1 00:00:00,270 --> 00:00:04,090 You know what? This is great. The Hudson Inn had a cancellation, and we can 2 00:00:04,090 --> 00:00:06,390 renew our wedding vows April 20th. 3 00:00:06,730 --> 00:00:10,330 No, Angie, you know it's tax time. I don't think the IRS would appreciate 4 00:00:10,330 --> 00:00:12,750 somebody on a payment plan throwing a huge wedding. 5 00:00:13,110 --> 00:00:14,290 You're on a payment plan? 6 00:00:14,750 --> 00:00:16,810 You said do the taxes. I did the taxes. 7 00:00:18,270 --> 00:00:19,590 Well, how much do we owe? 8 00:00:20,010 --> 00:00:22,510 Not much, but for a very long time. 9 00:00:25,030 --> 00:00:27,550 Well, okay. Then how about May? 10 00:00:28,060 --> 00:00:29,900 The Botanical Gardens has an opening. 11 00:00:30,100 --> 00:00:34,600 I think it would be so beautiful if we got remarried surrounded by flowers. 12 00:00:35,140 --> 00:00:36,860 Angie, you know my mom's allergic to bees. 13 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:40,800 Oh, we renew our love. Your mom gets dung and her throat closes up. 14 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:42,540 That's a perfect day for me. 15 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,620 George, why is your boss outside with a bottle of champagne? 16 00:00:50,340 --> 00:00:51,340 Hey. 17 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:53,720 Jack, what are you doing here? 18 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:54,960 I got great news. 19 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,800 The judge bought your cold medicine store and you got out of your DUI? 20 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:00,420 I wish. I had to walk over here. 21 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:03,060 Oh, George, Angie. 22 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:05,298 I'm in love. 23 00:01:05,300 --> 00:01:07,680 I met the woman of my dreams and I'm getting married. 24 00:01:08,540 --> 00:01:09,720 Jack, that's great. 25 00:01:10,140 --> 00:01:11,140 Yeah, congratulations. 26 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,260 Angie, I want you to plan the wedding. 27 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,140 Me? Really? 28 00:01:15,420 --> 00:01:16,660 Oh, I'm honored. 29 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:18,360 That's terrific. 30 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,600 You got two weeks. 31 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:20,920 Two weeks. 32 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,740 Is that how long it takes the boat to get here from the Philippines? 33 00:01:25,610 --> 00:01:29,310 Jack, I don't know if that's enough time to put together a wedding. My fiancé's 34 00:01:29,310 --> 00:01:30,310 mom is real sick. 35 00:01:30,410 --> 00:01:33,670 She doesn't have a lot of time. Of course, we want her to be there, so 36 00:01:35,570 --> 00:01:40,370 Okay, Jack. For you, I will throw a wonderful wedding. But I'm getting 37 00:01:40,370 --> 00:01:42,490 busy now that I'm listed first in the phone book. 38 00:01:42,710 --> 00:01:46,710 Oh, don't say it. Thank you for choosing... Angie's wedding. 39 00:01:48,810 --> 00:01:51,910 Am I tired of hearing that? I am. 40 00:01:53,260 --> 00:01:55,140 Come on, Jack, let's have a cigar and celebrate outside. 41 00:01:55,460 --> 00:01:58,320 Great. If you want me, Angie, I'll be out here. 42 00:02:02,140 --> 00:02:03,079 What do you think? 43 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:06,940 I think she has no idea we just set her up to plan her own wedding vow renewal. 44 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:09,220 All right, so what's the next step? 45 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:12,720 Well, I'll find out everything Angie likes, then you ask for it like it's for 46 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:13,559 your own wedding. 47 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:17,340 And that way, I'll surprise her with the ceremony of her dreams. 48 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:22,140 You know, George, I've lied to my share of women, never to do something nice. 49 00:02:23,260 --> 00:02:24,740 Yeah, I am a billionaire. 50 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:28,740 No. If that camera was running, the red light would be on. 51 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:34,040 Afterwards, I'll take you to dinner any place you want. 52 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:40,080 I just want to thank you for helping me out, Jack. And after the wedding, let me 53 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:41,280 take you to dinner any place you want. 54 00:02:43,740 --> 00:02:44,740 That's nice, George. 55 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:46,940 I can still get you into bed. 56 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,220 Want to see me, George? Oh, yeah. Hey, Jackie. 57 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,540 Here's a list of stuff Angie wants for the ceremony. 58 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,240 Now, when you come over to the house tonight, just pretend like this is the 59 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,240 stuff that you want. 60 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,820 Gallantly. Candles. That sounds romantic. 61 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:27,340 We can do the ceremony. When we kiss, we finally say, I do, and the band plays 62 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:28,340 our song. 63 00:03:29,420 --> 00:03:32,220 Uh, you sure you two want to rush into this marriage? 64 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:35,320 You want to explain this, please? 65 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:39,760 Okay, Mom, if I tell you something, do you promise to keep your mouth shut 66 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,640 it? Oh, well, let's see, George. 67 00:03:42,110 --> 00:03:46,670 For 30 years, I had you thinking that your dad was dead. So I guess I can 68 00:03:46,670 --> 00:03:49,390 whatever this little tea party secret of yours is. 69 00:03:50,390 --> 00:03:55,130 Angie thinks she's planning Jack's wedding, but it's really our vow 70 00:03:56,230 --> 00:03:59,590 I cannot believe you are remarrying your wife. 71 00:04:00,030 --> 00:04:04,330 Why don't you just give Angie all of your money and cut off your manhood in 72 00:04:04,330 --> 00:04:05,330 shame? 73 00:04:05,930 --> 00:04:07,670 Because I'm not one of your dates, Mom. 74 00:04:13,390 --> 00:04:16,269 George, what's Andy doing here? He probably just wants to go over some 75 00:04:16,269 --> 00:04:17,950 details. No, not here. 76 00:04:18,490 --> 00:04:20,990 I don't want the people in the office to know I'm getting married. 77 00:04:21,350 --> 00:04:24,170 But that's our cover. For your wife, not for the people at work. 78 00:04:24,830 --> 00:04:29,770 Look, George, there's a special lady on the floor who will be very surprised to 79 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,770 learn that Jack Hammer's off the market. 80 00:04:33,530 --> 00:04:34,530 Jack Hammer. 81 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:37,250 You're serious. 82 00:04:37,950 --> 00:04:38,950 It's a lucky lady. 83 00:04:40,070 --> 00:04:42,270 Let's get Angie in the office and we'll keep this on the download. 84 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:44,880 What, everybody? 85 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:46,240 Jack's getting married! 86 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:50,120 Congratulations, Jack! 87 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:51,980 Angie just told me the great news. 88 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:59,900 I'm sorry, ma 'am. I just couldn't give you that raise. 89 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:03,820 Why don't we talk in the office, Angie? 90 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,560 Oh, come on, shorty. 91 00:05:09,940 --> 00:05:11,320 I'm still your boo. 92 00:05:15,790 --> 00:05:19,310 And I realized, I don't know what kind of flowers Jack's fiancée likes. 93 00:05:19,790 --> 00:05:22,770 In fact, I don't know anything about her. What's her name? 94 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:27,270 Oh, it's a beautiful name, Angie. It's Del. 95 00:05:29,690 --> 00:05:30,690 Del? 96 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:35,250 Yeah, like the actress, Delarice. Oh, what's her last name? 97 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,070 Larice. 98 00:05:39,070 --> 00:05:40,070 Isn't that weird? 99 00:05:40,890 --> 00:05:42,010 Well, can I have Del's number? 100 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,400 Oh, no, she's really busy, Angie. If you have any questions about the wedding, 101 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:48,800 you know, just ask Jack, because he knows everything she wants. Oh, okay. 102 00:05:49,700 --> 00:05:54,760 Well, what kind of flowers does she like? Oh, she likes calla lilies and 103 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,820 and a band to play our song after we kiss. 104 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:01,160 You know, live music is going to be more expensive than a DJ. 105 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,460 Oh, I don't care. I'm in love. Money's no object. 106 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,440 Get a 20 -piece orchestra. 107 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,660 Doves. Lots of doves. 108 00:06:11,260 --> 00:06:17,720 Yeah. Well, if I know Del or Reese, and I do, she'll be happy with just a small 109 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:21,260 band and whatever local birds really just happen to be flying by. 110 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:27,040 You know what? I can't plan a wedding until I talk to the bride. 111 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,400 Can you and Del come over tomorrow around 7? 112 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:30,920 All right. 113 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:32,480 Yeah, Jack, bring her around 7. 114 00:06:32,780 --> 00:06:36,300 Yeah, well, I don't know where she is right now, George. 115 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:39,380 You could make some calls, man, and find her. 116 00:06:39,790 --> 00:06:42,990 That reminds me, I gotta pick up a case of that scotch that she likes to drink 117 00:06:42,990 --> 00:06:44,190 while she's watching boxing. 118 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:48,290 She also likes cigars. Tell her not to push it. 119 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:56,850 You know, the place Jack's getting married has an opening six weeks later. 120 00:06:56,850 --> 00:07:01,510 would be perfect for our vow renewal. It overlooks the ocean in Malibu. It's so 121 00:07:01,510 --> 00:07:02,970 beautiful. What do you think? 122 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:05,350 Yeah, you know, that sounds like a good idea, Angie. 123 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,600 Waiters carrying around trays of shrimp cocktail fighting off hundreds of 124 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,100 starving seagulls. 125 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:15,280 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. and Mrs. George Lopez. 126 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:18,200 Oh! Oh, my God, my eyes! 127 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:21,080 The seagulls have carried off the bride! 128 00:07:23,780 --> 00:07:28,140 Why don't you just have the guts to say you don't want to remarry me? Angie, 129 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:29,179 that's not true. 130 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:30,180 Yes, it is. 131 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:32,460 And you shoot down every one of my ideas. 132 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,600 Why does it have to be everything you want? 133 00:07:35,230 --> 00:07:37,790 That's the problem with weddings. It's always what the women want. 134 00:07:38,630 --> 00:07:41,190 I just assumed you weren't interested in all the details. 135 00:07:41,790 --> 00:07:42,950 Why would you assume that? 136 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:46,190 Because every time I ask you a question about the wedding, you just roll your 137 00:07:46,190 --> 00:07:48,410 eyes. Because I was thinking. 138 00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:50,550 Ask me a question. 139 00:07:51,710 --> 00:07:53,910 Do you want the invitations on vellum or parchment? 140 00:07:59,310 --> 00:08:01,210 Parchment. You see, you had to wait for it. 141 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:16,940 Since I asked you to remarry me, let me plan the whole thing. 142 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,380 Honey, that's a lot of work. 143 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:23,540 You mean a lot of work for a man? 144 00:08:25,540 --> 00:08:26,560 Just say it. 145 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:32,260 All I am to you is a paycheck and a guy who goes downstairs every time you hear 146 00:08:32,260 --> 00:08:33,260 a noise. 147 00:08:33,419 --> 00:08:37,539 By the way, every time you scream out, careful, George, you don't have a gun, 148 00:08:37,659 --> 00:08:39,140 you give the edge to the crackhead. 149 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:45,880 If you want to do this, you can do this. 150 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:47,820 Just promise me it'll be romantic. 151 00:08:48,540 --> 00:08:49,540 Angie, please. 152 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:51,760 I want this! 153 00:08:54,460 --> 00:08:57,340 Wait till you see what I got planned for Valentine's Day. 154 00:08:58,020 --> 00:09:00,000 That was last week, George. That's why I took you out to dinner. 155 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,280 Oh, wow, baby, thank you. That was so nice of you. 156 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:08,020 Look, you just planned Jack's perfect wedding, and you let me take care of our 157 00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:09,020 perfect wedding. 158 00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:10,420 Okay. 159 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:12,720 Hello. 160 00:09:13,939 --> 00:09:15,640 George, I got an idea about the fake bride. 161 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:18,180 Okay, no masseuses or hookers. Okay, still looking. 162 00:09:23,340 --> 00:09:24,980 Jack, you're supposed to be here in half an hour. 163 00:09:25,580 --> 00:09:27,540 Come on, man, please tell me you found a fake wife. 164 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:29,680 She's 80. 165 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,460 Well, how bad was her stroke? 166 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,380 She's supposed to taste cake. Will it stay in her mouth? 167 00:09:39,310 --> 00:09:41,970 Okay, I'll stall Angie till tomorrow, but you better find someone else. 168 00:09:44,490 --> 00:09:49,010 I don't get it. If Mom's planning her real ceremony, why are we cooking sloppy 169 00:09:49,010 --> 00:09:50,010 jokes for a fake one? 170 00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:53,790 Because the crappier Mom thinks our wedding is, the better the surprise will 171 00:09:53,790 --> 00:09:54,790 when she sees the real thing. 172 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:59,690 Oh, so it's like our college fund. You always joke you've spent, but when the 173 00:09:59,690 --> 00:10:02,750 time comes, it'll really be there, right? I don't want to ruin the 174 00:10:02,890 --> 00:10:04,950 Carmen, so you kids go upstairs and study now. 175 00:10:05,210 --> 00:10:06,210 Or not. 176 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:12,340 Okay, my dad's bringing the rest of the cakes for Del to taste. 177 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:16,660 I'm glad I'm finally going to meet her. We have so many decisions to make. 178 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:20,140 Oh, actually, Angie, Del can't make it tonight. She has to work. 179 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:23,640 What? The wedding's in a week. Can't she get off one night? 180 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:28,500 She's a nurse for sick babies. 181 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,800 Like, really sick babies. They're like that. 182 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:36,200 I guess you could stack them in a pile so they could stay warm so she could 183 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,420 over here and taste the cake. 184 00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:38,840 Selfish big baby -hater. 185 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:43,540 Sorry, the wedding is coming up fast. 186 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:46,780 Oh, I'll talk to Jack and maybe Del can get off work tomorrow night. Okay, now 187 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,000 sit down. Look, I want you to taste something for our ceremony. 188 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:54,800 I present our first course. 189 00:10:58,100 --> 00:10:59,100 Stuffy Joe's? 190 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:03,000 No, Angie with buns that's firm and tasty. Those are sloppy Georges. 191 00:11:05,260 --> 00:11:08,900 You can't serve sloppy Joes at our reception. All our guests are going to 192 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:09,799 dressed up. 193 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,980 Way ahead of you. All our guests are going to be wearing Hawaiian shirts and 194 00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:15,300 shorts because we're having a beach wedding. 195 00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:17,120 You booked a place in Malibu? 196 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:21,220 Better. I got the Shriners to give me the parking lot. I'm getting a truckload 197 00:11:21,220 --> 00:11:24,220 of sand. It's going to be a tropical thing you'll be left out to handle. 198 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:29,310 Oh, this is almost as bad as the Mexican theme at the first wedding. 199 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,690 That wasn't a theme. That was my family. 200 00:11:35,030 --> 00:11:38,770 Sweetheart, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. 201 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:41,710 Look, I know, Angie, but now that you're letting me plan the ceremony, I'm so 202 00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:44,270 excited and I can't wait to marry you again. I love you. 203 00:11:44,610 --> 00:11:50,590 I guess if you're happy, then I'm happy. Great. You know what? I need your help 204 00:11:50,590 --> 00:11:51,589 picking a wedding singer. 205 00:11:51,590 --> 00:11:54,270 I called an agency and they're going to send some people over to audition. 206 00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:58,680 Are they at least... sing our song of course baby trust me and it's gonna be 207 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:00,180 beautiful hello 208 00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:12,040 my 209 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:18,320 love there's only you in my life 210 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:24,460 the only thing that's bright pick it up we have a show in april 211 00:12:29,930 --> 00:12:30,930 Breath that I take. 212 00:12:32,010 --> 00:12:34,530 Every step I make. 213 00:12:37,630 --> 00:12:42,130 And I... I'm kind of hungry. 214 00:12:47,270 --> 00:12:50,770 No one else will tell me about your eyes. 215 00:12:52,150 --> 00:12:53,170 Your eyes, John. 216 00:12:53,510 --> 00:12:54,950 You tell me how much you care. 217 00:12:56,090 --> 00:12:57,290 You tell me how much... 218 00:13:13,550 --> 00:13:18,130 I took one look at you, and every dream came true. 219 00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:21,710 I could be crazy, but I'm not. 220 00:13:23,910 --> 00:13:29,130 A lovely melody that stirs inside of me. 221 00:13:29,590 --> 00:13:32,630 This kind of crazy hit the spot. 222 00:13:34,630 --> 00:13:36,530 This is an endless love. 223 00:13:36,810 --> 00:13:38,730 Who cares, Angie? It's magic. 224 00:13:39,410 --> 00:13:40,930 Clank in my ass. 225 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:57,460 a huge star in front. 226 00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:06,190 You're gonna have to pay through the nose. 227 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,800 I can't decide. I can bring them all back and they can sing again. 228 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,020 Just tell Rip Taylor he's got the gig. 229 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,720 Jack, was she right? I thought you were going to pick her up. Yeah, a little 230 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:57,720 problem there. 231 00:16:57,980 --> 00:17:00,760 What's the problem? I thought you said your cousin would do it for $200. Well, 232 00:17:00,780 --> 00:17:03,320 when she found out we might have to kiss a little to make it seem real, she 233 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,320 freaked out. 234 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:07,740 Apparently, it was fine when we were 13, but now that she's married and got 235 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:08,960 kids, it's sick. 236 00:17:11,339 --> 00:17:13,180 Angie's going to be here any second. I'm screwed. 237 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,800 I was thinking maybe I could get one of the workers. No, Angie knows all of 238 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:17,960 them. What about one of the temp? 239 00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:19,740 Well, that's a good idea. 240 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:21,880 Hurry, hurry, hurry. 241 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:23,780 What do I say to the temp? 242 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:26,980 Offer $200 to be your wife for the night. Hey, but don't make it sound 243 00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:30,659 Hey, honey. 244 00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:34,020 I was thinking we could take one car to the wedding location in Malibu, huh? 245 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:35,320 Is Del here yet? 246 00:17:35,980 --> 00:17:40,120 Yeah, she's here. She must have snuck off with Jack to his office. Those two 247 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,660 lovebirds, Angie, they can't keep their hands off each other. 248 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,280 Angie, meet my lovely fiancée, Del. 249 00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:51,540 What's up? 250 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,340 It's nice to finally meet you. Oh! 251 00:17:57,940 --> 00:17:59,000 I'm sorry we're late. 252 00:17:59,530 --> 00:18:01,630 I went looking for Dell. I found him by the loading dock. 253 00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:04,850 So, why don't we do that wedding fight, huh? 254 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:06,850 Whatever. Okay, honey. 255 00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:09,410 What are they about to touch? 256 00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:13,730 Traditional gal. 257 00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:16,750 Hey, no touching until the wedding night. 258 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,430 Did you just call me gal? 259 00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:23,530 Why don't we take two cars? Is that okay with you, dude? Go, go, go. 260 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,940 idea. Malibu is going to be beautiful. Oh, I know. 261 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,480 That's actually where I wanted to get married. 262 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:39,680 Honey, now you're not the only princess who's having a special day. 263 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,600 What? You weren't eating it. 264 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,420 Del, 265 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,440 I see you like that cake. Is that your favorite? 266 00:18:53,780 --> 00:18:55,120 I don't know. Which one do you like? 267 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:58,520 Well, the lemon's my favorite, but the chocolate is... Lemon it is. 268 00:18:58,940 --> 00:18:59,940 Keep this moving. 269 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:10,940 Sugar and spice and everything nice. You hooked a good one, Jack. What's next? 270 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,540 Well, if you're going to have a priest, I need to let him know if you're 271 00:19:15,540 --> 00:19:17,080 interested in writing your own vows. 272 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:22,760 Keep in mind, it's a way to personalize the ceremony and say exactly what you 273 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,060 feel about each other. 274 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:33,780 Or you could just say, I do. 275 00:19:36,940 --> 00:19:39,980 You know, why don't we call it a night, huh? If I have any more questions, I'll 276 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:40,979 call you tomorrow. 277 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:41,980 Fine by me. 278 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:43,680 Good night, Jack. 279 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,080 Nice to meet you, Del. 280 00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:52,640 A huge mistake. They shouldn't get married. There's no chemistry. 281 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,960 They barely even know each other. 282 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,600 And you're a wedding planner, huh? Just do the wedding. 283 00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,300 You've known Jack for... 284 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,280 for him. 285 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:07,720 You know, you cry for two hours after watching Beauty and the Beast, and yet 286 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,900 when it happens in your own kitchen, you don't believe it. 287 00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:14,540 This is not just a paycheck for me. 288 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,520 I like to make people's dreams come true. 289 00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:20,920 And if they're not in love, I don't want to marry them. 290 00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:24,360 Well, what's love got to do with marriage anyway? Okay, hear me out. 291 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,220 What about India, huh? 292 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,020 Every marriage is arranged. 293 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,400 Not one person in love. 294 00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:33,500 And yet they have a billion people, so somehow it's working. 295 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,680 It also proves that you can have sex without love. 296 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,420 But I'm not ready to have that argument yet. 297 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,640 I'm still putting together all the evidence. 298 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:53,840 George, I'm not changing my mind. It would be a huge mistake. I'm not doing 299 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,600 wedding. Hey, you won't believe this. 300 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,240 Jack is in the driveway. 301 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,960 He's having a fight with some dude on a motorcycle. 302 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:05,280 Look, not now, Mom. 303 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,060 Okay, okay, but he is getting his ass kicked. 304 00:21:10,860 --> 00:21:13,540 Look, Angie, I don't think you understand. Okay, this is my boss. 305 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:14,840 You can't back out now. 306 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:16,839 Okay, fine. 307 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,040 I'll do it for your boss. 308 00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:20,540 I am really disappointed in you. 309 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,020 What are you talking about? 310 00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:25,680 You're just doing this to keep Jack happy. You don't care if he's in love. 311 00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:28,650 You don't have a romantic bone in your body. 312 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,330 I'm romantic? 313 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:33,230 I put on mood music last time we made love. 314 00:21:35,130 --> 00:21:36,510 You put on cartoons. 315 00:21:38,190 --> 00:21:40,050 I didn't hear you complaining. 316 00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:45,930 That isn't romantic. 317 00:21:46,470 --> 00:21:50,030 And neither are sloppy joes, Hawaiian shirts, or a big fake beach in the 318 00:21:50,030 --> 00:21:51,050 Shriners parking lot. 319 00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:53,630 What the hell kind of vow renewal is that? 320 00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:59,980 you. This is the ceremony you planned for the woman you love? 321 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,020 Thank you, Benny. 322 00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:04,120 Hey, what do you know about romance? 323 00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:08,280 You just swing on a tire till the zookeeper brings another male into your 324 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:14,700 You know what hurts the most? That you don't realize what this vow renewal 325 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:18,520 to me. It may be just a big party to you, but to me it was supposed to be the 326 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:21,100 beautiful wedding we couldn't afford 18 years ago. 327 00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:22,780 Angie. 328 00:22:23,150 --> 00:22:25,530 Come on, trust me, baby. It's not going to be as bad as you think. 329 00:22:25,770 --> 00:22:26,770 It's going to be worse. 330 00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:30,670 You don't know that, Angie. Maybe I planned something romantic. 331 00:22:31,370 --> 00:22:33,190 Yeah? Like what? Tell me. 332 00:22:33,790 --> 00:22:34,790 Tell her, George. 333 00:22:37,450 --> 00:22:38,450 That's what I thought. 334 00:22:39,070 --> 00:22:41,750 Well, if you're not going to tell her, George, then I will. Mom! 335 00:22:42,150 --> 00:22:46,670 I hear the bridesmaids are wearing coconut bras and the porta -potties are 336 00:22:46,670 --> 00:22:48,450 decorated like tiki huts. 337 00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:53,670 You know I can't go in a chemical toilet. 338 00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:06,350 No, Nick. 339 00:23:07,050 --> 00:23:09,770 I wrote a poem for you and Mom that I'd like to read during the ceremony. 340 00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:12,770 Oh, that's so nice, honey. Did you memorize it? No. 341 00:23:13,630 --> 00:23:14,630 It's down here. 342 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:15,810 Oh, that's great. 343 00:23:15,930 --> 00:23:16,930 I can't wait. 344 00:23:19,980 --> 00:23:22,700 She's got a poem on a piece of paper in her purse. You know what to do. 345 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,360 Find it, eat it. 346 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:25,560 Good boy. 347 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:30,600 Let me know the second she gets here. 348 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,020 Well, Del still isn't here. 349 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,060 I told you this was a huge mistake. 350 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:37,660 You know, I agree. 351 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:42,180 That is way too much money to waste on two people who probably shouldn't have 352 00:23:42,180 --> 00:23:43,380 gotten married in the first place. 353 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,380 You'll see what I mean later. Sit down, Bats! 354 00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:53,900 You know, honey, you look absolutely beautiful today. 355 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,320 Of course I look beautiful. 356 00:23:56,740 --> 00:24:00,940 This whole place looks beautiful because I planned the perfect wedding. 357 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,000 Except there's no bride. 358 00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:05,180 Where the hell is Del? 359 00:24:05,980 --> 00:24:07,160 Just calm down. 360 00:24:07,540 --> 00:24:09,200 Don't tell me to calm down. You know I hate that. 361 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:11,760 Baby, relax. 362 00:24:12,220 --> 00:24:13,220 Oh, that's better. 363 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,560 Let's do this before I change my mind. 364 00:24:20,970 --> 00:24:21,970 You'll see what I mean later. 365 00:24:22,190 --> 00:24:23,390 Why does everyone keep saying that? 366 00:24:24,370 --> 00:24:25,730 You'll see in one damn minute. 367 00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:32,630 What in the world? Cut the music. 368 00:24:33,330 --> 00:24:34,330 Cut the music. 369 00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:37,810 Jack, what are you doing here? 370 00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:40,550 I'm here to walk you down the aisle. 371 00:24:41,330 --> 00:24:42,330 What are you talking about? 372 00:24:43,370 --> 00:24:45,150 This is your wedding vow renewal. 373 00:24:46,390 --> 00:24:47,930 George did this all for you. 374 00:25:08,170 --> 00:25:09,170 Cue the music. 375 00:25:43,470 --> 00:25:45,150 This whole time you were tricking me? 376 00:25:46,590 --> 00:25:47,590 Yeah. 377 00:25:49,050 --> 00:25:50,050 Oh! 378 00:25:52,390 --> 00:25:53,450 I love you. 379 00:25:58,750 --> 00:26:05,450 You know, Angie, the first time we got married, I kept thinking, I don't 380 00:26:05,450 --> 00:26:06,450 you. 381 00:26:07,470 --> 00:26:12,210 And now after 18 amazing years, I know that I don't. 382 00:26:14,410 --> 00:26:15,950 I'm the luckiest guy in the world. 383 00:26:16,550 --> 00:26:18,790 I love you. 384 00:26:21,470 --> 00:26:26,190 You know, if you would just stop trying to go golfing with me and realize that 385 00:26:26,190 --> 00:26:32,810 it's my time away from you, we would have the perfect marriage. 386 00:26:52,379 --> 00:26:56,640 coming. I'd like to introduce you to a good friend of mine, Robert Rodriguez 387 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:57,640 his band. 388 00:26:59,420 --> 00:27:04,260 Thank you. I want to dedicate this song to George and Angie. You know, when I 389 00:27:04,260 --> 00:27:06,080 first met them... Just shut up and play. 390 00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:09,540 I guess the bar's open. 391 00:27:10,980 --> 00:27:12,760 Ah, she keeps a flask in her girdle. 392 00:27:27,350 --> 00:27:30,150 Thank you. 393 00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:35,430 Thank you.