1 00:00:02,501 --> 00:00:05,434 Captioning Made Possible By Lions Gate Home Entertainment 2 00:00:14,434 --> 00:00:18,634 ♪ So Come Walk The Night ♪ 3 00:00:18,634 --> 00:00:23,901 ♪ Come Fly By Day ♪ 4 00:00:23,901 --> 00:00:27,934 ♪ Something Is Sweeter ♪ 5 00:00:27,934 --> 00:00:33,434 ♪ 'cause We Met On The Way ♪ 6 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:37,434 ♪ We'll Walk By Night ♪ 7 00:00:37,434 --> 00:00:42,767 ♪ We'll Fly By Day ♪ 8 00:00:42,767 --> 00:00:46,868 ♪ Moonlighting Strangers ♪ 9 00:00:46,868 --> 00:00:51,734 ♪ Who Just Met On The Way ♪ 10 00:00:51,734 --> 00:00:56,467 ♪ Who Just Met On The Way ♪ 11 00:00:56,467 --> 00:01:01,400 ♪ Who Just Met On The Way ♪ 12 00:01:17,434 --> 00:01:21,367 Tuesday, 0200. 13 00:01:21,367 --> 00:01:25,400 Am Continuing To Maintain Visual Reconnaissance Of The Subject. 14 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:29,534 As Yet, No Contact With Hostile Operatives. 15 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:34,267 If The Information 16 00:01:34,267 --> 00:01:35,334 I Am Safeguarding 17 00:01:35,334 --> 00:01:37,534 Should Fall Into The Wrong Hands... 18 00:01:38,901 --> 00:01:41,767 I Wouldn't Want To Speculate As To The Consequences. 19 00:01:44,434 --> 00:01:47,767 Thursday, 0300 Hours. 20 00:01:47,767 --> 00:01:49,367 As In Past Several Nights, 21 00:01:49,367 --> 00:01:52,367 Status Of The Subject Remains Unchanged. 22 00:01:52,367 --> 00:01:53,767 [Click] 23 00:02:04,601 --> 00:02:07,367 Thursday, 0300 Hours, Continued. 24 00:02:09,734 --> 00:02:12,667 Agnes Is Probably Snoring That Cute Little Snore Of Hers 25 00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:14,033 Right Now. 26 00:02:17,634 --> 00:02:20,868 Forgive Me For Describing Thoughts Of A Personal Nature 27 00:02:20,868 --> 00:02:23,300 In A Field Log, But... 28 00:02:23,300 --> 00:02:26,767 Julius Caesar Himself Often Expressed Private Concerns 29 00:02:26,767 --> 00:02:29,234 In His Journals. 30 00:02:29,234 --> 00:02:30,901 I Believe The Helvetian Campaign 31 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:33,400 Included Ramblings About Baldness. 32 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:42,133 I Wish I Was Lying In Bed Right Next To Agnes Right Now. 33 00:02:46,801 --> 00:02:50,534 Wednesday--No, Thurs... 34 00:02:51,868 --> 00:02:53,100 Or Is It Friday? 35 00:02:54,567 --> 00:02:58,501 Who Knows? Who Cares? 36 00:02:58,501 --> 00:03:01,701 The Days All Blur Together After A While. 37 00:03:02,834 --> 00:03:05,501 Concentration Becomes Difficult. 38 00:03:05,501 --> 00:03:08,400 My Mental Acuity Is Being Slowly Eroded 39 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:12,434 By The Boredom, The Isolation. 40 00:03:12,434 --> 00:03:15,100 Day After Tedious Day. 41 00:03:15,100 --> 00:03:17,133 Oh, Agnes. 42 00:03:17,133 --> 00:03:20,567 Agnes. Agnes. 43 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:23,601 Your Name Has Become My Only Friend, 44 00:03:23,601 --> 00:03:25,367 My Mantra, 45 00:03:25,367 --> 00:03:30,000 The One Thing Standing Between Me And Total Insanity. 46 00:03:34,901 --> 00:03:38,400 Still No Sign Of Espionage Activity, 47 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,334 Though Our Intelligence Indicates 48 00:03:40,334 --> 00:03:42,167 That Competing Agro-Business Interests 49 00:03:42,167 --> 00:03:45,734 Will Stop At Nothing To Obtain Stamen Samples 50 00:03:45,734 --> 00:03:50,334 From The Bioengineered Strain Of Citrus, 51 00:03:50,334 --> 00:03:53,667 paraditus Antarcticus-- 52 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,501 Frost-Proof Grapefruit. 53 00:04:03,133 --> 00:04:05,133 Mr. Viola, How Is She? 54 00:04:05,133 --> 00:04:06,400 How Should I Know? 55 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,934 I've Barely Seen Her In The Last 3 Weeks. 56 00:04:36,734 --> 00:04:38,100 [Beep] 57 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:40,000 agnes: You've Been Working The Night Shift, 58 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,167 doing Your Job. 59 00:04:41,167 --> 00:04:43,901 but Long Weeks Without You Make A Girl Sob. 60 00:04:43,901 --> 00:04:46,767 don't Worry About Me, Though. My Upper Lip's Stiff. 61 00:04:46,767 --> 00:04:48,133 but A Sweet Night With You, Dear, 62 00:04:48,133 --> 00:04:49,868 would Be Some Precious Gift. 63 00:04:49,868 --> 00:04:52,734 so When The Stakeout Is Over, I'll Still Be Waiting 64 00:04:52,734 --> 00:04:55,467 to Pick Up Again With Some Serious Dating. 65 00:04:55,467 --> 00:04:58,234 in The Meantime, Remember, You Hunk Of A Man, 66 00:04:58,234 --> 00:05:01,534 that Agnes Dipesto Is Your Biggest Fan. 67 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:03,300 [Beep] 68 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:08,667 My Biggest Fan. 69 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:25,534 What A Woman. 70 00:05:37,767 --> 00:05:39,734 So Why Isn't She Here? 71 00:05:47,601 --> 00:05:48,901 Plenty Of Room. 72 00:06:04,701 --> 00:06:07,000 Ahh. 73 00:06:09,567 --> 00:06:11,567 Wonder If She'd Like New Wallpaper. 74 00:06:11,567 --> 00:06:14,234 [Ding] 75 00:06:14,234 --> 00:06:15,234 Excuse Me. 76 00:06:27,567 --> 00:06:28,734 [Telephone Ringing] 77 00:06:28,734 --> 00:06:29,734 Where's Agnes? 78 00:06:29,734 --> 00:06:30,801 In The Bathroom. 79 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:35,734 All Right. Look. 80 00:06:35,734 --> 00:06:37,434 Can We Just Skip The Nightly Routine, Please? 81 00:06:37,434 --> 00:06:39,701 "You Look Like Hell. You Should Get More Sleep. 82 00:06:39,701 --> 00:06:41,868 It's Night Of The Living Dead." 83 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:43,033 Some People Are Willing 84 00:06:43,033 --> 00:06:45,167 To Temporarily Sacrifice Their Good Looks 85 00:06:45,167 --> 00:06:48,434 In The Name Of... A Special Assignment. 86 00:06:48,434 --> 00:06:49,567 Psst! 87 00:06:49,567 --> 00:06:52,300 [Whispering] M Left For The Day, Mr. Bond. 88 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:54,067 Thank You, Miss Moneypenny. 89 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:58,434 Any Breaks In The Case Of The Century? 90 00:06:58,434 --> 00:07:00,133 Nothing That I'm At Liberty To Discuss 91 00:07:00,133 --> 00:07:01,834 With The Laypeople. 92 00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:03,834 For Your Own Safety, You Understand. 93 00:07:03,834 --> 00:07:06,567 This Case Must Be Kept Strictly Confidential. 94 00:07:06,567 --> 00:07:07,901 Of Course. 95 00:07:07,901 --> 00:07:11,000 Kind Of One, Big, Juicy Secret. 96 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,868 Why Did You Say "Juicy"? 97 00:07:12,868 --> 00:07:15,734 It's Hard To Keep A Fruit That Big A Secret. 98 00:07:17,267 --> 00:07:20,067 Jest If You Will, Macgillicuddy, 99 00:07:20,067 --> 00:07:21,167 But Some Of Us Aren't Content 100 00:07:21,167 --> 00:07:22,901 To Staple Ourselves To A Desk 101 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,467 For The Rest Of Our Lives. 102 00:07:24,467 --> 00:07:26,434 Some Of Us Need To Be Out There, 103 00:07:26,434 --> 00:07:28,567 On The Edge. 104 00:07:28,567 --> 00:07:29,801 If You Know What's Good For You, 105 00:07:29,801 --> 00:07:31,400 You'll Stay Mum About My Case, 106 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,467 Or I'll Have You Drummed Out Of This Business. 107 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:36,534 Everyone In This Office 108 00:07:36,534 --> 00:07:40,100 Knows About Your Stupid Secret Assignment. 109 00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:41,467 And The Only Reason You're Doing It 110 00:07:41,467 --> 00:07:43,601 Is Because It Takes A Squirt To Investigate A Grapefruit. 111 00:07:43,601 --> 00:07:44,734 Jealous, Macgillicuddy? 112 00:07:44,734 --> 00:07:45,734 Oh, Yeah. 113 00:07:45,734 --> 00:07:46,801 We All Wish We Could Spend Our Nights 114 00:07:46,801 --> 00:07:47,934 Babysitting A Bush. 115 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:48,934 It's A Tree. 116 00:07:48,934 --> 00:07:50,467 And Writing A Bunch Of Ridiculous Reports 117 00:07:50,467 --> 00:07:51,868 About Nothing. 118 00:07:51,868 --> 00:07:53,868 Well, I Guess Under The Circumstances, 119 00:07:53,868 --> 00:07:54,901 I'm Just Gonna Have To Wait 120 00:07:54,901 --> 00:07:57,100 To Hand This Over To Mr. Addison In Person. 121 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:06,167 I Guess Safeguarding The Vitamin "C" All Night 122 00:08:06,167 --> 00:08:07,334 Has Made It Kind Of Difficult To Take Care 123 00:08:07,334 --> 00:08:09,067 Of The Vitamin "L," Huh? 124 00:08:09,067 --> 00:08:10,467 Relationship Slipping? 125 00:08:10,467 --> 00:08:12,434 Not In The Least. 126 00:08:12,434 --> 00:08:15,133 I Guess You Haven't Been Around Much To Notice. 127 00:08:15,133 --> 00:08:16,667 Notice What? 128 00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:18,000 Consensus With The Guys 129 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,200 Is Agnes Is Looking A Little...Restless Lately. 130 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,000 I've Been Thinking, Maybe... 131 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,934 Maybe I Ought To Drop By Her Place One Night, 132 00:08:24,934 --> 00:08:26,400 Cheer Her Up. 133 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,100 Oh, Yeah? Well, You're In For A Little Surprise 134 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:31,000 If You Drop By Her Place, 135 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,400 Because It's Gonna Be My Place. 136 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:36,167 Agnes And I Are Moving In Together. 137 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:38,033 You Are? 138 00:08:39,267 --> 00:08:41,100 Why Hasn't She Said Anything About It? 139 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:42,801 Who's Fool Enough To Confide 140 00:08:42,801 --> 00:08:44,534 Anything Of Import To You? 141 00:08:44,534 --> 00:08:46,801 Maybe It's Because She Doesn't Know. 142 00:08:46,801 --> 00:08:49,834 Maybe It's Because You Haven't Asked Her Yet. 143 00:08:49,834 --> 00:08:51,033 What's To Ask? 144 00:08:51,033 --> 00:08:52,334 She Might Say No. 145 00:08:52,334 --> 00:08:53,767 Ha! Agnes Say No? 146 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,901 Have You Ever Seen What Happens To Ice Cream 147 00:08:55,901 --> 00:08:59,067 When You Pour Hot Fudge All Over It? 148 00:08:59,067 --> 00:09:02,000 Burt, Hi! 149 00:09:06,701 --> 00:09:08,634 Nice Talking To You, Viola. 150 00:09:08,634 --> 00:09:10,100 And Good Luck On That... 151 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:13,934 Special Assignment We Were Talking About. 152 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:21,567 You And Macgillicuddy Been Fighting Again? 153 00:09:21,567 --> 00:09:23,501 No. 154 00:09:24,567 --> 00:09:27,133 I Want To Talk To You... 155 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,634 Sweet Potato. 156 00:09:29,634 --> 00:09:30,801 Oh, Burt! 157 00:09:30,801 --> 00:09:33,534 I Missed You So Much. 158 00:09:33,534 --> 00:09:34,868 Good. 159 00:09:34,868 --> 00:09:37,133 Want To Walk Me Out? 160 00:09:45,067 --> 00:09:46,834 Agnes... 161 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:51,834 I've Had Some Time To Think These Past Nights, 162 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:53,767 And I Can't Help Feeling 163 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:56,534 That You And I Were Brought Together 164 00:09:56,534 --> 00:09:59,801 By Some Powerful, Mysterious Force. 165 00:09:59,801 --> 00:10:01,901 A Year Ago, I Walked In That Agency Door 166 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:04,767 Plucked At Random From A Pool Of Temps. 167 00:10:04,767 --> 00:10:06,701 Could Have Been Anybody, 168 00:10:06,701 --> 00:10:08,267 But It Was Me. 169 00:10:08,267 --> 00:10:11,567 I Never Met A Woman Like You Before. 170 00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:14,901 A Lovely, Intelligent, 171 00:10:14,901 --> 00:10:17,400 Compassionate Woman, 172 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,100 With Untiring Patience 173 00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:23,434 And Homeric Sexual Stamina. 174 00:10:23,434 --> 00:10:26,334 A Woman Who Feels As Deeply About Me 175 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:29,200 As...I Do Of Her. 176 00:10:30,434 --> 00:10:33,300 And When Two People Feel That Way About Each Other, 177 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,901 Steps Must Be Taken, 178 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:37,501 Commitments Made. 179 00:10:37,501 --> 00:10:39,200 Agnes... 180 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,167 I Think We Should Move In Together. 181 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,601 Don't Worry. 182 00:10:50,601 --> 00:10:52,133 I Have Smelling Salts, 183 00:10:52,133 --> 00:10:55,000 In Case You Feel The Need To Swoon. 184 00:11:00,567 --> 00:11:01,968 Well? 185 00:11:01,968 --> 00:11:04,300 I Don't Know What To Say. 186 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:06,501 I Mean... 187 00:11:06,501 --> 00:11:09,000 This Is A Gigantic Consideration, 188 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,801 And It's All So... 189 00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:13,334 Sudden. 190 00:11:13,334 --> 00:11:14,934 Come On. 191 00:11:14,934 --> 00:11:16,868 Do You Really Mean To Tell Me 192 00:11:16,868 --> 00:11:18,801 You Didn't See This Coming 193 00:11:18,801 --> 00:11:22,133 Like A... Heat-Seeking Missile? 194 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:27,868 Well, Agnes, We Can't Keep Dating Forever. 195 00:11:27,868 --> 00:11:30,501 We Need To Lay Down The Foundations 196 00:11:30,501 --> 00:11:34,834 For A Noble And Recordable Future... 197 00:11:34,834 --> 00:11:36,701 Together. 198 00:11:36,701 --> 00:11:39,634 Herbert, I Can't Just Move In With You. 199 00:11:39,634 --> 00:11:41,968 Maybe You've Been Thinking This Over, 200 00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:43,434 But I Haven't. 201 00:11:43,434 --> 00:11:45,701 And It's Just Not Something You Rush Into. 202 00:11:45,701 --> 00:11:47,634 Well, It Is If You Care. 203 00:11:47,634 --> 00:11:49,634 Well, I Care, But I Can't-- 204 00:11:49,634 --> 00:11:51,667 Rush In, Not Move In. 205 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,834 Do I Understand You're Saying No? 206 00:11:53,834 --> 00:11:54,968 No. 207 00:11:54,968 --> 00:11:56,067 Then You're Saying Yes? 208 00:11:56,067 --> 00:11:57,067 No. 209 00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:58,100 No? 210 00:11:58,100 --> 00:11:59,467 Yes, I'm Not Saying No. 211 00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:01,467 No, I'm Not Saying Yes. 212 00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:03,100 It's Just That... 213 00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:06,367 I Need To Think About It. 214 00:12:06,367 --> 00:12:09,200 It's Not A Yes, It's Not A No, 215 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,234 You Know? 216 00:12:10,234 --> 00:12:11,801 It's Just A... 217 00:12:11,801 --> 00:12:13,567 I Don't Know. 218 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:14,801 You Know? 219 00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,567 I Know. 220 00:12:16,567 --> 00:12:18,968 I Know You Know. 221 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,968 Thanks, Burt. 222 00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:45,534 Funny, Viola-- 223 00:12:45,534 --> 00:12:48,100 Looks Like Someone Dropped A Load 224 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,067 of Hot Fudge All Over You. 225 00:13:02,534 --> 00:13:05,033 Field Notes On The Consolidated Case. 226 00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:09,067 0400 Hours...Again. 227 00:13:09,067 --> 00:13:11,634 The Hour Of The Wolf... 228 00:13:11,634 --> 00:13:15,300 vargtimen. 229 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:16,968 The End Of Another Shift. 230 00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:20,133 When I Go Home, 231 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,968 What Do I Have To Look Forward To-- 232 00:13:23,968 --> 00:13:25,901 Those Little Touches Of Femininity 233 00:13:25,901 --> 00:13:28,467 That Turn A Cold, Lonely Apartment 234 00:13:28,467 --> 00:13:30,133 Into A Home? 235 00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:33,133 The Woman I Love Asleep In My Bed? 236 00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:36,133 A Sandwich In The Fridge With A Note-- 237 00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:37,634 "Thought You'd Be Hungry"? 238 00:13:37,634 --> 00:13:39,000 No. 239 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:43,100 This Investigating Agent Goes To Bed On An Empty Stomach. 240 00:13:44,334 --> 00:13:47,834 Why Would Agnes Not Want To Live With Me? 241 00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:49,167 All Right. Wait A Minute. 242 00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:51,667 Let's Start With Why She Would. 243 00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:52,934 I Am Earnest, 244 00:13:52,934 --> 00:13:54,434 I'm A Voracious Reader, 245 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,100 Courteous To A Fault, 246 00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:58,534 I Always Signal When I'm Changing Lanes. 247 00:13:58,534 --> 00:14:00,467 She Would Be One Lucky Gal 248 00:14:00,467 --> 00:14:02,200 To Live With A Guy Like Me. 249 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:05,100 But Still, I Must Consider The Possibility, 250 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,767 However Remote, 251 00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:12,534 That She Might Reject Me, That She Might Say No. 252 00:14:12,534 --> 00:14:14,534 There. I've Said It. 253 00:14:14,534 --> 00:14:16,701 And Because I've Said It, 254 00:14:16,701 --> 00:14:17,701 She Won't Say No. 255 00:14:17,701 --> 00:14:19,200 She'll Say Yes. 256 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,200 She's Got To Say Yes! 257 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,534 The Truth Is, The Ball's In Her Court Now. 258 00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:26,033 Whatever She Decides, 259 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,033 It's Out Of My Hands! 260 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,434 Out Of My Hands! 261 00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:31,434 The Die Is Cast! 262 00:14:31,434 --> 00:14:33,200 alia Iacta Est! 263 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,567 It's Out Of My Hands! 264 00:14:34,567 --> 00:14:36,367 Hi, Honey! 265 00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:42,200 Agnes? What Are You Doing Here? 266 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,667 What Do You Mean What Am I Doing Here? 267 00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:46,400 You Asked Me To Move In. So I Did. 268 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,200 You Didn't Have To Do All This. 269 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:52,467 I Know, But I Wanted To, 270 00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:54,901 Because You Told Me How Hard 271 00:14:54,901 --> 00:14:56,400 You'd Been Working Lately. 272 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,000 Here. I'll Let You Sit Down 273 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,200 In Your Favorite Chair 274 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,901 While I Get Breakfast Ready. 275 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:05,000 Afterwards... 276 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,701 I'll Run You A Nice Hot Bath 277 00:15:08,701 --> 00:15:10,901 And Rub Warm Almond Oil 278 00:15:10,901 --> 00:15:13,100 All Over Your Body. 279 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,868 Oh, Agnes. 280 00:15:15,934 --> 00:15:18,868 What Did I Ever Do To Deserve You? 281 00:15:18,868 --> 00:15:22,000 Don't Be Silly, Burt. 282 00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:27,133 You're Earnest, A Voracious Reader, 283 00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:29,634 Courteous To A Fault. 284 00:15:29,634 --> 00:15:32,067 I Admire The Way You Signal 285 00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:34,901 When You Change Lanes. 286 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,334 But... 287 00:15:37,601 --> 00:15:40,067 You're Not Exactly A Matinee Idol 288 00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:44,100 Or A Rugged Man's Man, Brimming With Character. 289 00:15:46,534 --> 00:15:48,000 Let's Face It, Burt-- 290 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,868 You're Not Really The Type Of Guy 291 00:15:49,868 --> 00:15:50,934 That Gets The Girl. 292 00:15:50,934 --> 00:15:53,734 I Don't Know What I Was Thinking. 293 00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:00,400 Wait! 294 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,467 You've Snapped. 295 00:16:22,033 --> 00:16:23,300 You're Losing Your Mind. 296 00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:26,000 You're Wigging Out. 297 00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:30,567 No. No. 298 00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:32,567 You're Just Tired. 299 00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:33,834 That's All. 300 00:16:35,234 --> 00:16:36,334 Yeah. 301 00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:38,667 Exhausted. 302 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,501 Your Mind's Playing Tricks On You. 303 00:16:44,334 --> 00:16:47,000 What You Need Is Sleep. 304 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:51,334 Yeah. Sleep. 305 00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:55,434 Sleep. 306 00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,701 But You Can't Sleep. 307 00:16:59,701 --> 00:17:01,701 That's How Tired You Are. 308 00:17:01,701 --> 00:17:04,434 You're So Tired, You're Talking To Yourself. 309 00:17:04,434 --> 00:17:05,467 Next Thing You Know, You'll Be Living 310 00:17:05,467 --> 00:17:07,234 In A Refrigerator Carton Somewhere. 311 00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:09,701 Wait. Just Relax. 312 00:17:09,701 --> 00:17:12,701 Just Calm Down. 313 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:15,534 Chill Out. 314 00:17:18,601 --> 00:17:19,868 Unwind. 315 00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:23,367 Yeah. 316 00:17:25,601 --> 00:17:27,033 That's What You Need To Do. 317 00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:36,434 And Back... 318 00:17:36,434 --> 00:17:39,067 and Now Back To Our Movie, Prince Of The Desert. 319 00:21:52,567 --> 00:21:54,968 You And Me Both, Pal. 320 00:21:54,968 --> 00:21:56,601 [Star-Spangled Banner Plays] 321 00:22:01,901 --> 00:22:05,000 rompity Stompity, Romper Room 322 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,167 romper Room! 323 00:22:06,167 --> 00:22:07,834 Everyone Get Your Pencils Ready. 324 00:22:07,834 --> 00:22:09,334 You Get Your Pencils Ready At Home. 325 00:22:09,334 --> 00:22:12,267 and Now Our Movie, A Special Presentation 326 00:22:12,267 --> 00:22:14,267 of An All-Time Classic, Casablanca. 327 00:23:08,501 --> 00:23:10,501 Another Mountain Dew. 328 00:23:10,501 --> 00:23:12,000 Make It A Double. 329 00:23:14,167 --> 00:23:15,667 Burt, Good Evening. 330 00:23:15,667 --> 00:23:17,167 Too Early To Tell. 331 00:23:17,167 --> 00:23:18,300 Burt, Would You Care To Have A Drink With Us? 332 00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:19,734 I Never Drink With Customers. 333 00:23:19,734 --> 00:23:20,934 Burt, Where's The Restroom? 334 00:23:20,934 --> 00:23:22,434 Cross Your Legs. 335 00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:45,601 Good Evening, Burt. 336 00:23:45,601 --> 00:23:47,267 Captain Renault. 337 00:23:51,801 --> 00:23:55,300 I Understand We're Going To Have A Famous Guest Here Tonight. 338 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:56,701 Mr. Victor Laszlo. 339 00:23:56,701 --> 00:23:58,167 Yeah? Who's He? 340 00:23:58,167 --> 00:23:59,634 Oh, Just A Hero, 341 00:23:59,634 --> 00:24:02,100 A Hero Of Global Proportions. 342 00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:04,133 A Hero Who By Comparison 343 00:24:04,133 --> 00:24:06,167 Makes Other Heroes Seem Unheroic. 344 00:24:06,167 --> 00:24:09,200 A Hero Who, If I Were A Woman, 345 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,367 Would Be Welcome To Smear Jam-- 346 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:12,934 I Get The Picture, Renault. 347 00:24:12,934 --> 00:24:14,067 Yes, Well. 348 00:24:14,067 --> 00:24:15,567 It Seems That Laszlo 349 00:24:15,567 --> 00:24:17,901 Is Coming Here To Meet Someone, 350 00:24:17,901 --> 00:24:19,667 Someone Who's Going To Try And Help Him Escape. 351 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,234 Help Him Escape? 352 00:24:21,234 --> 00:24:22,367 How? 353 00:24:22,367 --> 00:24:25,033 By Giving Him Two Frequent Flyer Coupons 354 00:24:25,033 --> 00:24:27,934 Valid For Major Vacation Spots All Over The World, 355 00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:29,901 Though Some Restrictions Apply 356 00:24:29,901 --> 00:24:31,400 And Airline Employees And Members Of Their Families 357 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,300 Are Not Eligible. 358 00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:37,501 You Wouldn't Happen To Know Where They Are, Would You? 359 00:24:37,501 --> 00:24:39,000 Me? 360 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,601 Why Should I Know? 361 00:24:40,601 --> 00:24:42,000 Because We Arrested Ugarte, 362 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,501 The Man We Thought Was Going To Help Him, 363 00:24:44,501 --> 00:24:46,534 And He Didn't Have The Coupons On His Person, 364 00:24:46,534 --> 00:24:47,901 All Of Which Happened In A Scene 365 00:24:47,901 --> 00:24:49,934 Which The Producers Were Too Cheap To Film. 366 00:24:49,934 --> 00:24:52,501 Well, Why Would Laszlo Need Two Coupons? 367 00:24:52,501 --> 00:24:56,200 Oh. They Say He's Traveling With Someone. 368 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,234 A Lady. 369 00:24:57,234 --> 00:24:59,567 A Very Beautiful Lady. 370 00:24:59,567 --> 00:25:01,033 The Kind Of Lady 371 00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:02,767 That Only Someone Like Him Would Travel With. 372 00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:03,767 The Kind Of Lady 373 00:25:03,767 --> 00:25:07,100 That Someone Like You Would Never... 374 00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:08,601 Oh, I'm Sorry. 375 00:25:08,601 --> 00:25:11,534 Was There A Woman Once In Your Past? 376 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,100 No. I Didn't Think So. 377 00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:17,634 You See, The Reason I'm Telling You All This, Burt, 378 00:25:17,634 --> 00:25:18,834 Is Because I Want To Be Sure 379 00:25:18,834 --> 00:25:20,434 You Won't Help Him Escape, 380 00:25:20,434 --> 00:25:21,534 Which Would Allow Him To Form 381 00:25:21,534 --> 00:25:25,300 A Powerful French Resistance Movement. 382 00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:28,300 I Stick My Neck Out For Nobody. 383 00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:30,067 Why Would I Want To Help Laszlo Escape? 384 00:25:37,467 --> 00:25:41,300 Welcome To Burt's Cafe Americain, Monsieur. 385 00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:43,601 Laszlo. Victor Laszlo. 386 00:25:43,601 --> 00:25:47,801 [Singing La Marseillaise] 387 00:25:58,601 --> 00:26:00,167 This Way, Monsieur, Madame, 388 00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:01,701 s'il Vous Plait. 389 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,334 Sam? 390 00:26:13,334 --> 00:26:15,167 Sam, Is That You? 391 00:26:15,167 --> 00:26:16,400 Miss Agnes. 392 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,167 Sam. 393 00:26:18,167 --> 00:26:19,734 How Are You? 394 00:26:19,734 --> 00:26:20,901 Please, Miss Agnes, 395 00:26:20,901 --> 00:26:21,901 Don't Ask Me To Play That Song. 396 00:26:21,901 --> 00:26:23,067 Don't Ask You To What? 397 00:26:23,067 --> 00:26:24,167 You Know What I'm Talking About. 398 00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:25,734 I Do? You Know You Do. 399 00:26:25,734 --> 00:26:27,567 No, I Don't, Sam. 400 00:26:27,567 --> 00:26:28,734 Yes, You Do, Girl. 401 00:26:28,734 --> 00:26:29,734 No, I Don't. 402 00:26:29,734 --> 00:26:31,267 Yes, You Do! I Don't! 403 00:26:31,267 --> 00:26:33,100 You Do! What Song? 404 00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:34,300 This Song. 405 00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:36,334 [Plays Chopsticks] 406 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,667 Sam, I Thought I Told You Never 407 00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:44,834 To Play That-- 408 00:26:50,968 --> 00:26:52,400 Why, Agnes... 409 00:26:53,634 --> 00:26:54,634 Hello. 410 00:26:54,634 --> 00:26:56,300 Hello, Burt. 411 00:26:58,801 --> 00:27:01,734 Burt, I'd Like You To Meet Victor Laszlo. 412 00:27:01,734 --> 00:27:03,334 How Do You Do? 413 00:27:03,334 --> 00:27:05,067 vive La France. 414 00:27:05,067 --> 00:27:06,968 Victor Is A Famous Freedom Fighter, 415 00:27:06,968 --> 00:27:08,801 Idealist, Theoretical Physicist, 416 00:27:08,801 --> 00:27:11,267 And A Brilliant Philosopher In His Off Hours. 417 00:27:11,267 --> 00:27:12,300 Agnes, Please. 418 00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:14,434 You Know How I Hate The Word "Famous." 419 00:27:14,434 --> 00:27:17,367 He Risks His Life All Over The World 420 00:27:17,367 --> 00:27:19,501 Fighting Oppression And Dictatorships, 421 00:27:19,501 --> 00:27:20,901 So That People Everywhere 422 00:27:20,901 --> 00:27:22,801 Can Pursue Truth, Justice... 423 00:27:23,968 --> 00:27:27,100 And Unparalleled Pleasure. 424 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:30,567 I've Always Preferred The Parallel Kind Myself. 425 00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:34,033 Ramon, The Best Table For My Guests 426 00:27:34,033 --> 00:27:36,033 And No Two-Drink Minimum. 427 00:27:36,033 --> 00:27:37,534 beaucoup Thank Yous, Monsieur Burt, 428 00:27:37,534 --> 00:27:41,033 But I'm Off To Find Ugarte And The Frequent Flyer Coupons. 429 00:27:41,033 --> 00:27:43,000 We Must Be On A Plane Tomorrow Morning 430 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,767 For The Sake Of The Free World. 431 00:27:44,767 --> 00:27:46,167 I'm Going With You To Find Him, Victor. 432 00:27:46,167 --> 00:27:47,567 No, Agnes. Wait Here. 433 00:27:47,567 --> 00:27:49,467 It Is Much Too Dangerous To Come With Me. 434 00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:51,601 Danger Means Nothing When I'm With You-- 435 00:27:51,601 --> 00:27:55,334 A Real Hero, A Hero Of Global Proportions, 436 00:27:55,334 --> 00:27:59,434 The Kind Of Hero Who'd Be Welcome To-- 437 00:27:59,434 --> 00:28:02,200 Let's Get A Bottle Of Jam And Blow This Joint. 438 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,534 Very Well. 439 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,667 It's Good To See You Again, Burt. 440 00:28:07,667 --> 00:28:09,968 Yeah. Swell. 441 00:28:09,968 --> 00:28:11,667 Maybe We'll See Each Other Again. 442 00:28:11,667 --> 00:28:13,901 Yeah. Swell. 443 00:28:35,734 --> 00:28:37,234 Of All The Gin Joints 444 00:28:37,234 --> 00:28:40,067 In All The Towns In All The World, 445 00:28:40,067 --> 00:28:41,601 She Walks Into Yours. 446 00:28:41,601 --> 00:28:44,601 Hey! I'm Supposed To Say That. 447 00:28:44,601 --> 00:28:45,901 Oh. Sorry. 448 00:28:45,901 --> 00:28:47,801 Sorry? It's Only The Best Line In The Script. 449 00:28:47,801 --> 00:28:48,801 I'm Sorry. 450 00:28:48,801 --> 00:28:49,801 How Many Times Do You Get A Chance 451 00:28:49,801 --> 00:28:51,234 To Say A Line Like That? 452 00:28:51,234 --> 00:28:52,234 I Said I'm Sorry. 453 00:28:52,234 --> 00:28:55,634 A Lot Of Good Sorry Will Do Now. 454 00:28:55,634 --> 00:28:57,767 Wait A Minute. 455 00:28:57,767 --> 00:29:00,400 I Still Have The Airport Scene. 456 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,767 What? 457 00:29:01,767 --> 00:29:03,067 Never Mind. 458 00:29:03,067 --> 00:29:05,667 Let's Just Say That She And I 459 00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:08,601 Still Have Something To Talk About. 460 00:29:31,667 --> 00:29:32,767 Evening, Boss. 461 00:29:32,767 --> 00:29:35,534 Sam, It's Been A Long And Tortuous Night, 462 00:29:35,534 --> 00:29:37,100 The Kind Of Night Where Uncertainty 463 00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:41,167 Hangs In The Air Like Cheap Perfume. 464 00:29:41,167 --> 00:29:44,534 When The New Dawn Is Your Only Friend 465 00:29:44,534 --> 00:29:45,534 And Yet, In It's Own Twisted Way, 466 00:29:45,534 --> 00:29:48,167 Your Enemy As Well. 467 00:29:48,167 --> 00:29:50,567 When Lives Are Thrown Topsy-Turvy, 468 00:29:50,567 --> 00:29:51,634 The World Turned Upside Down. 469 00:29:51,634 --> 00:29:54,000 But Even Knowing All That, 470 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,634 I Still Have To Ask You... 471 00:29:57,634 --> 00:29:59,400 What Are You Doing In This Scene? 472 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,801 You Told Me To Bring The Coupons. 473 00:30:00,801 --> 00:30:02,234 Oh! That's Right. I Did. 474 00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:04,234 We Skipped A Couple Of Extra Scenes. 475 00:30:04,234 --> 00:30:05,234 I Need You Around 476 00:30:05,234 --> 00:30:06,234 So I Can Catch Everybody Up 477 00:30:06,234 --> 00:30:07,234 On The Exposition 478 00:30:07,234 --> 00:30:08,901 Without Talking To Myself. 479 00:30:08,901 --> 00:30:10,400 So, Ask Me What It Means, 480 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,133 The Coupons, Me At The Airport. 481 00:30:13,133 --> 00:30:14,567 So What's It Mean, Boss? 482 00:30:14,567 --> 00:30:16,000 The Coupons, You At The Airport? 483 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,901 It Means That We're Approaching 484 00:30:17,901 --> 00:30:19,234 The End Of Another Chapter, Sam, 485 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:20,801 The Final Chapter. 486 00:30:20,801 --> 00:30:22,567 Closing The Book On A Story 487 00:30:22,567 --> 00:30:24,367 That's Run It's Course. 488 00:30:24,367 --> 00:30:25,667 English, Boss. 489 00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:27,601 She's Getting On The Plane With Laszlo. 490 00:30:27,601 --> 00:30:28,667 What? Just Like That? 491 00:30:28,667 --> 00:30:30,100 Yesterday's News, Tomorrow's Blues? 492 00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:31,868 Another Notch On History's Bedpost? 493 00:30:31,868 --> 00:30:34,734 Can It, Sam. You Got It All Wrong. 494 00:30:34,734 --> 00:30:36,534 She's Leaving, All Right. 495 00:30:36,534 --> 00:30:38,300 But She Doesn't Think She's Leaving. 496 00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:39,767 She Thinks She's Staying. 497 00:30:39,767 --> 00:30:41,200 But She's Not Staying. 498 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,367 She's Leaving. 499 00:30:42,367 --> 00:30:44,033 And She's Not Leaving 500 00:30:44,033 --> 00:30:45,367 For The Reason You Think She's Leaving. 501 00:30:45,367 --> 00:30:46,367 She's Leaving 502 00:30:46,367 --> 00:30:48,200 For The Reason I Want Her To Leave, 503 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,400 Which Has Nothing To Do 504 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,033 With The Reason That She Thinks She's Staying. 505 00:30:51,033 --> 00:30:52,067 Are You With Me, Sam? 506 00:30:52,067 --> 00:30:53,567 Somebody's Got To Be. 507 00:30:53,567 --> 00:30:55,000 I Told Her I'd Meet Them Here With The Coupons, 508 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,734 But She Loves Me, Sam. 509 00:30:56,734 --> 00:30:59,133 She's Not Gonna Want To Get On That Plane. 510 00:30:59,133 --> 00:31:00,567 She Has A Chance To Make It Up 511 00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:02,367 For Leaving Me That First Time, 512 00:31:02,367 --> 00:31:05,367 And Knowing Agnes, She'll Grab It. 513 00:31:05,367 --> 00:31:06,701 Say What? 514 00:31:06,701 --> 00:31:08,868 The Chance, Sam! She'll Grab The Chance. 515 00:31:10,534 --> 00:31:13,133 I'm Not Going To Let Her. 516 00:31:13,133 --> 00:31:15,267 There Are Lots Of Ways Of Being The Kind Of Man 517 00:31:15,267 --> 00:31:17,267 That Women Love. 518 00:31:17,267 --> 00:31:19,734 Not All Of Them Include Getting The Girl. 519 00:31:49,002 --> 00:31:50,201 Agnes. 520 00:31:50,201 --> 00:31:53,534 Victor, Could You Put The Luggage On Board? 521 00:31:53,534 --> 00:31:55,701 Burt And I Have To Speak. 522 00:31:55,701 --> 00:31:56,868 Of Course, Dear. 523 00:31:56,868 --> 00:31:59,601 Trust Is The Key To Any Relationship. 524 00:32:13,935 --> 00:32:15,301 Burt-- 525 00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:16,501 Agnes, There's A Time For Talking 526 00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:17,835 And A Time For Listening, And The Way I See It, 527 00:32:17,835 --> 00:32:20,068 It's Time For Me To Do The Talking For Both Of Us. 528 00:32:20,068 --> 00:32:22,068 What We Feel, What We Need, 529 00:32:22,068 --> 00:32:24,368 None Of That Matters Anymore. 530 00:32:24,368 --> 00:32:25,768 Maybe Someday You'll Understand 531 00:32:25,768 --> 00:32:27,234 That The Problems Of 3 Little People 532 00:32:27,234 --> 00:32:30,868 Don't Amount To A Hill Of Beans In This Crazy World. 533 00:32:30,868 --> 00:32:34,267 Maybe Someday I'll Understand Why I Always Talk Like That. 534 00:32:34,267 --> 00:32:35,334 But For Now... 535 00:32:37,534 --> 00:32:39,701 Here's Looking At You, Kid. 536 00:32:41,868 --> 00:32:43,401 Here's Looking At Me? 537 00:32:43,401 --> 00:32:46,434 What Does That Mean, "Here's Looking At Me"? 538 00:32:46,434 --> 00:32:47,835 Never Mind. I'm Just Telling You 539 00:32:47,835 --> 00:32:51,401 We've Got To Put Aside Our Own Desires, Our Own Needs. 540 00:32:51,401 --> 00:32:53,201 You've Got To Do The Right Thing. 541 00:32:53,201 --> 00:32:54,534 You've Got To Get On That Plane 542 00:32:54,534 --> 00:32:55,835 Where You Belong. 543 00:32:55,835 --> 00:32:57,768 Of Course I'm Getting On The Plane. 544 00:32:57,768 --> 00:32:58,935 It's Leaving Any Minute. 545 00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:00,768 Besides, Victor's On Board. 546 00:33:00,768 --> 00:33:02,868 Where Else Would I Go? 547 00:33:04,935 --> 00:33:08,002 Ohh. You Thought... 548 00:33:08,002 --> 00:33:09,534 You And I. 549 00:33:14,735 --> 00:33:16,201 Well, That's All Right. 550 00:33:16,201 --> 00:33:17,968 I...I Understand. 551 00:33:17,968 --> 00:33:19,635 You're Trying To Be Strong. 552 00:33:19,635 --> 00:33:21,468 I Respect That. 553 00:33:21,468 --> 00:33:23,568 If It's Any Help, 554 00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:28,035 Just Remember, We'll Always Have Paris. 555 00:33:28,035 --> 00:33:30,935 We Were Never In Paris, Burt. 556 00:33:30,935 --> 00:33:31,968 Burt, I Think 557 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:33,801 You Should Rethink This Whole Approach. 558 00:33:33,801 --> 00:33:35,267 This Role Just Isn't You. 559 00:33:35,267 --> 00:33:37,468 I Don't Want To Be Mean, But The Truth Is 560 00:33:37,468 --> 00:33:39,701 Some Guys Just Can't Pull This Off. 561 00:33:39,701 --> 00:33:41,267 Noble Good-Byes Are Only Good 562 00:33:41,267 --> 00:33:45,301 If You're The Kind Of Man Who's Hard To Leave. 563 00:33:45,301 --> 00:33:46,901 Don't Be Upset. 564 00:33:46,901 --> 00:33:48,102 Being The Guy Who Wins The Girl's Love 565 00:33:48,102 --> 00:33:49,801 Isn't Everything. 566 00:33:49,801 --> 00:33:51,601 There's Always Comic Relief. 567 00:33:54,134 --> 00:33:56,635 Well, Got To Run. 568 00:34:01,134 --> 00:34:03,534 If You're Ever In Monte Carlo. 569 00:34:07,002 --> 00:34:08,234 Agnes, Wait. 570 00:34:08,234 --> 00:34:10,701 You Can't Leave Me Like This. 571 00:34:10,701 --> 00:34:12,701 You've Got To Give Me Another Chance. 572 00:34:12,701 --> 00:34:15,002 Who Cares About France? 573 00:34:15,002 --> 00:34:17,768 We're Not French. The French Are Rude. 574 00:34:17,768 --> 00:34:19,368 I Was Lying When I Said You Should Do The Right Thing 575 00:34:19,368 --> 00:34:20,468 And Go With Victor. 576 00:34:20,468 --> 00:34:22,301 You're Right. I'm Not That Noble. 577 00:34:22,301 --> 00:34:23,368 You Should Do The Wrong Thing 578 00:34:23,368 --> 00:34:25,368 And Stay With Me! 579 00:34:25,368 --> 00:34:27,468 Please, Agnes, Please! 580 00:34:27,468 --> 00:34:28,568 I Was Making It All Up. 581 00:34:28,568 --> 00:34:31,568 Just One More Chance. I'm Begging You! 582 00:34:32,935 --> 00:34:36,668 Anything You Want, I Tell You. 583 00:34:36,668 --> 00:34:37,835 Anything! 584 00:34:37,835 --> 00:34:39,368 I'll Pay You! 585 00:34:39,368 --> 00:34:40,868 Would You Like That? 586 00:34:40,868 --> 00:34:41,935 I'll Give You Money! 587 00:34:41,935 --> 00:34:44,601 I Can Change. Whatever It Takes. 588 00:34:44,601 --> 00:34:46,768 Just Tell Me What You Want! 589 00:34:46,768 --> 00:34:48,868 I Can Dress Differently. 590 00:34:48,868 --> 00:34:50,568 I Can Shave. 591 00:34:50,568 --> 00:34:54,334 I Can... Be Taller! 592 00:34:54,334 --> 00:34:58,035 Burt, Get A Hold Of Yourself. 593 00:34:58,035 --> 00:35:01,167 The Answer Is No. N-O. No. 594 00:35:01,167 --> 00:35:02,434 And It Will Be Best For Everyone 595 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:04,635 If You Would Just Let Go Of My Ankle 596 00:35:04,635 --> 00:35:06,768 And Accept It. 597 00:35:12,534 --> 00:35:14,668 You're Not Enough Man For Me! 598 00:35:40,468 --> 00:35:42,735 Lost Her Again, Hmm? 599 00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:51,134 Too Late For Me To Stop Them. 600 00:35:51,134 --> 00:35:53,102 France Has Her Champion, 601 00:35:53,102 --> 00:35:55,468 And So Does Agnes Dipesto. 602 00:35:55,468 --> 00:35:57,568 My Life Is Over. 603 00:35:57,568 --> 00:35:59,167 And You Know Why? 604 00:35:59,167 --> 00:36:01,668 Because You Let Her Say No. 605 00:36:01,668 --> 00:36:03,334 You Were On The Right Track, 606 00:36:03,334 --> 00:36:04,501 But You Didn't Close The Sale. 607 00:36:04,501 --> 00:36:05,735 You Folded. 608 00:36:05,735 --> 00:36:07,401 You Let Her Take Over. 609 00:36:07,401 --> 00:36:10,068 You Gave Her The Chance To Reject You. 610 00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:11,801 Always, I Repeat, 611 00:36:11,801 --> 00:36:14,901 Always Say No Before The Woman Can, 612 00:36:14,901 --> 00:36:16,801 Or You Will Likely Suffer A Humiliation 613 00:36:16,801 --> 00:36:19,035 From Which You Will Never Recover. 614 00:36:22,301 --> 00:36:25,167 Always Say No Before The Woman Can. 615 00:36:26,968 --> 00:36:28,468 [Ding] 616 00:36:49,102 --> 00:36:50,434 Where's Agnes? 617 00:36:50,434 --> 00:36:51,901 At The Dentist. 618 00:37:05,334 --> 00:37:06,401 Listen. I Know You're Busy 619 00:37:06,401 --> 00:37:07,735 Trying To Make The World Safe For Grapefruit, 620 00:37:07,735 --> 00:37:09,002 But I Wonder If I Could Ask You Something? 621 00:37:09,002 --> 00:37:10,134 What Is It? 622 00:37:10,134 --> 00:37:11,301 Well, Me And The Boys 623 00:37:11,301 --> 00:37:13,035 Were Kind Of Wondering What The Outcome Was. 624 00:37:13,035 --> 00:37:14,035 The Outcome? 625 00:37:14,035 --> 00:37:15,035 The Outcome. 626 00:37:15,035 --> 00:37:16,501 We Can't Collect On Our Wagers 627 00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:18,068 Until We Know What The Answer Is. 628 00:37:18,068 --> 00:37:19,102 The Answer To What? 629 00:37:19,102 --> 00:37:20,301 To The Big Question, 630 00:37:20,301 --> 00:37:21,434 To The Kind That Only Comes Along 631 00:37:21,434 --> 00:37:22,468 Once Or Twice A Year. 632 00:37:22,468 --> 00:37:24,301 Will Poindexter Implicate The President? 633 00:37:24,301 --> 00:37:25,668 Will Leonard Take Hagler? 634 00:37:25,668 --> 00:37:27,701 Will Agnes Consent To Move In With You? 635 00:37:27,701 --> 00:37:29,701 Don't You People Have Some Blocks 636 00:37:29,701 --> 00:37:31,401 You Could Play With? 637 00:37:34,501 --> 00:37:35,668 I Knew It. 638 00:37:35,668 --> 00:37:37,501 He'd Tell Me If She Said Yes. 639 00:37:37,501 --> 00:37:38,835 She Said No, Didn't She? 640 00:37:38,835 --> 00:37:40,167 nein. Negativo. 641 00:37:40,167 --> 00:37:41,601 Have A Nice Life. 642 00:37:46,801 --> 00:37:50,534 You Couldn't Be More Wrong, Macgilicruddy. 643 00:37:50,534 --> 00:37:53,635 Actually, Not That's It's Any Of Your Business, 644 00:37:53,635 --> 00:37:56,068 She Beat Me To The Punch. 645 00:37:57,301 --> 00:37:59,267 And I Wish She Hadn't. 646 00:38:00,668 --> 00:38:03,668 You Know, A Man Gains A Ton Of Perspective 647 00:38:03,668 --> 00:38:05,935 Out There On The Firing Line, 648 00:38:05,935 --> 00:38:07,768 In The Dead Of Night, 649 00:38:07,768 --> 00:38:11,267 Just You And The Dark Dagger Of The Unknown. 650 00:38:11,267 --> 00:38:14,035 You Learn To Think Pretty Clearly 651 00:38:14,035 --> 00:38:15,035 When The Only Thing 652 00:38:15,035 --> 00:38:16,768 Standing Between Yourself And Nothingness 653 00:38:16,768 --> 00:38:18,768 Is Your Nerves And Your Knuckles. 654 00:38:18,768 --> 00:38:21,234 You Might Have That Experience Someday. 655 00:38:21,234 --> 00:38:23,601 She Dropped Him Right On His Head. 656 00:38:23,601 --> 00:38:26,601 What I'm Telling You Is, I Tested My Mettle, 657 00:38:26,601 --> 00:38:27,601 And My Mettle 658 00:38:27,601 --> 00:38:30,334 Can Do A Lot Better Than Agnes Dipesto. 659 00:38:30,334 --> 00:38:32,002 I Wonder How Your Mettle Would Do 660 00:38:32,002 --> 00:38:33,301 On A Polygraph Test. 661 00:38:33,301 --> 00:38:35,968 Hell, The Girl Got Down On Her Hand And Knees 662 00:38:35,968 --> 00:38:37,267 And Begged Me. 663 00:38:37,267 --> 00:38:39,334 I Was Afraid She'd Do Herself In. 664 00:38:39,334 --> 00:38:41,835 I Told Her I'd Think It Over, 665 00:38:41,835 --> 00:38:42,901 But What I Was Really Trying To Figure Out 666 00:38:42,901 --> 00:38:45,935 Was How Was I Gonna Let Her Down Easy? 667 00:38:45,935 --> 00:38:50,635 I Mean, After Steno Skills, What Does She Have To Offer? 668 00:38:50,635 --> 00:38:52,167 I Ask You. 669 00:38:52,167 --> 00:38:53,668 Let's Face It. 670 00:38:53,668 --> 00:38:55,534 Shacking Up Together 671 00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:58,501 Would Be Strictly A Mercy Proposition. 672 00:38:58,501 --> 00:38:59,668 Nothing More. 673 00:38:59,668 --> 00:39:02,501 Agnes Dipesto Does Nothing More For Me 674 00:39:02,501 --> 00:39:03,968 Than A Brillo Pad. 675 00:39:06,701 --> 00:39:08,035 Sorry I'm Late. 676 00:39:08,035 --> 00:39:10,035 Well! Agnes, I Need To Talk To You! 677 00:39:10,035 --> 00:39:13,368 I Never Needed To Talk To Anybody This Much! 678 00:39:17,635 --> 00:39:19,534 So How Did The Dentist Go? 679 00:39:19,534 --> 00:39:20,534 No Cavities. 680 00:39:20,534 --> 00:39:22,534 Great. Fantastic. 681 00:39:22,534 --> 00:39:25,035 your Health, Agnes, It's Numero Uno. 682 00:39:25,035 --> 00:39:27,035 If You Have Good Teeth, 683 00:39:27,035 --> 00:39:28,568 Nothing Else Matters. 684 00:39:31,301 --> 00:39:32,801 Agnes... 685 00:39:32,801 --> 00:39:36,334 When Two People Set Sail 686 00:39:36,334 --> 00:39:38,167 On A Course Together, 687 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:39,901 It's Important That That Course 688 00:39:39,901 --> 00:39:40,935 Be Right For Both Of Them. 689 00:39:40,935 --> 00:39:41,968 Wouldn't You Agree? 690 00:39:43,534 --> 00:39:44,534 Well, Agnes, 691 00:39:44,534 --> 00:39:46,868 I Have Done You A Great Disservice. 692 00:39:46,868 --> 00:39:47,868 You Have? 693 00:39:47,868 --> 00:39:49,201 A Tremendous Injustice. 694 00:39:49,201 --> 00:39:50,501 I Don't Understand. 695 00:39:50,501 --> 00:39:52,167 I Hastily Placed A Massive Burden 696 00:39:52,167 --> 00:39:53,568 Upon Your Shoulders Yesterday, 697 00:39:53,568 --> 00:39:55,735 Which, Upon Reflection, 698 00:39:55,735 --> 00:39:57,102 I Feel Duty Bound To Lift. 699 00:39:57,102 --> 00:39:58,801 Herbert, What Are You Blabbering About? 700 00:40:00,301 --> 00:40:02,501 Is This About Moving In Together? 701 00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:03,935 I'm Afraid So. 702 00:40:03,935 --> 00:40:04,935 Herbert. 703 00:40:04,935 --> 00:40:07,501 I Thought About It All Night. 704 00:40:07,501 --> 00:40:09,068 I Soaked In The Bathtub. 705 00:40:09,068 --> 00:40:11,068 I Stared At The Ceiling, 706 00:40:11,068 --> 00:40:12,468 Trying To Figure Out What To Do. 707 00:40:12,468 --> 00:40:14,935 And I Kept Coming Back To The Same Answer. 708 00:40:16,334 --> 00:40:17,267 Yes. 709 00:40:19,201 --> 00:40:20,234 Yes? 710 00:40:20,234 --> 00:40:21,267 Yes. 711 00:40:22,568 --> 00:40:23,935 It'll Take Some Adjusting 712 00:40:23,935 --> 00:40:26,301 And Some Compromising, But... 713 00:40:26,301 --> 00:40:30,968 I've Never Loved Anyone As Much As I Do You. 714 00:40:30,968 --> 00:40:32,234 Really? 715 00:40:32,234 --> 00:40:33,334 Really. 716 00:40:34,768 --> 00:40:37,167 I Can't Wait To Tell Everybody. 717 00:40:37,167 --> 00:40:38,401 Don't! 718 00:40:38,401 --> 00:40:40,401 Agnes... 719 00:40:40,401 --> 00:40:42,635 Let's Get New Jobs. 720 00:40:42,635 --> 00:40:43,968 Huh? 721 00:40:43,968 --> 00:40:46,501 Yeah! We're Launching A New Life Together. 722 00:40:46,501 --> 00:40:49,234 Let's Just Crack A Bottle Of Champagne 723 00:40:49,234 --> 00:40:50,468 Against The Whole Deal 724 00:40:50,468 --> 00:40:52,668 And Leave Blue Moon Behind, Too. 725 00:40:52,668 --> 00:40:53,701 There's An Unemployment Office 726 00:40:53,701 --> 00:40:55,234 On The Eighth Floor. 727 00:40:55,234 --> 00:40:56,234 In Two Hours, 728 00:40:56,234 --> 00:40:57,234 We Can Not Only Be Living Together, 729 00:40:57,234 --> 00:40:58,835 We Can Be Animal Handlers 730 00:40:58,835 --> 00:41:00,267 That Are Living Together. 731 00:41:00,267 --> 00:41:02,768 This Is Sleep Deprivation, Isn't It? 732 00:41:02,768 --> 00:41:05,102 Herbert, Why Don't You Go Home And Lie Down 733 00:41:05,102 --> 00:41:07,635 With Your Special Blanket? 734 00:41:07,635 --> 00:41:09,102 Agnes... 735 00:41:47,201 --> 00:41:49,635 You Are A Chamber Pot In A 42 Long! 736 00:41:49,635 --> 00:41:51,334 I Couldn't Listen To Her Sing Your Praises 737 00:41:51,334 --> 00:41:53,501 After What You Said About Her. 738 00:41:53,501 --> 00:41:54,501 O'neill, 739 00:41:54,501 --> 00:41:55,501 Send Macgillicuddy's Dental Records 740 00:41:55,501 --> 00:41:57,002 To The Morgue 741 00:41:57,002 --> 00:41:58,568 So They'll Know What They're Looking At. 742 00:41:58,568 --> 00:42:00,935 Brillo Pad, Huh? 743 00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:02,434 Brillo Pad? 744 00:42:02,434 --> 00:42:04,301 A Pet Name, Sweetheart. 745 00:42:04,301 --> 00:42:05,901 Hypocrite. 746 00:42:05,901 --> 00:42:07,267 Oh, Agnes, Be Fair. 747 00:42:07,267 --> 00:42:08,334 Coward! 748 00:42:08,334 --> 00:42:09,668 That's Pretty Fair. 749 00:42:09,668 --> 00:42:12,735 So I Was On My Hands And Knees Begging You? 750 00:42:12,735 --> 00:42:15,234 So You Told Me You Had To Think About It? 751 00:42:15,234 --> 00:42:16,768 I Don't Recall Saying-- 752 00:42:16,768 --> 00:42:18,301 This Was All Just A Way Of Puffing Yourself Up 753 00:42:18,301 --> 00:42:20,068 In Front Of The Boys, Wasn't It? 754 00:42:20,068 --> 00:42:21,568 I Feel Sorry For You, 755 00:42:21,568 --> 00:42:22,801 That Your Life Is So Empty 756 00:42:22,801 --> 00:42:24,301 That You'd Resort To Belittling The Woman 757 00:42:24,301 --> 00:42:27,201 Who Loves You. 758 00:42:27,201 --> 00:42:29,501 I Don't Want To Live With A Liar, 759 00:42:29,501 --> 00:42:31,167 And I'm Not Gonna Spend Any More Time 760 00:42:31,167 --> 00:42:32,868 Where I've Become A Laughingstock. 761 00:42:40,701 --> 00:42:42,735 Agnes, Don't Go. 762 00:42:44,401 --> 00:42:45,768 Agnes, You Can't Go. 763 00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:51,401 Why Not? 764 00:42:51,401 --> 00:42:52,901 Because If You Left, 765 00:42:52,901 --> 00:42:55,901 I'd Never Be Able To Live With Myself, 766 00:42:55,901 --> 00:42:58,701 Because This Was All My Fault. 767 00:42:58,701 --> 00:43:01,701 I'm The Butt Around Here, Not You. 768 00:43:01,701 --> 00:43:03,201 I Was Always Afraid To Believe 769 00:43:03,201 --> 00:43:06,267 That A Woman Like You Would Want To Live With Me. 770 00:43:06,267 --> 00:43:07,768 And Why Should You? 771 00:43:07,768 --> 00:43:09,267 All I Do Is I Strut Around Here 772 00:43:09,267 --> 00:43:10,334 Pretending To Be 773 00:43:10,334 --> 00:43:12,035 Some Hotshot Young Junior Investigator, 774 00:43:12,035 --> 00:43:13,935 Some Renaissance Man. 775 00:43:13,935 --> 00:43:15,601 But All I Am... 776 00:43:15,601 --> 00:43:16,935 All I Really Am Is A Blowhard, 777 00:43:16,935 --> 00:43:20,768 Waiting For The Next Crumb Mr. Addison Will Toss My Way. 778 00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:25,234 You Shouldn't Go, Agnes. I Should. 779 00:43:25,234 --> 00:43:28,668 I Should Just Crawl Back Into The Temp Pool 780 00:43:28,668 --> 00:43:31,434 And Never Show My Face Around Here Again. 781 00:43:41,301 --> 00:43:42,501 I Don't Know What Ever Made Me Believe 782 00:43:42,501 --> 00:43:44,568 That I Deserved Someone Like You. 783 00:43:53,568 --> 00:43:55,068 Where Are You Going? 784 00:43:55,068 --> 00:43:58,434 Somewhere Where I Can Stay Out Of Everybody's Way. 785 00:44:02,768 --> 00:44:04,768 How About My Place? 786 00:44:04,768 --> 00:44:08,102 Agnes, Why Are You Being So Nice To Me? 787 00:44:08,102 --> 00:44:10,835 I Can't Stop Now, Burt. 788 00:44:10,835 --> 00:44:12,968 I Told You I Wanted To Live With You. 789 00:44:12,968 --> 00:44:14,534 I Wasn't Lying. 790 00:44:14,534 --> 00:44:16,035 I Never Lie. 791 00:44:16,035 --> 00:44:17,401 I Just Wish That You Didn't Feel 792 00:44:17,401 --> 00:44:19,134 You Had To. 793 00:44:19,134 --> 00:44:21,501 That Was The Worst Thing I've Ever Done 794 00:44:21,501 --> 00:44:22,901 In My Whole Life. 795 00:44:24,468 --> 00:44:26,468 I Betrayed Everything We Have... 796 00:44:28,035 --> 00:44:30,401 How I Feel For You. 797 00:44:32,368 --> 00:44:34,935 That Was A Pretty Crummy Thing To Do, Herbert. 798 00:44:37,334 --> 00:44:39,601 But I Think I Understand Why You Did It. 799 00:44:41,234 --> 00:44:42,835 You Do? 800 00:44:45,234 --> 00:44:47,768 Well...Obviously I'm Not The Hardcase 801 00:44:47,768 --> 00:44:49,134 I Appear To Be. 802 00:44:50,301 --> 00:44:52,234 The Fact Is... 803 00:44:52,234 --> 00:44:56,134 Deep Down, I'm Insecure, 804 00:44:56,134 --> 00:44:57,568 Especially About You. 805 00:45:00,735 --> 00:45:02,668 You Got To Trust Me, Burt. 806 00:45:03,801 --> 00:45:06,134 We Got To Trust Each Other. 807 00:45:06,134 --> 00:45:07,635 I Want To. 808 00:45:07,635 --> 00:45:10,568 It's Just Sometimes My Imagination... 809 00:45:12,201 --> 00:45:14,501 This Morning On The Tv, 810 00:45:14,501 --> 00:45:16,935 I Lost You Twice. 811 00:45:19,068 --> 00:45:21,167 This Isn't Tv, Burt. 812 00:45:21,167 --> 00:45:23,901 This Is Just You And Me. 813 00:45:27,334 --> 00:45:29,801 I Love You, Agnes Dipesto. 814 00:45:31,334 --> 00:45:33,835 I Love You, Herbert Viola. 815 00:45:41,501 --> 00:45:43,434 [Chopsticks Playing] 816 00:45:56,002 --> 00:45:59,002 Captioning Made Possible By Lions Gate Home Entertainment 817 00:45:59,002 --> 00:46:01,002 Captioned By The National Captioning Institute 818 00:46:01,002 --> 00:46:01,935 --TC6 WAS HERE-- 819 00:46:07,935 --> 00:46:12,301 ♪ So Come Walk The Night ♪ 820 00:46:12,301 --> 00:46:17,601 ♪ Come Fly By Day ♪ 821 00:46:17,601 --> 00:46:21,701 ♪ Something Is Sweeter ♪ 822 00:46:21,701 --> 00:46:27,167 ♪ 'cause We Met On The Way ♪ 823 00:46:27,167 --> 00:46:31,201 ♪ We'll Walk By Night ♪ 824 00:46:31,201 --> 00:46:36,601 ♪ We'll Fly By Day ♪ 825 00:46:36,601 --> 00:46:40,635 ♪ Moonlighting Strangers ♪ 826 00:46:40,635 --> 00:46:45,267 ♪ Who Just Met On The Way ♪ 827 00:46:45,267 --> 00:46:50,102 ♪ Who Just Met On The Way ♪ 828 00:46:50,102 --> 00:46:55,134 ♪ Who Just Met On The Way ♪