1 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,010 That feels good. 2 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,428 Just do it. 3 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,642 Come on. 4 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,815 Come here, baby. 5 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,896 Kiss me right now. 6 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,710 That feels good. 7 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,097 Come on, just do it. 8 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:18,601 Come here, baby, kiss me now. 9 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,192 I'm so horny. 10 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:39,698 Come on, let's fuck. 11 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,538 That feels good. 12 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,543 Come on. 13 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,379 Come on, baby, kiss me now. 14 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,502 I feel so horny. 15 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,215 Let's fuck. 16 00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:13,117 Oh, damn. 17 00:26:57,407 --> 00:26:59,409 My God, you're unbelievable. 18 00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:01,377 Do you want me to go out and work for you? 19 00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:03,831 Shall I go searching... 20 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,717 for corpses? 21 00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:10,424 How long do you think that's going to last? 22 00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:12,632 Look at the state of him! 23 00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:16,334 I'll tell you something: 24 00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:19,475 If I meet a guy with money... 25 00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:21,173 then you won't see me around here anymore. 26 00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:23,734 I'm not going to waste the best years of my life... 27 00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:25,561 here with you in this hole! 28 00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:41,803 It's me. 29 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:46,763 Shall I go searching... 30 00:30:46,887 --> 00:30:49,666 but I can't make it then. 31 00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:52,018 Couldn't we meet tomorrow evening? 32 00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:57,114 That's fine with me. I don't know what to do anyway. 33 00:30:57,189 --> 00:31:01,114 There's an interesting film showing at the cinema. 34 00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:04,447 What kind of film is it? 35 00:31:05,739 --> 00:31:07,741 Yeah, I heard about it. 36 00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:13,130 Okay, I'll get the tickets... 37 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:15,424 and please be on time. 38 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:18,798 Okay, see you. 39 00:31:19,836 --> 00:31:22,180 Yes, I'll be on time. 40 00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:37,691 One coffee, please. With milk. 41 00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:51,279 That's one mark. 42 00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:34,223 You know, I've always been interested in ornithology. 43 00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:37,496 As a small boy, I often went into the woods. 44 00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:40,750 There was a small bird colony of about 40 birds... 45 00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:43,673 which nestled high up in the pine trees. 46 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:47,169 And as we went to Iceland a few months ago... 47 00:34:47,294 --> 00:34:49,071 my interest awoke to new life. 48 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:53,016 In the midst of the city is a small lake... 49 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:56,891 and every day a lot of rare ducks appeared there. 50 00:34:56,970 --> 00:34:58,918 For example, eider ducks... 51 00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:04,592 whose feathers are used to make eiderdown... 52 00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:07,360 and heron ducks... 53 00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:10,784 and also singing swans, that you don't see much around here. 54 00:35:10,859 --> 00:35:12,202 Did you also see ice ducks? 55 00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:13,745 Yes, ice ducks too. 56 00:35:13,862 --> 00:35:16,140 They can only be found in Iceland and in Norway. 57 00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:19,709 I found all that so exciting... 58 00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:24,448 that I later went to the home museum of Reykjavik... 59 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:29,716 where they had an extremely rare bird on display... 60 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:32,138 that became extinct in 1840. 61 00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:35,663 It is called Geyrevogel in Iceland. 62 00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:39,434 It's German name is Dronte or Riesenbrillenalk... 63 00:35:39,512 --> 00:35:43,963 and there exist just a few stuffed specimens of this bird. 64 00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:48,314 I was quite astonished to find one of them in East Berlin... 65 00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:51,240 at the Museum of Natural Science. 66 00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:55,492 The Dronte was a big bird, about three feet high, unable to fly... 67 00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:58,323 and laid just one egg a year. 68 00:35:58,406 --> 00:36:02,286 Did you know that Lummen can also be found in Helgoland? 69 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:05,877 They have a funny name: Trottellummen. 70 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:10,695 Anyway, there's a nice natural history museum in Helgoland... 71 00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:13,013 and I went there. 72 00:36:13,088 --> 00:36:16,683 They had a lot of stuffed birds... 73 00:36:16,758 --> 00:36:22,106 and all kinds offish swimming in the pools... 74 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:25,004 like codfish and herrings... 75 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:29,276 in salt water pumped in from the seacoast. 76 00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:03,039 The main city of the Westmannsinseln is called Hmy. 77 00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:07,360 I went for a walk there and came to a green meadow... 78 00:37:07,851 --> 00:37:11,005 where suddenly some strange birds started flapping around me... 79 00:37:11,104 --> 00:37:14,053 and as if laughing at me... 80 00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:17,403 began a curious tune. 81 00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:20,079 They got real thin legs, as thin as a match... 82 00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:22,157 and about this long... 83 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:28,113 and are called Mornell-Referencer. 84 00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:29,672 Very strange. 85 00:37:29,789 --> 00:37:35,421 Anyway, they continued circling me to distract me from their nests. 86 00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:39,408 That's instinctive behavior to deter enemies. 87 00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:43,457 The largest living birds ever to exist on Earth... 88 00:37:43,553 --> 00:37:46,272 were the moas from New Zealand. 89 00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:51,469 They couldn't fly and measured up to 11 feet. 90 00:37:51,561 --> 00:37:54,565 The Maoris used to ride on them. 91 00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:57,867 There are some more birds which are unable to fly... 92 00:37:57,942 --> 00:38:00,195 such as the kiwi... 93 00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:04,942 which has nothing to do with that prickly, little fruit. 94 00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:07,536 It lives in Australia... 95 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:11,715 and is their national bird. 96 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:15,590 Another one is a small parrot... 97 00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:17,616 but I don't know exactly what it's called. 98 00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:20,591 It's a small, green one... 99 00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:26,672 that makes small paths through the underbrush. 100 00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:30,939 And of course the penguins, which you also know. 101 00:38:32,685 --> 00:38:38,363 Did you know that those are direct descendants of the dinosaurs? 102 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:41,345 I haven't heard that before... 103 00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:47,317 but according to the theory of evolution... 104 00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:50,912 birds are the only descendants of the dinosaurs. 105 00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:54,124 You know, there's this archae-such and such... 106 00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:55,825 that was found petrified. 107 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:59,421 It was a flying dinosaur which became the ancestor of all birds. 108 00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:02,999 So, birds are actually dinosaurs. Can you imagine? 109 00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:05,935 A sparrow is a dinosaur? 110 00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:12,855 Ten past nine, I was tired of waiting. 111 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,508 Not being on time has always made me angry... 112 00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:19,608 and I didn't want to miss the beginning of the movie. 113 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:32,329 On top or on the side? 114 00:39:32,412 --> 00:39:34,085 On top. 115 00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:36,500 Thanks. 116 00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:50,471 Got some salt? 117 00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:01,904 What do you do for a living? 118 00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:03,906 I dub films. 119 00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:05,658 What kind of films? 120 00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:08,364 Sex films. 121 00:40:09,157 --> 00:40:10,775 Come on, you're kidding me? 122 00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:14,041 No, really. That's why I liked the movie we just saw. 123 00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:16,790 They were only sitting and eating. 124 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:20,719 It's different from the monotony of porn flicks. 125 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:23,338 What do you do? 126 00:40:24,339 --> 00:40:27,684 I work at a hospital as a nurse. 127 01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:08,530 That's my great-grandmother. Looks as if she's sleeping. 128 01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:17,410 That's her husband. 129 01:00:17,531 --> 01:00:19,704 He died soon afterwards. 130 01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:25,960 That looks like she's buried alive. 131 01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:30,820 I have an absolute horror of being buried alive. 132 01:00:30,919 --> 01:00:32,592 Here's my mother... 133 01:00:32,671 --> 01:00:36,951 and this is my aunt's burial. 134 01:00:37,050 --> 01:00:39,394 That was beautiful, very solemn. 135 01:00:39,469 --> 01:00:43,394 They had a choir singing choral hymns. 136 01:00:44,099 --> 01:00:48,229 Right, but I'm still alive. 137 01:12:03,903 --> 01:12:06,031 Look, it's almost real. 138 01:12:06,113 --> 01:12:09,117 Let me down, okay? 139 01:12:11,452 --> 01:12:14,296 Let me down, will you? 140 01:12:42,567 --> 01:12:46,071 Hi. I'm terribly sorry. 141 01:12:49,448 --> 01:12:52,122 I really wanted to be on time. 142 01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:54,329 It doesn't matter. 143 01:12:54,412 --> 01:12:57,086 Let's not quarrel about that now. 144 01:12:57,915 --> 01:13:00,543 - Want a coffee? - Yes, please. 145 01:13:00,626 --> 01:13:01,923 Two coffees, please. 146 01:13:09,260 --> 01:13:10,427 How are you? 147 01:13:11,137 --> 01:13:14,587 Quite well. I can't complain. 148 01:13:14,682 --> 01:13:15,683 How are you? 149 01:13:17,435 --> 01:13:20,780 I'm not sure. That's why I wanted to talk with you. 150 01:13:22,481 --> 01:13:25,655 I met a girl a short time ago... 151 01:13:25,735 --> 01:13:29,606 and people in love are supposed to be happy... 152 01:13:29,697 --> 01:13:31,665 but somehow she bewilders me. 153 01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:34,786 That's part of the game, isn't it? 154 01:13:34,869 --> 01:13:36,837 Well, not quite. 155 01:13:37,705 --> 01:13:40,299 She's really nice but... 156 01:13:54,388 --> 01:13:58,564 I think she's somehow... perverse. 157 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:05,138 You, of all people, you call somebody perverse. 158 01:14:05,232 --> 01:14:07,826 I thought that in your job one gets to see everything. 159 01:14:09,153 --> 01:14:13,283 Nothing like her. 160 01:14:21,666 --> 01:14:25,637 She doesn't want me to move while having sex... 161 01:14:25,711 --> 01:14:28,214 and takes strange pictures of me. 162 01:14:33,386 --> 01:14:35,730 My philosophy... 163 01:14:55,032 --> 01:14:57,151 The first rule is: You look good. 164 01:14:57,243 --> 01:15:00,122 That's just a given in our case, you know? 165 01:15:01,122 --> 01:15:02,590 Women are lonely. 166 01:15:03,457 --> 01:15:07,462 That's the topic of today's session. 167 01:15:07,586 --> 01:15:11,161 It's disgusting how you just sit here and let yourself go. 168 01:15:11,257 --> 01:15:13,931 You're a man. You must notice that something is wrong here. 169 01:15:14,051 --> 01:15:16,850 Just sit up straight and fix your tie properly. 170 01:15:16,929 --> 01:15:19,432 Maybe it's going to work out after all. 171 01:15:19,515 --> 01:15:20,858 The thing is... 172 01:15:20,933 --> 01:15:26,281 you can't always pretend to be nothing but a totally incapable, miserable slob. 173 01:15:35,698 --> 01:15:40,875 The point is to find some way to get a start. 174 01:15:40,953 --> 01:15:47,302 If you try to get into it and then withdraw in such a way... 175 01:15:49,670 --> 01:15:51,297 Do Wu get 'w? 176 01:15:56,093 --> 01:15:57,766 Is that clear? 177 01:17:58,132 --> 01:18:00,134 Hey, wake up. We're done. 178 01:25:59,696 --> 01:26:04,577 This is Mark. These are some friends of mine. 179 01:26:13,085 --> 01:26:16,089 We got to go now. 180 01:26:57,170 --> 01:26:59,969 What have you been doing? 181 01:27:05,679 --> 01:27:07,681 We watched a videotape. 182 01:27:10,642 --> 01:27:12,986 My friends brought it along. 183 01:27:14,479 --> 01:27:15,947 Let me see. 184 01:27:22,863 --> 01:27:24,865 Come on, let me see it. 185 01:27:28,869 --> 01:27:30,212 Very well. 186 01:28:42,567 --> 01:28:44,410 Stop the tape. 187 01:28:46,404 --> 01:28:47,747 Stop it! 188 01:28:53,328 --> 01:28:55,831 I wouldn't want to get acquainted with those friends. 189 01:28:55,914 --> 01:28:57,191 Why not? 190 01:28:57,290 --> 01:29:02,512 Because it's totally perverse to watch this for fun. 191 01:29:02,587 --> 01:29:05,161 Or don't you like it? 192 01:29:05,257 --> 01:29:08,602 I find it interesting... 193 01:29:08,677 --> 01:29:11,351 and in any case less perverse than films that always show... 194 01:29:11,429 --> 01:29:13,523 dicks and cunts in close-up. 195 01:29:13,598 --> 01:29:17,102 That's supposed to turn you on, but it doesn't work with everybody. 196 01:29:21,606 --> 01:29:24,450 Then you shouldn't have left so abruptly. 197 01:29:27,112 --> 01:29:30,616 I don't want to talk about it on the phone. 198 01:29:37,706 --> 01:29:42,533 Why don't you come over tomorrow evening... 199 01:29:42,627 --> 01:29:45,972 and I'll explain it to you, okay? 200 01:29:48,967 --> 01:29:51,766 Okay, see you. 201 01:40:49,669 --> 01:40:51,637 Congratulations, you're pregnant.