1 00:00:00,508 --> 00:00:02,171 Previously on Young Sheldon... 2 00:00:02,171 --> 00:00:04,372 Why are you talking to my husband 3 00:00:04,372 --> 00:00:05,373 about your love life? 4 00:00:05,688 --> 00:00:06,564 You know, Mary, 5 00:00:06,564 --> 00:00:08,066 you might want to be careful 6 00:00:08,066 --> 00:00:09,442 about throwing stones, 7 00:00:09,442 --> 00:00:10,730 'cause I've seen your glass house. 8 00:00:10,730 --> 00:00:12,665 Hey, it's Missy. I stole my dad's truck, 9 00:00:12,665 --> 00:00:14,354 I'm running away. Want to come? 10 00:00:14,354 --> 00:00:15,630 Come and get me. 11 00:00:15,630 --> 00:00:17,882 All right, your parents are on their way. 12 00:00:17,882 --> 00:00:18,925 Are they mad? 13 00:00:18,925 --> 00:00:20,343 If my daughter stole my car 14 00:00:20,343 --> 00:00:21,761 and ran away, I'd be mad. 15 00:00:21,761 --> 00:00:23,388 You may never drive again. 16 00:00:23,388 --> 00:00:25,640 And you are not hanging out with Paige anymore. 17 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:27,684 I liked it better when you two weren't talking. 18 00:00:27,684 --> 00:00:29,769 If you're feeling ignored, don't worry. 19 00:00:29,769 --> 00:00:30,979 We're gonna be laser-focused 20 00:00:30,979 --> 00:00:32,397 on you from now on. 21 00:00:32,397 --> 00:00:33,440 (sighs) 22 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:36,912 ♪ The stars at night ♪ 23 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:39,123 ♪ Are big and bright ♪ 24 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:42,626 ♪ Deep in the heart of Texas ♪ 25 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:44,586 ♪ The prairie sky ♪ 26 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:47,089 ♪ Is wide and high ♪ 27 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:50,259 ♪ Deep in the heart of Texas. ♪ 28 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:52,761 Remember, it's always four claps. 29 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:55,347 Never three, always four. (cooing) 30 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:57,349 You know who claps three times? 31 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:58,517 Yankees. 32 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:01,186 And as Texans, we always remember the Alamo. 33 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:02,771 Otherwise, we might as well 34 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:05,607 just live in Oklahoma. Blech. 35 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,526 Hey, how long have you been here? (chuckles) 36 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:10,112 I just came to check on her before work. 37 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:12,156 She was up and you were snoring like a buzz saw. 38 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:13,699 I do not snore. 39 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:14,992 Okay. 40 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:16,702 Be nice. 41 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:18,120 You didn't hear it? 42 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,205 I didn't say that. I said, "Be nice." 43 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:22,458 Okay, well, thanks for letting me get some rest. 44 00:01:22,458 --> 00:01:23,584 No problem. 45 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,377 Good morning, CeeCee. (coos) 46 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:27,254 (chuckles) She's fed, she's changed 47 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:28,422 and we got through the first two verses 48 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:29,840 of "Deep in the Heart of Texas." 49 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:30,841 Did you tell her about the claps? 50 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:32,134 Of course. Good. 51 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:33,969 What you planning for your birthday? 52 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:35,846 Probably just gonna take it easy. 53 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:37,181 Oh, my God. 54 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:39,350 Saturday's your birthday. I totally forgot. 55 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:40,601 Don't worry about it. 56 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,102 Honestly, I don't even know what today is. 57 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,812 Thursday. It's Thursday? 58 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:45,898 Really? That's weird. 59 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:47,733 Anyway, I'm really sorry. 60 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,068 It ain't a big deal. 61 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:50,319 What do you mean, it's not a big deal? 62 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:51,403 You're gonna be 18. 63 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:53,238 You can legally buy me cigarettes. 64 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,157 And CeeCee's excited her dad's 65 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:56,492 gonna be an actual adult 66 00:01:56,492 --> 00:01:57,951 and she doesn't have to change the subject 67 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,995 every time his age comes up. 68 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:03,165 If I wasn't mature, that'd probably hurt my feelings. 69 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:05,084 And you don't have to get me anything. 70 00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:06,168 She's enough. 71 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,337 Glad you like her. I didn't save the receipt. 72 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:10,172 Well, I got to get to work. 73 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:12,007 Bye, CeeCee. 74 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:14,426 You miss being 18? 75 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:17,554 No, pretty happy where I am right now. 76 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:19,223 Yeah, me, too. 77 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:21,433 I'm lying. Yeah, me, too. 78 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:25,521 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 79 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:28,399 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 80 00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:30,859 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 81 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:33,987 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 82 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:38,033 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ 83 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:43,288 ADULT SHELDON: My sister was facing the repercussions 84 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,290 of her recent joyride 85 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:46,291 by being grounded at home. 86 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:48,335 MARY: No TV! 87 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,420 (groans) 88 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:50,629 (turns on radio) 89 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:52,214 MARY: No music! 90 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:56,301 No magazines. 91 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,095 If you want, you can read a book. 92 00:02:58,095 --> 00:02:59,555 I'd rather die. 93 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:01,473 ADULT SHELDON: And I, despite being 94 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:03,142 innocent of all wrongdoing, 95 00:03:03,142 --> 00:03:04,309 was being punished as well. 96 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:06,728 Not by my parents, but by society 97 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:09,440 and their insistence on a "spring break." 98 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,483 One whole week of no school. No fair. 99 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:13,444 You two should do something together. 100 00:03:13,444 --> 00:03:15,112 Go outside, take a walk. 101 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:16,280 I'd rather die. 102 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,406 I'd rather read. 103 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:18,127 (sighs) 104 00:03:18,127 --> 00:03:20,075 You could make a card for Georgie. 105 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:21,326 It's his birthday Saturday. 106 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:23,454 You're right, I need to get him a gift. 107 00:03:23,454 --> 00:03:24,455 I should go to the mall. 108 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:25,664 You're not going anywhere. 109 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:28,292 But it's my only brother's 18th birthday. 110 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:29,501 Excuse me. 111 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:30,669 Fine, it's my 112 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:32,629 favorite brother's 18th birthday. 113 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:33,741 Better. 114 00:03:33,741 --> 00:03:36,508 I got to go to work. Keep an eye on her. 115 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:37,342 I will. 116 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:38,510 I was talking to your father, 117 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:40,429 but actually, sure. 118 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:42,473 Bye. 119 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:45,476 So, are you gonna be mad at me forever? 120 00:03:45,476 --> 00:03:46,560 No, not forever. 121 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,896 But I'm not gonna be done anytime soon. 122 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,356 Okay, look, I know I'm grounded and I'm missing spring break, 123 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,192 and I totally deserve it. 124 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:54,610 There better not be a "but." 125 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:55,652 There isn't. 126 00:03:56,268 --> 00:03:58,103 However... 127 00:03:58,103 --> 00:03:59,104 I need to catch up on 90210 128 00:03:59,104 --> 00:04:00,272 because everyone 129 00:04:00,272 --> 00:04:01,523 will be talking about it Monday, 130 00:04:01,523 --> 00:04:03,275 and if I miss it, I might as well 131 00:04:03,275 --> 00:04:04,484 not even go back to school. 132 00:04:04,484 --> 00:04:05,694 Too bad. 133 00:04:05,694 --> 00:04:07,321 Come on, even prisoners 134 00:04:07,321 --> 00:04:09,531 get to go out to the yard for an hour a day. 135 00:04:09,531 --> 00:04:10,782 (sighs) 136 00:04:10,782 --> 00:04:12,284 Fair enough. 137 00:04:12,284 --> 00:04:15,037 There's the yard. Knock yourself out. 138 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:16,413 (sighs) 139 00:04:16,413 --> 00:04:18,707 I know a way for you to watch whatever you want. 140 00:04:18,707 --> 00:04:20,125 How? 141 00:04:20,125 --> 00:04:21,501 Your imagination. 142 00:04:21,501 --> 00:04:23,378 That's stupid. 143 00:04:23,378 --> 00:04:25,130 Did you know there's a German folk song about it? 144 00:04:25,130 --> 00:04:27,883 Don't. ♪ My thoughts will not cater ♪ 145 00:04:27,883 --> 00:04:29,134 ♪ To duke or dictator ♪ 146 00:04:29,134 --> 00:04:31,136 ♪ No man can deny ♪ 147 00:04:31,136 --> 00:04:33,472 ♪ Die gedanken sind frei. ♪ 148 00:04:33,472 --> 00:04:34,514 Where are you going? 149 00:04:34,514 --> 00:04:36,350 Mom said no music. 150 00:04:36,350 --> 00:04:38,894 (hums melody) ♪ Die Gedanken sind frei ♪ 151 00:04:38,894 --> 00:04:41,146 ♪ Wer kann sie erraten. ♪ 152 00:04:42,356 --> 00:04:45,233 She's finally napping. Great. 153 00:04:45,233 --> 00:04:46,902 You get 20 minutes. 154 00:04:46,902 --> 00:04:48,195 What you gonna do? 155 00:04:48,195 --> 00:04:49,905 Sleep, bathe, eat? 156 00:04:49,905 --> 00:04:52,657 No, I took a bath a few days ago. I think I'm set. 157 00:04:52,657 --> 00:04:55,369 Those baths aren't just for you. 158 00:04:56,370 --> 00:04:58,330 Hey, I was thinking about doing something nice 159 00:04:58,330 --> 00:04:59,289 for Georgie's birthday. 160 00:04:59,289 --> 00:05:01,833 How nice? 'Cause I'm all set 161 00:05:01,833 --> 00:05:03,668 with great-grandchildren for now. 162 00:05:03,668 --> 00:05:06,171 Well, I just gave birth and he's seeing another woman, 163 00:05:06,171 --> 00:05:08,340 so I was thinking maybe a cake 164 00:05:08,340 --> 00:05:10,884 and some of his favorite food. 165 00:05:10,884 --> 00:05:12,594 That's sweet, you're gonna cook. 166 00:05:12,594 --> 00:05:16,181 Actually, uh... 167 00:05:17,391 --> 00:05:18,433 Okay. 168 00:05:18,433 --> 00:05:21,353 I'll do the food, you handle the cake. 169 00:05:21,353 --> 00:05:22,604 Great. 170 00:05:22,604 --> 00:05:25,607 Hey, uh, does Mary know how to bake? 171 00:05:25,607 --> 00:05:27,109 Yeah. 172 00:05:27,109 --> 00:05:28,360 Perfect. 173 00:05:30,779 --> 00:05:33,031 (on radio): ♪ This is quite a time for smiling... ♪ 174 00:05:33,907 --> 00:05:35,409 Hey, 175 00:05:35,409 --> 00:05:36,785 welcome back. 176 00:05:36,785 --> 00:05:38,286 How's little Constance doing? 177 00:05:38,286 --> 00:05:40,122 We're calling her CeeCee. 178 00:05:40,122 --> 00:05:42,416 Well, that's just the cutest. 179 00:05:42,416 --> 00:05:44,084 Mm-hmm. 180 00:05:44,793 --> 00:05:47,796 Oh, I got you coffee. 181 00:05:47,796 --> 00:05:49,381 Don't worry, 182 00:05:49,381 --> 00:05:50,590 it's not the sludge we serve. 183 00:05:50,590 --> 00:05:53,218 I got it from the 7-Eleven on the corner. 184 00:05:53,218 --> 00:05:55,220 Thank you, but I'm fine. 185 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:56,388 Are you sure? 186 00:05:56,388 --> 00:05:57,639 I put some of those 187 00:05:57,639 --> 00:05:59,182 flavored creamers in it. 188 00:05:59,182 --> 00:06:00,475 Fancy. 189 00:06:00,475 --> 00:06:03,770 I really have a lot of work to catch up on. 190 00:06:03,770 --> 00:06:05,397 Of course. 191 00:06:05,397 --> 00:06:06,648 Well, I will leave you to it. 192 00:06:06,648 --> 00:06:08,900 But later on, 193 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:10,402 I want to see pictures of that baby. 194 00:06:10,402 --> 00:06:11,653 I don't have any with me. 195 00:06:11,653 --> 00:06:14,573 Well, you can describe her to me. 196 00:06:15,740 --> 00:06:18,618 (sighs) She's about yay big 197 00:06:18,618 --> 00:06:20,203 and bald. 198 00:06:20,203 --> 00:06:22,247 Nothing you ain't seen before. 199 00:06:23,039 --> 00:06:24,458 Sounds adorable. 200 00:06:27,085 --> 00:06:28,253 Do you want this open or... 201 00:06:28,253 --> 00:06:30,255 Closed. Yep. 202 00:06:44,311 --> 00:06:46,271 (theme music for Beverly Hills 90210 plays) 203 00:06:49,107 --> 00:06:50,358 What are you doing? 204 00:06:50,358 --> 00:06:52,944 (sighs) Nothing, go away. 205 00:06:52,944 --> 00:06:54,488 You're not allowed to watch TV. 206 00:06:54,488 --> 00:06:56,823 Sheldon, let me have this. 207 00:06:57,699 --> 00:06:59,784 While Dad's gone, I'm the man of the house, 208 00:06:59,784 --> 00:07:02,204 and the man of the house has to enforce the rules. 209 00:07:02,204 --> 00:07:04,539 The man of the house is about to get his teeth knocked out. 210 00:07:04,539 --> 00:07:06,583 Puberty's made you mean. 211 00:07:06,583 --> 00:07:08,627 I need to know what happened on my show. 212 00:07:08,627 --> 00:07:09,586 And you'll find out 213 00:07:09,586 --> 00:07:10,837 when your privileges are restored. 214 00:07:10,837 --> 00:07:12,005 I can't wait that long, 215 00:07:12,005 --> 00:07:13,632 each episode builds on the last. 216 00:07:13,632 --> 00:07:16,968 Imagine a Star Trek that ends with "to be continued," 217 00:07:16,968 --> 00:07:18,303 and you don't get to continue. 218 00:07:18,303 --> 00:07:20,805 That would never happen, because I follow the rules. 219 00:07:21,723 --> 00:07:24,309 You are this close to a purple nurple. 220 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:27,479 You leave my nurples alone. 221 00:07:30,190 --> 00:07:31,733 (sighs) 222 00:07:31,733 --> 00:07:32,776 (knocking) 223 00:07:32,776 --> 00:07:34,152 Yes? 224 00:07:34,986 --> 00:07:36,238 Hey, Mary, 225 00:07:36,238 --> 00:07:37,405 you get a chance 226 00:07:37,405 --> 00:07:39,407 to send out those checks? 227 00:07:39,407 --> 00:07:42,077 Not yet, but I'll get to it. 228 00:07:42,077 --> 00:07:43,745 All right. 229 00:07:43,745 --> 00:07:45,163 It's just that, 230 00:07:45,163 --> 00:07:46,915 the checks to the vendors 231 00:07:46,915 --> 00:07:50,335 go out on Tuesdays, and it's Thursday. 232 00:07:50,335 --> 00:07:53,004 I know the days of the week, Brenda. 233 00:07:53,004 --> 00:07:54,839 Okay. 234 00:07:54,839 --> 00:07:56,550 You want checks? 235 00:07:56,550 --> 00:07:57,842 Here's checks. 236 00:07:59,010 --> 00:08:01,846 Mancuso Maintenance. 237 00:08:01,846 --> 00:08:04,683 $45. 238 00:08:04,683 --> 00:08:06,226 There you go. 239 00:08:06,226 --> 00:08:08,520 Mary... Lone Star Vending. 240 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,021 $200. 241 00:08:10,021 --> 00:08:12,065 Okay, if you're mad, just talk to me 242 00:08:12,065 --> 00:08:14,359 instead of whatever this is. 243 00:08:14,359 --> 00:08:15,610 I'm not mad. 244 00:08:15,610 --> 00:08:17,445 Okay, come on, Mary. We're friends. 245 00:08:17,445 --> 00:08:20,198 Just not as good of friends 246 00:08:20,198 --> 00:08:22,450 as you are with my husband. 247 00:08:22,450 --> 00:08:24,035 Okay, if you're gonna keep working here, 248 00:08:24,035 --> 00:08:25,579 we have to figure this out. 249 00:08:25,579 --> 00:08:26,830 Maybe I shouldn't work here. 250 00:08:26,830 --> 00:08:28,623 Maybe you shouldn't. Are you firing me? 251 00:08:28,623 --> 00:08:30,417 Well, I thought you were quitting. 252 00:08:30,417 --> 00:08:32,252 Maybe I was. Then maybe I was. 253 00:08:32,252 --> 00:08:33,545 Then I am. 254 00:08:33,545 --> 00:08:34,546 Then I do. 255 00:08:34,546 --> 00:08:36,840 Great, then I'm leaving. 256 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:39,884 Well, I'm a little confused, but okay. 257 00:08:39,884 --> 00:08:41,177 (sighs) 258 00:08:48,515 --> 00:08:49,892 Mary, you're home early. 259 00:08:49,892 --> 00:08:52,102 I'm sorry, am I bothering you? 260 00:08:52,102 --> 00:08:54,521 No, just thought you'd still be at work. 261 00:08:54,521 --> 00:08:56,857 Well, I'm not. 262 00:08:56,857 --> 00:08:58,108 I don't work there anymore. 263 00:08:58,108 --> 00:08:59,777 Brenda and I got in a fight. 264 00:08:59,777 --> 00:09:01,987 Wait, what? 265 00:09:01,987 --> 00:09:03,197 Did you get fired? 266 00:09:03,197 --> 00:09:05,574 Yes. Or maybe I quit. 267 00:09:05,574 --> 00:09:07,242 I don't know, it's unclear. 268 00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:09,578 Well, whichever one it was, 269 00:09:09,578 --> 00:09:11,705 I'm on your side. Screw Brenda. 270 00:09:11,705 --> 00:09:13,874 You don't even know what happened. 271 00:09:15,042 --> 00:09:17,711 You're right. Sorry. What happened? 272 00:09:17,711 --> 00:09:21,340 Well, Brenda was being overly nice, 273 00:09:21,340 --> 00:09:23,383 which really rubbed me the wrong way, 274 00:09:23,383 --> 00:09:24,885 so I tore her head off. 275 00:09:24,885 --> 00:09:27,221 Well, I don't see what choice you had. 276 00:09:27,221 --> 00:09:29,139 George, don't. 277 00:09:29,139 --> 00:09:30,432 What? I'm on your side. 278 00:09:31,225 --> 00:09:33,018 Why do I even tell you anything? 279 00:09:36,396 --> 00:09:38,315 Love you! 280 00:09:41,985 --> 00:09:42,986 (knock on door) 281 00:09:42,986 --> 00:09:44,988 Missy, are you busy? 282 00:09:44,988 --> 00:09:46,740 Do I look busy? 283 00:09:46,740 --> 00:09:48,909 I do some of my best thinking lying down. 284 00:09:48,909 --> 00:09:50,744 Yeah, well, I'm not thinking. 285 00:09:50,744 --> 00:09:53,497 The shower is another excellent place to cogitate. 286 00:09:53,497 --> 00:09:55,082 Sometimes I'll just lather up and drift off... 287 00:09:55,082 --> 00:09:56,959 What do you want, Sheldon? 288 00:09:56,959 --> 00:09:58,752 Well, I was thinking about what you said about Star Trek 289 00:09:58,752 --> 00:10:00,754 and how it'd be hard to watch part one and not part two. 290 00:10:00,754 --> 00:10:02,756 So I can watch 90210? 291 00:10:02,756 --> 00:10:05,092 No, but I can offer you the next best thing: 292 00:10:05,092 --> 00:10:07,427 Theater of the mind. 293 00:10:07,427 --> 00:10:09,596 This is why people hate you. 294 00:10:09,596 --> 00:10:11,056 No, I've watched your program, 295 00:10:11,056 --> 00:10:12,349 and I can tell you everything that happened. 296 00:10:12,349 --> 00:10:13,642 So you know what happens 297 00:10:13,642 --> 00:10:14,977 with Brandon's gambling problem? 298 00:10:14,977 --> 00:10:16,436 And how Dylan and Kelly are doing? 299 00:10:16,436 --> 00:10:18,730 I do. Okay. 300 00:10:18,730 --> 00:10:20,440 Wait, why would you do that for me? 301 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:22,568 Well, when you tried to watch the tape, 302 00:10:22,568 --> 00:10:24,444 I ended up watching the first 12 seconds of it, 303 00:10:24,444 --> 00:10:26,155 and the completist in me had to finish it. 304 00:10:26,155 --> 00:10:27,239 That's so dumb. 305 00:10:27,239 --> 00:10:30,450 I love it. Tell me everything. 306 00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:32,703 Well, it starts off with Kelly 307 00:10:32,703 --> 00:10:34,288 working out on an exercise machine. 308 00:10:34,288 --> 00:10:35,664 Oh, she's dating Dylan, 309 00:10:35,664 --> 00:10:37,291 who was dating her best friend. 310 00:10:37,291 --> 00:10:39,042 Mm-hmm. 311 00:10:39,042 --> 00:10:40,836 She gets sweatier and sweatier, which I'm assuming 312 00:10:40,836 --> 00:10:42,004 is because of the exercise, 313 00:10:42,004 --> 00:10:43,255 although it could be the weather. 314 00:10:43,255 --> 00:10:45,048 Los Angeles is the land of sun and fun. 315 00:10:45,048 --> 00:10:46,216 Did she look upset? 316 00:10:46,216 --> 00:10:49,136 Hard to say. She looked sweaty. 317 00:10:49,136 --> 00:10:50,637 What happens next? 318 00:10:50,637 --> 00:10:52,181 Well, then she and her brother, David, 319 00:10:52,181 --> 00:10:54,308 get into a very heated argument over a banana. 320 00:10:54,308 --> 00:10:55,642 That doesn't sound right. 321 00:10:55,642 --> 00:10:57,519 Well, in the next scene at school, 322 00:10:57,519 --> 00:10:58,937 everyone gets quiet when Kelly walks up. 323 00:10:58,937 --> 00:11:00,355 I'm assuming it's because of the banana tiff. 324 00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:01,815 There's no way 325 00:11:01,815 --> 00:11:03,317 the episode was about a banana. 326 00:11:03,317 --> 00:11:04,651 I'm sorry, did you watch it? 327 00:11:04,651 --> 00:11:06,320 What else happened? 328 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:07,487 Oh, they're also planning Kelly 329 00:11:07,487 --> 00:11:08,697 a surprise birthday party. 330 00:11:08,697 --> 00:11:10,449 Well, that's why they got quiet. 331 00:11:10,449 --> 00:11:11,825 How could you not get that? 332 00:11:11,825 --> 00:11:13,285 No one said it out loud. 333 00:11:13,285 --> 00:11:15,621 You have to pay attention to how they're acting. 334 00:11:15,621 --> 00:11:17,497 Their faces and body language. 335 00:11:17,497 --> 00:11:19,666 You mean for subtext? 336 00:11:19,666 --> 00:11:21,001 Yeah, subtext. 337 00:11:21,001 --> 00:11:23,337 I hate subtext, I prefer text. 338 00:11:23,337 --> 00:11:24,671 Then just listen to the music. 339 00:11:24,671 --> 00:11:26,340 If it's sad, they're sad. 340 00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:27,925 It's happy, they're happy. 341 00:11:27,925 --> 00:11:28,800 Interesting. 342 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,135 So the music's like a cheat sheet 343 00:11:30,135 --> 00:11:31,386 to help read social cues? 344 00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:32,387 Exactly. 345 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:34,014 Look at that, 346 00:11:34,014 --> 00:11:35,474 spring break and I'm still learning. 347 00:11:37,768 --> 00:11:39,394 MARY: George said he was on my side, 348 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:40,854 but if he was really 349 00:11:40,854 --> 00:11:43,148 on my side, he wouldn't say he was on my side 350 00:11:43,148 --> 00:11:44,858 like he had to calm down a crazy woman. 351 00:11:44,858 --> 00:11:47,861 You know, I can just buy Georgie a cake. 352 00:11:47,861 --> 00:11:49,196 All righty, 353 00:11:49,196 --> 00:11:50,989 I got everything we need 354 00:11:50,989 --> 00:11:53,283 to make chicken-fried steak 355 00:11:53,283 --> 00:11:55,202 and mac and cheese and tater tots. 356 00:11:55,202 --> 00:11:56,870 Healthy. 357 00:11:56,870 --> 00:11:58,205 You said make his favorite meal. 358 00:11:58,205 --> 00:12:00,207 What'd you think that was gonna be, a carrot? 359 00:12:00,207 --> 00:12:01,708 And it's fine, 360 00:12:01,708 --> 00:12:03,293 I will make the cake. 361 00:12:03,293 --> 00:12:04,378 Thank you. 362 00:12:04,378 --> 00:12:05,754 I've got plenty of time. 363 00:12:05,754 --> 00:12:07,589 It's not like I have a job to go to. 364 00:12:07,589 --> 00:12:08,882 What happened? 365 00:12:08,882 --> 00:12:10,592 You don't want to know. (door opens) 366 00:12:10,592 --> 00:12:12,177 Sold. (door closes) 367 00:12:12,660 --> 00:12:13,661 We're home. 368 00:12:13,661 --> 00:12:15,668 Hey, how was your walk? Slow. 369 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,404 You don't know how many old ladies 370 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,780 are in the neighborhood till you go out with a baby. 371 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:19,925 Ooh, tots. 372 00:12:19,925 --> 00:12:21,449 Hey, hands off. 373 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,867 Oh, uh, they're for Saturday. 374 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,619 We thought we'd make you a birthday dinner. 375 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:27,372 Oh, shoot. Amber's taking me out. 376 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:30,291 Oh, I thought you said you didn't have plans. 377 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,459 Well, I... 378 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,460 I didn't, she just asked. 379 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,962 Can't you cancel? 380 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,296 No, it's... it's okay. 381 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,256 It's your birthday, 382 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,674 you should do what you want to do. 383 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,260 Maybe we can do family dinner on Sunday? 384 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,470 Of course. GEORGE JR.: Great. 385 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:43,930 I got to go clean her up, 386 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,557 she's got old lady lipstick on her head. 387 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:48,226 Well, you're an old lady. How do you get that lipstick off? 388 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:51,521 All right, I'll figure it out myself. 389 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,694 What you watching? 390 00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,904 Beverly Hills 90210. 391 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,073 Isn't that Missy's show? Yes, 392 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:03,283 I'm trying to do a better job 393 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,160 of picking up on the characters' emotional states. 394 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,120 So, for example, this scene 395 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,414 seems like it's about expired food, 396 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,999 but thanks to the ominous music, I can tell 397 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,584 it's about Kelly's eating disorder. 398 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,252 Give it a try. 399 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,464 Well, let's see. Uh... 400 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,756 That one's upset 'cause he's 30 years old 401 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,133 and still in high school. 402 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,759 That's what I thought, too, 403 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,094 but it turns out his father 404 00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:24,304 recently died in a car explosion. 405 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,764 Oh. Well, I can see why that would make him sad. 406 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,516 Hold on. (score playing on TV) 407 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,767 Sad music, yep. 408 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,519 You're good at this. 409 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,396 ♪ ♪ 410 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,404 (knocking) 411 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,906 (sighs) 412 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:48,286 What? 413 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:51,164 I'm not leaving until we talk this out. 414 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,666 ADULT SHELDON: My mom's upset. 415 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,335 Did you get it? Listen. 416 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,629 (dramatic music plays) 417 00:14:02,979 --> 00:14:04,480 We have nothing to talk about. 418 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,442 Fine. Then let's just yell at each other. 419 00:14:07,442 --> 00:14:08,720 I'm not yelling at you. 420 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:11,422 Mary, we're neighbors, our kids are friends. 421 00:14:11,422 --> 00:14:12,715 We're gonna be in each other's lives 422 00:14:12,715 --> 00:14:14,508 for a long time. Let's do this. 423 00:14:14,508 --> 00:14:16,886 I am busy. I am making a cake. 424 00:14:16,886 --> 00:14:18,762 And I'm talking to a pain in the ass 425 00:14:18,762 --> 00:14:20,264 who won't admit she's mad. 426 00:14:20,264 --> 00:14:21,432 I'm not mad. 427 00:14:21,432 --> 00:14:22,725 Really? 428 00:14:23,893 --> 00:14:24,768 (gasps) 429 00:14:24,768 --> 00:14:26,937 How about now? 430 00:14:26,937 --> 00:14:27,980 Back yard. 431 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,816 Do you even think about 432 00:14:30,816 --> 00:14:32,610 how your actions affect other people? 433 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,528 Love it. Keep it coming. 434 00:14:34,528 --> 00:14:35,988 You couldn't hang on to your crappy husband, 435 00:14:35,988 --> 00:14:38,741 so you tried to move in on my crappy husband. 436 00:14:38,741 --> 00:14:41,493 Good, good. That hurt, but good. 437 00:14:41,830 --> 00:14:44,499 (Mexican music playing) 438 00:14:45,698 --> 00:14:48,446 Mm, I love me some Chi-Chi's. 439 00:14:48,446 --> 00:14:49,930 You're a cheap date. 440 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,390 You say that now. Wait till you see 441 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,017 how many chimichangas I can put away. 442 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:56,437 It's your birthday. Have as many as you want. 443 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,938 You may regret that. 444 00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,273 (chuckles) 445 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:01,275 Thanks again for taking me out. 446 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,361 You don't want to spend the night at home 447 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,612 with some crying baby. 448 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,156 I don't know. When it's your kid, 449 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,866 the crying doesn't bother you as much. 450 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,661 You're not gonna be one of those parents 451 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,663 that brings their babies to restaurants, are you? 452 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:14,513 You bet. 453 00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:17,291 Wrap her up like a burrito, she'd fit right in. 454 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,460 Well, tonight, 455 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,462 you don't have to think about that. 456 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,506 We can just have fun. 457 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,217 I like the sound of that. 458 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:28,135 You do mean sex, right? 459 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,929 What do you think? 460 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:33,474 Hmm, maybe I shouldn't get the chimichangas. 461 00:15:34,046 --> 00:15:35,839 And then she sees Dylan 462 00:15:35,839 --> 00:15:37,550 in the hallway and tells her 463 00:15:37,550 --> 00:15:38,467 that she and Kelly are friends again, 464 00:15:38,467 --> 00:15:40,010 and he kisses her on the forehead. 465 00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:41,220 What kind of kiss was it? 466 00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:42,846 Well, it seemed innocent, 467 00:15:42,846 --> 00:15:44,723 but the music was mysterious, 468 00:15:44,723 --> 00:15:47,184 indicating that their love triangle will totally continue. 469 00:15:47,184 --> 00:15:48,727 Well, that's juicy. 470 00:15:48,727 --> 00:15:49,770 Oh, I'm aware. 471 00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:51,021 If you want, 472 00:15:51,021 --> 00:15:52,022 you can watch with me next week. 473 00:15:52,022 --> 00:15:53,524 No, thank you. 474 00:15:53,524 --> 00:15:56,360 Although, I would like to know who killed Dylan's dad. 475 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,029 Plus, what happened to David's recording contract. 476 00:15:59,029 --> 00:16:00,239 Do you really think he's going to 477 00:16:00,239 --> 00:16:01,532 let that producer change his sound? 478 00:16:01,532 --> 00:16:03,367 Boy, I hope not. 479 00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:05,536 I hear you, sister. 480 00:16:05,536 --> 00:16:07,580 Do you have any idea what it feels like 481 00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:10,416 to have your husband prefer to hang out 482 00:16:10,416 --> 00:16:11,792 with your best friend over you? 483 00:16:11,792 --> 00:16:14,628 I know how it feels to have my husband leave me. 484 00:16:14,628 --> 00:16:16,380 Then you should know better. 485 00:16:17,381 --> 00:16:18,716 You're right. 486 00:16:19,883 --> 00:16:22,970 I mean, I get that you're fun, 487 00:16:22,970 --> 00:16:24,388 and I'm just 488 00:16:24,388 --> 00:16:27,141 a churchy stick-in-the-mud. 489 00:16:27,141 --> 00:16:29,518 Mary, I don't even think it was about me. 490 00:16:29,518 --> 00:16:31,228 It could've been anybody. 491 00:16:31,228 --> 00:16:33,564 That doesn't make me feel better. 492 00:16:33,564 --> 00:16:35,441 I just mean I'm not his wife. 493 00:16:35,441 --> 00:16:37,943 Which makes me easier to talk to. 494 00:16:38,819 --> 00:16:42,114 Don't make it right, but talk's all it was. 495 00:16:42,114 --> 00:16:43,574 Are you sure? 496 00:16:43,574 --> 00:16:45,409 I swear. 497 00:16:46,151 --> 00:16:48,946 Like how sometimes it was easier 498 00:16:48,946 --> 00:16:51,865 for you to talk to Pastor Rob? 499 00:16:54,672 --> 00:16:57,842 But shouldn't George and I want to talk to each other? 500 00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,552 Don't ask me, 501 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:02,555 I couldn't hang on to my "crappy husband." 502 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,380 Sorry about that. 503 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,201 No. 504 00:17:06,201 --> 00:17:07,160 It's true. 505 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,621 You want to talk about it? 506 00:17:11,289 --> 00:17:12,916 That'd be nice. 507 00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:16,127 George around? 508 00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,630 Okay, not ready to joke. 509 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,421 Hey. Hey. 510 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,341 Oh, quick, scratch my nose. 511 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,011 Oh, nothing's ever felt better. 512 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,805 I'm offended. 513 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,681 (laughs) 514 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:39,744 Hey, what time is it? 515 00:17:39,744 --> 00:17:41,225 About 8:30. 516 00:17:41,225 --> 00:17:42,935 You're home early. 517 00:17:42,935 --> 00:17:44,729 Yeah. 518 00:17:44,729 --> 00:17:46,897 How was your date? 519 00:17:46,897 --> 00:17:50,651 Actually, we broke up. 520 00:17:50,651 --> 00:17:52,320 Oh. 521 00:17:54,488 --> 00:17:55,573 What happened? 522 00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:58,451 Nothing, I just wanted to be here. 523 00:17:59,577 --> 00:18:01,078 Really? 524 00:18:01,078 --> 00:18:03,205 Yeah. 525 00:18:04,248 --> 00:18:06,626 That's what we wanted, too. 526 00:18:18,372 --> 00:18:20,249 Happy birthday. 527 00:18:21,292 --> 00:18:22,168 There is something else 528 00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:23,878 you could do for my birthday. 529 00:18:23,878 --> 00:18:26,964 I had a baby two weeks ago. No. 530 00:18:26,964 --> 00:18:28,466 Not that. 531 00:18:28,466 --> 00:18:30,384 Then what? 532 00:18:30,829 --> 00:18:31,830 Marry me.