1 00:01:22,980 --> 00:01:25,123 a film by Anna Melikyan 2 00:03:34,351 --> 00:03:37,663 Mermaid 3 00:03:44,547 --> 00:03:47,206 It happened a long time ago 4 00:03:47,913 --> 00:03:49,806 when I didn't even exist yet. 5 00:03:51,627 --> 00:03:53,939 As my mother told me, at first I was a fish 6 00:03:54,182 --> 00:03:55,795 and I was living in her belly 7 00:03:56,215 --> 00:03:59,639 but then my father appeared and I became a human being. 8 00:04:01,606 --> 00:04:03,499 This is their first date. 9 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,185 My father was a sailor on long voyages 10 00:04:06,589 --> 00:04:08,674 or, as my mother said, very long voyages 11 00:04:08,908 --> 00:04:10,974 That is why I never saw him, 12 00:04:11,215 --> 00:04:12,943 but I was always waiting for him. 13 00:04:13,509 --> 00:04:15,952 That is me, Alisa 14 00:04:54,168 --> 00:05:00,342 The Beginning Alisa is 6 years, 3 months and 8 days 15 00:05:16,185 --> 00:05:19,828 Hey grandma, how old were you when grandpa died? 16 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:22,353 Twenty five. 17 00:05:23,137 --> 00:05:25,400 Did he love you very much? 18 00:05:26,348 --> 00:05:29,606 Yes... He had bought me ice-cream every day 19 00:05:29,726 --> 00:05:32,865 and presented me gold that your mother now hides somewhere. 20 00:05:33,178 --> 00:05:36,559 Cool. But why didn't you marry someone else afterwards? 21 00:05:37,630 --> 00:05:39,837 I was hoping he comes back. 22 00:05:41,217 --> 00:05:43,367 But he died! 23 00:05:46,243 --> 00:05:48,816 Yes... But maybe he'll come back? 24 00:06:44,138 --> 00:06:45,650 A ship! 25 00:06:45,770 --> 00:06:47,659 No... Your mother's coming. 26 00:06:47,902 --> 00:06:52,174 I've told you a hundred times: 27 00:06:52,294 --> 00:06:57,019 A ship - one whistle, mother - two whistles! 28 00:06:59,473 --> 00:07:01,717 You haven't told me. 29 00:07:09,038 --> 00:07:12,306 Have you asked for a day off on Wednesday? 30 00:07:12,426 --> 00:07:13,376 Dream on. 31 00:07:13,996 --> 00:07:16,212 No, mom, I'm serious. 32 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:20,111 You promised me. 33 00:07:20,637 --> 00:07:23,595 Such things happen only once in a lifetime. 34 00:07:23,715 --> 00:07:26,132 - Get away from me. - Mom, will you have a day off? 35 00:07:26,677 --> 00:07:30,104 Yeah right. Who will earn your food then? 36 00:07:30,545 --> 00:07:33,165 If I had a day off on each of your whims... 37 00:07:35,772 --> 00:07:37,904 - It is not a whim. - What it is then? 38 00:07:38,138 --> 00:07:40,091 What makes you think you'll be a ballet dancer? 39 00:07:40,211 --> 00:07:42,251 There were no ballet dancers in our family 40 00:07:42,371 --> 00:07:44,298 I danced well when I was young 41 00:07:44,751 --> 00:07:46,714 Great, then you'll come with her on Wednesday. 42 00:07:46,995 --> 00:07:48,958 No, I'm busy on Wednesday. 43 00:07:49,211 --> 00:07:50,770 Then shut up, both of you. 44 00:07:53,909 --> 00:07:58,078 One sits in her chair all day, dressed like a doll, now the other one... ballet dancer! 45 00:07:58,351 --> 00:08:02,501 I work alone every day for you. And I get no thanks. 46 00:08:03,008 --> 00:08:05,290 I am not a work horse. 47 00:08:07,545 --> 00:08:11,122 The most important coach from Moscow will come 48 00:08:13,395 --> 00:08:14,933 A man? 49 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:21,487 Mother, ballet and the signs of fate Alisa is 6 years, 5 months and 23 days 50 00:08:38,395 --> 00:08:41,898 Mom, please be faster. We'll be late. 51 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:44,677 We won't be late. 52 00:08:45,511 --> 00:08:47,398 I can't come dressed in some rags, right? 53 00:08:49,811 --> 00:08:51,398 You are late. 54 00:08:53,914 --> 00:08:55,736 What is your name, girl? 55 00:08:55,990 --> 00:08:57,548 Alisa. 56 00:08:57,668 --> 00:09:01,548 The girl is nice. But today the examination is over. Come back tomorrow. 57 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:02,985 I'm working tomorrow. 58 00:09:05,877 --> 00:09:09,013 I want to be a ballet dancer... I want to be a ballet dancer... 59 00:09:18,828 --> 00:09:20,846 So I didn't become a ballet dancer. 60 00:09:21,335 --> 00:09:23,400 It wasn't my destiny. 61 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:27,767 Instead, my mother sent me to sing in a choir 62 00:09:28,411 --> 00:09:30,693 because it was close to our home. 63 00:10:00,499 --> 00:10:03,248 poster: "We make your dreams come true. With warranty." 64 00:10:27,497 --> 00:10:29,591 - Hello. - Hello girl. 65 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:32,388 Hello. 66 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,154 Move faster! 67 00:10:54,235 --> 00:10:56,742 How many times have I told you: don't go to the pier! 68 00:10:56,862 --> 00:10:59,493 You're embarrassing me! You promised! 69 00:11:22,842 --> 00:11:25,818 Mom... Have father come home? 70 00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:34,844 - Good morning. - Good morning. 71 00:11:36,303 --> 00:11:38,979 - Can I rent a room here? - Sure. 72 00:11:45,449 --> 00:11:46,341 Thank you. 73 00:11:46,704 --> 00:11:49,962 Come inside, don't stand on the wind. 74 00:11:55,483 --> 00:11:56,685 Take it. 75 00:11:58,504 --> 00:12:00,758 - Good girl. - Come inside. 76 00:12:04,063 --> 00:12:05,828 - Come here. - Here? 77 00:12:25,951 --> 00:12:28,420 - It's cold today, isn't it? - It's OK... 78 00:12:52,334 --> 00:12:54,672 What are you doing here, daddy? 79 00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:56,981 And what are you doing here? 80 00:12:59,749 --> 00:13:03,251 I'm waiting for you. The ship has arrived. 81 00:13:03,721 --> 00:13:06,143 - Are you a ballet dancer? - Yes. 82 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:07,618 Beautiful... 83 00:13:08,096 --> 00:13:11,001 - Are you my daddy? - Yes. 84 00:13:11,386 --> 00:13:13,104 Beautiful... 85 00:13:56,519 --> 00:13:59,580 You traitor, you must die! 86 00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:01,007 Alisa! 87 00:14:32,123 --> 00:14:34,515 Help! Fire! 88 00:15:00,046 --> 00:15:01,408 Alisa! 89 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,844 Leave the chair! 90 00:15:05,518 --> 00:15:07,349 Leave it! 91 00:15:09,893 --> 00:15:12,147 Take the granny! 92 00:15:16,185 --> 00:15:19,086 Where should I put her? 93 00:15:47,708 --> 00:15:50,797 Mom... When will daddy come? 94 00:15:52,008 --> 00:15:55,126 What daddy, Alisa? 95 00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:01,722 You don't have a daddy, no one will come. 96 00:16:02,764 --> 00:16:06,642 But it's his diving suit. He should come for it. 97 00:16:06,942 --> 00:16:09,999 What freaking diving suit? 98 00:16:10,477 --> 00:16:13,895 Do you hear what I'm telling you? Daddy will not come. 99 00:16:14,477 --> 00:16:18,778 I saw your daddy only once in my life. He doesn't even know you were born. 100 00:16:19,226 --> 00:16:21,527 Your father is a bastard. 101 00:16:21,912 --> 00:16:25,499 Why are you making my life harder? Don't wait for him. He will never come. 102 00:16:25,619 --> 00:16:28,503 He will never come. He will never come. 103 00:16:31,702 --> 00:16:35,204 When my daddy comes home, I'll tell him everything about you. 104 00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:45,559 It's not true. It's not true. It's not true. 105 00:17:44,213 --> 00:17:49,537 Ladies and gentlemen! The entrance to the end of light is restricted! 106 00:17:49,657 --> 00:17:54,523 Eclipse will happen in 15 minutes local time. 107 00:17:55,335 --> 00:18:03,738 The moon will eclipse the sun at 11:30 and then, possibly, the light will end. 108 00:18:04,341 --> 00:18:07,543 Please remain calm. 109 00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:13,214 You can buy tickets and binoculars in the ticket office. 110 00:18:14,342 --> 00:18:17,816 Don't push one another, there's enough space for everybody. 111 00:18:18,088 --> 00:18:22,858 Pregnant and hypertensive people should leave now. 112 00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:27,540 Famous fashion designer Paco Rabanne officially stated that 113 00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:33,302 because the end of light is approaching, he abandons his work and leaves Paris. 114 00:18:35,410 --> 00:18:36,978 Go ahead, leave... 115 00:18:40,565 --> 00:18:44,978 End of Light Alisa is 6 years, 8 months and 11 days 116 00:18:47,114 --> 00:18:51,339 Ladies and gentlemen! The end of light has ended. 117 00:18:51,459 --> 00:18:55,163 Please clear the square. That's all. 118 00:18:56,147 --> 00:18:57,856 Go away. 119 00:19:05,866 --> 00:19:07,753 One, two... 120 00:19:08,082 --> 00:19:09,875 three, four... 121 00:19:10,429 --> 00:19:12,213 five, six... 122 00:19:12,983 --> 00:19:16,570 At the day of the eclipse 123 00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:18,391 it was very hot. 124 00:19:19,311 --> 00:19:21,893 The sun was very bright. 125 00:19:22,888 --> 00:19:24,738 I was not waiting anyone anymore. 126 00:19:25,621 --> 00:19:29,508 I counted to 20 and decided to remain mute. 127 00:19:30,054 --> 00:19:31,415 Forever. 128 00:19:36,561 --> 00:19:38,504 Why don't you talk, girl? 129 00:19:41,817 --> 00:19:44,371 That's what I said. She's like this for two weeks already. 130 00:19:44,672 --> 00:19:46,906 Since the eclipse. She doesn't talk. 131 00:19:47,134 --> 00:19:48,590 Not a single word. 132 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,075 She'll recover. 133 00:19:53,530 --> 00:19:56,394 When? She must return to the choir. 134 00:19:57,145 --> 00:20:00,666 Solar eclipse is a very rare thing. 135 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:05,427 It may affect people in strange ways. 136 00:20:06,751 --> 00:20:09,239 It's stress. It will go away. 137 00:20:13,596 --> 00:20:15,870 The stress didn't go away. 138 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,724 I returned to the choir 139 00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:22,508 because the doctor said creative work is good for recovering. 140 00:20:23,350 --> 00:20:26,204 Nobody noticed my muteness in the choir 141 00:20:26,324 --> 00:20:29,744 and the teacher even told my mother that I make good progress. 142 00:20:32,138 --> 00:20:33,753 My mother continued to be angry 143 00:20:34,127 --> 00:20:35,911 and I continued to be silent. 144 00:20:45,805 --> 00:20:49,936 Children, this is a new girl, Alisa Titova. 145 00:20:50,556 --> 00:20:52,715 She doesn't talk. 146 00:20:52,922 --> 00:20:55,235 But she can read and write already. 147 00:20:56,156 --> 00:20:58,822 Go on, first row, second desk. 148 00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:04,418 They put a label on me and sent me to a special school. 149 00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:10,252 As far as I know, it was the only strange effect of the eclipse in our town. 150 00:22:48,619 --> 00:22:56,844 Big changes Alisa is 17 years, 2 months and 10 days 151 00:23:23,724 --> 00:23:26,307 In our school I was an excellent student 152 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:29,649 and during these years I've learned one trick: 153 00:23:30,156 --> 00:23:32,025 to grant one's wishes. 154 00:23:32,623 --> 00:23:36,107 It's simple: you just need to want something very much, 155 00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:38,501 and it comes true. 156 00:23:46,286 --> 00:23:51,873 One, two, three, four, five 157 00:24:03,718 --> 00:24:07,061 Give me back my gold. I can die anytime. 158 00:24:08,187 --> 00:24:12,262 Our grandma is crazy. She speaks about some gold all the time. 159 00:24:12,912 --> 00:24:15,457 Give me back my jewelry! 160 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:20,191 Let's go inside the house. We'll postpone our discussion for later, OK? 161 00:24:45,037 --> 00:24:47,244 One, two, three, four, five 162 00:24:47,364 --> 00:24:50,183 I want to go away. One, two, three, four. I want to go away. 163 00:24:50,303 --> 00:24:53,272 Six, seven, eight, nine, ten. I want to go away. 164 00:26:12,326 --> 00:26:15,377 Number of victims of the natural disaster is still growing. 165 00:26:15,497 --> 00:26:18,053 A state of emergency is declared along the whole coast. 166 00:26:18,173 --> 00:26:19,912 Tornado took away everything from these people: 167 00:26:20,032 --> 00:26:21,946 houses, living space, and, most important, relatives. 168 00:26:22,066 --> 00:26:24,369 People can't find members of their families. 169 00:26:24,489 --> 00:26:27,843 It's a huge disaster. Everything was taken away from us. 170 00:26:27,963 --> 00:26:30,209 Where can we live now? 171 00:26:37,270 --> 00:26:42,528 Whose fault is this? Tell me, whose fault is this? 172 00:26:53,234 --> 00:26:58,042 This is my, Alisa Titova's, fault 173 00:26:59,469 --> 00:27:01,459 I just wanted to leave this place very much. 174 00:27:03,266 --> 00:27:04,636 I'm sorry. 175 00:27:34,384 --> 00:27:35,980 I found it! 176 00:27:39,257 --> 00:27:41,398 I found it! 177 00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:05,362 Grandma didn't even understand it's the last time she's wearing her jewelry. 178 00:28:05,813 --> 00:28:08,536 And when mom brought train tickets, 179 00:28:08,743 --> 00:28:12,113 grandma didn't know where the money had come from. 180 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:15,268 She just asked: where to? 181 00:28:17,626 --> 00:28:18,790 Where to. 182 00:28:21,203 --> 00:28:24,912 When people have no place to go, they go to Moscow. 183 00:28:35,167 --> 00:28:39,844 Moscow Alisa is 17 years, 6 months and 3 days 184 00:29:10,479 --> 00:29:12,760 OK. Almost like home. 185 00:29:40,631 --> 00:29:44,594 poster: "It's good to be home" 186 00:29:46,464 --> 00:29:51,985 Moscow laid down before me in all its might, beauty and abruptness. 187 00:30:01,856 --> 00:30:03,706 Life has started to become better. 188 00:30:03,915 --> 00:30:05,586 Ballet for everybody 189 00:30:06,112 --> 00:30:08,065 I found job very quickly. 190 00:30:09,335 --> 00:30:15,955 In Moscow it's very easy to find an interesting job where you don't have to talk. 191 00:30:57,524 --> 00:31:01,317 In any great biography you can find a period when one worked as a waitress 192 00:31:01,437 --> 00:31:02,914 or as a docker 193 00:31:03,158 --> 00:31:06,181 It's a temporary stage in the coming of every person. 194 00:31:06,710 --> 00:31:09,498 But in my case this stage was taking too long. 195 00:31:11,245 --> 00:31:13,273 Anyway, there were no problems with job. 196 00:31:13,627 --> 00:31:15,974 My mother had no problems too. 197 00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:21,336 Mom found a job in a big supermarket, which was a huge career leap for her. 198 00:31:22,533 --> 00:31:24,073 Fennel is very fresh here. 199 00:31:24,193 --> 00:31:26,111 Here we have milk products, directly from the plant. 200 00:31:26,231 --> 00:31:28,465 Confectionary, 15 types. 201 00:31:29,310 --> 00:31:31,386 Grandma would like this place. 202 00:31:34,315 --> 00:31:36,019 Here we have our own bakery. 203 00:31:36,139 --> 00:31:38,693 We make fresh croissants every day. 204 00:31:40,684 --> 00:31:43,735 Alisa, keep your back straight! You wanted to be a ballet dancer! 205 00:31:44,261 --> 00:31:46,045 And you should use some make-up. 206 00:31:46,165 --> 00:31:48,845 You're a girl! You shouldn't be so colorless. 207 00:31:52,979 --> 00:31:54,942 Here we have fresh meat. 208 00:31:57,937 --> 00:32:00,172 And a butcher of the highest qualification. 209 00:32:13,254 --> 00:32:14,399 - Hi. - Hi. 210 00:32:15,639 --> 00:32:17,179 - Yours? - Mine. 211 00:32:17,723 --> 00:32:19,432 What is your name? 212 00:32:32,818 --> 00:32:34,883 Job offer: cleaning lady 213 00:32:39,483 --> 00:32:40,732 You're late. 214 00:32:40,852 --> 00:32:42,750 Come back tomorrow, from 9 till 1. 215 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:48,111 Reference for applicants 216 00:32:51,651 --> 00:32:53,763 My mom found an excellent job for me. 217 00:32:55,187 --> 00:32:58,783 It's great I don't have to wash floors and lick envelopes anymore. 218 00:32:59,619 --> 00:33:01,844 It's a good job. Easy one. 219 00:33:02,135 --> 00:33:04,482 The only drawback is the wind from the bottom, and that it's not possible to read. 220 00:33:05,332 --> 00:33:08,956 Otherwise it's fun. Watching the world from inside the cell phone. 221 00:34:11,832 --> 00:34:16,011 Friends Alisa is 17 years, 9 months and 14 days 222 00:34:22,236 --> 00:34:25,260 Hey, cell phone. Where did you buy these boots? 223 00:34:27,701 --> 00:34:29,016 Got a light? 224 00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:33,146 I see. My late husband didn't smoke too. 225 00:34:33,850 --> 00:34:35,249 And? Has he died? 226 00:34:35,577 --> 00:34:37,502 No, I left him. 227 00:34:44,167 --> 00:34:46,091 Hey, cell phone, move a bit. 228 00:34:49,533 --> 00:34:51,877 Do you know that if a pregnant woman often looks on a photo 229 00:34:51,997 --> 00:34:55,906 of a beautiful woman, she'll give birth to a girl who will look similar to that woman. 230 00:34:56,404 --> 00:34:58,507 Do you know why I am so beautiful? 231 00:34:58,627 --> 00:35:03,038 My mother, when she was pregnant, stared at a photo of Madonna all the time. 232 00:35:03,723 --> 00:35:05,986 That is why I am so beautiful. 233 00:35:23,146 --> 00:35:25,803 Even though I failed to get a job in this building, 234 00:35:25,923 --> 00:35:29,035 I was struck by a strong and sudden desire of learning. 235 00:35:29,448 --> 00:35:31,270 There were two tests, both of them in written form. 236 00:35:31,502 --> 00:35:33,314 It would be stupid not to try. 237 00:35:33,736 --> 00:35:35,935 The tests were very simple, 238 00:35:36,243 --> 00:35:40,178 but for some reason I couldn't find my name in the list of accepted students. 239 00:35:54,341 --> 00:35:57,062 Why are you so sad? Did not attain the pass mark? 240 00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:01,223 Don't be sad. This is a stupid university for Downs. 241 00:36:01,543 --> 00:36:03,176 Yeah, just for me. 242 00:36:03,296 --> 00:36:07,095 Girls do not need to study at all. Women are nymphs, their purpose is different. 243 00:36:07,456 --> 00:36:09,409 One... two... 244 00:36:09,860 --> 00:36:12,320 - three... four... - Why the heck do you need to study? 245 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,620 Let's go drink some beer instead. 246 00:36:14,740 --> 00:36:17,229 One, two, three, four... 247 00:36:17,349 --> 00:36:20,715 Why are you so silent? My name is Yura. 248 00:36:20,835 --> 00:36:23,867 ...I want to study, five, six, seven, eight, I want to study... 249 00:36:24,065 --> 00:36:26,703 - I want to study. I want to study. - Have you fallen asleep? 250 00:36:41,395 --> 00:36:44,118 Alisa Titova? 251 00:36:44,533 --> 00:36:48,702 One of the accepted students 252 00:36:48,822 --> 00:36:51,434 was, unfortunately, hit by a car. 253 00:36:51,938 --> 00:36:55,323 Your mark is the highest of remaining candidates. 254 00:36:55,443 --> 00:36:57,417 You will take his place. Do you understand? 255 00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:01,586 I need to know what hospital he's got to. 256 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,291 He died. 257 00:37:04,622 --> 00:37:06,716 Congratulations, Alisa Titova! 258 00:37:06,836 --> 00:37:08,688 You are accepted into our university. 259 00:37:11,167 --> 00:37:14,588 poster: "The winner takes it all" 260 00:37:25,008 --> 00:37:26,370 I know. 261 00:37:27,994 --> 00:37:29,519 You are lucky. 262 00:37:33,742 --> 00:37:36,127 It's not true. It's not true. 263 00:37:36,447 --> 00:37:38,052 It's not me. 264 00:37:41,057 --> 00:37:43,652 poster: "Towards your desires" 265 00:37:46,450 --> 00:37:51,886 posters: "Everything is in your hands", "Progress depends on you", "Engine of your desires" 266 00:37:53,498 --> 00:37:56,324 poster: "Bravo" 267 00:37:57,806 --> 00:37:59,816 t-shirt: "It's your choice" 268 00:38:00,614 --> 00:38:04,269 It's not true. It's not true. It's not true. 269 00:38:04,644 --> 00:38:07,245 poster: "Don't be afraid of your desires." 270 00:38:18,102 --> 00:38:20,600 poster: "All colors of your desires" 271 00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:22,876 That's the end. No more desires. 272 00:38:28,885 --> 00:38:30,613 You are really nuts. 273 00:38:35,335 --> 00:38:37,102 What can I tell you about cybersex, 274 00:38:37,382 --> 00:38:39,223 being a man who had it many times? 275 00:38:39,685 --> 00:38:42,803 Cybersex can never replace normal sex. 276 00:38:43,094 --> 00:38:45,328 They provide different levels of sensations. 277 00:38:45,812 --> 00:38:50,131 Cybersex doesn't provide any replacement for sounds of a girl caressed by you 278 00:38:50,450 --> 00:38:52,863 or for a feeling of her nipples getting hard 279 00:38:52,983 --> 00:38:55,032 or how she's trembling 280 00:38:55,504 --> 00:38:56,669 It goes without saying. 281 00:38:56,875 --> 00:38:59,476 By the way, after such a conversation, it's best to have real sex. 282 00:38:59,596 --> 00:39:02,425 While vigor, and not only vigor, is up 283 00:39:04,101 --> 00:39:05,742 And the mood is right. 284 00:39:23,545 --> 00:39:26,615 Listen, I have no time to behave like a stupid romantic. 285 00:39:28,005 --> 00:39:32,775 I could offer you a date and take you to an expensive restaurant 286 00:39:33,237 --> 00:39:35,294 present you gifts on every occasion 287 00:39:37,638 --> 00:39:42,042 meet your parents, make an impression of an intelligent boy on them 288 00:39:42,709 --> 00:39:46,089 and some time later, when they go away on a trip, 289 00:39:46,624 --> 00:39:48,493 you'll invite me home 290 00:39:48,881 --> 00:39:51,323 to fuck like normal people. 291 00:39:52,731 --> 00:39:55,662 Why should we waste so much time when we don't have any? 292 00:39:57,163 --> 00:39:58,741 Let's begin now. 293 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,998 What do you think about blow jobs? 294 00:40:04,538 --> 00:40:06,097 I like them. 295 00:40:34,406 --> 00:40:37,354 Mom, look! The father has come. 296 00:40:43,591 --> 00:40:46,605 Alisa! Why are you sitting on the rock? 297 00:40:47,478 --> 00:40:51,422 I've told you many times: you should wear your knickers! 298 00:40:52,999 --> 00:40:54,605 Do you hear me? 299 00:40:56,417 --> 00:40:57,853 Alisa! 300 00:40:59,731 --> 00:41:01,525 I'm calling you. 301 00:41:03,759 --> 00:41:04,670 Alisa 302 00:41:10,829 --> 00:41:12,266 Good morning, daughter! 303 00:41:31,642 --> 00:41:35,011 Life of an Adult Alisa is 18 years, 00 months, 00 days 304 00:41:36,579 --> 00:41:39,236 It's my first birthday in Moscow. 305 00:41:40,110 --> 00:41:42,945 On a day like this you always expect something special to happen. 306 00:41:49,154 --> 00:41:50,280 Ballet for everybody 307 00:42:24,101 --> 00:42:25,134 A different life 308 00:42:44,059 --> 00:42:46,716 Stretch out. Stand straight. 309 00:42:46,970 --> 00:42:49,589 One, two, three, four 310 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,916 Move your hands down. Keep your back straight. 311 00:43:07,987 --> 00:43:09,724 Jump 312 00:43:17,171 --> 00:43:19,228 Happy Birthday, Alisa! 313 00:43:37,382 --> 00:43:39,354 I don't like football. 314 00:43:39,474 --> 00:43:41,391 I like ballet more. 315 00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:46,596 But so it happened that on that day our team had lost the game again. 316 00:43:47,272 --> 00:43:49,140 I think, to Japan. 317 00:43:49,616 --> 00:43:50,734 Or maybe to China. 318 00:43:51,288 --> 00:43:52,527 I don't remember. 319 00:44:00,321 --> 00:44:04,378 Street disorder started when the team of Russia has lost one goal to the team of Japan 320 00:44:04,498 --> 00:44:07,936 Football fans attacked the policemen who were standing on the square 321 00:44:08,248 --> 00:44:12,333 Then they moved along Tverskaya street and Bolshaya Dmitrovka towards Tverskaya square. 322 00:44:12,812 --> 00:44:15,459 Along their way they kept breaking windows in houses and shops 323 00:44:15,579 --> 00:44:18,283 Police took no actions to stop them. 324 00:44:18,403 --> 00:44:22,518 Do you want to die? Move somewhere closer to the crowd. 325 00:44:28,271 --> 00:44:32,881 Hi mommy, it is me. Mom, I'm sorry I didn't call you earlier. 326 00:44:33,126 --> 00:44:35,523 I'm at my girlfriend's house, we're writing an essay. 327 00:44:35,786 --> 00:44:40,330 We need to finish it till tomorrow. So I'll stay here for the night, OK, mom? 328 00:44:42,011 --> 00:44:44,978 Don't worry. Yes, I've had the dinner. 329 00:44:45,574 --> 00:44:48,100 All right, mom, go to sleep, I'll call you tomorrow. 330 00:44:48,438 --> 00:44:49,837 Kiss you. Bye. 331 00:45:15,506 --> 00:45:17,187 Don't you want to say something? 332 00:45:18,070 --> 00:45:19,506 Come here. 333 00:45:25,619 --> 00:45:27,657 Come closer. 334 00:45:35,147 --> 00:45:36,630 Lean over. 335 00:45:40,570 --> 00:45:41,791 You drunk? 336 00:45:46,194 --> 00:45:47,594 Good girl. 337 00:45:48,805 --> 00:45:49,716 Passport. 338 00:45:51,997 --> 00:45:53,255 Give me your passport. 339 00:46:01,528 --> 00:46:04,608 You won't get any payment today. 340 00:46:05,622 --> 00:46:08,373 Next month you work out the price of the costume. 341 00:46:09,967 --> 00:46:12,962 Thank God, we have enough work. 342 00:46:14,521 --> 00:46:16,417 Your passport will stay here with me. 343 00:46:18,511 --> 00:46:20,934 If you want your passport back, bring me 1000 rubles. 344 00:46:21,892 --> 00:46:23,817 If not - goodbye. Is that clear? 345 00:46:27,732 --> 00:46:30,774 And don't you dare to say anything else! 346 00:46:31,515 --> 00:46:33,308 Ragged goat! 347 00:46:39,196 --> 00:46:40,670 Son of a bitch. Bastard. 348 00:46:40,790 --> 00:46:42,473 Rotten motherfucker. Stinking asshole. 349 00:46:45,589 --> 00:46:47,288 It's not fair, not fair! 350 00:46:47,598 --> 00:46:51,391 It was an unexpected action, it was even shown on TV! 351 00:46:51,782 --> 00:46:54,472 I was standing still, I didn't do anything! 352 00:46:54,824 --> 00:46:57,096 I don't even like football. 353 00:46:57,216 --> 00:47:00,354 Hey you, cell phone. Have you started smoking yet? 354 00:47:05,395 --> 00:47:07,545 I recognized your feet. 355 00:47:22,886 --> 00:47:24,327 Not feeling sleepy? 356 00:47:25,437 --> 00:47:26,704 Me too. 357 00:47:29,962 --> 00:47:32,375 Are you always so quiet? 358 00:47:35,003 --> 00:47:36,928 Do you want to have some fun? 359 00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:45,031 My doctor said that pregnant women should spend more time in places that smell good. 360 00:47:45,151 --> 00:47:47,842 It develops child's sense of smell. 361 00:47:53,701 --> 00:47:54,677 Catch it! 362 00:48:34,376 --> 00:48:36,038 - Son of a bitch. - Get out! 363 00:48:37,589 --> 00:48:39,589 Motherfucker! Purulent vampire! 364 00:48:41,138 --> 00:48:43,439 - Kiss my mother! - Get out fast! 365 00:48:43,636 --> 00:48:45,589 Get out yourself, shortie! 366 00:48:48,368 --> 00:48:50,581 poster: "Everyone is fond of you" 367 00:49:15,522 --> 00:49:17,371 Birthday girl! Come here! 368 00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:38,053 Have you brought me ice-cream, Alisa? 369 00:49:52,815 --> 00:49:56,017 Alisa, daughter. I congratulate you with attaining your majority. 370 00:49:58,233 --> 00:49:59,438 Like they say... 371 00:50:01,707 --> 00:50:02,975 Life is such a thing... 372 00:50:03,284 --> 00:50:06,430 Anyway, I wish you happiness and health. Everything else can be bought! 373 00:50:22,926 --> 00:50:25,339 For growth! 374 00:51:12,105 --> 00:51:14,170 Are you out of your mind? 375 00:51:44,515 --> 00:51:47,529 Love Alisa is 18 years, 00 months and 01 day 376 00:52:32,892 --> 00:52:34,666 I was not expecting him. 377 00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:38,591 He just came upon me in a most desperate moment. 378 00:52:41,077 --> 00:52:43,349 He's got a large forehead 379 00:52:44,232 --> 00:52:46,833 No, really. He's beautiful. 380 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:50,072 I wonder what's his name. 381 00:52:52,878 --> 00:52:54,456 Sasha. 382 00:52:56,137 --> 00:52:57,489 Alisa. 383 00:53:14,957 --> 00:53:16,478 Nice. 384 00:53:16,873 --> 00:53:19,305 To watch the world from inside the cell phone. 385 00:53:20,563 --> 00:53:22,347 Yes, it's nice. 386 00:53:24,064 --> 00:53:25,857 Sometimes I think 387 00:53:26,571 --> 00:53:29,360 that inside every cell phone there is a small man 388 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:34,207 Maybe in the next life I'll become such a small cell phone man 389 00:53:35,497 --> 00:53:37,497 Do you think we live multiple times? 390 00:53:39,882 --> 00:53:41,168 Of course. 391 00:53:41,835 --> 00:53:43,213 It sucks. 392 00:53:44,905 --> 00:53:46,717 Are they all flying above us? 393 00:53:48,149 --> 00:53:50,290 I can imagine how crowdy it's there. 394 00:53:52,140 --> 00:53:53,736 I hate crowds. 395 00:55:12,621 --> 00:55:14,884 Everything will be all right 396 00:55:44,259 --> 00:55:45,667 Who are you? 397 00:55:47,085 --> 00:55:48,343 Alisa. 398 00:55:49,630 --> 00:55:51,780 Yesterday we jumped into the river together. 399 00:55:52,691 --> 00:55:53,618 Where? 400 00:55:54,170 --> 00:55:55,898 Into the Moscow river. 401 00:55:56,611 --> 00:55:58,705 You jumped first, then I. 402 00:55:59,147 --> 00:56:00,161 Well done. 403 00:56:03,385 --> 00:56:04,934 Now go away. 404 00:56:06,305 --> 00:56:08,042 My clothes are still getting dry. 405 00:56:08,802 --> 00:56:10,765 And I need to go to work. 406 00:56:14,769 --> 00:56:16,450 I can clean in here in the meantime. 407 00:56:17,098 --> 00:56:18,375 Are you a cleaning lady? 408 00:56:20,816 --> 00:56:23,079 No. I'm a ballet dancer. 409 00:56:25,046 --> 00:56:26,671 OK, you can clean this place then. 410 00:56:28,586 --> 00:56:29,528 Er... 411 00:56:32,013 --> 00:56:33,475 I love you. 412 00:56:41,703 --> 00:56:43,356 - Where? - What? 413 00:56:44,051 --> 00:56:46,126 - Where is the fish? - I... 414 00:56:48,988 --> 00:56:50,697 - Did you touch my fish? - Yes. 415 00:56:52,039 --> 00:56:54,330 - Who do you think you are? - It's in the bathroom. 416 00:56:54,450 --> 00:56:56,859 Who gave you permission to touch my fish? 417 00:56:56,979 --> 00:56:58,746 Where the hell did you come from? 418 00:56:58,866 --> 00:57:00,999 How could you touch my fish? 419 00:57:01,323 --> 00:57:05,764 You put it in that glass, there was no space in it, and the water was muddy 420 00:57:05,884 --> 00:57:09,344 Would you agree to live like that yourself? No plants, no stones, no seaweed 421 00:57:11,967 --> 00:57:15,902 And the water was cold. Do you think you can just put it in the glass and that's enough? 422 00:57:16,446 --> 00:57:19,451 Water should be warm, and the light should come from above. 423 00:57:21,547 --> 00:57:25,134 No light for a long time can cause lead to a long-term stress. 424 00:57:25,254 --> 00:57:28,373 Great... So my fish has got a depression. 425 00:57:28,947 --> 00:57:32,027 Yes. It has feelings too, imagine that. 426 00:57:33,660 --> 00:57:36,618 Besides, it's afraid of reflective bottom surface 427 00:57:36,872 --> 00:57:38,055 What? 428 00:57:42,010 --> 00:57:43,850 You could at least put some sand in there. 429 00:58:03,275 --> 00:58:05,932 You will come twice a week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. 430 00:58:10,312 --> 00:58:11,918 Don't touch my fish. 431 00:58:13,937 --> 00:58:15,496 Do you have references? 432 00:58:16,697 --> 00:58:18,303 My grandma can recommend me. 433 00:58:19,458 --> 00:58:20,871 I don't need your grandma. 434 00:58:21,824 --> 00:58:23,228 You call yourself a cleaning lady! 435 00:58:25,157 --> 00:58:26,397 I'm a ballet dancer. 436 00:58:27,345 --> 00:58:28,660 Is that enough? 437 00:58:30,012 --> 00:58:31,683 Lock the door afterwards. 438 00:58:42,638 --> 00:58:44,318 Hurray! 439 00:59:02,101 --> 00:59:03,603 Hi mom! 440 00:59:04,317 --> 00:59:05,227 Yes? 441 00:59:05,481 --> 00:59:07,678 - It's me! - You dialed wrong number. 442 00:59:08,467 --> 00:59:10,749 I can't hear you. I'm hanging up. 443 00:59:21,097 --> 00:59:23,186 Alexander Viktorovich, there're clients for you. 444 00:59:44,743 --> 00:59:49,550 New York had been sold for 3 dollars, and it was an absolutely legal deal. 445 00:59:49,670 --> 00:59:54,696 Since 1980 our agency has sold over 1 million land plots on the Moon 446 00:59:54,816 --> 00:59:57,506 and more than 500,000 on Mars and Venus 447 00:59:57,626 --> 01:00:01,928 We have not had a single legal problem in 20 years 448 01:00:02,048 --> 01:00:05,691 Our customers are famous sportsmen, politicians, 449 01:00:05,811 --> 01:00:10,018 actors, as well as owners of the largest banks, casinos and restaurants. 450 01:00:12,211 --> 01:00:14,483 Gosha, let's buy one. And one for my mother. 451 01:00:14,784 --> 01:00:19,338 You've made the right choice. Today we can offer you plots on the visible side of the Moon 452 01:00:19,458 --> 01:00:21,760 near the Sea of Rains 453 01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:24,469 It's a beautiful place, you can see the crater of Archimedes from there 454 01:00:24,589 --> 01:00:28,009 Your plot will be right between Ronald Reagan's and Michael Tyson's. 455 01:00:28,394 --> 01:00:30,366 I don't want to be near Tyson. 456 01:00:31,154 --> 01:00:32,929 Do you expect to live there? 457 01:00:34,587 --> 01:00:36,925 We have other good plots near Prince of Monaco's. 458 01:00:37,601 --> 01:00:38,971 Who is Monaco? 459 01:00:40,045 --> 01:00:43,988 Russel Crowe is not our customer yet, but I think it's a matter of time. 460 01:00:44,108 --> 01:00:46,148 For now I can offer you these options. 461 01:00:46,349 --> 01:00:49,392 A good place near the plot of Krasnodar area's governor 462 01:00:49,512 --> 01:00:54,321 Note that you'll be not only the owner of the land, but also the owner of all minerals 463 01:01:08,116 --> 01:01:10,192 I said you look like shit. 464 01:01:12,323 --> 01:01:14,192 Your mug is too pale. 465 01:01:14,530 --> 01:01:16,220 - You'll probably die soon. - What? 466 01:01:18,754 --> 01:01:20,453 Now you talk like that! 467 01:01:20,782 --> 01:01:22,519 I said you look bad. 468 01:01:23,111 --> 01:01:25,054 And there's not enough spirituality on your face. 469 01:01:25,956 --> 01:01:27,111 What? 470 01:01:27,956 --> 01:01:29,298 Have you brought money? 471 01:01:29,682 --> 01:01:31,015 Give me back my passport. 472 01:01:31,241 --> 01:01:32,677 Give me back my money. 473 01:01:33,363 --> 01:01:34,546 Give me my passport. 474 01:01:35,353 --> 01:01:36,865 Give me my money! 475 01:01:38,583 --> 01:01:40,020 Choke with them. 476 01:02:14,721 --> 01:02:16,073 Hi. 477 01:02:16,759 --> 01:02:19,200 I am the moon girl. 478 01:02:19,397 --> 01:02:21,444 Hi! I am the moon girl! 479 01:02:21,564 --> 01:02:23,497 Hi! I am the moon girl. 480 01:02:23,985 --> 01:02:26,906 Hi. I am the moon girl. 481 01:02:28,455 --> 01:02:30,615 Yeah, I'm watching it now. 482 01:02:30,735 --> 01:02:32,870 Do you think they look like moon girls? 483 01:02:33,903 --> 01:02:37,217 I don't know where, Kostya. I don't know. 484 01:02:37,723 --> 01:02:40,465 I don't need many, I need one. 485 01:02:40,585 --> 01:02:42,681 A single moon girl. 486 01:02:43,817 --> 01:02:45,958 OK, let's try children. 487 01:02:54,666 --> 01:02:56,188 poster: "It's good to be home." 488 01:03:32,889 --> 01:03:34,105 Cow. 489 01:04:18,659 --> 01:04:23,448 Mermaid Alisa is 18 years, 2 months and 13 days 490 01:04:47,126 --> 01:04:49,321 poster: "A different life. How to change yourself in 4 weeks" 491 01:07:28,569 --> 01:07:30,541 One, two... 492 01:07:31,818 --> 01:07:34,353 three, four... 493 01:08:10,515 --> 01:08:13,116 And when I saw you the first time, 494 01:08:13,492 --> 01:08:16,065 I knew immediately that we'll be together. 495 01:08:18,074 --> 01:08:20,487 You were so pitiful, so wet. 496 01:08:29,362 --> 01:08:34,131 I wonder... What did you think when you saw me the first time? 497 01:09:15,006 --> 01:09:16,306 Who are you? 498 01:09:17,738 --> 01:09:18,912 Alisa. 499 01:09:20,439 --> 01:09:21,781 What happened to your hair? 500 01:09:22,429 --> 01:09:23,847 It's just paint. 501 01:09:25,894 --> 01:09:27,256 Do you need money? 502 01:09:27,950 --> 01:09:29,134 No, not from you. 503 01:09:29,515 --> 01:09:30,867 Why? 504 01:09:32,501 --> 01:09:34,491 It's not hard for me to work for you. 505 01:09:36,219 --> 01:09:39,543 Either you work for money... or you're not here. Understood? 506 01:09:39,974 --> 01:09:41,166 OK. 507 01:09:45,082 --> 01:09:46,716 Actually I'm a ballet dancer. 508 01:09:47,523 --> 01:09:49,063 I think you're a fool. 509 01:09:56,060 --> 01:09:57,590 I'm sick of the red. 510 01:09:57,797 --> 01:10:00,360 You just walk with me and move the cart. 511 01:10:01,933 --> 01:10:03,407 You behave like a bitch. 512 01:10:03,527 --> 01:10:05,567 Nothing else is possible with you. 513 01:10:06,430 --> 01:10:08,355 Do you need me just for humiliation? 514 01:10:08,475 --> 01:10:10,440 Who told you I need you at all? 515 01:10:12,165 --> 01:10:14,146 In bed you talk differently 516 01:10:14,266 --> 01:10:15,574 In bed, sure. 517 01:10:22,202 --> 01:10:24,653 - What the heck, I want beer. - It has too many calories 518 01:10:26,963 --> 01:10:29,000 Only the red, if you still haven't got it. 519 01:10:31,320 --> 01:10:32,447 I'm sick of you. 520 01:10:40,456 --> 01:10:41,395 Mom! 521 01:10:49,737 --> 01:10:51,305 Have you washed the car? 522 01:10:51,549 --> 01:10:54,443 I washed it yesterday. Do I have to wash it every day? 523 01:10:55,072 --> 01:10:58,621 You remind me my last mother-in-law. He was just as hysterical. 524 01:10:59,513 --> 01:11:01,738 - Why have you come? - For no particular reason. 525 01:11:03,472 --> 01:11:05,219 Mom, I think I'm in love. 526 01:11:07,172 --> 01:11:08,449 It's bad. 527 01:11:08,569 --> 01:11:10,158 - Does he love you? - Yes. 528 01:11:40,803 --> 01:11:44,239 Rita Alisa is 18 years, 2 months and 20 days 529 01:12:49,415 --> 01:12:51,452 I watch the news all the time. 530 01:12:52,175 --> 01:12:54,232 I like to keep myself informed. 531 01:12:55,856 --> 01:12:57,152 Me too. 532 01:13:09,352 --> 01:13:11,192 What games did you play when you were a child? 533 01:13:11,577 --> 01:13:13,606 I sang in a choir 534 01:13:14,911 --> 01:13:16,620 And we played in Difficult Cities 535 01:13:20,585 --> 01:13:21,928 How is that? 536 01:13:22,257 --> 01:13:26,059 It's when the cities have difficult names that no one can remember. 537 01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:28,069 And you know them. 538 01:13:28,189 --> 01:13:30,238 For example, do you know the capital of Brunei? 539 01:13:30,807 --> 01:13:32,150 No. 540 01:13:33,145 --> 01:13:35,201 Bandar Seri Begawan 541 01:13:37,784 --> 01:13:40,394 - Where is that? - In Malaysia 542 01:13:41,542 --> 01:13:44,312 Or Guangzhou, or Guayaquil 543 01:13:45,119 --> 01:13:46,894 It's somewhere in Ecuador 544 01:13:49,307 --> 01:13:50,556 Nice. 545 01:13:52,443 --> 01:13:55,476 Why are you so green? It's not in fashion anymore. 546 01:13:57,485 --> 01:14:00,105 I wanted one man to like me. 547 01:14:00,556 --> 01:14:02,340 Have you succeeded? 548 01:14:05,613 --> 01:14:08,711 You should charm him. Everybody does that today. 549 01:14:09,547 --> 01:14:12,552 - How is that? - Very simple. Want to learn? 550 01:14:14,659 --> 01:14:19,044 Take a cigarette, write your lover's name on it, 551 01:14:19,561 --> 01:14:23,176 smoke it, and that's all. He's yours. 552 01:14:26,435 --> 01:14:29,590 Let's do it together. I need it too. 553 01:14:30,566 --> 01:14:33,139 - Right now? - Why wait? 554 01:14:34,564 --> 01:14:36,790 - Rita. - Alisa. 555 01:14:46,418 --> 01:14:47,441 Sasha 556 01:14:53,197 --> 01:14:54,474 Alexander 557 01:14:57,072 --> 01:14:58,405 You ready? 558 01:15:05,749 --> 01:15:07,336 Oh, I can't. 559 01:15:07,599 --> 01:15:11,796 Who can then? One cigarettes shortens life by 15 minutes. 560 01:15:12,153 --> 01:15:14,012 - My life? - Whose else? 561 01:15:14,132 --> 01:15:16,014 Then it's OK. 562 01:15:34,064 --> 01:15:37,038 Wish Alisa is 18 years, 2 months and 21 days 563 01:16:02,939 --> 01:16:04,498 Hey, ballet dancer. 564 01:16:05,305 --> 01:16:06,356 Alisa. 565 01:16:07,005 --> 01:16:08,366 What are you doing today? 566 01:16:12,422 --> 01:16:15,192 - As usual. - Let's go drink some coffee. 567 01:16:21,929 --> 01:16:23,356 So suddenly? 568 01:16:29,186 --> 01:16:31,993 I watch the news all the time. I like to keep myself informed. 569 01:16:34,932 --> 01:16:36,463 Doesn't smell at all. 570 01:16:38,747 --> 01:16:44,212 Have you noticed that when people stumble or fall down, their faces become very childish? 571 01:16:50,803 --> 01:16:53,225 Maybe it's because they stop lying. 572 01:16:59,900 --> 01:17:01,975 What games did you play when you were a child? 573 01:17:03,618 --> 01:17:05,158 I played in execution. 574 01:17:05,564 --> 01:17:09,404 And we played in a game called "make a dead man laugh". 575 01:17:10,343 --> 01:17:11,470 What is that? 576 01:17:11,590 --> 01:17:14,127 It's very simple. 577 01:17:15,222 --> 01:17:18,865 One person pretends to be dead, and the other one must make him laugh. 578 01:17:21,119 --> 01:17:23,260 - Let's go. - Where? 579 01:17:32,017 --> 01:17:33,942 Go on 580 01:17:34,308 --> 01:17:36,205 Smile 581 01:17:37,095 --> 01:17:38,344 Kolya 582 01:17:38,569 --> 01:17:41,076 Do you hear me? It's an advertisement 583 01:17:41,196 --> 01:17:43,442 You must smile 584 01:17:43,562 --> 01:17:46,606 If you don't smile, they won't shoot 585 01:17:46,726 --> 01:17:48,090 He'll do everything. 586 01:17:48,210 --> 01:17:51,020 Nickolay, remember the ad of cheese! 587 01:17:51,140 --> 01:17:54,597 Take my boy, he'll do everything right. 588 01:17:55,226 --> 01:17:56,691 Your boy is too big. 589 01:17:56,811 --> 01:17:58,560 - We have an agreement. - We have it too. 590 01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:00,860 - We work in the ad agency. - We also work there. 591 01:18:00,980 --> 01:18:03,311 Our ads are on 5 TV channels 592 01:18:03,431 --> 01:18:05,661 - I never saw them. - That's a shame. 593 01:18:05,886 --> 01:18:08,839 - Smile. Look at his teeth. - Your boy is too big. 594 01:18:08,959 --> 01:18:12,292 Let's show Kolya how to smile. 595 01:18:14,037 --> 01:18:15,990 I need to go to the toilet. 596 01:18:17,023 --> 01:18:19,239 Kolya, please, smile. 597 01:18:21,577 --> 01:18:24,702 - Look at his teeth. - Don't push your boy here, he's too big. 598 01:18:24,822 --> 01:18:26,862 - It's not a problem, he'll sit down. - And mine will smile. 599 01:18:26,982 --> 01:18:29,613 - We are waiting 3 hours for him to smile. - He'll smile now. 600 01:18:30,336 --> 01:18:34,792 Alexander, I think it's not possible to shoot children in this country. 601 01:18:45,900 --> 01:18:48,051 - Hi. - Hi. 602 01:18:49,346 --> 01:18:51,403 Why don't you want to smile? 603 01:18:52,004 --> 01:18:53,281 I can't. 604 01:18:53,750 --> 01:18:54,971 Why? 605 01:18:55,091 --> 01:18:56,584 I miss a tooth. 606 01:19:05,741 --> 01:19:08,388 Alexander! Look at this! 607 01:19:22,787 --> 01:19:24,816 She looks like a moon girl. 608 01:19:25,861 --> 01:19:29,091 Maybe we need to paint everyone green? No, better not. 609 01:19:30,256 --> 01:19:32,603 Volodya, turn the light. 610 01:19:54,597 --> 01:19:56,316 You are lucky. 611 01:19:57,588 --> 01:19:59,391 We should celebrate this. 612 01:20:03,522 --> 01:20:08,639 First date Alisa is 18 years, 2 months and 21 days 613 01:20:20,521 --> 01:20:23,104 So it's all being sold? 614 01:20:23,949 --> 01:20:26,221 No, just the visible side. 615 01:20:30,455 --> 01:20:34,934 But I don't understand. How can you sell something that you don't own? 616 01:20:35,357 --> 01:20:39,713 - How can anyone own the Moon? - No one owns the Earth either. 617 01:20:40,016 --> 01:20:42,101 But plots are being sold. 618 01:20:42,683 --> 01:20:47,528 If no one owns something, then anyone can take it. 619 01:20:48,150 --> 01:20:50,366 This is a big city, my dear. 620 01:20:50,486 --> 01:20:54,546 People survive here according to their own talents and abilities 621 01:20:54,959 --> 01:20:59,823 It's not important what you sell, socks, pants, or the Moon, you just need to sell. 622 01:21:02,225 --> 01:21:04,958 Why would anyone want a plot on the Moon? 623 01:21:05,596 --> 01:21:07,690 To have a place to run away to. 624 01:21:09,145 --> 01:21:11,352 Do you have your own plot on the Moon? 625 01:21:11,472 --> 01:21:14,500 I don't need to run away, it's bad enough here. 626 01:21:15,505 --> 01:21:18,425 - Why? - Do you like it here? 627 01:21:21,323 --> 01:21:23,830 I don't know, I haven't tried everything yet. 628 01:21:24,318 --> 01:21:26,403 For example I never tried pineapples. 629 01:21:29,802 --> 01:21:31,088 You're kidding. 630 01:21:31,971 --> 01:21:35,332 Only from cans. Isn't it a shame? 631 01:21:37,586 --> 01:21:39,219 That doesn't count. 632 01:21:40,837 --> 01:21:42,856 I know. And besides, 633 01:21:44,086 --> 01:21:46,076 I studied in a school for idiots 634 01:21:46,283 --> 01:21:48,236 and I never danced in a ballet 635 01:21:48,356 --> 01:21:50,978 and never ate pineapples. I'm nobody! 636 01:21:51,569 --> 01:21:52,856 Nobody. 637 01:21:56,217 --> 01:21:57,804 banner: "After all we're together" 638 01:22:05,303 --> 01:22:07,350 banner: "Everything is in your hands" 639 01:22:14,262 --> 01:22:15,699 Do you have pineapples? 640 01:22:16,957 --> 01:22:18,206 We're sold out. 641 01:22:25,778 --> 01:22:27,430 Do you have pineapples? 642 01:22:27,637 --> 01:22:29,064 Only in cans. 643 01:22:49,678 --> 01:22:52,016 Fruits, vegetables 644 01:23:05,298 --> 01:23:06,894 Maybe we shouldn?t? 645 01:23:35,442 --> 01:23:37,208 What dead man? 646 01:23:37,762 --> 01:23:40,024 You told me about a dead man... 647 01:23:40,372 --> 01:23:42,287 when one should make him laugh. 648 01:23:42,532 --> 01:23:45,236 It's a game... to make a dead man laugh. 649 01:23:49,548 --> 01:23:50,957 Want to play? 650 01:23:53,210 --> 01:23:54,403 Lie down. 651 01:23:56,651 --> 01:23:58,697 You should lie still like you're dead. 652 01:23:59,289 --> 01:24:02,247 If you laugh, you lose. 653 01:24:07,143 --> 01:24:09,068 - It doesn't count. - OK. 654 01:24:12,185 --> 01:24:13,537 - I'm dead. - You sure? 655 01:24:13,657 --> 01:24:15,678 Don't ask me, I told you I'm dead. 656 01:24:18,325 --> 01:24:19,714 OK, last try. 657 01:24:37,690 --> 01:24:39,972 You lost, it's my turn now. 658 01:26:26,411 --> 01:26:27,848 Hold on, my girl. 659 01:26:31,679 --> 01:26:35,125 I'm holding on 30 minutes already. Maybe that's enough? 660 01:26:36,901 --> 01:26:38,385 You give up? 661 01:26:40,206 --> 01:26:41,390 What a bitch! 662 01:26:42,582 --> 01:26:44,169 Stop the car. 663 01:27:25,563 --> 01:27:27,357 My heart is aching. 664 01:27:28,600 --> 01:27:30,046 If a heart is aching, 665 01:27:30,947 --> 01:27:33,219 it means a meteorite is approaching the Earth. 666 01:27:34,374 --> 01:27:35,520 It's an omen. 667 01:27:44,414 --> 01:27:45,973 This hat suits you. 668 01:27:49,950 --> 01:27:51,293 It's father's. 669 01:27:52,326 --> 01:27:53,988 Won't he look for it? 670 01:27:54,908 --> 01:27:56,748 No. He died. 671 01:27:58,579 --> 01:27:59,950 Do you miss him? 672 01:28:02,518 --> 01:28:05,532 No... I have you now. 673 01:28:09,886 --> 01:28:11,125 Do you want 674 01:28:11,245 --> 01:28:13,679 I can make a wish and everything will be good for you 675 01:28:15,144 --> 01:28:16,496 How is that? 676 01:28:19,491 --> 01:28:21,041 I can make a wish 677 01:28:21,161 --> 01:28:24,082 and everything will be all right. I can do it. 678 01:29:27,238 --> 01:29:28,956 I hate that bitch. 679 01:29:36,990 --> 01:29:39,675 Someday I'll make him eat this fish. 680 01:29:41,694 --> 01:29:43,084 Imagine that! 681 01:29:44,522 --> 01:29:47,179 I'm jealous of a man over a fish. 682 01:29:49,555 --> 01:29:51,705 And he doesn't need anyone except of it. 683 01:29:52,682 --> 01:29:54,954 I am just an empty space for him. 684 01:29:56,692 --> 01:29:58,185 I hate it. 685 01:29:59,857 --> 01:30:03,941 He can sit here and stare at it... the whole evening. 686 01:30:05,343 --> 01:30:07,202 And don't you dare to say something to him. 687 01:30:08,911 --> 01:30:12,874 We're dating for over a year, yet he's not offering me to move to his flat. 688 01:30:14,066 --> 01:30:15,944 He says he needs time. 689 01:30:16,404 --> 01:30:18,855 I can grow old while he makes up his mind. 690 01:30:20,113 --> 01:30:22,442 By the way, do you know how to fry potatoes? 691 01:30:24,226 --> 01:30:27,259 - Why? - His favorite food is fried potatoes. 692 01:30:28,155 --> 01:30:30,136 His mother cooked it for him when he was a child. 693 01:30:30,765 --> 01:30:32,230 So I said... 694 01:30:33,592 --> 01:30:37,479 since we're serious... I said that I can make fucking great fried potatoes. 695 01:30:38,148 --> 01:30:40,260 - So make it. - I can't. 696 01:30:42,899 --> 01:30:44,118 Understand? 697 01:30:46,645 --> 01:30:47,988 One could kill like that. 698 01:31:03,776 --> 01:31:06,377 What about your cigarette? Did it work? 699 01:31:07,241 --> 01:31:09,673 - Yes. - Mine worked too. 700 01:31:17,918 --> 01:31:19,725 - Where are you going? - To work. 701 01:31:25,350 --> 01:31:27,772 Rita! What are you doing here? 702 01:32:42,279 --> 01:32:43,678 Traitor! 703 01:32:45,580 --> 01:32:46,978 I wish you would die. 704 01:32:50,594 --> 01:32:53,833 Asshole, cocksucker, retarded bastard, wanker, shitass, turd... 705 01:32:54,499 --> 01:32:58,189 - Stop screaming, shabby stump - Look at yourself, you stupid nitwit 706 01:32:58,309 --> 01:33:02,368 - I'll call the cops - I'll call the cops myself, you scum 707 01:33:02,488 --> 01:33:05,055 - Don't touch the banner! It's my girl! - Shut up, filthy tramp! 708 01:33:05,175 --> 01:33:08,708 - Get down from there, I said! - She's not a tramp, you're a tramp! 709 01:33:08,828 --> 01:33:11,449 - Go walk somewhere! - You go walk somewhere, you motherfucker! 710 01:33:11,925 --> 01:33:13,061 Traitors 711 01:33:14,089 --> 01:33:18,869 I wish you would die, you traitors! All of you are the same! 712 01:33:23,595 --> 01:33:26,018 I can grant wishes. 713 01:33:30,647 --> 01:33:32,938 Do you want me to grant you a wish? 714 01:33:34,957 --> 01:33:36,440 I can do that. 715 01:33:37,051 --> 01:33:38,797 Tell me your what do you want. 716 01:33:39,670 --> 01:33:41,008 A beer. 717 01:33:41,482 --> 01:33:43,116 No, something serious? 718 01:33:44,531 --> 01:33:45,780 Whiskey. 719 01:33:46,381 --> 01:33:49,282 Chivas. 30 years old. 720 01:33:57,982 --> 01:34:01,991 Once I was meeting a diplomat... he loved me so much. 721 01:34:02,379 --> 01:34:06,153 He loved me to death. He took me to restaurants... 722 01:34:09,301 --> 01:34:12,615 I ate caviar there... black caviar. 723 01:34:14,643 --> 01:34:16,568 and washed it down with whiskey. 724 01:34:16,944 --> 01:34:18,305 Yummy... 725 01:34:28,582 --> 01:34:29,408 Moscow 726 01:34:47,389 --> 01:34:49,041 poster: "Live magnificently!" 727 01:34:50,835 --> 01:34:52,356 Don't postpone till tomorrow 728 01:35:00,081 --> 01:35:01,508 Get yourself a pair 729 01:35:17,723 --> 01:35:18,690 A beer. 730 01:35:19,582 --> 01:35:20,860 No, vodka. 731 01:35:23,608 --> 01:35:25,308 And two packs of condoms. 732 01:35:25,702 --> 01:35:27,120 Is that all? 733 01:35:30,209 --> 01:35:31,890 poster: It's so easy 734 01:35:32,010 --> 01:35:33,533 And one chupa-chups. 735 01:35:34,827 --> 01:35:36,377 Why chupa-chups? 736 01:35:39,128 --> 01:35:40,508 For pleasure. 737 01:35:43,607 --> 01:35:46,157 The lucky one. Is that you? 738 01:35:47,021 --> 01:35:48,711 I'm not lucky. 739 01:35:51,913 --> 01:35:53,913 I thought you don't talk. 740 01:35:55,129 --> 01:35:57,340 - Why are you so green? - It's dye. 741 01:36:00,035 --> 01:36:02,241 - Want some tea? - I haven't come here for tea. 742 01:36:09,694 --> 01:36:11,356 What is that? 743 01:36:15,873 --> 01:36:17,394 No, stop... 744 01:36:18,126 --> 01:36:19,986 I can't like that. 745 01:36:20,812 --> 01:36:22,549 Are you nuts? 746 01:36:23,357 --> 01:36:24,840 What are you doing? 747 01:36:49,790 --> 01:36:51,076 Don't cry. 748 01:37:37,954 --> 01:37:42,659 Everything will be all right Alisa is 18 years, 2 months, 22 days 749 01:38:06,921 --> 01:38:09,587 Look. A plane flies like a bird 750 01:39:05,750 --> 01:39:07,591 I'm not talking with you. 751 01:39:10,943 --> 01:39:14,013 No, I just want to know... Who is that girl in strange costumes? 752 01:39:14,133 --> 01:39:16,745 She comes to your flat, opens your door with her own keys 753 01:39:16,865 --> 01:39:19,956 she comes to your bedroom... Do you think it's normal? 754 01:39:20,076 --> 01:39:24,154 - Let's not start... - I need an explanation. 755 01:39:24,922 --> 01:39:27,044 I already said I don't know who is that. 756 01:39:28,246 --> 01:39:30,387 - You want me to leave. - No. 757 01:39:31,251 --> 01:39:33,899 - You don't even notice how you hurt me. - I don't hurt you. 758 01:39:34,314 --> 01:39:38,361 What about yesterday? I called you, and you said "I'm busy, I'll call back" 759 01:39:38,727 --> 01:39:40,464 I called you back, you didn't pick up the phone. 760 01:39:40,794 --> 01:39:42,747 Yes, because I wasn't talking with you after that. 761 01:39:42,867 --> 01:39:44,812 If you don't want to talk with me, then I don't want to talk with you. 762 01:39:44,932 --> 01:39:46,625 - I want. - Then talk with me! 763 01:39:46,745 --> 01:39:48,963 - You never talk with me! - I talk with you. 764 01:39:49,188 --> 01:39:52,245 What do you think I'm doing now? I'm standing here and talking with you. 765 01:39:54,155 --> 01:39:55,676 That's the end, I'm leaving. 766 01:40:01,000 --> 01:40:02,380 Don't spoil my mood. 767 01:40:16,213 --> 01:40:18,109 Hello, Rita, this is Alisa. Give me Sasha. 768 01:40:18,494 --> 01:40:20,673 What means "give me"? Come and get him. 769 01:40:20,883 --> 01:40:23,954 He's not "Sasha" for you. He's Alexander Viktorovich. 770 01:40:24,282 --> 01:40:26,959 You're a maid. You should call him by full name. 771 01:40:28,280 --> 01:40:31,003 He's not here. He left to the airport. 772 01:40:31,482 --> 01:40:33,453 To fucking Volgograd. 773 01:40:33,979 --> 01:40:35,791 To his next whore. 774 01:40:38,064 --> 01:40:39,695 Airport... 775 01:40:59,378 --> 01:41:01,378 Hello. Sasha? It's Alisa. 776 01:41:01,838 --> 01:41:03,331 Hi, ballet dancer. 777 01:41:03,753 --> 01:41:05,932 Yeah, it's me. How are you? 778 01:41:06,936 --> 01:41:09,024 Bad. A lot of problems this morning. 779 01:41:09,267 --> 01:41:11,549 - I'm flying away. - Flying away? 780 01:41:12,122 --> 01:41:15,718 Yes, I'm leaving for 3 days. I left money for you on the table. 781 01:41:16,172 --> 01:41:18,810 Money... Yeah, thanks. Is it possible for you not to go? 782 01:41:19,038 --> 01:41:22,102 - Why shouldn't I go? - Because that's how it should be. 783 01:41:22,309 --> 01:41:24,947 It's very important. Can you stay? 784 01:41:25,210 --> 01:41:28,590 - Why? - Well, just not go, and that's all. 785 01:41:28,835 --> 01:41:32,590 Alisa, the contract that I'm going to sign is very important 786 01:41:32,710 --> 01:41:35,475 so there should be some very serious reason for me not to go. 787 01:41:35,595 --> 01:41:38,564 - There are such reasons. - What reasons? 788 01:41:47,642 --> 01:41:49,830 My grandma died. 789 01:41:51,379 --> 01:41:53,257 What? 790 01:41:54,243 --> 01:41:56,158 Please accept my condolences. 791 01:41:57,201 --> 01:42:00,515 But... sorry, I've got a call on another line. 792 01:42:18,689 --> 01:42:20,248 Yes, Alisa? 793 01:42:21,469 --> 01:42:24,793 Grandmas, they always die sooner or later... 794 01:42:26,361 --> 01:42:30,577 - I don't know how to condole. - No, you don't understand! 795 01:42:30,981 --> 01:42:35,601 Grandma died, and I'm sitting here alone with her corpse. 796 01:42:35,945 --> 01:42:39,522 I am afraid. You must come here. 797 01:42:39,738 --> 01:42:45,278 Alisa! What can I do? Call your relatives, call an ambulance... 798 01:42:45,398 --> 01:42:48,507 I can't come to you now, I have a plane in 1 hour. 799 01:42:49,051 --> 01:42:51,906 - Where are you with that corpse? - In your house. 800 01:42:52,026 --> 01:42:53,718 Holy fuck. 801 01:42:57,971 --> 01:43:01,446 Today is my day, Tuesday, so I came to your house to clean, and then my grandma came 802 01:43:01,566 --> 01:43:04,610 because we were going to go to ballet studio together, and she was sitting on a chair 803 01:43:04,730 --> 01:43:08,583 and was waiting for me to finish, and then she felt sick, fell down, and died. 804 01:43:08,703 --> 01:43:12,846 That is why you cannot fly, you must come home, it's very important. 805 01:43:12,966 --> 01:43:14,724 Honestly. 806 01:43:19,540 --> 01:43:21,004 Shit. 807 01:43:23,643 --> 01:43:25,220 Yes, that's what I said too. 808 01:43:39,326 --> 01:43:42,265 - Red laptop is vulgar. - And red car isn't? 809 01:43:42,385 --> 01:43:45,120 - You did like it. - Red car is normal. 810 01:43:45,354 --> 01:43:47,927 Why couldn't you at least once choose something of normal color? 811 01:43:48,193 --> 01:43:52,691 Because I like this one. And shut up, I'm sick of you already. 812 01:43:53,169 --> 01:43:56,371 - Fasten your belt and close your door. - Fuck off, my door is closed. 813 01:43:56,491 --> 01:43:58,675 The light is on, meaning your door is not closed. 814 01:43:58,795 --> 01:44:01,407 - Then get out and close it yourself. - If you fall out it won't be my fault. 815 01:44:01,527 --> 01:44:04,468 - You always blame others. - Shut up, boy. 816 01:44:04,712 --> 01:44:07,219 - Shut up yourself, and look on the road. - Fuck off 817 01:44:32,300 --> 01:44:35,183 Now we return again to the most important news of the last hour. 818 01:44:35,303 --> 01:44:38,969 Two planes crashed into one another at 11:30 Moscow time. 819 01:44:39,467 --> 01:44:44,115 The first plane was flying from Moscow to Volgograd, there were 43 people on board, 820 01:44:44,235 --> 01:44:47,044 35 passengers and 8 crew members. 821 01:44:47,332 --> 01:44:50,712 On the second plane, which was flying from Sochi to Moscow, 822 01:44:50,832 --> 01:44:55,266 there were 46 people: 38 passengers and 8 crew members. 823 01:44:55,494 --> 01:44:59,954 Overall about 90 persons died, there are no survivors. 824 01:45:12,519 --> 01:45:14,143 Yours? 825 01:45:16,385 --> 01:45:18,103 Mine. 826 01:45:21,511 --> 01:45:23,539 My daughter. 827 01:45:26,922 --> 01:45:28,819 Looks just like you. 828 01:45:41,979 --> 01:45:45,744 Just imagine that... You wouldn't be here now... 829 01:45:49,475 --> 01:45:52,001 - We would be watching you on TV - Stop that already. 830 01:45:52,593 --> 01:45:54,227 It's just a chance. 831 01:45:55,128 --> 01:45:56,790 It's fucking fate. 832 01:45:57,845 --> 01:45:59,582 What day of week is today? 833 01:46:00,484 --> 01:46:03,329 - Saturday. - And she said Tuesday... 834 01:46:04,249 --> 01:46:05,413 Who? 835 01:46:05,922 --> 01:46:10,392 A girl who cleans my house called, said today is her day, Tuesday, and she... 836 01:46:11,922 --> 01:46:15,537 her grandma died, she's sitting with a corpse. I came there and found no corpse and no grandma. 837 01:46:15,829 --> 01:46:18,365 Wait... What grandma? 838 01:46:20,158 --> 01:46:23,557 - A girl who cleans my flat called me - What girl? 839 01:46:23,914 --> 01:46:26,650 - Is she from the agency? - No, she's from the sea. 840 01:46:27,560 --> 01:46:30,377 What? You just take some strangers from the street? 841 01:46:30,894 --> 01:46:33,288 Have you at least checked her passport? 842 01:46:33,673 --> 01:46:36,293 - Address? Telephone? - No... 843 01:46:36,413 --> 01:46:39,162 If something happens, where will you look for her? 844 01:46:41,800 --> 01:46:45,209 Why should I look for her? On Tuesdays and Fridays she comes herself. 845 01:46:46,949 --> 01:46:48,705 She'll rob you, then you'll know. 846 01:47:21,694 --> 01:47:23,525 poster: "Follow your star" 847 01:47:24,492 --> 01:47:26,107 poster: "Better is possible!" 848 01:48:07,446 --> 01:48:09,428 poster: "Future depends on you" 849 01:48:09,878 --> 01:48:11,409 poster: "You are special" 850 01:49:13,599 --> 01:49:16,176 Such things often happen in megapolises. 851 01:49:16,604 --> 01:49:19,731 In Moscow 2000 people die on the streets every year. 852 01:49:21,167 --> 01:49:22,525 It's normal. 853 01:49:22,820 --> 01:49:24,238 It's just fate... 854 01:49:24,793 --> 01:49:26,324 No, really. 855 01:49:26,859 --> 01:49:29,676 It often happens... in megapolises. 856 01:49:41,445 --> 01:49:42,591 Sasha! 857 01:49:44,055 --> 01:49:45,689 Are you looking for someone? 858 01:49:48,060 --> 01:49:49,102 Yes... 859 01:49:51,929 --> 01:49:53,112 For whom? 860 01:49:57,644 --> 01:49:58,846 For you... 861 01:50:04,809 --> 01:50:06,320 I've been looking for you. 862 01:50:07,354 --> 01:50:09,852 I was worried. I was looking for you. 863 01:50:11,805 --> 01:50:13,486 You could have called me. 864 01:50:13,606 --> 01:50:16,368 I go home, turn on TV, and there's this news. 865 01:51:02,103 --> 01:51:04,891 poster: "The Moon for everybody"