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All right, baby. So, what color
do you want for your beach umbrella?

2
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I picked indigo.
Shit, I don't even know what indigo is.

3
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Also, look. Do you want a girl or a guy
for our couples massage?

4
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Ooh. I don't actually think
I want a couples massage with you.

5
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Why not?

6
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Well, baby, because you're always
moaning and groaning and saying stuff like,

7
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"Ooh, yeah. Right there. Right there.
Ooh, yeah. Don't stop."

8
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Yeah. I be into it, man.

9
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When they touching the right spot, can't
help but let 'em know how good it is.

10
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The masseuse likes that.

11
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And plus, I have so much tension, baby.

12
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Maybe you wouldn't have so much
tension if you weren't always on your phone.

13
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Baby, I'm working on four projects
at the same time.

14
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We gotta use different builders
all across the city.

15
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You know‐‐

16
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‐But you know what? You're right.
‐Hmm.

17
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I'ma put this away, and no more phones
for the rest of this vacation.

18
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‐Oh, hold up.

19
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Hi, Daddy.
No, this is fine. We just landed.

20
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Yeah. Marcus, there he is.

21
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Yeah, Daddy. The flight was fine.
Yeah, I'm here with Marcus.

22
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Still.
We have talked about this.

23
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Daddy, I know. I do love him.

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Front desk.

25
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Can you connect me with Maurillio?

26
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Speaking, Mr. Parker.

27
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How'd you know it was me?

28
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Uh, let's just say
after eight or nine calls,

29
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I become very much acquainted
with the timbre of your voice.

30
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I'm just calling you to confirm
you set up everything we discussed.

31
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Yes. Yes, yes.
I have personally seen to it.

32
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The Dom Pérignon,
the rose petals in the bed,

33
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the Bill Withers playlist
"Greatest Hits: No Deep Cuts."

34
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Sir, if she says no after all this,
I will marry you.

35
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All right, Maurillio. Not‐Not you too‐‐

36
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Sir? You trailed off.

37
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All good. Gracias.

38
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Oh, baby, look at those two.

39
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‐What? These lunatics?
‐What? No.

40
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They look like they're having fun.
We should try that.

41
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‐That looks fun to you?
‐Yes.

42
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That's the reason why you don't see a lot
of Black paraplegics. You know why?

43
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'Cause we don't do stupid shit like that.

44
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Look at 'em. They riding around
like they got no insurance.

45
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Oh, my God. This is the hotel?

46
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Maybe it's not too late for us to get
a room at the Best Western by the airport.

47
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Mr. Parker! And you must be Emily.
I'm Maurillio, the manager.

48
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Please help yourselves to a papaya paleta

49
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powdered in our house‐roasted
guajillo‐cacao rub.

50
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Oh. I don't know what this is, but cheers!

51
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You must be very eager
to get to your suite

52
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where there may or may not be
a surprise waiting for you.

53
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‐A surprise?
Hmm.

54
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I don't know. Let's find out.

55
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‐Hmm.
‐Okay.

56
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Now, Emily,
I want you to know something.

57
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This man right here,
he loves you very, very much.

58
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Yes, he does.

59
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But how do you know that?

60
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Let's just say I have a feeling.

61
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Ladies first.

62
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So that you may be the first one
to see what awaits, if anything.

63
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There could be nothing.

64
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‐What the fuck is your problem?
‐What is it?

65
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‐What the fuck? You giving out clues.
‐lt's fine.

66
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‐lt's not fine!
‐lt's fine.

67
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‐No, it's not!
‐Come on.

68
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‐Ah. We have finally arrived.
‐Thank you.

69
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‐Ahhh.
‐Okay.

70
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Señora,
may you always remember this moment.

71
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For the rest of your life.

72
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‐Okay.
‐Ooh. We could take a picture of this.

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Oh.

74
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I cannot apologize enough.

75
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It seems the guests
in the Presidential Suite

76
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above your room overfilled the Jacuzzi.

77
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So, that means you're gonna put us
in another room, right?

78
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Oh, yes, yes, of course.

79
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If there was room available,
it would be yours.

80
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Sadly, the hotel is fully booked.

81
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Why would you say "of course"
if you knew you didn't have another room?

82
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You know how misleading that is?

83
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Can you just check
with any of the other hotels nearby?

84
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Of course. We have relationships with all
of the five‐star hotels. No problem.

85
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Just a second.

86
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Hmm.

87
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Well, let me go ahead and also check
for four‐star hotels.

88
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Ah. You know, a lot of people have issues
with three‐star hotels,

89
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but they are just as good
as five‐star hotels.

90
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Yeah, after three,
it's, like, too much, you know?

91
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And there you have it.

92
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One‐star hotel with a great room
at the Airport Best Western.

93
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Are you fucking kidding me?

94
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Well, according to this, sir,
it is the best Western in the area.

95
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Let me tell you something, okay?
I had an itinerary planned.

96
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We was gonna go whale watching,
we was gonna go tequila tasting.

97
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‐I booked a dinner at sunset on the
beach! Maurillio!

98
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‐Where is that son of a bitch?
Yes!

99
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Maurillio! My amigo.

100
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Thank you so much for
that Jet Ski hookup.

101
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Man, we felt some killer waves
on the second break.

102
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‐Oh, my gosh. Then we got high as shit.
‐We did.

103
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So we literally had to jump off
and go body surfing.

104
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Yeah, but we turned around
and the Jet Ski was gone.

105
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But don't freak out because I actually
took a photo of exactly where we left it.

106
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You are gonna have no problem finding it.

107
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She's the brains.

108
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Okay, okay. Thank you, señora.

109
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You're welcome.

110
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Excuse me, lady with the phone
in the goddamn sandwich bag.

111
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Hi. How are you guys?

112
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Were you guys having a conversation?

113
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'Cause you assumed that Maurillio
wasn't already talking to somebody.

114
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You just walk your happy ass in here
and cut me off.

115
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Now, look. I don't mean to snap.
It's a lot going on right now.

116
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‐I'm a little stressed out.
‐lt's okay.

117
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I just wanna holler at him real quick.
Can I do that?

118
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‐Yeah. You enjoy your day.
‐Thank you.

119
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Enjoy this gorgeous weather.

120
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Maurillio. You do know how important
this trip is to us, man.

121
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Yes, of course.
We want your proposal to be perfect.

122
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‐Proposal?
‐Oh, shit.

123
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Baby.
‐No, no. I will fix this.

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Emily.

125
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‐I am sorry. I cannot fix it.
‐Fuck you, Maurillio!

126
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That's fair.

127
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Babe, come over here.
Let me talk to you.

128
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‐Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes.
‐You guys have a good one.

129
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‐Did she text you back?
‐Nah, not yet.

130
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I'm sorry this didn't go as I planned it.

131
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Look, um…

132
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Oh, my God.

133
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I might as well do it up.

134
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Okay, I'm just try‐‐

135
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‐My flow is all thrown off.
‐lt's okay. Just keep going.

136
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Just please, just keep going.

137
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Baby, um…

138
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‐Shut up!
Look, you mean so much to me.

139
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‐Baby, I love you so much.
‐

140
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And I know today has been
all over the place…

141
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…and I can be a bit of a control freak,

142
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and when stuff ain't going my way,
I get all uptight,

143
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‐and I overthink things…
‐Oh, baby.

144
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…but the one thing
I could never think twice about…

145
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is how much I actually love you.

146
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‐Baby, will you marry me?
‐

147
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Yes!

148
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‐Oh, yes!
‐Oh, my God.

149
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‐Yes! Yeah! Fucking A, Maurillio. Yes!
‐Yes!

150
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You had me! You were like…
That was beautiful!

151
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"The only thing
I didn't need to think about was you."

152
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You guys! It was you.

153
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It was‐Baby, I love you!
I love you so much.

154
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Baby, I love you so much. I love you.

155
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And you know what,
I don't care that we lost the room.

156
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I know.
I know how hard you worked. I don't care.

157
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We can camp out on the beach.
I just wanna be your woman!

158
00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,195
No! No! Nobody's camping on the beach.

159
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‐You get that out of your head right now.
‐I love you guys.

160
00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:12,367
‐Like, you have to stay with us.
‐With us.

161
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Consider it, like, our engagement present
to your beautiful souls.

162
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Yes.

163
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‐Nah. Yeah. Yeah. We're okay.
‐Nah, we good. Yeah. We're fine.

164
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You're gonna say no
to the Presidential Suite?

165
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It has a Jacuzzi and everything.

166
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I know we gave that tub a rough ride,
but what happened to craftsmanship, right?

167
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‐Eh.

168
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Okay. So I had them move your bags
to the master suite.

169
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Oh, girl. That is way too much.

170
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What? No, no, no.

171
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Get yourselves comfortable.
You are our guests.

172
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It is truly the least we can do

173
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after our wonky 'cuzzi fucked up
your totally beautiful proposal.

174
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Well, look. Maybe…

175
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Maybe for tonight, okay?

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‐Until we get another hotel.
‐Yes!

177
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‐Yes! Oh, boy!
‐Settled. Who's thirsty?

178
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Sit, sit, sit. Get comfortable.

179
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Oh, if you guys are worried about privacy
and you wanna get really kinky tonight‐‐

180
00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:02,917
We're extremely loud.

181
00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:06,838
I don't know what these walls are made
of, but you seriously can't hear anything!

182
00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:08,465
Okay. Listen.

183
00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:18,433
You're not gonna believe this.
I just screamed in there.

184
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‐Uh…
‐Yeah, we, um… we‐we‐we heard you.

185
00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,481
Are you sure it was me?

186
00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,399
‐Yeah. Pretty certain.

187
00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,527
Yo! Oh, no, we're fine.

188
00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:32,197
Nah, it's just my gal screaming.
Yeah, you bet.

189
00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:36,367
Hey, guys.
I don't mean to pry or anything,

190
00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:39,829
but are you guys, like,
secret billionaires or something?

191
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,165
‐Why do you ask?
‐'Cause this place looks very expensive.

192
00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,977
Oh, super expensive. We spent, like,
every penny we had on this place.

193
00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,002
Yeah.

194
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,253
Wait. Why would you do that?

195
00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,923
My buddy Charlie came here
way back when and raved about it.

196
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If we're gonna go on vacation,
might as well go all out, right?

197
00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,427
And just go broke?

198
00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:55,720
Oh, we'll make more money.

199
00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:58,807
I work in a doctor's office.
Ron here is a park ranger.

200
00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:01,142
And not to brag, we're pretty good.

201
00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,978
Kyla and I always say
if we find ourselves with too much money,

202
00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:05,939
we haven't been spending it fast enough.

203
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,482
That‐That's one way to live.

204
00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,484
You know, they say
money buys you freedom,

205
00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:12,338
but how can you really be free if you're
thinking about making money all the
time?

206
00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:15,740
Well, I guess it's your welfare checks
I've been paying.

207
00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,951
Possibly. Possibly, Marcus.

208
00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:21,162
Anyway, to the happy couple.
To the happy, gorgeous couple!

209
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,766
‐All right.
Yeah, you're engaged!

210
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:25,583
‐Oh, that is good.

211
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:28,336
Ron makes the best margaritas,
and let me just tell you, girl.

212
00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:29,754
‐Babe.
‐lt gets the job done.

213
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:30,755
Indeed.

214
00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,549
So, Ron. What park do you work at?

215
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,301
Oh. Oregon National Cave Monument.
It's in Oregon.

216
00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:36,928
Whoa. You work in caves?

217
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:40,306
I'm like Batman. If Batman's job was
to keep kids from jacking off stalagmites.

218
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,307
Totally.

219
00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:42,475
What about you guys?

220
00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,352
Uh, we're from Chicago, actually.

221
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:47,480
I work in finance and Marcus owns
his own construction company.

222
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:51,609
Quick question.
Um, why does the salt not taste salty?

223
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,570
‐Oh, because it's cocaine.
‐What?

224
00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,614
‐You drugged us?
Yeah.

225
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:59,510
I thought I made it really clear
when I said to her‐I was like, you know,

226
00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:01,470
‐"It'll get the job done."
‐"It gets the job done."

227
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,831
Get the job done? That's not clear.
That's very vague, okay?

228
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:08,459
What is wrong with you?
Why would you put cocaine in
margaritas?

229
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,462
Because we're on vacation.

230
00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:12,714
I don't do drugs.

231
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,634
‐Even on vacation?
‐No.

232
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,349
He almost had me!
Oh, my God.

233
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,894
‐He almost‐‐lt's so good!

234
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:28,897
‐You! Oh, man! This is‐This guy!
‐Oh, my God. I just‐‐

235
00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,583
It would have been nice
if you would've told us

236
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,358
that you was gonna put cocaine
in our drink.

237
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:33,878
Where'd you get the coke from, anyway?

238
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:36,839
We actually brought it from home.
Very, very easy if you ever wanna try it.

239
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,615
It's just a Ziploc
in a full shampoo bottle.

240
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,909
The scanners can't see it,
dogs can't smell it,

241
00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:43,494
and it's so much more comfortable
than when I had it in my ass.

242
00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:44,579
You guys want nibbles?

243
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,039
‐Mmm.
‐

244
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,248
Oh.

245
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,333
Wait a minute.

246
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,918
What now, baby?

247
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:53,087
Whale watching. I forgot
I booked a whale watching tour at 4:30.

248
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,464
What? You guys just got here.

249
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,257
Marcus likes to plan.

250
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,843
You know what? Good for you.

251
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,638
'Cause without a plan,
the world falls apart.

252
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,348
I mean, garbage doesn't get collected.

253
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:06,142
Water slides don't get built.
Planes fall from the sky.

254
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,311
Planning makes the world work.

255
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:12,649
Yeah, it's just, uh… just whale watching.

256
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,044
Wait. I have an idea.
We were actually gonna go to the water.

257
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,963
We can walk you guys down, all chat and
get to know each other a little bit more.

258
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,031
‐What do you say?
‐All right. Let's go get changed.

259
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,199
Yay!

260
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,201
I love your whole everything, by the way.

261
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:25,662
‐
‐

262
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:28,915
They said this was exclusive.

263
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:33,044
"An exclusive, luxury experience."
That's what the website said.

264
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,796
This is really gonna bum out the whales.

265
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,381
Baby, this is so gross.

266
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,901
I won't be able to sleep at night
if I know they've gone on this boat.

267
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,094
You guys,
you should just come with us in our boat.

268
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,513
That's a great idea.
‐Wait a minute. That boat is yours?

269
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,492
As long as we're staying here it is.
We rented it. What do you say? Our treat.

270
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:49,644
‐I mean, I'm down if you're down.

271
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,104
‐Yay!
Oh.

272
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,563
Could you give us a second?

273
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:55,042
‐Gonna talk to my lady really quick.
‐No problem. Not a problem.

274
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,252
‐Be right back.
‐See you in a bit.

275
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,443
‐Baby.
‐Yeah, babe?

276
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,863
How is someone already throwing up?

277
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,574
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
This is not weird to you?

278
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,094
‐I mean‐‐
‐Don't look. They're not weird?

279
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:09,330
They're the only people I've ever heard of
to smuggle drugs into Mexico.

280
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:12,959
‐I don't know, baby. Screw it.
‐What?

281
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,169
Can we for once, just in our lives,

282
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:18,965
just say "screw it" to all the plans
and just get on a damn boat?

283
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:23,011
Look at it. It's kind of amazing.

284
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,890
Look. The only reason I'm gonna do this
is 'cause I love you.

285
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,017
Mm‐hmm.

286
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,601
And it's because you my fiancée now.

287
00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:31,936
‐Fiancée?
‐Yeah.

288
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,022
‐Well, I like the sound of that.
‐Yeah.

289
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,105
Mmm.

290
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,400
‐We do too.
‐Jesus!

291
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,277
‐Fiancée.

292
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,196
Look, thanks for the offer, okay?
We're‐We're in.

293
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,574
‐Fuck yeah! Yeah!
‐Yay! Guys‐‐

294
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:53,166
Goddamn, sailing makes my dick hard.
I'm almost at half‐mast.

295
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,585
Okay, man. Where did you learn
to sail a boat like this?

296
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,348
I did cleanup work
off Malaysia one summer.

297
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,505
Learn all kinds of stuff
when you're at sea.

298
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:03,092
Look at that bird. You know I can tell
from here that bird's about to shit.

299
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,261
Watch.

300
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:09,806
Ugh.

301
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:14,520
What type of skill set do you gotta have
just to predict when a bird gonna shit?

302
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,814
It's weird, but it's impressive.

303
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,149
I'll take it.

304
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,151
So, you said you were a nurse, right?

305
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,736
No.

306
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:26,532
I am more of, like,
an assistant to Dr. Adolphus.

307
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,701
‐lnteresting name.
‐I know, right?

308
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,578
He's had to change it, like,
a million times

309
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,622
because the Feds are always after him.

310
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,458
But what can I say?
The benefits are really worth it.

311
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,587
‐Like what? Good insurance?

312
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,048
‐Free pills.

313
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,883
Hey, Marcus.
Want to take her for a spin?

314
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:47,095
No, I don't‐ I don't‐‐
I don't drive boats. I don't sail.

315
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,597
Then who's gonna drive the boat?
'Cause I'm not driving.

316
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,284
‐There's no one driving the boat.
‐Man, are you out your fucking mind?

317
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,310
‐Hey, man! What's wrong with you?
‐Look at you.

318
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,194
‐Look at me do what?
‐You're driving the boat.

319
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,581
‐Who's driving the boat?
‐You are.

320
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,445
‐I'm driving the boat?
‐Scoot over. Scoot over.

321
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,025
Here.

322
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:02,610
Hands off.

323
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,612
Whoa.

324
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,548
That's a lot smoother
than I thought it was gonna be.

325
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,657
Yeah, man, relax.

326
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,992
Feel the wind in your hair.

327
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,911
We have different hair.

328
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,955
No, it's all good.
I can still feel the wind…

329
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:15,915
on my face.

330
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:18,917
For the captain.

331
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:22,588
Thanks, man.

332
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,513
This is living.

333
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,515
Goddamn, I need a tequila.

334
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:33,641
You want one? I'm pouring.

335
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,810
‐Chilled or straight up?
‐Yeah, I'll take a tequila.

336
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,771
Nice. Just, uh,
keep an eye out for the rocks.

337
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,023
Yeah, I'll take it on the rocks too.
Thank you.

338
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,944
Oh, yeah. I'm gonna have it chilled
and on the rocks.

339
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,946
It's gonna be extra cold.

340
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,072
Hey, baby.

341
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,285
You feel that?

342
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,495
That's all me, your fiancé.

343
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:57,165
Captain Marcus.

344
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,182
Marcus! Marcus!
Oh, my God!

345
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,452
Oh, my God, baby.
Baby, I'm so glad you're okay.

346
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:38,247
Look‐Look, y'all. I'm so‐‐
I'm‐I'm so sorry, okay?

347
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,542
I don't‐I don't know what happened.
I'm usually the careful guy.

348
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:44,086
‐I don't‐I don't even know what to say.
‐I do.

349
00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:49,425
That was fucking awesome!

350
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,635
Oh!
‐Whoa.

351
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,929
Y'all not mad at me
for crashing your boat?

352
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,389
Mad? Are you kidding me?
Come on. Nobody's dead, right?

353
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,433
Plus, you guys,
how lame would our story be

354
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,852
if it was just, like,
"a regular old day of sailing"?

355
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,270
‐You flipped a catamaran!

356
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,523
Look, look.
I know that boat cost you a ton of money.

357
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:04,607
‐No, man.
‐No.

358
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,859
The rental guy made us sign, like,
a billion papers.

359
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,153
Dude, insurance. He
probably made money.

360
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:11,030
There's nothing wrong with giving back.

361
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,950
No, no, no! Please,
there's gotta be something I can do.

362
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:17,411
Yeah, there is.
You're buying the first round.

363
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:18,579
Whoo!
Yes!

364
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,010
Hook me up. Hook me up.

365
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,771
There we go. Yeah!

366
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,316
‐Come on! Bring it in.
‐Whoo!

367
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,401
Drink!

368
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,653
Wahoo!

369
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,614
‐¡Viva la revolución!

370
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,158
Line 'em up! Let's do it!

371
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,744
‐Wow. One more?

372
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:07,920
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis.

373
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,464
¡Veinticuatro, veinticinco!

374
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:14,635
¡Cincuenta y cinco! Come on, baby!
Cien! Cien! Yeah!

375
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,227
Yo, you're not gonna step in and help?

376
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,312
Her or him?

377
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,857
‐
‐Fuck you, you baby‐faced little bitch!

378
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,300
‐To any motherfuckers here!
‐Check.

379
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,861
I don't care if I kill you!
‐

380
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:32,862
Fuck you!

381
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,073
Come on!
Come on, Marcus! Yeah! Come on!

382
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,158
Whoo!

383
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,786
Whoo!

384
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,417
‐Are you kidding me? Come on.
‐Hey!

385
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,877
Anybody could do this.

386
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,546
Hey, padre. How much is it
to get somebody in the ring?

387
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:51,630
Ooh!

388
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:56,594
No, no, no. No. No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.

389
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,601
Yeah!

390
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,363
Yes!

391
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:19,492
It is going to be real hard
to go back to the real world tomorrow.

392
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,494
‐I know.
‐

393
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,788
I mean, I'm looking forward to
planning my wedding,

394
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,456
‐but it is gonna be a shit show.
‐Mmm.

395
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:28,209
You know, that's exactly why
Ron and I never got hitched.

396
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:31,504
Oh. I guess‐I guess I just assumed
you guys already were.

397
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:35,049
No. Spiritually, we've probably been
married six or seven times,

398
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:37,259
but like "governmentally,"
you know, with the license,

399
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,178
we just never really saw the point.

400
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,429
Not even for kids?

401
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,139
Kids aren't in the cards for us.

402
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:46,852
I mean, we'd obviously be incredible
parents, but it's not gonna happen.

403
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,023
Would you look at those two?

404
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:56,070
I mean, 'cause I have never seen Marcus
this relaxed. It's amazing.

405
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:58,280
Emily.
‐What?

406
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,158
I'm Ron's prisoner.

407
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:02,989
What are you talking about?

408
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,098
I've been trying to find the time to get
you alone, but I haven't been able to.

409
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:09,125
Emily, he abducted me from a shopping
mall when I was 12.

410
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,711
Okay? He's completely
crazy. He has a gun.

411
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,129
‐A gun?
‐Yeah. Shh.

412
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,549
He's‐He's made me live in a basement.
He's made me eat cat food.

413
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:19,569
And he makes me go to the bathroom
in a little lawn chair with a hole in it.

414
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:22,012
‐What the hell? Why?
‐I need to find a way to get his gun.

415
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:23,848
‐We can't‐‐We're not safe!

416
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,933
‐What the hell?
‐

417
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,018
‐I got you.
‐You were really jok‐You're such‐‐

418
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,937
‐You're the worst.
‐I just got you.

419
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,064
That was not funny.
It was really funny.

420
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,459
‐I can't believe you…
‐Nah, man, I'm sorry. I keep forgetting.

421
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,695
No, you know what?
Fuck it. Come on. Give it to me.

422
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,113
We're having a good time.

423
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,285
Yeah.

424
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:50,541
You know, when we first saw y'all
on this trip, we thought y'all was crazy.

425
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:54,628
I mean, I was right.
I mean, y'all are, like, fucking nuts.

426
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,964
‐But‐But in a good way, man.

427
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,300
I'm glad I met you, Ron.

428
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:01,927
Like for real.

429
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,431
Put that thing away.

430
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,434
Put what away? What are we doing?

431
00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:11,145
Salaam.

432
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,859
A kiss on the forehead is
the ultimate sign of respect.

433
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,502
I learned that from a sheikh in Kuwait.

434
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,756
A forehead kiss is really intimate.
You know that, right?

435
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,020
Like, I almost proposed to you.

436
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,453
‐Nice.
‐Mmm.

437
00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:30,748
‐Where should I get rid of this then?
‐I'll show you.

438
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:34,043
Hey, ladies. Come here. Check this out.

439
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:38,631
‐Oh, shit, man. What the fuck?
‐Oh, my God. He really does have a gun.

440
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,717
Yeah, babe. I wouldn't lie about that.

441
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,512
It's a gift from my buddy Charlie.
I take it everywhere.

442
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,764
Man,
you scared the shit out of me with that.

443
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:47,848
What does this mean?

444
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,683
De oppresso liber.

445
00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:52,770
It's a phrase that has special meaning
to people such as myself, Marcus.

446
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:54,950
A reminder
that a powerful weapon like this

447
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,149
should only be used
when absolutely necessary.

448
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:02,655
Now, put that bottle on your head.
I'm gonna shoot it off.

449
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:05,032
‐Yes!
‐Whoo!

450
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:08,202
No. Hold on one second. Hold on a
second. Guys, no. Seriously, stop playing.

451
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,287
It's fine.
We play this game at home all the time.

452
00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:12,641
Babe, he's not serious.
We been drinking and we been smoking.

453
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,667
‐I don't
‐No, no, no.

454
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:15,835
Count it!

455
00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:19,380
What the fuck?

456
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:20,631
You hit the bottle this time!

457
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,050
‐Oh, my God.

458
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,974
Yes!

459
00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:35,187
Oh, my God!

460
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,398
‐Do me!
‐Whoa, wait, what?

461
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:38,482
Yeah. Your turn, go.

462
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:44,029
Hey, man, you sure you okay?

463
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:47,449
The bullet just grazed me. I'm not
gonna let a little scratch ruin my night.

464
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:50,327
I mean, look at the four of us.
This is magical, isn't it?

465
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:51,453
Mmm.

466
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,289
You know what's crazy, you guys?

467
00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:58,377
Ron and I are the only two people on the
planet that know that y'all are engaged.

468
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,254
Ah, I wish it could stay that way.

469
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,089
I mean, to be honest,

470
00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:04,717
there's a lot of people
that really wouldn't be happy for us.

471
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:05,801
What?

472
00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:08,262
‐Who?
‐Look, her dad hates me, y'all. For real.

473
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,472
Okay, not hates.
‐What?

474
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:13,684
He just don't think I'm good enough
to marry his perfect‐ass daughter.

475
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,811
Perfect da‐Who? Me?
Yes, you.

476
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,147
Okay, listen, no.
My dad's a little tough, yes.

477
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:21,525
I mean, he is the dean
of Emory Business School,

478
00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:23,402
so he's a little traditional.

479
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:25,779
I literally don't understand
what you're saying right now.

480
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:27,406
This is Marcus we're talking about!

481
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:32,119
I know. It's insane! How could anyone
not, like, absolutely love you?

482
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,037
You're the best.

483
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,681
Her father holds
all these things against me.

484
00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:36,165
Like, number one, you know,

485
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:39,126
he looks down on me because
I had a failed marriage before, right?

486
00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:41,170
Things don't work out. It is what it is.

487
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:44,590
Number two, he treats me like
I'm some regular construction worker.

488
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:47,384
I own my own construction company.
I'm my own boss.

489
00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:48,802
This doesn't seem justified.

490
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:50,763
Yeah, but strike three, I'ma be honest.

491
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:53,116
I did punch her brother in the face
at her mama's birthday party.

492
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,141
‐Got it.
‐There's that.

493
00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:56,977
Well, my dad never got to meet Ron.

494
00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:58,354
Oh, no!

495
00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,605
Sorry, did he die?

496
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,732
No. San Quentin's just so far.

497
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:04,568
I got it. Wait, I got it.
I got it. I freaking got it.

498
00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:06,487
‐What?
‐Do it tonight.

499
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:07,780
‐
‐Wait. Do what tonight?

500
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:10,032
‐Get married tonight! Here!
‐Get married! Tonight!

501
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,533
Yes! Right! Tonight, you guys!

502
00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,285
Wait, why would we do that?

503
00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:14,912
You said
your family wouldn't approve.

504
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:17,289
You'll be surrounded by friends
that love and support you.

505
00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:19,041
‐Yeah.
‐Friends!

506
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,444
It's a wedding just for you guys.

507
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:22,795
Come on. I know the perfect guy.

508
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,195
Baby. Baby,
do you think this is legally binding?

509
00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:33,347
Somehow I don't think so.
But just go with it.

510
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,015
You did good, babe.

511
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,351
We did good.

512
00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:41,063
He's asking if you brought your suku'un.

513
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:42,064
Wh‐What's that?

514
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,149
In Mayan ritual,
suku'un is like your brother.

515
00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:47,778
‐Like a spiritual best man.
‐Mm‐hmm.

516
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:52,324
Well, I guess you my s‐su‐suk‐‐
suku'un? Is that how you say it?

517
00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:56,036
Marcus.
You don't say that if you don't mean it.

518
00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:58,497
I‐I‐I do mean it.

519
00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:02,001
And, uh, you don't have to be
so intense about it. Just chill out.

520
00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:04,211
Wow!

521
00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:14,680
I have goose bumps.

522
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,952
Well, looks like you fuckers are married!

523
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,538
Yes! Congratulations!

524
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,999
‐We did it! You love me!
‐We love you guys!

525
00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:43,792
‐I love you.
‐We love you guys!

526
00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:45,878
Hey. Yo, yo.

527
00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:47,212
Picture, picture, picture.

528
00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:49,089
‐
‐

529
00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:52,551
‐Yes! Yes! Congratulations!
‐Whoo!

530
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:53,802
We did it!

531
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,220
Congrats, you guys!

532
00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:02,061
Ah! Oh, my God. Whoo!

533
00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:03,562
Oh, it's so pretty.

534
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,106
Listen up, world.

535
00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:10,110
Allow me to introduce to you,
for the first time in sacred matrimony,

536
00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:11,904
Marcus and Emily Parker!

537
00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:13,072
‐Yeah!
‐Whoo!

538
00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:17,743
May this be the worst day
of the rest of your fucking life!

539
00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:19,453
What?

540
00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:21,163
Think about it.

541
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:27,169
Whoa. Wha‐What are you doin'?

542
00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:29,088
Covering my balls.

543
00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:30,171
This guy.

544
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:37,137
You know what, Marcus?
You're right. It's time to live.

545
00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:38,555
What?
‐

546
00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:39,807
Whoo!

547
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:45,729
He's alive.

548
00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:47,022
What?

549
00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:52,653
That was incredible!
But, Marcus, do cover your balls!

550
00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:55,489
‐I'll do it if you do it.
‐Oh, girl, hell no!

551
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,120
Fuck it.

552
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:10,629
Pfft.

553
00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:14,591
I'm not doing that shit.

554
00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:19,179
You know something?

555
00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:23,350
I am gonna do that shit.

556
00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:30,774
Whoa!

557
00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:33,777
Fuck me!

558
00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:43,662
That was awesome!
Oh, my God. Oh, God!

559
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:46,081
You guys, let's live here forever!

560
00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:48,167
‐Whoo!
What are you‐‐

561
00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:51,378
He's using a corkscrew
on a regular bottle.

562
00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:55,132
That's not a wine bottle, man.
That's not even a cork!

563
00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:56,675
‐Whoa!

564
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,218
My big, sweet dum‐dum.

565
00:27:58,302 --> 00:27:59,553
Yeah, true!
Yep.

566
00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:00,762
Yeah! Yeah!

567
00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:02,323
My dick needs some face time!
Good.

568
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:03,348
The room is spinning.

569
00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:04,516
Whoo!

570
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,853
I feel invincible!

571
00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:20,741
‐
Whoo! Yeah!

572
00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:24,827
Yeah.

573
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,591
You're my husband now.

574
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:43,013
Marcus, look.

575
00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:44,973
That bird's about to shit.

576
00:28:50,187 --> 00:28:51,772
You're so bad.

577
00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:56,902
Hey
‐What

578
00:28:56,985 --> 00:29:01,990
Shh.

579
00:29:08,205 --> 00:29:09,206
Housekeeping!

580
00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:22,844
Oh, man.

581
00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,514
Emily! Ow.

582
00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:32,187
We gonna miss our flight.
We gotta get to the airport! Emily?

583
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:34,481
What? God.

584
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,942
Make it stop.

585
00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:41,280
Okay, baby. B8, it's right over there.

586
00:29:41,363 --> 00:29:42,197
You good?

587
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,115
I don't know.

588
00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:45,659
‐Okay. We're so close.

589
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,370
Hey! Stop that couple!

590
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:49,955
I think they have a bomb!

591
00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:53,375
What
‐No. No, no, no.

592
00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:57,129
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

593
00:29:57,212 --> 00:30:00,048
What is wrong with y'all?
Are you crazy? We in an airport!

594
00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:03,510
No, I will not mule your illegal drugs
in my anus!

595
00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:04,594
‐What?

596
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,014
Look around. Nobody cares.

597
00:30:07,097 --> 00:30:10,392
And you guys were so cute and peaceful
this morning. We didn't wanna wake you
up.

598
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:11,810
Hair of the dog?

599
00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:13,812
Oh, I can't even look at another drink.

600
00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:16,735
Sit. Come on. We got shrimp nachos
coming. Leave the heads on down here.

601
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,859
‐Oh, God.
‐Come on. Sit, please.

602
00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:20,027
Okay, you know something?

603
00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:22,404
‐We gonna just head to the gate.
‐We gonna go. Yeah.

604
00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,489
‐No! Whoa, whoa.
‐No, no, no. Whoa, whoa.

605
00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:28,035
Guys. We gotta do this again. The four
of us are too good together not to!

606
00:30:28,118 --> 00:30:31,580
Yes! Oh, my God. You guys should come
out for the Oregon State Fair next month!

607
00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:35,459
Yeah! It's in Oregon. We go every year.
Last year, we took a double dose of DMT.

608
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:37,586
Yeah, don't worry. It's all natural.

609
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,088
It's just the chemical your brain releases
when you die.

610
00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:41,798
Oh, yeah.
‐Okay.

611
00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:42,799
Sounds fun.

612
00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:44,384
Great. Give us your number.

613
00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:48,597
Oh, wait‐Baby, you go‐‐
You got my phone?

614
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,098
'Cause I didn't‐‐

615
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,016
Your phone broke.

616
00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,660
‐Her phone broke and then my‐‐
‐Oh, my God.

617
00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:55,270
I had a phone, but we'll take
your information. How about that?

618
00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:56,980
‐Oh, my God. Yes! Yes.
‐Yeah! Of course.

619
00:30:57,064 --> 00:30:58,374
‐Baby. Give them your card.
‐I got one.

620
00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,941
He has very fancy business cards.

621
00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:01,210
Yeah. There you go!
Wow.

622
00:31:01,234 --> 00:31:03,463
So, when you call that,
that's gonna ring in the ranger's station.

623
00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:05,048
Then somebody comes to get me
outta the cave.

624
00:31:05,072 --> 00:31:07,324
Oh, before I forget,
let me give your sunglasses back.

625
00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:08,742
No, man. Keep 'em.

626
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,578
Why you want me to keep 'em?
They're yours.

627
00:31:11,661 --> 00:31:12,913
No, they're ours.

628
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:17,834
You guys are in our lives now.
Nothing's ever gonna change that.

629
00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:19,211
Yeah. You know‐‐

630
00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:21,880
It would be nice if, you know,
you keep what‐‐

631
00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:25,425
what happened here… here.

632
00:31:25,509 --> 00:31:26,510
Marcus,

633
00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:29,633
if you're worried about the catamaran,
don't worry about it. I got you, dude.

634
00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:32,492
Care about the boat? I'm talking about
everything‐I'm talkin' about all of it.

635
00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:34,935
Are you kidding?
I'm gonna remember this week forever.

636
00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:36,103
What? Oh.

637
00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:40,857
It's been so special.
I love, love, love, love, love, love you.

638
00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:47,614
‐Bring it in.
‐Oh. Mmm.

639
00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:49,032
Get in here.

640
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:52,244
‐Okay.
Oh.

641
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:55,914
Marcus. Thank you so much
for being so cool about everything.

642
00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:58,500
About what?

643
00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:00,252
Last night.

644
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:06,675
Marcus, it was life‐changing.

645
00:32:09,386 --> 00:32:12,806
Okay. Baby, we should go.
Farewell. Take care.

646
00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:14,349
Oh, no.
‐Let's go.

647
00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:16,143
‐See you guys later.

648
00:32:16,226 --> 00:32:18,854
We love you guys.
‐Hey, somebody stop those two!

649
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:22,190
I think I see some human trafficking!

650
00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:25,360
Hey. Why did you say see you later?
That leaves the door open.

651
00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:27,654
I don't know. I was trying to be vague.

652
00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:30,615
And who says "farewell"?
What are you? Othello?

653
00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:33,034
Farewell sounds final, okay?

654
00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:35,036
I don't wanna see those freaks again.
Do you?

655
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,913
I don't know. They were kinda fun.

656
00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:39,207
Yes, on vacation. Not in the real world.

657
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,835
But they did loosen us up a little bit.

658
00:32:41,918 --> 00:32:44,671
Yes,
they may have loosened us up a little bit,

659
00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:46,214
but speaking of gettin' loose.

660
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,259
Do you remember anything
that happened last night?

661
00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:54,723
Mm‐mmm.
After the ceremony, it was all a blur.

662
00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:57,851
But‐But was it
that type of blur that, um‐‐

663
00:32:57,934 --> 00:33:01,188
That some moments are, like‐‐
like, insanely clear?

664
00:33:01,271 --> 00:33:02,564
Hmm.

665
00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:05,150
You know, now that you mention it.

666
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,154
No, all a blur.

667
00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:15,285
Oh. Well, it was a‐‐
It's all a blur for me too.

668
00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:17,579
There's nothing clearly I remember at all.

669
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,165
'Cause I'm asking you.

670
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:23,877
Maybe it's for the best.
You got your ticket out? We're boarding.

671
00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:42,687
Now, look. Whenever we off‐load
materials on the site,

672
00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:45,171
what we do is, we log on here
and put it on this spreadsheet.

673
00:33:45,232 --> 00:33:47,112
This is the way we keep tabs
with the inventory.

674
00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:49,819
Yeah, but why can't we just write it
in the book like we used to?

675
00:33:49,903 --> 00:33:52,822
The problem is, I can't log on to a book
when I'm in Atlanta, right?

676
00:33:52,906 --> 00:33:55,492
I need to be on the cloud
so I can see what you clowns are doing.

677
00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:57,160
It's almost like you don't trust us.

678
00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:59,704
It's almost like
I don't trust y'all anymore?

679
00:33:59,788 --> 00:34:01,998
Guess what?
I do trust y'all, to screw shit up.

680
00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:03,667
That's why I'm only gone for a week.

681
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,627
Oh, I can fuck a lot of shit up in a week.

682
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,170
I 100% believe that. You s‐‐

683
00:34:07,254 --> 00:34:09,548
Yo, Marcus.
Fred and Enzo are fighting again.

684
00:34:09,631 --> 00:34:11,174
What? Damn it.

685
00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:14,568
‐Let's go. Hands up. Let's go.
‐You think I'm scared of you, bro?

686
00:34:14,594 --> 00:34:17,681
I ain't scared of you. Think I'm playing
with you? I ain't playing with you.

687
00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:18,598
Cut it out!

688
00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:20,600
Stop it! Okay, what is this all about?

689
00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:21,786
He's trying to steal my shit.

690
00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:23,353
Fuck you. I had this crane booked.

691
00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:25,122
You should have logged it
in the spreadsheet.

692
00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:27,190
You just learned
about spreadsheets, okay? Chill.

693
00:34:27,274 --> 00:34:30,211
Why y'all arguing about a damn crane?
One of y'all could use the sidelifter.

694
00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:31,236
This one's special.

695
00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:35,282
What you mean this one is‐‐

696
00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:38,785
You gotta be kiddin' me. Come on, now.

697
00:34:38,868 --> 00:34:40,287
It's a Hugo Boss.

698
00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:43,999
We were thinking Vera Wang, but decided
this one's better for your build.

699
00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:45,000
Hey, man.

700
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,418
Wow, look at this.

701
00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:47,836
Yo, this is dope, man.

702
00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:50,714
Like, honestly, thank y'all.
I really appreciate this.

703
00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:53,526
And look, y'all‐Y'all do understand why
you can't come to the wedding, right?

704
00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:55,802
Yeah. You're embarrassed by us.

705
00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:58,555
‐No. Have you met her parents?
‐No, because you won't let us.

706
00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:00,140
Okay, look, if it was up to me,

707
00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:03,018
I would invite every last one of y'all
to the wedding, but I can't.

708
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:04,787
Her parents said
they just want family there.

709
00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:06,354
They want it to be really intimate.

710
00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:11,026
Baby, what is this?

711
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,194
What happened to intimate?
Who's all these people?

712
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:17,407
As far as I'm concerned,
we got married in a Mexican cave.

713
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:19,618
So if you wanna bail, I'm down.

714
00:35:19,701 --> 00:35:21,745
Really? We can‐We can do that?

715
00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:23,496
Mm‐mmm. No, we can't.

716
00:35:28,752 --> 00:35:31,046
Oh, there they are.

717
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:34,507
Marcus,
I am so glad that you're finally here.

718
00:35:34,591 --> 00:35:35,967
Hey. Good seeing you too.

719
00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:39,346
And look at my girl. Oh.

720
00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:41,765
Please tell me
that you brought the dress I sent you.

721
00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:44,517
You only texted me about it
a million times. Yes, Mom, I did.

722
00:35:44,601 --> 00:35:45,477
‐Oh, good.
Yes.

723
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:49,439
Well, I want you all to remember
that this weekend is all about you.

724
00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:52,150
So I want you to have fun.

725
00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:53,693
Enjoy yourselves.

726
00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:56,404
Just remember to work the room
while everyone's here

727
00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:58,365
starting with Grandma Phyllis.

728
00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:06,206
Baby, is she sleeping with her eyes open?

729
00:36:07,332 --> 00:36:08,332
Grandma.

730
00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:09,792
Grandma.

731
00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:11,795
Grandma.
‐

732
00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:15,256
Oh, Emily. Is that you?

733
00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:16,633
Yeah, Grandma.

734
00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:18,051
Marcus, say hi.

735
00:36:19,636 --> 00:36:20,470
Hi.

736
00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:23,556
Okay. Hey, Grandma,
why don't I go get you some tea?

737
00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:25,767
I'm‐I'm her fiancé, Marcus.

738
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,268
She's not deaf, Marcus.

739
00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:30,146
She didn't wake up.
You said her name five times. I don't‐‐

740
00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:33,942
Hey, girl.
Oh, my princess.

741
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,735
‐Oh.
‐Hey.

742
00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:37,112
How are you?
I'm good.

743
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,196
Okay, okay.

744
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:45,620
Marcus.

745
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:50,875
Meet my colleagues.

746
00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:53,753
This is Albert Kim.
He's chair of our Public Policy program.

747
00:36:53,837 --> 00:36:57,465
And this is Dr. Gloria Alvarez.
She's head of Business Law.

748
00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:02,429
And this is, uh, Marcus.
He's a construction worker.

749
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:04,472
It's nice to meet you.

750
00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:10,103
Well, Marcus, uh…
welcome to your wedding.

751
00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:12,772
Thanks for putting everything together.
I really appreciate this.

752
00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:14,524
I just sign the checks.

753
00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:19,988
Well,
I suppose I put this off long enough.

754
00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:26,202
Now, these rings were passed on to me
by my grandparents,

755
00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:31,082
so forgive me for being just
a little uneasy handing them over to…

756
00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:35,295
…well, you.

757
00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:38,423
Wow, this, um‐‐

758
00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:40,008
This actually means a lot.

759
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:42,719
And you can trust me.
I promise you, I'll take care of these.

760
00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:46,389
I hope so. Those represent a commitment
to my daughter.

761
00:37:46,473 --> 00:37:49,976
And I hope you take this far more
seriously than you did your last marriage.

762
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,955
What makes you think I didn't take
my last marriage seriously?

763
00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,898
Damn, son. This some fancy shit.

764
00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:58,735
You done come a long way from drinkin'
40s on the stoop with little Jay and
Reggie.

765
00:37:58,818 --> 00:38:01,446
‐Oh, stop.
‐Hey.

766
00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:05,658
Ooh, I'm so glad to be out that car.
Your father farting the whole way.

767
00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:08,161
You know I got the diverticulitis.

768
00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:11,915
Anyway, good to see you, Harry.
We brought you a little something.

769
00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:13,041
Oh, thank you.

770
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:17,212
Yeah, that's not the regular Hennessy.
That's VSOP, $71.

771
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:18,630
Yeah, that was a set.

772
00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,215
It came with two glasses,

773
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:23,676
but we kept those 'cause we thought
you had glasses.

774
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:27,472
I think I see the councilman.
I should go say hello.

775
00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:28,699
‐Oh. Yeah.
‐I like that jacket.

776
00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:29,557
Yeah.

777
00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:31,476
And tell the councilman I say hi too.

778
00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,855
Hey! Look, look.
Can y'all class it up a little bit?

779
00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:37,291
‐I told you‐‐
‐What's your problem?

780
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:39,418
We're just two men
having a conversation about cognac.

781
00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:41,611
No, I told you to put
the two glasses in there.

782
00:38:41,694 --> 00:38:42,904
‐No.
‐Hey.

783
00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:44,906
Look here. It's not about the glasses.

784
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:48,201
You talked about farting.
Nobody care about Dad's gas like that.

785
00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:50,679
And, Dad, you can't tell nobody
how much you spent on the gift.

786
00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:52,389
What's the point in spending
so much money then?

787
00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:55,291
‐How about this. Go‐Go get some food.
Mmm.

788
00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:57,794
It is so much food over there.
Y'all should go eat.

789
00:38:57,877 --> 00:38:59,420
‐Well, let me just say this.
‐Uh‐oh.

790
00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:04,050
We will not talk to anyone else this
entire weekend if that's what you want.

791
00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:05,945
If that's what you want.
I'm not gonna embarrass you.

792
00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:07,404
‐Ma, no.
See what you gone done?

793
00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:10,181
Believe me. We're not hungry.
We not gonna eat any of your food.

794
00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:12,642
‐Ma. I know y'all hungry.
‐You done messed up, boy.

795
00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:15,103
‐Dad‐Could you talk to her for me?
‐No, sir.

796
00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:16,187
Ma‐Ma.

797
00:39:20,233 --> 00:39:22,026
‐…not us.
‐

798
00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:24,654
You ready? Here we go.
Ladies and gentlemen,

799
00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:31,244
may I please present to you the bride
and groom‐to‐be, Emily and Marcus!

800
00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:37,166
‐Oh, good. Aw.
‐You…

801
00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:41,397
How you doing?
Could I get a double scotch, please?

802
00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:43,181
‐Of course.
‐Hope you didn't order the punch.

803
00:39:43,256 --> 00:39:45,884
Get it? 'Cause you punched me.

804
00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:52,473
Brother‐in‐law. Hey, Gabe.

805
00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:54,893
Hey. You see this?

806
00:39:54,976 --> 00:39:58,855
Just know that this thing right here
could kill you in 32 different ways,

807
00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:01,190
and there's not a goddamn thing
you could do about it.

808
00:40:01,274 --> 00:40:04,527
Okay, man. What you‐What?
You been working out or somethin'?

809
00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:05,611
Nope.

810
00:40:06,946 --> 00:40:08,031
Yes. A little‐‐

811
00:40:08,114 --> 00:40:09,115
Whatever. Listen.

812
00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:11,993
Just know that if you come at me
with another sucker punch,

813
00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:13,494
I'ma be ready for it this time.

814
00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:15,705
Gabe…
…I didn't sucker punch you.

815
00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:18,249
You was acting like a crazy person
over a flag football game.

816
00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:19,167
Yeah. Right.

817
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,754
You came in my face,
and you kept saying, "Punch me."

818
00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:25,397
‐Yeah, because I didn't think you'd do it.
‐Well, I did it, okay?

819
00:40:25,465 --> 00:40:29,844
And I'm sorry. I've apologized to you
a thousand times. Can't we just move on?

820
00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:31,596
‐Put the past in the past, right?
‐Yes.

821
00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:32,931
‐Forget it.
‐Forget about it.

822
00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:35,854
Yeah. Just‐Oh, but just in case
you get any ideas, I brought a friend.

823
00:40:35,892 --> 00:40:38,186
He owns a dojo where I train.
His name's Bennett.

824
00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:40,355
Bennett! Come here. Meet this guy.

825
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:44,317
Oh, shit. There he is.

826
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,402
‐Marcus.
‐Nice to meet you.

827
00:40:47,362 --> 00:40:49,238
Yeah.
‐Why's he here?

828
00:40:49,322 --> 00:40:52,283
Some people like to have friends
at life‐changing events.

829
00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:53,826
‐That's it.
‐That's it.

830
00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:56,454
You would know if you had any friends.

831
00:40:56,537 --> 00:40:59,308
If you did, my mom and dad wouldn't
have forced me to be your best man.

832
00:40:59,332 --> 00:41:00,959
First of all, I don't like you.

833
00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:03,461
And I don't want you to be my best man
anyway, all right?

834
00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:06,381
I have great friends‐‐
I have amazing friends, all right?

835
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,591
You can't even handle any
of my friends. Okay?

836
00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:16,683
What the hell is that?

837
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:24,732
Oh, uh…

838
00:41:29,445 --> 00:41:30,738
Don't be alarmed‐‐

839
00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:32,156
‐Hey.
‐Hi, yeah! Just a thing.

840
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:35,118
You son of a bitch!
You said we were best friends.

841
00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:39,038
Yeah, the hell? You assholes. How
could you not invite us to your wedding?

842
00:41:39,122 --> 00:41:40,540
That's, like, fucked up!

843
00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:47,672
Oh, my God! You look amazing.
Good to see you, man.

844
00:41:47,755 --> 00:41:50,925
‐You look so gorgeous. Are you so
excited? ‐You been working out? Look at
you.

845
00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:53,177
‐I mean‐And you. You look…
Oh, my sweetheart!

846
00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:57,056
You guys smell the same. You smell
the same. Oh! I wanna kiss you!

847
00:41:57,140 --> 00:41:58,659
What's‐What's‐What's goin' on here?

848
00:41:58,683 --> 00:42:00,184
‐
‐Oh, uh…

849
00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:02,061
‐We lost the brakes around Marietta.
‐Yeah.

850
00:42:02,145 --> 00:42:04,439
E‐brake did the yeoman's work till
right about now.

851
00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:06,816
Yo, chief!
Just in case you need to move it.

852
00:42:06,899 --> 00:42:08,776
Thank you.
‐

853
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:13,865
So, I think what Marcus is trying to ask
is what‐What are you two doing here?

854
00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:18,036
Oh! Well, you guys, we were so confused
why you didn't call after México.

855
00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:19,120
I mean, come on.

856
00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:22,498
We were literally sitting by the phone
for a week being like, "What?"

857
00:42:22,582 --> 00:42:26,002
But it was my bad.
'Cause the card I gave you. Old card.

858
00:42:26,085 --> 00:42:28,504
‐You had no way to call.
We did a little Internet stalking.

859
00:42:28,588 --> 00:42:32,341
Then we found out you guys were
registered at Williams‐Sonoma in
beautiful Atlanta.

860
00:42:32,425 --> 00:42:33,426
From there, it was easy.

861
00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:35,636
Hit every wedding in Atlanta,
starting with downtown,

862
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,364
working our way out in concentric circles.

863
00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:40,683
Classic circle sweep maneuver. Same
thing I use to find lost kids in the cave.

864
00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:42,477
This time you weren't too late, sweetie.

865
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,160
Hey, man. Get me up to speed.
What do you need from your best man?

866
00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:46,229
Yay!

867
00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:47,440
Best‐Best man?

868
00:42:47,523 --> 00:42:50,443
Yeah. I mean, remember the shaman?

869
00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:52,277
I'm your suku'un.

870
00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:55,031
Ah!

871
00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:57,033
I do remember that, and, you know,

872
00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:59,118
and I couldn't‐‐

873
00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:00,536
Because we couldn't reach you.

874
00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:01,972
We couldn't reach you.
I couldn't call you.

875
00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:03,932
‐We were trying, but I was like…
‐We were try‐We tried.

876
00:43:03,956 --> 00:43:06,209
… "If you'd like to make a call…"
Like, I'm trying to!

877
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:08,544
‐Wow, okay.
‐So I had to get another best man.

878
00:43:08,628 --> 00:43:09,545
Yeah.
‐Sorry.

879
00:43:09,629 --> 00:43:11,464
‐What?
‐What?

880
00:43:11,547 --> 00:43:12,965
‐Who?
‐My brother.

881
00:43:13,049 --> 00:43:14,217
‐Yeah.
‐Her‐her brother.

882
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,469
They are practically best friends.
Like, he loves him.

883
00:43:16,552 --> 00:43:19,180
And, you know,
we decided to do family‐style.

884
00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:21,182
‐Family. Keep it in the fam.
Mm‐hmm. So…

885
00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:25,686
Two suku'uns.
I'll consult the sacred text.

886
00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:27,370
‐Okay, look. Look, I get it, right?
‐

887
00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:30,399
You guys came all the way here,
and, you know, it took a long trip,

888
00:43:30,483 --> 00:43:33,486
and you‐you drove through a gate,
which is crazy, right?

889
00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:36,531
'Cause who gonna pay for that? Who?
'Cause that's not in the insurance.

890
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:39,408
But that's besides the point.
The wedding is all full, man.

891
00:43:39,492 --> 00:43:41,077
It ain't‐it ain't no more room.

892
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,121
‐Nope. No. Like‐‐
‐And ain't nowhere to stay.

893
00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:46,374
Oh, who cares? We'll shack up
with you guys, Mexico‐style!

894
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:48,126
Come on, you guys. Have you met us?

895
00:43:48,209 --> 00:43:50,670
We're so quiet.
Honestly, if we were sharing the same
room

896
00:43:50,753 --> 00:43:53,422
and you guys were doing
your little freaky, sexual…

897
00:43:53,506 --> 00:43:55,216
…fuckfest post‐nups‐‐

898
00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:57,385
‐Excuse me.
‐Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

899
00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:58,678
Is that your truck?

900
00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:01,472
I'm sorry. This is a private event.

901
00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:04,725
It's cool. We know the bride and groom.
And you are?

902
00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:06,435
I'm Harold Conway.

903
00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:07,645
That's my father.

904
00:44:07,728 --> 00:44:09,230
Oh, my gosh! Shut up.

905
00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:12,817
You're such a cutie. I feel like
I'm meeting a literal celebrity.

906
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:14,819
Hi. Okay!

907
00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:16,112
He's icy.

908
00:44:16,195 --> 00:44:19,866
I'm Ron. This is Kyla.
Met these two animals down in Mexico.

909
00:44:19,949 --> 00:44:22,785
Got to know each other.
Intimately.

910
00:44:22,869 --> 00:44:24,370
He didn't mean intimately. He meant…

911
00:44:24,453 --> 00:44:26,747
Are you wearing a military dress uniform?

912
00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:29,834
Oh. The buttons!
The buttons gave it away.

913
00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:32,086
And you are aware
that it's a federal offense

914
00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:34,172
to impersonate a member
of the US military?

915
00:44:34,255 --> 00:44:36,257
‐Yes, I am.
‐Then why are you wearing it?

916
00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:43,389
It's mine. I was in the Army.
I was a Green Beret.

917
00:44:43,472 --> 00:44:44,932
Green Beret?

918
00:44:45,850 --> 00:44:46,851
Coin check.

919
00:44:51,314 --> 00:44:53,274
I haven't been coin checked in forever.

920
00:44:58,571 --> 00:45:00,114
I'll be damned.

921
00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:02,992
No way! What?

922
00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:06,579
What a treat.

923
00:45:06,662 --> 00:45:09,498
‐Please, come on and join us.
‐Okay. Wait. Harold, they can't stay.

924
00:45:09,582 --> 00:45:11,059
‐Right?
‐Daddy, that's what you told us.

925
00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:12,083
It's all full, right?

926
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:14,879
We Green Berets always have
each other's back.

927
00:45:14,962 --> 00:45:15,963
Aw, yay!

928
00:45:16,047 --> 00:45:18,049
‐Where did you serve, son?
‐Four years in Saudi.

929
00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:19,550
Well, I was five in Laos.

930
00:45:19,634 --> 00:45:21,761
No shit.
Heard you guys had to put jimmy hats

931
00:45:21,844 --> 00:45:23,655
‐on the barrels of your M16s!
‐Oh, my God, man.

932
00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:26,015
They were so jam prone, we had to.
We didn't have the…

933
00:45:26,599 --> 00:45:30,144
How in the hell did they let that maniac
in the military?

934
00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:32,148
He's the most irresponsible person
I've ever met.

935
00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:33,898
And somehow, he is charming my dad.

936
00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:36,609
And then Charlie says,
"Take your fist out of there!"

937
00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:39,028
This is only happening because you said,
"See you later."

938
00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:41,822
I said it without meaning it,
like any decent person would.

939
00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:44,218
Damn it, look now. Now he did it‐‐
Now he even got to your mama.

940
00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:46,744
‐Oh, no, no.
‐Look at your mom. She's smiling.

941
00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:49,664
‐Oh, shit.
‐

942
00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:51,749
What if he tells them
about our Mayan wedding?

943
00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:56,212
Oh, no, no, no.
What if he say anything about this trip?

944
00:45:56,295 --> 00:45:57,922
Oh, no.

945
00:45:58,005 --> 00:46:00,758
Okay, look. Okay, we got this.
We just gotta contain it.

946
00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:06,013
Hey, uh, w‐where are you guys going?

947
00:46:06,097 --> 00:46:07,890
Oh, I'm gonna show
Ron and Kyla their room.

948
00:46:07,974 --> 00:46:10,309
Wait, Harold.
I thought you said everything was full.

949
00:46:10,393 --> 00:46:13,229
Everything was.
Except the Presidential Suite.

950
00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:14,313
So I splurged on it.

951
00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:17,233
I'm so excited! You're my guy!
‐

952
00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:19,902
Why wouldn't he do that for us?
We the ones getting married.

953
00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:22,822
Look, if you need anything,
please let me know.

954
00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:25,449
We will.
And… …thanks again, Captain.

955
00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:29,245
Also, I hope you join us in the morning.
We have a little fox hunt lined up.

956
00:46:29,328 --> 00:46:32,164
‐That's easy. Found her.
‐

957
00:46:34,959 --> 00:46:36,252
Oh.

958
00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:38,397
Darn it, I must have left the keys
at the front desk.

959
00:46:38,421 --> 00:46:40,214
‐Stand down.
‐Sir, yes, sir.

960
00:46:40,298 --> 00:46:41,424
Bye. That's so sweet.

961
00:46:41,507 --> 00:46:43,342
Thanks, Dad.
Be right back.

962
00:46:43,426 --> 00:46:47,430
‐Okay, look. Um, could you do me a
favor? ‐Yeah.

963
00:46:47,513 --> 00:46:49,658
'Cause I'm trying to make
a good impression on her family.

964
00:46:49,682 --> 00:46:50,808
‐Sure.
‐Totally.

965
00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:55,354
It's that you don't mention anything
about the Mexico trip. Nothing.

966
00:46:55,438 --> 00:46:56,772
Nothing at all.

967
00:46:56,856 --> 00:46:58,357
Oh, Marcus. You're so funny.

968
00:46:58,441 --> 00:47:00,943
It's just one catamaran.
It's really not a big deal.

969
00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:02,820
Yeah, it's not about the catamaran. Okay?

970
00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:05,031
It's all the other crazy shit
that happened.

971
00:47:05,114 --> 00:47:08,784
All the insane shit,
it doesn't need to be mentioned here.

972
00:47:08,868 --> 00:47:09,869
At all.

973
00:47:09,952 --> 00:47:11,954
Okay, we got you. We got you.
It's just, um…

974
00:47:13,205 --> 00:47:17,209
Well, the, uh‐the crazy shit is one
of the reasons we came here.

975
00:47:17,293 --> 00:47:21,505
See, something happened,
and it's something intense. I just‐‐

976
00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:28,179
Um, I went to the doctor,
and they found a growth in my abdomen.

977
00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:31,432
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

978
00:47:31,515 --> 00:47:34,685
Yeah, and the doctor, I guess he says
it's‐it's only gonna get bigger.

979
00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:37,229
Can he operate on it?

980
00:47:37,313 --> 00:47:41,317
Unfortunately, they can't‐‐
They can't. Sorry. They can't.

981
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:45,613
The‐The doctors say
it's gonna come out on its own.

982
00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:48,240
Through her vagina.

983
00:47:48,324 --> 00:47:49,617
Huh?

984
00:47:53,537 --> 00:47:54,789
I'm preggers!

985
00:47:56,165 --> 00:47:58,084
That's how you're gonna make
that announcement?

986
00:47:58,167 --> 00:48:00,378
By‐By having us think
that you had cancer?

987
00:48:00,461 --> 00:48:02,671
‐Yeah!
‐Yeah! You guys.

988
00:48:02,755 --> 00:48:04,882
‐Oh, congratulations, I guess.
Thank you.

989
00:48:04,965 --> 00:48:06,342
Thank you.

990
00:48:06,425 --> 00:48:10,721
Guess, um… I'm really happy for you.

991
00:48:10,805 --> 00:48:13,599
Aw, thanks, pal.
Hey, that's not the whole story though.

992
00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:17,311
There's something about this baby
that has to deal with you directly.

993
00:48:20,981 --> 00:48:22,024
What do you mean?

994
00:48:22,108 --> 00:48:23,317
Fubar!

995
00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:27,238
Fubar. My brain is absolutely fubar.

996
00:48:27,321 --> 00:48:29,698
I had the key in my other pocket
the whole time.

997
00:48:29,782 --> 00:48:30,908
You silly goose.

998
00:48:30,991 --> 00:48:32,451
Oh, God.
You goofball.

999
00:48:32,535 --> 00:48:35,413
‐Here we go.
Yes.

1000
00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:40,042
Oh, my God! This place is insane!

1001
00:48:40,126 --> 00:48:41,919
Permission to shit my pants,
Captain.

1002
00:48:42,002 --> 00:48:44,380
Permission granted.

1003
00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:46,257
VCR!
‐

1004
00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:48,634
‐lt's amazing!
Ooh! I feel like Nancy Reagan.

1005
00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:50,845
This should be our room.

1006
00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:53,764
Mexico was seven months ago?

1007
00:48:55,224 --> 00:48:56,475
Seven months?

1008
00:48:59,854 --> 00:49:00,938
Twice.

1009
00:49:01,564 --> 00:49:03,858
Twice they've gotten
the Presidential Suite.

1010
00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:05,234
How does this keep happening?

1011
00:49:06,735 --> 00:49:09,196
‐Baby, can I ask you something?
‐Yes, babe.

1012
00:49:09,822 --> 00:49:12,241
It's just a quick question.

1013
00:49:12,324 --> 00:49:16,203
Just, I was wondering,
how far along did Kyla look to you?

1014
00:49:17,037 --> 00:49:19,123
I don't know. Why?

1015
00:49:19,206 --> 00:49:21,435
I mean, if you had to take a guess.
You know what I mean?

1016
00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:24,086
Just a‐just‐just a guess.

1017
00:49:25,254 --> 00:49:27,756
Oh, five months? Five and a half? Tops.

1018
00:49:28,757 --> 00:49:29,925
‐Yeah.
‐Yeah.

1019
00:49:30,009 --> 00:49:32,386
Yeah. Right. She five and a half months.

1020
00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:35,389
She ain't‐She don't look
seven months at all, right?

1021
00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:37,600
If she's seven months,
then I'm three months.

1022
00:49:38,392 --> 00:49:39,435
And it's yours.

1023
00:49:39,518 --> 00:49:40,561
Yeah, it's mine.

1024
00:49:41,562 --> 00:49:43,314
Good night, love.
‐Mm‐hmm.

1025
00:49:43,397 --> 00:49:44,440
‐Mmm.
‐

1026
00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:54,116
Oh.

1027
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,993
Mr. Finnegan.

1028
00:49:56,076 --> 00:49:59,079
You know, every time he does this,
I feel like I'm walking in on him.

1029
00:49:59,955 --> 00:50:00,956
It's disgusting.

1030
00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:05,503
I'd like to thank you all for coming out
for this magnificent tradition:

1031
00:50:05,586 --> 00:50:08,923
‐the pursuit of the elusive gray fox.
‐

1032
00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:11,717
Now there are a couple of rules
that I'd like you to keep in mind.

1033
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,928
‐One…
‐Baby, do you see either of them?

1034
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,387
No, thank God.

1035
00:50:15,471 --> 00:50:18,224
Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
I was trying to find the rest of my gear.

1036
00:50:18,307 --> 00:50:19,558
‐What the‐Hey, lover!

1037
00:50:19,642 --> 00:50:22,269
Look at what your girl found.

1038
00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:23,437
‐Whoo!
‐Shh.

1039
00:50:23,521 --> 00:50:26,166
It was in the truck the whole time.
It was just wedged under my seat.

1040
00:50:26,190 --> 00:50:27,691
‐You're the best.
‐I know. I know.

1041
00:50:27,775 --> 00:50:30,194
Oh. No, no, no. No guns.
No. No one's killing anything.

1042
00:50:30,277 --> 00:50:31,320
‐What?
‐What?

1043
00:50:31,403 --> 00:50:33,739
Yeah, it's not even a real fox hunt.
It's a fox chase.

1044
00:50:33,822 --> 00:50:36,033
And no one's seen a fox
around here in years.

1045
00:50:36,116 --> 00:50:39,495
By the way, Kyla, you're pregnant.
That means you're not coming.

1046
00:50:39,578 --> 00:50:42,414
‐Oh, fuck that.
‐

1047
00:50:42,498 --> 00:50:45,668
Excuse me! Lady in the purple.
How do I get one of those?

1048
00:50:46,418 --> 00:50:48,546
Hey, chief.
Could you just get this to the front desk?

1049
00:50:49,296 --> 00:50:51,006
Okay, baby. Let me get this straight.

1050
00:50:51,090 --> 00:50:54,885
I spent the last three months waking up
at the crack of dawn

1051
00:50:54,969 --> 00:50:57,429
to learn how to ride a horse
for a damn nature walk?

1052
00:50:57,513 --> 00:50:59,223
And the most important rule of all…

1053
00:51:00,558 --> 00:51:03,060
…have fun.

1054
00:51:22,871 --> 00:51:24,873
Nice grip. Solid trot.

1055
00:51:25,666 --> 00:51:27,227
Marcus, I didn't realize you could ride.

1056
00:51:27,251 --> 00:51:30,504
Oh, well, you know,
this ain't the tack that I'm used to.

1057
00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:33,716
You know, I prefer western reins.

1058
00:51:33,799 --> 00:51:36,010
Oh, it's too bad you're wearing
the wrong jacket.

1059
00:51:37,553 --> 00:51:40,431
Five buttons is strictly for houndsmen.

1060
00:51:44,518 --> 00:51:48,063
Harsh. I got like 12 buttons
on my cargo shorts.

1061
00:51:48,856 --> 00:51:50,376
That guy really doesn't like you, huh?

1062
00:51:50,441 --> 00:51:51,442
You think?

1063
00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:54,278
You know what? We'll show him.

1064
00:51:55,696 --> 00:51:59,325
Come on, Marcus.
Let's go find a goddamn fox.

1065
00:51:59,408 --> 00:52:01,243
Wait, what?
Let's do this!

1066
00:52:10,419 --> 00:52:14,131
Look, man. This is a big waste of time.
We are not gonna find a fox.

1067
00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:17,635
Let's just ride back to the stables,
get some food because I'm starving.

1068
00:52:21,013 --> 00:52:23,390
Hungry no more.

1069
00:52:24,308 --> 00:52:25,309
That is…

1070
00:52:27,227 --> 00:52:28,228
Oh!

1071
00:52:28,312 --> 00:52:29,563
…reindeer moss.

1072
00:52:30,856 --> 00:52:32,191
One of the edible Cladonias.

1073
00:52:34,109 --> 00:52:35,319
You gonna eat that shit?

1074
00:52:35,402 --> 00:52:37,154
Yeah, dude. It's a superfood.

1075
00:52:37,237 --> 00:52:40,282
And it only grows in a rare section
of the loblolly pine ecosystem.

1076
00:52:40,366 --> 00:52:41,926
Okay, how you know all this weird crap?

1077
00:52:41,950 --> 00:52:44,912
Licensed edible forager, man.
Any self‐respecting ranger is.

1078
00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:45,996
Try some?

1079
00:52:46,705 --> 00:52:48,624
Nah, I'm good on the tree pubes.

1080
00:52:50,918 --> 00:52:51,919
Tree pubes!

1081
00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:54,546
Why you laughing so hard?
It wasn't even that funny.

1082
00:52:54,630 --> 00:52:56,965
You know, that‐‐
that's a joke Charlie would say.

1083
00:52:57,049 --> 00:52:59,093
Sometimes I can't even tell
the two of you apart.

1084
00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:00,594
Here, check this out.

1085
00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:05,099
There. Look. There he is.
Look at that. You see?

1086
00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:08,519
‐That's Charlie?
‐Yeah, that's Charlie.

1087
00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:12,147
We look nothing alike, okay?
This is a pale white man with red hair.

1088
00:53:12,231 --> 00:53:16,026
I'm not talking about his looks, man.
I'm talking about his spirit.

1089
00:53:16,110 --> 00:53:19,113
You both got this hard shell
on the outside,

1090
00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:21,824
then one bite
and you get to the gooey center.

1091
00:53:22,324 --> 00:53:24,201
Now come on. Eat the moss.

1092
00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:28,122
You're lucky I'm hungry.

1093
00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:35,629
Okay. It's not that bad.

1094
00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:38,465
Boom! Mind open.

1095
00:53:39,883 --> 00:53:42,970
See, man. It's like
nature's crisper drawer out here.

1096
00:53:43,053 --> 00:53:46,223
Ooh! Some ramps!
The onion's wild cousin.

1097
00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:49,810
Try that.

1098
00:53:49,893 --> 00:53:51,687
Oh, man.

1099
00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:53,564
Jackpot.

1100
00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:57,901
Oh, man.

1101
00:54:00,154 --> 00:54:02,072
Okay, look.
I know you're not a big drug guy,

1102
00:54:02,156 --> 00:54:05,218
but if you ever wanna unlock the doors to
perception, this, my friend, is the key.

1103
00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:06,076
Wait, what?

1104
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:08,960
Primarily found in Spain, but around here,
we call it the Devil's Dick.

1105
00:54:09,496 --> 00:54:11,331
Most potent magic mushroom on Earth.

1106
00:54:11,415 --> 00:54:13,876
You eat one of these babies,
not only will you talk to God,

1107
00:54:13,959 --> 00:54:16,229
you'll find a rent‐controlled apartment
and move in together.

1108
00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:17,588
‐I ate it.
‐What?

1109
00:54:18,422 --> 00:54:19,798
I ate it.

1110
00:54:19,882 --> 00:54:21,508
‐Why?
‐You told me to!

1111
00:54:21,592 --> 00:54:24,052
I said, "Jackpot," and that's it.
I didn't say, "Eat it."

1112
00:54:24,136 --> 00:54:26,013
Man, you are crazy, okay?

1113
00:54:26,096 --> 00:54:29,308
Everything you touch turn into drugs!

1114
00:54:29,391 --> 00:54:30,809
Okay? What's gonna happen to me?

1115
00:54:30,893 --> 00:54:32,060
Am I about to die?

1116
00:54:32,144 --> 00:54:34,104
No, no. You're not gonna die. Okay?

1117
00:54:34,188 --> 00:54:36,982
Part of you is gonna die,
but it's gonna be reborn. You'll be fine.

1118
00:54:37,065 --> 00:54:39,085
Something's happening
because everything is purple now.

1119
00:54:39,109 --> 00:54:41,671
No, no, no, no. You're being paranoid.
It takes 20 minutes to kick in.

1120
00:54:41,695 --> 00:54:42,695
Everything's purple!

1121
00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:43,739
Oh, shit.

1122
00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:46,200
I guess only a rookie chasms that fast.

1123
00:54:47,743 --> 00:54:49,119
You need a rope man. Okay.

1124
00:54:50,829 --> 00:54:53,874
‐Marcus, I'm going in with you.
‐Mm‐hmm.

1125
00:54:53,957 --> 00:54:56,835
Every step of the way.
Deep breaths.

1126
00:54:56,919 --> 00:54:59,087
Okay.
‐I mean, this is from me to you.

1127
00:54:59,171 --> 00:55:03,091
You're a big guy. Focus. Concentrate.

1128
00:55:04,092 --> 00:55:06,678
There is a good chance
that nothing's gonna happen.

1129
00:55:26,615 --> 00:55:28,033
‐
‐

1130
00:55:29,785 --> 00:55:31,036
Emily!

1131
00:55:31,119 --> 00:55:33,747
I know I've only been here for a night,
but I've gotta say,

1132
00:55:33,831 --> 00:55:35,249
this wedding is so kick‐ass.

1133
00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:36,959
Well, at least someone's enjoying it.

1134
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,043
How could you not?

1135
00:55:38,126 --> 00:55:39,586
Your family's so freaking cool.

1136
00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:42,756
Everybody's in love with me,
and I haven't even met half of them yet.

1137
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:46,635
Yeah, uh, don't‐don't feel pressured,
like, to meet everyone.

1138
00:55:46,718 --> 00:55:49,096
You're so sweet.
No, I promise you. You have my word.

1139
00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:52,808
I'm gonna have meaningful connections
with literally every single person here.

1140
00:55:52,891 --> 00:55:55,519
I was just so busy talking
to Grandma Phyllis last night

1141
00:55:55,602 --> 00:55:57,187
that I couldn't make the rounds.

1142
00:55:57,271 --> 00:55:59,690
No, Phyllis barely even speaks.

1143
00:55:59,773 --> 00:56:02,484
She's a major, major
chatterbox deep down.

1144
00:56:02,568 --> 00:56:05,988
Harold, I don't know if this is just
Grandma Phyllis starting shit,

1145
00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:07,114
but…

1146
00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:10,367
…she said that this wedding
was already more fun than yours was.

1147
00:56:11,076 --> 00:56:12,202
That's not surprising.

1148
00:56:13,996 --> 00:56:14,997
What does that mean?

1149
00:56:17,165 --> 00:56:21,044
Well, um, there was a bit of tension
at our wedding.

1150
00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:24,298
It wasn't Phyllis.
It was your grandfather and I.

1151
00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:29,344
We just got off on the wrong foot,
and he never gave me another chance.

1152
00:56:30,095 --> 00:56:31,221
That sounds familiar.

1153
00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:34,892
Maybe now's the perfect time
for you to give Marcus another chance.

1154
00:56:34,975 --> 00:56:36,894
‐Wow.

1155
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,157
Did you hear that?

1156
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,367
Oh… Oh, I heard that.
Did you hear that?

1157
00:56:52,451 --> 00:56:54,453
I heard it. I didn't know I could hear‐‐

1158
00:56:54,536 --> 00:56:57,664
It's like, I know I can see shit,
but I didn't know I was hearing shit too.

1159
00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:02,836
What is that?

1160
00:57:04,546 --> 00:57:05,547
It's a fox.

1161
00:57:07,925 --> 00:57:10,302
‐lt's a fox.
‐lt's gotta be a fox.

1162
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:21,063
What do you think?

1163
00:57:23,315 --> 00:57:24,441
Behind you.

1164
00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:35,494
‐Don't move.
Okay.

1165
00:57:36,078 --> 00:57:37,496
Or make a sound.

1166
00:57:37,579 --> 00:57:39,081
Don't say a single word.

1167
00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:40,290
You're talking right now.

1168
00:57:40,374 --> 00:57:41,375
No, I'm not.

1169
00:57:43,752 --> 00:57:44,753
So what do we do?

1170
00:57:44,836 --> 00:57:47,381
I'm gonna go make a snare
out of that flora.

1171
00:57:49,049 --> 00:57:50,050
You stay here.

1172
00:57:50,801 --> 00:57:52,970
What do you mean, "Stay here," Ron?
Where you going?

1173
00:57:53,053 --> 00:57:55,389
Ron. Ron.

1174
00:57:56,098 --> 00:57:57,099
Ron.

1175
00:57:57,683 --> 00:57:59,059
Don't worry.

1176
00:57:59,726 --> 00:58:02,229
Foxes are a completely
nonaggressive species.

1177
00:58:04,690 --> 00:58:06,066
Get it off me!

1178
00:58:07,693 --> 00:58:10,696
It's Mr. Finnegan. He spotted something!

1179
00:58:12,364 --> 00:58:13,490
Mount up, everyone!

1180
00:58:15,534 --> 00:58:17,494
‐Get off me!
‐Grab it! Subdue it!

1181
00:58:17,577 --> 00:58:20,288
Fuck that! Get it off me!

1182
00:58:20,372 --> 00:58:22,457
‐
‐Fuck! Get it off!

1183
00:58:29,047 --> 00:58:30,382
What are you doing?

1184
00:58:43,729 --> 00:58:45,397
Mr. Finnegan likes him.

1185
00:58:48,734 --> 00:58:50,235
What the fuck?

1186
00:58:50,318 --> 00:58:51,820
Mr. Finnegan.

1187
00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:54,573
Marcus, are you okay?

1188
00:58:54,656 --> 00:58:56,241
Sweetie, I will…

1189
00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:00,412
Let me help you up there.

1190
00:59:04,332 --> 00:59:06,960
This isn't easy to say, Marcus,

1191
00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:10,630
but I think we've gotten off
on the wrong foot.

1192
00:59:10,714 --> 00:59:12,966
I see things my way, and‐‐

1193
00:59:15,510 --> 00:59:16,845
What's so funny?

1194
00:59:16,928 --> 00:59:18,430
You're a clown!

1195
00:59:19,765 --> 00:59:21,808
‐Excuse me?
You're a clown.

1196
00:59:25,103 --> 00:59:27,856
Look, if I can interject
for just a second, Harold.

1197
00:59:27,939 --> 00:59:29,959
Marcus and I have been talking
about you all weekend.

1198
00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:31,902
‐What? About my being a clown?
Yes.

1199
00:59:31,985 --> 00:59:35,280
Yes, but, you know,
a wedding is like a big, old circus.

1200
00:59:35,363 --> 00:59:38,450
And you, you're the star of the show.

1201
00:59:38,533 --> 00:59:39,618
Oh, shit.

1202
00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:43,121
‐I'm made of metal.
‐What‐What is going on here?

1203
00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:47,876
Uh, what Marcus means is
that his commitment to your daughter…

1204
00:59:49,044 --> 00:59:50,212
is as strong as steel.

1205
00:59:51,171 --> 00:59:53,840
Captain, Marcus has told me many times
that he looks up to you.

1206
00:59:54,841 --> 00:59:56,510
And he hopes that one day,

1207
00:59:56,593 --> 00:59:59,596
you can all become a real, true family
despite your differences.

1208
00:59:59,679 --> 01:00:00,680
No!

1209
01:00:02,390 --> 01:00:03,391
Because of them.

1210
01:00:03,475 --> 01:00:04,475
He said that?

1211
01:00:04,518 --> 01:00:05,644
He did. Word for word.

1212
01:00:06,228 --> 01:00:07,229
You said that?

1213
01:00:09,397 --> 01:00:10,440
Mm‐hmm.

1214
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:18,281
Lieutenant.

1215
01:00:20,534 --> 01:00:21,535
Whatever.

1216
01:00:22,994 --> 01:00:24,788
Oh, fuck. He bought it, dude. I can't‐‐

1217
01:00:25,539 --> 01:00:28,708
What the fuck? Metal? Come on. Shit.

1218
01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:30,460
‐I'm in the circus.
‐

1219
01:00:31,128 --> 01:00:33,964
Do you realize
I almost killed that dog? Fucking Ron.

1220
01:00:34,047 --> 01:00:35,423
Hey, cut him some slack.

1221
01:00:35,507 --> 01:00:38,468
He actually covered for you with my dad.

1222
01:00:38,552 --> 01:00:41,304
Like, he kind of saved your ass.

1223
01:00:41,388 --> 01:00:43,557
Wait a minute.
Is Grandma Phyllis over there talking?

1224
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,016
How's that even possible?

1225
01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:47,936
Kyla has been really obsessed
with her lately.

1226
01:00:48,019 --> 01:00:50,021
Uh‐uh. This is not good.

1227
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,025
Damn, how many cousins I got?

1228
01:00:54,109 --> 01:00:56,111
Some happy cousins. Why they so happy?

1229
01:00:56,194 --> 01:00:57,529
I don't know.

1230
01:00:57,612 --> 01:00:59,406
Tell 'em I say hi.

1231
01:01:07,956 --> 01:01:10,625
Hey, good morning, sleepyhead.
I was just getting this for you.

1232
01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:12,878
A little something to get
those synapses firing.

1233
01:01:14,129 --> 01:01:16,548
‐Why? What you put in here?
‐lt's grapefruit juice.

1234
01:01:17,549 --> 01:01:18,884
And heroin.

1235
01:01:19,718 --> 01:01:22,262
Kidding. Just drink it.
You'll feel better.

1236
01:01:23,013 --> 01:01:24,890
‐Can I be honest with you, man?
‐Yeah.

1237
01:01:25,765 --> 01:01:27,017
I really don't get you.

1238
01:01:27,684 --> 01:01:28,977
What's there to get?

1239
01:01:29,060 --> 01:01:31,563
I mean, everywhere we go,
chaos happens. Right?

1240
01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:34,399
But everybody else panics, but not you.

1241
01:01:34,482 --> 01:01:37,444
You stay calm and collected.
Like, you don't worry about any of it.

1242
01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:39,154
One night in Green Beret training,

1243
01:01:39,237 --> 01:01:41,597
they woke us up, put us in a boat,
drove us a mile offshore,

1244
01:01:41,656 --> 01:01:43,416
dumped us in the water
and said, "Swim back."

1245
01:01:44,117 --> 01:01:45,994
I watched so many guys
wear themselves out

1246
01:01:46,077 --> 01:01:48,077
swimming against the riptide
as hard as they could.

1247
01:01:48,121 --> 01:01:53,668
They had to be extracted. Me?
I found out the trick was just float.

1248
01:01:54,419 --> 01:01:57,422
Look, I've never been the type of person
that can just float, you know?

1249
01:01:57,505 --> 01:01:58,965
Marcus, you're missing the point.

1250
01:01:59,049 --> 01:02:03,053
Yeah, real story, but a metaphor, because
it has nothing to do with your body mass.

1251
01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:05,531
I understand that. I mean,
I know what metaphors are. I was‐‐

1252
01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:07,891
Do you? Do you?

1253
01:02:07,974 --> 01:02:11,978
If it isn't Special Forces
and special… stupid idiot.

1254
01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:13,998
You're lucky you didn't hurt
my dad's dog yesterday,

1255
01:02:14,022 --> 01:02:15,649
'cause if you did, I would've hurt you.

1256
01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:19,319
Okay, Gabe. Is that right?
Right? You gonna kick my ass?

1257
01:02:19,402 --> 01:02:21,505
‐You wanna go right here, right now?
‐I think he wants to.

1258
01:02:21,529 --> 01:02:22,781
'Cause we can do that.

1259
01:02:22,864 --> 01:02:26,284
If I may. Gabe, it looks like
you're trying to lead with a power jab.

1260
01:02:26,368 --> 01:02:28,828
Let's get those hips in. Get warmed up‐‐

1261
01:02:28,912 --> 01:02:31,248
Hey. What are you‐Hands off.

1262
01:02:31,331 --> 01:02:32,457
Whoa! Okay, man. I'm just‐‐

1263
01:02:32,540 --> 01:02:34,084
Listen, I'm not here to fight anyway.

1264
01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:35,887
My father sent me here
to collect the rings.

1265
01:02:35,919 --> 01:02:39,089
I guess the best man is supposed to
carry the rings, so that's why I'm here.

1266
01:02:41,424 --> 01:02:46,638
You know something? I'ma give these to
my best man, but to my new best man,
Ron.

1267
01:02:46,721 --> 01:02:48,265
‐Here you go, brother.
‐You mean it?

1268
01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:50,433
‐Can he do that?
‐No, he cannot do that.

1269
01:02:50,517 --> 01:02:53,603
It's already been done. That's right.
That's my best man right there.

1270
01:02:53,687 --> 01:02:57,357
Marcus, this means…
more to me than you'll ever know.

1271
01:02:58,191 --> 01:02:59,901
Oh, man. It's all good, br‐‐

1272
01:03:02,821 --> 01:03:03,821
Salaam.

1273
01:03:06,992 --> 01:03:07,993
Whatever. Okay.

1274
01:03:08,076 --> 01:03:09,744
See you at tee off, assholes.

1275
01:03:12,289 --> 01:03:14,291
I do not like the way they talk to you.

1276
01:03:15,959 --> 01:03:18,295
All right. They gone.
You can give me the rings back.

1277
01:03:18,378 --> 01:03:20,380
What? No. I‐You‐‐
We just said‐What?

1278
01:03:20,463 --> 01:03:22,716
No, no. That‐‐
I was doing that in front of them.

1279
01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:25,278
I'm actually gonna keep the rings,
so you just give 'em back to me.

1280
01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:28,221
Marcus, you made me your best man.
That's that. Best man holds the rings.

1281
01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:30,598
Yes, I know what
"traditionally" the best man do‐‐

1282
01:03:30,682 --> 01:03:32,726
You can't just say
the best man holds the rings

1283
01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:34,936
and then not let
the best man hold the rings.

1284
01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:36,104
I got you.

1285
01:03:39,691 --> 01:03:42,861
Well, Marcus, good to have you back.

1286
01:03:42,944 --> 01:03:44,279
That sunstroke is no joke.

1287
01:03:44,362 --> 01:03:49,617
So, people,
stay hydrated with‐with water.

1288
01:03:49,701 --> 01:03:53,955
The marshals are very strict when it
comes to alcohol, wagering and profanity.

1289
01:03:54,581 --> 01:03:57,500
‐Now we're on a championship course
here. ‐

1290
01:03:57,584 --> 01:04:01,129
So we are going
to be keeping this club pristine.

1291
01:04:01,212 --> 01:04:05,675
So, Gabe, uh, why don't you and Bennett
play with Marcus and Ron today.

1292
01:04:05,759 --> 01:04:06,926
Where's Ron anyway?

1293
01:04:07,010 --> 01:04:08,011
Got your six, Captain.

1294
01:04:08,094 --> 01:04:11,681
Ah, Lieutenant, good to see you.
Hope you're comfortable in a foursome.

1295
01:04:11,765 --> 01:04:13,725
As long as there's
at least one girl involved.

1296
01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:18,563
All right, dick holes.
How much we betting?

1297
01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:21,649
Hey, hey, man. Didn't you hear
what he said? No drinking and no
gambling.

1298
01:04:21,733 --> 01:04:24,194
Marcus. Relax. Have some fun, all right?

1299
01:04:24,277 --> 01:04:25,695
What do you say a hundred a hole?

1300
01:04:25,779 --> 01:04:26,780
Count me in.

1301
01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:27,739
Me too.

1302
01:04:27,822 --> 01:04:31,284
Tell you what. Let's keep it fresh.
Back nine we double the stakes.

1303
01:04:31,368 --> 01:04:32,786
‐Double?
‐Problem?

1304
01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:35,163
Please.
You see what I'm driving?

1305
01:04:35,246 --> 01:04:36,539
That's you, the red one?

1306
01:04:37,916 --> 01:04:39,542
What is that? A Corvette, pre‐owned?

1307
01:04:39,626 --> 01:04:42,212
‐lt's a Ferrari, you dipshit.
‐$250,000.

1308
01:04:42,295 --> 01:04:43,546
‐Bought her brand‐new.
‐Boom.

1309
01:04:44,756 --> 01:04:47,008
Now, Marcus,
I understand a hundred dollars a hole

1310
01:04:47,092 --> 01:04:48,843
is a lot of green
for a blue‐collar worker,

1311
01:04:48,927 --> 01:04:50,654
so if you need to back out,
go ahead and do it now.

1312
01:04:50,678 --> 01:04:51,763
‐Fuck you.
‐Fuck you.

1313
01:04:51,846 --> 01:04:53,046
‐No, fuck you.
‐Fuck you again.

1314
01:04:53,098 --> 01:04:55,558
No, kiss my‐You know?
Let me holla at you real quick.

1315
01:04:55,642 --> 01:04:56,768
Can you excuse us?

1316
01:04:57,894 --> 01:04:59,771
Man, I don't have that type of green.

1317
01:04:59,854 --> 01:05:02,232
Marcus, don't worry. I'll bankroll you.
Pay me back later.

1318
01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:03,983
Bankroll me with what?

1319
01:05:04,067 --> 01:05:05,068
How about this?

1320
01:05:05,944 --> 01:05:06,986
Where'd you get that?

1321
01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:09,823
Who cares? Just help me whup
the Brooks Brothers over there. Come on.

1322
01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:11,506
I would love to beat these two assholes…

1323
01:05:11,574 --> 01:05:12,992
‐Do it.
‐…but I suck at golf!

1324
01:05:13,076 --> 01:05:14,716
That's why you're lucky
I'm your best man.

1325
01:05:23,044 --> 01:05:25,255
What was that?
Thought you said you was good?

1326
01:05:25,338 --> 01:05:26,965
I am. I just gotta get warmed up.

1327
01:05:28,466 --> 01:05:29,801
You gotta get warmed up?

1328
01:05:29,884 --> 01:05:31,553
‐Want a hit?
‐No!

1329
01:05:37,142 --> 01:05:39,018
Woo‐hoo!

1330
01:05:39,102 --> 01:05:41,563
Ha! Ha!

1331
01:05:44,816 --> 01:05:47,652
Thank you so much.

1332
01:05:50,238 --> 01:05:54,075
Jesus,
I wish we had never hired this caterer.

1333
01:05:54,159 --> 01:05:55,952
Now he's telling me

1334
01:05:56,035 --> 01:05:58,538
that he's having trouble sourcing steaks
for tomorrow night.

1335
01:05:58,621 --> 01:06:00,582
I'm so sorry,
but I do just have to go on record

1336
01:06:00,665 --> 01:06:02,500
and say that I told you
to go with Ford Fry.

1337
01:06:02,584 --> 01:06:04,335
‐You did not listen to me…
‐Brooke, please.

1338
01:06:04,419 --> 01:06:06,921
Okay. Guys, please, for me.

1339
01:06:07,005 --> 01:06:11,217
Mom, I am super positive
that the caterer will figure it all out.

1340
01:06:11,301 --> 01:06:15,013
So for the next two hours,
can we just not think about steak?

1341
01:06:15,096 --> 01:06:17,140
‐Yes, dear.
Thank you.

1342
01:06:17,223 --> 01:06:20,685
Wait, guys, steaks?
I know a place that has amazing steaks.

1343
01:06:20,768 --> 01:06:23,771
Ron and I just went there on our way
here 'cause it's right down the block.

1344
01:06:23,855 --> 01:06:27,525
Hal's in Buckhead?
They were asking $300 a plate.

1345
01:06:27,609 --> 01:06:29,694
Oh, no. Girl, this place is under ten.

1346
01:06:29,777 --> 01:06:31,321
Damn, that's a steal.

1347
01:06:31,404 --> 01:06:34,115
‐What restaurant is this?
‐Oh, it's called Waffle House.

1348
01:06:39,370 --> 01:06:41,664
Well, even I don't like Waffle House.

1349
01:06:41,748 --> 01:06:43,708
Trust me, you guys. It's amazing.

1350
01:06:43,791 --> 01:06:46,419
‐Oh, my God. Is she serious?
‐No, no, Mom. She's‐‐

1351
01:06:46,503 --> 01:06:50,924
Whenever Ron and I are stressed or
horny or I have trouble going number
two‐‐

1352
01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:52,592
Hey, Kyla. You know what?

1353
01:06:52,675 --> 01:06:55,637
I think we're gonna just be here
in this moment,

1354
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:58,681
enjoying the spa, relaxing. Yeah.

1355
01:06:58,765 --> 01:07:02,435
Got you, Em. I swear I will stop talking,
and we should get our Zen on, right?

1356
01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:04,229
'Cause that's why we're at the spa.

1357
01:07:06,648 --> 01:07:10,068
Oh, Brooke, you remember when we had
our spa day right before your wedding?

1358
01:07:10,985 --> 01:07:12,403
Those hot stones were‐‐

1359
01:07:13,821 --> 01:07:16,199
Oh, my God. Not again, please.

1360
01:07:16,282 --> 01:07:18,535
Oh, no.
What's the matter?

1361
01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,396
We're getting destroyed out there.

1362
01:07:21,454 --> 01:07:23,790
‐I thought you said you was good?
‐I am good. You'll see.

1363
01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:25,041
Ernesto!

1364
01:07:27,085 --> 01:07:28,086
Sorry.

1365
01:07:31,965 --> 01:07:33,216
My man.

1366
01:07:34,467 --> 01:07:35,467
Love that guy.

1367
01:07:35,510 --> 01:07:36,970
Did you just tip him $100?

1368
01:07:37,554 --> 01:07:38,471
I have plenty left.

1369
01:07:38,555 --> 01:07:40,181
Where did you get all that cash from?

1370
01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:43,017
I pawned the wedding rings.

1371
01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:44,852
‐No, you didn't.
‐No, I did.

1372
01:07:45,853 --> 01:07:47,146
‐No, you didn't.
‐No, I did.

1373
01:07:47,230 --> 01:07:49,399
‐No, you didn't.
‐I did. Totally. Here.

1374
01:07:50,233 --> 01:07:53,111
Here's the receipt.
Northside Jewelry and Loans.

1375
01:07:55,613 --> 01:07:56,948
Oh, you did.

1376
01:07:58,157 --> 01:08:01,035
What the hell is wrong with you?

1377
01:08:01,119 --> 01:08:02,495
I just got good with Harold.

1378
01:08:02,579 --> 01:08:04,122
Pick 'em up when we win.

1379
01:08:04,205 --> 01:08:05,623
Pick 'em up when we win?

1380
01:08:05,707 --> 01:08:08,459
We're losing every hole!

1381
01:08:08,543 --> 01:08:12,338
Come on, gentlemen.
Man on the tee.

1382
01:08:12,839 --> 01:08:15,633
I'm so sorry.
I just can't breathe right now.

1383
01:08:15,717 --> 01:08:17,302
Oh!
Brooke.

1384
01:08:17,385 --> 01:08:19,387
Sweetheart, it's okay. What's wrong?

1385
01:08:19,470 --> 01:08:21,806
Back when we were dating,
Darren was so sweet.

1386
01:08:21,889 --> 01:08:23,224
No, he wasn't.

1387
01:08:23,308 --> 01:08:24,851
A little. He was a little sweet.

1388
01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:27,270
Well, what did Darren do to you,
sweetheart?

1389
01:08:27,353 --> 01:08:29,897
He's super mean to me all the time.
He says mean things.

1390
01:08:29,981 --> 01:08:31,608
Sweetie, what do you do about it?

1391
01:08:31,691 --> 01:08:33,443
‐Kyla.
‐What? No, I'm serious.

1392
01:08:33,526 --> 01:08:35,737
‐What do you mean? I‐‐
‐Okay, guys. Here's the thing.

1393
01:08:35,820 --> 01:08:39,324
I dated a lot of shitheads
before I met Ron, love of my life.

1394
01:08:39,407 --> 01:08:42,052
They were just like Darren.
These are the kind of guys that are like‐‐

1395
01:08:42,076 --> 01:08:44,912
They think they're the alpha,
but deep down,

1396
01:08:44,996 --> 01:08:47,540
‐they know they're just a little bitch.
‐Okay, Kyla…

1397
01:08:47,624 --> 01:08:51,044
Next time Darren steps out of line,
you pop him in the balls.

1398
01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:52,127
Who are you?

1399
01:08:52,170 --> 01:08:53,564
‐You can do it very nicely.
‐This person is insane.

1400
01:08:53,588 --> 01:08:56,174
I have a couple restraining orders.
It's not that big of a deal.

1401
01:08:56,257 --> 01:08:59,260
‐
‐This is a criminal. This is a criminal.

1402
01:08:59,344 --> 01:09:01,846
‐Can I talk to you for a second?
‐Yeah. Let's go chat.

1403
01:09:01,929 --> 01:09:04,950
Are you sure you wanna leave them?
Because we have our massages in two
minutes,

1404
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,352
‐and we're getting so much free shit‐‐
‐What are you doing?

1405
01:09:07,435 --> 01:09:12,231
What? I was just trying to be helpful
and give your sister some advice.

1406
01:09:12,315 --> 01:09:14,984
By suggesting that she pop her husband
in the balls?

1407
01:09:15,068 --> 01:09:16,194
Yes.

1408
01:09:16,778 --> 01:09:19,030
‐Oh, my God. Please.
‐What?

1409
01:09:19,113 --> 01:09:23,993
Kyla,
this weekend is already so stressful.

1410
01:09:24,077 --> 01:09:27,288
All I'm asking is that you not add
to that stress.

1411
01:09:27,914 --> 01:09:29,415
Can you please do that for me?

1412
01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:31,500
Okay.

1413
01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:33,294
Why are you whispering?

1414
01:09:33,378 --> 01:09:35,880
Well, because you thought
I was too loud in there.

1415
01:09:37,215 --> 01:09:39,217
God.

1416
01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:40,677
Two, three, four.

1417
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:43,096
‐
‐

1418
01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:45,324
‐That's what I'm talking about.
‐Put some respect on it.

1419
01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:46,849
Watch out.

1420
01:09:46,933 --> 01:09:48,976
Okay. How much you got left?
‐Not a lot.

1421
01:09:49,060 --> 01:09:51,789
‐We're gonna never get those rings back.
All right, boys. Last hole.

1422
01:09:51,813 --> 01:09:52,855
Let's do something big.

1423
01:09:52,939 --> 01:09:55,751
Double or nothing. All in. I stick it
on the green from here in one shot.

1424
01:09:55,775 --> 01:09:58,319
Double or nothing? That's what you‐No!

1425
01:09:58,403 --> 01:10:00,071
No. No double or nothing. No!

1426
01:10:00,154 --> 01:10:02,257
You do realize
you haven't hit a green all day, right?

1427
01:10:02,281 --> 01:10:04,158
Wait. Haven't I?

1428
01:10:04,242 --> 01:10:07,578
You know what? We're in. Actually,
let's make it a little interesting.

1429
01:10:07,662 --> 01:10:09,622
Let's put Bennett's Ferrari in the pot.

1430
01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:11,791
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on.

1431
01:10:11,874 --> 01:10:12,959
That's like 45 grand.

1432
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,335
Forty‐five thousand?

1433
01:10:16,504 --> 01:10:17,505
It's pre‐owned.

1434
01:10:18,214 --> 01:10:19,215
We can match that.

1435
01:10:20,508 --> 01:10:25,012
One shot. I stick it on the 18th green
from here, we win.

1436
01:10:26,013 --> 01:10:28,558
I miss by an inch, we lose.

1437
01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:32,186
Ron. Ron. I can't do that.

1438
01:10:32,270 --> 01:10:34,689
Come on. You can, man.
Remember, just float.

1439
01:10:34,772 --> 01:10:36,816
What the fuck you mean floating?
Fuck floating.

1440
01:10:36,899 --> 01:10:37,900
Fine.

1441
01:10:38,484 --> 01:10:39,694
‐lt's a bet.
‐Fine.

1442
01:10:42,071 --> 01:10:43,071
All right, gentlemen.

1443
01:10:43,114 --> 01:10:46,367
For the record, this is a Titleist 7
with two pink dots. Do we agree?

1444
01:10:46,451 --> 01:10:49,579
Yes. We do agree that
you are a dumb-ass.

1445
01:10:49,662 --> 01:10:51,205
That is the wrong hole.

1446
01:10:51,289 --> 01:10:52,498
That's the seventh green.

1447
01:10:52,582 --> 01:10:56,461
The 18th green… that way.

1448
01:11:05,928 --> 01:11:08,681
Three hundred and seventy‐five yards.
Dogleg left.

1449
01:11:08,765 --> 01:11:10,391
Good luck hitting over the trees.

1450
01:11:10,475 --> 01:11:11,851
And no backing out.

1451
01:11:12,393 --> 01:11:13,519
We shook on it.

1452
01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:15,104
‐Mm‐hmm.
‐

1453
01:11:15,688 --> 01:11:16,688
Aw.

1454
01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:24,947
I can't watch this.

1455
01:11:53,226 --> 01:11:54,560
Whoa.

1456
01:12:05,363 --> 01:12:06,739
You see it?
No.

1457
01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:08,324
‐Do you see‐No. No, no.
‐

1458
01:12:08,407 --> 01:12:09,575
It's not on the green.

1459
01:12:11,244 --> 01:12:13,996
It's not on the green.
Oh. It's not on the green.

1460
01:12:14,580 --> 01:12:15,957
Could've sworn I got all of it.

1461
01:12:17,208 --> 01:12:18,501
Check the cup.

1462
01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:20,586
‐Check the cup?
‐Check these nuts.

1463
01:12:29,679 --> 01:12:30,680
"Titleist 7."

1464
01:12:31,639 --> 01:12:33,099
Two pink dots.

1465
01:12:33,683 --> 01:12:34,976
What?

1466
01:12:36,727 --> 01:12:37,562
Yes.

1467
01:12:37,645 --> 01:12:40,773
You was hustling them the whole time?
Where you learn to play like that?

1468
01:12:40,857 --> 01:12:44,902
Army shrink. He said golf was good
for PTSD. I got a little obsessed.

1469
01:12:44,986 --> 01:12:47,029
But that was a hole in one.
What are the chances?

1470
01:12:47,113 --> 01:12:48,447
Uh, roughly zero.

1471
01:12:48,531 --> 01:12:50,992
‐So, you cheated?
‐I do not cheat.

1472
01:12:51,075 --> 01:12:52,675
I put that on the green fair and square.

1473
01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:55,288
Ernesto. Remember my guy?

1474
01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:58,100
I had him kick it in the cup to make
it awesome, which it totally was.

1475
01:12:58,124 --> 01:13:00,585
Well, look at you now, brother.
You own a new Ferrari.

1476
01:13:00,668 --> 01:13:03,421
Nah, man. We'll enjoy this for a bit,
but I'm‐I'm giving it back.

1477
01:13:04,297 --> 01:13:05,840
I only did it for one reason, Marcus.

1478
01:13:06,674 --> 01:13:11,137
No one, and I mean no one, talks to you
the way they did at breakfast.

1479
01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:14,307
Thank you. And I appreciate that.
So, we can‐Can we just go get the
ring‐‐

1480
01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:17,727
You made me your best man, and with
that comes a solemn oath of
responsibility.

1481
01:13:18,978 --> 01:13:21,230
Cool. And you're right. It comes with‐‐

1482
01:13:21,314 --> 01:13:23,399
Responsibility to always have your back.

1483
01:13:24,358 --> 01:13:30,239
I give you my word.
I will never, ever… ever let you down.

1484
01:13:30,323 --> 01:13:31,490
Ron, I get it.

1485
01:13:31,574 --> 01:13:35,578
I get it. You got my back. But can we now
go get the rings? Like‐Like right now.

1486
01:13:35,661 --> 01:13:37,079
Sure, man. What's the rush?

1487
01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:39,749
Pawnshop closes at 6:00. It's like 2:45.

1488
01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:41,500
What are you talking about? It's 5:45.

1489
01:13:41,584 --> 01:13:43,127
Oh, shit.

1490
01:13:43,210 --> 01:13:45,546
My watch is still on Oregon time.
I never changed it.

1491
01:13:45,630 --> 01:13:48,966
I was wondering why it gets dark
out here so early.

1492
01:13:50,718 --> 01:13:51,718
What?

1493
01:13:53,596 --> 01:13:58,643
…arrested for breaking
into a Pine Valley lake house.

1494
01:13:58,726 --> 01:14:01,729
Luckily for him,
police quickly discovered the problem.

1495
01:14:01,812 --> 01:14:05,399
He once owned the home
and they believe he was simply confused.

1496
01:14:05,483 --> 01:14:09,111
Officer on the scene says
there will be no charges filed.

1497
01:14:09,195 --> 01:14:11,697
Matthew Sweeney's World of Magic Tour
is over and‐‐

1498
01:14:16,410 --> 01:14:17,912
Whoa!
Whoa!

1499
01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:22,208
Hell, man!
Whoa!

1500
01:14:24,043 --> 01:14:25,044
Wait.

1501
01:14:30,383 --> 01:14:32,635
Thank fucking God!

1502
01:14:33,177 --> 01:14:35,388
‐
See, man? Just like I told you.

1503
01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:38,683
You just gotta float and, somehow,
it all works out. You feel better?

1504
01:14:39,517 --> 01:14:42,144
‐Did you ask me if I feel better?
‐Yeah.

1505
01:14:42,228 --> 01:14:43,229
Are you serious?

1506
01:14:43,938 --> 01:14:46,190
Do I feel better?
You know how close that was?

1507
01:14:46,273 --> 01:14:49,360
If I had lost these rings,
that whole family would've been on my
ass!

1508
01:15:02,123 --> 01:15:04,041
What if somebody came in
and bought these rings?

1509
01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:05,894
We wouldn't have been able
to get back the rings.

1510
01:15:05,918 --> 01:15:09,422
We'd have to get some rings from some
dead person's fingers that I don't even
know.

1511
01:15:26,272 --> 01:15:28,709
What should I feel better about?
You know what I'll feel better about?

1512
01:15:28,733 --> 01:15:30,818
When we get back
to that stuffy ass country club

1513
01:15:30,901 --> 01:15:35,489
and get these goddamn Conway family
rings on our goddamn fingers.

1514
01:15:39,243 --> 01:15:43,205
That bird's about to shit.

1515
01:15:43,873 --> 01:15:45,553
That's what would happen If I lost these‐‐

1516
01:16:00,097 --> 01:16:02,600
I didn't‐I didn't want you
to get your shoes messy.

1517
01:16:09,273 --> 01:16:11,317
You didn't want to get my shoes messy?

1518
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:12,985
I figured you could hold on to them.

1519
01:16:13,069 --> 01:16:16,697
I didn't know you were gonna drop 'em.
I just was trying to save your sh‐‐

1520
01:16:16,781 --> 01:16:20,826
You were trying to save
my shoes.

1521
01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:24,955
You don't care about my wedding or
me being happy for the rest of my life‐‐

1522
01:16:25,039 --> 01:16:26,957
I just didn't know what
was gonna happen.

1523
01:16:27,041 --> 01:16:28,167
Ah! Motherfucker!

1524
01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:31,337
Hey. Okay.
You're choking me, man. You're‐‐

1525
01:16:32,713 --> 01:16:34,006
You're choking me.

1526
01:16:34,090 --> 01:16:35,549
I know exactly what I'm doing.

1527
01:16:35,633 --> 01:16:37,343
Marcus, I'm trained to escape this.

1528
01:16:38,552 --> 01:16:41,180
But I won't. You're my friend.

1529
01:16:41,263 --> 01:16:43,265
I think you need
to express your feelings here.

1530
01:16:43,349 --> 01:16:45,142
Feelings? I feel great.

1531
01:16:45,226 --> 01:16:48,187
I feel so good. This the best
I've felt all fucking weekend.

1532
01:16:48,270 --> 01:16:50,874
Got it. Before you choke me
out, there's something you should know.

1533
01:16:50,898 --> 01:16:51,982
Shut up!

1534
01:16:52,066 --> 01:16:54,944
Back before Mexico, the doctors said
I could never have a baby.

1535
01:16:55,027 --> 01:16:57,822
They said I was sterile.

1536
01:16:57,905 --> 01:16:58,989
Wait, wait. What?

1537
01:16:59,073 --> 01:17:00,991
I went to see a bunch of specialists.

1538
01:17:01,075 --> 01:17:04,745
Out‐of‐pocket cost is so damn high
with the deductibles. I should have‐‐

1539
01:17:04,829 --> 01:17:06,497
Get to the fucking point!

1540
01:17:06,580 --> 01:17:09,583
Back in Mexico, Kyla got pregnant.

1541
01:17:09,667 --> 01:17:10,876
And…

1542
01:17:12,211 --> 01:17:14,922
it's because… …of you.

1543
01:17:16,841 --> 01:17:18,843
‐Oh, God.
‐Okay. Passing out.

1544
01:17:22,429 --> 01:17:24,640
Aw, man. Never mind, I'm good.

1545
01:17:27,476 --> 01:17:28,477
What?

1546
01:17:30,604 --> 01:17:31,939
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1547
01:17:44,702 --> 01:17:46,579
Hey, everybody.

1548
01:17:47,163 --> 01:17:48,539
We‐We need to talk.

1549
01:17:48,622 --> 01:17:51,542
Where have you been?
My brother got back from golf an hour
ago.

1550
01:17:51,625 --> 01:17:54,503
I really need to talk to you
about something, like, right now.

1551
01:17:55,087 --> 01:17:56,130
‐Right now?
‐Yes.

1552
01:17:56,213 --> 01:18:00,634
So, Kyla's not five months pregnant.
She got pregnant in Mexico.

1553
01:18:00,718 --> 01:18:01,719
So?

1554
01:18:02,553 --> 01:18:03,554
So…

1555
01:18:04,430 --> 01:18:06,348
um…

1556
01:18:06,432 --> 01:18:09,226
…you know that night got a little‐‐
got a little crazy,

1557
01:18:09,310 --> 01:18:12,813
and we never‐we never actually
discussed everything that happened.

1558
01:18:12,897 --> 01:18:14,190
Like what?

1559
01:18:14,773 --> 01:18:18,944
Like, you know, we had sex
in the same room. Me and you.

1560
01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:25,701
But also, it was, like, partners
in the room also having sex.

1561
01:18:25,784 --> 01:18:29,997
But not with their particular partners.

1562
01:18:33,083 --> 01:18:35,294
You understand where
I'm going with this?

1563
01:18:37,338 --> 01:18:40,299
Yes. I… I know.

1564
01:18:41,759 --> 01:18:42,760
You do?

1565
01:18:43,636 --> 01:18:47,264
I know exactly what happened.
I was there, Marcus.

1566
01:18:51,644 --> 01:18:53,229
Uh…

1567
01:18:53,312 --> 01:18:54,313
Baby, is that Zeke?

1568
01:18:57,107 --> 01:18:59,318
And Enzo and Fred.

1569
01:19:00,402 --> 01:19:01,987
Who the hell are these people?

1570
01:19:02,071 --> 01:19:03,113
Surprise!

1571
01:19:03,197 --> 01:19:04,198
‐Hey.
‐Hey.

1572
01:19:04,281 --> 01:19:06,760
What the hell you doing here?
Matter of fact, why you not at work?

1573
01:19:06,784 --> 01:19:09,464
Nice place, boss. Yeah, I would not
have let us come to this either.

1574
01:19:09,536 --> 01:19:11,413
But we do appreciate the invitation.

1575
01:19:11,497 --> 01:19:13,624
What you mean "invitation"?
I didn't invite you. Who‐‐

1576
01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:15,668
Who did invite you?

1577
01:19:15,751 --> 01:19:17,294
Uh, ladies and gentlemen…

1578
01:19:17,378 --> 01:19:19,004
Good evening everyone, and welcome.

1579
01:19:19,088 --> 01:19:20,923
‐
‐

1580
01:19:21,006 --> 01:19:22,424
What is he doing up there?

1581
01:19:22,508 --> 01:19:25,469
Captain, uh, permission to say a few
words about the happy couple?

1582
01:19:26,679 --> 01:19:29,556
Hello, everyone.
I'm Ron. I'm Marcus's suku'un.

1583
01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:32,494
Of course, you wouldn't know that if you
saw him choking me in the street earlier.

1584
01:19:32,518 --> 01:19:34,103
‐The fuck is he talking 'bout?
‐Shh.

1585
01:19:34,186 --> 01:19:37,106
Marcus. Bet you're surprised
to see your pals from work, huh?

1586
01:19:37,189 --> 01:19:39,692
When I heard Kyla and I were
your only close friends here,

1587
01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:41,610
I called Parker Construction myself,

1588
01:19:41,694 --> 01:19:45,155
and I told them,
"You better get your butts on a plane!"

1589
01:19:45,239 --> 01:19:46,323
'Cause let's face it,

1590
01:19:46,907 --> 01:19:49,668
it's times like these when you want
your closest friends by your side.

1591
01:19:49,743 --> 01:19:52,246
I was best man for my army pal,
Charlie Anderton.

1592
01:19:52,329 --> 01:19:53,998
Man, Charlie and I are super close.

1593
01:19:54,081 --> 01:19:56,834
Like, I talk to him every day.

1594
01:19:57,418 --> 01:20:00,254
Never in my life did I think
I'd have another friend like Charlie.

1595
01:20:02,006 --> 01:20:05,092
And then Marcus and I crossed paths
in Mexico, and I know. I know.

1596
01:20:05,175 --> 01:20:06,969
I'm not supposed to talk about Mexico.

1597
01:20:08,345 --> 01:20:12,391
It was just that moment where
Emily and Marcus became like family

1598
01:20:12,474 --> 01:20:13,976
to Kyla and me.

1599
01:20:14,059 --> 01:20:17,813
But little did we know just how much
like family we would become.

1600
01:20:19,273 --> 01:20:21,025
‐Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Kyla.
‐

1601
01:20:21,108 --> 01:20:24,486
Thank you, baby.
Isn't he so cute, you guys?

1602
01:20:24,570 --> 01:20:29,033
Don't you wanna bake him at 350
till his skin gets crispy?

1603
01:20:29,116 --> 01:20:30,117
I do.

1604
01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:32,411
Um, as you can see,
I'm currently with child,

1605
01:20:32,494 --> 01:20:35,956
which is, like, actually insane
because Ron and I were told that kids,

1606
01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:38,042
like, weren't gonna be
in the cards for us.

1607
01:20:38,125 --> 01:20:41,503
Without going into too much detail,
it was a semen issue.

1608
01:20:41,587 --> 01:20:44,340
You know what I mean?
So for us, he could shoot far.

1609
01:20:44,423 --> 01:20:45,841
Not like my friend Sue's husband

1610
01:20:45,924 --> 01:20:48,278
who it kinda trickles off the top
of the dick like a waterfall.

1611
01:20:48,302 --> 01:20:50,387
No, when he shoots, he shoots fast.

1612
01:20:50,471 --> 01:20:52,806
He shoots hard.
He shoots, like, a straight shot.

1613
01:20:52,890 --> 01:20:57,102
So it's more kind of like what's in
the shots that's the problem.

1614
01:20:57,186 --> 01:21:00,356
Anyway, Larry and Nancy, rest assured.

1615
01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:04,151
Because even if these two choose
to not have kids of their own,

1616
01:21:04,234 --> 01:21:06,236
your legacy is alive and well

1617
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:10,741
and kicking right here inside of me
in my fertile womb.

1618
01:21:10,824 --> 01:21:13,619
‐This is what I was trying to tell you.
‐What are you talking about?

1619
01:21:13,702 --> 01:21:17,706
But something super magical happened
when we were in Mexico.

1620
01:21:17,790 --> 01:21:22,419
And, Marcus, you are destined to play a
really important part in our child's life.

1621
01:21:23,045 --> 01:21:27,716
I am so excited to announce
to all of you that this baby is‐‐

1622
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:28,926
Is mine!

1623
01:21:29,009 --> 01:21:30,803
‐lt's mine.
‐

1624
01:21:30,886 --> 01:21:36,767
The baby she's carrying…
It's my‐It's my baby.

1625
01:21:39,103 --> 01:21:40,145
I'm confused.

1626
01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:43,857
I was taught by them to step up
and do what's right, and I'm doing it.

1627
01:21:43,941 --> 01:21:45,317
Pass me the wine.

1628
01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:48,987
Me and Emily took a trip to Mexico
where we met these two.

1629
01:21:49,071 --> 01:21:53,409
And, uh, one night, we got really drunk.

1630
01:21:53,492 --> 01:21:58,664
Like, like insanely drunk,
like really fucked up.

1631
01:21:58,747 --> 01:22:04,294
I was toe up, and things got
a little, um… a little weird.

1632
01:22:06,171 --> 01:22:09,925
Sexually. It got sexually weird.

1633
01:22:10,008 --> 01:22:15,514
Which led to me unintentionally,
'cause it wasn't my intentions to do this,

1634
01:22:15,597 --> 01:22:18,725
I unintentionally gave this woman a baby.

1635
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:21,186
So now she's carrying my child.

1636
01:22:21,854 --> 01:22:24,648
It is what it is. That's my baby.

1637
01:22:26,984 --> 01:22:28,527
Actually, no.

1638
01:22:30,737 --> 01:22:35,075
We just wanted to share with you
that it's a boy,

1639
01:22:36,076 --> 01:22:38,704
and we're gonna name him Marcus
in your honor.

1640
01:22:38,787 --> 01:22:43,292
You're not the father.
He's not the father. I am.

1641
01:22:44,543 --> 01:22:46,336
I've been trying
to tell you that all week.

1642
01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:50,716
Okay, in Mexico, remember? I was gonna
run and jump off the cliff into the water.

1643
01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:53,302
‐You're like, "Don't cover your balls."
‐Yeah. So?

1644
01:22:53,385 --> 01:22:55,804
Yeah, so, the impact from the jump, like,

1645
01:22:56,722 --> 01:22:58,642
knocked the eight ball back
in the corner pocket.

1646
01:22:58,682 --> 01:23:01,435
'Cause now‐now my balls work, man.

1647
01:23:02,811 --> 01:23:04,438
My balls work because of you.

1648
01:23:07,774 --> 01:23:09,276
So, that's not my baby?

1649
01:23:09,943 --> 01:23:11,069
‐No.
‐No.

1650
01:23:11,153 --> 01:23:13,447
Yeah. It's not.

1651
01:23:13,530 --> 01:23:14,531
Sorry.

1652
01:23:24,124 --> 01:23:29,671
I believe that the food choices are
between the fish

1653
01:23:30,672 --> 01:23:32,508
and‐and the beef.

1654
01:23:32,591 --> 01:23:35,093
‐Yeah.
‐I hear they're both really tasty.

1655
01:23:35,969 --> 01:23:38,805
‐Did you cheat on my daughter?
‐Captain, hold on.

1656
01:23:38,889 --> 01:23:41,433
Answer me.
Did you have sex with that woman?

1657
01:23:41,517 --> 01:23:43,560
I'm honestly very confused right now.

1658
01:23:43,644 --> 01:23:45,729
‐No, Daddy, he didn't.
‐How would you know?

1659
01:23:46,730 --> 01:23:47,814
I just do, okay?

1660
01:23:47,898 --> 01:23:49,483
No! How would you know?

1661
01:23:49,566 --> 01:23:51,401
‐Because I did.
‐

1662
01:23:51,485 --> 01:23:54,780
It's true. She did. It was hot.

1663
01:23:54,863 --> 01:23:57,282
I can vouch. Super hot.

1664
01:23:57,366 --> 01:23:59,701
This is the best wedding
I've ever been to.

1665
01:24:00,285 --> 01:24:01,453
Seriously?

1666
01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:04,498
You‐You will never marry my daughter.

1667
01:24:04,581 --> 01:24:06,041
What have you done to her?

1668
01:24:06,124 --> 01:24:08,252
‐He didn't do anything to me, Dad.
Enough!

1669
01:24:08,335 --> 01:24:09,545
Move.

1670
01:24:09,628 --> 01:24:11,296
Sis, you're not thinking straight, okay?

1671
01:24:11,380 --> 01:24:13,340
Look, it's obvious to
everyone besides you

1672
01:24:13,423 --> 01:24:15,818
that you're marrying some loser
who's only bringing you down.

1673
01:24:15,842 --> 01:24:17,094
Yo, who you talkin' about?

1674
01:24:17,177 --> 01:24:18,720
I am talking about you.

1675
01:24:18,804 --> 01:24:21,598
You're utterly beneath her.
You have trash friends, a trash job.

1676
01:24:21,682 --> 01:24:23,600
And you wanna know
why? Because you are‐‐

1677
01:24:23,684 --> 01:24:25,060
‐What?
‐

1678
01:24:25,811 --> 01:24:26,645
Shit.

1679
01:24:26,728 --> 01:24:28,397
‐Well.
Okay.

1680
01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:32,776
Look what you made me do again.

1681
01:24:32,859 --> 01:24:34,820
Marcus. You give me back those rings.

1682
01:24:34,903 --> 01:24:36,905
‐Just give me back those damn rings.
‐Oh, my‐‐

1683
01:24:36,989 --> 01:24:39,157
Guess what, Harold.
It's not gonna happen.

1684
01:24:39,241 --> 01:24:40,993
You know why? Because the rings…

1685
01:24:42,327 --> 01:24:44,413
the rings are in the, um…

1686
01:24:45,539 --> 01:24:46,790
in the sewer.

1687
01:24:50,168 --> 01:24:51,169
My rings?

1688
01:24:51,253 --> 01:24:53,088
Marcus. Marcus.

1689
01:24:54,381 --> 01:24:57,342
‐ls this who you want to marry?
‐Not right now, Mom.

1690
01:24:57,426 --> 01:24:58,719
I'm gonna kick your ass, man.

1691
01:24:58,802 --> 01:25:00,929
Slow down, playboy.
Nobody's kicking anybody's ass.

1692
01:25:02,264 --> 01:25:03,765
‐Yo.
‐

1693
01:25:05,225 --> 01:25:07,603
Ron! Oh, my God! You guys!

1694
01:25:12,649 --> 01:25:16,278
Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!

1695
01:25:16,361 --> 01:25:18,488
Shit. Shit. Shit.

1696
01:25:18,572 --> 01:25:20,240
So sorry.

1697
01:25:25,912 --> 01:25:27,581
Sorry.

1698
01:25:28,165 --> 01:25:30,584
‐You think the bar's still open?
‐Mmm.

1699
01:25:32,294 --> 01:25:36,715
Marcus. Marcus, wait. Wait, baby.

1700
01:25:36,798 --> 01:25:39,217
Baby, why didn't you just tell me
you slept with Kyla?

1701
01:25:39,301 --> 01:25:42,596
I don't know, okay.
Everything was just so weird.

1702
01:25:42,679 --> 01:25:44,473
And like you said, we were all so drunk.

1703
01:25:44,556 --> 01:25:48,018
It's no excuse, but it's not like you were
rushing to tell me you slept with her too.

1704
01:25:48,101 --> 01:25:50,163
‐But I didn't sleep with her.
‐But you thought you did.

1705
01:25:50,187 --> 01:25:52,898
‐Yeah, 'cause she was on top of me.
‐No. We were on top of you.

1706
01:25:52,981 --> 01:25:54,274
You were not involved.

1707
01:25:54,358 --> 01:25:55,776
Almost.
‐What are we doing?

1708
01:25:55,859 --> 01:25:58,445
You okay?
That was scary, right? Now…

1709
01:25:58,528 --> 01:25:59,528
What the hell?

1710
01:26:00,447 --> 01:26:03,200
Three, two times a day.
Down the hatch. Now swallow it down.

1711
01:26:03,283 --> 01:26:05,369
‐Get it down.
‐Hey. Look. What are you doing?

1712
01:26:05,452 --> 01:26:06,912
‐What?
‐What?

1713
01:26:07,579 --> 01:26:11,333
I knew it. Dr. Adolphus. You've been
giving her pills this whole time?

1714
01:26:11,416 --> 01:26:13,519
She's in so much pain.
I'm just helping her manage it.

1715
01:26:13,543 --> 01:26:14,896
Oh, my God.
‐What the fuck, Kyla?

1716
01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:17,464
‐What?
‐She's old. She could OD.

1717
01:26:17,547 --> 01:26:19,758
‐Grandma, spit it out.
‐Hey, guys.

1718
01:26:19,841 --> 01:26:21,927
Grandma, Grandma. Spit it out.
Grandma.

1719
01:26:22,010 --> 01:26:23,387
Spit it out, Grandma! Grandma.

1720
01:26:23,470 --> 01:26:24,697
I feel like I missed something.

1721
01:26:24,721 --> 01:26:26,201
You know what? Just try and swallow‐‐

1722
01:26:26,264 --> 01:26:28,892
Come here!
You had no right to give her drugs.

1723
01:26:28,975 --> 01:26:32,312
Oh, no, no. No, no, no, babe.
They're not drugs. They're herbs.

1724
01:26:32,396 --> 01:26:34,690
Dr. Adolphus‐‐
No, he's a homeopathic doctor.

1725
01:26:34,773 --> 01:26:37,109
Bullshit.
You said he got in trouble with the law.

1726
01:26:37,192 --> 01:26:38,735
Yeah, for selling raw milk.

1727
01:26:38,819 --> 01:26:40,737
Oregon's just not as liberal
as people think.

1728
01:26:40,821 --> 01:26:42,864
Whatever. The fact is, that's my grandma.

1729
01:26:42,948 --> 01:26:44,550
You should not have been
giving her anything.

1730
01:26:44,574 --> 01:26:46,076
That's the problem with you two.

1731
01:26:46,159 --> 01:26:48,245
Y'all love poking your noses
in other people's shit.

1732
01:26:48,328 --> 01:26:49,454
Marcus, that's not true.

1733
01:26:49,538 --> 01:26:50,664
Oh, it's not true?

1734
01:26:50,747 --> 01:26:55,085
So, why would you invite my coworkers
to a wedding without asking me?

1735
01:26:55,168 --> 01:26:57,939
Why did you pawn my rings? You didn't
ask me if we wanted to do that either.

1736
01:26:57,963 --> 01:27:02,426
Or why would you put cocaine in the
drinks of people you don't even know?

1737
01:27:02,509 --> 01:27:06,471
Because I would want people to put
cocaine in my drink if they just met me.

1738
01:27:06,555 --> 01:27:08,181
We were just trying to be nice.

1739
01:27:08,265 --> 01:27:11,143
"Trying to be nice"
just blew up my fucking wedding!

1740
01:27:11,226 --> 01:27:12,144
This the crazy part.

1741
01:27:12,227 --> 01:27:14,706
We have no idea why you're here
'cause we didn't even invite you.

1742
01:27:14,730 --> 01:27:16,530
Marcus, we're here
because we're your friends.

1743
01:27:16,565 --> 01:27:19,151
Friends? You think we're friends?

1744
01:27:19,234 --> 01:27:20,986
We're not friends, okay!

1745
01:27:21,069 --> 01:27:25,198
We were just vacation friends
for one week in Mexico!

1746
01:27:25,282 --> 01:27:27,284
We didn't plan on
seeing y'all again, at all!

1747
01:27:27,367 --> 01:27:29,536
That's why I didn't give you
my phone number!

1748
01:27:31,538 --> 01:27:33,749
Okay, look. It's been an emotional night‐‐

1749
01:27:33,832 --> 01:27:35,250
Emotional? Let me say this to you.

1750
01:27:35,333 --> 01:27:38,462
Your friend Charlie probably was able
to put up with your bullshit,

1751
01:27:38,545 --> 01:27:41,298
but I'm gonna tell you something,
we had enough.

1752
01:27:41,381 --> 01:27:42,382
We're done.

1753
01:27:42,466 --> 01:27:44,843
So do us a favor
and float the fuck outta here.

1754
01:27:51,057 --> 01:27:52,058
Kyla.

1755
01:28:06,072 --> 01:28:07,783
Uh, baby, it had to be done.

1756
01:28:08,867 --> 01:28:10,952
Yeah. They‐They had it‐‐
They had it coming.

1757
01:28:12,496 --> 01:28:13,747
‐Yeah.
‐Right?

1758
01:28:14,748 --> 01:28:16,041
Yeah.

1759
01:28:16,124 --> 01:28:17,834
Grandma, let me get you back inside.

1760
01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:29,513
Oh, Emily says
Harold is still missing.

1761
01:28:29,596 --> 01:28:31,473
He was gone the whole night?

1762
01:28:31,556 --> 01:28:34,559
‐You think your employees whupped his
ass? Oh, stop.

1763
01:28:34,643 --> 01:28:37,062
Dad, no, okay. My employees wouldn't…

1764
01:28:40,273 --> 01:28:42,609
‐Nah, you‐you're being ridiculous.
‐

1765
01:28:43,819 --> 01:28:46,029
There he is. The man of the hour.

1766
01:28:46,112 --> 01:28:47,614
Are y'all drinking already?

1767
01:28:47,697 --> 01:28:49,032
We still going from last night.

1768
01:28:49,115 --> 01:28:51,135
Yeah, man.
Your wedding just gets better and better.

1769
01:28:51,159 --> 01:28:52,911
Well, I'm glad you enjoying yourself,

1770
01:28:52,994 --> 01:28:56,164
but, honestly, I don't think
we gonna have a wedding anymore.

1771
01:28:56,248 --> 01:28:58,083
‐Do we get the Hennessy back?
‐Mmm.

1772
01:28:58,166 --> 01:29:00,001
What are you talking about?
It's happening.

1773
01:29:00,085 --> 01:29:01,336
‐Says who?

1774
01:29:02,587 --> 01:29:04,089
Says this asshole.

1775
01:29:06,675 --> 01:29:07,676
Harold?

1776
01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:10,846
How are ya? Marcus.
How you doing?

1777
01:29:10,929 --> 01:29:12,931
Okay, look, man.
Where have you been?

1778
01:29:13,014 --> 01:29:15,934
‐Well, I've been with these fools.

1779
01:29:16,017 --> 01:29:17,894
It's an old army tradition.

1780
01:29:17,978 --> 01:29:21,064
When you punch a man,
you have to buy him a beer.

1781
01:29:21,147 --> 01:29:22,190
And we started drinking.

1782
01:29:22,274 --> 01:29:25,277
And drinking
and drinking and drinking.

1783
01:29:26,236 --> 01:29:30,198
And while we were drinking, the boys told
me about what it was like to work for
you.

1784
01:29:31,324 --> 01:29:35,829
They said, "Oh, Marcus.
Marcus is so‐so demanding,

1785
01:29:35,912 --> 01:29:38,790
so‐so uncompromising."

1786
01:29:38,874 --> 01:29:42,794
I must admit,
it does sound like someone I know.

1787
01:29:44,087 --> 01:29:49,551
Then they told me
why your last marriage ended.

1788
01:29:50,385 --> 01:29:51,386
Is that right?

1789
01:29:51,970 --> 01:29:55,891
They said, your wife, she didn't wanna
go along with the sacrifices

1790
01:29:55,974 --> 01:29:58,059
that you made when the recession hit.

1791
01:30:00,228 --> 01:30:01,646
And they told me that…

1792
01:30:04,399 --> 01:30:09,654
…that you paid for
all of your employees, every man,

1793
01:30:09,738 --> 01:30:11,990
out of your own pocket.

1794
01:30:12,949 --> 01:30:14,451
Came back strong, though.

1795
01:30:14,534 --> 01:30:16,286
Thirty‐five mil in revenue last year.

1796
01:30:16,369 --> 01:30:18,371
It's right there on the spreadsheet.

1797
01:30:18,455 --> 01:30:23,335
I admit, I haven't held you
in the highest esteem.

1798
01:30:24,252 --> 01:30:26,379
But you're a good businessman, Marcus.

1799
01:30:27,047 --> 01:30:31,676
But more important, you are a good man.

1800
01:30:33,553 --> 01:30:36,848
Wow. This means a lot, Harold.
I really appreciate‐‐

1801
01:30:40,268 --> 01:30:44,230
Yes. And to think,
I would never known any of this

1802
01:30:44,314 --> 01:30:46,775
if you hadn't invited these boys.

1803
01:30:47,359 --> 01:30:50,195
But, no. I mean, I actually
didn't even invite them.

1804
01:30:51,780 --> 01:30:52,781
Ron did.

1805
01:30:53,490 --> 01:30:54,491
Huh.

1806
01:30:55,784 --> 01:30:57,118
Where is Ron?

1807
01:30:58,119 --> 01:31:01,039
Hi, sweetie. Got a minute?

1808
01:31:01,122 --> 01:31:05,043
Grandma. I'm sorry about last night.

1809
01:31:05,126 --> 01:31:08,463
You mean when you stuck your hand
down my throat.

1810
01:31:08,546 --> 01:31:10,799
‐lt happens.
‐Does it?

1811
01:31:10,882 --> 01:31:12,467
Whoa, whoa.

1812
01:31:12,550 --> 01:31:13,718
You can walk.

1813
01:31:13,802 --> 01:31:17,097
That pill Kyla gave me really works.

1814
01:31:17,180 --> 01:31:18,848
‐Seriously? The herbs?
‐Yeah.

1815
01:31:18,932 --> 01:31:22,018
And it doesn't make me sleepy
like my usual pill.

1816
01:31:22,936 --> 01:31:25,480
Oh, she's a sweet girl.

1817
01:31:25,563 --> 01:31:27,148
Yeah, she…

1818
01:31:28,942 --> 01:31:30,402
She's something.

1819
01:31:30,485 --> 01:31:32,946
I'm sorry you two had a falling out.

1820
01:31:33,947 --> 01:31:36,366
But she did leave a wedding gift for you.

1821
01:31:40,578 --> 01:31:47,460
"Emily, you're the sister I never had
because my real sister is a B‐I‐T‐C‐H.

1822
01:31:47,544 --> 01:31:51,131
I guess it doesn't work to spell out
bad words when you're writing.

1823
01:31:51,214 --> 01:31:52,549
And meeting Marcus…"

1824
01:31:54,926 --> 01:31:57,595
"And meeting Marcus
has brought Ron back to life.

1825
01:31:58,847 --> 01:31:59,848
You wouldn't know it,

1826
01:31:59,931 --> 01:32:03,727
but he's been in a shit ton of pain
since he lost his best friend, Charlie.

1827
01:32:04,894 --> 01:32:07,772
When Charlie died,
half of Ron died with him.

1828
01:32:08,606 --> 01:32:10,859
Or at least it did
until you guys came along.

1829
01:32:10,942 --> 01:32:13,611
I'm sorry we cocked up
your whole weekend.

1830
01:32:13,695 --> 01:32:17,157
To make up for it,
Ron spent all morning getting these back.

1831
01:32:17,240 --> 01:32:20,910
I'd wash them
before you put them on."

1832
01:32:30,462 --> 01:32:31,921
We messed up, Marcus.

1833
01:32:32,005 --> 01:32:33,465
Yeah.

1834
01:32:33,548 --> 01:32:34,591
We gotta find them.

1835
01:32:34,674 --> 01:32:37,761
I don't know how we gonna do that.
Look, we ain't got a phone number on
'em.

1836
01:32:37,844 --> 01:32:40,430
‐Shit, I don't even know where they
went. ‐

1837
01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:49,481
It should be close.
She said it was right down the block.

1838
01:32:50,148 --> 01:32:52,650
Nope.
Damn, baby, you know there's a‐‐

1839
01:32:52,734 --> 01:32:54,903
there's a hundred Waffle Houses
in Atlanta.

1840
01:32:54,986 --> 01:32:58,948
So then we'll just work our way up
from here in concentric circles.

1841
01:32:59,032 --> 01:33:01,117
Classic circle sweep maneuver.

1842
01:33:26,142 --> 01:33:27,268
Got a feeling that's them.

1843
01:33:30,021 --> 01:33:32,273
I'm so glad we found you guys.

1844
01:33:32,982 --> 01:33:36,277
Mmm. Well, isn't this
an unhappy coincidence, huh, babe?

1845
01:33:36,361 --> 01:33:38,822
There's a Waffle House
right across the street.

1846
01:33:40,073 --> 01:33:41,967
‐You should go eat at that one.
Look, guys.

1847
01:33:41,991 --> 01:33:44,119
I know we said
some pretty shitty stuff last night.

1848
01:33:44,202 --> 01:33:47,330
‐Yeah, shitty, untrue stuff.
‐And you right, and we were out of line.

1849
01:33:47,413 --> 01:33:49,457
Yeah.
You guys are not just vacation friends.

1850
01:33:49,541 --> 01:33:51,981
You're real friends,
and we should have treated you like that.

1851
01:33:52,043 --> 01:33:54,170
So, please come‐‐
come back to the wedding.

1852
01:33:55,171 --> 01:33:57,006
I can't get married without my best man.

1853
01:33:57,090 --> 01:33:59,843
Pretty words. How do
we know you mean 'em?

1854
01:34:07,517 --> 01:34:08,518
Salaam.

1855
01:34:16,234 --> 01:34:18,069
Well, what do you think? We go back?

1856
01:34:19,195 --> 01:34:20,780
‐Fuck that.
‐Kyla.

1857
01:34:20,864 --> 01:34:22,323
Ron, you heard them.

1858
01:34:22,407 --> 01:34:25,243
They were, like, accusing me
of giving drugs to people.

1859
01:34:26,494 --> 01:34:28,288
‐You‐You did.
‐Only the good kind.

1860
01:34:28,371 --> 01:34:30,123
Right. They were homeopathic.

1861
01:34:30,206 --> 01:34:32,333
No, I'm talking about the cocaine.

1862
01:34:33,126 --> 01:34:35,545
It was really, really good cocaine.

1863
01:34:37,589 --> 01:34:38,590
No, honey.

1864
01:34:39,966 --> 01:34:40,967
It was great cocaine.

1865
01:34:41,593 --> 01:34:43,386
Thank you. I love you.

1866
01:34:44,512 --> 01:34:46,431
They did come
all the way down here.

1867
01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:49,100
Marcus kissed me on the forehead…

1868
01:34:50,393 --> 01:34:51,394
in a Waffle House.

1869
01:34:51,477 --> 01:34:52,854
That's huge.

1870
01:34:54,480 --> 01:34:56,983
Okay. We will come to your wedding,

1871
01:34:57,066 --> 01:34:58,906
but you have to promise
to do something for me.

1872
01:34:59,569 --> 01:35:00,862
Sure. What‐What is it?

1873
01:35:00,945 --> 01:35:06,117
You both have to promise
that you will come to ours.

1874
01:35:06,784 --> 01:35:08,703
Wait, wait, wait. Y'all getting married?

1875
01:35:08,786 --> 01:35:11,372
‐Yeah, we decided to do it.
‐

1876
01:35:12,707 --> 01:35:13,791
What changed your mind?

1877
01:35:13,875 --> 01:35:17,462
Well, Ron and I wanna do
what's best for Marcus.

1878
01:35:17,545 --> 01:35:19,214
Why do y'all wanna do
what's best for me?

1879
01:35:19,297 --> 01:35:21,466
No, Marcus… Marcus.

1880
01:35:22,258 --> 01:35:24,385
Our son who
we're literally naming after you.

1881
01:35:24,469 --> 01:35:27,013
Yes, the baby.
The baby named Marcus.

1882
01:35:28,389 --> 01:35:30,225
And, look, y'all.
I promise we'll be there.

1883
01:35:30,308 --> 01:35:33,311
Yeah.
So, where you guys thinking of having it?

1884
01:35:34,562 --> 01:35:37,982
Well, we were thinking…
destination wedding.

1885
01:35:57,627 --> 01:36:01,089
‐Looks like you fuckers are married now!
Whoo!

1886
01:36:01,172 --> 01:36:02,966
Yes!
Yay!

1887
01:36:03,049 --> 01:36:05,468
Oh, baby, I love you.

1888
01:36:05,551 --> 01:36:07,428
They did it.
‐Yay!

1889
01:36:07,512 --> 01:36:10,014
Marcus, Mommy and Daddy are married!

1890
01:36:10,098 --> 01:36:13,017
‐Thank you, you guys.
Congratulations.

1891
01:36:13,101 --> 01:36:14,894
Thank you so much.
Thanks, Pop.

1892
01:36:14,978 --> 01:36:16,396
Hey. Hey, everybody. Look. Look.

1893
01:36:16,479 --> 01:36:19,440
I would like to propose a toast
to the new couple

1894
01:36:19,524 --> 01:36:22,026
that is not only our new favorite couple,

1895
01:36:22,110 --> 01:36:23,361
these are our best friends.

1896
01:36:23,444 --> 01:36:25,905
We love you so much.
Congratulations to Ron and Kyla!

1897
01:36:27,573 --> 01:36:28,574
Cheers!

1898
01:36:28,658 --> 01:36:30,285
Mmm.

1899
01:36:30,368 --> 01:36:31,369
Refreshing.

1900
01:36:32,120 --> 01:36:34,289
The salt doesn't taste very salty.

1901
01:36:34,372 --> 01:36:35,873
Hi, guys!
‐Oh!

1902
01:36:35,957 --> 01:36:37,041
Take this. Take this.

1903
01:36:37,125 --> 01:36:38,960
‐Do you mind taking baby Marcus?
‐Oh, please.

1904
01:36:42,088 --> 01:36:44,257
Wow.

1905
01:36:45,508 --> 01:36:47,552
Okay. I'll do it if you do it.

1906
01:36:47,635 --> 01:36:50,847
Jesus, Emily. I'm a mom now.

1907
01:36:52,348 --> 01:36:53,683
Of course I'm gonna do it.

1908
01:36:54,851 --> 01:36:58,730
Hard to believe I'm a married man now.
It's a lot of responsibility.

1909
01:36:58,813 --> 01:37:00,481
Think you're ready for it?

1910
01:37:02,358 --> 01:37:03,359
Yeah.

1911
01:37:03,901 --> 01:37:04,902
Any advice?

1912
01:37:06,529 --> 01:37:10,533
A wise man told me
once to… to just float.

1913
01:37:12,535 --> 01:37:13,619
‐All right.
‐Whoa, wait!