1 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Subtitles by LuFer 2 00:01:06,151 --> 00:01:09,613 Mom says we should be polite with her friends. And we will be. 3 00:01:09,614 --> 00:01:12,423 If he can get to the door. 4 00:01:40,020 --> 00:01:41,288 WHITE GLUE 5 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:51,142 Merry Christmas, dude! 6 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:53,190 And don't come back for the New Year. 7 00:01:53,673 --> 00:01:55,568 Do you think you will leave with our mother? 8 00:01:55,717 --> 00:01:57,659 I'll take them both. 9 00:02:04,976 --> 00:02:06,954 Let me out of here! 10 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:13,375 Lindsey, do you think Does the Father really come back? 11 00:02:13,568 --> 00:02:17,335 It shouldn't be long. But until then, we have to keep the mother available. 12 00:02:17,530 --> 00:02:19,804 The problem is that she It's very beautiful. 13 00:02:19,865 --> 00:02:22,259 This makes our work much more difficult. 14 00:02:23,078 --> 00:02:25,305 Sometimes I feel sorry for her. 15 00:02:25,538 --> 00:02:29,223 Because I feel sorry for the next one It's stupid to try to engage her. 16 00:02:34,631 --> 00:02:39,979 YOU'RE FRIED, MAN! 17 00:02:42,512 --> 00:02:43,995 Mr. Persons. 18 00:02:44,139 --> 00:02:46,816 Friendship. What do you have for me? 19 00:03:00,408 --> 00:03:01,533 Please... 20 00:03:01,534 --> 00:03:03,884 It has that smell of new car, you know? 21 00:03:05,203 --> 00:03:06,681 There's just one thing missing... 22 00:03:10,041 --> 00:03:13,275 Welcome to the greats, Satch. Let's do it. 23 00:03:16,046 --> 00:03:17,691 Just look at this machine. 24 00:03:17,882 --> 00:03:20,689 parchment-like skin, with satin nickel finishes. 25 00:03:21,384 --> 00:03:24,323 Attention, girls, here we go! 26 00:03:38,692 --> 00:03:41,085 Nick Persons. How's it going, man? 27 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:43,837 What do you think? 28 00:03:58,297 --> 00:04:02,064 Don't stop, idiot. It was the one who set the dog on you. 29 00:04:20,403 --> 00:04:23,838 What it was? Do you want this? Do you want to get spanked? 30 00:04:41,799 --> 00:04:43,112 My God. 31 00:04:43,716 --> 00:04:45,861 Two tons of respect. 32 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:47,985 Beautiful, isn't it? 33 00:04:49,014 --> 00:04:50,446 Want to go for a walk? 34 00:04:50,474 --> 00:04:51,869 I don't think so. 35 00:04:53,183 --> 00:04:55,457 How much did you give up for that, man? 36 00:04:56,312 --> 00:04:57,910 I got a bargain. 37 00:04:58,022 --> 00:05:00,022 The installments must be more expensive than my car. 38 00:05:00,232 --> 00:05:03,089 Marty, my shoes are more expensive than your car. 39 00:05:04,529 --> 00:05:06,947 Look, Nick... here come the your favorite customers. 40 00:05:06,948 --> 00:05:09,491 Please. Do you have "Yu-Gi-Oh"? 41 00:05:09,492 --> 00:05:10,758 What do you think? 42 00:05:10,828 --> 00:05:12,639 And do you have Dragonball GT? 43 00:05:12,789 --> 00:05:15,430 Listen, come in here everyone days with the same questions. 44 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:19,270 We don't have Pokémon, nor Digimon, not Buffy... 45 00:05:19,377 --> 00:05:22,445 neither SpongeBob nor Beanie Babies nor burglars! 46 00:05:23,172 --> 00:05:25,196 Now street! Both! Road! 47 00:05:31,347 --> 00:05:34,285 It's better to leave. Out of here. 48 00:05:34,976 --> 00:05:36,892 You have a way with kids. 49 00:05:36,893 --> 00:05:39,916 They look like cockroaches. But We can step on these. 50 00:05:42,150 --> 00:05:43,401 Are you going to clean this up? 51 00:05:43,402 --> 00:05:44,832 I don't clean windows. 52 00:05:45,737 --> 00:05:47,298 What it was? It dries. 53 00:05:52,034 --> 00:05:54,307 And they still want to know why that I hate boys... 54 00:06:18,435 --> 00:06:19,867 What's wrong with you? 55 00:06:23,857 --> 00:06:25,372 I think I'm in love. 56 00:06:25,526 --> 00:06:27,834 Passionate? No... 57 00:06:28,404 --> 00:06:29,669 In love how? 58 00:06:31,782 --> 00:06:35,517 Yes. She's the new girl here party organization. Chi�a! 59 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:37,260 It's beautiful. 60 00:06:38,414 --> 00:06:40,356 Man, I have to put myself through it. 61 00:06:40,875 --> 00:06:44,442 She's divorced, man. It's a lot sand for your truck. 62 00:06:45,294 --> 00:06:47,604 Don't rush to judge others. 63 00:06:48,130 --> 00:06:50,384 What? That's not Nick "Quick" that I know. 64 00:06:50,385 --> 00:06:52,693 - I ate broccoli yesterday. - And then? 65 00:06:52,928 --> 00:06:56,993 Sometimes we have to try new things, friend. Look and learn. 66 00:07:16,785 --> 00:07:18,679 - Mom! Mom! - Mom! 67 00:07:21,624 --> 00:07:23,019 How about the classes? 68 00:07:23,249 --> 00:07:25,441 - I got 100 on the spelling test. - Big deal. 69 00:07:26,297 --> 00:07:28,938 Ready. Who wants to come buy shoes? Let's go. 70 00:07:33,509 --> 00:07:37,159 - What happened? - Wow, man, he's already procreated. And there are two. 71 00:08:00,495 --> 00:08:01,759 Wait! 72 00:08:02,454 --> 00:08:05,262 Help! Do you have battery cables? 73 00:08:06,084 --> 00:08:07,764 No! No! 74 00:08:12,049 --> 00:08:13,315 Nick! 75 00:08:13,383 --> 00:08:17,402 Don't do that. She has two boys and the car won't start. 76 00:08:17,513 --> 00:08:20,700 And next? You will ask your mother her to come live with us? 77 00:08:29,941 --> 00:08:33,923 I'm so happy to see you. I've been here for centuries. 78 00:08:37,533 --> 00:08:42,925 You know, maybe this isn't a good idea. This rain, plus the electricity... 79 00:08:42,995 --> 00:08:45,223 But I thank you. 80 00:08:49,377 --> 00:08:50,643 It's fine. 81 00:08:52,756 --> 00:08:56,440 You know, it seems like I've seen your face. 82 00:08:56,510 --> 00:08:58,023 Have we met yet? 83 00:08:58,803 --> 00:09:01,874 Well, I'm Nick. Work right across the street. 84 00:09:02,016 --> 00:09:05,038 That's right. is the owner of that So cute toy store. 85 00:09:06,727 --> 00:09:08,243 Sports collections. 86 00:09:09,605 --> 00:09:11,417 Sports collections. 87 00:09:16,072 --> 00:09:17,550 I put this. 88 00:09:26,789 --> 00:09:28,850 I think my car hates me. 89 00:09:30,209 --> 00:09:33,085 But Nick... what a beautiful car! 90 00:09:33,086 --> 00:09:34,352 Do you like? 91 00:09:34,796 --> 00:09:37,985 See... it even warms your ass. 92 00:09:38,552 --> 00:09:39,819 I like. 93 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:42,825 "I like"... 94 00:09:43,682 --> 00:09:46,786 Remember the result. One player, two boys and... 95 00:09:47,184 --> 00:09:48,497 Wow! 96 00:09:51,355 --> 00:09:52,690 It's so cool. 97 00:09:52,691 --> 00:09:56,175 It's a Satchel Paige doll, when he played for the Monarchs. 98 00:09:56,735 --> 00:10:00,754 What it was? A woman who knows some things about Satchel? 99 00:10:01,157 --> 00:10:03,050 He was my father's idol. 100 00:10:03,491 --> 00:10:05,221 He was a pitcher during 5 decades... 101 00:10:05,286 --> 00:10:09,022 including 3 decisive shots to the Royals at age 59. 102 00:10:09,374 --> 00:10:12,229 You know, Satch had a phrase... 103 00:10:12,584 --> 00:10:15,819 "Age is a question of mind over matter." 104 00:10:15,837 --> 00:10:18,774 "If you don't care about this, there is no crisis." 105 00:10:19,172 --> 00:10:20,569 Did you know that...?! 106 00:10:22,721 --> 00:10:23,986 My God. 107 00:10:25,807 --> 00:10:27,073 This is Suzanne. 108 00:10:27,308 --> 00:10:29,617 Good, good. This is which is a woman. 109 00:10:29,851 --> 00:10:34,203 Smart, brave, cute and You know my stats. 110 00:10:34,609 --> 00:10:37,629 Even if there are 100 children, I like her. 111 00:10:39,195 --> 00:10:41,965 You just have to get rid of of obstacles. 112 00:10:42,571 --> 00:10:45,427 I don't say put them in a tank with sharks. No. 113 00:10:45,616 --> 00:10:48,804 But the kids love it military schools. 114 00:10:49,246 --> 00:10:51,389 Out of sight, far from the heart. 115 00:10:52,499 --> 00:10:53,766 Forgiveness? 116 00:10:56,461 --> 00:11:00,066 I don't mind... If you need hitchhiking, I can take you. 117 00:11:01,927 --> 00:11:06,072 Subtle, Nick. Here's how I think you should act. 118 00:11:06,638 --> 00:11:09,410 Lean in. Pretend you are to put his seat belt on. 119 00:11:09,558 --> 00:11:12,662 Then, with your free hand, put the arm around the shoulder... 120 00:11:14,022 --> 00:11:18,087 Let me out! How do you want teach you if you don't see the play? 121 00:11:18,443 --> 00:11:21,084 I'm on the Honor Roll. What How about you show some respect?! 122 00:11:22,196 --> 00:11:25,681 And here's my story. And you, Nick? Are you from here? 123 00:11:27,118 --> 00:11:29,261 - A black guy from Oregon? - Of course... 124 00:11:29,745 --> 00:11:31,639 No. I'm from St. Louis. 125 00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:34,976 I came here to play for the Beavers... 126 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:39,819 but I hurt my shoulder and that It ended my career. 127 00:11:40,297 --> 00:11:42,191 He dislocated his throwing arm... 128 00:11:42,549 --> 00:11:44,574 Well, it didn't go well... 129 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:48,868 I hurt the rotor taking it out my van TV. 130 00:11:50,516 --> 00:11:52,743 But what a shame... 131 00:11:53,186 --> 00:11:57,832 I know. Good thing there was insurance in case we do something stupid. 132 00:12:01,651 --> 00:12:02,916 So... 133 00:12:03,736 --> 00:12:07,341 I was thinking if Would you accept... 134 00:12:07,449 --> 00:12:08,929 if you weren't very busy... 135 00:12:09,577 --> 00:12:11,138 What's going on there? 136 00:12:11,204 --> 00:12:12,551 Mom, where have you been? 137 00:12:12,787 --> 00:12:16,721 Miss Mabel burned our dinner, fell asleep and keeps farting. 138 00:12:19,462 --> 00:12:23,645 Kevin and Lindsey, this is Mr. Persons. He was kind enough to bring me home. 139 00:12:24,342 --> 00:12:26,365 What does he want? A reward? 140 00:12:28,260 --> 00:12:31,281 You know what else? � I better leave. 141 00:12:32,222 --> 00:12:33,488 Smart. 142 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,707 Nick? I didn't want to bother you... 143 00:12:39,938 --> 00:12:43,125 But could you give me a ride? tomorrow for work? 144 00:12:44,736 --> 00:12:46,003 Of course. 145 00:12:46,197 --> 00:12:47,462 Great. Thanks. 146 00:12:47,907 --> 00:12:49,173 See you tomorrow. 147 00:12:52,618 --> 00:12:54,477 Mom, do you know what time it is? 148 00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:57,143 I'm sorry, I'm the mother. Home. 149 00:12:57,665 --> 00:12:59,750 - Don't you have an umbrella? - It's raining. 150 00:12:59,751 --> 00:13:02,002 - Who is this idiot Nick? - It's so bad. 151 00:13:02,003 --> 00:13:03,398 They should already be in bed. 152 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,780 Nick, I thank you so much for you will have helped in these last days. 153 00:14:10,781 --> 00:14:12,048 You're so sweet. 154 00:14:12,823 --> 00:14:14,088 Yes I know. 155 00:14:16,367 --> 00:14:17,763 Does this seem mature to you? 156 00:14:19,413 --> 00:14:22,732 I don't know. I don't eat food that do not have a date. 157 00:14:24,293 --> 00:14:28,561 Nick. It's very funny. Eat worse than my 7 year old son. 158 00:14:29,048 --> 00:14:30,822 And you also dress like him. 159 00:14:31,467 --> 00:14:32,734 What's wrong? 160 00:14:33,303 --> 00:14:36,324 And you know you never Did I see you without a hat? 161 00:14:36,598 --> 00:14:38,472 You don't need me see without a hat. 162 00:14:38,473 --> 00:14:40,307 Let's see... what do you have it under there? 163 00:14:40,308 --> 00:14:41,725 - What do you mean? - Go there. 164 00:14:41,726 --> 00:14:44,083 Careful, girl. Back. High. Back! 165 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,451 Give it to me! 166 00:14:52,322 --> 00:14:53,530 Wait. 167 00:14:53,531 --> 00:14:54,796 Don't move. 168 00:14:55,784 --> 00:14:57,049 Ready. 169 00:15:05,209 --> 00:15:06,474 Nick, wait. 170 00:15:06,752 --> 00:15:08,693 What it was? Let's go to my apartment? 171 00:15:08,711 --> 00:15:10,391 No, I can't. I can't. 172 00:15:10,421 --> 00:15:14,738 I thought about it, honestly. But let's be Realistically, I'm a single mother. 173 00:15:14,929 --> 00:15:17,782 No, you're a sexy mother. 174 00:15:19,556 --> 00:15:22,850 Do you know that during this time all in which we have left, 175 00:15:22,851 --> 00:15:25,243 you never asked me anything about my children. 176 00:15:27,064 --> 00:15:28,329 How are they? 177 00:15:28,482 --> 00:15:30,541 You shouldn't even remember of their names. 178 00:15:32,651 --> 00:15:33,918 Rudy and Theo? 179 00:15:41,036 --> 00:15:43,097 It's better to just be friends. 180 00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:49,140 Who tags next point, win. 181 00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:54,735 Hold on, "Yao Bling", because I will embarrass you. 182 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,359 When you do this, it will hurt because I adore you like a brother. 183 00:15:58,137 --> 00:16:00,410 - Give it to me. - It's missing. You hit my hand. 184 00:16:01,013 --> 00:16:02,788 - Come on, you hit my hand. - I didn't hit anything. 185 00:16:05,727 --> 00:16:06,993 Time! 186 00:16:10,731 --> 00:16:13,041 Let go of me, idiot. That was a mistake. 187 00:16:13,401 --> 00:16:14,963 Come on, another game. The same teams. 188 00:16:15,611 --> 00:16:17,387 No. I have to go. 189 00:16:17,531 --> 00:16:20,850 What? We are tied. Someone have to lose. In America it's like that. 190 00:16:21,578 --> 00:16:24,729 Someone actually lost. And you know that I have what to do. 191 00:16:24,829 --> 00:16:26,260 That what? What? 192 00:16:26,332 --> 00:16:30,181 You know. I have to take Suzanne to the airport in the morning. 193 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:33,184 "Take Suzanne to airport in the morning?" 194 00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:36,982 - You're stuck in that "friends" thing! - Screw you. 195 00:16:37,051 --> 00:16:40,385 Please listen to me. We are friends for a long, long time. 196 00:16:40,386 --> 00:16:42,928 I tell you that you have to leave this girl. 197 00:16:42,929 --> 00:16:44,873 Leave her? Not even I walk with her. 198 00:16:44,933 --> 00:16:49,377 That's right. Whatever it is not is happening, it has to end. 199 00:16:50,022 --> 00:16:51,371 "Friends"...! 200 00:16:51,607 --> 00:16:56,334 For everyone who listens to this clown, I will never be just a "friend". 201 00:16:56,485 --> 00:16:58,164 Understand and believe this. 202 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,321 - "Friends". - "Friends". 203 00:17:00,322 --> 00:17:01,802 Don't say I didn't warn you. 204 00:17:03,368 --> 00:17:07,184 The white zone is for charging only and unloading passengers. 205 00:17:11,209 --> 00:17:12,294 Ready. 206 00:17:12,295 --> 00:17:15,482 Nick, thank you very much. You're a good friend. 207 00:17:16,382 --> 00:17:18,903 The "friends" zone It's only for losers. 208 00:17:19,258 --> 00:17:21,899 Please download yours friend and move on with your life. 209 00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:24,616 Well, wish me luck. 210 00:17:24,929 --> 00:17:26,195 Good luck. 211 00:17:27,765 --> 00:17:29,247 Thanks for everything, Nick. 212 00:17:31,062 --> 00:17:33,502 Suzanne, can I give you a quick word? 213 00:17:34,857 --> 00:17:36,065 Of course. 214 00:17:36,066 --> 00:17:40,404 What's between us... I mean, There doesn't seem to be anything between us. 215 00:17:40,405 --> 00:17:43,427 I mean, I don't really know what call it that, but it seems... 216 00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:45,715 This is Suzanne. 217 00:17:48,536 --> 00:17:49,802 Yes, Frank. 218 00:17:50,747 --> 00:17:52,013 One second. 219 00:17:54,461 --> 00:17:55,941 When was that? 220 00:17:57,297 --> 00:18:00,366 In fact, I'm already at the airport. 221 00:18:01,426 --> 00:18:02,690 You can't park here. 222 00:18:03,553 --> 00:18:06,243 My friend is on the phone. It won't take long. 223 00:18:06,932 --> 00:18:08,182 It's going to be a very expensive call. 224 00:18:08,183 --> 00:18:10,740 - I'm right here. - That's why you get a fine. 225 00:18:10,976 --> 00:18:13,451 They expected to pass New Year with you. 226 00:18:14,479 --> 00:18:17,666 Don't even tell me that, Frank. 227 00:18:17,815 --> 00:18:20,885 Not since Labor Day you don't even spend 5 minutes with the kids. 228 00:18:21,821 --> 00:18:25,553 Frank, you know what? I'm tired of this. 229 00:18:32,249 --> 00:18:35,020 Do you know something? The lady already there are enough problems. 230 00:18:46,929 --> 00:18:48,787 - I won't. - What's going on? 231 00:18:48,889 --> 00:18:51,496 My ex-husband is sick and cannot you'll be able to pick up the kids. 232 00:18:55,353 --> 00:18:56,668 And loves her? 233 00:18:56,855 --> 00:18:59,628 Miss Mabel goes to Las Vegas with the church group. 234 00:19:03,238 --> 00:19:07,764 My children feel so much They miss him and he only disappoints them. 235 00:19:11,118 --> 00:19:12,550 I'm going to lose my job. 236 00:19:25,928 --> 00:19:27,358 What if I go and get them? 237 00:19:28,387 --> 00:19:31,181 I couldn't ask you to do that. It's already too much. 238 00:19:31,182 --> 00:19:33,740 Why? It costs nothing. Seriously. 239 00:19:36,602 --> 00:19:37,853 Seriously? 240 00:19:37,854 --> 00:19:39,120 Of course. 241 00:19:39,565 --> 00:19:40,773 Are you sure? 242 00:19:40,774 --> 00:19:42,039 I want to help you. 243 00:19:43,943 --> 00:19:45,458 Nick, this is huge. 244 00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:48,922 Thank you very much. 245 00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:51,965 You saved my life. 246 00:19:52,411 --> 00:19:56,595 I buy the 3 tickets and, As soon as they land, call me. 247 00:19:57,666 --> 00:20:00,141 No! I was referring to drop them off at the airport. 248 00:20:01,044 --> 00:20:04,398 No. I will not leave two children travel alone, Nick. 249 00:20:04,547 --> 00:20:08,384 Kevin has asthma. That air recycled from the plane... how disgusting! 250 00:20:08,385 --> 00:20:10,553 There is no crisis. There are many children traveling alone. 251 00:20:10,554 --> 00:20:12,613 I put them on the plane. 252 00:20:13,264 --> 00:20:16,750 I give them milk, cupcakes, wings plastic, you know the pilot... 253 00:20:16,852 --> 00:20:19,542 See? It'll be... cool. 254 00:20:21,523 --> 00:20:25,340 Especially with me there so that everything works out. 255 00:20:26,361 --> 00:20:29,085 How will I be able to pay you?! 256 00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:46,695 Of course you don't mind that she's to use you. But think about it... 257 00:20:46,841 --> 00:20:49,614 You trusted a woman who trust your children? 258 00:20:49,803 --> 00:20:52,324 Makes me want to call you now Assistance for Minors. 259 00:20:52,679 --> 00:20:54,905 Uncle Nick loves boys. 260 00:20:55,556 --> 00:20:59,123 Big rubbish. I think I will advertise myself on "eBay". 261 00:21:01,021 --> 00:21:03,663 Alive. I came to pick up the children. 262 00:21:06,442 --> 00:21:08,550 Now that's what's talking. 263 00:21:09,028 --> 00:21:12,431 Why do you waste time with Miss Suzanne? 264 00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:13,840 I'm sorry...? 265 00:21:13,951 --> 00:21:19,343 Come with me. Miss Mabel will take you on a guided tour of Sin City. 266 00:21:20,205 --> 00:21:21,933 My God, I'm sorry. 267 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:24,849 Is anyone there? 268 00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:28,821 Who wants to come to Vancouver? 269 00:21:46,064 --> 00:21:47,923 The mother said to be polite. 270 00:21:49,276 --> 00:21:53,092 Boys, I know you're disappointed because of your father... 271 00:21:53,447 --> 00:21:55,508 but let's have fun. 272 00:21:57,494 --> 00:21:58,758 Aren't they? 273 00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:00,848 Yes, Miss Mabel. 274 00:22:04,874 --> 00:22:06,439 Did you bring us any gifts? 275 00:22:06,544 --> 00:22:09,565 Then. mom's friends They always bring us gifts. 276 00:22:10,047 --> 00:22:11,443 Of course. 277 00:22:13,259 --> 00:22:14,842 What kind of man do you think I am? 278 00:22:14,843 --> 00:22:16,737 Uncle Nick loves boys. 279 00:22:18,555 --> 00:22:20,581 In fact... watch, watch. 280 00:22:21,934 --> 00:22:24,292 Dr. Munchie's pizza coupon. 281 00:22:24,522 --> 00:22:28,253 A liter of soda upon purchase of a large one with "pepperoni". 282 00:22:28,356 --> 00:22:30,833 - What is a liter? - Yes, and for you... 283 00:22:34,156 --> 00:22:36,465 Look. A corkscrew. 284 00:22:36,865 --> 00:22:38,131 Fix. 285 00:22:38,950 --> 00:22:40,264 You have a knife. 286 00:22:40,577 --> 00:22:42,139 You can't give him that. 287 00:22:42,244 --> 00:22:43,808 - Shut up. - Make me. 288 00:22:44,039 --> 00:22:46,147 I don't make trash... I bury it. 289 00:22:46,291 --> 00:22:50,227 - I'll bury you with my foot in your... - Say it. You're afraid to say it. 290 00:22:50,254 --> 00:22:52,504 - Shut up, paranoid idiot. - Coward. 291 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:53,770 High. High. 292 00:22:58,304 --> 00:22:59,784 Do you want to learn Chinese? 293 00:23:01,057 --> 00:23:02,406 Of course, how is it? 294 00:23:06,146 --> 00:23:09,664 The Master says that the first It's just to deceive. 295 00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:12,839 "Chair"! 296 00:23:14,528 --> 00:23:16,386 This place is mine! 297 00:23:17,030 --> 00:23:18,296 Stop! 298 00:23:24,205 --> 00:23:26,230 They'll eat him alive. 299 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,229 No one is obliged to look at your face. 300 00:23:29,711 --> 00:23:31,521 It's too ugly to go forward. 301 00:23:33,338 --> 00:23:34,733 Be careful with the paint. 302 00:23:42,515 --> 00:23:46,413 When we arrive at terminal, I want them together. 303 00:23:47,602 --> 00:23:49,377 Be careful opening the door. 304 00:23:51,774 --> 00:23:53,550 Wow man! What am I...? 305 00:23:58,114 --> 00:23:59,380 Sorry, Nick. 306 00:24:00,865 --> 00:24:03,802 Chi�a! Didn't you hear What did I say? 307 00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:05,341 You said something stupid. 308 00:24:05,495 --> 00:24:09,098 Can you fucking believe it! I have a loss 400 dollars on my new car. 309 00:24:09,415 --> 00:24:12,733 It's the second time. Now you have to put 2 dollars in the jar of nonsense. 310 00:24:12,876 --> 00:24:17,631 And he has to put 400 dollars in my pocket. You have 400 for me, do you? 311 00:24:17,632 --> 00:24:19,112 And I want it in cash. 312 00:24:23,973 --> 00:24:28,204 Come on, no crying, right? I don't want to change diapers here. 313 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:32,687 That was good. You never thought about being educator or child therapist? 314 00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:35,047 I wasn't going to hit him or anything. 315 00:24:35,776 --> 00:24:37,919 He's going to hit me, Lindsey! Help! 316 00:24:39,486 --> 00:24:41,262 - It's little guy. - Don't touch me. 317 00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:43,199 - Stay away. - Come here. 318 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,808 - Is there a problem? - It's a game we're making. 319 00:24:46,871 --> 00:24:48,267 Kid, come here. 320 00:24:49,289 --> 00:24:50,555 Kevin! 321 00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:52,269 Kid... listen. 322 00:24:53,917 --> 00:24:56,060 Look, look... I have money. Just go. 323 00:24:56,211 --> 00:24:58,568 Is this enough for you to shut up? Take it. 324 00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:00,230 Ten dollars. Go there. 325 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:06,076 You can't bribe us. Apologize. 326 00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:08,205 No, no. It's okay. 327 00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:10,622 It's okay, little one. 328 00:25:10,894 --> 00:25:14,498 Besides, we have enough money. I also have a 10 for you. 329 00:25:14,815 --> 00:25:17,788 I think I am older than him. 330 00:25:23,447 --> 00:25:26,634 I can't believe it... I'm being sucked in by two "gangsters". Take it. 331 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,477 Now hurry up. No we might be late. 332 00:25:32,623 --> 00:25:35,182 When we pass, they get see our bones and entrails? 333 00:25:35,418 --> 00:25:36,980 No, silly. This is an X-ray. 334 00:25:37,545 --> 00:25:40,187 Wrong. It's a metal detector. 335 00:25:40,423 --> 00:25:41,938 To see if we bring bombs? 336 00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:44,408 You can't say "bombs" here. 337 00:25:44,594 --> 00:25:46,452 I can't say "bomb" why? 338 00:25:46,804 --> 00:25:50,987 Remove all metal objects. Keys, coins, cell phones, jewelry. 339 00:25:51,766 --> 00:25:53,958 It's fine. It may take a while a little bit. 340 00:25:55,438 --> 00:25:57,498 ATTENTION: OFFENDERS WILL BE PUNISHED 341 00:25:57,816 --> 00:26:02,048 I hope you left your gift Nick in the car, otherwise you go inside. 342 00:26:18,919 --> 00:26:20,184 Cell phone. 343 00:26:22,258 --> 00:26:23,521 Car keys. 344 00:26:39,649 --> 00:26:41,079 What it was? What it was? 345 00:26:41,274 --> 00:26:42,670 Can you go to the red line? 346 00:26:43,402 --> 00:26:44,881 I put everything on the tray. 347 00:26:47,030 --> 00:26:49,340 Raise your arms and move away legs, please. 348 00:27:02,839 --> 00:27:04,104 Corkscrew! 349 00:27:11,761 --> 00:27:14,654 Let's go but get out of here before that ends up in Guantanamo! 350 00:27:15,141 --> 00:27:17,143 Our father never I would give him a knife. 351 00:27:17,144 --> 00:27:18,409 I'm not your father. 352 00:27:18,644 --> 00:27:19,910 For sure. 353 00:27:23,860 --> 00:27:25,424 All right, let's get going. 354 00:27:26,072 --> 00:27:28,926 That's even better, because trains are cooler. 355 00:27:29,533 --> 00:27:31,047 Do you have anything to eat? 356 00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:33,011 Candy? No way. 357 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:34,382 I have to go pee. 358 00:27:35,285 --> 00:27:37,014 Can't wait until are we on the train? 359 00:27:39,708 --> 00:27:41,566 I don't think I can take that much. 360 00:27:41,792 --> 00:27:43,224 Yes, you can handle it. Go there. 361 00:27:43,336 --> 00:27:45,065 He is attracted to bladder infections. 362 00:27:48,174 --> 00:27:49,570 Go do it. 363 00:27:52,263 --> 00:27:53,909 Won't you come with me? 364 00:27:56,142 --> 00:27:58,083 I go, but I don't touch anything. 365 00:28:01,979 --> 00:28:03,244 All aboard! 366 00:28:03,313 --> 00:28:04,729 Go there. Go there. 367 00:28:04,730 --> 00:28:05,997 I am going. 368 00:28:08,571 --> 00:28:10,465 Wait! I have the loose shoelace. 369 00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:12,755 Go there. 370 00:28:14,743 --> 00:28:16,056 All aboard! 371 00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:20,598 Come on, Kevin. Hurry up. 372 00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:24,767 Um... 373 00:28:26,713 --> 00:28:27,977 no. 374 00:28:28,755 --> 00:28:30,021 Another no. 375 00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:33,243 Look... let me do this. Go there. 376 00:28:36,765 --> 00:28:40,866 No! You have to pull the first knot, otherwise it will be too tight at the top. 377 00:28:41,269 --> 00:28:43,662 The boy has problems. 378 00:28:44,065 --> 00:28:46,565 He doesn't eat anything colored orange, cooked or poached. 379 00:28:46,566 --> 00:28:48,544 And, what to eat, no can be touched. 380 00:28:48,652 --> 00:28:50,213 It's fine. Ready. 381 00:28:50,611 --> 00:28:53,336 No! Do it again. It's not okay. 382 00:28:54,156 --> 00:28:55,932 Socks cannot have elastics. 383 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,759 Do not use a brush teeth more than 5 days. 384 00:28:58,911 --> 00:29:00,872 - Shut up! - Make me. 385 00:29:00,873 --> 00:29:02,601 Who would want make another one like you? 386 00:29:02,790 --> 00:29:04,057 Go there. 387 00:29:05,127 --> 00:29:06,557 Wait. Wait. 388 00:29:25,855 --> 00:29:28,046 Where is the Galaktico cover? 389 00:29:37,075 --> 00:29:40,049 Last call to Vancouver, line 2. 390 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,265 Look, it's wet. 391 00:30:14,653 --> 00:30:15,918 The train is moving. 392 00:30:19,824 --> 00:30:21,093 Get out of the way. 393 00:30:23,037 --> 00:30:24,302 Perverted kids. 394 00:30:27,250 --> 00:30:28,516 What are you doing? 395 00:30:29,251 --> 00:30:30,517 Sorry, ma'am. 396 00:30:31,337 --> 00:30:32,652 What is he doing? 397 00:30:32,923 --> 00:30:35,528 I think you want us to jump for a moving train. 398 00:30:44,723 --> 00:30:47,246 Climb up! Come on! 399 00:30:49,647 --> 00:30:51,873 What are you doing? Run! 400 00:30:52,273 --> 00:30:54,251 Are you crazy? Jump! 401 00:30:54,317 --> 00:30:55,583 Come on! 402 00:31:05,246 --> 00:31:06,511 Mom... 403 00:31:09,582 --> 00:31:11,441 Nick. How about the train trip? 404 00:31:11,919 --> 00:31:14,146 Well, we're not out of here yet. 405 00:31:14,671 --> 00:31:17,741 We decided to go by car. It's much more educational. 406 00:31:18,133 --> 00:31:21,107 No, I can't let you do that. It's a lot of hassle. 407 00:31:21,679 --> 00:31:24,155 It's just a few more hours. 408 00:31:24,473 --> 00:31:26,997 And so I can know Better Kevin and Lindsey. 409 00:31:27,145 --> 00:31:28,823 Very good. I'm impressed. 410 00:31:29,563 --> 00:31:30,811 You are very sweet. 411 00:31:30,812 --> 00:31:32,076 Yes, I am. 412 00:31:32,188 --> 00:31:35,079 You seem to have everything under control. Can I talk to the kids? 413 00:31:36,650 --> 00:31:37,915 It's fine. 414 00:31:39,737 --> 00:31:42,178 Don't tell him anything about it What happened, right? 415 00:31:42,950 --> 00:31:46,053 He lost our luggage. Are you two together? 416 00:31:46,202 --> 00:31:47,412 - No! - No! 417 00:31:47,413 --> 00:31:49,771 Let me talk. We want to go to the Father. 418 00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:53,600 They cannot go to the Father now. They're with Nick. 419 00:31:54,003 --> 00:31:56,395 Why? Father's house stays on the way. 420 00:31:56,756 --> 00:31:59,859 Nick could drop us off at path to "not being with you". 421 00:32:00,050 --> 00:32:02,986 Honey, your father is in bed. If you want... 422 00:32:03,135 --> 00:32:06,786 I can leave my job and we're all going to live on the street. 423 00:32:07,643 --> 00:32:08,906 As you wish. 424 00:32:10,895 --> 00:32:12,160 Let him drive. 425 00:32:12,271 --> 00:32:14,082 Behave well. I adore you. 426 00:32:14,439 --> 00:32:15,703 Me too. 427 00:32:19,153 --> 00:32:22,637 Hi, taking a trip with two "Gremlins" on New Year's Eve 428 00:32:22,781 --> 00:32:26,346 of more than 500 km, never It was in my plans. 429 00:32:27,326 --> 00:32:30,347 We just took a walk around the city and they sanded my entire door. 430 00:32:30,912 --> 00:32:32,937 Therefore, I will establish some rules. 431 00:32:34,001 --> 00:32:35,267 Rule number... 432 00:32:38,505 --> 00:32:41,609 Rule #1: Don't Touch in air conditioning. 433 00:32:41,924 --> 00:32:44,069 Rule #2: Don't give kicks in the seat. 434 00:32:44,177 --> 00:32:46,903 Rule #3: no toys. 435 00:32:47,264 --> 00:32:49,123 Can I play with my pizza coupon? 436 00:32:49,183 --> 00:32:50,767 No lack of respect. 437 00:32:50,768 --> 00:32:54,036 No eating or drinking in the car. And neither does smoking. 438 00:32:54,143 --> 00:32:57,295 - I don't smoke. - Great. And don't start with me here. 439 00:32:57,564 --> 00:32:59,341 I don't want them to mess with the radio. 440 00:32:59,483 --> 00:33:02,375 I don't even want them to smell that new car smell. 441 00:33:02,611 --> 00:33:05,134 They sit on top of the plastic... 442 00:33:05,573 --> 00:33:08,214 stay in sight, but without noise. Understood? 443 00:33:30,056 --> 00:33:33,955 If you're thinking about me Mom, you're wasting time. 444 00:33:35,019 --> 00:33:36,794 You know, I'm not wasting time 445 00:33:36,855 --> 00:33:38,715 because me and your mother we are just friends. 446 00:33:39,066 --> 00:33:42,917 Fortunately. Mom still likes from her father and he likes her very much. 447 00:33:43,028 --> 00:33:44,839 And soon they will return to be together. 448 00:33:45,278 --> 00:33:47,587 Good for them! 449 00:33:47,948 --> 00:33:49,723 Or maybe you They should both leave. 450 00:33:49,824 --> 00:33:52,846 Going out with you would make that she would appreciate her Father. 451 00:33:55,706 --> 00:33:56,971 Let's go. 452 00:34:02,503 --> 00:34:06,027 Try my lead, "zombie". Good! 453 00:34:06,469 --> 00:34:08,411 This game doesn't fit me It looks like for children. 454 00:34:08,429 --> 00:34:10,571 Seems to keep him busy. 455 00:34:10,805 --> 00:34:14,455 He played "Lady Pac-Man" in the center and had nightmares for a week. 456 00:34:14,933 --> 00:34:17,041 - Give it to me. - Give it up! 457 00:34:18,185 --> 00:34:20,647 - Give it to me. What did I tell you? - It's not yours! 458 00:34:20,648 --> 00:34:22,565 - Give it to me now! - You don't boss me! 459 00:34:22,566 --> 00:34:23,832 High. 460 00:34:24,527 --> 00:34:26,966 Let's call Mom and see what what she says about this. 461 00:34:27,612 --> 00:34:28,878 Great. 462 00:34:29,281 --> 00:34:30,548 You won. 463 00:34:33,411 --> 00:34:34,677 Complaints. 464 00:34:36,998 --> 00:34:38,264 Baby. 465 00:34:38,748 --> 00:34:40,013 Big baby. 466 00:34:40,290 --> 00:34:41,686 Even bigger baby. 467 00:34:41,791 --> 00:34:43,105 Giant baby. 468 00:34:43,294 --> 00:34:44,559 Huge baby. 469 00:34:44,628 --> 00:34:45,895 Gigantic baby. 470 00:34:46,172 --> 00:34:47,383 Colossal baby. 471 00:34:47,384 --> 00:34:48,425 - I'm nothing. - Yes, yes. 472 00:34:48,426 --> 00:34:49,467 - I'm nothing. - Yes, yes. 473 00:34:49,468 --> 00:34:51,244 - I'm nothing. - Yes, yes. 474 00:34:51,428 --> 00:34:54,615 Okay, okay. They are both acting like two babies. 475 00:35:12,824 --> 00:35:14,470 Let's walk. Go there. 476 00:35:15,910 --> 00:35:18,848 That. Drink the juice... baby! 477 00:35:20,457 --> 00:35:21,722 No food in the car. 478 00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:23,526 It's not food. It's juice. 479 00:35:23,837 --> 00:35:26,228 - It's the same thing. Give it to me. - It's mine. 480 00:35:27,422 --> 00:35:28,937 'You see, man? 481 00:35:29,091 --> 00:35:32,278 You think it's funny, right? Well It's not funny at all. 482 00:35:42,271 --> 00:35:46,004 One thing you should know is that, In here, I'm serious. You can believe it. 483 00:35:52,574 --> 00:35:54,171 What a noise. What is this? 484 00:35:54,533 --> 00:35:55,800 "Fifty Cent". 485 00:35:55,993 --> 00:35:57,888 Well I give you one dollar to shut up. 486 00:36:00,038 --> 00:36:02,513 You have Justin Timberlake or Clay Aiken? 487 00:36:03,957 --> 00:36:07,295 My God, these kids have a ethnic challenge ahead. 488 00:36:07,296 --> 00:36:11,195 They know they can get shot for play this song in my neighborhood? 489 00:36:11,383 --> 00:36:12,648 We are not from the "ghetto". 490 00:36:12,884 --> 00:36:16,903 We don't even want to be the fabulous ones from the "ghetto". Just fabulous. 491 00:36:36,449 --> 00:36:38,427 It was about time. Free road. 492 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,935 Vancouver, here we come. 493 00:37:08,731 --> 00:37:10,128 I have to pee. 494 00:37:10,359 --> 00:37:14,626 What? No. You have nothing. Didn't you go to the station? 495 00:37:15,114 --> 00:37:19,592 I tried, but there was a man nearby. my side and I felt unwilling. 496 00:37:19,909 --> 00:37:22,348 But look at all this free road. 497 00:37:22,369 --> 00:37:25,058 You can handle it, I know you can. Cross your legs. 498 00:37:26,416 --> 00:37:28,833 You should have asked if he I wanted to, before we left. 499 00:37:28,834 --> 00:37:30,084 I asked. 500 00:37:30,085 --> 00:37:33,736 You asked before we arrived station and not before we leave. 501 00:37:33,964 --> 00:37:37,568 You have to ask at every stop. Everyone knows that. 502 00:37:37,843 --> 00:37:39,739 Apparently not everyone. 503 00:37:39,763 --> 00:37:42,239 I won't take it. Do you have a bottle? 504 00:37:42,349 --> 00:37:44,766 - No! - And this ashtray? 505 00:37:44,767 --> 00:37:47,325 This car does not have container for it. 506 00:37:47,352 --> 00:37:50,622 Listen, we have an output at 1.5 km and you can handle it. 507 00:37:50,855 --> 00:37:52,454 How much is 1.5 km? 508 00:37:53,192 --> 00:37:56,796 I don't know... 5 thousand or so. 509 00:37:56,904 --> 00:38:01,302 Think about something else. Soccer. Math test. Puberty. 510 00:38:03,285 --> 00:38:04,552 Are we there yet? 511 00:38:04,663 --> 00:38:07,269 - No. - Make sure the carpet is absorbent. 512 00:38:08,166 --> 00:38:09,562 Here it comes! 513 00:38:09,793 --> 00:38:12,960 For God's sake, man. He It's going to piss all over the car. 514 00:38:12,961 --> 00:38:14,225 Nothing goes. 515 00:38:18,174 --> 00:38:19,440 Here you go! 516 00:38:19,468 --> 00:38:21,445 Here you go! Here you go! 517 00:38:23,889 --> 00:38:25,154 Hang in there, man. 518 00:38:27,976 --> 00:38:29,241 Here it is. 519 00:38:30,814 --> 00:38:32,079 OUT OF SERVICING 520 00:38:32,484 --> 00:38:34,081 Let's go. Let's go. 521 00:38:39,821 --> 00:38:41,086 Here. Here. 522 00:38:41,655 --> 00:38:42,922 Hold on! Hold on! 523 00:38:43,533 --> 00:38:44,798 - It's busy! - I'm sorry! 524 00:38:44,951 --> 00:38:46,217 It's already dripping! 525 00:38:46,745 --> 00:38:48,688 Go. Go. Let it out. 526 00:38:53,710 --> 00:38:54,976 How disgusting. 527 00:38:55,254 --> 00:38:58,858 One moment, madam! High. You're ruining my clothes! 528 00:39:16,484 --> 00:39:20,217 I went to do some shopping for us. A your mother said you like fruit. 529 00:39:21,738 --> 00:39:23,252 Olives in garlic? 530 00:39:23,407 --> 00:39:25,717 It's a store for truck drivers. They had nothing else. 531 00:39:30,164 --> 00:39:31,594 See this? 532 00:39:32,665 --> 00:39:34,725 Because of you I have to do this. 533 00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:37,685 You are the one who squeezed him, It wasn't me. 534 00:39:38,045 --> 00:39:39,560 It's not coming out. 535 00:39:43,302 --> 00:39:44,946 Press the key green, please. 536 00:39:48,013 --> 00:39:51,535 This is Marty. What's up, man? 537 00:39:51,769 --> 00:39:54,742 How's it going with these brats? stupid things you have with you? 538 00:39:54,980 --> 00:39:59,164 Remember: if the kids hate, don't pay attention to mommy. 539 00:40:00,359 --> 00:40:02,632 Where are you? In some tunnel? 540 00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:13,976 Ready. It's fine. 541 00:40:16,293 --> 00:40:17,605 Belts. 542 00:40:19,171 --> 00:40:21,197 Nobody has to go home bath, right? 543 00:40:24,925 --> 00:40:26,321 Very good. Let's go. 544 00:40:31,014 --> 00:40:33,241 We already know about you and Mother. 545 00:40:35,062 --> 00:40:36,311 Do you know? 546 00:40:36,312 --> 00:40:38,455 Of course. She is always talking about you. 547 00:40:38,855 --> 00:40:42,292 Yes. Mom likes you. Says that You're cuter than Taye Diggs. 548 00:40:42,903 --> 00:40:44,169 Seriously? 549 00:40:44,405 --> 00:40:45,719 Am I really? 550 00:40:45,823 --> 00:40:48,631 Of course. In fact she he even told me... 551 00:40:50,578 --> 00:40:53,287 Give him the inhaler. It's with an asthma attack. 552 00:40:53,288 --> 00:40:54,802 What? Where are you? 553 00:40:54,913 --> 00:40:56,511 Back there! Quickly! Go! 554 00:40:56,748 --> 00:40:58,976 It's fine. I'm going now. I'll go get it. 555 00:41:01,755 --> 00:41:03,020 That was good, Lindsey. 556 00:41:03,923 --> 00:41:05,520 Very funny. Abram. 557 00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:08,941 I knew you were lying. "We're just friends"... 558 00:41:09,011 --> 00:41:11,131 You're just using us to impress Mom. 559 00:41:11,180 --> 00:41:15,496 Yeah. You're nothing but a pig guy and bored like everyone else. 560 00:41:15,686 --> 00:41:18,456 Ugly man. You're bad, bad guy. 561 00:41:19,228 --> 00:41:21,751 I tried to do you a favor Mom, my little donkey. 562 00:41:21,773 --> 00:41:23,501 Maybe you want kiss her, right? 563 00:41:24,566 --> 00:41:27,009 Listen... listen. Come out of the glass. Come out of the glass. 564 00:41:27,988 --> 00:41:30,347 And you, open this door. 565 00:41:30,493 --> 00:41:32,218 You forgot the magic word. 566 00:41:33,035 --> 00:41:34,300 Open the fucking door. 567 00:41:35,121 --> 00:41:36,387 You said something stupid again. 568 00:41:36,623 --> 00:41:38,167 Lindsey, he said screw up again. 569 00:41:38,168 --> 00:41:39,432 And then? 570 00:41:39,877 --> 00:41:41,191 I'm not kidding. 571 00:41:41,378 --> 00:41:42,975 You can't force us doing nothing. 572 00:41:43,962 --> 00:41:47,315 This car is mine! Did you hear, girl? This car is mine! 573 00:41:48,634 --> 00:41:52,533 It's better not to. Look at me. I'm serious. 574 00:41:53,013 --> 00:41:54,658 I'm not kidding, girl. 575 00:41:56,724 --> 00:42:00,377 If you don't open the door by "3", someone will be punished. 576 00:42:02,188 --> 00:42:03,455 Um... 577 00:42:05,819 --> 00:42:07,084 two... 578 00:42:08,864 --> 00:42:10,211 three. 579 00:42:13,450 --> 00:42:14,716 Stop the car! 580 00:42:17,703 --> 00:42:18,970 Where did he go? 581 00:42:21,751 --> 00:42:25,044 - Now they're screwed. - Go! I nail it! 582 00:42:25,045 --> 00:42:26,311 Get out of there! 583 00:42:27,423 --> 00:42:31,275 High! Wait! My insurance Don't cover yourself, girl! 584 00:42:33,804 --> 00:42:35,534 Go where you go! 585 00:42:36,015 --> 00:42:37,364 Be careful with tampons! 586 00:42:37,558 --> 00:42:40,743 You will ruin them! Do you know how much they cost? 587 00:42:40,976 --> 00:42:42,456 It doesn't catch us. 588 00:42:50,696 --> 00:42:52,341 My little one... give me the keys! 589 00:42:52,364 --> 00:42:54,092 No, you dirty, horny man! 590 00:42:54,157 --> 00:42:56,965 What are you doing? Drop my hat! Give me the keys! 591 00:43:01,249 --> 00:43:03,107 Lindsey, stop this madness! 592 00:43:03,251 --> 00:43:05,642 That man is giving a a terrible example for his children. 593 00:43:05,752 --> 00:43:07,043 - Wait! - Go! 594 00:43:07,044 --> 00:43:08,441 COME BACK SOON! 595 00:43:18,556 --> 00:43:20,616 That is justice! 596 00:43:52,050 --> 00:43:53,564 Turn on the rear heating. 597 00:43:53,927 --> 00:43:58,109 No! No warm-ups, no talking. You're lucky to leave them alive. 598 00:43:58,179 --> 00:43:59,860 - But... - "But" you tanas! 599 00:44:00,473 --> 00:44:05,285 You should stop the car on the side of the road, open a hole and get in there. 600 00:44:05,811 --> 00:44:07,125 That's what I was supposed to do. 601 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,256 Then. In a few hundreds of years... 602 00:44:09,316 --> 00:44:12,384 a grizzly bear found his bones and picked his teeth with them. 603 00:44:12,527 --> 00:44:16,261 They wouldn't like it, right? I can't even believe it. Are you crazy? 604 00:44:17,491 --> 00:44:18,757 We have rights. 605 00:44:18,868 --> 00:44:21,841 - HELP! - They don't have any rights. Not here. 606 00:44:22,329 --> 00:44:23,892 This "ship" is mine, man. 607 00:44:24,039 --> 00:44:26,680 I'm the commander of this SUV. Believe me. 608 00:44:29,042 --> 00:44:32,528 Attention, attention, 2-6. Big Al on highway 5, Km 20. 609 00:44:32,964 --> 00:44:36,400 I have two "little lambs" be taken by the "bad wolf". 610 00:44:36,468 --> 00:44:38,114 I need support quickly. 611 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,989 Got it, Big Al. Let's go There you can catch worms. 612 00:44:43,850 --> 00:44:48,201 They don't even want to know about my life, neither yours nor my tampons. 613 00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:55,499 What it was? What it was? I'm driving! 614 00:45:09,086 --> 00:45:10,398 You must be in a hurry... 615 00:45:11,171 --> 00:45:12,436 Idiot. 616 00:45:17,759 --> 00:45:19,072 Why is he slowing down? 617 00:45:28,894 --> 00:45:30,244 I'm not liking this. 618 00:45:30,979 --> 00:45:33,171 Slope. Yes. Slope. 619 00:45:34,025 --> 00:45:35,503 You better do what he says. 620 00:45:35,694 --> 00:45:39,260 Fao is hell! I've seen movies of these vigilant truck drivers. 621 00:45:40,865 --> 00:45:42,675 I said pull over! 622 00:45:44,951 --> 00:45:46,216 What are you doing? 623 00:45:54,212 --> 00:45:55,477 My painting! 624 00:45:58,174 --> 00:45:59,818 Do you think you cornered me? 625 00:46:00,260 --> 00:46:03,863 Because it takes 5.4 liters of V8 power, idiot! 626 00:46:04,515 --> 00:46:05,779 Hold on! 627 00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:26,674 Help! 628 00:46:30,039 --> 00:46:32,479 Your prize insurance will go off. 629 00:46:53,019 --> 00:46:54,618 It was pretty cool! 630 00:46:58,860 --> 00:47:00,920 I think I was injured. 631 00:47:25,220 --> 00:47:26,617 What was Mother thinking? 632 00:47:27,139 --> 00:47:29,910 I don't know. I like him. It's funny. 633 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:35,791 Don't be soft. This man is not our father. It's the enemy. 634 00:47:38,147 --> 00:47:40,375 Take me now! Take me now! 635 00:47:40,984 --> 00:47:43,543 This is why I don't We came to the city. 636 00:48:06,803 --> 00:48:11,138 Hi, I only need 4 rims, 4 tires and that's it. 637 00:48:11,139 --> 00:48:13,828 I'm leaving. Can you help me? 638 00:48:14,726 --> 00:48:18,829 No, I can't. I already told you. O SUV is too big. Didn't listen. 639 00:48:19,733 --> 00:48:21,710 Hi, add more little ones. 640 00:48:21,776 --> 00:48:23,171 Smaller? 641 00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:26,884 - Ready. I'm going to put smaller tires. - Great. 642 00:48:27,112 --> 00:48:28,971 - Come back on Tuesday. - What?! 643 00:48:28,988 --> 00:48:32,223 Today is New Year's Eve. I have to go home. Thank you, goodbye. 644 00:48:34,037 --> 00:48:37,224 Look, the father lives there. It's about 50 km. 645 00:48:37,457 --> 00:48:39,315 I don't walk 50 km. 646 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,902 Who said anything about going on foot? 647 00:48:45,007 --> 00:48:47,529 But I have to go home. � New Year's Eve. Dick Clark. 648 00:48:47,717 --> 00:48:49,009 I give you a bonus. 649 00:48:49,010 --> 00:48:50,489 No, no, no and no. 650 00:48:51,386 --> 00:48:52,951 I can compensate you properly. 651 00:48:53,847 --> 00:48:58,198 See what I have here? Yao Ming. Insider chrome. 652 00:48:58,603 --> 00:48:59,868 I see. 653 00:48:59,896 --> 00:49:02,752 Just because I'm Chinese, do you think makes me do anything. 654 00:49:04,985 --> 00:49:06,250 Hologram. 655 00:49:09,281 --> 00:49:10,546 My Navigator... 656 00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:22,398 Kevin...Lindsey! 657 00:49:23,793 --> 00:49:26,021 Stop the joke, I'm not in the mood. 658 00:49:35,013 --> 00:49:37,158 Father's house. Here we go. 659 00:49:38,603 --> 00:49:39,868 Damn! 660 00:49:44,067 --> 00:49:46,690 What are you doing? 661 00:49:46,691 --> 00:49:48,373 Jump! Jump! 662 00:49:48,443 --> 00:49:49,874 Do you think he catches us? 663 00:49:51,781 --> 00:49:53,427 Ten years ago, perhaps. 664 00:49:55,284 --> 00:49:57,475 Don't be afraid! Jump! 665 00:50:04,377 --> 00:50:06,271 What's wrong with you children? 666 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:25,583 Go there. Go there. 667 00:50:30,945 --> 00:50:32,460 Come on, my fleabag. 668 00:50:35,992 --> 00:50:37,258 No way! 669 00:50:37,702 --> 00:50:40,674 Yes, you think! Now jump Now for that horse! 670 00:50:47,584 --> 00:50:49,017 Hello, how are you, dear? 671 00:50:49,130 --> 00:50:50,939 Alive. Is everything okay? 672 00:50:51,339 --> 00:50:55,439 Yes, everything is cool. Can I call you soon? 673 00:50:56,052 --> 00:50:58,612 What's that noise? It seems that you are jumping. 674 00:50:59,932 --> 00:51:02,537 It must be from the cell phone. Here I hear you clearly. 675 00:51:02,643 --> 00:51:04,075 Do you take a long time to arrive? 676 00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:08,376 Sort of... maybe. I'll call you in 10 minutes. 677 00:51:08,648 --> 00:51:10,790 Wait. I want to talk with the children. 678 00:51:11,192 --> 00:51:12,458 It's fine. 679 00:51:13,445 --> 00:51:16,253 She wants to talk to you to see if everything is ok. 680 00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:20,257 Hello, Mom! 681 00:51:20,368 --> 00:51:24,471 Hello, boys. How are you? are having fun with Nick? 682 00:51:25,999 --> 00:51:27,396 Come on, turn on the turbo. 683 00:51:28,294 --> 00:51:30,235 Let's go! Let's go! 684 00:51:34,673 --> 00:51:38,609 I know, darlings, but try to enjoy it the best possible, yes? I love you. 685 00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:40,651 I love you too. Goodbye. 686 00:51:46,436 --> 00:51:47,701 I'm going up. 687 00:51:47,771 --> 00:51:49,037 It's a bad idea. 688 00:51:49,315 --> 00:51:50,580 Who said? 689 00:51:50,733 --> 00:51:53,044 Said the guy who put there's all this stuff. 690 00:51:54,363 --> 00:51:55,676 Chi�a! 691 00:52:10,419 --> 00:52:11,683 I hate horses. 692 00:52:16,425 --> 00:52:18,901 Why did it take so long? I have standing mirror ball. 693 00:52:32,314 --> 00:52:36,583 You dirty brats. I know very well where they are. 694 00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:38,966 They messed with Nick "Quickly", my beauties. 695 00:52:39,156 --> 00:52:40,505 That's your hypothesis, Nick. 696 00:52:40,657 --> 00:52:44,057 Hits the head with a brick and says they were kidnapped. 697 00:52:44,911 --> 00:52:46,177 Shut up. 698 00:52:49,499 --> 00:52:50,764 "Sayonara". 699 00:52:51,290 --> 00:52:52,640 Happy New Year! 700 00:53:03,388 --> 00:53:04,653 Do you think Nick is okay? 701 00:53:05,264 --> 00:53:06,577 Why are you worried about him? 702 00:53:07,474 --> 00:53:12,004 I'm not. It's just... maybe we were a little rude. 703 00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:15,796 Please. That love drip got what he deserved. 704 00:53:17,110 --> 00:53:18,589 "Jump on this horse"... 705 00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:20,799 "Do you have 400 dollars?"... 706 00:53:25,326 --> 00:53:28,329 I've been thinking. We should brought soup or something. 707 00:53:28,330 --> 00:53:29,595 For what? 708 00:53:29,789 --> 00:53:32,680 Because the Father is sick. What will he eat? 709 00:53:32,917 --> 00:53:34,774 He is a father. There's definitely soup. 710 00:53:35,335 --> 00:53:38,442 You must feel alone... living alone. 711 00:53:38,507 --> 00:53:40,298 Listen, don't bother him about it. 712 00:53:40,299 --> 00:53:43,369 If we want him to return to Mom, we have to be subtle. Understood? 713 00:53:43,468 --> 00:53:44,734 Understood. 714 00:54:21,548 --> 00:54:23,027 Come on, let's get out of here. 715 00:54:58,045 --> 00:55:00,567 Do you want chocolate cake? It is famous all over the world. 716 00:55:00,922 --> 00:55:03,114 Mom says no I must eat sugar. 717 00:55:05,842 --> 00:55:08,696 And you? You will stay with mouth all chocolatey. 718 00:55:09,470 --> 00:55:10,735 No, thank you. 719 00:55:43,382 --> 00:55:44,859 You forgot one thing. 720 00:55:52,389 --> 00:55:53,988 I'm sorry about what happened today. 721 00:55:55,642 --> 00:55:57,619 I wish they hadn't watched that. 722 00:55:59,811 --> 00:56:01,789 He used to look for me like that. 723 00:56:03,398 --> 00:56:04,666 I know, man. 724 00:56:06,987 --> 00:56:09,508 When he hugged you, it seemed who would never let go of you again. 725 00:56:11,199 --> 00:56:13,840 They made us laugh, they said who loved us. 726 00:56:14,785 --> 00:56:16,728 And then, one day, they never come back. 727 00:56:17,957 --> 00:56:20,729 I bet you must know everything about leaving someone, right? 728 00:56:23,128 --> 00:56:24,855 Do you know? I actually know. 729 00:56:26,213 --> 00:56:30,028 But just because it happened to me Same thing at your age. 730 00:56:31,594 --> 00:56:33,620 Well, my father He also left us. 731 00:56:36,308 --> 00:56:38,865 It's a shame that any one can be a father. 732 00:56:39,268 --> 00:56:43,251 But hey, who failed at this? It was all him, it wasn't you. 733 00:56:43,815 --> 00:56:45,756 He's the one who loses. 734 00:56:46,776 --> 00:56:50,261 I just hope they don't take too much time understanding how I took it. 735 00:56:51,615 --> 00:56:54,848 Because the truth is that you They're some really cool kids. 736 00:56:59,039 --> 00:57:00,305 Take it. 737 00:57:00,499 --> 00:57:01,811 Let's get out of here. 738 00:57:18,432 --> 00:57:20,989 - Nick? - What happened, little one? 739 00:57:21,352 --> 00:57:23,993 If my father and yours they left... 740 00:57:25,356 --> 00:57:27,415 it means I'm going stay like you? 741 00:57:28,776 --> 00:57:32,094 I haven't had any bad luck. Go. I even have trinkets. 742 00:57:32,195 --> 00:57:33,924 That's not what I was referring to. 743 00:57:34,114 --> 00:57:35,428 I was looking at Oprah... 744 00:57:35,575 --> 00:57:39,225 and talked about how bachelors were depressed and lonely, like you. 745 00:57:39,620 --> 00:57:41,079 But I'm not depressed nor lonely. 746 00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:42,394 - Yes you are. - I'm not at all. 747 00:57:42,498 --> 00:57:44,357 - Yes you are. - I'm not at all. 748 00:57:44,919 --> 00:57:48,152 Mom says if a man doesn't You are married at 35... 749 00:57:48,295 --> 00:57:50,272 or he's a pervert or a sissy. 750 00:57:50,421 --> 00:57:51,688 What?! 751 00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:54,114 Well, I always explained these earrings. 752 00:57:54,802 --> 00:57:56,400 Watch your tongue, fool. 753 00:57:56,428 --> 00:57:58,453 But you have problems It's intimate, isn't it? 754 00:57:58,681 --> 00:58:00,112 - No, I don't have it. - Yes he has. 755 00:58:00,224 --> 00:58:01,786 - No, I don't have it. - Yes he has. 756 00:58:02,435 --> 00:58:06,335 It's obvious that you need to rest. And you need tickling. 757 00:58:06,773 --> 00:58:10,209 You don't stop ask questions. 758 00:58:11,693 --> 00:58:13,254 Are you okay? 759 00:58:17,489 --> 00:58:18,755 Kevin. 760 00:58:23,497 --> 00:58:25,556 I am fine. 761 00:58:25,790 --> 00:58:27,103 - Are you sure? - Yes. 762 00:58:27,458 --> 00:58:29,900 Except... it's over! 763 00:58:30,589 --> 00:58:33,824 Okay, don't worry. We arrange more once we get there. 764 00:58:34,343 --> 00:58:35,857 Of course. We can wait. 765 00:58:36,136 --> 00:58:37,565 If you want me to die! 766 00:58:44,977 --> 00:58:47,618 They're closing. Do anything, Nick! 767 00:58:48,605 --> 00:58:51,578 No, wait. Wait! One minute. We need a recharge. 768 00:58:51,692 --> 00:58:54,049 Sorry, we're already closed. Come back on Tuesday. 769 00:58:54,486 --> 00:58:56,167 But I have a sick kid here. 770 00:58:58,867 --> 00:59:04,092 Even if I wanted to, I couldn't help him. The pharmacist went on vacation. 771 00:59:04,203 --> 00:59:06,761 - And where is he? - Not on duty. 772 00:59:07,039 --> 00:59:11,022 And I doubt you want to see the holidays interrupted by a guy... 773 00:59:14,132 --> 00:59:16,608 One second. I go make a map for him. 774 00:59:22,599 --> 00:59:26,745 Nick, that guy was really bad. How Did you make him do what you wanted? 775 00:59:27,394 --> 00:59:31,209 It was simple. I gave him that "look". It always works out. 776 00:59:31,731 --> 00:59:33,790 Even through the glass? 777 00:59:34,232 --> 00:59:37,919 Of course. is that the "look" is something that I developed as a child. 778 00:59:38,321 --> 00:59:40,051 I had a reputation here... 779 00:59:40,199 --> 00:59:41,512 Surprise, surprise. 780 00:59:42,451 --> 00:59:44,345 I didn't want to be trampled by no one... 781 00:59:44,786 --> 00:59:49,497 That's why he did the "look", which said: "Don't bother me. I'm as bad as..." 782 00:59:49,498 --> 00:59:50,765 "Caluda". 783 00:59:51,001 --> 00:59:52,564 I wish I could do that. 784 00:59:53,170 --> 00:59:55,230 Why? They walk to bother you at school? 785 00:59:55,381 --> 00:59:58,697 He is an asthmatic in the accelerated program. What do you think? 786 01:00:01,969 --> 01:00:03,614 Try this, guaranteed. 787 01:00:07,351 --> 01:00:09,791 No, no... look at the lip... the lip. 788 01:00:14,231 --> 01:00:16,175 P�! Don't take away from me lunch money. 789 01:00:17,570 --> 01:00:19,713 It's like that, killer. Go there. 790 01:00:33,210 --> 01:00:34,557 Where are we going? 791 01:00:37,921 --> 01:00:40,397 Forgiveness. I'm looking for the pharmacist. 792 01:00:40,716 --> 01:00:42,030 Delwyn? For sure. 793 01:00:42,260 --> 01:00:45,235 He... is right there. 794 01:00:45,848 --> 01:00:48,075 - Enough! - It's done. 795 01:00:48,934 --> 01:00:51,740 Give it to me. Stop it, already. 796 01:00:51,811 --> 01:00:53,075 Give me my shoe! 797 01:00:53,522 --> 01:00:55,665 I'm sorry, is it the pharmacist? 798 01:00:56,190 --> 01:00:57,705 Not at the moment, why? 799 01:00:58,358 --> 01:01:01,464 Hi, I have one with me kid who suffers from asthma. 800 01:01:03,072 --> 01:01:05,464 Try steam. It usually helps. 801 01:01:07,159 --> 01:01:08,424 Stop it! 802 01:01:08,454 --> 01:01:09,828 - Steam? - That's enough. 803 01:01:09,829 --> 01:01:11,096 That's mine. Give it a go. 804 01:01:11,415 --> 01:01:16,358 I just need a refill and you can you help me. I'm asking nicely. 805 01:01:18,754 --> 01:01:22,983 Gentleman, I have been married for 38 years. It doesn't intimidate me. 806 01:01:23,173 --> 01:01:26,991 Come on, you're the pharmacist. Must have taken any oath. 807 01:01:27,138 --> 01:01:28,913 As far as I remember, no. 808 01:01:29,347 --> 01:01:31,207 Get out there and behave. 809 01:01:31,475 --> 01:01:33,583 That. Go over there and give it to him. 810 01:01:35,521 --> 01:01:39,671 People here like to make exchanges. You get what you want and so do I. 811 01:01:39,777 --> 01:01:43,296 One hand washes the other. I I rub your back... 812 01:01:43,656 --> 01:01:44,919 Get straight to the point. 813 01:01:48,032 --> 01:01:50,092 You can't make me a clown. 814 01:01:50,744 --> 01:01:52,424 Take care of the kids. 815 01:01:52,955 --> 01:01:54,221 All of them? 816 01:02:00,212 --> 01:02:01,477 My little... 817 01:02:04,509 --> 01:02:08,160 Wow man! Pie, cake, cookies and pie. 818 01:02:08,555 --> 01:02:09,819 You said "pie" twice. 819 01:02:10,139 --> 01:02:11,570 I like pie. 820 01:02:12,557 --> 01:02:16,575 Kevin, Mom would be upset If you tried one of these... 821 01:02:18,272 --> 01:02:19,669 chocolates... 822 01:02:20,483 --> 01:02:21,748 creamy... 823 01:02:22,818 --> 01:02:24,084 delicious... 824 01:02:27,073 --> 01:02:28,753 I was going to eat these cookies. 825 01:02:29,158 --> 01:02:30,804 What? Keep those. 826 01:02:30,994 --> 01:02:32,638 No. I want yours. 827 01:02:46,425 --> 01:02:47,690 Calm down, man. 828 01:02:50,678 --> 01:02:51,944 Sorry. 829 01:03:12,701 --> 01:03:13,967 Ridiculous. 830 01:03:14,077 --> 01:03:16,304 What it was? I'll handle this. 831 01:03:21,834 --> 01:03:23,515 Ready. It's over. 832 01:03:23,670 --> 01:03:26,194 Let go of him! Let go of him! Get out of here! 833 01:03:26,924 --> 01:03:29,399 Drop him, you sample thugs! Careful! 834 01:03:29,759 --> 01:03:31,357 You too! Let go of him! 835 01:03:32,511 --> 01:03:36,410 What's wrong with you? By that everyone is attacking him? 836 01:03:37,975 --> 01:03:39,540 Do you think you are very tough? 837 01:03:41,272 --> 01:03:43,959 I would like to see them do that with someone my size. 838 01:03:47,443 --> 01:03:51,676 Ready! Okay! Let go of me, little worms! 839 01:03:51,991 --> 01:03:53,255 Do we help you? 840 01:03:53,743 --> 01:03:55,222 I'm getting furious! 841 01:03:56,287 --> 01:03:57,550 Just one more bite. 842 01:03:57,746 --> 01:04:00,184 Ready! I'm going to count to 3. 843 01:04:01,831 --> 01:04:03,098 Wait there! 844 01:04:03,626 --> 01:04:04,892 Let go of me! 845 01:04:05,044 --> 01:04:07,851 My shoe! Give me the shoes! 846 01:04:16,140 --> 01:04:18,449 All right, guys. It's during "karaoke" time. 847 01:04:20,144 --> 01:04:21,575 What is she doing? 848 01:04:34,407 --> 01:04:35,673 Can she sing? 849 01:04:49,256 --> 01:04:50,521 She can sing. 850 01:06:26,929 --> 01:06:29,203 Kevin. Enough. Kevin, please. 851 01:06:32,184 --> 01:06:35,704 Lindsey. I didn't think you knew sing so well. Why didn't you say? 852 01:06:35,855 --> 01:06:37,998 Because before you were the enemy. 853 01:06:38,816 --> 01:06:41,789 Do you know who sings too? O Galaktico also sings. 854 01:06:47,575 --> 01:06:49,469 Ready. Drop it. 855 01:06:50,286 --> 01:06:54,350 Put on your belt. Now I see why Your mother doesn't let you eat sugar. 856 01:06:54,664 --> 01:06:57,272 Calm down. You seem a perverted dog. 857 01:06:57,877 --> 01:07:00,187 I know you are, and me? Rover! 858 01:07:06,301 --> 01:07:10,651 Nick... I don't feel so good there. Do you have anything to drink? 859 01:07:15,310 --> 01:07:16,576 Here you go. 860 01:07:19,062 --> 01:07:23,130 Sorry, Nick. I spilled one little bit on the ground by accident. 861 01:07:23,821 --> 01:07:28,432 Don't worry. This car already He suffered everything he had to suffer. 862 01:07:32,245 --> 01:07:33,509 No! 863 01:07:34,037 --> 01:07:36,311 I don't see anything! I don't see anything! 864 01:07:45,091 --> 01:07:46,403 Is everyone okay? 865 01:07:47,218 --> 01:07:48,613 I feel much better. 866 01:07:54,017 --> 01:07:57,350 Nick, where are my children? You should have arrived two hours ago. 867 01:07:57,351 --> 01:08:00,020 We were delayed at the border. 868 01:08:00,021 --> 01:08:01,618 We need more paper towels. 869 01:08:01,731 --> 01:08:03,540 Paper towels? What's going on? 870 01:08:03,773 --> 01:08:06,749 Nothing. We leaned over a little to clear the "Navigator". 871 01:08:06,986 --> 01:08:11,847 You joke, don't you? It's so cold and my kids clean your precious stroller? 872 01:08:12,158 --> 01:08:14,551 Suzanne, that's not what Looks like it, okay? 873 01:08:14,828 --> 01:08:16,509 Well, it looks pretty bad from here. 874 01:08:16,914 --> 01:08:21,229 Nick, if you're not here at 8:00, You're in a lot of trouble. 875 01:08:21,377 --> 01:08:22,794 Suzanne, I've got this. 876 01:08:22,795 --> 01:08:24,059 8:00, Nick. 877 01:08:26,631 --> 01:08:29,735 Guys, let's go. Yours Mom is getting worried. 878 01:08:30,175 --> 01:08:31,904 But it stinks in here. 879 01:08:32,053 --> 01:08:33,402 Don't breathe. 880 01:08:34,472 --> 01:08:35,737 What it was? 881 01:08:35,764 --> 01:08:38,573 If we don't move, Maybe he won't kill us. 882 01:08:41,855 --> 01:08:43,715 Are you scared of that deer? 883 01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:45,713 It won't hurt us. 884 01:08:46,611 --> 01:08:49,678 They come out of the woods when they are cold. You must be hungry. 885 01:08:50,780 --> 01:08:52,045 Try this. 886 01:08:58,161 --> 01:08:59,429 Look what I have here. 887 01:08:59,707 --> 01:09:01,221 Nick, deer are herbivores. 888 01:09:01,542 --> 01:09:04,610 And then? Everyone likes of chocolate cookies. 889 01:09:05,253 --> 01:09:06,683 Come on, friend. 890 01:09:08,716 --> 01:09:09,981 Cookie. 891 01:09:13,554 --> 01:09:15,197 Come on, come on. Take it. 892 01:09:16,348 --> 01:09:19,913 What it was? He doesn't hurt you. I'm here with you. Go there. 893 01:09:21,226 --> 01:09:24,034 Go there. Slowly. Go there. 894 01:09:24,271 --> 01:09:26,546 Slowly. Don't scare him. Go there. 895 01:09:26,857 --> 01:09:28,337 What if he has rabies? 896 01:09:29,109 --> 01:09:30,790 Ready. Ready. 897 01:09:32,655 --> 01:09:36,342 See? It's friendly. It doesn't hurt you. Give him another one. 898 01:09:36,493 --> 01:09:38,851 This one now! My machine? 899 01:09:50,464 --> 01:09:51,730 Still! Sit down! 900 01:09:53,218 --> 01:09:54,483 Bambi! Sit down! 901 01:10:02,810 --> 01:10:04,622 Give him the "look", Nick! 902 01:10:07,106 --> 01:10:08,621 Do you want something with me? 903 01:10:13,778 --> 01:10:15,257 Surrender! 904 01:10:15,822 --> 01:10:18,032 Are you finished? I'll put your head above my fireplace. 905 01:10:18,033 --> 01:10:19,327 Show him who's boss. 906 01:10:19,328 --> 01:10:21,471 Now calm down. Calm. 907 01:10:23,123 --> 01:10:26,014 Now get out of here before get your ass kicked. 908 01:10:26,834 --> 01:10:28,184 You'd better run away. 909 01:10:33,717 --> 01:10:35,397 I hope you took good photos. 910 01:10:36,594 --> 01:10:38,322 Help me look for the keys. 911 01:10:39,930 --> 01:10:41,195 Get out of there. 912 01:10:47,313 --> 01:10:51,211 If your mother asks, don't say I know how to make direct calls, right? 913 01:10:52,066 --> 01:10:53,961 But you really don't know. 914 01:10:54,235 --> 01:10:55,502 Be quiet. 915 01:10:56,948 --> 01:10:58,343 Have patience. 916 01:11:05,499 --> 01:11:07,060 - Hang up, Nick! - You're fine, calm down. 917 01:11:07,374 --> 01:11:09,482 - Hurry, it's too loud. - It's scary. 918 01:11:09,668 --> 01:11:10,934 This should do the trick. 919 01:11:19,636 --> 01:11:22,195 Nick, the car is on fire! Burning! 920 01:11:22,765 --> 01:11:25,727 It's all going to burn! Nick, hurry! 921 01:11:25,728 --> 01:11:26,852 Careful! 922 01:11:26,853 --> 01:11:28,449 Come on, Nick! Go! 923 01:11:29,730 --> 01:11:31,160 Delete! Delete! 924 01:11:34,067 --> 01:11:35,747 It's going to burn, Nick! Quickly! 925 01:11:36,526 --> 01:11:37,792 It can be toxic. 926 01:11:38,779 --> 01:11:40,046 It's not worth it! 927 01:11:40,407 --> 01:11:42,765 - Galactic! - Kevin, back off. I'll handle it. 928 01:11:44,912 --> 01:11:47,220 Nick, don't forget me. I am here! 929 01:11:47,621 --> 01:11:49,269 On the dashboard, remember? 930 01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:53,774 Don't let me burn! Sou a limited edition! 931 01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:59,949 Wow man! Not even I even read the manual. 932 01:12:11,063 --> 01:12:12,328 To the ground! 933 01:12:26,075 --> 01:12:27,536 Why? 934 01:12:32,207 --> 01:12:33,807 This is equivalent to a year of salary. 935 01:12:35,922 --> 01:12:40,366 What did I do? What did I do?! Why Is this happening to me? 936 01:12:44,515 --> 01:12:45,778 It was you two. 937 01:12:46,264 --> 01:12:48,904 If I hadn't offered to take care of you, you demons, 938 01:12:49,434 --> 01:12:50,865 this would not have happened. 939 01:12:51,185 --> 01:12:52,698 And I would still have my car. 940 01:12:55,855 --> 01:12:57,716 Cry, I don't care. 941 01:13:03,740 --> 01:13:05,932 Okay, turn off the tap. 942 01:13:08,578 --> 01:13:10,638 Ready. Go there. Go there. 943 01:13:11,957 --> 01:13:14,266 Stop crying. Stop. 944 01:13:15,710 --> 01:13:19,561 It's not your fault. It's not yours. It's not. It's not. 945 01:13:20,089 --> 01:13:24,617 I was just a little upset. � This is what insurance is for. 946 01:13:24,886 --> 01:13:28,122 Okay, let's sit down. Go there. Right here. 947 01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:31,279 It's just a car, right? 948 01:13:31,684 --> 01:13:36,248 We are a big problem. � That's why the Father doesn't want us. 949 01:13:37,066 --> 01:13:39,458 Look at me. 950 01:13:41,070 --> 01:13:42,749 Don't say that. It's not true. 951 01:13:43,197 --> 01:13:45,006 But we destroyed the your "Navigator". 952 01:13:45,488 --> 01:13:48,594 That one? It doesn't matter. 953 01:13:50,578 --> 01:13:52,258 It's nothing more than an object. 954 01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:55,553 It doesn't mean anything. 955 01:13:55,708 --> 01:13:57,981 I wouldn't want to either spend the New Year with us. 956 01:13:58,502 --> 01:13:59,767 Who would want it? 957 01:14:02,298 --> 01:14:03,565 Me. 958 01:14:05,010 --> 01:14:06,275 I wanted. 959 01:14:07,972 --> 01:14:11,406 But you know... maybe the your mother is right. 960 01:14:12,766 --> 01:14:14,577 Maybe I haven't born for this. 961 01:14:14,809 --> 01:14:16,751 Look... you guys they are a disgrace. 962 01:14:17,104 --> 01:14:20,375 I'm always losing you, give them the wrong food. 963 01:14:21,191 --> 01:14:23,252 If they were goldfish, they had already died. 964 01:14:25,444 --> 01:14:28,516 You know, you're doing well. � just your first day. 965 01:14:29,034 --> 01:14:32,269 Then. You have to gain experience. You'll get used to it. 966 01:14:32,537 --> 01:14:35,059 Yes. And you can read books about it. 967 01:14:37,207 --> 01:14:38,473 Thanks. 968 01:14:38,833 --> 01:14:40,146 But you know what else? 969 01:14:40,626 --> 01:14:43,897 If, by some magic, we are not with your mother in half an hour... 970 01:14:45,465 --> 01:14:47,408 She will never speak to me again. 971 01:14:47,968 --> 01:14:51,572 If you are at the end of the 2nd part and You're missing 2 points, do you give up? 972 01:14:51,973 --> 01:14:55,327 No. You put the ball back in the "tee" and you keep knocking. 973 01:15:00,858 --> 01:15:02,632 So let's continue the game. 974 01:15:03,067 --> 01:15:04,332 Let's go. 975 01:15:08,489 --> 01:15:11,294 Now we have to arrange way to get to Vancouver. 976 01:15:13,953 --> 01:15:15,218 Look! 977 01:15:16,705 --> 01:15:18,137 I found your keys, Nick. 978 01:15:19,749 --> 01:15:21,015 What?! 979 01:15:21,752 --> 01:15:23,017 Lucky me. 980 01:15:32,552 --> 01:15:33,819 Let's go. 981 01:15:36,641 --> 01:15:38,785 - Let's go. - Come on, baby. Come on... 982 01:15:44,776 --> 01:15:46,040 We did it! 983 01:15:51,867 --> 01:15:54,591 Thanks. We're going to Vancouver. 984 01:15:55,368 --> 01:15:57,012 Thank you very much. 985 01:15:57,870 --> 01:15:59,978 I couldn't leave the children on the highway. 986 01:16:00,539 --> 01:16:02,646 That's why I leave you to you, my animal! 987 01:16:04,627 --> 01:16:08,196 Wait! Come back here, ignorant! Come here! 988 01:16:10,508 --> 01:16:13,316 - Let me in! Leave me... - Disappear! 989 01:16:16,182 --> 01:16:17,910 Give me back my children! 990 01:16:28,443 --> 01:16:29,708 High! 991 01:16:32,782 --> 01:16:34,046 Are you crazy? 992 01:16:34,074 --> 01:16:36,784 A pervert truck driver took my children! We have to catch him. 993 01:16:36,785 --> 01:16:38,513 So go up! I'll help you! 994 01:16:38,829 --> 01:16:41,766 - Ernest on a rescue mission! - SPEED KILLS 995 01:16:43,709 --> 01:16:47,276 Suzanne. It shouldn't be long. I'm sure they're fine. 996 01:16:47,963 --> 01:16:49,856 Let's focus on the party. 997 01:17:01,143 --> 01:17:03,417 We were completely mistaken about Nick. 998 01:17:03,646 --> 01:17:07,709 Yeah. But now we know that he is friendly and kind. 999 01:17:08,191 --> 01:17:09,457 Come on, come on. 1000 01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:12,094 Come on, "skinny", closer. 1001 01:17:12,905 --> 01:17:14,155 It's already... 1002 01:17:14,156 --> 01:17:15,671 - Get out! - Open it, idiot! 1003 01:17:15,741 --> 01:17:17,883 Nick! Save us! Help! 1004 01:17:17,992 --> 01:17:20,431 - Stop the truck! Stop! - Get out, pervert! 1005 01:17:23,205 --> 01:17:24,637 Kind and friendly...? 1006 01:17:28,793 --> 01:17:30,059 Go. 1007 01:17:30,338 --> 01:17:32,362 I am going! That wasn't made for speeds. 1008 01:17:36,259 --> 01:17:38,570 You're driving like an old lady. 1009 01:17:38,722 --> 01:17:41,280 No, no. Observe. O Ernest knows how to drive. 1010 01:17:47,356 --> 01:17:49,034 That's the way it is, man. 1011 01:17:49,356 --> 01:17:52,045 - Let us out, now! - We want to go with Nick! 1012 01:17:55,196 --> 01:17:58,845 Come on, "skinny". Don't let him intimidate you. Strength. Strength. 1013 01:18:02,203 --> 01:18:03,932 Go! I'm sick of it. 1014 01:18:13,797 --> 01:18:15,463 Come on, "skinny", they're escaping. 1015 01:18:15,464 --> 01:18:16,730 Don't catch it! 1016 01:18:18,009 --> 01:18:19,406 I can't do anything. 1017 01:18:21,011 --> 01:18:22,278 I'm so sorry! 1018 01:18:24,933 --> 01:18:28,086 Wow, it's really true... never There is a police officer when needed. 1019 01:18:31,817 --> 01:18:33,332 What are you doing? Are they crazy? 1020 01:18:38,572 --> 01:18:40,168 Bad! I'll hit you! 1021 01:18:52,586 --> 01:18:55,193 - It's Elite Catering. - It's Mother's party. 1022 01:18:55,340 --> 01:18:56,606 Let's go! 1023 01:19:08,100 --> 01:19:10,410 - Go there. - I want cotton candy. 1024 01:19:11,564 --> 01:19:13,162 - I got you! - Run away! Save yourself! 1025 01:19:13,983 --> 01:19:16,838 Wait, wait! At least it slows down. 1026 01:19:21,072 --> 01:19:23,301 - You two just cause trouble. - Let me go! 1027 01:19:28,872 --> 01:19:31,098 Wait! I'm try to protect you! 1028 01:19:32,041 --> 01:19:33,555 You're done, asshole! 1029 01:19:35,961 --> 01:19:37,227 Let go of me. 1030 01:19:52,479 --> 01:19:53,791 Come on, come on. 1031 01:19:55,607 --> 01:19:57,122 - I got you! - Nick! 1032 01:19:57,317 --> 01:20:00,338 - I'll give you a socket! - Good, Nick. Give it to him. 1033 01:20:02,029 --> 01:20:06,050 - What's wrong with you? - He's a kidnapper! 1034 01:20:07,037 --> 01:20:08,301 He's a kidnapper! 1035 01:20:08,746 --> 01:20:10,011 Let me get it! 1036 01:20:10,039 --> 01:20:13,012 - That's right, Nick. Give it to him! - High! Police! 1037 01:20:25,553 --> 01:20:26,817 Mom! 1038 01:20:27,763 --> 01:20:29,194 Lindsey, darling! 1039 01:20:30,516 --> 01:20:34,167 Dear. Mommy was so worried. Are you okay? 1040 01:20:34,646 --> 01:20:37,251 Yes. 8:00, like you said. 1041 01:20:37,647 --> 01:20:39,707 Where is yours brother and this Nick? 1042 01:20:41,403 --> 01:20:43,001 I left them in the ring of skating. 1043 01:20:43,448 --> 01:20:45,804 I want to know what's going on here and I want the truth. 1044 01:20:47,576 --> 01:20:48,842 The truth? 1045 01:20:49,412 --> 01:20:51,132 It doesn't seem to me that there is time for the truth. 1046 01:21:00,962 --> 01:21:02,004 Catch him! 1047 01:21:02,005 --> 01:21:03,319 I'm the good one. Catch him! 1048 01:21:03,382 --> 01:21:04,648 Let go of me, you disgusting woman! 1049 01:21:07,093 --> 01:21:10,366 They don't understand. I have authorization from his mother to bring here. 1050 01:21:10,891 --> 01:21:12,157 Kevin, tell him! 1051 01:21:13,477 --> 01:21:14,742 Kevin! 1052 01:21:21,859 --> 01:21:23,836 Let go of me! He you need the inhaler. 1053 01:21:25,028 --> 01:21:26,295 Kevin. Kevin. 1054 01:21:26,907 --> 01:21:29,051 No. Come on, man. Come on, Kevin. 1055 01:21:31,911 --> 01:21:33,770 Come on, man. Breathe, breathe. 1056 01:21:33,913 --> 01:21:35,938 Go there. Breathe. 1057 01:21:36,250 --> 01:21:37,848 Kevin. 1058 01:21:48,426 --> 01:21:50,370 Never go back to scare me like that. 1059 01:21:50,596 --> 01:21:53,201 Did you hear? Don't do it again. 1060 01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:57,836 After all, maybe it's not like that It's so bad to be like you. 1061 01:22:00,438 --> 01:22:01,704 Kevin! 1062 01:22:02,066 --> 01:22:04,175 - Mom! - Kevin, honey, come here. 1063 01:22:05,612 --> 01:22:08,947 I don't know what I thought. Should have returned home. Are you okay? 1064 01:22:08,948 --> 01:22:10,807 It's okay, Mom. I'm great. 1065 01:22:11,074 --> 01:22:12,387 It's okay. He's great. 1066 01:22:13,326 --> 01:22:16,643 You call that "great"? Look... This is a catastrophe. 1067 01:22:17,539 --> 01:22:20,626 No. Suzanne, you don't understand. Me and the kids... 1068 01:22:20,627 --> 01:22:23,861 Nick, please. This already It's bad enough. 1069 01:22:28,260 --> 01:22:30,119 I really wanted to believe in you. 1070 01:22:32,556 --> 01:22:35,031 This man had authorization to take care of your children? 1071 01:22:40,686 --> 01:22:41,952 He had. 1072 01:22:44,274 --> 01:22:46,714 But it was a mistake and not happens again. 1073 01:22:54,325 --> 01:22:56,055 Come on, boys. 1074 01:22:56,246 --> 01:22:57,927 - Suzanne, don't... - But, Mom... 1075 01:22:57,957 --> 01:23:01,000 I don't want to know. I don't feel like arguing. Let's go. 1076 01:23:01,001 --> 01:23:02,645 - Mom. - Let's go. 1077 01:23:02,835 --> 01:23:04,099 Suzanne. 1078 01:23:13,721 --> 01:23:14,987 Nick. 1079 01:23:16,099 --> 01:23:17,362 Listen... 1080 01:23:18,058 --> 01:23:19,536 sorry for all this trouble. 1081 01:23:20,560 --> 01:23:24,294 If you really want to come home, It will be a pleasure to give you a ride. 1082 01:23:26,150 --> 01:23:27,416 Thanks, Big Al. 1083 01:23:28,110 --> 01:23:29,375 My truck is... 1084 01:23:30,987 --> 01:23:32,928 What are you doing, idiot? 1085 01:23:33,155 --> 01:23:34,884 You can't tow my truck! 1086 01:23:34,990 --> 01:23:37,265 Download it! I am here! Put it down now! 1087 01:23:37,952 --> 01:23:39,552 Gentlemen Agents, stop this man! 1088 01:23:47,921 --> 01:23:49,187 Hooray, Nick. 1089 01:23:50,091 --> 01:23:51,356 Excuse me! 1090 01:23:51,718 --> 01:23:55,283 Nick, remember me? I'm here with a tablet glued to the head. 1091 01:23:56,512 --> 01:23:59,285 Bro, why are you so sad? 1092 01:23:59,599 --> 01:24:01,279 You should be celebrating! 1093 01:24:01,684 --> 01:24:04,603 You finally freed yourself that pretentious... 1094 01:24:04,604 --> 01:24:08,041 with that loud-mouthed daughter and that sickly son. 1095 01:24:09,067 --> 01:24:12,965 Yes sir. New Year and You are finally free! 1096 01:24:13,571 --> 01:24:15,086 It's time to go to some clubs. 1097 01:24:15,990 --> 01:24:18,218 And there are some really cute girls here. 1098 01:24:18,994 --> 01:24:22,727 Did you know that Vancouver has more "Playmates" what other city in the world? 1099 01:24:24,082 --> 01:24:25,477 Come on, friend. 1100 01:24:25,917 --> 01:24:29,436 I'm just a "gigol" And go wherever you go 1101 01:24:30,047 --> 01:24:32,854 You already know my role 1102 01:24:43,227 --> 01:24:44,908 Thank you, Dad, it was really cool. 1103 01:25:20,136 --> 01:25:24,201 Nick. Do you know what they call a 50 year old bachelor? 1104 01:25:24,726 --> 01:25:25,991 What? 1105 01:25:26,143 --> 01:25:27,408 Lonely. 1106 01:25:50,874 --> 01:25:52,143 Who is it? 1107 01:25:53,380 --> 01:25:54,645 Room service. 1108 01:25:56,799 --> 01:25:59,192 We don't ask for anything and that won't change. 1109 01:25:59,719 --> 01:26:01,033 Let me explain, okay? 1110 01:26:01,847 --> 01:26:06,933 You're upset and rightly so, But there's a good reason to... 1111 01:26:06,934 --> 01:26:10,645 Nick, they're children. Don't need of reasons or excuses. 1112 01:26:10,646 --> 01:26:11,910 They need a man. 1113 01:26:11,979 --> 01:26:14,039 Whatever You have to say, forget it. 1114 01:26:15,066 --> 01:26:19,052 I've been through it all and I won't repeat it. Goodnight. 1115 01:26:19,696 --> 01:26:20,962 Wait, wait. 1116 01:26:23,242 --> 01:26:25,101 Let me say goodbye to the children. 1117 01:26:26,579 --> 01:26:28,390 It doesn't seem like a good idea to me. 1118 01:26:30,458 --> 01:26:31,723 Please. 1119 01:26:38,298 --> 01:26:39,564 Hurry up. 1120 01:26:44,429 --> 01:26:46,823 How are you? Good? 1121 01:26:47,058 --> 01:26:50,079 I knew you would come back. Lindsey I thought not, but I knew. 1122 01:26:50,560 --> 01:26:53,204 They know I will always be your friend, don't you know? 1123 01:26:53,980 --> 01:26:55,874 But Mother already wants to hang out with you. 1124 01:26:58,068 --> 01:26:59,334 Hi, kids. 1125 01:27:01,489 --> 01:27:02,755 Up here. 1126 01:27:05,951 --> 01:27:09,886 Your mother is a wonderful lady. 1127 01:27:11,164 --> 01:27:14,102 And go hang out with guys much better than me. 1128 01:27:15,043 --> 01:27:17,898 That's why you have to leave to scare them away, right? 1129 01:27:19,213 --> 01:27:23,115 And stay away from their cars. A unless they are bulletproof. 1130 01:27:26,515 --> 01:27:28,705 How do I know if I'll see you again? 1131 01:27:31,643 --> 01:27:33,039 I have something for you. 1132 01:27:34,354 --> 01:27:37,708 I want you to have mine Friend Satch, are you okay? 1133 01:27:39,651 --> 01:27:41,296 Until we see each other again. 1134 01:27:43,446 --> 01:27:44,711 Very well... 1135 01:27:45,407 --> 01:27:46,672 I have to go. 1136 01:27:46,908 --> 01:27:48,173 Do you really have it? 1137 01:27:49,704 --> 01:27:51,728 I have, little one, I think it's better. 1138 01:27:53,290 --> 01:27:55,350 Look, I have more something for you. 1139 01:28:01,004 --> 01:28:02,270 Here it is. 1140 01:28:04,509 --> 01:28:05,776 It's for you. 1141 01:28:07,012 --> 01:28:08,906 Now they also have trinkets. 1142 01:28:12,267 --> 01:28:13,580 I love you. 1143 01:28:19,692 --> 01:28:21,421 See you later, yes? 1144 01:28:29,448 --> 01:28:32,472 Suzanne. I am sincerely sorry what happened today. 1145 01:28:33,288 --> 01:28:37,934 I just wanted to know if we can remain friends. 1146 01:28:39,292 --> 01:28:41,354 I don't think it's possible. 1147 01:28:49,347 --> 01:28:50,611 Nick. 1148 01:28:52,264 --> 01:28:54,205 We can't be friends... 1149 01:28:55,727 --> 01:28:58,619 because I want to be very more than just your friend. 1150 01:29:00,148 --> 01:29:01,413 What? 1151 01:29:16,329 --> 01:29:18,768 � New Year. Shouldn't you kiss her? 1152 01:29:27,133 --> 01:29:29,111 I love happy endings. 1153 01:29:56,297 --> 01:30:04,297 Subtitles by LuFer