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Your first case
is the parole of Emil Blonsky.
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Also known as Abomination.
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Jennifer Walters. Namaste.
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Previously on She-Hulk...
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The man you see before you
is not the same Emil Blonsky.
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He plans to open a meditation retreat.
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We hereby grant Mr. Blonsky's release
on parole, effective immediately.
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Mr. Blonsky is prohibited from
turning into Abomination
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and is ordered
to wear an inhibitor in perpetuity.
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I'm Josh.
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Jen.
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My plan was to strike up a normal
conversation with a beautiful woman.
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She-Hulk is amazing.
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I just wanted to be amazing tonight.
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I don't know. I think you're pretty great.
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Some of these are death threats.
Best thing to do is ignore it.
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Just let her live her life.
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- Bye.
- I'll text you.
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The client's insurance policy
covers acts of God.
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Okay. Good night.
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Sometimes in life,
you just gotta go for what you want.
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And you are what I want.
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Jen!
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You didn't tell me you were nominated
for Female Lawyer of The Year.
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Does this mean we get to go to a gala?
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Hello? Oh, oh, are you going down
a rabbit hole on that Intelligencia site?
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What? No.
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I don't care what a bunch of losers
say about me online.
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Can't even say it to my face
'cause they know they'd get Hulk-smashed.
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- No, I'm waiting for a text from Josh.
- What? Okay. That's enough for you.
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You need to set a limit
so you stop checking that.
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- What about just hourly?
- No.
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It's just the first 12 hours after you
sleep with someone for the first time.
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It just feels icky.
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You just gotta coast through it
without doing anything stupid.
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Why can't he just text me back?
Why is that so hard?
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There's no reason nowadays
to not respond to a text.
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He could be in a meeting or at the movies.
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There's weddings, funerals,
job interviews, silent retreats.
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I hope he's at all of those today.
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Hello?
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Jennifer Walters.
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Chuck Donelan.
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Emil Blonsky's parole officer.
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Chuck? How are you?
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Um... I can't imagine you calling me
on a Sunday is good news.
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Got that right.
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We got a malfunction alert
on Blonsky's inhibitor.
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Oh, did he turn into The Abomination?
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We don't know,
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so I gotta go up
to that wackadoo ranch of his.
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Okay. Well, I'll check in with him.
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Well, you have danced
right on over to why I called.
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We don't have the resources
for a squad of uniforms to go with me,
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so I was hoping you'd meet me there.
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Just in case, you know...
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In case The Abomination
decides not to cooperate.
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Yeah. My chances of staying out of the ICU
would be much greater
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- if I had a Hulk with me.
- Mmm-hmm.
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I'm not interrupting your plans, am I?
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No. Not at all. Nope.
I will see you there.
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Great, 'cause the place is full of weirdos
and I don't wanna be...
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Hey, Jen! Jen, Jen. Wait!
Wait, wait, wait. Jen, wait for me!
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Hey, Jen.
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Thanks, again, for doing this.
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Yeah, I mean,
if he's violated his parole,
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his lawyer should be here.
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- Yeah.
- All right.
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- No, Jen! Jen!
- Are you here? Blonsky!
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You're honking your horn
at a ten-foot-tall lizard monster.
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So, maybe, put on your green suit.
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- Put on my green suit?
- Yeah.
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Get big, Jolly Green yourself?
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- What do you call it?
- Hulking out.
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Okay. Good. Whatever.
Then, would you? Please?
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It's definitely malfunctioning.
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I don't know why.
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Maybe you might've jostled it or...
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Come to think of it, I did get a jolt
from an electric fence earlier,
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but it was worth it
because my favorite chicken,
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Princess Silk Feather, was stuck.
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- Your favorite chicken?
- Yeah.
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- Favorite chicken.
- Great.
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Well, I have recalibrated your inhibitor
and she's good to go.
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So, stay away
from the electric fence, maybe?
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Then I won't have to make any more
scary trips up here.
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Not that I don't like coming here.
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- No.
- I just...
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Yeah, come back any time.
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He's always in such a hurry to leave.
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Well, he thought he was
here to face The Abomination.
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What about you then, Jen?
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Um, I thought you worked hard
to get out of prison
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and you'd be really dumb to go back in.
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Aye, true that.
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Sorry. I thought I heard a ding.
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I've already wasted half a Sunday on this
expedition, so I'm gonna get moving.
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Oh, my God!
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Ah! Hey! What the hell?
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Wait.
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What the hell is going on?
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It's just two men working
through their resentments
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in a safe environment, Jen.
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Sorry. It's my fault.
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You know what?
Apologize to my Prius Prime with money.
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I will apologize to your Prius,
if that'll make you feel better.
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Brother Blonsky taught me a lot
about taking responsibility for my anger.
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Man-Bull.
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A weird lab experiment. Don't ask.
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And I am El Águila.
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And before you make assumptions,
no, I am not a matador.
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That'd make
the two of us fighting pretty cliché, no?
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Working through identity issues here.
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- I don't have issues.
- All right.
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I know exactly who I am.
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I am a swashbuckler.
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He says that like it's an occupation.
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Waving a sword around isn't a job
unless you're a matador.
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You see, to Man-Bull, El Águila represents
every person who's tried to, you know,
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stab him in the, you know,
for being "an affront to nature."
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Of which there are many.
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- MAN-BULL: So many.
- Yeah.
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This is so much unnecessary backstory
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to tell to someone
whose car you just destroyed.
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I can't drive this.
How am I supposed to go home?
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You know,
sometimes life presents a teacher
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when there's a lesson to be learned.
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Jen, think of this totally knackered
Prius Prime as your teacher.
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Um, that was nothing.
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You just said nothing
in response
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- to a very straightforward question.
- Yeah.
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Man-Bull? Give us a push
to the garage, would you?
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Do I look like a mechanic?
My name is Man-Bull.
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Not Mechanical-Bull.
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Wow. How long have you been
waiting to say that?
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- That felt very forced.
- You, too?
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I think it's fantastic news
that the tow truck won't get here
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until later today.
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How is that fantastic news?
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Well, it means that
you can spend some time here.
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You know, relax.
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Is there no cell reception here?
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No. Okay, so, over there is the Wood Lodge
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where I offer
private spiritual consultation
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and life-coaching.
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It's exclusive
to our Platinum Circle members.
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- Hi, Princess. So cute.
- Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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- You got a text.
- Did I?
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- Yeah.
- Where? Very funny.
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In our ceremonial sweat yurt,
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we integrate the past
and the present into one being.
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So, what do you say? Pick you up in 20?
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I'm not sweating it out in a yurt today.
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I need to get some work done.
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So, if you could get me
a desk and some Wi-Fi.
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It's a bit of a hard ask,
I'm afraid, on the Wi-Fi front.
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We don't carry it as a policy.
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You know, distractions from the outside
and all that.
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And you have no reception
anywhere, either.
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This isn't how I want to spend my day.
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Maybe it's how you need to spend your day.
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I'm gonna find a signal.
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Clearly, you're not
in a teachable mood right now
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and I do respect that. So...
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I'm around if you need me.
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Oh, hell, yes.
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Jen! You remember El Águila and Man-Bull?
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- Uh-huh.
- This is Porcupine. He's a porcupine.
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And Saracen thinks he's a vampire.
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Wow, this is quite a group.
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- You're welcome to join.
- I'll pass.
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I'm just gonna work over here
in the one square meter
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of this property
that actually has reception.
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Okay.
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Last session, we really explored
Alejandro's struggles with his identity.
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Just because I am Spanish
and I have a flair for the style,
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people constantly assume
that I am a matador.
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It's dehumanizing.
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Spanish is a language,
not a nationality, so...
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You've never heard of Spain?
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It's not your fault,
but those attributes make me
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see you as a matador.
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And, well, that's triggering for me.
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I did do some
light matadoring in college.
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Oh, my God! Dude, what?
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We do have to guard
against codependency here.
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- We are not codependents.
- Interesting.
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What do you think, Man-Bull?
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Our relationship...
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I'm asking Man-Bull.
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I'd like to say something.
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Great.
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Saracen.
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They have been spending
a lot of time together.
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I'm feeling like maybe it's not healthy.
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Mmm. Unhealthy. I called that, too.
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I'm sorry. Porcupine,
you wanna share something?
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No, thanks.
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Now, remember how we talked
about vulnerability
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and how important it is to the process?
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Yes. Yeah.
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How taking your suit off
would be a great first step?
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Uh-huh. Yeah.
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Yeah?
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You wanna do that today?
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I just feel safer with it on. Thank you.
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Whoo-whee!
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Sorry, I'm late.
I lost track of time in the yurt.
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- No way.
- Jen.
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I needed it though.
I was hurtin' for a yurtin'.
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That guy is here? You probably
don't even remember who he is.
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Tell me they previously on'd him.
I don't care. We're doing it again.
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Previously on this guy!
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If you're gonna strut around
showing off your powers,
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you better be able to back it up.
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I was visited
by a lot of feminine energy in there.
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I think I was talking to my dead
grandmother, Rose.
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Hard to tell when you're surfing
the yurt though. Right?
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Oh, hey!
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Jen! Jen! Jennifer!
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Come on, I stacked those.
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- It's cool. Let it go.
- MAN-BULL: I'm allowed to be angry!
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- Whoa, whoa!
- This asshole and his friends
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attacked me behind my apartment.
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Yeah, Jennifer, darling,
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I'm gonna need you
to sit in the calming chair now.
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Right now.
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PORCUPINE AND MAN-BULL: The chair.
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- You in trouble.
- Fine.
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Once I'm out of there,
I'll rip this guy to shreds.
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Hold on. That is not how we work through
our issues around here.
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- Well, she's welcome to the circle.
- Okay.
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- But she has to get her own chair.
- Okay.
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I'd love to work through
our issues if you'll let me.
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So, I realized real strength comes from
looking in the mirror and saying,
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"Hey, man, I'm gonna work on me."
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I didn't need a magic crowbar
to give me a false sense of power.
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All it did was make me
and my boys act like idiots.
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Rolling up on you like we were
some supervillains or something.
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You attacked a woman four to one.
You absolutely were supervillains.
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I hear you, Jen, and I take
radical accountability for my actions.
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And I'm very sorry.
244
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Oh, my God.
245
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Seems like a breakthrough.
He's so sorry.
246
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- Sarcasm.
- Wow.
247
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Hennifer clearly has some stuff going on,
248
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and she'd rather sit here,
getting her kicks,
249
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listening to us, than working on herself.
250
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I'm not getting my kicks. And I'm fine.
251
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What?
252
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You're not fine.
253
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Flying into a rage.
Throwing people across the room.
254
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- Into perfectly stacked chairs.
- Mmm-hmm.
255
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Everyone else has shared.
256
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So is there anything
you wanna get off your chest?
257
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- No.
- Look at you.
258
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You are glued to that thing.
259
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I met a guy, Josh, at a wedding.
260
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We went on a few dates.
I thought it was going great.
261
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Then, I haven't heard from him.
262
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Now I can't stop thinking about it. Okay?
263
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- When was the last time you talked to him?
- Uh,
264
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three nights ago when we...
265
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Made love?
266
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First off, ew.
267
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No, when we'd slept together
for the first time.
268
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- Another direct hit.
- Okay, are you two married?
269
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- Come on.
- Codependency.
270
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Yeah, actually, could you
switch seats with someone?
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Anyone?
272
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- It's feeling just a little unhealthy.
- Mmm-hmm.
273
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Thank you.
274
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So how many dates?
275
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- Three.
- What was the last thing you texted him?
276
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Um...
277
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"That was fun. I can't stop smiling."
278
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- Oh, God.
- Yikes.
279
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- What?
- "I can't stop smiling"?
280
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It is thirsty and a cliché.
281
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You're thirsty and a cliché.
282
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No, she did not just call me...
283
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Bottom line. You said game on
and he didn't respond.
284
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- That's not the last thing I texted him.
- I'm sorry, what?
285
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Just now 'cause I was so worried
I hadn't heard from him in so long.
286
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- He could be in a ditch somewhere.
- What did you do?
287
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"Hey, getting a little worried.
Just wanna know you're okay."
288
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Blushing smile emoji.
289
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Why would you do that?
290
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I don't know! I was freaking out, okay?
291
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It's a real bad look.
292
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I know it's a bad look, Man-Bull.
293
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You don't have to point out my mistakes.
My mom does that.
294
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We have to consider the very real
possibility that you were ghosted.
295
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,125
- Or he wanted your blood.
- No, not that.
296
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:06,083
Don't talk about blood.
We're not your dad.
297
00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:07,291
Don't talk about my dad.
298
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Hermanos, please.
299
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Jen, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to talk so...
300
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No.
301
00:20:18,541 --> 00:20:22,500
I met him when I was Jen,
and he liked Jen.
302
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He specifically didn't ask about She-Hulk.
303
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:34,041
You know in high-school that friend
you have that's like, cooler than you are?
304
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Like, more attractive and athletic.
They get all the attention from everyone.
305
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:42,875
Hello.
306
00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:49,500
Like, you think life would be
so much easier if I were that person,
307
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:55,541
and I can turn into that person
anytime I want to.
308
00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:58,333
And everyone pays attention when I'm this.
309
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:03,708
Like, my colleagues, my boss, guys.
310
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But it feels like cheating
311
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because would they like me
if I didn't have all of this?
312
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Like, if I was just Jen,
would the same guys who like She-Hulk
313
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stick around for Jen?
Because some of them don't.
314
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:30,083
And that sucks for Jen
because Jen is great,
315
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:33,166
and no one cares when they're She-Hulk.
316
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:37,125
So, like, I meet this guy
who actually likes Jen,
317
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:40,166
and that just felt good
to know that, you know?
318
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:44,333
And then, he ghosts me and it sucks.
319
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,291
Screw this guy! Where does he live?
320
00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:53,291
Let's kill him. He's gotta die.
321
00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:54,416
Big men, please.
322
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:55,583
No. Man-Bull's correct.
323
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:59,000
Josh has made
an enemy of this entire group.
324
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Tonight, we ride!
325
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:02,625
That's awesome!
326
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:06,833
Alejandro, you've been warned about using
bio-electricity in group before.
327
00:22:06,833 --> 00:22:07,958
Sorry.
328
00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:10,458
Let's find this Josh guy
and suck out all his blood.
329
00:22:10,458 --> 00:22:11,583
Yes!
330
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:15,291
No, wait, guys! Wait! Jen is hurting,
331
00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:18,583
and all we can offer her is violence?
332
00:22:21,291 --> 00:22:24,833
Does anyone think
they could speak to Jen's pain
333
00:22:24,833 --> 00:22:27,916
with the tools
that we've learned in the group?
334
00:22:29,666 --> 00:22:32,875
Well, for one thing, I'd say
you can't control what others do.
335
00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:36,416
It hurts when someone rejects us
336
00:22:37,625 --> 00:22:40,916
because it reminds us
of the times we reject ourselves.
337
00:22:41,791 --> 00:22:43,375
Maybe this Josh thing hurts so much
338
00:22:43,375 --> 00:22:46,291
'cause you haven't been spending
enough time with Jen.
339
00:22:46,708 --> 00:22:51,500
And that's a shame
because I bet Jen is pretty damn great...
340
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,083
- Yeah.
- ...and tasty.
341
00:22:53,083 --> 00:22:54,208
Went off the rails.
342
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:55,958
- Somebody bail me out.
- Maybe...
343
00:22:55,958 --> 00:23:00,041
just maybe this Josh isn't the only guy
who likes Jen Walters.
344
00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:02,833
Maybe, there's a group of guys
right here
345
00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:05,708
who would love to spend time
with Jen right now.
346
00:23:06,416 --> 00:23:07,458
Okay, Jen.
347
00:23:07,458 --> 00:23:12,541
Do you believe that this group
genuinely values the whole of you?
348
00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:19,708
- I do.
- And there it is.
349
00:23:20,541 --> 00:23:25,583
So maybe, you can stop using She-Hulk
as a protective shield
350
00:23:25,583 --> 00:23:28,083
and trust us with Jen.
351
00:23:43,875 --> 00:23:45,166
Yeah!
352
00:23:46,833 --> 00:23:47,958
Great job.
353
00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:50,750
I gotta say that felt really good.
354
00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:52,125
Well...
355
00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:54,041
Felt really good, Porcupine.
356
00:24:08,208 --> 00:24:09,375
MAN-BULL: Oh, my God!
357
00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:12,166
It smells like a fart.
MAN-BULL: Yeah.
358
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:14,375
Feels really good.
Oh, man.
359
00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:16,791
How many hours a day
do you wear that mask, Papa?
360
00:24:16,875 --> 00:24:18,791
- Why? Am I ashy?
- No, no, no.
361
00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:24,583
Could you just leave the suit on
until we can get it dry cleaned?
362
00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:25,708
Okay.
363
00:24:25,708 --> 00:24:29,875
You know, Jen.
If Josh isn't spending time on Jen,
364
00:24:29,875 --> 00:24:32,583
then Jen doesn't need
to be spending time on Josh.
365
00:24:32,583 --> 00:24:35,083
Delete Josh's number
is what he's saying.
366
00:24:35,083 --> 00:24:36,416
Oh.
367
00:24:39,833 --> 00:24:40,833
- Delete it.
- Come on.
368
00:24:40,833 --> 00:24:42,583
Delete it.
369
00:24:42,583 --> 00:24:43,875
Really?
370
00:24:43,875 --> 00:24:46,666
Delete it.
Delete it. Delete it.
371
00:24:46,750 --> 00:24:50,458
Delete it. Delete it. Delete it.
Delete it. Delete it.
372
00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:55,166
Okay. How do you feel? So much growth.
373
00:24:56,708 --> 00:24:59,708
I can't believe I'm gonna say this,
374
00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:01,250
but I'm hurtin' for a yurtin'.
375
00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:29,166
Jen! I knew it. I told you!
376
00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:31,333
I told you!
377
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,000
Have to say it's not so.
378
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,250
Guys, I will never forget
any of you, honestly.
379
00:25:39,458 --> 00:25:41,583
Well, we made this for you.
380
00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:46,833
{\an8}Aw. "Bye, Jen. We love Jen and She-Hulk."
381
00:25:46,833 --> 00:25:48,166
- We do.
-"The gang."
382
00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:51,458
- That's nice.
- Says "gang" but it's not a literal gang.
383
00:25:51,458 --> 00:25:53,958
Just make sure you make
that clear to the parole board.
384
00:25:53,958 --> 00:25:55,583
Yeah, I will. Yeah.
385
00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:57,625
- Okay.
- Bye.
386
00:25:57,625 --> 00:25:59,125
- You got this.
- Take it easy.
387
00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:01,625
- Sorry about the car again.
- That's okay.
388
00:26:01,916 --> 00:26:04,375
- You stay out of trouble.
- Yeah. You, too, darlin'.
389
00:26:04,375 --> 00:26:05,666
And Jen,
390
00:26:06,791 --> 00:26:10,625
next time you think of Josh,
remember everyone we meet,
391
00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:15,041
no matter how much they hurt you,
is a lesson learned.
392
00:26:17,291 --> 00:26:20,416
Yeah. Despite those platitudes,
I am happy that I stuck around.
393
00:26:20,541 --> 00:26:21,916
Feel free to come again.
394
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,583
Ooh, not till you get Wi-Fi.
395
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,000
- Okay.
- Come on.