1 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:12,320 Get your Yankee ass off my property Don't care if the bank 2 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:18,440 gave you a deed This farm's been kind of land for 3 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:24,220 generations Since we beat back them plenty Japanese 4 00:00:24,220 --> 00:00:28,840 In the war of 1812, bring our boys home 5 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:32,560 Hell no. Hey, man, let me drive that thing. Come on. Touch the trim. 6 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:35,620 Oh, 7 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:36,800 not again. 8 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,600 Damn it. I've got to get out of my book of memories. 9 00:00:41,020 --> 00:00:42,020 Why not just leave it, son? 10 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:44,420 Keep them in your heart. Your mind brain. 11 00:00:44,900 --> 00:00:48,280 You know, like that time we went to Rat World down Orlando Way? 12 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:52,340 You ain't never took me to Rat World. There ain't no proof of that now. You 13 00:00:52,340 --> 00:00:55,940 can't neither confirm nor deny how I shot my wife when you were younger. 14 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,020 I grabbed this one as I jumped out the window. 15 00:01:01,380 --> 00:01:03,660 I know how much you love this picture. 16 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:07,820 I always enjoy them tennis times we had with that family that came with the 17 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:08,499 photo album. 18 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:10,100 Them was fun times we had. 19 00:01:10,420 --> 00:01:13,100 With that black family that played tennis all the time. 20 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:16,060 I think the dad pushes them girls too hard. 21 00:01:16,540 --> 00:01:17,900 Sure, they're successful. 22 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:20,920 But are they really happy? 23 00:01:22,900 --> 00:01:24,140 Oh, God! It's him! 24 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:25,400 That's all fit! 25 00:01:25,420 --> 00:01:26,420 I'm going in! 26 00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:38,420 My University of Georgia 1980 National Championship Special Edition Junkyard 27 00:01:38,420 --> 00:01:41,860 Red Soda. Thank you, sweet Lord, he saved us soda. 28 00:01:43,260 --> 00:01:44,400 What about Aunt Lil? 29 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:47,400 You're right. Where is she? 30 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:50,660 My pillow top mattress. 31 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:51,860 It's the pillow top. 32 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:57,380 And you're calling this the pillow top mattress? Was. 33 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:02,440 The fire reducted it to a pile of pine straw soaked in kerosene. 34 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,480 Massage remote was a total loss. 35 00:02:05,980 --> 00:02:06,980 Grunt! 36 00:02:07,340 --> 00:02:08,340 All right. 37 00:02:08,539 --> 00:02:10,460 Bad company. Ten from six. 38 00:02:10,740 --> 00:02:11,740 Take the cassette. 39 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:12,900 Dolby. 40 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:15,260 Dolby. 41 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:16,560 All right. 42 00:02:16,820 --> 00:02:18,220 I think that wraps up. 43 00:02:19,860 --> 00:02:20,860 Okay. 44 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:26,730 Wow, you had the original bones of Cale Yarborough? 45 00:02:26,950 --> 00:02:30,270 And the tragedy is, I never got to share them with you. 46 00:02:31,350 --> 00:02:33,850 Actually, Early, I think Cale Yarborough's still alive. 47 00:02:34,050 --> 00:02:35,350 That's because he won't hear in this fire. 48 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:37,150 Fire consumes every damn thing. 49 00:02:38,030 --> 00:02:39,030 Okay. 50 00:02:39,770 --> 00:02:41,370 One hope diamond? 51 00:02:41,630 --> 00:02:42,950 On display briefly, yes. 52 00:02:43,270 --> 00:02:44,890 Now, that should be around here somewhere. 53 00:02:45,150 --> 00:02:47,970 Flames won't burn a diamond, you know. Flames may have shot it somewhere like a 54 00:02:47,970 --> 00:02:50,330 rocket. Sheriff, I don't know. Hell, there ain't no fireman. 55 00:02:51,010 --> 00:02:52,110 The hope diamond. 56 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:56,780 Well, at least a little rusty science fair project survived all this. 57 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:58,660 Ain't that the meth lab? Project. 58 00:02:58,860 --> 00:03:02,380 And it's effect on the growth of nearby marijuana plants. Yeah, let's move on 59 00:03:02,380 --> 00:03:03,380 right over here. 60 00:03:03,420 --> 00:03:06,620 The drive -thru window will be open by six. Come on back then. 61 00:03:09,140 --> 00:03:10,140 Okay. 62 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:13,180 Eight or nine skidoos. Ten. No, no, no. Twelve. 63 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:14,440 Fifteen. Twelve now. 64 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:15,559 Yeah, twelve. 65 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:16,439 He's right. 66 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:17,860 It's twelve. And top of the line. 67 00:03:18,190 --> 00:03:20,130 Only the best for my family. Hop holders. 68 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:22,870 Cooler under the seat. Smoking far brackets. Grease and stripes. 69 00:03:23,150 --> 00:03:26,210 Sure read every damn one of them. Had them stacked back there in the marina. 70 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:31,250 Come on, man. 71 00:03:31,610 --> 00:03:35,830 You ain't got no marinas. The fire took my marina. Oh, hell. 72 00:03:36,110 --> 00:03:37,710 Oh, put it on the list. 73 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,010 All right. 74 00:03:39,070 --> 00:03:41,070 Oh, calm down now, honey. 75 00:03:41,290 --> 00:03:42,450 It'll be all right. 76 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:46,450 So, uh, can you cut us a check now? 77 00:03:46,970 --> 00:03:48,930 Or... You've fronted us the money. 78 00:03:49,190 --> 00:03:52,150 Well... How's that work? Well, just like last Tuesday, basically. 79 00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:57,410 See, I write up a report, we investigate, insurance cuts a check, and 80 00:03:57,410 --> 00:04:00,110 rebuild, ignoring code and using inferior materials. 81 00:04:00,330 --> 00:04:04,190 And then the Lord releases his anger upon our house again. 82 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:06,990 Maybe mid -next week. 83 00:04:07,230 --> 00:04:08,570 Does that work for you? 84 00:04:08,850 --> 00:04:13,810 Now, I am scheduled to get a perm Wednesday, so... So he and his smileful 85 00:04:13,810 --> 00:04:16,690 could maybe try to hold off till the weekend? Oh, boy. 86 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:18,339 That'd be great. 87 00:04:18,339 --> 00:04:21,240 You know, this humidity just plays hell with the activator. 88 00:04:21,459 --> 00:04:23,300 Hey, Sheriff, what do you think caused the fire this time? 89 00:04:23,740 --> 00:04:24,740 Donnie Russell! 90 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:28,000 Son, things happen for a reason. 91 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:31,020 But you ain't got to go inquisitating on that, right, Sheriff? 92 00:04:31,420 --> 00:04:33,720 Yeah, but something is bothering me, though. 93 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:39,160 Now, how can you have a gas leak when you don't have any utilities up here? 94 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,480 Well, what about good old natural mountain gas? 95 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:42,880 Pull my finger. 96 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:46,100 Give it a tug. 97 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,960 Well, it's still funny to me. 98 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:54,220 Highbrow sums of bitches. Uh, bear with me. 99 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:59,540 I have a theory. Oh, here we go. Well, evolution was a theory, too. But them 100 00:04:59,540 --> 00:05:02,720 fossils was a Jesus they rused to throw the non -believer off the scent. Well, I 101 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,060 didn't come for no monkey's butthole. All right, now, everybody just listen to 102 00:05:06,060 --> 00:05:07,060 me. 103 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:10,040 Now, to the trained eye, this fire started here. 104 00:05:10,460 --> 00:05:14,640 Let this primitive butane torches already live and burn. 105 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,340 Coincidence? Maybe. 106 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,120 But look at the burn patterns here. 107 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,420 See, fire naturally burns upwards. 108 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:26,940 But there's another direction that hadn't been considered here. 109 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:29,080 Downward. 110 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:30,360 That's right. 111 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:33,700 The flames came from above. 112 00:05:34,180 --> 00:05:35,180 From up above? 113 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:37,600 Up on the trees? What's that supposed to mean? Yep. 114 00:05:38,580 --> 00:05:39,580 Aliens. 115 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:43,780 I'd say their ship arrived at warp speed around 2 a .m. 116 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:48,680 And judging by the grain of this wood, They use them laser beams. 117 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:52,600 Technology we humans don't have yet. Rusty, please. 118 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:54,200 Aliens? Yep. 119 00:05:54,860 --> 00:05:56,320 That's the name they go by. 120 00:05:56,820 --> 00:05:59,300 See, there's reptilian in there, demeanor. 121 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:04,520 And according to my drawings, they wear tight red jumpsuits with white belts. 122 00:06:04,980 --> 00:06:09,880 They're here for our water, and they'll stop at nothing till they get it. Well, 123 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:13,060 hell, why are they shooting up our house? Well, that I don't know, but I 124 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:14,420 sure intend to find out. 125 00:06:15,050 --> 00:06:17,210 I've got aliens on my mind. 126 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:18,750 Constantly. 127 00:06:26,150 --> 00:06:27,150 Damn, 128 00:06:29,410 --> 00:06:33,750 that's gonna leave a stain. 129 00:06:34,430 --> 00:06:38,310 Hell, I might have done that, but... Did I actually do it? 130 00:06:38,650 --> 00:06:42,030 Yes, you did it! You burnt down the house! 131 00:06:42,350 --> 00:06:43,350 Yeah, Daddy, you did. 132 00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:45,790 Let's look at the tape. 133 00:06:48,490 --> 00:06:55,450 I do not recall having done this at all. 134 00:06:55,650 --> 00:06:57,310 Oh, that's why. 135 00:06:57,890 --> 00:07:03,050 I am a Wildwood. Well, I guess that means... Yep, that's right, Rusty. This 136 00:07:03,050 --> 00:07:07,610 is a hologram crafted by aliens in space to connive me out of my rightful 137 00:07:07,610 --> 00:07:11,550 thinking that it was snake people from the skies what done burned this house 138 00:07:11,550 --> 00:07:12,930 down. Snake people! 139 00:07:13,580 --> 00:07:15,660 From the skies. You said what now? 140 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:16,920 Snake people. 141 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:21,100 Snake people? Snake people from space. Snake people. Oh, hell. 142 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:24,760 Take up positions. Lock down the doors. And lose defensive positions. 143 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:29,860 We might not barbecue out no found alien lizard ass meat. Hell yeah. 144 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,160 Woo. 145 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,460 By the lords of Gavron, they cover the windows in plywood. 146 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:40,520 Nice hologram, Mike. Now he knows we torched his place. 147 00:07:40,740 --> 00:07:44,120 There's a stove in front of the door. It's impenetrable. Dammit, why won't 148 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:44,939 just move? 149 00:07:44,940 --> 00:07:49,180 They think we're after their water. Duh, that is such a lizard alien stereotype. 150 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:54,560 Can we torch the house again, sir? Yes, goddammit. We have an easement with the 151 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:55,560 county. 152 00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:02,440 Jackpot. Gotcha. 153 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:08,080 Ah, so nice to see you here, San Diego Comic -Con. 154 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:13,280 Mm -hmm. The easement has been put on the fast track, as you can see. 155 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:15,480 The squids won't rebuild again. 156 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,120 I'll see to that. 157 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:20,280 Mm -hmm. 158 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:22,580 Care for a human arm? 159 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:24,280 Mm -mm. No? 160 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:27,320 Mm -mm. You sure now? Mm -hmm. They're divine. 161 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:30,500 The meat is falling off the bone. 162 00:08:32,740 --> 00:08:33,740 Mm. 163 00:08:38,670 --> 00:08:44,310 Okay, I don't understand what that one means. I'll see you on Gecko Play. 164 00:08:47,870 --> 00:08:54,810 Look what I found. An easement for your land written in lizard alien language. 165 00:08:55,170 --> 00:08:56,170 Lizard alien! 166 00:08:56,290 --> 00:08:57,290 Lizard alien! 167 00:09:17,740 --> 00:09:18,860 Oh, no. 168 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,680 It was the sheriff. 169 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:38,910 It ate me. 170 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:40,710 It took my mind. 171 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:42,350 Please don't shoot. 172 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:45,490 Please. Well, we out of bullets anyhow. 173 00:09:49,510 --> 00:09:50,510 Now we're out. 174 00:09:50,610 --> 00:09:53,650 Well, I guess I did burn my own house down. 175 00:09:54,430 --> 00:09:56,630 And I suppose I'll do it again. 176 00:09:57,910 --> 00:09:59,350 Oh, not again. 177 00:10:00,050 --> 00:10:02,290 Damn it. Oh, snap, son. 178 00:10:02,510 --> 00:10:03,650 You blew the line. 179 00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:08,850 Oh, he's burning himself out. Thank you, Mike. You did good work on this, too, 180 00:10:08,890 --> 00:10:10,610 buddy. Don't forget that. Wait, wait. 181 00:10:11,150 --> 00:10:12,150 They're looking at us. 182 00:10:12,630 --> 00:10:13,630 Engage cloaking. 183 00:10:14,050 --> 00:10:17,910 The cloaking. The invisible thing. Yeah, that was with the sport package. 184 00:10:18,110 --> 00:10:20,410 Trap! Shh, shh. Sir, the speaker is on. 185 00:10:20,630 --> 00:10:21,630 God, let me. 186 00:10:22,170 --> 00:10:25,130 That's Rocky, bro. Oh, hell, yeah. Oh, he's working something. 187 00:10:25,410 --> 00:10:27,710 He can't rebound what's been torn by a man. 188 00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:30,150 Oh, hell, they're coming back. 189 00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:31,470 Oh, what is that? 190 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:50,530 It's a graft for my hip. It attaches with snaps, see? 191 00:10:51,890 --> 00:10:57,530 Now, they say it'll look just like my old face in six days, but I just thank 192 00:10:57,530 --> 00:10:58,229 I'm alive. 193 00:10:58,230 --> 00:11:01,730 Leave! I'm sorry. Sorry about that. Go ahead and shoot. 194 00:11:03,610 --> 00:11:05,490 Go, go, run, ball, run, run! 195 00:11:05,950 --> 00:11:08,290 Bring Daddy home a victory on the fiddler's green. 196 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:13,630 Get there! 197 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:17,840 That's a gimme.