1 00:00:03,630 --> 00:00:10,370 Love your fellow man just as long as you can, for the locusts swoop down 2 00:00:10,370 --> 00:00:11,490 from on high. 3 00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:19,430 When the creek bed turns red and your face fills with oil, and the serpent 4 00:00:19,430 --> 00:00:26,390 feast on the damned, you best submit to your husband, lest your organs be 5 00:00:26,390 --> 00:00:31,490 devoured by the jagged, hellish teeth of the beast from down below. 6 00:00:32,110 --> 00:00:37,750 By the code of Hammurabi, both your eyeballs will be taken. They'll be 7 00:00:37,750 --> 00:00:43,670 out of your head holes and shown to your body, which is now just a skeleton 8 00:00:43,670 --> 00:00:49,270 because he also ate the flesh off. He'll use your radio and owner like a 9 00:00:49,270 --> 00:00:53,490 toothpick for his hell mouth. Then he'll. Then he'll. Hold on. Hold on. 10 00:00:53,950 --> 00:00:56,250 Stop. Play that bass note again. 11 00:00:56,450 --> 00:00:59,230 Which one? The low -pitchy one. You know the one. 12 00:00:59,430 --> 00:01:00,430 The one. 13 00:01:01,190 --> 00:01:02,190 This one? 14 00:01:04,110 --> 00:01:05,950 No, no, no, no. Back four measures. 15 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:07,370 This one right here? 16 00:01:10,050 --> 00:01:11,050 There you go. 17 00:01:11,270 --> 00:01:12,270 That's the one. 18 00:01:12,930 --> 00:01:14,590 That is pissing me off. 19 00:01:14,910 --> 00:01:15,689 All right. 20 00:01:15,690 --> 00:01:16,830 That was wonderful. 21 00:01:17,810 --> 00:01:21,330 Let's hear it for Jesus makes me happy. No, no, hell no. Play that note again. 22 00:01:25,010 --> 00:01:26,070 Oh, give me that. 23 00:01:26,870 --> 00:01:27,609 It's this. 24 00:01:27,610 --> 00:01:29,450 Open your ears. You hear it? 25 00:01:29,710 --> 00:01:32,570 It's supposed to be a trumpet, not a sumbitchin' guitar. 26 00:01:33,090 --> 00:01:36,730 But you used my trumpet for an oil funnel. Because the trumpet don't belong 27 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:37,488 the damn band. 28 00:01:37,490 --> 00:01:38,490 Oh. 29 00:01:38,550 --> 00:01:39,690 Trumpet torment me. 30 00:01:41,550 --> 00:01:42,550 Bass in a band. 31 00:01:45,990 --> 00:01:47,230 Oh, man, Philadelphia! 32 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:53,630 Listen to the sound of the nails that are drivin', drivin', drivin', drivin', 33 00:01:53,630 --> 00:01:57,530 drivin', drivin', drivin'. Listen to the sound of him eatin' his last supper. 34 00:01:57,650 --> 00:02:02,290 He's eatin', eatin'. Eat. Eat. Drink it now. Why? Listen to the sound of it 35 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:03,290 playing in the garden. 36 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:13,050 That's the sound of it playing in the garden. Hey, dude. Hey. Oh, man. 37 00:02:13,850 --> 00:02:14,850 Hey, man. Hey. 38 00:02:14,950 --> 00:02:16,810 I heard that song playing there. 39 00:02:17,390 --> 00:02:18,390 Not so good. 40 00:02:18,590 --> 00:02:22,090 Yeah, I know. It wasn't in tune enough. It wasn't. There's a few other chords, 41 00:02:22,230 --> 00:02:22,668 you know. 42 00:02:22,670 --> 00:02:25,630 Not just the one bad one you keep playing. 43 00:02:31,820 --> 00:02:33,400 Hand me the axel and check this out. 44 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:41,400 If you want to shrink like a darkness bird, I'm a favorite 45 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:45,120 part of the zone with my dog. 46 00:02:46,260 --> 00:02:49,980 Hell yeah, you're going to show me how to do that. I'll not let myself do 47 00:02:49,980 --> 00:02:50,980 negative one. 48 00:02:53,780 --> 00:02:57,040 Oh, sorry, I meant to think. Totally, yes, we can do less than that. 49 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,340 You, uh, you learn you all that math in, uh, one night? 50 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:12,700 Yes, sir. Hell, Satan, my dark lord and master. 51 00:03:15,900 --> 00:03:18,080 Yeah, uh, a little too fast, ain't it? 52 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:19,600 Math rock. 53 00:03:19,780 --> 00:03:21,600 Sure, it's technically magnificent. 54 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,080 I mean, you know where to put your fingers and all. 55 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:26,220 With rain, well, that's a thousand I can use. 56 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:31,180 Chalice? No, see? 57 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:33,200 Smooth as a baby's ass. And snap! 58 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:36,380 That's like a damn chicken neck. Oh, cruel fortune. 59 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:40,660 Hey, like this, old man. 60 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:42,720 And now some bass. 61 00:03:43,380 --> 00:03:47,280 I'll hit some damn skins, too, buddy. Go ahead and fly them keyboards over here, 62 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:49,860 too. Oh, that's all right. I think I can bring some from here. 63 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:52,100 Come on, Roy Clark. 64 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,380 I'll summon you from hell. 65 00:03:57,020 --> 00:03:58,020 Banjo is dated. 66 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,800 You're going to be living up here with much like Banjo. 67 00:04:01,420 --> 00:04:02,840 Now, bear a damn pride. 68 00:04:03,420 --> 00:04:04,940 got the power of the devil in him. 69 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,000 Someone got to pull it out. 70 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,800 I ain't after the encore. 71 00:04:11,700 --> 00:04:13,680 Oh, this isn't that natural. 72 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:19,300 I think my face just melted off. Yeah, he's good. I touch him. Now I'm fixing 73 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:20,299 hand him. 74 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:22,000 Dear Jesus, I beseech thee. 75 00:04:22,340 --> 00:04:26,460 Please give me the magic power to shred faces and explode the brains at the neck 76 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:28,000 with a panty -tire and solo power. 77 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:30,060 Amen. No. 78 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:38,760 What do you want me to do now? I want you to apprehend the devil out of him 79 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,440 return the alpha dog status to me. 80 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:44,660 The power of Dougal County laws compels you. 81 00:04:45,340 --> 00:04:49,080 The power of Dougal... God, that sounds stupid. 82 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:53,560 And this is just IT anyway. Frankly, I won't regret that. 83 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:57,320 Man. 84 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:02,600 Boy, howdy. 85 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:04,340 He's good. I know. 86 00:05:04,540 --> 00:05:08,640 And it's pissing me off. He can play them power bounds, too. Listen in. 87 00:05:12,060 --> 00:05:14,120 This boy's got real chops. 88 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,800 Oh, Reverend, kill a cash. 89 00:05:18,220 --> 00:05:20,240 I can't face the night alone. 90 00:05:21,460 --> 00:05:26,160 Or we could wait for the ravages of Alzheimer's to slowly erode his... 91 00:05:27,799 --> 00:05:29,740 Okay. Jesus, Lord. 92 00:05:29,980 --> 00:05:31,400 I'm lost without you, girl. 93 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:34,160 I wish I only knew your name. 94 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,260 Another night on the road. 95 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:39,940 Another sold -out show. 96 00:05:41,060 --> 00:05:42,060 What the? 97 00:05:42,340 --> 00:05:43,800 Oh, damn. 98 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,200 Oh, hell, let the boy play. Who's he hurting? 99 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:52,620 All right, all right. 100 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:53,960 Satan! 101 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:55,600 Come out! 102 00:05:58,140 --> 00:05:59,140 Google County. 103 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:03,040 Hi there. I'm going to own you all just like I own this little bitch here. 104 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,080 Come on, come to daddy. Hey, man, I thought you said this was free. 105 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:10,440 I didn't have to do nothing for it. Listen to the little whiny bitch. Boy, 106 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:13,200 really going to hate it when he gets to hell. I don't want to go to hell. Come 107 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,940 on, do something, daddy. It's actually not much worse than your current 108 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:20,080 situation. I mean, yeah, we have really high taxes, but hey, you do earn real 109 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:23,620 money at least. I mean, we do have jobs down there. It's not everything you 110 00:06:23,620 --> 00:06:25,020 hear. Oh, really? 111 00:06:26,900 --> 00:06:33,000 You are raped by fire all day. And the days are longer down there. Although 112 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,960 there's plenty of drinks. You know what you drink? Fire, Mother Stuffer. That's 113 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:40,020 what. Dinner. That's a root that makes you thirsty for more flippin' fire. 114 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:44,180 You understand? It's ridiculous what I've set up down there. What are your 115 00:06:44,180 --> 00:06:45,180 terms? 116 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,720 Perhaps we'll have a little competition. 117 00:06:48,140 --> 00:06:51,700 Pick your best player. If he wins, you get Rusty back. 118 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,940 If he loses, you come with me. 119 00:06:57,290 --> 00:06:59,830 Jesus was fine as life threw me. 120 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:02,170 And now I'm... No, no, no, no, no, no. 121 00:07:02,710 --> 00:07:06,010 But Jesus... No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 122 00:07:08,350 --> 00:07:09,350 I'm out. 123 00:07:09,370 --> 00:07:14,130 Lay forth, my little... Putsucker. Yes, go. 124 00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:17,630 No, 125 00:07:18,530 --> 00:07:20,610 no, no, that's not how we learned it. 126 00:07:20,970 --> 00:07:23,190 He's sandbagging. Tell me that. 127 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:41,040 We walked side by side through the sands of time. 128 00:07:41,340 --> 00:07:44,920 Your tiny mortal hand clutching mine. 129 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:51,340 And you asked me, Dark Master, where did your hoof prints go? 130 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,320 During my heart. 131 00:08:10,250 --> 00:08:16,790 That was me, 132 00:08:17,070 --> 00:08:20,150 making sure the cocaine was always around. 133 00:08:21,030 --> 00:08:23,610 And I ran your carcass. 134 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:29,540 through an impossibly small hole into a sea of flaming hot human feces. 135 00:08:30,540 --> 00:08:37,080 Where you can't draw a breath, yet your lungs are filled with that same flaming 136 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:38,919 hot human feces. 137 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:45,580 No matter how fast you run or where you hide, know this. 138 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:49,120 I am always with you. 139 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:53,700 Amused by your pathetic attempts to escape, then I laugh like this! 140 00:09:06,789 --> 00:09:10,230 Sometimes the barbed wire will leave a little mark to the leaf that I do. 141 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:13,750 I had a line about that. I just can't seem to see the heart of it. 142 00:09:14,190 --> 00:09:15,190 Okay. 143 00:09:15,710 --> 00:09:17,370 I give it one halo out of five. 144 00:09:18,450 --> 00:09:19,730 I am the judge here. 145 00:09:21,590 --> 00:09:23,310 It was because of the barbed wire line, right? 146 00:09:23,510 --> 00:09:25,890 I knew it. I should have used it. Fetch me my axe. 147 00:09:26,670 --> 00:09:28,050 This ends today. 148 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:07,939 You're good. 149 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:12,900 You really blew my ass away. Thank you, Lord. Yeah, thank you, Dark Lord and 150 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:14,080 Master. Good luck, dude. 151 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:15,299 Oh, yeah. 152 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:18,920 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I made myself a deal with the devil so I could flip your ass. 153 00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:20,220 Woo -hoo, yeah. 154 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,460 Wait a minute, I'm confused. 155 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:22,860 So what does this mean? 156 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:28,140 So feel free to stop in for the non -stop lizard meat social. 157 00:10:28,780 --> 00:10:31,660 It'll be served raw as our Dark Master desires it. 158 00:10:32,060 --> 00:10:37,500 digesting the bones and standing on our heads in piles of unspeakable manure. 159 00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:40,960 Son, do you feel any different? 160 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:42,600 No, sir, sure don't. 161 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,160 Me neither. 162 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:51,520 In my humble opinion, this has worked out. 163 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:55,600 You worried about hell or nothing? All that eternity stuff and everything? 164 00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:58,020 Relax, son. 165 00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,620 Let's just live. 166 00:11:01,130 --> 00:11:02,130 In a moment.