1 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,199 2 00:00:18,272 --> 00:00:21,338 3 00:00:21,407 --> 00:00:24,539 4 00:00:24,607 --> 00:00:27,476 5 00:00:27,552 --> 00:00:30,650 you don't understand 6 00:00:30,719 --> 00:00:33,468 you cannot command 7 00:00:33,535 --> 00:00:36,699 8 00:00:36,768 --> 00:00:39,703 9 00:00:39,776 --> 00:00:42,426 10 00:00:42,496 --> 00:00:45,911 11 00:00:45,983 --> 00:00:48,984 12 00:00:49,056 --> 00:00:52,055 from around me 13 00:00:52,129 --> 00:00:54,332 14 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,200 will drown me 15 00:00:58,272 --> 00:01:01,884 16 00:01:01,951 --> 00:01:07,516 with something I can't fight 17 00:01:07,584 --> 00:01:10,072 18 00:01:10,144 --> 00:01:13,657 19 00:01:13,727 --> 00:01:16,826 20 00:01:19,808 --> 00:01:25,917 are very, very strict 21 00:01:25,984 --> 00:01:31,998 for your own benefit 22 00:01:52,832 --> 00:01:55,734 - [Girl Looks like a disgusting animal. - [Girl 23 00:01:55,808 --> 00:01:59,834 [Girl Look, there's the nose and those two round things are the ears. 24 00:01:59,904 --> 00:02:01,759 - You guys! - And that's the hair. 25 00:02:01,824 --> 00:02:06,101 Yeah. Let me... Oh, God, that's a big condom. 26 00:02:06,175 --> 00:02:08,031 He has a big penis. 27 00:02:08,096 --> 00:02:10,332 - [Page Turning] - Ah! 28 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,247 She's getting ready to strip. 29 00:02:13,312 --> 00:02:15,799 - Mmm. Where's his head? - I don't know. 30 00:02:15,872 --> 00:02:17,945 - [Page Turning] - Here's something. Eeew! 31 00:02:18,017 --> 00:02:20,668 Eew! 32 00:02:20,737 --> 00:02:23,998 - What kind of underwear is that? - I think it's sick. 33 00:02:24,065 --> 00:02:29,018 Ugh. He's grabbing her boobs. That's disgusting. 34 00:02:32,481 --> 00:02:34,335 Sorry. Hi. 35 00:02:34,401 --> 00:02:37,216 - Hi. I ordered for you. - Oh, great. 36 00:02:37,281 --> 00:02:39,583 [Man] How you doin'? You want some coffee? 37 00:02:39,648 --> 00:02:43,391 - Yes. Please. - Excuse me. I had wanted some coffee. 38 00:02:43,456 --> 00:02:45,311 Sure thing. 39 00:02:46,881 --> 00:02:48,855 Something's wrong with Big Jeans. 40 00:02:48,928 --> 00:02:52,311 She looks waxy and snotty, and she threw up and wouldn't eat. 41 00:02:52,385 --> 00:02:56,924 Oh, but that's a cat, you know. Cats throw up hair balls all the time. 42 00:02:56,992 --> 00:02:59,447 I know, but I made an appointment at the vet's this morning anyway. 43 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:03,448 - So will you come? - Oh, God. I can't. I've got that client at 9:00. 44 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:06,171 - That's okay. - I'll split it with you. 45 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,095 - Good. - No home fries today? 46 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:10,398 - No, thanks. - You sure? 47 00:03:10,465 --> 00:03:12,833 Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. 48 00:03:12,898 --> 00:03:15,101 All right. 49 00:03:15,232 --> 00:03:18,429 - Don't even smile at him. It gives him hope. - Sorry. 50 00:03:18,496 --> 00:03:20,831 - But he's not that bad today. - Oh. 51 00:03:20,896 --> 00:03:23,863 - She's a fat thing, isn't she? - [Chuckles] 52 00:03:23,936 --> 00:03:28,059 She should be put on a diet. It's unhealthy for a cat to be that fat. 53 00:03:28,127 --> 00:03:32,055 I know, but, you know. Life is short. She likes to eat. 54 00:03:33,664 --> 00:03:35,519 [Sighs] I'm gonna take some blood. 55 00:03:35,584 --> 00:03:37,526 Then we'll know more. 56 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:40,469 We'll get the results in a couple of days. Could you hold her, please? 57 00:03:40,544 --> 00:03:43,032 Okay. Look at me, kitty. 58 00:03:43,103 --> 00:03:46,039 You look at me. You little cat. 59 00:03:46,112 --> 00:03:49,756 She's always tellin' me I smell bad. 60 00:03:49,824 --> 00:03:53,818 Ten seconds after I take a shower, she tells me I stink! 61 00:03:53,888 --> 00:03:56,671 I can't help it if I stink even when I'm clean. 62 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,103 It just proves it's not my fault. 63 00:03:59,169 --> 00:04:01,885 Why do you think she's always hurting your feelings? 64 00:04:01,952 --> 00:04:04,670 I don't know. I don't think she likes me. 65 00:04:04,737 --> 00:04:06,712 She's your wife. Let's assume she likes you. 66 00:04:06,784 --> 00:04:09,784 - But a lot of husbands and wives don't like each other. - That's true. 67 00:04:12,128 --> 00:04:16,186 I got this little voice tellin' me she's mad at me, but I don't know why. 68 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,144 A little voice? 69 00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:22,943 - What little voice? - The voice of the devil. I see him too. 70 00:04:25,537 --> 00:04:28,285 What... What... What does the devil look like? 71 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:30,490 Like in the cartoons. 72 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:33,659 Little and red and mean. 73 00:04:33,729 --> 00:04:37,983 You know what? I'm really proud of myself. 74 00:04:38,048 --> 00:04:40,982 You know why? I never let myself be alone. 75 00:04:41,056 --> 00:04:43,161 I always think I need to be with somebody, but I don't. 76 00:04:43,232 --> 00:04:46,811 I mean, right after Carrie I immediately met Debbie; right after Debbie I was with you. 77 00:04:46,881 --> 00:04:50,656 And then I had that demented relationship with that girl in my group. 78 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:53,848 It's not funny. 79 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:57,215 I been talking on the phone lately with this woman I met in California. 80 00:04:57,281 --> 00:04:59,353 She's a bellhop. 81 00:04:59,425 --> 00:05:01,726 I know. She likes me. 82 00:05:01,793 --> 00:05:04,215 I mean, I can tell she really likes me. 83 00:05:04,288 --> 00:05:07,387 But, uh, I just want to be her friend. 84 00:05:07,456 --> 00:05:10,718 That's it, you know? I'm not gonna let it evolve into anything more. 85 00:05:10,785 --> 00:05:13,403 It's not what I need right now. 86 00:05:13,472 --> 00:05:17,050 Good. I think, you know, it'll be really good for you to be by yourself for a while. 87 00:05:18,625 --> 00:05:21,079 I have to hurry. I have my Alzheimer's meeting in a half an hour. 88 00:05:21,152 --> 00:05:23,454 All right. So, um, what are you gonna do tonight? 89 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:26,270 I rented some videos. Probably just gonna watch them. 90 00:05:26,336 --> 00:05:30,493 - You? - Nothing. Probably rent also. 91 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:34,365 "Big-breasted Babes"? 92 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:36,288 Ha-ha. Very funny. 93 00:05:38,753 --> 00:05:42,331 - I don't have any cash. I need... Can I have some money? - Oh, my God, Andrew. 94 00:05:42,401 --> 00:05:44,376 Thank you. 95 00:05:45,664 --> 00:05:48,632 Oh, honey. This is so ugly. 96 00:05:48,705 --> 00:05:51,934 - Isn't it? - Yes. This is your most gross yet! 97 00:05:52,001 --> 00:05:53,856 Jesus. You designed this? 98 00:05:53,922 --> 00:05:56,474 - This lived in your mind. - Shoot me. 99 00:05:56,545 --> 00:05:58,400 [Laughs] 100 00:05:58,465 --> 00:06:00,636 God, I love this one. 101 00:06:00,706 --> 00:06:03,967 Oh. Um, um, Rick called. Rick? 102 00:06:04,033 --> 00:06:07,000 - Said you never called him back. - Yeah, I know. I just... 103 00:06:07,073 --> 00:06:11,099 - What? - Ah, I don't really like hangin' out with that guy anymore. 104 00:06:11,168 --> 00:06:14,135 I mean, he still does bong hits in the bathroom. 105 00:06:14,209 --> 00:06:17,820 Yeah, but, honey, don't you think you should at least try to keep up your friendships? 106 00:06:17,888 --> 00:06:19,994 I mean, you know, you might get sick of me one day, 107 00:06:20,064 --> 00:06:23,578 - and you're gonna have no friends left. - That will never happen. 108 00:06:23,649 --> 00:06:26,965 How about this one, Amelia? 109 00:06:27,042 --> 00:06:30,838 Bugs that latch onto people's flesh and make their insides explode. 110 00:06:30,913 --> 00:06:32,769 - Sure. - You don't like those kind of movies? 111 00:06:32,834 --> 00:06:35,322 I love 'em if they're well done. 112 00:06:37,441 --> 00:06:39,829 - How's your job goin'? - Good. 113 00:06:39,906 --> 00:06:42,840 Good. I'm doing, uh, most of the editing now. 114 00:06:42,913 --> 00:06:45,215 And I hired a couple of new people. 115 00:06:45,281 --> 00:06:47,223 - You're a writer, right? - Yeah, yeah. 116 00:06:47,296 --> 00:06:49,402 - How's it goin' for you? - Badly. 117 00:06:49,472 --> 00:06:53,402 I'm startin' to think I should learn how to operate a forklift or something. 118 00:06:55,105 --> 00:06:58,269 - Here, I'll rent this. - It's a great choice. 119 00:06:58,337 --> 00:07:00,726 Let's see here. 120 00:07:00,801 --> 00:07:04,598 555-6972. 121 00:07:04,673 --> 00:07:09,408 - Good memory. - Yeah. What do you say we go out sometime? 122 00:07:09,474 --> 00:07:11,384 Maybe see a movie. 123 00:07:13,378 --> 00:07:17,174 Um. I'm so busy. Um. You know. 124 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:19,290 All right. 125 00:07:19,362 --> 00:07:21,434 All right. I hear ya. 126 00:07:21,505 --> 00:07:25,280 - Uh, take care. - Okay, I'll see you. 127 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:27,200 Shit. 128 00:07:27,266 --> 00:07:29,120 [Urinating] 129 00:07:33,922 --> 00:07:35,897 [Laughs] 130 00:07:35,969 --> 00:07:37,977 - Here. - Whoa. 131 00:07:38,050 --> 00:07:41,148 I got it. Here. 132 00:07:41,218 --> 00:07:43,934 - How... seductive. - [Chuckles] 133 00:07:46,465 --> 00:07:49,334 [Gasps] 134 00:07:53,986 --> 00:07:55,841 Oh, my God. 135 00:07:58,944 --> 00:08:01,499 I, uh... Will you marry me? 136 00:08:01,570 --> 00:08:03,425 [Gasps, Laughs] 137 00:08:03,490 --> 00:08:06,141 Jesus Christ! I don't believe... 138 00:08:06,211 --> 00:08:08,666 - I don't believe it. - I, um... I designed it. 139 00:08:08,739 --> 00:08:11,128 And th-then they made it for me at work. 140 00:08:11,202 --> 00:08:14,584 - The... Um. You can have the stone reset, though. - R-Really? 141 00:08:14,658 --> 00:08:17,953 - Yeah. - [Laughs] 142 00:08:18,018 --> 00:08:22,360 Oh, God. It's so beautiful. It's beautiful. It's so beautiful. 143 00:08:22,434 --> 00:08:26,461 - Y-You haven't answered me. - Oh, God! God! 144 00:08:26,530 --> 00:08:30,141 I would love to be your wife. 145 00:08:35,233 --> 00:08:39,128 Oh, my God. How am I gonna tell Amelia? 146 00:08:41,281 --> 00:08:44,598 Well, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, 147 00:08:44,674 --> 00:08:46,746 and I've decided... 148 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:50,364 that I think I want to, um, end therapy. 149 00:08:51,715 --> 00:08:54,103 Why? 150 00:08:54,178 --> 00:08:56,283 - Tell me. - Well, I... I don't know. 151 00:08:56,355 --> 00:08:58,264 I just feel like it's time. You know, I... 152 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:01,950 I feel like I want to go at it alone for a while. 153 00:09:02,018 --> 00:09:03,993 I mean, here I am, completely single, 154 00:09:04,067 --> 00:09:06,849 and I'm not so depressed about it. 155 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:09,729 And it's hard with Laura being so grotesquely in love, 156 00:09:09,794 --> 00:09:12,729 but I'm still okay. 157 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:16,577 And it's been forever since I've been obsessed with anyone. 158 00:09:16,642 --> 00:09:19,359 So I think I'm doin' a lot better in that area. 159 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:21,630 How are things with Andrew? 160 00:09:21,699 --> 00:09:25,561 Great. I mean I... I never thought that we could be friends. 161 00:09:25,635 --> 00:09:28,220 And now I'm totally over him. 162 00:09:30,210 --> 00:09:32,152 Mmm. 163 00:09:32,226 --> 00:09:35,487 Well, why don't we pick a time to stop, and then work towards that? 164 00:09:35,554 --> 00:09:37,496 Okay. 165 00:09:37,569 --> 00:09:40,832 I was thinking a month. One more month? 166 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:43,071 Okay. 167 00:09:43,139 --> 00:09:46,717 - Hey, the video store guy asked me out again. - He did? 168 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:49,918 I said no. He's really ugly. 169 00:09:49,987 --> 00:09:53,086 Oh, Freddie de Salvo and Andy Frumpkin were ugly, and that didn't stop ya. 170 00:09:53,155 --> 00:09:56,952 - Hey. I was 13. I was ugly. - Honey, you were never ugly. You were hairy. 171 00:09:57,026 --> 00:09:59,067 [Laughs] 172 00:09:59,139 --> 00:10:01,146 Oh, I think you should do it. Maybe he's nice. 173 00:10:01,219 --> 00:10:03,935 Maybe he isn't, but at least if he's ugly you'll have the upper hand. 174 00:10:04,002 --> 00:10:06,391 - I mean there's no risk. - That's sick. 175 00:10:06,467 --> 00:10:09,281 - You guys pity me. - [Together] Nah. 176 00:10:09,346 --> 00:10:13,951 [Laughs] Oh, my God, what's that? It's so fake looking! 177 00:10:14,019 --> 00:10:17,018 It looks like a Barbie ring, Frank. 178 00:10:18,914 --> 00:10:22,362 It's... It's, uh... It's not fake. Frank gave it to me. 179 00:10:22,435 --> 00:10:26,264 - Oh, I know. I mean, it's one of your jokes, right? From work. - Uh-uh. 180 00:10:26,338 --> 00:10:28,957 - We're engaged. - Yeah. 181 00:10:29,027 --> 00:10:31,329 We're gonna get married. 182 00:10:32,355 --> 00:10:36,032 Whoa. Ha! You're engaged? 183 00:10:36,099 --> 00:10:38,750 Wow! That is... That's unbelievable! 184 00:10:38,819 --> 00:10:41,470 That's great news. 185 00:10:41,539 --> 00:10:44,288 Oh, I'm sorry, Frank. I thought that i-it was one of your jokes from work. 186 00:10:44,356 --> 00:10:46,243 No! No, it's, uh, okay. 187 00:10:46,307 --> 00:10:49,176 Hey. We could have it at the lake house. I mean, I'll ask my mom. 188 00:10:49,251 --> 00:10:52,993 - But wouldn't that be great? - That would be perfect. 189 00:10:53,058 --> 00:10:56,474 I think this would be a really bad time to stop. 190 00:10:56,547 --> 00:11:00,670 Well, Amelia, I'm sorry to say this, but I... I think it's too late. I... 191 00:11:01,698 --> 00:11:04,120 I've already filled your slot. 192 00:11:04,194 --> 00:11:08,057 - You filled my slot? - Yes. 193 00:11:08,130 --> 00:11:09,986 And... 194 00:11:11,459 --> 00:11:15,255 I think you wanting to go it alone was a positive step. 195 00:11:15,331 --> 00:11:17,187 Shall we stick to that? 196 00:11:23,043 --> 00:11:25,432 - Hi. - Hi. How're you doin'? 197 00:11:25,507 --> 00:11:27,580 I'm doin' all right. How are you doin'? 198 00:11:27,651 --> 00:11:31,546 - What are you up to? - Not much. 199 00:11:31,619 --> 00:11:35,776 Well, I get off in a little while. Can I talk you into Freak Show Seven? 200 00:11:35,843 --> 00:11:37,731 There's a late show. 201 00:11:37,796 --> 00:11:40,446 [Groans] 202 00:11:40,515 --> 00:11:44,956 [Movie: Continuous Screaming] 203 00:11:55,491 --> 00:11:58,906 You know, we could've left the movie if it was makin' you sick. 204 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:01,532 I couldn't stop watching it. It was so gross. 205 00:12:01,603 --> 00:12:04,352 Yeah, it was a good one. 206 00:12:04,418 --> 00:12:06,307 Look at this. 207 00:12:06,372 --> 00:12:10,234 I once... I once put makeup like this on my little brother. 208 00:12:10,308 --> 00:12:12,577 Made it look like his cheeks were falling off, 209 00:12:12,643 --> 00:12:14,782 and he was scared shitless. 210 00:12:14,852 --> 00:12:18,168 He was just in the bathroom, like, crying, looking into... in the mirror, 211 00:12:18,243 --> 00:12:20,152 begging me to take it off. 212 00:12:20,228 --> 00:12:23,392 - That was pretty funny. - That's fucked up. [Laughs] 213 00:12:23,460 --> 00:12:26,307 You think? I was young. 214 00:12:27,907 --> 00:12:30,689 How's your stomach? 215 00:12:30,755 --> 00:12:34,530 - Not great. - Mmm. Maybe this'll help. 216 00:12:40,643 --> 00:12:44,985 It probably would if I could stop thinking about that talking forehead. 217 00:12:45,059 --> 00:12:48,191 - Oh, man. - I hear you. 218 00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:53,953 My best friend's getting married. 219 00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:56,386 It's probably what's making me sick. 220 00:12:58,309 --> 00:13:00,218 Mmm. 221 00:13:01,252 --> 00:13:03,837 [Sighs] 222 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,851 Mmm. How's that? 223 00:13:06,884 --> 00:13:09,088 Good. 224 00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:11,327 Better. 225 00:13:11,396 --> 00:13:13,252 Thanks. 226 00:13:13,317 --> 00:13:17,888 Good. I actually feel inspired to do some writing. 227 00:13:17,956 --> 00:13:21,753 - Oh! - I... If I feel it... If I feel inspired, 228 00:13:21,828 --> 00:13:24,544 - I should try to do some work. - Okay. 229 00:13:24,611 --> 00:13:26,467 - It's kinda late anyway. - Yeah. 230 00:13:28,739 --> 00:13:30,715 - All right. Well, thanks. - Yeah. Uh... 231 00:13:30,788 --> 00:13:32,643 It was fun. 232 00:13:33,668 --> 00:13:35,610 Yeah, it was. I'll call you. 233 00:13:35,683 --> 00:13:39,742 Okay. All right. Bye. 234 00:13:39,811 --> 00:13:41,666 Good night. 235 00:13:43,876 --> 00:13:47,106 Hi. It's me. 236 00:13:47,172 --> 00:13:49,027 Anyone? Anyone? 237 00:13:49,092 --> 00:13:51,994 Anyone? Are you guys there? 238 00:13:52,068 --> 00:13:54,524 What, are you screening? 239 00:13:54,597 --> 00:13:58,109 Pick up. 240 00:13:58,181 --> 00:14:03,298 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 241 00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,852 This sponge that I'm washing dishes with is unbelievable. 242 00:14:05,924 --> 00:14:09,306 It... Oh, my God. It smells like a hot dog. 243 00:14:10,340 --> 00:14:12,347 It's disgusting. 244 00:14:12,421 --> 00:14:16,097 And I can't stop smelling it. [Sniffs] 245 00:14:16,164 --> 00:14:18,816 Are you gonna pick up? 246 00:14:18,884 --> 00:14:20,990 Okay. All right, then. 247 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,915 Okay. Bye-bye. 248 00:14:25,187 --> 00:14:28,319 - Don't you have work? - Not today. I'm going to a meeting. 249 00:14:28,388 --> 00:14:31,389 - Which? Overeaters? - Alzheimer's. 250 00:14:31,461 --> 00:14:33,566 Oh. How is your dad? 251 00:14:35,204 --> 00:14:37,114 Not so good. 252 00:14:37,189 --> 00:14:41,596 You know, you go to your Coping With Alzheimer's meetings more than you see your dad. 253 00:14:41,669 --> 00:14:45,346 I'm gonna see him next week. Maybe you'd like to come with me? 254 00:14:46,373 --> 00:14:48,129 - Queens? - Yeah. 255 00:14:48,197 --> 00:14:51,906 I've been talking to that woman in California... 256 00:14:51,973 --> 00:14:53,828 on the phone a lot lately. 257 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,510 You know, the one I told you about? 258 00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:59,679 Yeah. So? 259 00:14:59,748 --> 00:15:02,498 We, uh, talk on the phone... 260 00:15:02,564 --> 00:15:06,940 for long... long... 261 00:15:07,012 --> 00:15:09,379 long... long... 262 00:15:09,445 --> 00:15:11,299 periods of time. 263 00:15:11,364 --> 00:15:13,306 - Oh, God. Ohh. - And... 264 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,933 Don't tell me this. She talks and you jerk off. 265 00:15:16,004 --> 00:15:18,786 And the other way around. You should hear the noise she makes. 266 00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:21,308 - I don't wanna hear this. - [Phone Ringing] 267 00:15:21,381 --> 00:15:25,342 Classifieds. I don't know. Could you hold, please? 268 00:15:26,565 --> 00:15:28,474 - We never did that. - We didn't have to. 269 00:15:28,549 --> 00:15:32,324 - We lived in the same city. - I thought you said you weren't gonna get involved with anyone. 270 00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:35,737 I'm not involved. We talk on the phone. That's it. 271 00:15:35,813 --> 00:15:38,267 I live in New York. She lives in California. 272 00:15:38,341 --> 00:15:40,729 - What's her name? - Virginia. 273 00:15:40,805 --> 00:15:42,659 I'm probably never gonna call her again anyway. 274 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,666 - So it's sort of a moot point. - Oh, that's nice. 275 00:15:44,741 --> 00:15:47,108 You've had phone sex with this girl, and you're never gonna call her again. 276 00:15:47,172 --> 00:15:49,594 You're an asshole. 277 00:15:49,668 --> 00:15:51,524 Don't call me an asshole. 278 00:15:51,589 --> 00:15:55,265 - Well, does she know how you feel? - What? 279 00:15:55,332 --> 00:15:57,602 That that's it. 280 00:15:57,669 --> 00:16:00,865 Oh. I don't know. 281 00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:05,950 I've been thinking about my son a lot lately. 282 00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:08,354 - I didn't know you had a son. - Yes, you did. 283 00:16:08,420 --> 00:16:11,269 Remember you suggested I send him a card a couple of months ago? 284 00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:13,886 - Oh. Right. God. - Well, so... 285 00:16:13,957 --> 00:16:17,569 I called him, and I headed out there. 286 00:16:17,638 --> 00:16:20,986 But as soon as I sat down on the bus, I knew it would be a mistake. 287 00:16:21,062 --> 00:16:25,469 You know how I knew? Because right there, on that shiny pole that you hang onto, 288 00:16:25,541 --> 00:16:29,818 was a little red devil, smiling right at me and laughin' at me. 289 00:16:29,893 --> 00:16:33,920 The devil. And... And that would be the same devil you mentioned before? 290 00:16:33,989 --> 00:16:36,989 Then I looked out, and he was on the tip of my shoe. 291 00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:41,439 She was coming on to me so strong. 292 00:16:41,509 --> 00:16:44,411 And I didn't really feel anything. 293 00:16:44,484 --> 00:16:48,030 But then she... She started to touch me. 294 00:16:48,101 --> 00:16:52,160 I felt aroused. Still, I-I didn't want it to go any further. 295 00:16:52,229 --> 00:16:55,196 I mean, she thought I did, because... Well, I mean, she could see. 296 00:16:55,269 --> 00:16:57,538 It was so fucked up. 297 00:16:57,604 --> 00:17:00,769 I never should have called her, but I feel weird not wanting to go out with some girl. 298 00:17:00,838 --> 00:17:04,099 You know, I feel like there's something wrong with me if I don't want any sex. 299 00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:07,204 You know what I'm saying? 300 00:17:08,741 --> 00:17:10,597 Y-You know what I'm sayin'? 301 00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:15,451 I'm a bad therapist. Do you hear me? I am a bad therapist. 302 00:17:15,525 --> 00:17:18,144 - Who am I gonna bring to your wedding? - I am making these people worse. 303 00:17:18,214 --> 00:17:21,247 - [Dog Barking] - Everyone in your family's gonna wonder... 304 00:17:21,318 --> 00:17:24,448 why I don't have a boyfriend; your brother thinks I'm a lesbian. 305 00:17:24,518 --> 00:17:26,884 You slept with my brother. How could he think you're a lesbian? 306 00:17:26,949 --> 00:17:29,885 Come on. Do you really care what my brother thinks? Do you? 307 00:17:29,957 --> 00:17:31,812 Hmm. No. 308 00:17:31,877 --> 00:17:33,732 I have a crush on one of my patients. 309 00:17:34,757 --> 00:17:36,612 What? What do you mean? 310 00:17:36,677 --> 00:17:39,710 I mean... This is not funny. 311 00:17:39,781 --> 00:17:43,077 - I mean a crush, like I want to fuck one of them. - [Inhales] 312 00:17:43,141 --> 00:17:46,938 Oh, my God. You mean my shrink could want to fuck me? 313 00:17:47,015 --> 00:17:49,665 - Hello, this isn't about you. This is about me. - You're right. 314 00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:52,516 We did some tests, and the news is not good. 315 00:17:52,581 --> 00:17:55,232 Big Jeans has cancer. 316 00:17:55,302 --> 00:17:59,612 It looks like it started in the lungs and, uh, spread to the brain. 317 00:18:00,742 --> 00:18:02,630 Now, some people may not opt for this, 318 00:18:02,694 --> 00:18:05,989 but you could do a series of chemotherapy and radiation treatments. 319 00:18:06,054 --> 00:18:10,113 It's very expensive. It may work. It may not work. 320 00:18:12,805 --> 00:18:14,660 She's 14. 321 00:18:16,485 --> 00:18:18,657 She's not young. 322 00:18:18,726 --> 00:18:21,890 She's had a... a happy life. 323 00:18:24,198 --> 00:18:26,750 Maybe the best thing would be to put her down. 324 00:18:26,822 --> 00:18:30,683 - Okay. - No, I mean down. I mean... 325 00:18:31,717 --> 00:18:34,173 I-I mean put her to sleep. 326 00:18:38,599 --> 00:18:40,541 I... I can't do that. 327 00:18:40,614 --> 00:18:42,719 I mean, maybe the treatments will work. 328 00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:45,179 It's gonna be expensive, Amelia. 329 00:18:46,535 --> 00:18:50,015 - You're cold. - I am... All right, I'll split it with you. 330 00:18:50,086 --> 00:18:51,973 Okay? 331 00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:59,329 - That looks familiar. - Well, she's lending it to me. 332 00:18:59,398 --> 00:19:01,471 - She's got a date. - A date? 333 00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:04,260 It's not a date. 334 00:19:04,326 --> 00:19:06,180 - It's the ugly guy. - [Laura Laughs] 335 00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:10,174 Well, if it's the ugly guy, then why are you wearin' the sexy top? 336 00:19:10,245 --> 00:19:12,101 - That is such a good point. - Fuck you both. 337 00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:16,638 Okay, I have no clothes, and he's taking me to some weirdo convention. 338 00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:18,979 - Lookit, honey. See the pigs? - Mm-hmm. 339 00:19:19,046 --> 00:19:21,413 - I designed them for you. - I'm touched. Listen, Frank. 340 00:19:21,478 --> 00:19:23,550 Did you call the guys that you said you were gonna invite? 341 00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:26,471 - No. - Why not? 342 00:19:26,535 --> 00:19:29,284 - What do you mean, why not? - I mean, why not? Why didn't you do it? 343 00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:32,001 'Cause I didn't. I'll do it. Shut up about it. 344 00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:35,037 - I'm not gonna shut up about it. Look at all... - You guys fight? Cool. 345 00:19:35,110 --> 00:19:37,249 - Shut up. - Shut up. 346 00:19:37,319 --> 00:19:40,767 Oh, my God. That's the monster from Basket Case. 347 00:19:40,838 --> 00:19:44,286 It's incredible. I-I got a book at home, tells how that was made. 348 00:19:45,926 --> 00:19:48,741 It's... Mmm. 349 00:19:48,807 --> 00:19:52,996 - You're being a very good sport. - Thanks. 350 00:19:53,063 --> 00:19:56,477 So what's your, um, screenplay about? 351 00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:59,900 It's based on the life of Colette. 352 00:19:59,974 --> 00:20:02,341 Wow. Are you kidding? 353 00:20:02,406 --> 00:20:04,261 No. Why? 354 00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:07,869 Nothing. I just... You know. 355 00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:12,731 I thought you'd be writing about people stabbing each other or something. Right? 356 00:20:12,806 --> 00:20:14,847 These people make great stuff. 357 00:20:14,919 --> 00:20:17,766 This is... I mean, you got to, you know, sort of have a... 358 00:20:17,831 --> 00:20:19,686 a certain frame of mind to appreciate it, 359 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:23,526 but I think that, you know, doctors who operate on the human body, 360 00:20:23,591 --> 00:20:25,446 they think it's beautiful, and it's... 361 00:20:25,511 --> 00:20:28,544 It's the same with, you know, people who make this stuff. 362 00:20:28,614 --> 00:20:30,818 It's... I... I think there's something... 363 00:20:30,887 --> 00:20:34,945 really poetic about it all, : It's art. 364 00:20:35,015 --> 00:20:37,732 Something even, you know, erotic about it. 365 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,279 - Hey, how you doin'? - She's cute. 366 00:20:41,350 --> 00:20:43,292 - What's up, fellas? - Hi. 367 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:47,327 368 00:20:47,399 --> 00:20:50,694 in my head 369 00:20:50,758 --> 00:20:55,013 - - [Sneezes] 370 00:20:56,550 --> 00:20:59,997 - [Exhales] Do you have a cat? - Yeah. Are you allergic? 371 00:21:00,071 --> 00:21:03,367 - Yeah, extremely. - She's over there. 372 00:21:03,431 --> 00:21:07,838 Oh. She doesn't look too good. 373 00:21:07,912 --> 00:21:11,556 She, um... She had her first chemotherapy appointment today. 374 00:21:11,623 --> 00:21:15,551 - She's, uh... She has cancer. - [Chuckles] 375 00:21:15,623 --> 00:21:19,878 Really? Is that... Uh, do cats get cancer? [Laughs] 376 00:21:19,942 --> 00:21:23,652 I'm sorry. I know that's not funny. It just... 377 00:21:23,719 --> 00:21:28,192 [Laughs] No. I'm... 378 00:21:29,415 --> 00:21:33,605 No. Go ahead. Laugh. She's... dying, that's all. 379 00:21:35,654 --> 00:21:39,102 Oh, I'm sorry. I'll stop. 380 00:21:39,175 --> 00:21:43,397 My old girlfriend had three cats, and I was really nice to all of them. 381 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,847 How long were you with your old girlfriend? 382 00:21:47,911 --> 00:21:49,766 Three years. 383 00:21:53,127 --> 00:21:55,877 Lived together for two of them. 384 00:21:58,119 --> 00:21:59,975 You ever live with anyone? 385 00:22:01,831 --> 00:22:06,338 No. I... Which, I... I guess is a good thing, 386 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:09,223 'cause then I never had to move out from anyone. 387 00:22:09,288 --> 00:22:11,294 Or vice versa. 388 00:22:11,368 --> 00:22:13,223 [Exhales] 389 00:22:16,327 --> 00:22:18,815 [Laughs] What are you looking at? 390 00:22:18,888 --> 00:22:21,703 You're really pretty. 391 00:22:23,367 --> 00:22:25,538 Thanks. 392 00:22:25,608 --> 00:22:28,063 I... I mean you look like... 393 00:22:28,136 --> 00:22:30,721 like you really need to hear it. 394 00:22:33,191 --> 00:22:35,809 - Gee. - I know. That's okay. 395 00:22:35,879 --> 00:22:39,142 That's not a bad thing to want. 396 00:22:46,087 --> 00:22:47,942 Um, Bill. 397 00:22:49,096 --> 00:22:50,951 I'm not... I'm not sure if I... 398 00:23:15,559 --> 00:23:17,414 [Phone Ringing] 399 00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:20,710 [Water Running] 400 00:23:31,336 --> 00:23:33,191 [Answering Machine Beeps] 401 00:23:34,696 --> 00:23:37,892 [Laura] Hi, it's me. I guess you're still out with... 402 00:23:37,961 --> 00:23:41,954 What is his name, anyway? You always just call him the ugly guy. 403 00:23:42,024 --> 00:23:43,878 God, I can't believe you're still out with him. 404 00:23:43,943 --> 00:23:46,115 Does this mean he'll give you free video rentals? 405 00:23:46,184 --> 00:23:48,355 Call me. Bye. 406 00:23:50,153 --> 00:23:52,007 [Beep] 407 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,578 [Rewind Button Clicks] 408 00:24:03,656 --> 00:24:05,510 [Sneezes] 409 00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:12,293 What about flippin' in the old diaphragm, huh? 410 00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:14,214 Okay. 411 00:24:16,616 --> 00:24:18,853 - What? - What is that? 412 00:24:18,921 --> 00:24:21,702 - I... I don't know. - You've never seen it before? 413 00:24:21,769 --> 00:24:24,638 - Nope. Uh-uh. - Never? God, you should see a doctor. 414 00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:27,047 - Yeah, I will. - You will? It looks weird. 415 00:24:27,113 --> 00:24:30,080 - Yeah, I know. - Good. 416 00:24:30,152 --> 00:24:33,928 - Wanna play a round? - Yeah. I just said I did. 417 00:24:33,993 --> 00:24:38,051 - Aw. I'm gonna whup your ass. I'm gonna whup your ass! - [Laughing] 418 00:24:38,121 --> 00:24:41,284 - You're down a hundred points. - I'm not down a hundred points. You lie. 419 00:24:45,128 --> 00:24:47,997 I'm not kidding you. I didn't... I didn't care at all about his looks. 420 00:24:48,072 --> 00:24:50,210 I mean, I totally forgot them. 421 00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:52,136 He has beautiful skin. 422 00:24:52,201 --> 00:24:55,048 I don't know. He kissed great. 423 00:24:55,112 --> 00:24:57,927 - Mmm. What do you think? [Laughs] - I think that one is you. 424 00:24:57,992 --> 00:25:01,407 - This is so hot. - It's you. Let's get if off immediately. 425 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,488 That saleswoman, she really got my taste. 426 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,568 - Oh, before I forget... - Yes? 427 00:25:05,641 --> 00:25:09,056 - I got your shirt I borrowed. - Oh, cool. 428 00:25:09,129 --> 00:25:11,779 - Thank you very much. It worked. - Did you wash that? 429 00:25:11,849 --> 00:25:14,664 Um, yeah. But I didn't... I didn't really get to iron it though. 430 00:25:14,729 --> 00:25:16,583 Amelia, it's supposed to be dry-cleaned. 431 00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:19,202 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I wreck it? 432 00:25:19,273 --> 00:25:22,786 No. I mean, yeah. But don't worry about it. [Laughs] 433 00:25:22,857 --> 00:25:26,468 Okay. Come on. Tell me. What was it like in the morning? 434 00:25:26,536 --> 00:25:30,846 Well, you know, uh, we didn't really have a morning. 435 00:25:30,921 --> 00:25:33,888 I mean, he's a writer, and, uh, he's really dedicated. 436 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:38,532 I think... I think he wanted to work. So it ended sort of abruptly. 437 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,055 That doesn't necessarily mean anything. 438 00:25:41,128 --> 00:25:44,543 Really? I feel terrible. 439 00:25:44,616 --> 00:25:47,932 No. I'm t-totally serious. Come on. He had a nice body? 440 00:25:48,009 --> 00:25:51,270 You know that first stage of having sex with someone... 441 00:25:51,336 --> 00:25:55,264 when they could just touch you and you... 442 00:25:55,336 --> 00:25:57,541 Okay. I don't need to hear any more. 443 00:25:57,610 --> 00:26:00,064 Why, honey? Is there a problem? [Laughs] 444 00:26:00,138 --> 00:26:02,788 Not at all. It's just, uh, you know, it's not like the first time or anything. 445 00:26:02,857 --> 00:26:05,060 It's a little routine. 446 00:26:05,129 --> 00:26:08,064 - All right, what do you think? - Um... 447 00:26:08,137 --> 00:26:11,039 - I think that one's fine. - Fine? Why would I want to look fine? 448 00:26:11,113 --> 00:26:14,343 - I don't want to look fine. - I'm sorry. You're right. 449 00:26:14,409 --> 00:26:18,183 [Sighs] I'm farting. 450 00:26:18,249 --> 00:26:20,637 - I thought so. - Yeah. 451 00:26:21,929 --> 00:26:23,784 What are you reading? 452 00:26:23,849 --> 00:26:27,078 Obsessive-compulsive Behavior... 453 00:26:27,144 --> 00:26:31,006 in Children Who Are Sexually Molested. 454 00:26:31,082 --> 00:26:35,653 - Ooh. Sorry. You come here all the time. - Yeah. 455 00:26:35,721 --> 00:26:38,569 - I'm Peter. - I'm Laura. 456 00:26:38,633 --> 00:26:41,088 Nice to finally meet you, Laura. 457 00:26:41,161 --> 00:26:45,766 - You too. - So, um, are you, uh, an actress? 458 00:26:45,834 --> 00:26:48,965 - Not even close. Why? - Oh. I... I'm an actor. 459 00:26:49,033 --> 00:26:52,100 - Oh. - And I guess everybody I know is either an actor or a model. So. 460 00:26:52,170 --> 00:26:55,683 I'm actually a therapist. Well, I'm actually studying to be a therapist. 461 00:26:55,753 --> 00:26:59,877 - I'm almost finished school. - Well, my actor-model friends all go see therapists, so... 462 00:26:59,946 --> 00:27:02,400 - Is that right? - Yeah. 463 00:27:02,473 --> 00:27:06,183 You bite your nails. That's sort of charming. 464 00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:10,526 Yeah, and... and my toenails. But I guess that would be considered less charming. 465 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,764 - Yeah. - Okay, I have to go. 466 00:27:13,832 --> 00:27:16,550 - Can I have my check, please? - Oh, yeah. 467 00:27:16,617 --> 00:27:18,854 I'm not usually this obnoxious. 468 00:27:18,922 --> 00:27:20,809 But I... I'm in this play for a couple of weekends, 469 00:27:20,873 --> 00:27:22,727 and maybe you could check it out. 470 00:27:22,793 --> 00:27:24,648 - Good. - Cool. 471 00:27:24,713 --> 00:27:27,135 - Bye. See ya. - Okay. 472 00:27:39,146 --> 00:27:42,690 Look at his legs. Look how they walk. 473 00:27:42,762 --> 00:27:44,617 There's somethin' wrong with you. 474 00:27:44,682 --> 00:27:46,951 Will you just peek in and give me some kind of, you know, description? 475 00:27:47,018 --> 00:27:49,604 Like, just tell me what it looks like he's feeling? 476 00:27:49,674 --> 00:27:52,423 What are you feeling? 477 00:27:52,489 --> 00:27:54,594 - I feel like an idiot. - Mmm. That's very interesting. 478 00:27:54,665 --> 00:27:57,087 Why hasn't he called me, Andrew? I mean, Jesus, look at him. 479 00:27:57,162 --> 00:27:59,496 I thought for once I could relax. 480 00:28:01,449 --> 00:28:03,905 - I couldn't see his face. - You didn't try. 481 00:28:03,977 --> 00:28:06,017 - I did. I tried. I looked. - Oh, my God. 482 00:28:06,089 --> 00:28:07,944 What? Where you goin'? 483 00:28:10,441 --> 00:28:12,297 Oh, my God. Okay, let's go in the coffee shop. 484 00:28:12,362 --> 00:28:14,630 - No, I don't wanna. - Please, Andrew. Please! 485 00:28:14,697 --> 00:28:16,802 - No. - I just want him to see me with you. Please? 486 00:28:16,873 --> 00:28:20,169 If you wanna talk to him, go talk to him. I'm not gonna play into this. 487 00:28:20,233 --> 00:28:22,088 He's an asshole. He should have called you. 488 00:28:22,153 --> 00:28:24,936 - I'm goin' home. - Why are you going home? 489 00:28:25,002 --> 00:28:28,134 - I'm expecting a phone call. - From who? 490 00:28:28,202 --> 00:28:30,537 Virginia? I thought you said you weren't gonna talk to her again. 491 00:28:30,602 --> 00:28:33,285 Yeah, I know, but I... Anyways, I want to watch these videos. 492 00:28:33,355 --> 00:28:36,104 - You should rent them from him! - Yeah, so. 493 00:28:36,171 --> 00:28:38,275 More porno? 494 00:28:38,347 --> 00:28:40,964 You know, it's an addiction, okay? 495 00:28:41,034 --> 00:28:43,456 Do you understand the word "addiction"? I don't feel good about it, and you... 496 00:28:43,530 --> 00:28:46,596 - Andrew. I don't think it's hurting anyone. Okay? - You don't? 497 00:28:46,666 --> 00:28:49,927 - No. - I mean, I know that, but... 498 00:28:49,993 --> 00:28:52,198 it's nice of you to say it. 499 00:28:52,266 --> 00:28:57,000 You're sweet. In fact, you're too sweet for him. Let's go. 500 00:28:57,065 --> 00:28:59,204 Okay, but since you have your arm around me, I don't see why... 501 00:28:59,274 --> 00:29:01,129 - we just can't walk in for one second. - Forget it. Forget it. 502 00:29:01,194 --> 00:29:05,385 - Andrew, wait. - No. I put my arm around you because I felt like it! 503 00:29:05,450 --> 00:29:09,508 Not to make some... some putz who doesn't even have the nerve to call you jealous! 504 00:29:09,578 --> 00:29:11,433 Good-bye. 505 00:29:12,778 --> 00:29:16,640 [Blowing Bubbles] 506 00:29:17,674 --> 00:29:19,529 Come on. 507 00:29:24,170 --> 00:29:26,309 - Hi. How we doin'? - [Frank] Good. 508 00:29:26,378 --> 00:29:28,865 Um, Ellen, I'm gonna have the, uh, Caesar salad, and... 509 00:29:28,938 --> 00:29:33,215 - Laura, what are you gonna have? - I'll just have a slice of lemon for my soda. Thanks. 510 00:29:33,290 --> 00:29:35,145 - Sure. - Why do you have to do that all the time? 511 00:29:35,210 --> 00:29:38,658 It's like you're... It's like you're somebody out of a TV show or something. 512 00:29:38,730 --> 00:29:42,691 - What? - Be so chummy with the waitress. 513 00:29:42,762 --> 00:29:45,828 - I don't know. It's gross. - I wasn't so chummy with the waitress. 514 00:29:45,898 --> 00:29:48,898 I called her by her name. I call you by your name. Do you think that's gross? 515 00:29:48,970 --> 00:29:52,548 It's not the same thing. You want everybody to like you. 516 00:29:52,618 --> 00:29:55,203 You think I give a shit if Ellen likes me? 517 00:29:55,274 --> 00:29:58,372 - Yeah, I do. - Why do you have to be so controlling? 518 00:29:58,442 --> 00:30:00,417 I mean, are you trying to control the way I talk now? 519 00:30:00,490 --> 00:30:04,168 - You think I'm controlling? - [Scoffs] 520 00:30:06,411 --> 00:30:08,266 [Blowing Bubbles] 521 00:30:11,051 --> 00:30:12,905 [Urinating] 522 00:30:16,427 --> 00:30:18,915 [Sighs] God, I hate fighting. 523 00:30:18,987 --> 00:30:20,841 We weren't really fighting. 524 00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:22,914 [Phone Rings] 525 00:30:22,986 --> 00:30:25,442 Okay, but I hate whatever it was we were doing. 526 00:30:25,514 --> 00:30:27,370 [Toilet Flushing] 527 00:30:29,098 --> 00:30:31,303 [Answering Machine Beeps] 528 00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:34,982 - Listen to what I'm listening to. - 529 00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:36,905 Music to slit your wrists by. 530 00:30:38,890 --> 00:30:42,851 [Sighs] He still hasn't called me. 531 00:30:42,922 --> 00:30:47,046 - - You think I intimidated him or something? 532 00:30:47,114 --> 00:30:49,122 Think he's too insecure to call? 533 00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:54,948 - - Okay. Bye. 534 00:30:57,195 --> 00:30:59,051 - Mmm. - Hon. [Laughs] 535 00:30:59,116 --> 00:31:01,864 - Mm-hmm. - I thought you were gonna, uh, 536 00:31:01,931 --> 00:31:04,713 do some of your jewelry designs when we got home. 537 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:07,332 I was, but I'd rather do this. 538 00:31:07,403 --> 00:31:11,658 Uh... Do you think maybe we could change the order of things once in a while? 539 00:31:11,723 --> 00:31:15,138 I mean, it's just like, you know, every time we have sex, we kiss. 540 00:31:15,211 --> 00:31:19,783 A-And then you touch my tits and then you... you kiss them. 541 00:31:19,851 --> 00:31:24,128 And... And then I touch your dick and then you touch me. 542 00:31:24,202 --> 00:31:26,952 And, um, you know, 543 00:31:27,018 --> 00:31:29,440 either one of us goes down on the other one. 544 00:31:29,515 --> 00:31:32,581 And then we fuck. You know, it's not... I-It's not like I don't like it or something. 545 00:31:32,651 --> 00:31:36,033 It's just... You know. Gets a little predictable. 546 00:31:36,107 --> 00:31:39,904 You know? D-Do you know what I mean? 547 00:31:39,979 --> 00:31:42,467 You never used to screen your calls. 548 00:31:42,540 --> 00:31:44,394 You were probably having routine sex. 549 00:31:44,459 --> 00:31:48,420 550 00:31:48,491 --> 00:31:52,768 Well, I didn't mean for us to go to sleep. 551 00:31:52,843 --> 00:31:54,698 Good night. 552 00:31:56,235 --> 00:31:58,788 553 00:31:58,859 --> 00:32:02,504 554 00:32:04,011 --> 00:32:07,327 [Disguised Voice] Hel... Hello? 555 00:32:07,403 --> 00:32:11,265 Yes. Do you... Do you carry all of Stanley Kubrick's films? 556 00:32:12,491 --> 00:32:16,320 You do. And, uh, what time do you close, please? 557 00:32:17,354 --> 00:32:19,209 Thank you. 558 00:32:21,611 --> 00:32:23,465 [Groans] 559 00:32:25,067 --> 00:32:29,705 - Who's this? - Ah, it's just my parents 92 years ago. 560 00:32:29,771 --> 00:32:33,764 561 00:32:33,836 --> 00:32:37,251 I wonder if I'll ever know what it's like to not break up with someone. 562 00:32:37,323 --> 00:32:39,179 [Phone Rings] 563 00:32:41,004 --> 00:32:42,945 Who's this? [Chuckles] 564 00:32:43,019 --> 00:32:45,256 Hello? 565 00:32:45,324 --> 00:32:48,357 Hi! How are you? 566 00:32:48,427 --> 00:32:51,427 - It's long distance. - Oh. 567 00:32:51,499 --> 00:32:53,353 Uh... 568 00:32:54,539 --> 00:32:57,441 Nothin'. [Laughs] Just sittin' here. 569 00:32:57,515 --> 00:32:59,850 You? 570 00:32:59,916 --> 00:33:02,534 Yeah. 571 00:33:02,603 --> 00:33:05,386 Look, I... I've got a friend over right now, so I can't... 572 00:33:07,115 --> 00:33:09,286 Hello? Hello? 573 00:33:11,276 --> 00:33:13,130 That's weird. 574 00:33:14,859 --> 00:33:16,747 - Was that her? - Yeah. 575 00:33:16,811 --> 00:33:18,666 Was she... 576 00:33:19,724 --> 00:33:22,059 - Then? Was she... - [Laughs] 577 00:33:22,124 --> 00:33:23,978 No, she wasn't. 578 00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:26,248 Thank God. 579 00:33:26,316 --> 00:33:28,322 [Laughs] 580 00:33:29,452 --> 00:33:31,426 Andrew? 581 00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:34,315 Can I ask you something? 582 00:33:35,371 --> 00:33:37,226 Mm-hmm. 583 00:33:37,292 --> 00:33:39,942 Okay. I know... 584 00:33:40,011 --> 00:33:42,597 you and I never really talked about it... I mean, not really. 585 00:33:42,668 --> 00:33:46,377 But... what went wrong with us? 586 00:33:46,443 --> 00:33:50,153 I mean, did I do something horrendous to, like, turn you off? 587 00:33:51,851 --> 00:33:54,918 No. I... [Exhales] 588 00:33:57,195 --> 00:34:00,512 Why are you doing this? Is this because of the video store guy? 589 00:34:00,587 --> 00:34:03,337 Come on. I can take it. What was it? 590 00:34:03,403 --> 00:34:06,371 Amelia, this is not what you need right now. 591 00:34:06,444 --> 00:34:08,484 How do you know what I need right now? 592 00:34:08,556 --> 00:34:12,450 - Because I'm your friend, that's how. - Then answer me. 593 00:34:12,525 --> 00:34:16,900 Y... You made me too important. 594 00:34:17,997 --> 00:34:20,364 But you were important to me. I mean... 595 00:34:20,428 --> 00:34:23,843 But too important, you know? Like... 596 00:34:23,915 --> 00:34:26,305 Like I was everything. 597 00:34:26,380 --> 00:34:28,715 You weren't everything, Andrew. 598 00:34:28,780 --> 00:34:33,449 I know. But you had this way of making me feel like that. 599 00:34:37,901 --> 00:34:39,755 Great. 600 00:34:41,324 --> 00:34:44,553 That's great. 601 00:34:44,621 --> 00:34:46,530 You know, I'm gonna leave, 'cause I don't even... 602 00:34:46,603 --> 00:34:48,906 I don't even know... I don't even know how to do this! 603 00:34:48,972 --> 00:34:51,338 - So I'm gonna go, okay? Bye. - Amelia, wait. 604 00:34:51,404 --> 00:34:54,666 - No. - It's not like that. Just... 605 00:34:54,732 --> 00:34:57,634 - Would you wait? - Now you can call back Virginia. 606 00:34:59,436 --> 00:35:03,626 607 00:35:06,061 --> 00:35:09,955 608 00:35:10,029 --> 00:35:12,647 609 00:35:14,828 --> 00:35:17,676 610 00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:22,727 611 00:35:22,797 --> 00:35:27,368 to following through 612 00:35:27,436 --> 00:35:32,193 running back into you 613 00:35:32,268 --> 00:35:37,004 and my bank account 614 00:35:37,069 --> 00:35:41,575 Bill! Bill, wait. 615 00:35:41,644 --> 00:35:44,493 616 00:35:50,157 --> 00:35:52,012 I don't believe this. 617 00:35:53,997 --> 00:35:56,234 Well, I mean, what's wrong with having an expectation? 618 00:35:56,301 --> 00:35:58,505 I fucked the guy! He should call me. 619 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,427 Right? There's nothing wrong with that rule. 620 00:36:00,493 --> 00:36:03,340 And now I can't even rent any fucking videotapes, 621 00:36:03,405 --> 00:36:05,510 which is all I liked to do in the first place. 622 00:36:05,581 --> 00:36:08,929 And Laura and Frank make me sick! It's like they're glued to each other! 623 00:36:09,005 --> 00:36:12,267 I mean, they eat the same things. Then they'll go on diets together. 624 00:36:12,333 --> 00:36:15,333 I mean, I think they're beginning to look alike. Like... Like people and their dogs. 625 00:36:15,404 --> 00:36:20,140 And I have only one fucking session left with you! 626 00:36:20,205 --> 00:36:22,441 Amelia, you seem angry at me. 627 00:36:22,508 --> 00:36:25,061 Look. If you and I went out, 628 00:36:25,133 --> 00:36:28,362 we had a nice time, we made love for hours, 629 00:36:28,428 --> 00:36:31,243 and then you didn't call me, it would be strange, right? 630 00:36:32,334 --> 00:36:35,203 Interesting example you used. You and I. 631 00:36:35,278 --> 00:36:37,132 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 632 00:36:37,198 --> 00:36:40,493 Anyway, you've been married since you were like... 19. 633 00:36:40,557 --> 00:36:43,786 You have no idea what it's like out there. 634 00:36:43,853 --> 00:36:47,203 Amelia. I hate to say this. 635 00:36:47,277 --> 00:36:50,179 But I think you're in some sort of denial. 636 00:36:50,253 --> 00:36:54,377 The kindest thing you could do is to put this guy to sleep. 637 00:36:54,445 --> 00:36:56,998 - What are you resisting? - "What am I resisting." 638 00:36:57,069 --> 00:37:00,614 I guess I'm resisting the execution of our cat. Is that so weird? 639 00:37:00,685 --> 00:37:03,554 And listen, don't talk to me like I'm one of your patients. I'm your best friend. 640 00:37:03,629 --> 00:37:06,214 That's your best friend? 641 00:37:06,285 --> 00:37:08,969 - Shit, I forgot to make my hair appointment. - What, for your wedding? 642 00:37:09,037 --> 00:37:11,971 - I'm gonna do your hair. - No, I want someone sort of special to do it. 643 00:37:12,045 --> 00:37:15,274 I mean... I'm sorry. I want somebody, you know, to do something with this hair. 644 00:37:15,342 --> 00:37:17,992 You know how much I hate it. 645 00:37:18,061 --> 00:37:19,915 So listen, are we still planning to go to Pennsylvania this weekend? 646 00:37:19,981 --> 00:37:21,891 I think you guys should come up, you know, 647 00:37:21,966 --> 00:37:25,000 at least once before the wedding, just to plan stuff. 648 00:37:25,070 --> 00:37:29,510 - Yeah. Definitely. - Okay. I'll talk to you later, then. 649 00:37:37,837 --> 00:37:40,488 - Hi, Bill. - Hi. How you doin'? 650 00:37:42,062 --> 00:37:43,917 Um, fine. 651 00:37:43,982 --> 00:37:45,836 Um, I was wondering... do you have... 652 00:37:45,901 --> 00:37:48,684 uh, Jaws in stock? 653 00:37:48,749 --> 00:37:50,604 Yeah, I think so. 654 00:37:52,557 --> 00:37:56,648 Haven't seen you around. Where you been? You haven't rented lately. 655 00:38:00,173 --> 00:38:02,759 I've been... busy. 656 00:38:02,830 --> 00:38:05,764 Yeah, we have Jaws in stock. I'll go get it. 657 00:38:17,197 --> 00:38:20,296 Here you go. Uh, phone number? 658 00:38:21,870 --> 00:38:26,026 555-6972. 659 00:38:29,806 --> 00:38:32,588 Mmm. Thanks. 660 00:38:35,789 --> 00:38:38,309 See ya. 661 00:38:39,341 --> 00:38:41,196 "Rented lately"? 662 00:38:41,262 --> 00:38:45,834 Are you crazy? I had sex with you two weeks ago, 663 00:38:45,902 --> 00:38:48,618 and now you're asking me why I haven't rented lately? 664 00:38:48,686 --> 00:38:51,915 I don't know. I... I... I didn't know what to say. 665 00:38:51,982 --> 00:38:54,764 How about... How about, "Why haven't you called me?" How about that? 666 00:38:55,918 --> 00:38:59,912 I was busy, okay? 667 00:39:01,486 --> 00:39:03,875 Fine. 668 00:39:06,798 --> 00:39:08,838 - Amelia, wait. - Forget it. 669 00:39:08,910 --> 00:39:12,227 No, wait. We'll finish this. All right? 'Cause it's not what you think. 670 00:39:12,303 --> 00:39:16,939 Oh, no, it's never what I think. I mean, that's what gets me into these messes. Okay, what? 671 00:39:17,006 --> 00:39:20,869 What is it? What is it? I'm listening. What's the reason? 672 00:39:20,942 --> 00:39:25,252 I know you... I know you think I'm ugly. 673 00:39:25,326 --> 00:39:30,116 - What? - I know you referred to me as "the ugly guy." 674 00:39:30,190 --> 00:39:32,329 And I don't... I don't need friends who talk about me that way. 675 00:39:32,398 --> 00:39:34,950 Okay? That's why I didn't call you. 676 00:39:35,022 --> 00:39:37,738 - I never... I don't know why you think that. - You got a message... 677 00:39:37,805 --> 00:39:39,661 on your machine when you were in the bathroom. 678 00:39:39,726 --> 00:39:42,214 Some girl was talkin' about me. 679 00:39:42,285 --> 00:39:44,741 That's how I know. 680 00:39:44,813 --> 00:39:48,676 - What message? - I don't know. I erased it. 681 00:39:49,710 --> 00:39:52,710 Can I go now? 682 00:39:54,607 --> 00:39:56,462 Do you forgive me? 683 00:40:06,702 --> 00:40:09,572 Laura. Are you there? It's me. Pick up. 684 00:40:09,647 --> 00:40:12,843 Look, I really need to talk to you. Did you leave a message on my machine... 685 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:15,430 about Bill being ugly? 686 00:40:15,502 --> 00:40:18,350 Laura! Shit. 687 00:40:22,382 --> 00:40:24,237 [Door Closes] 688 00:40:24,494 --> 00:40:27,658 [Peter] God, she could've given me a hug or something. 689 00:40:27,726 --> 00:40:30,792 - What're you talking about? She's not your girl. - So? 690 00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:34,724 - She hurt me very, very bad. - Badly. 691 00:40:34,798 --> 00:40:36,653 Whatever, man! 692 00:40:36,718 --> 00:40:40,908 You're so insensitive. I'm sick of all your crap. 693 00:40:40,975 --> 00:40:44,237 You're no friend to me. You're an enemy. 694 00:40:44,303 --> 00:40:47,085 Leave! Begone! 695 00:40:47,151 --> 00:40:50,086 This guy directing the play is such an idiot. 696 00:40:50,158 --> 00:40:52,745 He's a total putz. 697 00:40:52,814 --> 00:40:55,781 He's really just a spoiled actor who thinks he can direct. 698 00:40:55,854 --> 00:40:58,822 And someone gave him the money. I swear I don't know who. 699 00:40:58,895 --> 00:41:02,277 And voila! He's directing a play. 700 00:41:02,351 --> 00:41:05,068 I said I'd do it, just 'cause I need to work. 701 00:41:05,134 --> 00:41:06,990 - Right? - Right. 702 00:41:07,055 --> 00:41:10,219 But what I really want to do is write and direct my own stuff. 703 00:41:10,287 --> 00:41:12,141 - I'm sorry. I'm boring you. - No. No! 704 00:41:12,207 --> 00:41:14,989 I thought the play was good. This is interesting to me. 705 00:41:15,054 --> 00:41:18,982 I don't... I don't normally hear this kind of stuff. 706 00:41:20,078 --> 00:41:22,893 - Where are you from? - New York. 707 00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:24,966 What do you do in your spare time? 708 00:41:25,038 --> 00:41:27,406 I... Stuff. 709 00:41:27,472 --> 00:41:30,505 - You got brothers or sisters? - Why are you interviewing me? 710 00:41:30,575 --> 00:41:32,648 'Cause I haven't shut up, and I feel bad. 711 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:35,402 Oh, no. Don't. Oh. 712 00:41:35,471 --> 00:41:38,253 - You put clear nail polish on. That looks pretty. - They... Th-Thank you. 713 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,174 - Peter. Unbelievable! - Hey! 714 00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:42,857 - You were so great! - Peter, I gotta go. Bye. 715 00:41:42,928 --> 00:41:46,310 - Stay! You sure you can't stay? - Thanks. No. Yeah. 716 00:41:51,247 --> 00:41:53,102 - Hi, Frank. - Hi. 717 00:41:53,167 --> 00:41:56,615 Is she here? I... I know you guys screen your calls, but I... I thought I would try... 718 00:41:56,686 --> 00:42:01,902 She's not here. I thought she was with you, and then... I... I heard your message. 719 00:42:04,335 --> 00:42:07,237 - Okay. Well, will you tell her I came by? - Yeah, I... 720 00:42:07,311 --> 00:42:09,449 Are you okay? 721 00:42:09,518 --> 00:42:12,235 You... Do you want to come in and... and talk or something? 722 00:42:14,383 --> 00:42:16,717 - I don't want to bug you. - You're not buggin' me. 723 00:42:16,784 --> 00:42:20,133 I... I'm just tryin' to fold my laundry. Come on in. 724 00:42:22,767 --> 00:42:25,255 Wow. What are these? 725 00:42:25,327 --> 00:42:27,368 Ah, just some stuff I've been workin' on. 726 00:42:28,944 --> 00:42:30,798 They're beautiful. 727 00:42:32,751 --> 00:42:36,462 - Are you stoned? - Yeah. You want some? 728 00:42:37,488 --> 00:42:39,342 Yeah. 729 00:42:41,871 --> 00:42:43,726 Yeah. 730 00:42:46,736 --> 00:42:48,590 It's pretty strong. 731 00:42:50,447 --> 00:42:52,301 [Laughs] 732 00:42:53,774 --> 00:42:56,164 I know you think I'm some kind of hack or something. 733 00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:59,054 No, I don't. I just... I've never... I've never seen your stuff before. 734 00:42:59,119 --> 00:43:01,803 I mean that... that you liked. You know? 735 00:43:01,871 --> 00:43:05,581 Yeah, well, I've been trying to work on it more lately. 736 00:43:05,649 --> 00:43:09,325 But, uh, I don't know what to do. I... 737 00:43:09,391 --> 00:43:12,043 I just started getting back into it. 738 00:43:12,112 --> 00:43:15,887 And they offered me this new line at work, 739 00:43:15,953 --> 00:43:19,629 designing a series of... 740 00:43:19,695 --> 00:43:22,313 men's leisure rings. [Laughs] 741 00:43:22,384 --> 00:43:24,238 Yuck. 742 00:43:25,936 --> 00:43:28,750 - What are those? - Exactly. 743 00:43:31,152 --> 00:43:33,006 Oh, man. 744 00:43:36,048 --> 00:43:39,724 Now, that is just the... 745 00:43:40,752 --> 00:43:42,955 teeniest, tiniest, 746 00:43:43,024 --> 00:43:46,155 most adorable thing I have ever seen. 747 00:43:50,192 --> 00:43:52,363 She wears an eight. 748 00:43:52,432 --> 00:43:54,287 [Giggles] 749 00:43:58,416 --> 00:44:00,750 - What are you doing? - What? 750 00:44:00,816 --> 00:44:04,231 - You smelled your armpit. - It comforts me. 751 00:44:04,304 --> 00:44:06,508 - What? - Try it. Hi. 752 00:44:06,577 --> 00:44:08,518 - Stop! Hi, Ma. - Andrew. 753 00:44:08,592 --> 00:44:11,080 - Darling, am I late? - Ma, this is Amelia. 754 00:44:11,151 --> 00:44:13,454 - Oh, hi. Nice to meet you. - Yes, hello, Amelia. 755 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,723 How do I look, Andrew? I... I tried to pull myself together. 756 00:44:15,791 --> 00:44:17,963 - You look good. - I have an interview across town. 757 00:44:18,032 --> 00:44:20,301 - What interview? - I'm gonna take a job. 758 00:44:20,368 --> 00:44:22,605 Part-time, maybe, if I can get day care. 759 00:44:22,672 --> 00:44:25,127 - Hey, Danny. - Hi, Andrew! 760 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,688 - Look who's here. - Hey, pretty girl! 761 00:44:27,759 --> 00:44:31,785 - Have you missed your uncle? - Danny, this is Amelia. You don't know her. 762 00:44:31,856 --> 00:44:33,710 - I don't know her? - No. 763 00:44:33,775 --> 00:44:36,328 - You're gonna tell me I don't know this girl? - You know me. 764 00:44:36,399 --> 00:44:39,628 And, Danny, Andrew's gonna take you for that haircut we talked about. 765 00:44:39,696 --> 00:44:42,085 - Okay. I'm ready. - All right. 766 00:44:43,152 --> 00:44:45,007 You know what I just thought of? 767 00:44:45,073 --> 00:44:48,455 It'll be a great idea for the birthday party. 768 00:44:48,528 --> 00:44:51,824 We should have cold cuts. Corned beef. 769 00:44:51,889 --> 00:44:54,823 It's been forever since I've had juicy corned beef. 770 00:44:54,896 --> 00:44:57,001 That sounds delicious. 771 00:44:57,072 --> 00:44:59,309 That's a good idea. 772 00:44:59,377 --> 00:45:03,687 You know, when Andrew was a little boy, he used to hate to get his hair cut. Didn't you? 773 00:45:06,256 --> 00:45:09,158 But do you remember what we did after your haircut? 774 00:45:09,232 --> 00:45:13,127 I'd take you to the dump. It was your favorite place to go. 775 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,779 We'd climb on top of this huge mountain of stuff. 776 00:45:16,848 --> 00:45:20,743 There were seagulls flying all around. It stank! 777 00:45:20,816 --> 00:45:23,434 But once we found a bicycle there. Remember that? 778 00:45:24,911 --> 00:45:28,524 - You know what I just thought of? - [Amelia] What? 779 00:45:28,592 --> 00:45:32,683 I think cold cuts at the party would be great. 780 00:45:32,752 --> 00:45:36,582 It's been ages since I've had a juicy corned beef. 781 00:45:36,657 --> 00:45:39,340 Sounds delicious. It's a good idea. 782 00:45:42,481 --> 00:45:45,351 - [Machine Beeps] - I don't know what I'm doing in this line. 783 00:45:45,424 --> 00:45:47,846 I have like $32 in my account. 784 00:45:47,921 --> 00:45:50,605 I thought you were gonna move paintings for that rich guy. 785 00:45:50,672 --> 00:45:52,560 I am. That's next week. 786 00:45:52,625 --> 00:45:55,494 What do you think? Could I borrow a couple of bucks just to get me through some bills? 787 00:45:55,569 --> 00:45:59,944 - Sure. How much? - Mmm. Couple hundred. 788 00:46:00,016 --> 00:46:04,423 You know, your dad is not as bad as I pictured. 789 00:46:04,497 --> 00:46:07,278 No, he's great. It's my mom who's pathetic. 790 00:46:07,344 --> 00:46:09,253 Why? She seemed nice. 791 00:46:09,328 --> 00:46:13,583 You met her for five minutes and you think you know her better than I do? 792 00:46:13,648 --> 00:46:15,852 Fuck you. 793 00:46:15,921 --> 00:46:18,954 - Fuck you. - You were rude. 794 00:46:19,024 --> 00:46:21,097 It's none of your business. 795 00:46:21,169 --> 00:46:23,984 You asked me to come with you. 796 00:46:27,761 --> 00:46:29,801 Thanks. 797 00:46:29,874 --> 00:46:32,459 - I can pay you next week. - Good. I'll need it. 798 00:46:33,521 --> 00:46:35,626 Where you goin'? 799 00:46:35,697 --> 00:46:37,737 I'm goin' home. Where you goin'? 800 00:46:37,809 --> 00:46:40,493 I was, uh... I was gonna go to the phone company, pay my bill. 801 00:46:40,561 --> 00:46:43,081 Okay. So I'll see you later. 802 00:46:44,497 --> 00:46:46,351 Wait a minute! 803 00:46:48,081 --> 00:46:52,390 You're gonna pay your phone bill with the money I just gave you? 804 00:46:52,464 --> 00:46:54,319 Yeah. 805 00:46:55,344 --> 00:46:57,449 Are you crazy? Give me back my money. 806 00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:00,139 - Why? You lent it to me. - Give it back to me, Andrew. 807 00:47:00,209 --> 00:47:04,878 You are so low! You think I'm gonna pay for you to have phone sex with that girl? 808 00:47:04,944 --> 00:47:08,393 - They're gonna cut off my service if I don't... - Give it back. 809 00:47:08,466 --> 00:47:11,313 Give it back! 810 00:47:11,377 --> 00:47:14,377 811 00:47:14,609 --> 00:47:17,838 I can't believe that you would say that on my machine. 812 00:47:17,906 --> 00:47:19,760 - - What were you thinking? 813 00:47:19,825 --> 00:47:22,378 Well, you didn't even like the guy, 814 00:47:22,449 --> 00:47:25,417 so I... I guess I was thinking that he wouldn't be in your apartment. 815 00:47:25,490 --> 00:47:28,938 I do like him. And now he doesn't want to see me again. 816 00:47:30,769 --> 00:47:34,543 I'm sorry I hurt his feelings. I really am. I... 817 00:47:34,608 --> 00:47:38,056 I mean, it didn't really seem like he was right for you anyway. 818 00:47:38,129 --> 00:47:40,268 [Snickers] 819 00:47:40,338 --> 00:47:43,086 Oh, well, now he isn't. 820 00:47:44,113 --> 00:47:46,088 I'm sorry. 821 00:47:46,161 --> 00:47:48,430 Do we really have to listen to this vagina music all the way there? 822 00:47:48,496 --> 00:47:50,352 - Yes! - Yes! 823 00:47:52,369 --> 00:47:55,435 - This is amazing! It's so beautiful. - It's so beautiful. 824 00:47:55,505 --> 00:47:57,361 This is where I thought you could do it, maybe. 825 00:47:57,426 --> 00:48:00,393 Yes. Definitely. This is perfect. I love these two trees. 826 00:48:00,466 --> 00:48:02,855 - Isn't it beautiful? Yeah. - It's beautiful! 827 00:48:02,930 --> 00:48:06,159 No. I think it has to be over here, you know. 828 00:48:06,226 --> 00:48:08,648 I mean, if it's over here, everyone's gonna have a much better view, right? 829 00:48:08,721 --> 00:48:10,576 Looking out onto the lake? Yeah. 830 00:48:10,642 --> 00:48:12,746 After the ceremony they're gonna feel like havin' a drink, 831 00:48:12,818 --> 00:48:15,119 and we can set the drinks up right over there. 832 00:48:15,185 --> 00:48:18,120 Oh, and the path. They're gonna have a direct path right to the tent. 833 00:48:18,194 --> 00:48:20,398 And while they'll be in the tent they can eat, drink, mingle. 834 00:48:20,466 --> 00:48:22,320 Whatever. Go home. 835 00:48:22,386 --> 00:48:24,874 Well, if they feel like goin' home, then... 836 00:48:24,946 --> 00:48:27,466 they'll be right by their cars. 837 00:48:27,538 --> 00:48:31,793 - [Chuckles] - And what will they be feeling as they're driving home? 838 00:48:31,857 --> 00:48:34,508 - [Raspberry] - No, she's right. 839 00:48:34,577 --> 00:48:36,999 - Right. Okay. - Right? I mean, we're having it here. 840 00:48:37,073 --> 00:48:39,113 - Why wouldn't we have it facing the lake? - I think so too. 841 00:48:39,185 --> 00:48:41,771 - No. Absolutely. - Of course. It's amazing. Look, it's beautiful here. 842 00:48:41,841 --> 00:48:43,696 - It's beautiful... - Oh, my God, the light on your face. 843 00:48:43,762 --> 00:48:46,632 - I mean, we have to pick a spot. - What about... You know, the dress will be kind of cool. 844 00:48:46,706 --> 00:48:48,975 - Excuse me? - [Both Chattering At Once] 845 00:48:49,042 --> 00:48:52,042 Ladies? Excuse me. 846 00:48:52,114 --> 00:48:54,634 Do I have a say in all this? 847 00:48:56,114 --> 00:48:58,317 - No. - No. 848 00:49:00,817 --> 00:49:04,812 - Are you goin' to the lake? - Yeah. Aren't you comin'? 849 00:49:04,882 --> 00:49:07,054 No, I can't. I'm being evaluated on Monday. 850 00:49:07,121 --> 00:49:10,919 - I have to be more prepared for my sessions. - Won't be the same without ya. 851 00:49:10,994 --> 00:49:14,223 - Thank you. - Have fun. 852 00:49:16,978 --> 00:49:20,360 Andrew's a crack-up. Didn't you guys go out for a while? 853 00:49:20,433 --> 00:49:23,336 Yeah. Like, eight months ago. 854 00:49:23,410 --> 00:49:25,898 So what happened? How come it didn't work out? 855 00:49:25,969 --> 00:49:28,653 - Wanna know what happened? I think I know what happened. - What? 856 00:49:28,722 --> 00:49:32,715 It didn't work out because I bought him this pair of black pants. 857 00:49:34,161 --> 00:49:36,618 - [Laughing] What does that mean? - Well, um... 858 00:49:36,690 --> 00:49:38,795 We were seeing each other for, like, a month, 859 00:49:38,866 --> 00:49:42,609 and it was Christmastime, and he didn't have any money. 860 00:49:42,675 --> 00:49:46,865 As usual. And, uh, he saw this pair of pants... 861 00:49:46,931 --> 00:49:50,761 that he really wanted, that he somehow thought would improve his life, : I don't know. 862 00:49:50,834 --> 00:49:52,623 So what happened? 863 00:49:52,691 --> 00:49:57,295 So he was hinting and hinting, and so I finally went out and bought him these pants. 864 00:49:57,362 --> 00:50:00,711 - And I... I hid them in a box under my bed. - [Laughs] 865 00:50:00,786 --> 00:50:03,022 I was really nervous. 866 00:50:03,090 --> 00:50:06,124 'Cause, you know, I didn't know... I didn't know if he was gonna get me anything. 867 00:50:06,194 --> 00:50:08,103 I didn't know if our... our relationship... 868 00:50:08,178 --> 00:50:11,178 - was in the present-giving stage or not. - Mmm. 869 00:50:11,250 --> 00:50:13,639 But I... I figured, fuck it, you know. 870 00:50:13,714 --> 00:50:17,259 It's nice to be giving. It's nice to give him something. So I will. 871 00:50:17,330 --> 00:50:22,064 But, um, we never made it to Christmas, 'cause a week after I bought him these pants, 872 00:50:22,130 --> 00:50:26,768 he started acting all panicky and distant. 873 00:50:26,835 --> 00:50:30,151 And then he said that he thought we should cool it. 874 00:50:44,275 --> 00:50:46,282 What? What's the matter? 875 00:50:49,106 --> 00:50:51,758 Mmm? 876 00:50:51,826 --> 00:50:54,347 Have you... Have you gotten that checked? Did you see a doctor? 877 00:50:54,418 --> 00:50:56,688 No. I forgot. 878 00:50:56,755 --> 00:51:00,813 How could you forget? You know, it could be cancerous or something. 879 00:51:00,882 --> 00:51:03,468 I forgot, okay? I'll... I'll see somebody next week. 880 00:51:03,538 --> 00:51:07,531 No, you won't. You always say you're gonna do things and then you never do them. 881 00:51:09,042 --> 00:51:13,298 Laura, I don't always say anything. I... 882 00:51:13,363 --> 00:51:16,266 God! 883 00:51:16,339 --> 00:51:18,860 Who do you think you are? Do you think I have no feelings? 884 00:51:18,931 --> 00:51:23,666 No, I know you have feelings. I just don't want you to die from a birthmark. 885 00:51:23,731 --> 00:51:27,986 Yeah? Well, it's... It's my birthmark. All right? It's my body. 886 00:51:34,354 --> 00:51:37,322 - You know, this isn't even about the birthmark, is it? - It is. 887 00:51:37,395 --> 00:51:40,656 It is. That's all... That's all it's about. 888 00:51:40,722 --> 00:51:42,577 Are you sure? 889 00:51:43,858 --> 00:51:45,713 I'm sorry. 890 00:52:05,268 --> 00:52:08,302 - [Screams] - What? What! What! What! 891 00:52:08,371 --> 00:52:10,160 - What is it? - God, I don't know. 892 00:52:10,227 --> 00:52:12,300 - Jesus Christ! - I'm sorry. 893 00:52:12,371 --> 00:52:14,226 You know, you've got me walking on eggshells! I can't even kiss you... 894 00:52:14,291 --> 00:52:17,106 without thinking that I'm doin' something wrong, and then you scream like that! 895 00:52:17,171 --> 00:52:19,375 Is that what you mean by spicing up our sex life? 896 00:52:19,443 --> 00:52:22,291 - I didn't scream. - Yes, you did scream. 897 00:52:22,355 --> 00:52:27,024 Okay, I screamed. But it wasn't in disgust. Come on, come back. Honey, come on. 898 00:52:29,651 --> 00:52:31,506 Frank? 899 00:52:35,507 --> 00:52:37,394 What happened? 900 00:52:37,458 --> 00:52:41,288 He's moving out. He's going to stay at a friend's. 901 00:52:41,362 --> 00:52:43,218 What friend? 902 00:52:43,283 --> 00:52:47,821 Fuck if I know. He has no friends. 903 00:52:47,891 --> 00:52:50,476 Uh, I can't believe this is happening. 904 00:52:52,083 --> 00:52:55,379 Honey, is this because of that patient that you're attracted to? 905 00:52:55,444 --> 00:52:57,299 Wha... No! 906 00:52:57,364 --> 00:53:00,593 I'm just a total fucking mess. 907 00:53:02,387 --> 00:53:05,104 Where... Where were you the other night when I came by? 908 00:53:05,171 --> 00:53:08,335 Frank... Frank thought you were with me. 909 00:53:08,403 --> 00:53:10,705 I know. I was with a guy. 910 00:53:13,363 --> 00:53:15,306 You know him. He's the guy... 911 00:53:15,380 --> 00:53:19,121 He's the guy... waiter from the restaurant, that place. 912 00:53:19,187 --> 00:53:23,531 You were with the waiter who flirts with you? 913 00:53:23,603 --> 00:53:25,872 - It wasn't like that. - [Scoffs] 914 00:53:25,939 --> 00:53:29,452 He was nice and he was funny and he was an actor. He was a bad actor. 915 00:53:29,523 --> 00:53:32,370 He was a real bad actor. Not that I know about that kind of thing, 916 00:53:32,435 --> 00:53:35,402 but he seemed like a really bad actor to me, anyway. 917 00:53:35,475 --> 00:53:37,166 - [Laughing] - Are you serious? 918 00:53:39,605 --> 00:53:42,125 Well, I really don't need you judging me. 919 00:53:47,508 --> 00:53:50,158 I knew you wouldn't understand. 920 00:53:50,228 --> 00:53:52,716 You think getting married is the be-all and end-all to life, and it's not. 921 00:53:52,788 --> 00:53:56,083 I don't understand, Laura. I... 922 00:53:56,148 --> 00:53:59,628 You have some great guy at home mooning over your fucking socks, 923 00:53:59,700 --> 00:54:01,871 and you're out sleeping with some stupid actor? 924 00:54:01,939 --> 00:54:05,834 Who said I was sleeping with anybody? I went to a play! 925 00:54:05,908 --> 00:54:08,941 Forget it. Okay? Just forget I ever said anything. Just forget it. 926 00:54:09,012 --> 00:54:10,867 - Bye-bye. - Don't. 927 00:54:10,932 --> 00:54:14,861 - Forget it. - [Phone Rings] 928 00:54:17,012 --> 00:54:19,345 - Hello? - [Man] How you doin', baby? 929 00:54:19,411 --> 00:54:21,354 - You wanna get fucked, don't you? - Hello? 930 00:54:21,428 --> 00:54:24,843 Bend over. Bend over. I'm comin' over there. Oh, man, you're so hot. 931 00:54:24,916 --> 00:54:26,770 Oh, I know you're hot! Oh, oh... 932 00:54:27,988 --> 00:54:32,145 Laura. Laura, I just got an obscene phone call. 933 00:54:32,212 --> 00:54:36,074 - So hang up. - I did. I'm creeped. 934 00:54:36,147 --> 00:54:38,286 [Phone Rings] 935 00:54:38,357 --> 00:54:40,211 [Sighs] 936 00:54:42,548 --> 00:54:45,199 [Ringing Continues] 937 00:54:45,268 --> 00:54:49,675 - What, pervert? - [Heavy Breathing] 938 00:54:49,748 --> 00:54:52,399 - Are you there? - I want you to take those clothes off. I'm comin' over. 939 00:54:52,467 --> 00:54:54,573 - Oh, I really want... - Who is this? 940 00:54:54,643 --> 00:54:57,164 Oh, come on, I'm comin'! [Moaning] 941 00:54:57,236 --> 00:54:59,091 [Slams Receiver] 942 00:55:08,851 --> 00:55:10,706 [Line Ringing] 943 00:55:10,772 --> 00:55:12,627 - Hello? - Andrew, it's me. 944 00:55:12,692 --> 00:55:15,725 - Are you back? - No, I'm in the country. Listen, I'm really scared. 945 00:55:15,796 --> 00:55:20,532 - I just got two obscene phone calls, and... - So? Come on. 946 00:55:20,597 --> 00:55:22,964 - I didn't think they had 'em in the country! - Of course they do! 947 00:55:23,029 --> 00:55:26,128 - What if he comes here? - Aw, c'mon! He's not gonna do that. 948 00:55:26,197 --> 00:55:29,579 Listen, it's only an hour on the train. Please. 949 00:55:32,469 --> 00:55:35,087 - I hope he calls back. - I don't. 950 00:55:35,157 --> 00:55:37,229 What do you mean? That's what I came here for. 951 00:55:37,300 --> 00:55:41,009 I hate those sickos. They're the lowliest, slimiest... Hello, cookies! 952 00:55:41,076 --> 00:55:43,532 Mmm. Papa likes. 953 00:55:43,604 --> 00:55:46,452 I mean, it's one thing to be sexually deviant, 954 00:55:46,517 --> 00:55:48,884 but to hide behind the phone like that, hey. 955 00:55:48,949 --> 00:55:51,502 - [Phone Rings] - Okay. 956 00:55:51,572 --> 00:55:53,427 - C'mon. Hold that. - Okay. Sound mean. 957 00:55:53,493 --> 00:55:55,597 [Spitting] 958 00:55:56,628 --> 00:55:59,443 - Hello? - [Click] 959 00:55:59,508 --> 00:56:01,843 - He hung up. - Ah, good! 960 00:56:01,908 --> 00:56:05,705 - Let's star 69 him. - Yeah. [Laughs] 961 00:56:05,780 --> 00:56:09,425 Oh, boy! You got a rotary phone. [Laughs] 962 00:56:09,493 --> 00:56:12,526 Okay. First of all, you licked my goddamn ears too much. 963 00:56:12,597 --> 00:56:15,182 - Oh, shit! I thought you liked that! - [Clearing Throat] 964 00:56:15,253 --> 00:56:18,765 No. It was wet, it was nasty and it wasn't sexy at all. 965 00:56:18,837 --> 00:56:20,746 - And I didn't like it. - [Laughing] Oh, God! 966 00:56:20,821 --> 00:56:22,675 - Yeah. - How humiliating. 967 00:56:22,741 --> 00:56:26,188 - See? I told you. - You wanna know what you did that drove me crazy? 968 00:56:26,260 --> 00:56:29,108 - In a good way? - [Laughs] Yeah, you wish. 969 00:56:29,174 --> 00:56:31,890 You used to stick your finger in my belly button. 970 00:56:31,956 --> 00:56:36,179 Why would you do that, man? God, it was so annoying. It even hurt. 971 00:56:36,245 --> 00:56:38,798 [Laughing] 972 00:56:38,869 --> 00:56:42,033 - I never did that. - Yes, you did. 973 00:56:43,061 --> 00:56:44,916 You're thinking of somebody else. 974 00:56:46,805 --> 00:56:49,107 I'm sorry! I am! 975 00:56:49,173 --> 00:56:51,922 - I'm serious... That's my... - Ohh! 976 00:56:51,989 --> 00:56:55,219 - Shh! - You shush. This is my house. 977 00:56:55,286 --> 00:56:57,173 [Laughing Loudly] Ohhh? 978 00:56:57,237 --> 00:56:59,725 Your house? 979 00:57:02,389 --> 00:57:04,244 Okay. 980 00:57:05,685 --> 00:57:08,107 Tell me something you liked. Hmm? 981 00:57:08,181 --> 00:57:10,035 That's more embarrassing. 982 00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:12,915 - Exactly. - Okay. 983 00:57:12,981 --> 00:57:16,461 I liked the way that you kissed like me. 984 00:57:16,533 --> 00:57:18,388 You kissed good. 985 00:57:18,453 --> 00:57:22,544 - I did? - Yeah. Don't you think we kissed good? 986 00:57:22,613 --> 00:57:24,555 - Yeah. [Giggles] - Huh! 987 00:57:26,965 --> 00:57:31,275 - Let's go swimming! Yes, yes! - Oh, swimming. Oh, oh, swimming. Aaah! 988 00:57:31,349 --> 00:57:35,659 - [Amelia Laughing] - Hello. 989 00:57:35,732 --> 00:57:38,547 [Andrew] Swimmin'! Whoo! 990 00:57:38,613 --> 00:57:41,427 [Whooping] 991 00:57:45,430 --> 00:57:47,284 Aah. Ouch! 992 00:57:50,166 --> 00:57:53,428 - Ohh! - It's cold. It's cold! 993 00:57:55,349 --> 00:57:58,219 - Hey! Hey! - [Laughing] 994 00:58:01,717 --> 00:58:03,573 - Oh, it's cold! - Agh! 995 00:58:03,638 --> 00:58:06,986 Ooh, it feels great. 996 00:58:08,021 --> 00:58:10,192 [Panting] 997 00:58:10,261 --> 00:58:12,117 Aaah. 998 00:58:12,182 --> 00:58:14,570 - It's cold. - Oh, look at the moon. 999 00:58:14,646 --> 00:58:16,500 - Oh. - [Howls] 1000 00:58:17,749 --> 00:58:22,256 - [Howls] - Oh, so many stars. 1001 00:58:22,325 --> 00:58:25,172 We don't have any stars in New York. We should be able to see stars. 1002 00:58:25,236 --> 00:58:27,790 - Yeah. Yeah. - Sometimes. 1003 00:58:35,734 --> 00:58:37,589 [Blowing Bubbles] 1004 00:58:38,741 --> 00:58:40,847 - So did your phone ever get cut off? - No. 1005 00:58:40,917 --> 00:58:44,944 I got that, uh, paid. So... taken care of. 1006 00:59:14,166 --> 00:59:17,580 [People Conversing Quietly] 1007 00:59:17,653 --> 00:59:19,825 [Continues] 1008 00:59:21,718 --> 00:59:24,369 [Amelia] What's goin'on? 1009 00:59:24,439 --> 00:59:26,543 What happened? 1010 00:59:31,671 --> 00:59:34,486 - [Woman] I've seen this cat. - Oh, my God! 1011 00:59:34,551 --> 00:59:36,884 [Man] It's probably her cat. 1012 00:59:36,950 --> 00:59:39,503 [Woman] It must be her cat. 1013 00:59:39,574 --> 00:59:42,640 [Sobbing] Big Jeans! Oh, God. 1014 00:59:42,710 --> 00:59:46,223 I'm sorry. He fell... He fell out of the window. 1015 00:59:46,294 --> 00:59:50,090 I know, I know. Somebody call 911. Betsy? 1016 00:59:50,167 --> 00:59:54,639 - What happened? - He fell. He fell out of the window, and it's over. 1017 00:59:54,710 --> 00:59:58,006 [Kind Woman] To be honest with you, Bobo was my best friend. 1018 00:59:58,070 --> 01:00:01,998 - I mean, I'm not kidding. For 18 years. - Mmm. They listen. 1019 01:00:02,070 --> 01:00:06,609 - They do. - Sweet little angels. Never let you down. 1020 01:00:06,678 --> 01:00:10,289 Always there for you. Never asking for anything for themselves. 1021 01:00:10,357 --> 01:00:13,654 [Laura, Frank On Machine] Hi, we're not here. So leave a message. Bye. 1022 01:00:13,718 --> 01:00:17,296 - I thought of her more as a person. - Ah. 1023 01:00:20,374 --> 01:00:22,862 Never should have let her go out on the windowsill. 1024 01:00:22,935 --> 01:00:25,585 You let her go out on the windowsill? 1025 01:00:26,999 --> 01:00:29,749 - She liked it. - Of course she did. 1026 01:00:29,815 --> 01:00:32,182 I don't want you to worry, because we are not gonna leave... 1027 01:00:32,247 --> 01:00:34,800 until you feel better. 1028 01:00:34,870 --> 01:00:39,791 That's okay, really. I don't think I'm gonna be feeling better for quite some time. 1029 01:00:39,862 --> 01:00:43,954 - We won't budge. - I'm free for the rest of the afternoon, so... 1030 01:00:44,023 --> 01:00:47,536 Actually, you know... 1031 01:00:47,606 --> 01:00:50,955 [Sighs] I... I'm feeling better. Isn't that... 1032 01:00:51,031 --> 01:00:52,885 Isn't that odd? 1033 01:00:57,718 --> 01:01:00,753 - Hi. - Hi. 1034 01:01:00,823 --> 01:01:03,157 Sorry I haven't called you back. 1035 01:01:03,223 --> 01:01:06,933 - Can I talk to you? - W... Yeah. Yeah. Of course you can. 1036 01:01:06,999 --> 01:01:09,781 Come in. Sure. Sit down. 1037 01:01:09,847 --> 01:01:14,124 - Is that my shirt? - Oh. Yeah. Here. 1038 01:01:14,199 --> 01:01:17,297 Is this the way you return things you borrow? I mean, do you do this on purpose... 1039 01:01:17,367 --> 01:01:20,782 to get me mad or something? 1040 01:01:20,855 --> 01:01:23,506 Dry-clean it. 1041 01:01:23,575 --> 01:01:26,063 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - It's not... No. 1042 01:01:26,134 --> 01:01:29,298 Um, Laura. Big Jeans, uh... Big Jeans is dead. 1043 01:01:29,366 --> 01:01:32,050 She jumped out the window. 1044 01:01:33,206 --> 01:01:35,345 What? 1045 01:01:37,654 --> 01:01:39,509 God. Why didn't you call me? 1046 01:01:39,574 --> 01:01:42,771 I did. I just... I didn't want to leave it on your machine. 1047 01:01:42,839 --> 01:01:45,970 It's all my fault, you know. I... I let her out on the windowsill. 1048 01:01:46,038 --> 01:01:48,405 And, uh... 1049 01:01:48,470 --> 01:01:51,537 And the chemo, radiation must've made her weak. 1050 01:01:51,608 --> 01:01:54,956 I mean, you were right. I never should have put her through that. 1051 01:01:55,031 --> 01:01:56,885 Don't be crazy. She fell. 1052 01:01:56,951 --> 01:01:59,634 Besides, you said she was getting better. 1053 01:01:59,703 --> 01:02:01,558 She wasn't. 1054 01:02:03,159 --> 01:02:06,061 She wasn't. You don't know. I mean, you hardly ever saw her. 1055 01:02:06,135 --> 01:02:08,590 [Sighs] 1056 01:02:08,662 --> 01:02:12,372 I have a life, Amelia. I have a life. 1057 01:02:12,439 --> 01:02:14,708 I know you have a life. 1058 01:02:14,776 --> 01:02:16,847 What was I supposed to do? Just not move out, so you and I could live with our cat... 1059 01:02:16,919 --> 01:02:19,602 for the rest of our lives? Jesus, things change. 1060 01:02:21,462 --> 01:02:23,918 I had her cremated. 1061 01:02:26,935 --> 01:02:29,007 I have a lot of work to do. 1062 01:02:29,079 --> 01:02:31,315 I know. Hey. 1063 01:02:31,383 --> 01:02:34,579 I'm so sorry about Big Jeans. I really am. 1064 01:02:34,646 --> 01:02:37,876 - Thanks. - I have a problem. I need your help. 1065 01:02:37,944 --> 01:02:41,556 The girl from California... she's here. 1066 01:02:41,623 --> 01:02:44,558 - So? So what? What am I gonna do? - Actually, I've worked that out. 1067 01:02:44,632 --> 01:02:47,021 You see, I'm supposed to meet her downstairs for lunch in 15 minutes. 1068 01:02:47,095 --> 01:02:50,805 I was thinking you could come with me, you know, and I could introduce you as my girlfriend. 1069 01:02:50,871 --> 01:02:53,043 You know, like we got back together or something. 1070 01:02:53,111 --> 01:02:54,966 The actual details of that aren't as important as... 1071 01:02:55,032 --> 01:02:58,381 Andrew, there is no way I'm gonna do that to that girl. Why don't you tell her the truth? 1072 01:02:58,455 --> 01:03:01,008 [Scoffs] I can't. I can't. 1073 01:03:01,079 --> 01:03:03,151 She wants... She wants to stay with me. 1074 01:03:03,223 --> 01:03:05,460 She thinks, like, we're gonna have a relationship or something. 1075 01:03:05,527 --> 01:03:07,502 Gee, I wonder why she thought that. 1076 01:03:07,576 --> 01:03:11,405 Look. Are you gonna help me or not? 1077 01:03:11,479 --> 01:03:15,440 - Not! I'm staying right here. - Please, please. 1078 01:03:15,511 --> 01:03:18,991 Come on, Amelia. It's not that big a deal. She's nice. 1079 01:03:19,063 --> 01:03:20,917 I don't wanna hurt her feelings. I just feel like... 1080 01:03:20,983 --> 01:03:23,634 You should have thought of that before, Andrew. Good luck. 1081 01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:36,214 [No Audible Dialogue] 1082 01:04:00,312 --> 01:04:04,784 I wanna talk to you about something. I really feel bad about this. 1083 01:04:04,855 --> 01:04:07,343 I never really saw any devils. 1084 01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:12,694 I'm sorry. You can fire me if you want to. 1085 01:04:14,647 --> 01:04:16,622 Why did you tell me you saw devils if you didn't? 1086 01:04:16,697 --> 01:04:20,374 Because my problems are stupid, and I... I know I gotta be really crazy... 1087 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:24,465 to come and see you for free, so I made the stuff up about the devils. 1088 01:04:24,536 --> 01:04:28,529 I figured that's what a real wacko would say. Right? 1089 01:04:31,993 --> 01:04:33,847 - Hi. - Hi. 1090 01:04:34,872 --> 01:04:36,727 [Sighs] 1091 01:04:40,216 --> 01:04:42,071 [Sighs] 1092 01:04:43,192 --> 01:04:45,909 - This is crazy. - Yeah. 1093 01:04:45,976 --> 01:04:49,041 - I miss you. - I miss you too. [Chuckles] 1094 01:04:49,112 --> 01:04:51,283 I got something for you. 1095 01:04:51,352 --> 01:04:53,719 You do? Now? 1096 01:04:53,783 --> 01:04:55,638 Yeah. 1097 01:04:56,887 --> 01:04:59,604 Oh, Frank, I don't deserve a present. 1098 01:04:59,671 --> 01:05:02,868 No, no. You deserve it. It's kind of personal. 1099 01:05:02,935 --> 01:05:05,686 I think you'll like it. Open it up. 1100 01:05:10,776 --> 01:05:12,631 What is this? 1101 01:05:14,361 --> 01:05:17,262 [Snickering] 1102 01:05:17,336 --> 01:05:19,954 Is this your mole? 1103 01:05:20,024 --> 01:05:21,879 This is your mole. 1104 01:05:23,096 --> 01:05:25,518 You gave me your fucking mole. 1105 01:05:25,592 --> 01:05:28,887 I had it removed and biopsied. 1106 01:05:28,951 --> 01:05:31,603 And, uh, I'm fine. I'm fine. 1107 01:05:31,672 --> 01:05:35,317 - Are you relieved? - So you gave it to me in a box? 1108 01:05:35,384 --> 01:05:39,662 Yeah, it's great, isn't it? It's funny. I thought you'd like it. It's a joke. 1109 01:05:39,736 --> 01:05:42,005 No, it's not a joke. It's the most passive-aggressive thing you've ever done. 1110 01:05:42,072 --> 01:05:43,927 Oh, come on. You don't think that's funny? 1111 01:05:43,993 --> 01:05:46,992 No, I don't think it's funny, Frank! I think it's disgusting. 1112 01:05:47,064 --> 01:05:49,267 I thought we were here to try and talk. 1113 01:05:49,336 --> 01:05:51,191 Okay. Fine. Give me back my mole. 1114 01:05:51,256 --> 01:05:53,198 - Oh, now you want it back? - Yeah. I want it back. 1115 01:05:53,272 --> 01:05:56,469 - You want your mole back? - Yes, give me back my mole! 1116 01:05:57,561 --> 01:05:59,415 Gladly. 1117 01:06:08,312 --> 01:06:12,109 - So, how are you? - I'm good. 1118 01:06:12,185 --> 01:06:14,738 I'm real good. 1119 01:06:14,809 --> 01:06:17,492 Bill, I feel really bad about what happened. 1120 01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:20,659 I liked you. I wanted to see you again. 1121 01:06:20,729 --> 01:06:22,900 Well, you know. It worked out for the best. 1122 01:06:22,968 --> 01:06:25,718 I got back together with my old girlfriend. 1123 01:06:26,777 --> 01:06:28,718 Oh. 1124 01:06:28,792 --> 01:06:33,396 - That's good. - Yeah. We're gonna go watch dwarf bowling tonight. 1125 01:06:33,465 --> 01:06:35,853 Her father got us tickets. 1126 01:06:35,928 --> 01:06:38,710 - Dwarfs bowling? - No. It's like, uh... 1127 01:06:38,776 --> 01:06:40,632 No. People bowl with dwarfs. 1128 01:06:40,697 --> 01:06:45,432 Like, they pick 'em up and use 'em as bowling balls. It's great. 1129 01:06:45,497 --> 01:06:48,880 - That's sick. - No, no, no. The dwarfs like it. 1130 01:06:48,953 --> 01:06:51,800 I've seen it before. My girlfriend's really into it. 1131 01:06:51,864 --> 01:06:55,028 You checkin' these out? 1132 01:06:57,433 --> 01:06:59,189 Yeah. 1133 01:07:02,809 --> 01:07:05,624 Hey. You're early. 1134 01:07:06,649 --> 01:07:08,688 - I got you something. - What? 1135 01:07:08,761 --> 01:07:11,314 You wouldn't believe the humiliation I had to withstand to rent them. 1136 01:07:11,385 --> 01:07:14,581 - I got them from Bill. - You saw Bill? 1137 01:07:14,649 --> 01:07:17,616 - Yeah. - I've seen these. 1138 01:07:17,689 --> 01:07:21,649 - Fuck you. - I'll see 'em again! They're good. 1139 01:07:21,721 --> 01:07:25,070 So tell me what happened with Virginia. 1140 01:07:25,145 --> 01:07:28,887 It was awful. I didn't even remember what she really looked like. 1141 01:07:28,952 --> 01:07:31,342 Not that she was ugly or anything. Just... 1142 01:07:31,418 --> 01:07:34,767 You know, not what I was picturing. 1143 01:07:34,842 --> 01:07:37,427 What were you picturing? 1144 01:07:37,497 --> 01:07:39,701 I don't know. 1145 01:07:39,769 --> 01:07:41,624 Nothing. Nobody, I guess. 1146 01:07:43,609 --> 01:07:45,998 I told her the truth, though. I told her that an in-person relationship... 1147 01:07:46,073 --> 01:07:48,594 was more than I could handle right now. 1148 01:07:48,665 --> 01:07:52,756 Which isn't really the truth, but she bought it. 1149 01:07:52,825 --> 01:07:55,694 [Chuckles] God, she must have been pissed. 1150 01:07:55,769 --> 01:07:59,566 As she was leaving, I said, "I'll call you. " 1151 01:07:59,641 --> 01:08:02,423 Oh, my God. 1152 01:08:02,489 --> 01:08:05,108 I am such an asshole. 1153 01:08:06,361 --> 01:08:09,874 I'm gonna write her a letter. I feel really bad. 1154 01:08:15,545 --> 01:08:19,058 Hey... Mmm. 1155 01:08:26,969 --> 01:08:29,272 - Andrew. - Hmm? 1156 01:08:32,569 --> 01:08:35,090 I still have the black pants. 1157 01:08:36,890 --> 01:08:38,744 What black pants? 1158 01:08:40,633 --> 01:08:42,489 The black pants. 1159 01:08:42,554 --> 01:08:46,929 The black pants I bought you that made you panic and break up with me. 1160 01:08:47,001 --> 01:08:49,391 God. 1161 01:08:49,465 --> 01:08:51,953 What are you talking about? 1162 01:08:52,025 --> 01:08:56,368 - [Laughing] - I asked for these? They don't fit! 1163 01:08:57,914 --> 01:08:59,986 I'm getting fat. 1164 01:09:00,057 --> 01:09:03,887 When did you buy these? If they fit back then, they should fit now. 1165 01:09:03,961 --> 01:09:07,987 [Spanish Accent] You like? Very, very macho, no? 1166 01:09:08,057 --> 01:09:10,327 - [Laughing] - I think so. 1167 01:09:10,394 --> 01:09:14,006 [Grunting] 1168 01:09:15,738 --> 01:09:17,593 [Knock At Door] 1169 01:09:20,251 --> 01:09:22,138 - Who is it? - [Laura] Help. 1170 01:09:24,538 --> 01:09:27,887 Oh, my God. What happened? 1171 01:09:27,962 --> 01:09:32,053 She just kept spraying and curling, spraying, curling, 1172 01:09:32,122 --> 01:09:34,227 spraying, curling, spraying... 1173 01:09:34,298 --> 01:09:36,153 And your makeup. 1174 01:09:36,218 --> 01:09:40,277 I know. I look like a drag queen. 1175 01:09:40,346 --> 01:09:42,647 Did you really pay for this thing? 1176 01:09:42,714 --> 01:09:46,226 No, you only pay if they do it at your wedding. Ow! 1177 01:09:46,298 --> 01:09:48,272 God, what did you tell them you wanted to look like? 1178 01:09:48,346 --> 01:09:51,444 Like BabyJane! What do you think I told them? Ow. 1179 01:09:52,826 --> 01:09:54,898 So, I guess you guys made up. 1180 01:09:54,970 --> 01:09:58,005 [Groans] I tried. 1181 01:09:58,075 --> 01:10:01,489 He gave me his... Ow. Mole. 1182 01:10:01,563 --> 01:10:03,537 In a box. 1183 01:10:03,611 --> 01:10:07,091 Oh, well, clearly you're not gonna get married then. 1184 01:10:07,162 --> 01:10:09,464 Yeah, wouldn't you be thrilled. 1185 01:10:09,530 --> 01:10:12,018 What? 1186 01:10:12,090 --> 01:10:14,098 Nothing. 1187 01:10:14,171 --> 01:10:17,105 You think I don't want you to get married? 1188 01:10:18,810 --> 01:10:21,232 You know what? Brush your hair yourself. 1189 01:10:22,810 --> 01:10:25,528 - What just happened? - I don't want to talk about it. 1190 01:10:25,594 --> 01:10:27,481 Well, I do. 1191 01:10:27,546 --> 01:10:29,401 What's your problem? 1192 01:10:31,195 --> 01:10:35,602 My problem? My problem, Laura, is that you're different. Okay? 1193 01:10:35,674 --> 01:10:38,325 How? 1194 01:10:38,394 --> 01:10:40,630 We used to talk about things! 1195 01:10:40,698 --> 01:10:44,081 You used to need me, for Christ's sake. 1196 01:10:44,154 --> 01:10:47,154 When something happens to me now, good or bad, I tell you. 1197 01:10:47,227 --> 01:10:50,968 When something good or bad happens to you, you tell Frank. 1198 01:10:51,034 --> 01:10:52,890 It feels unfair. 1199 01:10:54,491 --> 01:10:58,353 Amelia. I need you. 1200 01:10:59,387 --> 01:11:01,242 Not in the same way. 1201 01:11:03,802 --> 01:11:06,421 Okay. You're right. 1202 01:11:06,491 --> 01:11:10,581 You're right. I don't call you ten times a day like I used to. 1203 01:11:10,650 --> 01:11:15,386 And I don't tell you every single thing that happens to me because I do have Frank. 1204 01:11:17,082 --> 01:11:20,115 But does that make me a bad friend because I don't need you... 1205 01:11:20,186 --> 01:11:22,291 when you want me to need you? 1206 01:11:26,746 --> 01:11:29,746 - Fine. - Aah! 1207 01:11:29,818 --> 01:11:32,665 You know, when I do call you, it's not enough? 1208 01:11:32,730 --> 01:11:37,204 And if I do see you, that's not enough. Nothing is ever enough for you! 1209 01:11:37,275 --> 01:11:39,642 It's like when Frank and I got engaged, 1210 01:11:39,707 --> 01:11:42,936 you decided that I don't care about you anymore, 1211 01:11:43,002 --> 01:11:45,108 and that is just not true. 1212 01:11:45,178 --> 01:11:47,896 I didn't decide anything. 1213 01:11:47,963 --> 01:11:50,483 What did I do wrong? 1214 01:11:52,827 --> 01:11:56,024 I know you're busy. I know that you're having problems with Frank. 1215 01:11:56,090 --> 01:12:00,433 I do. I know that. But you're so wrapped up in what's happening to you, 1216 01:12:00,506 --> 01:12:02,514 that you don't even know what I'm going through. 1217 01:12:02,587 --> 01:12:06,678 Stop for a second and think of what it's like for me! 1218 01:12:06,746 --> 01:12:09,364 That's all I want. 1219 01:12:12,123 --> 01:12:13,977 Okay. 1220 01:12:19,098 --> 01:12:21,465 What is it like for you? 1221 01:12:24,891 --> 01:12:26,746 Hard. 1222 01:12:28,635 --> 01:12:30,489 Sad. I miss you. 1223 01:12:33,627 --> 01:12:35,481 What's it like for you? 1224 01:12:38,330 --> 01:12:40,186 It's lonely. 1225 01:12:41,211 --> 01:12:43,415 - I'm really lonely. - I'm sorry. 1226 01:12:43,483 --> 01:12:45,555 - I'm sorry. - I love you. 1227 01:12:45,627 --> 01:12:47,896 Oh, God. I love you. 1228 01:12:57,563 --> 01:13:01,208 - I slept with Andrew. - You what? 1229 01:13:01,275 --> 01:13:03,129 It was fun. 1230 01:13:04,635 --> 01:13:07,864 1231 01:13:09,243 --> 01:13:11,098 - Hi. - Hey, how's it hangin'? 1232 01:13:11,164 --> 01:13:13,619 Uh, good. Is Frank here? 1233 01:13:13,692 --> 01:13:16,540 1234 01:13:16,604 --> 01:13:19,026 Let them fall 1235 01:13:22,364 --> 01:13:27,350 1236 01:13:27,419 --> 01:13:30,137 1237 01:13:31,835 --> 01:13:36,113 - is strong, girl - 1238 01:13:36,187 --> 01:13:41,653 - - 1239 01:13:43,035 --> 01:13:45,818 - Ahh. - [Everyone Laughs] 1240 01:13:47,164 --> 01:13:49,400 What did you wish for? 1241 01:13:49,467 --> 01:13:52,249 I wished for a few more healthy years. 1242 01:14:03,292 --> 01:14:06,292 You know, I might get it. It's hereditary. 1243 01:14:06,364 --> 01:14:08,219 Yes, you might. 1244 01:14:10,652 --> 01:14:13,335 I've sworn off porno, and I'm going crazy. 1245 01:14:13,404 --> 01:14:17,594 - So watch some. - No. Don't want to. 1246 01:14:19,356 --> 01:14:21,210 I'll be right back. 1247 01:14:32,444 --> 01:14:35,826 How are ya? You having fun? 1248 01:14:35,900 --> 01:14:39,445 I can't remember who I'm talking to in the middle of my sentence. 1249 01:14:39,516 --> 01:14:42,581 [Laughs] I can't remember people in my own family. 1250 01:14:45,403 --> 01:14:48,502 - Do you remember me? - You're my son. 1251 01:14:48,572 --> 01:14:50,939 Yeah, I'm your son. 1252 01:14:51,004 --> 01:14:54,518 [Chuckles, Sniffles] 1253 01:14:55,645 --> 01:14:57,881 [Sighs] 1254 01:14:57,948 --> 01:14:59,802 Do you want something to drink? I was gonna go get something... 1255 01:14:59,868 --> 01:15:01,723 No. No. No, thanks. 1256 01:15:03,676 --> 01:15:06,840 You know, it's nice. Everyone came to my party. 1257 01:15:13,916 --> 01:15:16,305 Look at Aunt Cynthia's dress. 1258 01:15:16,380 --> 01:15:18,932 What do you think she was thinking? 1259 01:15:19,963 --> 01:15:21,818 Looks like the same dress... 1260 01:15:21,883 --> 01:15:25,047 she wore to your mother's college graduation 40 years ago. 1261 01:15:25,116 --> 01:15:26,970 That I remember. 1262 01:15:29,979 --> 01:15:31,867 Is it? Really? 1263 01:15:33,020 --> 01:15:34,875 That's an old dress. 1264 01:15:34,940 --> 01:15:38,323 [Andrew] I like the flowers. The flowers are especially nice. 1265 01:16:24,508 --> 01:16:27,258 Sixteen more hours. 1266 01:16:31,742 --> 01:16:33,846 Do you want a turn? 1267 01:16:33,917 --> 01:16:38,936 - This is nice. - 1268 01:16:39,005 --> 01:16:43,412 1269 01:16:43,484 --> 01:16:47,795 - is strong, girl - 1270 01:16:47,869 --> 01:16:52,025 - - 1271 01:16:52,093 --> 01:16:54,067 Oh, my God. 1272 01:16:54,141 --> 01:16:55,996 Aah! 1273 01:16:56,061 --> 01:16:58,844 1274 01:17:00,476 --> 01:17:03,608 - - Is Andrew here? 1275 01:17:03,677 --> 01:17:07,932 Yeah. You should see him. He's wearing a suit. I think he got it from his Bar Mitzvah. 1276 01:17:09,949 --> 01:17:11,804 [Sighs] 1277 01:17:13,212 --> 01:17:15,154 What's gonna happen with you guys? 1278 01:17:17,021 --> 01:17:20,251 I don't know. I'm not sure I want it to go anywhere. 1279 01:17:20,317 --> 01:17:22,259 You know. It is Andrew. 1280 01:17:22,333 --> 01:17:24,189 - You were obsessed with Andrew. - I was. 1281 01:17:24,254 --> 01:17:26,490 - Right. You were. - Turn around. 1282 01:17:26,557 --> 01:17:29,208 [Exhales] Have you seen Frank? Is he alone? 1283 01:17:29,277 --> 01:17:33,238 No, he had some, um, very weird guy with him. 1284 01:17:33,309 --> 01:17:36,026 Oh, Rick. Good. Good. 1285 01:17:36,093 --> 01:17:38,100 Come here. 1286 01:17:38,173 --> 01:17:40,147 [Exhales] 1287 01:17:40,222 --> 01:17:44,597 - - Wow. 1288 01:17:44,668 --> 01:17:46,839 = - You don't look fine. 1289 01:17:46,908 --> 01:17:49,975 - I don't? - No, you look beautiful. 1290 01:17:50,045 --> 01:17:52,892 is strong, girl 1291 01:17:52,956 --> 01:17:58,521 - - Are you ready? 1292 01:17:58,589 --> 01:18:01,818 - I'm wearing a shower curtain. - I won't tell anyone. 1293 01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:07,245 1294 01:18:07,313 --> 01:18:11,469 1295 01:18:11,537 --> 01:18:15,792 - is strong, girl - 1296 01:18:15,857 --> 01:18:20,135 - - 1297 01:18:20,209 --> 01:18:23,690 1298 01:18:24,593 --> 01:18:28,717 1299 01:18:28,785 --> 01:18:33,008 - is strong, girl - 1300 01:18:33,073 --> 01:18:37,579 - - 1301 01:18:37,648 --> 01:18:41,609 1302 01:18:41,681 --> 01:18:44,583 1303 01:18:44,657 --> 01:18:47,723 1304 01:18:53,424 --> 01:19:00,048 to drag me under 1305 01:19:01,778 --> 01:19:08,455 I sit and wonder 1306 01:19:11,217 --> 01:19:15,527 to you 1307 01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:19,976 meant to do 1308 01:19:20,049 --> 01:19:23,397 all came true 1309 01:19:23,472 --> 01:19:27,979 1310 01:19:28,049 --> 01:19:32,205 we would row 1311 01:19:32,272 --> 01:19:36,681 1312 01:19:36,753 --> 01:19:41,259 'round here now 1313 01:19:41,329 --> 01:19:47,821 we were together 1314 01:19:49,586 --> 01:19:56,176 be like that forever 1315 01:19:58,578 --> 01:20:03,434 sisters stars 1316 01:20:03,505 --> 01:20:07,815 go too far 1317 01:20:07,889 --> 01:20:11,718 1318 01:20:11,793 --> 01:20:15,917 1319 01:20:15,985 --> 01:20:19,182 we would row 1320 01:20:20,433 --> 01:20:24,589 1321 01:20:24,657 --> 01:20:28,334 'round here now 1322 01:20:29,681 --> 01:20:33,740 'round the porch 1323 01:20:33,809 --> 01:20:37,835 1324 01:20:37,905 --> 01:20:42,859 like I was 1325 01:20:42,929 --> 01:20:47,120 1326 01:20:48,659 --> 01:20:50,633 across the lawn 1327 01:20:50,705 --> 01:20:52,943 Up till dawn 1328 01:20:53,009 --> 01:20:56,325 we'd have a row 1329 01:20:57,457 --> 01:21:01,516 1330 01:21:01,586 --> 01:21:06,058 'round here now 1331 01:21:06,130 --> 01:21:10,221 1332 01:21:10,289 --> 01:21:14,511 we would row 1333 01:21:14,577 --> 01:21:18,920 1334 01:21:18,993 --> 01:21:23,250 'round here now 1335 01:21:23,315 --> 01:21:27,690 1336 01:21:27,762 --> 01:21:31,985 we would row 1337 01:21:32,050 --> 01:21:36,305 1338 01:21:40,506 --> 01:21:41,506 Eng subs ripped by ..::McLane::..