1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:06,185 --> 00:00:09,091 Kevin and Allison... Together forever! 2 00:00:09,406 --> 00:00:11,125 Oh! Aah! 3 00:00:11,130 --> 00:00:13,500 - So what'd I miss? - I'm gonna kill Kevin. 4 00:00:13,505 --> 00:00:14,808 You know any natural-born killers? 5 00:00:14,812 --> 00:00:16,011 I think I might. 6 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,187 Okay, I can do it. 7 00:00:18,554 --> 00:00:19,601 Is that a gun? 8 00:00:19,606 --> 00:00:20,885 I have to protect us. 9 00:00:22,262 --> 00:00:23,547 - It was Nick. - He wasn't supposed to 10 00:00:23,551 --> 00:00:25,431 - come for another week. - Oh, trust me, I know. 11 00:00:25,890 --> 00:00:27,960 We don't take shootings lightly. 12 00:00:27,965 --> 00:00:29,112 You may not want to go out of town. 13 00:00:29,116 --> 00:00:30,813 I have a higher callin', babe. 14 00:00:30,818 --> 00:00:32,501 I'm running for office! 15 00:00:34,833 --> 00:00:37,180 You're the one who tried to kill her husband. And it was a bust. 16 00:00:37,184 --> 00:00:38,555 And you're the one who helped. 17 00:00:39,827 --> 00:00:41,703 I heard everything. 18 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,271 Neil, it's not what you think. 19 00:00:45,728 --> 00:00:47,999 You're not gonna tell Kevin anything. 20 00:00:57,903 --> 00:00:59,710 Ah. What the hell are you doing? 21 00:00:59,715 --> 00:01:00,891 - You were choking her! - You were choking me! 22 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:03,188 I was not. I was trying to get my phone back. 23 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:04,393 You had your hands on my neck! 24 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,678 What the hell were you thinking? 25 00:01:05,683 --> 00:01:08,280 Oh, what? C-Come on. 26 00:01:08,285 --> 00:01:10,390 She's trying to play victim here? 27 00:01:10,395 --> 00:01:12,195 You tried to kill Kevin. 28 00:01:12,630 --> 00:01:14,110 Kevin! 29 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:15,734 You're insane. 30 00:01:16,362 --> 00:01:19,061 Everyone has to know. Kevin has to know. 31 00:01:19,456 --> 00:01:20,835 He has to. 32 00:01:21,284 --> 00:01:23,078 Oh, shit! 33 00:01:23,654 --> 00:01:25,080 Allison? 34 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,671 Oh, God. 35 00:01:26,902 --> 00:01:28,609 Oh, God. 36 00:01:29,467 --> 00:01:30,467 Allison?! 37 00:01:30,472 --> 00:01:32,273 Okay, okay. 38 00:01:33,046 --> 00:01:34,953 - Allison? - Okay. 39 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,226 We have to m-make it look 40 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:39,016 like none of this ever happened, okay? 41 00:01:39,021 --> 00:01:40,196 Like normal. 42 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:41,742 Normal? 43 00:01:42,083 --> 00:01:44,734 But this isn't normal. None of this is normal. 44 00:01:44,739 --> 00:01:46,351 I didn't know what to do. 45 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,401 So you kettled my brother? How does this help? 46 00:01:48,406 --> 00:01:49,668 Well, he's unconscious, right? 47 00:01:49,673 --> 00:01:51,196 Which means he's not talking. 48 00:01:51,201 --> 00:01:53,813 He's also not moving. What are we gonna do about this? 49 00:01:56,652 --> 00:01:58,054 Allison, hello?! 50 00:01:58,059 --> 00:01:59,712 I know, I know. 51 00:01:59,717 --> 00:02:01,843 Just please stop yelling, okay? 52 00:02:05,835 --> 00:02:07,835 Okay, I have a plan. I have a plan. 53 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,015 Give me your phone. 54 00:02:09,020 --> 00:02:10,673 - Why? - Give me your phone, okay? 55 00:02:12,505 --> 00:02:13,620 Who are you calling? 56 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:15,061 Why are you still yelling? 57 00:02:20,359 --> 00:02:21,708 Hi! 58 00:02:21,713 --> 00:02:23,845 Hi, hi, hi, this is Allison. 59 00:02:24,391 --> 00:02:27,437 Fine. Um, listen, I could really use your help 60 00:02:27,442 --> 00:02:29,879 with... something. 61 00:02:36,744 --> 00:02:41,744 Synced and corrected by QueenMaddie www.MY-SUBS.com 62 00:02:45,255 --> 00:02:46,635 Hey. 63 00:02:46,977 --> 00:02:48,762 I'm really sorry about all this. 64 00:02:50,633 --> 00:02:51,721 I know. 65 00:02:57,128 --> 00:02:59,002 We'll fix it together, okay? 66 00:02:59,682 --> 00:03:01,293 All of it. 67 00:03:04,431 --> 00:03:05,649 Okay. 68 00:03:05,654 --> 00:03:08,080 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 69 00:03:09,614 --> 00:03:11,550 Oh. 70 00:03:15,384 --> 00:03:16,965 - Hey. - Whoa. 71 00:03:16,970 --> 00:03:18,738 - Thank you. - No, I mean hey, 72 00:03:18,743 --> 00:03:20,760 hey, hey, Diane. 73 00:03:20,765 --> 00:03:22,652 I... You okay? 74 00:03:22,913 --> 00:03:24,425 Fine. 75 00:03:24,839 --> 00:03:26,928 Okay. 76 00:03:27,261 --> 00:03:30,221 Well, thank you for bringing the hand truck. 77 00:03:30,226 --> 00:03:31,837 Oh. 78 00:03:31,952 --> 00:03:33,496 Mm-hmm. 79 00:03:34,363 --> 00:03:35,972 Okay. 80 00:03:36,371 --> 00:03:37,965 Sure you're okay, D? 81 00:03:37,970 --> 00:03:41,408 Chuck's been cheating on me for 10 years. 82 00:03:41,488 --> 00:03:46,340 With Tanya Iacono from across the street. 83 00:03:46,345 --> 00:03:48,608 Oh, D, that... That is terrible. 84 00:03:48,613 --> 00:03:50,191 I am so sorry. 85 00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:52,824 Am I that much of an idiot? 86 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:55,737 No, no, no, no. 87 00:03:55,742 --> 00:04:00,481 Sh-She has this curly hair like Felicity. 88 00:04:02,407 --> 00:04:04,496 And she sells Avon. 89 00:04:04,530 --> 00:04:07,751 Has all those fancy creams. 90 00:04:08,101 --> 00:04:10,800 But, D, you... you have great hair, too, you know? 91 00:04:10,805 --> 00:04:12,416 You're... You're too good for him. 92 00:04:12,421 --> 00:04:13,730 You're better off without him, 93 00:04:13,735 --> 00:04:16,558 so just... Just kick him to the curb. 94 00:04:16,789 --> 00:04:18,051 Oh. 95 00:04:18,079 --> 00:04:19,707 Yeah, yeah. 96 00:04:21,183 --> 00:04:22,655 It's fine, it's fine. 97 00:04:22,660 --> 00:04:24,199 Just... to hell with him. 98 00:04:24,204 --> 00:04:25,379 - Yeah. - Right? 99 00:04:25,384 --> 00:04:26,994 The jerk can't even remember to... 100 00:04:26,999 --> 00:04:29,550 To drink water unless I remind him. 101 00:04:29,940 --> 00:04:31,496 He'll probably drop dead in a week. 102 00:04:31,501 --> 00:04:33,254 Oh, that's the spirit. 103 00:04:33,259 --> 00:04:34,707 Oh, hey, let's, uh... 104 00:04:34,712 --> 00:04:36,366 Let's go down the Seas for a few, huh? 105 00:04:36,378 --> 00:04:38,032 My treat? 106 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:39,543 Can I get a rain check? 107 00:04:39,548 --> 00:04:42,183 Um, 'cause I've been moving some furniture. 108 00:04:45,578 --> 00:04:47,189 - Okay. - Okay. 109 00:04:49,126 --> 00:04:50,954 - Okay, I'll just... - Alright. 110 00:04:50,959 --> 00:04:51,960 Bye. 111 00:04:59,935 --> 00:05:01,879 You have to keep him quiet. 112 00:05:01,884 --> 00:05:04,230 I'm sorry, I've never had a hostage before. 113 00:05:04,235 --> 00:05:05,863 I'm not great at it yet. 114 00:05:06,445 --> 00:05:09,274 I think it's technically kidnapping, not hostage taking. 115 00:05:09,405 --> 00:05:11,045 Are you serious? 116 00:05:12,233 --> 00:05:14,409 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, that's Kevin. 117 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:15,719 Oh, God. 118 00:05:18,782 --> 00:05:20,199 Hmm? 119 00:05:23,384 --> 00:05:25,496 Oh, God, what a night! 120 00:05:26,011 --> 00:05:28,840 It's like I was made for politicking. 121 00:05:28,845 --> 00:05:32,363 It's those meaty mitts. They're great for handshaking. 122 00:05:32,452 --> 00:05:34,497 I've always been told I'm ham-handed. 123 00:05:34,669 --> 00:05:36,558 Now I made it a positive. 124 00:05:37,372 --> 00:05:39,548 Ah, this belt is killin' me. 125 00:05:39,741 --> 00:05:41,787 Hey, think about it, though. 126 00:05:41,948 --> 00:05:44,342 If you win, you could make this town 127 00:05:44,347 --> 00:05:46,610 a much better place to live. 128 00:05:46,803 --> 00:05:48,066 For us. 129 00:05:48,071 --> 00:05:49,648 It's true. Think about it... 130 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:52,121 Parades, no speeding tickets, 131 00:05:52,126 --> 00:05:54,740 peeing outside any bar we damn well please! 132 00:05:57,483 --> 00:05:59,777 Hey! We have to get him out of here. 133 00:05:59,782 --> 00:06:01,132 Oh, yeah. 134 00:06:03,927 --> 00:06:06,321 That's it. I think this new City Councilman 135 00:06:06,326 --> 00:06:08,058 has earned himself a beer. 136 00:06:08,063 --> 00:06:09,254 No, hey... 137 00:06:09,843 --> 00:06:11,193 Oh... 138 00:06:11,386 --> 00:06:12,689 Lift with your legs. 139 00:06:12,693 --> 00:06:13,737 Lift at all. 140 00:06:13,742 --> 00:06:15,652 I am. Come on. 141 00:06:15,657 --> 00:06:18,703 We got to focus. This thing isn't yours yet. 142 00:06:18,708 --> 00:06:20,840 They're picking the candidate this week. 143 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,524 So step one... we got to get your name out there. 144 00:06:23,529 --> 00:06:25,863 Hmm. Oh, I still got that bullhorn. 145 00:06:25,868 --> 00:06:27,653 Remember when we protested the grand opening 146 00:06:27,658 --> 00:06:30,590 of that new vegan barbecue place? Ugh! 147 00:06:31,515 --> 00:06:34,553 No, we're gonna go full "Mad Men" on this. 148 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:37,886 We're gonna come up with an incredible TV ad campaign 149 00:06:37,891 --> 00:06:40,171 and day drink. 150 00:06:40,571 --> 00:06:42,007 We have two days. 151 00:06:45,282 --> 00:06:47,632 You mean like an adad? 152 00:06:47,942 --> 00:06:50,510 Yes. Something awesome? 153 00:06:50,515 --> 00:06:51,764 Like my very own... 154 00:06:51,769 --> 00:06:53,639 ♪ Maybe it's Maybelline ♪ 155 00:06:54,291 --> 00:06:56,250 But tougher? 156 00:06:56,849 --> 00:06:57,981 No! 157 00:06:57,986 --> 00:07:00,952 Hell yes. I'm Kevin McRoberts, 158 00:07:00,957 --> 00:07:03,809 and I approve that message! 159 00:07:06,082 --> 00:07:08,053 Thin much? 160 00:07:16,357 --> 00:07:17,636 Okay. 161 00:07:18,696 --> 00:07:19,722 Okay what? 162 00:07:19,727 --> 00:07:20,902 What are we gonna... 163 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:22,082 How we gonna deal with this? 164 00:07:22,087 --> 00:07:23,426 How's he gonna go to the bathroom? 165 00:07:23,430 --> 00:07:24,822 I don't know yet. 166 00:07:27,435 --> 00:07:29,690 He knows. Everything. 167 00:07:29,695 --> 00:07:30,737 No, he doesn't know everything. 168 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:32,395 And Nick is alive. 169 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,320 This whole thing, when it was just the two of us, 170 00:07:34,325 --> 00:07:36,018 I-I don't know. 171 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:38,939 It seemed reasonable, justifiable. 172 00:07:38,944 --> 00:07:40,206 But it wasn't, and it's not. 173 00:07:40,211 --> 00:07:42,213 He knows, Allison, and now he's tied up 174 00:07:42,218 --> 00:07:43,564 and bleeding, and we did that, too. 175 00:07:43,568 --> 00:07:44,995 Okay. 176 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,089 Look, this is bad. 177 00:07:47,094 --> 00:07:48,400 It is. 178 00:07:48,405 --> 00:07:50,465 But at least we bought ourselves some time. 179 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,472 Hey? We'll figure it out. 180 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:57,745 I just... 181 00:07:57,750 --> 00:07:59,317 need some more time. 182 00:08:27,212 --> 00:08:28,431 Oh, God. 183 00:08:28,436 --> 00:08:29,524 What time is it? 184 00:08:29,529 --> 00:08:31,087 I have no idea. 185 00:08:31,567 --> 00:08:34,222 Can't tell if it's been 20 minutes or 8 hours. 186 00:08:34,417 --> 00:08:35,517 Oh, God. 187 00:08:35,522 --> 00:08:37,712 Oh, no, Kevin must be up by now. 188 00:08:38,361 --> 00:08:39,572 Ugh. 189 00:08:47,268 --> 00:08:48,791 What are you doing? 190 00:08:49,078 --> 00:08:50,642 I went for a run. 191 00:08:51,496 --> 00:08:53,976 I got up early, and I went for a run. 192 00:08:57,950 --> 00:08:59,343 You're leaving me here to deal... 193 00:08:59,348 --> 00:09:01,704 No, no, no, no. I'll be right back, okay? 194 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,015 I promise. 195 00:09:21,890 --> 00:09:24,384 Finally, you kiss a baby 196 00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:26,649 you dump the baby, turn to camera, 197 00:09:27,344 --> 00:09:29,024 say you approve this message 198 00:09:29,029 --> 00:09:31,313 because your name is Kevin McRoberts. 199 00:09:31,318 --> 00:09:33,363 Boom! 200 00:09:33,586 --> 00:09:35,165 I don't know, Dad. 201 00:09:35,170 --> 00:09:37,540 What don't you know? Well, that's your name, son. 202 00:09:38,477 --> 00:09:41,204 I know, but this ad has... Has no pomp, 203 00:09:41,209 --> 00:09:43,102 It has no whimsy. 204 00:09:43,726 --> 00:09:46,017 A-And you did all these drawings? 205 00:09:46,022 --> 00:09:48,024 - Yeah. - Dad, they're terrible. 206 00:09:49,662 --> 00:09:52,369 Look, this town has to believe you're a serious candidate. 207 00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:53,876 Serious candidate? 208 00:09:53,881 --> 00:09:57,227 Dad, the only thing serious about me is my heart condition. 209 00:10:00,826 --> 00:10:02,649 I went for a run. 210 00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:04,995 How many miles? 211 00:10:05,211 --> 00:10:06,387 Two. 212 00:10:08,006 --> 00:10:09,751 But, hey, I'm glad that you're here, 213 00:10:09,756 --> 00:10:11,782 because now you can hear the new jingle 214 00:10:11,787 --> 00:10:14,007 that I wrote for the campaign. 215 00:10:14,012 --> 00:10:16,145 - ♪ Ke... ♪ - No. 216 00:10:16,150 --> 00:10:18,630 Kev, we got to get this right. 217 00:10:18,875 --> 00:10:20,821 It's true. In two days, 218 00:10:20,826 --> 00:10:22,743 the mayor is hand-picking the next candidate. 219 00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:24,887 And if the rumors of his fetish are true, 220 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,735 he's also feet-picking. 221 00:10:27,936 --> 00:10:31,673 You're... You're being seriously considered for public office? 222 00:10:31,685 --> 00:10:34,274 Absolutely! I'm gonna be like... 223 00:10:34,279 --> 00:10:37,279 Like an influencer, but for politicking. 224 00:10:37,790 --> 00:10:39,321 What do you call that? 225 00:10:39,926 --> 00:10:41,204 Politician. 226 00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:44,813 And... And so this election, it's... 227 00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:46,559 Here to stay, baby! 228 00:10:46,564 --> 00:10:50,134 Like that mole on my hip that I refuse to get looked at. 229 00:10:50,403 --> 00:10:52,571 I nicknamed it Neil. 230 00:10:53,387 --> 00:10:55,606 Speaking of, where is Neil, anyway? 231 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:58,788 Neil? Neil... Neil? Neil? Neil? Uh... 232 00:11:00,418 --> 00:11:02,332 Has he not been around? 233 00:11:02,337 --> 00:11:04,615 I just assumed the world got quieter. 234 00:11:05,725 --> 00:11:08,360 It is a rough ride clinging to coattails, 235 00:11:08,365 --> 00:11:12,107 but that is his job as my best friend to hang on. 236 00:11:12,112 --> 00:11:13,592 Maybe I need to go remind him of that 237 00:11:13,597 --> 00:11:15,321 in the form of a purple nurple. 238 00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:16,798 Oh, no, no, because, you know, 239 00:11:16,803 --> 00:11:19,267 Patty said that he got food poisoning. 240 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:22,977 I guess he has that one plate that he uses over and over. 241 00:11:23,742 --> 00:11:25,636 Ah, yep, the blue one. 242 00:11:26,888 --> 00:11:29,369 Son, he's a distraction, alright? 243 00:11:29,374 --> 00:11:30,723 We've got to get focused. 244 00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:33,852 Got to get serious. You got to get thick shoes 245 00:11:33,857 --> 00:11:36,173 that won't be punctured by stray needles. 246 00:11:36,945 --> 00:11:39,821 We're going to the vacant lot to shoot this political ad! 247 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,843 Aw, man, Neil is gonna be bummed. 248 00:11:43,848 --> 00:11:45,502 He loves that place. 249 00:12:02,505 --> 00:12:04,704 I've never hurt him before. 250 00:12:07,070 --> 00:12:08,593 Hey. 251 00:12:08,598 --> 00:12:11,665 Hey, if you need a reminder of what he did... 252 00:12:13,571 --> 00:12:14,789 Jesus. 253 00:12:19,420 --> 00:12:21,509 You were basically saving my life. 254 00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:33,454 Oh, God. 255 00:12:33,459 --> 00:12:35,923 Okay, we have to get him to a doctor. 256 00:12:35,928 --> 00:12:37,582 What, what? What? 257 00:12:37,587 --> 00:12:39,712 That might be really bad. I have no idea. 258 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,414 No. Hey. Hey. 259 00:12:41,419 --> 00:12:43,610 He's awake. He's alert. 260 00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:46,423 Watching all of "ER" does not make you a doctor. 261 00:12:46,428 --> 00:12:49,155 I don't like this situation either, okay? 262 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,280 But we can't let him out until we know he'll be quiet. 263 00:12:54,011 --> 00:12:55,709 And how are we gonna do that? 264 00:12:55,721 --> 00:12:57,419 I don't know. I don't... 265 00:12:57,627 --> 00:12:59,983 Blackmail? I don't... We'll figure it out, okay? 266 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,772 No, no. 267 00:13:02,176 --> 00:13:03,917 We have to do something now. 268 00:13:03,922 --> 00:13:05,010 Reason with him. 269 00:13:05,015 --> 00:13:06,412 Reason? With Neil? 270 00:13:06,417 --> 00:13:08,717 Yeah. He's not a complete idiot. 271 00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:10,593 He just wants you to think he is. 272 00:13:10,598 --> 00:13:11,920 Why? 273 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,116 Because... then you pay his rent 274 00:13:14,121 --> 00:13:15,905 and bail him out for 30 years. 275 00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:20,582 - Wait, wait. What... - Trust me. 276 00:13:20,947 --> 00:13:22,645 This place is a vault. 277 00:13:27,628 --> 00:13:29,151 - Bitch. - Great start. 278 00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:31,452 Okay, okay. 279 00:13:32,364 --> 00:13:33,931 Neil. 280 00:13:37,028 --> 00:13:38,465 This is a misunderstanding. 281 00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:40,952 - A misunderstanding? - Uh-huh. 282 00:13:40,965 --> 00:13:43,296 Um, hello?! 283 00:13:43,301 --> 00:13:45,261 You think I buy that I'm tied up with a head wound 284 00:13:45,266 --> 00:13:47,413 'cause I, what, heard you wrong? 285 00:13:47,418 --> 00:13:49,072 - No. - Yes. 286 00:13:49,077 --> 00:13:50,725 It's 'cause you were choking Allison. 287 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,512 No, no, no, you would've just called the cops, 288 00:13:52,516 --> 00:13:54,300 not whatever the hell this is. 289 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:58,009 You tried to kill Kevin. 290 00:14:01,826 --> 00:14:02,826 - Fine. - No... 291 00:14:02,831 --> 00:14:04,920 Okay, but there were circumstances, 292 00:14:04,925 --> 00:14:07,936 and it was a terrible momentary thing, and it's over. 293 00:14:08,650 --> 00:14:10,478 It's done. 294 00:14:10,774 --> 00:14:12,863 Oh, like I'm just gonna believe you? 295 00:14:13,047 --> 00:14:14,396 Look at what you did to me. 296 00:14:14,401 --> 00:14:15,750 Well, look what you did to me. 297 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,231 Oh, that's the same as trying to kill someone? 298 00:14:17,235 --> 00:14:19,069 It's all bad, okay? 299 00:14:19,074 --> 00:14:21,108 And I can't believe you helped her. 300 00:14:21,362 --> 00:14:24,060 I thought you were one of us, but this? 301 00:14:24,543 --> 00:14:26,210 You're clearly nuts. 302 00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:28,835 I always knew you'd take after Mom. 303 00:14:29,407 --> 00:14:31,778 - Ow! - You're a useless piece of shit 304 00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:32,915 - just like Dad! - Okay. 305 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,337 - You hear me?! - Okay. Okay. 306 00:14:34,342 --> 00:14:35,986 Ah! Ow! 307 00:14:41,586 --> 00:14:44,632 Neil. Think about it. 308 00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:48,993 Kevin's, like, running for public office. 309 00:14:49,649 --> 00:14:51,783 He's a public figure now. 310 00:14:52,681 --> 00:14:55,509 So it'd be suicide for us to try anything. 311 00:14:56,494 --> 00:14:58,111 Right? 312 00:14:59,423 --> 00:15:00,533 Right? 313 00:15:00,538 --> 00:15:01,713 Yes, ri... Yes. Yes. 314 00:15:01,718 --> 00:15:03,454 Yes. Right. 315 00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:07,337 Okay. So you're done trying to kill my best friend. 316 00:15:07,342 --> 00:15:10,034 Congrats. You still tried once! 317 00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:12,986 Who's... 318 00:15:12,991 --> 00:15:14,122 Help! 319 00:15:14,127 --> 00:15:16,079 No! Oh! Shh, shh, shh! Help! Help! 320 00:15:16,084 --> 00:15:18,869 Shut up! Okay. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. 321 00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:20,041 You said this place was a vault. 322 00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:22,509 It is, but now's not a good time to test that. 323 00:15:25,428 --> 00:15:26,690 Hey. 324 00:15:26,857 --> 00:15:28,368 Hey. 325 00:15:28,948 --> 00:15:30,767 Isn't that what you wore last night? 326 00:15:31,393 --> 00:15:33,118 Mm, yeah. 327 00:15:33,505 --> 00:15:35,333 I fell asleep on the couch. 328 00:15:35,338 --> 00:15:36,861 Just woke up. 329 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:40,108 - Are you ready? - Ready for... 330 00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,315 Don't you have a couple porch chairs 331 00:15:41,319 --> 00:15:43,618 you Tom-Sawyered me into putting together with you? 332 00:15:44,594 --> 00:15:46,024 I mean, you said "with." 333 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,724 I assume you meant "for." 334 00:15:49,272 --> 00:15:50,665 I'm... I'm sorry. 335 00:15:50,670 --> 00:15:52,977 I, uh... I completely spaced. 336 00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:56,390 The truth is, is I'm... I'm not feeling very well. 337 00:15:56,395 --> 00:15:57,916 Oh, is that why you slept on the couch? 338 00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,226 Yeah, mm-hmm. 339 00:15:59,231 --> 00:16:01,509 Sorry. But you're in luck, 340 00:16:01,514 --> 00:16:03,837 because I heat up chicken noodle soup real well. 341 00:16:03,842 --> 00:16:04,900 Mostly because I add extra pasta... 342 00:16:04,904 --> 00:16:08,298 Soup sounds great, but let's not be here. 343 00:16:08,303 --> 00:16:09,743 - Let's go out. - Are you sure? 344 00:16:09,748 --> 00:16:12,011 - I mean, if you're sick... - No, no. 345 00:16:12,016 --> 00:16:13,583 Going out will do me good. 346 00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:15,274 Fresh air and all that. 347 00:16:15,279 --> 00:16:18,146 Why don't you go keep warming the car, and I'll... 348 00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,152 I'll be there in a few minutes 349 00:16:19,156 --> 00:16:21,181 after I, you know... pbht! 350 00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:24,350 I don't know. I kind of like this look even more day two. 351 00:16:24,355 --> 00:16:26,284 Shut up. I'll be right out. I... 352 00:16:34,089 --> 00:16:35,603 - Help! - Shh! 353 00:16:35,615 --> 00:16:36,878 It's Tammy. 354 00:16:36,883 --> 00:16:38,704 - Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! - Shut up. 355 00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:40,188 Is she gone? 356 00:16:40,528 --> 00:16:42,399 I-I told her I was sick 357 00:16:42,404 --> 00:16:43,663 and I'd go out for soup or something. 358 00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:45,212 I don't know, I think I blacked out. 359 00:16:45,957 --> 00:16:47,829 How the hell am I dating a cop? 360 00:16:48,271 --> 00:16:51,861 Okay, no, no, it's good to get her away from here, okay? 361 00:16:51,866 --> 00:16:53,900 So you keep her happy. I'll stay here. 362 00:16:54,315 --> 00:16:56,056 Are you sure? 363 00:16:56,303 --> 00:16:57,903 I don't want to leave you alone with him. 364 00:16:57,908 --> 00:16:59,748 It's fine, it's fine. I'll... I'll work on him. 365 00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:01,337 I'll try to fix it. 366 00:17:01,342 --> 00:17:03,681 Okay. I'll be quick. 367 00:17:03,686 --> 00:17:04,949 Okay. 368 00:17:04,954 --> 00:17:07,261 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 369 00:17:07,266 --> 00:17:08,761 Please. 370 00:17:13,390 --> 00:17:15,744 I really am sorry about all this. 371 00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:17,744 No, I really am. 372 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,322 I didn't know what to do. It just got out of hand. 373 00:17:42,054 --> 00:17:43,507 What? 374 00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:47,257 Does Patty pay your rent? 375 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:49,546 It was our parents' duplex. 376 00:17:49,551 --> 00:17:51,162 No, but the mortgage. 377 00:17:51,252 --> 00:17:53,757 She has to, right? 'Cause you can't hold down a job 378 00:17:53,762 --> 00:17:55,179 for more than a couple of weeks. 379 00:17:55,184 --> 00:17:57,453 It's not my fault. I get overwhelmed. 380 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,289 Oh. Right. 381 00:18:02,138 --> 00:18:04,101 And everything else? 382 00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:07,937 Does Kevin pay for everything else? 383 00:18:09,705 --> 00:18:11,320 But how? 384 00:18:11,807 --> 00:18:15,071 I can't even get him to put gas in his own car. 385 00:18:15,241 --> 00:18:16,721 He never does anything I want him to. 386 00:18:16,726 --> 00:18:18,273 Why would he? 387 00:18:18,687 --> 00:18:22,735 You know how often you say, "But, Kevin"? 388 00:18:22,889 --> 00:18:24,369 - Okay. - We made a drinking game 389 00:18:24,374 --> 00:18:27,398 out of it last St Paddy's day. I blacked out. 390 00:18:27,403 --> 00:18:30,276 Well, you also took a header off Turtle Boy, 391 00:18:30,281 --> 00:18:32,283 and Kevin laughed till he puked, 392 00:18:32,288 --> 00:18:34,246 so it was a great day. 393 00:18:34,266 --> 00:18:38,937 You're always trying to make him do stuff or not do stuff. 394 00:18:38,942 --> 00:18:40,813 But when has nagging him ever worked? 395 00:18:45,775 --> 00:18:47,351 Never. 396 00:18:55,543 --> 00:18:57,515 So that's why you tried to kill him? 397 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,887 'Cause he doesn't care when you whine? 398 00:19:10,422 --> 00:19:13,226 Maybe he doesn't care when I whine, 399 00:19:13,231 --> 00:19:15,930 but he laughs when you bleed. 400 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,617 Oh, come on. 401 00:19:24,579 --> 00:19:26,407 Maybe someday you'll see that. 402 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,115 Order up. 403 00:19:38,236 --> 00:19:39,977 Isn't this place great? 404 00:19:40,225 --> 00:19:43,663 It has zero charm, which is of course my type. 405 00:19:49,796 --> 00:19:51,175 Hey. 406 00:19:52,348 --> 00:19:53,871 You feeling okay? 407 00:19:55,258 --> 00:19:58,019 I'm sorry. I, uh, um... 408 00:19:59,028 --> 00:20:02,121 I thought getting out of the house would help, but maybe... 409 00:20:02,579 --> 00:20:04,625 maybe this was a bad idea. 410 00:20:04,888 --> 00:20:06,706 Were you up all night? 411 00:20:07,298 --> 00:20:09,097 Pretty much. 412 00:20:09,327 --> 00:20:10,816 Maybe I just go back with you. 413 00:20:10,821 --> 00:20:12,127 No. 414 00:20:12,132 --> 00:20:14,744 No. It's fine. 415 00:20:14,898 --> 00:20:17,324 It's terrible being sick and alone. 416 00:20:17,329 --> 00:20:19,984 I wasn't alone. Allison came by a few times. 417 00:20:19,989 --> 00:20:21,077 Mm. 418 00:20:27,979 --> 00:20:30,128 I know you don't like her. 419 00:20:30,922 --> 00:20:32,881 But you don't really know her. 420 00:20:32,986 --> 00:20:34,509 Do you? 421 00:20:34,514 --> 00:20:36,211 Know her or like her? 422 00:20:36,367 --> 00:20:37,464 Either. 423 00:20:38,079 --> 00:20:39,515 Yeah. 424 00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:41,481 I mean, it... 425 00:20:41,486 --> 00:20:43,401 It's just like you with Bram. 426 00:20:43,783 --> 00:20:45,002 I don't get it at all, 427 00:20:45,007 --> 00:20:46,922 but you cut that guy all kinds of slack. 428 00:20:46,927 --> 00:20:49,144 - He's my partner. - Yeah, and she and I 429 00:20:49,149 --> 00:20:50,886 are around each other a lot. 430 00:20:50,891 --> 00:20:53,402 We put up with the same idiots all day. 431 00:20:54,076 --> 00:20:56,566 I don't know. I mean, she looks out for me. 432 00:20:56,571 --> 00:20:58,113 I look out for her. 433 00:20:58,384 --> 00:21:00,169 If you say so. 434 00:21:00,463 --> 00:21:01,725 I do. 435 00:21:06,186 --> 00:21:07,927 Order up. 436 00:21:10,490 --> 00:21:11,927 Excuse me. 437 00:21:13,846 --> 00:21:15,743 Oh, good, you're home. 438 00:21:15,748 --> 00:21:17,094 I need you to look at something. 439 00:21:17,099 --> 00:21:18,672 No, I am not doing that again. 440 00:21:18,684 --> 00:21:20,991 Just get a hand mirror and lift your legs over your head. 441 00:21:20,996 --> 00:21:24,651 No, my dad just sent over the rough cut of our political ad. 442 00:21:24,656 --> 00:21:28,312 I need the opinion of the... uninformed public. 443 00:21:28,728 --> 00:21:30,295 Please sit. 444 00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:32,432 Kev, after what happened, 445 00:21:32,437 --> 00:21:34,141 isn't it a lot to put ourselves through? 446 00:21:34,146 --> 00:21:35,829 It's not a lot, babe. 447 00:21:35,834 --> 00:21:37,516 It's only a 30-second ad. 448 00:21:37,521 --> 00:21:38,970 No, I mean this whole election thing. 449 00:21:38,974 --> 00:21:40,801 It's... It's... It's too much. 450 00:21:40,806 --> 00:21:42,813 It's not too much, I promise. 451 00:21:42,818 --> 00:21:44,037 We... We'll fund-raise. 452 00:21:44,042 --> 00:21:45,626 It won't cost us a thing. 453 00:21:45,631 --> 00:21:46,844 But, Kevin! 454 00:21:46,856 --> 00:21:48,640 "But, Kev-i-i-in." 455 00:21:51,607 --> 00:21:53,130 Never mind. 456 00:21:53,363 --> 00:21:54,680 Let's watch the ad. 457 00:21:54,685 --> 00:21:56,644 - Yeah? - Yeah. 458 00:21:57,054 --> 00:21:58,988 Hi, I'm Kevin McRoberts, 459 00:21:58,993 --> 00:22:02,145 everyday hero. And I, Kevin McRoberts, 460 00:22:02,150 --> 00:22:03,940 am running for City Council. 461 00:22:03,945 --> 00:22:07,687 That's Kevin McRoberts... K-E-V-I-N, 462 00:22:07,692 --> 00:22:09,979 big "M," little "c," big "R," 463 00:22:09,984 --> 00:22:12,915 little "o," little "b," little "e"... 464 00:22:14,107 --> 00:22:15,597 Why'd you pause it? 465 00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:17,734 You didn't watch me finish spelling. 466 00:22:17,739 --> 00:22:20,050 Well, I know how it ends. 467 00:22:20,344 --> 00:22:23,268 I'm... I'm just worried that this ad, it... 468 00:22:23,273 --> 00:22:25,275 It isn't you. 469 00:22:25,604 --> 00:22:29,448 How do you mean? Dad says it's all about name recognition. 470 00:22:29,453 --> 00:22:31,128 That's my name. 471 00:22:31,691 --> 00:22:33,737 No, I mean it just doesn't... 472 00:22:34,297 --> 00:22:36,952 capture how awesome you really are. 473 00:22:37,091 --> 00:22:38,266 Bro. 474 00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:43,698 Call me absolutely insane... 475 00:22:44,195 --> 00:22:46,545 but you might actually be right! 476 00:22:46,550 --> 00:22:49,145 You know, when Dad was story-boarding it out, 477 00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:50,412 I did feel a little... 478 00:22:50,417 --> 00:22:52,496 Like a... Like a weenie little pansy boy 479 00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:54,808 - got dressed up by his daddy. - Okay, okay. 480 00:22:54,813 --> 00:22:57,870 You need to show your voters who you really are, 481 00:22:57,882 --> 00:23:01,973 your authentic... kickass self, 482 00:23:02,242 --> 00:23:05,159 and they'll remember you forever. 483 00:23:06,509 --> 00:23:07,784 Forever? 484 00:23:08,828 --> 00:23:11,564 Or at least until they vote. 485 00:23:13,214 --> 00:23:15,346 Yeah, but how would we finish it in time? 486 00:23:15,351 --> 00:23:18,659 The ad's due to Local Access 37 by tomorrow. 487 00:23:19,409 --> 00:23:20,759 I'll help you. 488 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,286 Last time you said that, you grabbed the wheel, 489 00:23:23,291 --> 00:23:25,745 and I crashed into a fire hydrant. 490 00:23:26,971 --> 00:23:29,365 Instead of a crowd of children. 491 00:23:31,595 --> 00:23:33,909 That's it. It's settled. 492 00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:35,597 You and me, babe, we are gonna 493 00:23:35,602 --> 00:23:37,691 make a political ad together! 494 00:23:37,696 --> 00:23:40,742 Okay. Let's get our creative juices flowing. 495 00:23:40,747 --> 00:23:42,933 Okay, okay, let's brainstorm. 496 00:23:42,938 --> 00:23:44,940 Oh, no, no, that's what I call pounding beers 497 00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:46,643 and ripping shots. 498 00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:48,214 Of course. 499 00:23:48,770 --> 00:23:50,248 I'm in. 500 00:23:50,902 --> 00:23:53,296 Yes! Here you go. 501 00:23:53,301 --> 00:23:57,305 Let's introduce this town to the authentic Kevin McRoberts. 502 00:24:02,251 --> 00:24:05,053 And this time, they're staying down! 503 00:24:07,403 --> 00:24:08,796 Allison? 504 00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:12,731 Allison? 505 00:24:23,405 --> 00:24:24,577 What happened? Where's Allison? 506 00:24:24,581 --> 00:24:26,131 She ran out of here right after you. 507 00:24:26,136 --> 00:24:27,404 She did? Why? 508 00:24:27,416 --> 00:24:31,029 She's with Kevin, probably trying to kill him again. 509 00:24:31,578 --> 00:24:33,482 What the hell is she thinking? 510 00:24:33,602 --> 00:24:35,803 What the hell are you thinking? 511 00:24:36,955 --> 00:24:38,428 No. 512 00:24:40,258 --> 00:24:41,564 Don't start. 513 00:24:41,802 --> 00:24:43,552 Don't start that guilt-tripping crap. 514 00:24:43,557 --> 00:24:45,298 Oh, it's crap? 515 00:24:45,476 --> 00:24:46,951 Look at all this. 516 00:24:46,956 --> 00:24:48,762 - Ugh. - I don't know why I'm bothering 517 00:24:48,774 --> 00:24:52,343 to try and make you care, because she won't let me go, 518 00:24:52,348 --> 00:24:54,524 and you do what she says, no questions asked. 519 00:24:54,529 --> 00:24:56,857 - That's not true. - Oh, please. 520 00:24:56,862 --> 00:24:58,623 I've been watching you two. 521 00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:01,826 She says "we" all the time like you're in this together, 522 00:25:01,831 --> 00:25:04,878 but, Patty, where is she? 523 00:25:05,165 --> 00:25:07,834 You do the work, and she calls the shots. 524 00:25:08,412 --> 00:25:11,654 So why waste my time trying to get you to help me, Trish? 525 00:25:11,659 --> 00:25:13,482 Don't call me that. 526 00:25:13,487 --> 00:25:17,537 But Lisa Fazzolari called you that your entire junior year. 527 00:25:17,542 --> 00:25:19,251 That girl kept failing her driver's test, 528 00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:21,476 and you'd chauffeur her everywhere, 529 00:25:21,481 --> 00:25:23,567 once to a party that you weren't even invited to, right? 530 00:25:23,571 --> 00:25:24,833 Shut up. 531 00:25:25,019 --> 00:25:26,890 You just sat outside keeping the car warm, 532 00:25:26,895 --> 00:25:29,271 but this is even more pathetic. 533 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,205 I don't care what you think. 534 00:25:37,677 --> 00:25:39,809 You had your hands on her. 535 00:25:40,168 --> 00:25:42,345 What excuse could you possibly have? 536 00:25:42,350 --> 00:25:44,603 It was an accident. Every report card I ever got 537 00:25:44,608 --> 00:25:45,736 said I don't know my own strength. 538 00:25:45,740 --> 00:25:47,176 And it was bullshit then. 539 00:25:47,181 --> 00:25:49,444 She tried to kill someone. 540 00:25:52,076 --> 00:25:53,509 I could argue it was self "offense." 541 00:25:53,513 --> 00:25:55,549 Oh, God. Just stop. 542 00:25:56,465 --> 00:25:58,174 Jesus. 543 00:25:59,069 --> 00:26:00,299 She's... 544 00:26:01,598 --> 00:26:03,817 - That is no victim. - Neil. 545 00:26:03,894 --> 00:26:05,983 Neil. 546 00:26:11,897 --> 00:26:13,538 Neil. 547 00:26:37,838 --> 00:26:39,535 Patty? 548 00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:40,964 No, no, no. 549 00:26:42,803 --> 00:26:44,370 Patty! 550 00:26:46,406 --> 00:26:48,277 Patty? 551 00:26:48,478 --> 00:26:49,870 Patty! 552 00:26:53,292 --> 00:26:55,167 What happened? Did he get out? 553 00:26:55,172 --> 00:26:56,660 No. 554 00:26:56,893 --> 00:26:58,488 I let him out. 555 00:26:58,946 --> 00:27:01,644 - What are you talking about? - I brought him to the hospital. 556 00:27:01,813 --> 00:27:03,728 - W-Why? - I had to. 557 00:27:03,992 --> 00:27:06,644 Whatever happens, happens, but having him sedated in there 558 00:27:06,649 --> 00:27:08,389 is better than dead in my basement. 559 00:27:08,394 --> 00:27:10,219 Well, I didn't want him dead in your basement, either, 560 00:27:10,223 --> 00:27:12,785 but we could have found another way. 561 00:27:13,189 --> 00:27:14,644 Why didn't you trust me? 562 00:27:14,649 --> 00:27:16,738 I couldn't wait for you to realize this is serious. 563 00:27:16,743 --> 00:27:18,527 Oh, you think I don't know that? 564 00:27:18,532 --> 00:27:20,925 I didn't want to hurt him. I didn't want any of this. 565 00:27:21,077 --> 00:27:23,775 - But also... - Stop showing off the bruise. 566 00:27:23,789 --> 00:27:26,270 Yes, Neil did that, 567 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,399 but you're not just some victim. 568 00:27:28,686 --> 00:27:30,558 He's gonna talk when he wakes up. 569 00:27:30,563 --> 00:27:31,782 Maybe he should. 570 00:27:32,060 --> 00:27:33,235 What? 571 00:27:35,185 --> 00:27:36,652 I hope not. 572 00:27:37,706 --> 00:27:41,527 And I'll figure something out, but I'll figure it out alone. 573 00:27:41,799 --> 00:27:43,975 You don't have to figure it out alone. 574 00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:47,666 Why did you leave? 575 00:27:47,985 --> 00:27:50,117 You left Neil in the basement. 576 00:27:50,122 --> 00:27:52,124 What were you doing with Kevin tonight? 577 00:27:56,306 --> 00:27:58,133 After everything that's happened, 578 00:27:58,138 --> 00:27:59,917 you're still trying to kill him? 579 00:27:59,922 --> 00:28:03,449 No, I just... I can't have him in this election. 580 00:28:03,454 --> 00:28:06,433 Can you imagine him in any position of power? Come on. 581 00:28:06,438 --> 00:28:08,855 I'm not an idiot, okay? 582 00:28:09,493 --> 00:28:11,347 Don't you just assume that I'll go along 583 00:28:11,352 --> 00:28:12,699 with whatever you say, on your side, 584 00:28:12,703 --> 00:28:14,226 no questions asked. 585 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:19,083 You want him out so that you can try to run him over 586 00:28:19,088 --> 00:28:21,230 or force feed him Oxys and no one will care. 587 00:28:21,235 --> 00:28:23,550 He'll be... He'll be nobody. 588 00:28:24,663 --> 00:28:27,187 Patty, I'm sorry, okay? 589 00:28:27,241 --> 00:28:29,200 But I had to do this tonight. 590 00:28:29,486 --> 00:28:31,706 And it's done, I think. 591 00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:33,386 So I am here. 592 00:28:33,848 --> 00:28:37,542 I'm not gonna make you try to figure this out by yourself, okay? 593 00:28:37,547 --> 00:28:39,853 I really, I... I am here. 594 00:28:43,403 --> 00:28:44,824 No. 595 00:28:46,079 --> 00:28:48,081 No, you're not. 596 00:28:48,134 --> 00:28:49,699 Not anymore. 597 00:28:51,443 --> 00:28:53,967 Just take care of yourself, alright? 598 00:28:54,277 --> 00:28:55,831 And I'll do the same. 599 00:29:33,179 --> 00:29:35,170 Dad, Allison, come in here! 600 00:29:35,175 --> 00:29:37,444 The ad airs in like 30 seconds! 601 00:29:37,508 --> 00:29:40,459 I'm exhausted, I'm hungover, and this is all I'm living for. 602 00:29:40,464 --> 00:29:42,139 I thank you for your support. 603 00:29:42,144 --> 00:29:44,576 I'm so excited. My pulse is racing. 604 00:29:44,581 --> 00:29:46,692 Have 911 pre-dialed. 605 00:29:46,697 --> 00:29:48,397 Shoot, I wanted to tape this. 606 00:29:48,402 --> 00:29:49,968 Oh, no. Don't worry. I called the station. 607 00:29:49,972 --> 00:29:51,365 The campaign bought 40 spots. 608 00:29:51,370 --> 00:29:52,981 They'll be airing over and over all day. 609 00:29:52,986 --> 00:29:54,194 Shh, shh, shh. 610 00:29:54,199 --> 00:29:55,623 My ad is on. 611 00:29:55,978 --> 00:29:57,592 Wild Dude! 612 00:29:59,734 --> 00:30:02,127 He is a cool dude. 613 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,577 He shoots the bad dudes. 614 00:30:08,651 --> 00:30:11,029 The Worcester Wild Dude! 615 00:30:11,034 --> 00:30:12,849 - Is that the mayor? - Yeah. 616 00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:16,108 Yeah. I heard that he plays darts, and Allison thought 617 00:30:16,113 --> 00:30:18,170 that this might signal to him that we could be bros. 618 00:30:18,175 --> 00:30:19,873 Bros, yeah, bros. 619 00:30:20,047 --> 00:30:22,180 The Worcester Wild Dude! 620 00:30:26,297 --> 00:30:27,639 Where the hell is my ad? 621 00:30:27,644 --> 00:30:30,326 Uh, scrapped for authenticity. 622 00:30:31,007 --> 00:30:33,818 That was awesome. 623 00:30:33,823 --> 00:30:35,695 Now I guess we just, uh, sit back 624 00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:38,647 and wait for my political star to rise. 625 00:30:39,386 --> 00:30:41,983 Kevin, what happened to messaging? 626 00:30:41,988 --> 00:30:44,436 Assertive pointing? Name recognition? 627 00:30:44,441 --> 00:30:48,406 Uh, Dad, I'm pretty sure people will remember me after that. 628 00:30:49,725 --> 00:30:51,717 You didn't say your real name once! 629 00:30:54,077 --> 00:30:55,779 It's the mayor. 630 00:30:55,784 --> 00:30:58,631 Uh, excuse me while I retire to my office. 631 00:30:58,636 --> 00:31:01,944 Kevin "Worcester Wild Dude" McRoberts at your service. 632 00:31:04,007 --> 00:31:07,141 I knew I should have stayed out of politics after Whitewater. 633 00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:08,953 The Clinton scandal? 634 00:31:09,273 --> 00:31:10,883 No, I went rafting with Gerald Ford. 635 00:31:10,888 --> 00:31:12,888 The boat flipped. I had to give him mouth-to-mouth. 636 00:31:17,238 --> 00:31:18,936 - What's up? - I'm out of the race. 637 00:31:18,941 --> 00:31:20,209 No! 638 00:31:20,214 --> 00:31:22,014 No... 639 00:31:22,019 --> 00:31:25,109 And he's filing a restraining order against me. 640 00:31:25,299 --> 00:31:27,748 Just like Jeff Probst did against Neil. 641 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,897 Ugh, they booted me from my destiny. 642 00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:33,849 You nailed the mayor in the eye! 643 00:31:55,778 --> 00:31:58,259 - Hello? - Diane? Hi. 644 00:31:58,358 --> 00:32:02,188 We are going to the Seas, and I am buying you a bunch of drinks, 645 00:32:02,193 --> 00:32:06,030 because... maybe this is a win for you. 646 00:32:18,115 --> 00:32:20,988 They tried to kill him. Can you believe? 647 00:32:24,685 --> 00:32:26,904 Bitches tried to kill me, too. 648 00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:31,334 You're fine. Everything's fine. 649 00:32:52,529 --> 00:32:55,053 I've never seen you drink like this. 650 00:32:55,308 --> 00:32:56,439 Like I'm having fun? 651 00:32:56,477 --> 00:32:58,653 Like there's no tomorrow. 652 00:33:00,123 --> 00:33:02,429 Okay, what... what are we toasting to again? 653 00:33:04,865 --> 00:33:06,358 Feminism? 654 00:33:07,033 --> 00:33:08,912 Feminism? 655 00:33:09,275 --> 00:33:11,233 I don't know. Or something. 656 00:33:11,371 --> 00:33:14,076 Oh, la-di-da. 657 00:33:14,088 --> 00:33:16,961 I didn't realize you were busy changing the world. 658 00:33:17,357 --> 00:33:18,968 I'm not. 659 00:33:18,973 --> 00:33:23,108 But I did something, and it feels amazing. 660 00:33:23,230 --> 00:33:24,631 Mm-hmm. 661 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,712 I just need to focus on that 662 00:33:26,717 --> 00:33:29,826 before everything else just crumbles to the ground, 663 00:33:29,831 --> 00:33:30,831 you know? 664 00:33:30,836 --> 00:33:32,522 Mm-hmm. 665 00:33:32,971 --> 00:33:34,277 D! 666 00:33:34,490 --> 00:33:38,576 This whole Chuck thing, you're better off, okay? 667 00:33:38,938 --> 00:33:42,115 You're never gonna have to look at another open cabinet again. 668 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,029 Not just the cabinets. 669 00:33:44,034 --> 00:33:49,115 The back door, the bathroom vanity, the dishwasher. 670 00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:52,964 I could have tripped over that and broken my neck, you know? 671 00:33:52,969 --> 00:33:54,326 But he couldn't be bothered. 672 00:33:55,621 --> 00:34:00,764 22 years, I spent closing stuff behind that man. 673 00:34:01,867 --> 00:34:05,522 No, D, this isn't sad. 674 00:34:06,059 --> 00:34:08,014 This is like when someone dies, 675 00:34:08,023 --> 00:34:10,240 but they're really old, so it's fine. 676 00:34:11,464 --> 00:34:14,076 This isn't a funeral, it's a celebration. 677 00:34:14,081 --> 00:34:16,186 Yeah. Yes. 678 00:34:17,951 --> 00:34:21,699 But I've been Mrs. Charles McAnte for so long, 679 00:34:21,704 --> 00:34:25,645 it's like... it's like I like cleaning up after him, 680 00:34:26,279 --> 00:34:29,035 because I don't know what I did before. 681 00:34:30,806 --> 00:34:34,199 Well, you... you were a whole other person. 682 00:34:35,366 --> 00:34:38,653 And you'll find her again, okay? 683 00:34:39,413 --> 00:34:41,806 Just need a few more wins. 684 00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:43,338 Hmm. 685 00:34:43,460 --> 00:34:45,317 Hey, is that Kevin? 686 00:34:46,254 --> 00:34:48,645 It's on again. Turn it up. 687 00:34:48,650 --> 00:34:50,418 It... It is. It's Kevin. 688 00:34:50,423 --> 00:34:52,103 Wild Dude! 689 00:34:53,854 --> 00:34:56,817 - What? - "He shoots the bad dudes." 690 00:34:58,884 --> 00:35:00,685 - "He is a cool dude." - He is a cool dude. 691 00:35:00,689 --> 00:35:02,668 No, no, no, no. 692 00:35:03,662 --> 00:35:06,164 "The Worcester Wild Dude!" 693 00:35:06,866 --> 00:35:10,398 Why is your husband on TV, huh? 694 00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:13,358 Your husband's the Worcester Wild Dude? 695 00:35:13,363 --> 00:35:14,886 - Yeah. - That's awesome! 696 00:35:14,891 --> 00:35:18,155 Okay. Okay, uh, how do you know this ad? 697 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,335 Oh, it's been airing over and over all day. 698 00:35:20,340 --> 00:35:21,864 Then News Channel 12 picked it up. 699 00:35:21,869 --> 00:35:24,546 I heard it made it over to Channel 6 out of Boston. 700 00:35:25,797 --> 00:35:26,929 Why? 701 00:35:26,934 --> 00:35:29,171 It's hilarious. I heard he's gonna be 702 00:35:29,176 --> 00:35:31,616 over at Kelly's Bar tomorrow, singing the song live. 703 00:35:31,621 --> 00:35:33,405 Allison?! 704 00:35:33,410 --> 00:35:35,020 Kevin's famous! 705 00:35:35,025 --> 00:35:38,046 Oh. Okay, that is worth celebrating. 706 00:35:38,051 --> 00:35:40,053 I mean, I bet Kevin never forgets 707 00:35:40,058 --> 00:35:42,366 to close a cabinet behind him, huh? 708 00:35:42,371 --> 00:35:44,749 The only time Chuck ever made the news 709 00:35:44,754 --> 00:35:46,574 was during the blackout of '03 710 00:35:46,579 --> 00:35:49,296 when he looted that dollar store, but Kevin? 711 00:35:49,307 --> 00:35:50,525 Cheers, everybody! 712 00:35:50,530 --> 00:35:52,140 Everyday Hero! 713 00:35:52,145 --> 00:35:54,038 Put another win on the board! 714 00:35:54,043 --> 00:35:55,563 The world revolves around him. 715 00:35:55,567 --> 00:35:58,069 No, it's not that it does, it's that it has to. 716 00:35:58,074 --> 00:35:59,594 No one deserves what's coming to them 717 00:35:59,598 --> 00:36:01,054 more than that asshole. 718 00:36:01,418 --> 00:36:02,636 Yeah! 719 00:36:02,641 --> 00:36:04,343 It's why he always wins. 720 00:36:16,631 --> 00:36:18,416 Ugh. 721 00:36:23,928 --> 00:36:25,103 Shoot. 722 00:36:53,449 --> 00:36:55,999 Glad you went in a ditch 'stead of hitting anyone else. 723 00:36:57,754 --> 00:37:02,062 The guys at the scene told me you... fell asleep at the wheel? 724 00:37:05,098 --> 00:37:06,851 Your husband a cop or something? 725 00:37:08,404 --> 00:37:10,363 Or something, yeah. 726 00:37:10,758 --> 00:37:12,804 Must be nice. 727 00:37:24,465 --> 00:37:26,140 What happened to you? 728 00:37:27,555 --> 00:37:29,035 Got in an accident. 729 00:37:33,844 --> 00:37:35,498 How do I make this better? 730 00:37:38,557 --> 00:37:40,194 Maybe you can't. 731 00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,765 You didn't do this on your own. 732 00:37:44,135 --> 00:37:46,171 I hit him first. 733 00:37:47,263 --> 00:37:49,048 At least now you're free to focus on 734 00:37:49,053 --> 00:37:52,366 whatever you're... doing to Kevin. 735 00:37:56,448 --> 00:37:58,062 I made it worse. 736 00:37:58,067 --> 00:38:00,030 - What? - Yeah, um... 737 00:38:00,540 --> 00:38:02,238 Somehow I made him famous? 738 00:38:04,585 --> 00:38:05,934 Got out of a DUI tonight 739 00:38:05,939 --> 00:38:07,866 because the cops found out I was his wife. 740 00:38:07,871 --> 00:38:09,257 Wait. 741 00:38:09,985 --> 00:38:12,562 You drove drunk? 742 00:38:13,304 --> 00:38:15,179 What were you thinking? 743 00:38:16,150 --> 00:38:17,499 I can't leave. 744 00:38:17,503 --> 00:38:19,114 I can't kill him. 745 00:38:19,362 --> 00:38:22,017 I'm stuck here like this until I die, 746 00:38:22,241 --> 00:38:24,718 and that's if I'm lucky. That's if Neil doesn't talk 747 00:38:24,723 --> 00:38:27,030 and Nick... you know. 748 00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:29,202 So... 749 00:38:30,157 --> 00:38:31,942 Why not get drunk and drive my car? 750 00:38:35,874 --> 00:38:37,819 Allison? 751 00:38:39,001 --> 00:38:41,241 This self-destructive bullshit? 752 00:38:42,893 --> 00:38:44,895 Killing yourself? 753 00:38:45,345 --> 00:38:47,241 It's just playing the victim again. 754 00:39:03,660 --> 00:39:06,228 Good morning! 755 00:39:06,297 --> 00:39:08,952 Good morning. 756 00:39:09,091 --> 00:39:11,745 I said, "Good morning." 757 00:39:12,009 --> 00:39:13,158 Is it? 758 00:39:13,163 --> 00:39:15,236 Of course it is. 759 00:39:15,241 --> 00:39:18,252 I thought I was out. I thought I was down. 760 00:39:18,257 --> 00:39:20,824 But instead, I'm a celebrity! 761 00:39:20,829 --> 00:39:23,565 Oh, God, I'm like a taste-maker. 762 00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:25,424 I'm practically the ninth Wahlberg. 763 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,098 You always find a way to win. 764 00:39:29,103 --> 00:39:30,721 And fix your face, 765 00:39:30,726 --> 00:39:32,650 'cause you're winning by proxy. 766 00:39:33,635 --> 00:39:36,508 Right, like my face is the problem. 767 00:39:36,699 --> 00:39:40,627 Oh, and, uh, as Mrs. Worcester Wild Dude, 768 00:39:40,632 --> 00:39:42,721 you should get a lot of cred, 769 00:39:42,726 --> 00:39:45,010 which you need after word got out 770 00:39:45,015 --> 00:39:47,885 that you ordered Starbucks over Dunkie's that one time. 771 00:39:48,201 --> 00:39:52,033 But hey, I got a big, uh, photoshoot this afternoon, 772 00:39:52,046 --> 00:39:54,048 and I want you there with me, baby. 773 00:39:54,099 --> 00:39:55,408 I don't want to be in photos. 774 00:39:55,413 --> 00:39:57,588 Oh, no, I mean like to cheer me on. 775 00:39:57,844 --> 00:39:59,588 What do you think? 776 00:40:01,068 --> 00:40:03,070 I think I'd rather fake my own death. 777 00:40:27,059 --> 00:40:28,669 What? 778 00:40:28,712 --> 00:40:31,683 Patty, I figured it out. 779 00:40:32,027 --> 00:40:33,840 Allison? 780 00:40:35,007 --> 00:40:37,347 This self-destructive bullshit? 781 00:40:38,671 --> 00:40:40,488 Killing yourself? 782 00:40:40,981 --> 00:40:43,035 It's just playing the victim again. 783 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,488 Nick, your brother, everything that's happened... 784 00:40:50,493 --> 00:40:52,103 I know what we're gonna do. 785 00:40:54,335 --> 00:40:55,946 Put it all on me. 786 00:41:05,036 --> 00:41:07,754 _ 787 00:41:09,838 --> 00:41:10,969 _ 788 00:41:11,715 --> 00:41:12,715 _ 789 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,113 God damn it! 790 00:41:15,657 --> 00:41:17,398 I'm trying to fix this. 791 00:41:18,116 --> 00:41:20,660 I have a longer-term solution. 792 00:41:20,665 --> 00:41:22,394 I meant it when I said I'm out. 793 00:41:22,399 --> 00:41:23,399 Okay. 794 00:41:24,652 --> 00:41:26,132 Hi. 795 00:41:26,137 --> 00:41:28,175 The electricity is out at my place. 796 00:41:28,180 --> 00:41:30,004 I'm just trying to save up right now. 797 00:41:30,009 --> 00:41:31,691 Oh, yeah? For what? 798 00:41:32,293 --> 00:41:33,860 Vacation. 799 00:41:34,145 --> 00:41:35,722 They discharged me early. 800 00:41:35,727 --> 00:41:37,425 - Neil? - Kev! 801 00:41:39,552 --> 00:41:41,159 I gotta tell you something. 802 00:41:41,211 --> 00:41:44,211 Synced and corrected by QueenMaddie www.MY-SUBS.com