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Somehow I got final meningitis.

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Injecting all that hashbray in my spine.

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It's a super cheap way to party.

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If you ain't killed some brain cells
empty time.

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Good luck getting that child support
check from him now. My turn.

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Hey, let me grab that thing. Come on.

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the tram.

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The mountains of North Georgia, home to
a species long thought extinct.

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I don't even like Superman.

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I like Spider -Man.

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The Appalachian mud squid.

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For months, we tracked their migration,
only to learn that they rarely move,

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except when they're attempting to de
-scramble the HBO.

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Home box office.

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Intricate tribal markings are used for
such purposes as attracting a mate.

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Or intimidating colleagues.

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And some markings appear to be
pointless.

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This tax needs to be left justified, and
you better start kerning that son of a

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bitch better than you've been adoring.
You're making me look like a damn fool

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living a bar fight.

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While the dominant male is out foraging
for convoluted expressions of himself,

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the elderly and cubs are left to fend
for themselves, finding nutrition

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they can.

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I don't see why we don't just eat the
peanut butter if we're so hungry.

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No, I don't need that, but it's probably
separating trans fats from my diet.

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Each week, the mud squids gather over
their kill for Sunday dinner.

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Now, I was able to observe this
endangered species up close by mimicking

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sexism regarding race car driver Danica
Patrick.

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So it's utter folly to assume that she
could even properly work a dick shift,

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you know.

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Other than that, if her husband and
provider, if you follow my rival

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Thank you. About damn time. The
Mammaroids gets in the way of the damn

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It's just basic anatomy.

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There ought to not be no damn woman
behind the wheel of no damn race car.

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Daddy, that girl's done pretty good. We
can't all be men, Rusty.

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Somebody has to be the loser.

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The only race she ought to be running is
the race to start a litter of young

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'uns.

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And get pregnant and make some beds. You
done yet? Is that it? Are you done?

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Yes. Damn lady babble.

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Re -dredging topics has done been
settled from the mouth of man.

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Go bow your damn heads.

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We thank you, Lord, for mans like
myself.

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Males of the masculine variety.

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Winners, all of us. And we thank you for
the womans, too. And how you made them

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out of a part of a man that he don't
never need nor want to live by our rules

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and our pleasures.

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The chicken is good.

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Amen. I made a special dessert.

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Some of my famous Calvin on a stick.
Damn it, Granny.

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The cameraman's name was Kenneth.
Respect the dead.

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That can't be right. Kenneth is behind
the planter.

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Oh, no. Good heavens, no.

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Kenneth, you're always crazy.

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Rusty got the lens cap.

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Go ahead, make a wish.

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Look out, though. It'll go straight to
your hips.

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Early, I don't believe this. He come at
me with a lens cap. You're in a

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dangerous species.

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Shh, shh, shh. Shut up now. This is the
scene where I get the mouth herpes.

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Early, come on out of there.

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It's my sworn duty to protect you so
future generations can somehow

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well, whatever the hell it is you do.

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I'll grab you up in that damn door right
now.

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I'm off to my natural habitat.

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Hell yeah!

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Early, that's a jaguar. More like a
paguar.

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Oh, now, easy.

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Ancient stones may break your bones.
Hell yeah, baby!

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Why did I say that?

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You

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see

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that? The way I power drive that cat, I
call that move the early riser. He was

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paralyzed. He was dead.

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I shot him.

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And then you cleaned and dressed his
carcass for 30 minutes. Oh, Monday

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quarterback. Hell, you've seen what I've
done.

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Hey, check this out. Early.

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Early. That's high voltage.

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You... Hey, now. What'd you say? Early.
What was that? Can you mind redirecting?

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Early, can you mind redirecting that?

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I'm sorry. Didn't hear you. That's a
power line.

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You'll get... Oh!

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Early. Credit.

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Stop. I'm done. I'm done.

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Thank you.

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Oh! No!

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It never gets old. Oh, come on!

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Howdy, Reverend. Reverend.

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Hell of a sermon last week.

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Oh, victory.

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Oh, man, that ink was hell on my jaguar
cuts. Oh!

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Oh.

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Jaguars slashed open my Achilles early.

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You think you can give me a hand here?

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Give you a hand?

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Yeah, I'd be wonderful.

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Hell, I'm sorry! Sick of living in your
damn police state.

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Like a damn minified cuber.

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I killed a jaguar today.

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God. Woo -hoo! Hell yeah, Debbie, you
are wild as hell. You got yourself a

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earring, boy. What?

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You know, like Harrison Ford, you know,
in his private life. Which side?

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It's on the right.

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Oh, hell!

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I switch teams in the night!

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Oh, God.

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keys, I guess.

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Get me a boyfriend.

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Hell, I ain't getting no damn younger.

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That's a tagging device, Early.

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I use it to track your whereabouts from
this chopper here.

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Look at me.

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Who's this fancy model limping by?

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He must do D -Y, actually. Matches.

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This one here is a toasted cinnamon, and
this one here is clearly a Tuscan

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cranberry. And he knows, too, because
he's gay. I'll come out on my own terms,

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Rusty. Now you get me my drinking party
liquor.

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Well, this is a child's safety lock,
Rusty. Step aside. I got the key.

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Trigger lock on that one.

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Safety is paramount. What the?

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My truck boat truck!

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You like it, Early? This is one of those
safety sedans from across the pond.

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They've got airbags on the outside so
that folks that you hit get protection,

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too.

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When you go off on one of them tears of
yours, you know.

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Aw, all right.

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There you go.

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Stay clear, everyone.

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Endangered animal is starting the car
now.

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Now he's wrapping his lips.

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Oh, hell.

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Whoa, whoa there, Romeo.

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Hell, can't you wait till I'm dead?

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I'll still be warm for a half hour. Oh,
Early, it's mouth to mouth.

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I know what it is.

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Just cause I got myself a Swedish sea
dine, you think I'm a homo. Yeah, you

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the ear bob, didn't you? You got the
wrong idea.

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Is that it?

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I need some emergency attention, too.

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Hurley, you can't die.

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You're the last of your kind. You got
the future of the whole species to think

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of. Future? I say live in the now. Come
on, Rusty. We're going to the moon.

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Go into the light, Early. A liquor
store. Don't go into the liquor store in

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light, either. A liquor store?

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Early, don't. No.

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Oh. There is a liquor store.

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Easy.

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Easy.

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Shoot it. Now, while it's back, it's
turn.

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Oh, you want a challenge? Well, I'm
shouting in your ear.

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Whoa, whoa.

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Mr. Haven.

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Lawman.

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Sorry to trouble you, but you ain't
running an endangered species game ranch

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here now, are you? Oh, please, of course
not.

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Shoot it in the face. Don't harm the
torso. That's where the powder is

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Yeah, but I can't let you... You don't
understand. In their culture, squid

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powder is an aphrodisiac.

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I am getting slightly aroused.

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Ma 'am.

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For God's sake, lawman, they're trying
to conceive.

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And you want to deny them?

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How about you just catch them and throw
them back in when you're done? How about

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you take one of these keychains? There.

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It's like a real pet.

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I don't know if I'm responsible enough.

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Oh, look at that little thing. It's just
precious, ain't it?

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Just don't push the bedtime button. I'm
trying to see what sleep deprivation

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will do to it. I always wanted to
travel.

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According to Japan.

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I wish my bones were an aphrodisiac.

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But they are not, so no Japan for you.

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I know.

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I'll be back early. You just make sure
you have another litter ready.

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Now, don't you worry about that. We keep
the business and the family.

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Ain't that right, little gal?

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She'll be fine. Here, your payment is
this object I happen to be holding in my

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hand.

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Aw. Oh, look at you. You hungry?

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We all hungry. Go get yourself a damn
job.

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Oh, you're crying now.

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Then I'll give you something to cry
about.

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Why do we always hurt the ones we hit?

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Hey, Daddy?

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Daddy? Have yourself a good time in
Japan now.

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Say hey to Mario and all his mushroom
buddies for me. Daddy, can I have a

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I'm kind of thirsty. I got cotton mouth
from all the... from all the hydration.

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Oh, stop.

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Why can't you be more like your sister,
Yamagachi?