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I'm starting to think this wasn't such a
good idea.

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Oh, come on. It's going to help me get
elected for student council.

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All the girls that vote for me and some
of the guys.

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Carmen Lopez, absolutely the best for
treasure.

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Hey, Dad, guess what? I'm running for
student council at St. Teresa's. Good

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luck, Bray Proud. Game's on.

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Ooh, Grandma's got just the spot for
this.

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Take it out, Dad. I built a model earth
that floats.

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Good luck, Bray Proud. Game's on.

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Unlike bigger wedding planners, I don't
take on several clients at once.

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So, if you choose me, you get my
undivided attention.

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Oh, Angie, I didn't know you were in
here. Shh.

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What are you doing? I'm trying to work.

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Well, we were listening to the Lakers on
the radio in the car. It's the last

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minute and they're tied with Houston.

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They came back and tied it up?

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I gotta see this.

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George! It's just for a minute, baby.
I'll put it on mute, okay? You wouldn't

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even know that we're here.

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I can take care of everything from the
engagement party to the actual wedding

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ceremony. In fact, I can help you plan
your trip for your honeymoon.

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Traveling!

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It's important to do before you have
kids.

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Now, for your wedding, the first two
things to decide on are the date and

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location.

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Could you keep that out of here? I'm
trying to work.

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I'm never going to let you put that up.
You don't know what you're talking

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about. Mom, do you think a nun's going
to find this offensive?

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I'm trying to work here. I'll take one
of those with Carmen cut out of it.

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It's getting late. We've got a couple of
other wedding planners to meet. Who are

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you seeing?

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Vows by Veronica?

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Because she buys her shirt from the back
of a van.

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A honeymoon in Hawaii is no fun with the
trots.

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Working out of the house is a disaster.

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I can't sell myself as a professional
when you and the kids keep interrupting

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me. What about the office I made for you
in the garage?

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Well, let's take a look at that right
now.

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Okay.

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George! Oh, right now, right now? Yeah.

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Okay, baby, I'm right with you, because
if it's something that's important to

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you, it's important to me.

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And that's what a marriage is, a
commitment between two people who are

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Okay, commercial.

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This place is a mess.

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I can't bring clients in here.

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You promised me you were going to turn
this into the office of my dreams.

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I'm going to.

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I just got to finish my architectural
schematic rendering.

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Insult me. You don't have any plans.

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Yeah, I do.

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I almost finished them last night.

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Yeah, well, what stopped you?

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Someone got all handsy.

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That's right. I said to slow your roll.

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Okay, that's it. I am tired of your
excuses.

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I should just rent an office down at the
strip mall. No, then you have to sign a

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year lease. Angie, that's a huge
commitment.

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Look, I know you love what you're doing,
but you're not making enough money to

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cover that.

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George, this isn't a hobby. This is my
career.

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Honey, no offense.

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And don't get mad when I say this, but
there's a difference.

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Hobby, work, work, work. Fun, career,
work, work, work.

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Paycheck.

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I love you so much.

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That's it. I'm renting the office space.
You have to spend money to make money.

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And like it or not, this is my business.

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Okay, look.

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I've been busy at work, okay? I'm sorry.

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But I promise you, I give you my word
that I will fix up this garage and it'll

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be nicer than any office you can rent.

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You mean it?

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Because I've got a booth at the bridal
expo, and I cannot bring clients in here

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if this place isn't done.

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Angie.

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You got this!

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Well, you've only got ten days, so you
might want to get a contractor. Get a

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contractor. Da loca, get a contractor.

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We don't need a contractor. A
contractor's just a person who yells at

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Mexican who does the real work.

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We already got that.

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Hey, Dad.

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move your truck over far enough so I can
park in here tonight? No.

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Look, Carmen, no one's parking their car
in here anymore. This is your mother's

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office. Thank you.

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But I can't leave Bluebell outside.

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Bluebell?

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You named your car?

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Yeah, she's like my baby. Once you name
something, Dad, you can't put it out on

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the street.

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You're in for a big surprise when you
turn 18.

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George, I'm home!

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Hey, how was the bridal show? Oh, great.

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I handed out a ton of cards, and I'm
setting up meetings for Monday.

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You're going to be finished, right?

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Yeah, Angie, that's four days.

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And we're almost finished now. Oh, can I
see? Oh, baby, no. Not till it's

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perfect. Oh, okay.

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Come on, I'll go with you in the house.
I need to get a bucket of water. Ernie's

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really thirsty. Move, move, move, move.

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All my friends know the lowrider.

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The lowrider is a little higher.

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day, bro.

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I stayed up late watching home
improvement shows. Yeah, I think we

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this place up with some sconces and some
Roman shades.

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Look, take it easy, queer eye.

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We're in way over our heads, man.
There's no way we're going to get this

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three days, not with all the plumbing
and electrical stuff.

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You know, cat's just another way of
saying wall.

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You want to get shucked to your pee
again?

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No.

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I don't want to spend the money.

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Look, I called Victor and Bobby from the
old neighborhood. They're on their way

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over. I don't know about those dudes,
George.

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They cut a lot of corners.

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That's why I want them.

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They're quick and they're cheap.

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Yeah.

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But remember when they hooked up the
septic tank at the Martinez place?

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They got the lines all crossed up. The
first time the mom used a dishwasher,

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whole family got hepatitis.

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This is barely breaking even.

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I'm not going to put thousands of
dollars into something that might not

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Remember her candle business?

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Sense of Cuba?

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Turns out nobody wants to smell like
poverty and cigars.

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Sup? Sup?

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Sup? Sup?

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Remember Ernie?

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Sup? Sup?

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Sup? Sup?

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So, uh, I hear you need an office for
your old lady. Yeah, man, it's gotta be

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really nice, too, Victor. It's gotta
have hardwood floors.

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Recess sliding, crown molding,
everything. I throw the whole nine

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How is Angie? Is she still fine?

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Oh, she's super fine.

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Still live with your mom and dad, Ernie?

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Hey, I pay rent, all right? So it's more
like we're roommates.

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Did your roommates lay out those nice
overalls for you this morning?

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No way.

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She's not even allowed in my room.
There's a sign and everything. She knows

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that, fool.

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You know what?

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Whatever, eh? You know what? I don't
need this crap.

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Mr. Bobby, Mr. And why don't you marry
him? What's that say?

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Look, it's got to be done by Monday.
That's three days, huh?

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Can you do it?

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Depends.

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What about permits?

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I'm permitting you.

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Monday it is? All right, look, and Angie
can't know you're here, okay? So you

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got to be out here by six every night
before she gets home from the bridal

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Hold on. Hold the horse, huh?

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There's a lot of work here for three
days.

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We don't have a deal until we talk about
an equitable compensation package.

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Mm -hmm.

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Now, let's see. We got rough electric,
plumbing, carpentry, materials.

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You want us to use nails on this,
George?

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Yeah! Hey, relax.

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We'll get a box.

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We won't use them all.

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Ten cases of beer should do it.

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You want to be paid in beer?

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Yeah, that's where the money's going to
go anyway.

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What's all this? It's finished, baby.
Time to see your new office.

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Oh, my God.

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My office is done?

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I told you I'd make the deadline.

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Allow me to take you to the world
premiere of Angie's Office Part 2.

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In a world of doubt, one man against all
odds came through for his wife.

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Starring Selma Hayek as Angie Lopez.

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And introducing the suave George Lopez
as himself.

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Thank you, thank you. We're very excited
about our new project.

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Is that a skeleton walking a horse?

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Oh, no, that's Joan and Melissa Rivers.

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Yeah, me too.

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I went all out for you, Angie. Look,
recessed lighting, hardwood floors, and

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look what I built for you here.

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It's a... recycling cabinet.

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Honey, this means so much to me, and the
fact that you did it with your own two

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hands makes it that much more special.

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It was really tough, Angie.

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I mean, I wanted to quit, but I kept
saying to myself, this is for Angie.

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Keep going.

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Keep going.

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I got a nod right there. Maybe I can
work that out for you.

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Did you build that deck?

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Uh, sure.

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Did you build it dirty?

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You know what this is, Angie?

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A stud finder.

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Hey, maybe it's your first client. No,
it's a city inspector.

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What? When I called for my business
license, they said I needed a final

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inspection. Oh, where'd you put all the
permits?

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What?

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Quiet. Pretend we're not here.

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I'll explain to you later. Remember, I
did this for you.

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It's a little dark in here.

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Give me a short.

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My dad did the wiring.

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Make sure you're on the carpet before
you hit that light switch.

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We're over here.

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George.

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You know what?

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We've been robbed, Andy. Somebody took
our permits.

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They're obviously beer drinkers.

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not get permit?

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Because I wouldn't have finished in
time.

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Look, you don't need a permit anyways
and just a stupid piece of paper from

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government.

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If we didn't have a marriage
certificate, you'd still love me, right?

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I don't know. I'd like to see what the
inspector says first.

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Mr. Lopez, did you do all the work
yourself in there? Yes, sir.

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Well, it looks great. It has a very nice
layout and plenty of storage space.

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Thank you.

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Built it as a gesture for my wife to
show her how much I love and believe in

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business. Well, then it's going to be
very hard on you when she's crushed,

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burned, or electrocuted.

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Mr. Lopez, I've been an inspector for 20
years, and that is the worst death trap

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I have ever walked into.

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Are you serious?

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Come on, man. It can't be that bad.

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I left my good pen in there, and I'm
afraid to go in there and get it.

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The wiring is illegal, the plumbing is a
joke, and there are no support beams.

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Let's just say this. If two birds were
to land on that roof at the same time

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had a little affair, just a little one,
and you were inside,

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you would need specially trained dogs to
find you.

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You are red -tacked.

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What does that mean? It means that you
cannot step foot in there until it has

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brought up the code and you file for
permits with the city.

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That's what it means, young lady.

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Have a nice day.

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You promised me you would have this
done.

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You know what your problem is? You have
two... Too much pride to admit when you

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don't know how to do something.

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But that's not true.

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I knew I was in over my head. I even
hired some guys to make sure I'd finish

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time.

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What guys?

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Professionals.

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Well, then by law, they have to fix
this.

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What was the name of the company?

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Uh, B andB Business Partners.

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A local firm. I like to keep it mom and
pop.

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B andB.

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Recycling cabinet.

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Don't tell me you hired Victor and
Bobby.

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Those two drunken idiots from the old
neighborhood?

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You know what hurts, Angie?

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Is that they only have nice things to
say about you.

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How much did you pay them? You know, it
was a good deal. You really can't put it

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into dollars and cents. Why not?

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Because I paid them with ten cases of
beer.

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You think my business is such a joke
it's only worth a few cases of beer?

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Well, I didn't want to overpay them.
They obviously don't know what they're

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doing.

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This is a little low for you.

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Look, what am I supposed to say, Angie?

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That you've been at this for six months
and only booked a handful of weddings?

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God, you shouldn't think we should spend
a lot of money before you knew you were

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going to be successful. There, I said
it, huh? It's in the air. I'm purged. I

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feel free.

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So, you never thought my wedding
business was going to take off?

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Well, you never know, Angie. What about
the Cuban candle business, huh?

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I'm still paying storage on 50Ks of
black bean and rice candles.

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Oh, I get it now. It's not my businesses
you don't have faith in. It's me.

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Look, I didn't say that. When I married
you, you didn't even have a job. But I

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had faith in you.

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I always knew you were going to make
something of yourself.

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I just wish you felt the same way about
me.

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Angie.

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George.

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She's got a point.

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you it was like a leap of faith.

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Well, not so much like a leap of faith,
more like putting on a blindfold and

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trying to jump the Grand Canyon on a
tricycle.

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You see how that would be tough to do,
right?

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And you got surprised.

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I've had enough of your surprises. Last
time, the red carpet led to a condemned

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building.

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Look, trust me this time.

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Angie's office, part three.

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In a world where men screw up, one woman
finds the strength to forgive.

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What are you doing? Check this out.

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Fancy reception area, big conference
room.

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What is it?

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It's a virtual tour of the new office
that I rented you.

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You rented me an office?

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Yep. See, that's you.

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Why am I sunbathing on my new desk?

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Oh, it's the only picture I had of you
scanned in the computer.

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But, you know, since it's your office,
feel free to wear whatever you want. You

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know, tube tops, tambien, accessorize.

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Daisy Dukes.

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Now, since your business is going to
grow, you're going to need an assistant.

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a magic history book.

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I was going to use Clinton, but since
you're in a bikini, I said, okay, no

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All you have to do is sign the lease.

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George, this is a two -year lease.

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Look, Angie, you had faith in me when I
was going nowhere.

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I owe you that.

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But I was going to get a one -year lease
down at the strip mall.

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No. They're running the last place to an
erotic bakery.

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By the way, I think I know what kind of
cake I want for my next birthday.

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Honey, this office looks really
expensive.

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Look, Angie, you're going to be great.

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I have faith in you.

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Thank you.

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It means so much that you believe in me.

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Well, you deserve it. I mean, you stood
by me for 15 years until I made

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something of myself.

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But with two kids, two mortgages, and
college tuition coming soon, you don't

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have that kind of time.

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You got three months until the bills
start piling up, so good luck.

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Vamanos. I said good luck.

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Hey, Tom.

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Hey, Dad.

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What's the matter?

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I lost my student council election.

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Well, not everybody can be student
council president.

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I ran for treasurer.

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You lost treasurer?

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But it still hurts just as much.

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I don't know what I could have done
differently.

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The guy I lost, he's so charismatic and
so charming.

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Hello?

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Dad, this is the guy that beat me.

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You beat Carmen?

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Yes.

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This is the charismatic, charming guy?

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Yes.

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Okay, now I see it.

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Well, you did your best, Carmen. I mean,
it's his world. We're just living in

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it.

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I'm sorry, Carmen.

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I made you some chocolate fudges or
something.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Turn it down a notch,
player. She's already got a man.

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Okay.

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Thanks.

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So, um, I'll see you tomorrow at school?

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Yeah.