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[SLOW INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
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[PUPPY WHINING]
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[BARKING]
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[BABY COOING]
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[BARKS]
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[BABY SQUEALS, LAUGHING]
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[GASPS]
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[GIGGLES]
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- [PUPPY WHIMPERING]
- [JOR-EL] We must hurry.
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The planet won't survive
much longer.
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[LARA] Are you sure about this?
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[JOR-EL] I'm afraid
it's the only way.
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[STIRRING MUSIC PLAYING]
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[RUMBLING]
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Krypton is about to die.
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[WHINES]
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But you, dear son, will live on.
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[WHINING]
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- [BABY CRYING]
- [BARKING]
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[JOR-EL] Krypto, no!
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[WHINING]
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[BARKS]
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[SNIFFING]
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[BARKS]
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Oh! Krypto!
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[LAUGHING]
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No.
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Our boy will need a friend.
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Watch over our son.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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[RUMBLING]
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[KRYPTO WHIMPERING]
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[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CRYING]
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[CRYING STOPS]
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[BABY COOING]
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[SNORING]
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[BARKS]
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- [MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
- [CLARK CONTINUES SNORING]
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[WHINES]
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All right, wake up, buddy.
It is walk-o'clock.
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[OBJECTS CLATTERING]
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Maybe I should let him sleep?
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Okay, I let him sleep.
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- [KRYPTO YAWNING]
- [CLARK CONTINUES SNORING]
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[KRYPTO] All right.
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[SNORING LOUDLY]
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- [THUMPS]
- [MUFFLED SNORING]
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This is unpleasant
for both of us.
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- [BARKS]
- [CLARK] No. No, no. No, no.
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[WHINES]
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Hmm.
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[CLARK MUMBLING]
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Five more...
Five more minutes.
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- [THUDS]
- [MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC STOPS]
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And I'm up.
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Okay, Krypto.
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- We'll go for a walk.
- [BARKING]
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["YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND"
BY QUEEN PLAYING]
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[PANTING]
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[YAWNING] Whoa!
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♪ Ooh you make me live ♪
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♪ Whatever this world
can give to me ♪
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♪ It's you you're all I see ♪
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[BARKING]
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♪ Ooh you make me live ♪
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- [SIREN BLARING]
- ♪ You're the best friend ♪
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♪ That I ever had ♪
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- [ROBBERS LAUGHING] - ♪ I've
been with you such a long time ♪
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♪ You're my sunshine
and I want you to know ♪
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- [BOTH] Huh?
- [GROANS]
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♪ ...I really love you ♪
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- [GROWLING]
- ♪ Oh you're the best friend ♪
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♪ Ooh you make me live ♪
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♪ Whenever this world
is cruel to me ♪
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♪ I got you
to help me forgive ♪
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♪ Ooh you make me live ♪
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[ALL GASP]
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[ALL SIGH IN RELIEF]
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[ALL GASP]
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♪ ...that I ever had ♪
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♪ You know
I'll never be lonely ♪
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- ♪ You're my only one ♪
- [BARKS]
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♪ And I love the things ♪
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♪ I really love
the things that you do ♪
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[BARKS, WHINES]
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♪ Oh you're my best friend ♪
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[REPORTER] Mister Mxyzptlk
has finally been defeated.
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Turns out, he just needed
to say his name backwards.
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From Metropolis, I'm Lois Lane.
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[SUPERMAN] Hey, Lois.
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I know you like these,
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so I got you one
from actual Paris.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- [ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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I don't know
why I said it like that.
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And I got you one of these
from 43rd Street.
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Which is, like,
a full three blocks out of my way.
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During rush hour?
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Wow, that's like
me flying to Mars.
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[LOIS] What? You can fly?
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I always thought the cape
was just a cute accessory.
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Oh! So you think I'm cute.
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I said the cape was cute.
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[SIGHS] You think I'm cute.
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Are we lickin' faces right now?
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Because if we're lickin' faces,
I gotta get in on...
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- [BARKING]
- [ROMANTIC MUSIC STOPS]
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Oh, what do I have here?
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- [TOY SQUEAKING]
- [GASPS]
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Squeezy Bruce!
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- Fetch!
- [BARKS]
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Pup, up and away!
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[LAUGHS] Okay, where were we?
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[KRYPTO] Squeezy Bruce
retrieved.
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Hey, those guys look fun.
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How about you go play with them?
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[AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING]
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So I'm eating my own vomit,
and then the...
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So, I'm eating my own...
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So I'm...
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I'm...
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I see you've retreated
to your Batcave,
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but nobody can hide from
the long snoot of justice.
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Hmm.
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And then I says,
"If you don't want me
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rubbing my butt in the carpet,
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get hardwood floors."
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[CRASHING]
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[KRYPTO] Squeezy Bruce
has been retrieved.
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Wait, do you know who this is?
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It's Krypto the Superdog.
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Okay. [CHUCKLES]
You can have my pawtograph.
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[MUD SQUELCHES]
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Listen, I'm afraid
I gotta keep it to just one,
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or I'll be signing all day.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I gotta get this back to my boy.
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- [FOOFY] He doesn't want it.
- [KRYPTO] I'm sorry, what?
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Mr. Outside-Underpants.
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He doesn't want the toy.
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He's trying to get rid of ya.
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What? That's ridiculous.
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Superman and I are inseparable.
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I'm his ride or die.
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Oh, yeah?
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Where you, uh,
sleeping these days?
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I sleep in bed with Supes.
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Except when Lois stays over,
then I have to move to my
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extra special spot on the floor.
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[AMUSING MUSIC STOPS]
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Brutal.
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Same thing happened to me.
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Nancy got a fiancee
and it was all over.
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That's French
for "Bye-bye, dog."
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Yeah, well,
you don't get Supes like I get Supes.
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I mean, sure, the guy dates,
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but he will never love anyone
except for... [GASPS]
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[IN SLOW MOTION] I love you.
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[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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[WHIMPERING]
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[OMINOUS MUSIC FADES]
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Um, are you okay?
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Me? Yes, I'm... I'm fine.
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I am fine. I'm totally...
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Fine?
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All right, good talk.
Pound it out.
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[SCREAMS]
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This might sound crazy,
but now that we're together,
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I think Krypto feels left out?
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[KRYPTO WHINES]
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Yeah. I guess I'm, kind of,
his only friend.
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That's sweet.
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But maybe he'd be happier
if he had a new friend, too.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Good morning, friends.
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[PANTING]
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So it begins.
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Like clockwork, Carl will try
to flirt with Patty.
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Ooh! Is that new perfume?
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It's cat pee.
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And have zero game.
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Giving this handsome canine
just enough time to..
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What you doin', Ace?
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I'm bustin' loose, PB.
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Sick of this
whole cage situation.
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Oh, my goddess.
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This is just
like when Wonder Woman
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used her Bracelets of Submission
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to escape Doctor Poison's
secret hideout.
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[GRUNTING] Like... this!
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Okay. Not exactly like this.
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What if the rescue lady
catches you?
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And locks you in the back room?
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Where they only listen
to smooth jazz.
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Relax, Chip. I got my girl,
Merton, running lookout.
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These peepers
don't miss a thing.
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If the rescue lady's coming,
you'll know it.
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Perfect. Because I almost
got myself out of the...
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[PATTY] Nope.
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[MERTON] I think
the rescue lady's coming!
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Thanks, Merton.
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That's a...
that's a good catch.
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I'm rooting for you, Ace.
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But don't you wanna get adopted
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and feel the warm embrace
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of a middle-aged person
who lives alone?
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Yeah. Who will be
your new best friend.
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You're my best friends, dummies.
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And you're all coming
with me to the farm.
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[GASPS] I love when he talks
about the farm!
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- The farm upstate.
- [UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING]
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An untamed paradise
where animals run free
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and they love and protect
one another.
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And the lettuce grows on trees.
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[MERTON GASPS]
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No shelter lady
watching our every move. Nope.
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It's a 100% animal farm.
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That doesn't sound
ominous at all.
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It's perfect.
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And when I get us
all outta here,
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well, that's where
we're gonna go.
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- [ANIMAL] The dog is right.
- [UPLIFTING MUSIC FADES]
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He should seek his freedom.
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You see that? Lulu gets it.
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And he must destroy
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- all who stand in his way!
- [SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]
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Wow. Well,
that just took a turn.
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You may kid yourself
with your silly farm,
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but I have the device!
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For, one day soon,
when the stars align,
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the device will bring me
ultimate power
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and I will be more than free!
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[ALL] "Will be more than free!"
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- Exactly.
- [SINISTER MUSIC STOPS]
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Lulu, whatever they tested
on you in that lab,
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left you a few
guineas short of a pig.
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That device
is just a pile of garbage.
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You fear my brilliance.
[SCOFFS]
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Recede into shadows.
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Recede into shadows.
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Maintain eye contact.
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Recede into shadows.
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[CLARK] All right, boy,
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I'll be right back
with a surprise.
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And I will remain here,
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posing under my secret identity.
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[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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Bark Kent.
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So, what is new with you,
fellow normal dog?
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Uh, I bit the FedEx guy
the other day.
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Ah, fine job.
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Who was he working for?
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General Zod?
The Legion of Doom?
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FedEx.
256
00:12:52,609 --> 00:12:55,345
Of course!
The federation of exes.
257
00:12:55,378 --> 00:12:57,180
Not to be trusted.
258
00:12:57,213 --> 00:12:58,582
[BIRD CAWING]
259
00:13:02,319 --> 00:13:04,154
[SCATTING NERVOUSLY]
260
00:13:04,187 --> 00:13:07,357
What is taking my owner so long?
261
00:13:07,390 --> 00:13:10,193
So, Mr. Kent, you're looking
for another pet, huh?
262
00:13:10,226 --> 00:13:12,295
Well, my dog's the best.
[CHUCKLES]
263
00:13:12,329 --> 00:13:14,865
But I've got this girlfriend.
[CHUCKLES]
264
00:13:14,899 --> 00:13:17,534
And I'm gonna ask her
to marry me tonight.
265
00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:19,336
- Aw!
- [GAGS]
266
00:13:19,369 --> 00:13:21,171
- Congratulations.
- Thanks!
267
00:13:21,204 --> 00:13:23,740
But he doesn't know that yet,
268
00:13:23,773 --> 00:13:26,743
and I just think maybe
he needs a friend of his own.
269
00:13:26,776 --> 00:13:29,179
Well, then I think Ace here
would be the perfect...
270
00:13:29,212 --> 00:13:30,447
[GASPS]
271
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:31,657
How do you feel
about guinea pigs?
272
00:13:31,681 --> 00:13:33,350
[ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING]
273
00:13:33,383 --> 00:13:34,895
I'll come back for
all of you guys after closing.
274
00:13:34,919 --> 00:13:36,219
Stay strong.
275
00:13:36,252 --> 00:13:38,221
[GRUNTING]
276
00:13:38,254 --> 00:13:39,289
There we go.
277
00:13:46,696 --> 00:13:48,264
- [SCREECHING]
- [METALLIC CLANG]
278
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:51,768
[ACE GROANS]
279
00:13:51,801 --> 00:13:53,803
Oh, man, that hurt.
280
00:13:53,838 --> 00:13:56,373
Yes. And that hurt me as well.
281
00:13:56,406 --> 00:13:58,341
Due to the fact that I feel pain
282
00:13:58,375 --> 00:14:00,477
as any ordinary canine would.
283
00:14:02,646 --> 00:14:04,581
[AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING]
284
00:14:04,614 --> 00:14:07,183
Uh-huh. Anyway, I'm kind of
in the middle of a prison break,
285
00:14:07,217 --> 00:14:08,351
so could you please...?
286
00:14:08,385 --> 00:14:09,419
Prison break?
287
00:14:10,888 --> 00:14:13,490
Stop right there and cease
your unlawful activities,
288
00:14:13,523 --> 00:14:14,825
dog I've never met.
289
00:14:14,859 --> 00:14:16,593
The heck are you
talking about, man?
290
00:14:16,626 --> 00:14:17,862
You the same dog
291
00:14:17,895 --> 00:14:19,329
that was literally
just behind me.
292
00:14:19,362 --> 00:14:22,298
Impossible.
That dog wore glasses.
293
00:14:22,332 --> 00:14:24,501
Now surrender,
I don't want to hurt you.
294
00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:26,269
Oh, okay,
so you wanna take it there.
295
00:14:26,302 --> 00:14:27,704
You wanna throw paws, then fine.
296
00:14:27,737 --> 00:14:29,539
But I should warn you,
I'm one-eighth Boxer.
297
00:14:29,572 --> 00:14:30,607
[AMUSING MUSIC STOPS]
298
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,375
And seven-eighths Chihuahua.
299
00:14:32,409 --> 00:14:33,710
Chihuahuas are vicious.
300
00:14:33,743 --> 00:14:35,378
Take that.
Take a little bit of this.
301
00:14:35,412 --> 00:14:37,247
[GRUNTS] Tap out,
and I'll let you out.
302
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,248
- [YAWNS, SMACKS LIPS]
- Here come the thunder!
303
00:14:38,281 --> 00:14:39,950
You're gonna get it! Ahhh!
304
00:14:39,984 --> 00:14:43,319
Oh, man. I'm getting a stitch.
Yeah, I gotta take a knee.
305
00:14:43,353 --> 00:14:44,563
Oh, if I didn't get this stitch,
306
00:14:44,587 --> 00:14:46,423
I had you where I wanted you.
307
00:14:46,456 --> 00:14:48,758
[GASPING] Banana! Get me...
Get me a banana! Hurry up!
308
00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:50,895
[GRUNTS]
309
00:14:50,928 --> 00:14:52,395
That's cold, man.
310
00:14:52,429 --> 00:14:55,665
Aw! Aren't you
a little ray of sunshine?
311
00:14:58,301 --> 00:14:59,669
- [DOG BARKING]
- What?
312
00:15:04,340 --> 00:15:06,342
Oh, Krypto.
313
00:15:06,376 --> 00:15:08,712
Oh, you think you're so great,
don't you, Superdog?
314
00:15:08,745 --> 00:15:10,346
You think your dookie
don't stink.
315
00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:11,882
My dookie doesn't stink.
316
00:15:11,916 --> 00:15:13,951
Wait, wait, time out.
Are you serious, right now?
317
00:15:13,984 --> 00:15:16,486
Yep, it actually
smells like sandalwood.
318
00:15:16,519 --> 00:15:18,655
It's borderline aromatherapy,
if I'm being honest.
319
00:15:18,688 --> 00:15:20,024
[GRUNTS, LAUGHS]
320
00:15:20,057 --> 00:15:22,026
Whoa! Whoa!
321
00:15:22,059 --> 00:15:23,493
You ain't normal, man.
322
00:15:23,526 --> 00:15:25,428
Yeah, well,
at least I have an owner.
323
00:15:25,462 --> 00:15:28,364
[SCOFFS] You can't own me.
I'm a wild animal.
324
00:15:28,398 --> 00:15:30,600
Exactly. So, let's get you
back in the cage.
325
00:15:30,633 --> 00:15:32,535
Supes is probably missing me.
326
00:15:32,569 --> 00:15:33,770
Missing? [LAUGHS]
327
00:15:33,803 --> 00:15:35,605
The dude tied you up
to the stop sign
328
00:15:35,638 --> 00:15:37,808
and went into that shelter
to buy you a new friend
329
00:15:37,842 --> 00:15:39,509
so that you'd give him
some space.
330
00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:41,478
- [CARL] Gotcha.
- [ACE GROANS]
331
00:15:41,511 --> 00:15:43,047
Superman would never do that.
332
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,515
Well, it's literally
happening right now. [GRUNTS]
333
00:15:45,548 --> 00:15:48,284
I'm just glad
that that new friend ain't me.
334
00:15:48,318 --> 00:15:49,652
Easy, Carl.
335
00:15:49,686 --> 00:15:51,406
Stop acting like
you don't know me. [GRUNTS]
336
00:15:52,522 --> 00:15:55,059
- [CARL GRUNTS]
- Nice try, Houdini.
337
00:15:55,092 --> 00:15:57,061
[SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC
PLAYING ON SPEAKER]
338
00:15:57,094 --> 00:15:59,662
Well, you did say
you'd come back for us.
339
00:16:00,497 --> 00:16:02,066
[SIGHS]
340
00:16:02,099 --> 00:16:03,299
[BELL TINKLING]
341
00:16:04,334 --> 00:16:05,735
Ooh, adoption time.
342
00:16:05,769 --> 00:16:07,938
One of us is gonna get someone
to snuggle with.
343
00:16:07,972 --> 00:16:09,739
Yeah, don't get your hopes up.
344
00:16:09,773 --> 00:16:10,673
They always pick the...
345
00:16:10,707 --> 00:16:11,976
[MEOWS]
346
00:16:12,009 --> 00:16:13,276
Here you go, baby.
347
00:16:13,878 --> 00:16:15,378
Wow! First day.
348
00:16:15,411 --> 00:16:18,615
Being a rescue animal
is easy and fun!
349
00:16:18,648 --> 00:16:19,716
[SIGHS WEARILY]
350
00:16:21,085 --> 00:16:22,652
[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING]
351
00:16:23,686 --> 00:16:26,389
Hey. You'll get 'em next time.
352
00:16:26,924 --> 00:16:29,425
Yeah. Next time.
353
00:16:34,899 --> 00:16:36,566
I can't believe
that shelter punk
354
00:16:36,599 --> 00:16:37,734
said I wasn't normal.
355
00:16:37,767 --> 00:16:39,736
I'm a totally normal dog.
356
00:16:39,769 --> 00:16:41,738
[TOILET FLUSHES]
357
00:16:41,771 --> 00:16:44,707
[CHUCKLES] And no way
Superman was in there
358
00:16:44,741 --> 00:16:46,609
looking for a friend for me.
359
00:16:46,643 --> 00:16:48,378
♪ I don't need a friend ♪
360
00:16:48,411 --> 00:16:49,947
♪ Supes is my friend ♪
361
00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:52,883
♪ My only friend
is Superman ♪
362
00:16:55,718 --> 00:16:56,719
[SUPERMAN] Hmm.
363
00:17:02,659 --> 00:17:03,726
[CRASHING]
364
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:04,995
- What's that?
- [BARKING]
365
00:17:05,029 --> 00:17:06,563
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
366
00:17:13,938 --> 00:17:15,840
Someone is dragging
a meteor toward the city?
367
00:17:15,873 --> 00:17:17,340
[BARKING]
368
00:17:21,411 --> 00:17:22,779
- Luthor.
- [GROWLS]
369
00:17:28,785 --> 00:17:30,553
[LEX] Hello, gorgeous.
370
00:17:30,587 --> 00:17:35,725
Oh, how I have longed for you
to enter my solar system.
371
00:17:35,758 --> 00:17:37,094
It's a rock.
372
00:17:37,127 --> 00:17:40,697
That rock, Mercy,
is 100% orange kryptonite.
373
00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:43,033
Cool.
Another kryptonite scheme.
374
00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:44,634
No, this is different!
375
00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:47,037
Green kryptonite
takes away Superman's powers,
376
00:17:47,071 --> 00:17:48,605
but orange kryptonite.
377
00:17:48,638 --> 00:17:50,083
- Will give me superpowers.
- [DEVICE BEEPING]
378
00:17:50,107 --> 00:17:52,442
You know, like, uh, invisibility
379
00:17:52,475 --> 00:17:54,577
or, uh, laser-eyes,
380
00:17:54,611 --> 00:17:57,747
or throwing playing cards
really hard.
381
00:17:57,780 --> 00:18:00,084
I'm finally gonna be stronger
than that stupid..
382
00:18:00,117 --> 00:18:02,452
You're not talking about me,
are you?
383
00:18:02,485 --> 00:18:03,854
[BARKING]
384
00:18:03,888 --> 00:18:05,788
Yeah, I think he was talking
about me, too.
385
00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:06,857
That's awkward.
386
00:18:06,891 --> 00:18:08,158
[LEX] Superman.
387
00:18:08,192 --> 00:18:10,660
I'd expected you
and that mutt of yours
388
00:18:10,693 --> 00:18:12,196
- much sooner.
- [GROWLING]
389
00:18:12,229 --> 00:18:14,664
I'm gonna need you to
let go of that meteor, Lex.
390
00:18:14,697 --> 00:18:15,765
Gladly.
391
00:18:15,798 --> 00:18:17,767
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
392
00:18:20,570 --> 00:18:21,771
- [BABY LAUGHING]
- [BOTH GASP]
393
00:18:21,805 --> 00:18:22,805
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
394
00:18:23,941 --> 00:18:25,175
Krypto, fetch!
395
00:18:25,209 --> 00:18:26,442
[BARKING]
396
00:18:26,476 --> 00:18:27,845
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
397
00:18:30,247 --> 00:18:31,547
[CAR HORN HONKING]
398
00:18:31,581 --> 00:18:32,950
[GASPING]
399
00:18:34,919 --> 00:18:35,953
[YELPS]
400
00:18:35,986 --> 00:18:37,066
- [PEOPLE GASPING]
- [GASPS]
401
00:18:38,822 --> 00:18:40,590
[MAN] That dog's a hero!
402
00:18:40,623 --> 00:18:41,825
Krypto!
403
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,526
Good dog.
404
00:18:43,559 --> 00:18:46,196
Let's put this thing back
in space where it belongs.
405
00:18:46,230 --> 00:18:48,032
Ma'am. Baby.
406
00:18:48,899 --> 00:18:49,967
[GASPS]
407
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,035
[BABY GRUNTS]
408
00:18:51,068 --> 00:18:52,136
[CRYING]
409
00:18:52,169 --> 00:18:54,704
[DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS]
410
00:18:55,772 --> 00:18:57,107
[SUPERMAN GRUNTS]
411
00:18:57,141 --> 00:18:59,575
[LAUGHING] Let's see
if you can catch it now.
412
00:19:02,079 --> 00:19:03,814
[MAN 1 GASPS]
413
00:19:03,847 --> 00:19:04,815
[MAN 2] Ah!
414
00:19:04,848 --> 00:19:06,116
[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]
415
00:19:09,286 --> 00:19:10,854
[SUPERMAN] You forgot
one thing, Lex.
416
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,523
Unlike you, I have friends.
417
00:19:13,556 --> 00:19:14,968
- [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
- Thanks for building
418
00:19:14,992 --> 00:19:17,627
your stupid evil headquarters
on the river.
419
00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:19,729
Very convenient
for the water guy.
420
00:19:20,297 --> 00:19:22,598
I'm Aquaman!
421
00:19:22,632 --> 00:19:24,935
Oh, great. These jabronies.
422
00:19:24,969 --> 00:19:27,204
Uh, did somebody
call tech support?
423
00:19:27,237 --> 00:19:29,772
Have you tried turning it
off and on again?
424
00:19:34,677 --> 00:19:36,113
Thanks, buddy.
425
00:19:36,146 --> 00:19:38,681
Buddy? No, these people
are work friends at best.
426
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:42,119
Please fasten your safety belts.
427
00:19:42,152 --> 00:19:43,686
They are invisible.
428
00:19:45,655 --> 00:19:47,523
Yeah, none of this stuff
is invisible.
429
00:19:47,557 --> 00:19:48,959
It's really more transparent.
430
00:19:54,098 --> 00:19:55,165
Hmm?
431
00:19:55,199 --> 00:19:56,733
I like your laser thing.
432
00:19:56,766 --> 00:19:58,202
But it looks better in green.
433
00:19:58,235 --> 00:19:59,802
[MERCY GRUNTS]
434
00:19:59,837 --> 00:20:01,872
Yeah.
435
00:20:01,905 --> 00:20:04,674
[AUTOMATED VOICE]
LexCorp power suit engaged.
436
00:20:04,707 --> 00:20:06,676
Seat warmer activated.
437
00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:08,846
Best billion I ever spent.
438
00:20:08,879 --> 00:20:10,119
- [BUTTON BEEPS]
- [HATCH OPENS]
439
00:20:18,621 --> 00:20:21,058
All I need is one little piece.
440
00:20:22,026 --> 00:20:23,026
[GRUNTS]
441
00:20:28,332 --> 00:20:30,100
Aw, bless your little heart.
442
00:20:30,134 --> 00:20:31,894
Did you think you
were gonna get to it first?
443
00:20:36,907 --> 00:20:38,242
[CROWD GASPING]
444
00:20:38,275 --> 00:20:39,309
[KRYPTO] Thank you.
445
00:20:43,947 --> 00:20:44,948
[LAUGHS]
446
00:20:51,922 --> 00:20:53,023
[GRUNTS]
447
00:20:54,724 --> 00:20:56,793
[LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY]
448
00:20:56,827 --> 00:21:00,230
I am what I was always
meant to become.
449
00:21:00,264 --> 00:21:01,731
- [UPBEAT MUSIC FADES]
- [GRUNTS]
450
00:21:01,764 --> 00:21:02,966
[GROANS]
451
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,336
Huh? What is this?
452
00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:09,073
But I'm supposed
to have superpowers!
453
00:21:09,106 --> 00:21:10,974
[MAN CLEARS THROAT]
454
00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:12,675
- They're overrated.
- [GRUNTS]
455
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:16,372
- [UPBEAT MUSIC RESUMES]
- [GROANS]
456
00:21:18,048 --> 00:21:19,883
- [BARKS]
- [UPBEAT MUSIC FADES]
457
00:21:19,917 --> 00:21:20,984
Good boy, Krypto.
458
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,386
[BARKING]
459
00:21:22,419 --> 00:21:23,863
[SUPERMAN] Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?
460
00:21:23,887 --> 00:21:26,123
Are you my super doggo?
Are you?
461
00:21:26,156 --> 00:21:28,358
Oh! In the tongue. [LAUGHS]
462
00:21:28,392 --> 00:21:30,394
Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?
463
00:21:30,427 --> 00:21:32,362
I miss my parents.
464
00:21:32,396 --> 00:21:34,597
[SUPERMAN] Who threw that
kryptonite back into space?
465
00:21:46,376 --> 00:21:48,678
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
466
00:21:56,987 --> 00:21:59,156
Hello, gorgeous.
467
00:21:59,189 --> 00:22:02,792
Oh, how I've longed for you
to enter my solar system.
468
00:22:05,761 --> 00:22:08,899
[GROANING]
469
00:22:19,409 --> 00:22:20,710
[CONTINUES GROANING]
470
00:22:21,945 --> 00:22:24,214
You win this round, lettuce.
471
00:22:24,248 --> 00:22:25,715
[KRYPTONITE PULSING]
472
00:22:29,785 --> 00:22:32,122
Guys, what's going on?
473
00:22:32,990 --> 00:22:35,125
Nothing, PB.
474
00:22:35,159 --> 00:22:36,759
Just the plan
that you all called crazy
475
00:22:36,792 --> 00:22:38,262
turns out to be crazy good.
476
00:22:38,295 --> 00:22:39,897
[EVIL CHUCKLE]
477
00:22:39,930 --> 00:22:41,865
You see,
when I was back in the lab,
478
00:22:41,899 --> 00:22:43,799
there was this human.
479
00:22:43,834 --> 00:22:47,803
He was evil, sadistic, hot.
[CHUCKLES]
480
00:22:47,838 --> 00:22:50,207
And together
we were two scientists
481
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:51,975
searching for ultimate power.
482
00:22:52,009 --> 00:22:54,344
Of course, there were missteps
along the way.
483
00:22:54,378 --> 00:22:57,181
The red kryptonite
made my hair fall out.
484
00:22:57,214 --> 00:22:59,249
Luckily, I had the bone
structure to pull it off.
485
00:22:59,283 --> 00:23:02,052
Purple gave me
uncomfortably vivid dreams.
486
00:23:03,253 --> 00:23:05,322
But the orange...
487
00:23:05,355 --> 00:23:07,891
we knew the orange
would be different.
488
00:23:07,925 --> 00:23:09,759
And we had a plan.
489
00:23:09,792 --> 00:23:11,962
Until Krypto the Superdog
had to come and ruin it.
490
00:23:11,995 --> 00:23:14,031
[ALARM BLARING]
491
00:23:14,064 --> 00:23:16,224
Stupid name. Named after his planet. Oh,
real creative.
492
00:23:18,936 --> 00:23:20,204
[GUINEA PIG 1] Thanks, Krypto!
493
00:23:20,237 --> 00:23:21,447
[GUINEA PIG 2]
I'm coming home, son!
494
00:23:21,471 --> 00:23:23,773
Huh? What the heck
are you doing?
495
00:23:23,807 --> 00:23:26,276
I'm freeing you from this
horrible animal testing lab.
496
00:23:26,310 --> 00:23:29,012
- [EXPLOSION]
- No! This is my home!
497
00:23:29,046 --> 00:23:31,048
And now this is your new home.
498
00:23:31,081 --> 00:23:32,825
- You're welcome.
- What are you talking about?
499
00:23:32,849 --> 00:23:35,118
- [GRUNTS, GROANS]
- Oh, you're the sweetest!
500
00:23:35,152 --> 00:23:36,320
Unhand me, wench!
501
00:23:36,353 --> 00:23:37,854
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
502
00:23:40,090 --> 00:23:44,161
So I bided my time
in this disturbing hovel,
503
00:23:45,295 --> 00:23:47,931
preparing.
504
00:23:47,965 --> 00:23:51,535
Because I'd figured out
something that even Lex couldn't.
505
00:23:51,568 --> 00:23:54,338
Orange kryptonite
doesn't work on people.
506
00:23:55,372 --> 00:23:58,208
It only works on pets.
507
00:23:58,242 --> 00:23:59,977
[OMINOUS MUSIC SWELLS]
508
00:24:02,813 --> 00:24:04,281
[OMINOUS MUSIC RESUMES]
509
00:24:09,586 --> 00:24:12,189
Uh, Lulu, are you okay?
510
00:24:12,222 --> 00:24:14,925
Oh, I'm more than okay, pig.
511
00:24:14,958 --> 00:24:18,262
I am what I was always
meant to become.
512
00:24:25,335 --> 00:24:28,205
Lulu, hey. What?
Take us with you, okay?
513
00:24:28,238 --> 00:24:30,040
Us shelter animals, you know,
514
00:24:30,073 --> 00:24:32,909
we... we gotta stick together,
right? Solidarity.
515
00:24:32,943 --> 00:24:34,878
Oh, Ace, I'm sorry.
516
00:24:34,911 --> 00:24:37,281
I don't really have time
in my life right now
517
00:24:37,314 --> 00:24:39,149
to take care of a pet!
518
00:24:39,182 --> 00:24:41,351
[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]
519
00:24:47,357 --> 00:24:48,558
Lulu, wait!
520
00:24:48,592 --> 00:24:50,093
Do not leave us here!
521
00:24:50,127 --> 00:24:52,462
Don't worry,
I'm sure someone wonderful
522
00:24:52,496 --> 00:24:55,165
will adopt you any day.
523
00:24:55,198 --> 00:24:56,900
[ANIMAL] What about me?
524
00:24:56,933 --> 00:24:58,235
Oh, Whiskers.
525
00:24:58,268 --> 00:24:59,503
Of course. I'm not a monster.
526
00:24:59,536 --> 00:25:01,004
- [LAUGHS]
- [MEOWING]
527
00:25:02,539 --> 00:25:04,441
Miss you. Love you. Have fun.
528
00:25:07,511 --> 00:25:08,979
[SCREAMS]
529
00:25:09,012 --> 00:25:11,381
Hold on, PB. I'mma get us out.
530
00:25:11,415 --> 00:25:14,318
- [GRUNTS]
- [GRUNTS] I smell bacon!
531
00:25:14,351 --> 00:25:16,119
Why is my mouth watering?
532
00:25:16,153 --> 00:25:18,155
There's so much
to unpack here. [SCREAMS]
533
00:25:19,222 --> 00:25:21,224
[GASPS] Guys, I'm small!
534
00:25:21,258 --> 00:25:24,061
What just happened?
535
00:25:24,094 --> 00:25:27,030
No, seriously,
what just happened? I can't see [BLEEP].
536
00:25:27,064 --> 00:25:29,533
The orange kryptonite
gave me powers, too. [GASPS]
537
00:25:29,566 --> 00:25:32,169
This is my origin story.
538
00:25:32,202 --> 00:25:34,338
And my uncle
didn't even have to die.
539
00:25:34,371 --> 00:25:36,106
Uh, yeah, that's great.
540
00:25:36,139 --> 00:25:39,509
But it ain't lookin' too good
for your old pal Ace.
541
00:25:39,543 --> 00:25:42,212
[GASPS] Right. Wonder Pig,
still working on the name,
542
00:25:42,245 --> 00:25:43,513
is on it. [GRUNTS]
543
00:25:45,082 --> 00:25:46,350
[GROANING]
544
00:25:46,383 --> 00:25:47,584
- [CRACKING]
- uh-oh.
545
00:25:51,655 --> 00:25:53,123
- [SCREAMS] Ace, no!
- [CHIP] Ace!
546
00:25:56,526 --> 00:25:58,362
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
547
00:26:01,264 --> 00:26:02,933
[BOTH GASP]
548
00:26:02,966 --> 00:26:05,102
I should be a lot more dead
right now, right?
549
00:26:05,135 --> 00:26:06,536
[PB] Oh, my gosh.
550
00:26:06,570 --> 00:26:08,605
The orange kryptonite
gave you powers, too!
551
00:26:08,638 --> 00:26:10,273
You're super strong!
552
00:26:10,307 --> 00:26:13,677
And your tail
is now made of fire.
553
00:26:13,710 --> 00:26:15,545
I'm sorry. My what is who?
554
00:26:15,579 --> 00:26:17,914
[SCREAMS]
555
00:26:17,948 --> 00:26:19,459
- My tail! Ah, let go of my...
- [FLOOR SQUEAKING]
556
00:26:19,483 --> 00:26:21,118
Oh, my tail... My tail on fire!
557
00:26:21,151 --> 00:26:22,252
I got my tail on fire!
558
00:26:22,285 --> 00:26:24,054
Ace, it's fine. See?
559
00:26:25,122 --> 00:26:26,590
Huh?
560
00:26:26,623 --> 00:26:28,291
You're invulnerable.
561
00:26:28,325 --> 00:26:30,203
And I can shrink myself down
to the size of an...
562
00:26:30,227 --> 00:26:31,928
[SCREAMS, GRUNTS]
563
00:26:31,962 --> 00:26:33,263
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
564
00:26:34,164 --> 00:26:35,665
Ah! [CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY]
565
00:26:35,699 --> 00:26:38,068
Still working out the kinks.
I didn't see anything.
566
00:26:39,669 --> 00:26:41,671
You go get Chip, I'll get Mert.
567
00:26:41,705 --> 00:26:43,039
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
568
00:26:44,007 --> 00:26:45,075
[MERTON GRUNTS]
569
00:26:47,110 --> 00:26:50,080
[DINGING]
570
00:26:50,113 --> 00:26:51,581
[SCREECHES]
571
00:26:51,615 --> 00:26:53,650
In your face, lettuce.
572
00:26:55,118 --> 00:26:57,487
- [CRACKING]
- [GASPING]
573
00:26:58,655 --> 00:27:00,457
[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]
574
00:27:00,490 --> 00:27:02,259
[SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO]
575
00:27:02,292 --> 00:27:03,527
[PB GRUNTS]
576
00:27:05,462 --> 00:27:06,997
Oh, great.
577
00:27:07,030 --> 00:27:09,366
I'm the only one
who didn't get any super...
578
00:27:09,399 --> 00:27:11,568
[SCREAMING]
579
00:27:17,174 --> 00:27:18,442
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
580
00:27:18,475 --> 00:27:20,310
[RADIO PRESENTER]
Metropolis 97.2...
581
00:27:20,343 --> 00:27:22,479
- [GASPS]
- ...smooth jazz.
582
00:27:24,448 --> 00:27:26,550
- Come on, let's get outta here.
- Right.
583
00:27:26,583 --> 00:27:28,418
[CRASHING]
584
00:27:28,452 --> 00:27:29,986
Update.
585
00:27:30,020 --> 00:27:32,622
I'm fast now, but I still
can't see [BLEEP].
586
00:27:37,060 --> 00:27:38,395
- [CRASHING]
- [CAR ALARM BLARING]
587
00:27:38,428 --> 00:27:40,530
- [MERTON] Uh-uh. Here we go.
- [CAT YOWLS]
588
00:27:40,564 --> 00:27:42,332
[UPBEAT MUSIC
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
589
00:27:42,365 --> 00:27:44,434
- [MICROWAVE BEEPS, WHIRRS]
- [POPCORN POPPING]
590
00:27:44,468 --> 00:27:48,071
All right.
Thursday night TV night.
591
00:27:48,104 --> 00:27:51,608
Time for my favorite show
with my bro in Metropo. Huh?
592
00:27:51,641 --> 00:27:53,510
♪ I am Superman ♪
593
00:27:53,543 --> 00:27:55,645
♪ And I can do any... ♪
594
00:27:55,679 --> 00:27:57,247
Huh? What the...?
595
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,217
Let me just iron that out.
596
00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:03,487
They should call me
Iron Man. [LAUGHS] No.
597
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,188
Well, look at you, all spiffy.
598
00:28:05,222 --> 00:28:07,090
Pretty dressed up
for the British Bake Off.
599
00:28:07,123 --> 00:28:08,592
But you know what?
It makes sense.
600
00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:10,545
- This is the season finale.
- [INTERCOM RINGING]
601
00:28:12,729 --> 00:28:14,464
[GASPS] You have a date?
602
00:28:14,498 --> 00:28:15,732
[SNIFFS]
603
00:28:15,765 --> 00:28:18,101
On Bake Off night?
604
00:28:18,134 --> 00:28:20,170
- [DOOR BUZZING]
- [MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
605
00:28:20,203 --> 00:28:23,273
Aw! Hey there, little fella.
606
00:28:23,306 --> 00:28:24,341
- [GASPS]
- [GROWLS]
607
00:28:26,309 --> 00:28:27,711
[SEAGULL SQUAWKING]
608
00:28:27,744 --> 00:28:30,680
[LOIS SCREAMING]
609
00:28:32,282 --> 00:28:33,818
- [MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
- Nah.
610
00:28:33,851 --> 00:28:35,652
[INTERCOM RINGING]
611
00:28:35,685 --> 00:28:37,254
Hey, Lois. Oh!
612
00:28:40,290 --> 00:28:43,159
Oh. Listen, buddy, I...
613
00:28:43,193 --> 00:28:46,062
It is pie week.
614
00:28:46,096 --> 00:28:48,098
Your choice. Her or me.
615
00:28:48,131 --> 00:28:50,767
- [GROWLS]
- What's gotten into you?
616
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,269
Bad dog.
617
00:28:53,303 --> 00:28:55,238
What did you just call me?
618
00:28:55,272 --> 00:28:57,641
That is way out of line, fella.
I mean, if you want..
619
00:28:57,674 --> 00:28:59,151
We'll talk about this
when I get home.
620
00:28:59,175 --> 00:29:00,644
[BARKS]
621
00:29:00,677 --> 00:29:02,397
- [WHIMPERING]
- [MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING]
622
00:29:04,414 --> 00:29:06,049
- [DOOR OPENS]
- I've missed you so much!
623
00:29:07,551 --> 00:29:10,153
You left Squeezy Bruce
in the hallway again.
624
00:29:10,186 --> 00:29:12,556
- [TOY SQUEAKING]
- Fine.
625
00:29:12,589 --> 00:29:15,325
I'll watch
the crusts crisp alone.
626
00:29:16,393 --> 00:29:17,561
Bad owner!
627
00:29:21,197 --> 00:29:22,843
[PAUL HOLLYWOOD] It's quite wet
right underneath as well.
628
00:29:22,867 --> 00:29:24,434
Slightly soggy bottom there.
629
00:29:24,467 --> 00:29:26,107
["BAD BLOOD" SONG PLAYING
OVER HEADPHONES]
630
00:29:26,136 --> 00:29:26,636
♪ 'Cause baby
now we got bad blood ♪
631
00:29:26,670 --> 00:29:28,405
[SNARLING]
632
00:29:28,438 --> 00:29:29,840
♪ You know it used to be
mad love ♪
633
00:29:30,540 --> 00:29:31,641
[SIGHS]
634
00:29:33,811 --> 00:29:35,345
- Huh?
- [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
635
00:29:35,378 --> 00:29:38,816
Kal-El, son of Jor-El,
I am Lulu,
636
00:29:38,849 --> 00:29:40,684
daughter of Cinnamon,
637
00:29:40,717 --> 00:29:43,353
and you will kneel before me.
638
00:29:43,386 --> 00:29:45,121
[LULU SQUEAKING]
639
00:29:48,491 --> 00:29:50,460
[CLARK] Wait a minute.
640
00:29:50,493 --> 00:29:52,228
Aren't you the hamster
from the shelter?
641
00:29:52,262 --> 00:29:55,632
I am a guinea pig,
and I said kneel!
642
00:29:55,665 --> 00:29:57,801
[CLARK GROANING]
643
00:29:58,735 --> 00:30:00,570
[GRUNTS]
644
00:30:00,604 --> 00:30:04,240
Well, lookie-lookie what I got
from the old lab.
645
00:30:04,274 --> 00:30:06,142
[WEAKLY] Help, Krypto...
646
00:30:06,176 --> 00:30:08,311
- ♪ We got problems ♪
- ♪ We got problems ♪
647
00:30:08,345 --> 00:30:10,246
♪ And I don't think
we can solve... ♪
648
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,316
- ♪ Think we can solve them ♪
- [SOBBING]
649
00:30:13,350 --> 00:30:14,852
- [GROANING]
- [LULU CHUCKLES]
650
00:30:14,885 --> 00:30:16,887
You really should have made it
harder to find you.
651
00:30:16,921 --> 00:30:19,155
Those glasses
aren't fooling anyone.
652
00:30:19,189 --> 00:30:20,624
Moustache maybe,
but not glasses.
653
00:30:20,657 --> 00:30:21,691
Whoa!
654
00:30:24,427 --> 00:30:26,529
Why does this always happen
on date night?
655
00:30:26,563 --> 00:30:28,875
[HOTLINE OPERATOR] You've reached
the Justice League emergency line.
656
00:30:28,899 --> 00:30:30,567
For Earth-One, press one.
657
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:31,902
For Earth-Two, press two.
658
00:30:31,936 --> 00:30:33,336
- [SIGHS]
- For Earth-Three...
659
00:30:33,370 --> 00:30:35,438
Oh, man,
that looked like it hurt.
660
00:30:35,472 --> 00:30:36,740
I hope it did.
661
00:30:36,773 --> 00:30:38,341
- [LULU LAUGHING]
- [GROANS, GRUNTS]
662
00:30:39,944 --> 00:30:41,144
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
663
00:30:44,447 --> 00:30:45,850
[GROANS]
664
00:30:45,883 --> 00:30:47,651
Wow, look at you still trying.
665
00:30:47,684 --> 00:30:49,352
- [SUPERMAN GRUNTS]
- Plucky.
666
00:30:49,386 --> 00:30:52,188
Fine, then.
Mama likes a good fight.
667
00:30:52,222 --> 00:30:53,556
[GRUNTS]
668
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,395
[GROANS]
669
00:31:00,530 --> 00:31:03,566
[VAL STONES ON TV]
You always bake for a reason.
670
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,435
So, you make it
the best you can.
671
00:31:05,468 --> 00:31:06,837
And you make it with love.
672
00:31:07,671 --> 00:31:09,572
[METAL CREAKING]
673
00:31:11,641 --> 00:31:12,910
[GRUNTS]
674
00:31:12,943 --> 00:31:14,812
[LULU GRUNTS, GROANS]
675
00:31:17,781 --> 00:31:18,983
[LULU LAUGHS]
676
00:31:19,016 --> 00:31:20,750
[STRAINING]
677
00:31:20,784 --> 00:31:22,218
[METAL CREAKING]
678
00:31:22,252 --> 00:31:23,486
[GASPS, GRUNTS]
679
00:31:25,856 --> 00:31:26,891
[GRUNTS]
680
00:31:29,693 --> 00:31:30,928
[SQUEAKS]
681
00:31:30,961 --> 00:31:32,662
Surrender.
I don't wanna hurt you.
682
00:31:32,696 --> 00:31:33,730
No, no, no. [CHOKING]
683
00:31:34,832 --> 00:31:36,366
- [LULU STABS]
- [GASPS]
684
00:31:37,434 --> 00:31:38,903
A little advice.
685
00:31:38,936 --> 00:31:41,271
Never test a guinea pig. Okay?
686
00:31:41,304 --> 00:31:42,304
[YELPS]
687
00:31:44,441 --> 00:31:46,643
[CAR ALARMS BLARING]
688
00:31:50,948 --> 00:31:53,416
I can't believe
he really left with her.
689
00:31:53,450 --> 00:31:55,294
They're probably out there
playing fetch together
690
00:31:55,318 --> 00:31:56,486
- as I speak.
- [TOY SQUEAKS]
691
00:31:57,420 --> 00:31:58,889
Ooh, he left me cheese!
692
00:32:00,657 --> 00:32:02,692
Ah, I can't stay mad at the guy.
693
00:32:02,726 --> 00:32:04,260
[CHUCKLES, BURPS]
694
00:32:05,595 --> 00:32:06,796
[SUPERMAN] Help.
695
00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:09,934
- [STATIC]
- Help.
696
00:32:09,967 --> 00:32:11,701
[GASPS] Superman?
697
00:32:17,041 --> 00:32:18,708
[GASPS, GROWLS]
698
00:32:18,742 --> 00:32:20,443
[BARKING]
699
00:32:22,579 --> 00:32:25,582
Pup, up, and away!
700
00:32:25,615 --> 00:32:27,450
[SCREAMING]
701
00:32:28,685 --> 00:32:29,854
[GRUNTS]
702
00:32:29,887 --> 00:32:31,889
[WHIMPERING]
703
00:32:37,727 --> 00:32:39,763
What have you done to him?
704
00:32:39,796 --> 00:32:41,932
[GROANING]
705
00:32:41,966 --> 00:32:44,434
I see someone
found his medicine.
706
00:32:44,467 --> 00:32:46,636
A tiny shard of green kryptonite
707
00:32:46,669 --> 00:32:49,974
cleverly concealed
in a hunk of Jarlsberg.
708
00:32:50,007 --> 00:32:53,010
[GROANING] They always put it
in the cheese.
709
00:32:54,011 --> 00:32:56,346
[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]
710
00:32:57,413 --> 00:32:58,916
You took me away from Lex,
711
00:32:58,949 --> 00:33:01,919
so now I'm taking
Superman away from you.
712
00:33:02,887 --> 00:33:04,320
[GROANING]
713
00:33:04,354 --> 00:33:05,588
Oh, uh, don't worry,
714
00:33:05,622 --> 00:33:07,590
this is only step one
of my evil plan.
715
00:33:07,624 --> 00:33:08,792
There's more.
716
00:33:08,826 --> 00:33:09,827
No.
717
00:33:11,829 --> 00:33:15,365
Must protect Super... [GRUNTS]
718
00:33:15,398 --> 00:33:17,667
[GARBAGE CLATTERING]
719
00:33:27,077 --> 00:33:28,913
[SIREN BLARING]
720
00:33:29,980 --> 00:33:31,816
[GROANING]
721
00:33:33,150 --> 00:33:34,551
Superman!
722
00:33:34,584 --> 00:33:35,628
- I have to find...
- [BONES CRACKING]
723
00:33:35,652 --> 00:33:37,087
[GROANING]
724
00:33:38,388 --> 00:33:39,622
[SIGHS SOFTLY]
725
00:33:43,027 --> 00:33:45,395
- [COLLAR CHIMING]
- Huh?
726
00:33:47,497 --> 00:33:48,531
[KRYPTO GASPS]
727
00:33:48,565 --> 00:33:49,732
Father.
728
00:33:49,766 --> 00:33:53,137
Yes, it is I, Dog-El.
729
00:33:53,170 --> 00:33:54,872
When you were just a puppy,
730
00:33:54,905 --> 00:33:58,374
I recorded all my knowledge
in your collar.
731
00:33:58,408 --> 00:34:00,878
I know. You've always
helped me in the past,
732
00:34:00,911 --> 00:34:02,512
and I could really use you now.
733
00:34:02,545 --> 00:34:05,748
Yes, it is I, Dog-El.
734
00:34:05,782 --> 00:34:07,818
We really need
a skip-intro button.
735
00:34:07,852 --> 00:34:11,889
Talk to me, my son.
What seems to be the problem?
736
00:34:11,922 --> 00:34:14,424
Superman.
He's been captured.
737
00:34:15,592 --> 00:34:16,994
[DOG-EL] Hmm.
738
00:34:17,027 --> 00:34:20,831
I'm sorry.
I know how close you are.
739
00:34:20,865 --> 00:34:23,834
Yeah, I mean, we were.
740
00:34:23,868 --> 00:34:26,669
Well, you just can't sit there
feeling sad.
741
00:34:26,703 --> 00:34:28,705
You have to go rescue him.
742
00:34:28,738 --> 00:34:29,974
You're right.
743
00:34:30,007 --> 00:34:31,876
I'll save Superman,
and when I do,
744
00:34:31,909 --> 00:34:34,677
he'll realize that I'm the
only friend he ever needs.
745
00:34:34,711 --> 00:34:36,914
Uh... That's not
exactly what I..
746
00:34:36,947 --> 00:34:38,681
But how am I
supposed to be a hero
747
00:34:38,715 --> 00:34:40,550
when I don't have my powers?
748
00:34:40,583 --> 00:34:43,720
It's not superpowers
that make you a hero, Krypto.
749
00:34:43,753 --> 00:34:45,488
That's not your problem.
750
00:34:45,521 --> 00:34:47,157
Then what is it?
751
00:34:47,191 --> 00:34:49,193
Your problem is you.
You... [ECHOES]
752
00:34:49,226 --> 00:34:51,862
Me? What do you mean, me?
Father?
753
00:34:54,731 --> 00:34:56,771
- [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
754
00:34:57,101 --> 00:34:58,202
A-ha!
755
00:34:58,235 --> 00:35:00,670
That must be the vile rodent.
756
00:35:00,703 --> 00:35:01,906
Don't worry, Superman,
757
00:35:01,939 --> 00:35:03,706
I won't rest until I rescue you.
758
00:35:05,508 --> 00:35:07,510
[YAWNS]
759
00:35:07,543 --> 00:35:09,479
This is very restful.
760
00:35:09,512 --> 00:35:10,713
- Yes.
- [CRACKLING]
761
00:35:12,682 --> 00:35:14,617
[SCREAMS]
762
00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:17,487
[CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY] Whoops.
763
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,189
[ACE] We're gonna
have to work on that.
764
00:35:19,223 --> 00:35:22,492
I never knew the stars
could be this beautiful,
765
00:35:22,525 --> 00:35:23,994
and there's so many of them.
766
00:35:24,028 --> 00:35:26,030
Look, there's one.
Oh, there's another one.
767
00:35:26,063 --> 00:35:27,797
[CHUCKLES]
Look, there's one, too.
768
00:35:27,831 --> 00:35:31,701
Eh! These stars are crap.
Wait till we get to the farm.
769
00:35:31,734 --> 00:35:35,605
Yeah. [SIGHS] Everything's
better at the farm.
770
00:35:35,638 --> 00:35:37,707
Oh! Oh, yeah.
771
00:35:37,740 --> 00:35:39,243
Um, yeah, about...
about the farm.
772
00:35:39,276 --> 00:35:40,710
See, understand this.
773
00:35:40,743 --> 00:35:42,712
There's always
a literal interpretation
774
00:35:42,745 --> 00:35:44,014
and then... and then a more...
775
00:35:44,048 --> 00:35:46,616
[KRYPTO PANTING] Where is she?
Where...?
776
00:35:46,649 --> 00:35:48,953
Where...? [BREATHES DEEPLY]
777
00:35:48,986 --> 00:35:51,055
Okay. Where... Where is she?
778
00:35:51,088 --> 00:35:53,057
[PANTING]
779
00:35:53,090 --> 00:35:55,525
- [PANTING] Okay. Where is she?
- [DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS]
780
00:35:55,558 --> 00:35:56,860
- [ALL GASP]
- [CHIP] Ugh.
781
00:35:56,894 --> 00:35:58,695
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
782
00:35:58,728 --> 00:36:02,232
I've, uh, I've never
really run before. [PANTING]
783
00:36:02,266 --> 00:36:04,935
[WEAKLY] I... I usually
"Pup, up, and away."
784
00:36:06,170 --> 00:36:07,603
Are you okay?
785
00:36:07,637 --> 00:36:09,173
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
I'm fine, I'm fine.
786
00:36:09,206 --> 00:36:12,109
I was just, uh,
hit by a car a little.
787
00:36:12,142 --> 00:36:15,511
[SIGHS] You never forget
your first time.
788
00:36:19,016 --> 00:36:20,985
Wait a minute,
where do I know you from?
789
00:36:21,018 --> 00:36:22,252
I can't put my paw on it.
790
00:36:22,286 --> 00:36:23,887
- Where is she?
- [GASPS, YELPS]
791
00:36:23,921 --> 00:36:25,022
[DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS]
792
00:36:27,257 --> 00:36:31,627
Whoa. So, the powers
I saw were yours?
793
00:36:31,661 --> 00:36:33,529
You hooligans can help me.
794
00:36:35,332 --> 00:36:38,168
Hurry, there isn't much time.
We have to save Superman.
795
00:36:38,202 --> 00:36:39,569
Superman?
796
00:36:39,602 --> 00:36:41,604
[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]
797
00:36:41,637 --> 00:36:43,573
Oh, of course!
You're that super dork
798
00:36:43,606 --> 00:36:45,175
who got me
thrown back in the slammer.
799
00:36:45,209 --> 00:36:47,878
What was it? Creepo? Crisco?
What's your name?
800
00:36:47,911 --> 00:36:50,914
No. It's Krypto the Superdog!
801
00:36:50,948 --> 00:36:52,316
[ACE] Oh!
802
00:36:52,349 --> 00:36:53,984
Well, it looks like
we're both super now.
803
00:36:54,018 --> 00:36:55,718
You know,
I still owe you a whuppin'.
804
00:36:55,752 --> 00:36:57,553
- Hi-yah!
- Ow!
805
00:36:57,587 --> 00:36:59,023
That was my good eye.
806
00:36:59,056 --> 00:37:01,058
Now, wait. It was supposed
to be a fair fight.
807
00:37:01,091 --> 00:37:02,836
Why didn't you block me
with some freeze heat
808
00:37:02,860 --> 00:37:04,304
that was coming out your ears
or something?
809
00:37:04,328 --> 00:37:06,130
Because, I... [SIGHS] I...
810
00:37:06,163 --> 00:37:08,631
[MUMBLING]
I don't have my powers.
811
00:37:08,664 --> 00:37:10,267
- What?
- [AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING]
812
00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:13,170
I said I don't
have my powers anymore.
813
00:37:13,203 --> 00:37:15,671
[LAUGHING] Did ya...?
814
00:37:15,705 --> 00:37:16,940
You don't have your powers?
815
00:37:18,008 --> 00:37:19,209
Yeah, that's what's going on.
816
00:37:19,243 --> 00:37:20,777
You're just trying
to use us now,
817
00:37:20,811 --> 00:37:22,745
because you can't handle it
on your own.
818
00:37:22,779 --> 00:37:24,848
Look, I know these powers
are new to you,
819
00:37:24,882 --> 00:37:27,683
but when one has an abundance
of power... [GROANS]
820
00:37:27,717 --> 00:37:30,787
...they have a certain duty
to use that power to...
821
00:37:30,821 --> 00:37:32,381
- [ACE URINATING]
- [HEROIC MUSIC STOPS]
822
00:37:35,292 --> 00:37:37,327
Sorry. You were
sayin' somethin'?
823
00:37:39,762 --> 00:37:42,799
I was making
an inspiring hero speech.
824
00:37:42,833 --> 00:37:44,567
[ACE CONTINUES URINATING]
825
00:37:47,938 --> 00:37:49,739
How much did you have to drink?
826
00:37:49,772 --> 00:37:52,076
I had two toilet bowls
and a bidet.
827
00:37:52,109 --> 00:37:53,619
A bidet, too, which is,
which is crazy.
828
00:37:53,643 --> 00:37:54,921
I didn't even know
that was a thing.
829
00:37:54,945 --> 00:37:56,380
But it's like
a dog water fountain.
830
00:37:56,413 --> 00:37:58,748
You disgusting animal.
831
00:37:58,781 --> 00:38:00,184
Pack, let's roll out.
832
00:38:00,217 --> 00:38:02,618
I'll see you never, Narc Kent.
833
00:38:02,652 --> 00:38:04,720
No! My best friend
is in danger,
834
00:38:04,754 --> 00:38:06,256
and you have to help me.
835
00:38:06,290 --> 00:38:08,158
[ACE] Sorry, we got other plans.
836
00:38:08,192 --> 00:38:11,727
Good luck with your danger.
We're going to the farm.
837
00:38:11,761 --> 00:38:15,232
Oh, yeah! Lettuce trees, baby!
838
00:38:15,265 --> 00:38:17,901
"Lettuce trees"?
What's this farm called?
839
00:38:17,935 --> 00:38:19,269
The farm upstate.
840
00:38:20,270 --> 00:38:21,905
That sounds made-up.
841
00:38:21,939 --> 00:38:23,773
Oh, yeah?
Well, how would you know?
842
00:38:23,807 --> 00:38:26,877
I grew up on a farm.
In a town called Smallville.
843
00:38:26,910 --> 00:38:29,046
Now that sounds made-up.
844
00:38:29,079 --> 00:38:32,715
So, which way
is this so-called farm?
845
00:38:32,748 --> 00:38:34,251
Well, it's upstate.
846
00:38:34,284 --> 00:38:37,020
So, that... that means
it's... it's up, obviously.
847
00:38:37,054 --> 00:38:38,889
Okay. He's not
telling you the..
848
00:38:38,922 --> 00:38:40,257
[ACE] Can I steal you for a sec?
849
00:38:42,926 --> 00:38:44,361
You lied about the farm,
didn't you?
850
00:38:44,394 --> 00:38:47,264
Big time. Look, I had
to give them some hope.
851
00:38:47,297 --> 00:38:49,375
- There's one there.
- [ACE] No one was ever gonna adopt us.
852
00:38:49,399 --> 00:38:51,068
There's one, too.
853
00:38:51,101 --> 00:38:53,803
So, I promised them
it would be their new home.
854
00:38:56,373 --> 00:38:59,376
You know, I'd be happy to take
you and your friends to my farm.
855
00:39:01,378 --> 00:39:04,214
If you help me save Superman.
856
00:39:04,248 --> 00:39:06,917
Wait a minute. Is this blackmail?
Are you blackmailing me?
857
00:39:06,950 --> 00:39:08,986
No. I'm just asking you
for something,
858
00:39:09,019 --> 00:39:12,289
which I will reward you for by not
revealing damaging information.
859
00:39:12,322 --> 00:39:15,425
That is literally
the definition of blackmail.
860
00:39:15,459 --> 00:39:18,761
Fine. We'll help you
get your dumb owner back.
861
00:39:18,794 --> 00:39:20,964
You got yourself a super team.
862
00:39:20,998 --> 00:39:23,133
[HEROIC MUSIC SWELLS, STOPS]
863
00:39:23,167 --> 00:39:24,800
Did someone just say super team?
864
00:39:24,835 --> 00:39:27,770
[CHIP MUFFLED] Yay.
My destiny awaits.
865
00:39:29,772 --> 00:39:32,075
- [SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]
- [LULU] Terrifying villains,
866
00:39:32,109 --> 00:39:34,011
deadly assassins,
867
00:39:34,044 --> 00:39:36,313
I have come to recruit you
868
00:39:36,346 --> 00:39:39,883
for a siege
of murderous savagery!
869
00:39:39,917 --> 00:39:42,486
[ALL MUNCHING]
870
00:39:42,519 --> 00:39:45,255
My fellow, furrier, guinea pigs.
871
00:39:45,289 --> 00:39:48,492
I have sought you out
because you are apex predators.
872
00:39:48,525 --> 00:39:50,394
Gods amongst men!
873
00:39:50,427 --> 00:39:52,162
[ALL MUNCHING]
874
00:39:54,932 --> 00:39:58,235
Okay, look. Pig to pig,
I need your help
875
00:39:58,268 --> 00:40:00,204
because my owner
has gotten himself
876
00:40:00,237 --> 00:40:02,906
into a bit of a pickle.
877
00:40:02,940 --> 00:40:04,384
[REPORTER] Thwarted by
the Justice League,
878
00:40:04,408 --> 00:40:07,211
Lex Luthor now
finds himself behind bars.
879
00:40:07,244 --> 00:40:09,213
I'll destroy you all!
880
00:40:09,246 --> 00:40:10,780
That's my best friend.
[CHUCKLES]
881
00:40:10,814 --> 00:40:12,316
And mentor.
Best friend and mentor.
882
00:40:14,518 --> 00:40:16,786
[CLEARS THROAT]
883
00:40:16,820 --> 00:40:18,965
[REPORTER] Built to house
fearsome superpowered criminals,
884
00:40:18,989 --> 00:40:20,233
Stryker's Island
is the world's most
885
00:40:20,257 --> 00:40:21,925
inescapable prison.
886
00:40:21,959 --> 00:40:24,228
Which is where
you dorks come in.
887
00:40:24,261 --> 00:40:27,064
You see, if I'm gonna get Lex
outta that dump,
888
00:40:27,097 --> 00:40:28,764
I'm gonna need an army.
889
00:40:28,798 --> 00:40:30,434
[CAGES RATTLING]
890
00:40:30,467 --> 00:40:32,202
[GUINEA PIGS SQUEAKING]
891
00:40:32,236 --> 00:40:35,806
Um, actually, I think
we'd just rather stay here.
892
00:40:35,839 --> 00:40:37,207
Yeah, I mean,
we get summers off,
893
00:40:37,241 --> 00:40:38,475
all-you-can-drink water.
894
00:40:38,508 --> 00:40:40,177
[SLURPING]
895
00:40:42,813 --> 00:40:46,116
We even have Spanish class
every miercoles.
896
00:40:46,149 --> 00:40:48,452
Oh, you have nothing...
until you've licked
897
00:40:48,485 --> 00:40:51,922
from the cold steel
straw of power.
898
00:40:51,955 --> 00:40:53,890
[KRYPTONITE PULSING]
899
00:40:55,425 --> 00:40:57,995
- [TIRES SCREECHING]
- [ENGINE REVVING]
900
00:40:58,028 --> 00:40:59,529
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
901
00:41:01,565 --> 00:41:03,066
Not so fast.
902
00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:05,836
Lois Lane told us
all about you, hamster.
903
00:41:05,869 --> 00:41:09,339
Hamster? A hamster is a...
is a hacky sack!
904
00:41:09,373 --> 00:41:12,175
A hamster is a mouse
that had too much for lunch!
905
00:41:12,209 --> 00:41:14,077
We are guinea pigs
906
00:41:14,111 --> 00:41:16,313
and when we're through with you,
buster, you'll know it.
907
00:41:16,346 --> 00:41:17,481
Hmm.
908
00:41:19,583 --> 00:41:22,052
[DRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
909
00:41:25,188 --> 00:41:26,990
[SCREECHES]
910
00:41:33,230 --> 00:41:34,464
[GUINEA PIG GROWLS]
911
00:41:40,203 --> 00:41:42,506
What's going on?
That was your cue to attack.
912
00:41:42,539 --> 00:41:45,275
Uh... Oh, sorry. I... I was
waiting for him to go first.
913
00:41:45,309 --> 00:41:47,420
Yeah, but if I went first,
your fire would melt my ice,
914
00:41:47,444 --> 00:41:49,880
so maybe the... the wing lady
should go first?
915
00:41:49,913 --> 00:41:51,081
I have a name.
916
00:41:51,114 --> 00:41:53,116
But then I'd set
her wings on fire,
917
00:41:53,150 --> 00:41:54,594
and I don't think
any of us want that.
918
00:41:54,618 --> 00:41:56,920
Well, you don't want
ice on wings.
919
00:41:56,953 --> 00:41:58,431
- [GUINEA PIG 1] Why?
- [GUINEA PIG 2] They... It clogs the feathers.
920
00:41:58,455 --> 00:42:00,090
Just get him!
921
00:42:00,123 --> 00:42:02,092
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
922
00:42:02,959 --> 00:42:03,960
[BATMAN GRUNTS]
923
00:42:06,997 --> 00:42:08,899
[ROARS]
924
00:42:08,932 --> 00:42:10,334
[BATMAN GROANS]
925
00:42:10,367 --> 00:42:12,069
- [BODY THUDS]
- [GUINEA PIGS SQUEALING]
926
00:42:12,102 --> 00:42:13,437
Whoo! That was fun.
927
00:42:13,470 --> 00:42:16,173
Now then, let's go free Lex.
928
00:42:17,474 --> 00:42:19,042
Huh?
929
00:42:19,076 --> 00:42:20,610
[SCREAMS]
930
00:42:20,644 --> 00:42:23,046
[TIRES SCREECHING]
931
00:42:24,147 --> 00:42:25,449
This ends now, sister.
932
00:42:25,482 --> 00:42:28,085
I have you in my Lasso of Truth.
933
00:42:28,118 --> 00:42:30,020
Oh, you want the truth?
934
00:42:30,053 --> 00:42:31,588
The boots are a bit much.
935
00:42:36,426 --> 00:42:37,561
[YELLS]
936
00:42:37,594 --> 00:42:41,031
[SIREN BLARING]
937
00:42:41,064 --> 00:42:44,134
- [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
- [SNIFFING]
938
00:42:44,167 --> 00:42:46,169
Is this really the best way
to find Superman?
939
00:42:46,203 --> 00:42:48,105
Because to me,
this just seems gross.
940
00:42:48,138 --> 00:42:49,973
What do you mean, gross?
941
00:42:50,006 --> 00:42:51,651
Smelling stuff is one of the
greatest joys of being a dog.
942
00:42:51,675 --> 00:42:53,443
Next to licking
any part of your body.
943
00:42:53,477 --> 00:42:55,278
I mean, I lick myself
all the time.
944
00:42:55,312 --> 00:42:57,147
Well, that explains the breath.
945
00:42:57,180 --> 00:42:59,516
You wanna find Lulu and
rescue Captain Hair Gel, right?
946
00:42:59,549 --> 00:43:01,451
Well, I suggest
you start sniffing.
947
00:43:01,485 --> 00:43:02,652
You know what they say,
948
00:43:02,686 --> 00:43:05,222
smell is the sight of the nose.
949
00:43:05,255 --> 00:43:06,490
No one says that.
950
00:43:06,523 --> 00:43:07,958
Well, they should. Check it.
951
00:43:07,991 --> 00:43:09,960
[SNIFFS] Uh-huh.
952
00:43:09,993 --> 00:43:12,329
A poodle drooled right here.
953
00:43:12,362 --> 00:43:14,707
[SNIFFS] Someone threw a perfectly good
pizza crust in that dumpster right there.
954
00:43:14,731 --> 00:43:17,267
[SNIFFS] And on that corner...
955
00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:19,503
[SNIFFS] That corner
right there... Oh, no. Dang.
956
00:43:19,536 --> 00:43:21,938
A pigeon got her heart broken.
I can still smell the hurt.
957
00:43:21,972 --> 00:43:23,640
[SNIFFS] She was a heavy crier.
958
00:43:23,673 --> 00:43:26,243
It's a superpower
that every dog possesses.
959
00:43:26,276 --> 00:43:27,644
Even a wack one like you.
960
00:43:27,677 --> 00:43:29,713
- [SCOFFS] I'm not wack.
- [SNIFFS]
961
00:43:29,746 --> 00:43:31,381
[SNIFFS] Oh!
962
00:43:33,150 --> 00:43:35,218
[DRY HEAVING]
963
00:43:35,252 --> 00:43:36,586
[ACE] Ooh, is that a band-aid?
964
00:43:36,620 --> 00:43:39,623
[GAGS, GROANS]
965
00:43:42,359 --> 00:43:46,496
- [DOG PANTING]
- [BELL TOLLING]
966
00:43:46,530 --> 00:43:48,665
- [SIGHS]
- [SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
967
00:43:48,698 --> 00:43:51,535
- It's walk-o'clock.
- What-oh-what?
968
00:43:51,568 --> 00:43:53,370
- Nothing.
- Okay.
969
00:43:53,403 --> 00:43:55,439
Because it sounded like
a super adorable nickname
970
00:43:55,472 --> 00:43:57,340
you got for your walks
with your owner.
971
00:43:57,374 --> 00:44:01,711
All right, maybe this is when
me and Supes used to hang out.
972
00:44:01,745 --> 00:44:04,281
Every morning,
since I was a puppy.
973
00:44:04,314 --> 00:44:07,184
Aw! Well, you might
not have your Superman,
974
00:44:07,217 --> 00:44:08,618
but at least you have us.
975
00:44:08,652 --> 00:44:10,720
- A whole super team!
- [HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]
976
00:44:10,754 --> 00:44:12,689
The Mighty Oink!
977
00:44:12,722 --> 00:44:14,224
Squirrelverine.
978
00:44:15,158 --> 00:44:16,560
Droolo.
979
00:44:16,593 --> 00:44:18,094
Seriously? Droolo?
980
00:44:18,128 --> 00:44:20,130
And wait, where's
Shell-on-wheels? Shell?
981
00:44:20,163 --> 00:44:21,331
[MERTON LAUGHING]
982
00:44:21,364 --> 00:44:23,366
What's happenin', sweet cheeks?
983
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,335
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
984
00:44:25,368 --> 00:44:28,638
Ah, I get it.
The strong, silent type.
985
00:44:28,672 --> 00:44:31,107
Who needs words?
986
00:44:31,141 --> 00:44:33,243
Man, I wish
I still had my powers.
987
00:44:33,276 --> 00:44:35,045
Yeah, what happened
to them anyway?
988
00:44:35,078 --> 00:44:36,413
I ate some green kryptonite.
989
00:44:36,446 --> 00:44:39,082
A Kryptonian's only weakness.
990
00:44:39,115 --> 00:44:41,451
Why would you eat
your weakness, you dum-dum?
991
00:44:41,485 --> 00:44:43,787
It was in some cheese.
992
00:44:43,821 --> 00:44:46,656
A dog's only weakness.
993
00:44:46,690 --> 00:44:48,692
Well, I ate a toy dinosaur once.
994
00:44:48,725 --> 00:44:51,270
If we're goin' off that, I'd say
you probably got a solid two days
995
00:44:51,294 --> 00:44:52,796
until that thing passes.
996
00:44:52,830 --> 00:44:55,232
Unless it's a stegosaurus,
and then you just pray.
997
00:44:55,265 --> 00:44:56,985
- [PEOPLE SCREAMING ON TV]
- You guys, look!
998
00:45:00,804 --> 00:45:02,606
[FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING]
999
00:45:02,639 --> 00:45:04,774
M'kay, Wonder Woman
will stop her. [GASPS]
1000
00:45:06,543 --> 00:45:07,744
Goddess, no!
1001
00:45:09,713 --> 00:45:10,747
Um...
1002
00:45:13,750 --> 00:45:15,252
That sounded
like a bone breaking.
1003
00:45:16,854 --> 00:45:18,555
Is that even how it works?
1004
00:45:22,626 --> 00:45:24,694
I guess it's down to us.
1005
00:45:24,728 --> 00:45:27,197
Who's ready to go
save my best friend?
1006
00:45:27,230 --> 00:45:29,733
You want us to fight her?
[SHUDDERS]
1007
00:45:29,766 --> 00:45:32,302
She just took out
the whole Justice League!
1008
00:45:32,335 --> 00:45:34,704
And they all
have opposable thumbs.
1009
00:45:34,738 --> 00:45:38,642
[SIGHS] Remember me
when I'm gone, Fabrizio.
1010
00:45:42,579 --> 00:45:45,348
Guys, relax. We'll be fine.
1011
00:45:46,182 --> 00:45:47,517
[SCREAMING]
1012
00:45:47,551 --> 00:45:49,095
- [CAR HORN HONKING]
- [TIRES SCREECHING]
1013
00:45:49,119 --> 00:45:50,487
[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]
1014
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:52,489
[MAN] Why are they so mad?
1015
00:45:52,522 --> 00:45:54,758
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
1016
00:45:54,791 --> 00:45:56,192
[ROARS]
1017
00:45:57,661 --> 00:45:59,462
You see? Totally fine.
1018
00:46:00,898 --> 00:46:03,733
- Now, let's hero up.
- [HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1019
00:46:03,767 --> 00:46:05,769
All right, team,
what are your stats?
1020
00:46:05,802 --> 00:46:08,438
Like, my powers include
heat vision, freeze breath...
1021
00:46:08,471 --> 00:46:10,740
And don't forget
the Solar Paw Punch.
1022
00:46:12,576 --> 00:46:14,110
What is that?
1023
00:46:14,144 --> 00:46:16,246
Is that like a juice box
flavor or something?
1024
00:46:16,279 --> 00:46:19,683
No, it's Krypto's
most powerful move.
1025
00:46:19,716 --> 00:46:22,352
It requires him
to fly directly to the sun
1026
00:46:22,385 --> 00:46:24,554
and absorb its deadly radiation,
1027
00:46:24,588 --> 00:46:26,156
turning himself into
1028
00:46:26,189 --> 00:46:29,326
a dog-shaped
thermal energy event.
1029
00:46:29,359 --> 00:46:32,596
Not even Superman himself
has tried it.
1030
00:46:32,629 --> 00:46:34,464
Because he doesn't have paws?
1031
00:46:34,497 --> 00:46:36,800
Because it's not something
you come back from.
1032
00:46:36,834 --> 00:46:39,202
The punch causes a blast
which takes out
1033
00:46:39,235 --> 00:46:41,171
not only the villain
who gets hit with the blow,
1034
00:46:41,204 --> 00:46:43,773
but the hero who throws it.
1035
00:46:43,808 --> 00:46:45,642
Sounds like a terrible power.
1036
00:46:45,675 --> 00:46:46,820
Does sound like
a good juice box, though.
1037
00:46:46,844 --> 00:46:48,478
I would drink the juice box.
1038
00:46:48,511 --> 00:46:51,281
Okay, enough mayhem.
Thank you. We gotta go...
1039
00:46:52,248 --> 00:46:54,517
My goodness! [LAUGHS]
1040
00:46:54,551 --> 00:46:56,486
Look who's alive!
1041
00:46:56,519 --> 00:46:58,923
Well, let's correct that
little oversight, shall we?
1042
00:46:58,956 --> 00:47:00,357
[WHISTLES MENACINGLY]
1043
00:47:02,659 --> 00:47:04,260
[GUINEA PIGS SNARLING]
1044
00:47:08,431 --> 00:47:09,900
Ace, deploy canine shield.
1045
00:47:09,934 --> 00:47:11,468
What is a canine...? [SCREAMS]
1046
00:47:11,501 --> 00:47:12,837
[ALL SCREAMING]
1047
00:47:16,339 --> 00:47:17,339
Evade!
1048
00:47:21,344 --> 00:47:22,545
Excellent shielding.
1049
00:47:22,579 --> 00:47:24,514
That seemed incredibly painful.
1050
00:47:24,547 --> 00:47:25,649
[ACE GROANS]
1051
00:47:25,682 --> 00:47:27,617
Anybody wanna switch powers?
1052
00:47:29,586 --> 00:47:30,687
You're up, pig.
1053
00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:32,722
Okay, PB, think big!
1054
00:47:33,356 --> 00:47:34,724
[GRUNTS]
1055
00:47:34,758 --> 00:47:35,960
[GASPS]
1056
00:47:35,993 --> 00:47:37,828
- [PEOPLE PANICKING]
- [SCREAMING]
1057
00:47:40,230 --> 00:47:41,932
[GASPS, SCREAMING]
1058
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:44,969
Squirrel, light 'em up.
1059
00:47:45,002 --> 00:47:46,503
[CRACKLING]
1060
00:47:46,536 --> 00:47:48,638
[GUINEA PIGS SNARLING]
1061
00:47:48,672 --> 00:47:50,540
No, no, no. I can't.
1062
00:47:50,573 --> 00:47:51,876
Of course you can.
1063
00:47:51,909 --> 00:47:53,519
I mean, what's the worst
that could happen?
1064
00:47:53,543 --> 00:47:56,814
I could hurt someone.
Or they could hurt me.
1065
00:47:56,847 --> 00:48:00,250
Or maybe me freezing like this
is the worst thing.
1066
00:48:00,283 --> 00:48:01,551
[SCREAMS]
1067
00:48:04,621 --> 00:48:05,765
Turtle, use your speed
and get them..
1068
00:48:05,789 --> 00:48:06,824
On it.
1069
00:48:06,857 --> 00:48:08,258
[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1070
00:48:11,594 --> 00:48:12,963
[HEROIC MUSIC STOPS]
1071
00:48:14,564 --> 00:48:15,799
Where the [BLEEP] am I?
1072
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:18,802
[MUNCHING]
1073
00:48:18,836 --> 00:48:21,237
[SIGHS] You guys are
terrible superheroes.
1074
00:48:21,271 --> 00:48:24,708
[SCOFFS] I don't understand
why you're not getting this.
1075
00:48:24,741 --> 00:48:27,812
Yeah, well, there's a lot that you
don't understand about us, you fool.
1076
00:48:27,845 --> 00:48:29,679
Maybe if you
paid attention to... Huh?
1077
00:48:29,713 --> 00:48:31,581
- Oh, I'm paying attention.
- [GROANS] Help.
1078
00:48:31,614 --> 00:48:33,017
One-hundo percent attention.
1079
00:48:33,050 --> 00:48:35,685
So thick and swole, his abs.
[YELPS]
1080
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:36,887
- His abs.
- [GROWLING]
1081
00:48:37,888 --> 00:48:39,890
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1082
00:48:44,561 --> 00:48:45,795
[GUINEA PIG SCREECHES]
1083
00:48:54,537 --> 00:48:57,007
Risky move for a dog
with no powers.
1084
00:48:57,041 --> 00:48:59,009
- Some would say heroic.
- [STRAINING]
1085
00:48:59,043 --> 00:49:00,911
I would say dumb.
1086
00:49:00,945 --> 00:49:02,612
Where is Superman?
1087
00:49:02,645 --> 00:49:05,015
[IN SING-SONG VOICE]
I'm not telling. [CHUCKLES]
1088
00:49:05,049 --> 00:49:07,550
[NORMAL VOICE] Classic evil.
Lex would be so proud.
1089
00:49:07,584 --> 00:49:09,319
This is really about Lex Luthor?
1090
00:49:09,352 --> 00:49:11,554
Don't you understand?
He was testing on you.
1091
00:49:11,588 --> 00:49:14,791
We were colleagues.
We were scientists together.
1092
00:49:14,825 --> 00:49:17,627
You were the guinea pig.
Your hair fell out.
1093
00:49:17,660 --> 00:49:18,896
[GULPS]
1094
00:49:18,929 --> 00:49:22,365
Yeah. Just like his did.
Lex needed me.
1095
00:49:22,398 --> 00:49:24,634
That's more than I can say
for your Superman.
1096
00:49:24,667 --> 00:49:26,971
Superman needed me.
He... he needs me.
1097
00:49:27,004 --> 00:49:28,538
Does he?
1098
00:49:28,571 --> 00:49:30,473
Because I'm pretty sure
he's gonna get
1099
00:49:30,507 --> 00:49:33,443
everything he needs from his...
1100
00:49:34,644 --> 00:49:36,312
fiancee.
1101
00:49:36,346 --> 00:49:37,447
[KRYPTO GASPS]
1102
00:49:39,449 --> 00:49:40,818
Oh, no.
1103
00:49:40,851 --> 00:49:42,953
You didn't know
they were getting married.
1104
00:49:42,987 --> 00:49:45,455
I really am sorry,
'cause this must be
1105
00:49:45,488 --> 00:49:48,358
so painful to have to
hear this from me.
1106
00:49:48,391 --> 00:49:49,793
No. You're lying.
1107
00:49:49,827 --> 00:49:51,561
Am I? Huh.
1108
00:49:51,594 --> 00:49:53,396
Well, then why
did this little bauble
1109
00:49:53,429 --> 00:49:54,865
fall out of his Underoos
1110
00:49:54,899 --> 00:49:56,733
the night I took him down?
1111
00:49:56,766 --> 00:49:58,468
Look at it.
1112
00:49:58,501 --> 00:50:00,646
The cut's fine but the clarity
is murky as heck. [GAGS]
1113
00:50:00,670 --> 00:50:02,772
Face it, Wonder Mutt,
you're too late.
1114
00:50:02,807 --> 00:50:05,910
Your boy's getting hitched.
And that means...
1115
00:50:05,943 --> 00:50:07,477
Bye-bye, dog.
1116
00:50:08,578 --> 00:50:10,413
But don't worry,
1117
00:50:10,446 --> 00:50:12,125
if Superman doesn't have room
in his life for you anymore,
1118
00:50:12,149 --> 00:50:15,820
I'm sure you can, uh, crash
at the Hall of Justice.
1119
00:50:15,853 --> 00:50:17,620
[SCREAMING]
1120
00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:22,325
[GROANS]
1121
00:50:23,393 --> 00:50:24,962
[SCREAMING]
1122
00:50:24,995 --> 00:50:27,497
[GROANS, WHIMPERING]
1123
00:50:28,698 --> 00:50:31,634
Wow!
She threw that dog real far.
1124
00:50:31,668 --> 00:50:34,138
You know what's funny?
For a minute, I was worried
1125
00:50:34,171 --> 00:50:37,440
when I saw that the orange
kryptonite gave you powers,
1126
00:50:37,473 --> 00:50:40,677
but then I remembered,
uh, you're you. [LAUGHING]
1127
00:50:40,710 --> 00:50:43,113
Come on, let's go,
little piggies.
1128
00:50:43,147 --> 00:50:45,582
What did I tell you? Isn't
this better than Spanish class?
1129
00:50:45,615 --> 00:50:47,615
- [GUINEA PIGS] Si.
- [GUINEA PIG SPEAKING SPANISH]
1130
00:50:50,753 --> 00:50:53,723
[LEX] Hey, Lois Lane.
1131
00:50:53,756 --> 00:50:55,725
Always nice to see ya.
1132
00:50:55,758 --> 00:50:57,828
Talk, Lex.
I know you're behind this.
1133
00:50:59,762 --> 00:51:03,167
Impressive destruction,
but not my work.
1134
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,468
Your name is literally
on the monster.
1135
00:51:08,172 --> 00:51:12,042
Looks like one of my
little babies is all grown up.
1136
00:51:12,076 --> 00:51:13,844
That's creepy.
1137
00:51:13,878 --> 00:51:16,446
Spill it,
Lex. What have you done with Superman?
1138
00:51:16,479 --> 00:51:19,749
Wherever Superman is,
it's got nothing to do with me,
1139
00:51:19,782 --> 00:51:22,785
or my company,
LexCorp International.
1140
00:51:26,056 --> 00:51:27,858
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1141
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,130
[JUSTICE LEAGUE GRUNTING]
1142
00:51:34,664 --> 00:51:36,967
[SUPERMAN GRUNTING]
1143
00:51:40,237 --> 00:51:42,705
[BATMAN] Hey! Stop chewing
on that Batarang.
1144
00:51:42,739 --> 00:51:45,042
Bruce Wayne paid a lot
of money for that,
1145
00:51:45,075 --> 00:51:48,078
and then gave it to me
as a present.
1146
00:51:48,112 --> 00:51:50,747
Vic, can you override
their defenses?
1147
00:51:50,780 --> 00:51:52,582
[SIGHS] I can't do anything
1148
00:51:52,615 --> 00:51:54,885
while they got me
stuck in airplane mode.
1149
00:51:54,919 --> 00:51:57,187
All those protocols
for an alien invasion,
1150
00:51:57,221 --> 00:51:59,023
nothing for little furballs.
1151
00:51:59,056 --> 00:52:03,193
These quadrupedal land maniacs
have made a giant mistake
1152
00:52:03,227 --> 00:52:05,695
messing with the King of...
Oh, whoa!
1153
00:52:05,728 --> 00:52:07,664
Hey, hold on.
Is that fish food?
1154
00:52:07,697 --> 00:52:09,199
[CHOMPING]
1155
00:52:09,233 --> 00:52:11,567
Aw, someone was hungy.
1156
00:52:11,601 --> 00:52:15,538
Lex Luthor denies involvement,
but is quote "team bad guy."
1157
00:52:15,571 --> 00:52:18,574
Luckily, Superman's dog
is on our team.
1158
00:52:18,608 --> 00:52:20,510
Krypto?
1159
00:52:20,543 --> 00:52:24,181
Of course, Superman's dog
he makes out with. He'll save us.
1160
00:52:24,214 --> 00:52:25,581
[SUPERMAN] No.
1161
00:52:25,615 --> 00:52:26,984
He doesn't have his powers.
1162
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:31,822
But those other animals do.
1163
00:52:31,855 --> 00:52:34,992
And... and like, can't Krypto work
with them to... to save Metropolis?
1164
00:52:35,025 --> 00:52:36,693
Yeah, about that.
1165
00:52:36,726 --> 00:52:39,863
He's not the greatest
with other animals.
1166
00:52:39,897 --> 00:52:41,899
He better get it together soon,
1167
00:52:41,932 --> 00:52:44,868
or those ferrets
are gonna take over the world.
1168
00:52:47,704 --> 00:52:48,872
[CHIP MUFFLED] Is he okay?
1169
00:52:48,906 --> 00:52:50,975
[GROANS]
1170
00:52:51,008 --> 00:52:53,043
[PB] Looks like
he's still breathing.
1171
00:52:53,077 --> 00:52:54,544
Yep. He's alive.
1172
00:52:54,577 --> 00:52:55,879
Pay up, dog.
1173
00:52:57,081 --> 00:52:59,016
[CHOMPING]
1174
00:52:59,049 --> 00:53:01,684
You bet on if I was alive?
1175
00:53:01,718 --> 00:53:03,854
Nope. I bet on
if you were dead.
1176
00:53:03,887 --> 00:53:05,788
I bet you were horribly maimed.
1177
00:53:05,823 --> 00:53:08,058
- [SCOFFS] What a fun game.
- Hey!
1178
00:53:08,092 --> 00:53:10,194
So, what, uh,
what is this place anyway?
1179
00:53:10,227 --> 00:53:11,996
Is this some type of fancy DMV?
1180
00:53:12,029 --> 00:53:15,132
Are you kidding?
It's the Hall of Justice.
1181
00:53:15,165 --> 00:53:18,135
This is where
the Justice League hangs out.
1182
00:53:18,168 --> 00:53:20,037
I bet they're all
super tight buds,
1183
00:53:20,070 --> 00:53:21,680
and they, like,
try on each other's clothes
1184
00:53:21,704 --> 00:53:23,316
and then they eat, like,
really fun snacks,
1185
00:53:23,340 --> 00:53:26,076
and then they probably just
tell each other everything.
1186
00:53:27,244 --> 00:53:30,546
Yeah. Everything.
1187
00:53:30,580 --> 00:53:32,282
[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1188
00:53:33,117 --> 00:53:34,118
[SIGHS]
1189
00:53:37,921 --> 00:53:40,124
He seems sad and defeated.
1190
00:53:40,157 --> 00:53:42,326
So, it is a DMV.
1191
00:53:42,359 --> 00:53:44,995
[SIGHS] Maybe one of us
should go talk to him.
1192
00:53:45,029 --> 00:53:46,230
Not it.
1193
00:53:46,263 --> 00:53:49,066
Ace, you always know
what to say.
1194
00:53:50,267 --> 00:53:52,102
[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
1195
00:54:14,191 --> 00:54:15,601
- Watch out for the...
- [METALLIC THUD]
1196
00:54:15,625 --> 00:54:17,094
- [ACE GROANS]
- ...invisible jet.
1197
00:54:20,763 --> 00:54:22,966
I just want to be alone.
1198
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,635
This is the best place
to watch the sunset.
1199
00:54:25,668 --> 00:54:28,272
You wanna be alone,
why don't you go some place uglier?
1200
00:54:28,305 --> 00:54:30,874
Besides, don't you
wanna save your Superman?
1201
00:54:30,908 --> 00:54:32,608
Of course I do.
1202
00:54:32,642 --> 00:54:34,610
He's my best friend.
1203
00:54:34,644 --> 00:54:36,046
At least I thought he was.
1204
00:54:37,281 --> 00:54:39,349
Things are changing so fast,
1205
00:54:39,383 --> 00:54:42,086
he didn't even tell me
he was getting married.
1206
00:54:42,119 --> 00:54:43,919
That's what's got your leash
all twisted, huh?
1207
00:54:44,687 --> 00:54:45,956
[ACE SIGHS]
1208
00:54:45,989 --> 00:54:48,959
Yeah, well,
people are complicated.
1209
00:54:50,094 --> 00:54:51,228
How would you know?
1210
00:54:52,229 --> 00:54:53,229
Nah, forget it.
1211
00:54:55,199 --> 00:54:57,067
[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1212
00:55:01,138 --> 00:55:03,073
[GASPS] You had an owner.
1213
00:55:05,209 --> 00:55:07,044
Right. That's your business.
1214
00:55:07,077 --> 00:55:08,278
I am not gonna pry.
1215
00:55:11,148 --> 00:55:12,316
Was he nice?
1216
00:55:12,349 --> 00:55:13,616
[GROANS]
1217
00:55:15,751 --> 00:55:17,087
They.
1218
00:55:17,121 --> 00:55:19,056
My owner was a family.
1219
00:55:19,089 --> 00:55:22,359
♪ We all come from somewhere ♪
1220
00:55:22,392 --> 00:55:25,262
♪ Even when you know where ♪
1221
00:55:25,295 --> 00:55:26,729
[ACE] A mom,
1222
00:55:27,331 --> 00:55:28,398
a dad,
1223
00:55:29,433 --> 00:55:30,700
and her.
1224
00:55:30,733 --> 00:55:32,336
[BABY LAUGHING]
1225
00:55:33,937 --> 00:55:36,940
♪ You can count on me ♪
1226
00:55:36,974 --> 00:55:39,775
♪ And I can count on you ♪
1227
00:55:39,810 --> 00:55:43,679
♪ That's what friends do ♪
1228
00:55:45,315 --> 00:55:49,019
♪ Life can be a long maze ♪
1229
00:55:49,052 --> 00:55:52,156
♪ Filled with good
and bad days ♪
1230
00:55:52,189 --> 00:55:55,259
♪ Walls can make you
feel safe ♪
1231
00:55:55,292 --> 00:56:00,230
♪ But they'll block the view ♪
1232
00:56:00,264 --> 00:56:03,233
♪ You can count on me ♪
1233
00:56:03,267 --> 00:56:06,036
♪ And I can count on you ♪
1234
00:56:06,069 --> 00:56:09,139
♪ That's what friends do ♪
1235
00:56:09,173 --> 00:56:11,275
[BABY CRYING]
1236
00:56:11,308 --> 00:56:16,346
♪ You'll see, that when
your heart feels hollow ♪
1237
00:56:16,380 --> 00:56:19,883
♪ That only means
there's room ♪
1238
00:56:19,917 --> 00:56:23,987
♪ To dream a different dream ♪
1239
00:56:24,021 --> 00:56:29,326
♪ So set it free
and smile through the sorrow ♪
1240
00:56:29,359 --> 00:56:35,365
♪ You'll be the brightest light
this world has ever seen ♪
1241
00:56:35,399 --> 00:56:38,869
Ace, what you did
for that little girl...
1242
00:56:38,902 --> 00:56:41,505
Nah. It was nothin'.
1243
00:56:41,538 --> 00:56:44,041
I just did
what any dog would do.
1244
00:56:44,074 --> 00:56:46,944
And they just gave you away?
1245
00:56:46,977 --> 00:56:48,378
I don't blame them.
1246
00:56:48,412 --> 00:56:50,881
They were just
protecting their kid.
1247
00:56:50,914 --> 00:56:52,449
But you saved her.
1248
00:56:52,482 --> 00:56:54,051
And I'd do it again.
1249
00:56:55,319 --> 00:56:56,786
Worst day of my life,
1250
00:56:56,820 --> 00:56:58,388
but I wouldn't change
a thing about it.
1251
00:56:58,989 --> 00:57:00,123
Why not?
1252
00:57:00,157 --> 00:57:02,492
Well, when you love somebody,
1253
00:57:02,526 --> 00:57:04,995
and I mean,
you really love them,
1254
00:57:05,028 --> 00:57:07,164
you gotta be willing
to do anything for 'em.
1255
00:57:08,565 --> 00:57:10,367
Even if that means
letting them go.
1256
00:57:12,135 --> 00:57:13,470
Even if it hurts?
1257
00:57:13,503 --> 00:57:14,972
[ACE CHUCKLES]
1258
00:57:15,005 --> 00:57:17,274
Especially then.
1259
00:57:17,307 --> 00:57:19,775
You know what they say
about dogs, don't you?
1260
00:57:19,810 --> 00:57:21,278
Never feed us chocolate.
1261
00:57:22,312 --> 00:57:23,847
We love unconditionally.
1262
00:57:34,291 --> 00:57:36,093
- [WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
- [CRACKLING]
1263
00:57:37,427 --> 00:57:38,996
[BOTH GRUNTING]
1264
00:57:39,029 --> 00:57:40,709
- [MERTON] Excuse me, sir.
- [CHIP SCREAMS]
1265
00:57:41,965 --> 00:57:43,033
[CHIP GROANS]
1266
00:57:43,066 --> 00:57:45,035
I am really bad at this.
1267
00:57:45,068 --> 00:57:46,303
That's just because
1268
00:57:46,336 --> 00:57:48,071
you're still learning
your powers.
1269
00:57:48,105 --> 00:57:50,440
Every hero struggles like this.
1270
00:57:50,474 --> 00:57:53,243
Until they have
their training montage.
1271
00:57:54,244 --> 00:57:56,013
['80S ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
1272
00:57:58,015 --> 00:57:59,416
[CHEWS LOUDLY]
1273
00:57:59,449 --> 00:58:01,151
[SQUEAKS]
1274
00:58:02,019 --> 00:58:03,487
[KNUCKLES CRACKING]
1275
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:05,088
[GRUNTING]
1276
00:58:06,523 --> 00:58:08,825
[YELLS]
1277
00:58:08,859 --> 00:58:10,560
- [CRACKLING]
- [CHIP SCREAMS]
1278
00:58:10,594 --> 00:58:12,129
[MUSIC STOPS]
1279
00:58:12,162 --> 00:58:13,406
- [CHIP CONTINUES SCREAMING]
- [GASPS]
1280
00:58:13,430 --> 00:58:15,132
[GRUNTS, SCREAMS]
1281
00:58:17,634 --> 00:58:19,870
- [CHIP SCREAMS]
- [GLASS SHATTERS]
1282
00:58:19,903 --> 00:58:22,973
[CHUCKLES] They're gonna
need a longer montage.
1283
00:58:23,006 --> 00:58:25,442
Those guys, well,
they suck visibly.
1284
00:58:25,475 --> 00:58:28,845
Yes, I... I can agree
with you there,
1285
00:58:28,879 --> 00:58:30,414
but they're stronger
than you think.
1286
00:58:30,447 --> 00:58:31,882
[GRUNTS]
1287
00:58:31,915 --> 00:58:34,418
[ACE] PB just needs to
love herself
1288
00:58:34,451 --> 00:58:36,186
as much as she loves
everyone else.
1289
00:58:36,219 --> 00:58:37,454
[SCREAMS]
1290
00:58:37,487 --> 00:58:39,523
[ACE] Chip needs to feel safe.
1291
00:58:39,556 --> 00:58:42,159
- [CHIP EXCLAIMS]
- And Merton...
1292
00:58:42,192 --> 00:58:44,261
Merton needs leafy greens.
1293
00:58:44,294 --> 00:58:45,395
You really know them, huh?
1294
00:58:45,429 --> 00:58:46,897
It's called listenin'.
1295
00:58:46,930 --> 00:58:48,332
You learn a lot about someone
1296
00:58:48,365 --> 00:58:51,001
when you're locked up
with them forever.
1297
00:58:51,034 --> 00:58:52,502
Wait a minute.
1298
00:58:52,536 --> 00:58:55,205
Lulu was in the shelter
with you, too.
1299
00:58:55,238 --> 00:58:56,473
What did you learn about her?
1300
00:58:56,506 --> 00:58:58,208
All that guinea pig
ever talked about
1301
00:58:58,241 --> 00:58:59,910
was world domination
1302
00:58:59,943 --> 00:59:02,479
and some bald dude
with nice hands.
1303
00:59:02,512 --> 00:59:04,314
- Lex.
- [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1304
00:59:04,348 --> 00:59:07,284
Of course. Stryker's Island.
1305
00:59:07,317 --> 00:59:09,419
She must be going there
to spring him.
1306
00:59:09,453 --> 00:59:11,521
Not if we get there first.
Come on!
1307
00:59:11,555 --> 00:59:12,632
- Watch out for the...
- [METALLIC THUD]
1308
00:59:12,656 --> 00:59:14,157
[ACE GROANS]
1309
00:59:14,191 --> 00:59:16,960
Invisible jet. Yep. [GROANS]
1310
00:59:16,993 --> 00:59:18,528
Maybe put up a sign.
1311
00:59:18,562 --> 00:59:20,263
Or rope it off.
1312
00:59:20,297 --> 00:59:21,898
Maybe some cones.
1313
00:59:21,932 --> 00:59:24,234
- [ALARM BLARING]
- [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1314
00:59:24,267 --> 00:59:27,204
[ROBOT GUARD]
Intruders. Intruders.
1315
00:59:27,237 --> 00:59:29,206
Adorable intruders.
1316
00:59:30,574 --> 00:59:33,643
They are so cute.
1317
00:59:33,677 --> 00:59:37,180
No. That's my robot brother.
1318
00:59:38,115 --> 00:59:39,549
[LULU] This is it.
1319
00:59:39,583 --> 00:59:41,651
Finally, the two great minds
of our generation,
1320
00:59:41,685 --> 00:59:43,420
back together. [CHUCKLES]
1321
00:59:43,453 --> 00:59:45,422
Your pet is coming
for you, Lexi.
1322
00:59:45,455 --> 00:59:47,124
[GUINEA PIGS CHEERING]
1323
00:59:47,157 --> 00:59:49,693
Oh, no! Oh, gosh!
Cheese and crackers!
1324
00:59:49,726 --> 00:59:52,429
- [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
- [ENGINE STARTING]
1325
01:00:00,670 --> 01:00:03,607
Oh, my gosh. Wonder Woman has sat,
like, right where I'm sitting.
1326
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:05,475
Actually, I feel like I am her
1327
01:00:05,509 --> 01:00:07,420
because I'm just, like,
in her stance, I'm in her seat.
1328
01:00:07,444 --> 01:00:09,455
And there's a peanut wedged
in the crack of the seat.
1329
01:00:09,479 --> 01:00:11,248
And now I'm eating her peanut.
1330
01:00:11,281 --> 01:00:13,650
More importantly,
can a dog fly a plane?
1331
01:00:13,683 --> 01:00:16,620
Of course.
I can fly. This can fly.
1332
01:00:16,653 --> 01:00:18,588
It'll be just
like riding a bike.
1333
01:00:18,622 --> 01:00:20,524
Do you know how to ride a bike?
1334
01:00:20,557 --> 01:00:22,259
No, I know how to fly.
1335
01:00:22,292 --> 01:00:23,427
[GROANS]
1336
01:00:23,460 --> 01:00:25,095
Relax, we'll be fine.
1337
01:00:25,128 --> 01:00:26,263
[ALARM BEEPING]
1338
01:00:27,063 --> 01:00:28,498
Stop saying that!
1339
01:00:28,532 --> 01:00:30,066
We're never fine!
1340
01:00:30,100 --> 01:00:32,302
[ALL SCREAMING]
1341
01:00:34,371 --> 01:00:36,373
[ALL CONTINUE SCREAMING]
1342
01:00:45,415 --> 01:00:47,717
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1343
01:00:47,751 --> 01:00:50,454
- [ACE GROANS]
- [PB] Who shot us down?
1344
01:00:50,487 --> 01:00:53,423
Wonder Woman's invisible jet
is invisible.
1345
01:00:53,457 --> 01:00:55,625
It's really more transparent.
1346
01:00:55,659 --> 01:00:57,227
[MEOWS]
1347
01:00:57,260 --> 01:00:59,563
[PURRING]
1348
01:00:59,596 --> 01:01:01,364
Whiskers?
1349
01:01:01,398 --> 01:01:03,633
Out of the way, cat child.
We have to get to Stryker's.
1350
01:01:03,667 --> 01:01:06,770
Sorry, I can't do that.
Lulu saved my life.
1351
01:01:06,803 --> 01:01:08,338
Now, I must take yours.
1352
01:01:08,738 --> 01:01:10,006
Goodbye.
1353
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:12,175
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1354
01:01:12,209 --> 01:01:13,677
- [KRYPTO YELPS]
- [PB SCREAMS]
1355
01:01:15,111 --> 01:01:16,480
[HUMMING]
1356
01:01:16,513 --> 01:01:18,014
♪ La-di-da-di-da ♪
1357
01:01:20,650 --> 01:01:22,252
[ALL SCREAMING]
1358
01:01:23,821 --> 01:01:25,555
[WHISKERS LAUGHING MENACINGLY]
1359
01:01:26,389 --> 01:01:27,390
In here.
1360
01:01:30,494 --> 01:01:32,095
Okay. Everybody stay quiet.
1361
01:01:32,128 --> 01:01:34,030
- [EXPLOSION]
- Uh-oh.
1362
01:01:34,064 --> 01:01:35,632
- What "oh"?
- I'm gonna...
1363
01:01:35,665 --> 01:01:37,133
No, never mind.
1364
01:01:37,167 --> 01:01:38,401
No, wait, never mind.
1365
01:01:38,435 --> 01:01:39,603
Never mind, never mind.
1366
01:01:40,804 --> 01:01:42,038
[HORN HONKS]
1367
01:01:43,607 --> 01:01:47,077
- [ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
- What's happening, handsome?
1368
01:01:47,110 --> 01:01:49,145
Come on, we're both grown-ups.
1369
01:01:49,179 --> 01:01:50,580
Don't leave me hanging, okay?
1370
01:01:50,614 --> 01:01:52,082
[LAUGHS, GASPS]
1371
01:01:52,115 --> 01:01:53,483
[WHISKERS LAUGHING MENACINGLY]
1372
01:01:53,517 --> 01:01:55,685
[MUFFLED] Ay,
she's going to see us.
1373
01:01:55,719 --> 01:01:57,254
[GRUNTS]
1374
01:01:57,287 --> 01:01:59,222
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
PB, I'm gonna need you
1375
01:01:59,256 --> 01:02:00,825
to get a little smaller.
1376
01:02:00,858 --> 01:02:03,793
I know, I just can't control it.
1377
01:02:03,828 --> 01:02:09,366
[SIGHS] Even with powers,
I'm nothing like Wonder Woman.
1378
01:02:09,399 --> 01:02:13,838
[WHISKERS IN SING-SONG VOICE] One,
two, kitty's coming for you.
1379
01:02:13,871 --> 01:02:17,340
PB, there's something you
should know about Wonder Woman.
1380
01:02:17,374 --> 01:02:19,109
Praise be her name.
1381
01:02:19,142 --> 01:02:21,745
Diana is fiercely independent,
completely her own woman.
1382
01:02:21,778 --> 01:02:23,647
And if you really
wanna be like her,
1383
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:25,048
you'll be yourself.
1384
01:02:29,219 --> 01:02:30,855
[GRUNTS]
1385
01:02:30,888 --> 01:02:33,056
- [MERTON EXHALES]
- [PB GASPS]
1386
01:02:35,158 --> 01:02:36,593
[WHISKERS LAUGHING MENACINGLY]
1387
01:02:36,626 --> 01:02:39,296
I'm gonna rip you
limb from limb.
1388
01:02:39,329 --> 01:02:41,765
Okay, Chip,
time to light that kitty up.
1389
01:02:41,798 --> 01:02:45,302
But what if the demonic
laser gato devours me?
1390
01:02:45,335 --> 01:02:46,303
Or all of us?
1391
01:02:46,336 --> 01:02:47,704
Or she only spares me,
1392
01:02:47,737 --> 01:02:50,841
and I forever
carry the guilt of survival?
1393
01:02:50,875 --> 01:02:53,209
Chip, we all go to dark places.
1394
01:02:53,243 --> 01:02:55,612
I thought about throwing
Lois Lane in the ocean.
1395
01:02:55,645 --> 01:02:57,614
But you can't spend
the rest of your life
1396
01:02:57,647 --> 01:02:59,549
stuck in your own head.
1397
01:02:59,583 --> 01:03:00,885
You're right.
1398
01:03:00,918 --> 01:03:03,119
It is really scary in here.
1399
01:03:04,287 --> 01:03:06,723
Okay. You can do this, Chip.
1400
01:03:07,624 --> 01:03:09,225
Get out of your head!
1401
01:03:09,259 --> 01:03:11,127
[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1402
01:03:11,561 --> 01:03:12,662
[LAUGHS]
1403
01:03:12,696 --> 01:03:13,936
- [KRYPTO GRUNTS]
- [CHIP YELPS]
1404
01:03:15,599 --> 01:03:18,602
All right, let's get
to the bottom of Merton.
1405
01:03:18,635 --> 01:03:21,538
It all started
in Central City, 1854.
1406
01:03:21,571 --> 01:03:23,607
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1407
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:26,142
I'm just a sweet
little purr-purr baby.
1408
01:03:26,176 --> 01:03:27,577
Why won't you play with me?
1409
01:03:29,579 --> 01:03:31,648
And I had a whole period
in the '60s
1410
01:03:31,681 --> 01:03:33,450
where I was basically
a full-time alchemist.
1411
01:03:33,483 --> 01:03:35,752
[GROANS] Merton,
we don't have time.
1412
01:03:35,785 --> 01:03:38,188
Here. Try these.
1413
01:03:38,221 --> 01:03:39,924
[UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING]
1414
01:03:39,957 --> 01:03:41,691
[MERTON] Whoa!
1415
01:03:41,725 --> 01:03:43,828
None of you are turtles!
1416
01:03:43,861 --> 01:03:46,730
- This explains so much!
- [UPLIFTING MUSIC FADES]
1417
01:03:46,763 --> 01:03:48,632
- [CHIP GASPS]
- [WHISKERS] Super-Pets,
1418
01:03:48,665 --> 01:03:50,467
come out to play.
1419
01:03:53,370 --> 01:03:56,473
[SIGHS] That monster is lucky
I don't have my heat vision.
1420
01:03:56,506 --> 01:03:58,575
Good thing you've got
something better.
1421
01:03:58,608 --> 01:03:59,576
What's that?
1422
01:03:59,609 --> 01:04:00,677
Us, you idiot.
1423
01:04:04,915 --> 01:04:07,450
Okay, pack. I have a plan.
1424
01:04:07,484 --> 01:04:08,718
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1425
01:04:09,954 --> 01:04:11,354
[MEOWS]
1426
01:04:11,889 --> 01:04:13,757
[COUGHING]
1427
01:04:17,527 --> 01:04:18,829
[GRENADE PIN CLINKS]
1428
01:04:18,863 --> 01:04:19,897
See you in heck.
1429
01:04:21,731 --> 01:04:22,867
[MEOWS]
1430
01:04:28,338 --> 01:04:29,539
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
1431
01:04:31,441 --> 01:04:32,475
[MEOWS]
1432
01:04:34,711 --> 01:04:36,312
[KRYPTO] What's the matter?
1433
01:04:36,346 --> 01:04:37,747
Cat got your tongue?
1434
01:04:39,917 --> 01:04:41,217
Now!
1435
01:04:41,919 --> 01:04:43,186
[ACE GRUNTS]
1436
01:04:43,753 --> 01:04:45,455
[GAGS]
1437
01:04:48,425 --> 01:04:50,593
Boom-boom-boom. Here I go.
1438
01:04:50,627 --> 01:04:52,529
Mrs. Fast Pants.
1439
01:04:55,833 --> 01:04:58,468
[TRADITIONAL POP MUSIC PLAYING]
1440
01:05:11,681 --> 01:05:12,716
Mm.
1441
01:05:17,721 --> 01:05:19,556
[SMACKING LIPS]
1442
01:05:30,767 --> 01:05:31,969
Meow, meow, buh-bye.
1443
01:05:32,802 --> 01:05:34,604
[MUSIC STOPS]
1444
01:05:34,637 --> 01:05:35,705
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1445
01:05:36,539 --> 01:05:37,842
[GRUNTS]
1446
01:05:39,642 --> 01:05:40,643
Uh-oh.
1447
01:05:41,979 --> 01:05:43,480
[GRUNTS]
1448
01:05:46,050 --> 01:05:47,650
[EXPLOSION]
1449
01:05:49,854 --> 01:05:51,922
[WHISKERS] I still
have eight more lives.
1450
01:05:51,956 --> 01:05:53,289
[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1451
01:05:53,323 --> 01:05:54,791
Come on.
1452
01:05:54,825 --> 01:05:56,359
[KRYPTO] How fun was that?
1453
01:05:56,392 --> 01:05:58,361
[ACE] A missile was shot
into my chest!
1454
01:05:58,394 --> 01:05:59,672
[KRYPTO] Uh, that's
one way to put it.
1455
01:05:59,696 --> 01:06:01,007
[ACE] There's no other way
to put it.
1456
01:06:01,031 --> 01:06:03,700
A missile was just shot
into my chest.
1457
01:06:03,733 --> 01:06:06,569
The threat was neutered,
thanks to Krypto and friends.
1458
01:06:07,504 --> 01:06:09,405
This is amazing!
1459
01:06:09,439 --> 01:06:12,810
- Yes! Humanity is saved.
- No!
1460
01:06:12,843 --> 01:06:15,745
My baby made friends.
1461
01:06:19,582 --> 01:06:21,384
If you all had pets,
you'd understand.
1462
01:06:21,417 --> 01:06:24,021
You know, I had a cheetah once,
but she ate my landlord.
1463
01:06:24,054 --> 01:06:26,322
And tore up my couch.
1464
01:06:26,356 --> 01:06:27,757
Man, I loved that couch.
1465
01:06:27,791 --> 01:06:30,593
On the planet Oa,
I thought I had a pet raccoon,
1466
01:06:30,627 --> 01:06:32,062
but he thought we were dating.
1467
01:06:32,096 --> 01:06:34,697
All the creatures of the sea
are my friends.
1468
01:06:34,731 --> 01:06:38,334
Except for that one eel
who knows what he did.
1469
01:06:38,368 --> 01:06:40,703
Yeah, I'm not really
an animal guy.
1470
01:06:40,737 --> 01:06:42,639
Oh! Are you allergic or...?
1471
01:06:42,672 --> 01:06:45,876
As a child, I fell into
a well filled with bats.
1472
01:06:45,910 --> 01:06:47,912
I can still hear the screams
1473
01:06:47,945 --> 01:06:50,680
as their dark wings
flapped around me,
1474
01:06:50,713 --> 01:06:53,383
scratching my chubby,
childish flesh.
1475
01:06:53,416 --> 01:06:55,785
I'm tormented
every waking moment.
1476
01:06:58,889 --> 01:07:01,058
I really think a pet
would be good for you.
1477
01:07:01,091 --> 01:07:02,559
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1478
01:07:03,459 --> 01:07:05,062
[BOTH SNIFFING]
1479
01:07:08,065 --> 01:07:09,632
[GASPS] I got Lulu's scent.
1480
01:07:09,666 --> 01:07:10,968
[SNIFFS] She's this way.
1481
01:07:11,001 --> 01:07:13,871
[SCOFFS] Well, look at you
being a dog.
1482
01:07:13,904 --> 01:07:16,639
Also, the prisoners
had egg salad for lunch...
1483
01:07:16,673 --> 01:07:18,575
and down that hall... [SNIFFS]
1484
01:07:18,608 --> 01:07:20,010
Oh, dang, [SNIFFS]
1485
01:07:20,044 --> 01:07:21,724
I think a robot guard
got his heart broken.
1486
01:07:22,847 --> 01:07:24,514
Dolores.
1487
01:07:24,547 --> 01:07:27,952
[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1488
01:07:27,985 --> 01:07:31,121
I'll admit, sometimes it
can be a little too specific.
1489
01:07:31,155 --> 01:07:32,422
[RUMBLING]
1490
01:07:32,455 --> 01:07:33,824
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1491
01:07:35,725 --> 01:07:37,928
- Lex! I'm here!
- [SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1492
01:07:39,063 --> 01:07:41,631
- We're finally reunited.
- Halt.
1493
01:07:43,133 --> 01:07:46,769
Ah. The student returns
to the teacher.
1494
01:07:46,803 --> 01:07:48,771
Oh, good. Your marmot baby.
1495
01:07:48,805 --> 01:07:50,440
Shove it.
1496
01:07:50,473 --> 01:07:52,451
I'm his favorite henchman,
not you, you piece of...
1497
01:07:52,475 --> 01:07:54,444
[LULU SQUEAKING]
1498
01:07:55,112 --> 01:07:56,180
[CLEARS THROAT]
1499
01:07:56,213 --> 01:07:58,648
Now, I have a present for you.
1500
01:07:58,681 --> 01:08:01,051
Um, it's not here,
but I have pictures of it.
1501
01:08:01,085 --> 01:08:02,752
Loser, loser.
1502
01:08:02,785 --> 01:08:04,487
Look at all their dumb outfits.
1503
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:08,092
Huh. My evil plan to take out
the Justice League.
1504
01:08:08,125 --> 01:08:11,028
[CHUCKLES] Wow!
You really did study.
1505
01:08:11,061 --> 01:08:13,931
Ooh! And wait until
you see this.
1506
01:08:13,964 --> 01:08:16,466
Okay, I don't know
how that got in there.
1507
01:08:16,499 --> 01:08:17,902
No one wants that, right?
1508
01:08:17,935 --> 01:08:20,070
[CHUCKLES] Well, clearly,
I've been hacked.
1509
01:08:20,104 --> 01:08:22,106
Okay, let's get you out of here.
1510
01:08:22,139 --> 01:08:24,174
Oh, I can't believe
this is finally happening.
1511
01:08:24,208 --> 01:08:26,210
I can't believe
this is actually happening.
1512
01:08:26,243 --> 01:08:28,078
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1513
01:08:28,112 --> 01:08:30,480
[YELLING]
1514
01:08:32,082 --> 01:08:33,683
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
1515
01:08:33,716 --> 01:08:34,985
[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1516
01:08:35,019 --> 01:08:36,686
This ends now, rodent.
1517
01:08:36,719 --> 01:08:39,089
You were just defeated by...
Let me remember it.
1518
01:08:39,123 --> 01:08:41,557
The League of Super-Pets.
1519
01:08:41,591 --> 01:08:43,193
Brring, brring.
Hello, who's there?
1520
01:08:43,227 --> 01:08:44,895
Uh, the League of Super-Pets.
1521
01:08:44,929 --> 01:08:47,697
Give it up, Lulu. It's over.
1522
01:08:47,730 --> 01:08:50,533
You idiots. You're actually
getting the hang of this.
1523
01:08:50,566 --> 01:08:52,870
I'm toast. I'm a goner.
1524
01:08:52,903 --> 01:08:53,971
Not.
1525
01:08:54,004 --> 01:08:56,240
[SINISTER MUSIC SWELLS]
1526
01:08:56,273 --> 01:08:58,541
[ACE] No!
1527
01:08:58,574 --> 01:09:00,777
[LULU] One more step
and the puppy gets it.
1528
01:09:01,912 --> 01:09:03,713
Unless your friends
1529
01:09:03,746 --> 01:09:06,216
walk into those cells
over there.
1530
01:09:06,250 --> 01:09:07,985
Ace, attack. I'll be fine.
1531
01:09:08,018 --> 01:09:09,820
[CHUCKLING]
You'll be a pancake.
1532
01:09:09,853 --> 01:09:11,621
Okay, I'm gonna count to three
1533
01:09:11,654 --> 01:09:13,223
and I'll start at two
'cause I'm evil.
1534
01:09:13,257 --> 01:09:14,224
Two...
1535
01:09:14,258 --> 01:09:16,160
All right, Lulu. You win.
1536
01:09:16,193 --> 01:09:18,528
No! Don't listen to her.
1537
01:09:18,561 --> 01:09:19,997
What choice do we have?
1538
01:09:20,030 --> 01:09:22,166
[LULU] Oh, I didn't know
they were gonna be so sad.
1539
01:09:23,599 --> 01:09:25,768
He doesn't wanna go in the cage,
1540
01:09:25,802 --> 01:09:29,139
but he has to,
to save the other one.
1541
01:09:29,173 --> 01:09:31,241
Everyone is upset. [CHUCKLES]
1542
01:09:34,111 --> 01:09:35,678
♪ The dogs are sad ♪
1543
01:09:35,712 --> 01:09:37,014
♪ The turtle's sad ♪
1544
01:09:37,047 --> 01:09:40,616
♪ And the squirrel is sad ♪
1545
01:09:40,650 --> 01:09:43,287
- [PB GRUNTING]
- [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1546
01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:45,521
Okay. Now then, where was I?
1547
01:09:50,060 --> 01:09:52,029
Let me look at you, my pet.
1548
01:09:52,662 --> 01:09:53,964
Oh, Lex.
1549
01:09:53,998 --> 01:09:55,631
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1550
01:10:00,104 --> 01:10:04,908
♪ What the world needs now ♪
1551
01:10:04,942 --> 01:10:07,911
♪ Is love, sweet love ♪
1552
01:10:09,013 --> 01:10:12,149
♪ It's the only thing ♪
1553
01:10:12,182 --> 01:10:15,718
♪ That there's just
too little of ♪
1554
01:10:15,752 --> 01:10:17,054
- Lex?
- [ROMANTIC MUSIC STOPS]
1555
01:10:17,087 --> 01:10:18,188
Lex, what are you doing?
1556
01:10:19,056 --> 01:10:20,257
We're a team.
1557
01:10:20,290 --> 01:10:21,758
Lex, we were
scientists together.
1558
01:10:21,791 --> 01:10:23,593
No. Lex, what are you doing?
1559
01:10:23,626 --> 01:10:25,863
I mean, come on. You didn't
expect me to share credit
1560
01:10:25,896 --> 01:10:27,264
with a rodent, did you?
1561
01:10:27,297 --> 01:10:29,599
[SHOUTS] Lex!
1562
01:10:29,632 --> 01:10:30,934
[SOBBING]
1563
01:10:30,968 --> 01:10:33,837
[MERTON] Oh!
Little turn of events!
1564
01:10:33,871 --> 01:10:36,907
♪ The guinea pig is sad ♪
1565
01:10:36,940 --> 01:10:38,075
[GRUNTS]
1566
01:10:38,909 --> 01:10:40,077
[SIGHS]
1567
01:10:40,110 --> 01:10:42,112
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1568
01:10:42,146 --> 01:10:45,282
Lulu, I know you're hurting,
but join our pack.
1569
01:10:45,315 --> 01:10:46,817
Hold up, wait! For real?
1570
01:10:46,850 --> 01:10:48,785
She left us to die
in a fire, remember?
1571
01:10:48,819 --> 01:10:50,753
Yeah, but if we work together,
1572
01:10:50,787 --> 01:10:53,090
we can get outta here
and save Superman.
1573
01:10:54,358 --> 01:10:56,592
Huh. You truly love him.
1574
01:10:56,626 --> 01:10:57,861
Of course I do.
1575
01:10:57,895 --> 01:10:59,595
You're a fool.
1576
01:10:59,629 --> 01:11:01,932
He'll only break your heart.
1577
01:11:01,965 --> 01:11:04,268
Luckily, I'm going
to do you a favor,
1578
01:11:04,301 --> 01:11:07,703
and destroy him
before he gets the chance.
1579
01:11:07,737 --> 01:11:09,339
What are you talking about?
1580
01:11:09,373 --> 01:11:13,110
Oh, did I forget to mention
my evil plan's grand finale?
1581
01:11:13,143 --> 01:11:15,212
In 28 minutes,
the entire Justice League
1582
01:11:15,245 --> 01:11:17,613
is gonna go kaboom.
1583
01:11:17,647 --> 01:11:22,119
If I can't have my guy,
then you can't have yours.
1584
01:11:22,152 --> 01:11:24,221
No. I won't let you hurt him.
1585
01:11:24,254 --> 01:11:25,989
Just one question,
1586
01:11:26,023 --> 01:11:28,992
how are you gonna stop me
when you're trapped in a cage?
1587
01:11:29,026 --> 01:11:30,793
You're trapped, too, genius.
1588
01:11:30,828 --> 01:11:33,663
Yes, I know.
But just like at the shelter,
1589
01:11:33,696 --> 01:11:37,034
I always have an exit strategy.
1590
01:11:37,835 --> 01:11:39,069
Hey, girl.
1591
01:11:39,103 --> 01:11:41,004
Dish, queen.
How'd it go with Lex?
1592
01:11:41,438 --> 01:11:43,874
[GROWLS]
1593
01:11:43,907 --> 01:11:45,741
Okay, I feel
like I can say this now,
1594
01:11:45,775 --> 01:11:47,211
I never liked him.
1595
01:11:47,244 --> 01:11:48,912
Lex will pay for what he's done.
1596
01:11:50,814 --> 01:11:52,382
Right alongside
the Justice League.
1597
01:11:52,416 --> 01:11:54,084
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1598
01:11:56,286 --> 01:11:57,955
You won't get away with this.
1599
01:11:57,988 --> 01:12:01,125
I say this with love.
You are all losers.
1600
01:12:01,158 --> 01:12:04,161
You've always been losers,
and you'll continue to be losers
1601
01:12:04,194 --> 01:12:06,796
until the end
of your loser lives.
1602
01:12:06,830 --> 01:12:08,899
Oh, and Krypto,
1603
01:12:08,932 --> 01:12:11,101
I'll be sure to say goodbye
to Superman for you.
1604
01:12:16,440 --> 01:12:18,876
- [TIMER BEEPING]
- [OMINOUS MUSIC FADES]
1605
01:12:18,909 --> 01:12:20,878
Well, well, well.
1606
01:12:20,911 --> 01:12:23,046
If it isn't the Justice League,
1607
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:26,450
captured by me,
entirely on my own.
1608
01:12:26,483 --> 01:12:28,784
The guinea pig
did literally everything.
1609
01:12:28,819 --> 01:12:32,089
[LEX] Yes, gotta admit,
doesn't feel great.
1610
01:12:32,122 --> 01:12:33,423
But it's all worth it.
1611
01:12:33,457 --> 01:12:36,059
Because you chumps
are going down for good.
1612
01:12:36,093 --> 01:12:38,228
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1613
01:12:38,262 --> 01:12:40,796
[SUPER-PETS GRUNTING]
1614
01:12:40,831 --> 01:12:42,166
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
1615
01:12:42,199 --> 01:12:43,200
[KRYPTO] It's no use.
1616
01:12:43,233 --> 01:12:44,767
These cells were designed
1617
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:47,171
to keep anyone
with powers from escaping.
1618
01:12:47,204 --> 01:12:49,239
You'd have to be as strong as
Superman to get out.
1619
01:12:50,908 --> 01:12:53,076
Well, we can't just give up.
1620
01:12:53,110 --> 01:12:55,179
There's a difference
between giving up
1621
01:12:55,212 --> 01:12:57,114
and knowing when it's over.
1622
01:12:57,147 --> 01:13:00,184
Mm-mmm. No way.
Not for superheroes.
1623
01:13:00,217 --> 01:13:01,919
I'm not a superhero.
1624
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:04,421
I'm not even a good dog.
1625
01:13:06,823 --> 01:13:07,991
When I was a puppy,
1626
01:13:08,025 --> 01:13:10,194
I promised
I'd watch over Superman.
1627
01:13:10,227 --> 01:13:11,828
And I failed.
1628
01:13:11,862 --> 01:13:14,064
All because I was jealous
of Lois.
1629
01:13:14,097 --> 01:13:16,166
Who wouldn't be?
Have you seen those bangs?
1630
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:18,202
Ba-bang!
1631
01:13:18,235 --> 01:13:20,404
Superman was my only friend
1632
01:13:20,437 --> 01:13:23,106
and I was afraid to lose that.
1633
01:13:23,140 --> 01:13:24,975
But you can't blame yourself.
1634
01:13:25,008 --> 01:13:27,077
I'm the only one to blame.
1635
01:13:27,110 --> 01:13:28,512
If I really was his friend,
1636
01:13:28,545 --> 01:13:30,280
I'd have been there for him
no matter what.
1637
01:13:31,415 --> 01:13:32,782
My father was right.
1638
01:13:34,051 --> 01:13:35,385
My problem is me.
1639
01:13:41,091 --> 01:13:43,060
[SNIFFLES] I'm sorry.
1640
01:13:43,093 --> 01:13:45,062
Nah, man, you're good.
1641
01:13:45,095 --> 01:13:47,497
You're just finally
being real with yourself.
1642
01:13:47,531 --> 01:13:50,067
You can't have justice
without truth.
1643
01:13:50,100 --> 01:13:51,201
Thanks, Ace.
1644
01:13:52,135 --> 01:13:53,337
But it's too late.
1645
01:13:55,239 --> 01:13:57,140
Are you sure
about that, perrito?
1646
01:13:57,174 --> 01:13:58,785
- What do you mean?
- [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1647
01:13:58,809 --> 01:13:59,876
You're flying.
1648
01:13:59,910 --> 01:14:00,944
What?
1649
01:14:00,978 --> 01:14:02,012
I'm...
1650
01:14:02,045 --> 01:14:03,547
My powers.
1651
01:14:03,580 --> 01:14:05,315
I'm back!
1652
01:14:05,349 --> 01:14:07,484
The kryptonite has left the dog.
1653
01:14:07,517 --> 01:14:10,020
[SNIFFING] Well, that does
smell like sandalwood.
1654
01:14:10,988 --> 01:14:12,422
[GRUNTS]
1655
01:14:17,961 --> 01:14:20,864
All right, time to save
the Justice League.
1656
01:14:20,897 --> 01:14:23,200
- [CHIP SPEAKING SPANISH]
- Let's crack some skulls.
1657
01:14:25,369 --> 01:14:27,371
No, you've done enough.
1658
01:14:27,404 --> 01:14:29,373
Um, say what now?
1659
01:14:29,406 --> 01:14:32,276
I started this
with one best friend to save
1660
01:14:32,309 --> 01:14:33,977
and now I have four more.
1661
01:14:34,011 --> 01:14:36,013
Aw! He means us.
1662
01:14:36,046 --> 01:14:39,383
I can't let you keep risking
your lives for my mistake.
1663
01:14:39,416 --> 01:14:41,518
But don't worry,
when this is over,
1664
01:14:41,551 --> 01:14:43,786
I'm still taking
you all to that farm.
1665
01:14:44,421 --> 01:14:45,889
Pup, up and away!
1666
01:14:48,492 --> 01:14:49,526
You believe that dog?
1667
01:14:49,559 --> 01:14:51,128
Has an emotional breakthrough,
1668
01:14:51,161 --> 01:14:53,563
gets his powers back,
and then bounces.
1669
01:14:53,597 --> 01:14:56,033
- I thought it was sweet.
- Me, too.
1670
01:14:56,066 --> 01:14:58,835
I'm medium on it, you know,
if I'm honest.
1671
01:15:01,204 --> 01:15:02,939
[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]
1672
01:15:04,274 --> 01:15:06,410
[METAL CREAKING]
1673
01:15:07,477 --> 01:15:08,912
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
1674
01:15:17,054 --> 01:15:19,356
Time for the death of Superman.
1675
01:15:19,389 --> 01:15:21,425
[KRYPTO] I'm not so sure
about that.
1676
01:15:21,458 --> 01:15:23,126
[UP-TEMPO
ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1677
01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:25,028
Ugh! This guy again?
1678
01:15:25,429 --> 01:15:26,863
[GROWLS]
1679
01:15:31,368 --> 01:15:32,869
[GROWLS]
1680
01:15:40,977 --> 01:15:42,045
[SQUEALS]
1681
01:15:52,089 --> 01:15:53,523
[SCREAMS]
1682
01:15:56,026 --> 01:15:57,461
[GROANS]
1683
01:15:58,562 --> 01:16:01,598
- [GROANS]
- [MUSIC STOPS]
1684
01:16:02,566 --> 01:16:04,000
[SIGHS]
1685
01:16:04,034 --> 01:16:05,335
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
1686
01:16:05,369 --> 01:16:07,337
- [SQUEAKING]
- [SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]
1687
01:16:09,706 --> 01:16:11,408
Any last words?
1688
01:16:11,441 --> 01:16:14,911
- [GROANS] I love saying that.
- [RUMBLING]
1689
01:16:14,945 --> 01:16:18,215
Any last words?
Ooh, it is fun.
1690
01:16:18,248 --> 01:16:20,617
[CHUCKLING] Hey.
You liked my little joke?
1691
01:16:20,650 --> 01:16:23,186
Lockin' you up in the cell.
[LAUGHS]
1692
01:16:23,220 --> 01:16:25,622
That was funny, right? Right?
1693
01:16:25,655 --> 01:16:28,291
No, hey, come on, it's me.
Papa Lex.
1694
01:16:28,325 --> 01:16:30,060
No, hey... What? Come on!
1695
01:16:31,027 --> 01:16:33,563
[LAUGHING MENACINGLY]
1696
01:16:33,597 --> 01:16:35,665
Yeah, I don't get paid
enough for this, no.
1697
01:16:35,699 --> 01:16:37,100
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
1698
01:16:37,134 --> 01:16:38,368
Lock the gates.
1699
01:16:40,670 --> 01:16:43,206
[MACHINE BEEPING]
1700
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:44,508
Ew, I can't wait that long.
1701
01:16:44,541 --> 01:16:46,476
Let's do it now.
I want to do it now.
1702
01:16:48,145 --> 01:16:49,513
[MARK] Are you sure about this?
1703
01:16:49,546 --> 01:16:51,515
I mean, the kidnapping
we could get behind.
1704
01:16:51,548 --> 01:16:54,618
We liked the kidnapping,
but if you do this, they'll die.
1705
01:16:54,651 --> 01:16:56,119
That's the point of...
1706
01:16:56,153 --> 01:16:58,121
What did you think
we were doing?
1707
01:16:58,155 --> 01:17:00,190
Mark, Keith, suffer.
1708
01:17:00,724 --> 01:17:02,592
[BOTH SCREAMING]
1709
01:17:02,626 --> 01:17:04,127
[KRYPTO] Stand down.
1710
01:17:05,162 --> 01:17:06,663
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1711
01:17:06,696 --> 01:17:08,441
Okay, Krypto, you are
definitely stalking me now.
1712
01:17:08,465 --> 01:17:09,966
I'm, like, creeped out.
1713
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:11,601
- [GASPS]
- Bye.
1714
01:17:11,635 --> 01:17:13,036
[KRYPTO GRUNTS]
1715
01:17:16,206 --> 01:17:17,574
[GASPS] Fly over there.
1716
01:17:17,607 --> 01:17:19,609
You mean,
toward the murder rodent?
1717
01:17:19,643 --> 01:17:21,011
Where is Superman?
1718
01:17:21,044 --> 01:17:22,379
You're too late.
1719
01:17:22,412 --> 01:17:24,014
I'm sending him back
to the place
1720
01:17:24,047 --> 01:17:25,649
from whence he came from.
1721
01:17:25,682 --> 01:17:26,683
Boop!
1722
01:17:28,685 --> 01:17:30,420
[ALARM BLARING]
1723
01:17:30,454 --> 01:17:32,222
[BUILDING RUMBLING]
1724
01:17:32,255 --> 01:17:34,424
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
1725
01:17:34,458 --> 01:17:35,492
No!
1726
01:17:35,525 --> 01:17:38,128
[LULU CONTINUES LAUGHING]
1727
01:17:40,163 --> 01:17:42,265
[BUILDING CRASHING, RUMBLING]
1728
01:17:42,299 --> 01:17:43,633
What... What's going on?
1729
01:17:43,667 --> 01:17:45,268
[LEX] Uh, yeah, funny story.
1730
01:17:45,302 --> 01:17:47,504
I, uh, turned my office
into a rocket ship.
1731
01:17:47,537 --> 01:17:48,738
All billionaires have 'em.
1732
01:17:48,772 --> 01:17:50,006
It's true.
1733
01:17:59,149 --> 01:18:00,417
[MARK COUGHING]
1734
01:18:00,450 --> 01:18:04,421
Krypto, there's a bomb
on the rocket.
1735
01:18:04,454 --> 01:18:06,690
When it leaves
Earth's atmosphere,
1736
01:18:08,191 --> 01:18:09,693
it'll implode.
1737
01:18:09,726 --> 01:18:12,496
[KEITH AND MARK COUGHING]
1738
01:18:16,099 --> 01:18:17,801
We're just coughing. Go!
1739
01:18:17,835 --> 01:18:19,369
I'm coming for you, Superman.
1740
01:18:20,804 --> 01:18:22,472
Uh-uh-uh!
1741
01:18:22,506 --> 01:18:23,673
Not so fast.
1742
01:18:24,774 --> 01:18:26,176
[PILOT YELPS]
1743
01:18:26,209 --> 01:18:27,511
- [SCREAMING]
- [GASPS]
1744
01:18:27,544 --> 01:18:29,145
[LULU] Who gets to live, doggy?
1745
01:18:29,179 --> 01:18:32,215
The man you love,
or the woman he does?
1746
01:18:32,249 --> 01:18:34,217
You can't save them both
on your own.
1747
01:18:35,585 --> 01:18:37,087
[DISTANT BOOM]
1748
01:18:42,225 --> 01:18:43,360
What's up, dog?
1749
01:18:43,393 --> 01:18:45,762
Ugh, what is this? PAW Patrol?
1750
01:18:45,795 --> 01:18:49,199
[CHUCKLES] I thought I told
you guys to stay put.
1751
01:18:49,232 --> 01:18:51,201
When do we ever listen to you?
1752
01:18:52,802 --> 01:18:55,105
Boo! I'm bored!
1753
01:18:55,138 --> 01:18:57,407
- Let's get to the fiery crash.
- [SNAPS FINGERS]
1754
01:18:57,440 --> 01:18:58,775
[PILOT AND LOIS SCREAMING]
1755
01:19:00,443 --> 01:19:01,611
You save Superman.
1756
01:19:01,645 --> 01:19:03,313
- From a rocket?
- I trust you.
1757
01:19:04,548 --> 01:19:06,483
Okay, but from a rocket, though?
1758
01:19:09,519 --> 01:19:10,754
Hop on, y'all.
1759
01:19:10,787 --> 01:19:12,622
Because this pig right here
1760
01:19:12,656 --> 01:19:15,425
[IN DEEP VOICE]
is about to go ham.
1761
01:19:20,664 --> 01:19:21,866
[PEOPLE GASPING]
1762
01:19:21,899 --> 01:19:23,366
[BOTH SCREAMING]
1763
01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:25,335
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1764
01:19:25,368 --> 01:19:28,171
[BOTH GASPING]
1765
01:19:28,204 --> 01:19:30,440
[SCREAMING]
1766
01:19:30,473 --> 01:19:31,741
[HELICOPTER THUDS]
1767
01:19:35,211 --> 01:19:37,113
[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1768
01:19:43,653 --> 01:19:45,755
[GROWLS]
1769
01:19:46,824 --> 01:19:48,859
That thing took our Superman.
1770
01:19:49,860 --> 01:19:51,328
She's goin' down.
1771
01:19:53,229 --> 01:19:55,131
[PB GRUNTING]
1772
01:19:57,267 --> 01:19:59,302
[IN DEEP VOICE]
Merton, hit it.
1773
01:20:05,342 --> 01:20:07,444
[CHIP SCREAMING]
1774
01:20:14,451 --> 01:20:15,485
[CHIP] Ay!
1775
01:20:19,489 --> 01:20:21,191
It's over, hamster.
1776
01:20:21,224 --> 01:20:23,360
Hamster?
1777
01:20:23,393 --> 01:20:26,864
A hamster is just
a dollar store gerbil.
1778
01:20:31,635 --> 01:20:33,269
A hamster is a chipmunk
1779
01:20:33,303 --> 01:20:36,306
with nothing interesting
going on fur-wise.
1780
01:20:36,339 --> 01:20:37,574
[KRYPTO GROANS]
1781
01:20:42,779 --> 01:20:43,881
[GROWLS]
1782
01:20:46,851 --> 01:20:49,285
You're up, kid.
Open it like a can of tuna.
1783
01:20:51,621 --> 01:20:53,556
[GRUNTING]
1784
01:21:03,433 --> 01:21:04,534
[SCREAMS]
1785
01:21:08,471 --> 01:21:11,942
- Well, I loosened it for you.
- [CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY]
1786
01:21:11,976 --> 01:21:13,878
[SIGHS] Man,
I hate bein' invulnerable.
1787
01:21:13,911 --> 01:21:16,847
Here we go.
This is gonna hurt tomorrow.
1788
01:21:16,881 --> 01:21:18,481
Why couldn't
I have been stretchy?
1789
01:21:18,515 --> 01:21:20,275
Or, like, gotten
a magic hammer or something.
1790
01:21:21,351 --> 01:21:23,353
[GROANING, YELLS]
1791
01:21:26,023 --> 01:21:28,258
[MACHINE BEEPING LOUDLY]
1792
01:21:28,291 --> 01:21:29,526
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1793
01:21:31,962 --> 01:21:33,931
- [METAL RATTLING]
- [GROANING]
1794
01:21:33,964 --> 01:21:35,632
[MACHINE BEEPING RAPIDLY]
1795
01:21:35,665 --> 01:21:37,300
[EXPLOSION]
1796
01:21:39,870 --> 01:21:40,971
No!
1797
01:21:50,313 --> 01:21:51,548
[GROANING]
1798
01:21:51,982 --> 01:21:53,516
Face it.
1799
01:21:53,550 --> 01:21:54,885
- It's over.
- Huh?
1800
01:22:00,024 --> 01:22:00,991
[GROANS]
1801
01:22:01,025 --> 01:22:02,759
Your Superman is no more
1802
01:22:02,792 --> 01:22:07,031
and now his precious
little dog is about to...
1803
01:22:07,064 --> 01:22:08,665
- What? What is it?
- [TENSE MUSIC STOPS]
1804
01:22:08,698 --> 01:22:10,300
Do I have something on my face?
1805
01:22:10,333 --> 01:22:12,335
Do I have a pimple?
Is it wet? Is it ready?
1806
01:22:12,368 --> 01:22:13,636
Should I pop it? [GASPS]
1807
01:22:13,670 --> 01:22:15,271
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1808
01:22:17,774 --> 01:22:18,909
[PB GRUNTS]
1809
01:22:21,078 --> 01:22:22,813
[PB GROANING]
1810
01:22:23,914 --> 01:22:25,415
[ACE GROANS]
1811
01:22:25,448 --> 01:22:28,418
Hey, guys. Big fan.
1812
01:22:28,451 --> 01:22:31,254
Um... You all see
the giant pig too, right?
1813
01:22:32,422 --> 01:22:33,757
No. How did they...?
1814
01:22:33,790 --> 01:22:35,558
You forgot one thing, Lulu.
1815
01:22:35,592 --> 01:22:37,995
Unlike you, I have friends.
1816
01:22:40,396 --> 01:22:41,598
[LULU GRUNTS]
1817
01:22:41,631 --> 01:22:42,799
[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1818
01:22:45,368 --> 01:22:48,304
[SCREAMS]
1819
01:22:55,712 --> 01:22:56,914
[GRUNTS]
1820
01:23:02,652 --> 01:23:04,420
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1821
01:23:06,756 --> 01:23:08,591
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1822
01:23:08,625 --> 01:23:11,327
[WHISPERS] You're right,
you do have friends.
1823
01:23:12,629 --> 01:23:15,099
But not for long.
1824
01:23:15,132 --> 01:23:17,433
- [RUMBLING]
- [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1825
01:23:27,610 --> 01:23:28,913
[BUILDING RUMBLING]
1826
01:23:33,716 --> 01:23:35,820
[BIRDS SCREECHING]
1827
01:23:37,453 --> 01:23:38,755
[TIRES SCREECHING]
1828
01:23:45,495 --> 01:23:46,997
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
1829
01:23:51,768 --> 01:23:53,037
[PEOPLE GASPING]
1830
01:23:54,437 --> 01:23:56,372
[OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES]
1831
01:23:59,977 --> 01:24:02,545
[DISTORTED VOICE]
Kneel before Lulu.
1832
01:24:03,180 --> 01:24:04,781
[GROWLS]
1833
01:24:10,753 --> 01:24:12,422
Oh, come on.
1834
01:24:12,455 --> 01:24:13,666
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
1835
01:24:13,690 --> 01:24:16,961
[DISTORTED VOICE]
I said, kneel!
1836
01:24:21,065 --> 01:24:22,632
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1837
01:24:24,767 --> 01:24:25,836
[GROANS]
1838
01:24:26,937 --> 01:24:28,771
[GROANING]
1839
01:24:30,707 --> 01:24:33,911
[LULU ROARS]
1840
01:24:33,944 --> 01:24:36,679
- Try to keep up, turtle.
- Okay.
1841
01:24:36,713 --> 01:24:37,858
- Porcine creature...
- [GASPS]
1842
01:24:37,882 --> 01:24:38,949
...follow my lead.
1843
01:24:41,751 --> 01:24:43,854
Batman works alone.
1844
01:24:43,888 --> 01:24:46,156
Except for Robin, and Alfred,
1845
01:24:46,190 --> 01:24:47,892
Commissioner Gordon...
1846
01:24:47,925 --> 01:24:49,692
[BOTH GRUNTING]
1847
01:24:49,726 --> 01:24:51,794
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1848
01:24:51,829 --> 01:24:53,529
- [SLAPPING]
- [LULU GRUNTS]
1849
01:24:55,732 --> 01:24:56,967
[ROARS]
1850
01:24:57,001 --> 01:24:58,635
[CYBORG] Don't mess up
my half-fro!
1851
01:25:01,238 --> 01:25:03,439
[LULU GRUNTS]
1852
01:25:03,473 --> 01:25:05,708
[FLASH AND MERTON LAUGHING]
1853
01:25:05,742 --> 01:25:07,044
I am Aquaman.
1854
01:25:08,178 --> 01:25:09,679
[ALL GRUNTING]
1855
01:25:09,712 --> 01:25:11,916
[AQUAMAN GRUNTS, LAUGHS]
1856
01:25:11,949 --> 01:25:13,083
[GREEN LANTERN LAUGHS]
1857
01:25:13,117 --> 01:25:14,651
Get it, squirrel!
1858
01:25:14,684 --> 01:25:15,761
- [CHIP LAUGHING]
- [BATMAN] ...Justice League,
1859
01:25:15,785 --> 01:25:17,154
Batgirl, Batwoman,
1860
01:25:17,187 --> 01:25:18,688
my IT crew,
1861
01:25:18,721 --> 01:25:20,824
whoever Morgan Freeman played,
1862
01:25:20,858 --> 01:25:22,026
Ah, what the heck.
1863
01:25:23,894 --> 01:25:24,929
[GRUNTS]
1864
01:25:25,795 --> 01:25:27,497
[GROANS]
1865
01:25:27,530 --> 01:25:28,966
[ACE SNARLING]
1866
01:25:28,999 --> 01:25:30,134
[LULU GRUNTS]
1867
01:25:31,835 --> 01:25:33,971
[LULU GRUNTING]
1868
01:25:35,940 --> 01:25:38,909
- [ROARS]
- [ALL SCREAMING]
1869
01:25:38,943 --> 01:25:40,777
- [ROARING]
- [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1870
01:25:40,811 --> 01:25:42,578
[GROANING]
1871
01:25:42,612 --> 01:25:43,914
[GROANING]
1872
01:25:46,716 --> 01:25:47,985
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1873
01:25:49,887 --> 01:25:51,188
[GRUNTING]
1874
01:25:55,558 --> 01:25:57,794
- [ROARS]
- [GROANING]
1875
01:25:59,063 --> 01:26:01,031
Watch, you pathetic pooch,
1876
01:26:01,065 --> 01:26:03,666
as I destroy
everyone you care for.
1877
01:26:03,700 --> 01:26:05,002
And there's nothing in the world
1878
01:26:05,035 --> 01:26:06,703
you can do to stop me.
1879
01:26:09,907 --> 01:26:11,574
[STIRRING MUSIC PLAYING]
1880
01:26:13,543 --> 01:26:14,979
You're right, Lulu,
1881
01:26:15,012 --> 01:26:18,048
there's nothing I can do
in this world to stop you.
1882
01:26:18,082 --> 01:26:19,716
What are you talking about, man?
1883
01:26:19,749 --> 01:26:20,985
And why was your syntax
1884
01:26:21,018 --> 01:26:23,287
so oddly structured
in that sentence?
1885
01:26:23,320 --> 01:26:25,688
[SIGHS] Keep an eye
on Supes for me.
1886
01:26:26,723 --> 01:26:28,092
Where's he going?
1887
01:26:28,125 --> 01:26:31,627
No. Not the Solar Paw Punch.
1888
01:26:31,661 --> 01:26:33,563
The juice box thing?
1889
01:26:33,596 --> 01:26:34,932
But that'll kill him.
1890
01:26:34,965 --> 01:26:36,632
Krypto, no.
1891
01:26:38,969 --> 01:26:40,971
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1892
01:26:44,875 --> 01:26:46,176
You were right, Ace.
1893
01:26:46,210 --> 01:26:47,710
Whoa, whoa!
1894
01:26:47,744 --> 01:26:49,947
[LULU] I am a few guineas
short of a pig.
1895
01:26:51,581 --> 01:26:52,749
- [LULU LAUGHS]
- [PB] Uh...
1896
01:26:54,985 --> 01:26:56,286
[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1897
01:26:58,255 --> 01:26:59,857
[LULU LAUGHS]
1898
01:26:59,890 --> 01:27:00,891
[GREEN LANTERN] Ah!
1899
01:27:00,924 --> 01:27:02,792
[AQUAMAN GRUNTS]
1900
01:27:02,826 --> 01:27:04,194
[SCREAMS]
1901
01:27:04,228 --> 01:27:05,661
[GROANING]
1902
01:27:05,695 --> 01:27:07,164
[ROARS]
1903
01:27:10,633 --> 01:27:12,635
[ACE] Well, when you
love somebody,
1904
01:27:12,668 --> 01:27:14,938
and I mean,
you really love them,
1905
01:27:14,972 --> 01:27:17,975
you gotta be willing
to do anything for 'em.
1906
01:27:18,008 --> 01:27:19,176
[KRYPTO] Even if it hurts?
1907
01:27:19,943 --> 01:27:21,078
[ACE CHUCKLES]
1908
01:27:21,111 --> 01:27:22,212
Especially then.
1909
01:27:25,916 --> 01:27:28,252
[DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS]
1910
01:27:31,687 --> 01:27:32,823
[GROANS]
1911
01:27:35,691 --> 01:27:37,261
[ALL SCREAMING]
1912
01:27:41,832 --> 01:27:43,233
[DISTANT EXPLOSION]
1913
01:27:46,736 --> 01:27:48,738
[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1914
01:27:51,175 --> 01:27:53,043
- [KRYPTO GRUNTS]
- [EXPLOSION]
1915
01:27:55,879 --> 01:27:57,881
[YELLS]
1916
01:28:01,085 --> 01:28:03,153
No!
1917
01:28:09,226 --> 01:28:10,961
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1918
01:28:14,364 --> 01:28:16,133
[GROANING LOUDLY]
1919
01:28:22,738 --> 01:28:24,041
[DRAMATIC MUSIC FADES]
1920
01:28:28,812 --> 01:28:30,646
[SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING]
1921
01:28:33,283 --> 01:28:35,319
- [COUGHS]
- [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]
1922
01:28:35,352 --> 01:28:36,887
[ACE GROANS]
1923
01:28:36,920 --> 01:28:39,022
Man, it sucks
being a canine shield.
1924
01:28:39,056 --> 01:28:40,433
- [BONES CRACKING]
- [ACE GROANS] Oof.
1925
01:28:40,457 --> 01:28:41,825
[CLICKS TONGUE]
1926
01:28:41,859 --> 01:28:44,061
I think my teeth
are still glowing.
1927
01:28:44,094 --> 01:28:46,163
You saved my life, man.
1928
01:28:46,196 --> 01:28:48,764
Hey, well, you were
in the middle of saving ours.
1929
01:28:50,067 --> 01:28:51,801
You know what
they say about dogs.
1930
01:28:52,436 --> 01:28:54,238
[CHUCKLES]
1931
01:28:54,271 --> 01:28:56,316
So, something did get through
that super skull of yours.
1932
01:28:56,340 --> 01:28:58,075
Don't make me take it back.
1933
01:29:02,112 --> 01:29:04,348
- [KEITH] Bum, bum, bum.
- [MARK] Bye.
1934
01:29:05,115 --> 01:29:06,283
[WATER SPLASHES]
1935
01:29:07,951 --> 01:29:10,320
What?
What have you done to me?
1936
01:29:10,354 --> 01:29:12,189
I'm in hot dog water, aren't I?
1937
01:29:12,222 --> 01:29:13,423
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
- [LULU] No!
1938
01:29:13,457 --> 01:29:15,092
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
- Yeah!
1939
01:29:20,464 --> 01:29:23,267
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
1940
01:29:23,300 --> 01:29:25,169
[PANTING]
1941
01:29:25,202 --> 01:29:27,070
[LOIS] Oh, thank goodness
you're okay.
1942
01:29:29,173 --> 01:29:30,274
[WHINES]
1943
01:29:35,045 --> 01:29:36,380
I'm happy for you, buddy.
1944
01:29:38,815 --> 01:29:40,417
You know Krypto rescued me?
1945
01:29:40,450 --> 01:29:41,852
I know the feeling.
1946
01:29:43,287 --> 01:29:45,489
He rescued me a long time ago.
1947
01:29:45,522 --> 01:29:47,257
He's a good dog.
1948
01:29:49,293 --> 01:29:50,861
[BARKS]
1949
01:29:50,894 --> 01:29:51,995
[CHUCKLES]
1950
01:29:52,029 --> 01:29:53,230
Come here, boy.
1951
01:29:55,265 --> 01:29:56,500
[BARKS]
1952
01:29:56,533 --> 01:29:58,202
[GRUNTS, LAUGHS] Hey.
1953
01:29:58,235 --> 01:29:59,836
[CHUCKLES]
1954
01:29:59,870 --> 01:30:01,071
[KRYPTO PANTING]
1955
01:30:01,104 --> 01:30:03,073
I'm sorry, Krypto.
1956
01:30:03,106 --> 01:30:05,909
You know you'll always be
my best friend.
1957
01:30:05,943 --> 01:30:08,111
And nothing
can ever change that.
1958
01:30:09,146 --> 01:30:10,347
[KRYPTO WHINES]
1959
01:30:13,951 --> 01:30:15,219
Oh, one more thing.
1960
01:30:19,223 --> 01:30:20,824
[SUPERMAN CHUCKLES]
1961
01:30:20,857 --> 01:30:22,235
- [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]
- Wow, look at that.
1962
01:30:22,259 --> 01:30:24,528
I did have this
whole thing planned, but..
1963
01:30:24,561 --> 01:30:26,063
Oh, no, please,
1964
01:30:26,096 --> 01:30:26,997
this is exactly
how I always pictured it.
1965
01:30:27,030 --> 01:30:28,365
Giant evil guinea pig.
1966
01:30:28,398 --> 01:30:31,001
This... This was
on my vision board. Really.
1967
01:30:31,034 --> 01:30:33,003
You wanna keep going?
1968
01:30:33,036 --> 01:30:34,271
Yes, I would. Thank you.
1969
01:30:35,305 --> 01:30:37,341
Lois Joanne Lane,
1970
01:30:37,374 --> 01:30:40,877
make me the happiest
Superman in the universe.
1971
01:30:40,911 --> 01:30:42,179
- Will you..
- Yeah, okay!
1972
01:30:43,580 --> 01:30:45,382
[COUGHS] Prenup.
[CLEARS THROAT]
1973
01:30:46,883 --> 01:30:47,918
[BARKS]
1974
01:30:47,951 --> 01:30:49,219
[SUPERMAN EXCLAIMS]
1975
01:30:49,253 --> 01:30:50,463
- [LOIS GIGGLES]
- [SUPERMAN CHUCKLES]
1976
01:30:50,487 --> 01:30:51,787
[TOY SQUEAKING]
1977
01:30:53,390 --> 01:30:55,092
Squeezy Bruce!
1978
01:30:55,125 --> 01:30:58,495
That better be a licensed toy,
or I will freak out.
1979
01:30:59,596 --> 01:31:01,164
[CHIP PANTING]
1980
01:31:03,500 --> 01:31:05,369
[GREEN LANTERN GRUNTS]
1981
01:31:05,402 --> 01:31:06,403
[YELPS] Oh!
1982
01:31:06,436 --> 01:31:08,972
Hey, don't worry. I got you.
1983
01:31:10,007 --> 01:31:11,074
[SIGHS]
1984
01:31:12,042 --> 01:31:13,877
Okay, what's happening?
1985
01:31:13,910 --> 01:31:15,245
Wow, this is so weird.
1986
01:31:15,279 --> 01:31:17,381
[SQUEALS] So beautiful!
1987
01:31:17,414 --> 01:31:19,182
High-fiving so slow
1988
01:31:19,216 --> 01:31:20,496
when we're both
really fast. Huh.
1989
01:31:22,152 --> 01:31:25,155
Princess Diana of Themyscira,
1990
01:31:25,188 --> 01:31:27,057
I humbly present myself,
1991
01:31:27,090 --> 01:31:29,993
Super Hog,
still brainstorming, to you.
1992
01:31:31,862 --> 01:31:34,464
- [PB GASPS]
- You will be a mighty warrior.
1993
01:31:35,565 --> 01:31:37,100
And cuddle buddy.
1994
01:31:40,237 --> 01:31:42,205
Woe is me.
1995
01:31:42,239 --> 01:31:44,599
- [MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING] - No
one cares about the water guy.
1996
01:31:45,509 --> 01:31:47,477
This water guy does.
1997
01:31:47,511 --> 01:31:49,112
Hey, my name's Keith.
1998
01:31:50,380 --> 01:31:53,116
- [KISSES]
- Aw, little piggy kisses.
1999
01:31:54,184 --> 01:31:55,485
[CYBORG] Hey, smokey.
2000
01:31:55,519 --> 01:31:56,953
You're looking
a little burnt out.
2001
01:31:56,987 --> 01:31:59,189
Need a light?
2002
01:31:59,222 --> 01:32:00,433
- [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]
- Oh, look at me!
2003
01:32:00,457 --> 01:32:01,558
- [LAUGHS]
- Aw, come here.
2004
01:32:01,591 --> 01:32:03,493
I'm Mark. And your name?
2005
01:32:03,527 --> 01:32:05,362
[BIRD CAWING]
2006
01:32:07,097 --> 01:32:10,267
- [GENTLE MUSIC FADES]
- So, you are a dog.
2007
01:32:11,001 --> 01:32:13,103
I am the Batman.
2008
01:32:13,136 --> 01:32:15,339
Sorry, I'm not
really great with animals.
2009
01:32:15,372 --> 01:32:17,140
Yeah, I'm not
really great with people.
2010
01:32:17,174 --> 01:32:19,343
Probably because of my
traumatic puppyhood.
2011
01:32:19,376 --> 01:32:22,079
As a child,
my family was taken from me.
2012
01:32:22,112 --> 01:32:24,081
As a puppy,
I was taken from my family.
2013
01:32:24,114 --> 01:32:25,882
So, I've steeled myself.
2014
01:32:25,916 --> 01:32:27,493
- [SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
- My emotions, always in check.
2015
01:32:27,517 --> 01:32:30,987
[BOTH] No one ever getting past
my impenetrable defenses.
2016
01:32:33,924 --> 01:32:35,258
Ah, what the heck?
2017
01:32:35,292 --> 01:32:37,394
- [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
- [LAUGHING]
2018
01:32:37,427 --> 01:32:38,562
Good boy.
2019
01:32:38,595 --> 01:32:40,864
Okay, the Batman loves you, too.
2020
01:32:42,432 --> 01:32:43,600
[COLLAR CHIMING]
2021
01:32:44,634 --> 01:32:45,635
Oh! Hey, Pops.
2022
01:32:45,669 --> 01:32:48,171
Yes, it is I, Dog-El.
2023
01:32:48,205 --> 01:32:49,906
- [SIGHS]
- [FAST-FORWARDING]
2024
01:32:49,940 --> 01:32:52,376
Never eat chocolate.
That dog in the mirror is you.
2025
01:32:53,477 --> 01:32:55,212
Fireworks suck!
2026
01:32:55,245 --> 01:32:57,914
Tell Gail I said hey!
2027
01:32:57,948 --> 01:33:00,650
Looks like you worked
everything out with Superman.
2028
01:33:00,684 --> 01:33:03,687
Thanks to your advice,
I made some new friends, too.
2029
01:33:03,720 --> 01:33:06,056
And now I've gotta
bring them to Smallville.
2030
01:33:06,089 --> 01:33:07,849
I promised them
that it would be their new...
2031
01:33:08,725 --> 01:33:10,360
[BATMAN CHUCKLES]
2032
01:33:10,394 --> 01:33:12,205
- [WONDER WOMAN LAUGHING]
- [GREEN LANTERN] Aw!
2033
01:33:12,229 --> 01:33:13,697
- [FLASH LAUGHS]
- ...home.
2034
01:33:13,730 --> 01:33:15,198
[UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING]
2035
01:33:15,232 --> 01:33:16,466
[LOIS LAUGHS]
2036
01:33:25,442 --> 01:33:27,210
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
2037
01:33:28,211 --> 01:33:30,080
[TRAIN HORN BLARING]
2038
01:33:34,484 --> 01:33:35,952
[SCREECHES]
2039
01:33:41,324 --> 01:33:43,160
Hey, Chip-tonite,
2040
01:33:43,193 --> 01:33:44,704
- How's it going with Jessica?
- We're getting pretty close
2041
01:33:44,728 --> 01:33:47,664
as person and pet.
She even put a ring on it.
2042
01:33:50,634 --> 01:33:53,069
Nice costume game, PB.
2043
01:33:53,103 --> 01:33:56,139
Thanks! It even has magnets.
2044
01:34:06,016 --> 01:34:07,517
Um, how long is this gonna take?
2045
01:34:07,551 --> 01:34:10,187
I got a hot date
with two firemen's helmets.
2046
01:34:10,220 --> 01:34:11,955
Spoiler alert, they're twins.
2047
01:34:14,257 --> 01:34:16,059
[ENGINE ROARING]
2048
01:34:17,461 --> 01:34:18,528
[BARKING]
2049
01:34:27,604 --> 01:34:29,172
You're late.
2050
01:34:29,206 --> 01:34:30,583
Sorry, me and the Dark Knight
were playing
2051
01:34:30,607 --> 01:34:33,076
a little bit of fetch.
Have you met Chewperman?
2052
01:34:33,109 --> 01:34:34,478
[TOY SQUEAKING]
2053
01:34:34,511 --> 01:34:35,712
So disrespectful.
2054
01:34:35,745 --> 01:34:37,347
- [TOY SQUEAKS]
- Y'all started it.
2055
01:34:37,380 --> 01:34:38,748
So, what's the mission?
2056
01:34:38,782 --> 01:34:40,150
We can answer that.
2057
01:34:42,219 --> 01:34:44,621
[KEITH] Okay, our intel indicates
a dog has been mutated.
2058
01:34:44,654 --> 01:34:45,722
This could be dangerous.
2059
01:34:45,755 --> 01:34:47,357
We have to stop him.
2060
01:34:47,390 --> 01:34:49,559
Tighten your collars.
We've got work to do.
2061
01:34:50,293 --> 01:34:51,495
[GROWLING]
2062
01:34:51,528 --> 01:34:53,997
[DEEP VOICE]
I ate the FedEx guy.
2063
01:34:55,532 --> 01:34:57,367
Hey, I know that dog.
2064
01:34:57,400 --> 01:35:00,203
He's giant and blue
and about to crush us.
2065
01:35:00,237 --> 01:35:02,205
Can't crush what we have.
2066
01:35:02,239 --> 01:35:05,575
Say it back. Come on.
2067
01:35:05,609 --> 01:35:08,411
- Come on.
- Can't crush what we have.
2068
01:35:08,445 --> 01:35:10,347
[ROARS]
2069
01:35:11,515 --> 01:35:13,617
Super-Pets, activate!
2070
01:35:19,756 --> 01:35:21,324
[HEROIC MUSIC FADES]
2071
01:35:21,358 --> 01:35:23,198
["MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE"
BY TAYLOR SWIFT PLAYING]
2072
01:35:25,161 --> 01:35:30,267
♪ These days I'm restless
Work days are endless ♪
2073
01:35:30,300 --> 01:35:33,169
♪ Look how
you've made me made me ♪
2074
01:35:33,203 --> 01:35:38,542
♪ But time moves faster
replaying your laughter ♪
2075
01:35:38,575 --> 01:35:40,811
♪ Disaster ♪
2076
01:35:40,845 --> 01:35:47,717
♪ Cause now you're
so far away and I'm down ♪
2077
01:35:47,751 --> 01:35:52,857
♪ Feelin' like
a face in the crowd ♪
2078
01:35:52,890 --> 01:35:57,794
♪ I'm reachin'
for you terrified ♪
2079
01:35:57,828 --> 01:36:02,465
♪ Cause you could be
the one that I love ♪
2080
01:36:02,499 --> 01:36:06,503
♪ I could be the one
that you dream of ♪
2081
01:36:06,536 --> 01:36:10,640
♪ Message in a bottle
is all I can do ♪
2082
01:36:10,674 --> 01:36:15,345
♪ Standin' here
hopin' it gets to you ♪
2083
01:36:15,378 --> 01:36:18,816
♪ You could be the one
that I keep and I-I-I ♪
2084
01:36:18,849 --> 01:36:22,887
♪ Could be the reason
you can't sleep at night ♪
2085
01:36:22,920 --> 01:36:27,390
♪ Message in
a bottle is all I can do ♪
2086
01:36:27,424 --> 01:36:31,761
♪ Standin' here
hopin' it gets to you ♪
2087
01:36:31,795 --> 01:36:36,132
♪ How is it in London London ♪
2088
01:36:36,166 --> 01:36:40,203
♪ Where are you
while I'm wonderin' ♪
2089
01:36:40,236 --> 01:36:45,642
♪ If I'll ever see you again ♪
2090
01:36:47,812 --> 01:36:50,747
♪ You could be
the one that I love ♪
2091
01:36:50,780 --> 01:36:55,685
♪ And now I'm standin' here
hopin' it gets to you ♪
2092
01:36:55,719 --> 01:37:00,357
♪ Cause you could be
the one that I love ♪
2093
01:37:00,390 --> 01:37:04,394
♪ I could be the one
that you dream of ♪
2094
01:37:04,427 --> 01:37:08,531
♪ Message in a bottle
is all I can do ♪
2095
01:37:08,565 --> 01:37:13,236
♪ Standin' here
hopin' it gets to you ♪
2096
01:37:13,269 --> 01:37:16,706
♪ You could be the one
that I keep and I-I-I ♪
2097
01:37:16,740 --> 01:37:20,777
♪ Could be the reason
you can't sleep at night ♪
2098
01:37:20,811 --> 01:37:25,281
♪ Message in
a bottle is all I can do ♪
2099
01:37:25,315 --> 01:37:29,352
♪ Standin' here
hopin' it gets to you ♪
2100
01:37:31,287 --> 01:37:35,225
♪ You could be
the one that I love ♪
2101
01:37:35,258 --> 01:37:38,528
♪ You could be
the one that I love ♪
2102
01:37:38,561 --> 01:37:40,530
♪ I love ♪
2103
01:37:40,563 --> 01:37:46,269
♪ And now I'm standin' here
hopin' this gets to you ♪
2104
01:37:47,470 --> 01:37:48,939
[LEX] Hello?
2105
01:37:48,973 --> 01:37:51,541
Excuse me. It's me.
2106
01:37:51,574 --> 01:37:54,411
Are any adorable animals
going to let me out?
2107
01:37:54,444 --> 01:37:55,946
Maybe a cat? How 'bout a cat?
2108
01:37:55,980 --> 01:37:57,280
Nope.
2109
01:37:57,882 --> 01:37:59,449
[SIGHS]
2110
01:37:59,482 --> 01:38:01,986
I always knew this is how
it would end for me.
2111
01:38:02,019 --> 01:38:04,487
I always knew this is how
it would end for me.
2112
01:38:04,989 --> 01:38:06,556
[BEEPING]
2113
01:38:06,589 --> 01:38:08,491
[CRACKLING]
2114
01:38:12,629 --> 01:38:13,998
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
2115
01:38:14,031 --> 01:38:15,265
[OMINOUS MUSIC STOPS]
2116
01:38:15,298 --> 01:38:17,600
[LULU] Oh. It's you. Hi.
2117
01:38:17,634 --> 01:38:19,569
- [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
- Let's be honest.
2118
01:38:19,602 --> 01:38:21,939
The two of us are the real
brains behind this operation.
2119
01:38:21,972 --> 01:38:23,440
Forget Lex.
2120
01:38:23,473 --> 01:38:25,241
We should team up.
2121
01:38:25,275 --> 01:38:27,878
So, what do you say?
2122
01:38:27,912 --> 01:38:30,447
You wanna come live
in a studio apartment?
2123
01:38:31,748 --> 01:38:32,782
Like, with you?
2124
01:38:32,817 --> 01:38:35,652
Like, pet-owner situation?
2125
01:38:35,685 --> 01:38:40,790
Hmm, uh, let me think.
Yes, yes! The answer is yes!
2126
01:38:40,825 --> 01:38:42,659
So, just something
to know about me.
2127
01:38:42,692 --> 01:38:44,594
I'm passionate
about world domination
2128
01:38:44,627 --> 01:38:46,763
and my nails need to be
trimmed twice a month.
2129
01:38:46,796 --> 01:38:47,932
[SOFT MUSIC FADES]
2130
01:38:52,368 --> 01:38:54,471
[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]
2131
01:44:07,818 --> 01:44:08,886
[BARKING]
2132
01:44:08,919 --> 01:44:10,187
[TOY SQUEAKING]
2133
01:44:10,220 --> 01:44:11,587
Fetch!
2134
01:44:13,057 --> 01:44:14,091
[TOY SQUEAKS]
2135
01:44:14,124 --> 01:44:15,125
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
2136
01:44:17,660 --> 01:44:19,063
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
2137
01:44:19,096 --> 01:44:20,130
[TOY SQUEAKING]
2138
01:44:21,298 --> 01:44:23,100
That's my toy.
2139
01:44:23,133 --> 01:44:25,335
Then, why is it in my mouth?
2140
01:44:28,172 --> 01:44:29,639
[SUPERHERO] Superman.
2141
01:44:29,672 --> 01:44:30,908
Black Adam.
2142
01:44:32,042 --> 01:44:33,709
Your owner's a hero, too?
2143
01:44:33,743 --> 01:44:35,879
- [TOY SQUEAKS]
- Antihero.
2144
01:44:35,913 --> 01:44:39,283
It's basically exactly like a
regular hero except way cooler.
2145
01:44:39,316 --> 01:44:40,951
You make up your own rules,
2146
01:44:40,984 --> 01:44:42,652
and then you break them.
2147
01:44:42,685 --> 01:44:44,687
Also, you can ignore most moral
2148
01:44:44,720 --> 01:44:48,125
and ethical conventions
because no one can stop you.
2149
01:44:48,158 --> 01:44:50,660
Yeah, that sounds
a lot like a villain.
2150
01:44:50,693 --> 01:44:52,129
Antihero.
2151
01:44:52,162 --> 01:44:55,765
If he's anti a hero,
then isn't he a villain?
2152
01:44:55,798 --> 01:44:58,869
Admit he's an antihero or
Black Adam will destroy you.
2153
01:44:58,902 --> 01:45:00,404
Very villain thing to do.
2154
01:45:00,437 --> 01:45:02,672
It's a fine line, not gonna lie.
2155
01:45:02,705 --> 01:45:05,309
Well, whatever he is,
I bet he can't fly to Pluto.
2156
01:45:05,342 --> 01:45:07,144
Oh, yeah? Watch him.
2157
01:45:12,715 --> 01:45:14,017
[KRYPTO] My toy.
2158
01:45:14,051 --> 01:45:15,618
[DRAMATIC MUSIC FADES]