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Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group
and U.S. department of education
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My chair.
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My chair.
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My chair!
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Ooh.
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And nowthe puppet pals show...
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Right after these
commercial messages.
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Stupid commercials.
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I love commercials.
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Hey,
what's that?
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What's she wearing?
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[Whispering]
Puppet pals jeans.
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Punk.
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Ha ha ha!
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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Hey, puppet pal
clem.
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Those are sure
sexy jeans.
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Thanks, puppet pal
Mitch.
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You also look hot
in your jeans.
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Girls: I'll say!
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Man: You know it's puppet pals
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because of the name
on the label.
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Yeah! Go, puppet pals.
Go, puppet pals.
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Dee Dee, what are you
doing to my chair?
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Your chair?
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My chair.
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Your chair?
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My chair!
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I don't see
your name on it.
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So?
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So it doesn't
belong to you.
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My popcorn!
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Your popcorn?
I don't see your name
on this piece...
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Or this piece...
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Or this piece...
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Or any of these
pieces.
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[Ticking]
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[Ding]
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Ooh.
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Dexter: Release
my waffle!
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I don't see
your name on--
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it.
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It is with this hand
that I begin to label
my waffle.
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It is with this hand
that I finish
labeling my waffle.
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See?
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Dexter, Dexter,
Dexter.
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Oh, hi, doggie.
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Come back here.
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Dexter,
what are you doing?
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Merely labeling
my possessions.
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Retxed? What are you,
an idiot?
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That's not your name.
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It's backwards,
dummy.
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Now out of my way.
I have more labeling to do.
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Hmm.
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My pickles. My mayonnaise.
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Dee Dee:
Hey, label boy.
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Yah!
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Aah!
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Dee Dee?
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Aah!
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Don't touch
any of my food, now.
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Aha! She missed one.
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[Slosh slosh]
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Doh!
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Computer, display specifications
on Dee Dee's labeler.
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How quaint and obsolete.
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Let's modify.
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Ah, yes. This should work.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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[Sizzle]
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Dexter, is that you?
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Ho ho ho!
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Aah!
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Ha ha!
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Raggedy doll!
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Yah ha ha ha!
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[Panting]
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Oh, Dee Dee.
Dee Dee, where are you?
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Hmm. If you are not
down here,
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perhaps you are
upstairs in your room.
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Oh, darbie.
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Thank goodness
you're still mine.
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No!
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Dexter!
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Dexter!
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Yah!
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[Panting]
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The dog!
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[Barking]
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Wah ha ha!
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Nice try, sister.
However, victory is--
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oh, no! I have been labeled!
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It won't come off.
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[Barking]
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Dexter, Dee Dee.
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The Dee Dee's
knocked over,
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the Dexter's
off the hook,
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and did anyone
walk the Dexter?
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Who's responsible?
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Um, Dee Dee is.
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Ha ha ha.
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No, please.
It's me--Dexter,
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not Dee Dee.
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No!
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Now stay
in your room, Dee Dee.
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Play with
your Dexters
or something.
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Honey, why is
the carpet all wet here?
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Announcer:
It's the game show
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where families feud
and homes are wrecked.
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Welcome tosibling rivalry!
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[Cheering]
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Let's meet
our contestants.
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A daughter, a sister,
and a lover of pink,
say hello to Dee Dee!
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[Cheering]
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And our next contestant--
a thinker, a brother,
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and a lad whose enormous
intellect barely fits
in the studio,
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say hello to Dexter!
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[Cheering]
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Here's the host
ofsibling rivalry,
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Trevor twinkle!
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Hey, hey, hey, everyone!
Welcome tosibling rivalry,
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the world's stickiest,
goopiest, gooiest game
show.
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Let's say howdy
to our contestants.
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Now, Dee Dee,
Dexter's your brother,
right?
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Yeah.
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And, Dexter,
Dee Dee is in fact
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your sister,
am I right?
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Affirmative.
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Gnarly!
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Gnarly!
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Like any brother and sister,
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I'm sure there are times
when you don't get along,
times when you fight.
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Here onsibling rivalry,
you can turn those petty
differences
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into fabulous prizes.
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Johnny, tell them
what they'll be
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playing for today.
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Johnny: Sure thing, Trevor.
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Our winner today will have
a choice between a two-ton
flying pink pony
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complete with heart tattoo...
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Ooh.
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Or this fabulous xk-101
radioactive isotopically
driven
extendo telescope--
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the same kind
the astronauts use.
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Wow!
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Let's go over
the rules of the game.
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I don't need to go
over the rules.
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I watch this show
all the time.
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And I'll bet your brother
watches just as much
as you, right?
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That's a big
negatory,
good buddy.
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I find this show
to be mentally
oppressive,
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emotionally
depressive,
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and intellectually
offensive.
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I'm just here
for the telescope.
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That, too,
is also gnarly.
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That, too,
is also--
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silence!
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I have no time
for this foolishness.
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I am here to
correctly answer
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some silly
game-show questions
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so I can win
the telescope.
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Now if you will
kindly proceed
with the inquiry,
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I can get out of here.
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I do have
a schedule to keep.
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Isn't he cute, folks?
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Aw.
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You're right, Dexter.
We do have
a question-and-answer round,
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but if you watched
the show more often,
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you'd know that
it comes after
the physical challenge round.
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Let's play the game.
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Aah!
Aah!
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[Crowd cheering]
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Dee Dee, Dexter,
welcome to the physical
challenge arena.
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Let's play
our first event.
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Dexter, you'll notice
a basket of cream puffs
next to you.
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The object
of this event is to--
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there. I have completed
your insane task.
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Can we now have
the questions?
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Sorry, Dexter,
but if you'd watched
the show more often,
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you'd know that you're
supposed to throw
cream puffs
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at your opponent
without touching the apple.
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Now it's Dee Dee's turn.
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Nice shot.
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[Ding]
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[Cheering]
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♪ Hmm hmm
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time for
our next challenge.
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Well, Dexter,
you lost the last round,
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but maybe
you could still win
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Baton battle!
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I should warn you,
Dee Dee,
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I am highly skilled
in many forms of self--
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defense.
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Gooey!
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[Ding]
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♪ Hmm hmm
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now it's time
for our last
physical challenge--
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the obstacle course.
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Simply collect
all the flags
and get 10 more points.
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And then the questions?
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If you survive.
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With my secret
jet boots,
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I can collect
all the flags
in no time.
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Malfunction!
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♪ Ta da
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[ding]
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♪ Hmm hmm
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and now, Dexter...
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Oh, boy!
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It's time for...
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Oh, boy!
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The question-
and-answer round.
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Oh, boy!
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Who has to go
to the bathroom?
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All: I do.
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Whoever wins
this round
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will receive
30 points.
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The category is--
oh, great--
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science
and technology.
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Question one.
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Dexter: Pardon me.
I have taken
the Liberty
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of preparing
a list of answers
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to any and all questions
that could conceivably
be in this category.
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I think you will find
that they are all correct.
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Every answer is right.
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[Ding]
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Oh, boy! I win!
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Yes, but because
you got all
the answers...
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You must be
a geek!
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And you know
what that means!
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Geek award!
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I hate this show.
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And since
the score is tied,
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it's time
for our tiebreaker
question.
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You each write down
what you think the
other's going to say.
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The question is, what's
your favorite thing
in the whole world?
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Dee Dee, what's
Dexter's favorite
thing?
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Easy. His secret
laboratory.
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Right.
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[Ding]
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Dexter, what's
Dee Dee's
favorite thing?
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Um...uh...
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[Buzzer rings]
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Trevor: Time's up.
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My favorite thing
is my brother
Dexter.
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Aw.
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[Crying]
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Dee Dee.
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Well, Dexter,
since you didn't
get any points
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on the last
question, Dee Dee
wins the game!
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[Cheering]
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Crowd: Dee Dee! Dee Dee!
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But what about--
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me?
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Well, Dee Dee,
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since you're
our winner,
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which prize
do you want?
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Will it be
the flying pony
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or the
scientific
telescope?
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I better go
horse-proof the lab.
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Um, I'll take
the telescope.
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[Cheering]
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Huh?
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Huh?
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Oh, thank you
for winning me
the telescope.
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I promise you can
come into the lab
anytime and look at it--
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not touch it,
of course, but--
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thanks for
the hug, Dexter,
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but I didn't
get it for you.
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I got it
for me.
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For you? What could you
possibly use it for?
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Dee Dee:
Hi, Dexter.
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Dee Dee, cease
this foolishness
for the last time.
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I see you.
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00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:21,180
Dexter, want to see
my new dance?
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No.
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It's called
the fanciful unicorn.
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Girl, I have seen
better steps on a ladder.
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00:14:28,316 --> 00:14:34,016
Oh, yeah? Like
you know any dances,
Dexter.
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[Music playing]
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Yes. It is called
the robot.
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Word.
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[Ringing]
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[Coughing]
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Dee Dee.
[Ruff ruff]
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What is it, girl?
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00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,016
[Ah-choo]
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[Ah-choo]
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Mother, father,
I have conducted
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a thorough examination
of your daughter,
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and before a diagnosis
is made,
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we must first consider
the symptoms.
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00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:24,330
Note the inflammation
of the optic orbs,
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the abnormal viscosity
of mucous membranes,
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the rapid depressurization
of the sinus cavity.
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[Ah-choo]
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Apparently the dog
has also been infected.
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00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:40,076
I submit to you
that the cause can be
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none other than
the common cold. Hmm.
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00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:44,396
Announcer: First prize
in the category
of medical genius,
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Dexter, for defeating
the common cold.
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♪ Isn't he brilliant?
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00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,073
Thank you for coming.
You're very kind.
303
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:54,200
Dee Dee needs
a lot of rest now.
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00:15:54,233 --> 00:15:55,473
Mom and dad: Bye, pumpkin.
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00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,470
Dee Dee, I have
a proposition for you.
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No!
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If you would allow me
to shrink myself down
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to a microbiotic state
and enter your bloodstream
intravenously
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so that I might
track down and conquer
the common cold.
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00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:10,250
No!
311
00:16:10,283 --> 00:16:11,423
But why?
No!
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00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:13,170
But you could be--
no!
313
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,170
But I would be--
no!
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00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:20,350
Stupid Dee Dee
doesn't want to advance
medical science.
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00:16:20,383 --> 00:16:23,133
Won't even let me
conquer the common cold.
316
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:26,376
So lazy. Doesn't
have to do anything.
317
00:16:26,416 --> 00:16:30,296
Wait a minute. She doesn't
have to do anything.
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I'll do everything.
319
00:16:32,183 --> 00:16:39,233
Computer, begin testing
sequence for subatomic
matter-reducing shrink ray.
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00:16:48,016 --> 00:16:48,446
[Trumpeting]
321
00:16:48,483 --> 00:16:51,253
Excellent.
Ha ha ha!
322
00:16:51,283 --> 00:16:55,033
Robot, once the atomic
exploration unit and I
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00:16:55,066 --> 00:17:00,126
are in subatomic status,
you are to transport us
into Dee Dee's bloodstream.
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00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:03,146
Do you understand?
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00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,303
Cookie.
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00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:18,433
Cookie, cookie,
cookie.
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00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:31,300
Cookie.
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00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:32,453
Ah.
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00:17:32,483 --> 00:17:34,353
Cookie, cookie,
cookie.
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00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,420
Cookie!
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00:17:37,450 --> 00:17:40,080
[Yelp]
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00:17:45,466 --> 00:17:48,216
Ah. Success.
333
00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:55,320
Aah!
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00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,230
Aah!
335
00:18:07,266 --> 00:18:08,316
Ooh.
336
00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:12,080
Digestive system inhabited
by parasitic worms?
337
00:18:12,116 --> 00:18:16,376
More data is required
before pursuing
the cold virus.
338
00:18:16,416 --> 00:18:18,446
Mm-hmm. Heartbeat normal.
339
00:18:18,483 --> 00:18:21,103
Neuron configuration normal.
340
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,203
Brain size normal.
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00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:26,173
Oh! Dee Dee's
optic receptors.
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00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,200
Let's have a look.
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00:18:34,066 --> 00:18:36,216
Oh, poor Dee Dee.
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00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:38,180
Ew. I can't watch.
345
00:18:38,216 --> 00:18:40,326
Hmm. Interesting.
346
00:18:40,366 --> 00:18:42,416
Wait a minute.
347
00:18:45,466 --> 00:18:48,996
Dee Dee has been infected
by a canine virus.
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00:18:49,033 --> 00:18:53,083
What luck! A completely
unprecedented medical event
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00:18:53,116 --> 00:18:54,146
here for the taking.
350
00:18:54,183 --> 00:18:55,483
I'll be famous
for sure now.
351
00:18:56,016 --> 00:19:01,016
Computer, scan the subject
for the location
of the virus.
352
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:03,366
Set a course immediately.
353
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:06,370
I'm taking it alive.
354
00:19:07,216 --> 00:19:11,396
Well, hon, check out
the light show.
355
00:19:11,433 --> 00:19:13,203
I don't know,
honey.
356
00:19:13,233 --> 00:19:14,383
He doesn't look
so good.
357
00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:15,466
I'm calling
the vet.
358
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,000
Female computer voice:
Dexter, sensors indicate
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00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:23,273
a large concentration
of viruses directly ahead.
360
00:19:24,066 --> 00:19:26,366
Dexter: Millions of
bloodthirsty viruses.
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00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,480
The crushing walls
of a powerful sphincter.
362
00:19:30,016 --> 00:19:32,296
Low supply of fuel
and oxygen.
363
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:34,403
I like them odds.
364
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:41,150
Got to time it
just right.
365
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:48,120
Dexter: Ha ha ha ha!
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00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:53,120
Darn big!
367
00:19:56,433 --> 00:19:58,183
Ha ha ha!
368
00:19:58,216 --> 00:20:00,116
Hoo hoo ha!
369
00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:05,350
Uh! Uh! Mere seconds
until I am smashed to bits
370
00:20:05,383 --> 00:20:07,003
on the sinus wall ahead.
371
00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:09,383
If only I can--
372
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:16,430
hey, nobody destroys
my inventions.
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00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:21,120
Hoo hoo ha ha ha!
374
00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:25,283
[Doorbell rings]
375
00:20:25,316 --> 00:20:29,026
Did somebody call
a veterinarian?
376
00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:32,126
What now,
boy genius?
377
00:20:32,483 --> 00:20:35,083
What? DNA?
378
00:20:35,116 --> 00:20:37,266
Yes! DNA. Of course.
379
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,120
The building blocks
of life.
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00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,320
By rearranging
the basic genetic
information,
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00:20:41,350 --> 00:20:45,230
I can change it
into any form I want.
382
00:20:45,266 --> 00:20:48,366
Dexter: Victory
will be mine!
383
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,370
Oh, my. Would you
look at that?
384
00:20:55,116 --> 00:20:56,476
Almost got it.
385
00:20:57,383 --> 00:21:00,403
Uh-oh. Better
get out quick.
386
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,020
Now you are mine.
387
00:21:07,050 --> 00:21:11,380
Yes. Now to present
my discovery to the world.
388
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:15,216
Hmm. You seem
to be fine now.
389
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:19,230
Huh?
390
00:21:19,266 --> 00:21:21,046
Hello there.
391
00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:23,153
Wait! Stop, you fool.
392
00:21:23,183 --> 00:21:27,023
Stop! My virus!
My destiny!
393
00:21:27,050 --> 00:21:30,170
Allow me to present
my new discovery
to the world--
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00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:35,250
the first case
of a human virus
infecting a canine friend.
395
00:21:35,283 --> 00:21:38,283
[Applause]
396
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:46,420
Enter at your own peril,
past the vaulted door,
397
00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:48,470
where impossible things
may happen
398
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,230
that the world's
never seen before.
399
00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:55,326
♪ In Dexter's laboratory
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00:21:55,366 --> 00:21:57,096
♪ lives the smartest boy
401
00:21:57,133 --> 00:21:59,083
♪ you've ever seen
402
00:21:59,116 --> 00:22:01,416
♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪
403
00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:04,480
♪ to smithereens
404
00:22:05,016 --> 00:22:07,166
♪ there is gloom and doom
405
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,300
♪ while things go boom
406
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:12,353
♪ in Dexter's lab
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