1 00:02:09,688 --> 00:02:11,896 What sort of person does this? 2 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,646 - I think we know. - We don't know for sure, Father. 3 00:02:18,813 --> 00:02:21,771 - How bad? - As bad as the others. 4 00:02:22,980 --> 00:02:25,438 But there are benefits to suffering, don't forget. 5 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:28,230 We worship a messiah who suffered, 6 00:02:28,355 --> 00:02:30,438 so, by my suffering, do I not move closer to heaven? 7 00:02:30,563 --> 00:02:32,063 No! 8 00:02:32,188 --> 00:02:33,646 Don't think so. 9 00:02:33,771 --> 00:02:35,396 Oh, Edith... 10 00:02:36,605 --> 00:02:40,730 Go and get the constable, please! This'll be the death of me! 11 00:02:40,855 --> 00:02:44,688 Don't need to tell me when to go and get the bozzler. I was going anyway. 12 00:02:44,813 --> 00:02:48,313 That woman will be off this street as quick as a wink! 13 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,563 - You alright? - I am. Are you? 14 00:02:55,688 --> 00:02:57,813 Over my dead body are you gonna be a cleaner. 15 00:02:57,938 --> 00:03:01,271 - Fuck! The feckin' milk! 16 00:03:01,396 --> 00:03:05,230 Oh! Actuary! Nance, I thought you could be an actuary! 17 00:03:05,355 --> 00:03:09,146 - What's an actuary? - Well... Haven't a bloody clue. 18 00:03:09,271 --> 00:03:12,355 Rich is what it is. Rich and clever. 19 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:15,480 And they probably give you a quill. Now, we won't be back late, love... 20 00:03:15,605 --> 00:03:18,855 Actually, we might be back a wee bit late, because Mammy's itching for a big one. 21 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:22,438 Oi! That's Bill's! Nice girls don't play guitar. 22 00:03:22,563 --> 00:03:24,438 - I don't care. - Right, no... 23 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:27,355 Do you know what I was doing when I was your age? 24 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:28,938 Helping Grandpa steal? 25 00:03:29,063 --> 00:03:32,771 Well... yes, I was helping him burgle houses off old people. 26 00:03:33,396 --> 00:03:36,521 But I promise you now, Nancy Gooding, you'll not be doing the same, 27 00:03:36,646 --> 00:03:40,146 because you... are a queen. 28 00:03:42,146 --> 00:03:46,146 And if you don't do your homework, as sure as God made gooseberries, 29 00:03:46,271 --> 00:03:48,646 I'll slit you from ear to ear. 30 00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:54,188 And not a peep out of that guitar! 31 00:03:59,271 --> 00:04:01,105 Get off that! 32 00:04:06,896 --> 00:04:08,355 Morning. 33 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:26,063 One of them, please. 34 00:04:26,188 --> 00:04:29,646 - I can take your complaint, sir. - One of them. 35 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:33,771 Smart as ever, Mr Swan. 36 00:04:33,896 --> 00:04:37,271 Some values might survive the trenches, Constable. 37 00:04:37,396 --> 00:04:39,855 - Another letter? - It's wicked abuse, this! 38 00:04:41,355 --> 00:04:44,688 Edith's not sleeping. She's grizzling all the night, bless her. 39 00:04:44,813 --> 00:04:46,313 In and out of bed. 40 00:04:46,438 --> 00:04:49,230 Now, I know my law. This is a prison offence. 41 00:04:49,355 --> 00:04:52,563 So, you better do something about it sharp-like, 42 00:04:52,688 --> 00:04:54,605 before there's a hurleyberloo. 43 00:05:06,771 --> 00:05:09,605 - This is all of them. - Right. 44 00:05:18,730 --> 00:05:21,980 "Dear Edith. You foxy-ass old whore." 45 00:05:23,230 --> 00:05:26,480 - Holy heavens! - No. Carry on. 46 00:05:27,396 --> 00:05:29,646 Don't worry about me, Constable. I rise above it. 47 00:05:31,605 --> 00:05:34,438 "You really are a tricksy old fucker. 48 00:05:34,563 --> 00:05:37,146 "You belong in hell probably, 49 00:05:37,271 --> 00:05:40,105 "and you're a sad, stinky bitch as well." 50 00:05:40,896 --> 00:05:43,021 In the end, I think it's just jealousy. 51 00:05:44,813 --> 00:05:48,355 - What are you gonna do about it? - I'll note it. I'll surely note it. 52 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,188 - You'll what? - Note it. 53 00:05:50,313 --> 00:05:53,105 As in, write it down on some paper there, on a form. 54 00:05:53,230 --> 00:05:55,855 Which we have. In the station yonder. 55 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:57,980 You'll write it down on a form? 56 00:05:59,021 --> 00:06:02,313 - A form? - Yeah, alright... 57 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:07,855 Edith, do you feel certain-sure Rose Gooding's guilty? 58 00:06:07,980 --> 00:06:09,855 - Yes, hugely. - Er, Edith? 59 00:06:09,980 --> 00:06:12,605 Yes! I just said she does, butter my wig! 60 00:06:12,730 --> 00:06:16,355 It's not my place to judge anyone. There's only one judge. 61 00:06:17,563 --> 00:06:21,813 - We all await judgement equally. - Especially that old strumpet! 62 00:06:21,938 --> 00:06:25,855 - Well, no, that's not the point... - Shh! Let the man speak. 63 00:06:28,563 --> 00:06:29,980 Thank you. 64 00:06:30,105 --> 00:06:32,105 - Well, we at the station... - Alright, carry on. 65 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:36,146 We at the station think it's Miss Gooding, too. 66 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:41,563 But is there enough for a court summons? She'll be away to jail for these. 67 00:06:41,688 --> 00:06:44,646 Easily enough! She has it in for Edith. 68 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:45,938 A misunderstanding. 69 00:06:46,063 --> 00:06:50,063 That woman curses like a fish. She's got straggly hair all the time. 70 00:06:50,188 --> 00:06:54,063 And she marches around on the Sabbath with feet as bare as goose eggs! 71 00:06:54,188 --> 00:06:56,480 - But, even so... - Right! 72 00:06:59,813 --> 00:07:03,563 "Her Majesty, Miss Swan, sucks ten cocks a week minimum." 73 00:07:04,521 --> 00:07:08,563 "Edith Swan takes it up the Swanee, and she loves it more than Christmas Day." 74 00:07:08,688 --> 00:07:10,271 - Edward! - Only words, Mother. 75 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:15,230 "You foxy-arse old fucking mare, you want spiking in the nose, you big smelly bitch!" 76 00:07:15,355 --> 00:07:17,938 - Alright... - "You great big fucking onion!" 77 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:19,730 Alright, man. 78 00:07:19,855 --> 00:07:24,563 Edith would need to come in and personally make the claim in an interview with me. 79 00:07:24,688 --> 00:07:27,896 Which I know you'd struggle with, Edith, cos of your moral misgivings in the area. 80 00:07:34,438 --> 00:07:36,605 I should not cast the first stone. 81 00:07:38,063 --> 00:07:40,521 - If I were without sin... - She'll do it! 82 00:07:41,438 --> 00:07:46,021 Edith, love, if you behave right, as I know you will, 83 00:07:46,146 --> 00:07:48,521 you could be an example to people. 84 00:07:48,646 --> 00:07:52,521 You could be known in Littlehampton for your virtue and your sacrifice. 85 00:07:53,105 --> 00:07:54,521 Perhaps. 86 00:07:55,980 --> 00:07:58,771 Yes, if I could be of use to people... 87 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:03,938 - But is it not prideful? - It's not prideful. I hate her! 88 00:08:06,896 --> 00:08:09,896 God travels through the just. 89 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:17,855 Alright. 90 00:08:18,688 --> 00:08:22,813 We'll need a statement, then. All the facts you have. 91 00:08:22,938 --> 00:08:26,355 - Where are you going now? - To arrest Miss Gooding. 92 00:08:32,105 --> 00:08:34,271 Don't be nervous, Den. I'll get you in the ball sack! 93 00:08:36,355 --> 00:08:39,980 - Now, I have done this before! - Have you actually? 94 00:08:40,105 --> 00:08:42,521 Yes! It was different circumstances, obviously. 95 00:08:42,646 --> 00:08:46,355 - Like how? - Well, there wasn't a person underneath! 96 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:49,938 - Or a potato, nothing! Let's go! 97 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,980 Miss Gooding? Can you come with me, please? 98 00:08:52,105 --> 00:08:55,730 Can you give me five minutes? I'm on the verge of making history here! 99 00:08:57,188 --> 00:09:00,021 I don't know what you're doing, yoystering in the pub at this hour, Miss Gooding, 100 00:09:00,146 --> 00:09:02,355 but that's a pint rather than a half. 101 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:05,813 And it's time you owned up to these letters to Miss Swan! 102 00:09:08,521 --> 00:09:10,605 Are you fucking joking me? 103 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:16,063 You're gonna feel like a right daft old twat. 104 00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:17,938 - Why would I be doing that? - So you know... 105 00:09:18,063 --> 00:09:19,980 We knocked on your house and woke up your girl, 106 00:09:20,105 --> 00:09:21,688 but Mabel Alford's in with her now. 107 00:09:21,813 --> 00:09:23,688 Nancy? Don't tell her what's happening, Bill, please. 108 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:26,521 - No, course I won't. - Yeah, I had to tell her. 109 00:09:26,646 --> 00:09:28,688 - What did you say to her? - Nothing bad. 110 00:09:28,813 --> 00:09:30,813 Just that I was arresting her mother, 111 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:34,646 and it was great shame on the family and the street as a whole. 112 00:09:34,771 --> 00:09:35,938 Hey, Rose! Rose! 113 00:09:36,063 --> 00:09:39,063 Just make sure Nancy's okay. I'll be back in the morning. 114 00:09:39,188 --> 00:09:40,980 This is a fucking joke! 115 00:09:48,146 --> 00:09:51,813 Check her in, Gladys. I'll, er... go tell Spedding. 116 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,480 - Name? - Rose Gooding. 117 00:09:59,605 --> 00:10:01,438 Are you the night cleaner? 118 00:10:01,563 --> 00:10:03,730 Woman Police Officer Moss. 119 00:10:03,855 --> 00:10:05,980 - Address? - Fuck! 120 00:10:08,521 --> 00:10:10,355 I've heard of them. 121 00:10:11,605 --> 00:10:13,855 Undercover in the sewing circle, is it? 122 00:10:18,146 --> 00:10:20,146 67, Western Road. 123 00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:24,938 - Next of kin? - What counts as next of kin? 124 00:10:25,063 --> 00:10:28,563 - Closest adult blood relative. - I haven't got anything for that one. 125 00:10:28,688 --> 00:10:31,438 - You can put someone back home. 126 00:10:36,605 --> 00:10:39,188 You don't even get handcuffs, do you? 127 00:10:39,313 --> 00:10:42,105 Actually, that is at the discretion of my superior. 128 00:10:42,730 --> 00:10:45,688 And has your superior exercised his discretion 129 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:48,396 hitherto in this particular circumstance? 130 00:10:49,271 --> 00:10:50,938 - Come with me. - Fuck! 131 00:10:51,063 --> 00:10:54,896 Why would I send anonymous letters to someone I've torn strips off in the street? 132 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:56,855 Do I look like the anonymous type to you? 133 00:10:56,980 --> 00:10:59,480 You're not the first to say they didn't do it. 134 00:10:59,605 --> 00:11:03,313 Look, woman to woman, I've got a daughter at home. 135 00:11:03,438 --> 00:11:04,855 Do you? 136 00:11:06,355 --> 00:11:09,021 Then perhaps you should avoid breaking the law. 137 00:11:11,146 --> 00:11:12,605 Fucker! 138 00:12:06,771 --> 00:12:09,230 - Does it always smell like this? - Like what? 139 00:12:09,355 --> 00:12:12,521 Sorry, I'm just not used to the police. 140 00:12:12,646 --> 00:12:14,230 Just tell us about Rose. 141 00:12:15,771 --> 00:12:20,146 Woman Officer Moss joins in female ones in case of hysteria and general tears. 142 00:12:20,271 --> 00:12:21,480 So... 143 00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:24,480 What's she like? 144 00:12:24,605 --> 00:12:27,313 Well, we're all God's creatures, we're all deserving of his grace. 145 00:12:27,438 --> 00:12:29,521 - Miss Swan? - She's heinous. 146 00:12:29,646 --> 00:12:32,021 And she's what we feared would come after the war. 147 00:12:33,813 --> 00:12:35,813 Love thy neighbour, and I tried, but... 148 00:12:37,396 --> 00:12:42,021 Well, back in the spring, when she first moved here from the Emerald Isle, 149 00:12:42,146 --> 00:12:45,021 it was clear that she didn't rightly fit in. 150 00:12:45,146 --> 00:12:47,271 Her husband died early in the war, Nancy's father, 151 00:12:47,396 --> 00:12:51,230 and Bill, her latest, well, he wasn't the same after he came back either, 152 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:54,980 and they say he wasn't the first, she'd had a few. 153 00:12:55,105 --> 00:13:00,896 And, well, I can well imagine, she seemed enthusiastic in that, er... 154 00:13:01,813 --> 00:13:05,105 ...particular area of expertise. 155 00:13:06,313 --> 00:13:09,605 But she wanted a fresh start, she wanted to become a respectable woman, so... 156 00:13:10,396 --> 00:13:13,271 ...I think I saw myself as a missionary, 157 00:13:13,396 --> 00:13:15,938 helping someone to find a new path. 158 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:19,563 Oh, if I could just say two words to you: floor crumbs. 159 00:13:19,688 --> 00:13:21,646 Keep them in order, and everything else follows. 160 00:13:21,771 --> 00:13:25,771 My Auntie had a little ditty: "A woman whose floors are messy and foul... 161 00:13:26,855 --> 00:13:28,938 "Er... dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-dum..." 162 00:13:29,605 --> 00:13:33,146 - Anyway, the point is, she was a whore. - Right, I'll remember that. 163 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:36,563 Say, we should get you along to the Christian Women's Whist Drive. 164 00:13:36,688 --> 00:13:38,355 What the fuck is that? 165 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,313 - Applejack! - Oh, shit! 166 00:13:40,438 --> 00:13:42,355 - The language you just used out loud. - Fuck me! 167 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,730 - Indoors, on a Wednesday. - Jesus! 168 00:13:47,855 --> 00:13:50,855 So, you got to know her, then? 169 00:13:52,063 --> 00:13:53,896 A little. Erm... 170 00:13:55,521 --> 00:13:57,521 Likable in many ways. 171 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,688 'We became friends.' 172 00:14:00,813 --> 00:14:03,896 - Have you got a fella yourself? - Ah, well... 173 00:14:04,021 --> 00:14:07,313 - No. I was engaged, but... - Oh. 174 00:14:07,438 --> 00:14:09,938 - Christ, was he on the front? - Oh, no, Sidney didn't die. 175 00:14:10,063 --> 00:14:12,438 He just... went. 176 00:14:13,063 --> 00:14:14,313 What? 177 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,480 What a fucking bastard! 178 00:14:18,438 --> 00:14:22,105 I bet he was pale. Sidney's a pale, mangy, pitiful name. 179 00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:24,063 Crikey. 180 00:14:25,021 --> 00:14:28,021 - A bit pallid. 181 00:14:28,146 --> 00:14:31,271 My father says I'm better off, that he was un-Christian. 182 00:14:31,396 --> 00:14:33,438 Well, I'll find you a great big horse of a man, 183 00:14:33,563 --> 00:14:36,146 who wakes you up with a fright, if you know what I mean! 184 00:14:38,146 --> 00:14:40,646 Sure, you deserve a good 'un. You do, Edith. 185 00:14:41,355 --> 00:14:45,438 So, what brought you here after your husband...? 186 00:14:46,605 --> 00:14:48,730 A fair breeze, Edie love. 187 00:14:50,771 --> 00:14:52,813 I know you're not supposed to say it, but sometimes it's just good 188 00:14:52,938 --> 00:14:55,396 to get away from your fucking family. 189 00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:02,521 Of course, she, er... ruffled a few feathers. 190 00:15:02,646 --> 00:15:05,980 I mean, not much goes unnoticed in Western Road, as you know. 191 00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:07,521 For instance... 192 00:15:08,521 --> 00:15:11,271 - Oh, fuck! 193 00:15:11,396 --> 00:15:14,688 Oh, Jesus! Oh! 194 00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:17,563 - Oh! Oh! 195 00:15:18,813 --> 00:15:21,271 Ah! Oh! 196 00:15:23,605 --> 00:15:26,230 Er... for instance, we shared a wash house and a bath, 197 00:15:26,355 --> 00:15:30,271 and let's just say, neither were left in the pristinest of conditions. 198 00:15:31,146 --> 00:15:32,605 - Oh, God! - Oh Jesus! 199 00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:35,355 - Aargh! Oh, God! Oh, God! 200 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:38,646 Then it was my father's birthday at St John Methodist's. 201 00:15:43,563 --> 00:15:45,855 No, no, no, I'm joking. Only hymns. 202 00:15:45,980 --> 00:15:47,980 A few dirty jokes and hymns! 203 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,688 Might have to ask the vicar first. 204 00:15:55,938 --> 00:15:58,438 Come on, Edith, get the birthday boy some cake. 205 00:15:58,563 --> 00:16:01,313 She's in the middle of a conversation. She'll be with you when she's done. 206 00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:04,438 No. I'd like it now. 207 00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:07,938 Two moments. 208 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,813 - Good job her husband's not here. - What did you say, Ray? 209 00:16:14,938 --> 00:16:17,438 - Huh? - Go on, tell us what you said. 210 00:16:17,563 --> 00:16:20,980 Oh, leave it! It's my birthday party. 211 00:16:22,396 --> 00:16:24,480 It's your birthday party? 212 00:16:24,605 --> 00:16:27,313 Who cares? What, are you eight years old? 213 00:16:27,438 --> 00:16:29,771 You won't speak to me like I'm a nancy-boy. 214 00:16:29,896 --> 00:16:32,438 I was saying, what would your fucking husband think? 215 00:16:32,563 --> 00:16:35,980 My husband isn't alive, Ray, so he's not thinking a great deal. 216 00:16:36,813 --> 00:16:40,146 He's probably thinking it's a shame we're missing these shitty pasties. 217 00:16:40,271 --> 00:16:42,730 Looks like he got away lightly! 218 00:16:42,855 --> 00:16:44,730 Oh! 219 00:16:48,771 --> 00:16:50,438 Cake. 220 00:16:52,021 --> 00:16:54,396 Couldn't have that at Women's Whist. 221 00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:57,938 I saw her the next day. 222 00:16:58,646 --> 00:16:59,855 Oh! 223 00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:03,396 Oh... if you've come to apologise, my father's inside. 224 00:17:03,521 --> 00:17:05,355 I haven't come to apologise. 225 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,396 Sure, why would I apologise outside a toilet? 226 00:17:07,521 --> 00:17:10,438 - But, Rose, your behaviour last night. - Oh, fucking Ray was a gobshite. 227 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,771 And your father needs to loosen his chain, too. 228 00:17:12,896 --> 00:17:15,105 In my opinion, that's not how a proper lady behaves. 229 00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:17,813 Oh, I'll know better than cosy up to school ma'am next time. 230 00:17:17,938 --> 00:17:20,521 Fucking mardy old clod! I was just trying to be your friend! 231 00:17:28,271 --> 00:17:32,271 Actually, I do really need to go! Can you give me a second? 232 00:17:32,396 --> 00:17:35,730 - And close your ears! Oh, shit! 233 00:17:36,938 --> 00:17:39,646 And the next day, the child protection services turned up. 234 00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:46,646 - 'But, truly, I don't know why they came.' 235 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,938 We've been alerted to some domestic disturbances. 236 00:17:54,855 --> 00:17:57,646 Nancy, get over here. Who told you that? 237 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:02,605 I don't think nice little girls play those, do they, petal? 238 00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:05,146 - Who says I'm fucking nice? - Right, no. Inside now. 239 00:18:05,271 --> 00:18:06,896 Gimme that. It's Bill's, anyway. 240 00:18:07,021 --> 00:18:12,605 To have your household questioned like that in public... there's no greater shame. 241 00:18:23,396 --> 00:18:25,021 I didn't... Rose! No! 242 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,313 Rose! Rose, I didn't report you! 243 00:18:27,438 --> 00:18:30,730 - And when did the letters start? - Straight after that. 244 00:18:33,063 --> 00:18:36,980 - We haven't spoken since. - Well, when you put it like that... 245 00:18:38,188 --> 00:18:40,021 All out of nothing. 246 00:18:41,021 --> 00:18:44,230 - What's gonna happen to her? 247 00:18:46,813 --> 00:18:48,438 Thank you, Miss Swan. 248 00:18:55,771 --> 00:18:58,896 All pointing to Rose Gooding, sir, as suspected. 249 00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:00,438 Good job. 250 00:19:00,563 --> 00:19:03,771 Well, it's hardly surprising. Saw it ten miles off. 251 00:19:18,688 --> 00:19:20,771 Sir? 252 00:19:21,521 --> 00:19:24,938 - You're charging her? - Under libel. Not a small offence. 253 00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:27,438 No, it isn't. But what's the evidence? 254 00:19:29,771 --> 00:19:31,605 Motive. Timeline. 255 00:19:31,730 --> 00:19:36,896 You let me out of this fucking cell, you aging fucking soft-cock streak of piss! 256 00:19:38,230 --> 00:19:41,438 - Similarities in the language. - Mm-hmm... 257 00:19:41,563 --> 00:19:45,521 Everyone knows it's her, love. Ever since she got off that boat, she's a thorn. 258 00:19:45,646 --> 00:19:48,063 Rememer when she tried to climb up the side of the pub on her birthday? 259 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,521 Fell on top of Ron Flowers. 260 00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:51,688 Says he can still feel it in his neck when he turns to the left, 261 00:19:51,813 --> 00:19:53,896 which he says he does all the time, as do we all. 262 00:19:54,021 --> 00:19:56,271 Look, I'm doing it now. 263 00:19:56,396 --> 00:20:00,021 Yeah, no, that is... very... compelling. 264 00:20:00,146 --> 00:20:03,813 I know you're finding your feet, and your father was a good copper, 265 00:20:03,938 --> 00:20:06,730 but there's a hierarchy in the police, love. 266 00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:10,438 Yes, sir. 267 00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:19,271 Rose Gooding, you are charged 268 00:20:19,396 --> 00:20:22,771 with writing these wicked little letters to Edith Swan. 269 00:20:22,896 --> 00:20:24,438 You had clear motive to do this, 270 00:20:24,563 --> 00:20:27,146 and there's more than sufficient evidence to believe that it was you. 271 00:20:27,271 --> 00:20:31,355 You allegedly harassed a pretty, young, Christian woman, 272 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,146 who suffered greatly at the abuse. 273 00:20:34,271 --> 00:20:39,480 And therefore, you will be remanded on a three-pound bail while you await trial. 274 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,605 Can you afford this? 275 00:20:44,813 --> 00:20:45,855 No. 276 00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:51,521 Well, then, you will away to Portsmouth Prison for two and a half months. 277 00:20:53,521 --> 00:20:55,063 Next! 278 00:21:01,605 --> 00:21:05,188 Hey, keep your chin up now, Nance. They'll figure it out in the end, alright? 279 00:21:05,313 --> 00:21:07,896 - How can you know that for sure? - Cos Mammy's done nothing wrong. 280 00:21:08,021 --> 00:21:09,438 Exactly. 281 00:21:09,563 --> 00:21:11,605 Just do your homework and keep off Bill's guitar. 282 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:13,646 You got anything saved? 283 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,480 If I need to work, I'll work. I don't mind. 284 00:21:17,605 --> 00:21:20,605 Yeah, I have. I've got a week's wage due from Mrs Mills. You'll be grand. 285 00:21:20,730 --> 00:21:23,396 A week? Rose, they wanna send you down. What if you never come back? 286 00:21:23,521 --> 00:21:26,813 Are you fucking thick, man? Just look after her. 287 00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:30,980 Do you want me to write to your folks at home? 288 00:21:31,105 --> 00:21:34,605 - No. - Is it a nice prison, Mammy? 289 00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:40,396 I bet it's darling. 290 00:21:40,521 --> 00:21:43,688 - You fucking wankers! 291 00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:57,063 - Shh, shh! 292 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:07,480 - Break it up! Break it up! 293 00:22:08,980 --> 00:22:10,730 Move! 294 00:22:28,813 --> 00:22:32,980 ...it's after the game, and he's fucking her on the floor quick as he can, 295 00:22:33,105 --> 00:22:36,480 cos her uncle's upstairs, and he says she's a saucy bitch, 296 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:38,271 knows all the tricks and... 297 00:22:38,396 --> 00:22:41,730 - Miss Moss? - Carry on. Sounds like a good one. 298 00:22:42,355 --> 00:22:44,730 Well... don't think so. 299 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:48,480 It's not exactly a Sunday sermon, not entirely. 300 00:22:48,605 --> 00:22:52,105 - How can I help? - Firstly, I need your signature, sir. 301 00:22:52,230 --> 00:22:53,355 What is it? 302 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:57,105 Lad riding a motorcycle sidecar on the esplanade without a helmet. 303 00:22:57,230 --> 00:23:01,021 - Contrary to local byelaws. - Are you alright? Must be shaken up. 304 00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:04,646 Yes, it's a relief to be back here with you, Constable Papperwick. 305 00:23:04,771 --> 00:23:06,563 Oi! That's good police work. 306 00:23:06,688 --> 00:23:09,521 Secondly, having examined the letters to Edith Swan, 307 00:23:09,646 --> 00:23:11,730 I believe we may have charged an innocent. 308 00:23:11,855 --> 00:23:14,188 - I've been looking at the handwriting... - You're not on that case. 309 00:23:14,313 --> 00:23:16,188 It does appear to be a different person, sir. 310 00:23:16,313 --> 00:23:18,396 University-educated chicken swill. 311 00:23:20,855 --> 00:23:24,146 Oh, look at the curl on the 'F', the dot on the... 312 00:23:25,563 --> 00:23:28,355 - 'I'? - Yeah. Exactly, 'I'. 313 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,355 Or 'J' as well. Lower case. 314 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,896 - So, two options. - Your alphabet's really coming on. 315 00:23:35,021 --> 00:23:37,521 Judges don't go for handwriting. 316 00:23:37,646 --> 00:23:40,063 Follow orders or the whole thing falls apart. 317 00:23:40,188 --> 00:23:42,605 Yeah, women officers don't sleuth, love. 318 00:23:45,146 --> 00:23:46,396 Sir. 319 00:23:46,521 --> 00:23:48,355 Where are you off to? 320 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:52,480 To check on the emotional wellbeing of local woman affected by crime. 321 00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:54,896 Which falls within my purview, I believe. 322 00:24:09,521 --> 00:24:12,813 Well... hope you weren't like them. 323 00:24:33,063 --> 00:24:35,021 Woman Police Officer Moss. 324 00:24:35,146 --> 00:24:37,438 Woman Police Officer Moss. 325 00:24:39,730 --> 00:24:42,021 I'm Woman Police Officer Moss. 326 00:24:45,896 --> 00:24:47,313 The whole thing's been a trial. 327 00:24:47,438 --> 00:24:51,188 Trial is the word. Of my strength, of my conscience. 328 00:24:51,855 --> 00:24:54,771 And the press! It's been a whirlwind. 329 00:24:55,521 --> 00:24:58,355 I don't want to be seen as a martyr, Woman Officer Moss. 330 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,896 Oh, I don't think you'll be seen as a martyr. 331 00:25:01,021 --> 00:25:03,396 They're calling me "The Upstanding Miss Swan". 332 00:25:03,521 --> 00:25:06,563 It's a direct quote. But what do I know? Do you want to read it? 333 00:25:06,688 --> 00:25:08,355 Oh, I'm alright. 334 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,730 Well, you can take a copy with you when you go, cos we've got spares. 335 00:25:11,855 --> 00:25:14,188 Miss Gooding will have made it to Portsmouth Prison by now. 336 00:25:14,313 --> 00:25:18,563 - Yes, the idea haunts me. - Why? Are you having doubts it's her? 337 00:25:18,688 --> 00:25:20,396 Oh, if only. No. 338 00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:23,855 I'm only haunted that I didn't help her more. I liked her. 339 00:25:25,146 --> 00:25:30,105 The only saving grace is that, owing to Rose's character and way, 340 00:25:30,230 --> 00:25:33,146 in prison Rose may find some kindred spirits. 341 00:25:33,271 --> 00:25:36,105 - In Portsmouth Prison? - No, no, not the murderers or the rapists. 342 00:25:36,230 --> 00:25:39,146 I'm thinking more the drunks and the queers, maybe. 343 00:25:39,271 --> 00:25:41,105 Just trying to find a bright side. 344 00:25:42,563 --> 00:25:44,896 How about you, Mrs Swan? 345 00:25:45,021 --> 00:25:48,021 Who else could've done this? What do you think? 346 00:25:48,146 --> 00:25:49,980 What do I think? 347 00:25:51,396 --> 00:25:54,105 No, nothing. 348 00:25:57,646 --> 00:26:02,105 - She's just here to check on Edith. 349 00:26:02,730 --> 00:26:04,896 A woman police officer? 350 00:26:06,313 --> 00:26:08,188 Oh, look, a flying pig! 351 00:26:08,313 --> 00:26:10,146 - Ha-ha! 352 00:26:10,271 --> 00:26:14,313 He's larking around. We just find woman police officers quite funny. 353 00:26:14,438 --> 00:26:16,896 I understand. It's an adjustment. 354 00:26:17,646 --> 00:26:21,438 - I see you did well at school, Edith. - The world's going to hell. 355 00:26:22,563 --> 00:26:27,271 Oh, not really. You know, some prizes here, the odd soprano solo there. 356 00:26:27,396 --> 00:26:29,271 She was a modern-day genius. 357 00:26:30,355 --> 00:26:33,271 The things she used to say at tea. She had to be perfect. 358 00:26:33,396 --> 00:26:37,563 And that comes from being the eldest of eleven siblings, I reckon. 359 00:26:37,688 --> 00:26:39,688 They've all gone now, but... 360 00:26:40,688 --> 00:26:43,230 There's always one chick stays behind. 361 00:26:43,355 --> 00:26:46,938 Not in nature, I don't think, but in our family. 362 00:26:48,730 --> 00:26:51,646 So, did you stay on at school after you were twelve, then? 363 00:26:53,313 --> 00:26:58,563 - What do you make of this, hmm? - Do you mean equal suffrage? 364 00:26:58,688 --> 00:27:03,646 Two of my boys, still in France. What did they die for? 365 00:27:05,271 --> 00:27:06,480 Why? 366 00:27:09,688 --> 00:27:13,521 - I must get to Women's Whist. - Oh, yes. Mind if I join? 367 00:27:13,646 --> 00:27:15,105 Oh! 368 00:27:15,230 --> 00:27:16,646 Hello, girls. 369 00:27:16,771 --> 00:27:20,188 This is Gladys. Gladys, this is Kate and Mabel. 370 00:27:20,313 --> 00:27:22,730 We played whist through the war, it kept us all going. 371 00:27:22,855 --> 00:27:24,438 Officer. 372 00:27:24,563 --> 00:27:27,105 - Got you a lardy-john. - Oh! 373 00:27:27,230 --> 00:27:31,563 I've read everything in the papers. Congratulations... on your tragedy. 374 00:27:31,688 --> 00:27:34,646 Thank you. It's been a trial, it really has. 375 00:27:34,771 --> 00:27:38,230 - Have you read everything, Mabel? - Haven't had a chance yet, love. 376 00:27:38,355 --> 00:27:40,438 I've been weeding. 377 00:27:40,563 --> 00:27:43,896 I've offered to take in her uniform. I could take the cuffs up for you at least. 378 00:27:44,021 --> 00:27:45,980 - Thanks, Edie, I'm alright. - Oh. 379 00:27:46,105 --> 00:27:48,105 It was her husband's. He was a postman, too. 380 00:27:48,230 --> 00:27:51,605 He drowned in the Channel, so... Her choice. 381 00:27:52,313 --> 00:27:56,813 Mabel, it's just some newspaper stories. Nothing really. 382 00:27:56,938 --> 00:28:02,188 Just this outpouring of sympathy for me, it seems... and love. 383 00:28:02,313 --> 00:28:06,521 Waves and waves of love. It's quite a humbling experience. 384 00:28:06,646 --> 00:28:10,396 I think it's just an acknowledgement that, yes, I've been through hell, 385 00:28:10,521 --> 00:28:13,438 but I've survived with my head held high. 386 00:28:13,563 --> 00:28:15,980 I don't know, it's not for me to say, but I think so, yes. 387 00:28:16,105 --> 00:28:21,105 - Well, at least she's behind bars. - Oh, hold on, dear, she's got a daughter. 388 00:28:21,230 --> 00:28:23,896 Well, we've all got daughters, it's not... 389 00:28:24,021 --> 00:28:27,230 I mean, I don't, I've got a parakeet, but she's a lot of work. 390 00:28:27,355 --> 00:28:31,396 We don't know it was her for sure. Doesn't strike me as Rose, really. 391 00:28:31,521 --> 00:28:33,688 She was charged on my testimony, Mabel. 392 00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:37,271 - Don't you think it was her? - Well... no. 393 00:28:38,063 --> 00:28:41,063 Are there other people who would do this to Edith, do you think? 394 00:28:41,188 --> 00:28:43,271 - Any other people with grudges? - I shouldn't think so. 395 00:28:43,396 --> 00:28:47,230 - No. - Sorry I'm late. Andrew ran away. 396 00:28:47,355 --> 00:28:48,855 - Who's Andrew? - A pig. 397 00:28:48,980 --> 00:28:51,813 - Oh. Right. - Grudges? Oh-ho, God, yeah! 398 00:28:51,938 --> 00:28:54,521 Against Edith? I got four, just off the bat. 399 00:28:54,646 --> 00:28:59,021 - Yes, I mean Marjorie Stones! - Oh, five, then. Hadn't thought about her. 400 00:28:59,146 --> 00:29:01,688 From the dairy? I thought we had a good back-and-forth. 401 00:29:01,813 --> 00:29:04,355 - Oh, no, dear. - She says you got "a gloating air". 402 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,188 - Oh, what a lot I'm learning. - I wouldn't bother about it. 403 00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:10,771 - Interesting to find that out now... 404 00:29:10,896 --> 00:29:13,855 Sorry, can everyone just stop for a moment? 405 00:29:13,980 --> 00:29:16,813 - Can everyone just stop? - We have done. 406 00:29:17,605 --> 00:29:18,896 Right. 407 00:29:19,021 --> 00:29:23,896 Police woman, forget your name, are you telling me it isn't Rose? 408 00:29:26,563 --> 00:29:28,605 I'm not involved in the investigation, 409 00:29:28,730 --> 00:29:31,938 but we have to examine everything before sending a woman to jail. 410 00:29:32,063 --> 00:29:33,855 Hark at you, ma'am. 411 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:36,271 And what next? Set her free? 412 00:29:36,396 --> 00:29:38,938 If she hasn't done it, let her roam the land at leisure? 413 00:29:39,771 --> 00:29:42,021 Well... yes. 414 00:29:42,771 --> 00:29:46,021 - The woman's a spider on legs! - Spiders already have legs. 415 00:29:46,146 --> 00:29:50,646 - As in a monster, is what I'm saying. - Rose is a one, but she's not cruel. 416 00:29:50,771 --> 00:29:52,355 Really? 417 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:56,396 Calling Edith a frigid, ugly old spinster, who still lives at home, 418 00:29:56,521 --> 00:29:58,438 with no life, is not cruel? 419 00:29:59,021 --> 00:30:01,355 I don't think the letters have said those particular things. 420 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,896 - Well, where have I got them from, then? - Your brain, I think. 421 00:30:06,146 --> 00:30:08,063 Right. Well... 422 00:30:09,063 --> 00:30:11,355 Apologies, Edith. In that case. 423 00:30:12,313 --> 00:30:17,230 We're friends with Edie, but we got to know Rose, too, and we like her. 424 00:30:17,355 --> 00:30:19,396 - Sorry, Edith. - No need to say sorry. 425 00:30:19,521 --> 00:30:21,605 Any kindness shown to anyone gives me joy. 426 00:30:21,730 --> 00:30:25,855 And if it isn't her, she's awaiting trial in that wretched prison, 427 00:30:25,980 --> 00:30:30,563 and her kin haven't even got a shilling, let alone three pounds to bail her out. 428 00:30:31,688 --> 00:30:33,480 What on God's earth can be done? 429 00:30:53,396 --> 00:30:58,688 'Officer Moss, I'm not so stupid I don't know my own reputation. 430 00:30:58,813 --> 00:31:02,896 'A tart on the run from Ireland, is what it boils down to. 431 00:31:03,021 --> 00:31:05,313 'So your man there assumes it's me. 432 00:31:06,105 --> 00:31:10,646 'But I didn't leave Ireland for my sake. I left for Nancy. 433 00:31:11,396 --> 00:31:16,063 'I mean, why would I risk it all to write some letters to Edith Swan? 434 00:31:16,188 --> 00:31:18,521 'You must know it wasn't me. 435 00:31:18,646 --> 00:31:22,188 'You may not like me much, but can't you help me? 436 00:31:22,771 --> 00:31:25,230 'Yours, Rose Gooding.' 437 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:34,105 'Dear Miss Gooding. I absolutely cannot help you. 438 00:31:34,230 --> 00:31:37,980 'I'm a police officer, and you are a suspect. 439 00:31:38,105 --> 00:31:41,855 'To do so would be to violate the most basic codes of service. 440 00:31:41,980 --> 00:31:44,605 'It is beyond question. 441 00:31:44,730 --> 00:31:48,688 'Yours, Woman Police Officer Moss.' 442 00:31:59,730 --> 00:32:01,813 - Come on, then. - What? 443 00:32:01,938 --> 00:32:04,730 You're bailed until trial. Hurry up! 444 00:32:06,396 --> 00:32:08,855 I'm not? Am I? 445 00:32:09,980 --> 00:32:11,563 By who? 446 00:32:19,063 --> 00:32:22,605 What? Why the fuck have you done that? 447 00:32:22,730 --> 00:32:25,855 I didn't need your help, I was fine. I was enjoying myself. 448 00:32:28,063 --> 00:32:30,063 How could you afford three pounds? 449 00:32:30,188 --> 00:32:32,480 She sold one of her pigs. 450 00:32:33,271 --> 00:32:36,188 - Did you really? - Well, he was quite ill, so no loss. 451 00:32:37,230 --> 00:32:39,230 Well, I can't believe you've done that. 452 00:32:39,355 --> 00:32:44,480 No, honestly, don't tell anyone, but he's dying from rot. 453 00:32:45,313 --> 00:32:47,855 - Rot? - Pig rot. 454 00:32:48,771 --> 00:32:49,980 Jesus. 455 00:32:52,146 --> 00:32:55,146 - What are you gonna do? - Nothing. 456 00:32:56,188 --> 00:32:58,813 I'm just gonna lie low until the trial. 457 00:33:00,355 --> 00:33:03,146 I mean, I can't see why they think it's me. 458 00:33:03,271 --> 00:33:05,230 I was a bit roisterous once or twice. 459 00:33:05,355 --> 00:33:07,521 That won't stand up in court, though. 460 00:33:07,646 --> 00:33:10,021 I mean, people have to-dos all the time. 461 00:33:10,855 --> 00:33:13,396 Why you and not anyone else? 462 00:33:13,521 --> 00:33:17,396 - I mean, why not Sidney? - Why Sidney? 463 00:33:17,521 --> 00:33:21,146 Oh, Edith led him along something rotten, and then dropped him. 464 00:33:21,271 --> 00:33:24,355 What, she dropped him? I thought it was the other way round. 465 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,355 Hmm... not how I remember it. 466 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,188 Why ain't anyone pointing a finger at him? 467 00:33:28,313 --> 00:33:30,063 He's decent, I'm not. 468 00:33:30,188 --> 00:33:32,021 Well, nobody's perfect. 469 00:33:32,146 --> 00:33:35,146 I'm a lovely lady, but my hygiene habits are medieval. 470 00:33:35,271 --> 00:33:38,355 They're alarming even to me. Does that make me a criminal? 471 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,271 No, it doesn't. 472 00:33:40,396 --> 00:33:43,188 And decent didn't matter when we were working in their factories, 473 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:45,146 and driving their tractors. 474 00:33:45,271 --> 00:33:48,271 Oh, we have to go back to being decent, do we? 475 00:33:48,396 --> 00:33:50,938 Well... fuck 'em! 476 00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:53,896 I've got some rum. Fuck 'em up the arse! 477 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:03,480 - ♪...with your cheeks alight 478 00:34:03,605 --> 00:34:09,521 - ♪ Why you keep me waiting... - Is that... is that Nance? 479 00:34:09,646 --> 00:34:13,188 ♪ I'm hot and I'm steamy 480 00:34:13,313 --> 00:34:17,980 ♪ I'm awake and I'm dreamy... ♪ 481 00:34:18,105 --> 00:34:21,813 Nancy! What did I say about playing guitar while I'm away? 482 00:34:21,938 --> 00:34:26,230 Get in! And you're bloody smoking! Do you want your lungs turn black? 483 00:34:35,271 --> 00:34:37,438 I'm getting better! I'm sorry. 484 00:34:37,563 --> 00:34:41,563 It's not good enough! I've been away for a few months, and you already play... 485 00:34:47,896 --> 00:34:50,605 Didn't I tell you I'd be back, hmm? 486 00:34:53,980 --> 00:34:55,813 See? 487 00:35:00,771 --> 00:35:03,438 Don't let them fuck you up, hmm? 488 00:35:33,355 --> 00:35:36,188 You shaved specially for me, admit it. 489 00:35:38,105 --> 00:35:41,021 Ow! Fuck, are you trying to boil me, man? 490 00:35:45,813 --> 00:35:49,355 - How's Nance really been? - She's been fine. 491 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,313 She loves you, you know. 492 00:35:51,438 --> 00:35:53,813 I know. You both do. 493 00:36:03,063 --> 00:36:05,063 - Hello, there. Daily Mail. - No! 494 00:36:05,188 --> 00:36:08,188 No, no, no... I'm not going to grill you about the letters. 495 00:36:08,313 --> 00:36:09,730 What, then? 496 00:36:10,688 --> 00:36:13,146 No, that is what I'm going to do. 497 00:36:13,271 --> 00:36:15,438 Why do they even care? 498 00:36:15,563 --> 00:36:17,605 Cos people like to pick a side. 499 00:36:17,730 --> 00:36:20,730 - And them letters are filth. - They're fucking funny. 500 00:36:22,313 --> 00:36:24,188 "Peculiar case of... 501 00:36:25,646 --> 00:36:30,438 "...the Littlehampton letter victim, Miss Edith Swan, speaks 502 00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:33,605 "of her faith and forbearance with grace and dignity..." 503 00:36:33,730 --> 00:36:35,771 Give me fucking strength! 504 00:36:43,938 --> 00:36:46,313 These houses are going to the dogs. 505 00:36:46,438 --> 00:36:49,480 - Sorry, Father, I was onto that next. 506 00:36:49,605 --> 00:36:51,771 Dazzled by the limelight, are you? 507 00:36:52,646 --> 00:36:55,896 Head turned by Madame and Monsieur Fame? 508 00:36:57,396 --> 00:37:00,563 - Don't you get carried away. - Oh, no, Father, I've sat down two seconds. 509 00:37:00,688 --> 00:37:03,063 - Remember your place. - Course. 510 00:37:10,813 --> 00:37:12,688 Yes, Father. 511 00:37:37,938 --> 00:37:39,605 Rose? 512 00:37:44,105 --> 00:37:45,771 What timing. 513 00:37:45,896 --> 00:37:49,438 I've thought and prayed about what I'd say to you the first time I saw you. 514 00:37:51,438 --> 00:37:55,605 Oh, well... no hard feelings. It was good to get away. 515 00:37:58,021 --> 00:38:02,355 - I forgive you, Rose. - Edith... I didn't do it. 516 00:38:05,730 --> 00:38:07,521 Who's that? 517 00:38:07,646 --> 00:38:10,230 Er... that's me. I'm sorry. 518 00:38:10,980 --> 00:38:13,771 I thought this was more of a private situation. 519 00:38:13,896 --> 00:38:17,396 But also, I... didn't want to leave in case of problems, 520 00:38:17,521 --> 00:38:19,605 so I held position. 521 00:38:20,438 --> 00:38:23,938 The Father and I have been discussing a sermon I might give at St Catherine's. 522 00:38:24,063 --> 00:38:27,355 We're all positively fizzing with the idea. 523 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,771 And I had a passage I wanted to read to you, too. 524 00:38:29,896 --> 00:38:32,813 - That's what I mean by "good timing". - Twist of fate. 525 00:38:32,938 --> 00:38:35,771 - No, thank you. - No... thank you? 526 00:38:36,813 --> 00:38:39,855 - It's very short, quite energising. - You don't want me any more energised. 527 00:38:39,980 --> 00:38:43,855 - Not unless you want a good bannicking. - A physical threat? 528 00:38:43,980 --> 00:38:46,771 It's like a trapdoor to hell opens up everywhere you tread. 529 00:38:46,896 --> 00:38:50,730 - I'm not actually evil, you know? - No, but you've got evil in you. 530 00:38:50,855 --> 00:38:52,855 No, no, it's not your fault, but you were born with it... 531 00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:57,521 I like you, Rose, and I'd like to bring you to the light. For Nancy's sake. 532 00:39:01,021 --> 00:39:03,188 You can keep your fucking light. 533 00:39:12,396 --> 00:39:14,938 What are you doing? What's all this for? 534 00:39:15,063 --> 00:39:17,605 Nothing. I'm just making the house nice. 535 00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:21,605 - Like nice mothers do. - Well, you're already a nice mother. 536 00:39:21,730 --> 00:39:25,230 I just want it all to be a bit better for Nancy. 537 00:39:25,355 --> 00:39:29,313 It's too late for me, but I just wanted it to be a bit... better, you know... 538 00:39:29,438 --> 00:39:30,855 - Fuck! - Hey, hey. 539 00:39:30,980 --> 00:39:32,563 I'm fine! 540 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:39,271 If I just prove to people that I don't have a demon residing inside my fucking abdomen, 541 00:39:39,396 --> 00:39:41,605 then maybe I wouldn't... 542 00:39:47,271 --> 00:39:50,188 Explain this what just came with the postman! 543 00:39:50,313 --> 00:39:54,396 - Explain it! Soon as you're back! - I didn't! I promise I... 544 00:39:54,521 --> 00:39:56,855 - This'll be the death of me! - "Dear Miss Swan. 545 00:39:56,980 --> 00:39:59,688 "You bloody fucking old saggy sack of chicken piss. 546 00:39:59,813 --> 00:40:03,855 "You want fucking in the nose holes, you old beetle!" 547 00:40:03,980 --> 00:40:05,563 Beetle? 548 00:40:05,688 --> 00:40:07,688 Edith, you honestly don't think I've been doing this. 549 00:40:07,813 --> 00:40:09,271 I don't know anymore. 550 00:40:09,396 --> 00:40:11,271 Father, it mightn't be her. It could be all kinds of people. 551 00:40:11,396 --> 00:40:15,313 - She was my friend. - No! She wasn't your friend. 552 00:40:15,438 --> 00:40:18,855 - She's a lying slut! - Hey, what did you just say? 553 00:40:18,980 --> 00:40:21,563 You know she is. Be a man, son! 554 00:40:21,688 --> 00:40:24,063 Don't front up to me, old boy. I used to box in bars for cash! 555 00:40:24,188 --> 00:40:25,980 Don't tell people that, obviously. 556 00:40:26,105 --> 00:40:27,730 - And you stink out the wash house, too. - Bill! 557 00:40:27,855 --> 00:40:29,730 Well, he does. I think you're ill, mate. 558 00:40:31,938 --> 00:40:33,813 - My God, please! 559 00:40:34,438 --> 00:40:36,563 Bill! Get inside! Get inside! 560 00:40:36,688 --> 00:40:38,188 Get inside! 561 00:40:38,313 --> 00:40:41,855 - No, I just want this to stop! - Oi, oi, oi! Where is she? 562 00:40:41,980 --> 00:40:43,313 Lizzie, what's the matter? 563 00:40:43,438 --> 00:40:46,063 I've just had this, saying I'm a middling hooker, 564 00:40:46,188 --> 00:40:49,146 and my fella's having it off with a tall governess! 565 00:40:49,271 --> 00:40:51,313 Sending them to everyone now, are you? 566 00:40:51,438 --> 00:40:55,355 What? No... Are you a fucking eejit? Why would I...? 567 00:40:59,896 --> 00:41:03,521 - More letters. Lizzie Bailey's just... - We know. She's been fined a ha'penny. 568 00:41:03,646 --> 00:41:05,896 Ha'penny? She could've killed her with that shovel! 569 00:41:06,896 --> 00:41:10,563 - How many have you got? Shut them blinds. - Six just this morning on my rounds. 570 00:41:10,688 --> 00:41:13,313 - All to people connected with Gooding? - Yep. 571 00:41:13,438 --> 00:41:15,313 - There or thereabout. - I've filed four. 572 00:41:15,438 --> 00:41:19,563 Two of mine alluded in a roundabout way to sodomy, beg pardon there, Gladys. 573 00:41:19,688 --> 00:41:21,938 One of them used a word I've never even seen before. 574 00:41:22,063 --> 00:41:24,105 Yeah. I actually think it's Greek in origin. 575 00:41:24,230 --> 00:41:27,355 - Really? How do you know that? - Fascinating how language travels. 576 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,521 - It's horrific. - So, that is eleven... 577 00:41:31,563 --> 00:41:33,771 Doesn't it seem a bit queer to you Rose would do that, 578 00:41:33,896 --> 00:41:35,521 knowing she'd lose everything? 579 00:41:35,646 --> 00:41:37,563 Gone soft for her. Christ! 580 00:41:37,688 --> 00:41:40,105 She's just this moment out, and here they all are. 581 00:41:40,230 --> 00:41:41,980 She boozes, then she curses. 582 00:41:42,105 --> 00:41:43,313 - So do you. - Huh? 583 00:41:43,438 --> 00:41:45,438 - Why's worse when she does it? - Well... 584 00:41:47,605 --> 00:41:50,188 - Yeah, go on, say it again... - It's obvious she didn't do it. 585 00:41:50,313 --> 00:41:52,688 Can you at least admit there's a chance she didn't do it? 586 00:41:52,813 --> 00:41:56,521 Definitely not. Christ, Glad, that Gooding wench is done! 587 00:41:56,646 --> 00:41:59,313 I've had one now, calling my wife's voice too deep, 588 00:41:59,438 --> 00:42:01,355 which she already knows, thank you. 589 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,480 And it aches when she tries to pitch-up anyway. 590 00:42:04,605 --> 00:42:07,480 Gladys, can you get some tea on, please? 591 00:42:08,896 --> 00:42:10,313 Gladys? 592 00:42:13,771 --> 00:42:15,771 Milk and two sugars. 593 00:42:20,855 --> 00:42:25,313 'On Tuesday, the Home Secretary Mr Edward Shortt was compelled 594 00:42:25,438 --> 00:42:27,438 'to answer a question in Parliament 595 00:42:27,563 --> 00:42:31,355 'about the ever-growing scandal of the Littlehampton letters. 596 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:36,146 'The poison-pen missives, obscene and malicious in equal measure, 597 00:42:36,271 --> 00:42:40,646 'are causing widespread distress across the county. 598 00:42:40,771 --> 00:42:42,730 'Now numbering over one hundred, 599 00:42:42,855 --> 00:42:45,813 'Mr Shortt called them a national embarrassment, 600 00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:49,896 'but said he has immeasurable faith in his exemplary police force 601 00:42:50,021 --> 00:42:51,980 'to find the culprit in the end. 602 00:42:52,105 --> 00:42:55,605 'The mystery of the letters continues to captivate the nation, 603 00:42:55,730 --> 00:42:58,021 'in which every household has an opinion 604 00:42:58,146 --> 00:43:03,021 'on whether Miss Rose Gooding is innocent or guilty.' 605 00:43:04,438 --> 00:43:06,230 It's German. 606 00:43:22,438 --> 00:43:25,521 Oh. Hello. Is Miss... Is Gladys in, please? 607 00:43:25,646 --> 00:43:27,271 Winnie... 608 00:43:28,063 --> 00:43:32,021 My niece. Wants to be an officer, apparently. Off you go. 609 00:43:32,146 --> 00:43:34,188 And be a good one, if you do, Winnie, love. 610 00:43:34,313 --> 00:43:35,980 I bally will. 611 00:43:37,230 --> 00:43:40,480 - How can I help, Rose? - You tepid fucking cow... 612 00:43:40,605 --> 00:43:44,605 Ow! Fuck me! Don't break it now, that's my letter-writing arm! 613 00:43:44,730 --> 00:43:48,438 I want this on your fucking conscience. I asked you for help! 614 00:43:48,563 --> 00:43:50,355 I'm an officer. Why would I help a suspect? 615 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:53,230 Because the police are horseshit! 616 00:43:53,355 --> 00:43:56,688 If you want help, Rose, there are better ways to go about it than cursing and fighting. 617 00:43:56,813 --> 00:43:59,896 I don't need your fucking help. I don't trust your fucking help! 618 00:44:00,980 --> 00:44:03,771 - But would you help me? - You don't need it, apparently. 619 00:44:03,896 --> 00:44:06,230 - No. Are you offering? - No, I'm not. 620 00:44:06,355 --> 00:44:08,146 Right, then, fuck off! 621 00:44:08,855 --> 00:44:11,688 I would like to interview you, though, one more time. 622 00:44:13,188 --> 00:44:15,146 In the spirit of rigour. 623 00:44:15,271 --> 00:44:17,646 Rigour? Ha-ha! 624 00:44:19,938 --> 00:44:22,646 If you'd like to step inside... 625 00:44:33,855 --> 00:44:37,771 "While many of her gender take to the streets in protest, 626 00:44:37,896 --> 00:44:41,980 "Miss Swan might teach them something of moral rectitude. 627 00:44:42,105 --> 00:44:47,355 "The childless spinster is grim-looking and by no means conventionally charming." 628 00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,855 - Oh... - Well, that's not true. 629 00:44:52,813 --> 00:44:57,063 "Miss Swan refuses to condemn her neighbour. 630 00:44:57,188 --> 00:45:00,896 "'It is in the pardoning that we are pardoned,' she says. 631 00:45:01,021 --> 00:45:05,355 "She will give a sermon herself at St Catherine's in the coming weeks." 632 00:45:06,146 --> 00:45:09,396 Ooh, you are a treasure. Now, you must be pleased with that. 633 00:45:09,521 --> 00:45:12,521 Pride changes angels into devils. 634 00:45:12,646 --> 00:45:15,396 Do you know what men will do with this picture, hmm? 635 00:45:17,730 --> 00:45:19,896 Pin it on the privy door, is what. 636 00:45:21,105 --> 00:45:24,188 - It's disgusting. - Father, it's nothing, it's... 637 00:45:27,063 --> 00:45:30,438 It's... just a small interview. It doesn't warrant... 638 00:45:31,980 --> 00:45:33,563 I'm sorry. 639 00:45:34,730 --> 00:45:36,146 I'm a... 640 00:45:37,355 --> 00:45:41,521 - Am I being silly? - Somewhat, Father. 641 00:45:41,646 --> 00:45:43,938 A daft egg, am I? 642 00:45:46,730 --> 00:45:48,855 - Edward! 643 00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:51,563 No, you're right. I'll lower my voice. 644 00:45:51,688 --> 00:45:54,521 Goodness knows what the neighbours might think! 645 00:45:56,063 --> 00:45:58,396 I won't be made a nancy-boy! 646 00:45:59,605 --> 00:46:02,646 You might be trotting up the fucking pulpit, but whose household is this? 647 00:46:02,771 --> 00:46:04,355 - It's yours. - Who's the captain of this ship? 648 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,021 - You. - And what are you? 649 00:46:06,146 --> 00:46:07,313 - I don't know. - What are you? 650 00:46:07,438 --> 00:46:08,563 Father... 651 00:46:10,230 --> 00:46:13,438 - You're my little Edie. 652 00:46:13,563 --> 00:46:16,480 And you always will be. 653 00:46:21,105 --> 00:46:25,021 Proverbs, chapter three, verses 11 and 12. 654 00:46:26,688 --> 00:46:28,438 Two hundred times. 655 00:46:29,813 --> 00:46:32,063 Do I have to count to three? 656 00:46:41,646 --> 00:46:43,646 Apologies for the language. 657 00:46:47,355 --> 00:46:49,521 I don't like the way you speak or the way you act. 658 00:46:49,646 --> 00:46:52,021 Rose, I should be clear, this isn't about being friends. 659 00:46:52,146 --> 00:46:56,313 Uh, good God, no, Gladys. You got your career to think about. 660 00:46:56,438 --> 00:46:58,396 Woman Police Officer Moss, please. 661 00:46:58,521 --> 00:47:00,980 I'm not saying all that. I will say Officer Moss. 662 00:47:01,105 --> 00:47:05,230 - Woman Police Officer Moss! - I can see you're a woman. Jesus! 663 00:47:13,146 --> 00:47:15,938 I don't think you wrote these letters, Miss Gooding. 664 00:47:16,063 --> 00:47:20,230 Cos look. This is a formal, educated hand. 665 00:47:20,355 --> 00:47:22,480 Whereas yours is... I mean... 666 00:47:23,271 --> 00:47:26,688 - Did you go to school? - Yes, thank you! 667 00:47:27,438 --> 00:47:29,855 - Because you capitalise your 'Fs'. - Yeah, it looks better. 668 00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:32,313 Is there some rule book that says which letters you capitalise 669 00:47:32,438 --> 00:47:34,355 and which ones you don't, and when? 670 00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:36,396 Yes, there is. 671 00:47:37,188 --> 00:47:41,480 The writing in the letters is quite florid. The 'S', the 'F', the 'G'... 672 00:47:41,605 --> 00:47:44,230 Who's got time to write fucking 'Gs' like that? 673 00:47:44,355 --> 00:47:46,730 Up to them, I suppose. 674 00:47:47,688 --> 00:47:50,813 The scope of the crime has widened since we last spoke. 675 00:47:50,938 --> 00:47:54,313 Now, the sentence could easily be a year's hard labour, by my reckoning. 676 00:47:54,438 --> 00:47:57,646 During which you would presumably lose custody of your child. 677 00:47:59,396 --> 00:48:03,188 There are ten days until the trial, so let's get down to it. 678 00:48:05,021 --> 00:48:06,688 Thank you for this. 679 00:48:13,563 --> 00:48:15,605 Have you got a fella? 680 00:48:16,313 --> 00:48:19,605 Lady police are forbidden marrying or having children. 681 00:48:20,646 --> 00:48:23,480 Fucking Jesus shat on the cross! 682 00:48:23,605 --> 00:48:25,313 Then, why? 683 00:48:25,438 --> 00:48:28,646 My dad did it. Twenty-two years. 684 00:48:32,855 --> 00:48:35,063 I think you've been set up, Rose. 685 00:48:35,855 --> 00:48:38,855 Is there anyone who'd want to do such a thing? 686 00:48:40,230 --> 00:48:41,980 Have you got a pen and paper? 687 00:48:42,105 --> 00:48:46,313 "My son, despise not..." 688 00:48:47,355 --> 00:48:51,605 "...the chastening of the Lord. 689 00:48:51,730 --> 00:48:57,438 "Neither be weary of his correction. 690 00:48:57,563 --> 00:49:00,980 "Even as a father... 691 00:49:02,355 --> 00:49:08,063 "...the son in whom he delighteth. 692 00:49:13,396 --> 00:49:16,021 "My... son... 693 00:49:21,896 --> 00:49:23,271 "...despise... 694 00:49:23,396 --> 00:49:27,438 "Neither be weary of..." 695 00:49:31,230 --> 00:49:37,230 "For whom the Lord... loveth." 696 00:51:29,021 --> 00:51:30,521 "Dear... 697 00:51:32,563 --> 00:51:34,021 "...Edith. 698 00:51:41,646 --> 00:51:43,563 "You big... 699 00:51:44,938 --> 00:51:46,355 "...fucking... 700 00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,771 "...arsehole." 701 00:52:46,813 --> 00:52:48,563 - Oh... - Edith! 702 00:52:48,688 --> 00:52:51,021 Edith... Edith! 703 00:52:51,146 --> 00:52:53,396 - Oh, oh... 704 00:52:54,355 --> 00:52:59,230 - Edith! - Oh! What's happened? Oh! 705 00:53:00,105 --> 00:53:02,771 - Mother... - Go and get a doctor. 706 00:53:06,396 --> 00:53:08,021 Alright, love? 707 00:53:15,188 --> 00:53:17,521 Go and get a doctor, quick! 708 00:53:17,646 --> 00:53:19,063 Quick! 709 00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:54,396 Are you alright there, Edith? 710 00:53:56,271 --> 00:53:59,313 Oh, yes, yes. What do I do again? 711 00:53:59,896 --> 00:54:02,355 It's just a small amount of paperwork. 712 00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:06,771 Someone will have to formally confirm that it's her. I have to witness. 713 00:54:08,396 --> 00:54:10,646 Right. My father's upstairs, so... 714 00:54:30,355 --> 00:54:33,313 Righty-ho. Let's, er... please. 715 00:54:36,563 --> 00:54:38,146 It's just your name. 716 00:54:46,230 --> 00:54:48,355 And then the signature. 717 00:54:49,271 --> 00:54:52,355 She was so good. She was good. 718 00:54:53,521 --> 00:54:57,438 So sorry. Sorry. I seem quite overcome. 719 00:54:57,563 --> 00:54:59,896 We'll find who wrote these letters, Miss Swan. 720 00:55:00,563 --> 00:55:02,730 What do you mean? I thought the police knew it was Rose. 721 00:55:02,855 --> 00:55:05,730 That does appear to be the case, yes. 722 00:55:28,271 --> 00:55:31,188 On behalf of the Swan family, 723 00:55:31,313 --> 00:55:34,605 I would like to pay tribute to Victoria Swan. 724 00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:37,771 In a time when our morality is threatened, 725 00:55:37,896 --> 00:55:40,980 and women everywhere are losing their decorum, 726 00:55:41,105 --> 00:55:43,688 she was a woman who knew her role. 727 00:55:44,688 --> 00:55:48,188 These recent crimes must not cause despair. 728 00:55:48,313 --> 00:55:50,896 Rather we must remember that in God's eyes, 729 00:55:51,021 --> 00:55:56,938 the guilty inform on themselves with their own souls, 730 00:55:57,063 --> 00:56:00,646 and the pure of heart... are set free. 731 00:56:01,563 --> 00:56:03,188 Amen. 732 00:56:04,938 --> 00:56:07,813 Let us pray for Edward and Edith, 733 00:56:07,938 --> 00:56:10,771 and all that Victoria leaves behind her. 734 00:56:16,688 --> 00:56:20,896 - You're a bright button, aren't you? - I just want to be a part of it, sir. 735 00:56:22,521 --> 00:56:25,063 - I don't want anything special. - Sir? 736 00:56:27,605 --> 00:56:29,355 - Something major. - Wait. 737 00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:32,521 Everyone wants a part of it, we got hacks from France, 738 00:56:32,646 --> 00:56:35,980 a private investigator from Sweden, all got theories. 739 00:56:36,688 --> 00:56:41,521 Problem is, you've been asking questions behind my back, ain't you? 740 00:56:41,646 --> 00:56:45,146 - Well, not really. - You don't have to lie. People talk. 741 00:56:45,271 --> 00:56:47,521 You got a policeman's nose. 742 00:56:48,230 --> 00:56:50,438 Maybe I asked the odd innocent question, sir. 743 00:56:50,563 --> 00:56:52,813 - Sir, could I quickly...? - Not now. 744 00:56:55,271 --> 00:56:58,188 Problem is, I asked you not to. 745 00:56:58,980 --> 00:57:01,521 Do you think you're the first person to suspect Edith? 746 00:57:01,646 --> 00:57:05,355 I told you, handwriting won't cut it in trial. 747 00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:07,980 Especially coming from you. 748 00:57:08,105 --> 00:57:10,396 - I'm a police officer... - Woman Police Officer. 749 00:57:10,521 --> 00:57:12,980 Don't have to say that every time, people can see I'm a woman. 750 00:57:13,105 --> 00:57:15,438 Home Secretary's in Parliament, saying we need to catch the letter-writer, 751 00:57:15,563 --> 00:57:17,855 so I fucking will, my God! 752 00:57:18,855 --> 00:57:21,688 You'd need to catch her red-handed. And how are you gonna do that? 753 00:57:25,771 --> 00:57:27,396 Yes? 754 00:57:27,521 --> 00:57:29,855 We got a psychic. From Toronto, Canada. 755 00:57:29,980 --> 00:57:31,896 - Yes? - Says he's got an amethyst. 756 00:57:32,021 --> 00:57:35,063 - Sounds like a pretty powerful one. - Get out of my office. 757 00:57:35,188 --> 00:57:36,688 Will do. 758 00:57:40,771 --> 00:57:43,146 You know I have to suspend you. 759 00:57:45,896 --> 00:57:47,730 You know that. 760 00:57:47,855 --> 00:57:50,646 Please, sir, I, er... I think... 761 00:57:52,105 --> 00:57:53,521 Please, sir. 762 00:57:53,646 --> 00:57:55,938 You know what was good about your father? 763 00:57:56,063 --> 00:57:59,355 He knew the hierarchy, and he did what he was told. 764 00:58:02,771 --> 00:58:05,105 Look at these. Handcuffs. 765 00:58:06,105 --> 00:58:08,480 They could be yours. 766 00:58:08,605 --> 00:58:13,271 But if you meddle in my case again, they'll be on your fucking wrists. 767 01:00:02,188 --> 01:00:03,896 What are you doing? 768 01:00:04,605 --> 01:00:06,063 Nothing. 769 01:00:19,188 --> 01:00:24,271 "Dear Mrs Pagwell. You arse sucker. 770 01:00:24,396 --> 01:00:27,355 "Call that a chin? There's nothing fucking there." 771 01:00:28,271 --> 01:00:32,105 That wily higgler. I don't believe it. 772 01:00:32,230 --> 01:00:34,105 I think it's a kind of mania. 773 01:00:34,230 --> 01:00:37,271 Well, Rose will kill her. She's got the red mist. 774 01:00:37,396 --> 01:00:41,355 She won't, because we won't tell her. Not till we've proved it. 775 01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:45,271 - We have a week. - Police know you're doing this? 776 01:00:45,396 --> 01:00:48,230 I'm not currently working at the police, no. 777 01:00:48,355 --> 01:00:50,063 Oh! 778 01:00:50,188 --> 01:00:52,396 You're got some plums. 779 01:00:52,521 --> 01:00:54,855 Keep this between us. 780 01:00:55,813 --> 01:01:00,355 Why me? I don't like secrets. They actually give me a churny tum. 781 01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:03,396 Cos your shed overlooks their house, doesn't it? 782 01:01:03,521 --> 01:01:05,188 Oh... 783 01:01:05,313 --> 01:01:08,605 - I'm gonna need some bran. 784 01:01:10,146 --> 01:01:12,730 I'll take that as a yes. 785 01:01:25,230 --> 01:01:27,563 Sorry for your troubles. 786 01:01:28,813 --> 01:01:31,563 I mean it. She was a good lady, your mother. 787 01:01:32,521 --> 01:01:34,688 How have you been getting on? 788 01:01:34,813 --> 01:01:37,313 Oh, I've been feeling grand, thank you. 789 01:01:38,230 --> 01:01:41,771 - How about you? - I'm a wee bit preoccupied. 790 01:01:42,563 --> 01:01:45,146 Yes. I see they trumpet me in Parliament. 791 01:01:45,271 --> 01:01:47,355 Well, there's a range of opinions. 792 01:01:48,313 --> 01:01:52,146 - Where did you learn to read? - A local priest taught me. 793 01:01:53,521 --> 01:01:56,771 At least he said he was a priest. Asked me to elope to Morocco in the end. 794 01:01:57,855 --> 01:02:01,605 He was a fine tutor of letters. How about yourself? 795 01:02:02,563 --> 01:02:06,605 I used to help my father with the signwriting from a very early age. 796 01:02:06,730 --> 01:02:09,480 I did all the ones for Glimson's Dairy when I was only eight. 797 01:02:14,396 --> 01:02:17,938 Oh, would you return my patty pans before the trial next week? 798 01:02:19,813 --> 01:02:23,438 Just in case I don't see you for a long while afterwards. Ta. 799 01:02:26,146 --> 01:02:28,063 "Ta." 800 01:02:28,896 --> 01:02:30,896 Fucking mardy old bitch! 801 01:02:31,021 --> 01:02:32,688 What is the nature of their conversation? 802 01:02:32,813 --> 01:02:35,230 - Nature of the conversation is... - Angry? 803 01:02:35,355 --> 01:02:36,855 - Hostile. - Where is Edith now? 804 01:02:36,980 --> 01:02:39,813 - Edith's heading up the road. - Heading up the road in which direction? 805 01:02:39,938 --> 01:02:42,813 - North-by-northwest. - North-by-northwest. 806 01:02:43,396 --> 01:02:48,230 She has disappeared around the corner at 9:26 and a half. 807 01:02:48,355 --> 01:02:50,021 This way round... 808 01:02:50,146 --> 01:02:53,646 - Oh, alright. - Mr Francis Hill. 809 01:02:53,771 --> 01:02:57,021 - 52, Sussex Terrace. That is... - Mark there. 810 01:03:06,146 --> 01:03:09,396 - 62, Windsor Street... - That's all the way here. 811 01:03:09,521 --> 01:03:12,896 - That's out of town, really, innit? - Did she go all the way to 62, Windsor St. 812 01:03:13,521 --> 01:03:16,563 Put that chicken down. Come on, then, let's get an early start. 813 01:03:16,688 --> 01:03:19,855 Now, my girls, you be good. 814 01:03:31,271 --> 01:03:35,938 "Dear Gladys. Thank God your dad got shot. You smelly bitch. 815 01:03:36,063 --> 01:03:39,105 "You think you're so clever, but you're fucking not." 816 01:03:42,896 --> 01:03:44,480 Right, back to work. 817 01:03:44,605 --> 01:03:48,230 '"You rank, foxy-arse measle. You'll soon find yourselves in the dock.' 818 01:03:48,355 --> 01:03:50,980 "The lot of you bloody fucking buggers." 819 01:03:51,105 --> 01:03:55,188 - Linden Drive as well. - Oh, what, two in Linden Drive? No? 820 01:03:55,313 --> 01:03:57,855 "You foxy-arse, beetle-headed slut." 821 01:03:57,980 --> 01:04:02,771 "You piss country whore." 822 01:04:02,896 --> 01:04:06,980 '"To the old bastard Mitchells. You elf-skinned country whores.' 823 01:04:07,105 --> 01:04:10,230 "You belong in a cave." "You foxy-arse rabbit-fuckers." 824 01:04:10,355 --> 01:04:15,688 "You mouldy old tart." "You belong in hell." 825 01:04:15,813 --> 01:04:19,730 - Do we get the timings on how she goes... - I've got all the timings. 826 01:04:19,855 --> 01:04:22,730 "You dirty fucking sods." Hmm... 827 01:04:40,313 --> 01:04:42,188 9:04. 828 01:04:47,730 --> 01:04:49,271 Wait... 829 01:04:51,063 --> 01:04:53,521 We've got her! 830 01:04:55,396 --> 01:04:56,855 Let's get the postie. 831 01:04:57,688 --> 01:05:00,021 No. To her aunty in Worthing. 832 01:05:00,980 --> 01:05:05,313 Saying she's very sorry she's ill. Also correcting her spelling of "diabetes". 833 01:05:05,438 --> 01:05:07,105 Thank you. 834 01:05:27,021 --> 01:05:29,438 Oh! That's rude. 835 01:05:32,521 --> 01:05:34,063 We're out of time. 836 01:05:34,855 --> 01:05:38,146 'Trial's tomorrow. Rose is gonna go down.' 837 01:05:38,271 --> 01:05:40,355 Aye, we'll have one of them, please. 838 01:05:40,896 --> 01:05:42,188 - Enjoy. - Thank you. 839 01:05:42,313 --> 01:05:43,730 - Thank you. - Thank you. 840 01:05:43,855 --> 01:05:46,271 - Is it nice? - Mm-hmm. 841 01:06:23,146 --> 01:06:24,813 Please don't do anything, Rose. 842 01:06:24,938 --> 01:06:29,396 If the game's voided, we share the points, and my winning streak's in tatters. 843 01:06:31,563 --> 01:06:33,146 I'm civil. 844 01:06:34,855 --> 01:06:37,480 Just never got my invite to the whist, did I? 845 01:06:39,438 --> 01:06:41,480 I don't even know who the fuck she is. 846 01:06:42,188 --> 01:06:43,605 Dorothea. 847 01:06:45,063 --> 01:06:47,313 Would you like a game, then? 848 01:06:51,063 --> 01:06:53,105 Your hands, ladies. 849 01:06:56,605 --> 01:06:58,521 What was it? 850 01:07:00,146 --> 01:07:01,730 Edith. 851 01:07:02,896 --> 01:07:04,105 Why? 852 01:07:04,980 --> 01:07:08,105 Rose, you've turned up to Christian Women's Whist without invitation, 853 01:07:08,230 --> 01:07:12,230 carrying liquor, and I might add with a general attitude of Ireland. 854 01:07:12,355 --> 01:07:14,396 Isn't that terrible? 855 01:07:14,521 --> 01:07:17,771 Isn't that just so damnably fucking wicked of me? 856 01:07:22,438 --> 01:07:26,896 Everyone is going to know... what I know. 857 01:07:28,146 --> 01:07:30,313 I'll pray for you. 858 01:07:30,438 --> 01:07:32,105 Oh! 859 01:07:34,105 --> 01:07:36,771 I'll see you in court! 860 01:07:47,563 --> 01:07:49,813 Step back! 861 01:07:49,938 --> 01:07:51,813 - Order! - Step back! 862 01:07:58,980 --> 01:08:02,313 Please be seated for Judge Maccleston. 863 01:08:03,063 --> 01:08:07,063 Miss Gooding, you know why you're here, I suppose. 864 01:08:07,188 --> 01:08:11,188 - Is it the letters, by any chance? 865 01:08:11,896 --> 01:08:14,021 Order! 866 01:08:15,355 --> 01:08:17,230 Will you take a look at this list of people, 867 01:08:17,355 --> 01:08:20,230 and pick out any names that you don't know? 868 01:08:32,146 --> 01:08:34,688 I know all of them, one way or another. 869 01:08:34,813 --> 01:08:37,521 Did you know that that is the list of all the people 870 01:08:37,646 --> 01:08:40,438 - who've been sent poison-pen letters? - It occurred to me, yes. 871 01:08:40,563 --> 01:08:45,105 Isn't it an extraordinary coincidence that you know them all? 872 01:08:45,230 --> 01:08:48,730 - It would appear that way, yes. - Thank you, m'lud. 873 01:08:48,855 --> 01:08:53,146 You're a mother to a darling daughter Nancy. 874 01:08:53,271 --> 01:08:56,396 - Darling? Some of the time. 875 01:09:00,605 --> 01:09:04,646 Erm... and your husband gave his life for this nation in the war? 876 01:09:04,771 --> 01:09:08,563 - Well, he wasn't the only one. - That must've been unimaginably hard. 877 01:09:08,688 --> 01:09:12,855 It was, yes. But you keep going, and she's worth it, just about, anyway. 878 01:09:16,688 --> 01:09:21,105 I suppose you'd miss your daughter, if you went to jail. 879 01:09:24,188 --> 01:09:25,480 So much. 880 01:09:26,188 --> 01:09:29,688 So why would you send so many letters that are so easily traceable back to you? 881 01:09:29,813 --> 01:09:31,938 I wouldn't. That'd be insanity. 882 01:09:32,063 --> 01:09:34,563 After all, you're known for being somewhat direct. 883 01:09:34,688 --> 01:09:36,688 Why would I send a letter, when I can just say it? 884 01:09:38,188 --> 01:09:39,605 Thank you, m'lud. 885 01:09:42,396 --> 01:09:44,855 Thank you for joining us, Miss Swan, 886 01:09:44,980 --> 01:09:49,730 at a time that must be filled with grief and dismay. 887 01:09:50,646 --> 01:09:55,480 Your mother was the treasurer of the Christian Wives, wasn't she? 888 01:09:55,605 --> 01:10:00,563 Yes, we're all humble servants to the CW in our family, by the grace of God. 889 01:10:03,396 --> 01:10:06,688 Can you please read this out, Miss Swan? 890 01:10:12,605 --> 01:10:15,480 No? Alright. 891 01:10:16,938 --> 01:10:18,396 I'll do it. 892 01:10:25,188 --> 01:10:30,646 "You fucking old steaming bag of wet leaking shit! 893 01:10:30,771 --> 01:10:34,271 "Your fucking arse is bigger than the moon, 894 01:10:34,396 --> 01:10:39,021 "and your cat wants a good fucking burning, too, 895 01:10:39,146 --> 01:10:43,438 - "I reckon, you stupid big stinker!" 896 01:10:43,563 --> 01:10:48,355 - "You mangy old titler's turnip..." - Order! 897 01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:51,855 - Silence in the court! - Thank you, m'lud. 898 01:10:52,646 --> 01:10:55,271 - "You salty old sod." 899 01:10:55,396 --> 01:10:57,271 Erm... 900 01:10:58,563 --> 01:11:01,480 How does this make you feel, Miss Swan? 901 01:11:02,313 --> 01:11:04,855 I don't know. Not good, not good at all. 902 01:11:07,313 --> 01:11:09,146 M'lud... 903 01:11:13,605 --> 01:11:15,605 Is this your handwriting, Miss Swan? 904 01:11:17,230 --> 01:11:18,396 It is. 905 01:11:18,521 --> 01:11:23,688 And can you confirm that that is the 'G' you normally write with? 906 01:11:25,021 --> 01:11:26,480 I think so. 907 01:11:27,396 --> 01:11:29,313 Not many people write 'Gs' like that, do they? 908 01:11:29,938 --> 01:11:32,980 I suppose not. I like to make an effort in all my endeavours. 909 01:11:33,105 --> 01:11:38,980 And can you examine the 'G' in exhibit 4-C here? 910 01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:42,313 Is that the same? 911 01:11:45,271 --> 01:11:46,813 - Yes. - Yes. 912 01:11:46,938 --> 01:11:52,105 And can you examine the 'G' in exhibit 4-D? 913 01:11:52,230 --> 01:11:53,980 Is that the same? 914 01:11:54,105 --> 01:11:55,730 No. 915 01:11:55,855 --> 01:12:01,521 No. 4-D is Rose Gooding's handwriting 916 01:12:01,646 --> 01:12:04,146 from a letter to the bank. 917 01:12:04,271 --> 01:12:10,271 And what would you say if I said that the 'G' in 4-C, 918 01:12:10,396 --> 01:12:14,688 the same as your 'G', was in fact the 'G' that appears... 919 01:12:15,730 --> 01:12:17,438 ...in the Littlehampton letters? 920 01:12:17,563 --> 01:12:22,355 Objection, m'lud! Handwriting analysis is completely spurious! 921 01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:24,480 - Please! Please! 922 01:12:24,605 --> 01:12:26,396 - You... - Silence! 923 01:12:28,105 --> 01:12:29,688 Miss Swan? 924 01:12:30,313 --> 01:12:31,480 No. 925 01:12:31,605 --> 01:12:34,605 I object, Your Honour. Who is on trial here? 926 01:12:34,730 --> 01:12:37,730 Trying to establish reasonable doubt in the accusation of my client. 927 01:12:37,855 --> 01:12:43,688 And the 'G' in this letter is the same. Isn't it? 928 01:12:45,230 --> 01:12:47,105 Isn't it? 929 01:12:47,230 --> 01:12:48,938 Yes, but lots of people probably do those 'Gs'. 930 01:12:49,063 --> 01:12:51,605 You just said you didn't think people would use... 931 01:12:51,730 --> 01:12:54,563 - I don't know, I don't know. - Why is it the same 'G', Miss Swan? 932 01:12:54,688 --> 01:12:56,688 I can't explain it, I can't explain any of it. 933 01:12:56,813 --> 01:13:00,730 - M'lud, Miss Swan is recently bereaved... - I never meant it to go to trial. 934 01:13:00,855 --> 01:13:03,646 Really, I didn't. My father taught me to do those 'Gs'... 935 01:13:03,771 --> 01:13:05,730 Did you write the letters? 936 01:13:05,855 --> 01:13:09,646 - My lord, this is harassing! - Please don't... don't... don't worry. 937 01:13:10,646 --> 01:13:14,188 Don't worry. Cos none of it matters really. 938 01:13:14,313 --> 01:13:17,021 - I beg your pardon? - God's is the only justice. 939 01:13:17,146 --> 01:13:20,855 All that happens, he makes it so. All is well. All is well... 940 01:13:20,980 --> 01:13:22,688 Oh! 941 01:13:24,063 --> 01:13:29,605 Right, er... let us convene there... shall we? 942 01:13:31,021 --> 01:13:33,855 Enough of this. Just expose everything... 943 01:13:39,146 --> 01:13:43,563 We would like to recall Miss... Gooding. 944 01:13:49,855 --> 01:13:55,021 Miss Gooding... would you say that the death of your husband at war... 945 01:13:55,855 --> 01:13:58,563 ...has affected your mind or sanity? 946 01:13:58,688 --> 01:14:01,188 - We object! - We will allow it. 947 01:14:05,230 --> 01:14:07,771 No. I've always been like this. 948 01:14:09,521 --> 01:14:14,271 Do get on to the line of enquiry, Mr Treading. 949 01:14:17,021 --> 01:14:21,396 Erm... Miss Gooding, what was your late husband's name? 950 01:14:21,521 --> 01:14:23,438 My husband? What's that got to do with this? 951 01:14:23,563 --> 01:14:27,105 - Just making sure we have all the facts. - Why does it matter? 952 01:14:27,230 --> 01:14:30,521 You... don't know his name? 953 01:14:33,313 --> 01:14:36,480 - Of course I know his name. - M'lud! 954 01:14:36,605 --> 01:14:38,688 Er... go on. 955 01:14:42,021 --> 01:14:43,813 Did your husband die in the war? 956 01:14:49,021 --> 01:14:50,646 Yes. 957 01:14:52,230 --> 01:14:55,771 Then why, Miss Gooding, is there no record whatever 958 01:14:55,896 --> 01:14:58,938 of any marriage of you to anyone 959 01:14:59,063 --> 01:15:02,271 in any record that we can find here, 960 01:15:02,396 --> 01:15:05,021 or where you purport to have come from? 961 01:15:14,521 --> 01:15:17,188 - I don't know. - Did you lie about this marriage? 962 01:15:17,313 --> 01:15:19,688 - No. - Did you lie to cover up... 963 01:15:19,813 --> 01:15:21,646 ...the illegitimate birth of your daughter Nancy? 964 01:15:21,771 --> 01:15:23,563 Don't you dare talk about Nancy that way? 965 01:15:23,688 --> 01:15:25,480 - Is that why you came to Littlehampton? - No! 966 01:15:25,605 --> 01:15:28,896 To cover up the sin of a child born out of wedlock? 967 01:15:29,021 --> 01:15:30,021 No! 968 01:15:30,146 --> 01:15:34,980 To fabricate a sympathetic story of a fictitious husband 969 01:15:35,105 --> 01:15:37,021 who happened to die in the Great War? 970 01:15:37,146 --> 01:15:41,521 To trade off other people's heroism, off their death? 971 01:15:41,646 --> 01:15:43,938 - What would you do? - Oh! 972 01:15:49,688 --> 01:15:52,021 - Order! 973 01:15:52,146 --> 01:15:53,980 Order! 974 01:15:57,938 --> 01:16:00,896 I put it to you that you are a serial liar. 975 01:16:01,021 --> 01:16:05,730 A serial creator of falsehoods and personas. 976 01:16:05,855 --> 01:16:08,230 the upright mother. 977 01:16:08,355 --> 01:16:09,771 the tart. 978 01:16:09,896 --> 01:16:13,230 And one: the writer of the Littlehampton letters! 979 01:16:13,355 --> 01:16:14,980 What say you? 980 01:16:19,646 --> 01:16:22,730 - Silence! 981 01:16:24,188 --> 01:16:25,605 M'lud. 982 01:16:25,730 --> 01:16:29,771 We will reconvene on Monday for the giving of verdict by jury. 983 01:16:31,313 --> 01:16:32,938 Good day. 984 01:17:07,646 --> 01:17:10,188 Nancy's asleep upstairs. 985 01:17:14,355 --> 01:17:17,105 I told you, it was for her sake, Bill. 986 01:17:18,313 --> 01:17:20,146 You told my mother. 987 01:17:21,938 --> 01:17:25,521 Told her about the moment you got the news. You told everyone. 988 01:17:25,646 --> 01:17:28,480 I had no choice, Bill. You know I didn't. I had to say... 989 01:17:28,605 --> 01:17:31,021 But you didn't have to say it to me! 990 01:17:32,938 --> 01:17:34,438 I'm going... 991 01:17:36,396 --> 01:17:38,521 I'm going to lose her, Bill. 992 01:17:39,771 --> 01:17:41,605 Who's her father? 993 01:17:44,105 --> 01:17:46,938 Don't... don't do that. 994 01:17:47,896 --> 01:17:50,313 - Who's her father? - He was no good to me. 995 01:17:50,438 --> 01:17:52,813 I didn't want her seeing that. I had to leave. 996 01:17:54,146 --> 01:17:56,605 No, Bill, don't go! Please! 997 01:17:58,146 --> 01:17:59,605 Fuck! 998 01:18:01,896 --> 01:18:03,480 No... Nancy! 999 01:18:04,438 --> 01:18:07,396 Nancy! What are you doing? Give it here! 1000 01:18:07,521 --> 01:18:11,813 I don't want you! They all think you're a loon! Look, just fuck off! 1001 01:18:11,938 --> 01:18:14,105 - What did you say? - It's your fault, you're a freak! 1002 01:18:14,230 --> 01:18:16,855 You're a slut, and you're living in sin! You belong in jail! 1003 01:18:16,980 --> 01:18:19,855 Nancy, no! I'm sorry! 1004 01:18:19,980 --> 01:18:21,605 I'm sorry. 1005 01:18:33,063 --> 01:18:36,105 Nearly there. 1006 01:18:37,021 --> 01:18:39,188 She won't survive all this. 1007 01:18:40,105 --> 01:18:44,230 You have to stay calm. And then things'll get back to normal. 1008 01:18:46,313 --> 01:18:47,730 Well... 1009 01:18:49,313 --> 01:18:51,855 ...almost, eh? 1010 01:18:54,646 --> 01:18:57,271 You don't like the idea of me leaving this house, do you? 1011 01:19:02,605 --> 01:19:04,938 That's why you sent Sidney away, isn't it? 1012 01:19:08,771 --> 01:19:11,063 I bet you called the CPS on Rose, and all. 1013 01:19:18,688 --> 01:19:20,438 I liked him. 1014 01:19:23,688 --> 01:19:25,855 I liked them both. 1015 01:19:28,438 --> 01:19:30,188 No... 1016 01:19:32,563 --> 01:19:34,563 You don't know what you like. 1017 01:19:37,646 --> 01:19:39,438 Now, tidy up... 1018 01:19:40,855 --> 01:19:43,438 ...and no more of this shit. 1019 01:20:18,188 --> 01:20:19,855 Turn around. 1020 01:20:21,438 --> 01:20:25,188 Alright, Dad... what would you do? 1021 01:20:34,938 --> 01:20:38,938 No, no, the other way. Winnie, stay still. 1022 01:20:42,688 --> 01:20:44,438 - What? - Are you busy? 1023 01:20:44,563 --> 01:20:47,105 - I'm just boiling an egg. - Right, come on, then! 1024 01:20:47,230 --> 01:20:50,021 What? No, as in, "Yes, I'm busy, I'm boiling an egg." 1025 01:20:50,146 --> 01:20:52,521 Hurry up! I've had an idea. 1026 01:20:53,605 --> 01:20:55,355 - Shh! 1027 01:20:56,271 --> 01:20:57,438 Yes? 1028 01:20:57,563 --> 01:20:59,605 You don't still think Rose is guilty, do you? 1029 01:20:59,730 --> 01:21:01,480 Were you at the trial? 1030 01:21:02,480 --> 01:21:05,105 Come on over to mine, then. Now. 1031 01:21:05,230 --> 01:21:06,938 We'll be boiling eggs. 1032 01:21:07,063 --> 01:21:08,480 Oh. 1033 01:21:08,605 --> 01:21:11,896 - I'm not standing for it. - I should think not. 1034 01:21:13,605 --> 01:21:15,188 Come on, then. 1035 01:21:15,313 --> 01:21:18,188 Rose is about to go down for something she didn't do. 1036 01:21:18,313 --> 01:21:21,605 - Now, I have a plan... - No, sorry. Fuck you, no. 1037 01:21:21,730 --> 01:21:23,688 I won't listen to another word till my egg. 1038 01:21:23,813 --> 01:21:26,730 Can you really not wait? You're such an energetic person usually. 1039 01:21:26,855 --> 01:21:28,855 That's the fucking eggs! 1040 01:21:31,646 --> 01:21:33,980 Hmm. Worth its weight in gold. 1041 01:21:34,105 --> 01:21:35,688 'Preciated. 1042 01:21:35,813 --> 01:21:37,188 Apologies. 1043 01:21:37,313 --> 01:21:39,730 - Where were we? - As I was saying... 1044 01:21:40,813 --> 01:21:44,688 I have a plan. And the first things we need are salt... 1045 01:21:44,813 --> 01:21:48,271 'Red cabbage, ammonia, lemon, vinegar.' 1046 01:21:48,396 --> 01:21:50,521 And baking soda. 1047 01:21:50,646 --> 01:21:53,021 I need to dissolve this. Can I have some of yours? 1048 01:21:53,146 --> 01:21:55,521 Yeah, gimme a sec. 1049 01:21:55,646 --> 01:21:58,021 - There's a hair in there. - That'll dissolve. 1050 01:21:58,146 --> 01:22:00,063 Shall I remove the hair or keep it in? 1051 01:22:00,188 --> 01:22:02,313 - No, leave it in. - Does that look alright? 1052 01:22:02,438 --> 01:22:03,688 Hmm... 1053 01:22:03,813 --> 01:22:06,021 While the judge considers the sentence, 1054 01:22:06,146 --> 01:22:08,355 Edith has one more chance of sending a letter, 1055 01:22:08,480 --> 01:22:11,146 and we'll catch her in the act. 1056 01:22:11,271 --> 01:22:14,021 "You foxy-arse rabbit-fucker. 1057 01:22:14,146 --> 01:22:17,938 "God will punish you, you bloody, fucking, buggered fucks." 1058 01:22:18,063 --> 01:22:21,355 The letter must be incontrovertibly hers, or it won't stick. 1059 01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:24,730 - Jesus, pass the dictionary. - It means definitely. 1060 01:22:24,855 --> 01:22:26,855 Well, say "definitely" then, Gladys. 1061 01:22:26,980 --> 01:22:30,896 'Hence... the invisible ink.' 1062 01:22:31,021 --> 01:22:33,438 Oh... 1063 01:22:33,563 --> 01:22:37,646 "Judge Maccleston, 22, Sea Street, Lewes." 1064 01:23:29,521 --> 01:23:33,021 I'd like to send this to Lewes, please. 1065 01:23:33,146 --> 01:23:35,563 - Oh! Sorry, guys! - Oh, really? 1066 01:23:35,688 --> 01:23:38,896 Sorry, sorry. I'll take over. 1067 01:23:39,021 --> 01:23:40,688 Thanks so much. 1068 01:24:01,271 --> 01:24:03,271 Where am I going, eh? 1069 01:24:11,730 --> 01:24:13,188 Shh! 1070 01:24:22,938 --> 01:24:24,938 She's going in. 1071 01:24:27,480 --> 01:24:29,938 Oh, Edith! What a nice surprise. 1072 01:24:30,563 --> 01:24:33,521 Hello, Kate. One two-penny, please. 1073 01:24:37,605 --> 01:24:39,771 The offer still stands with those cuffs. 1074 01:24:39,896 --> 01:24:42,896 I think you should stop asking me that now. 1075 01:24:57,646 --> 01:25:00,063 - Hey! - Hmm? 1076 01:25:02,063 --> 01:25:04,480 Police are coming. Go out the back. 1077 01:25:04,605 --> 01:25:07,438 - Go on, get out the back. - Fuck it! 1078 01:25:11,063 --> 01:25:12,813 - Ready? - Ready. You ready? 1079 01:25:12,938 --> 01:25:14,688 - I'm ready. - Ready. 1080 01:25:14,813 --> 01:25:16,480 - Knock. - Knock. 1081 01:25:17,355 --> 01:25:19,188 No, do the knock. 1082 01:25:20,146 --> 01:25:22,021 Yeah, I'll do the knock. 1083 01:25:30,480 --> 01:25:32,480 Miss Gooding's been judged a risk of flight. 1084 01:25:32,605 --> 01:25:35,438 Spedding wants her in a cell before the trial. 1085 01:25:36,438 --> 01:25:39,771 - Where is she? - No idea, sir. Sorry. 1086 01:25:40,521 --> 01:25:42,771 She must be in there. 1087 01:25:44,021 --> 01:25:46,188 - Whoo! - Oi! 1088 01:25:46,313 --> 01:25:49,188 - Well, get after her! - You get after her, Papperwick! 1089 01:25:49,313 --> 01:25:51,313 And you! Get after her! 1090 01:25:52,313 --> 01:25:54,480 Get her now! 1091 01:26:19,271 --> 01:26:22,313 - Have you seen her? - That way. 1092 01:26:22,855 --> 01:26:24,896 - Come on, keep up! - Yes, sir! 1093 01:26:25,021 --> 01:26:26,855 Right behind you, sir! 1094 01:26:42,896 --> 01:26:44,563 Oh, fuck! 1095 01:27:16,355 --> 01:27:19,605 Go on, Edie. Post it, won't you? 1096 01:27:25,980 --> 01:27:29,563 Oi! You gonna post that, you daft old fucker? 1097 01:27:29,688 --> 01:27:32,438 - You fucking slippery old fucking dodger! - What are you doing? 1098 01:27:32,563 --> 01:27:35,063 - I'm just teaching you how to swear proper. - What are you gonna do? 1099 01:27:35,188 --> 01:27:37,230 Nothing. I just wanted to talk to you. 1100 01:27:37,355 --> 01:27:39,980 - I notice you say "foxy-arse" a lot. - Yeah? 1101 01:27:40,105 --> 01:27:42,105 And "piss country whore". What is that? 1102 01:27:42,230 --> 01:27:44,063 I thought you didn't mind a bit of blue language. 1103 01:27:44,188 --> 01:27:46,480 - Bit too rough for you suddenly, is it? - Nobody swears like that. 1104 01:27:46,605 --> 01:27:49,105 - Yes, they do. - "Foxy-arse, piss country whore"? 1105 01:27:49,230 --> 01:27:51,230 - That's really peculiar. - Well, what would you say? 1106 01:27:51,355 --> 01:27:53,105 I dunno, I'd have to sit down and actually write it, 1107 01:27:53,230 --> 01:27:56,063 but to you, I'd probably say that you look like fucking Queen Victoria shoved 1108 01:27:56,188 --> 01:27:58,813 a fucking nettle up her fucking pussy, I don't know. 1109 01:27:58,938 --> 01:28:01,021 Well, I think you're a fucking foxy-arse... 1110 01:28:01,146 --> 01:28:04,771 - Does it always have to be foxy-arse? - You stink of cum and shit! 1111 01:28:04,896 --> 01:28:07,855 And the cakes you make look like they've fallen out of some sheep's fucking arsehole! 1112 01:28:07,980 --> 01:28:09,146 Better! 1113 01:28:09,271 --> 01:28:12,605 The baking didn't insult me, but... 1114 01:28:12,730 --> 01:28:14,188 You've had so many cocks up your fanny 1115 01:28:14,313 --> 01:28:18,438 that they've set up a fucking stall and they're selling iced fucking buns! 1116 01:28:18,563 --> 01:28:21,688 It's better to be a slut than a lie, though, Edith. 1117 01:28:24,521 --> 01:28:27,063 No, cos I could post this letter right now, 1118 01:28:27,188 --> 01:28:29,938 and not a single person in the entire British Empire 1119 01:28:30,063 --> 01:28:32,646 would believe someone like you over me. 1120 01:28:33,480 --> 01:28:37,146 - I doubt that very much. - Do you? 1121 01:28:39,313 --> 01:28:43,480 Oh, fuck it. I was actually beginning to enjoy that. 1122 01:28:48,855 --> 01:28:51,146 - Oh! - Miss Gooding, you're coming with us! 1123 01:28:51,271 --> 01:28:53,605 - What's all this now, Woman Officer Moss? - Oh, Mr Spedding! 1124 01:28:53,730 --> 01:28:56,688 - Thank goodness you're here. - Wait! Did you get that, Winnie? 1125 01:28:56,813 --> 01:28:59,146 Yes, Aunty Gladys! 1126 01:29:00,646 --> 01:29:02,480 - Caught it as it came in. - Well done. 1127 01:29:02,605 --> 01:29:06,146 - What the fuck? - Could've been either of them. 1128 01:29:07,188 --> 01:29:11,813 Watch, as I develop the private mark on this stamp. 1129 01:29:35,105 --> 01:29:38,230 We have a handful of witnesses of Edith buying this stamp, sir. 1130 01:29:38,355 --> 01:29:41,146 - It is incontrovertibly hers. - Means definitely. 1131 01:29:48,688 --> 01:29:51,855 I said if you meddled, I'd be putting you in a cell myself. 1132 01:29:51,980 --> 01:29:55,563 You said we had to find the culprit, catch her in the act. 1133 01:30:14,813 --> 01:30:16,188 Miss Swan... 1134 01:30:18,563 --> 01:30:21,646 I am Police Officer Moss. 1135 01:30:21,771 --> 01:30:25,146 I must caution you that anything you say will be taken down in writing. 1136 01:30:34,938 --> 01:30:38,438 'How do you find the defendant Rose Gooding?' 1137 01:30:38,563 --> 01:30:41,938 'Our verdict is "not guilty".' 1138 01:30:58,146 --> 01:31:01,313 - Silence! 1139 01:31:01,438 --> 01:31:03,438 Order! Quiet! 1140 01:31:05,521 --> 01:31:09,063 - Order in court! - Justice! Justice! 1141 01:31:10,605 --> 01:31:13,396 Tell you what, come this way, the crowds... 1142 01:31:20,688 --> 01:31:22,938 Can you tell me why now, Edith? 1143 01:31:24,188 --> 01:31:25,980 Don't think I can, no. 1144 01:31:36,105 --> 01:31:38,105 I wish it hadn't been you. 1145 01:31:38,938 --> 01:31:41,313 Once they started, I just couldn't stop. 1146 01:31:46,646 --> 01:31:50,021 And I thought if I could only be like you, I'd be alright. 1147 01:31:55,605 --> 01:31:59,188 Good day to you, Rose. I'll write to you. 1148 01:32:00,771 --> 01:32:02,980 I'll brace myself. 1149 01:32:25,313 --> 01:32:28,271 Oi! Come here. 1150 01:32:29,896 --> 01:32:32,521 - Not you, you feck! 1151 01:32:45,855 --> 01:32:48,771 - You alright? - Yeah. 1152 01:32:51,438 --> 01:32:53,480 Close your eyes. 1153 01:32:57,355 --> 01:32:59,271 Open them. 1154 01:33:07,230 --> 01:33:09,271 You've got your own now, Nancy Gooding. 1155 01:33:15,480 --> 01:33:17,480 Stand back! 1156 01:33:18,646 --> 01:33:21,855 Well, that was a knotty one, but we got her in the end. 1157 01:33:21,980 --> 01:33:23,521 We did, we did. 1158 01:33:24,396 --> 01:33:26,188 Always had an inkling it was her, actually. 1159 01:33:26,313 --> 01:33:29,271 Me, too. Me, too. Suspected quite early. 1160 01:33:29,396 --> 01:33:34,646 I actually think I said on day dot... thereabout. 1161 01:33:34,771 --> 01:33:38,063 Here she comes! Miss Swan! 1162 01:33:40,480 --> 01:33:43,771 Edith! Edie! Edie! 1163 01:33:43,896 --> 01:33:46,771 - Edie! 1164 01:33:46,896 --> 01:33:49,105 - I know you didn't do it. - Yes, I did. 1165 01:33:49,230 --> 01:33:51,146 - We'll get you bail. - I did it, Father! 1166 01:33:51,271 --> 01:33:52,813 - When you get back... - I'm not coming back. 1167 01:33:52,938 --> 01:33:55,480 - No, don't say that. - I'm not coming back home to you ever! 1168 01:33:55,605 --> 01:33:56,855 - Where else are you gonna go? - Anywhere! 1169 01:33:56,980 --> 01:33:58,980 - Edie, shut up, shut up. - Anywhere! Anywhere! 1170 01:33:59,105 --> 01:34:02,980 Oh, fuck off, you pasty old shrivelled old piss bastard fucking old cunt! 1171 01:34:03,105 --> 01:34:04,938 Ooh!