1 00:00:05,109 --> 00:00:06,109 Pussy! 2 00:00:06,470 --> 00:00:09,630 George, I can't believe you're letting Max watch this movie. 3 00:00:09,850 --> 00:00:11,110 It's completely inappropriate. 4 00:00:12,070 --> 00:00:13,490 No, I'm teaching him a life lesson. 5 00:00:15,190 --> 00:00:18,610 You see, son, it doesn't matter how much you love a woman. 6 00:00:18,970 --> 00:00:22,290 When an alien lays eggs in her body, you gotta cut her head off. 7 00:00:25,170 --> 00:00:28,970 George, don't fill his head full of that junk. Turn on the news. 8 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:34,260 The family dog that dug up the charred, headless corpse. 9 00:00:35,460 --> 00:00:39,560 In local news, another fire damaged an apartment. Wait a minute. 10 00:00:39,980 --> 00:00:43,140 I know him. That's Spencer Vogel. 11 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:47,800 Who? A boy I dated in Miami right before I moved to L .A. 12 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:49,800 My first real love. 13 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:52,340 Really? What happened? 14 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:53,700 I dumped him. 15 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:58,580 You dumped him, but you kept this? 16 00:01:03,210 --> 00:01:04,210 What's so special about him? 17 00:01:04,430 --> 00:01:06,490 You put some lights in here, put me in makeup. 18 00:01:06,930 --> 00:01:09,670 Welcome back to Live Room News. I'm Jorge Lopez. 19 00:01:11,630 --> 00:01:12,630 Tonight's top story. 20 00:01:13,150 --> 00:01:16,850 Angie sees another old boyfriend who is now clearly gay. 21 00:01:20,410 --> 00:01:22,690 I'll bet that anchor guy makes a lot of money, Dad. 22 00:01:23,710 --> 00:01:25,530 Yeah, but he spends it all on faith, Liv. 23 00:01:26,710 --> 00:01:29,190 It looks like every story surprises him. 24 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:31,650 We'll be right back with sports. 25 00:01:36,780 --> 00:01:39,340 get to kiss them? He's got those big, full lips. 26 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:41,220 Yeah, they're full all right. 27 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,660 They're full of fat they suck from his ass. 28 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:55,520 I just want to thank the Action 8 news team for welcoming me into their family. 29 00:01:56,060 --> 00:01:59,200 And you folks for welcoming me into your home. 30 00:02:00,180 --> 00:02:01,380 Good night, L .A. 31 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:07,920 What a jerk. 32 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,300 George, that's so sweet. 33 00:02:12,780 --> 00:02:13,780 You're jealous. 34 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:15,740 Why should I be jealous? 35 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:17,040 I won. 36 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,940 He might have pumped the tires, but I'm riding the bike. 37 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:41,040 if the bike makes a call and congratulates Spencer on his success. 38 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:45,500 Go ahead, call him. I will. 39 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:46,760 I don't care. 40 00:02:47,260 --> 00:02:49,320 Because I know who I am inside. 41 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,800 I'm self -centered and secure. 42 00:03:11,340 --> 00:03:14,980 you something, George. Harness racing is fixed, okay? Just leave it at that. 43 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:20,180 Hi, is this Channel 8? I'm calling for Spencer Vogel. 44 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,900 This is Angie Palmero. He'll remember me. 45 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:25,920 Palmero? He doesn't know me as Angie Lopez. 46 00:03:26,180 --> 00:03:28,020 He doesn't even know you exist. Excuse me. 47 00:03:31,220 --> 00:03:34,320 Spencer Vogel? The new man candy on Channel 8? 48 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,460 How does Angie know him? 49 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,240 He's from Miami. They used to date in high school. 50 00:03:41,550 --> 00:03:43,430 She dumped him for me. 51 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:56,130 And I thought I couldn't pick a horse. 52 00:04:00,670 --> 00:04:01,870 Hey, that was fast. 53 00:04:02,110 --> 00:04:05,950 Well, he couldn't talk, but he was so excited to hear from me. We're going to 54 00:04:05,950 --> 00:04:06,950 lunch tomorrow. 55 00:04:07,490 --> 00:04:09,350 That'll be fun, huh? Lunch with the anchorman? 56 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:14,600 In breaking news, our waitress just informed us our salads will be right up. 57 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:21,120 George, are you okay with this? Because if it's going to bother you, I don't 58 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:22,520 have to have lunch with Spencer. 59 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:25,480 Angie, please, come on, I'm fine. Go ahead. Okay. 60 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:30,900 And now a word from the devil. 61 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:33,780 Don't worry, George. 62 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:36,320 She is not going to leave you for this guy. 63 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:37,680 I know that. 64 00:04:38,910 --> 00:04:40,410 She's just going to meet him in a hotel. 65 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:47,750 And she will look back on it as the one time in her life when she really felt 66 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:48,750 like a woman. 67 00:04:50,730 --> 00:04:51,730 Hey, hey, hey. 68 00:04:52,290 --> 00:04:54,970 I make my wife feel like a woman every Friday night. 69 00:04:56,330 --> 00:05:01,710 Unless she's got an avocado mask. 70 00:05:03,290 --> 00:05:06,230 Then every time I see her, I get so hungry, I want to dip a chip on her 71 00:05:09,580 --> 00:05:11,520 Just don't say I didn't warn you. 72 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:15,240 Mom, just because my father cheated on you doesn't mean that everyone cheats. 73 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:18,460 Oh, you're right. 74 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:22,980 What do I know about people? You know what? Maybe your father didn't even 75 00:05:22,980 --> 00:05:23,979 on me. 76 00:05:23,980 --> 00:05:28,680 You know, maybe that truckload of panties really did tip over on the 77 00:05:39,470 --> 00:05:41,390 Angie's not going to risk losing me. 78 00:05:41,990 --> 00:05:43,290 Our marriage is solid. 79 00:05:43,790 --> 00:05:45,850 It's built on love and trust. 80 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:50,550 And that equity loan on the house that's in her name could, like, convince her 81 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:51,550 we're a team. 82 00:05:52,670 --> 00:05:53,670 George. 83 00:05:54,570 --> 00:05:57,370 I'm just saying, crap happens, okay? 84 00:05:57,850 --> 00:06:02,010 And you might want to get yourself a lawyer. Mom. And a good one. You know, 85 00:06:02,010 --> 00:06:04,450 that little bulldog that saved Kobe's nuggets. 86 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:25,900 Get a little higher. 87 00:06:39,460 --> 00:06:40,460 Like that. 88 00:06:44,580 --> 00:06:45,640 Oh, hey, George. 89 00:06:45,860 --> 00:06:48,880 Call the police, man. There's a supermodel trying to steal Angie's 90 00:06:48,980 --> 00:06:52,160 Thank you, Ernie. 91 00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:54,670 Hey, that's what you wore to lunch with Spencer? 92 00:06:55,830 --> 00:06:58,350 What are you, shooting a tool calendar after dessert? 93 00:07:01,550 --> 00:07:06,690 Come on, he's taking me to that new place, Onyx. I want to look good. 94 00:07:07,330 --> 00:07:09,610 How come you don't wear that kind of stuff when I take you to lunch? 95 00:07:09,990 --> 00:07:13,650 Well, okay, I will, as long as you lean back and let the kid working the drive 96 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:14,650 -thru see me, too. 97 00:07:16,450 --> 00:07:17,650 Hey, Angie, Angie. 98 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:21,990 Ask Spencer if he can get me an autograph from that new weather girl, 99 00:07:21,990 --> 00:07:22,990 Fujimoto. 100 00:07:25,030 --> 00:07:28,610 Ma 'am, my three -day forecast for her is hot, hot, hot. 101 00:07:31,010 --> 00:07:34,390 And then the cold shower is cooling down my downtown area. 102 00:07:38,050 --> 00:07:41,450 Oh, don't forget I'm meeting some clients for a wedding rehearsal right 103 00:07:41,450 --> 00:07:42,550 lunch, but I'll see you at dinner. 104 00:07:43,350 --> 00:07:44,350 Oh, have fun. 105 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,740 What do you mean have fun? Whose side are you on? 106 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:52,420 I'm not taking sides. I'm just having lunch with the guy. 107 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:53,760 Golly. 108 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,240 You know what? 109 00:07:55,780 --> 00:07:58,340 Let's see how she feels when I go with one of my exes. 110 00:08:00,140 --> 00:08:01,140 What are you doing? 111 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:02,240 In the yearbook. 112 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:08,500 I remember a few girls who signed it who still might want to grab a seat on the 113 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:09,500 G train. 114 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:13,500 Wish I could have known you better. 115 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,100 Wish I could have known you better. 116 00:08:17,770 --> 00:08:18,770 Who are you? 117 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,510 Hey, dude, thanks for letting me hide behind your big head in math. 118 00:08:25,110 --> 00:08:28,170 Here we go. 119 00:08:28,770 --> 00:08:32,090 Remember Cindy Coronado? Oh, she was super hot. 120 00:08:32,530 --> 00:08:33,590 Check out what she wrote. 121 00:08:34,350 --> 00:08:35,710 George, you rock. 122 00:08:37,090 --> 00:08:41,030 You rock harder than Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Roth put together. 123 00:08:42,110 --> 00:08:44,350 I'm sorry I never went out with you. 124 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:47,300 I'll regret it the rest of my life. 125 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:52,540 Yeah, well, that's cool and everything, but isn't that your handwriting? 126 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,080 It's a little squiggly like that. 127 00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:04,080 Yeah, right. I suppose I put my mom's lipstick on and kissed the page, too. 128 00:09:05,740 --> 00:09:06,740 Hey, wait a minute. 129 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:11,920 Why do you need to make Angie jealous anyway? 130 00:09:12,540 --> 00:09:16,440 If you were the biggest loser in the world back then and you got her, what 131 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:17,440 you worried about now? 132 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:19,560 Yeah, you're right. 133 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:21,640 I'm better now than I ever was. 134 00:09:22,180 --> 00:09:26,640 Spencer needs three hours in makeup. I wake up and I'm like this. 135 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:36,300 I'm glad you're here. 136 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:41,920 I was sorely ambitious with my bike route and I need a ride home. 137 00:09:43,930 --> 00:09:46,390 Gentlemen, I have destroyed my scrotum. 138 00:09:51,690 --> 00:09:54,970 Well, talk to my mom, Vic. I'm sure she's got an extra pair laying around 139 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:55,970 somewhere. 140 00:09:57,210 --> 00:10:00,750 Hey, man, what do you remember about Angie's old boyfriend, Spencer Vogel? 141 00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:02,370 Is he still talking about him? 142 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:04,510 He was a loser going nowhere. 143 00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:09,090 I will never understand why she was so devastated when he broke up with her. 144 00:10:11,290 --> 00:10:12,290 Wait a minute. 145 00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:14,000 I thought she broke up with him. Oh, no. 146 00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:16,320 She was wild for him. 147 00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:22,400 She cried and cried, but I told her that the attraction was just physical and 148 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:23,720 the looks were meaningless. 149 00:10:25,420 --> 00:10:27,320 Evidently, the lesson sunk in. 150 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:36,480 She lied to me. 151 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:40,960 George, that was 20 years ago. What difference does it make who dumped who? 152 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:44,600 Because if he dumped her, she could still have a thing for him. He's the one 153 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,600 that got away. 154 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:48,240 Oh, man, that's why she went out with me. 155 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:51,280 She dropped the level so she'd never get dumped again. 156 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:53,600 Now what are you doing? I'm going to the restaurant. 157 00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:54,860 George, that's crazy. 158 00:10:55,140 --> 00:10:59,060 Look, Angie is the most important thing in my life. And I'm not going to let 159 00:10:59,060 --> 00:11:00,780 some rich, good -looking dude make a move on her. 160 00:11:02,220 --> 00:11:03,500 God, I drove her to this. 161 00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:07,320 You know, last night she was wearing the avocado mask and rollers. 162 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:10,340 And she had a little leg stubble. 163 00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:14,160 I should have just pictured Salma Hayek and went for it. 164 00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:16,940 George, 165 00:11:22,820 --> 00:11:23,820 George, calm down. 166 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:25,380 Calm down. You're too upset. 167 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:27,780 You're going to go in there and you're going to make a fool out of yourself. 168 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:30,440 Look, Angie's in there and I got to stop him before it's too late. It's a 169 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,220 restaurant. What could they be doing? 170 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,270 of our finest wine. As you wish, sir. 171 00:11:51,490 --> 00:11:53,110 I'm going in there. Can I help you? 172 00:11:53,830 --> 00:11:56,510 Yeah, I'm with the Vogel party. 173 00:11:58,610 --> 00:12:00,650 I don't have any Vogel party here. 174 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,570 Oh, try Palmaro. 175 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,530 I don't have them either. 176 00:12:05,610 --> 00:12:07,590 That's impossible, man. She's got to be in there. 177 00:12:08,350 --> 00:12:11,570 I'm sorry. You know, my friend, he just needs to talk to his wife. 178 00:12:11,850 --> 00:12:13,650 Yeah, they're working through some stuff. 179 00:12:14,070 --> 00:12:15,210 I'm sure he'll be right back. 180 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,200 I tried some sushi once. 181 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:34,400 Yeah. I was sick for four days, but, you know, I'm not blaming you. 182 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:42,060 So what's the deal with the no -shoe thing? 183 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,160 She's not in there. 184 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:48,460 She lied to me again. 185 00:12:49,180 --> 00:12:50,480 Where did she go with Vogel? 186 00:12:52,060 --> 00:12:53,060 My mom's right. 187 00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:54,260 She's cheating on me. 188 00:12:57,180 --> 00:12:58,180 broken, too. 189 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,020 I get up about 11. 190 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:04,460 What say you, me, and your buddy jump in a car? We go to Vegas. 191 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:09,040 Get some party girls and turn this whole thing around. 192 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:12,960 Yeah, I'm in. 193 00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:17,080 Find a ride home, Ernie. I'm gonna go look for my wife. 194 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:21,580 So we can still go to Vegas? 195 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,280 I just have to call my mom and let her know I won't be home. 196 00:13:27,150 --> 00:13:28,230 You know what? Me too. 197 00:13:30,990 --> 00:13:31,990 Okay, 198 00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:39,070 when you're walking down the aisle, remember to smile. This is your 199 00:13:39,070 --> 00:13:42,370 wedding day, the beginning of a beautiful life together. 200 00:13:42,830 --> 00:13:48,590 You know, I've been married 18 happy years, and each day is better than the 201 00:13:48,590 --> 00:13:49,590 last. 202 00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:51,370 I know you're sleeping with the anchorman. 203 00:13:54,490 --> 00:13:55,810 This will just take a second. 204 00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:58,300 Lost your mind? 205 00:13:58,500 --> 00:13:59,500 I'm working here. 206 00:13:59,580 --> 00:14:03,380 Look, you have been lying to me. I know you didn't dump Spencer. Spencer dumped 207 00:14:03,380 --> 00:14:07,300 you. Who cares? It was a long time ago. It doesn't matter now. And it certainly 208 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:09,040 doesn't mean that I was sleeping with him. 209 00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:10,480 Then what about today's lie? 210 00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:13,160 I've been looking for you for two hours, Angie. What have you been doing with 211 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,780 Spencer? Because you didn't have lunch with him. 212 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:16,880 What happened? 213 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,580 What's bad? Heart beating faster? 214 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:19,860 Starting to sweat? 215 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,880 Beating little eyes looking all over the room. 216 00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:23,480 The answer's not over there. Look over here, liar. 217 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:29,820 There's nothing going on between me and Spencer. And I can explain it at home, 218 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:30,840 when I'm not working. 219 00:14:30,940 --> 00:14:33,840 No, I want to know now. This is not the time or the place to discuss this. 220 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,160 Angie! 221 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,920 Sorry. Now, where were we, hmm? 222 00:14:55,370 --> 00:14:58,270 I called yesterday. He didn't even want to have lunch. He told me to get over 223 00:14:58,270 --> 00:15:00,710 it. I was humiliated. Are you happy? 224 00:15:06,670 --> 00:15:10,650 Angie, I don't think this is the time or place to air our dirty laundry. 225 00:15:11,150 --> 00:15:14,390 Marriage. Hey, got a lot to look forward to. Peaks and valleys. 226 00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:23,210 Love you. 227 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:09,320 I know I acted like an idiot, but I wouldn't have gone down there if you 228 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,480 lie to me in the first place. 229 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:14,740 George, how could I possibly tell you the truth? 230 00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:19,220 How could I tell you that he dumped me and he never wanted to see me again? 231 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:23,520 You put me on this pedestal like I'm some kind of goddess. 232 00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:29,580 And I always wanted you to believe that you won the prize. That caught me on the 233 00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:30,580 rebound from Spencer. 234 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,100 I did this for you, George. 235 00:16:40,590 --> 00:16:41,850 Oh, so close! 236 00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:48,410 I bet the only reason you called him in the first place was to make me jealous. 237 00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:51,470 No. I wanted to know why the hell he dumped me. 238 00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:55,230 No one's ever dumped Angie Palmaro. I'm a prize, damn it! 239 00:16:57,610 --> 00:17:00,530 Look, I know that. Angie, why do you think I got so freaked out when I 240 00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:01,530 might lose you? 241 00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:05,609 Look, everything good in my life is because of you. 242 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:11,540 You've never said that before. 243 00:17:12,619 --> 00:17:14,700 Well, I'm never going to say it again, so I hope you enjoy it. 244 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:25,599 Spencer Vogel is not half the man you are. 245 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:31,220 Why are we still talking about Spencer Vogel? 246 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:37,540 Look, it's a long story, and it makes Angie look bad, so I'm going to tell it 247 00:17:37,540 --> 00:17:38,540 anyway. 248 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,720 She saw Spencer on TV and called him up to have lunch. 249 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,480 What? He cannot do that. 250 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,440 He cannot break the contract. 251 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,060 What contract? 252 00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:53,840 What contract? Daddy. 253 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:57,120 It's water under the bridge. 254 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,320 Forget it. 255 00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:01,620 I will call Spencer right now. 256 00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:03,600 He probably won't take the call. 257 00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:13,410 What does it matter? It's a small thing, really. I paid him $10 258 00:18:13,410 --> 00:18:16,190 ,000 to break it off with you and never see you again. 259 00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:18,990 What? 260 00:18:19,270 --> 00:18:21,550 You paid him to get out of my life? 261 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:22,910 How dare you? 262 00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:25,010 Yeah, how dare you? 263 00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:29,950 Hey, man, you hated my guts, so you never offered me a dime. 264 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:40,680 on your Def Leppard T -shirt, struggling to read a comic book, and I thought, 265 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,540 well, he'll destroy himself. 266 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,040 This changes everything. 267 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:54,640 No, it doesn't, Angie. I mean, if your dad hadn't have paid Spencer off, we 268 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:55,640 never would have met. 269 00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:58,860 This means that we were meant to be together. 270 00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:00,140 Not that. 271 00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:03,620 It means I've never been dumped. 272 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,320 I did the right thing. 273 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,420 He was a loser. 274 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:27,800 So, George, what would you have done if I had offered you $10 ,000 275 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,540 to never see Angie again? 276 00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:37,900 Look, I can't believe you're saying this. 277 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,300 I mean, this offends me. 278 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,240 And $200 ,000 small? 279 00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:48,150 Non -sequential ways. 280 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,670 Under the lemon tree. 281 00:19:54,350 --> 00:19:55,530 Tomorrow morning. 282 00:19:57,330 --> 00:20:00,050 You won't be contacted again. 283 00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:12,610 Face it. Deep down, all men are cheaters. 284 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,780 more insulting if you hadn't just pulled an ace out of your sleeve. 285 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,560 Benny, that's not true. 286 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:22,900 I was completely faithful. 287 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:27,120 It was my wife who cheated on me. Well, that's just because she was the man in 288 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,120 the relationship. 289 00:20:30,740 --> 00:20:32,580 That hurts coming from another man. 290 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,820 Hey, you know, I'll be honest. I've been tempted to cheat before. 291 00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:41,320 Dude, flipping the magazine from one bride to another is not cheating. 292 00:20:45,070 --> 00:20:47,110 I'd never cheat on Angie. I mean, I know how good I got it. 293 00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:55,090 Guys, it's getting late. You should wrap it up. Come on. 294 00:20:56,170 --> 00:20:57,170 Hey, where are you guys going? 295 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,090 Hi. 296 00:21:00,570 --> 00:21:01,570 Hi, baby. 297 00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:03,530 So, 298 00:21:03,690 --> 00:21:07,030 it's Friday night. 299 00:21:07,930 --> 00:21:09,310 You ready to come to bed? 300 00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:13,790 I'll be right there, baby.