1 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:13,980 Heartbeat, why do you miss when my baby kisses me? 2 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:26,160 Heartbeat, why does a love kiss stay in my memory? 3 00:00:36,910 --> 00:00:40,350 If you need me, call me. 4 00:00:41,970 --> 00:00:43,530 No matter where you are. 5 00:00:44,290 --> 00:00:46,530 No matter how far. Excuse me. 6 00:00:46,910 --> 00:00:48,990 Could you direct me to the police house? 7 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:52,990 Two stops. Come look till we see you right. 8 00:00:53,290 --> 00:00:55,930 On that you can depend and never worry. 9 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:11,730 Oscar, what's the toast to think? 10 00:01:12,290 --> 00:01:13,290 Bill! 11 00:01:13,710 --> 00:01:15,470 I don't know how I manage without you. 12 00:01:15,990 --> 00:01:16,990 Neither do I. 13 00:01:18,310 --> 00:01:19,310 How do you sleep? 14 00:01:20,090 --> 00:01:21,590 Oh, much better, thanks. 15 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:27,130 Would you mind if I stayed on for another couple of nights? 16 00:01:27,510 --> 00:01:29,770 Why, no, of course not. Who's looking after the dog? 17 00:01:30,030 --> 00:01:31,630 Well, he went back to Albert Fogarty. 18 00:01:32,470 --> 00:01:34,190 I don't think he could stand the atmosphere. 19 00:01:34,950 --> 00:01:37,670 Makes two of us. Well, there's always a place for you here, you know that. 20 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:42,620 In fact, why don't you just move back? Rent out the cottage. 21 00:01:43,460 --> 00:01:44,460 Wouldn't you mind? 22 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:46,760 Don't be daft. Have a word with the estate agent. 23 00:01:47,620 --> 00:01:49,180 Yeah, I will. 24 00:01:49,580 --> 00:01:53,440 You know, the way our district nurse was cosying up to that doctor friend of 25 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:58,320 hers. She might soon be looking for something bigger. Hey, I do the idle 26 00:01:58,320 --> 00:01:59,320 round here. 27 00:02:03,580 --> 00:02:06,820 Morning. Sorry to disturb you. Oh, when they're open, yes. 28 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,940 Is this a bad moment? I detect a culinary crisis. 29 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:12,500 Bent over. 30 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:13,700 I thought so. 31 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:18,120 I'm Ralph Spurling, and I'm trying to locate an Oscar Blaketon. 32 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:23,040 Oscar? A Mr Spurling for you. 33 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:24,600 Mr Blaketon. 34 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:25,880 Oh, hello. 35 00:02:26,420 --> 00:02:29,220 This isn't an inspection video by the brewery, is it? 36 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:30,500 Oh, no, no. 37 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:34,640 My interest is not in your pint -pulling prowess, Mr Blaketon, but in your 38 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:36,140 skills as a private investigator. 39 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:38,840 for which you have been highly recommended. 40 00:02:39,220 --> 00:02:40,220 Oh, really? 41 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:42,860 Well, who am I to argue with that? 42 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:44,360 Oscar the Toast! 43 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:46,600 Excuse me. 44 00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:57,100 Hello? 45 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:02,020 Hello. Is a PC weather being? 46 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,400 Oh, sorry, no. 47 00:03:04,030 --> 00:03:06,310 Oh, I was told he lived here. Well, there's been a change of plan. 48 00:03:06,830 --> 00:03:07,830 Are you a friend of his? 49 00:03:07,850 --> 00:03:08,950 Yes, good friend. 50 00:03:09,470 --> 00:03:10,470 Oh, come in. 51 00:03:16,450 --> 00:03:18,330 I thought he was dead set on coming here. 52 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:22,630 Well, there was an incident, a serious one, that left us a man shot at 53 00:03:22,630 --> 00:03:24,550 State. Don accepted the job there. 54 00:03:25,450 --> 00:03:26,930 Not a promotion, then? No. 55 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:28,590 Oh, well, he wouldn't like that. 56 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,540 Well, he'd still have been a constable even if he was stationed here. 57 00:03:31,740 --> 00:03:33,340 Your own place, though, isn't it? Your own beat. 58 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:35,040 That's what he'd be after. 59 00:03:35,260 --> 00:03:36,840 Anyway, no doubt he'll tell you about it himself. 60 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:39,880 If it's of any interest, I'm meeting him at the Aidensfield Arms later. 61 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,059 Well, thank you. 62 00:03:41,060 --> 00:03:43,140 But I'd really like to see him sooner. 63 00:03:43,740 --> 00:03:45,400 I really believe Dave knew he said. 64 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,160 Yeah, the bus stop's just close by. You can't miss it. 65 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,560 Thank you. 66 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:50,760 There we are. 67 00:03:51,260 --> 00:03:52,260 Thank you. 68 00:03:53,020 --> 00:03:54,500 So, fire away. 69 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:56,960 A little over a year ago... 70 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:02,520 I was a guest at a wedding in a hotel near Whitby, and I stayed overnight at 71 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:04,080 hotel where the reception was held. 72 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:09,020 The next day, I got back to my home in York to find I'd been burgled. 73 00:04:09,980 --> 00:04:12,880 Well, someone obviously knew that you were away. Exactly. 74 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:19,180 And I not only lost items of monetary worth, but many of sentimental value as 75 00:04:19,180 --> 00:04:20,579 well. You weren't short. 76 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:21,959 Oh, of course. 77 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:28,080 But the insurance company refused to compensate me fully for the loss due to 78 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:29,980 contributory negligence. Oh? 79 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,520 They said I'd left a window open. 80 00:04:32,820 --> 00:04:33,759 Had you? 81 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,040 Well, there was certainly one open when I got home. 82 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,780 But no sign of forced entry. 83 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:42,020 I suppose I counted myself lucky they paid out something. 84 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:46,840 But then, purely by chance, I bumped into someone who'd stayed at the same 85 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:51,040 on a golfing weekend, and they'd got home to find they'd been burgled in the 86 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:51,879 same way. 87 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:55,500 No forced entry? No, and the police concluded that access had been gained 88 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:56,500 through an open window. 89 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:00,720 So, uh, what would you like me to do? 90 00:05:01,060 --> 00:05:05,260 I think that someone in that hotel was somehow involved. 91 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:08,400 And I'm as angry now as I was at the time of the robbery. 92 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:12,200 And I'll pay you as much as you need to bring the culprit to book. 93 00:05:38,540 --> 00:05:39,540 Morning, Iris. 94 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:40,760 You're early. 95 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:41,960 Just a bit. 96 00:05:43,820 --> 00:05:45,240 I'll put the kettle on. 97 00:05:47,420 --> 00:05:50,880 I don't usually submit bills so soon after the funeral. 98 00:05:52,380 --> 00:05:54,860 It's been more than six weeks, Bernard. 99 00:05:55,260 --> 00:05:58,600 I know, but it's not seemly to rush the bereaved. 100 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,580 You're very thoughtful, Bernard. 101 00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:04,140 But I'm not one for shedding tears. 102 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,760 You know that ours was a late marriage of convenience. 103 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:13,820 And since Jim's left me so comfortably off, paying the funeral bills are the 104 00:06:13,820 --> 00:06:14,820 least I can do. 105 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:16,360 Thank you. 106 00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:19,700 That's... I was looking forward to your coming. 107 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:23,680 I thought perhaps you and me... Yes? 108 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:28,080 I thought we might go out for a meal together, if you had the time. 109 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:29,620 Oh, well, yes. 110 00:06:30,180 --> 00:06:35,840 Yes? Yes, well, you know, well, Irish, it's a very nice idea, but so soon after 111 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:36,980 Jim's funeral... 112 00:06:37,660 --> 00:06:39,040 It's not really on, is it? 113 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,500 Oh. 114 00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:46,280 Well, I'm an affiliated undertaker, you see, position of trust codes of conduct 115 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:50,840 and all that. I mean, to the idle observer, it might seem as if I were 116 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,460 advantage of your situation. 117 00:06:53,340 --> 00:06:56,140 Yes. Well, I suppose it would be. 118 00:06:56,960 --> 00:07:02,840 But at our age, Bernie, should we really care? Well, we have the business to 119 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,940 run, Iris, a reputation to keep. 120 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:08,440 Then suppose I arrange it further afield. 121 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:12,360 Out of the reach of local gossip. 122 00:07:16,580 --> 00:07:17,580 What do you say? 123 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:19,880 Lost. 124 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:21,820 Just for the moment, Sarge. 125 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,320 Good morning. 126 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:28,880 Hello. Is PC Weatherby in? 127 00:07:29,140 --> 00:07:30,140 Yes, he's in. 128 00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:32,300 In deep and still digging. 129 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:34,420 Got it, Sarge. Good. 130 00:07:35,180 --> 00:07:36,180 Someone to see you. 131 00:07:39,380 --> 00:07:40,380 What are you doing here? 132 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:42,900 Are you pleased to see me? 133 00:07:43,140 --> 00:07:44,140 In here. 134 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:47,740 There's trouble there. 135 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:53,160 Why didn't you say you were leaving? 136 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,620 Not even a forwarding address? 137 00:07:57,220 --> 00:07:58,760 After everything we've been through. 138 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:02,380 I heard I'd find you Aidensfield. 139 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:03,719 Who told you? 140 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:04,720 Little Bird. 141 00:08:04,930 --> 00:08:06,110 Look, why have you come here, Leslie? 142 00:08:06,730 --> 00:08:07,729 You know why. 143 00:08:07,730 --> 00:08:09,170 No, I don't know. 144 00:08:10,150 --> 00:08:13,070 I've told you to stay away from me. Yeah, well, I've tried and it doesn't 145 00:08:13,210 --> 00:08:14,550 Oh, for pity's sake. I'm sorry. 146 00:08:15,410 --> 00:08:17,230 It just doesn't... Then make it work! 147 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:20,150 Still blind, are you? 148 00:08:21,350 --> 00:08:23,170 Look, I'm a married man, Leslie. 149 00:08:23,410 --> 00:08:24,790 She doesn't care. You said that yourself. 150 00:08:25,490 --> 00:08:26,630 Yes, well, things have changed. 151 00:08:27,490 --> 00:08:29,650 Now I'm telling you to go back, get some help. 152 00:08:30,350 --> 00:08:31,590 But you're the only help I need. 153 00:08:31,790 --> 00:08:32,789 No. 154 00:08:32,870 --> 00:08:33,870 No, I'm not. 155 00:08:34,350 --> 00:08:38,690 This job is a clean break for me, a new start, and you could ruin it. 156 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:41,669 Why haven't you a job at Aylandsfield? 157 00:08:43,030 --> 00:08:44,029 Something happened. 158 00:08:44,030 --> 00:08:45,030 And you were demoted? 159 00:08:45,130 --> 00:08:46,130 Not exactly. 160 00:08:46,510 --> 00:08:49,810 You know, if I'd been here, they wouldn't have dared. This is nothing to 161 00:08:49,810 --> 00:08:51,170 you. It is not done. 162 00:08:51,930 --> 00:08:52,930 Let's go. 163 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:55,910 Now! 164 00:09:00,710 --> 00:09:03,270 Geoff, I've just got to nip out. Pull before me. 165 00:09:07,699 --> 00:09:09,140 Right. What did I tell you? 166 00:09:14,340 --> 00:09:15,800 You could at least talk to me. 167 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,080 I've nothing more to say. 168 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,080 I could catch the one after this. 169 00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:25,780 Change your pickering. 170 00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:27,540 Get on. 171 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:30,680 Not even a good pipe. 172 00:09:39,630 --> 00:09:40,870 And let this be an end to it. 173 00:09:53,910 --> 00:09:54,910 Mr Lambert. 174 00:09:55,130 --> 00:09:56,210 Oh, Bernard Scripps. 175 00:09:56,890 --> 00:09:59,450 I've had a look at the car and made a few adjustments. 176 00:10:00,150 --> 00:10:04,870 And what it needs now is a bit of a run. Yes, to make sure we've ironed out the 177 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:05,870 problems. 178 00:10:06,650 --> 00:10:07,650 Me? 179 00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:09,250 Well... 180 00:10:09,690 --> 00:10:12,430 If you don't need it straight away, perhaps I could find the time. 181 00:10:16,990 --> 00:10:18,610 I'll call you in a day or two. 182 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:41,620 should be fine. 183 00:10:41,860 --> 00:10:43,580 Well, we serve breakfast from 7 .30. 184 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:45,640 Do you know Aidenfield? 185 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:48,480 No. No, I don't. It seems like a lovely area. 186 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:50,080 Well, it's a bit quiet for some. 187 00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:52,640 Well, to me, it feels like the perfect place to settle down. 188 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,300 That's why I'm here. 189 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:56,020 To look for a cottage near my other home. 190 00:10:56,660 --> 00:10:57,639 All right. 191 00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:59,100 So how long do you think you'll be staying, then? 192 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,080 Well, just as long as it takes, really. 193 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:03,680 All right. 194 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:22,680 How are you coping? 195 00:11:22,980 --> 00:11:24,240 The only way I know how. 196 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,560 Might keep him busy. 197 00:11:26,940 --> 00:11:27,940 Hiya, Alf. 198 00:11:28,460 --> 00:11:29,460 Evening. 199 00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:31,220 Where's Oscar? 200 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,240 I've been summoned. 201 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:33,560 He's in the back room. 202 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:34,879 What are you having? 203 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:37,700 Oh, savoury pennies. I might get one on my house. 204 00:11:40,260 --> 00:11:41,880 So are you still keeping clear of the cottage? 205 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,640 Yeah, more or less. 206 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,840 It's funny, though. We've got someone down here who's looking for one. 207 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:47,959 A cottage? 208 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,940 Yeah, and I might just dabble on some left. 209 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,560 Oh, is she here? Hiya. Hiya. 210 00:11:53,020 --> 00:11:54,020 Hello again. 211 00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:55,060 Oh, you've met? 212 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:58,260 Yeah. Called at the police house earlier, expecting to find Don there. 213 00:11:58,780 --> 00:12:00,140 Don? Don Weatherby. 214 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:02,520 Right. 215 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:08,960 So your client left personal valuables overnight in the hotel safe? 216 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,800 Yes, in an envelope, including his house keys. 217 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,640 He was told that was safer than leaving them in his room. 218 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:15,940 Well, that makes sense. 219 00:12:16,410 --> 00:12:18,650 Hotel rooms are notoriously accessible. 220 00:12:19,350 --> 00:12:22,650 Didn't do much for Mr Spurling, though, did it? He's convinced his keys were 221 00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:24,610 taken and used to break into his house. 222 00:12:25,090 --> 00:12:27,510 Oh, they got his address from the hotel register. 223 00:12:28,350 --> 00:12:30,550 Precisely. Anyway, I'm going to test out his theory. 224 00:12:31,270 --> 00:12:34,730 You see, Spurling's brother -in -law is Sir James Atherley, and he and 225 00:12:34,730 --> 00:12:36,730 Spurling's sister own that big house. 226 00:12:36,970 --> 00:12:42,770 You know the one? Just outside Ashfordly. Oh, I know it. The one with 227 00:12:42,770 --> 00:12:44,310 rampant at the gate. 228 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:45,930 That's the one. 229 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,400 Anyway, Sir James and his wife are now on holiday abroad, so I thought I would 230 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:54,540 check into that hotel near Whitby in his name while they were away. 231 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,780 You're going to impersonate Sir James Atherley. 232 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,400 Not too big a stretch, is it? 233 00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:05,360 Oh, Gina, it looks so lovely. 234 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,340 They're going to book home with me. 235 00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:09,360 Yeah, well, we thought so. 236 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:11,020 It was down to the ground. 237 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,320 Oh, hey, Don. 238 00:13:14,510 --> 00:13:15,510 Uh, Don. 239 00:13:16,150 --> 00:13:17,470 Hiya. What's up? 240 00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:20,230 You didn't tell me you had a bit on the side. 241 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:21,550 What are you on about? 242 00:13:21,590 --> 00:13:22,630 The game's up, mate. 243 00:13:24,850 --> 00:13:25,849 In here. 244 00:13:25,850 --> 00:13:26,850 I've just been. 245 00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:27,870 Yeah, so go again. 246 00:13:30,930 --> 00:13:31,950 What's going on here? 247 00:13:35,470 --> 00:13:37,650 Nightmare. Total nightmare. 248 00:13:37,890 --> 00:13:40,490 She's making out like she's a girlfriend of yours. Oh, the hell she is. 249 00:13:40,810 --> 00:13:42,010 She is a pet. 250 00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:43,269 A minute. 251 00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:44,270 A mad... 252 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:45,019 Thick woman. 253 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:48,800 Look, mate, I've had my ups and downs with the opposite sex. All she meant to 254 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:49,900 was a case number. 255 00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:55,900 Her husband was beating her up. I stepped in, kept her safe, supported her 256 00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:56,900 bringing the bloke to court. 257 00:13:57,060 --> 00:13:59,840 Her white knight, eh? No, I was just doing my job. 258 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:01,559 There were no enemies. 259 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:02,560 She wouldn't leave me alone. 260 00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:04,060 You told her you were married. 261 00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:05,740 Yeah, it made no difference. 262 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:11,000 She called me at all hours. In person, on the phone, at the station, at my 263 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,860 place. The missus went crazy. 264 00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:17,770 It's the main reason I wanted the move. 265 00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:20,030 You've got to help me get out of here. 266 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:21,570 How? 267 00:14:22,050 --> 00:14:24,230 Keep her at the bar while I make a getaway. 268 00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:26,410 All right. 269 00:14:30,790 --> 00:14:31,790 Right. 270 00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:38,350 What can I get you, Leslie? 271 00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:39,749 I'm fine, thanks. 272 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:40,549 Where's Don? 273 00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:41,730 Oh, he'll be with us in a minute. 274 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,280 You look like you've seen a ghost. 275 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,980 Yeah, well, look, are you sure I can't freshen up that glass? 276 00:14:46,860 --> 00:14:47,860 Come on, you'll be out soon. 277 00:15:21,260 --> 00:15:22,300 Something smells exotic. 278 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:23,920 Sure, got to go then. 279 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,600 You said you'd get something from the chippy. 280 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,540 Well, I had more time than thought. 281 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:32,060 Shall I do the honours? Oh, yeah, if you will. Oh, I'll be back in a sec. 282 00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:33,860 The bird of course grew in the door. 283 00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:40,340 So you deposit Sir James's key at the hotel for safekeeping. 284 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:47,940 Meanwhile, I lie low at his place and raise the alarm at the first sign of 285 00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:49,840 an intruder. No, no, no, not you, Al. 286 00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:52,830 Spurling stands guard at Sir James's. 287 00:15:53,050 --> 00:15:57,130 Oh. Now, to make my pose more credible, I need you with me. 288 00:15:58,410 --> 00:16:01,330 As an acquaintance? No, my chauffeur. 289 00:16:01,570 --> 00:16:02,570 And caddy. 290 00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:06,790 This is Chris Oakley. 291 00:16:07,690 --> 00:16:08,690 Hello. 292 00:16:08,950 --> 00:16:10,850 Hi. Knee injury. 293 00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:12,850 Looks like you need stitches, don't you think? 294 00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:15,230 I don't mean to ruin your evening. 295 00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:19,650 I try three or four. 296 00:16:20,030 --> 00:16:23,210 Would you do it? She doesn't want a nasty scar there. No, no, no, no. How 297 00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:24,230 your nimbler fingers? 298 00:16:26,430 --> 00:16:27,430 She's very good. 299 00:16:28,510 --> 00:16:29,510 Come through. 300 00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:36,230 Great girl, Carol. 301 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:37,870 Yeah, yes, she is. 302 00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:39,910 Not a bad cook, too, by the smell of it. 303 00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:42,470 Yeah, yeah, it's hard to spot a weakness, really. 304 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,670 Let's hope it's for Doctor. 305 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,079 Left it off? 306 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,080 What do you think? 307 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:55,760 Yes? No? 308 00:16:56,100 --> 00:17:01,280 Well, I promise to do some gardening if I took any time. Oh, forget the 309 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:04,460 gardening. This is a money, no object job. 310 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:05,800 Fair enough. 311 00:17:06,339 --> 00:17:10,480 But there's one part of the plan I'm not really happy about. 312 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:39,180 Told you. You've gone way over the top. 313 00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:41,080 It's my brother -in -law to a T. 314 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:44,260 Oh, thank you. I'm shocked. 315 00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:45,960 Well, how did you know? 316 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:49,220 Oh, well, we do our research very thoroughly, Mr. Sperling. 317 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:53,080 Oh, yes, of course. Even so, Mr. Ventress is very keen to learn. 318 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:57,200 So if there's anything you can tell him... Well, then follow me to the 319 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,159 Mr. Ventress. 320 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,160 Oh, right. 321 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:03,620 Perhaps you could buff up the roller while I'm gone. 322 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:08,300 I think you can drop the Jeeves and Wooster routine when we're not actually 323 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:11,540 public. Do what suits you best, Oscar. 324 00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:13,640 I prefer to stay in character. 325 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,400 Come in. 326 00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:22,700 Miss Ashton, please. Thank you. 327 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,700 Please, take a seat, Mr. Preston. 328 00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:31,440 I understand you wish to make a complaint against one of my officers. 329 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,640 Yes. P .C. Weatherby. 330 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,600 Would you care to explain? 331 00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:37,920 He tried to run me down with his car. 332 00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:40,440 To run you down? 333 00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:42,980 Yes. Last night outside the Aidensfield Arms. 334 00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:45,740 Go on. 335 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:51,480 Well, Don and PC Weatherby and me, we've been close for a while. 336 00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:54,440 I don't know what got into him. 337 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:58,020 I think it's because he saw me talking to one of his friends in the pub. 338 00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:00,340 We were very possessive like that. 339 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,400 When I went outside to try and reason with him... 340 00:19:03,950 --> 00:19:05,610 He drove his car straight at me. 341 00:19:05,950 --> 00:19:07,830 Straight at you? You're sure about that? Yes. 342 00:19:08,210 --> 00:19:11,170 I managed to just jump clear at the last minute and ended up in a heap on the 343 00:19:11,170 --> 00:19:12,170 ground. 344 00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:13,910 His friend came to help me up. 345 00:19:15,630 --> 00:19:17,330 And do you have the name of this friend? 346 00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:20,150 Yes, he's another one of your officers, P .C. Mason. 347 00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:24,610 Were you injured at all? 348 00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:27,130 Gas knee and a few bruises where I fell. 349 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:38,620 the peaceful waters of the ocean deep and blue. 350 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:44,560 I held my breath and watched the western sun set golden heels. 351 00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:51,600 I've flown above the mountain peaks and valleys wide and green. But you're the 352 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:55,020 nearest thing to heaven that I've seen. 353 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,580 Well, thank you. 354 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:01,800 What's up with you? 355 00:20:02,459 --> 00:20:04,240 You've got a face like a twisted plinthole. 356 00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:05,580 I said there'd be trouble. 357 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,400 What's he on about? 358 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,120 Later. 359 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:13,800 We'll be in touch. 360 00:20:14,140 --> 00:20:15,600 You've been very kind, thank you. 361 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:21,120 Wetherby, my office. 362 00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:22,660 You too, Maiden. 363 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,240 Right, Wetherby. 364 00:20:31,770 --> 00:20:32,990 You first, Sergeant. 365 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:35,430 I take it that you know Miss Ashton? 366 00:20:35,690 --> 00:20:36,750 Yes, Sergeant. 367 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:40,710 And that you were with her at the agency dance that night? Not with her, 368 00:20:40,810 --> 00:20:41,810 exactly. 369 00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:45,590 Well, I just sort of bumped into her. Really? 370 00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:47,850 Well, that's exactly what she says. 371 00:20:48,170 --> 00:20:52,610 That outside the pub you bumped into her by deliberately driving your car at 372 00:20:52,610 --> 00:20:53,469 her. What? 373 00:20:53,470 --> 00:20:54,470 That didn't happen. 374 00:20:54,830 --> 00:20:56,710 No. She didn't end up in a heap on the ground? 375 00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:58,490 Well, yes. 376 00:20:58,750 --> 00:20:59,810 And that's how you left her? 377 00:21:00,410 --> 00:21:03,550 I suppose so. If I could just have a chance to explain. 378 00:21:03,910 --> 00:21:04,910 Go ahead. 379 00:21:05,550 --> 00:21:06,790 And it better be good. 380 00:21:08,490 --> 00:21:11,570 This is Sonia, his first wife. 381 00:21:12,210 --> 00:21:15,190 She was a little too glacial for my brother -in -law's taste. 382 00:21:15,730 --> 00:21:18,450 Obviously a man who knows how to enjoy himself. 383 00:21:18,790 --> 00:21:19,790 Oh, yes. 384 00:21:20,010 --> 00:21:22,570 Fun doesn't wait long in the wings when Sir James is about. 385 00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:26,010 Guns, golf, gals, not necessarily in that order. 386 00:21:26,650 --> 00:21:29,510 Oh, he rode to Ham until he took a tumble. 387 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,520 Still a touch lame in the right fetlock. 388 00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:34,120 Oh, I'll make a note of that. 389 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,580 Oh, will you excuse me? 390 00:21:46,780 --> 00:21:48,540 Someone for you, Sir James. 391 00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:51,220 Wrong door. 392 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,240 Try the back. 393 00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:56,620 Spot on. 394 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:04,300 Are you trying to tell me that this attractive young woman is fixated on 395 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,500 Yes, Sergeant. 396 00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:08,620 Well, let's say there's no accounting for taste, but I find that very hard to 397 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:09,619 believe. 398 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:13,180 I wish it weren't true, but it is. What about you, Mason? 399 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:18,120 Did you see PC Weatherby drive his car at her? No, Sergeant. So you can't tell 400 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,380 me what happened one way or the other. 401 00:22:22,260 --> 00:22:25,600 Well, Miss Ashton has made a very serious allegation, and it will have to 402 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,100 investigated. You're not going to suspend me, Sergeant? 403 00:22:29,239 --> 00:22:30,300 No, not yet. 404 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:31,840 Not officially. 405 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:35,620 But just so I know what I'm dealing with, when you were handling her case in 406 00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,800 North Ellerton, did you ever give her any encouragement? 407 00:22:38,140 --> 00:22:41,100 Encouragement? Any reason for her to believe that you had feelings for her? 408 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,440 No, Sergeant. 409 00:22:42,940 --> 00:22:46,060 I'll be talking to your old station sergeant to check your story. 410 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:48,100 Does she know where you're lodging? 411 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,660 Probably. Then you'd better find somewhere else for a couple of days. 412 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,700 I want you to make yourself very scarce indeed. 413 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:55,920 Yes, Sergeant. 414 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:31,600 Thank you, Blakert. 415 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:33,480 Morning, James. 416 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:34,600 Morning. 417 00:23:40,780 --> 00:23:41,780 Hello. 418 00:23:48,940 --> 00:23:50,760 I believe you have a reservation. 419 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,840 The name's Atherley. 420 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,620 Indeed we do, Sir James. Welcome to the East Lynx Hotel. 421 00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,720 Take Sir James' luggage straight to his suite. 422 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,640 I'll leave Miss Mills to do the formalities. 423 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:07,220 I hope you enjoy your stay with us, Sir James. I'll do my very best. 424 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,220 Everything all right, Sir James? 425 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:11,840 Perfectly. Your key. 426 00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:13,140 Oh, thank you. 427 00:24:13,860 --> 00:24:17,200 Would you like me to sign in? That won't be necessary, O'Donoghue. Sir James, 428 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,240 that's a leave plus one. 429 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:22,100 Ah. You'll find your room along the rear ground floor corridor and down the 430 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:23,100 stairs. 431 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,380 In other words... 432 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:25,659 The basement. 433 00:24:25,660 --> 00:24:29,660 Go and get rid of the tackle, and then we'll take a turn around the links. 434 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,800 Maybe have a paddle. 435 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:36,720 Have you asked about your valuables, Sir James? I was just about to do that. 436 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,800 How secure are your rooms, miss? 437 00:24:39,140 --> 00:24:43,300 As secure as possible, but we do advise guests to use our safe deposit facility 438 00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:45,160 just as an extra precaution. 439 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,520 There you are. 440 00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:49,220 He does so like to make a fuss. 441 00:24:53,290 --> 00:24:54,290 Well I'll... 442 00:25:21,690 --> 00:25:23,970 You can take those off now, Bernie. 443 00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:27,030 Nobody you know is likely to be staying here. 444 00:25:28,650 --> 00:25:31,390 Be a dear and fetch me my vanity case, would you? 445 00:25:37,550 --> 00:25:38,550 Well, 446 00:25:49,310 --> 00:25:50,710 first of all, Blackers, 447 00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:56,920 What do we do now? We don't know him. Just walk. 448 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:57,939 What's the matter? 449 00:25:57,940 --> 00:25:58,940 Nothing. 450 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:06,800 Hello. 451 00:26:11,860 --> 00:26:15,220 In return for my generosity in hiding you here, you might want to catch up on 452 00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:16,220 some of my paperwork. 453 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,160 Don't make so. 454 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,480 Thanks anyway. 455 00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:21,570 Do you know anything about body language? 456 00:26:21,970 --> 00:26:24,430 The telltale signs when someone's lying, for example. 457 00:26:25,110 --> 00:26:29,290 Oh, yeah, like when they touch their nose, you mean. Yeah, other people blink 458 00:26:29,290 --> 00:26:30,990 more. Like you. Me. 459 00:26:31,710 --> 00:26:35,370 I noticed when Miller asked if you'd offered Leslie Ashton any encouragement. 460 00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:37,770 Are you saying I lied to her? 461 00:26:38,890 --> 00:26:41,270 Look, I gave her protection and support, that's all. 462 00:26:41,490 --> 00:26:42,930 But you met her on a one -to -one basis. 463 00:26:43,170 --> 00:26:44,170 On occasions, yes. 464 00:26:44,710 --> 00:26:45,710 She needed help. 465 00:26:45,950 --> 00:26:47,490 And company, no doubt. 466 00:26:47,730 --> 00:26:49,230 Look, I did not encourage her. 467 00:26:49,790 --> 00:26:50,790 You're blinking again. 468 00:26:51,170 --> 00:26:52,170 Oh, it's up to you, mate. 469 00:26:52,630 --> 00:26:53,630 I want her back. 470 00:26:53,770 --> 00:26:54,790 That's all anyone needs to know. 471 00:26:56,270 --> 00:26:57,270 Hey, shift yourself. 472 00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:58,450 She's in the road outside. 473 00:26:58,730 --> 00:26:59,469 Coming here? 474 00:26:59,470 --> 00:27:00,550 Probably. Move. 475 00:27:03,390 --> 00:27:04,390 Get up there. 476 00:27:10,850 --> 00:27:15,470 What the devil? Shut up. Oscar, what are you doing? Just shut up and get in. 477 00:27:16,190 --> 00:27:17,630 What are you doing here, Bernie? 478 00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:20,750 Minding me own business. What business is that? Widow chasing? 479 00:27:21,050 --> 00:27:23,250 I beg your pardon? Perhaps we should warn her. 480 00:27:23,590 --> 00:27:24,449 About what? 481 00:27:24,450 --> 00:27:25,790 You didn't tell her you knew us. 482 00:27:26,070 --> 00:27:29,450 No. What on earth's going on? Why are you in fancy dress? 483 00:27:29,750 --> 00:27:32,350 We're on a job. We're incognito. 484 00:27:33,350 --> 00:27:36,290 Alf is impersonating Sir James Hathaway. 485 00:27:36,550 --> 00:27:38,890 And this here is my chauffeur. 486 00:27:39,630 --> 00:27:41,630 And you've never seen us before. 487 00:27:43,030 --> 00:27:44,030 Understood? 488 00:27:49,070 --> 00:27:49,749 That's it? 489 00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:50,750 For the moment. 490 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:51,970 Thank you. 491 00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:54,850 Did you get rid of the cobwebs? 492 00:27:55,170 --> 00:27:56,170 I sort of. 493 00:27:56,430 --> 00:27:59,590 Well, we're all booked in for dinner, bed and breakfast. 494 00:28:00,350 --> 00:28:01,710 Bed? And breakfast. 495 00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:04,710 I thought we were just in for the evening meal. 496 00:28:05,010 --> 00:28:06,590 Don't fuss, Bernard. 497 00:28:06,950 --> 00:28:08,730 You might read him thoroughly. 498 00:28:09,530 --> 00:28:10,890 I haven't come prepared. 499 00:28:11,510 --> 00:28:12,510 No problem. 500 00:28:12,870 --> 00:28:15,910 I brought a pair of Jim's pyjamas, just in case. 501 00:28:16,490 --> 00:28:17,590 Jim's pyjamas? 502 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,960 I'm in room 35. 503 00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:22,820 You're along the corridor in 40. 504 00:28:25,180 --> 00:28:26,560 Why don't you freshen up? 505 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:30,500 This way, madam. 506 00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:44,820 He told me he was going to leave his wife. 507 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,160 He promised. 508 00:28:47,710 --> 00:28:49,250 And you start here for the two of us. 509 00:28:50,570 --> 00:28:51,990 Oh, now it's all gone wrong. 510 00:28:53,870 --> 00:28:56,930 What happened outside the pub, it was just a heat of the moment thing. I know 511 00:28:56,930 --> 00:28:57,930 didn't mean it. 512 00:28:59,790 --> 00:29:03,710 If you could fix it for us to meet, I'm sure we could sort things out. 513 00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:06,270 I'm not sure I can do that. Well, do it for him, not me. 514 00:29:08,450 --> 00:29:11,330 I promised to withdraw the complaint if you could just get him to meet me in the 515 00:29:11,330 --> 00:29:12,330 pub tonight. 516 00:29:13,430 --> 00:29:15,430 I'll do what I can, but I can't promise. Thank you. 517 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:28,920 Okay. 518 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:31,960 Does she know I'm here? 519 00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:33,220 I don't think so. 520 00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:35,620 What does she want? She says she'll do a deal. 521 00:29:36,180 --> 00:29:38,720 If you meet her in the pub tonight, she'll withdraw her complaint. 522 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:39,960 Oh, straight up. 523 00:29:39,980 --> 00:29:41,440 You'd be mad to even consider it. 524 00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:43,120 Well, better to stay in hiding. 525 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:45,880 Caring in the face of a deranged woman. Correct. 526 00:29:46,940 --> 00:29:51,860 Perhaps if we met just once more, you as Minder, get myself off the hook. Forget 527 00:29:51,860 --> 00:29:53,020 it. It's the quickest way. 528 00:29:53,340 --> 00:29:55,080 Yeah, the quickest way to get on the wrong side of Miller. 529 00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:56,620 Yeah. Just forget it. 530 00:29:57,910 --> 00:29:58,910 Goodbye. 531 00:29:59,170 --> 00:30:00,890 Ah, Sir James, pleasant walk? 532 00:30:01,130 --> 00:30:06,830 Ah, marvellous. My wife is currently toasting herself on the French Riviera. 533 00:30:07,050 --> 00:30:12,630 Oh, very nice. Well, she's welcome to it. Give me a stiff North Sea guster any 534 00:30:12,630 --> 00:30:14,470 day. What do you say, Blakers? 535 00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:15,990 Oh, I'm with you, Sir James. 536 00:30:16,610 --> 00:30:19,890 Could I trouble you for a safe deposit envelope? 537 00:30:20,190 --> 00:30:20,829 Of course. 538 00:30:20,830 --> 00:30:21,850 One moment, please. 539 00:30:23,270 --> 00:30:25,290 Perhaps you'd like to see the dinner menu, Sir James. 540 00:30:25,510 --> 00:30:26,510 Ah. 541 00:30:28,330 --> 00:30:29,330 Thank you. 542 00:30:29,590 --> 00:30:32,150 Your chauffeur might like to eat downstairs with the staff. 543 00:30:33,650 --> 00:30:35,170 You hear that, Bakers? 544 00:30:35,570 --> 00:30:36,570 I heard. 545 00:30:37,890 --> 00:30:39,890 Ah, house keys. 546 00:30:40,390 --> 00:30:44,290 They're always so troublesome when you're away on holiday. Oh, quite. 547 00:30:44,590 --> 00:30:48,070 Well, I'll be down to dinner about 7 .30. 548 00:30:48,770 --> 00:30:50,290 A table is reserved. 549 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:51,830 Oh, splendid. 550 00:30:55,070 --> 00:30:57,130 Tops, meat you want to spit, don't you? 551 00:30:57,500 --> 00:31:00,480 You keep well in with him, it'll be well worth your while. 552 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,480 Yes? More money than cents, he has. 553 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,420 By a large margin. 554 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,960 Ah, thank you, my darling. 555 00:31:23,420 --> 00:31:24,780 Oh, when, when? 556 00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:27,860 You make me look grifty. 557 00:31:28,340 --> 00:31:33,400 It doesn't seem right, Iris. So soon after Jim's gone, it seemed like we were 558 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,640 celebrating. Jim wouldn't begrudge me this, you know. 559 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,960 He liked me to have nice things. 560 00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:41,380 Not to exist, it's true. 561 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:43,660 And now he's gone. 562 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,760 I've no need to hold back. 563 00:31:52,140 --> 00:31:53,640 I'm sure I know that man. 564 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,480 Which man? 565 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:57,600 The moon dining on his own. 566 00:31:57,980 --> 00:31:59,240 Oh, I don't think so. 567 00:31:59,740 --> 00:32:01,400 Louis' knight of the realm, I think. 568 00:32:03,060 --> 00:32:04,060 What's on dole? 569 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,360 It's coming to me. 570 00:32:06,580 --> 00:32:07,580 Another toast. 571 00:32:07,980 --> 00:32:08,980 What to? 572 00:32:09,860 --> 00:32:10,860 Joanne. 573 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,500 Hannah. 574 00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:14,540 Joanne. 575 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,120 Got it. 576 00:32:19,700 --> 00:32:21,100 Alventris. I've met his wife. 577 00:33:14,990 --> 00:33:15,990 Excuse me. 578 00:33:19,570 --> 00:33:20,570 Yeah? 579 00:33:21,650 --> 00:33:22,910 Phone call for you. 580 00:33:23,150 --> 00:33:23,989 Oh, right. 581 00:33:23,990 --> 00:33:24,990 Thanks. 582 00:33:26,010 --> 00:33:27,010 Hello? 583 00:33:29,950 --> 00:33:31,850 I'll have a slice of that one. 584 00:33:32,130 --> 00:33:36,190 No, no. I'll have a slice of the Pavlova cake. 585 00:33:39,190 --> 00:33:40,190 Excuse me. 586 00:33:40,570 --> 00:33:44,210 Just had a corner of the house. I'm on my way. Call Mason. I'll need backup. 587 00:33:44,530 --> 00:33:45,530 Oh, dear. 588 00:33:46,930 --> 00:33:48,710 I'll have a slice of each, perhaps. 589 00:34:26,669 --> 00:34:27,669 Hello, 590 00:34:27,770 --> 00:34:28,770 Alf. 591 00:34:29,530 --> 00:34:30,530 Do you have an address? 592 00:34:32,810 --> 00:34:33,810 Uh -huh. 593 00:34:34,670 --> 00:34:35,670 Leave it with me. 594 00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:38,409 I've got to go out. 595 00:34:38,650 --> 00:34:39,650 Report of an intruder. 596 00:34:40,010 --> 00:34:40,908 Want any help? 597 00:34:40,909 --> 00:34:41,909 No, thanks. 598 00:34:42,590 --> 00:34:44,030 Don't answer the door or the phone. 599 00:34:44,370 --> 00:34:45,530 Just keep your head down, okay? 600 00:34:54,219 --> 00:34:55,219 Excuse me. 601 00:34:56,400 --> 00:35:00,200 Yes? Iris would like you to join us for coffee. 602 00:35:00,460 --> 00:35:01,460 I'm sorry. 603 00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,460 Does the lady know me? 604 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,700 Unfortunately, she does, Alf. 605 00:35:07,380 --> 00:35:10,080 Oh. We're not letting on. 606 00:35:12,620 --> 00:35:14,280 Good evening, Dr. James. 607 00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:16,040 Do take a seat. 608 00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:22,460 Operation Hush -Hush. 609 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:27,380 I had to promise Bernard all manner of things before he'd spill the beans. 610 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:29,120 Is that so? 611 00:35:30,060 --> 00:35:31,860 You mustn't think the worst of him. 612 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:35,120 He's been such a dear since my husband passed on. 613 00:35:35,860 --> 00:35:36,860 Oh, really? 614 00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:40,360 In fact, I want to give you something by way of thanks. 615 00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:45,360 Something of Jim's. Oh, really, Iris, you mustn't. I can't accept gifts. 616 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:46,940 Bernard. For me? 617 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,420 I won't hear of a refusal. 618 00:35:52,940 --> 00:35:53,940 Back in a moment. 619 00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,560 This is not how it looks. 620 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,960 From where I'm sitting, it's in 3D. 621 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,100 Do you make a habit of this? 622 00:36:04,380 --> 00:36:07,160 What? Bringing widows on dirty weekends. 623 00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:18,920 Something wrong, madam? 624 00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:20,260 I hope not. 625 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,660 What's going on? What happened? 626 00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:32,900 Not much. 627 00:36:33,220 --> 00:36:34,220 False alarm. 628 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,160 False alarm? 629 00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:39,300 Blakeson, I am most terribly sorry. 630 00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:42,440 Major cock -up, I'm afraid. Courtesy of yours truly. 631 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:46,400 It turned out that the intruders were my sister and brother -in -law. 632 00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:48,520 They came back early from their holiday. 633 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,080 Philly mare broke her leg in a fall. 634 00:36:51,420 --> 00:36:54,560 She's inside with a pot on now, feeling very sorry for herself. 635 00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:55,900 I see. 636 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:02,040 I can't seem to find my house keys. 637 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,820 I've looked everywhere. 638 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:08,980 Don't worry, Iris, they'll turn up. I'll look in the car, shall I? I think I 639 00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:12,540 left them in the safe deposit envelope at reception. 640 00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:15,160 You left your house keys at the desk? 641 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,020 Well, I think I did. 642 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:18,760 Look lively, Bernie. 643 00:37:19,210 --> 00:37:21,330 What? I need a driver. Where are we going? 644 00:37:21,550 --> 00:37:24,530 To Iris' place. No time to explain, just move. 645 00:37:25,090 --> 00:37:29,150 Iris, get on the phone to Ashfordly Police Station and tell them to send 646 00:37:29,150 --> 00:37:30,810 round to your address pronto. 647 00:37:31,490 --> 00:37:33,890 Right. Yes, right away. 648 00:37:50,220 --> 00:37:51,280 Best Samhain show. 649 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,020 Must have certainly brought home the bacon for us. 650 00:37:53,700 --> 00:37:54,700 Some cash here? 651 00:37:54,820 --> 00:37:55,558 How much? 652 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:56,580 You want me to count it now? 653 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:03,280 The 654 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:13,240 lights 655 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:14,098 were on. 656 00:38:14,100 --> 00:38:15,460 Perhaps she left them on. 657 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,460 How many of them are there, do you think? 658 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,180 How should I know? 659 00:38:24,140 --> 00:38:25,400 Suppose they're armed. 660 00:38:26,940 --> 00:38:29,020 Stop whimpering. 661 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:31,560 It's all right for you. You're combat trained. Someone's coming. 662 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,080 In here. 663 00:38:36,340 --> 00:38:38,560 I've just had this suit cleaned and dressed. 664 00:38:38,860 --> 00:38:39,860 Belt up. 665 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:44,540 It's just two of them. 666 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,200 Two more than I was hoping for. 667 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:04,680 Stay. All 668 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:11,580 right, come 669 00:39:11,580 --> 00:39:12,580 on. Let's get back. 670 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,420 Are you going to open? 671 00:39:14,660 --> 00:39:15,660 Yeah. 672 00:39:22,009 --> 00:39:23,770 Please. I haven't got them. Be sure. 673 00:39:26,750 --> 00:39:29,450 What the hell have you done with them? Have you dropped them in one of the 674 00:39:34,810 --> 00:39:35,810 Hold on. 675 00:39:38,230 --> 00:39:39,230 Well, well. 676 00:39:39,630 --> 00:39:42,150 I think someone's playing a little game on us. 677 00:39:53,190 --> 00:39:54,190 Stupid old git. 678 00:40:02,930 --> 00:40:07,230 Never mind. These lads will give you a lift. 679 00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:13,410 Morning. Morning. 680 00:40:13,930 --> 00:40:15,190 You were late last night. 681 00:40:15,510 --> 00:40:16,870 Yes, we were celebrating. 682 00:40:17,370 --> 00:40:18,830 Oh, yeah. Job done. 683 00:40:19,090 --> 00:40:21,670 Yes, but not quite the way I expected. Still one more. 684 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:23,960 Satisfied customer, nonetheless. 685 00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:28,340 You know, the couple that had robbed him were a husband and wife team, just one 686 00:40:28,340 --> 00:40:32,800 job away from skipping the country and opening their own B andB in Spain. 687 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,720 Has our guest been down yet? 688 00:40:37,420 --> 00:40:39,580 Yeah, but she didn't touch her breakfast. 689 00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:41,180 I think she's still a bit upset. 690 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:44,500 She sat in the bar all night waiting for Don Weatherby to show up. 691 00:40:44,860 --> 00:40:45,860 Oh. 692 00:40:48,140 --> 00:40:49,140 Don! 693 00:40:49,820 --> 00:40:50,820 Yeah? 694 00:40:51,620 --> 00:40:52,620 Pass me off to the station. 695 00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:55,940 I'll call it the pub on the way. See if I can get the lady from Leslie Ashton. 696 00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:30,640 You haven't had one of my knives, have you? 697 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,240 No. Well, it was there last night. 698 00:41:34,580 --> 00:41:35,840 Morning. Hiya. 699 00:41:36,340 --> 00:41:37,520 Oscar. Oh, hi, Jo. 700 00:41:38,020 --> 00:41:40,720 I don't suppose Leslie said anything about Don Weatherby? 701 00:41:40,980 --> 00:41:42,300 He doesn't talk about anyone else. 702 00:41:42,660 --> 00:41:43,940 Still going ahead with his complaint? 703 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,380 Yeah, as far as I know. 704 00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:48,380 Copper's nightmare, that one. Is she in at all? 705 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:49,980 No, she went out early. 706 00:41:52,220 --> 00:41:53,220 Have you lost something? 707 00:41:53,580 --> 00:41:55,500 Yeah, one of me knives is missing. 708 00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,020 I'm sure it was there last night. 709 00:43:56,950 --> 00:43:57,950 Leslie? Leslie? 710 00:44:01,670 --> 00:44:02,670 Leslie, it's all right. 711 00:44:06,830 --> 00:44:07,830 Come on. 712 00:44:09,550 --> 00:44:10,550 Give me the knife. 713 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,000 Let this be a lesson to you. 714 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:41,200 I'm not convinced by your conduct. 715 00:44:42,020 --> 00:44:44,440 I believe you became personally involved with this woman. 716 00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:47,700 If it hadn't been for Mason, things could have been much worse. 717 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:51,440 At least now she can get the necessary care and treatment. 718 00:44:53,420 --> 00:44:56,660 You've not exactly covered yourself in glory since you've been here, have you? 719 00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:57,779 No, Sergeant. 720 00:44:57,780 --> 00:44:58,780 No. 721 00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:01,320 Well, perhaps when your family settled here. 722 00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:03,700 You can wipe the grate clean and start again. 723 00:45:05,060 --> 00:45:06,060 Thanks. 724 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:10,040 So Oscar wasn't actually there when you caught the burglar? No. 725 00:45:10,300 --> 00:45:14,700 A technicality, that's all. I masterminded the operation. I was just a 726 00:45:14,700 --> 00:45:19,460 soldier. Even if he was wearing a cravat and a monocle. Oh, don't forget Bernie. 727 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:23,240 Bernie? What was he doing there? Well, ask him yourself. 728 00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:24,720 What's this, Bernie? 729 00:45:24,780 --> 00:45:25,780 What have you been up to? 730 00:45:26,380 --> 00:45:29,640 Come on, out with it, you dark horse. Whatever's been said, it's a lie. 731 00:45:29,900 --> 00:45:33,240 She dropped me in it. I didn't sleep in her husband's pyjamas. And in any case, 732 00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:34,540 we were booked into separate rooms. 733 00:45:34,980 --> 00:45:36,240 Well, that's all very intrepid. 734 00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,460 Have you arranged to meet her again, then, Bernie? 735 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,700 Not likely. I just want to be left in peace. 736 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,320 Oh, just as well, perhaps, Bernie. 737 00:45:43,860 --> 00:45:45,660 Looks like you've missed your chance. 738 00:45:46,460 --> 00:45:49,360 I think she's traded you in for a younger model. 739 00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:51,600 Never mind, Bernie. 740 00:45:52,060 --> 00:45:53,280 Nunc es bibendum. 741 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:54,520 What's that? 742 00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:58,360 Latin. It means next time, if the pyjamas fit. 743 00:45:58,820 --> 00:45:59,820 Wear them. 744 00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:10,200 What if we've been targeted? 745 00:46:11,370 --> 00:46:15,170 Followers of the dark arts are always looking for a quiet rural church where 746 00:46:15,170 --> 00:46:17,470 they can hold a black man. What are you going to do with me? 747 00:46:17,750 --> 00:46:21,250 He'd seen the devil and they took him off to hospital in an ambulance. I'm not 748 00:46:21,250 --> 00:46:22,890 trying to be his ring. Bloody doctors. 749 00:46:23,190 --> 00:46:26,570 Well, I've had a lot of people gossip about me in my time. Usually it's small 750 00:46:26,570 --> 00:46:27,570 -minded rubbish.