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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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MAYOR HILL: Ever since my election,
l've promised the people

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l'd build them a safe,
affordable place to live.

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Gotham Towers is that place.

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(SIRENS APPRoACHING)

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Your safety has always been
my prime concern.

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And under my leadership,
no city will be safer

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or more free of crime
than Gotham City...

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-(TIRES SCREECH)
-(cRowD scREAmINc)

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-Look out!
-Run!

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(SCREAMS)

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Batman!

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(BoTH GRoAN)

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Garbage collection is normally Monday,

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but in your case,
l'm making an exception.

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(REPoRTERS EXCLAIMING)

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Batman, wait!

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(GRoANING)

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Regarding safety in the city, sir,
you were saying?

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Well, l...

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Well, whatiust happened
was an isolated incident.

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There are just a few rotten apples

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giving an otherwise peaceFul commun�ty
a bad name.

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Do you include 8atman
in those rotten apples, Mayor?

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Absolutely.

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He and crim�nals like the Joker
are cut From the same cloth.

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What? Compare me to Batman?

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l got more style, more brains.

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l'm certainly a better dresser.

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furthermore, l intend to run every one
of these costumed Frea_s out oF town,

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and make all oF Gotham C�ty
as safe as my own mansion.

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Oh, really?

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Well, we'll just see
how safe your mansion is,

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you babbling bonehead.

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Get a move on, Franklin.
It's almost time for the party.

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Yes, sir.

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Some very important people will be here,
and l don't want anything to go wrong.

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By the way, have you seen my son?

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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l will now perform
my famous disappearing-wand trick.

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Abracadabra.

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(ToYS CLMERING)

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Jordan, stop fooling
with those stupid magic tricks.

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Your party is starting.

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They're not stupid, and it's your party.

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Nonsense. l've invited some children.

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Yeah, your friends' kids.
l don't even know any of them.

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l'm not going to argue with you,
young man.

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l'll expect you downstairs
in five minutes.

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MAYOR HILL: Hello. Glad you could come.

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Senator Finch. What a pleasant surprise.

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Did you get a good shot of me
with the Senator?

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-Yes, sir.
-Excellent.

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Smile, Jordan.
You'd think you're having a bad time.

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-No kidding.
-Well, cheer up.

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l've got a surprise coming,
which should be here by now.

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Councilman Frye. And this must be Timmy?

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Happy birthday. Where's the food?

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VOlCE: Did someone say ''food?''

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l'm the guy with the goodies.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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(BURSTING)

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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Mayor Hill, l presume.

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Jekko. Jekko the Magnificent.

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-Pleased to... Ow!
-(BuzzINc)

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(ALL LAUGH)

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Always gives the party a charge.

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(CHUCKLES)

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lt's showtime!

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-All right.
-(ALL cLAp)

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Thank you! Thank you! (LAUGHS)

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Where'd you learn that, Jekko?

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From the great Prosciutto.

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Now there was a ham.

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(LAUGHS)

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How can l get to be
a great magician like you?

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Well, there are three steps.

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Step one, run away.

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Step two,
find a magician with a great act.

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And step three,

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steal it.

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That... That, that's okay.
l think l got it.

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Bruce! Bruce Wayne!
How good of you to come.

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Jordan will be so happy to see you.

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l know the sooner l give him this,
the happier l'll be.

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Could you show us more, please, Jekko?

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Sure, birthday boy.

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l'm saving the best for last.

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Jordan, l've got more guests
for you to meet.

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But, Dad,
Jekko was just going to show us a trick.

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-Sorry, but Mr. Wayne is waiting and--
-l don't care about Mr. Wayne!

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Hush. You'll do what l say. Now come on.

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lt's always what you want.

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You! You! You!

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(GUESTS GASPING)

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(LAUGHS) Kids.

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Turn that off!

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Oh! Too bad for birthday boy.
This last trick is pure dynamite.

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_Ta_da!
-BOY: What is it?

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lt's a birthday candle, Einstein.

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Except this one blows you out.

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(LAUGHS)

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Now scoot, you kids. Show's over.

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Go Find some goodies.

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This trick's for the grown-ups.

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(LAUGHS)

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lt's time For Jordo to make his wish.

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And mine, too.

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Oh, my! A sparkler candle.

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Keep watching and l'll, uh...

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Get the birthday brat.

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l don't know
where Jordan could have gone.

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He was dying to see you.

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-You know kids.
-Not really.

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So long, Mayor. Got to go.
But l left them with a bang.

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(LAUGHS)

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_That laugh...
-Good riddance, Jerko.

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As l was saying... Hey.

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(INDISTINCT CHMERING)

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-Watch out!
-Hey, pal!

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BRUCE: Excuse me. Excuse me!
l'm sorry. Pardon me.

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Coming through. Out of my way, please.
Excuse me. l'm sorry.

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Pardon me. Oops!

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GUESTS: Aw.

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(SCREAMING)

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(LAUGHING)

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l want answers!

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Nobody makes a fool of me,
especially in my own home.

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At least no one was hurt.

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Mr. Mayor,
this is the real Jekko the Clown.

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We found him tied up down the road.

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Some maniac jumped me,
stole my wagon and my costume.

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Mayor, where's Jordan?

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(TANKS CLANKING)

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(LAUGHING)

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TNT with your cake, sir?

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Oh, l crack myself up!

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Wow!

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Denying reports oFa bomb blast
at his son's birthday party,

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Mayor Hill insists the explosion
was caused by faulty electrical wir�ng.

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Yeah, right!

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(LAUGHING)

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The Mayor decl�ned, however, to conFirm
that his son, Jordan, is missing.

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Missing?

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lt's me, Jekko. l ran away.

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You did what?

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l, l want to be a magician, like you.

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(GRoWLS)

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(LAUGHS) Well, kid, you got
step one right. Come on in.

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l've been thinking about a protege.

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lt sure could be the Joker.

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lf only l'd been paying more attention,
he wouldn't have run away.

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Take it easy, Mayor.
l'm sure the police will find Jordan.

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l tell you, Wayne,

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things are going to be different,
if only he'd come back.

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JOR0_N: Where'd you learn that, Jekko?

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from the great Prosciutto.

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Now there was a ham.
(LAucHs)

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-But isn't swallowing a sword dangerous?
-Watch.

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Hey! How did you do it?

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Easy, kid.

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lt's a trick sword.

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-(GASPS)
-Now, you ty it.

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Uh-uh. You could get cut.

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Hey! IF it wasn't risky,
l wouldn't enjoy it.

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(LAUGHS)

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-(BEEPING)
-What's that?

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-Security, my boy.

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You can't be too careful
in this part of town.

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(DIGITAL BEEPING)

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JOKER: Well, if it ain't
the Caped Coconut.

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My dad says Batman's no good.

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Well, then l guess your dad's
not a total idiot.

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What do you say
we play a little joke on Batman?

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You can be my assistant.

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Come on. This'll be a killer!

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(LAUGHS)

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Come one, come all.

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lt's...

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''Jekko the Jokester.''

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Ja... Jekko the Jokester.

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Jordan!

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(GASPS)

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(WHISPERS) This isn't a game, Jordan.
Where's Jekko?

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(LAUGHING)

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Take a card, Batso.

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Take all the cards!

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Now it's my deal.

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Not so fast!

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A good magician always keeps an ace
up his sleeve.

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This one always Floors them!

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(CoUGHS)

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Oh, my gosh.

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We bagged a big one this time!

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(LAUGHING)

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-He isn't hurt, is he?
-Hurt? fGASPS) Heavens!

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You wound me to the quick.
The enemy merely slumbers.

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No doubt dreaming of more Foul deeds

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to render upon the fair citizens
of Gotham.

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But his fate is not for us to decide.

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(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)

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(MACHINE DINGS)

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(LAUGHS) You're going to love this.

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JOKER: Wake up, Batman. You're on.

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(WmER RUNNING)

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For your viewing pleasure,

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we present the infamous water tank trap.

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The great Houdini survived such a test.

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Dare we demand less of the Batman?

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-l don't like this, Jekko.
-Quiet, kid. It's a Free ticket.

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(GRUNTING)

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He did it! He got free.

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They don't make straitjackets
like they used to.

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l should know.

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He can't get out. What's the trick?

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That's iust it. There is no trick!

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No! He'll drown!

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That's why they call it the finale!

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Now sit down and enioy the show.

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Hey!

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Come back!

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-(GASPS)
-(mEcHANIcAL LAucHTER PLAys)

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(SING-SONG) Naughty, naughty.

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You're making me miss the show.

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(GASPS)

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(PANTING) All right, Joker.
Get ready for a little bat magic.

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(GASPING)

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(CLANKING)

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(GASPS)

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JOKER: Oh, Jordo!

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(GmE CLoSES)

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Come out, come out, wherever you are!

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What?

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(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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-Gotcha!
-(cAsps)

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No!

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Come here, you little...

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On second thought...

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l love a roller coaster.

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Too bad you missed the train.
(cHucKLEs)

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Fasten your seat belt,
it's going to be a bumpy ride.

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(LAUGHS)

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You win the prize, Batman.

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Catch the Kewpie!

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JOKER: Whee!

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Butte_ingers!

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Kewpie-dewpie number two-ee!

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You iust don't like to play with dolls,
do you?

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-That must have been his stop.
.(wHImpERING)

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On the contray, Joker.
This is where you get off.

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(YELLS)

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(SCREAMS)

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(BoTH GRUNTING)

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Smell the roses, Batman.

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(SCREAMING)

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He always knew how to make an exit.

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(GASPS)

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-Oh, my gosh!
-Jordan!

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Reach for me. You have to trust me.

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Now!

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JORDAN: Whoa!

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Can we go home now?

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(SIGHS)

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JORDAN: Dad! Daddy!

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Jordan? Jordan.

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Oh, you're back.

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My boy is back.

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-l'm so sorry for running away.
-Please forgive me for the party.

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We can talk later.

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Right now, l want to give you

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the biggest birthday hug you ever got.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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English - SDH