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What do you guys want to eat?

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Ricky and I are going to play some video
games. But I don't want you playing

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anything violent.

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No, it's a good game. It's about men
protecting women.

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It's called Big Pimpy 2005.

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No! I don't want your kids playing that
game.

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Play the one where the frog drives
across the street.

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Thank you.

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I've got to protect my high score on Big
Pimpy, yo!

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One more level and I get a walking stick
with a fuzzy hat yo Jasmine get in the

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car

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Okay, Carmen.

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I'll get it.

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Take a picture. It'll last longer. Watch
that circular.

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George,

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I thought we were watching Ricky because
Ernie had a date tonight.

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It's probably over by now.

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standing on a sink trying to figure out
a way to squeeze through the window.

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Come on, Angie, you think she's skinny?

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Isn't that Ricky's mom?

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Man, don't tell me Ernie's dating Tammy.

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Angie, she's a mess.

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Maybe it's not a date.

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Ernie is Ricky's foster dad. Maybe she's
getting her act together so she can get

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custody back.

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I think she just took custody of Ernie's
tongue. Watch it.

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What the hell is he doing with that
alcoholic shoplifting?

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I hate her.

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Hey, George.

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Hey. Hey, Tammy.

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Angie, look, it's Tammy. Yeah.

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And Ernie.

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Hey, George, Angie, what are you guys
doing here?

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Max and Ricky wanted to get a bite to
eat.

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What are you guys doing? We're on a
date.

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You know, honey, this might be a good
time to tell Ricky that we're seeing

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other. Well, the boys are in back.

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Walk slow so you can tell me why this
happened.

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I mean, how?

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You didn't tell me you were dating
Ricky's mom.

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Well, it's only been a few weeks. And I
was afraid that you wouldn't approve.

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But George, is she straightening herself
out? Yeah, she's been real good to

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Ricky. She's an AA. She's living clean.

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And then there's the sex.

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You're already having sex?

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Yeah.

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I'm not blowing my...

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worst she's ever had.

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George, you have to see the bracelet
Ernie bought for Tammy.

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Yo, Big Daddy, you ain't got the cheddar
to be dropping that kind of bling on

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your skis.

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You're done playing that pimp game.

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If she wasn't my top earner. What?

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I love you. I respect you. Let's move
on.

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Ernie's so generous. One day it's a
bracelet. The next day it's a computer.

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I told him no more give.

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So naughty.

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Yes, that's good. Computer's not that
big a deal.

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Are you kidding me? It's a lifesaver.
Now when I get the urge to drink, I can

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distract myself with a little online
gambling.

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Oh, and she really good. George. I gave
her 200 bucks. She turned into 400.

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I didn't get a chance to tell you last
night. Actually, we're down a thousand

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and I didn't want to wake you. So I just
put it on your credit card.

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But she's not drinking.

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Listen, you guys enjoy yourselves.

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I'm going to go use the men's room.

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Me too.

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Can you believe this? I don't know what
to think. I do.

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Tammy's gonna take all the money she
can, Angie. She's gonna break his heart

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she's gonna dump him. You don't know
that.

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But even if she was, what are you gonna
do? Tell Ernie she's no good for him?

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He'll hate you.

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Well, I'm not just gonna sit by and let
my best friend get involved with some

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stank.

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It sounds like I'm gonna get proactive.

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I never told you this, but when we got
married, someone in the wedding party

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begged me not to go through with it
because they said you would be the

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mistake of my life.

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Yeah, yeah. I remember your dad's toast
at the rehearsal dinner.

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My dad was against it, too, but it
wasn't him.

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I know who it was.

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It was that snotty little flower girl.

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She walked down the aisle and threw rose
petals in my face. She said, choke on

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these.

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No.

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It was Linda Friedman.

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Your maid of honor?

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And I thought she liked me. Well, I told
you that to save your feelings, but...

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She said you were going to ruin my life.
So I told her she wasn't a real friend

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and I never wanted to see her again.

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Do you want that to happen with Ernie?

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No. Then bite your tongue.

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Because not a day goes by that I don't
meet Linda.

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Wait a second, Angie. She called you.

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You're kidding.

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When? Right after Carmen was born.

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called 16 years ago and I'm finding out
now?

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Don't say it like that.

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Look, I tried to tell you, but you
weren't talking to me.

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Remember when we got home from the
hospital and I asked you if it was too

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for you to start doing sit -ups? Any
other messages you forgot to tell me

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You know your brother had another kid,
right?

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because I saw his picture on their
Christmas card.

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Okay, then we're good.

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down the trash before the garbage truck
gets here. I'll be down in the stands.

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I'm putting on makeup.

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What are you doing in there? It
shouldn't take you an hour to look good.

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Half of my teeth come from you, Dad.
This isn't easy.

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Just get down here and bring the trash.
I'm sure you look beautiful.

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Took you an hour to do that?

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Why don't you put the makeup on both
hands and rub it all around?

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Pregnancy test?

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On this.

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If I did, I didn't mean to. Is it yours?

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No, this is a pregnancy test, Carmen,
and it's got a plus sign.

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Are you pregnant?

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No, Dad, when you gave me the car, I
promised you I wasn't going to have sex.

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Why do you still keep asking me?

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How come you never ask me if I had a
good day or if I'm happy or how I'm

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in school?

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That's your mom's job.

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It's my job to keep the monkeys off you.

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It's not you.

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Oh, look at that.

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The magic wand that can make men
disappear.

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Congratulations, Daddy.

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Angie!

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What are you doing with that?

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Did you get that out of the garbage?

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What happened, Angie?

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You tricked me.

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Because your business is struggling.

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And you need something else in your life
to make you feel important.

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You're devoid.

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George, I'm not pregnant.

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Oh, thank God. I mean, you don't need a
kid now that your business is booming.

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Tammy's pregnant.

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Ernie's Tammy?

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yesterday and she confided in me she was
late. She was really scared so we

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bought the test and she took it here.

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Does Ernie know she's pregnant?

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She hasn't told him yet.

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I mean, he's going to be a dad, Angie.

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What is she waiting for?

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Maybe he's going to be a dad.

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The test is positive.

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The test was, but she's not.

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There were a few guys Right before him.

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And Ernie was the prize?

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What kind of sideshow must have been

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going on in her bedroom?

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That's it.

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I'm going to tell him everything, Angie,
and I don't care if he gets mad.

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He needs to know the truth before he
gets all excited about having a baby.

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Well, this is a big surprise.

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Yeah.

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Come on, Ernie. I'm sure the ladies want
to talk about the miracle of childbirth

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and all that stuff.

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Mom, you had two kids. Show them the
scars.

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Isn't she just the sweetest woman you
ever saw?

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Yeah, she's adorable.

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Look, Ernie, we've known each other a
long time, and we've always had each

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other's backs, right?

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Yeah, man.

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Hey, and we always will.

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Remember that time in fifth grade when I
wrote that song for Sonia Garcia?

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And you told me, dude, don't sing it at
the talent show, and I sang it anyways.

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Remember? You remember? Remember?

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I'm tired of being alone, yeah.

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Gonna call you on the phone, yeah.

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Take you home and make you moan, yeah.
Yeah.

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And then the next day, she caught you by
the monkey bars at recess, put you in a

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headlock and punched you in the face.

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God, you smell good.

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Yeah.

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The point is, sometimes,

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You have to listen to a friend, even if
he's telling you something that you

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might not want to hear.

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What are you getting at, George?

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Look, Ernie, are you sure that this
baby's yours?

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What do you mean?

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Of course it's mine.

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Angie was with Tammy when she took the
test, and Tammy didn't seem so sure she

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knew who the father was.

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No, that's impossible.

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We've been together every night since we
started dating. Maybe something

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happened right before that.

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I can't believe you're trying to do this
to me.

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Look, man, I'm just telling you the
truth. No!

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No, see, I knew you were going to be all
judgmental.

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That's why I didn't tell you I was with
Tammy in the first place.

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Not everybody locks out and gets to
marry the cheerleader, George.

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But this doesn't have anything to do
with me, man. I'm looking out for you.

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you always think you know what's best
for me, like I'm some sort of idiot.

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You know what? I make my own decisions.

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And if you can't respect that, then
you're not my friend.

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Is everything okay?

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Tammy, honey, I know this is going to
sound stupid, but George doesn't believe

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in us.

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And I just want to prove him wrong.

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There's no question this baby's mine,
right?

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What did you tell him?

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I told him the truth.

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I think he needs to know before he shows
up in the delivery room and there's

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four other guys there with camcorders.

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Tammy, just tell me.

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Is it possible this is another guy's
baby?

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I can't believe you're asking me this.

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Next time you get the urge to look out
for me, why don't you just keep your

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mouth shut?

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They always pick the whore.

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Truth hurts, don't it?

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How you doing?

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Gioni hasn't returned any of my calls.

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Honey, you said what you felt you needed
to say.

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Give him some time. He'll come around.

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You know, I'm still your best friend.

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So, what are we watching, buddy?

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Women's beach volleyball.

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Who's winning?

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I am, every time they go to the sand
cam.

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Oh, I get it.

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That tall blonde, she's a hottie.

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Like it when she jump.

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Jump again.

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That's the way Daddy likes it.

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Come on, Angie, don't.

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Pull my finger.

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in the kitchen.

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Really? He wants to see you.

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What's going on with Dad and Ernie?

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It's kind of a long story.

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They're going through something, but I
think everything's going to be okay.

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Now pull my finger.

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Why? Just do it.

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Hey. Hey.

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So you were right.

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Tammy went to the doctor and it... Turns
out she's too far along for it to be my

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baby.

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I'm sorry, Ernie.

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You would have made a great dad.

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I hope Tammy lands on her feet.

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But let's be serious, dude. You dodged a
bullet there.

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I mean, settling down with her would
have been like eating somebody's

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out of a dumpster or buying a bad used
car.

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I'm gonna marry her.

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Okay, the dumpster thing was a bit
harsh.

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But I'm sticking to the used car thing.
Ernie, come on. She's got a lot of hard

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miles on her. Dude, those are rent -a
-car miles.

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Don't talk about her that way.

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I don't care if the baby's not mine.

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I'll raise it like my own.

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Dude, I think you're making a huge
mistake.

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George, I know Tammy's got problems.

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But I can help her.

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And I love Ricky.

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I got a shot at making a family here.

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Look, I know you want a family.

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But I haven't heard you say once that
you loved her. I'm gonna marry her.

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George, you're my best friend.

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And I want you to be my best man.

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But if you can't accept her and find
something good to say, then you and I

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through.

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Her teeth are surprisingly white for
someone who smoked and drank as much as

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did.

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Thank you.

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Want to come in and watch some women's
volleyball?

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It's cold at the beach and they're
playing through a light rain.

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Oh.

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Hey, I'd love to, but I can't. I got to
take Tammy to the bank.

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They froze her checking account, but she
had a great idea.

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We're going to get her an ATM card on my
account.

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That way she doesn't have to bother me
every time she needs money.

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Thoughtful.

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White teeth.

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She can pee on a little stick.

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Man, my wedding toast is going to write
itself.

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Hey, don't forget to mention that she's
really good with my parents.

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She's helping them rewrite their will.

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You know, Ernie, I usually don't get
emotional at weddings, but I know when

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talking about your future with Tammy,
I'm going to be the one crying.