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I can't do it.

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Sure you can.

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It's one more piece of pie.

4
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Just undo the top button on your pants
like me.

5
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We just can't pick up and move to
Colorado.

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But I just got the job. I thought you
were okay with this.

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Look, Angie, everybody's coming for
Thanksgiving.

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It's completely overwhelming.

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Let's just forget for a moment that the
kids hate it. We have to sell our house,

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move our bank account, find new doctors
and dentists.

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I have to call my clients and tell them
I'm out of the wedding planning

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business. You don't have to give up
being a wedding planner.

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I mean, I know this is supposed to be
paradise, but people probably get

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here anyway.

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You really think this town's big enough
to support something like that?

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Hey, Winnie, is anybody in town getting
married?

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Fred told me his son Connor's gonna be
tying the knot.

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See? Go over and introduce yourself.
Tell them you're a big shot L .A.

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planner. They don't need to know your
day is making two calls from the garage

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and taking a bath. Hey!

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What can I say? Us country folks are
straight shooters.

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Hi, I'm Angie Lopez. I'm moving here
from Los Angeles.

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I hope I'm not interrupting.

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I'm Fred.

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To my son, Connor.

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I'm kind of a big shot wedding planner
and I understand Connor here is getting

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married. What?

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Well, I was going to wait till we
finished our pie.

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But you knocked her up, son.

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You've got to marry her.

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You know, it seems like you two have
some things to talk over. So why don't I

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just leave you my card?

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Don't need the card.

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You're hired.

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I got a hundred bucks.

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Let's see if we can make this happen
before her milk comes in.

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Congratulations.

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I heard you're going to be managing the
factory.

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Yep. Well, y 'all should be celebrating.
Where are the kids?

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Well, that's one of the things I'm going
to like about living in a small town,

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Winnie. I have no idea.

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You know, if I could give you my two
cents, I think you're doing the right

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moving here. It is a great place to
raise kids.

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I bet you my daughter and your boy are
putting up. Carrot nose on a snowman

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right now.

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You want to go behind the dumpster in
French?

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I'm not sure.

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You've done it, right?

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Probably.

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You know, they call me a little bit
because I won't do everything, but I'll

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little bit.

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Okay.

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I gotta go.

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Back to the hotel first and get that
thing I French with.

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You mean your tongue?

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Oh, that's how you do it here? I thought
you wanted to do it L .A. style. No

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thanks.

58
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Let's go back to the inn.

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I gotta walk him home or my parents will
go nuts.

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We'll wait for you.

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Then we can go bussing to one of those
summer cabins and party.

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Unless you're scared.

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Scared?

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I live down the street.

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I was in a rap video having a pillow
fight on a waterbed.

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And I was swinging the end of the pillow
with a zipper on it.

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That'll leave a red mark.

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Great. So you're coming.

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I didn't say that. Fight it all you
want, but there's nothing else to do in

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town. Give me back.

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Hey!

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Simple pleasures that make a small town
so great.

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Dad, they have fire in L .A.

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Only when the Lakers win the
championship.

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Hey, what's up?

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We know you want to move here because we
screwed up back home, but what if we

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promised to do better?

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Yeah, what if I worked really hard in
school and got all A's? And I'll do

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in school, too, and I'll have a good
attitude and listen to your mom and be

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helpful without being asked.

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Those are big changes.

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I mean, you've had 15 years, and you've
had 11.

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It's not in you. Let's be realistic.

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I'll try harder. What if I get straight
A's? You almost had me.

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Daddy, we can't live here. I miss the
sun. I miss my friends. It's so boring

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here. You should see what goes on down
at the canyon, Mark. The kids have

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nothing better to do except hang around
and get into trouble.

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Look, I don't want to hear your excuses.

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Okay, back home, you said I never gave
you enough freedom.

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So now you're in a safe enough place
where you can have all the freedom you

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want. So go, Carmen, have fun.

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Mac, do something you've never done
before.

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Fear me.

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So, shoplifting or Frenching?

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Let's French till we get hungry.

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Get a little higher.

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Hey, you guys made it!

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So this is it.

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I can't believe we are spending
Thanksgiving...

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in a glorified truck stop.

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You just got here, okay? Don't start,
Mom.

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Come on. Did you see all that roadkill?
Those weren't accidents.

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Those animals were trying to end it all.

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We hit a squirrel, and I swear I heard
it whisper, Bless you, stranger.

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Okay, look, behave yourself, okay?
Because all I have to do is push you

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yell, Wild boar! And wait for the
shooting to start.

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Then I'll have you mounted so the kids
on the football team can rub your snout

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for good luck.

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Daddy, I'm so glad you're here. I came
from Cuba to Miami to Los Angeles so we

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could all be together.

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And now you move away to a place that is
colder than a witch's teta.

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And I should know.

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I slept with your mothers poking into my
back for 30 years.

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We're doing what you did for us. We're
giving our kids a better life. Yeah.

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So how's everything at the house?
Completely normal.

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Status quo.

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You feeling all right, Ernie? You look a
little carsick.

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It's just that I saw a horrible,
horrible accident.

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Why don't we all get a little something
to eat, huh? You guys must be starved.

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We just need to get our bags. We'll be
right there.

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Ernie better not open his mouth.

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Even if he does, we'll just tell George
we were drunk.

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The kiss meant nothing.

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Of course it meant nothing. I'm still
seeing Randy.

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It wasn't even a real kiss.

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It was a real kiss. Are you kidding?

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It was all teeth and whispers.

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It was like a dog trying to get peanut
butter off its face.

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Dogs do not kiss like that.

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Are you speaking for all dogs, or did
you get to know one special pooch?

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So you already made up your mind to
stay?

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Pretty much.

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I'm going to tell you something I never
told you. You can't leave because you

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owe me.

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I turned down a job in Dallas so that
you wouldn't lose your best friend.

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You never told me this. I didn't want to
make you feel bad.

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But they were offering me some mad cash.

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They were going to give me a company
card.

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Oh, yeah.

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And there was this girl. She thought I
was a stud. A girl?

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No. I went too far, huh, with the girl?

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Just stay in L .A.

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Look, Ernie, we want the kids to grow up
in a safe place where people treat

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their neighbors like family. Hey, Mr.
Perkins, how's that arthritis today?

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It is like your family.

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Mr. Perkins is usually so friendly.

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Must be my mom.

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They sense the evil one has come as the
prophecies foretold.

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Mrs. Murphy, is that new puppy still
chewing up the furniture?

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Okay, well, something's definitely
wrong. People are avoiding us. Angie,

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everything was fine yesterday.

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Ed will tell us what's going on. He's a
good guy. Hey, Ed.

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Hi, George, Angie.

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Hey, man, we've been kind of getting the
cold shoulder.

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Any idea what's going on?

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Well, look, I know you said you were
moving here because you wanted to keep

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kids out of trouble, but the word is,
they're the kind of kids who started.

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What? We hear the boy's a gangbanger,
and the girl's a hip -hop hoochie mom.

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Who spread lies like that? It was your
kids, and it's all over town.

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Now, look, I'm not the judging type, but
when you move here, you'll understand

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why I have to say this.

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Keep your damn kids away from mine.

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We'll see you guys Thanksgiving.

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We're going to move here and end up
being the town outcasts. Oh, Angie, we

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turn it around at Thanksgiving.

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Once they get to know Carmen and Max,
they'll see that the rumors aren't true.

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The rumors are true.

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Do I have to spell it out for you? We're
going to lie.

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We'll deny the bad rumors and start good
rumors to work in our favor.

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We'll use the small -town rumor system
to our advantage.

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I think Mr. Perkins heard you.

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00:11:06,550 --> 00:11:10,490
Well, who's going to believe Mr.
Perkins? An alcoholic cross -dresser.

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It's pretty nasty, huh?

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I've seen worse.

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Oh, hey, Calamity Jane.

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Could you have Cookie fire up the chuck
wagon? Because I'm powerful hungry.

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We're just waiting on Carmen.

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Where the hell is Carmen?

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How's she going to make a good
impression if she's late for

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She went to the Canyon Mart to buy yams,
but that was over an hour ago.

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George, the food's getting cold. Where's
Carmen?

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Well, knowing my little angel, she
probably stopped off at a...

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Soup kitchen to help feed the homeless.

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There are soup kitchens in Denver.

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Do you not know where your daughter is?

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You hear about Mr. Perkins?

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You know, he only limps because his
tongue is cutting into him like a cheese

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slicer.

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Hey, this is nice.

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00:12:23,330 --> 00:12:25,030
I never had Thanksgiving in snow before.

191
00:12:25,630 --> 00:12:28,850
You know, Benny was that dog in that
kiss.

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You both said it was a mistake, so just
let it go.

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00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:33,680
I can't.

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00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:37,980
Other than my ex -wife, Ben is the only
woman I have kissed in 35 years.

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00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,840
Look, I'm not a shrink, and I haven't
been with that many women.

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But don't kiss people in your own
family.

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It's low class.

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00:12:49,180 --> 00:12:52,880
Sorry I'm late, Winnie. I could not talk
the wife and kids into coming.

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00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:55,920
Doesn't have anything to do with my
kids, does it, Ed?

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00:12:56,140 --> 00:12:58,960
Oh, no. My wife is 100 % chalk -taught.

201
00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,840
Thanksgiving's not a real good day
around my house.

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00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:07,610
Okay, everybody, Ed's here. I think we
should just start.

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00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:11,990
Winnie, if it's okay, Max would like to
say the prayer.

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Yeah.

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Go ahead, Max.

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00:13:20,150 --> 00:13:23,250
Dear Lord, thank you for bringing us to
this town.

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Thank you for bringing me good new
friends.

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For, uh, tongues.

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Cherry lip gloss.

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Tongues.

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Amen!

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Now I'd like to say my own grace, as I
do before every meal and también most of

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my snacks.

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00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:56,500
God, forgive us for our sin as we try
every day to

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be better people.

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Forgive us for judging others.

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00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:06,000
and spreading rumors about things we
know nothing about that happened in

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city anyway.

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00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:10,760
Amen.

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00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:22,620
And thank you for my wonderful family,
especially my children who make me feel

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blessed every day.

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00:14:42,030 --> 00:14:43,490
You got the sugar disease.

223
00:14:45,570 --> 00:14:47,110
That was a real beer bottle.

224
00:14:48,170 --> 00:14:49,690
Who's going to believe you, he -she?

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00:14:52,690 --> 00:14:54,370
Come on, Carmen, let's get you to bed.

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00:14:54,790 --> 00:14:58,030
How many times am I going to hear that
in one day?

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00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:03,210
Angie, your daughter is stinking drunk.

228
00:15:25,390 --> 00:15:26,730
There's some trout behind the canyon.

229
00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:07,550
Not unless he pressured her. He
pressured me. You held me down.

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00:16:07,910 --> 00:16:08,990
I believe the boy.

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00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:14,010
Women cannot resist the palmetto men.

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00:16:17,390 --> 00:16:18,450
Yo, class.

233
00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:21,730
George, your kids are out of control.

234
00:16:22,130 --> 00:16:24,490
Moving is not a replacement for good
parenting.

235
00:16:24,810 --> 00:16:25,950
Whoa, whoa, wait a second.

236
00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:27,630
My kids weren't in this alone.

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00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:31,990
Somebody gave my son a hickey, and
somebody gave my 15 -year -old daughter

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You can get anywhere.

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00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:35,950
All the kids drink, Dad, and nobody
cards you.

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00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:37,650
Not all the kids drink.

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My oldest boy had never touched alcohol.

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Pop it.

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That's where the ice cream's going.

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He's in a gang, too.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. We do not have gangs
here. We have one group of boys who

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disagrees with another group of boys
about whose neighborhood ends where.

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place is no better than L .A.? Hey,
please, do not compare us to La La Land.

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We've only had two murders here so far
this year, not counting the drunk

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and the drifter down by the rail yard.

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All right, that's it. We're going home.
L .A. may have gangs, underage drinking,

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teenage pregnancy, and drugs, and you
might see the cops beating up a guy on

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but they're both wearing sunglasses and
short -sleeved shirts because every day

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it's sunny and 80 degrees.

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That's why they write so many songs
about California. Nobody ever writes a

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about Colorado.

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Well, what about John Denver?

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He died in California.

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We're going home. You know what? True,
Paradise

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Canyon. It's just good to be home.

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Isn't it, Carmen?

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Yeah. My head is killing me. Oh, I
forgot. It's my little girl's first

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Watch out.

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That didn't sound right, did it?

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Honey, I know you have a lot of
confusing feelings about what happened.

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Little Bit took you down a road you were
not ready for, and she took advantage

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of you.

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Max, what your mom's trying to say is
that you were very lucky, and from now

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you're going to have to work for it.

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I'm going to see Little Bit again.

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I don't know about that.

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I'm pretty sure that girl's going to be
getting off a bus here in Hollywood

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before we know it.

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Okay, so it doesn't matter where we
live.

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We're going to have to work twice as
hard to keep the kids out of trouble.

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Or we can set our expectations so low
we're happy with whatever our kids do.

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George, we can't give up on them.

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Oh, come on, Angie, but it's nice down
here in Giving Upsville.

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Max just got a tattoo on his neck.
Carmen's dating a guy my age. They're

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good.

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I'm not doing it.

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Come on, Angie, let go and be happy.

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You've only had one job as a wedding
planner in the checkbounds. I'm never

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getting a raise, but that's okay,
because every Saturday as a family, we

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corn in the park.

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We're living the dream, baby.

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You're right there with the butter.

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I'll let you ride the bike.

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Put this by the fridge.

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You're right.

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You're right about one thing. It's good
to be home. I love L .A.

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That time I felt

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something.

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But it meant nothing to me.

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I don't live here.

