1 00:00:18,594 --> 00:00:20,830 I thought he seemed sad. 2 00:00:20,931 --> 00:00:22,899 He liked my drawing. 3 00:00:25,468 --> 00:00:26,937 What do they do to him, Mom? 4 00:00:27,036 --> 00:00:30,006 They help him rest, um, 5 00:00:30,106 --> 00:00:33,308 they do talk therapy, some medication... 6 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:35,811 - When can Dad come home? - A few months, I think. 7 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:38,448 Doctors reevaluate after two months. 8 00:00:40,182 --> 00:00:41,417 Is he crazy, Mom? 9 00:00:41,518 --> 00:00:43,619 - No. No, he's not. - Are we the problem? 10 00:00:43,719 --> 00:00:47,591 He's gonna be fine, girls. He really is. 11 00:00:56,231 --> 00:00:58,868 I don't think Dad looked good. 12 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:31,234 David. Everything all right? 13 00:01:31,334 --> 00:01:33,704 - No. Can you come in? - Yeah. What's going on? 14 00:01:33,804 --> 00:01:35,572 An exorcism went bad. 15 00:01:35,671 --> 00:01:36,906 The subject slit her wrists. 16 00:01:37,007 --> 00:01:38,540 We're rushing her to Harbor Hospital. 17 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:40,118 - She never tried anything... - God, by your name save me, 18 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:41,587 - by your might defend... - Oh, my God. 19 00:01:41,611 --> 00:01:43,289 I didn't even know there was an exorcism today. 20 00:01:43,313 --> 00:01:44,656 There wasn't. They went around us. 21 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:45,924 We just got a call to come in and assess. 22 00:01:45,948 --> 00:01:46,948 Assess now? 23 00:01:47,016 --> 00:01:48,218 What's the worth now? 24 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:49,786 - Covering their asses. - Oh, God. 25 00:01:49,885 --> 00:01:51,186 Okay, do you want me to call Ben? 26 00:01:51,287 --> 00:01:53,456 No, he's with me. Can you meet us at the hospital? 27 00:01:53,555 --> 00:01:54,990 The ER, please? 28 00:01:55,091 --> 00:01:56,459 All right, 20 minutes. 29 00:01:56,558 --> 00:01:58,337 I'm gonna have to head to work for a few hours. 30 00:01:58,360 --> 00:01:59,629 You girls gonna be all right? 31 00:01:59,729 --> 00:02:01,650 - Yeah, we'll be fine. - You don't have to worry. 32 00:02:01,932 --> 00:02:04,034 Hey, come here. 33 00:02:04,134 --> 00:02:07,804 We're gonna have to hold it together. Okay? 34 00:02:07,903 --> 00:02:10,473 Dad would want us to stay strong. 35 00:02:10,573 --> 00:02:13,209 - We're here, Mom. - We're not little kids anymore. 36 00:02:13,308 --> 00:02:17,180 - I know. I love you. - Love you, too. 37 00:02:18,782 --> 00:02:20,259 That's why we have psychological 38 00:02:20,283 --> 00:02:21,852 and medical examinations... 39 00:02:21,951 --> 00:02:23,629 - But these were emergencies. - ...to prevent situations... 40 00:02:23,653 --> 00:02:25,254 And I am fully capable of determining 41 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:27,090 if somebody is spiritually afflicted. 42 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:30,060 Okay, hold it down, please, over here. 43 00:02:30,159 --> 00:02:32,295 If this woman is to be saved, it is imperative 44 00:02:32,395 --> 00:02:34,631 that I finish my exorcism. 45 00:02:35,598 --> 00:02:37,533 No, Father. 46 00:02:37,634 --> 00:02:39,168 Father Ignatius asked me 47 00:02:39,269 --> 00:02:40,378 to take over supervision here. 48 00:02:40,402 --> 00:02:41,570 He's worried about liability. 49 00:02:41,671 --> 00:02:43,573 Well, our faith is being ruined by lawyers. 50 00:02:43,674 --> 00:02:45,876 Thank you for your input. Please step back. 51 00:02:45,975 --> 00:02:47,110 Hey, Kristen, how are you? 52 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:48,711 Yeah, I'm-I'm fine. How is she? 53 00:02:48,812 --> 00:02:51,347 She's lost a lot of blood, but they think she'll live. 54 00:02:51,447 --> 00:02:53,817 Yeah. These are her files. There's not much in there. 55 00:02:53,917 --> 00:02:55,218 These are our assessors. 56 00:02:55,317 --> 00:02:56,495 This is the lawyer assigned to our parish, 57 00:02:56,519 --> 00:02:58,921 - Mr. Flowers. - Nice to meet you. Okay. 58 00:02:59,021 --> 00:03:01,123 The liability risk is high here. 59 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:02,859 Father Jeffries acted on his own 60 00:03:02,959 --> 00:03:04,394 without due caution. 61 00:03:04,493 --> 00:03:06,337 He ignored safeguards required by your insurance, 62 00:03:06,361 --> 00:03:08,998 - so you may not be covered. - What are the safeguards? 63 00:03:09,098 --> 00:03:10,500 You, the assessors. 64 00:03:10,599 --> 00:03:12,201 Oh, wow. 65 00:03:12,301 --> 00:03:13,669 That's a warm feeling. 66 00:03:13,770 --> 00:03:15,705 - What do we do now? - Assess. 67 00:03:15,806 --> 00:03:17,206 Find reasons for the exorcism. 68 00:03:17,306 --> 00:03:18,918 That's the only way to decrease your liability. 69 00:03:18,942 --> 00:03:20,943 And if there are no reasons for an exorcism? 70 00:03:21,044 --> 00:03:23,847 Well, that would not be good. If the cause was psychological 71 00:03:23,947 --> 00:03:25,348 or physical, then the Church 72 00:03:25,448 --> 00:03:27,182 - is vulnerable. - Kristen? 73 00:03:27,283 --> 00:03:29,163 Look, it's hard to tell from Vicki's file alone, 74 00:03:29,218 --> 00:03:32,388 but she could be suffering from a major depressive disorder. 75 00:03:32,487 --> 00:03:34,123 I should question the husband. 76 00:03:34,223 --> 00:03:36,259 Father. 77 00:03:41,097 --> 00:03:42,765 Holy Mary. 78 00:03:42,865 --> 00:03:44,033 Kristen, Ben. 79 00:03:44,134 --> 00:03:45,534 When did this happen? 80 00:03:45,634 --> 00:03:47,478 I don't know. I've never seen it before. 81 00:03:47,502 --> 00:03:48,805 These aren't new. 82 00:03:48,905 --> 00:03:50,015 The past few months we've been on 83 00:03:50,039 --> 00:03:51,039 conflicting schedules. 84 00:03:51,074 --> 00:03:52,307 We sleep in separate beds 85 00:03:52,408 --> 00:03:53,519 so we don't wake each other. 86 00:03:53,543 --> 00:03:55,377 These look like MRSA. 87 00:03:55,478 --> 00:03:57,280 Staphylococcus aureus. 88 00:03:57,379 --> 00:03:58,647 Which, unfortunately, 89 00:03:58,748 --> 00:04:00,425 - is methicillin-resistant. - What is that? 90 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:02,318 Or it could be an allergic reaction. 91 00:04:02,418 --> 00:04:03,657 - Yeah. - Where are her clothes? 92 00:04:03,719 --> 00:04:05,020 There. 93 00:04:05,121 --> 00:04:07,289 Have you been using any new detergent at home? 94 00:04:07,389 --> 00:04:09,324 No, but we don't do our laundry at home. 95 00:04:09,425 --> 00:04:11,493 - What do you mean? - We're both on red-eye shifts. 96 00:04:11,593 --> 00:04:12,929 She runs the 11:00 p.m. to Italy, 97 00:04:13,028 --> 00:04:14,430 I do the overnight to L.A. 98 00:04:14,530 --> 00:04:16,832 - You're flight attendants? - She is. I'm a pilot. 99 00:04:16,932 --> 00:04:18,067 And do you have any boils 100 00:04:18,168 --> 00:04:19,903 - or marks? - No. 101 00:04:20,002 --> 00:04:22,305 What made you think she needed an exorcism? 102 00:04:22,404 --> 00:04:25,207 After this last red-eye, she started to exhibit... 103 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:27,410 I don't know, she was depressed, shut down. 104 00:04:27,509 --> 00:04:30,012 She could barely sleep through the night. 105 00:04:30,112 --> 00:04:32,382 And sometimes she would claw her face. 106 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:34,951 So she was showing signs of self-harming behavior? 107 00:04:35,050 --> 00:04:38,088 Mr. Flowers, could you give us some space, please? 108 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:42,759 Yes. 109 00:04:42,858 --> 00:04:44,226 She was hitting herself. 110 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:46,362 Did Vicki ever have an allergic reaction 111 00:04:46,461 --> 00:04:48,130 to her uniform before? 112 00:04:48,230 --> 00:04:50,066 I-I don't know. I never heard it. 113 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:52,903 Can we get it from your house? 114 00:04:53,002 --> 00:04:54,237 She never brought it home. 115 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:55,872 She'd leave it at the crash pad. 116 00:04:55,971 --> 00:04:57,507 I don't know... What is that? 117 00:04:57,606 --> 00:05:00,310 That's a hotel room the pilots and flight attendants use 118 00:05:00,410 --> 00:05:01,845 to sleep between shifts. 119 00:05:01,944 --> 00:05:03,454 Sometimes it takes too long to get home from JFK, 120 00:05:03,478 --> 00:05:04,798 so they need a bed at the airport. 121 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:08,018 Could you tell us where this crash pad is? 122 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:16,026 Aren't they here 24/7? 123 00:05:16,125 --> 00:05:18,293 Yeah, that's what Marcus said. 124 00:05:20,230 --> 00:05:21,130 You all right? 125 00:05:21,230 --> 00:05:24,199 Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. 126 00:05:26,302 --> 00:05:27,302 You don't seem fine. 127 00:05:27,403 --> 00:05:29,672 It's, uh, Andy. 128 00:05:29,771 --> 00:05:30,841 What happened? 129 00:05:30,940 --> 00:05:32,683 We had to check him into a psychiatric treatment 130 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:35,644 - center upstate. - Oh, my God, I am sorry. 131 00:05:35,745 --> 00:05:37,713 He'd been dealing with claustrophobia 132 00:05:37,814 --> 00:05:38,848 ever since the avalanche. 133 00:05:38,949 --> 00:05:40,615 You don't get to have your phone there 134 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:42,784 for the first month, so I just, I haven't been 135 00:05:42,886 --> 00:05:44,821 able to reach him, which is... just... 136 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,488 You did the right thing. 137 00:05:46,588 --> 00:05:48,658 You're getting him the help he needs. 138 00:05:49,826 --> 00:05:50,725 Yeah. 139 00:05:50,826 --> 00:05:54,197 Hey, he's gonna be fine. 140 00:05:55,031 --> 00:05:56,066 Go home, Kristin. 141 00:05:56,165 --> 00:05:57,600 Be with your daughters. 142 00:05:57,699 --> 00:05:59,069 - Ben and I can handle this. - No. 143 00:05:59,168 --> 00:06:01,237 I want to stay busy. 144 00:06:03,038 --> 00:06:05,475 - How much? - "How much"? 145 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:08,310 The pizza. Aren't you guys Grubhub? 146 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:10,413 Oh, no, we're here for Shannon. 147 00:06:10,512 --> 00:06:13,182 Shannon, I think it's the exorcists. 148 00:06:13,283 --> 00:06:15,785 - Assessors. - Assessors. 149 00:06:15,886 --> 00:06:17,086 Come on in. 150 00:06:17,187 --> 00:06:18,797 Marcus said you'd be coming. Do you want a beer? 151 00:06:18,821 --> 00:06:20,755 - No, I'm fine. - Yeah, sure. That sounds nice. 152 00:06:20,856 --> 00:06:24,961 Everyone, these are the exorcist assessors. 153 00:06:25,060 --> 00:06:27,062 Hey... Hi... 154 00:06:27,163 --> 00:06:29,231 It's horror binge night. 155 00:06:29,331 --> 00:06:31,701 Have you ever seen The Haunting of Midnight Mass Club? 156 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,502 - No. What's that? - A binge watch. 157 00:06:33,603 --> 00:06:35,237 It's 2:00 in the morning to us, 158 00:06:35,338 --> 00:06:37,106 so just adjust your internal clock. 159 00:06:37,206 --> 00:06:39,574 You're here about Vicki. 160 00:06:39,675 --> 00:06:41,776 Don't mind us, we've got a 12-hour layover, 161 00:06:41,877 --> 00:06:43,654 so we're in a bit of a partying mood. 162 00:06:43,678 --> 00:06:45,648 Marcus says you're Vicki's best friend? 163 00:06:45,747 --> 00:06:47,225 I mean, I guess. We're on the same routes. 164 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:49,218 - What do you need? - Her uniform. 165 00:06:49,319 --> 00:06:51,521 Lucy, can you stir the mac and cheese? 166 00:06:54,557 --> 00:06:56,625 Okay, so this is Vicki's. 167 00:06:56,725 --> 00:06:58,261 How do you know this was hers? 168 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,430 I thought everyone just slept wherever. 169 00:07:00,529 --> 00:07:02,432 Oh, no, that's just the beds in the living room. 170 00:07:02,531 --> 00:07:05,000 Those are hot beds; they're first come first serve. 171 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:06,569 The ones in here are cold beds. 172 00:07:06,668 --> 00:07:07,937 You pay extra to know that 173 00:07:08,038 --> 00:07:09,281 you're the only one sleeping in it. 174 00:07:09,305 --> 00:07:11,106 - These are her uniforms? - Yes. 175 00:07:11,206 --> 00:07:12,483 Her rotation. One for every out-flight, 176 00:07:12,507 --> 00:07:13,742 one for every in-flight. 177 00:07:13,843 --> 00:07:15,283 Do you all have the same dry cleaner? 178 00:07:15,345 --> 00:07:16,846 No, no. Each airline has their own. 179 00:07:16,947 --> 00:07:20,415 Do you have any skin reactions from the dry-cleaning chemicals? 180 00:07:20,516 --> 00:07:21,526 - No. - What about the sheets? 181 00:07:21,550 --> 00:07:23,185 Who does them? 182 00:07:23,286 --> 00:07:24,387 The hotel. 183 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:29,492 Is she okay? 184 00:07:29,591 --> 00:07:31,826 Oh, yeah, it happens all the time. 185 00:07:31,927 --> 00:07:33,367 You spend all day biting your tongue, 186 00:07:33,463 --> 00:07:35,240 holding back from saying what you really think. 187 00:07:35,264 --> 00:07:37,300 It comes out somehow. 188 00:07:45,908 --> 00:07:49,079 - Fast forward. - 15 seconds. 189 00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:50,713 Anyone? 190 00:07:50,812 --> 00:07:52,648 Uh, thanks, but I'm driving. 191 00:07:52,747 --> 00:07:55,250 I'll have one. I'll have one, and then that's it. 192 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:56,252 Yeah. 193 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:58,187 - Tori! - Tori. 194 00:07:58,288 --> 00:08:00,456 Where can a girl get a drink in a place like this? 195 00:08:00,555 --> 00:08:02,057 I got you, girl. 196 00:08:02,158 --> 00:08:04,194 Hey, you were with Vicki 197 00:08:04,293 --> 00:08:06,829 on her last flight, weren't you? 198 00:08:06,928 --> 00:08:08,663 Yeah. Fuckin' crazy. 199 00:08:08,764 --> 00:08:10,233 Tell these guys what happened. 200 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:12,535 They're looking into Vicki going nuts. He's a priest. 201 00:08:12,634 --> 00:08:14,670 Oh, sorry, Father. 202 00:08:14,769 --> 00:08:16,505 No, no, no. It's no problem. I'm David. 203 00:08:16,605 --> 00:08:18,540 Uh, this is Kristin and Ben. 204 00:08:18,641 --> 00:08:20,942 - How's Vicki doing? - We are not sure. 205 00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:24,047 Um, we're just trying to piece together what happened. 206 00:08:24,146 --> 00:08:25,214 - Mm. - Any thoughts? 207 00:08:25,314 --> 00:08:27,182 Yeah. 208 00:08:27,283 --> 00:08:29,718 We were on the red-eye from Rome, 209 00:08:29,819 --> 00:08:30,858 the tourist coupon flight. 210 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:32,488 - Coupon? - Tourist deal. 211 00:08:32,587 --> 00:08:34,033 It means people drink a lot on the way home. 212 00:08:34,057 --> 00:08:36,158 Yeah, they have to go to work on Monday, 213 00:08:36,259 --> 00:08:38,128 so they... unwind. 214 00:08:38,227 --> 00:08:40,230 Yeah, but it wasn't just that. 215 00:08:40,330 --> 00:08:41,610 She said she saw Captain Lemire. 216 00:08:41,697 --> 00:08:43,432 - Fuck you. - That's what she said! 217 00:08:43,533 --> 00:08:46,001 - "Captain Lemere"? What? - Lemire. 218 00:08:46,101 --> 00:08:48,303 It's an old legend. A ghost pilot. 219 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:49,871 - We've all seen him. - I haven't. 220 00:08:49,971 --> 00:08:51,383 Well, that doesn't mean he wasn't there, you just 221 00:08:51,407 --> 00:08:52,717 - weren't paying attention. - Okay. 222 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:54,644 Okay, so there was this pilot, Lemire. 223 00:08:54,744 --> 00:08:56,846 His flight went down in the North Atlantic. 224 00:08:56,946 --> 00:08:58,980 It was a tragedy. Everybody on board died. 225 00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:01,551 The thing is, a few months later, 226 00:09:01,650 --> 00:09:03,885 he started appearing on flights across the Atlantic 227 00:09:03,985 --> 00:09:05,587 whenever there was crazy turbulence. 228 00:09:05,687 --> 00:09:08,124 And I swear he's trying to crash those flights. 229 00:09:08,890 --> 00:09:10,493 Come on, that's all superstition. 230 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,337 No, you think everything is superstition. 231 00:09:12,361 --> 00:09:14,264 When we landed, Vicki fell down. 232 00:09:14,364 --> 00:09:16,599 Her body was, like, throbbing. 233 00:09:16,698 --> 00:09:18,201 She was foaming at the mouth. 234 00:09:18,301 --> 00:09:19,911 The paramedics has to come and take her off the plane, 235 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:21,471 and that was the last time she flew. 236 00:09:21,571 --> 00:09:22,837 Her husband called in 237 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:24,182 - her resignation the next day. - Come on. 238 00:09:24,206 --> 00:09:25,975 That is not why she was leaving. 239 00:09:26,076 --> 00:09:27,076 Tell them, Tori. 240 00:09:27,143 --> 00:09:28,043 - What do you mean? - Shut up, Lucy. 241 00:09:28,144 --> 00:09:29,611 What? Tell me. 242 00:09:29,711 --> 00:09:32,048 - What was it? - She had a side hustle, 243 00:09:32,148 --> 00:09:33,548 - and it took off. - Lucy! 244 00:09:33,649 --> 00:09:35,717 Everybody knew it, Tori. Just fuckin' tell them. 245 00:09:37,486 --> 00:09:40,123 Look, she was a mule. 246 00:09:40,222 --> 00:09:42,658 What, for drugs? Heroin? 247 00:09:42,758 --> 00:09:44,826 No, no. It was not a big deal. 248 00:09:44,927 --> 00:09:48,230 She was moving relics from Rome. 249 00:09:48,331 --> 00:09:50,566 Like bones and old icons. 250 00:09:50,665 --> 00:09:52,344 Apparently there's a big black market for that. 251 00:09:52,368 --> 00:09:55,105 - That's why she was leaving? - Yeah. On her last trip 252 00:09:55,205 --> 00:09:56,981 she said she got something that she could retire on. 253 00:09:57,005 --> 00:09:58,474 She's gonna be flying first class 254 00:09:58,573 --> 00:10:00,052 - from now on. - What was it? 255 00:10:00,076 --> 00:10:02,677 No clue. But she hid it in the galley in a bag. 256 00:10:02,778 --> 00:10:05,215 She wouldn't tell me what it was. 257 00:10:05,315 --> 00:10:06,615 But during the lightning, 258 00:10:06,716 --> 00:10:08,259 - she did say something weird. - What? 259 00:10:08,283 --> 00:10:13,722 "I need to destroy it, or it will destroy me." 260 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:40,750 She made me promise never to show this to anyone. 261 00:10:53,928 --> 00:10:56,030 Whoa. 262 00:11:24,860 --> 00:11:26,662 We heard you wanted to see us? 263 00:11:26,761 --> 00:11:30,032 We did. We do. Have we met? 264 00:11:30,131 --> 00:11:33,134 No, uh, this is Kristen and Ben. 265 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:35,404 - Hello. - Hi. 266 00:11:35,504 --> 00:11:37,340 Are you part of the Entity? 267 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,942 I'm Father Dominic. 268 00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:43,144 There is no Entity, and you are the other assessors. 269 00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:44,855 We must have really stumbled onto something important 270 00:11:44,879 --> 00:11:46,682 if you're revealing yourself to us. 271 00:11:46,782 --> 00:11:50,452 David said you were both very knowing. 272 00:11:50,552 --> 00:11:55,024 Yes. We believe this relic... 273 00:11:58,293 --> 00:12:01,096 We believe it is a portion of the True Cross. 274 00:12:01,197 --> 00:12:02,998 Christ's cross? 275 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:06,568 Yes. A sliver from the base has always been missing. 276 00:12:06,668 --> 00:12:09,438 It was traced to Croatia in World War II, but then lost. 277 00:12:09,538 --> 00:12:10,782 We don't know how your flight attendant... 278 00:12:10,806 --> 00:12:11,974 Vicki Finch. 279 00:12:12,073 --> 00:12:14,976 We don't know how she gained access to it, 280 00:12:15,076 --> 00:12:16,979 but it needs to be returned to the Vatican. 281 00:12:17,078 --> 00:12:20,383 It is, as you can imagine... invaluable. 282 00:12:20,482 --> 00:12:22,418 Is this what possessed her? 283 00:12:22,518 --> 00:12:23,761 We don't know, and that isn't our issue. 284 00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:25,388 But it is our issue. 285 00:12:25,488 --> 00:12:28,957 We believe returning the relic will exorcise her. 286 00:12:29,057 --> 00:12:30,793 We need this returned immediately, 287 00:12:30,893 --> 00:12:32,995 and we need the three of you to deliver it. 288 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:35,898 I'm sorry, what? 289 00:12:35,998 --> 00:12:38,701 The Vatican has asked you to deliver this relic. 290 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:40,602 They have questions for you. 291 00:12:40,702 --> 00:12:42,238 You want us to go to the Vatican? 292 00:12:42,337 --> 00:12:43,605 Yes. 293 00:12:43,706 --> 00:12:46,174 - Why not just David? - They have questions 294 00:12:46,275 --> 00:12:48,778 that touch upon all your disciplines. 295 00:12:48,878 --> 00:12:51,046 This is non-negotiable. 296 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,947 Oh, I'm-I'm sorry, I'm not your employee, 297 00:12:53,048 --> 00:12:55,350 so you can't really tell me what's negotiable. 298 00:12:55,451 --> 00:12:59,654 Kristin, Ben, I need you to go with David. 299 00:12:59,754 --> 00:13:02,357 - Are you ordering us? - No. 300 00:13:02,457 --> 00:13:03,558 I'm asking you politely. 301 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:06,028 This has gone to the very top. 302 00:13:06,128 --> 00:13:07,962 They want the three of you to meet with them 303 00:13:08,062 --> 00:13:11,200 at the Vatican and discuss this relic. 304 00:13:11,301 --> 00:13:14,202 Uh, let us talk about it. 305 00:13:14,303 --> 00:13:15,937 - Please. - Yes. 306 00:13:16,038 --> 00:13:17,907 The flight is tomorrow. 307 00:13:22,144 --> 00:13:24,679 I've never been to Rome. 308 00:15:14,255 --> 00:15:15,900 Wow, look at you, dressed to impress. 309 00:15:15,924 --> 00:15:17,503 Those priests are all gonna break their vows. 310 00:15:17,527 --> 00:15:19,761 That's what I'm going for. Thank you so much, Yasmine. 311 00:15:19,861 --> 00:15:21,196 I really appreciate it. 312 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,740 It's only gonna be 35 hours, there and back. 313 00:15:22,764 --> 00:15:23,765 - That's it. - Uh, do you 314 00:15:23,865 --> 00:15:25,100 want me to make dinner? 315 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,759 - Because I don't make dinner. - Uh, no. 316 00:15:26,836 --> 00:15:28,580 Actually, the girls are gonna want to make candy salad, 317 00:15:28,604 --> 00:15:30,215 but you shouldn't let them; I already ordered pizza. 318 00:15:30,239 --> 00:15:32,374 - Thank God. - Here is the number 319 00:15:32,475 --> 00:15:34,809 for my neighbor, Sheila Gibson. She's really great. 320 00:15:34,909 --> 00:15:36,470 She'll come over if there's any problem. 321 00:15:36,511 --> 00:15:39,181 There won't be any problems. I'm really good with kids. 322 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,292 Also, they had a little bit of a setback with their dad, 323 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:42,851 so they might be a bit emotional. 324 00:15:42,951 --> 00:15:45,955 Just let 'em watch whatever Netflix show they want. 325 00:15:46,054 --> 00:15:47,923 Let me give you the code. 326 00:15:48,790 --> 00:15:50,493 - Come on. - Okay. 327 00:15:50,592 --> 00:15:53,462 How'd it go with that stolen egg, by the way? 328 00:15:54,229 --> 00:15:56,331 Let's talk about that later. 329 00:15:56,432 --> 00:15:57,432 Girls? 330 00:15:57,533 --> 00:15:59,134 Mom, I can do this. I'm old enough. 331 00:15:59,234 --> 00:16:01,302 I know, I know. But Yasmine's just backup, okay? 332 00:16:01,403 --> 00:16:03,505 Can you get us something cool, like a T-shirt? 333 00:16:03,605 --> 00:16:05,484 - Or the leaning tower. - I'm barely gonna be able 334 00:16:05,508 --> 00:16:07,076 to touch the ground when I get there. 335 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,653 - Are you gonna see the pope? - I don't think so. 336 00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:10,745 We're gonna return a relic to make someone well. 337 00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:12,748 - Whoa! - Okay, Mom, here's what you do. 338 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,549 - Okay. - In the Sistine Chapel... 339 00:16:14,649 --> 00:16:16,049 - Mm-hmm. - ...you take out your pen 340 00:16:16,085 --> 00:16:17,128 and scrawl your name at the base. 341 00:16:17,152 --> 00:16:18,620 - Oh, my God! - No, no! 342 00:16:18,721 --> 00:16:19,989 Just don't let anyone see, 343 00:16:20,088 --> 00:16:21,791 and you'll be as famous as Michelangelo. 344 00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:24,331 All right, I think it's time I leave you juvenile delinquents. 345 00:16:25,326 --> 00:16:27,028 Um, I'll call. Don't kill anyone. 346 00:16:27,129 --> 00:16:28,697 And if you do, keep the receipts. 347 00:16:28,798 --> 00:16:29,965 Just have fun. 348 00:16:30,065 --> 00:16:31,432 It's not for fun, it's work. Okay? 349 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:34,068 All right, I love you, I love you, I love you. 350 00:16:34,168 --> 00:16:35,605 - I love you. - I love you. 351 00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:36,739 Mwah. I'll send photos. 352 00:16:36,838 --> 00:16:37,840 Michelangelo. 353 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,774 Okay. Don't burn the house down. 354 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,943 - Love you. - We'll do our best. 355 00:16:45,648 --> 00:16:46,981 Hey, David. 356 00:16:47,081 --> 00:16:48,951 - Hey, hey, hey. - You want to grab this spot? 357 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:51,086 Oh, thank you. 358 00:16:52,587 --> 00:16:53,822 You clean up nice, Benny. 359 00:16:53,923 --> 00:16:55,990 Well, this is my first trip to Italy. 360 00:16:56,091 --> 00:16:57,326 Mine, too. You know what? 361 00:16:57,426 --> 00:16:58,504 I thought the Vatican would spring us 362 00:16:58,528 --> 00:16:59,394 first-class tickets. 363 00:16:59,495 --> 00:17:00,562 Yeah. Next time. 364 00:17:00,663 --> 00:17:02,597 You think we're gonna talk to the pope? 365 00:17:02,697 --> 00:17:04,967 I'm sure he's got all the time in the world for us. 366 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,435 So, does the relic get its own seat, or...? 367 00:17:07,537 --> 00:17:10,172 Well, I was thinking you could take the window, if you like. 368 00:17:10,271 --> 00:17:11,549 Let the relic sit in the window, 369 00:17:11,574 --> 00:17:13,442 have it enjoy the view a little bit. 370 00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:17,046 Ah... 371 00:17:17,145 --> 00:17:18,513 Thank you. Whoops. 372 00:17:18,614 --> 00:17:21,016 Okay, well, I am going to sleep. 373 00:17:21,115 --> 00:17:23,051 You can wake me up when we crash. 374 00:17:23,152 --> 00:17:25,086 - Ben! - Don't joke. 375 00:17:26,556 --> 00:17:28,457 Hold on, you guys know that I can't really 376 00:17:28,557 --> 00:17:30,660 crash the plane by joking about it crashing, right? 377 00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:33,162 Hey! Go to sleep. 378 00:17:38,634 --> 00:17:40,836 Okay, your sisters are in the kitchen 379 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:43,204 making something called candy salad. 380 00:17:43,305 --> 00:17:44,472 Ugh, don't get me started. 381 00:17:44,574 --> 00:17:46,107 I think you should start the movie. 382 00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,818 No. Come on, tell me, what did Mom do next? 383 00:17:47,843 --> 00:17:49,253 I don't think your mom would want me to tell you about... 384 00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:50,645 Did she have a lot of boyfriends? 385 00:17:50,746 --> 00:17:52,280 Define "a lot." 386 00:17:52,381 --> 00:17:55,116 Oh, my God. How many? 387 00:17:55,217 --> 00:17:57,019 Well, are we talking just boyfriends, 388 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,520 - or girlfriends, too? - What? 389 00:17:59,622 --> 00:18:00,789 Okay, that's a story 390 00:18:00,890 --> 00:18:02,067 for another time. 391 00:18:02,090 --> 00:18:04,393 - Oh, I want to know. - Hey, Mom. 392 00:18:05,193 --> 00:18:07,997 What's wrong? Wait, what? 393 00:18:08,096 --> 00:18:09,364 I-I can't hear you. 394 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,967 Where are you? Where's Billy? 395 00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:13,769 - Mom? - What's wrong? 396 00:18:13,868 --> 00:18:16,305 Okay, I got it. 397 00:18:16,404 --> 00:18:18,373 I got it. Give me an hour. 398 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,241 Okay. 399 00:18:20,342 --> 00:18:23,178 Okay, my mom lives in an assisted-living facility, 400 00:18:23,278 --> 00:18:25,279 and a branch just crashed through her kitchen. 401 00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:27,449 I need to go pick her up. I'll bring her back here. 402 00:18:27,548 --> 00:18:29,785 Are you four all right on your own for an hour? 403 00:18:29,884 --> 00:18:31,053 I got it. 404 00:18:34,256 --> 00:18:35,536 - I want bangs. - You know, guys, 405 00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:37,226 I should use this cream on Laura's hair. 406 00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:38,903 - I heard it's really good. - No, that's $60 a jar. 407 00:18:38,927 --> 00:18:40,305 - Mom bought it to be used. - Will you bleach our hair? 408 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,405 - I heard it's really good. - No. 409 00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:42,710 Mom would, like, actually kill us 410 00:18:42,798 --> 00:18:43,875 What are you guys doing? 411 00:18:43,898 --> 00:18:44,733 - Nothing. - Nothing. 412 00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:45,934 Getting ready for bed. 413 00:18:46,035 --> 00:18:47,402 - Nothing. - Brushing our teeth. 414 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,013 - I think we should do skin care. - I can do your nails. 415 00:18:49,038 --> 00:18:50,478 You know, I do Alex's all the time... 416 00:18:50,572 --> 00:18:52,974 You guys have to stop. You're gonna overload the... 417 00:18:53,976 --> 00:18:55,576 ...circuits. 418 00:19:03,885 --> 00:19:07,588 Hello, ladies. Bob the Built Builder here. 419 00:19:07,690 --> 00:19:10,692 So you want to reset your circuit breaker? Here's how. 420 00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:13,628 First things first, locate your service panel... 421 00:19:13,729 --> 00:19:15,396 Oh, great. That's helpful, Bob. 422 00:19:15,497 --> 00:19:17,266 So where's the service panel? 423 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,267 I think it's in the basement 424 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,601 near the washing machine. 425 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,536 Wait, maybe we should call Mom's friend. 426 00:19:21,636 --> 00:19:24,573 - She said she'd be right back. - Oh, yeah. Where is she? 427 00:19:24,673 --> 00:19:25,974 Isn't her mom dying? 428 00:19:26,075 --> 00:19:27,585 Okay, come on, I need someone to hold the light. 429 00:19:27,608 --> 00:19:29,377 - I can't. I have to pee. - No, you don't. 430 00:19:29,478 --> 00:19:31,012 You just want to check your hair. 431 00:19:31,113 --> 00:19:33,915 No, I don't. It's dark. I need someone to come with me. 432 00:19:34,016 --> 00:19:35,349 It's dark everywhere. 433 00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:36,961 Okay, Lexis, you take Laura to the bathroom 434 00:19:36,986 --> 00:19:38,153 and use your phone for light. 435 00:19:38,252 --> 00:19:40,122 - Lila, come with me. - What? 436 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,422 We're breaking off into pairs. 437 00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:43,157 I don't want to go to the basement. 438 00:19:57,205 --> 00:19:58,640 Okay, where is it? 439 00:20:01,109 --> 00:20:02,711 Is that it? 440 00:20:12,121 --> 00:20:14,056 Okay... 441 00:20:16,224 --> 00:20:19,228 Well, that isn't helpful. 442 00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:23,298 Turn on the video. 443 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,809 Now, open the front door of your service panel 444 00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:37,311 and find the tripped circuit breaker. 445 00:20:37,412 --> 00:20:38,412 It will be in a... 446 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,614 a middle position. 447 00:20:39,714 --> 00:20:42,751 All I see are a lot of switches. 448 00:20:42,852 --> 00:20:45,386 Just start flipping them. 449 00:20:45,487 --> 00:20:47,455 Okay. 450 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,694 Are you becoming more religious? 451 00:20:53,796 --> 00:20:55,029 What? 452 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,632 Mom thinks you are. 453 00:20:57,732 --> 00:21:01,269 I'm just looking at things, is all. 454 00:21:02,270 --> 00:21:04,073 Is it because of Dad? 455 00:21:06,674 --> 00:21:08,410 I don't know. 456 00:21:08,509 --> 00:21:11,613 It feels like we're orphans, doesn't it? 457 00:21:11,712 --> 00:21:13,082 No. 458 00:21:13,182 --> 00:21:16,018 Well, what's it called when you only have one parent? 459 00:21:16,117 --> 00:21:19,253 - Half-orphan? - Dad's not dead. 460 00:21:20,855 --> 00:21:22,223 We need to help Mom. 461 00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:25,394 - I think she's losing it. - I know. 462 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,362 Did you hear her yell out last night? 463 00:21:27,461 --> 00:21:28,963 I think she has bad dreams. 464 00:21:29,064 --> 00:21:31,299 I think... 465 00:21:32,733 --> 00:21:34,769 What was that? 466 00:21:36,038 --> 00:21:38,240 Rats? 467 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,111 Give me the flashlight. 468 00:21:58,993 --> 00:22:01,063 Wait. 469 00:22:01,163 --> 00:22:03,031 Maybe... 470 00:22:03,132 --> 00:22:04,799 maybe it's a cat. 471 00:22:32,626 --> 00:22:34,296 They're just trying to scare us. 472 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:35,830 Stop it, Lila! 473 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:40,846 Lynn, be careful! 474 00:22:43,337 --> 00:22:44,839 I think I see one over there. 475 00:22:46,441 --> 00:22:49,211 Be careful! Watch out! 476 00:22:57,451 --> 00:22:59,253 - Inside. Close the door. - Okay. 477 00:23:00,055 --> 00:23:01,355 - Uh, door. - Okay. 478 00:23:01,455 --> 00:23:02,790 They cleared out of the kitchen! 479 00:23:02,892 --> 00:23:04,402 Come down here! 480 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:05,826 Oh, my God. 481 00:23:05,928 --> 00:23:07,628 Laura, are you okay? 482 00:23:08,396 --> 00:23:10,199 Where are you? 483 00:23:21,876 --> 00:23:23,845 Go! Go, go, go, go! 484 00:23:30,519 --> 00:23:32,421 Guys! Guys. We're safe now. 485 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,855 Everybody just needs to hold it together. 486 00:23:34,957 --> 00:23:36,224 It's fine. 487 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:38,559 It's okay. 488 00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:40,996 No, you guys! 489 00:23:41,096 --> 00:23:42,431 It's just a water stain. 490 00:23:42,530 --> 00:23:43,840 - No, it's a bat. - Everybody calm down. 491 00:23:43,865 --> 00:23:46,335 - It's fine. - There's another one. 492 00:23:48,769 --> 00:23:51,006 Hold on! 493 00:23:55,044 --> 00:23:56,278 Over here. Wait, I got it. 494 00:23:56,377 --> 00:23:58,680 - It's locked. - I know! 495 00:23:58,779 --> 00:24:00,515 - The key's in the kitchen. - Oh, my God. 496 00:24:02,317 --> 00:24:03,919 Aah! It's locked! 497 00:24:04,019 --> 00:24:05,519 Okay, what do we do now? 498 00:24:05,619 --> 00:24:07,632 Oh, there's a fake rock around here with a key in it. 499 00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:08,895 - I saw Mom use it once. - Okay. 500 00:24:08,958 --> 00:24:10,625 Why don't we just call the neighbor? 501 00:24:10,724 --> 00:24:12,303 I called her earlier. I just got her machine. 502 00:24:12,326 --> 00:24:13,804 Well, this is great. We're gonna die out here. 503 00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:15,730 Whoa, hold on, hold on, this is it. 504 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,209 Okay, I'm calling. 505 00:24:18,232 --> 00:24:20,634 Who? Mom's on a plane. 506 00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:23,471 Hi, it's me. We need help. 507 00:24:23,571 --> 00:24:25,740 We're locked outside and there's bats. 508 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:28,343 I'm so sorry. But where's Mom? 509 00:24:28,442 --> 00:24:30,045 On a trip. A work trip. 510 00:24:30,144 --> 00:24:31,413 Don't you have a key? 511 00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:33,315 Uh, yes. Um... 512 00:24:33,414 --> 00:24:35,416 O-Okay, I'll be, I'll be right there. 513 00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:37,118 Who was that? 514 00:24:37,219 --> 00:24:39,188 Lexis. 515 00:24:39,288 --> 00:24:40,788 Um, baby? 516 00:24:42,290 --> 00:24:45,359 Oh, God, this is such bullshit. 517 00:24:46,127 --> 00:24:48,663 We're gonna have to renegotiate our quid pro quo. 518 00:24:58,772 --> 00:25:01,210 I can't get ahold of them. 519 00:25:01,309 --> 00:25:04,113 They're probably asleep. What is it there, 10:00? 520 00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:06,381 Yeah. Oh, wait, I got a text from them. 521 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,782 "Everything's good, Mom. There was a blackout 522 00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:11,452 from the storm, but we're good. Send photos." 523 00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:13,221 See? They're strong girls. 524 00:25:14,655 --> 00:25:16,157 Why do I get so worried? 525 00:25:16,258 --> 00:25:18,993 I get this itch in my stomach that something's wrong. 526 00:25:19,094 --> 00:25:21,329 Are we going to a hotel or straight to the Vatican? 527 00:25:21,430 --> 00:25:22,931 Could we get a bite to eat? 528 00:25:23,031 --> 00:25:25,366 Andiamo dritti al Vaticano? 529 00:25:25,467 --> 00:25:27,269 Vogliamo darci una rinfrescata. 530 00:25:27,368 --> 00:25:31,405 La reliquia va restituita il prima possibile. 531 00:25:31,506 --> 00:25:32,606 Hmm? 532 00:25:32,707 --> 00:25:34,875 We have to return the relic first. 533 00:25:36,345 --> 00:25:37,445 Here. 534 00:25:37,546 --> 00:25:38,880 Oh, great. Just what I needed. 535 00:25:38,980 --> 00:25:41,215 Oh, my gosh, the Colosseum. 536 00:25:41,316 --> 00:25:43,484 Let me take a picture. 537 00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:46,721 Uh, could... could you open the window? 538 00:25:46,820 --> 00:25:49,723 Oh, can you ask them to unlock the window? 539 00:25:49,824 --> 00:25:54,895 Tolga il blocco per bambini dai finestrini, la prego. 540 00:25:57,432 --> 00:25:59,167 Great. 541 00:25:59,268 --> 00:26:01,311 They're not gonna let us see any part of Rome, are they? 542 00:26:01,336 --> 00:26:02,636 Maybe afterwards. 543 00:26:02,737 --> 00:26:04,015 Probably has something to do with the relic 544 00:26:04,038 --> 00:26:05,339 and its toxicity. 545 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,942 If it's toxic, why are we the ones who transported it? 546 00:26:08,042 --> 00:26:11,046 Because we are the expendable atheists. 547 00:26:11,145 --> 00:26:12,580 Speak for yourself. 548 00:26:12,681 --> 00:26:14,249 I don't think they know English. 549 00:26:47,382 --> 00:26:49,651 Where do we enter? 550 00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:52,019 Probably the Porta del Perugino. 551 00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:55,624 Entriamo dalla Porta del Perugino? 552 00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:01,796 They don't seem happy with us. 553 00:27:01,895 --> 00:27:04,031 Did we do something wrong? 554 00:27:16,478 --> 00:27:19,814 Does it feel like we're being kidnapped? 555 00:27:22,384 --> 00:27:23,984 Kinda. 556 00:27:31,326 --> 00:27:33,027 You get out here. 557 00:27:33,127 --> 00:27:34,663 Wha... 558 00:27:34,762 --> 00:27:36,765 - Qui? - Yes. 559 00:27:38,599 --> 00:27:40,669 Okay. 560 00:27:49,911 --> 00:27:53,914 Um, sorry, should we bring our bags, or... 561 00:28:16,505 --> 00:28:20,209 Uh, isn't this the place where Joe Pesci got killed? 562 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,316 Ma che succede? 563 00:28:27,415 --> 00:28:29,351 Perché siamo qui? 564 00:28:29,451 --> 00:28:30,719 This way. 565 00:28:31,786 --> 00:28:33,121 Why? 566 00:28:33,221 --> 00:28:35,155 The relic. 567 00:28:50,338 --> 00:28:52,006 There. 568 00:28:55,876 --> 00:28:57,612 Hey... 569 00:29:01,215 --> 00:29:03,852 Well, I'm glad I dressed up. 570 00:29:11,559 --> 00:29:14,296 - What's that noise? - What? 571 00:29:15,297 --> 00:29:16,964 Sounds like rats. 572 00:29:20,568 --> 00:29:22,270 What? I'm-I'm hungry. 573 00:29:24,472 --> 00:29:25,507 You want some? 574 00:29:25,606 --> 00:29:28,376 No, I'm-I'm good. 575 00:29:32,547 --> 00:29:35,584 Hey, exactly how far are we supposed to 576 00:29:35,683 --> 00:29:37,618 go down this thing? 577 00:29:37,719 --> 00:29:40,721 No idea. It's all new to me. 578 00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:42,824 Let's just remember we're doing it for Vicki. 579 00:29:42,923 --> 00:29:45,626 Hi. 580 00:29:45,727 --> 00:29:48,229 Oh, sorry. How was your trip? 581 00:29:49,364 --> 00:29:51,400 Fine. 582 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:52,901 What are you doing here? 583 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,635 Seeing if you have the one true relic. 584 00:29:54,736 --> 00:29:56,805 Why didn't you fly with us? 585 00:29:56,904 --> 00:29:58,573 No reason. 586 00:29:58,673 --> 00:30:00,141 No, there was a reason. 587 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,076 He was worried our plane was gonna crash. 588 00:30:03,176 --> 00:30:05,413 We're the guinea pigs. 589 00:30:05,513 --> 00:30:07,115 No. 590 00:30:10,050 --> 00:30:12,153 This way, please. 591 00:30:21,563 --> 00:30:25,098 So, um, what is this, a sewer? 592 00:30:25,199 --> 00:30:27,836 No, an escape tunnel for the Holy Father. 593 00:30:27,935 --> 00:30:29,337 From the 16th century. 594 00:30:29,438 --> 00:30:32,140 During World War II, the Vatican chose 595 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:36,144 to hide their more irreplaceable artifacts here. 596 00:30:36,243 --> 00:30:39,314 It is where the One True Cross now resides. 597 00:30:39,413 --> 00:30:43,451 We must see if that has a place in the cross. 598 00:30:45,519 --> 00:30:48,656 So how did a flight attendant get it? 599 00:30:48,757 --> 00:30:51,125 That is a mystery. 600 00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:54,929 There's an active black market. That's all we know. 601 00:31:20,755 --> 00:31:25,826 When we enter, please keep your voices to a whisper. 602 00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:28,363 This is holy ground. 603 00:31:36,605 --> 00:31:38,772 You'd think if this was holy ground 604 00:31:38,873 --> 00:31:40,208 they'd keep it cleaner. 605 00:31:40,307 --> 00:31:41,751 You'd think if this was holy ground 606 00:31:41,776 --> 00:31:43,511 it'd clean itself. 607 00:32:17,979 --> 00:32:21,115 You are still Catholic as hell. 608 00:32:21,915 --> 00:32:23,751 It's the tug of ritual. 609 00:32:23,852 --> 00:32:25,854 It has us in its grasp. 610 00:32:25,953 --> 00:32:28,122 Freud. 611 00:33:24,878 --> 00:33:26,047 It's a counterfeit. 612 00:33:26,146 --> 00:33:27,816 You're kidding. 613 00:33:27,915 --> 00:33:31,184 No. There are relic dealers who counterfeit real relics. 614 00:33:31,285 --> 00:33:33,887 - Then why is Vicki Finch sick? - Who's that? 615 00:33:33,988 --> 00:33:36,257 Wow. 616 00:33:36,356 --> 00:33:38,992 The Catholic Church. You gotta love 'em. 617 00:33:39,093 --> 00:33:40,452 The possessed woman with the relic. 618 00:33:40,528 --> 00:33:42,130 There are boils all over her body. 619 00:33:42,230 --> 00:33:43,364 I don't know. 620 00:33:43,463 --> 00:33:45,432 But this is not the stolen relic. 621 00:33:45,534 --> 00:33:47,234 Maybe psychosomatic suggestion? 622 00:33:47,335 --> 00:33:49,703 If only we had a psychiatrist here. 623 00:33:49,804 --> 00:33:51,005 Oh, I'm a psychologist. 624 00:33:51,105 --> 00:33:53,106 This is what I suggest. 625 00:33:53,207 --> 00:33:56,778 This is water blessed by the Holy Father. 626 00:33:56,877 --> 00:33:58,747 Pour it over her infliction and explain 627 00:33:58,846 --> 00:34:02,115 the relic she stole was a counterfeit. 628 00:34:03,951 --> 00:34:05,419 Thank you, Father. 629 00:34:07,055 --> 00:34:09,257 Have a good trip back. 630 00:34:22,737 --> 00:34:25,405 We need to get food before I get on the plane, or I'm dying. 631 00:34:25,505 --> 00:34:28,742 Hey, Lynn, hi, how are you? 632 00:34:28,842 --> 00:34:30,054 I-I was starting to get worried. 633 00:34:30,077 --> 00:34:31,358 There was a blackout from a storm 634 00:34:31,411 --> 00:34:32,556 and we couldn't charge our phones. 635 00:34:32,581 --> 00:34:34,047 But everything's all right? 636 00:34:34,148 --> 00:34:35,427 - You're-you're all right? - Yes. 637 00:34:35,483 --> 00:34:36,827 Mom wants to know if we're all right. 638 00:34:36,851 --> 00:34:38,394 - Hi, Mom! - Hey, how are you? How's Rome? 639 00:34:38,418 --> 00:34:39,753 - Is it cool? - Um, wait, 640 00:34:39,853 --> 00:34:41,690 - there was a blackout? - Yes. 641 00:34:41,789 --> 00:34:44,025 But we handled it. You'd be proud of us. 642 00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:46,027 Could I talk to Yasmine? 643 00:34:46,126 --> 00:34:47,567 Actually, she had to go help her mom. 644 00:34:47,661 --> 00:34:50,130 The windstorm. A branch fell into her house. 645 00:34:50,231 --> 00:34:51,298 What? 646 00:34:51,398 --> 00:34:54,034 It's okay, Mom. We did well. 647 00:34:54,135 --> 00:34:55,278 We handled it all on our own. 648 00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:56,403 Did you call the neighbor? 649 00:34:56,503 --> 00:34:58,239 Yes, but we couldn't get her. 650 00:34:58,338 --> 00:34:59,907 Oh, dear God. 651 00:35:00,007 --> 00:35:02,275 How's the Vatican, Mom? Is it beautiful? 652 00:35:02,376 --> 00:35:04,211 No, not really. I'll tell you later. 653 00:35:04,311 --> 00:35:05,847 So-so what happened to Yasmine? 654 00:35:05,947 --> 00:35:08,157 Mom, my phone's almost out of charge; I'll call you back. 655 00:35:08,181 --> 00:35:09,650 Love you. 656 00:35:12,519 --> 00:35:14,956 Okay, you guys can come out now. All the bats are gone. 657 00:35:15,056 --> 00:35:16,666 Okay, we're gonna have to burn the house down, 658 00:35:16,690 --> 00:35:18,525 'cause I can't live here anymore. 659 00:35:18,626 --> 00:35:20,393 Come on. Come on. 660 00:35:21,663 --> 00:35:23,697 Look. Bat-free! 661 00:35:23,797 --> 00:35:25,699 How'd you do that, Grandma? 662 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:26,867 Cinnamon sticks. 663 00:35:26,967 --> 00:35:28,702 How'd you know to do that, Grandma? 664 00:35:28,802 --> 00:35:33,041 Let's just say I've lived in some pretty run-down places. 665 00:35:33,141 --> 00:35:34,307 What the... Who's that? 666 00:35:34,407 --> 00:35:37,244 Oh, yeah, that's a, that's a baby. 667 00:35:37,344 --> 00:35:39,047 - I'm babysitting. - Oh, my God. 668 00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:43,451 This is Timothy. 669 00:35:43,550 --> 00:35:46,054 Timothy, these are your, um... 670 00:35:46,153 --> 00:35:50,557 This is Lexis, Laura, 671 00:35:50,659 --> 00:35:52,159 Lila and Lynn. 672 00:35:52,860 --> 00:35:55,764 - Oh, my God, he's smiling! - He likes me. 673 00:35:55,864 --> 00:35:57,498 - No, me. - He likes all of you. 674 00:35:57,597 --> 00:36:00,068 You know, this is the first time he's stopped crying today. 675 00:36:00,168 --> 00:36:02,804 Does he have a dad, or did she have him out of wedlock? 676 00:36:02,903 --> 00:36:05,572 Who? Did who have him out of wedlock? 677 00:36:05,673 --> 00:36:07,275 I don't know. Does he have a mom? 678 00:36:07,375 --> 00:36:11,411 Um... shall we tell them, Timothy, 679 00:36:11,512 --> 00:36:14,347 or should we wait? 680 00:36:14,447 --> 00:36:15,949 What does that mean? 681 00:36:16,050 --> 00:36:17,985 It's, um... 682 00:36:18,085 --> 00:36:19,253 it's a bit of a secret. 683 00:36:19,353 --> 00:36:20,889 It's a secret who the mom is? 684 00:36:20,989 --> 00:36:22,456 A bit of one. 685 00:36:22,556 --> 00:36:24,192 Oh, you know what? He might be hungry. 686 00:36:24,291 --> 00:36:25,293 Who wants to feed him? 687 00:36:25,393 --> 00:36:27,394 - I do! I do! - I'm oldest. 688 00:36:27,494 --> 00:36:29,697 I think he just wants to be held. 689 00:36:29,797 --> 00:36:31,364 Okay. 690 00:36:31,465 --> 00:36:33,534 Why don't you try that? Go ahead. 691 00:36:35,068 --> 00:36:37,371 Be careful. Careful. 692 00:36:37,471 --> 00:36:39,907 It's okay, I know how to do it. 693 00:36:42,443 --> 00:36:44,644 He's so cute. 694 00:36:44,746 --> 00:36:46,914 It's like you two belong together. 695 00:36:47,014 --> 00:36:49,717 Mom says I could start babysitting at 14, 696 00:36:49,818 --> 00:36:53,487 so I'm gonna try to learn as much as I can before then. 697 00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:58,259 I've missed you girls. 698 00:36:58,358 --> 00:37:00,594 You all right, Grandma? 699 00:37:00,695 --> 00:37:03,530 Yeah, yeah, I think it's the... 700 00:37:03,630 --> 00:37:05,333 I think it's the cinnamon sticks. 701 00:37:15,175 --> 00:37:18,378 - Hey, Father, how's she doing? - Unchanged. 702 00:37:18,478 --> 00:37:20,614 Doctors can find nothing toxic in her clothing. 703 00:37:20,715 --> 00:37:23,384 - How was Rome? - Disappointing. 704 00:37:23,483 --> 00:37:25,318 But we got some holy water from the pope. 705 00:37:25,418 --> 00:37:27,387 - You might, uh... - I might... 706 00:37:27,487 --> 00:37:29,858 Father, tell Vicki 707 00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:32,793 the relic she was transporting... 708 00:37:32,893 --> 00:37:35,996 it was counterfeit. She's not guilty. 709 00:37:36,097 --> 00:37:37,231 Kristin thinks this is 710 00:37:37,331 --> 00:37:39,032 - psychological? - Yes. 711 00:37:39,132 --> 00:37:41,434 And you might want to bless her with some holy water. 712 00:37:41,534 --> 00:37:42,903 Father Jeffries isn't here. 713 00:37:43,003 --> 00:37:46,706 That's probably better. Just try it yourself. 714 00:37:46,807 --> 00:37:49,077 - All right. - Thank you, Father. 715 00:37:49,177 --> 00:37:50,945 And we're heading home. 716 00:37:51,045 --> 00:37:52,280 Fly safe. 717 00:37:52,380 --> 00:37:53,681 Thanks. 718 00:37:53,782 --> 00:37:55,282 Well, that was 719 00:37:55,382 --> 00:37:56,985 - a nice trip to Rome. - Yeah. 720 00:37:57,085 --> 00:37:59,519 Hey, look who's here. My favorite exorcists. 721 00:37:59,619 --> 00:38:01,956 Tori. I didn't know you were gonna be on this flight. 722 00:38:02,056 --> 00:38:03,456 I'm in first class, but I'll try to 723 00:38:03,556 --> 00:38:04,568 slip you some champagne if you like. 724 00:38:04,592 --> 00:38:06,960 Oh, would you, please? 725 00:38:07,061 --> 00:38:08,860 So, are you checking out the flight for Vicki? 726 00:38:08,896 --> 00:38:10,798 No, we were returning her relic. 727 00:38:10,898 --> 00:38:13,634 Oh, that's good. 728 00:38:16,336 --> 00:38:17,438 What's that doing here? 729 00:38:17,538 --> 00:38:19,139 It's a fake, Tori. 730 00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:20,608 The relic is counterfeit. 731 00:38:20,708 --> 00:38:23,010 Okay. 732 00:38:23,110 --> 00:38:25,155 She thought our flight was gonna crash because of that. 733 00:38:25,179 --> 00:38:26,414 It's not going to. 734 00:38:27,715 --> 00:38:29,217 Okay. 735 00:38:29,317 --> 00:38:33,121 It's just, flight attendants can be superstitious, so... 736 00:38:33,221 --> 00:38:35,722 Okay, we're closing up the doors. Just buckle up. 737 00:38:35,824 --> 00:38:37,157 Hey, get me that drink you just... 738 00:38:37,257 --> 00:38:39,893 - Yes. - Will you just... 739 00:39:19,567 --> 00:39:21,969 What the fuck? 740 00:39:24,972 --> 00:39:26,974 Hey, Tori. This thing, 741 00:39:27,074 --> 00:39:29,210 I don't know what's happening, but it won't shut off. 742 00:39:29,309 --> 00:39:32,380 Excuse me, Father? Father. 743 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,414 David. 744 00:39:34,514 --> 00:39:37,318 - There's a call for you. - A call? 745 00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:40,121 Ground to air. Please. 746 00:39:51,965 --> 00:39:55,402 - What's that about? - David. He got a call. 747 00:39:55,503 --> 00:39:59,007 A call? Here? 748 00:40:01,041 --> 00:40:03,077 It's the captain. 749 00:40:03,177 --> 00:40:04,711 David Acosta. 750 00:40:04,811 --> 00:40:06,623 I have an emergency air-to-ground call for you. 751 00:40:06,646 --> 00:40:08,315 Please wait. 752 00:40:08,416 --> 00:40:09,717 David. 753 00:40:09,817 --> 00:40:11,385 Father, how'd you get me here? 754 00:40:11,485 --> 00:40:12,954 The Vatican switchboard connected me. 755 00:40:13,054 --> 00:40:15,623 - It's urgent that I warn you. - About? 756 00:40:15,722 --> 00:40:17,157 The relic you brought here. 757 00:40:17,257 --> 00:40:19,260 I said it wasn't from the Cross of Christ, 758 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:20,661 and it's not. 759 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,197 - But the box... - Uh... What about it? 760 00:40:23,297 --> 00:40:25,498 The monastic father in the chapel thinks 761 00:40:25,599 --> 00:40:28,268 he recognized it. It is a relic. 762 00:40:28,369 --> 00:40:29,369 Okay. 763 00:40:29,436 --> 00:40:30,938 A demonic relic. 764 00:40:31,039 --> 00:40:33,273 Bulgarian. The kukeri. 765 00:40:33,373 --> 00:40:34,742 I don't know what that means. 766 00:40:34,842 --> 00:40:37,144 It's part of a collection being brought into New York 767 00:40:37,244 --> 00:40:40,880 to be assembled in service of the ultimate corruption. 768 00:40:41,882 --> 00:40:44,552 So an ultimate evil is coming to New York? 769 00:40:44,652 --> 00:40:46,251 It's already there. 770 00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,621 Whoa! 771 00:40:47,721 --> 00:40:49,590 Father, you'll have to get back to your seat. 772 00:40:49,690 --> 00:40:51,492 David, you mustn't let that piece 773 00:40:51,592 --> 00:40:53,126 reach its destination. 774 00:40:53,226 --> 00:40:55,663 The only way to curb its power is to destroy it. 775 00:40:55,762 --> 00:40:58,498 I'm on a plane. How do I... 776 00:40:59,199 --> 00:41:01,311 You'll have to get back to your seat now, Father. Please! 777 00:41:01,335 --> 00:41:02,778 Ladies and gentlemen, 778 00:41:02,802 --> 00:41:04,237 this is the captain speaking. 779 00:41:04,338 --> 00:41:06,139 We have entered a rough patch of weather, 780 00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:09,177 and we ask that all passengers remain in their seats 781 00:41:09,277 --> 00:41:10,911 with their seat belts securely fastened 782 00:41:11,012 --> 00:41:13,146 until we get through this. 783 00:41:17,985 --> 00:41:19,820 You all right? 784 00:41:26,059 --> 00:41:27,637 This is the captain. We are flying through 785 00:41:27,661 --> 00:41:30,097 unexpected weather we could not detect beforehand. 786 00:41:30,197 --> 00:41:33,001 Please remain seated with your seat belts fastened. 787 00:41:37,570 --> 00:41:40,173 I am not liking this. 788 00:41:41,141 --> 00:41:42,141 I do not like this. 789 00:41:44,978 --> 00:41:46,579 David. 790 00:41:46,679 --> 00:41:49,050 - Hey, hey. - I thought I saw something. 791 00:41:50,717 --> 00:41:52,820 It looked like... 792 00:41:54,288 --> 00:41:57,224 What? What'd it look like? 793 00:41:57,324 --> 00:41:59,159 I don't know. 794 00:42:00,327 --> 00:42:03,963 Like a... a ghost. 795 00:42:04,065 --> 00:42:06,367 It's just the static energy from the lightning strikes 796 00:42:06,467 --> 00:42:09,003 playing tricks on your eyes. 797 00:42:12,340 --> 00:42:13,840 We need to destroy the relic. 798 00:42:13,940 --> 00:42:15,576 - What? Why? - Destroy it? 799 00:42:15,675 --> 00:42:17,177 Here? How? 800 00:42:23,784 --> 00:42:26,019 This is the captain. For your own safety, 801 00:42:26,119 --> 00:42:28,621 we request that you keep your seat belts fastened. 802 00:42:28,722 --> 00:42:29,722 We are already making... 803 00:42:32,460 --> 00:42:33,626 What the hell? 804 00:42:33,726 --> 00:42:36,829 Don't worry. On a flight last year, 805 00:42:36,929 --> 00:42:39,367 somebody on the ground hacked into the media system, 806 00:42:39,467 --> 00:42:42,170 and they were doing all kinds of weird sounds. 807 00:42:42,269 --> 00:42:44,438 - Well, are we over the ground? - No, no. 808 00:42:44,538 --> 00:42:45,873 We're above the Atlantic. 809 00:42:45,972 --> 00:42:48,076 Then where would they be hacking from? 810 00:42:49,077 --> 00:42:50,077 I don't know. 811 00:42:50,143 --> 00:42:51,579 It could be somebody on the plane. 812 00:42:54,782 --> 00:42:55,958 Oh, my God! 813 00:42:55,983 --> 00:42:58,686 David, what are you doing? 814 00:43:14,202 --> 00:43:15,603 What I can. 815 00:43:15,702 --> 00:43:17,036 Ow. 816 00:43:17,905 --> 00:43:19,840 David, the plane is not having trouble 817 00:43:19,940 --> 00:43:21,675 because of that box. 818 00:43:28,782 --> 00:43:31,851 - Oh, my God, it's burning. - What? 819 00:43:56,976 --> 00:43:59,347 This is the captain. My apologies for 820 00:43:59,447 --> 00:44:01,382 that unanticipated weather. 821 00:44:01,481 --> 00:44:04,284 We've already started our descent into JFK. 822 00:44:04,385 --> 00:44:06,286 We expect to land 40 minutes ahead. 823 00:44:06,387 --> 00:44:07,820 Welcome to New York. 824 00:44:10,257 --> 00:44:12,260 Wow. 825 00:44:13,793 --> 00:44:16,697 Well, good thing we went to Rome. 826 00:44:20,467 --> 00:44:22,188 I want to keep him forever. Please, can you? 827 00:44:23,403 --> 00:44:25,139 - How old is he? - He is so adorable. 828 00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:28,442 - He has to come every time. - He's such a cutie. 829 00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:30,811 Mom landed. She's on her way. 830 00:44:32,179 --> 00:44:36,317 Okay, um, I think you gals are fine on your own now. 831 00:44:36,416 --> 00:44:38,351 Why can't Timothy stay? 832 00:44:38,452 --> 00:44:40,420 You know why. 833 00:44:43,324 --> 00:44:44,824 But I want to tell you the secret. 834 00:44:44,925 --> 00:44:46,626 - Yes. I want to know. - Tell us. Tell us. 835 00:44:46,726 --> 00:44:48,047 We just need to have an agreement. 836 00:44:48,128 --> 00:44:50,030 Okay? This is just between the five of us. 837 00:44:50,130 --> 00:44:52,465 The six of us. 838 00:44:52,565 --> 00:44:53,565 - Promise. - All right. 839 00:44:53,634 --> 00:44:54,467 - Okay? Cross your heart? - Yep. 840 00:44:54,568 --> 00:44:55,802 - Yep. - Yes. 841 00:44:57,938 --> 00:45:00,641 Did you notice that Timothy 842 00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:03,043 looks like you four? 843 00:45:09,682 --> 00:45:11,050 You know why? 844 00:45:11,150 --> 00:45:13,954 No. Why? 845 00:45:17,891 --> 00:45:25,599 He's your brother.