1 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:11,045 COME ON. BIG MONEY. BIG MONEY! 2 00:00:11,079 --> 00:00:12,580 HARRY, WHERE WERE YOU? 3 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:14,215 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PICK ME UP FROM WORK. 4 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:17,685 YES, I WAS. FREE SPIN! FREE SPIN! 5 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:18,486 I HAD TO WALK. 6 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,688 I'M SOAKING WET! LOOK AT ME! 7 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:24,058 DICK, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL? 8 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:26,494 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SALLY? 9 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,129 OH, I'M LOOKING FOR AN OFFICE JOB. 10 00:00:28,162 --> 00:00:32,233 I BOUGHT A NEW SUIT, AND I NEED A PLACE TO WEAR IT. 11 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,101 * FORTUNE 12 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:34,902 * YOU'RE MY WHEEL OF FORTUNE * 13 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:36,670 * THE APPEAL OF FORTUNE 14 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:38,339 * IS SUBLIME 15 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:42,476 TOMMY, I'M METTING KEVIN AT THE MALL, 16 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:43,777 DO YOU WANT TO COME ALONG? 17 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:44,745 YEAH! 18 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:45,913 YEAH. THAT'D BE GREAT! 19 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:48,282 ME, MY OLD GIRLFRIEND, HER NEW BOYFRIEND, 20 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:50,151 CRUISIN' THE FOOD COURT, HANGIN' OUT, 21 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:51,352 SPLITTIN' A HOT PRETZEL. 22 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:52,920 NO. 23 00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:55,423 YOU ARE SO IMMATURE. 24 00:00:55,456 --> 00:00:57,125 OH, REALLY, AUGUST, AND HOW OLD ARE YOU? 25 00:00:57,158 --> 00:00:59,160 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT AGE, TOMMY. 26 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:00,794 I'M TALKING ABOUT MATURITY. 27 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:02,096 OH, MATURITY. I SEE. 28 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:03,231 WELL, TELL ME, AUGUST. 29 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:05,733 WHO'S THE ONE WHO WANTS TO HANG OUT AT THE MALL, HMM?! 30 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:07,101 YOUR SON IS IMPOSSIBLE. 31 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:09,503 I COMPLETELY AGREE. 32 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:12,039 HE DOESN'T GET THAT GIRLS MATURE FASTER, AND THAT WOMEN-- 33 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,607 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. YOU MADE YOUR POINT. 34 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:16,444 I SAID I AGREED. NOW GET OUT! 35 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:24,185 WHY DO YOU INSIST ON HANGING OUT WITH TEENAGERS? 36 00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:26,053 IT'S NOT MY FAULT. I DON'T HAVE ANY CHOICE. 37 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:29,423 THIS WAS THE BODY YOU ASSIGNED ME. IT'S PATHETIC. 38 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:31,892 I'M OLDER THAN ANY OF YOU, BUT IF I WANT TO SEE AN R-RATED MOVIE, 39 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:35,028 I HAVE TO GO WITH MRS. DUBCEK. 40 00:01:35,062 --> 00:01:39,099 JUST ONCE, JUST ONCE I'D LIKE TO MEET A WOMAN CLOSER TO MY AGE. 41 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:42,736 YOU KNOW, SOMEONE LIKE ANGIE DICKINSON. 42 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,274 WAIT! 43 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:47,308 THE TV IS OFF. 44 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:48,642 YEAH, I TURNED IT OFF. 45 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:51,479 WELL, BUT NOW IT'S OFF. 46 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:53,481 WE HAVE A MISSION. 47 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:55,583 WE DIDN'T COME TO THIS PLANET TO WATCH TELEVISION. 48 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:59,320 YEAH, BUT IT'S GIVEN US A REASON TO STAY. 49 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:01,689 I'M ORDERING YOU TO GO WITHOUT TELEVISION FOR A WEEK! 50 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:02,723 NOW, THAT'S FINAL! 51 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:04,758 A WEEK, NO TV? 52 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:05,959 WHAT'LL I DO? 53 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:08,329 WHY DON'T YOU TRY USING YOUR BRAIN FOR A CHANGE? 54 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:12,766 WELL, WHAT GOOD COULD COME FROM IT? 55 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,402 WHAT'S HARRY'S PROBLEM NOW? 56 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:15,803 DICK'S THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM. 57 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:17,371 WHAT'S THE MATTER, DICK? 58 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:18,439 IT'S MARY. 59 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,974 I HATE YOU! GO FIGURE. 60 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:27,348 THIS AFTERNOON I TRIED TO BORROW HER MAGNIFYING GLASS. 61 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:30,017 YOU KNOW, TO BURN SOME ANTS. 62 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:31,352 OF COURSE. GO ON. 63 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:33,321 SO ANYWAY, SHE'S LIKE, "NO, YOU'LL BREAK IT!" 64 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:34,688 AND I'M ALL, "I WILL NOT!" 65 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:36,524 AND SHE'S LIKE, "IT'S MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!" 66 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:39,627 SO WE HAVE THIS HUGE FIGHT. 67 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,195 FINALLY SHE LET ME BORROW IT 68 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:43,397 WHEN SHE WASN'T LOOKING. 69 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:46,367 AND LET ME GUESS. YOU BROKE IT. 70 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,302 YES! 71 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:53,941 A PARTICULARLY LARGE QUEEN BURST INTO FLAMES, 72 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:57,945 AND I GOT SCARED AND DROPPED IT ON THE SIDEWALK. 73 00:02:57,978 --> 00:02:59,613 OH, DICK! 74 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:01,615 I KNOW WHAT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 75 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:03,251 A LITTLE TV. 76 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:04,051 AAH! 77 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,188 [DOORBELL RINGS] 78 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,189 WHO IS IT? 79 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,324 IT'S TOMMY. 80 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:45,959 OH, TOMMY, COME ON IN. 81 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:48,396 HI. UM... 82 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:51,365 I'M HERE TO RETURN YOUR MAGNIFYING GLASS. 83 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:53,867 DICK BROKE THAT, DIDN'T HE? 84 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:56,637 AND HE COULDN'T BRING IT OVER HIMSELF, COULD HE? 85 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:58,939 HE'S SO IMMATURE. 86 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:01,875 WELL, HE'S NOT NECESSARILY-- 87 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:04,177 YEAH, HE'S PRETTY IMMATURE. 88 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:05,679 I'LL JUST LEAVE THIS HERE ON THE TABLE. 89 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:07,047 THANKS. 90 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,616 OH, WOW, THE AZTECS! 91 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:09,917 YOU STUDYING THEM IN SCHOOL? 92 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:15,022 NO, BUT I READ ABOUT THEM ON A PLACEMAT AT THE PANCAKE HOUSE. 93 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:17,325 YOU KNOW WHAT THE AZTECS' PROBLEM WAS? 94 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:18,359 THEY WERE AT THE WRONG APEX 95 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:20,794 OF THE TECHNOLOGICAL WORLD ARC. 96 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:21,762 I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT. 97 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:23,397 OH, IT'S MY OWN THEORY. 98 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:26,867 YOU SEE, TECHNOLOGY BEGINS IN CHINA IN 5,000 B.C. 99 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:29,937 WITH, UM, LITERATURE AND ARCHITECTURE AND PASTA 100 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:33,507 AND ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES AND FIREWORKS. 101 00:04:33,541 --> 00:04:34,308 OH! 102 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:35,643 WOULD YOU LIKE AN OREO? 103 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:36,510 THANK YOU. 104 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:38,646 OH, PLEASE CONTINUE. THIS IS FASCINATING. 105 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:42,683 SO OVER THE CENTURIES THE TECHNO-ARC MOVES THROUGH THE MIDDLE EAST, 106 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:46,086 EGYPT, GREECE, ROME, FLORENCE, EUROPE, THE AMERICAS, 107 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,389 UNTIL IT GETS BACK TO THE PACIFIC RIM, 108 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:50,290 BUT IT ALWAYS TRAVELS WEST. 109 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:54,194 SO YOU'RE SAYING, THE EARTH'S ROTATION AFFECTS CIVILIZATION. 110 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:55,329 EXACTLY! 111 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:58,298 AND EVERY DOMINANT SOCIETY IS IN SYNC WITH THE ARC. 112 00:04:58,332 --> 00:04:59,333 AND THE AZTECS ARE-- 113 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,168 THEY'RE OFF THE ARC BY 2,000 YEARS, 114 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:05,473 AND THAT IS WHY THEIR ADVANCEMENTS ARE NEVER RECOGNIZED. 115 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:08,576 YOU HAVE A VERY INTERESTING THEORY. 116 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,411 WELL, FOR A TEENAGER. 117 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:11,445 NO, FOR ANYBODY. 118 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:14,415 MOST PEOPLE DISMISS NON-LITERATE CULTURES. 119 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:16,517 WELL, WE LIVE IN ONE. 120 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:23,657 WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF COFFEE, TOMMY? 121 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:24,492 COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 122 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:25,258 HMM. 123 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:27,327 CALL ME TOM. 124 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:34,201 WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF COFFEE, TOM? 125 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:36,637 I WOULD LOVE A CUP OF COFFEE, MARY. 126 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,472 ALL RIGHT. 127 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:44,077 MISS, UH, SOLOMON? 128 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:45,078 THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE. 129 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:47,848 THERE'S ONLY 4 WORDS ON THIS TYPING TEST. 130 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:53,120 NO, NO, NO. THAT'S RIGHT. 131 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:55,589 YOU ASKED ME IF I COULD TYPE 40 WORDS PER MINUTE. 132 00:05:55,623 --> 00:05:56,256 THERE IT IS: 133 00:05:56,289 --> 00:06:00,794 "40 WORDS PER MINUTE." 134 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:05,132 AND IT ONLY TOOK ME A HALF HOUR. 135 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:06,166 WHEN WE SAY 40-- 136 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:10,103 OK. YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY'RE YOUR RULES, NOT MINE. 137 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,372 HELLO... 138 00:06:12,406 --> 00:06:13,441 "SALLY." 139 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:14,642 I'M CARL. 140 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:16,410 HI. YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD CHECK ON YOUR FRIEND OVER THERE. 141 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:19,146 NO SPEAK-A DE ENGLISH. 142 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:21,849 I DON'T WORK IN PERSONNEL. I'M IN DISTRIBUTION, 143 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,217 BUT MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU GET THROUGH THAT. 144 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:27,220 OH, YEAH. I'M HAVING SOME TROUBLE FILLING IT OUT. 145 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:30,924 YOU'RE, UH, FILLING IT OUT JUST FINE. 146 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:33,427 I'M, UH, LOOKING FOR A NEW ASSISTANT. 147 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:34,495 OH, GREAT! 148 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:36,664 AND I ALREADY KNOW YOU CAN TYPE 40 WORDS PER MINUTE. 149 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:40,634 HELL, I CAN TYPE 100 WORDS PER MINUTE, YOU GIVE ME ENOUGH TIME. 150 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:45,906 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 151 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,408 HELLO. 152 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:50,778 OH, HI, TOM! 153 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:55,849 I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME, TOO! 154 00:06:55,883 --> 00:06:59,953 NO, I WILL NOT LET YOU BUY ME LUNCH. 155 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:02,856 I'LL BUY YOU LUNCH. 156 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:04,825 I INSIST! 157 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:07,260 GOOD-BYE, TOM. 158 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:08,696 NINA, I'LL BE BACK IN ABOUT AN HOUR. 159 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,964 HAVE A NICE LUNCH. 160 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:15,503 NINA, I NEED TO SEND SOMETHING OVER TO TOM, 161 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:19,707 AND I SEEM TO HAVE LOST TOM'S ADDRESS. WHO IS HE AGAIN? 162 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:22,075 I DON'T KNOW, AND IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS. 163 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,176 WELL, IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, 164 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:25,412 AND I'M OBSESSED WITH IT. 165 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,447 I THOUGHT THE 2 OF YOU WERE OVER. 166 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:31,451 WHY DO ALL MEN THINK ONCE THEY PLANT THE FLAG THEY OWN THE MOUNTAIN? 167 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,421 I SPENT 2 YEARS CLIMBING THAT MOUNTAIN, 168 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,525 AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET ANOTHER MAN YODEL ON IT! 169 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:44,765 AAH! 170 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,068 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 171 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:50,137 OH. HE'S THINKING. 172 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:53,574 TOMMY, DO YOU STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME? 173 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:56,376 SORRY, AUGUST. I'M SEEING SOMEONE ELSE. 174 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:57,611 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 175 00:07:57,645 --> 00:07:59,279 KEVIN AND I HAVE ONLY BEEN GOING OUT FOR A MONTH, 176 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:02,149 AND YOU ALREADY HAVE A NEW GIRLFRIEND? 177 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:03,584 OH, THAT'S RICH. 178 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:05,152 GOOD-BYE. 179 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:06,319 YOUR SON IS IMPOSSIBLE! 180 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:09,790 AND YOU'RE A PAIN IN THE ASS. YOU'RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER! 181 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:12,793 WHERE'S DINNER? 182 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,127 SALLY'S NOT HOME YET. 183 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,029 NYAAH! 184 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:19,099 HARRY, GO THINK IN ANOTHER ROOM. 185 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:22,035 AND NO TELEVISION! 186 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:24,004 DICK, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU. 187 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:24,838 UM... 188 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:26,874 ARE YOU STILL INTERESTED IN MARY? 189 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:30,110 NO! WHY DOES EVERYBODY ASK ME THAT, BECAUSE I'M NOT! 190 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:32,345 NO, SIR. SHE AND I ARE FREE! 191 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:32,946 GOOD. 192 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:34,181 OH, YEAH, IT'S GOOD. 193 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:35,115 YEAH, I'M GLAD. 194 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:37,184 DAMN RIGHT. SO AM I. 195 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:38,085 HEY, GUYS! 196 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,386 GOOD NEWS! 197 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:40,187 WHAT IS IT, LIEUTENANT? 198 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:41,454 I GOT A JOB. 199 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:43,724 A REAL JOB! LOOK! 200 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:46,159 "SALLY SOLOMON, STERN AND BOWER, INC." 201 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,127 IT'S MY I.D. 202 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,829 I HAVE A PARKING PASS, MEDICAL, DENTAL, 203 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,530 PENSION, PROFIT SHARING. 204 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:54,034 I'M THINKING OF RETIRING IN MEXICO. 205 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,936 WELL, YOUR DOLLAR GOES FURTHER THERE. 206 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:56,870 WELL, WHAT ABOUT DINNER? 207 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:57,971 IT'S SO MUCH HARDER THAN I THOUGHT. 208 00:08:58,005 --> 00:09:00,040 I ACTUALLY HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO RESPECT MY COWORKERS 209 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:02,209 IF I'M GOING TO KEEP THIS JOB. 210 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,778 "NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU'RE OFFENDING ME." 211 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:05,946 WHAT'S THIS? 212 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:08,348 OH, IT'S A PAMPHLET ABOUT UNDERSTANDING AND TOLERANCE 213 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,583 AND ALL THAT CRAP. 214 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:12,620 ANYWAY, I READ IT, AND AS HARD AS THIS IS TO BELIEVE, 215 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,688 SOMETIMES I THINK I MAKE PEOPLE FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE. 216 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:16,690 OH, GET OUT. 217 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:20,160 WHAT'S THIS? "HEARTY MAN'S MEATLOAF WITH ALL THE FIXIN'S." 218 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:27,367 OK. THIS IS THE BAD NEWS, YOU GUYS. 219 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:32,372 AS A WORKING WOMAN, I CAN NO LONGER COOK FOR YOU. 220 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,407 AWW. AWW. 221 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:35,575 CAN WE START TONIGHT? 222 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,911 SURE. AS SOON AS I TAKE OFF MY COAT. 223 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:48,188 HI, GUYS. 224 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:50,991 I'LL JUST, UH, TAKE THAT. 225 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,697 Harry: NO-O-O-O! 226 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,936 MR. WEBBER, YOU HAVE A MEETING IN 10 MINUTES. 227 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:06,707 MMM, SOMEONE SMELLS LIKE FRESH LEMONS. 228 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,008 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 229 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,910 PLEDGE. 230 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,182 I LIKE IT. 231 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,150 I'M GOING TO HAVE A HARD TIME CONCENTRATING ON WORK, 232 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,852 IF YOU GO AROUND SMELLING LIKE THAT. 233 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:21,755 OH, I'M SORRY I DISTRACTED YOU. IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 234 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,323 WELL, SPEAKING OF DISTRACTIONS, 235 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:26,694 I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT WHAT'S UNDER THAT JACKET. 236 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,628 I MEAN, GIVE ME A BREAK. I'M ONLY HUMAN. 237 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,363 I'M SORRY. 238 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:32,099 DOES THAT HELP? 239 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,734 OH, THAT'S MUCH BETTER. 240 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,803 OK. LOOK, MR. WEBBER, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 241 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:38,038 THAT I READ THAT BOOKLET FROM THE HUMAN RESOURCES-- 242 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,073 OH, WHOA, WHOA. WHOA! 243 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:41,308 I WAS JUST KIDDING. HONESTLY. 244 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:42,375 OH, YOU'RE VERY KIND, 245 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:43,877 BUT, LOOK, I KNOW I LOOK HOT, 246 00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:47,380 AND IF I HAVE IMPEDED YOUR PERFORMANCE 247 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,082 OR MADE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE IN THE WORKPLACE, 248 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:52,853 I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT RIGHT NOW. 249 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,521 WELL, IF YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE, 250 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:56,456 MAYBE WE COULD DO IT OVER DRINKS. 251 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,657 OH, THAT'S SWEET. 252 00:10:57,691 --> 00:11:01,494 'CAUSE I CERTAINLY CAN'T WORK WITH THOSE LEGS AROUND. 253 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:07,400 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME? 254 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:09,903 OH, MY GOD. 255 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,204 [DOOR CLOSES] 256 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:14,574 I'M SEXUALLY HARASSING MY BOSS! 257 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,580 [FRANTIC KNOCKING ON DOOR] 258 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,650 HARRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 259 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:28,521 JUST VISITING MY GOOD FRIEND NINA. 260 00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:30,357 HEY, WHAT'S THAT MUSIC? 261 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:31,191 IT'S JAZZ. 262 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,526 WELL, IT'S GROOVY. 263 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,963 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GROOVY? 264 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,998 TELEVISION. 265 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:42,069 YOU KNOW WHAT'S ON TELEVISION RIGHT NOW? 266 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,470 SHOWS. OH. 267 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:46,006 I'M SORRY, HARRY. SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH MY ANTENNA. 268 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,207 DON'T WORRY. 269 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,109 I'LL FIX IT. 270 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,244 AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, 271 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:52,412 I'LL FIX IT. 272 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:55,715 [FRANTIC KNOCKING ON DOOR] 273 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,584 OH, NINA, I GOT TO TALK TO SOMEBODY. 274 00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:59,052 WELL, SURE. COME ON IN. 275 00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:01,554 YOU GOT TO HELP ME. I AM SEXUALLY HARASSING MY BOSS. 276 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:02,589 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 277 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:03,523 IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 278 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,092 NO MATTER WHAT PERFUME I WEAR, HE SNIFFS ME. 279 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,493 MY LEGS DISTRACT HIM ALL DAY LONG. 280 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,727 HE CAN'T GET ANY WORK DONE. 281 00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:10,931 SALLY, THIS GUY SOUNDS LIKE A TOTAL CREEP. 282 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,199 AAH! 283 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,666 GOOD NEWS! 284 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:16,603 I'VE GOT MR. ED. 285 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:18,338 NO, WAIT. IT'S A MADONNA VIDEO. 286 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:22,542 [BANGING ON DOOR] 287 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,911 NINA, I NEED SOME INFORMATION! 288 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,078 DICK, I WAS TALKING TO NINA. 289 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,613 WELL, WAIT YOUR TURN! 290 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,581 NINA, I WANT YOU TO CALL UP MARY 291 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:29,983 AND FIND OUT IF SHE'S WITH ANYBODY. 292 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,518 NO! I'D DO IT MYSELF, 293 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,854 BUT SHE'D THINK THAT I STILL WANTED HER AND I DON'T! 294 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,256 DON'T PULL ME INTO THIS. IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE. 295 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,891 AHA! YOU'RE HARASSING HER! 296 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:38,691 I AM NOT! 297 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:39,960 YOU'RE MAKING HER UNCOMFORTABLE. 298 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:42,462 I KNOW WHEN I'M MAKING SOMEONE UNCOMFORTABLE, AND THIS ISN'T IT. 299 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,031 [LOUD ARGUING] 300 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,233 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 301 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,901 EVERYBODY FREEZE. 302 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:50,103 WE'VE GOT RECEPTION. 303 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,672 I SAID NO TV! 304 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,975 OH! THAT WAS MY ANTENNA! 305 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,277 DON'T WORRY, I'LL TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR SALARY. 306 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,712 PLEASE, WHO IS MARY SEEING? 307 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,949 WHY DON'T YOU ASK TOMMY. HE'S AT MARY'S RIGHT NOW. 308 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,251 WHAT, TOMMY'S AT MARY'S? 309 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,589 THAT DUPLICITOUS OLD FART! 310 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,059 UH-UH. 311 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:15,462 WHICH IS OUR NICKNAME FOR HIM. 312 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,201 [DOORBELL RINGS] 313 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,003 I'LL GET IT. 314 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,410 HELLO. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 315 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:31,144 WHERE'S MARY? 316 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,712 THE KITCHEN. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 317 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:33,680 I HAVE TO SEE HER. 318 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,382 YEAH. LET'S JUST KEEP THIS OUTSIDE, ALL RIGHT? 319 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,350 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 320 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,152 I'M ENJOYING MYSELF. 321 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,553 FOR THE FIRST TIME ON THIS PLANET, 322 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:43,256 I'VE MET A WOMAN WHO APPRECIATES ME FOR WHAT I THINK, 323 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,926 A WOMAN WHO DOESN'T JUDGE ME BY MY APPEARANCE. 324 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:46,759 I'M HAPPY, DICK. 325 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:47,727 SHE'S TOO OLD FOR YOU. 326 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:48,595 I'M OLDER THAN YOU! 327 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,063 WELL, YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR HER! 328 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,831 EITHER WAY, IT WON'T WORK! 329 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:54,201 I MAKE HER LAUGH, DICK. SHE LIKES IT. 330 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:58,271 YOU SHUT YOUR FOUL MOUTH! 331 00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,473 SHE SAID SHE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD WITH YOU. 332 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,375 YOU LISTEN TO ME, GRANDPA. 333 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,511 YOU STAY AWAY FROM THE WOMAN THAT I DON'T LOVE! 334 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,446 SHE'S NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE, PAL. 335 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:09,582 YOU GAVE ME THE ALL CLEAR, SO SHOVE OFF! 336 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:10,750 Mary: TOM! 337 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,352 YEAH, I'M COMING... 338 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:15,422 MARY. OOH! 339 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,724 AND IF I CATCH YOU HANGING AROUND THIS PORCH AGAIN, 340 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:19,792 I'M CALLING THE COPS. 341 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,368 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE HAD THE GALL TO SAY HE COULD MAKE HER LAUGH. 342 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,602 I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM DO IT WITH ME IN THE ROOM. 343 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:30,737 COULD YOU PLEASE TAKE THIS SOMEWHERE ELSE? 344 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,239 SHE LAUGHED HER HEAD OFF WITH ME. 345 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,573 I'M BEING HARASSED, OK? 346 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,575 MY PROBLEM IS FAR GREATER THAN ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR-- 347 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:38,345 HEY, HEY, HEY! 348 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,680 HARRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 349 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,616 THINKING. 350 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:44,517 LEARNING. 351 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,187 OBSERVING THE WORLD OUTSIDE THE TV. 352 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,356 AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE OBSERVED? 353 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,223 YOU. 354 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,224 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 355 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,725 YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT YOUR JOB. 356 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,827 I BEG YOUR PARDON! 357 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:56,563 LET'S REVIEW! 358 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:59,099 WHAT HAVE YOU ACCOMPLISHED SINCE WE GOT HERE? 359 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,034 WELL, YOU GOT A RATHOLE APARTMENT, 360 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:05,738 AND A USED CAR, AND YOU GOT LUCKY A FEW TIMES. 361 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,507 17! 362 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,010 17. 363 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:10,843 WELL, THE BIG GIANT HEAD'S 364 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,879 GOT TO HAVE A MERIT BADGE FOR THAT. 365 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:13,913 GOT YOU THERE, DICK. 366 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,582 AND YOU! 367 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:18,285 YOU CALL YOURSELF A SECURITY OFFICER. 368 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,452 LOOK AT YOU! 369 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:22,189 SINCE WE GOT HERE, WE'VE BEEN ROBBED, MUGGED, THREATENED, 370 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,257 AND NOW SOME MENTAL MIDGET IS MAKING YOU FEEL 371 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:28,661 ALL UNCOMFORTABLE IN THE WORKPLACE. 372 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:32,132 AND ALL YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT IS YAK, 373 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:37,404 YAK, YA-A-A-K! 374 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,273 YOU WANT YOUR WOMAN BACK, YOU GO GET HER! 375 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:44,978 YOUR BOSS IS A MORON, PUT YOUR FOOT IN HIS BUTT! 376 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:53,120 WE'RE AN INTERSTELLAR SQUAD OF SUPERIOR BEINGS, FOR GOD'S SAKES! 377 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:57,357 NOW, QUIT YOUR BITCHIN' AND GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN! 378 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,464 WELL, GOOD MORNING, SWEETNESS. 379 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,832 LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE. 380 00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,967 YOUR CONDUCT IS AFFECTING MY WORK PERFORMANCE 381 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:13,706 AND/OR CREATING AN INTIMIDATING ENVIRONMENT IN MY WORKPLACE. 382 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,875 YOU KNOW, SALLY. 383 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:19,012 IT'S CASUAL FRIDAY. 384 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:21,181 WHY ARE YOU WEARING A BRA? 385 00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,487 OH, WOW! 386 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,356 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 387 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,823 HARRY WAS RIGHT. 388 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:35,995 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PLANT A PATENT LEATHER PUMP RIGHT IN YOUR ASS. 389 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:42,302 I'M AFRAID THE, UH, COMPANY 390 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,737 HAS DECIDED TO TERMINATE YOU. 391 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,277 YOU'RE HAVING ME KILLED? 392 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,912 NO. NO, NO. WE'RE FIRING YOU. 393 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:55,182 OH, GOOD. 394 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,549 WHY? 395 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,551 THE INCIDENT WITH MR. WEBBER. 396 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,587 OK...VERONICA 397 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,155 UM, I'M GLAD YOU BROUGHT THAT UP. 398 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:06,393 YOU SEE, MR. WEBBER HAS BEEN MAKING ME FEEL VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. 399 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,661 WELL, THEN YOU SHOULD'VE FILED A COMPLAINT WITH US. 400 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:09,429 THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING. 401 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,563 YES, I KNOW, 402 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:14,467 BUT YOU SHOULD'VE COME IN BEFORE YOU BROKE HIS KNEECAP. 403 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,336 NOW YOU DON'T HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON. 404 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,371 BUT NEITHER DOES HE. 405 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:26,579 [RING] 406 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:29,482 HELLO. CAN I HELP YOU? 407 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:30,850 YEAH. I'M HERE TO SEE MARY. 408 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,152 I'M SORRY. YOU CAN'T COME IN. 409 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,720 IT'S ME! WHO IS IT? 410 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,788 OH, TOM! 411 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:36,956 COME IN! 412 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,825 WE'RE HAVING COFFEE. WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP? 413 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:39,692 UH, NO, HE WOULDN'T. 414 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,860 YES, PLEASE! 415 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,330 OH. I'LL GO PUT ON SOME MORE. 416 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,032 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 417 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,867 I BROUGHT MARY A NEW MAGNIFYING GLASS. 418 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,238 I COULDN'T BEAR HER BEING WITHOUT ONE. 419 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:55,442 THIS IS ME YOU'RE TALKING TO, YOU PATHETIC HEAP. 420 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,676 YOU'RE ONLY HERE 421 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,878 BECAUSE YOU CAN'T STAND TO SEE MARY HAPPY WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 422 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,947 LIKE YOU COULD THREATEN ME. IT'S LAUGHABLE. 423 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,315 HA HA HA! 424 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:06,153 YOU SEE. NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME LAUGH AT YOU! 425 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,053 IF YOU HURT HER, 426 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,389 I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL BREAK YOUR NECK. 427 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,524 YOU WILL NOT THREATEN ME. IS THAT CLEAR, SOLDIER? 428 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:14,527 OH. OK. THEN, UH, PERMISSION TO DO THIS. 429 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,296 UGH! 430 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,330 AAH! 431 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:36,416 SO, HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS? 432 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,319 DOES...THAT...FEEL...GOOD? 433 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,754 WHAT IS GOING ON? 434 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,790 ROUGHHOUSING? 435 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,593 TOMMY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 436 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,495 MY DADDY HURT ME. 437 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,132 DICK, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! 438 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,867 OH, MARY, IF YOU ONLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT WAS GOING ON HERE. 439 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,370 I DON'T WANT TO UNDERSTAND! 440 00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,171 GET OUT! 441 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,572 BUT HE STARTED IT! 442 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:02,675 GET OUT AND GET HELP! 443 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,312 ALL RIGHT. 444 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:08,281 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT. 445 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,817 PROMISE ME YOU'LL BE GOOD TO HER. 446 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,726 OH. 447 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,894 OH, WELL. I SUPPOSE I CAN GET ANOTHER ONE 448 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:26,566 THE NEXT TIME I'M IN SOUTHWESTERN TANGANYIKA. 449 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,568 I SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE TONIGHT. 450 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,970 MARY, SIT DOWN. 451 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,674 WHAT IS IT, TOM? 452 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:36,576 LISTEN. 453 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:37,410 YOU'RE REALLY SWEET, 454 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:40,046 BUT IT'S JUST NOT GOING TO WORK OUT, 455 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,481 AND BESIDES, I THINK WE BOTH KNOW 456 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,850 THERE'S STILL A GUY OUT THERE WHO'S STUCK ON YOU. 457 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:44,817 I HAVE NO IDEA-- 458 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,719 SHH! 459 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,255 DON'T SPEAK. 460 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:51,491 JUST LET ME REMEMBER THE WAY YOU LOOK 461 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,526 RIGHT NOW. 462 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,137 IT'S OK, DICK. 463 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,739 YOU CAN HAVE HER. 464 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,276 YOU'RE NOT GIVING HER TO ME. I TOOK HER. 465 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:13,280 YEAH, WHATEVER GETS YOU THROUGH THE NIGHT. 466 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,314 Harry: AH! 467 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,248 THERE YOU ARE. 468 00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:16,616 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING AGAIN. 469 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,952 OH, MY GOD. AW! SHUT UP! 470 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,522 YOU KNOW, DICK, I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE A CLUE 471 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,324 ABOUT EARTH WOMEN. 472 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:25,925 MATTER OF FACT, I DON'T THINK 473 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:29,562 YOU'D BE TOO GOOD WITH WOMEN FROM ANY PLANET. 474 00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,063 SPEAKING OF WOMEN, 475 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,300 I THINK YOU'RE INCREDIBLY HOT. 476 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,134 YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT REALLY BROTHER AND SISTER. 477 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,569 IT'S ALL MADE UP. 478 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:40,973 WHAT SAY WE HAVE A GO AT IT? 479 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:44,511 YOU, ME, AND A STICK OF BUTTER. WHAT DO YOU SAY? 480 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:48,581 LOOK, HARRY, HOME SHOPPING. 481 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,717 OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 482 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,853 SEEN IT, SEEN IT. BOUGHT IT, BOUGHT IT. 483 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:57,557 WANT IT. NEED IT. OOH! 484 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,958 OH, I LIKE THAT. 485 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,527 AHH. AHH. AHH. 486 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,128 PEACE. 487 00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,563 YOU KNOW, DICK, YOU'RE JUST LIKE 488 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,197 THAT GUY I WORKED FOR. 489 00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:07,367 IT'S ALL ABOUT POSSESSION AND CONTROL. 490 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,835 YOU THINK YOU OWN MARY. 491 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:12,405 OH, NO, I KNOW NOW THAT I NEVER OWNED MARY, 492 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:15,942 BUT I DID TEST DRIVE THE HELL OUT OF HER. 493 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:19,312 YEAH, YEAH, WE KNOW. 17 TIMES. 494 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,755 [JEOPARDY! THEME PLAYS] * THINKING, THINKING 495 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,390 * THINKING HARD 496 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:33,460 * I KNOW WHAT THE ANSWER IS, I GOT IT * 497 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:36,529 * NO, THAT CAN'T BE, I'M SO WRONG * 498 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:39,832 * I GUESSED MAO, BUT IT'S B.D. WONG * 499 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:41,300 * THINKING, THINKING 500 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,002 * THINKING HARD 501 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,103 * WHAT'S THE USE? 502 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,072 * I'VE BURNED TOO MANY BRAIN CELLS * 503 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:49,241 * MAYBE I'LL JUST FANTASIZE * 504 00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:53,646 * LOOK AT ALEX AND CLOSE MY EYES *