1 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:43,830 Welcome to your worst nightmare. 2 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:48,251 You are about to make the ultimate sacrifice. 3 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:52,339 The supreme test of immortality! 4 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:53,924 A rope... 5 00:02:58,929 --> 00:02:59,971 Now... 6 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:01,098 Now! 7 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,185 Uh-oh. 8 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:13,151 - The supreme sacrifice... - Cut! 9 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:16,530 - Will take place... - Stop! Time out. 10 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:18,365 I'd rather hang than listen to this again. 11 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:21,076 I'd rather hang than listen to this again, you know! 12 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:26,373 This isn't a frat house! It's a half-way house for morons! 13 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:30,335 The spooky costumes and the phoney hangings... guys, give me a break! 14 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:34,172 Silence, pledge! The de psi phi initiation has just begun. 15 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:38,593 Oh, I get it. They're trying to bore us to death! 16 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:40,637 Oh, yeah! It's working. 17 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:43,306 I asked you guys to be careful with my clothes. 18 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,350 Now, who wrinkled my shirt? 19 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:49,062 Wasn't me! 20 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:53,400 We misjudged you two, you're obviously not de psi phi material. 21 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:57,237 No, I think it's Keith and I who seem to be mistaken here. 22 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,448 - Am I right? - Fooled completely! 23 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:03,368 We were under the impression that this was the house on campus! 24 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,287 If you're the kind of organisation 25 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:09,207 that will take in any dickhead who'll jump off a stool with a noose around his neck... 26 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:13,587 Guys! Obviously you don't see the advantages of your position. 27 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,839 What advantages? 28 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:18,550 You have something we want. 29 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:22,804 Plush accommodations. Cable television. Continental cuisine! 30 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:26,391 Instead of making us go through these stupid, immature... 31 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:29,102 What's the word I'm looking for? Asinine tests, 32 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:31,772 which, by the way, we find incredibly boring, 33 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:33,940 wouldn't it be much more to your advantage, 34 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:38,111 to take this situation, and get something for yourselves? 35 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:41,531 Yes! You're going to have a big party tonight, right? 36 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:45,160 And for this party, you're definitely going to need party... stuff! 37 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:48,622 You're going to need booze, tunes, entertainment! 38 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,791 - Booze is easy. - We provide it! 39 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:54,252 Anything at all, anything you need, and we're in! 40 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:56,213 Anything? 41 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:59,090 Excuse us, one second. Come here! 42 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:02,886 Listen, aj, I'm really excited about the way this is going. 43 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,055 I'm a little concerned with this "anything" part. 44 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:09,184 Couldn't you have said "a thing", or "something"? 45 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:12,479 Keith, Keith, Keith! Relax, will you? 46 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:17,484 These guys are operating on empty. I'll take care of this. Trust me. 47 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:21,655 A stripper, and by tonight! 48 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:25,200 This is great, I can't wait to see you get us out of this one. 49 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:29,204 After all these years you don't trust me? 50 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:31,373 - The truth? - No, lie to me! 51 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,375 Yeah! I trust you. 52 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:37,003 Yeah, just one number! That's it. 53 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:40,632 I know you're a dancer and a professional trainer, 54 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:44,803 but I was just thinking how interesting it would be with your clothes off. 55 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:51,268 - You're doing well, you know that? - Bear with me here. 56 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:02,988 Hey, Sandy. How you doing? Yeah, this is aj. 57 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:04,823 Oh, so you heard? 58 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,701 It'll only take five minutes! 59 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,245 Come on, I'd do it for you! 60 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:17,043 Field trip! We'll hire ourselves a pro! 61 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:19,212 Great! Call me when you get back. 62 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:22,465 - How much money have you got? - Aj, they're not worth it. 63 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:25,135 They? I couldn't care less about those wimps. 64 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:28,054 It's their frat house, what a place to operate from! 65 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:31,349 You're giving me a headache. We're 200 miles from civilization, 66 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,518 with no money and no way to get there. 67 00:06:33,602 --> 00:06:36,938 Tell me the de psi phi house is worth this kind of aggravation. 68 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:44,362 - I got 82 bucks. - Together we total 168. 69 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:48,783 That, and a little charm, should get us a stripper and one deadly number. 70 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:51,661 Now all we need are some wheels! 71 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,330 Duncan. 72 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:58,752 Duncan spriggs unleashes a monstrous drive, 73 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:01,004 right down the centre of the fairway. 74 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:04,799 It's a beauty. Once again an amazing performance by... 75 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:07,510 Hi, there! You have a car, right? 76 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:14,392 Listen, I'll pay for the damages, I shouldn't have parked there anyway. 77 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:16,353 What car was it anyway? 78 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,313 No you see, we need a car! 79 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:22,609 We're taking a trip and we'd like to work out a deal for transportation. 80 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:28,698 Hey, guys! Where are you going? 81 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:31,534 - Hey, I ordered some pizza! - I'm a vegetarian! 82 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,161 I'm buying! 83 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:36,748 - Your Russian lit essay. - Oh great, listen, 84 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:41,294 any time you want to catch a movie you just give me a buzz, all right? 85 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:43,213 Buzz this, huh? 86 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:49,135 It'll be a pleasure helping you guys out! 87 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:51,638 Can I call you guys? Great! 88 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:55,850 Come on, sit down, relax! Kick back, dudes! 89 00:07:55,934 --> 00:08:01,106 You know, I mostly get your basic dorks hanging around here. 90 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:06,152 They seem to gravitate towards me. I don't know why! 91 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:12,283 I'm surprised I haven't seen you two up here before! 92 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:16,955 This place is usually swinging! You ought to pop up sometime. 93 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:20,542 Come on, fellas! Eat! 94 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:27,757 So, taking a trip! Need a ride, huh? 95 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:33,763 You're in luck! One left! 96 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:38,768 Now, normally I charge the average schmo... 97 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,562 Wait, charge? 98 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:44,315 We were thinking something more along the lines of a favour. 99 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:46,484 To be returned, of course. 100 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,194 That's new! 101 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:53,700 I like that! One hand washes the other, right? 102 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:56,327 Right! Yeah! If there's anything... 103 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:59,581 If there was something that we could do for you... 104 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:03,835 I already know! Be my friends! Take me with you! 105 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:06,379 No, I don't think... 106 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:09,466 All right, take me with you and be my friends for a week! 107 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,217 All right! 108 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:14,679 Take me with you and just pretend to be my friends for a week! 109 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:24,939 This is fantastic! Hey, guys, I'm psyched! Let's party! 110 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,900 Where are we going? 111 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:30,653 Doesn't matter, what counts is that you're my buddies... 112 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,822 For a week! 113 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:47,003 J“ you think I'm cute 114 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,255 j“ a little bit shy 115 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:57,138 j“ doctor, doctor, give me the news I got a bad case of lovin' you 116 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,891 j“ no pills shake my fist! 117 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,185 Tallywackers! 118 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:09,109 Hey guys, boob-a-rama, strip search...! 119 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,403 Let me have this. 120 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:19,244 This is the one right here, I can feel it. 121 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:22,247 "The after dark club, hottest acts anywhere." 122 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:25,959 Guys, it sounds classy, do you think we should have called for reservations? 123 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,044 I'm ready. 124 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,505 We are ready! 125 00:10:57,407 --> 00:11:01,494 12 for $1.50. Socks, 6 for $1. 126 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,086 Aj, watch! 127 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,514 Guys! 128 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:36,654 You get the feeling we're not in Kansas any more? 129 00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:00,220 Well, the guy says it's just down the street, 130 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:03,348 but the ad says the club won't open until after dark... 131 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,477 What the hell that means. 132 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:15,985 - Well, it's dark! - Yeah, but is it after dark? 133 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,656 - No, but I think it's definitely dark! - It might have just turned dark. 134 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,033 If we knew the exact moment it's dark, 135 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,410 we'd wait a few seconds and it'd be after dark. 136 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,246 - So when's that? - I don't know. 137 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:29,832 But you know what I'm saying, after dark could mean morning! 138 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,001 - Am I making sense? - Nope. 139 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,754 Hurry it up, it's closing time! 140 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:37,090 - Ok. Yo, dunc! - Let's go! 141 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,133 I'm going as fast as I can! 142 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,638 I just closed. 143 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:46,224 You just opened, again. 144 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:07,745 Coffees... six cups... to go. 145 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:25,972 Don't do that! 146 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,479 I'm not kidding! 147 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,117 Snow! 148 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,750 Aj, help me. 149 00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,463 Nope! 150 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:05,303 You see something funny? 151 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:11,434 I think this is serious. Aj, I live, you die. 152 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:17,273 Think I'm going to let maven there cut one of your balls off. 153 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:29,452 Looks like it'll be another hour or so on these toilets, these pipes are tough! 154 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:33,581 So if you excuse me, I'll get back to work! 155 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:50,098 Yeah, I definitely think it's after dark now! 156 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,851 Snow! 157 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:58,856 I'm aj! Come on, all this over three lousy teeth? 158 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,526 Who spoke to you? 159 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,489 Uh oh. 160 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:22,588 No-o! 161 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:25,174 Stop! 162 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:30,471 Drop the knife, snowflake, or you'll be picking these up off the floor! 163 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:35,560 J“ vo/are 164 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,770 j“ oh-oh, oh-oh j“ 165 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,998 hey, Duncan, if you've finished with those toilet seats... 166 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,066 J“ cantare 167 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:48,406 j“ whoa-ho, ho-ho Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh j“ 168 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:53,786 lucky they didn't try the bathrooms. I was ready. What I would have done... 169 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,292 J“ we can sing in the glow of a star that I know of 170 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:02,712 j“ where lovers enjoy peace of mind 171 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:07,216 j“ let us leave the confusion and all disillusion behind 172 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,969 j“ Yeah, yeah, yeah all behind j“ 173 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:15,224 hey! Messing with my buddies, wham! Right in the chachkies. 174 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,269 Hey, one guy takes on the three of us. 175 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:22,857 Hey! Maybe we ought to wait and see if you want another round! 176 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,109 How about that buddy? Huh? 177 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:30,615 Dunc! They ordered six coffees! 178 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,708 Ok, so it's not Caesar's palace. 179 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,632 Let's get this over with quick. 180 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:53,596 J“ I'm in the mood for love simply because they're naked 181 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:57,141 guys! I'm on a roll tonight and when that happens, 182 00:16:57,225 --> 00:17:00,228 I attract women like flies. 183 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:02,647 - Even. - Shit. 184 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:06,192 - J“ only because they're naked... - I'll see you in a few. 185 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:09,695 J“ I'm in the mood for love 186 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,281 hey, wait a minute. I thought we were... 187 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:16,619 We gotta be getting back soon. Aj will take care of everything, ok? 188 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:20,373 Wait, this isn't fair! We come out here all the way, 189 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,625 and I don't even get a chance to watch? 190 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,794 I think I should have a say in the selection. 191 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,129 You can interview her, in the car. 192 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:31,926 No way, one for all and all inside I say, ta ta! 193 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,387 Duncan, don't do that! 194 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,391 Six coffees! 195 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:46,816 J“ I'm in the mood for love simply because they're naked... j“ 196 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:58,452 How you doing, boys? Can I see your ID? 197 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:12,550 Good... enough! Perfect. Go ahead! 198 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,017 J“ see him talkin' to a lady j“ 199 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,436 bar or table? 200 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,606 Ringside! 201 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,610 Thank you... sir! 202 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:37,533 J“ you remember when he said 203 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:41,787 j“ you're the only girl I need 204 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:47,043 j“ and now the words they sting and the harm they bring j“ 205 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:52,298 J“ this just is like a knife right in the back j“ 206 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,217 - oy vey. - J“ now that you were caught 207 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,094 j“ in a jealous trap 208 00:18:57,178 --> 00:19:00,890 j“ these words are ringin' right through the dark 209 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:04,727 j“ of your suspicious mind and jealous heart 210 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,648 j“ lipstick on his collar 211 00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:12,276 - j” perfume in his hand j“ - Hey, blondie! 212 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:16,155 J“ and when he came home last night 213 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:19,241 j“ he was sneakin' up the stairs 214 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,246 j“ 'cause he's the only boy 215 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:28,292 - j“ your body wants to know j“ - hit 'em. 216 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:33,172 J“ and is it worth the pain to hide the shame 217 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,175 j“ or better to let her go 218 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:39,261 j“ this just is like a knife right in the back 219 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:43,224 j“ now that you are caught in a jealous trap j“ 220 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,309 - over here. - J“ these words are ringin' 221 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,520 j“ right through the dark 222 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:51,273 j“ of your suspicious mind and jealous heart 223 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:55,695 j“ these words are ringin' right through the dark 224 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:59,281 j“ of your suspicious mind and jealous heart 225 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,117 j“ whoa j“ 226 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,009 You don't remember me, do you? 227 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:23,973 It has been a long time but I remember you. 228 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,897 I'm 'amaretto'. No really. 229 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,917 And I will be your waitress for this evening, guys. 230 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,985 So what can I get for you? 231 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,822 I would like a slow, comfortable, screw. 232 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:44,243 A beer. And one for my buddy. For a week. 233 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:56,255 I know I gotta get it fixed. It drives me crazy. 234 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:02,928 It drives you crazy. You don't remember that. 235 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:06,307 I'm going to remember that for the rest of my life. 236 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,517 J“ ooh, ooh-ooh j“ 237 00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:15,149 Good! 238 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,987 Builder of major erections, 239 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:25,326 our construction engineer, hard-hated Hannah. 240 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:28,078 Come on, let's hear it! 241 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:41,175 You have any friends that want to remember me? Nah, I didn't think so! 242 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,012 Gentlemen! I give you... 243 00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:48,933 Katrina! 244 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,314 J“ hey! 245 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:05,825 J“ hey! 246 00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:42,379 J“ now I understand 247 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:47,092 j“ now I understand 248 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,847 j“ I still remember 249 00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:56,852 j“ I still love 250 00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:01,982 j“ I still remember 251 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,570 j“ where I came from 252 00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:10,366 j“ lover to lover j“ 253 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,826 wait till those wimps at de psi phi see this! 254 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:16,038 J“ days in the sun 255 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:21,126 j“ moment by moment 256 00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:24,922 j“ passed and done 257 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:29,969 j“ I still remember 258 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,431 j“ I still love 259 00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:39,853 j“ I still remember 260 00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:45,234 j“ where I came from seduction surrender 261 00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:49,863 j“ lover to lover 262 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:55,035 j“ days in the sun seduction surrender 263 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:59,707 j“ moment by moment 264 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:04,461 j“ passed and done seduction surrender 265 00:25:04,962 --> 00:25:09,049 j“ I still remember 266 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:13,846 j“ I still love j“ 267 00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:28,152 I loved it! 268 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,783 What was it? 269 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:36,702 Whatever it was, I love it! 270 00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:39,204 - She... she's... 271 00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:09,193 Yes! He scores! 272 00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:35,761 I love the show, girls. 273 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:39,098 It's brilliant, very tastefully done. 274 00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:42,392 Come on! 275 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:57,574 All right, gentlemen. You're in for a treat! 276 00:26:57,741 --> 00:27:02,037 She melts in your mouth, she melts in your hands. 277 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:06,083 Sweet, sweet, candi! 278 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:52,462 Hello? 279 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:56,592 Hello? 280 00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:53,732 Katrina! You scared me. 281 00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:57,444 Uh, nice hair! 282 00:28:58,111 --> 00:29:00,155 Yeah. I, uh... 283 00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:03,533 I caught your act out there, some show! 284 00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:08,413 Very... new! Very... now. 285 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,757 Uh... 286 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:21,885 Anyway, I was wondering, maybe later tonight, 287 00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:25,472 if you're interested in doing a little encore performance 288 00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:27,724 for a much more appreciative audience, 289 00:29:27,808 --> 00:29:31,895 I could definitely make it worth your while. Yes I could. 290 00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:48,996 And I'd be willing to pay the top dollar. 291 00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:52,124 I can see you're a professional. 292 00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:55,252 And I like working with professionals. 293 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,801 And I like you. 294 00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:10,559 I can see you like me too. Whoa... 295 00:30:15,856 --> 00:30:17,983 Wow! 296 00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:40,922 Ooh. 297 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:48,638 Allow me! 298 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:45,487 Like to play rough? 299 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:18,413 I'll be back. 300 00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:17,305 Anybody want to claim this lush? 301 00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:22,102 I'm trying to run a respectable joint here, gentlemen. Going once, twice... 302 00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:26,982 He's alone, clean this mess up! 303 00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:36,908 Hey, it's show time. What's happenin' here? 304 00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:46,418 And now, she's not much upstairs, but what a staircase! 305 00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:50,589 Gentlemen, the fabulous... Dominique! 306 00:34:53,883 --> 00:34:55,927 Come here. 307 00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:05,061 Class! 308 00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:25,749 Shit! 309 00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:32,339 That's it, we're out of here. 310 00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:41,389 Excuse me, could you go backstage and tell my friend his buddy is waiting? 311 00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:45,560 - It's time to go now. - I see no friends. 312 00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:51,358 Yeah, you took him backstage. He's tall, dark hair, greyjacket. 313 00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:55,111 - I take no one back. - I... 314 00:35:55,195 --> 00:35:59,324 Excuse me. All right. We have to go. 315 00:35:59,783 --> 00:36:03,411 You ever have one of those nights...? 316 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:13,463 There's a problem, he was not alone. 317 00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:18,176 He has a friend, he's downstairs talking with the new girl. 318 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:21,429 I think there's another one of them. 319 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:25,308 That's it. One number to get into a frat, except now I don't care. 320 00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:28,186 All I want to do is find aj and get back to school. 321 00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:31,314 Aj! Not mr dynamite, you guys still hanging out? 322 00:36:31,398 --> 00:36:35,735 I knew it. Yep, come on, I bet you he'll remember me. 323 00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:42,784 Did you see a guy come back here? Welcome to bow wow city. 324 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:45,912 Did you see a guy come back here, tall, good looking? 325 00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:48,998 No guy came back here? 326 00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:51,668 One of the girls brought him... her! 327 00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:54,462 You! I remember now, so sorry. 328 00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:59,509 Your friend wanted to see Katrina, I tell him no one sees Katrina. 329 00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:02,387 Didn't have much of a chance with her. 330 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:05,140 - After that... - You didn't see what happened? 331 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:06,975 Wait! 332 00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:12,981 - Where's candi? - She's half shift tonight! 333 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:15,608 I'm afraid aj's decided to hold auditions. 334 00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:17,527 No, he wouldn't just leave. 335 00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:21,030 Not even with a girl that would melt in your mouth, and in your hands? 336 00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:23,199 Yeah, he'd leave. I'm going to kick his... 337 00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:25,827 Wait! It's time for my break. 338 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:29,581 I have to go to the hotel. Some of the girls stay there. 339 00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:33,835 If we hurry we could catch aj. See you at the side entrance in two minutes. 340 00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:35,795 Excuse you! 341 00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:39,758 - You wanna find aj, right? - Right. 342 00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:41,718 Well, then go! 343 00:37:47,515 --> 00:37:50,435 She'll use you, she'll abuse you. 344 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:55,356 She'll whip you guys into shape. Cimmaron. 345 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:04,115 J” and the meaning of love 346 00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:07,118 j“ and the meaning of love 347 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:14,125 j“ and the meaning of love and the meaning of love j“ 348 00:39:19,941 --> 00:39:23,069 Aren't we jumpy tonight! 349 00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:34,205 This is really weird. It's like a reunion or something. 350 00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:36,583 Yeah, I wish I knew with who! 351 00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:40,628 When the time is right I promise I'll tell you. 352 00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:46,384 He's on his way, don't screw it! You got it? All right. 353 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,555 - Ok, you're dying to ask me. - What? 354 00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:52,891 - Why I strip. - No I wasn't. 355 00:39:52,974 --> 00:39:56,144 - Yes, you are! - I wasn't. It's none of my business. 356 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:59,564 It's nothing to be ashamed of. It's a natural curiosity. 357 00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:03,192 I mean the club is not a permanent stop if that's what you think. 358 00:40:03,276 --> 00:40:05,778 It's easy to get, I can express myself. 359 00:40:05,862 --> 00:40:10,408 That's really important because I'm still trying to find my purpose in life. 360 00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:15,872 God knows I've looked. Tried acting for a while, what a joke that was. 361 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:24,964 Oh god, that's so sad. Little girl, where's your mommy? 362 00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:34,307 Parents like that should be shot! 363 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:49,489 You screwed up, you're Sushi baby. 364 00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:53,034 He was so beautiful, I was sure you'd like him. 365 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:55,286 You know the rules! 366 00:40:55,370 --> 00:41:00,208 Only the transients, the loonies, the strays, the ones that can't be traced. 367 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:03,836 He said he was alone! That he was just passing through! 368 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,714 He fit the profile. 369 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:10,301 - He was a gift. - Nice gift! 370 00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:15,348 I'm going to have to kill them both. Don't worry, I'll take care of it. 371 00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:19,602 You're not going to punish her? If it were me... 372 00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:22,605 Look, if I had some power... 373 00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:24,107 All right! 374 00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:31,239 If we had just moved the whole operation to Vegas like I suggested... 375 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:34,951 Thank you, I'm not here forever. 376 00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:38,246 I will be more careful... 377 00:41:51,092 --> 00:41:54,512 Well, I guess Vegas is out. 378 00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:10,903 Excuse me... 379 00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:14,615 $20 a half-hour. 380 00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:18,536 I'm from the club, remember? I checked in this afternoon. 381 00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:22,373 I'd like the key to 1311, please. 382 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:27,503 Thank you. 383 00:42:27,587 --> 00:42:30,631 Oh, can you please ring candi, you know, the red head? 384 00:42:39,307 --> 00:42:44,145 It's busy. But you can go up if you like. Room 1309. 385 00:43:03,748 --> 00:43:06,167 Thirteen, please. 386 00:43:30,191 --> 00:43:33,194 Wait! 387 00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:53,131 You're not the same woman. 388 00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:54,942 You're sleepin' all day, you're up all night. 389 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:57,218 I can do what I want! 390 00:44:28,332 --> 00:44:30,334 Jeez. Uhh! 391 00:45:09,457 --> 00:45:12,460 Jesus Christ. 392 00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:27,308 We should have heard something by now. 393 00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:30,394 I don't like it. 394 00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:34,815 If something goes wrong, that queen bitch is going to chew my ass up. 395 00:45:41,948 --> 00:45:48,246 Vlad, give it up, there's nothing going on between you and her any more. 396 00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:50,623 All you are to her is a quick fix. 397 00:45:50,706 --> 00:45:53,960 Hey, but what do I know? 398 00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:05,471 - What happened? They said you left! - Aj, did you find him? 399 00:46:05,554 --> 00:46:08,057 No. You look awful, what happened to you? 400 00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:09,850 The girl, what did she say? 401 00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:13,437 I went to her apartment, it was like no one lived there. 402 00:46:13,521 --> 00:46:15,606 What are you so testy about? 403 00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:19,777 You want to know why I'm testy? I'll tell you why I'm testy. 404 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:24,031 Today I was nearly hung, I got into a fight with a psychotic albino. 405 00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:26,242 I met a human pin cushion in the bathroom, 406 00:46:26,325 --> 00:46:28,661 I ate a cockroach, my best friend disappears. 407 00:46:28,744 --> 00:46:31,372 Then I'm nearly assassinated by an elevator. 408 00:46:31,455 --> 00:46:36,335 I've had a bad day. All I want is to find aj and get back to school. 409 00:46:36,419 --> 00:46:40,131 - Is that too much to ask for? - No, but I don't see what the hurry is. 410 00:46:40,214 --> 00:46:42,216 He'll probably show up. 411 00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:46,262 Listen, where else would a girl like candi take aj? 412 00:46:48,014 --> 00:46:50,308 You mean a girl like me. Just say it. 413 00:46:50,391 --> 00:46:52,810 I was trying to be helpful. I thought it'd be nice 414 00:46:52,893 --> 00:46:56,647 if maybe you and me spent some time... oh, screw it! 415 00:46:58,441 --> 00:47:00,526 You know, if you knew me a little better! 416 00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:02,987 - I don't know you at all! - That's another thing. 417 00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:06,824 How come I remember you so well and you...? 418 00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:10,786 Obviously, our moment together wasn't as important to you as it was to me. 419 00:47:10,870 --> 00:47:13,914 - What moment? Look... - Oh, look yourself! 420 00:47:23,257 --> 00:47:28,054 I love you! No, I love you! 421 00:47:40,566 --> 00:47:44,487 Say, babe, what time do you get off? 422 00:47:44,570 --> 00:47:46,947 - 2:30. - Can I watch? 423 00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:06,509 All right! Anybody want to claim this lush? Going once, going twice... 424 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:29,490 - We've been looking for you! - Hey, snowball, how's it hanging? 425 00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:39,708 - Shit! - Come on! 426 00:49:04,984 --> 00:49:07,611 - Hey, what's that? - Nothing! 427 00:49:07,695 --> 00:49:09,947 Over there! 428 00:49:43,314 --> 00:49:47,109 Hello, baby! Got you now! 429 00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:04,752 Come on, boy! Don't you want to join the party? 430 00:50:17,431 --> 00:50:23,854 Come on boy! Come on! Better get used to it, scumbag. 431 00:50:23,938 --> 00:50:26,607 All this for a fucking fraternity. 432 00:50:55,636 --> 00:50:58,472 Well now, where's your mamma, little girl? 433 00:50:58,556 --> 00:51:00,975 Fuck! 434 00:51:33,716 --> 00:51:36,719 Hey, I found my friend! 435 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,928 - Snow! There he is! - Shit! 436 00:52:48,499 --> 00:52:51,585 Hey! Are you still here? 437 00:53:13,273 --> 00:53:16,276 Aj! 438 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:19,238 Jesus! 439 00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:30,791 Hey! Stop! Help! 440 00:53:30,874 --> 00:53:33,877 Wait! Stop! 441 00:54:07,619 --> 00:54:09,997 Emergency operator, may I help you? 442 00:54:11,707 --> 00:54:13,500 I'll take care of the cops. 443 00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:17,087 I'll tell them a story like I always do. 444 00:54:17,171 --> 00:54:19,757 They won't follow up. 445 00:54:20,299 --> 00:54:23,427 They don't care what happens down here! 446 00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:29,224 Have you given any more thought to my idea? 447 00:54:30,058 --> 00:54:33,103 A club! In Vegas! 448 00:54:34,730 --> 00:54:38,358 New blood! New blood. 449 00:54:39,818 --> 00:54:42,738 See, they're all tourists. 450 00:54:46,742 --> 00:54:51,163 I hear that clubs are very hot right now in Vegas. 451 00:54:51,246 --> 00:54:53,457 We'd do very nicely! 452 00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:58,879 All right! 453 00:54:58,962 --> 00:55:03,759 I'll do something. Vlad, bring the trash back in here! 454 00:55:17,856 --> 00:55:20,108 A nasty habit. 455 00:55:21,985 --> 00:55:23,695 Nasty. 456 00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:39,419 Hey, bud, where have you been? I've been making progress. 457 00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:42,506 The police! Did they get here yet? 458 00:55:42,589 --> 00:55:46,343 Jesus Christ, aj's dead. 459 00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:51,056 Stay here. 460 00:55:51,682 --> 00:55:55,686 J“ baby, now, roll on past my window j“ 461 00:56:48,155 --> 00:56:52,075 It's occupied. 462 00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:56,538 There's somebody in. 463 00:57:03,045 --> 00:57:05,130 Relax will you, it was just a joke! 464 00:57:05,213 --> 00:57:07,382 I thought you... 465 00:57:15,223 --> 00:57:17,643 You asshole! 466 00:57:17,726 --> 00:57:20,562 You scared the shit out of me, you know that? 467 00:57:20,687 --> 00:57:22,814 - Relax, will you? - Relax? 468 00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:26,276 You were dead. You were in a dumpster! 469 00:57:26,401 --> 00:57:28,487 I thought snowflake had killed you! 470 00:57:28,612 --> 00:57:32,783 You see, I was rolled, anyone can have an off night! 471 00:57:32,908 --> 00:57:36,203 Off night? We're out of here. 472 00:57:36,328 --> 00:57:42,292 You! There's some uniformed gentlemen in the back to see you. 473 00:57:43,585 --> 00:57:46,838 - Look, I found my friend, ok. - Yeah? 474 00:57:51,218 --> 00:57:53,178 But he... 475 00:57:53,261 --> 00:57:57,516 - He looked dead. - He looks real dead to me! 476 00:57:57,599 --> 00:57:59,476 It was in the garbage that... 477 00:57:59,559 --> 00:58:02,270 Your friend apparently likes to flash his money around. 478 00:58:02,354 --> 00:58:04,982 In this neighbourhood, that makes him a meal ticket. 479 00:58:05,065 --> 00:58:09,653 Tell me about it! I am a meal ticket. I should know! 480 00:58:09,736 --> 00:58:12,280 - Look, I just think... - No, you look. 481 00:58:12,364 --> 00:58:16,785 Now my stomach's all upset, thanks to you and your dead friend here. 482 00:58:16,868 --> 00:58:19,955 This is not a nice area, and I don't like coming to it. 483 00:58:20,038 --> 00:58:24,084 So before I lock you up, I want all three of you out of here, go home! 484 00:58:24,167 --> 00:58:26,628 - I've been trying to for the past... - Now! 485 00:58:27,295 --> 00:58:30,465 Officer, why don't I escort you out personally. 486 00:58:30,549 --> 00:58:34,219 I know you like to catch the last act, am I right? 487 00:58:34,302 --> 00:58:39,433 Hey, guys, if you don't mind, I'm going to catch the last act. 488 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:41,893 We'll see you out there in a few minutes! 489 00:58:41,977 --> 00:58:46,231 I promise you'll never see us in this neighbourhood again, officer. 490 00:59:09,129 --> 00:59:12,883 I'm pissed at you. 491 00:59:13,884 --> 00:59:16,261 They treat you real good here. 492 00:59:16,344 --> 00:59:20,515 We can forget about the fraternity. Why don't we just go back home? 493 00:59:20,599 --> 00:59:25,395 - What's the rush? - Aj, give me a break will you? 494 00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:28,857 Would you calm my friend down here please? 495 00:59:28,940 --> 00:59:31,109 I've been telling him for years to relax. 496 00:59:31,193 --> 00:59:35,363 I'm fine, let's just get out of here. Please. 497 00:59:40,744 --> 00:59:43,497 That's not fair. 498 00:59:44,414 --> 00:59:46,833 Come on. 499 00:59:58,053 --> 01:00:00,931 Wait! 500 01:00:34,422 --> 01:00:36,842 I didn't think you had it in you. 501 01:00:38,009 --> 01:00:41,721 Looks like you discovered the only way out of here, pal! 502 01:00:41,805 --> 01:00:44,057 What the hell are you talking about? 503 01:00:44,141 --> 01:00:47,894 The club! Everyone here, man, they're vampires! 504 01:00:51,356 --> 01:00:57,904 Can't let you leave. We got a problem here. 505 01:00:57,988 --> 01:01:02,284 Yeah? Why don't we go home? We'll call a doctor or something. 506 01:01:02,868 --> 01:01:06,329 You don't get it do you? 507 01:01:06,496 --> 01:01:09,416 Home is a million miles away from me now. 508 01:01:09,499 --> 01:01:14,880 Home's another planet! I'm a fucking zombie now! 509 01:01:16,256 --> 01:01:18,633 I mean, look at me! 510 01:01:20,218 --> 01:01:22,512 Watch out, man! 511 01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:28,560 You want to know how bad things are? 512 01:01:28,643 --> 01:01:30,937 I love you, Keith. 513 01:01:31,855 --> 01:01:34,691 But all I can see right now is food. 514 01:01:36,109 --> 01:01:38,320 And I'm starving. 515 01:01:41,323 --> 01:01:45,202 You carry my next meal around with you in your veins! 516 01:01:45,285 --> 01:01:47,913 They got me, they got me real good. 517 01:01:48,872 --> 01:01:52,500 Ok, why don't you take what you need for now? 518 01:01:52,584 --> 01:01:54,044 You know, to get you through. 519 01:01:54,252 --> 01:01:58,298 That's too much. And you're so nice! 520 01:01:58,757 --> 01:02:00,967 Do I look like a mosquito? No. 521 01:02:01,218 --> 01:02:03,178 I can't be trusted, buddy! 522 01:02:05,138 --> 01:02:08,141 Will you look at my clothes? They're ruined! 523 01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:13,647 Do I look real bad? You know, it's just like the movies! 524 01:02:13,897 --> 01:02:16,399 You can't see yourself. 525 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:19,444 There's no reflection. 526 01:02:20,403 --> 01:02:22,364 It's weird. 527 01:02:23,657 --> 01:02:28,411 J“ no pill's gonna cure my ill 528 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:40,340 Jesus, you're really going to do it aren't you? 529 01:02:40,423 --> 01:02:42,634 You're going to kill me. 530 01:02:43,134 --> 01:02:49,557 - Aj, do me a favour. - For old times' sake? 531 01:02:50,517 --> 01:02:53,478 Sure, buddy. Anything. Anything at all. 532 01:02:54,813 --> 01:02:58,775 No. Not anything. Just one thing. 533 01:03:00,652 --> 01:03:03,321 Make sure I don't come back like you, ok? 534 01:03:03,405 --> 01:03:06,324 Hey, you think I like this? 535 01:03:06,408 --> 01:03:08,535 Or them? They're boring creeps! 536 01:03:08,618 --> 01:03:10,996 They're not called walking dead for nothing! 537 01:03:11,079 --> 01:03:13,623 Try talking to one of them sometime! 538 01:03:13,707 --> 01:03:15,125 I am! 539 01:03:32,559 --> 01:03:36,062 Come on man, just take me out! 540 01:03:38,148 --> 01:03:41,318 Just kill me. I can't go on like this. 541 01:03:42,610 --> 01:03:45,447 - Aj, I... - Come on! 542 01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:54,998 - Shit! - You can't, can you? 543 01:03:56,249 --> 01:03:59,794 Even though you know I'm one, you can't! 544 01:03:59,878 --> 01:04:04,174 It does work, you know. The fire, the wooden stakes, the sunlight! 545 01:04:04,257 --> 01:04:06,968 I've got a list right here somewhere... 546 01:04:10,555 --> 01:04:13,850 You're ready to die for me aren't you? 547 01:04:13,933 --> 01:04:17,103 Because you can't believe I'm not me any more. 548 01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:20,023 Maybe there's something left, huh? 549 01:04:23,568 --> 01:04:28,073 Jesus Christ, maybe there is! Nah. 550 01:04:33,286 --> 01:04:35,288 Sorry, pal. 551 01:04:49,636 --> 01:04:53,098 Now get lost fast, go on! 552 01:04:53,181 --> 01:04:57,852 Remember, you can burn or keep them from their coffins past sunrise. 553 01:04:58,978 --> 01:05:01,272 I think you know the other one. 554 01:05:17,330 --> 01:05:20,625 Last call, gentlemen, last call. 555 01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:23,586 Hope you enjoyed the show. 556 01:05:23,670 --> 01:05:28,675 Don't forget our single man's special, all you can drink for a dollar. 557 01:05:28,758 --> 01:05:33,012 Come along, you drink yourselves into another world. 558 01:05:36,850 --> 01:05:43,273 J“ I know a lot about the world outside 559 01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:48,361 j“ it's not too safe so I usually hide j“ 560 01:05:48,528 --> 01:05:50,196 - hey! - We're leaving. 561 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:53,158 That's not fair, I only had to promise him $50! 562 01:05:53,241 --> 01:05:55,201 Now! I'll explain later. 563 01:05:58,163 --> 01:06:00,290 Guys! 564 01:06:01,207 --> 01:06:05,670 Excuse me, there seems to be a little problem with your bill! 565 01:06:18,141 --> 01:06:20,852 When it clears out, why don't you and me go in the back 566 01:06:20,935 --> 01:06:23,188 and handle it personally? 567 01:06:23,271 --> 01:06:26,983 Call the police! These people are all vampires! 568 01:06:27,066 --> 01:06:29,444 That doesn't make them bad people! 569 01:06:29,527 --> 01:06:31,821 - Listen, aj's dead! - Again? 570 01:06:32,030 --> 01:06:35,867 Vampires! Vampires. 571 01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:38,369 Don't think you're going to get away with this. 572 01:06:38,453 --> 01:06:41,331 Of course! Do you know how many people disappear 573 01:06:41,414 --> 01:06:45,001 off the face of the earth every year? Not thousands! Tens of thousands. 574 01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:49,964 - You're a statistic, kid. - Why did you pick on us? 575 01:06:50,048 --> 01:06:54,969 It was a mistake, ok? It was a little communication error. I'm sorry. 576 01:06:55,053 --> 01:06:58,598 We'll be missed. They'll come looking for us. 577 01:06:58,681 --> 01:07:01,976 Who did you tell that you were coming here? 578 01:07:02,060 --> 01:07:06,648 Nobody tells anybody when they come to a joint like this! 579 01:07:06,731 --> 01:07:09,234 Quite a racket, huh? 580 01:07:10,318 --> 01:07:15,281 See, I run an essential service here. 581 01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:23,706 Waste disposal. Look around, look who comes in. 582 01:07:23,790 --> 01:07:29,170 The sickies, the degenerates, the forlorn, the lost, the lowlifes, 583 01:07:29,254 --> 01:07:32,006 the fucking dregs of humanity wind up here, 584 01:07:32,090 --> 01:07:36,511 and we take care of them! It costs you nothing. 585 01:07:36,594 --> 01:07:39,847 Yeah, just my best friend. 586 01:07:39,931 --> 01:07:41,808 Hey, nobody's perfect, 587 01:07:41,891 --> 01:07:45,812 I do the best I can, with what I got. 588 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:55,655 Your self-pity makes me sick. You know that? 589 01:07:56,739 --> 01:08:02,370 Listen kid, I used to own this club. You know who worked here? 590 01:08:02,453 --> 01:08:08,626 Louis prima, buddy greco, Phil Harris, class. 591 01:08:08,710 --> 01:08:11,421 Wait a second, where are you going? 592 01:08:11,504 --> 01:08:14,215 What are you trying to do? Get out of here? 593 01:08:14,299 --> 01:08:18,344 Why? There's more of us out there! 594 01:08:18,428 --> 01:08:21,973 Oh yeah! So where are you going? 595 01:08:22,056 --> 01:08:25,685 Here, there... 596 01:08:27,770 --> 01:08:30,440 We're everywhere. 597 01:08:32,233 --> 01:08:35,987 Can I ask you something? You ever been to Vegas? 598 01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:42,702 Hey, how about you buying me and my friends a last round? 599 01:08:42,785 --> 01:08:46,748 Kind of a last request. Like they do in Vegas! 600 01:08:46,831 --> 01:08:49,500 They do that in Vegas? 601 01:08:49,584 --> 01:08:52,879 That's classy! Sure. 602 01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:56,341 Excuse me! Give this gentleman whatever he wants. 603 01:08:56,424 --> 01:08:59,802 Give me a... Brandy! Make it three. 604 01:08:59,886 --> 01:09:02,055 Make them doubles. 605 01:09:02,388 --> 01:09:03,765 Triples! 606 01:09:03,848 --> 01:09:06,476 Hell, leave the whole bottle when you're done. 607 01:09:06,559 --> 01:09:09,145 I'm not driving anywhere. 608 01:09:23,117 --> 01:09:26,412 Spill these all over the place! 609 01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:34,712 Oops, oh I'm sorry, excuse me. Hold my drink! 610 01:09:38,466 --> 01:09:40,885 To Vegas! 611 01:10:13,084 --> 01:10:15,670 Come on! Trap door! 612 01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:20,299 Ok, you win, I'm gone. 613 01:10:23,261 --> 01:10:26,431 - What the hell are you doing? - The bitch owes me money! 614 01:10:35,398 --> 01:10:37,066 This way! 615 01:11:03,634 --> 01:11:06,471 J“ old black magic has me in its spell j“ 616 01:11:06,596 --> 01:11:09,015 I would love to have seen Vegas. 617 01:11:11,309 --> 01:11:13,519 Once. 618 01:11:14,687 --> 01:11:17,190 Just once. 619 01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:31,954 My first drink in 75 years. 620 01:11:35,374 --> 01:11:40,129 Vlad, to the good old days! 621 01:11:43,508 --> 01:11:46,636 J“ flame, flame of desire only your kiss 622 01:11:47,011 --> 01:11:48,596 j“ can put out the fire j“ 623 01:12:16,290 --> 01:12:19,627 Shit! 624 01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:01,669 Guys! 625 01:13:25,776 --> 01:13:29,697 How you doing back there, dunc? 626 01:13:29,989 --> 01:13:31,616 I'm hungry! 627 01:13:32,074 --> 01:13:34,493 He's ok! 628 01:13:34,911 --> 01:13:37,538 No, I mean I'm starving. 629 01:13:37,622 --> 01:13:41,334 We'll order some pizza when we get back to school. 630 01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:45,630 If that's ok with you? 631 01:14:28,214 --> 01:14:30,424 Guys! 632 01:14:43,145 --> 01:14:45,189 Wait, wait! 633 01:14:47,775 --> 01:14:49,402 Move! 634 01:14:57,410 --> 01:15:02,206 Looks like we're not the first ones midnight shopping, it was already bent. 635 01:15:16,554 --> 01:15:18,973 Find some bullets! 636 01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:47,752 - Will this help? - You got ammo with that? 637 01:15:47,835 --> 01:15:50,004 You mean bullets? No. 638 01:15:50,087 --> 01:15:52,423 - Where did you get that? - Get back! 639 01:15:52,506 --> 01:15:55,217 I'm good with this, believe me. 640 01:15:58,763 --> 01:16:02,058 - Look, no fangs! Come on. - Who are you? 641 01:16:03,809 --> 01:16:05,895 Tell me your real name! 642 01:16:08,814 --> 01:16:11,442 This isn't exactly the time I had in mind. I thought maybe... 643 01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:33,089 Did you actually think I could have been one of those? 644 01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:43,349 This way! 645 01:16:48,687 --> 01:16:52,608 - We're saved! - Thank god for mass transit. 646 01:16:56,237 --> 01:16:59,490 - Last stop! - I don't need this shit! 647 01:17:26,934 --> 01:17:29,520 Talk about timing, come on! 648 01:17:50,416 --> 01:17:52,710 What gang is this? 649 01:17:55,838 --> 01:17:57,506 Wait! 650 01:18:02,553 --> 01:18:04,138 Come on, help me! 651 01:18:05,222 --> 01:18:10,686 - Keith! It's time. - What? 652 01:18:11,437 --> 01:18:15,441 My name! I'm Allison Hicks, remember? Seaside heights. 653 01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:17,443 Summer vacation, 5th grade. 654 01:18:17,526 --> 01:18:20,279 We were in sue Leonard's basement playing spin the bottle. 655 01:18:20,362 --> 01:18:23,073 I spun, it landed on moose and you pushed the bottle. 656 01:18:23,157 --> 01:18:26,285 I didn't have to kiss him and ended up kissing you. 657 01:18:26,368 --> 01:18:29,872 - Remember now? - Yeah! You have incredible timing. 658 01:18:29,955 --> 01:18:31,999 Thanks! 659 01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:34,668 Are you sure it's safe down here? 660 01:18:34,752 --> 01:18:38,464 Trust me, this is an abandoned system. I've been here before. 661 01:18:44,803 --> 01:18:49,016 - What was that? - Probably just a wino or something. 662 01:18:49,099 --> 01:18:50,976 In high heels? 663 01:18:53,771 --> 01:18:55,814 Come on! 664 01:19:01,987 --> 01:19:04,073 Here! 665 01:19:11,538 --> 01:19:13,707 Come on! 666 01:19:42,945 --> 01:19:46,699 - I have matches here somewhere. - Don't! I smell something. 667 01:20:03,549 --> 01:20:07,845 - I think we should leave. - This was not a very good idea! 668 01:21:29,843 --> 01:21:33,847 - Allison! The matches! - You called me Allison! 669 01:21:33,931 --> 01:21:35,641 The matches! 670 01:22:09,174 --> 01:22:11,343 Allison! 671 01:22:19,601 --> 01:22:22,688 Keith! 672 01:23:21,872 --> 01:23:27,377 God, shoot her. Shoot her, please! No! 673 01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:43,477 Keith! 674 01:24:29,022 --> 01:24:30,607 Let's go! 675 01:24:42,452 --> 01:24:44,997 - Come on! - There's something I've got to do first. 676 01:27:29,745 --> 01:27:33,165 - Ah, you're bleeding! - Oh, it's nothing! 677 01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:39,421 This can get infected, we'll have to have this checked out. 678 01:27:43,633 --> 01:27:45,427 Thanks. 679 01:28:01,318 --> 01:28:05,655 Come up here a second. I want to show you something. 680 01:28:07,532 --> 01:28:09,367 What? 681 01:28:12,746 --> 01:28:15,665 God! Is that supposed to be funny? 682 01:28:15,749 --> 01:28:17,959 No, it's not. 683 01:28:31,348 --> 01:28:35,519 You killed my Katrina! You both must die! 684 01:28:48,782 --> 01:28:51,827 Well, don't everybody thank me all at once. 685 01:28:56,790 --> 01:28:59,292 Formica. Go figure. 686 01:29:00,710 --> 01:29:03,213 Hi, Allison! 687 01:29:05,841 --> 01:29:08,802 Relax! I'll take care of this somehow! 688 01:29:14,349 --> 01:29:18,019 This has been one wacky night. 689 01:29:18,103 --> 01:29:20,772 You're telling me? 690 01:29:20,856 --> 01:29:23,984 I'm going to need some new clothes here. 691 01:29:24,067 --> 01:29:26,528 Wait! Where are you going? 692 01:29:29,030 --> 01:29:31,575 After all these years you don't trust me? 693 01:29:31,658 --> 01:29:34,369 I can't handle this, you know. 694 01:29:37,455 --> 01:29:40,292 Look, there's always night school! 695 01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:43,044 - Hi, there. - Hi! 696 01:29:43,128 --> 01:29:48,842 And jobs, I'll take a graveyard shift! Yeah, that's what I'll do! 697 01:29:48,925 --> 01:29:50,552 Keith? 698 01:29:50,635 --> 01:29:55,724 Relax! I'll take care of everything. Follow us! 699 01:29:55,807 --> 01:29:58,351 I'm right below you, pal! 700 01:29:59,060 --> 01:30:01,354 Hey, you guys live in a barn or what? 701 01:30:02,147 --> 01:30:06,318 J“ vo/are 702 01:30:06,401 --> 01:30:10,322 j“ whoa 703 01:30:10,405 --> 01:30:13,909 j“ cantare 704 01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:17,913 j“ whoa oh oh 705 01:30:18,413 --> 01:30:22,334 j“ let's fly way up to the clouds 706 01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:25,837 j“ away from the maddenin' crowds 707 01:30:25,921 --> 01:30:29,841 j“ we can sing in the glow of a star that I know of 708 01:30:29,925 --> 01:30:33,345 j“ where lovers enjoy peace of mind 709 01:30:33,428 --> 01:30:37,849 j“ let us leave the confusion and all disillusion behind 710 01:30:37,933 --> 01:30:40,352 j“ yeah, yeah, yeah all behind 711 01:30:40,435 --> 01:30:42,437 j“ just like birds of a feather < 712 01:30:42,938 --> 01:30:46,858 j“ a rainbow together we 'i/ find 713 01:30:46,942 --> 01:30:51,363 j“ vo/are 714 01:30:51,446 --> 01:30:54,366 j“ whoa 715 01:30:54,449 --> 01:30:58,870 j“ cantare 716 01:30:58,954 --> 01:31:02,874 j“ whoa oh oh 717 01:31:02,958 --> 01:31:06,461 j“ no wonder my happy heart sings 718 01:31:06,962 --> 01:31:09,881 j“ your love has given me wings 719 01:31:09,965 --> 01:31:13,468 j“ vo/are yeah, yeah, yeah 720 01:31:13,969 --> 01:31:17,389 j“ whoa la la la la la la la 721 01:31:17,472 --> 01:31:20,892 j“ cantare whoa whoa 722 01:31:20,976 --> 01:31:24,896 j“ whoa oh oh whoa oh oh oh 723 01:31:24,980 --> 01:31:28,900 j“ let's fly way up to the clouds 724 01:31:28,984 --> 01:31:32,404 j“ away from the maddenin' crowds 725 01:31:32,487 --> 01:31:36,408 j“ we can sing in the glow of a star that I know of 726 01:31:36,491 --> 01:31:39,494 j“ where lovers enjoy peace of mind 727 01:31:39,995 --> 01:31:44,416 j“ let us leave the confusion and all disillusion behind 728 01:31:44,499 --> 01:31:46,918 j“ yeah, yeah, yeah all behind 729 01:31:47,002 --> 01:31:49,421 j“ just like birds of a feather 730 01:31:49,504 --> 01:31:53,925 j“ a rainbow together we 'i/ find 731 01:31:54,009 --> 01:31:57,929 j“ vo/are 732 01:31:58,013 --> 01:32:00,932 j“ whoa 733 01:32:01,016 --> 01:32:05,020 j“ ah, cantare 734 01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:08,940 j“ whoa oh oh 735 01:32:09,024 --> 01:32:12,944 j“ no wonder my happy heart sings 736 01:32:13,028 --> 01:32:16,531 j“ your love has given me wings, little baby 737 01:32:17,032 --> 01:32:19,451 j“ your love has given me wings 738 01:32:19,534 --> 01:32:22,954 j“ whoa, oh, oh, your love has given me wings j“ 739 01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:41,306 J“ I still remember 740 01:32:43,349 --> 01:32:46,311 j“ I still love 741 01:32:48,146 --> 01:32:51,441 j“ I still remember 742 01:32:52,859 --> 01:32:56,029 j“ where I came from 743 01:32:57,614 --> 01:32:59,991 j“ lover to lover 744 01:33:02,494 --> 01:33:05,747 j“ days in the sun 745 01:33:07,165 --> 01:33:10,585 j“ moment by moment 746 01:33:11,920 --> 01:33:14,380 j“ passed and done 747 01:33:16,758 --> 01:33:19,594 j“ I still remember 748 01:33:21,304 --> 01:33:23,890 j“ I still love 749 01:33:26,101 --> 01:33:29,312 j“ I still remember 750 01:33:30,980 --> 01:33:34,692 j“ where I came from seduction surrender 751 01:33:35,735 --> 01:33:39,322 j“ lover to lover 752 01:33:40,490 --> 01:33:44,494 j“ days in the sun seduction surrender 753 01:33:45,203 --> 01:33:49,165 j“ moment by moment 754 01:33:49,874 --> 01:33:53,920 j“ passed and done seduction surrender j“