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[ALARM BEEPING]

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[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]

3
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[GROANS]

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Ah, shit.

5
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[WHIRRING]

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Hey, Ann.
I gotta go to work.

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KAREN:  Hi, it's Karen from
SwimTech. Leave me a message.

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Hey, hon.
I was hoping to catch you.

9
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It's my big test day,
so wish me luck.

10
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Okay, love you.

11
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[CAR ALARM BEEPS]

12
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[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]

13
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Ah, fuck! Ah, fuck.

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Oh, God. Ah, fuck.
Mmm, yoga pants.

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[ALARM BLARING]

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[GUNSHOTS][PEOPLE SCREAMING]

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HECTOR: Let's go!

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Chacho, let's go! Let's go!

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[SIRENS BLARING][CAR ENGINE REVVING]

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

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FEMALE OFFICER: [OVER RADIO]
Suspect's in black Chevy.

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MALE OFFICER:  We got him.

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[SIRENS BLARING][TIRES SCREECHING]

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[PEOPLE SHRIEKING]

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[GROANING]

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Whoa!

27
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[GUNSHOTS]

28
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[GROANING]

29
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Holy shit!What are you stopping for?

30
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What the fuck was that?

31
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PONCH:  Put your gun
on the fucking floor.

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It's not my fault.
You're the one driving
like a fucking dick.

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PONCH:
Oh, so you steady yourself
on the trigger of an M4?

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You see those? Those are
the "oh, shit" handles.

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That's what
they're there for.

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Shut up and drive!

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Two options...
Gun on the floor,
or a muzzle in your mouth.

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Let's go, Chacho! Drive!There you go!

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POLICEMAN: Open fire!

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MAN: Son of a whore!

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HECTOR: Drive, Chacho!

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[TIRES SCREECH]

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HECTOR: Let's go!

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Let's go.
What are you waiting for?

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It's kind of a dick move.What?

46
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It's like Santa shot Rudolph
after all the deliveries,
you know?

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[CHUCKLES] You're a funny
motherfucker, Chacho.

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That's cold.
That's fucking cold, dude.

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Let's go.

50
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You gotta get in the back.

51
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It's supposed
to look like a fare.

52
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Just go!Not like a cabbie...

53
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...with his homie
ridin' in the front.

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You gotta get in the back.

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Just go.[WHISTLES] Get in the back.

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It ain't happenin'.

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No? No.

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Fuck it.

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Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv.

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What?

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PONCH: [OVER RADIO]
Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv.

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Go! Go! Go!

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[SIRENS BLARING]

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Tel Aviv?
What the fuck is Tel Aviv?

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Oh.

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Chacho.

67
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No, it's Castillo.

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Agent Castillo.

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It's a bummer, right?

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Look at those guys. Whoa!

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I took you on vacation
to the Bahamas with my family.

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It was great. I loved it.

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You fucking piece of shit!
To the Atlantis!

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Yeah, but in '09,
you shot my partner
in a credit union.

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His name was Michael Glade.

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OFFICER: Hey, keep still.[GRUNTS]

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FBI AGENT:  Easy. Nobody shoot.

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Don't move, Chacho!

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[GROANS]

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I'm shot! I'm shot!

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PONCH:  Oh, that felt so good!

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Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

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I was praying to God,
I was, like...

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"Please give me
a reason to shoot you."
And you came through, bro!

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What's wrong with you?
You shot your partner!

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Oh, there's one last surprise.

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I figured you still owe me,

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even after the vacation
and everything.

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Look at this. Your wife.

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Motherfucker!

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[GROANING]

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I'm gonna kill you, Chacho!

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PONCH: I just gave her
the attention you didn't, bro.

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You should've cuddled, bro.

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HECTOR: Chacho, I'll kill you!

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[YELLS AND GROANS]

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[GROANS]

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[WHISTLE BLOWS]

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Here we go.

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Get at it, girls! Let's go!

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Are you cat fighting?
Come on, girls! [MUTTERING]

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Shoot, Kyle! Come on!

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Baker, what the hell?

104
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It's a grappling exercise!

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I'm so sorry.
Dude, are you okay?

106
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He hit my bad knee.

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I've had some trauma,
then I reacted,

108
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and my training took over.

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I'm so sorry.What training?

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What goddamn training?I don't have any training.

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Get off the mat.

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Good punch.

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[ENGINE REVVING]

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[TIRE SCREECHING]

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[ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]

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None of these aptitude scores

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meet even the lowest
standards for graduation.

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In fact,
most of the disabled cadets

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scored much, much higher.

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They did?Even in marksmanship.

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Well, I don't doubt that.

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Disabled folks are doing
a ton these days.

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Look at that Olympic runner
with no legs.

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He killed his girlfriend even.

125
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Not that that's
an accomplishment,

126
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but still, it's impressive

127
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in its severity.

128
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And then there is
your physical.

129
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You've had 23 surgeries?

130
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Yeah, I've had feet, ankles,

131
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knees and shoulders.

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And I have a titanium
humerus from here to here.
It's pretty cool.

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So, how do you feel?

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You know,
I feel pretty darn good.

135
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I'm on
a pharmaceutical regimen.

136
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That helps a lot.

137
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Except for when it rains.
Those days are pretty rough.

138
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Oh, I bet.

139
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I don't think
I could live in Seattle.

140
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Jon, why do you wanna be CHP?

141
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Well, okay, truth be told,
my wife wants a separation.

142
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I lost my sponsors
about a year ago

143
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and I've been just wallowing.

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And she understandably
has lost her attraction to me.

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I can feel it
when I look at her.

146
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Are you okay?
I didn't mean to be a bummer.

147
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It just triggered...
[CLEARS THROAT]

148
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some of my stuff.I'm sorry.

149
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I've got some of the same
issues with my husband Ted.

150
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I'm so sorry to hear that.It's very painful.

151
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This is Karen.
She's a swim instructor.

152
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Whoa! She's very beautiful.

153
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Thank you.
He is really good-looking
and he's handsome.

154
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You are a very lucky man.

155
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Thank you. Thank you.

156
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So, how does CHP
play into it, Jon?

157
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I learned in couples' therapy

158
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that women
often marry their fathers,

159
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and her dad was a cop.

160
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Ah, I get it.Yeah.

161
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You can ride a motorcycle.
I'll give you that.

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Yes, ma'am,
like a motherfucker.

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Okay. I'mma level with you.

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I like you.Thank you.

165
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You have nice eyes.Thank you.

166
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You remind me of my husband.

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Thank you.

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Tell you what.
Today's your lucky day.

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I'm gonna graduate you
on a probationary clause,

170
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which means if you are
not in the top 10%

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of your department

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for conduct, safety,
and citations,

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you're a fucking goner.

174
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You got me?Yes, ma'am, loud and clear.

175
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Don't fuck this up.

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[SIREN BLARING]

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MALE OFFICER:
Pull to the right.

178
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:11,148
3-9 to base, we're 7-0-4.

179
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:12,889
How they gonna force us
off the highway,

180
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,499
then block the fucking exit?

181
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LT? Clear?

182
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Hey, hey, hey.

183
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You think that door's
gonna evaporate

184
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and not kill
that woman right there?

185
00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:38,567
Oh, Dad, what woman?

186
00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,134
You're high, right?

187
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,744
It's noon
and you're high already.

188
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,615
Lay off, Dad.

189
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BECKY: No, no, no!

190
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,619
No, no! Please, no!

191
00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:49,926
[SCREAMING, SOBBING]

192
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RAY:
It's gonna be okay, ma'am.

193
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You're gonna be home
with your cats in no time.

194
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REED: Clear!

195
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,411
Oh, shit!

196
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:08,466
[BECKY SCREAMING]

197
00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:11,774
DISPATCHER:
EAGLE-6, we have an 11-80
at the 210 and Lowell.

198
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:14,777
EAGLE-6 responding to an 11-80
at 210 and Lowell.

199
00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:24,439
[PANTING] LT.
What's going on?

200
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:25,788
This ain't the plan.

201
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,272
What are you doin', man?

202
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:33,448
You and TJ skimmed
200 grand off the last job.

203
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,145
You think I wouldn't notice?

204
00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:45,982
They're on the ramp, TJ.
Two bikes.

205
00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:50,030
Dispatch, this is EAGLE-6.

206
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:52,684
We have four suspects
on two black motorcycles,

207
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,948
heading eastbound
toward Pennsylvania Ave.

208
00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,735
Shots fired! Shots fired!

209
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,738
Let's see how much
your boyfriend loves you.

210
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,045
TJ:  Oh, my God.
He's got David.PARISH:  Who's David?

211
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,178
RAY:  One of you is gonna die.

212
00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:09,963
You choose, thief.

213
00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,965
Thief? Fuck does that mean?

214
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,923
RAY:  I let you on my crew,

215
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,795
and you're gonna
steal from me?

216
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,057
It's you or David.

217
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:20,843
TJ! Hey, TJ!

218
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,279
Buckle back in!

219
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:23,715
Don't jump, TJ!

220
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:25,065
Don't jump!

221
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,589
PARISH:  TJ! TJ!

222
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:29,896
TJ!

223
00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:33,638
[BODY THUDS][GASPING]

224
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:37,686
You've got two weeks
to get our money back,

225
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or you die, too.

226
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,689
You understand?

227
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,517
[BARTON GASPING]

228
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,807
[ELEVATOR DINGS]

229
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:16,594
Clay! You're back already?
That's great.

230
00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:17,813
Let me tell you something.

231
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,510
It's gonna take two surgeries

232
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:20,947
just so I can
lift my children again,
you fucking asshole.

233
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,949
Whoa! That's a weird way
to thank me

234
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,689
for saving your life,
but you're welcome!

235
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,778
Shooting me was
an act of kindness?Absolutely!

236
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,302
You should allow me
to return the favor.

237
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:29,869
But Hector's got your gun.
How are you gonna shoot me?

238
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,088
You're a bad partner!You're incompetent!

239
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,829
You're a bad person.You're not even an agent.

240
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,918
Bad agent!Clay, go home.

241
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,441
By the way, you're gonna
want to alternate
between heat and ice.

242
00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:39,356
20 minutes each time Shut up. Let's go.

243
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,620
Get over here.Fucker.

244
00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:46,102
CHP Internal has asked for our
help on that armored car job.

245
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:48,365
They think some of their own
were involved.

246
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,498
The one
where the pilot jumped?

247
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:54,067
Yeah, or maybe the copilot
pushed him. They don't know.

248
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:55,633
How many cops
do they suspect?

249
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:58,201
PETERSON:
Five. We need to find them.

250
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:01,074
How much they get?
[WHISTLES]12.6 million.

251
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,510
Truck had just left
Santa Anita

252
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,947
with the cash take
from the Breeders Cup.

253
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,514
You want me to go out
and ask some questions?

254
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,255
No, I want you
to go on the inside.

255
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:10,083
No shit?

256
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,911
Go undercover
within the department?
That's awesome.

257
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,478
Can you ride a bike?Why a bike?

258
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,480
The bad guys ride bikes.
Can you?

259
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:17,960
Oh, I dominate anything
with a motor.

260
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,440
Don't get cocky.
I'm serious.

261
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,920
I'm not cocky either.

262
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,312
Give me a snow blower,
step the fuck back.

263
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:24,358
A weed-whipper?
I own that shit!

264
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,449
Listen, we need to talk about
you shooting Allen

265
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,755
and the photos of Hector's
wife on your phone.

266
00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,409
There's gonna be a panel.

267
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,542
Allen's a pussy.
We both know that.

268
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,674
He handed over his weapon
to a detainee.
Why don't you review him?

269
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,502
You need to bury it.

270
00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:40,591
Because he's leading
the investigation out in LA.

271
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:41,941
He's gonna be your point.

272
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,986
Don't send that clown, please.

273
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,336
You think everybody
since Glade was a clown.

274
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,034
But he is a real clown!

275
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,861
You're acting like
a fucking widow.
Get over it.

276
00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:52,255
Sorry.And how do you explain
the pictures?

277
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:54,736
I can't help it if someone
sends me unsolicited photos.

278
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:55,998
How am I gonna stop that?

279
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,608
You had nothing
to do with it?

280
00:15:57,652 --> 00:16:00,829
Aside from being handsome
and symmetrical, no.

281
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:03,266
So, you're not to blame
for the cock shots

282
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,225
your phone sent to her phone?

283
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,922
Or did your phone take them
while you were asleep?

284
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,619
Because your dick
looked wide awake.

285
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:11,100
At the time, it seemed like
the more innocent option.

286
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,363
It was less wrong
than actually plowing her.

287
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:16,714
Good! So you didn't
have sex with her?

288
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:19,630
Eventually, I did.
That's why I said,
"At the time."

289
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:23,721
That's the defendant's wife!
The defendant in your case!

290
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,549
I hear you
loud and clear, sir.

291
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:27,508
I really hope you do.

292
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,989
Because I'd hate to lose
a great agent
over some bullshit.

293
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,686
I think you're a sex addict.

294
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,253
I understand, sir.

295
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:35,472
Who am I playing?

296
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,431
They got you playing, uh...

297
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:40,390
You're gonna be
Francis Llewellyn
Poncherello.

298
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:43,132
That's a fucked up name.
That's a lot of names.

299
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,656
Well, that's too bad because
we already built the bio.

300
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,180
What are we gonna do,
go and change it?

301
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:49,051
Got it.

302
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,358
PETERSON:  Your name is Officer
Francis Llewellyn Poncherello

303
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,969
and you're transferring
from CHP in Redding.

304
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,841
Captain Lindel
will be the only person
that knows you're FBI.

305
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,669
She put you with a rookie
named Jon Baker.

306
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:01,107
And he won't know shit
about shit,

307
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,456
so you'll be able to
drag him around

308
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,066
without him
getting suspicious.

309
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,764
And stay away from that
hot ass out there in LA.

310
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:10,072
What's your job?

311
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,421
PONCH:
Find the five dirty cops.

312
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,945
PETERSON:
That's right. Blend in.

313
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:20,039
Hey!

314
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,518
What's up? I'm Jon.

315
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,521
Jon Baker.

316
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,610
Francis, uh, Poncherello.

317
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:28,873
Oh, you're Poncherello?Yeah.

318
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,701
Awesome. We're partners.Oh, cool.

319
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:33,530
Let's kick this off
with the real thing.Oh, dude!

320
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,054
Okay.Slow down a little bit.

321
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,707
Sorry.That was a bit much.

322
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:37,969
If you're homophobic
or whatever, that's cool.

323
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:39,536
No, no, no. What?

324
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,147
It's not cool
to be homophobic,

325
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:42,887
but I totally respect
your right to be.

326
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,629
You think I'm homophobic
because I won't embrace a man

327
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:47,762
in his underpants
that I just met?
Is that your definition?

328
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:51,157
But your reaction
was really strong.
Borderline violent.

329
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:55,117
I bet if I were
a hot woman in a bikini,

330
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,119
you'd probably be fine
hugging me, yeah?

331
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,512
Your question is,

332
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:01,384
"Would I prefer to hug
a hot woman in a bikini

333
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:04,126
"over a male stranger
in his underpants?"

334
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,824
And my answer to that
will determine whether
or not I'm a homophobe

335
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:08,565
according to you?

336
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:11,133
I think you've
oversimplified it,
but yes.

337
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,743
I do.Okay.

338
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:15,485
Here's my answer...
I'm the senior officer here.

339
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,400
You're the rookie
that doesn't know
his mouth from his asshole,

340
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:19,315
let alone the definition
of homophobia.

341
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:22,144
So, from here on out,
you're just gonna
shut the fuck up

342
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,668
and wait patiently for me
to ask all the questions.
Understood?

343
00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:25,800
I got that.

344
00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,758
Understood?I understand.

345
00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:29,804
I'm sorry.Better.

346
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:32,154
You know,
I think I'm a little nervous
'cause it's my first day

347
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,590
and I have a lot
riding on this.Don't worry about it.

348
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,070
I'm trying to salvage
my marriage--

349
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,637
Did I ask you about
your failing marriage?

350
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,855
No.

351
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:40,380
Just shut up
and suit up, okay?

352
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:41,685
Okay.

353
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:45,863
No way. Come on. Jon Baker?
"The Baker"?

354
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,430
What's going on?

355
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:48,562
Brian Grieves. What the hell
are you doing here?

356
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:49,998
I'm an officer.

357
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,956
That's my partner,
Francis Poncherello.

358
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,697
What's up, bro?That is awesome!

359
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:56,352
My cousin competed
against you in freestyle.

360
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,528
I cannot tell you how many
times I've seen you ride.

361
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,008
Like, a billion.Ah!

362
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:02,053
That's so flattering.
Who was your cousin?

363
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:03,359
Oh, Reed Junior.

364
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:04,969
Oh, God.Yeah.

365
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,188
He was amazing.

366
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,711
I wish he would've
stuck with it.

367
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,974
Yeah, me too.

368
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,062
Yeah.Yeah.

369
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:12,542
Look, man, welcome.

370
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,065
I cannot wait
to work with you.

371
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:16,198
Oh, man! Do you ride?Fuck yeah!

372
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:17,286
Oh, we're gonna ride!

373
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:19,201
Awesome. You too, Poncharrow.

374
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,943
[BOTH GRUNTING]GRIEVES: Buddy!

375
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,249
This is gonna be badass!It means a lot to me.

376
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,554
Hell, yeah.
All right, later.

377
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,121
All right, take care.

378
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,658
ARNAUD:  Do you have
a favorite artist?

379
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:44,792
RAY: I have a favorite size.
Backpack.

380
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,968
We've just the piece
for you.

381
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:51,886
Piet Mondrian's
Composition No. 7,1941.

382
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,975
20x26 inches.

383
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:56,020
And if you pay in cash,
it's 14

384
00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:57,544
million.

385
00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:59,154
For this?Mm-hmm.

386
00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:02,070
Is it finished?

387
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:04,072
Indeed.
You can roll this painting up
and put it in your carry-on.

388
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:07,815
No matter where you take it
in the world, it's worth 14.

389
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:10,339
There's no better way
to get cash across the border.

390
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:13,255
Perfect, I'll take it.

391
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,431
I don't have it,
but I'll get you the 14.

392
00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:18,042
Excellent.

393
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,133
PONCH:  Put that away.

394
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:23,265
You're going to get us
pegged as slap-dicks.
Come on.

395
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:24,571
JON: No, I got to take notes.

396
00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:26,442
[JON SHUSHING]

397
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:28,052
Hi.Good morning.

398
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:30,577
Okay, everybody.

399
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,143
Uh, we have a couple
of new team members

400
00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:33,449
to welcome this morning.

401
00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:35,277
Transferring from
the Redding branch

402
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:37,627
is Officer Pantera.

403
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:40,500
It's Poncherello.
Francis Llewyl Poncherello.

404
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,023
CAPTAIN JANE LINDEL:
Hi, Francis.

405
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,677
You can call me Ponch.
Ponch is fine.

406
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,940
Ponch. Much easier.

407
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:49,248
And correcting me is,
uh, Jon Baker.

408
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:53,295
Uh, Jon has the distinction of
being the oldest rookie ever.

409
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:54,905
MAN:  Ooh. By nine years.

410
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,648
Thank you. Thank you.

411
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:00,476
Oh, I actually
have a rookie question,

412
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,304
if you don't
mind me interrupting.

413
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:05,176
Um, I was told that I have to
land in the top ten percent,

414
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,482
of my department
in citations--

415
00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:08,876
It's a joke.
He was just joking.

416
00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:10,356
Great joke, Jon!

417
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:12,227
Keep 'em comin'![LAUGHTER]

418
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,663
CAPTAIN JANE LINDEL:  Okay,
we're having a problem

419
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,448
with the fire
extinguishers, people.

420
00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,014
Do you each have
one in your car?
Show of hands.

421
00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:18,407
Who has a fire extinguisher
in their car,

422
00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:20,540
at this very moment
as we speak?

423
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,151
JON: I gotta say this is
pretty badass, yeah?

424
00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,414
Being all suited up
for battle.

425
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,851
While looking
like UPS drivers?

426
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:30,593
Yeah, that's super cool.
Fuckin' go brown, right?

427
00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:34,162
What, I don't... We don't look
like UPS drivers. Do you...

428
00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:35,946
Hold up a second.

429
00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:37,513
Yeah?ROTH:  It's Roth.

430
00:21:37,557 --> 00:21:39,341
You find out
where she works? On Riverside.

431
00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:40,995
AVA: Hey.

432
00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:42,953
Oh, hey! How are you?

433
00:21:42,997 --> 00:21:44,433
Good. How are you?Good.

434
00:21:44,477 --> 00:21:46,783
Is that your Sport 1000
I'm seeing?

435
00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:49,046
Yeah. You know
what that is?Ah...

436
00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:50,352
Just a little bit.

437
00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:52,398
I got
a Paul Smart 1000 myself.

438
00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:54,965
Oh, I love those.
Those are beautiful.So beautiful.

439
00:21:55,009 --> 00:21:56,706
I've been looking
for one of yours
for a while, though.

440
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,621
Car wash in the Valley? Yeah. Happy Hands.

441
00:21:58,665 --> 00:22:00,406
Okay. Send me the address.

442
00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:01,885
If you're interested,
you should ride up

443
00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:03,931
Angeles Crest with us
to Newcomb's Ranch.

444
00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:06,107
Beautiful ride,
ton of Ducatis.

445
00:22:06,716 --> 00:22:08,631
Um...

446
00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:12,243
God, I'm so flattered 'cause
you're crazy attractive,

447
00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:14,245
but I'm trying to repair
my marriage right now.

448
00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:16,900
Oh, my God. Really?What?

449
00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:19,686
First of all,
you're old as fuck.

450
00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:23,254
Second of all,
no one wants to hear about
your marriage troubles. Okay?

451
00:22:23,298 --> 00:22:25,126
So, maybe you just
want to get over yourself
a little bit?

452
00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:26,475
[STAMMERING]

453
00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:30,261
Good work.I wasn't... [GROANS]

454
00:22:30,305 --> 00:22:33,047
No, you're just blending
right in. It's perfect.

455
00:22:36,659 --> 00:22:39,314
I just hope he's not like
a crazy stalker or something.

456
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:42,361
You know?
I mean, he knew I had cats.

457
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,014
Crazy.

458
00:22:44,058 --> 00:22:45,755
You know, it's probably
a lucky guess or something.

459
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,106
Hmm...
Did you hear any names?

460
00:22:50,325 --> 00:22:52,327
LT. What's going on?

461
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,373
Yeah, someone
called him "LT."

462
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,984
How about the pilot?
Did he seem to fall,
or was he pushed out?

463
00:22:57,027 --> 00:23:00,553
No, I just saw him land.

464
00:23:00,596 --> 00:23:02,555
Oh, no, no,
don't go back there.
No, no, no, it's fine.

465
00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:03,947
You know what? Nobody's going
to get away with this.

466
00:23:03,991 --> 00:23:06,036
I promise, okay?

467
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,429
Is your friend
ticketing me?

468
00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:09,126
One down.PONCH:  Hey!

469
00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:11,955
Jon. What are you doing?

470
00:23:11,999 --> 00:23:14,262
What am I doing?What is this shit?

471
00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:16,438
No, no, no. Hey, this car
doesn't have plates.

472
00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:18,962
No, because it's brand new.
Can you not see
it's brand new?

473
00:23:19,006 --> 00:23:21,008
Listen, I've got to
write some tickets,

474
00:23:21,051 --> 00:23:22,836
or I'm going to
blow my probation,
and I'm going to get canned.

475
00:23:22,879 --> 00:23:25,316
But you got to use your brain.
They just bought this car.

476
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,275
We're up! We're up!
No seatbelt. Red Ford!

477
00:23:27,318 --> 00:23:29,146
No! We're not up!
You're getting ticket-happy!

478
00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:30,278
It's just a seatbelt.

479
00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:31,453
No!Mount up.

480
00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:32,759
No! Stay right here!

481
00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:33,977
Jesus Christ.

482
00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:38,678
[WHISTLES]

483
00:23:39,766 --> 00:23:40,854
Ponch.

484
00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:43,857
Is your partner okay?

485
00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:45,728
He just got assigned to me,
you know?

486
00:23:45,772 --> 00:23:48,470
Right.You transfer
from Redding?

487
00:23:48,514 --> 00:23:50,516
Yeah! Ponch.

488
00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:52,431
Ray.Nice to meet you.

489
00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:54,781
You must know Bob Lynn?

490
00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:57,000
Of course. Asian Bob.
Everybody knows Bob.

491
00:23:57,044 --> 00:23:59,481
"Asian Bob"?Yeah.

492
00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:02,832
Thought he was like,
English or Scottish
or something.

493
00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:05,966
Oh, you're talking about
Bob Lynn, L-Y-N-N.

494
00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:08,882
I thought you were talking
about Bob Lin, L-I-N,

495
00:24:08,925 --> 00:24:10,492
who's Asian as hell.

496
00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:12,668
I think he's like
a hundred percent.

497
00:24:12,712 --> 00:24:15,192
But to answer
your question, yes.
I do know white Bob.

498
00:24:15,236 --> 00:24:16,629
Hey, we haven't met.
I'm Gay Terry.

499
00:24:16,672 --> 00:24:18,674
[LAUGHTER]

500
00:24:18,718 --> 00:24:20,676
I'm sorry,
Irish Gay Terry.

501
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,417
That makes sense.
That makes sense.

502
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,637
JON: Whoa, whoa, whoa...

503
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,813
Don't do that! Hey![LAUGHTER]

504
00:24:28,205 --> 00:24:29,511
Okay, this is a prank.

505
00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:31,078
Yeah, I wish it was a prank.

506
00:24:31,121 --> 00:24:32,688
RATHBUN:  Buh-bye, Francis!You have to be playin'.

507
00:24:32,732 --> 00:24:34,560
Backing up,
you don't even look?

508
00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:36,953
Everything's gone to shit,
that's how it's gone.

509
00:24:36,997 --> 00:24:39,521
Hey, I need the address
of the pilot that jumped.

510
00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:42,219
And I also need a profile
made for a Bob Lin...

511
00:24:42,263 --> 00:24:44,308
L-I-N for the last name,

512
00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:46,093
and he's got to be
super Asian.

513
00:24:46,136 --> 00:24:49,400
ROTH:  Got it.
Bob Lin, super Asian.Okay.

514
00:24:49,444 --> 00:24:51,011
Fuck.[JON GRUNTING]

515
00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:52,491
You got it, bro?

516
00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:53,709
Huh?

517
00:24:53,753 --> 00:24:54,754
All right.

518
00:25:04,938 --> 00:25:06,287
We're the Highway Patrol.

519
00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:08,245
Shouldn't we be patrolling
a highway?

520
00:25:08,289 --> 00:25:10,247
I'm paying my respects
to the widow
of a fallen officer.

521
00:25:10,291 --> 00:25:12,032
It's going to take me
all of two minutes.

522
00:25:12,075 --> 00:25:16,253
Okay, listen, I have one shot
at saving my marriage, okay?

523
00:25:16,297 --> 00:25:17,907
This job is crucial to that.

524
00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:19,343
I couldn't care
less about your wife,

525
00:25:19,387 --> 00:25:20,649
but stay with
the bikes, okay?

526
00:25:20,693 --> 00:25:21,955
And don't ticket anybody.

527
00:25:21,998 --> 00:25:24,218
Okay, and fuck that.
Not a chance.

528
00:25:24,261 --> 00:25:25,567
Excuse me?

529
00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:27,134
I'm not letting
my partner fly solo,

530
00:25:27,177 --> 00:25:28,875
into an unknown environment.[KEYPAD BEEPING]

531
00:25:28,918 --> 00:25:30,354
What you're not
going let me or not

532
00:25:30,398 --> 00:25:31,704
let me do a damn thing.
You're a rookie!

533
00:25:31,747 --> 00:25:33,444
Okay, I respect your rank,

534
00:25:33,488 --> 00:25:34,707
but I am not letting you

535
00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:36,926
enter a domicile
while on duty

536
00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:38,232
without me
at your six o'clock.

537
00:25:38,275 --> 00:25:39,494
It's a nonstarter, Ponch.Christ!

538
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,670
It's unsafe.Fine!

539
00:25:41,714 --> 00:25:43,106
Just keep your mouth shut.

540
00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:45,021
Okay.

541
00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:46,501
Listen, I do need
to warn you, though.

542
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,416
I sometimes get nauseous
in people's homes,

543
00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:50,549
because of the mix of smells,

544
00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,855
the pheromones of food
and pets.

545
00:25:52,899 --> 00:25:55,205
You're fuckin' weird, bro.

546
00:25:55,249 --> 00:25:58,426
I don't remember Terrell
ever mentioning a Pueblerro.
Is that Native American?

547
00:25:58,469 --> 00:26:00,123
It's Poncherello.

548
00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:01,821
I don't remember that either.

549
00:26:01,864 --> 00:26:04,606
Yeah, I just wanted to stop by
and give my condolences.

550
00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:06,826
Please don't touch anything
in the salon.

551
00:26:09,829 --> 00:26:12,266
PONCH:  I was just so shocked.

552
00:26:12,309 --> 00:26:14,181
You know, like, I mean,
I've known TJ for years,

553
00:26:14,224 --> 00:26:17,619
and I just can't imagine him
jumping out of a helicopter,

554
00:26:17,663 --> 00:26:19,752
and plus,
I've always wondered,

555
00:26:19,795 --> 00:26:23,799
was TJ dealing with
some kind of depression?

556
00:26:23,843 --> 00:26:26,933
Certainly nothing I knew of.
We were very, very happy.

557
00:26:26,976 --> 00:26:29,936
Right. Did he owe
anybody any money?

558
00:26:29,979 --> 00:26:31,938
[CAT PURRING]

559
00:26:31,981 --> 00:26:33,766
JOY:  Absolutely not.
He left behind
a savings account.

560
00:26:33,809 --> 00:26:34,810
No debts.

561
00:26:34,854 --> 00:26:36,203
[GROANING]

562
00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:41,861
I think
I'll get some fresh air.

563
00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:44,037
[JON COUGHING]

564
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,212
Sorry about him.

565
00:26:46,561 --> 00:26:47,910
Uh, was he happy
working with Parish?

566
00:26:47,954 --> 00:26:50,478
Like, did they get along?

567
00:26:50,521 --> 00:26:52,828
You know,
I have an appointment
I need to get ready for.

568
00:26:52,872 --> 00:26:56,266
Right. Yeah, me too.
I got to go visit LT.

569
00:26:57,180 --> 00:26:58,399
Who's LT?

570
00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:01,358
Just a mutual friend.

571
00:27:02,011 --> 00:27:03,317
I'm sorry.

572
00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:08,322
[METAL CLATTERING]

573
00:27:08,365 --> 00:27:09,628
Get outta there.

574
00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:11,107
Get outta there, dude!JON:  Huh?

575
00:27:11,151 --> 00:27:13,240
Get outta there. Jesus.

576
00:27:13,283 --> 00:27:15,634
I hope you got
closure in there.Closure?

577
00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:17,505
Yeah, because
I almost lost it

578
00:27:17,548 --> 00:27:20,508
when that cat went
face-first into
the litter box. Ugh!

579
00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:22,292
What kind of dude uses
the word "closure"?

580
00:27:22,336 --> 00:27:24,381
What are you,
a therapist?No.

581
00:27:24,425 --> 00:27:26,340
But I've been in couples'
therapy for a year.

582
00:27:26,383 --> 00:27:28,864
And that's what it's called
when you try to resolve
painful feelings.

583
00:27:28,908 --> 00:27:30,561
Isn't that why we're here?

584
00:27:30,605 --> 00:27:32,389
So you could process
the passing of your friend?

585
00:27:32,433 --> 00:27:35,044
Which, by the way,
I am so sorry
for your loss, man.

586
00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:36,089
Oh, my God, dude.So, sorry.

587
00:27:36,132 --> 00:27:37,525
What?

588
00:27:37,568 --> 00:27:39,048
No, it's just your...
Your word choice.

589
00:27:39,092 --> 00:27:41,572
It's like you're three beers
too intimate.

590
00:27:41,616 --> 00:27:44,488
You know what...
[GROANS] It's the pills.

591
00:27:44,532 --> 00:27:46,142
[CHUCKLES] Oh, okay.Yeah.

592
00:27:46,186 --> 00:27:47,622
Textbook deflection.Oh!

593
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,406
You couldn't be more
cliched if you tried.

594
00:27:49,450 --> 00:27:51,278
[BARITONE]
"I'm a tough motorcycle cop.

595
00:27:51,321 --> 00:27:52,758
"I got no emotions."

596
00:27:52,801 --> 00:27:54,194
"I don't care who dies."Fuck you. Fuck you!

597
00:27:54,237 --> 00:27:55,499
Your buddy's been dead
how long?

598
00:27:55,543 --> 00:27:56,718
You still haven't
dealt with it?

599
00:27:56,762 --> 00:27:58,720
He's been dead
a month, Freud.

600
00:27:58,764 --> 00:28:00,809
A month?Yeah.

601
00:28:00,853 --> 00:28:02,985
That's weird.What's weird, dude?

602
00:28:03,029 --> 00:28:06,423
Oh, this... It's weird that
his wife moved on in a month.

603
00:28:06,467 --> 00:28:08,382
In your expertise,
she's moved on.
How can you tell?

604
00:28:08,425 --> 00:28:10,210
Well, there's nothing
of his in that house.

605
00:28:10,253 --> 00:28:11,733
There's no commendations
on the wall,

606
00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:13,735
no pictures of him
and his buddies fishing.

607
00:28:13,779 --> 00:28:15,737
There's no tools.

608
00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:18,000
He was a helicopter pilot
without a work bench
or a tool box?

609
00:28:18,044 --> 00:28:20,176
And no gun safe?

610
00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:21,917
What cop
doesn't have a gun safe?

611
00:28:21,961 --> 00:28:24,180
It's just weird.
Feels like
he didn't live there.

612
00:28:24,224 --> 00:28:26,530
Bro, I got to hit the Arby's
at the bottom of the hill,
man. I'm on E.

613
00:28:26,574 --> 00:28:28,054
Okay?Yeah.

614
00:28:35,104 --> 00:28:36,105
Huh?

615
00:28:39,326 --> 00:28:40,762
ROTH:  Hello?Hey, Roth?

616
00:28:40,806 --> 00:28:42,285
Yeah, what's up?

617
00:28:42,329 --> 00:28:44,766
Yeah, find out if TJ owned
another property,

618
00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:47,116
like a rented or leased.

619
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,378
ROTH:  No problem.

620
00:28:51,512 --> 00:28:52,643
What's going on?

621
00:28:52,687 --> 00:28:54,080
Huh?

622
00:28:54,123 --> 00:28:55,734
Why are you in front
of my partner's house?

623
00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:57,779
Oh, just giving
my condolences.

624
00:28:57,823 --> 00:28:59,563
You knew TJ? Yup.

625
00:28:59,607 --> 00:29:00,869
The Academy.

626
00:29:00,913 --> 00:29:04,133
Really? What year
was that exactly?

627
00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:05,918
Why are you
shaking me down, man?

628
00:29:05,961 --> 00:29:07,746
I mean,
first at lunch and now here?

629
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:09,573
I mean,
I was friends with TJ.

630
00:29:09,617 --> 00:29:11,793
All right, we were friends and
I thought we'd get along too.

631
00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:13,490
But if you're going
to be up my ass,
then I'll just keep it movin'.

632
00:29:13,534 --> 00:29:14,796
This is my partner's widow.

633
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,102
I see you around
this house again,

634
00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:18,931
I will be in your ass
with a boot.

635
00:29:18,974 --> 00:29:21,150
Yeah, yeah,
be well, bro.Yeah.

636
00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:26,068
JON: Oh, that's quality beef.

637
00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:28,767
Hey, before you go
writing another
tire pressure ticket,

638
00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:31,987
tell me what kind of
bikes these are.

639
00:29:32,031 --> 00:29:34,511
It's the Ducati Hypermotard.
The 939.

640
00:29:34,555 --> 00:29:36,035
It's their
all-terrain race bike.

641
00:29:36,078 --> 00:29:37,688
How could you know?
You haven't even seen it.

642
00:29:37,732 --> 00:29:41,214
Just listen. You hear that?
It's a big V-twin.

643
00:29:41,257 --> 00:29:42,781
Yeah, but a lot of people
make twins.

644
00:29:42,824 --> 00:29:45,696
Yeah, but that one's revving
at, like, 9000 RPM

645
00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:47,655
which only
a four-valve motor will do.

646
00:29:47,698 --> 00:29:51,137
The only four-valve twin
in a supermoto setup
is the Ducati.

647
00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:52,616
[BIKE ENGINE IGNITION]

648
00:29:53,574 --> 00:29:56,707
They're fast as fuck.

649
00:29:56,751 --> 00:29:59,232
♪ All I wanna do
in the middle of the evening

650
00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:01,277
♪ Is hold you tight

651
00:30:01,321 --> 00:30:05,238
♪ Rosanna, Rosanna

652
00:30:05,281 --> 00:30:06,717
PONCH: Hey, Jon.
Can I tell you something?

653
00:30:08,589 --> 00:30:10,852
It was pretty impressive
the way you were able to peg

654
00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:13,463
those bikes back there.

655
00:30:13,507 --> 00:30:18,555
I think if you would just
chill for five minutes, man,
we can have a winning team.

656
00:30:18,599 --> 00:30:19,687
You know what I mean?

657
00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:21,732
JON: LA-15-7-MARY-3 and 4,

658
00:30:21,776 --> 00:30:24,735
we are in pursuit
of red Ferrari.

659
00:30:24,779 --> 00:30:26,346
Code three!

660
00:30:26,389 --> 00:30:28,783
I was trying to give you
a goddamn compliment, man!

661
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,524
[POLICE SIREN WAILING]

662
00:30:35,572 --> 00:30:37,357
JON: This is 7-MARY-4,
we need backup.

663
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:38,662
All units.

664
00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:42,710
Pull over!

665
00:30:45,104 --> 00:30:48,455
Oh, yeah?
Rock beats scissors.
Over!

666
00:30:59,074 --> 00:31:00,423
PONCH: Jon, stop!

667
00:31:00,467 --> 00:31:02,295
Yeah, One second. Stop! That's an order!

668
00:31:02,338 --> 00:31:04,993
License and registration.What are you doing, boy?

669
00:31:05,037 --> 00:31:06,342
Could you not see
what I was holding up?

670
00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:08,867
Okay, lower the music,
please.

671
00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:12,087
"CHP Widows' Fund
Gold Donor."

672
00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:13,349
What is this?
Are you a widow?

673
00:31:13,393 --> 00:31:14,785
Hey!One second!

674
00:31:14,829 --> 00:31:17,049
Turn down the music!Please turn it down.

675
00:31:17,092 --> 00:31:18,746
If you keep ignoring me,
I'm going to write you up
for insubordination.

676
00:31:18,789 --> 00:31:20,704
Do you want to keep this job?

677
00:31:20,748 --> 00:31:23,490
If we don't stop
doing your errands and
do some police work,

678
00:31:23,533 --> 00:31:25,318
I'm not going to
have a job to lose.

679
00:31:25,361 --> 00:31:27,102
Excuse me, I'm not going
to have my day eaten away

680
00:31:27,146 --> 00:31:28,799
by two bickering old ladies.

681
00:31:28,843 --> 00:31:32,455
Shut up, and turn down
the fucking Toto, please.

682
00:31:32,499 --> 00:31:34,109
[MUSIC STOPS]

683
00:31:34,153 --> 00:31:35,632
JON:  Stay in this car.PONCH:  Sir!

684
00:31:35,676 --> 00:31:36,720
Stay in this car.

685
00:31:36,764 --> 00:31:38,505
No, I spent
ten thousand dollars

686
00:31:38,548 --> 00:31:40,463
to the Widows' Fund
to get that thing.

687
00:31:40,507 --> 00:31:42,074
Now it's mine!Sir.

688
00:31:42,117 --> 00:31:43,945
Get your hands on the car.
Get up against the car!

689
00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:45,077
You want to do this?[POLICE SIREN WAILING]

690
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,730
I'll do it. I'll do it.

691
00:31:46,774 --> 00:31:48,471
OLD MAN:  Oh,
you're in so much trouble.

692
00:31:48,515 --> 00:31:50,038
JON:  I'm trained to do it,
and I know how to do it.

693
00:31:50,082 --> 00:31:50,909
You know how dangerous it is
to drive at that speed?

694
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,781
Hey.Hey.

695
00:31:53,824 --> 00:31:55,696
Is this your "get out of jail
free" card in Los Angeles?

696
00:31:55,739 --> 00:31:58,003
Oh, no, it's a... Uh, from
the gold donor program,

697
00:31:58,046 --> 00:32:00,092
used to be
a guaranteed warning.

698
00:32:00,135 --> 00:32:02,877
We usually just tell them
that the policy ended,
and let 'em go.

699
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,835
Oh.We should grab a drink.

700
00:32:04,879 --> 00:32:05,967
Really?Mmm-hmm.

701
00:32:06,011 --> 00:32:07,447
Okay, come with me.
Come with me.

702
00:32:07,490 --> 00:32:09,840
You're going to take
a free ride now.

703
00:32:09,884 --> 00:32:11,103
PONCH:  Come with me, sir.

704
00:32:11,146 --> 00:32:12,713
Thank you.I got it.

705
00:32:12,756 --> 00:32:14,106
What, you got-- Why are you
taking him this way?

706
00:32:14,149 --> 00:32:15,759
There's been
a change in policy, sir.

707
00:32:15,803 --> 00:32:17,457
This is your one freebie.Thank you very much.

708
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:19,154
Hey! What are you doing?Just go, just go, go, go.

709
00:32:19,198 --> 00:32:20,460
You can't let this
obnoxious prick go!

710
00:32:20,503 --> 00:32:21,852
Get in the car, sir.No, no, no.

711
00:32:21,896 --> 00:32:23,202
No, you're getting back
in the cop car.

712
00:32:23,245 --> 00:32:25,378
Jon, let go of him!You let go of him!

713
00:32:25,421 --> 00:32:26,857
Dude, he's old as fuck!

714
00:32:26,901 --> 00:32:28,859
Yeah, I know.
He's old, and he's fragile.

715
00:32:28,903 --> 00:32:30,078
So, stop fucking
jerking on him.

716
00:32:30,122 --> 00:32:31,166
No, you are, man!Ah!

717
00:32:31,210 --> 00:32:32,515
RATHBUN:  Get him, Francis!

718
00:32:32,559 --> 00:32:34,474
What the fuck, bitch?

719
00:32:34,517 --> 00:32:36,389
I'm trying to fucking
blend in here, man.

720
00:32:36,432 --> 00:32:37,868
I suggest
you do the same, okay.

721
00:32:37,912 --> 00:32:41,176
A, you're a coward
and a cheap-shot artist.

722
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:46,442
B, I have to write tickets
and be safe and good conduct!

723
00:32:46,486 --> 00:32:48,749
Stop being
a goddamn boy scout, man!

724
00:32:48,792 --> 00:32:51,360
Get on your bike
and go home!

725
00:32:51,404 --> 00:32:53,580
Go home!
You're done for the day.

726
00:32:54,276 --> 00:32:55,582
[GROANING]

727
00:32:58,019 --> 00:32:59,064
Get outta here.

728
00:32:59,107 --> 00:33:00,587
Fuck.

729
00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:03,024
RATHBUN: This is so hot.LINDSEY:  Mmm.

730
00:33:03,068 --> 00:33:04,634
I like that little
brown one.

731
00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:06,201
I would take either.

732
00:33:06,245 --> 00:33:07,420
[GROANS]

733
00:33:11,598 --> 00:33:12,991
CLAY: What are you doing here?

734
00:33:13,730 --> 00:33:14,731
Hey.

735
00:33:15,819 --> 00:33:17,386
Get outta here.

736
00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:19,432
We question the guard
from the armored truck.

737
00:33:19,475 --> 00:33:21,564
After you interview Barton,
find out if someone
named "LT" works here.

738
00:33:21,608 --> 00:33:23,523
Barton's been MIA since--Don't, don't...

739
00:33:23,566 --> 00:33:25,655
Don't tell him shit.
Who's "LT"?

740
00:33:25,699 --> 00:33:28,049
He's the shot caller.
I heard it from
one of the witnesses.

741
00:33:28,093 --> 00:33:30,051
You're talking
to witnesses now?

742
00:33:30,095 --> 00:33:32,053
You're supposed
to be undercover,
getting the co-pilot story.

743
00:33:32,097 --> 00:33:33,533
Oh, don't worry about it.
We're getting cozy,

744
00:33:33,576 --> 00:33:35,056
and by the way,
my new partner's awesome.

745
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,231
Bet you can't wait
to shoot him.

746
00:33:36,275 --> 00:33:37,537
You know what?

747
00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:40,366
I'm point, motherfucker!
I'm point.

748
00:33:40,409 --> 00:33:41,932
Well, then--I'm your boss!

749
00:33:41,976 --> 00:33:43,282
Get outta here.

750
00:33:47,112 --> 00:33:48,374
Officer.

751
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,291
COOPER:  Looks legit to me.

752
00:33:52,334 --> 00:33:53,944
RAY: I don't really care
what this says.

753
00:33:53,988 --> 00:33:56,382
Hansen just saw him
at All Steel Armored.

754
00:33:56,425 --> 00:33:58,427
What about his partner?

755
00:33:58,471 --> 00:34:00,081
There's no way
Baker could be IA.

756
00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:03,258
He was a fucking X-Games guy
a few years back.

757
00:34:03,302 --> 00:34:05,130
You don't like it.No, I don't like it.

758
00:34:06,305 --> 00:34:07,741
My son's addicted to heroin.

759
00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:09,395
I got to get him out of this
fucking town.

760
00:34:09,438 --> 00:34:11,440
It's the only way
he's ever going to get clean.

761
00:34:11,484 --> 00:34:13,964
Now, let's just figure out
another way to move the money.

762
00:34:14,008 --> 00:34:15,618
And try to fly with cash?

763
00:34:15,662 --> 00:34:17,707
You kidding me?

764
00:34:17,751 --> 00:34:19,796
The painting's the best way
to walk through customs
with 14 million dollars.

765
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,885
It's beautiful. Well, then fuck it.

766
00:34:21,929 --> 00:34:24,758
Even if they do show up,
they'll be riding lawnmowers.

767
00:34:24,801 --> 00:34:26,455
Search Bob Lin. L-I-N.

768
00:34:26,499 --> 00:34:27,674
All right.

769
00:34:30,459 --> 00:34:31,808
COOPER: Oof!

770
00:34:31,852 --> 00:34:33,027
Asian as hell.

771
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:36,596
[WOMAN WHIMPERING]

772
00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:37,988
[MAN SCREAMING]

773
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,210
[GIGGLING]

774
00:34:46,954 --> 00:34:47,998
Hey.

775
00:34:48,042 --> 00:34:49,609
Hi, what's up?

776
00:34:49,652 --> 00:34:51,132
I'm right in the middle
of giving a swim lesson.

777
00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:52,873
Oh, sorry.

778
00:34:52,916 --> 00:34:54,135
What are you wearing?

779
00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:56,529
Oh, it's my, um...
It's my uniform.

780
00:34:57,791 --> 00:34:59,575
From the CHP.

781
00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:01,403
Aren't you supposed
to change out of it
after you get off work?

782
00:35:01,447 --> 00:35:04,276
Yeah, you can. I mean,
most guys probably...

783
00:35:04,319 --> 00:35:05,842
You know, it was my first day,
so I thought

784
00:35:05,886 --> 00:35:08,018
you'd probably want to see
what I look like.

785
00:35:08,062 --> 00:35:09,237
In all brown?

786
00:35:09,281 --> 00:35:10,717
[SCOFFS]

787
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:11,892
It's great, Jon.

788
00:35:12,762 --> 00:35:14,677
Yeah, um...

789
00:35:14,721 --> 00:35:17,463
I thought maybe it would
remind you of your dad.

790
00:35:17,506 --> 00:35:18,725
[EXCLAIMING]

791
00:35:20,683 --> 00:35:22,729
Oh, while I have you,

792
00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:25,949
you used the patio last night
to cut through
to the guest house.

793
00:35:25,993 --> 00:35:27,473
Let's stick
to the agreements, okay.

794
00:35:27,516 --> 00:35:28,691
Use the side entrance.

795
00:35:28,735 --> 00:35:30,693
Can you do that?

796
00:35:30,737 --> 00:35:32,086
Yeah. Sorry about that.

797
00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:34,175
Hey, Jon!

798
00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:36,177
Hey, Rick.

799
00:35:36,221 --> 00:35:37,700
You working down at UPS now?

800
00:35:37,744 --> 00:35:41,617
No, man, I'm a police officer.

801
00:35:50,887 --> 00:35:52,062
Hell, yeah.

802
00:36:00,245 --> 00:36:02,377
Hey, uh,
can we get a to-go box?

803
00:36:02,421 --> 00:36:05,032
It's for your shirt, bro,
so you can eat it later.

804
00:36:05,075 --> 00:36:07,077
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

805
00:36:07,121 --> 00:36:09,602
Classic Ponch-y.Yeah.

806
00:36:09,645 --> 00:36:11,386
Always deflecting!

807
00:36:11,430 --> 00:36:13,997
Oh, deflecting.
Why don't you stop
using that word?

808
00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:15,651
Do you even know
what the word means?Yeah.

809
00:36:15,695 --> 00:36:16,739
Because I got
a great example for you.

810
00:36:16,783 --> 00:36:18,088
Okay, give me an example.

811
00:36:18,132 --> 00:36:19,699
It's when a guy
is super embarrassed

812
00:36:19,742 --> 00:36:22,397
about taking his third dump
before 11:00 a.m.

813
00:36:22,441 --> 00:36:24,443
So he makes fun
of his partner's shirt.

814
00:36:24,486 --> 00:36:26,488
Deflecting.

815
00:36:26,532 --> 00:36:27,968
Okay, why are you counting
how many times
I go to the bathroom?

816
00:36:28,011 --> 00:36:29,448
Hard to miss, man.It's really pervy, man.

817
00:36:29,491 --> 00:36:31,058
Oh, it's pervy?Yeah.

818
00:36:31,101 --> 00:36:32,407
We're on and off these bikes
every half an hour,

819
00:36:32,451 --> 00:36:33,887
so you can go in there
and unload.

820
00:36:33,930 --> 00:36:35,410
Why don't you drop it?Admit it.

821
00:36:35,454 --> 00:36:38,457
You have something
going on intestinally,

822
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:43,679
and you're too proud to stop
at a Walgreen's
or a CVS to deal with it.

823
00:36:43,723 --> 00:36:46,291
Is it a chronic thing,
or did you eat something
dicey last night?

824
00:36:46,334 --> 00:36:47,553
Just drop it!

825
00:36:47,596 --> 00:36:48,728
Listen...
Okay, don't pull away.

826
00:36:48,771 --> 00:36:50,208
I'm... I'm worried about you.

827
00:36:50,251 --> 00:36:51,992
Is there any blood?

828
00:36:52,035 --> 00:36:54,951
Okay, you know what...Fucking blood.
Unbelievable.

829
00:36:54,995 --> 00:36:56,475
We're going to talk
about this.

830
00:37:02,350 --> 00:37:05,266
Dude, I will run in
and get you

831
00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:07,747
some Imodium
if you're ashamed, okay?

832
00:37:07,790 --> 00:37:11,141
Take the olive branch
and accept some help, okay.

833
00:37:11,185 --> 00:37:12,621
Come on, Ponch!

834
00:37:14,014 --> 00:37:15,972
Ponch, slow down.

835
00:37:16,016 --> 00:37:18,236
You're not good enough
to ride this fast.

836
00:37:18,279 --> 00:37:20,455
I'd rather crash and die
than talk to you.

837
00:37:20,499 --> 00:37:23,502
You clearly have
a health issue,
like Crohn's or colitis.

838
00:37:23,545 --> 00:37:26,287
I won't bring it up again.
Just, please, slow down.

839
00:37:26,331 --> 00:37:28,071
I don't have colitis,

840
00:37:28,115 --> 00:37:30,422
and there's other
goddamn reasons
for going to the bathroom!

841
00:37:30,465 --> 00:37:32,075
Yeah, but for 20 minutes?

842
00:37:32,119 --> 00:37:35,209
Even a prostate thing
would be like, uh...

843
00:37:36,993 --> 00:37:40,301
Oh, my God!

844
00:37:40,345 --> 00:37:43,652
Are you stroking yourself
three times a day

845
00:37:43,696 --> 00:37:45,393
in communal bathrooms?

846
00:37:45,437 --> 00:37:47,047
Drop it! That's an order!

847
00:37:47,090 --> 00:37:48,701
Ponch,
you're going to crash.

848
00:37:58,841 --> 00:38:01,148
Code Four!
We are a Code Four!

849
00:38:01,191 --> 00:38:03,542
Kiddo. Mask up.

850
00:38:12,202 --> 00:38:13,508
GRIEVES: Clear!

851
00:38:18,426 --> 00:38:19,819
[SIREN WAILING]

852
00:38:20,820 --> 00:38:21,908
He's got a gun!

853
00:38:23,605 --> 00:38:25,433
Fuck!

854
00:38:25,477 --> 00:38:28,523
Goddamn it!
Where'd they come from?

855
00:38:36,749 --> 00:38:39,055
[GRUNTS]

856
00:38:39,099 --> 00:38:41,580
Look, I'm sorry
you crashed, man.
I tried to warn you.

857
00:38:41,623 --> 00:38:42,668
I don't wanna talk about it.

858
00:38:42,711 --> 00:38:44,713
Okay.

859
00:38:44,757 --> 00:38:46,933
Look man, just, real quick,
I wasn't trying
to embarrass you.

860
00:38:46,976 --> 00:38:48,369
We all have sex issues.

861
00:38:48,413 --> 00:38:50,371
I haven't slept
with my wife in a year.

862
00:38:50,415 --> 00:38:53,722
But when people have
oversexualized behavior
like yours,

863
00:38:53,766 --> 00:38:55,898
sometimes that's evidence
of past childhood trauma,

864
00:38:55,942 --> 00:38:57,770
and I just wanted you
to feel safe talking to me.

865
00:38:57,813 --> 00:38:59,815
There's been no trauma, okay?

866
00:38:59,859 --> 00:39:03,166
And my goal in life isn't
to feel safe talking to you.

867
00:39:03,210 --> 00:39:05,995
What I do and how many times
I do it in the bathroom,

868
00:39:06,039 --> 00:39:07,780
that's personal, okay?

869
00:39:07,823 --> 00:39:10,739
That's my business.
That's not our business.

870
00:39:10,783 --> 00:39:12,741
I'll stay out of it.Okay, good.

871
00:39:12,785 --> 00:39:14,352
But, if something did happen,

872
00:39:14,395 --> 00:39:16,876
I just want you to hear me.
It's not your fault.

873
00:39:16,919 --> 00:39:19,487
Nothing happened, bro.
Nothing happened.It's not your fault.

874
00:39:19,531 --> 00:39:21,489
Are you positive?I'm positive.

875
00:39:21,533 --> 00:39:24,144
If anything, you should worry
about your shit.

876
00:39:24,187 --> 00:39:26,276
My shit? Oh,
what's my shit, Ponch?Yeah.

877
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,409
Well, Jon,

878
00:39:28,453 --> 00:39:31,673
if you haven't been fucking
your wife in over a year,
then somebody else has.

879
00:39:31,717 --> 00:39:33,762
It's not even
a question of "if,"
it's a question of "who."

880
00:39:33,806 --> 00:39:36,156
Like, who's been
fucking your wife?

881
00:39:36,199 --> 00:39:38,288
DISPATCHER:
LA-15 to all units. 211.

882
00:39:38,332 --> 00:39:39,725
Eastbound 101
on-ramp at Cahuenga.

883
00:39:39,768 --> 00:39:41,204
Armed suspects
fleeing on motorcycles.

884
00:39:41,248 --> 00:39:42,597
Oh, oh, oh, come on.

885
00:39:42,641 --> 00:39:44,773
It's three exits over.
Come on, let's go!

886
00:39:44,817 --> 00:39:46,775
I'm sorry, come on!
Help me with the bike!

887
00:39:50,562 --> 00:39:51,563
Goddamn it.

888
00:40:27,207 --> 00:40:28,643
[TIRES SCREECHING]

889
00:40:28,687 --> 00:40:30,079
[POLICE SIREN WAILING]

890
00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:32,908
[GLASS SHATTERING]

891
00:40:34,257 --> 00:40:35,868
Jesus Christ!

892
00:40:37,565 --> 00:40:39,654
JON: All right, go around me.
You won't make it.

893
00:40:39,698 --> 00:40:41,264
Bullshit! I can ride.

894
00:40:41,308 --> 00:40:44,398
You crashed eight minutes ago
on flat pavement.

895
00:40:48,576 --> 00:40:50,273
AVA:  Jon and Ponch,
what's your 20?

896
00:40:50,317 --> 00:40:53,538
I'm northbound,
through Elysian Park.

897
00:40:53,581 --> 00:40:55,931
Whoa, whoa... [GROANS]

898
00:40:55,975 --> 00:40:57,759
Ponch is southbound.

899
00:40:58,978 --> 00:41:00,501
[GRUNTS]

900
00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:03,330
Change of plans.
I'm going around.

901
00:41:03,373 --> 00:41:07,247
JON:  This is 7-MARY-4,
we're heading towards
some kind of fair.

902
00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:09,510
MAN:  7-MARY-4,
we're right behind you.

903
00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:11,860
I'd just moved
the stuffed animals
closer to the dunk tank,

904
00:41:11,904 --> 00:41:14,210
but other than that,
everything looks spectacular.

905
00:41:14,254 --> 00:41:15,734
What the fuck?

906
00:41:17,257 --> 00:41:18,258
Ah!

907
00:41:24,917 --> 00:41:26,266
Ah! Ow!

908
00:41:26,788 --> 00:41:27,833
Oh!

909
00:41:27,876 --> 00:41:28,921
[GRUNTS]

910
00:41:31,576 --> 00:41:32,968
[GRUNTING]

911
00:41:33,012 --> 00:41:34,535
Oh, God.

912
00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:36,145
Freeze! Get on the ground!

913
00:41:36,189 --> 00:41:39,714
RAY: Cool it!JON:  Goddamn it! Please!

914
00:41:39,758 --> 00:41:41,411
GRIEVES: Go! Go! Go!

915
00:41:45,067 --> 00:41:46,504
Call 911!

916
00:41:46,547 --> 00:41:48,680
Who are they gonna call?
Different cops?

917
00:41:48,723 --> 00:41:50,377
They're heading south
on Stadium Way.

918
00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:52,248
PONCH:  I'm on Stadium Way.

919
00:41:54,163 --> 00:41:55,817
Where are you guys?

920
00:41:57,297 --> 00:41:58,733
Stop!

921
00:41:58,777 --> 00:42:00,126
I said "Stop"!

922
00:42:00,169 --> 00:42:01,606
Stop, motherfuckers!

923
00:42:01,649 --> 00:42:03,129
Great job!

924
00:42:03,172 --> 00:42:05,610
I'm not gonna empty
my weapon without cause.

925
00:42:05,653 --> 00:42:08,917
If this was a public bathroom,
you'd be shootin' your weapon
all over the place.

926
00:42:08,961 --> 00:42:11,572
DISPATCHER:  EAGLE-6,
the suspects are
on Stadium Way,

927
00:42:11,616 --> 00:42:12,965
approaching Riverside.

928
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,667
Come on, you piece of shit!

929
00:42:19,711 --> 00:42:22,583
What's happening?These bikes'll
never catch those.

930
00:42:22,627 --> 00:42:25,107
They're just walking away.
Come on!

931
00:42:25,151 --> 00:42:27,066
PARISH:  Those bikes
must be going 150.

932
00:42:27,109 --> 00:42:28,807
We're maxed at 130.

933
00:42:28,850 --> 00:42:31,505
PONCH:  7-MARY-3 to EAGLE-6,
what is your status?

934
00:42:33,463 --> 00:42:34,943
EAGLE-6!

935
00:42:34,987 --> 00:42:37,380
Wake up!
What is your status?

936
00:42:37,424 --> 00:42:39,557
7-MARY-3, shut the fuck up.

937
00:42:43,909 --> 00:42:45,606
PATRICIA:  I don't see him.

938
00:42:45,650 --> 00:42:47,608
You got him? Negative.

939
00:42:53,092 --> 00:42:55,485
PATRICIA:
Shit, where'd they go?
Jon, you got eyes?

940
00:42:55,529 --> 00:42:56,617
No.

941
00:42:56,661 --> 00:42:58,010
[GRUNTS]

942
00:43:05,670 --> 00:43:07,672
JON: Dude, do you see them?No.

943
00:43:09,674 --> 00:43:11,937
Yeah, well done, EAGLE-6.

944
00:43:11,980 --> 00:43:13,503
Yeah, fantastic.

945
00:43:13,547 --> 00:43:16,202
[MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO][GASPS]

946
00:43:16,942 --> 00:43:17,986
JON: Ponch!

947
00:43:18,030 --> 00:43:19,553
[JON GRUNTING]PONCH: Ah!

948
00:43:26,734 --> 00:43:28,344
JON: Oh, shit.Holy shit!

949
00:43:28,388 --> 00:43:30,433
That was fucking close.[GRUNTS]

950
00:43:30,477 --> 00:43:32,174
Oh, hey...

951
00:43:32,218 --> 00:43:34,481
Dude, I just want--
[GRUNTS]

952
00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:37,310
That's for kicking my knee.

953
00:43:38,877 --> 00:43:40,879
Fucking hurt my feelings.

954
00:43:58,723 --> 00:43:59,811
[GROANS]

955
00:44:01,726 --> 00:44:02,988
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]

956
00:44:30,363 --> 00:44:31,625
Fuck.

957
00:44:40,765 --> 00:44:42,723
JON:  Hey, it's Jon.
Leave me a message.

958
00:44:42,767 --> 00:44:44,507
Hey, Jon.
I said I'm sorry, man.

959
00:44:44,551 --> 00:44:46,031
Stop declining my calls.

960
00:44:47,119 --> 00:44:48,511
All right, call me back, bud.

961
00:44:48,555 --> 00:44:50,383
RADIO ANNOUNCER:
All right, y'all.

962
00:44:50,426 --> 00:44:52,124
Gonna feel like we living
in Seattle tomorrow morning

963
00:44:52,167 --> 00:44:54,517
as rains are expected
throughout the Southland.

964
00:44:57,651 --> 00:44:59,784
[THUNDER RUMBLING]Mmm.

965
00:45:00,915 --> 00:45:02,134
Mmm.

966
00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:04,963
Ooh.

967
00:45:05,006 --> 00:45:06,138
Fuck.

968
00:45:09,445 --> 00:45:10,664
[GROANING]

969
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,062
Oh, fuck.

970
00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:19,760
Oh...

971
00:45:19,804 --> 00:45:21,370
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

972
00:45:21,414 --> 00:45:22,632
Fucking rain.

973
00:45:22,676 --> 00:45:24,634
Shit. Shit.

974
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:29,465
Karen! Sweetheart!

975
00:45:29,509 --> 00:45:32,164
[MUSIC PLAYING VIA SPEAKERS]JON:  Karen!

976
00:45:32,207 --> 00:45:34,906
Karen!

977
00:45:34,949 --> 00:45:37,473
Karen, can you come in here
and bring me my pills?

978
00:45:37,517 --> 00:45:39,345
Is that Jon?

979
00:45:39,388 --> 00:45:40,650
Probably.

980
00:45:40,694 --> 00:45:42,174
Karen, can you help me?Shouldn't...

981
00:45:42,217 --> 00:45:44,045
Should we help him?

982
00:45:44,089 --> 00:45:45,612
This is how he gets attention.

983
00:45:46,308 --> 00:45:47,962
So, no.

984
00:45:48,006 --> 00:45:49,747
Give me that mustache.

985
00:45:50,486 --> 00:45:51,792
Mmm.

986
00:45:51,836 --> 00:45:53,359
Shit. Shit.

987
00:45:54,447 --> 00:45:56,101
[CONTINUES GROANING]

988
00:46:02,890 --> 00:46:05,153
[BONE CRACKLES]

989
00:46:05,197 --> 00:46:06,807
[PANTING]

990
00:46:06,851 --> 00:46:08,635
[GROANING] Oh... Oh, oh...

991
00:46:09,157 --> 00:46:11,333
Oh. Mmm.

992
00:46:11,377 --> 00:46:13,161
Okay. Okay.

993
00:46:14,336 --> 00:46:17,122
Mmm, okay. Okay.

994
00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:20,778
Phone!

995
00:46:21,691 --> 00:46:23,650
Okay, okay.

996
00:46:23,693 --> 00:46:25,391
Okay.

997
00:46:25,434 --> 00:46:28,089
RAY:  My guy at the Bureau
says there's a panel on him...

998
00:46:28,133 --> 00:46:31,658
and his name is Castillo,
not Poncherello.

999
00:46:31,701 --> 00:46:34,530
Oh, shit,
Baker's calling me.RAY:  Ignore it.

1000
00:46:34,574 --> 00:46:35,836
Yeah, dispatch.

1001
00:46:37,055 --> 00:46:38,317
Mmm.

1002
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:42,016
Good morning.
Uh, it's Officer Jon Baker,

1003
00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:44,889
and I was wondering
if you could patch me
through to Ava Perez.

1004
00:46:44,932 --> 00:46:47,935
It's... [STUTTERS]
an emergency.

1005
00:46:47,979 --> 00:46:49,850
So, let me get this straight.

1006
00:46:49,894 --> 00:46:52,026
You thought it was
inappropriate to go on
a motorcycle ride together,

1007
00:46:52,070 --> 00:46:54,681
and now, I'm supposed to
come over to your bedroom,

1008
00:46:54,724 --> 00:46:56,988
help you from your bed
into your bathtub,

1009
00:46:57,031 --> 00:46:59,207
so you can pop some pills
and loosen up?

1010
00:46:59,251 --> 00:47:00,730
Yes, ma'am.

1011
00:47:00,774 --> 00:47:03,516
[LAUGHS] And I'm guessing
you're undressed.

1012
00:47:03,559 --> 00:47:06,258
I am not dressed.
That is correct.

1013
00:47:06,301 --> 00:47:09,478
[STUTTERS] What do you think?
10, 15 minutes, maybe?

1014
00:47:09,522 --> 00:47:11,263
I will not be right over.

1015
00:47:11,306 --> 00:47:12,742
All right, have a good one.

1016
00:47:12,786 --> 00:47:13,874
Ava?

1017
00:47:15,049 --> 00:47:18,400
[GROANING]

1018
00:47:18,444 --> 00:47:21,099
ROTH:  There was
no record of an "LT"
working at All Steel,

1019
00:47:21,142 --> 00:47:23,753
but I did get a hit on that
property search for TJ.

1020
00:47:23,797 --> 00:47:25,103
Turns out they filed an
eviction notice yesterday,

1021
00:47:25,146 --> 00:47:27,366
for an apartment
he cosigned on.

1022
00:47:27,409 --> 00:47:28,889
Oh, nice.

1023
00:47:28,933 --> 00:47:30,064
Text me the address.

1024
00:47:33,807 --> 00:47:36,027
Buddy.

1025
00:47:36,070 --> 00:47:38,203
JON:  Oh, my God, dude.
I can't tell you
how much I appreciate this.

1026
00:47:38,246 --> 00:47:40,466
I thought I was gonna have
to call 911 or something.

1027
00:47:40,509 --> 00:47:42,903
No, no, don't worry about it.
Do you need water?
Like, what do you need?

1028
00:47:42,947 --> 00:47:46,254
I don't need any water,
but I gotta get into that
bathtub soon.

1029
00:47:46,298 --> 00:47:47,777
If you could
carry me over there.

1030
00:47:47,821 --> 00:47:49,040
What? Excuse me,
what did you say?

1031
00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:50,650
I need to get into
some warm water,

1032
00:47:50,693 --> 00:47:52,347
or I'm gonna be stuck
on this floor all day.

1033
00:47:52,391 --> 00:47:54,306
So, just carry me over there
and pop me in the tub.

1034
00:47:54,349 --> 00:47:55,742
Yeah, I can't do that.

1035
00:47:55,785 --> 00:47:56,917
What do you mean
you can't do that?

1036
00:47:56,961 --> 00:47:58,614
Physically, I can do that.

1037
00:47:58,658 --> 00:48:00,138
But I'm not gonna carry your
naked ass into the tub.

1038
00:48:00,181 --> 00:48:01,748
I mean,
you got a curtain on, bro.

1039
00:48:01,791 --> 00:48:03,619
Are you kidding me?
I saved your life yesterday.

1040
00:48:03,663 --> 00:48:05,099
Oh, my God, I knew you were
gonna bring that up!

1041
00:48:05,143 --> 00:48:06,753
Of course I brought it up!

1042
00:48:06,796 --> 00:48:08,320
I saved your life,
you won't even carry me!

1043
00:48:08,363 --> 00:48:10,322
I'll do anything else!

1044
00:48:10,365 --> 00:48:11,976
I'll clean this
fucking pigsty,
but I'm not gonna carry you.

1045
00:48:12,019 --> 00:48:13,455
You wouldn't be
standing here!

1046
00:48:13,499 --> 00:48:14,848
You can't lift me
and take me to the tub?

1047
00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:16,545
You know what,
I'll drag you there,

1048
00:48:16,589 --> 00:48:17,938
but I'm not gonna cradle you
like a newborn. Okay.

1049
00:48:17,982 --> 00:48:19,113
I'm not gonna do that.Okay.

1050
00:48:19,157 --> 00:48:20,723
You're gonna drag me there?Yeah.

1051
00:48:20,767 --> 00:48:22,377
Once you drag me there,

1052
00:48:22,421 --> 00:48:23,857
you're gonna have to lift me
up into the tub anyway.

1053
00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:24,902
So just grab me
and get it over with.

1054
00:48:24,945 --> 00:48:25,946
Oh, God. Fine. Fine!

1055
00:48:25,990 --> 00:48:27,469
You're such a homophobe.

1056
00:48:27,513 --> 00:48:28,993
Stop calling me that!

1057
00:48:29,036 --> 00:48:30,429
You won't even look at me!You'd have to be gay

1058
00:48:30,472 --> 00:48:32,039
for me to be homophobic
towards you!

1059
00:48:32,083 --> 00:48:35,042
You're using it incorrectly
and irresponsibly.

1060
00:48:35,738 --> 00:48:36,870
Okay. Argh! Ow!

1061
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:38,654
God, you're fucking
hurting me, man.

1062
00:48:38,698 --> 00:48:40,265
Let's just get it over with!You're making it worse!

1063
00:48:40,308 --> 00:48:41,831
I'm not gonna argue
semantics with you.

1064
00:48:41,875 --> 00:48:43,746
Oh!Oh, my God, dude!

1065
00:48:43,790 --> 00:48:45,531
Dude, dude, dude...Oh, no!

1066
00:48:45,574 --> 00:48:46,662
Grab the curtain! Go!

1067
00:48:46,706 --> 00:48:47,794
I'm trying!
I can't feel floor!

1068
00:48:50,101 --> 00:48:51,450
[GROANS]

1069
00:48:53,278 --> 00:48:54,279
[GROANS]

1070
00:48:55,802 --> 00:48:57,064
[JON GROANING]Oh, God.

1071
00:48:57,108 --> 00:48:59,980
JON: Oh, my God. Dude.

1072
00:49:00,024 --> 00:49:01,634
Oh, man.

1073
00:49:01,677 --> 00:49:03,070
PONCH: I'm sorry, bro!

1074
00:49:03,114 --> 00:49:05,507
Hey... Did you break anything?
You okay?

1075
00:49:05,551 --> 00:49:07,727
No, I don't think so.Okay.

1076
00:49:08,423 --> 00:49:09,990
Oh, my gosh!

1077
00:49:10,034 --> 00:49:11,992
[GROANING]

1078
00:49:12,036 --> 00:49:13,515
Hey, man.Yeah?

1079
00:49:13,559 --> 00:49:15,039
Did I...

1080
00:49:15,082 --> 00:49:17,911
Did I feel you face-plant
into my pubic mound?

1081
00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:20,696
No, no, no! There was
no contact whatsoever.

1082
00:49:20,740 --> 00:49:22,698
Are you sure?
Because I could've sworn

1083
00:49:22,742 --> 00:49:24,700
I felt either your nose
or your lips?

1084
00:49:24,744 --> 00:49:26,528
No, nothing touched, bro.
Nothing touched

1085
00:49:26,572 --> 00:49:28,704
[SPLASHING]Oh...

1086
00:49:28,748 --> 00:49:30,097
[JON MOANING]

1087
00:49:32,578 --> 00:49:34,014
There might have been
like a...

1088
00:49:34,058 --> 00:49:35,581
Like a little bit of contact.

1089
00:49:36,321 --> 00:49:37,931
[LAUGHTER]

1090
00:49:41,021 --> 00:49:43,589
I fucking knew it!
I felt it!

1091
00:49:43,632 --> 00:49:45,634
You face-planted my bag!

1092
00:49:47,245 --> 00:49:48,942
I think this is God's way of
getting back to me

1093
00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:51,031
for all the shit that I said
about your wife yesterday.

1094
00:49:51,075 --> 00:49:53,555
[STUTTERS] That was really
shitty of me. I'm sorry.

1095
00:49:53,599 --> 00:49:55,209
It's all right.

1096
00:49:55,253 --> 00:49:57,429
Yeah, but if someone would
have said that shit to me,

1097
00:49:57,472 --> 00:50:00,171
I wouldn't have risked
my life to save theirs
like 10 minutes later.

1098
00:50:00,214 --> 00:50:01,737
I mean,
it's pretty unbelievable.

1099
00:50:05,437 --> 00:50:08,396
You know, you're the second
person to save my life?

1100
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:09,789
Yeah? Who was the first?

1101
00:50:09,832 --> 00:50:11,486
My ex-partner.

1102
00:50:12,313 --> 00:50:13,836
Agent Glade.

1103
00:50:14,489 --> 00:50:15,838
Agent Glade?

1104
00:50:15,882 --> 00:50:17,318
What do you mean,
Agent Glade?

1105
00:50:19,364 --> 00:50:21,061
I'm FBI.

1106
00:50:21,105 --> 00:50:24,282
You're FBI?Yup.

1107
00:50:24,325 --> 00:50:26,066
Are you working
the armored car jobs?

1108
00:50:26,110 --> 00:50:28,677
Oh, I'm not working them.
We're working them.

1109
00:50:28,721 --> 00:50:31,811
Oh, you were right about that
helicopter pilot that jumped.

1110
00:50:31,854 --> 00:50:33,987
He had a second home.

1111
00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:35,989
And there's no way he could
afford it on a cop's salary.
He had to have been dirty.

1112
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,338
We gotta go check it out.

1113
00:50:37,382 --> 00:50:38,905
You get in this tub
with me right now.

1114
00:50:38,948 --> 00:50:40,863
[LAUGHS]

1115
00:50:40,907 --> 00:50:43,649
I'm gonna wash you from
head to toe, Ponch-y.

1116
00:50:43,692 --> 00:50:45,172
You need help?Huh?

1117
00:50:45,216 --> 00:50:46,478
Help?No, I got it.

1118
00:50:46,521 --> 00:50:48,610
You sure?Yup.

1119
00:50:48,654 --> 00:50:50,395
Oh!

1120
00:50:50,438 --> 00:50:51,526
I, um...

1121
00:50:51,570 --> 00:50:53,441
Okay. I'm good. I'm good.

1122
00:50:53,485 --> 00:50:55,443
Oh, God!Sorry.

1123
00:50:55,487 --> 00:50:57,097
Come on!Okay.

1124
00:50:58,707 --> 00:51:00,796
Yeah, they moved all this
stuff in on a Sunday,

1125
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,450
but I don't think they
actually ever slept here.

1126
00:51:02,494 --> 00:51:05,366
They? Another woman?

1127
00:51:05,410 --> 00:51:08,152
No, it was a man.
His partner.

1128
00:51:08,195 --> 00:51:09,457
You know.

1129
00:51:09,501 --> 00:51:11,459
Oh, yeah.Mmm-hmm, yeah, we dig.

1130
00:51:11,503 --> 00:51:12,852
Where's the workbench?

1131
00:51:12,895 --> 00:51:15,463
Is there a garage?Yeah. I'll show you.

1132
00:51:15,507 --> 00:51:17,117
Five dollars. Five dollars
says there's a workbench.

1133
00:51:17,161 --> 00:51:18,162
Five dollars.

1134
00:51:26,257 --> 00:51:29,129
Gun safe. Workbench.

1135
00:51:29,173 --> 00:51:30,609
Five dollars.

1136
00:51:30,652 --> 00:51:32,524
Was his boyfriend
on the lease?

1137
00:51:32,567 --> 00:51:35,266
Uh, yeah.

1138
00:51:35,309 --> 00:51:37,006
David Barton.

1139
00:51:37,050 --> 00:51:38,356
Oh, shit!

1140
00:51:39,270 --> 00:51:41,794
Who's David Barton?

1141
00:51:41,837 --> 00:51:43,665
That was the guard that was
being held at gunpoint

1142
00:51:43,709 --> 00:51:45,319
when TJ jumped, who's now MIA.

1143
00:51:45,363 --> 00:51:46,929
That's brutal.

1144
00:51:46,973 --> 00:51:49,671
His boyfriend was being
held hostage by chance?

1145
00:51:49,715 --> 00:51:52,109
Yeah... Not by chance.
No way.

1146
00:51:52,152 --> 00:51:53,893
I'm sure they were
all working together.

1147
00:51:53,936 --> 00:51:56,113
So they must have
fucked over LT.

1148
00:51:56,156 --> 00:51:57,723
We need round two
with TJ's wife.

1149
00:51:57,766 --> 00:52:00,073
See ya, buddy.

1150
00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:03,120
PONCH: Jesus, dude.
You eat more pills than Elvis.

1151
00:52:05,731 --> 00:52:08,386
JON: [GROANS] Mmm.

1152
00:52:08,429 --> 00:52:10,910
Hey, I know you were just
joking back there,

1153
00:52:10,953 --> 00:52:14,435
but I want you to know
I don't abuse my medication.

1154
00:52:14,479 --> 00:52:16,785
Oh, I wasn't joking.

1155
00:52:16,829 --> 00:52:18,744
No, like, okay.
How often do you shit?

1156
00:52:18,787 --> 00:52:20,528
How often do I shit?Yeah.

1157
00:52:20,572 --> 00:52:21,660
The normal amount.

1158
00:52:21,703 --> 00:52:23,662
Like every two or three weeks.

1159
00:52:23,705 --> 00:52:25,229
That's a problem.What?

1160
00:52:25,272 --> 00:52:26,708
That's a problem.

1161
00:52:26,752 --> 00:52:28,710
That's the first sign
of opiate addiction.

1162
00:52:28,754 --> 00:52:30,843
Why would I wanna
shit more often?

1163
00:52:30,886 --> 00:52:33,367
I mean, shitting is a total
waste of man's time.

1164
00:52:33,411 --> 00:52:34,977
But it's not.
Shitting is so good.

1165
00:52:35,021 --> 00:52:36,588
It's man's last refuge.

1166
00:52:38,242 --> 00:52:39,852
I'm busy.
Please, don't come back.

1167
00:52:39,895 --> 00:52:41,593
No, no, no, Miss Jackson.

1168
00:52:43,334 --> 00:52:46,554
We just want justice for TJ.
Don't you want that?

1169
00:52:49,078 --> 00:52:51,385
So, you were just trying
to keep TJ's pension?

1170
00:52:51,429 --> 00:52:53,170
Somebody knew about
TJ and Barton,

1171
00:52:53,213 --> 00:52:55,346
and they were using
that against him.

1172
00:52:55,389 --> 00:52:57,304
We'll need your help
to see who that could be.

1173
00:52:57,348 --> 00:52:59,611
PARISH:  I see you around
this house again,
I will be in your ass

1174
00:52:59,654 --> 00:53:01,003
with a boot.

1175
00:53:01,047 --> 00:53:02,570
Motherfucker!

1176
00:53:02,614 --> 00:53:03,745
JOY:  Oh, my God,
what are you doing?

1177
00:53:03,789 --> 00:53:05,921
I told you to stay away
from here!

1178
00:53:05,965 --> 00:53:07,271
[SCREAMING]Ponch!

1179
00:53:08,620 --> 00:53:10,361
[GRUNTING]

1180
00:53:10,404 --> 00:53:11,797
[SCREAMS]Ah!

1181
00:53:12,624 --> 00:53:13,929
[CAT MEOWING]

1182
00:53:13,973 --> 00:53:15,409
[GRUNTS]

1183
00:53:15,453 --> 00:53:17,063
JOY:  My cats! My babies!

1184
00:53:18,107 --> 00:53:19,979
Get out, now!

1185
00:53:21,241 --> 00:53:22,590
[SCREAMING]

1186
00:53:22,634 --> 00:53:24,070
[GRUNTING][GLASS SHATTERS]

1187
00:53:24,113 --> 00:53:26,028
JOY:  Oh, God![GROANS]

1188
00:53:26,072 --> 00:53:28,335
Not the vases!
No, no, no!

1189
00:53:28,379 --> 00:53:30,381
You little shit!

1190
00:53:30,424 --> 00:53:32,252
Get over here,
you punk bitch!

1191
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:35,212
[GRUNTS]

1192
00:53:35,908 --> 00:53:37,039
PONCH: Jon!

1193
00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:38,432
JOY:  What are you doing?

1194
00:53:38,476 --> 00:53:39,651
No, no, no. Put it back!
Put it back!

1195
00:53:40,434 --> 00:53:41,914
[JOY SCREAMING]

1196
00:53:44,046 --> 00:53:45,047
He's out! He's out!

1197
00:53:45,831 --> 00:53:47,702
[PANTING]

1198
00:53:47,746 --> 00:53:48,877
JOY: What the hell?

1199
00:53:49,661 --> 00:53:50,792
[VASE CLATTERING]

1200
00:53:50,836 --> 00:53:53,969
Oh, oh.
I am so sorry.

1201
00:53:54,013 --> 00:53:55,754
Uh, we had no choice.

1202
00:53:57,016 --> 00:53:59,148
Except maybe that last one.

1203
00:53:59,192 --> 00:54:00,802
That was a little excessive.

1204
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,502
JON:  Do you have a vacuum?

1205
00:54:04,545 --> 00:54:06,025
PONCH:  All right,
we're on the same team, man.

1206
00:54:06,068 --> 00:54:07,940
Let's stop kicking
each other's asses.

1207
00:54:07,983 --> 00:54:10,377
I'm not gonna let anyone fuck
with my dead partner's widow.

1208
00:54:10,421 --> 00:54:12,205
Who all knew
about TJ and Barton?

1209
00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:14,338
Listen, I didn't know about
that shit until just now,

1210
00:54:14,381 --> 00:54:16,122
and we were partners
eight years.

1211
00:54:16,165 --> 00:54:17,819
Well, the guy pointing the gun
at Barton damn well knew.

1212
00:54:17,863 --> 00:54:20,996
Was he friends with an "LT"?Which one?

1213
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:22,128
There was more than one?

1214
00:54:22,171 --> 00:54:24,130
There's more than one "LT"?

1215
00:54:24,173 --> 00:54:26,959
You mean "lieutenant,"
or someone
actually named "LT"?

1216
00:54:29,135 --> 00:54:31,833
LT. Lieutenant.
Lieutenant.

1217
00:54:31,877 --> 00:54:34,967
It was right there
the whole time.

1218
00:54:35,010 --> 00:54:37,012
PONCH: Those are all the
active lieutenants at Central.

1219
00:54:37,056 --> 00:54:39,885
Okay. Geek. Weirdo.

1220
00:54:39,928 --> 00:54:41,974
Woman. No. Woman. No.

1221
00:54:42,017 --> 00:54:43,149
Nerd.

1222
00:54:43,192 --> 00:54:46,021
Oh-oh! Of course!
Ray Kurtz!

1223
00:54:46,065 --> 00:54:47,675
Look at this psycho.
Come on.

1224
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:49,373
Not a good guy, right?Not a good guy.

1225
00:54:49,416 --> 00:54:50,983
Never sent
a Mother's Day card,

1226
00:54:51,026 --> 00:54:52,854
fucking hates koala bears.That's definitely him.

1227
00:54:52,898 --> 00:54:54,465
Boom! That's our guy.That's the guy!

1228
00:54:54,508 --> 00:54:56,118
I should go
get us some new bikes.

1229
00:54:56,162 --> 00:54:57,903
Fast ones like theirs.

1230
00:54:57,946 --> 00:54:59,513
You're gonna get us new bikes?

1231
00:54:59,557 --> 00:55:01,385
No, I mean,
not me personally.

1232
00:55:01,428 --> 00:55:02,690
I can't afford them,
but you got that
fed money, right?

1233
00:55:02,734 --> 00:55:05,040
I do have that fed money.

1234
00:55:05,084 --> 00:55:06,477
BOTH: [LAUGHING] Yeah.

1235
00:55:07,695 --> 00:55:11,177
[IN SPANISH]

1236
00:55:11,220 --> 00:55:12,483
Come on![MAN CHUCKLES]

1237
00:55:12,526 --> 00:55:13,875
Perfecto, perfecto.

1238
00:55:13,919 --> 00:55:15,050
Look at those!

1239
00:55:15,094 --> 00:55:16,443
Now, let's get
out of here, man.

1240
00:55:16,487 --> 00:55:17,879
Huh? Oh, no, no,
you gotta see the suits!

1241
00:55:17,923 --> 00:55:19,098
I got us suits.

1242
00:55:19,141 --> 00:55:20,273
Suits?Oh, you're gonna love this.

1243
00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:21,535
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

1244
00:55:30,718 --> 00:55:32,416
[LAUGHTER]

1245
00:55:32,459 --> 00:55:33,808
What were
you guys saying?Huh?

1246
00:55:33,852 --> 00:55:35,244
What were you guys saying?

1247
00:55:35,288 --> 00:55:37,334
Uh, they just said
they liked the bikes.

1248
00:55:37,377 --> 00:55:40,119
Oh, you guys built them,
so, cool.

1249
00:55:40,162 --> 00:55:41,468
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

1250
00:55:47,431 --> 00:55:49,302
[LAUGHTER]

1251
00:55:50,782 --> 00:55:52,392
Are you guys
talking shit on me?

1252
00:55:52,436 --> 00:55:53,828
What are they saying?PONCH:  No, no, no...

1253
00:55:53,872 --> 00:55:55,526
I feel like,
he was pointing at my dick...

1254
00:55:55,569 --> 00:55:58,572
and I heard  "pequeno."
I think is "tiny", right?

1255
00:55:58,616 --> 00:56:01,096
Oh, no, no, no, what he said
is that you look so buff

1256
00:56:01,140 --> 00:56:02,881
that you make
the bikes look tiny.

1257
00:56:02,924 --> 00:56:04,404
Strong man!

1258
00:56:04,448 --> 00:56:06,841
[STAMMERS] But then
he pointed at my crotch.

1259
00:56:06,885 --> 00:56:08,321
Because that's
where the bikes go.

1260
00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:10,323
Oh...[LAUGHTER]

1261
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:12,586
Of course, man!
Thank you, dude.

1262
00:56:12,630 --> 00:56:13,848
You're pretty ripped, too.

1263
00:56:13,892 --> 00:56:15,546
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

1264
00:56:17,461 --> 00:56:18,592
What'd he say?

1265
00:56:18,636 --> 00:56:21,029
He said,
"You know what? Ride safe."

1266
00:56:21,073 --> 00:56:22,944
Oh, cool, man. Thank you.

1267
00:56:22,988 --> 00:56:24,381
All right, let's do it.

1268
00:56:24,424 --> 00:56:26,078
Man, I really
like those guys.

1269
00:56:26,121 --> 00:56:27,645
We should get
a beer with them.

1270
00:56:27,688 --> 00:56:30,038
Yeah, totally, man!
I'm sure they would love it!

1271
00:56:30,082 --> 00:56:31,605
AVA: Why are they on those?

1272
00:56:31,649 --> 00:56:33,564
And why aren't they
wearing shit brown?

1273
00:56:33,607 --> 00:56:36,436
Yeah.

1274
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:38,612
PONCH:  Watch this.
I'm gonna make him
give up his whole crew.

1275
00:56:39,657 --> 00:56:41,006
[RAY GRUNTING]Wow!

1276
00:56:41,049 --> 00:56:42,442
We heard this was your spot.

1277
00:56:42,486 --> 00:56:45,140
Man, what is that?
Four, four-fifty?

1278
00:56:45,184 --> 00:56:48,143
That's like,
"World's Strongest Man" shit.

1279
00:56:48,187 --> 00:56:50,189
Yeah, I think it's like 350.

1280
00:56:50,232 --> 00:56:52,452
You guys kinda caught me
in the middle of it.

1281
00:56:52,496 --> 00:56:55,324
Why don't you come back
in like an hour and a half
or so, when I'm gone?

1282
00:56:55,368 --> 00:56:57,414
No, right now is good.
We'll just shadow you.

1283
00:56:59,503 --> 00:57:01,243
Are you gonna lift this?
You're gonna lift this?

1284
00:57:02,114 --> 00:57:03,985
Whoa![GRUNTS]

1285
00:57:04,029 --> 00:57:05,552
Hey, how did you know
about TJ?

1286
00:57:05,596 --> 00:57:07,641
His wife didn't even know.

1287
00:57:07,685 --> 00:57:10,818
I can't imagine anyone
trusting you with a secret.
Not like that.

1288
00:57:10,862 --> 00:57:12,777
Unless they were
part of your crew.

1289
00:57:12,820 --> 00:57:15,910
I can't imagine anyone
trusting you with their life.
Oh...

1290
00:57:17,172 --> 00:57:18,826
Wait, your partner.

1291
00:57:18,870 --> 00:57:22,351
He did just before he got
gunned down in front of you.

1292
00:57:22,395 --> 00:57:24,266
Oh, so, you know
something about me.

1293
00:57:24,310 --> 00:57:25,964
I know something about you.

1294
00:57:26,007 --> 00:57:29,620
In 24 years with the CHP, LT,

1295
00:57:29,663 --> 00:57:31,056
you shot
and killed five suspects.

1296
00:57:31,099 --> 00:57:34,363
Great job. Very thorough.Very thorough.

1297
00:57:34,407 --> 00:57:37,410
You know what confuses me?Hmm?

1298
00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:40,674
That you have an Italian
name, Poncherello.

1299
00:57:40,718 --> 00:57:42,154
Mm-hmm?

1300
00:57:42,197 --> 00:57:44,591
Why didn't they give you
a Guatemalan name,

1301
00:57:44,635 --> 00:57:47,376
or some Taiwanese,
or whatever the fuck you are?

1302
00:57:47,420 --> 00:57:49,944
Yeah, and you know
what's confusing to me?

1303
00:57:49,988 --> 00:57:51,642
That in your file,
there's no mention

1304
00:57:51,685 --> 00:57:54,253
of you killing TJ, Brill,
or Stevens.

1305
00:57:54,296 --> 00:57:56,603
But I can put it in there
because I don't mind
paperwork.

1306
00:57:56,647 --> 00:57:57,691
He doesn't.
He loves paperwork.

1307
00:57:57,735 --> 00:57:59,432
I don't really care.

1308
00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:03,392
You think
I'm Haitian or Cuban,
from Miami?

1309
00:58:03,436 --> 00:58:06,657
I'm law, motherfucker,
the old kind.

1310
00:58:06,700 --> 00:58:08,093
If you had something on me,

1311
00:58:08,136 --> 00:58:09,486
we'd be in the box
right now,

1312
00:58:09,529 --> 00:58:11,705
but you got nothin'!

1313
00:58:11,749 --> 00:58:15,492
So, why don't you fuck off,
and get a motorcycle lesson?

1314
00:58:19,017 --> 00:58:21,062
Goddamn it.

1315
00:58:21,106 --> 00:58:22,542
What?Shit!

1316
00:58:22,586 --> 00:58:24,065
No, no, man, hey,
you were great back there.

1317
00:58:24,109 --> 00:58:25,632
No, I wasn't.

1318
00:58:25,676 --> 00:58:27,329
Yeah, I loved that part
when you were like, uh,

1319
00:58:27,373 --> 00:58:28,766
"I don't mind
doing paperwork."

1320
00:58:28,809 --> 00:58:30,419
Now, you're making fun of me.
Shut up!

1321
00:58:30,463 --> 00:58:31,638
That was tight. Seriously.

1322
00:58:31,682 --> 00:58:33,074
I mean,
you couldn't have known

1323
00:58:33,118 --> 00:58:34,554
that he was going to go
all silverback.

1324
00:58:34,598 --> 00:58:35,816
I mean, that was...
That was impressive.

1325
00:58:35,860 --> 00:58:37,296
Dude, shut up.He got scary.

1326
00:58:37,339 --> 00:58:39,080
No, he's not
that fucking cool.

1327
00:58:39,124 --> 00:58:40,908
He's pretty fucking punk rock,
that guy. I kinda like him.

1328
00:58:40,952 --> 00:58:42,214
Dude, no. He's not.

1329
00:58:42,257 --> 00:58:44,129
He was bench-pressing
450 pounds!

1330
00:58:44,172 --> 00:58:46,087
Oh, my God,
that was 350 pounds!

1331
00:58:46,131 --> 00:58:48,394
No way!Would you stop?
Would you table it?

1332
00:58:48,437 --> 00:58:49,917
He's not gonna talk, okay?

1333
00:58:49,961 --> 00:58:51,310
That's the main point.

1334
00:58:51,353 --> 00:58:53,442
We gotta get
one of his crew that will.

1335
00:58:53,486 --> 00:58:54,574
We need to fucking focus
right now.

1336
00:58:58,883 --> 00:58:59,971
JON:  Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1337
00:59:00,014 --> 00:59:01,581
Hey, hey, excuse me?What?

1338
00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:02,713
Are you kidding me, right now?

1339
00:59:02,756 --> 00:59:03,975
What's the problem?

1340
00:59:04,018 --> 00:59:05,672
You just said
we have to focus,

1341
00:59:05,716 --> 00:59:07,500
and you're already
bird-dogging ass?

1342
00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:08,936
Ponch, this is a problem.

1343
00:59:08,980 --> 00:59:10,721
I'm sorry, man.

1344
00:59:10,764 --> 00:59:12,766
I'm just like, kinda powerless
when it comes to yoga pants.

1345
00:59:12,810 --> 00:59:14,507
Okay.Can you do me a favor?

1346
00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:16,509
Yeah.[BREATHING HEAVILY]

1347
00:59:16,553 --> 00:59:18,642
Is there double-stitching
on the side with
a banana grundle?

1348
00:59:18,685 --> 00:59:20,513
A banana grundle?
What's a banana grundle?

1349
00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:22,428
It's the fucking gusset, bro.
It's gusset.

1350
00:59:22,471 --> 00:59:23,734
Okay, okay, I'll look.

1351
00:59:23,777 --> 00:59:25,300
I don't know these
things, all right?

1352
00:59:26,824 --> 00:59:29,566
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, yeah, banana grundle.

1353
00:59:29,609 --> 00:59:31,306
Oh, my God.
They're Lululemons.

1354
00:59:31,350 --> 00:59:33,961
Lulu, what? Lululemons?

1355
00:59:34,005 --> 00:59:35,441
What are Lululemons?It's just, uh...

1356
00:59:35,484 --> 00:59:37,486
Just like wrapping
on a woman's body, dude.

1357
00:59:37,530 --> 00:59:39,619
Okay, here they come.That's what it is.
Act cool.

1358
00:59:39,663 --> 00:59:41,186
Hey!Hey, superheroes.

1359
00:59:41,229 --> 00:59:43,362
Hey.Hey, are you okay?

1360
00:59:43,405 --> 00:59:44,581
Do you need to
find a toilet?

1361
00:59:45,494 --> 00:59:47,192
Okay.I think so.

1362
00:59:47,235 --> 00:59:48,454
You think you can
ride with that?I don't know.

1363
00:59:48,497 --> 00:59:49,629
Let's you get you
out of this parking lot.

1364
00:59:49,673 --> 00:59:50,891
You have a visible erection.
Let's go.

1365
00:59:56,549 --> 00:59:57,550
[SNIFFS]

1366
00:59:57,594 --> 00:59:58,769
[GROANS] Oh, Dad.

1367
01:00:00,684 --> 01:00:02,642
Can you just close it?

1368
01:00:02,686 --> 01:00:05,297
Come on, get up.
Get up, get up.

1369
01:00:05,340 --> 01:00:07,125
Come on, get up.

1370
01:00:09,693 --> 01:00:13,479
Can't spend all day and night
in bed in the dark.

1371
01:00:13,522 --> 01:00:14,828
You oughta go to a gym,
or something,

1372
01:00:14,872 --> 01:00:16,961
get your endorphins pumping,
you know.

1373
01:00:17,004 --> 01:00:19,398
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.

1374
01:00:19,441 --> 01:00:21,705
Come on. You gotta stay
healthy for one week.

1375
01:00:22,836 --> 01:00:24,577
One week, stay outta trouble.

1376
01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:27,624
We'll be surfing,
drinking Mai Tais.

1377
01:00:27,667 --> 01:00:28,842
Yeah?Yeah.

1378
01:00:28,886 --> 01:00:30,888
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.

1379
01:00:30,931 --> 01:00:33,542
Yeah, there's no point
in me doing this without you,
you know?

1380
01:00:34,718 --> 01:00:36,023
Yeah?Yeah.

1381
01:00:39,026 --> 01:00:40,201
I love you, kiddo.

1382
01:00:40,245 --> 01:00:41,376
I love you.

1383
01:00:43,074 --> 01:00:44,162
[DOOR CLOSES]

1384
01:00:44,205 --> 01:00:45,598
[CELL PHONE CHIMING]

1385
01:00:46,207 --> 01:00:48,557
Oh, shit.

1386
01:00:48,601 --> 01:00:50,211
PETERSON:
AMEX just called to verify

1387
01:00:50,255 --> 01:00:52,736
a $48,000 charge.
What the fuck?

1388
01:00:52,779 --> 01:00:55,564
We needed new gear
and new bikes.
It's totally legit.

1389
01:00:55,608 --> 01:00:58,567
Legit? You gotta put in
for that kind of money!

1390
01:00:58,611 --> 01:00:59,830
Are you crazy?

1391
01:00:59,873 --> 01:01:01,527
No. It just seemed
time-sensitive.

1392
01:01:01,570 --> 01:01:02,789
Seemed?

1393
01:01:02,833 --> 01:01:04,051
You got a break,

1394
01:01:04,095 --> 01:01:05,749
or were you actively
in pursuit?

1395
01:01:05,792 --> 01:01:08,142
A break? No, I mean,
we have the guy.

1396
01:01:08,186 --> 01:01:09,578
I mean, Ray Kurtz,
he's our man.

1397
01:01:09,622 --> 01:01:11,406
Is he in custody?

1398
01:01:11,450 --> 01:01:14,279
Uh, well, we don't have
anything super concrete yet.

1399
01:01:14,322 --> 01:01:15,410
Are you joking?

1400
01:01:15,454 --> 01:01:17,021
Allen's got a legitimate lead,

1401
01:01:17,064 --> 01:01:19,327
and it didn't cost him
a goddamn penny! What?

1402
01:01:19,371 --> 01:01:21,721
He's walking around like
he's some goddamn genius!

1403
01:01:21,765 --> 01:01:23,418
Allen doesn't have shit.

1404
01:01:23,462 --> 01:01:25,725
He found out there were
marked bills in that 12.6...

1405
01:01:25,769 --> 01:01:27,988
and he tracked it to
a drug house in Venice.

1406
01:01:28,032 --> 01:01:29,120
Who's passing the bills?

1407
01:01:29,163 --> 01:01:30,774
Guy on a motorcycle.

1408
01:01:30,817 --> 01:01:33,951
Five bills on separate trips,
all late morning.

1409
01:01:33,994 --> 01:01:35,909
Okay, what's the address?

1410
01:01:35,953 --> 01:01:38,695
No, no, no, no, no, no!

1411
01:01:38,738 --> 01:01:39,870
They're already there.

1412
01:01:39,913 --> 01:01:41,828
DEA cleared them,
not you.

1413
01:01:41,872 --> 01:01:44,962
You screw up a DEA operation
on top of that 48K...

1414
01:01:45,005 --> 01:01:46,833
your ass is gonna be
back in Miami!

1415
01:01:46,877 --> 01:01:48,400
Wait, Clay's there,
and I'm not?

1416
01:01:48,443 --> 01:01:50,619
You better stop working
that California pussy

1417
01:01:50,663 --> 01:01:52,970
and start working
the case![HANGS UP]

1418
01:01:54,798 --> 01:01:56,103
Oh, good, you're early.

1419
01:01:56,147 --> 01:01:58,758
I'm glad you're here.
We gotta run.

1420
01:01:58,802 --> 01:02:01,761
Hey, uh,
who's that woman in there?

1421
01:02:01,805 --> 01:02:03,763
Oh, she's still here?

1422
01:02:03,807 --> 01:02:05,809
Thanks for everything.Oh, don't worry about it.

1423
01:02:05,852 --> 01:02:07,549
Call me.Okay.

1424
01:02:13,555 --> 01:02:14,861
[MOANS]

1425
01:02:17,995 --> 01:02:19,518
[GRUNTING SOFTLY]

1426
01:02:21,825 --> 01:02:23,261
I'm watching you.

1427
01:02:24,610 --> 01:02:25,959
Oh...

1428
01:02:26,003 --> 01:02:27,526
I wanna fu...

1429
01:02:29,702 --> 01:02:31,182
Good job. [CLEARS THROAT]

1430
01:02:32,139 --> 01:02:33,445
You stayin' out here, bro?

1431
01:02:33,488 --> 01:02:35,360
Yeah, for sure.

1432
01:02:39,451 --> 01:02:40,757
[INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO]

1433
01:02:43,890 --> 01:02:45,849
PONCH: That's gotta be them.JON: What?

1434
01:02:45,892 --> 01:02:47,720
That's gotta be them
right there.

1435
01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:49,896
JON:  What Is that, some kind
of special FBI app?

1436
01:02:49,940 --> 01:02:52,943
It's "Find My iPhone."
I have Clay's password.

1437
01:02:52,986 --> 01:02:54,509
You don't have my password,
do you?

1438
01:02:54,553 --> 01:02:57,817
Oh, yeah, I do.
"The Baker, 1980."

1439
01:02:57,861 --> 01:02:59,036
[WHISPERING] Yeah, that's it.

1440
01:02:59,079 --> 01:03:00,385
We just wait now?Yeah, yeah.

1441
01:03:00,428 --> 01:03:02,343
Hey, can I ask you something?

1442
01:03:03,170 --> 01:03:05,390
Yeah.Okay.

1443
01:03:05,433 --> 01:03:07,522
I know we're becoming friends,
and I don't wanna
make you uncomfortable.

1444
01:03:07,566 --> 01:03:10,656
But that girl that was
leaving your apartment...Yeah.

1445
01:03:10,699 --> 01:03:13,137
I just hope that you're not
preying on girls
with low self-esteem

1446
01:03:13,180 --> 01:03:14,225
to feed your addiction.

1447
01:03:14,268 --> 01:03:17,054
Low self-esteem? What?

1448
01:03:17,097 --> 01:03:19,708
Well, I mean, look,
she was...

1449
01:03:19,752 --> 01:03:22,189
And I'm being generous here,
a two.

1450
01:03:22,233 --> 01:03:24,148
A two?I just... I hope.

1451
01:03:24,191 --> 01:03:25,976
She deserves more
than a one-night stand.
She seemed nice.

1452
01:03:26,019 --> 01:03:28,369
Are you crazy?
That girl's an eight!

1453
01:03:28,413 --> 01:03:29,849
You think she's an eight?

1454
01:03:29,893 --> 01:03:32,025
How are you judging them?
By their hair?

1455
01:03:32,069 --> 01:03:34,027
How straight their teeth are?
Their skin?

1456
01:03:34,071 --> 01:03:35,768
I don't understand.Yeah.

1457
01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:38,379
Dude, that's really shallow,
bro. Come on.

1458
01:03:38,423 --> 01:03:39,728
What?Dude, she's...

1459
01:03:39,772 --> 01:03:41,382
You know, Tina's like...

1460
01:03:41,426 --> 01:03:44,037
she's like really confident,
man, like a really sexy.

1461
01:03:44,081 --> 01:03:45,125
I mean, that's sexy.

1462
01:03:45,169 --> 01:03:46,953
She's like
a full-blown eight.

1463
01:03:48,259 --> 01:03:49,260
I hope you're right, man.

1464
01:03:50,087 --> 01:03:51,740
Real talk.

1465
01:03:51,784 --> 01:03:54,482
She ate my butt.

1466
01:03:54,526 --> 01:03:57,790
I'm sorry, she did what?She ate my butt.
[CLICKS TONGUE]

1467
01:03:57,834 --> 01:04:00,227
She ate your...
She ate your ass?

1468
01:04:00,271 --> 01:04:02,969
Yeah.Oh, my God.
Did you eat hers?

1469
01:04:03,013 --> 01:04:04,231
Of course!"Of course"?

1470
01:04:04,275 --> 01:04:05,842
What are you talking about?

1471
01:04:05,885 --> 01:04:07,713
Dude, that's standard.You think that's standard?

1472
01:04:07,756 --> 01:04:09,715
Absolutely. Absolutely.

1473
01:04:09,758 --> 01:04:11,238
You think that's standard?Yes.

1474
01:04:11,282 --> 01:04:13,197
That is not standard.

1475
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:15,068
You know what it is?
You've been married
for way too long.

1476
01:04:15,112 --> 01:04:16,722
Everyone's eating
everyone's ass now.

1477
01:04:16,765 --> 01:04:18,332
[LAUGHING]

1478
01:04:18,376 --> 01:04:20,291
There is no way everybody's
eating everyone's ass.

1479
01:04:20,334 --> 01:04:22,380
Everyone's eating
everyone's ass.No, it's impossible!

1480
01:04:22,423 --> 01:04:23,642
Everyone is not eating
everyone's ass.

1481
01:04:23,685 --> 01:04:25,687
They are.What about hygiene?

1482
01:04:25,731 --> 01:04:27,385
Oh, easy.

1483
01:04:27,428 --> 01:04:29,691
If you go to the bathroom,
and you see some baby wipes,

1484
01:04:29,735 --> 01:04:31,084
green light.

1485
01:04:31,128 --> 01:04:33,086
Okay, what if you don't see
baby wipes?

1486
01:04:33,957 --> 01:04:35,436
I still do it.

1487
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:38,265
Fuck it, right?
I'm only here once,
you know?

1488
01:04:38,309 --> 01:04:41,007
Oh-oh, is that our guy?[BIKE APPROACHING]

1489
01:04:41,051 --> 01:04:42,487
JON:  Listen, listen,
I gotta tell you something.

1490
01:04:42,530 --> 01:04:44,141
I cannot shoot.
I can't aim.

1491
01:04:44,184 --> 01:04:45,794
PONCH:  Are you serious?JON:  Yes, I'm serious.

1492
01:04:45,838 --> 01:04:46,926
Okay, don't shoot.
I do all the shooting, okay?

1493
01:04:46,970 --> 01:04:49,015
Okay, I'll corral them to you.

1494
01:04:51,626 --> 01:04:54,107
Okay, here we go.

1495
01:04:54,151 --> 01:04:56,544
I'm gonna post up
on the corner.

1496
01:04:56,588 --> 01:04:58,807
Just let me know as soon as
he's rolling.

1497
01:04:59,678 --> 01:05:00,679
Copy that.

1498
01:05:09,862 --> 01:05:11,820
Oh, this is gonna smell bad.

1499
01:05:11,864 --> 01:05:13,387
[DEEP BREATHING]

1500
01:05:16,825 --> 01:05:18,262
[GROANING]

1501
01:05:22,396 --> 01:05:23,571
[RETCHING]

1502
01:05:23,615 --> 01:05:24,964
Oh, fuck.

1503
01:05:25,008 --> 01:05:26,574
[GRUNTING]

1504
01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:30,883
JON: Oh, whoa!

1505
01:05:30,927 --> 01:05:32,406
Oh! Oh, my God!

1506
01:05:32,450 --> 01:05:33,842
[COUGHING]

1507
01:05:36,845 --> 01:05:37,934
[RETCHES]

1508
01:05:39,892 --> 01:05:41,676
Get down. Get down!

1509
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:43,504
Jon, get 'em![RETCHING]

1510
01:05:43,548 --> 01:05:44,592
Oh, shit!

1511
01:05:46,203 --> 01:05:49,336
Fuck. Go, go, go!

1512
01:05:49,380 --> 01:05:50,990
Castillo's inside.
Get down here.

1513
01:05:55,864 --> 01:05:56,909
CLAY: Shit!

1514
01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:58,215
Oh, no!

1515
01:06:01,131 --> 01:06:02,262
God...

1516
01:06:02,306 --> 01:06:04,656
I'm so sorry.

1517
01:06:04,699 --> 01:06:06,614
That was like
being inside of a corpse.

1518
01:06:12,185 --> 01:06:15,884
This is 7-MARY-3 and 4.
We're southbound
on Lincoln Boulevard and Rose.

1519
01:06:15,928 --> 01:06:18,583
In pursuit
of red Ducati Hypermotard.

1520
01:06:42,259 --> 01:06:43,564
Fuck that.

1521
01:06:45,697 --> 01:06:47,568
[ENGINES THROTTLING]

1522
01:06:47,612 --> 01:06:49,657
[WOMAN GASPS]

1523
01:06:49,701 --> 01:06:51,137
JON: Out of the way!
Out of the way!

1524
01:06:51,181 --> 01:06:52,791
Police! Get out of the way.

1525
01:06:53,922 --> 01:06:55,272
[CHUCKLES] Oh...

1526
01:06:56,447 --> 01:06:57,796
[PEOPLE CLAMORING]

1527
01:07:16,206 --> 01:07:17,816
JON:  Ponch, what's your 20?

1528
01:07:17,859 --> 01:07:20,253
I'm somewhere in the parking
structure. I'm on a...

1529
01:07:20,297 --> 01:07:21,472
Fuck, shit.

1530
01:07:21,515 --> 01:07:22,647
Over and out!

1531
01:07:23,213 --> 01:07:24,431
Shit.

1532
01:07:24,475 --> 01:07:25,650
[SIRENS WAILING]

1533
01:07:33,223 --> 01:07:34,224
[TIRES SCREECH]

1534
01:07:37,314 --> 01:07:38,445
Freeze!

1535
01:07:41,666 --> 01:07:42,841
[GUN CLICKING]

1536
01:07:44,321 --> 01:07:45,626
Damn it!

1537
01:07:57,116 --> 01:07:58,726
Hey, why is he chasing you?

1538
01:07:58,770 --> 01:08:00,772
It went sideways.

1539
01:08:05,690 --> 01:08:07,257
Hey, where'd they go?

1540
01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:09,563
LINDSEY: West! West!Towards the ocean!

1541
01:08:14,264 --> 01:08:15,613
[HORN HONKING]

1542
01:08:17,005 --> 01:08:18,529
[WOMEN CLAMORING]

1543
01:08:25,623 --> 01:08:28,147
MAN: You can't ride
motorcycles on the beach!

1544
01:08:34,806 --> 01:08:38,026
What's on the other side
of these dunes?

1545
01:08:38,070 --> 01:08:40,464
Well, the beach ends,
and then it's Ballona Creek.

1546
01:08:40,507 --> 01:08:42,161
JON:  What do you mean,
it ends?[GRUNTS]

1547
01:08:42,205 --> 01:08:43,641
PONCH:  Holy shit!

1548
01:08:44,468 --> 01:08:45,599
BOTH: Holy shit!

1549
01:08:45,643 --> 01:08:47,297
[SIRENS WAILING]

1550
01:08:51,039 --> 01:08:53,346
JON:  Ponch,
we're exiting the LA river.

1551
01:08:53,390 --> 01:08:54,391
PONCH: I'm on it.

1552
01:09:03,269 --> 01:09:05,010
PONCH:  Where are you, buddy?JON: East.

1553
01:09:05,053 --> 01:09:07,360
We're heading east,
over the 4th Street bridge!

1554
01:09:07,404 --> 01:09:09,884
Let's get those legs.
Get the front.

1555
01:09:09,928 --> 01:09:12,278
Hey, hey!
The bridge is closed! Hey!

1556
01:09:12,322 --> 01:09:14,193
JON: Set up a road block
on both sides,

1557
01:09:14,237 --> 01:09:15,586
and box them in.

1558
01:09:15,629 --> 01:09:17,196
Okay, drive down 6th Street!
Right here.

1559
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:18,763
Get out of the way![PAPARAZZI CLAMORING]

1560
01:09:18,806 --> 01:09:20,591
[TIRES SCREECHING]

1561
01:09:22,070 --> 01:09:23,202
[SCREAMING]

1562
01:09:24,508 --> 01:09:25,683
What was that?

1563
01:09:25,726 --> 01:09:27,467
It was paparazzi!
It's fine!

1564
01:09:27,511 --> 01:09:28,816
Go, go, go!

1565
01:09:30,949 --> 01:09:32,429
Fucking assholes!

1566
01:09:35,954 --> 01:09:38,348
GRIEVES:
LT, it's getting fucked.Stay in character.

1567
01:09:41,046 --> 01:09:42,352
I'll make a hole!

1568
01:09:42,395 --> 01:09:43,614
Roger.

1569
01:09:46,878 --> 01:09:48,184
[TIRES SCREECHING]

1570
01:09:50,664 --> 01:09:52,710
What's going on?Training exercise.

1571
01:09:52,753 --> 01:09:54,755
No, come on.
Cop to cop, what is it?

1572
01:09:54,799 --> 01:09:57,193
[SCOFFS] Oh, my God.
You are a cop. Look at that.

1573
01:09:57,236 --> 01:09:58,281
That's so cute.

1574
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:08,073
[TIRES SCREECHING]

1575
01:10:08,116 --> 01:10:09,553
[SQUELCHING]

1576
01:10:13,296 --> 01:10:14,732
Ooh!

1577
01:10:15,950 --> 01:10:17,300
Oh, shit.

1578
01:10:18,431 --> 01:10:20,128
Oh, shit,
he's fucking dead.

1579
01:10:34,665 --> 01:10:35,753
Jon!

1580
01:10:38,277 --> 01:10:40,192
Jon![GASPS]

1581
01:10:40,236 --> 01:10:41,367
Jon!

1582
01:10:47,025 --> 01:10:48,287
[YELPS]

1583
01:10:49,332 --> 01:10:50,289
Shit!

1584
01:10:53,205 --> 01:10:54,467
[SCREAMING]

1585
01:11:03,737 --> 01:11:04,912
[ENGINE REVVING]

1586
01:11:10,353 --> 01:11:12,006
[BREATHILY] Oh, God. Jon!

1587
01:11:13,965 --> 01:11:16,794
Hey, Jon. Oh, fuck. Okay.

1588
01:11:19,492 --> 01:11:21,668
Come on, buddy.
Come on, buddy.

1589
01:11:21,712 --> 01:11:24,497
PARISH:
EAGLE-6 to 7-MARY-3, which
way did the black truck go?

1590
01:11:24,541 --> 01:11:26,630
No, no, forget that.

1591
01:11:26,673 --> 01:11:28,806
Land the bird!
Land the bird!

1592
01:11:28,849 --> 01:11:30,416
Jon needs to be airlifted.

1593
01:11:30,460 --> 01:11:31,983
What's the call?

1594
01:11:32,897 --> 01:11:34,202
We're setting it down.

1595
01:11:41,253 --> 01:11:42,863
Come on,
stay with us, buddy.

1596
01:11:42,907 --> 01:11:44,256
Stay with us, Jon.

1597
01:11:45,431 --> 01:11:46,432
Come on!

1598
01:12:00,011 --> 01:12:01,186
[WHISPERING] Oh...

1599
01:12:06,147 --> 01:12:08,062
WOMAN: [ON PA]
Dr. Louis, extension 3426.

1600
01:12:08,106 --> 01:12:09,847
Dr. Louis...

1601
01:12:09,890 --> 01:12:13,329
Jesus, booked the
whole damn floor.

1602
01:12:16,854 --> 01:12:19,117
Hey.Hey.

1603
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:20,901
Looking for Jon?Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

1604
01:12:20,945 --> 01:12:22,076
Oh, he's just in there.

1605
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:23,730
Oh, cool, cool.
How are you doing?

1606
01:12:23,774 --> 01:12:26,254
Oh, you know,
body's a little sore,

1607
01:12:26,298 --> 01:12:27,386
but I'm okay.

1608
01:12:27,430 --> 01:12:28,866
They just discharged me.

1609
01:12:28,909 --> 01:12:30,389
Oh, good, good, good.

1610
01:12:30,433 --> 01:12:31,695
Yeah, I was kind of scared
when I saw your car

1611
01:12:31,738 --> 01:12:33,523
frisbee like that.[CHUCKLES]

1612
01:12:33,566 --> 01:12:36,569
Yeah, but
I'm glad you're all right.Me, too. [SIGHS]

1613
01:12:37,744 --> 01:12:39,485
Well, Jon's in...

1614
01:12:39,529 --> 01:12:41,966
Oh, yeah, right,
that's right.
Okay, cool.

1615
01:12:42,009 --> 01:12:45,186
Text me
when you get home?I will. I will.

1616
01:12:45,230 --> 01:12:46,666
See you in a bit.Mmm-hmm.

1617
01:12:56,328 --> 01:12:57,460
Text me.

1618
01:13:01,464 --> 01:13:02,639
[MONITOR BEEPING]

1619
01:13:05,859 --> 01:13:08,427
WOMAN: [OVER PA]
Dr. Tanaka to OR-3.

1620
01:13:08,471 --> 01:13:11,517
Dr. Tanaka to OR-3.

1621
01:13:11,561 --> 01:13:13,954
KAREN:  Hi, it's Karen
from SwimTech.
Leave me a message.

1622
01:13:13,998 --> 01:13:15,478
[RECORDER BEEPS]

1623
01:13:15,521 --> 01:13:18,263
Hey, Karen, this is,
uh, Ponch, Jon's partner.

1624
01:13:18,306 --> 01:13:20,700
I'm with Jon
at the LA Memorial.

1625
01:13:20,744 --> 01:13:22,963
Uh, you should get here
as quick as possible.

1626
01:13:23,007 --> 01:13:24,182
He's not...

1627
01:13:25,575 --> 01:13:26,924
He's in bad shape.

1628
01:13:41,373 --> 01:13:42,461
Mmm.

1629
01:13:48,946 --> 01:13:51,209
How are you feeling?

1630
01:13:57,041 --> 01:13:58,521
You sure?

1631
01:13:59,391 --> 01:14:02,002
How's your body?

1632
01:14:06,050 --> 01:14:07,530
Don't lie.

1633
01:14:13,536 --> 01:14:14,972
Yes.

1634
01:14:15,015 --> 01:14:17,496
Photographic evidence?

1635
01:14:17,540 --> 01:14:18,845
[INHALES SHARPLY]

1636
01:14:21,239 --> 01:14:23,459
Fuck, yeah.

1637
01:14:28,159 --> 01:14:29,203
[PHONE BEEPING]

1638
01:14:29,247 --> 01:14:30,596
[WHISPERING] Oh, shit.

1639
01:14:36,036 --> 01:14:37,647
Ooh, nice toes.

1640
01:14:37,690 --> 01:14:39,692
Wait, slow down.
Slower, slower.

1641
01:14:41,477 --> 01:14:42,652
[BELT UNBUCKLING]

1642
01:14:42,695 --> 01:14:44,218
Oh, fuck.

1643
01:14:45,568 --> 01:14:49,136
Just a little bit.
Oh, wow.

1644
01:14:50,703 --> 01:14:52,444
I didn't know you had those.

1645
01:14:53,750 --> 01:14:55,926
Wow, those look huge.

1646
01:14:55,969 --> 01:14:57,275
Those look big tonight.

1647
01:14:57,318 --> 01:14:58,319
Wait.

1648
01:14:59,277 --> 01:15:01,322
No. [GASPS]

1649
01:15:01,366 --> 01:15:03,411
They always look this huge.Oh! Oh, my God!

1650
01:15:03,455 --> 01:15:05,239
Oh! Oh! Officer Pantera.

1651
01:15:05,283 --> 01:15:06,502
Oh! Oh!

1652
01:15:06,545 --> 01:15:08,373
Oh!What was that sexy scream?

1653
01:15:08,416 --> 01:15:10,767
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh, no.

1654
01:15:10,810 --> 01:15:14,118
LINDEL:  Someone
prematurely ejaculated.Fuck!

1655
01:15:14,161 --> 01:15:15,380
[GLASS SHATTERS]

1656
01:15:15,423 --> 01:15:16,512
Fuck!

1657
01:15:31,396 --> 01:15:33,093
Can you manage?Got it.

1658
01:15:33,137 --> 01:15:34,442
Last one.

1659
01:15:34,486 --> 01:15:36,096
So, what's the plan
now, babe?

1660
01:15:36,140 --> 01:15:37,881
The second Brian gets out
of the hospital,

1661
01:15:37,924 --> 01:15:40,231
you, Cooper, and Hansen
head up to Big Bear.

1662
01:15:40,274 --> 01:15:41,667
You wait
for the Brunei flight.

1663
01:15:41,711 --> 01:15:43,147
You get the painting
and get out of there.

1664
01:15:44,061 --> 01:15:45,932
And until then?

1665
01:15:45,976 --> 01:15:48,108
Business as usual.
They only know me.

1666
01:15:50,241 --> 01:15:51,503
Listen, Ray,
I'm really sorry about, um...

1667
01:15:54,462 --> 01:15:55,594
Do you want to
talk about him?

1668
01:15:56,769 --> 01:15:58,597
No, I... I do not.

1669
01:16:00,512 --> 01:16:02,993
Maybe after I take care
of your little boyfriend.

1670
01:16:07,737 --> 01:16:11,305
So, you know he brings in
a goat and a donkey...

1671
01:16:13,699 --> 01:16:15,745
CLAY:  I'm gonna kill you.

1672
01:16:15,788 --> 01:16:19,183
When I am healed,
I am gonna physically
destroy you.

1673
01:16:19,226 --> 01:16:20,532
Get the fuck out of my room.

1674
01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:21,881
Call Peterson.
He's looking for you.

1675
01:16:21,925 --> 01:16:23,622
My phone's broken. I can't.

1676
01:16:23,666 --> 01:16:26,930
You torpedo the entire case,
and you broke your phone.

1677
01:16:26,973 --> 01:16:29,149
I didn't torpedo it.
We have a suspect's head.
That's a victory.

1678
01:16:29,193 --> 01:16:32,022
Three officers and two agents
are hospitalized,

1679
01:16:32,065 --> 01:16:34,851
all for a severed head
nobody can ID.
That's a victory to you?

1680
01:16:34,894 --> 01:16:38,811
Listen, I'm sorry
that I shot you again.
I'm sorry.

1681
01:16:38,855 --> 01:16:40,726
Get on the bed!

1682
01:16:40,770 --> 01:16:42,554
You ever been in
a scissor hold, motherfucker?

1683
01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:43,599
Huh?

1684
01:16:44,512 --> 01:16:45,557
There he is.

1685
01:16:45,601 --> 01:16:46,950
Hey.Hey.

1686
01:16:46,993 --> 01:16:49,474
Where's your breathing tube?

1687
01:16:49,517 --> 01:16:51,519
That was a really
sexy look for you.

1688
01:16:51,563 --> 01:16:53,652
Well, I also have
a catheter in,

1689
01:16:53,696 --> 01:16:55,959
and I didn't wanna be too sexy
for the staff.

1690
01:16:56,002 --> 01:16:58,178
Mmm-hmm, yeah.
Tone it down a little bit.

1691
01:16:58,222 --> 01:16:59,353
Are you posted here?

1692
01:16:59,397 --> 01:17:01,268
I came to see you, dummy,

1693
01:17:01,312 --> 01:17:04,794
and just wanted to brag
about saving your life.

1694
01:17:04,837 --> 01:17:06,447
You saved my life?

1695
01:17:06,491 --> 01:17:09,581
I gave you CPR and I breathed
life back into you.

1696
01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,670
So, when I went out cold,

1697
01:17:11,714 --> 01:17:13,846
you ran in
and tried to kiss me?

1698
01:17:13,890 --> 01:17:16,196
[LAUGHS]And you said it was CPR?

1699
01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:18,242
Not quite! Um...

1700
01:17:18,285 --> 01:17:21,071
That's a little gross
because you kind of
remind me of my dad.

1701
01:17:21,114 --> 01:17:22,725
Wait, your dad was a cop?

1702
01:17:22,768 --> 01:17:26,554
Oh, no. God, no.
He was just a fuck-up,
kind of like you.

1703
01:17:26,598 --> 01:17:28,818
Mmm. So flattering.

1704
01:17:28,861 --> 01:17:32,386
I was wondering if,
when you get discharged,

1705
01:17:32,430 --> 01:17:35,302
if you wanted to, um...

1706
01:17:35,346 --> 01:17:37,957
Take a ride
back home with me?

1707
01:17:38,741 --> 01:17:39,916
I'm available.

1708
01:17:40,743 --> 01:17:42,701
You know, I, uh...

1709
01:17:42,745 --> 01:17:44,442
I already left my wife
a message,

1710
01:17:44,485 --> 01:17:46,052
and I'm pretty sure
she's gonna pick me up.

1711
01:17:46,096 --> 01:17:48,707
Is this the same wife
that hasn't been here once?

1712
01:17:48,751 --> 01:17:51,797
You haven't met her.
So, you know, I don't know...

1713
01:17:51,841 --> 01:17:55,583
I'd appreciate it
if you didn't bag on her.

1714
01:17:55,627 --> 01:17:56,628
Yeah.

1715
01:17:57,847 --> 01:17:58,891
I'll see you around.

1716
01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:05,463
[EXCLAIMS] Fuck.

1717
01:18:14,951 --> 01:18:16,256
[GRUNTS]

1718
01:18:17,780 --> 01:18:19,738
Pull a fucking gun on me?

1719
01:18:19,782 --> 01:18:21,914
I didn't know it was you!You're not gonna
answer your phone?

1720
01:18:21,958 --> 01:18:24,700
You're gonna make me
fly to fucking LA
to talk to you?

1721
01:18:24,743 --> 01:18:26,832
My phone was broken.
I was trying to activate it...

1722
01:18:26,876 --> 01:18:29,139
I told you to stay away from
that drug house.

1723
01:18:29,182 --> 01:18:30,749
You gotta
stop shooting Allen!

1724
01:18:30,793 --> 01:18:32,795
I didn't do it on purpose!
It was an accident.

1725
01:18:32,838 --> 01:18:34,057
I was trying
to shoot Ray Kurtz.

1726
01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:36,755
Well, you missed,
and he's gone.

1727
01:18:36,799 --> 01:18:38,757
You fucked up
this whole case,

1728
01:18:38,801 --> 01:18:41,107
and when I called your captain
to find out where you were,

1729
01:18:41,151 --> 01:18:43,109
she told me
she hadn't heard from you,

1730
01:18:43,153 --> 01:18:45,851
since you initiated
a sexual exchange
with her at 1:00 a.m.

1731
01:18:45,895 --> 01:18:47,810
That was my bad.
That was on me.

1732
01:18:47,853 --> 01:18:49,637
That was an accident.You fucking pervert!

1733
01:18:49,681 --> 01:18:53,163
No, you know what--Nasty!
Just goddamn nasty!

1734
01:18:53,206 --> 01:18:54,860
I was trying to text
with this girl, Lindsey--

1735
01:18:54,904 --> 01:18:56,644
You're fired!

1736
01:18:56,688 --> 01:18:58,777
You're on the 11:00 a.m.
back to Miami,

1737
01:18:58,821 --> 01:19:00,866
and guess what,
I'm keeping your gun.

1738
01:19:00,910 --> 01:19:03,086
Can we just go with a warning,
instead of a full-fledge fire?

1739
01:19:03,129 --> 01:19:04,435
If you had been
doing your job,

1740
01:19:04,478 --> 01:19:06,045
instead of
looking at all this juicy,

1741
01:19:06,089 --> 01:19:07,699
LA booty they got out here,

1742
01:19:07,743 --> 01:19:08,961
things wouldn't be so bad.

1743
01:19:14,619 --> 01:19:16,577
Hands down, the best app
for meeting girls.

1744
01:19:16,621 --> 01:19:18,536
I mean, I just keep swiping
until I meet one.

1745
01:19:18,579 --> 01:19:19,972
No kidding?Yeah.

1746
01:19:20,016 --> 01:19:23,454
Now, when you get intimate
with these gals,

1747
01:19:23,497 --> 01:19:25,761
is oral expected?

1748
01:19:25,804 --> 01:19:29,112
Like, with the butt?

1749
01:19:29,155 --> 01:19:31,027
Oh, yeah.
That's standard, boss.

1750
01:19:31,070 --> 01:19:32,550
That's standard?[CHUCKLES] Yes, sir.

1751
01:19:32,593 --> 01:19:35,509
Wow, things have changed!

1752
01:19:35,553 --> 01:19:37,685
Hey, it was great
meeting you, Jon.Hey, you too.

1753
01:19:37,729 --> 01:19:38,991
You have a good one, man.
Be safe out there.

1754
01:19:39,035 --> 01:19:41,298
Yeah, enjoy that app,
right? Wow.

1755
01:19:46,390 --> 01:19:48,740
KAREN:  Hi, it's Karen
from SwimTech.
Leave me a message.

1756
01:19:52,744 --> 01:19:53,832
JON: Oh!

1757
01:19:53,876 --> 01:19:55,834
Hey!Oh, Ponch!

1758
01:19:55,878 --> 01:19:58,184
Man, am I happy to see you!

1759
01:19:58,228 --> 01:19:59,838
I'm sorry about this, man.

1760
01:19:59,882 --> 01:20:02,014
I just got my phone working.
I got all your messages.

1761
01:20:02,058 --> 01:20:03,494
Dude, I'm so happy
you're here.

1762
01:20:03,537 --> 01:20:05,844
Good to see you, buddy.Thank you for coming.

1763
01:20:05,888 --> 01:20:07,498
I'm really sorry, man.

1764
01:20:07,541 --> 01:20:08,847
I would've been here
when you woke up,

1765
01:20:08,891 --> 01:20:10,370
but I was buying
a new phone.

1766
01:20:10,414 --> 01:20:12,372
No, man, it's good.
I'm all good.

1767
01:20:12,416 --> 01:20:14,853
What do you mean you're good?
You got hit by a truck.

1768
01:20:14,897 --> 01:20:16,420
Yeah,

1769
01:20:16,463 --> 01:20:19,031
but my titanium humerus
took most of the hit.

1770
01:20:19,075 --> 01:20:20,772
It was only like a five.

1771
01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:21,904
Five out of what?

1772
01:20:21,947 --> 01:20:23,557
Out of ten.

1773
01:20:23,601 --> 01:20:26,865
What's a 10?Scrotal tear,
which I've had.

1774
01:20:26,909 --> 01:20:29,912
Nuts unravel down your leg.
It's gruesome.

1775
01:20:32,958 --> 01:20:34,525
JON: What?I know.

1776
01:20:34,568 --> 01:20:36,570
You sexted
with Captain Lindel?I did. I did.

1777
01:20:36,614 --> 01:20:39,573
Ponch-y, she's a senior!
That's pathological.

1778
01:20:39,617 --> 01:20:41,010
She's old.
She's up there.

1779
01:20:41,053 --> 01:20:42,359
How was her body?
What did that look like?

1780
01:20:42,402 --> 01:20:44,230
I mean, it was tight.
[MUMBLING]

1781
01:20:44,274 --> 01:20:46,189
It was tight?She's confident, you know?

1782
01:20:46,232 --> 01:20:47,494
That's sexy.
I mean, that's really sexy.

1783
01:20:47,538 --> 01:20:49,409
Whoa, whoa,
what the fuck is this?

1784
01:20:49,453 --> 01:20:51,194
Just put that, um,
right in the living room.

1785
01:20:51,237 --> 01:20:53,109
Whoa, whoa.Thank you so much.

1786
01:20:53,152 --> 01:20:55,198
Excuse me, hey.Hey.

1787
01:20:55,241 --> 01:20:57,504
What are you doing?We're moving in.

1788
01:20:57,548 --> 01:20:59,158
Are you my neighbor?
I'm Amy.

1789
01:20:59,202 --> 01:21:01,247
You're moving into
my house, though.

1790
01:21:01,291 --> 01:21:03,902
So, no, I'm not your neighbor.
This is my house.

1791
01:21:03,946 --> 01:21:05,904
No, this was Karen
and Rick's house,

1792
01:21:05,948 --> 01:21:07,863
and now it's my house
because I bought it.

1793
01:21:14,913 --> 01:21:16,393
What's wrong,
not enough chili?

1794
01:21:17,916 --> 01:21:20,310
No, I'm just...
I'm just not very hungry.

1795
01:21:22,529 --> 01:21:25,228
Dude, I know you love Karen,

1796
01:21:25,271 --> 01:21:27,273
but can I just say
one thing about her?

1797
01:21:28,057 --> 01:21:29,188
Yeah.

1798
01:21:29,232 --> 01:21:30,798
Dude, she's an asshole.

1799
01:21:31,625 --> 01:21:32,626
Okay.

1800
01:21:32,670 --> 01:21:34,498
She's a dick.

1801
01:21:34,541 --> 01:21:35,934
Like, end of story.

1802
01:21:35,978 --> 01:21:38,197
I... You know what,
I actually figured out

1803
01:21:38,241 --> 01:21:39,982
why you're so hell-bent
on keeping her.

1804
01:21:40,025 --> 01:21:41,635
Yeah?

1805
01:21:41,679 --> 01:21:45,335
She's like the only thing
left of your glory days.

1806
01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:47,467
You know.

1807
01:21:47,511 --> 01:21:50,644
Like, the money's gone.
Fans are gone.
Now, the house.

1808
01:21:50,688 --> 01:21:54,648
She's like
that last bit of proof
that it even happened,

1809
01:21:54,692 --> 01:21:57,434
and I think you're afraid
that if you lose her,

1810
01:21:57,477 --> 01:21:59,349
you've officially
lost it all.

1811
01:22:00,611 --> 01:22:02,004
[BREATHES DEEPLY]

1812
01:22:03,788 --> 01:22:04,920
Wow.

1813
01:22:06,704 --> 01:22:08,488
For a guy who won't say
the word "closure"

1814
01:22:08,532 --> 01:22:11,709
that was a pretty
profound observation.

1815
01:22:13,667 --> 01:22:16,018
Yeah.Goddamn you, Ponch-y.

1816
01:22:16,061 --> 01:22:18,324
I'm like tired now.
I'm like, I would...

1817
01:22:18,368 --> 01:22:21,197
Yeah, I wish you would've told
me this five years ago.

1818
01:22:22,676 --> 01:22:25,114
Mmm, that is career-ending.

1819
01:22:25,157 --> 01:22:26,854
You know what sucks?
This is our only lead,

1820
01:22:26,898 --> 01:22:28,813
and there's no way
to track this guy.

1821
01:22:28,856 --> 01:22:30,858
There's no dental records.
He's never been
finger-printed.

1822
01:22:30,902 --> 01:22:33,426
Oh, my God!
Dude, this is Reed Junior!

1823
01:22:33,470 --> 01:22:34,645
Who?Reed Junior!

1824
01:22:34,688 --> 01:22:35,994
I used to compete
against him.

1825
01:22:36,038 --> 01:22:38,083
Reed Junior?That's Grieves' cousin!

1826
01:22:38,127 --> 01:22:39,737
Grieves?

1827
01:22:39,780 --> 01:22:42,218
The dude I touched dicks with
in the locker room.

1828
01:22:42,261 --> 01:22:44,046
Remember? And he was talking
about his cousin.

1829
01:22:44,089 --> 01:22:45,525
All right.
What's his full name?

1830
01:22:45,569 --> 01:22:46,744
I don't know.
He competed as Reed Junior.

1831
01:22:46,787 --> 01:22:47,963
Type in "Reed Junior."

1832
01:22:49,660 --> 01:22:50,922
Raymond Reed...

1833
01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:52,706
Ray Kurtz, dude!
That's Ray's son!

1834
01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:55,013
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!That's Ray's son!

1835
01:22:55,057 --> 01:22:56,319
Oh, my God!Dude.

1836
01:22:56,362 --> 01:22:57,711
No, we go! We leave.

1837
01:22:57,755 --> 01:23:00,323
We go? Okay. Okay.Holy shit!

1838
01:23:23,476 --> 01:23:25,130
[POWERING UP]

1839
01:23:26,088 --> 01:23:27,915
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

1840
01:23:33,530 --> 01:23:34,618
[GRUNTS]

1841
01:23:37,664 --> 01:23:38,665
Slow down.

1842
01:23:39,884 --> 01:23:40,928
Captain Lindel.

1843
01:23:44,454 --> 01:23:45,933
Oh, my God.

1844
01:23:45,977 --> 01:23:48,066
What took you so long?

1845
01:23:48,110 --> 01:23:49,633
No, no, no. No!

1846
01:23:49,676 --> 01:23:51,069
Look. No, no. No, no, no.

1847
01:23:51,113 --> 01:23:53,202
This is not
what it's about.Oh.

1848
01:23:53,245 --> 01:23:55,682
I was gonna say that
the head in the helmet,
that's Ray's son,

1849
01:23:55,726 --> 01:23:57,945
and Brian Grieves
is his nephew,
who's in the hospital.

1850
01:23:57,989 --> 01:24:00,296
And we need to send
people over to get
him in custody ASAP.

1851
01:24:00,339 --> 01:24:01,688
Also, I need a gun,

1852
01:24:01,732 --> 01:24:03,081
and I need to be
sworn in as an officer

1853
01:24:03,125 --> 01:24:04,256
of the California
Highway Patrol.

1854
01:24:04,300 --> 01:24:05,953
But you're an FBI agent?

1855
01:24:05,997 --> 01:24:07,390
I know, but I was fired.

1856
01:24:07,433 --> 01:24:08,652
Your honesty was largely
to blame for that.

1857
01:24:08,695 --> 01:24:10,436
[GASPS]

1858
01:24:10,480 --> 01:24:12,612
Well, I'm sorry.
I was feeling
a little abandoned.

1859
01:24:12,656 --> 01:24:14,353
No, I get it.
But can you swear me in?

1860
01:24:14,397 --> 01:24:16,355
I'll swear you in
if you sexy scream.

1861
01:24:16,399 --> 01:24:19,619
No, just swear me in,
please. Please?

1862
01:24:19,663 --> 01:24:20,968
You know the oath?

1863
01:24:21,839 --> 01:24:23,362
[SOBBING]

1864
01:24:24,624 --> 01:24:26,670
[CAMERA CLICKS]

1865
01:24:26,713 --> 01:24:27,758
Okay, when we get
to the hospital,

1866
01:24:27,801 --> 01:24:28,976
we do all the
questioning, okay?

1867
01:24:29,020 --> 01:24:30,065
Yeah, yeah, okay.

1868
01:24:30,108 --> 01:24:32,676
[MOBILE PHONE CHIMING]

1869
01:24:32,719 --> 01:24:35,244
[READING] "Come now,
just you and your partner."

1870
01:24:35,287 --> 01:24:36,462
What's that?

1871
01:24:36,506 --> 01:24:37,768
Look at this.

1872
01:24:39,030 --> 01:24:40,640
Are you sexting with Karen?

1873
01:24:40,684 --> 01:24:42,642
No, you idiot!
She's handcuffed to a pole.

1874
01:24:42,686 --> 01:24:43,817
She's being held hostage.

1875
01:24:43,861 --> 01:24:45,558
Oh, my God.

1876
01:24:45,602 --> 01:24:47,995
Okay. He dropped a pin.
That's where she's at.

1877
01:24:48,039 --> 01:24:49,345
That's across the street from
the Devil's Punchbowl.

1878
01:24:49,388 --> 01:24:50,911
We gotta take the bikes.No, no, no.

1879
01:24:50,955 --> 01:24:53,044
Wait, wait, wait!
Let's just think about this.

1880
01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:55,220
Why are we gonna risk
our life to save
your dirtbag ex-wife's?

1881
01:24:55,264 --> 01:24:56,352
She stole your house.

1882
01:24:56,395 --> 01:24:57,918
You kicked my weak knee,

1883
01:24:57,962 --> 01:24:59,094
said my wife
was fucking someone else,

1884
01:24:59,137 --> 01:25:00,399
and I still saved your life.

1885
01:25:00,443 --> 01:25:01,487
You save someone
when you can, Ponch.

1886
01:25:01,531 --> 01:25:03,141
That's what a person does,

1887
01:25:03,185 --> 01:25:06,101
especially an officer
of the law
who just took the oath.

1888
01:25:06,144 --> 01:25:09,147
You can't even ride.Listen, I've done back flips
with worse injuries than this.

1889
01:25:09,191 --> 01:25:11,106
We're gonna need backup.We don't know--

1890
01:25:11,149 --> 01:25:13,151
Clearly,
he blames us for Reed.

1891
01:25:13,195 --> 01:25:15,022
We don't know who in this
department is in on this.

1892
01:25:15,066 --> 01:25:16,502
I trust you,
and you trust me.

1893
01:25:16,546 --> 01:25:17,808
That's true.

1894
01:25:17,851 --> 01:25:19,026
Okay, we're like
Jay-Z and Beyonce.

1895
01:25:19,070 --> 01:25:20,550
We're fucking ride or die.

1896
01:25:27,209 --> 01:25:28,601
Shit.

1897
01:25:28,645 --> 01:25:30,168
Where's Officer Grieves?

1898
01:25:30,212 --> 01:25:32,170
He was discharged
an hour ago.

1899
01:25:32,214 --> 01:25:34,303
Well, did someone
pick him up?

1900
01:25:34,346 --> 01:25:36,870
A police officer, female,
super pretty.

1901
01:25:40,570 --> 01:25:43,529
Plane leaves
at Thursday at 3:00 p.m.,

1902
01:25:43,573 --> 01:25:46,663
out of Global Air
in Van Nuys.

1903
01:25:46,706 --> 01:25:49,970
There'll be a week's worth
of provisions in the cabin.

1904
01:25:51,407 --> 01:25:53,191
When should we expect you?

1905
01:25:53,235 --> 01:25:54,323
You should not.

1906
01:26:01,373 --> 01:26:03,158
All right,
spoke with the nurse,

1907
01:26:03,201 --> 01:26:07,814
says that he left
with a super pretty
CHP officer.

1908
01:26:07,858 --> 01:26:08,902
So, uh...

1909
01:26:10,817 --> 01:26:13,385
So, it has to be Lindsey.

1910
01:26:13,429 --> 01:26:15,344
Yeah.[ALL AGREEING
INDISTINCTLY]

1911
01:26:15,387 --> 01:26:18,434
She's radio silent right now,
but GPS has her car,

1912
01:26:18,477 --> 01:26:20,827
12 miles east of Palmdale.
Let's do it, folks.

1913
01:26:33,753 --> 01:26:34,972
PONCH:  That is
some cold shit, man,

1914
01:26:35,015 --> 01:26:36,756
riding the dead son's bike.

1915
01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:40,107
Well, you kidnap my wife,
I ride your dead son's bike.

1916
01:26:40,151 --> 01:26:41,370
Fuck him.

1917
01:26:58,604 --> 01:27:01,390
How the fuck is that thing
gaining on us?

1918
01:27:01,433 --> 01:27:03,261
He's a fucking warlock, man!

1919
01:27:04,828 --> 01:27:05,959
PONCH:  Fuck!

1920
01:27:09,311 --> 01:27:10,312
Whoa!

1921
01:27:17,928 --> 01:27:19,451
Hey, what are you doing?

1922
01:27:19,495 --> 01:27:21,236
I can't do it. I can't leave
my uncle by himself.

1923
01:27:21,279 --> 01:27:22,324
No, he told us to hide out
in the cabin.

1924
01:27:22,367 --> 01:27:23,760
He was very clear.

1925
01:27:23,803 --> 01:27:24,935
Well, you're free
to do that, all right,

1926
01:27:24,978 --> 01:27:26,023
but you're
dropping me off first.

1927
01:27:31,158 --> 01:27:34,118
JON:  There's the
Devil's Punchbowl.
It's gotta be on the right.

1928
01:27:34,161 --> 01:27:35,206
PONCH:  Here!

1929
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:36,555
[TIRES SCREECHING]

1930
01:27:49,742 --> 01:27:51,309
PONCH:  What are you doing?

1931
01:27:51,353 --> 01:27:53,224
JON:  Looking for a chink
in the armor.

1932
01:28:00,057 --> 01:28:01,580
Oh, bingo!

1933
01:28:01,624 --> 01:28:02,973
[ENGINE THROTTLING]

1934
01:28:04,931 --> 01:28:06,324
PONCH: No, don't hit that!
I can't jump!

1935
01:28:06,368 --> 01:28:08,195
You can do it.

1936
01:28:08,239 --> 01:28:10,154
You don't even know
what's on the other side!

1937
01:28:10,197 --> 01:28:12,330
Well, I know it's better than
what's on this side.

1938
01:28:14,898 --> 01:28:16,247
[GUNFIRE]

1939
01:28:21,731 --> 01:28:22,906
[CLICKING]

1940
01:28:25,038 --> 01:28:26,823
Come on, Ponch!
You can do it!

1941
01:28:26,866 --> 01:28:29,086
Just do it, man!
Just hit it!

1942
01:28:29,129 --> 01:28:30,696
Just full-throttle
hit it, man!

1943
01:28:30,740 --> 01:28:33,003
You gotta do it,
just come over!

1944
01:28:33,046 --> 01:28:34,483
[GRUNTS]Come on over, okay?

1945
01:28:34,526 --> 01:28:36,702
You got this!
You can make it!

1946
01:28:36,746 --> 01:28:37,877
I didn't make it!

1947
01:28:39,096 --> 01:28:40,402
[GROANS]

1948
01:28:40,445 --> 01:28:43,230
Dude, dude! You okay?

1949
01:28:43,274 --> 01:28:45,363
Damn it! Fuck!You okay?

1950
01:28:45,407 --> 01:28:48,540
This way. This way. Come on,
she's over here. Come on.

1951
01:28:48,584 --> 01:28:49,933
JON:  Oh, man...
Okay, we're here.

1952
01:28:49,976 --> 01:28:51,064
Jon. Yeah, yeah.
It's okay.

1953
01:28:51,108 --> 01:28:54,067
Jon! Oh, thank God!

1954
01:28:54,111 --> 01:28:56,548
I knew you'd come.
Oh, thank God.

1955
01:29:01,901 --> 01:29:03,207
Oh, I need your gun.

1956
01:29:03,250 --> 01:29:05,035
I'm so happy to see you.Yeah, yeah.

1957
01:29:05,078 --> 01:29:06,993
Dude, enough with
the gratitude, okay!
Let's go!

1958
01:29:08,212 --> 01:29:09,518
[GUNSHOT]

1959
01:29:11,302 --> 01:29:12,434
[GRUNTS]

1960
01:29:13,130 --> 01:29:14,305
[COUGHING]

1961
01:29:16,481 --> 01:29:18,353
Let's go. Get in!

1962
01:29:21,617 --> 01:29:22,922
Ah![STUTTERING] What?

1963
01:29:22,966 --> 01:29:24,576
Oh, my fingers!Oh, my God!

1964
01:29:24,620 --> 01:29:26,186
He shot my fingers off.

1965
01:29:26,230 --> 01:29:28,058
Dude, it's not superficial!
Look!

1966
01:29:28,101 --> 01:29:29,581
It's okay.
They can reattach them.

1967
01:29:29,625 --> 01:29:31,061
They can reattach them!
It's fine.

1968
01:29:31,104 --> 01:29:33,455
No, they're gone, dude!
They're gone.

1969
01:29:33,498 --> 01:29:35,413
Hold on. Hold on.
Let me see if I can see them.

1970
01:29:35,457 --> 01:29:37,284
Okay.[PONCH GROANING]

1971
01:29:37,328 --> 01:29:38,851
Okay, hey, hey,
I see them.

1972
01:29:38,895 --> 01:29:40,853
Go get them.Okay, I'm going in.

1973
01:29:42,202 --> 01:29:43,378
[GUNSHOT]

1974
01:29:44,553 --> 01:29:45,989
Help!

1975
01:29:46,032 --> 01:29:47,033
[GRUNTS]

1976
01:29:48,339 --> 01:29:50,297
Oh, shit! Damn it!

1977
01:29:50,341 --> 01:29:52,952
Here, here, here,
put them in your pocket.
There you go.

1978
01:29:52,996 --> 01:29:54,214
No! There's only
two of them!

1979
01:29:54,258 --> 01:29:55,955
Huh?There's only two!

1980
01:29:55,999 --> 01:29:57,304
Well, you're gonna
have to make do!
Two is enough!

1981
01:29:57,348 --> 01:29:58,741
No! I want my fucking pinky!

1982
01:30:15,975 --> 01:30:17,934
MAN: They're coming at us!
Go, go, go!

1983
01:30:29,467 --> 01:30:30,729
Go, go, go![GASPS]

1984
01:30:31,687 --> 01:30:33,210
[GRUNTING]

1985
01:30:37,214 --> 01:30:38,607
[GRUNTS]KAREN: Ah! Jon!

1986
01:30:38,650 --> 01:30:40,652
Get up, you fucking rat!
Get up!

1987
01:30:40,696 --> 01:30:42,045
[GRUNTING]

1988
01:30:46,876 --> 01:30:48,878
Eye for an eye,
a tooth for a tooth.

1989
01:30:48,921 --> 01:30:51,228
A fucking head for a head![SCREAMING]

1990
01:30:52,055 --> 01:30:53,186
Cover me!

1991
01:31:13,076 --> 01:31:14,599
That was my son!

1992
01:31:18,821 --> 01:31:19,952
[GRUNTING]

1993
01:31:21,780 --> 01:31:23,173
[YELLING]

1994
01:31:25,436 --> 01:31:27,046
[CHOKING]

1995
01:31:33,749 --> 01:31:35,011
[PONCH PANTING]

1996
01:31:36,273 --> 01:31:37,709
[COUGHING]

1997
01:31:37,753 --> 01:31:38,971
[GRUNTING]

1998
01:31:43,280 --> 01:31:45,282
Oh, I'm sorry.

1999
01:31:47,414 --> 01:31:48,590
RAY:  Get up!

2000
01:31:48,633 --> 01:31:49,895
Oh, Jon, Jon, Jon.Are you okay?

2001
01:31:49,939 --> 01:31:51,462
Yeah. Take my gun.
Take my gun.

2002
01:31:51,506 --> 01:31:52,898
No, no, no.
You're a better shot than me.

2003
01:31:52,942 --> 01:31:54,857
PONCH: How am I supposed
to do it, man?

2004
01:31:54,900 --> 01:31:56,554
Like Jimi Hendrix-style,
with my fucking teeth?
Take it!

2005
01:31:56,598 --> 01:31:58,295
Man up, Jon!

2006
01:31:58,338 --> 01:31:59,688
Yeah, okay, okay. I'll do it.
I'll do it. I'll do it.

2007
01:31:59,731 --> 01:32:01,211
Okay. Oh, shit.

2008
01:32:03,474 --> 01:32:04,475
PONCH: What?

2009
01:32:05,302 --> 01:32:06,303
KAREN:  Jesus, Jon!

2010
01:32:07,609 --> 01:32:09,088
Just hit him, Jon!

2011
01:32:09,132 --> 01:32:10,655
Okay, you're hitting
10 degrees to the right.

2012
01:32:10,699 --> 01:32:12,744
You gotta aim ten degrees
to the left. Okay, go!

2013
01:32:12,788 --> 01:32:13,789
Okay.

2014
01:32:16,139 --> 01:32:17,488
[JON GROANING]

2015
01:32:17,532 --> 01:32:18,445
Are you aimed
ten degrees to the left?

2016
01:32:18,489 --> 01:32:19,708
Yeah, but...

2017
01:32:20,970 --> 01:32:22,014
Fire!

2018
01:32:22,667 --> 01:32:23,973
[GRUNTS]

2019
01:32:28,630 --> 01:32:29,631
Ah!

2020
01:32:31,633 --> 01:32:33,591
Dude, that was
ten degrees.

2021
01:32:33,635 --> 01:32:36,899
No, it wasn't!
That was more like
twenty degrees.

2022
01:32:36,942 --> 01:32:39,118
Dude, you think
he's in one piece?

2023
01:32:39,162 --> 01:32:40,511
Come on!

2024
01:32:42,557 --> 01:32:44,733
Stay down!

2025
01:32:44,776 --> 01:32:47,039
Give me your fucking arm!
Stay down!

2026
01:32:50,826 --> 01:32:52,479
Okay, what's your plan?
The doors are all shut.

2027
01:32:52,523 --> 01:32:54,264
Where we're going,
we don't need doors.

2028
01:33:05,057 --> 01:33:08,017
JON: Is this the same hole
you crashed into earlier?

2029
01:33:08,060 --> 01:33:09,148
PONCH: I think it is.

2030
01:33:11,847 --> 01:33:14,676
[JON GRUNTING]Watch out! Jesus!

2031
01:33:16,547 --> 01:33:18,027
[SIGHS]

2032
01:33:18,070 --> 01:33:19,332
[GASPS]

2033
01:33:19,376 --> 01:33:20,377
[SCREAMING]

2034
01:33:22,205 --> 01:33:23,772
He's up! He's up! He's up!

2035
01:33:23,815 --> 01:33:25,338
Goddamn it.Go, go, go!

2036
01:33:25,382 --> 01:33:28,559
Go, go, go!
He's getting away!

2037
01:33:28,603 --> 01:33:30,213
LINDSEY: Put your hands
behind your back.

2038
01:33:30,256 --> 01:33:31,606
BOTH: Oh!

2039
01:33:31,649 --> 01:33:32,955
Now!

2040
01:33:32,998 --> 01:33:35,348
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You didn't see that coming.

2041
01:33:35,392 --> 01:33:37,307
Hot and helpful!
See, it's not either or.

2042
01:33:37,350 --> 01:33:39,614
JON: Hey, Ray.
How do those cuffs feel?

2043
01:33:40,397 --> 01:33:41,833
Repeat the question.

2044
01:33:42,660 --> 01:33:43,792
Go ahead!

2045
01:33:45,576 --> 01:33:47,273
You're with this
piece of shit?

2046
01:33:47,317 --> 01:33:48,535
Shut up!

2047
01:33:50,189 --> 01:33:51,669
Let me get this straight.

2048
01:33:51,713 --> 01:33:53,671
You knew that I killed
three of my co-workers,

2049
01:33:53,715 --> 01:33:57,196
but you thought it was okay
to kill my son?

2050
01:33:57,240 --> 01:33:59,068
Uh-uh, uh-uh.

2051
01:33:59,111 --> 01:34:01,723
No, no, no.
Your beef's with
the steel cable, not us.

2052
01:34:01,766 --> 01:34:03,768
We were just chasing him.

2053
01:34:03,812 --> 01:34:05,422
You weren't as good as Reed.

2054
01:34:08,120 --> 01:34:10,470
My son should be here
with me right now.

2055
01:34:11,254 --> 01:34:12,385
Not you.

2056
01:34:13,996 --> 01:34:15,214
No!

2057
01:34:16,825 --> 01:34:18,000
[BULLET RICOCHETING]

2058
01:34:23,745 --> 01:34:24,876
[GRUNTS]

2059
01:34:24,920 --> 01:34:26,051
What the...

2060
01:34:26,095 --> 01:34:27,400
BOTH: Whoa!Oh, my God, dude!

2061
01:34:27,444 --> 01:34:30,012
Oh, my God.
Dude, that's a ricochet.

2062
01:34:33,755 --> 01:34:35,234
[GRUNTING]

2063
01:34:35,278 --> 01:34:36,366
BOTH: Whoa!

2064
01:34:37,846 --> 01:34:40,065
Stay down,
gorgeous asshole!

2065
01:34:40,109 --> 01:34:44,069
Oh, my... Dude your arm
is straight up titanium,
like a Terminator's arm!

2066
01:34:44,113 --> 01:34:45,418
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I told you.

2067
01:34:45,462 --> 01:34:48,291
Oh, whoa. Do you feel this?

2068
01:34:48,334 --> 01:34:51,468
Uh, yeah, a little bit.
Like a two out of ten.

2069
01:34:51,511 --> 01:34:53,209
Whoa.LINDSEY:  Get off of me!

2070
01:34:53,252 --> 01:34:54,863
You feel this?

2071
01:34:54,906 --> 01:34:57,779
Ah! Oh!I'm sorry! Sorry.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

2072
01:34:57,822 --> 01:34:59,650
God, don't touch
my nubs, man!

2073
01:34:59,694 --> 01:35:01,652
I know. I won't, I won't.
Help me up.

2074
01:35:01,696 --> 01:35:03,349
Come on.[GRUNTS]

2075
01:35:04,437 --> 01:35:05,961
[SIREN WAILING]

2076
01:35:06,004 --> 01:35:07,658
PONCH: Dude,
we gotta find an ambulance.

2077
01:35:07,702 --> 01:35:09,921
What?Oh! We gotta get your pinky!

2078
01:35:09,965 --> 01:35:12,707
Oh, duh! Dude, thanks.Yeah, yeah,
it's over here.

2079
01:35:14,883 --> 01:35:16,623
JON: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stop, stop, stop!

2080
01:35:16,667 --> 01:35:18,756
Back up,
you're on Ponch's pinky!

2081
01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:20,627
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

2082
01:35:23,021 --> 01:35:25,763
I saw a look on your
face tonight
I haven't seen in years,

2083
01:35:25,807 --> 01:35:27,591
not since you competed.

2084
01:35:27,634 --> 01:35:30,376
I can tell you really
like this thing,
being a cop.

2085
01:35:30,420 --> 01:35:34,903
Yeah, I really do,
maybe even more than riding.

2086
01:35:34,946 --> 01:35:37,949
Do you want me to ride in
the ambulance with you?

2087
01:35:37,993 --> 01:35:40,386
No, I'm good.
You're kind of a dick.

2088
01:35:40,430 --> 01:35:42,519
I'm gonna ride with Ponch.

2089
01:35:42,562 --> 01:35:43,868
Take care, Karen.

2090
01:35:46,131 --> 01:35:48,307
Hey, you all right?

2091
01:35:48,351 --> 01:35:51,441
Yeah, are you okay?
You tackled her like crazy.

2092
01:35:51,484 --> 01:35:53,573
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm a fucking beast.

2093
01:35:53,617 --> 01:35:55,358
Hey, do you wanna ride
with us?

2094
01:35:55,401 --> 01:35:56,881
It depends.
Are you gonna put out?

2095
01:35:56,925 --> 01:35:59,623
Yeah, ass, cash, or grass.
I know the rules.

2096
01:36:05,368 --> 01:36:07,849
PARAMEDIC: Hey,
that's looking really awful.

2097
01:36:09,851 --> 01:36:11,287
You want some morphine?

2098
01:36:11,330 --> 01:36:13,028
Dude, that'd be nice.

2099
01:36:14,507 --> 01:36:16,509
Um, excuse me, Ava?

2100
01:36:16,553 --> 01:36:17,684
Uh, yes, Jon?

2101
01:36:17,728 --> 01:36:19,686
I'm really sorry,

2102
01:36:19,730 --> 01:36:22,428
I didn't take that ride home
with you from the hospital.

2103
01:36:22,472 --> 01:36:24,779
That was just
a very stupid decision.

2104
01:36:24,822 --> 01:36:26,519
Hmm.

2105
01:36:26,563 --> 01:36:29,392
And I'm sorry I said mean
things about your wife.

2106
01:36:29,435 --> 01:36:32,090
You know? Even if she is
a piece of shit,
it's just not nice.

2107
01:36:32,134 --> 01:36:34,310
It's okay.Thank you.

2108
01:36:34,353 --> 01:36:36,703
You look
a little short of breath.

2109
01:36:36,747 --> 01:36:37,922
Do you need some CPR?

2110
01:36:37,966 --> 01:36:39,881
So bad. Really bad.Yeah?

2111
01:36:47,105 --> 01:36:48,237
[JON MOANING]

2112
01:36:48,280 --> 01:36:49,455
[MUMBLES]

2113
01:36:51,806 --> 01:36:53,198
[AVA MOANS]

2114
01:36:53,242 --> 01:36:55,113
Oh, oof.

2115
01:36:55,157 --> 01:36:56,636
Aye.

2116
01:36:56,680 --> 01:36:59,596
[WHISPERING]
I'm so proud of this guy.

2117
01:36:59,639 --> 01:37:01,598
Get it, Jon. Get it.Oof.

2118
01:37:02,729 --> 01:37:03,992
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

2119
01:37:04,035 --> 01:37:05,732
PARAMEDIC:  Oh...

2120
01:37:05,776 --> 01:37:07,430
You know, we, we...
We should be good though.

2121
01:37:07,473 --> 01:37:09,780
Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
Be classy.

2122
01:37:09,824 --> 01:37:10,999
Be classy.

2123
01:37:11,042 --> 01:37:12,304
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Always classy.

2124
01:37:12,348 --> 01:37:13,392
Let them do their thing.Yeah.

2125
01:37:13,436 --> 01:37:14,567
Hey, um...

2126
01:37:14,611 --> 01:37:15,873
Hey, Ponch?Mm-hmm?

2127
01:37:15,917 --> 01:37:17,396
Could you maybe
speak in Spanish,

2128
01:37:17,440 --> 01:37:19,137
so I don't understand
what you're saying?

2129
01:37:19,181 --> 01:37:20,138
Yeah, no problem.
No problem.Thanks, boss.

2130
01:37:20,182 --> 01:37:21,748
[GIGGLING]

2131
01:37:21,792 --> 01:37:23,359
[IN SPANISH]

2132
01:37:26,275 --> 01:37:28,451
[PONCH SPEAKING SPANISH]

2133
01:37:32,498 --> 01:37:35,458
AVA: [SHOUTS IN SPANISH]
I speak Spanish, pervs.

2134
01:37:41,290 --> 01:37:43,466
[CELL PHONE CHIMING]PONCH:  Yes, sir?

2135
01:37:43,509 --> 01:37:45,598
PETERSON:  Hey, how'd you like
to come back to Miami?

2136
01:37:45,642 --> 01:37:47,165
I wanna give you
your job back.

2137
01:37:47,209 --> 01:37:48,471
PONCH:  Yeah,
I appreciate that,

2138
01:37:48,514 --> 01:37:50,603
but I actually love it
out here.

2139
01:37:50,647 --> 01:37:53,302
♪ California love!

2140
01:38:02,964 --> 01:38:07,055
♪ California knows
how to party

2141
01:38:08,230 --> 01:38:10,710
♪ California

2142
01:38:10,754 --> 01:38:12,582
♪ Knows how to party

2143
01:38:13,713 --> 01:38:17,456
♪ In the city of LA

2144
01:38:19,154 --> 01:38:22,897
♪ In the city
of good ol' Watts

2145
01:38:24,768 --> 01:38:28,076
♪ In the city,
the city of Compton

2146
01:38:29,512 --> 01:38:31,949
♪ Keep it rocking

2147
01:38:31,993 --> 01:38:34,734
♪ Keep it rocking

2148
01:38:34,778 --> 01:38:37,955
♪ Now let me welcome everybody
to the wild, wild west

2149
01:38:37,999 --> 01:38:40,175
♪ A state that's untouchable
like Elliot Ness

2150
01:38:40,218 --> 01:38:42,917
♪ The track hits your eardrum
like a slug to your chest

2151
01:38:42,960 --> 01:38:45,484
♪ Pack a vest for your Jimmy
in the city of sex

2152
01:38:45,528 --> 01:38:48,313
♪ We in that Sunshine State
with a bomb ass hemp beat

2153
01:38:48,357 --> 01:38:50,837
♪ The state where you
never find a dance floor empty

2154
01:38:50,881 --> 01:38:53,362
♪ And pimps be on a mission
for them greens

2155
01:38:53,405 --> 01:38:55,973
♪ Lean mean money-makin'
machines serving fiends

2156
01:38:56,017 --> 01:38:59,455
♪ I been in the game for
10 years making rap tunes

2157
01:38:59,498 --> 01:39:01,544
♪ Ever since honeys
was wearing Sassoon

2158
01:39:01,587 --> 01:39:03,894
♪ Now it's '95 and the
clock me and watch me

2159
01:39:03,938 --> 01:39:06,766
♪ Diamonds shinin'
lookin' like I robbed Liberace

2160
01:39:06,810 --> 01:39:09,291
♪ It's all good
from Diego to the Bay

2161
01:39:09,334 --> 01:39:11,989
♪ Your city is the bomb
if your city making pay

2162
01:39:12,033 --> 01:39:14,426
♪ Throw up a finger if you
feel the same way

2163
01:39:14,470 --> 01:39:17,125
♪ Dre putting it down
for Californ-I-A

2164
01:39:17,168 --> 01:39:19,083
♪ California
♪ California

2165
01:39:19,127 --> 01:39:21,912
♪ knows how to party
♪ Knows how to party

2166
01:39:21,956 --> 01:39:25,872
♪ California
knows how to party
♪ West coast

2167
01:39:25,916 --> 01:39:27,526
♪ Yes they do
♪ That's right

2168
01:39:27,570 --> 01:39:31,269
♪ In the city of L.A.

2169
01:39:31,313 --> 01:39:33,141
♪ The city of L.A.

2170
01:39:33,184 --> 01:39:36,144
♪ In the city of
good ol' Watts

2171
01:39:36,187 --> 01:39:37,536
♪ Good ol' Watts

2172
01:39:37,580 --> 01:39:41,279
♪ In the city
City of Compton

2173
01:39:41,323 --> 01:39:43,064
♪ City of Compton

2174
01:39:43,107 --> 01:39:45,501
♪ We keep it rockin'
♪ Keep it rockin'

2175
01:39:45,544 --> 01:39:48,373
♪ Keep it rockin'
♪ Come on, shake

2176
01:39:48,417 --> 01:39:53,552
♪ Shake it, shake it, baby
Shake it, shake it

2177
01:39:53,596 --> 01:39:58,514
♪ In the city
The city of Compton

2178
01:39:58,557 --> 01:40:01,212
♪ We keep it rockin'
♪ Keep it rockin'

2179
01:40:01,256 --> 01:40:04,433
♪ Keep it rockin'
♪ Yeah, yeah, make it shake

2180
01:40:04,476 --> 01:40:07,088
♪ Shake it, shake it, baby

2181
01:40:07,131 --> 01:40:09,438
♪ Shake it, shake it
♪ Shake it, baby

2182
01:40:09,481 --> 01:40:10,743
♪ Shake it, shake it

2183
01:40:12,093 --> 01:40:13,224
♪ Shake it

2184
01:40:13,268 --> 01:40:14,921
♪ Cali
♪ Shake it, Cali

2185
01:40:14,965 --> 01:40:17,663
♪ Shake it, shake it, baby
♪ Shake it, Cali

2186
01:40:17,707 --> 01:40:19,926
♪ Shake it, shake it

2187
01:40:19,970 --> 01:40:23,495
♪ Shake it, shake it
♪ West coast

2188
01:40:23,539 --> 01:40:27,539
♪ Cali