1598
02:03:58,003 --> 02:04:02,497
And that with the hire of the jewelry'll make a big hole in 200 pounds
1599
02:04:02,708 --> 02:04:05,006
Oh, come on now. You'll be all right
1600
02:04:06,245 --> 02:04:09,134
Well, I must be of to bed. I'm really devilish sleepy.
1601
02:04:10,749 --> 02:04:12,944
I was looking for something. What was it
1602
02:04:13,118 --> 02:04:14,312
Your slippers
1603
02:04:14,853 --> 02:04:17,583
Oh, yes, of course. You shied them at me.
1604
02:04:18,724 --> 02:04:21,022
Before you go, sir.
1605
02:04:24,763 --> 02:04:27,755
Do my clothes belong to me or to Colonel Pickering?
1606
02:04:28,834 --> 02:04:31,064
What the devil use would they be to Pickering?
1607
02:04:31,136 --> 02:04:32,967
Why bother about that in the middle of the night
1608
02:04:33,038 --> 02:04:34,699
What may I take away with me?
1609
02:04:34,773 --> 02:04:36,900
I don't want to be accused of stealing.
1610
02:04:37,843 --> 02:04:38,935
Stealing?
1611
02:04:40,012 --> 02:04:42,901
You shouldn't have said that. That shows a want of feeling.
1612
02:04:43,415 --> 02:04:47,442
I'm sorry. I'm only a common, ignorant girl and in my station I have to be careful.
1613
02:04:47,519 --> 02:04:50,818
There can' t be any feelings between the likes of you and the likes of me.
1614
02:04:50,889 --> 02:04:53,881
Please, will you tell me what belongs to me and what doesn 't
1615
02:04:55,060 --> 02:04:57,449
Take the whole damned houseful if you want.
1616
02:04:57,696 --> 02:05:00,062
Except the jewelry. That 's hired. Will that satisfy you?
1617
02:05:00,132 --> 02:05:01,190
Stop, please.
1618
02:05:03,802 --> 02:05:06,532
Will you take these to your room and keep them safe?
1619
02:05:07,673 --> 02:05:10,233
I don't want to run the ris of them being missed.
1620
02:05:12,177 --> 02:05:15,669
Oh, hand them over! If these belonged to me and not the jeweler, I'd...
1621
02:05:15,781 --> 02:05:18,341
I'd ram them down your ungrateful throat.
1622
02:05:18,650 --> 02:05:22,711
The ring isn 't the jeweler's It's the one you bought me in Brighton.
1623
02:05:24,056 --> 02:05:25,614
I don't want it now.
1624
02:05:28,894 --> 02:05:30,555
Don't you hit me!
1625
02:05:31,029 --> 02:05:34,226
Hit you? You infamous creature! How dare you suggest such a thing!
1626
02:05:34,299 --> 02:05:36,961
It's you who've hit me. You've wounded me to the heart
1627
02:05:37,035 --> 02:05:40,630
I'm glad. I've got a little of my own back anyhow.
1628
02:05:42,007 --> 02:05:45,397
You've caused me to lose my temper. That 's hardly happened to me before.
1629
02:05:45,477 --> 02:05:48,275
I don't wish to discuss it further tonight I'm going to bed.
1630
02:05:48,347 --> 02:05:50,736
Leave your own note for Mrs Pearce about the cofee...
1631
02:05:50,816 --> 02:05:52,443
for it won't be done by me!
1632
02:05:52,684 --> 02:05:56,279
Damn Mrs Pearce, damn the cofee and damn you!
1633
02:05:57,522 --> 02:06:00,787
Damn my own folly for having lavished my hard-earned knowledge...
1634
02:06:00,859 --> 02:06:05,023
and the treasure of my regard and intimacy on a heartless guttersnipe!
1635
02:06:56,314 --> 02:07:00,910
Just you wait, 'Enry 'lggins Just you wait!
1636
02:07:02,888 --> 02:07:07,120
You'll be sorry But your tears will be too late
1637
02:07:09,127 --> 02:07:12,016
You will be the one it's done to
1638
02:07:12,831 --> 02:07:16,062
And you'll have no one to run to
1639
02:07:16,668 --> 02:07:18,226
Just you wait
1640
02:07:46,932 --> 02:07:51,687
I have often walked Down this street before
1641
02:07:52,704 --> 02:07:57,494
But the pavement always stayed Beneath my feet before
1642
02:07:58,443 --> 02:08:03,471
All at once am I Several stories high
1643
02:08:04,282 --> 02:08:08,810
Knowing I'm on the street Where you live
1644
02:08:10,288 --> 02:08:15,021
Are there lilac trees In the heart of town?
1645
02:08:16,127 --> 02:08:21,019
Can you hear a lark In any other part of town?
1646
02:08:22,133 --> 02:08:27,298
Does enchantment pour Out of every door?
1647
02:08:28,039 --> 02:08:32,601
No, it's just On the street where you live
1648
02:08:34,112 --> 02:08:38,708
And, oh, the towering feeling
1649
02:08:39,651 --> 02:08:44,384
Just to know Somehow you are near
1650
02:08:45,991 --> 02:08:50,416
The overpowering feeling
1651
02:08:51,062 --> 02:08:55,988
That any second You may suddenly appear
1652
02:08:57,469 --> 02:09:00,700
People stop and stare They don't...
1653
02:09:07,479 --> 02:09:08,434
Darling.
1654
02:09:09,948 --> 02:09:11,677
Freddy, whatever are you doing here?
1655
02:09:11,750 --> 02:09:15,607
Nothing. I spend most of my nights here. It's the only place where I'm happy.
1656
02:09:15,720 --> 02:09:17,347
Don't laugh at me, Miss Doolittle.
1657
02:09:17,422 --> 02:09:21,347
Don't you call me "Miss Doolittle," do you hear? Eliza' s good enough for me.
1658
02:09:23,695 --> 02:09:26,960
Oh, Freddy, you don't think I'm a heartless guttersnipe, do you?
1659
02:09:27,365 --> 02:09:30,459
Darling, how could you imagine such a thing? You know how I feel.
1660
02:09:30,535 --> 02:09:33,993
I've written two and three times a day telling you. Sheets and sheets.
1661
02:09:34,072 --> 02:09:37,462
Speak And the world is full of singing
1662
02:09:37,642 --> 02:09:41,703
And I am winging Higher than the birds
1663
02:09:43,048 --> 02:09:46,506
Touch And my heart begins to crumble
1664
02:09:46,885 --> 02:09:50,707
The heavens tumble Darling, and I'm...
1665
02:09:50,855 --> 02:09:53,847
Words, words, words I'm so sick of words
1666
02:09:54,025 --> 02:09:57,119
I get words all day through First from him, now from you
1667
02:09:57,262 --> 02:10:00,459
Is that all you blighters can do?
1668
02:10:02,100 --> 02:10:05,024
Don't talk of stars burning above
1669
02:10:05,437 --> 02:10:07,928
If you're in love, show me
1670
02:10:08,773 --> 02:10:11,799
Tell me no dreams filled with desire
1671
02:10:12,110 --> 02:10:14,601
If you're on fire, show me
1672
02:10:15,347 --> 02:10:17,736
Here we are together In the middle of the night
1673
02:10:17,816 --> 02:10:21,081
Don't talk of spring Just hold me tight
1674
02:10:21,886 --> 02:10:24,252
Anyone who's ever been in love'll Tell you that
1675
02:10:24,322 --> 02:10:26,244
This is no time for a chat
1676
02:10:28,460 --> 02:10:31,349
Haven't your lips longed for my touch?
1677
02:10:31,863 --> 02:10:34,229
Don't say how much, show me
1678
02:10:34,933 --> 02:10:36,457
Show me
1679
02:10:36,868 --> 02:10:39,962
Don't talk of love lasting through time
1680
02:10:40,305 --> 02:10:42,865
Make me no undying vow
1681
02:10:43,608 --> 02:10:47,772
Show me now
1682
02:10:50,248 --> 02:10:53,240
Sing me no song, read me no rhyme
1683
02:10:53,551 --> 02:10:56,384
Don't waste my time, show me
1684
02:10:57,022 --> 02:11:00,321
Don't talk of June, don't talk of Fall
1685
02:11:00,425 --> 02:11:03,349
Don't talk at all, show me
1686
02:11:03,862 --> 02:11:06,160
Never do I ever Want to hear another word
1687
02:11:06,231 --> 02:11:09,723
There isn't one I haven't heard
1688
02:11:10,468 --> 02:11:12,959
Here we are together In what ought to be a dream
1689
02:11:13,004 --> 02:11:16,496
Say one more word and I'll scream
1690
02:11:17,242 --> 02:11:20,268
Haven't your arms hungered for mine?
1691
02:11:20,645 --> 02:11:23,034
Please don't explain, show me
1692
02:11:23,782 --> 02:11:25,374
Show me
1693
02:11:25,784 --> 02:11:28,742
Don't wait until wrinkles and lines
1694
02:11:29,154 --> 02:11:32,009
Pop out all over my brow
1695
02:11:32,557 --> 02:11:36,846
Show me now!
1696
02:11:41,299 --> 02:11:43,062
- Where are you going? - To the river.
1697
02:11:43,134 --> 02:11:45,125
- What for? - To make a hole in it
1698
02:11:46,771 --> 02:11:48,830
Eliza, darling, what do you mea
1699
02:11:58,483 --> 02:12:00,576
- Taxi! - Taxi!
1700
02:12:01,252 --> 02:12:03,174
- But I've no money. - I have.
1701
02:12:03,521 --> 02:12:05,751
- Where are we going? - Where I belong.
1702
02:12:20,572 --> 02:12:22,460
Darling, shall I come with you?
1703
02:12:49,100 --> 02:12:52,592
With one enormous chair
1704
02:12:52,737 --> 02:12:56,969
Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?
1705
02:12:58,276 --> 02:13:02,508
Lots of chocolate for me to eat
1706
02:13:03,281 --> 02:13:07,570
Lots of coal makin'lots of 'eat
1707
02:13:08,853 --> 02:13:12,448
Warm face, warm 'ands, warm feet
1708
02:13:12,590 --> 02:13:16,913
Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?
1709
02:13:19,898 --> 02:13:21,297
Buy a flower, Miss?
1710
02:13:22,801 --> 02:13:23,893
Yes, please.
1711
02:14:01,105 --> 02:14:03,266
Good morning, Miss. Can I help you?
1712
02:14:06,678 --> 02:14:08,441
Do you mind if I warm my hands
1713
02:14:08,880 --> 02:14:10,313
Go right ahead, Miss.
1714
02:14:19,023 --> 02:14:21,912
Excuse me, Miss. For a second lthought you were somebody else.
1715
02:14:21,993 --> 02:14:22,982
Who?
1716
02:14:23,595 --> 02:14:27,190
Forgive me, ma 'am. Early morning light playing tricks with my eyes
1717
02:14:27,365 --> 02:14:30,323
Can I get you a taxi, ma 'am? A lady like you shouldn't be walkin' alone...
1718
02:14:30,401 --> 02:14:32,699
around London this hour of the morning.
1719
02:14:34,572 --> 02:14:35,971
No, thank you.
1720
02:14:45,450 --> 02:14:49,272
Someone's head restin' on my knee
1721
02:14:49,787 --> 02:14:53,484
Warm and tender as he can be
1722
02:14:54,692 --> 02:14:57,889
Who takes good care of me
1723
02:14:58,162 --> 02:15:01,825
Oh, wouldn't it
1724
02:15:02,600 --> 02:15:04,431
be loverly?
1725
02:15:05,937 --> 02:15:08,360
Loverly
1726
02:15:08,439 --> 02:15:09,997
Loverly
1727
02:15:11,576 --> 02:15:14,704
Loverly
1728
02:15:14,779 --> 02:15:16,508
Loverly
1729
02:15:22,453 --> 02:15:26,651
Do come again, Mr. Doolittle. We value your patronage always
1730
02:15:26,758 --> 02:15:29,784
Thank you, my good man. Thank you. Here. Come 'ere.
1731
02:15:30,561 --> 02:15:33,189
Take the missus on a trip to Brighton with my compliments.
1732
02:15:33,264 --> 02:15:35,095
Thank you, Mr. Doolittle.
1733
02:15:36,367 --> 02:15:39,530
Jolly spot this, Harry. We must visit it more often.
1734
02:15:40,538 --> 02:15:41,493
Father?
1735
02:15:43,775 --> 02:15:47,108
Oh, no. You see, Harry, he has no mercy.
1736
02:15:47,378 --> 02:15:51,474
Sent her down to spy on me in me misery, he did. Me own flesh and blood.
1737
02:15:54,419 --> 02:15:57,479
Well, I'm miserable, all right You can tell him that straight
1738
02:15:57,588 --> 02:16:00,113
What are you talking about What are you dressed up for?
1739
02:16:00,358 --> 02:16:01,791
As if you didn't know.
1740
02:16:01,859 --> 02:16:05,590
Go on back to that Wimpole Street devil. Tell him what he's done to me.
1741
02:16:06,064 --> 02:16:07,554
What 's he done to you?
1742
02:16:08,099 --> 02:16:09,396
Ruined me, that 's all.
1743
02:16:09,467 --> 02:16:13,164
Tied me up and delivered me into the hands of middle-class morality.
1744
02:16:13,705 --> 02:16:15,104
And don't you defend him.
1745
02:16:15,173 --> 02:16:19,337
Was it 'im or was it not 'im wrote to a old American blighter named Wallingford...
1746
02:16:19,777 --> 02:16:23,975
who was giving five millions to found Moral Reform societies...
1747
02:16:24,449 --> 02:16:28,806
to tell him the most original moralis in England was Mr. Alfred P. Doolittle...
1748
02:16:29,120 --> 02:16:30,610
a common dustma
1749
02:16:32,190 --> 02:16:33,748
Sounds like one of his jokes.
1750
02:16:34,292 --> 02:16:37,181
You may call it a j It's put the lid on me. Proper.
1751
02:16:37,829 --> 02:16:42,061
The old bloke died and left me 4,000 pounds a year in his bloomin' will.
1752
02:16:43,501 --> 02:16:47,597
Who asked him to make a gentleman outta me? I was 'appy. I was free.
1753
02:16:48,206 --> 02:16:52,131
Itouched pretty nigh everyone for money when I wanted it, same as I touched him.
1754
02:16:52,510 --> 02:16:56,105
Now I'm tied neck and 'eels and everybody touches me.
1755
02:16:56,814 --> 02:16:59,703
A year ago I 'adn't a relation in the world...
1756
02:17:00,418 --> 02:17:02,511
except one or two who wouldn't speak to me.
1757
02:17:02,587 --> 02:17:06,114
Now I've 50. Not a decent week's wages amongst the 'ot of them.
1758
02:17:06,858 --> 02:17:11,522
Oh, I have to live for others now, not for meself. Middle-class morality.
1759
02:17:12,230 --> 02:17:15,563
Come on, Alfile, in a couple of hours we have to be at the church.
1760
02:17:15,633 --> 02:17:17,828
- Church? - Yeah, church.
1761
02:17:18,870 --> 02:17:20,758
The deepest cut of all.
1762
02:17:21,272 --> 02:17:24,298
Why do you think I'm dressed up like a ruddy pallbearer?
1763
02:17:25,043 --> 02:17:26,874
Your stepmother wants to marry me.
1764
02:17:27,011 --> 02:17:29,866
Now I'm respectable, she wants to be respectable.
1765
02:17:30,148 --> 02:17:33,538
If that 's the way you feel about it, why don't you give the money back?
1766
02:17:33,618 --> 02:17:35,415
That 's the tragedy of it, Eliza
1767
02:17:35,953 --> 02:17:37,818
It's easy to say chuck it...
1768
02:17:38,656 --> 02:17:40,283
but I 'aven't the nerve.
1769
02:17:40,825 --> 02:17:43,487
We're all intimidated. That 's what we are, intimidated.
1770
02:17:43,561 --> 02:17:46,223
Bought up. Yeah. That 's what I am.
1771
02:17:46,964 --> 02:17:49,489
That 's what your precious professor's brought me to.
1772
02:17:49,734 --> 02:17:51,690
Not my precious professor.
1773
02:17:52,437 --> 02:17:54,325
Oh, sent you back, 'as he?
1774
02:17:56,007 --> 02:18:00,933
First he shoves me in the middle-class, then he chucks you out for me to support
1775
02:18:01,546 --> 02:18:03,377
That 's all part of his pla...
1776
02:18:04,182 --> 02:18:05,911
but you double-cross him.
1777
02:18:06,684 --> 02:18:10,848
Don't you come back home to me. Don't you take tuppence from me.
1778
02:18:11,456 --> 02:18:14,653
You stand on your own two feet You're a lady now, you can do it
1779
02:18:15,093 --> 02:18:18,017
Yeah, that 's right, Eliza You're a lady now.
1780
02:18:18,696 --> 02:18:20,789
Eliza, it's getting awfully cold in that taxi.
1781
02:18:20,865 --> 02:18:24,653
Here, Eliza, would you like to come and see me turned of this morning? Eh?
1782
02:18:25,069 --> 02:18:27,663
St George's, Hanover Square, ten o'clock.
1783
02:18:27,805 --> 02:18:29,830
I wouldn't advise it, but you're welcome.
1784
02:18:29,907 --> 02:18:31,101
No, thank you, Dad.
1785
02:18:32,577 --> 02:18:34,340
Are you all finished here, Eliza
1786
02:18:35,346 --> 02:18:38,338
Yes, Freddy, I'm all finished here.
1787
02:18:42,253 --> 02:18:43,447
Good luck, Dad.
1788
02:18:43,955 --> 02:18:45,149
Thank you, Eliza
1789
02:19:03,107 --> 02:19:04,165
Come along, Alfile.
1790
02:19:04,242 --> 02:19:05,869
How much time have I got left?
1791
02:19:06,110 --> 02:19:08,943
There's just a few more hours
1792
02:19:09,180 --> 02:19:11,569
That's all the time you've got
1793
02:19:11,649 --> 02:19:14,038
A few more hours
1794
02:19:14,318 --> 02:19:16,684
Before they tie the knot
1795
02:19:17,622 --> 02:19:20,580
There's drinks and girls All over London
1796
02:19:20,992 --> 02:19:24,758
And I gotta track 'em down In just a few more hours
1797
02:19:25,596 --> 02:19:27,120
Set 'em up, me darlin'
1798
02:19:27,899 --> 02:19:31,357
I'm gettin'married in the mornin'
1799
02:19:32,270 --> 02:19:35,398
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime
1800
02:19:36,440 --> 02:19:40,137
Pull out the stopper Let's have a whopper
1801
02:19:40,378 --> 02:19:43,575
But get me to the church on time
1802
02:19:44,882 --> 02:19:48,113
I got to be there in the mornin'
1803
02:19:49,053 --> 02:19:51,977
Spruced up and looking in me prime
1804
02:19:53,224 --> 02:19:56,990
Girls, come and kiss me Show how you'll miss me
1805
02:19:57,061 --> 02:20:00,087
But get me to the church on time
1806
02:20:00,765 --> 02:20:04,622
If I am dancin' Roll up the floor
1807
02:20:05,002 --> 02:20:08,893
If I am whistlin' Me out the door
1808
02:20:09,941 --> 02:20:13,297
For I'm getting married in the mornin'
1809
02:20:14,178 --> 02:20:17,204
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime
1810
02:20:18,416 --> 02:20:21,943
Kick up a rumpus But don't lose the compass
1811
02:20:22,186 --> 02:20:24,074
And get me to the church
1812
02:20:26,424 --> 02:20:29,348
For God's sake Get me to the church
1813
02:20:29,827 --> 02:20:31,954
on time
1814
02:20:35,233 --> 02:20:38,430
I'm gettin'married in the mornin'
1815
02:20:39,103 --> 02:20:42,231
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime
1816
02:20:43,040 --> 02:20:46,464
Some bloke who's able Lift up the table
1817
02:20:46,777 --> 02:20:49,837
But get me to the church on time
1818
02:20:50,147 --> 02:20:53,412
If I am flyin' Then shoot me down
1819
02:20:54,118 --> 02:20:57,645
If I am wooin' Get her out of town
1820
02:20:58,322 --> 02:21:02,019
For I'm getting married in the mornin'
1821
02:21:02,693 --> 02:21:05,753
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime
1822
02:21:06,897 --> 02:21:10,424
Feather and tar me Call out the army
1823
02:21:10,534 --> 02:21:12,559
But get me to the church
1824
02:21:12,837 --> 02:21:14,429
Get me to the church
1825
02:21:14,772 --> 02:21:17,696
For God's sake Get me to the church
1826
02:21:17,775 --> 02:21:19,834
on time
1827
02:21:20,678 --> 02:21:23,670
He's gettin'married in the mornin'
1828
02:21:24,615 --> 02:21:27,607
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime
1829
02:21:28,119 --> 02:21:32,146
Come on, pull out the stopper Let's have a whopper
1830
02:21:32,423 --> 02:21:35,847
But get me to the church on time
1831
02:21:36,594 --> 02:21:39,688
He's got to be there in the mornin'
1832
02:21:40,665 --> 02:21:43,463
Spruced up and lookin'in his prime
1833
02:21:44,769 --> 02:21:48,364
Girls, come and kiss me Show how you'll miss me
1834
02:21:48,506 --> 02:21:51,566
But get me to the church on time
1835
02:21:52,009 --> 02:21:55,775
If I am dancin' Roll up the floor
1836
02:21:56,113 --> 02:22:00,072
If I am whistlin' Me out the door
1837
02:22:08,826 --> 02:22:12,489
Drug me or jail me Stamp me and mail me
1838
02:22:12,697 --> 02:22:14,528
But get me to the church
1839
02:22:14,799 --> 02:22:16,323
Get him to the church
1840
02:22:16,600 --> 02:22:21,492
For God's sake Get me to the church on time
1841
02:22:31,115 --> 02:22:34,710
Girls, come and kiss him Show how they miss him
1842
02:22:34,885 --> 02:22:37,945
But get him to the church on time
1843
02:22:47,331 --> 02:22:50,755
Kick up a rumpus But don't lose the compass
1844
02:22:51,035 --> 02:22:54,232
And get him to the church on time
1845
02:22:54,839 --> 02:22:58,172
If I am flyin' Then shoot me down
1846
02:22:58,642 --> 02:23:02,271
If I am wooin' Get her out of town
1847
02:23:03,314 --> 02:23:06,579
He's gettin'married in the mornin'
1848
02:23:07,418 --> 02:23:10,546
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime
1849
02:23:11,489 --> 02:23:15,152
Some bloke who's able Lift up the table
1850
02:23:15,326 --> 02:23:18,659
But get me to the church on time
1851
02:23:56,167 --> 02:24:01,059
Starlight is reelin' Home to bed now
1852
02:24:03,207 --> 02:24:07,769
Mornin'is smearin' up the sky
1853
02:24:10,281 --> 02:24:12,772
London is wakin'
1854
02:24:13,617 --> 02:24:16,142
Daylight is breakin'
1855
02:24:17,054 --> 02:24:19,045
Good luck, old chum
1856
02:24:19,757 --> 02:24:21,748
Good health
1857
02:24:21,826 --> 02:24:24,386
Goodbye
1858
02:24:26,964 --> 02:24:32,357
I'm gettin'married in the mornin'
1859
02:24:35,072 --> 02:24:39,998
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime
1860
02:24:41,612 --> 02:24:45,673
Hail and salute me Then haul off and boot me
1861
02:24:45,950 --> 02:24:49,772
But get him to the church Get him to the church
1862
02:24:50,321 --> 02:24:54,280
For God's sake Get him to the church
1863
02:24:54,358 --> 02:24:56,349
on time
1864
02:25:07,271 --> 02:25:09,330
Didn't she say where to send her clothes
1865
02:25:09,406 --> 02:25:11,829
ltold you, sir, she took them all with her.
1866
02:25:12,276 --> 02:25:15,040
Here's a confounded thing. Eliza' s bolted. Bolted!
1867
02:25:15,112 --> 02:25:18,570
Last night Mrs Pearce let her go without telling me a thing about it
1868
02:25:18,649 --> 02:25:20,810
What am I to do? I got tea this morning instead of cofee.
1869
02:25:20,885 --> 02:25:23,376
I don't know where anything is, what my appointments are.
1870
02:25:23,420 --> 02:25:25,615
- Eliza' d know. - Damn it, she's gone!
1871
02:25:25,689 --> 02:25:28,055
Did either of you gentlemen frighten her last night
1872
02:25:28,125 --> 02:25:30,150
We hardly said a word to her. You were there.
1873
02:25:30,227 --> 02:25:31,854
Did you bully her after I went to bed?
1874
02:25:31,929 --> 02:25:33,726
She threw the slippers at me.
1875
02:25:33,797 --> 02:25:35,287
I never gave her the slightest provocation.
1876
02:25:35,366 --> 02:25:38,096
The slippers came bang at my head before I uttered a word.
1877
02:25:38,168 --> 02:25:42,264
She used the most disgraceful language. I was shocked! I don't understand it
1878
02:25:42,339 --> 02:25:44,830
We always gave her every consideration. She admitted it
1879
02:25:44,909 --> 02:25:45,773
I'm dashed!
1880
02:25:45,843 --> 02:25:49,335
Oh, Pickering, for God's sake, stop being dashed and do something!
1881
02:25:49,480 --> 02:25:52,108
Phone the police. What are they there for in heaven's name?
1882
02:25:52,182 --> 02:25:54,707
You can' t give Eliza' s name to the police...
1883
02:25:54,785 --> 02:25:56,912
as if she were a thief or a lost umbrella
1884
02:25:56,987 --> 02:25:58,909
But why not I want to find the girl.
1885
02:25:58,989 --> 02:26:01,253
She belongs to me. I paid five pounds for her.
1886
02:26:01,959 --> 02:26:04,621
Quite right Hello. Scotland Yard, please?
1887
02:26:04,962 --> 02:26:06,918
Get me some cofee, would you please?
1888
02:26:08,132 --> 02:26:09,190
Scotland Yard?
1889
02:26:10,067 --> 02:26:13,924
I beg your pardon, yes This is, this is Colonel Pickering speaking.
1890
02:26:15,072 --> 02:26:17,768
27 A Wimpole Street
1891
02:26:18,275 --> 02:26:20,505
I want to report a missing person.
1892
02:26:21,178 --> 02:26:23,476
Miss Eliza Doolittle.
1893
02:26:24,481 --> 02:26:25,436
About 21.
1894
02:26:26,650 --> 02:26:29,505
Oh, I should say about 5 foot 7.
1895
02:26:30,754 --> 02:26:34,713
Her eyes Let me think now. Her eyes Her eyes- -
1896
02:26:35,059 --> 02:26:36,822
- Brown. - Brown.
1897
02:26:39,563 --> 02:26:44,296
Her hair? Oh, good Lord. Well, sort of nondescript neutral sort of- -
1898
02:26:44,368 --> 02:26:45,995
Brown, brown, brown!
1899
02:26:46,103 --> 02:26:48,594
You heard what he said? Brown, brown, brown, yes
1900
02:26:48,872 --> 02:26:51,295
No, no, no. This is her residence. 27 A...
1901
02:26:51,442 --> 02:26:55,230
Yes, about between 3:00 and 4:00 this morning, I understand.
1902
02:26:56,413 --> 02:26:59,507
No, no, no... No, she's no relation, no.
1903
02:27:00,451 --> 02:27:03,249
Well, just let's call her a good friend, shall we?
1904
02:27:03,854 --> 02:27:05,116
I beg your pardon?
1905
02:27:05,422 --> 02:27:08,186
Listen to me, my man, I don't like the tenor of that question.
1906
02:27:08,258 --> 02:27:10,647
What the girl does here is our affair.
1907
02:27:11,929 --> 02:27:15,285
Your affair is to get her back so she can continue doing it
1908
02:27:16,033 --> 02:27:17,523
Well, I'm dashed!
1909
02:27:20,070 --> 02:27:23,062
What in all, in heaven Could have prompted her to go?
1910
02:27:23,140 --> 02:27:25,233
After such a triumph at the ball
1911
02:27:26,176 --> 02:27:27,700
What could have depressed her?
1912
02:27:27,778 --> 02:27:31,373
What could have possessed her? I cannot understand the wretch at all
1913
02:27:33,917 --> 02:27:37,774
Higgins, I have an old school chum at the Home Ofice. Perhaps he could help.
1914
02:27:38,122 --> 02:27:39,612
Think I'll give him a ring.
1915
02:27:41,525 --> 02:27:44,221
Whitehall: 7244, please.
1916
02:27:46,897 --> 02:27:49,422
Women are irrational That's all there is to that
1917
02:27:49,633 --> 02:27:51,897
Their heads are full of Cotton, hay and rags
1918
02:27:52,736 --> 02:27:56,502
They're nothing but exasperating Irritating, vacillating, calculating
1919
02:27:56,573 --> 02:27:59,303
Agitating, maddening And infuriating hags
1920
02:28:00,844 --> 02:28:04,007
I want to speak to Mr. Brewster Budgin, please.
1921
02:28:04,982 --> 02:28:06,415
Yes, I'll wait
1922
02:28:11,789 --> 02:28:15,816
Pickering, why can' t a woman be more like a man?
1923
02:28:16,694 --> 02:28:17,820
I beg your pardon?
1924
02:28:18,429 --> 02:28:21,728
Yes, why can' t a woman be more like a man?
1925
02:28:22,599 --> 02:28:25,295
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square
1926
02:28:25,703 --> 02:28:28,467
Eternally noble, historically fair
1927
02:28:29,139 --> 02:28:31,733
Who, when you win Will always give your back a pat?
1928
02:28:32,576 --> 02:28:34,840
Why can't a woman be like that?
1929
02:28:36,280 --> 02:28:38,771
Why does every one do What the others do?
1930
02:28:39,717 --> 02:28:42,049
Can't a woman learn to use her head?
1931
02:28:43,153 --> 02:28:45,519
Why do they do everything Their mothers do?
1932
02:28:45,989 --> 02:28:49,322
Why don't they grow up Well, like their father instead?
1933
02:28:49,526 --> 02:28:52,017
Why can't a woman take after a man?
1934
02:28:52,663 --> 02:28:55,518
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please
1935
02:28:56,033 --> 02:28:58,661
Whenever you're with them You're always at ease
1936
02:28:59,369 --> 02:29:01,860
Would you be slighted If I didn't speak for hours?
1937
02:29:02,573 --> 02:29:05,167
Would you be livid If I had a drink or two?
1938
02:29:05,909 --> 02:29:08,469
Would you be wounded If I never sent you flowers?
1939
02:29:08,946 --> 02:29:11,676
Well, why can't a woman be like you?
1940
02:29:13,117 --> 02:29:15,347
One man in a million may shout a bit
1941
02:29:16,487 --> 02:29:18,853
Now and then There's one with slight defects
1942
02:29:19,857 --> 02:29:22,348
One perhaps whose truthfulness You doubt a bit
1943
02:29:22,392 --> 02:29:26,158
But by and large We are a marvelous sex
1944
02:29:26,463 --> 02:29:28,852
Why can't a woman take after a man?
1945
02:29:29,600 --> 02:29:32,296
Cause men are so friendly Good-natured and kind
1946
02:29:32,870 --> 02:29:35,600
A better companion You never will find
1947
02:29:36,340 --> 02:29:39,195
If I were hours late for dinner Would you bellow?
1948
02:29:39,510 --> 02:29:42,240
If I forgot your silly birthday Would you fuss?
1949
02:29:42,713 --> 02:29:45,477
Would you complain If I took out another fellow?
1950
02:29:45,983 --> 02:29:48,679
Well, why can't a woman be like us?
1951
02:29:52,422 --> 02:29:53,719
Is Mr. Brewster Budgin there?
1952
02:29:54,925 --> 02:29:59,191
Bruzzie. Oh, Bruzzie, you'll never guess who this is
1953
02:30:00,564 --> 02:30:04,125
You're quite right, it is Good heavens By George, what a memory.
1954
02:30:05,435 --> 02:30:08,131
How are you, Bruzzie? Nice to hear your voice.
1955
02:30:09,173 --> 02:30:12,131
What? You don't say. Has it really been 30 years, Bruzzie?
1956
02:30:12,943 --> 02:30:14,205
Quite right Yes, oceans of water.
1957
02:30:14,278 --> 02:30:16,576
Listen, Bruzzie, I'll tell you why I rang up.
1958
02:30:16,647 --> 02:30:20,413
Something rather unpleasant happened at this end. Could I come and see you?
1959
02:30:20,484 --> 02:30:22,509
Well, I could, yes Now, straight away?
1960
02:30:22,586 --> 02:30:23,780
Right Good. Thank you.
1961
02:30:23,854 --> 02:30:25,913
Goodbye, Bruzzie. Thank you very much.
1962
02:30:33,397 --> 02:30:36,059
Mrs Pearce, I'm going along to the Home Ofice.
1963
02:30:36,934 --> 02:30:39,198
I do hope you find her, Colonel Pickering.
1964
02:30:39,336 --> 02:30:40,928
Mr. Higgins will miss her.
1965
02:30:41,338 --> 02:30:44,694
Mr. Higgins will miss her, eh? Blast Mr. Higgins, I'll miss her!
1966
02:30:56,887 --> 02:30:58,980
- Mrs Pearce? - Yes, sir.
1967
02:30:59,389 --> 02:31:00,378
Where's the Colonel?
1968
02:31:00,457 --> 02:31:02,379
He's gone to the Home Ofice, sir.
1969
02:31:03,694 --> 02:31:08,620
There you are. I'm disturbed and he runs for help. Now there's a good fellow.
1970
02:31:10,467 --> 02:31:12,856
Mrs Pearce, you're a woman.
1971
02:31:14,204 --> 02:31:17,002
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
1972
02:31:17,875 --> 02:31:20,708
Men are so decent Such regular chaps
1973
02:31:21,111 --> 02:31:23,739
Ready to help you Through any mishaps
1974
02:31:24,348 --> 02:31:26,839
Ready to buck you up Whenever you are glum
1975
02:31:27,551 --> 02:31:30,213
Why can't a woman be a chum?
1976
02:31:31,455 --> 02:31:33,946
Why is thinking Something women never do?
1977
02:31:34,858 --> 02:31:37,349
And why is logic never even tried?
1978
02:31:38,095 --> 02:31:40,689
Straightening up their hair Is all they ever do
1979
02:31:41,131 --> 02:31:44,589
Why don't they straighten up The mess that's inside?
1980
02:31:44,668 --> 02:31:47,262
Why can't a woman behave like a man?
1981
02:31:47,971 --> 02:31:50,531
If I was a woman Who'd been to a ball
1982
02:31:51,241 --> 02:31:53,903
Been hailed as a princess By one and by all
1983
02:31:54,544 --> 02:31:57,069
Would I start weeping Like a bathtub overflowing?
1984
02:31:57,648 --> 02:32:00,139
Or carry on as if my home Were in a tree?
1985
02:32:00,784 --> 02:32:03,514
Would I run off And never tell me where I'm going?
1986
02:32:04,021 --> 02:32:06,751
Why can't a woman be like me?
1987
02:32:11,295 --> 02:32:14,184
You mean that after you'd done this wonderful thing for them...
1988
02:32:14,264 --> 02:32:15,754
without making a mistake...
1989
02:32:15,832 --> 02:32:17,823
they just sat there and never said a word?
1990
02:32:17,901 --> 02:32:21,723
Never petted you, or admired you, or told you how splendid you'd been?
1991
02:32:21,805 --> 02:32:22,703
Not a word.
1992
02:32:22,773 --> 02:32:25,765
They just congratulated each other on how marvelous they'd been.
1993
02:32:25,842 --> 02:32:28,333
The next moment, how glad they were it was all over...
1994
02:32:28,412 --> 02:32:30,243
and what a bore it had all been.
1995
02:32:30,314 --> 02:32:33,374
This is simply appalling. I should not have thrown my slippers at him.
1996
02:32:33,450 --> 02:32:35,441
Ishould have thrown the fire irons
1997
02:32:36,019 --> 02:32:37,043
Who's that?
1998
02:32:37,321 --> 02:32:40,017
Henry. I knew it wouldn't be too long.
1999
02:32:41,625 --> 02:32:42,785
Now, remember...
2000
02:32:43,727 --> 02:32:47,424
you not only danced with a prince last night, you behaved like a princess.
2001
02:32:54,938 --> 02:32:57,236
Mother, the most confounded thing... Do you...
2002
02:33:01,211 --> 02:33:02,109
You!
2003
02:33:02,980 --> 02:33:05,642
Good afternoon, Professor Higgins Are you quite well?
2004
02:33:07,551 --> 02:33:11,681
Of course you are. You are never ill. Would you care for some tea
2005
02:33:12,456 --> 02:33:15,254
Don't you dare try that game on me. Itaught it to you.
2006
02:33:15,659 --> 02:33:17,217
Get up, come home and stop being a fool.
2007
02:33:17,294 --> 02:33:18,818
You've caused me enough trouble.
2008
02:33:18,895 --> 02:33:22,922
Very nicely put indeed, Henry. No woman could resist such an invitation.
2009
02:33:23,000 --> 02:33:24,797
How did this baggage get here?
2010
02:33:24,868 --> 02:33:27,826
Eliza came to see me this morning and I was delighted to have her.
2011
02:33:27,904 --> 02:33:30,668
If you don't promise to behave yourself lmust as you to leave.
2012
02:33:30,741 --> 02:33:32,971
You mean, I'm to put on my Sunday manners for this...
2013
02:33:33,043 --> 02:33:36,638
thing that I created out of the squashed cabbage leaves of Covent Garden?
2014
02:33:36,713 --> 02:33:38,408
That 's precisely what I mea
2015
02:33:40,217 --> 02:33:42,947
However did you learn good manners with my son around?
2016
02:33:43,553 --> 02:33:46,784
It was very dificult I should never have known how ladies...
2017
02:33:46,857 --> 02:33:49,519
and gentlemen behave if it hadn't been for Colonel Pickering.
2018
02:33:52,229 --> 02:33:54,094
He showed me that he felt and thought about me...
2019
02:33:54,164 --> 02:33:57,019
as if I were something better than a common flower girl.
2020
02:34:00,370 --> 02:34:03,533
You see, Mrs Higgins, apart from the things one can pick up...
2021
02:34:04,307 --> 02:34:07,868
the diference between a lady and a flower girl isn 't how she behaves...
2022
02:34:07,944 --> 02:34:09,571
but how she is treated.
2023
02:34:12,649 --> 02:34:14,844
Ishall always be a flower girl to Professor Higgins...
2024
02:34:14,918 --> 02:34:18,046
because he always treats me as a flower girl and always will.
2025
02:34:19,456 --> 02:34:21,583
I know I'll always be a lady to Colonel Pickering...
2026
02:34:21,658 --> 02:34:24,456
because he always treats me as a lady and always will.
2027
02:34:29,866 --> 02:34:31,356
Henry, don't grind your teeth.
2028
02:34:31,401 --> 02:34:34,234
The bishop is here, Madam. Shall I show him into the garden?
2029
02:34:34,304 --> 02:34:36,693
The bishop and the professor? Good heavens, no!
2030
02:34:36,907 --> 02:34:38,534
Ishould be excommunicated.
2031
02:34:39,009 --> 02:34:40,601
I'll see him in the library.
2032
02:34:41,711 --> 02:34:44,373
Eliza, if my son starts breaking up things...
2033
02:34:44,581 --> 02:34:47,072
I give you full permission to have him evicted.
2034
02:34:47,350 --> 02:34:51,582
Henry dear, I suggest you stick to two subjects: The weather and your health.
2035
02:35:19,416 --> 02:35:21,441
You've had a bit of your own back, as you say.
2036
02:35:21,518 --> 02:35:25,181
Have you had enough and are you going to be reasonable or do you want any more?
2037
02:35:25,255 --> 02:35:27,052
You want me back to pick up your slippers...
2038
02:35:27,124 --> 02:35:30,048
and put up with your tempers and fetch and carry for you.
2039
02:35:30,227 --> 02:35:31,854
I didn't say I wanted you back at all.
2040
02:35:31,928 --> 02:35:33,520
Indeed? Then what are we talking about
2041
02:35:33,597 --> 02:35:35,258
Well, about you, not about me.
2042
02:35:35,499 --> 02:35:37,797
If you come back you'll be treated as you've always been.
2043
02:35:37,868 --> 02:35:40,359
I can' t change my nature or my manners
2044
02:35:40,403 --> 02:35:43,201
My manners are exactly the same as Colonel Pickering's
2045
02:35:43,340 --> 02:35:46,605
That 's not true. He treats a flower girl as if she were a duchess.
2046
02:35:47,277 --> 02:35:49,507
And I treat a duchess as if she was a flower girl.
2047
02:35:49,579 --> 02:35:51,376
Oh, I see. The same to everybody.
2048
02:35:52,215 --> 02:35:54,979
You see, the great secret is not a question of good manners...
2049
02:35:55,051 --> 02:35:58,509
or bad manners or any particular sort of manners...
2050
02:35:59,022 --> 02:36:02,378
but having the same manner for all human souls
2051
02:36:04,261 --> 02:36:06,684
The question is not whether I treat you rudely...
2052
02:36:06,763 --> 02:36:09,789
but whether you've ever heard me treat anyone else better.
2053
02:36:10,300 --> 02:36:12,461
I don't care how you treat me.
2054
02:36:12,536 --> 02:36:15,198
I don't mind your swearing at me. Ishouldn't mind a black eye.
2055
02:36:15,272 --> 02:36:18,127
I've had one before this But I won't be passed over!
2056
02:36:18,775 --> 02:36:20,663
Get out of my way, for I won't stop for you.
2057
02:36:20,744 --> 02:36:22,666
You talk about me as though I was a motorbus
2058
02:36:22,746 --> 02:36:26,705
So you are a motorbus All bounce and go and no consideration for anybody.
2059
02:36:27,417 --> 02:36:30,181
But I can get along without you. Don't you think I can' t
2060
02:36:30,253 --> 02:36:32,278
I know you ca I told you, you could.
2061
02:36:36,092 --> 02:36:38,322
You've never wondered, I suppose, whether...
2062
02:36:38,762 --> 02:36:40,992
whether I could get along without you?
2063
02:36:42,399 --> 02:36:45,425
Don't you try to get around me. You'll have to.
2064
02:36:46,636 --> 02:36:48,900
So I can, without you or any soul on Earth.
2065
02:36:52,409 --> 02:36:56,539
Ishall miss you, Eliza I've learned something from your idiotic notions
2066
02:36:57,280 --> 02:36:59,805
I confess that humbly and gratefully.
2067
02:37:02,786 --> 02:37:05,175
Well, you have my voice on your gramophone.
2068
02:37:05,255 --> 02:37:09,385
When you feel lonely without me you ca turn it on. It has no feelings to hurt
2069
02:37:11,261 --> 02:37:14,025
Well, I can' t turn your soul on.
2070
02:37:16,666 --> 02:37:18,930
Oh, you are a devil!
2071
02:37:19,903 --> 02:37:22,394
You can twist the heart in a girl just as easily...
2072
02:37:22,472 --> 02:37:24,702
as some can twist her arms to hurt her.
2073
02:37:25,041 --> 02:37:26,736
What am I to come back for?
2074
02:37:27,177 --> 02:37:29,270
For the fun of it That 's why I took you on.
2075
02:37:29,346 --> 02:37:31,906
You may throw me out tomorrow if I don't do everything you want.
2076
02:37:31,982 --> 02:37:35,645
Yes And you may walk out tomorrow if I don't do everything you want.
2077
02:37:35,719 --> 02:37:36,913
And live with my father?
2078
02:37:36,987 --> 02:37:39,353
Yes, or sell flowers Would you rather marry Pickering?
2079
02:37:39,422 --> 02:37:43,279
I wouldn't marry you if you asked me and you're nearer my age then what he is
2080
02:37:43,760 --> 02:37:46,251
I'll talk as I like. You're not my teacher now.
2081
02:37:46,763 --> 02:37:49,254
That 's not what I want and don't you think it is
2082
02:37:49,666 --> 02:37:51,930
I've always had chaps enough wanting me that way.
2083
02:37:52,002 --> 02:37:55,096
Freddy Hill writes me twice and three times a day. Sheets and sheets.
2084
02:37:55,171 --> 02:37:58,868
In short, you want me to be as infatuated about you as he is, is that it
2085
02:37:59,242 --> 02:38:03,235
No, I don't That 's not the sort of feeling I want from you.
2086
02:38:04,314 --> 02:38:05,838
I want a little kindness.
2087
02:38:06,683 --> 02:38:10,016
I know I'm a common, ignorant girl, and you're a book-learned gentleman...
2088
02:38:10,086 --> 02:38:12,111
but I'm not dirt under your feet
2089
02:38:12,789 --> 02:38:17,783
What I done... what I did was not for the taxis and the dresses...
2090
02:38:18,194 --> 02:38:21,857
but because we were pleasant together and I come to... came...
2091
02:38:23,199 --> 02:38:24,598
to care for you.
2092
02:38:25,235 --> 02:38:26,600
Not to want you to make love to me...
2093
02:38:26,670 --> 02:38:29,298
and not forgetting the diference between us, but...
2094
02:38:30,073 --> 02:38:31,734
more friendly like.
2095
02:38:33,943 --> 02:38:36,070
Well, of course. That 's how I feel.
2096
02:38:36,813 --> 02:38:40,601
And how Pickering feels Eliza, you're a fool!
2097
02:38:40,717 --> 02:38:42,116
That 's not the proper answer.
2098
02:38:42,185 --> 02:38:43,914
It's the only answer till you stop being a idiot
2099
02:38:43,987 --> 02:38:46,148
If you want to be a lady, you must stop feeling neglected...
2100
02:38:46,222 --> 02:38:48,645
if the men don't spend half their time sniveling over you...
2101
02:38:48,725 --> 02:38:50,784
and the other half giving you black eyes
2102
02:38:50,860 --> 02:38:53,351
You find me cold, unfeeling, selfish, don't you?
2103
02:38:53,797 --> 02:38:55,662
Of with you to the sort of people you like.
2104
02:38:55,732 --> 02:38:57,654
Marry a sentimental hog with lots of money...
2105
02:38:57,734 --> 02:39:00,498
and thick lips to kiss you, and thick boots to kick you.
2106
02:39:00,570 --> 02:39:03,334
If you can' t appreciate what you've got, you'd better get what you can appreciate.
2107
02:39:03,773 --> 02:39:06,901
I can' t talk to you. You always turn everything against me.
2108
02:39:07,010 --> 02:39:08,568
I'm always in the wrong.
2109
02:39:09,145 --> 02:39:11,170
Don't be too sure you have me under your feet...
2110
02:39:11,247 --> 02:39:13,238
to be trampled on and talked down.
2111
02:39:13,483 --> 02:39:16,509
I'll marry Freddy, I will, as soon as I'm able to support him.
2112
02:39:18,888 --> 02:39:21,118
That poor devil who couldn't get a job as an errand boy...
2113
02:39:21,191 --> 02:39:23,147
even if he had the guts to try for it
2114
02:39:23,226 --> 02:39:26,855
Woman, don't you understand? I have made you a consort for a king!
2115
02:39:27,163 --> 02:39:30,121
Freddy loves me. That makes him king enough for me.
2116
02:39:30,266 --> 02:39:33,224
I don't want him to work. He wasn't brought up to do it as I was.
2117
02:39:33,303 --> 02:39:34,736
I'll go and be a teacher.
2118
02:39:35,438 --> 02:39:37,429
What 'll you teach, in heaven's name?
2119
02:39:37,540 --> 02:39:40,065
What you taught me. I'll teach phonetics
2120
02:39:44,447 --> 02:39:48,713
I'll ofer myself as an assistant to that brilliant Hungaria
2121
02:39:49,586 --> 02:39:53,249
What, that imposter? That humbug? That toadying ignoramus
2122
02:39:53,656 --> 02:39:55,817
Teach him my methods, my discoveries
2123
02:39:55,892 --> 02:39:58,520
You take one step in that direction, I'll wring your neck!
2124
02:39:58,595 --> 02:40:02,053
Wring away! What do I care? I knew you'd strike me one day.
2125
02:40:05,335 --> 02:40:08,259
That 's done you, 'Enry 'lggins, it 'as.
2126
02:40:08,371 --> 02:40:11,431
Now, I don't care for your bullyin' an'your big talk.
2127
02:40:12,742 --> 02:40:14,630
What a fool I was
2128
02:40:14,711 --> 02:40:16,338
What a dominated fool
2129
02:40:16,613 --> 02:40:19,411
To think you were the Earth and sky
2130
02:40:20,016 --> 02:40:21,711
What a fool I was
2131
02:40:21,785 --> 02:40:23,480
What an addle-pated fool
2132
02:40:23,686 --> 02:40:27,076
What a mutton-headed dolt was I
2133
02:40:28,258 --> 02:40:31,489
No, my reverberating friend
2134
02:40:31,961 --> 02:40:36,091
You are not the beginning and the end
2135
02:40:38,868 --> 02:40:40,358
You impudent hussy!
2136
02:40:40,570 --> 02:40:44,734
There's not an idea in your head or a word in your mouth that I haven't put there.
2137
02:40:46,609 --> 02:40:51,205
There'll be spring every year Without you
2138
02:40:52,048 --> 02:40:55,245
England still will be here Without you
2139
02:40:55,952 --> 02:40:59,683
There'll be fruit on the tree And a shore by the sea
2140
02:40:59,756 --> 02:41:02,953
There'll be crumpets and tea Without you
2141
02:41:03,560 --> 02:41:06,688
Art and music will thrive Without you
2142
02:41:07,397 --> 02:41:10,560
Somehow Keats will survive Without you
2143
02:41:11,201 --> 02:41:14,989
And there still will be rain On that plain down in Spain
2144
02:41:15,104 --> 02:41:18,301
Even that will remain Without you
2145
02:41:18,875 --> 02:41:20,638
I can do
2146
02:41:22,579 --> 02:41:24,012
Without you
2147
02:41:25,248 --> 02:41:27,978
You, dear friend
2148
02:41:28,051 --> 02:41:31,282
Who talk so well
2149
02:41:32,589 --> 02:41:36,081
You can go to
2150
02:41:36,292 --> 02:41:38,954
Hartford, Hereford and Hampshire
2151
02:41:39,629 --> 02:41:42,553
They can still rule the land Without you
2152
02:41:43,233 --> 02:41:46,498
Windsor Castle will stand Without you
2153
02:41:47,036 --> 02:41:50,699
And without much ado We can all muddle through
2154
02:41:50,773 --> 02:41:52,536
Without you!
2155
02:41:52,775 --> 02:41:54,504
You brazen hussy!
2156
02:41:55,211 --> 02:41:58,942
Without your pulling it The tide comes in
2157
02:41:59,516 --> 02:42:03,407
Without your twirling it The Earth can spin
2158
02:42:03,586 --> 02:42:08,114
Without your pushing them The clouds roll by
2159
02:42:08,892 --> 02:42:14,023
If they can do without you, Ducky So can I
2160
02:42:14,297 --> 02:42:17,789
I shall not feel alone Without you
2161
02:42:18,034 --> 02:42:21,231
I can stand on my own Without you
2162
02:42:21,804 --> 02:42:25,570
So go back in your shell I can do bloody well...
2163
02:42:26,142 --> 02:42:29,908
By George, I really did it I did it, I did it
2164
02:42:30,079 --> 02:42:32,741
I said I'd make a woman And indeed I did
2165
02:42:32,916 --> 02:42:35,646
I knew that I could do it I knew it, I knew it
2166
02:42:35,818 --> 02:42:38,343
I said I'd make a woman And succeed I did
2167
02:42:38,721 --> 02:42:40,211
Eliza, you're magnificent
2168
02:42:40,890 --> 02:42:43,415
Five minutes ago you were a millstone around my neck...
2169
02:42:43,493 --> 02:42:45,518
and now you're a tower of strength.
2170
02:42:45,595 --> 02:42:47,222
A consort battleship.
2171
02:42:48,598 --> 02:42:50,190
I like you this way.
2172
02:42:52,435 --> 02:42:56,257
Goodbye, Professor Higgins You shall not be seeing me again.
2173
02:43:09,919 --> 02:43:10,977
Mother!
2174
02:43:12,388 --> 02:43:13,446
Mother!
2175
02:43:14,257 --> 02:43:16,213
What is it, Henry? What 's happened?
2176
02:43:18,328 --> 02:43:19,386
She's gone.
2177
02:43:19,596 --> 02:43:21,791
Well, of course, dear. What did you expect
2178
02:43:25,668 --> 02:43:26,794
What am I to do?
2179
02:43:26,936 --> 02:43:28,369
Do without, I suppose.
2180
02:43:30,306 --> 02:43:32,069
And so I shall.
2181
02:43:35,345 --> 02:43:38,337
If the Higgins' oxygen burns up her little lungs...
2182
02:43:38,448 --> 02:43:40,871
let her seek some stufiness that suits her.
2183
02:43:42,018 --> 02:43:45,510
She's an owl sickened by a few days of my sunshine.
2184
02:43:45,888 --> 02:43:47,879
Let her go. I can do without her.
2185
02:43:47,957 --> 02:43:50,255
I can do without anyone. I have my own soul!
2186
02:43:50,493 --> 02:43:53,326
My own spark of divine fire!
2187
02:43:57,567 --> 02:43:58,898
Bravo, Eliza
2188
02:44:19,322 --> 02:44:22,485
Damn, damn, damn, damn
2189
02:44:24,827 --> 02:44:26,658
I've grown accustomed to her face
2190
02:44:30,800 --> 02:44:32,495
She almost makes the day begin
2191
02:44:33,970 --> 02:44:37,235
I've grown accustomed to the tune That she whistles night and noon
2192
02:44:37,407 --> 02:44:41,138
Her smiles, her frowns Her ups, her downs
2193
02:44:41,277 --> 02:44:43,006
Are second nature to me now
2194
02:44:44,447 --> 02:44:46,335
Like breathing out and breathing in
2195
02:44:47,817 --> 02:44:51,173
I was serenely independent and content Before we met
2196
02:44:51,788 --> 02:44:54,746
Surely I could always be that way again
2197
02:44:56,893 --> 02:45:00,624
And yet I've grown Accustomed to her looks
2198
02:45:01,564 --> 02:45:03,122
Accustomed to her voice
2199
02:45:03,900 --> 02:45:07,666
Accustomed to her face
2200
02:45:22,485 --> 02:45:23,645
Marry Freddy.
2201
02:45:24,387 --> 02:45:28,153
What an infantile idea What a heartless, wicked, brainless thing to do.
2202
02:45:29,225 --> 02:45:31,921
But she'll regret it She'll regret it
2203
02:45:32,462 --> 02:45:35,124
It's doomed before they even take the vow!
2204
02:45:36,766 --> 02:45:40,463
I can see her now Mrs. Freddy Eynsford-Hill
2205
02:45:40,636 --> 02:45:42,866
In a wretched little flat above a store
2206
02:45:43,740 --> 02:45:46,629
I can see her now, not a penny in the till
2207
02:45:46,709 --> 02:45:49,007
And a bill collector beating at the door
2208
02:45:49,812 --> 02:45:52,076
She'll try to teach the things I taught her
2209
02:45:52,715 --> 02:45:54,774
And end up selling flowers instead
2210
02:45:55,752 --> 02:45:57,640
Begging for her bread and water
2211
02:45:58,254 --> 02:46:00,950
While her husband has His breakfast in bed
2212
02:46:04,560 --> 02:46:09,020
In a year or so When she's prematurely gray
2213
02:46:09,098 --> 02:46:11,953
And the blossom in her cheek Has turned to chalk
2214
02:46:12,769 --> 02:46:15,966
She'll come home and lo He'll have upped and run away
2215
02:46:16,105 --> 02:46:18,960
With a social-climbing heiress From New York
2216
02:46:19,242 --> 02:46:20,539
Poor Eliza
2217
02:46:20,610 --> 02:46:22,271
How simply frightful
2218
02:46:22,345 --> 02:46:23,937
How humiliating
2219
02:46:24,647 --> 02:46:26,171
How delightful
2220
02:46:28,985 --> 02:46:31,579
How poignant it will be On that inevitable night
2221
02:46:32,054 --> 02:46:34,443
When she hammers on my door In tears and rags
2222
02:46:35,258 --> 02:46:38,352
Miserable and lonely Repentant and contrite
2223
02:46:39,162 --> 02:46:41,494
Will I take her in Or hurl her to the wolves?
2224
02:46:41,764 --> 02:46:44,324
Give her kindness Or the treatment she deserves?
2225
02:46:45,001 --> 02:46:48,232
Will I take her back Or throw the baggage out?
2226
02:46:51,174 --> 02:46:53,005
Well, I'm a most forgiving man
2227
02:46:54,010 --> 02:46:56,570
The sort who never could, ever would
2228
02:46:57,046 --> 02:47:00,140
Take a position and staunchly never budge
2229
02:47:03,786 --> 02:47:05,481
A most forgiving man
2230
02:47:08,758 --> 02:47:10,783
But I shall never take her back
2231
02:47:11,928 --> 02:47:13,725
If she were crawling on her knees
2232
02:47:14,664 --> 02:47:17,326
Let her promise to atone Let her shiver, let her moan
2233
02:47:17,400 --> 02:47:21,063
I'll slam the door And let the hellcat freeze
2234
02:47:24,207 --> 02:47:25,799
Marry Freddy.
2235
02:47:40,723 --> 02:47:42,918
But I'm so used to hear her say
2236
02:47:43,793 --> 02:47:45,454
"Good morning" every day
2237
02:47:46,329 --> 02:47:48,285
Her joys, her woes
2238
02:47:48,965 --> 02:47:51,559
Her highs, her lows
2239
02:47:51,767 --> 02:47:53,758
Are second nature to me now
2240
02:47:55,705 --> 02:47:57,832
Like breathing out and breathing in
2241
02:47:59,809 --> 02:48:03,370
I'm very grateful she's a woman And so easy to forget
2242
02:48:04,380 --> 02:48:07,713
Rather like a habit One can always break
2243
02:48:10,486 --> 02:48:14,479
And yet I've grown Accustomed to the trace
2244
02:48:15,491 --> 02:48:18,016
Of something in the air
2245
02:48:19,495 --> 02:48:24,023
Accustomed to her face
2246
02:50:01,697 --> 02:50:06,657
Oh, we are proud. He ain't above givin'lessons, not 'im. I 'eard 'im say so.
2247
02:50:07,336 --> 02:50:09,292
I ain't come here to ask for any compliment...
2248
02:50:09,372 --> 02:50:12,170
and if my money's not good enough, I can go elsewhere.
2249
02:50:12,675 --> 02:50:13,903
Good enough for what?
2250
02:50:14,076 --> 02:50:16,567
Good enough for you. Now you know, don'tcha?
2251
02:50:17,079 --> 02:50:19,274
I'm come to 'ave lessons, I am. And to pay for 'em, too...
2252
02:50:19,348 --> 02:50:20,406
make no mistake.
2253
02:50:20,483 --> 02:50:22,246
What is it you want, my girl?
2254
02:50:22,318 --> 02:50:25,708
I want to be a lady in a flow'r shop 'stead o' sellin'...
2255
02:50:25,821 --> 02:50:28,016
at the corner of Tottenham Court Road.
2256
02:50:28,324 --> 02:50:32,818
But they won't take me unless I can talk more genteel. He said he could teach me.
2257
02:50:33,562 --> 02:50:38,556
Well, 'ere I am ready to pay, not askin' any favor, and he treats me as if I was dirt.
2258
02:50:39,335 --> 02:50:43,101
I know what lessons cost as well as you do and I'm ready t'pay.
2259
02:50:43,739 --> 02:50:46,572
I won't give more than a shillin'. Take it or leave it.
2260
02:50:47,243 --> 02:50:51,202
It's almost irresistible. She's so deliciously low...
2261
02:50:52,014 --> 02:50:54,608
so horribly dirty. I'll take it.
2262
02:50:55,317 --> 02:50:57,979
I'll make a duchess of this draggle-tailed guttersnipe.
2263
02:51:00,322 --> 02:51:02,984
I washed my face and 'ands before I come, I did.
2264
02:51:17,740 --> 02:51:19,696
Where the devil are my slippers