1 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:55,531 How'd it go? 2 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:58,951 They've got a 48 to 52 male/female ratio, which is great. 3 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:02,663 A strong liberal arts program and the Olin Arts Center for music. 4 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:05,165 The usual programs abroad are China, India... 5 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:07,668 You're just applying. Already you're leaving? 6 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:10,504 It's an option, Dad. Junior year. 7 00:02:10,713 --> 00:02:14,216 What'll you study in India? How not to get diarrhea? 8 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:18,053 They don't require SAT scores, but mine are high. 9 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:19,763 Socially, I don't know. 10 00:02:20,056 --> 00:02:21,682 I heard there's a saying: 11 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:25,477 "Bates is the world's most expensive form of contraception." 12 00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:27,312 What kind of talk is that? 13 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:29,898 The girls at the other colleges put out? 14 00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:31,483 Oh, my God. 15 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:36,738 It's pretty, huh? 16 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:38,866 Yeah. 17 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,952 Two to go. Colby up. 18 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:46,999 Dad, how come you didn't finish college? 19 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,501 I had a semester and a half at Seton Hall. 20 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:51,503 Yeah, and? 21 00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:54,923 My parents didn't stress college. 22 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,092 They were working-class people. 23 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:59,595 How come they were anti-education? 24 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:02,014 They weren't "anti." 25 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,933 You can't lay it all off on them. 26 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,686 I got into trouble when I was a kid. 27 00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:09,813 - I heard. - You did? 28 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:12,482 In Waterville, dine at the Stone House. 29 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:15,319 Serving the freshest Maine lobsters. 30 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:18,780 Come see our new salad bar, featuring a wonderful... 31 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:31,543 Are you in the Mafia? 32 00:03:34,088 --> 00:03:35,088 Am I in the what? 33 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,507 Whatever, organized crime? 34 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:42,304 That's crap. Who told you that? 35 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:44,473 I've lived in the house all my life. 36 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:47,768 I've seen police come, I've seen you go out at 3 a.m. 37 00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:51,396 You never seen Doc Cusamano go out at 3 a.m. on a call? 38 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:54,149 The Cusamano kids ever find $50,000... 39 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,069 ...and a.45 while hunting for Easter eggs? 40 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:01,073 In the waste management business, everybody assumes you're mobbed up. 41 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:03,992 It's a stereotype, and it's offensive. 42 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:06,328 You're the last person I want to perpetuate it. 43 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:07,996 Fine. 44 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:12,834 There is no Mafia. 45 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,303 All right, look... 46 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:26,348 ...Med, you're a grown woman. 47 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:28,058 Almost. 48 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,353 Some of my money... 49 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,357 ...comes from illegal gambling and whatnot. 50 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:43,490 How does that make you feel? 51 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:47,494 At least you don't keep denying it like Mom. 52 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,163 Kids in school think it's neat. 53 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:51,957 Seen The Godfather, right? 54 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:55,711 Casino we like. Sharon Stone, '70s clothes, pills. 55 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:59,131 I'm not asking about those bums. I'm asking about you. 56 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:02,009 Sometimes I wish you were like other dads. 57 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:05,721 But then like, Mr. Scangarelo, for example. 58 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:10,225 An advertising executive for big tobacco. Or lawyers? Ugh. 59 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,853 - So many dads are full of shit. - I'm not? 60 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,731 You finally told the truth about this. 61 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:24,906 Look, Med, part of my income comes from legitimate businesses. 62 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:26,366 The stock market... 63 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:30,537 Look, Dad, please. Don't start mealy-mouthing. 64 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,087 How's my sweetheart? 65 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:42,090 I'm so pissed, I can hardly see. 66 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,592 You getting the flu? 67 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:46,094 No. That's my cousin, Svetlana. 68 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:47,262 The amputee? 69 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:51,391 Two months she's only in America, and she's already getting married. 70 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:55,103 You knew the deal. I got two kids. We talked about this. 71 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:59,941 Yes, and a wife whenever you want. What do I have in my life? 72 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,485 Am I glad I called. 73 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:04,112 Fuck you, then! Hang up! 74 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:06,323 How are the whirlpool jets? 75 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:09,451 Don't throw up in my face things you buy me. 76 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:13,455 Her prosthetic leg fell off in a Gap store... 77 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:17,000 ...and he carries her out like a knight... 78 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,252 ...in a white satin armor. 79 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:22,631 I gotta go, my daughter's coming. 80 00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:26,510 Jesus! 81 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:36,061 How you feeling? 82 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:40,982 Better, actually. Fever just broke. I miss you two. 83 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,528 - How's the interviews going? - Good, real good. 84 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:45,987 Did she like Bates? 85 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:50,242 Anything to get her off of this Berkeley kick. 86 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,036 What the fuck? 87 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,664 Tony? 88 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,541 Yeah. Yeah. 89 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:00,043 Look, I'll call you from the motel. 90 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,185 Meadow! Come on! 91 00:07:25,903 --> 00:07:29,906 - Come on, get in. - Okay, okay, what's the rush? 92 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,910 Jesus, Dad! 93 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,460 What's going on? 94 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:44,337 I think I saw an old friend. 95 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:46,465 You know that guy? 96 00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:49,259 Maybe not. Probably not. 97 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:51,094 Then what? 98 00:07:51,345 --> 00:07:53,889 Dad, slow down! 99 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:01,229 - Jesus, what's with you?! - It's all right. 100 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,315 Fucking maniac! 101 00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:06,902 - What's going on? - Just fooling around. 102 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:14,242 Colby! Turn! 103 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,328 Colby! Turn left, it's left! 104 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:20,332 Dad! 105 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:23,251 That's because you're talking. 106 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:32,761 This gets us to Colby anyhow. 107 00:08:37,141 --> 00:08:38,433 Dad, that's our motel. 108 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:41,561 Our motel's right there. 109 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:50,028 - Did you know that guy? - It wasn't him. 110 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:03,458 Bada-bing. 111 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,126 Take this number down. 112 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,670 Now? It's pouring. 113 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,881 207-555-0185. 114 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:17,472 Bonjour. Room service est arrivé. 115 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:24,396 Why, thank you, kind sir. 116 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:31,903 What? You said poached eggs. 117 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,907 You're not eating, after all that work? 118 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,743 My eyes were bigger than my stomach. 119 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:49,671 Why don't you go over to Jason's, play Nintendo. 120 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:55,051 Nope, no kisses. Cooties. 121 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,720 I'll be back in an hour. 122 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,346 Okay. 123 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:14,029 Oh, motherfucker. 124 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,741 Motherfucking shit. 125 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:24,456 I'm not sure, but I think I saw Fabian Petrulio. 126 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,958 - Refresh my memory. - Before your time? 127 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:30,754 Made guy, flipped 10 years ago. He got busted for peddling H. 128 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,589 Took out a lot of people. 129 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,466 People from our outfit. 130 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:37,761 My old man was sick. He never recovered when he heard. 131 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,346 You saw this guy? 132 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:41,973 I'm saying I think I did, but I'm not sure. 133 00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:44,059 Up in Maine? What the fuck? 134 00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:46,978 He was in the witness-protection program. Then they kicked him out. 135 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,481 He goes to colleges and gets paid... 136 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,775 ...to talk about what a big Mafioso he was. 137 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,068 Piece of shit. 138 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:56,071 We partied, but Jackie Aprile knew him good. 139 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:58,323 They did time in Lewisburg. 140 00:10:58,574 --> 00:11:01,534 You know that bust in his rec room with Sinatra? 141 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,745 Febbie made it in a prison workshop. 142 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,749 That was Frank? I always thought it was Shaquille. 143 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:10,043 Fucker needs to practice on lips. 144 00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:13,088 I know. Anyway, run these plates for me. 145 00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:15,757 Go ahead. 146 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:20,762 "Maine, DX66920," call you back tonight at 10, all right? 147 00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:26,559 What's wrong with the phone in your room? 148 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:31,106 Nothing. Just taking a walk, saw it, figured I'd call Christopher. 149 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,565 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 150 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,067 Everything okay? 151 00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:36,778 They got a leak in the roof, all right? 152 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:45,161 - Who is it? - Father Phil. 153 00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:49,457 Just a second. Oh, Jesus. 154 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:17,777 - Oh, my God. Look at you! - I hope I'm not barging in. 155 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:20,280 No. I was watching TV. 156 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:23,867 I was at the clothing drive. I thought you were in Maine. 157 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:27,746 Your Moschino peddle-pusher suit, it flew out of there. 158 00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:29,873 Good, good, good! 159 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,542 Anyway, Jean Cusamano said you were ill. 160 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,378 Yes, I was. The flu that was going around. 161 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:39,174 - Yipes! - Yeah, I still have a little fever. 162 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:42,552 I also have a confession to make, Carm. 163 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:49,768 I have a jones for your baked ziti. 164 00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:53,271 I have some in the freezer. I can reheat it. 165 00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:55,523 It's so much better that way. 166 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,902 - The mozzarella gets nice and chewy. - I like that. 167 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:02,197 I was having some Fernet. Would you like something? 168 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,073 Some wine, if it's open. 169 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,535 So how's Med and Tony's trip going? 170 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:12,248 I should know? He doesn't have time to talk to me for two minutes. 171 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:20,632 Stop staring. Why are you doing that? 172 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,092 It's an exciting time. 173 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,887 I can't tell you how proud I am. 174 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,765 A real student at Casa Soprano. 175 00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:32,352 And she looks like a model out of Italian Vogue. 176 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:35,230 Italian, Italian, Italian. Thank you. 177 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:39,067 You're up to something. 178 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,445 How'd you get so cynical? 179 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:51,496 That stuff we talked about. How's that sitting with you? 180 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,249 Not like I wasn't 90% sure already. 181 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,960 What about your brother? Does he know? 182 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,795 I think so. 183 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:03,758 There was a time when Italian people didn't have a lot of options. 184 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,845 You mean like Mario Cuomo? 185 00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:08,930 Sorry. 186 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,768 I put food on the table. 187 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:17,105 My father was in it, my uncle was in it. 188 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:20,275 Maybe I was too lazy to think for myself. 189 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,945 Considered myself a rebel. 190 00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:28,116 Being a rebel in my family would have been selling patio furniture. 191 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:33,121 In college, nothing interested you? 192 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,665 I barely got in. 193 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,294 Well, I kind of liked history. 194 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,670 Yeah? 195 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,965 Napoleon, The Roman Empire. 196 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,301 The Potsdam Conference, that stuff. 197 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:47,844 The Potsdam Conference? 198 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:51,890 - Potsdamned if I know now. - Oh, my God. 199 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,188 I have something to tell you. 200 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:01,900 Yeah? 201 00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:05,945 You're not? 202 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,822 No. Jesus. 203 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:16,623 A couple of weeks ago, me and some friends, we were doing speed. 204 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:19,334 - We did a lot for a while. - You what? 205 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:24,839 It was just between homework and SATs and the general pressure of life... 206 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,299 We needed something. 207 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:28,551 - That crap'll kill you! - I know. 208 00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:31,304 I ought to slap you. Where'd you get it? 209 00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,973 If I knew I'd get a lecture, I wouldn't have told. 210 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:37,769 Reality check! What do you think I'd say? Where did you get it? 211 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,939 I'm not telling. Especially after this reaction. 212 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:42,649 Why did you tell me? 213 00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:46,945 You were honest with me today. 214 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:49,322 I won't do it again. It got too scary. 215 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,951 Jesus, right under my nose. 216 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:54,786 You'd think you'd know. 217 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,081 No, Dad. You won't. 218 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:08,299 Well, I'm glad you told me. In spite of everything. 219 00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:12,720 I'm glad too. I'm glad we have that kind of relationship. 220 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,147 Tony hates building fires. 221 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:27,568 We have this beautiful fireplace with logs from when Lincoln split them. 222 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,905 Fear of fire is good to keep out of hell. 223 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,409 Well, maybe there is hope for him. 224 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:39,455 I got something for you. It's what we were talking about. 225 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,916 The chapter on Buddhism is spectacular. 226 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,460 But I don't want you going over to them. 227 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:48,923 Fat chance. I could never just sit on the floor and think of nothing. 228 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,092 - Thank you. - Sure. 229 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:56,514 You'll see how Islam has gotten a bad rap in current culture... 230 00:16:56,932 --> 00:17:00,476 Boy, this Chianti, though, is beyond reproach. 231 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,270 Word up. 232 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,776 - Dad. - I thought you fell in. 233 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,114 This is Carrie and Lucinda. 234 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,116 They go to Colby. 235 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,118 Why not hang out with them? 236 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:18,619 Dad. 237 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,955 What better way to learn about the college? 238 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,291 Yeah, maybe. 239 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,126 No, that'd be cool. 240 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,627 Please excuse him. 241 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,422 No, really, we love to dish the school. 242 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,134 - Go ahead. - Okay. 243 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:36,679 No drinking. Girls, you see that she sticks to Cokes. 244 00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:40,308 I'll come back in an hour and a half. Be good. 245 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,151 - What have you got? - Wet shoes. 246 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:53,321 Don't want to work in the rain, try out for the Yankees. 247 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,907 The car is registered to Fredrick Peters... 248 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,951 ...38 Washington Street, Waterville, Maine. 249 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,329 It's off Route 201. I looked it up. 250 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:06,000 Fredrick Peters, Fabian Petrulio. Good match, huh? 251 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:09,837 I guess, I don't know. T, what are you going to do? 252 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:13,800 I don't know. I got Meadow here. 253 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,301 Jesus. 254 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:18,096 If you want, I'll fly up and take care of it. 255 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,306 Ah, you're a good kid. 256 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,892 You stay put. Call Pussy or Paulie. 257 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,686 - They can but I can't? - Don't be sensitive. 258 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,147 They had a friend die in prison due to him. 259 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,649 I'll let them know. 260 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:32,902 I gotta do my homework and positively I.D. this guy. 261 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:34,612 I thought it was him. 262 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:36,906 I haven't seen him in 12 years. 263 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,660 I'll call you around midnight. Sit tight. 264 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,836 You think I'm a schnorrer? 265 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,504 A who? 266 00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:56,467 Yiddish. Means somebody who always shows up in time for free grub. 267 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,761 No, you're here a lot. 268 00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:01,430 But you're a man, you like to eat. 269 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,726 I can't get over you with that Yiddish. 270 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:10,815 My neighborhood in Yonkers was mixed Jewish and Italian, you know? 271 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,067 A heady brew. 272 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,819 What does that mean, "heady"? 273 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:19,031 You know, melting pot. Vigor. 274 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,038 Hello. 275 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,832 I'm calling for Tony Soprano. 276 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,500 Cajun stuffed olives? 277 00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,043 Who can I say is calling? 278 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,670 This is Dr. Melfi. 279 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,088 His nurse? 280 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,133 No, is this Mrs. Soprano? 281 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,343 That's right, and you are? 282 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,512 Jennifer Melfi. Dr. Melfi? 283 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:44,098 Jennifer, lovely name. 284 00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:46,517 He's not home. 285 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,937 Could I impose on you to tell him... 286 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:54,275 ...I need to reschedule Monday's appointment? I'm down with the flu. 287 00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:55,860 Does he have your number? 288 00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:57,737 Let me give it to you. 289 00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:00,448 I lost my pencil, up his ass. 290 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,366 I'll tell him you called. 291 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,543 Why does he have to lie? 292 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,339 Why couldn't he tell me his therapist is a woman? 293 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,550 Maybe he did tell you, and you didn't hear him. 294 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,471 Why wouldn't he tell me, unless he's screwing her? 295 00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:25,890 Carmela, please. 296 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,517 I thought he was changing. 297 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:33,314 I thought therapy would help clear up the fucking freak show in his head. 298 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:36,192 I'm sure you're wrong about them. 299 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:39,070 Therapy is a start. It's a good start. 300 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:42,490 But, yes, it doesn't fix the soul. 301 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:45,868 He'll need help from other sources to repair that. 302 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:48,496 Then you talk to him! You help him! 303 00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,790 But, well, there you go. 304 00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:52,917 I mean, will he listen? 305 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,505 He must be a very unhappy man. 306 00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:02,260 He's unhappy?! Sleep is my number one... Ah, shit! 307 00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,554 Why go into it? 308 00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:30,871 - Mommy! - Yes, bear? 309 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,291 Would you put me to bed? I'm scared. 310 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,126 Sure, honey, hold on. 311 00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:38,546 - I thought she was sleeping. - Well, she woke up. 312 00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:41,799 Daddy's gonna come too. We'll both put you to bed. 313 00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,801 - Hurry, Daddy. - Yeah, yeah. 314 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:22,048 These red pepper flakes make all the difference. 315 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:23,758 Spicy. 316 00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:29,096 As good as Willem Dafoe was, I cannot picture that Jesus looked like him. 317 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,182 Could you pass the cheese? 318 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,934 Not that he didn't do well... 319 00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:35,978 ...but the story's confusing. 320 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,689 He gets down off the cross? 321 00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:43,444 Originally, Bobby D. was to have that role. 322 00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:44,945 Really? 323 00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:47,114 Different picture. 324 00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:49,158 Oh, totally. 325 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,703 "You talking to me, Pilate? 326 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:56,207 You must be talking to me. I don't see nobody else here... 327 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,959 ...except Barabbas, here." 328 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:01,212 You know what's remarkable? 329 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:04,340 If you take everything Jesus ever said, add it up... 330 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,634 ...it amounts to two hours of talk. 331 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:08,052 No! 332 00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:10,805 I heard the same thing about the Beatles. 333 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:14,642 Except if you add up all their songs, it comes to 10 hours. 334 00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:19,772 Yes. 335 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,277 It wasn't just what Christ said, it was his deeds. 336 00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:27,863 See, that's my question. 337 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:31,784 I understand what he did, but a lot of what he said, I don't get. 338 00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:37,039 Like, "The sun rises on the just and the unjust alike?" Why? 339 00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:39,834 Because, Christ was saying that we're all... 340 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:42,670 Whores will go to Heaven before the righteous? 341 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:44,880 That's not right. 342 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:48,092 Father, we got some major contradictions here. 343 00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:52,680 It's about love. See it that way. 344 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:54,515 What does that mean? 345 00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:56,475 It means... 346 00:23:56,810 --> 00:24:00,688 ...hopefully someday we will learn to tolerate... 347 00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:04,066 ...accept and forgive those that are different. 348 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:09,905 Change through love. 349 00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:20,040 Well. 350 00:24:21,501 --> 00:24:23,252 I better get going. 351 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,129 Where you going? You just got here. 352 00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:26,881 It's getting late. 353 00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:29,133 Well, it's pouring rain out. 354 00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:32,761 I know you love the DVD player. I got Remains of the Day. 355 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:36,974 See, do I know you? 356 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,477 Anything with Emma Thompson. 357 00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:41,645 I didn't know you looked. 358 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,147 What? 359 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:46,859 To take in through the eyes a beautiful woman... 360 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:51,947 ...is that different than a sunset? A Douglas fir? 361 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,492 Or any of God's handiwork? 362 00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:47,795 - Hey, Fred. - Tanky, what do you say? 363 00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:50,172 You gonna give away homemade cheese this year? 364 00:25:50,465 --> 00:25:52,883 For what they get for cream, I don't know. 365 00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:57,263 Tank, anybody been looking for me or asking any questions about me? 366 00:25:57,472 --> 00:25:59,139 Big guy, New York sounding? 367 00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:00,891 Is there a problem? 368 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:06,313 No. Dipshit hit me with his boat while I was tubing on Caribou Lake. 369 00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:08,232 Claims it was my fault. 370 00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:11,068 If he shows up, do you want me to call? 371 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:14,071 Yeah, I wouldn't mind. Do that, thanks. 372 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:20,137 No one's asking for you, Fred. 373 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,264 All right, Vitus. Thanks. 374 00:28:06,976 --> 00:28:08,227 Hello, rat. 375 00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:48,016 Please leave me alone. 376 00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:50,644 Why won't you show me your book? 377 00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:53,313 This is my private time. You're invading it. 378 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:55,149 Oh, is that so? 379 00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:58,318 - I'm invading your private time? - Yes. 380 00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:03,323 What's in that book? Come on, let me see. 381 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:07,703 Or are you protecting me, is that what you're doing? 382 00:29:08,788 --> 00:29:10,414 Would I be shocked? 383 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,168 Would it ruin my character? 384 00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:19,006 Let me see it. 385 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:42,738 Father, turn it off. I can't handle it. 386 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:46,116 What? What is it? 387 00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:48,952 Oh, Father, I'm a terrible person. 388 00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:54,208 Oh, no. You're a wonderful woman. 389 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:57,669 It's been building in me. I need to get it out. 390 00:29:57,921 --> 00:29:59,630 There's so much in me, I... 391 00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:05,260 - I want to... - Carmela, if I can help, please. 392 00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:10,265 How? 393 00:30:16,564 --> 00:30:18,690 How long since you last confessed? 394 00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:23,862 I, uh... 395 00:30:24,113 --> 00:30:25,948 If you'd like, I can do this. 396 00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:30,494 You mean here? Now? 397 00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:35,707 The whole world is God's house. He hears and sees everything. 398 00:31:01,234 --> 00:31:04,444 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 399 00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:09,533 It has been four weeks since my last confession... What am I talking about? 400 00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:11,243 That's a lie. 401 00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:15,289 I haven't truly confessed in 20 years. 402 00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:20,085 Go on. 403 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,963 I have forsaken... 404 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:29,094 ...what is right for what is easy. 405 00:31:32,932 --> 00:31:36,518 Allowing what I know is evil in my house. 406 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:40,397 Allowing my children... 407 00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:44,276 ...oh, my God, my sweet children, to be a part of it. 408 00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:47,070 Because I wanted things for them. 409 00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:50,699 Wanted a better life. Good schools. 410 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,201 I wanted this house. 411 00:31:53,536 --> 00:31:58,206 I wanted money in my hands, money to buy anything I ever wanted. 412 00:31:58,499 --> 00:32:00,167 I'm so ashamed. 413 00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:10,844 My husband... 414 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:15,849 I think he has committed horrible acts. 415 00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:21,355 I think he has... You know all about him, Father Phil. 416 00:32:21,564 --> 00:32:24,691 I've said nothing. I've done nothing about it. 417 00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:29,446 I got a bad feeling. 418 00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:34,242 It's a matter of time before God compensates me... 419 00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:36,536 ...with outrage for my sins. 420 00:32:53,596 --> 00:32:55,514 All right, come on. 421 00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:00,519 Oh, tequila breath. 422 00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:01,728 Sorry, Dad. 423 00:33:02,021 --> 00:33:04,231 It's all right. Just hang on to me. 424 00:33:04,732 --> 00:33:07,734 Throw up on that dress, I'll have to tell Mom. 425 00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:11,697 This guy was giving me tequila shooters. 426 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:18,370 Oh, God, everything is spinning. 427 00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:21,623 - You're not mad, are you? - A little bit. 428 00:33:21,874 --> 00:33:24,084 - Where are the keys? - I gave them to you. 429 00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:25,669 Supposed to be. 430 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,588 - I love you, Dad. - I know. 431 00:33:39,475 --> 00:33:41,560 You must truly repent. 432 00:33:41,769 --> 00:33:44,646 Genuinely and honestly. 433 00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:51,111 In the future you must renounce these actions, and God will absolve you. 434 00:33:54,615 --> 00:33:57,117 I don't know, Father. I'll try. 435 00:33:58,953 --> 00:34:01,121 But I still love him. 436 00:34:02,623 --> 00:34:04,791 I believe he can be a good man. 437 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:08,420 Then you help change him into a better man. 438 00:34:08,629 --> 00:34:11,048 Then you will have done good in God's eyes. 439 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,262 You should take Communion. 440 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:20,515 Yeah. 441 00:34:35,656 --> 00:34:36,907 Why do you have that? 442 00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:41,912 Unfortunately I had to say Mass for someone in intensive care. 443 00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:50,837 Lord, I am not worthy to receive Thee. 444 00:34:51,798 --> 00:34:55,675 - But just say the word... - And I will be healed. 445 00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:19,825 This is the body of Christ. It was broken for you. 446 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:35,549 This is the blood of Christ. 447 00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:38,385 It was shed for you. 448 00:36:00,908 --> 00:36:04,744 Accept the spirit of Christ, our Lord and Savior. 449 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:07,247 Amen. 450 00:36:07,915 --> 00:36:12,085 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen. 451 00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:33,148 Dad? 452 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:37,527 I booked a seat on a Boston flight. Tomorrow, 4:00. 453 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:40,363 - Best I could get. - Don't come. 454 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:43,325 I'll make sure you're gone before it happens. 455 00:36:43,576 --> 00:36:45,952 - We won't ever meet. - This is my thing. 456 00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:50,373 I am your soldier. This is my duty like we're always talking about. 457 00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:52,459 The way this went down... 458 00:36:53,085 --> 00:36:55,879 ...this is my call. I'll vouch for this myself. 459 00:36:56,255 --> 00:36:59,299 Clipping a rat puts me a cunt-hair away from being made. 460 00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:02,802 He might've recognized me at the gas station. He could lam. 461 00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:08,850 You stay put. End of discussion. 462 00:37:11,145 --> 00:37:13,146 Why are you using the pay phone? 463 00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:15,315 These walls are like paper. 464 00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:18,068 - Please don't lie to me. - Go back to bed. 465 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:20,737 Lying down made me throw up. 466 00:37:51,185 --> 00:37:52,686 Hello. 467 00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:54,938 Oh, hi, honey. 468 00:37:56,565 --> 00:37:58,692 Oh, yeah. Was it fun? 469 00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:01,778 Oh, good. 470 00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:07,826 You want to sleep over there? 471 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:13,707 Okay. Love you. 472 00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:38,481 That was A.J. 473 00:38:39,275 --> 00:38:43,069 - He's sleeping over. - I see. 474 00:38:46,073 --> 00:38:50,368 - At a friend's house. - Oh. 475 00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:56,583 The Pucillos. I don't know if you know them. 476 00:38:58,044 --> 00:38:59,336 No. 477 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:03,089 Oh. 478 00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:06,634 Oh. 479 00:39:06,927 --> 00:39:08,720 - I... - What? 480 00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:11,765 Are you all right? 481 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,903 Father Phil? 482 00:39:25,279 --> 00:39:26,988 Are you all right? 483 00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:52,847 Hello? 484 00:39:54,016 --> 00:39:55,225 Hello? 485 00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:36,015 Ow! Don't! 486 00:40:37,893 --> 00:40:39,727 You want to stop and get a beer? 487 00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:53,575 You need this thing? 488 00:41:28,944 --> 00:41:31,738 I'll pick you up in a little while. Knock 'em dead. 489 00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:35,116 - Aren't you coming in? - I left my watch at the motel. 490 00:41:35,367 --> 00:41:37,410 I'll catch up to you later. 491 00:41:38,412 --> 00:41:40,288 Grab me a student paper. 492 00:42:27,586 --> 00:42:29,712 You should have some coffee. 493 00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:35,843 - Last night... - Yeah. 494 00:42:37,596 --> 00:42:39,973 We didn't do anything out of line. 495 00:42:40,182 --> 00:42:42,600 There's nothing to apologize about. 496 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:46,563 - Right. - That's right. 497 00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:52,860 I should get dressed. Get going. 498 00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:55,154 Anthony Jr. will be home soon. 499 00:42:55,364 --> 00:42:59,409 Oh, my God. My car's been out there all night in plain sight. 500 00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:02,078 We didn't do anything wrong. 501 00:43:02,329 --> 00:43:05,081 Is there a commandment against eating ziti? 502 00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:08,876 Take a shower, get dressed. 503 00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:12,338 Don't forget your sacrament kit, whatever. 504 00:43:15,342 --> 00:43:17,343 I'm home! 505 00:43:21,348 --> 00:43:23,016 Carmela. 506 00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:27,186 I don't know where to begin. 507 00:43:31,525 --> 00:43:35,528 It's not that I don't have desire for you in my heart. 508 00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:37,238 Madonna, Father, please. 509 00:43:37,531 --> 00:43:41,367 Last night was one of the most difficult tests from God ever. 510 00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:44,078 What are you talking about? We're friends. 511 00:43:46,498 --> 00:43:49,042 - What's that look? - What, I look some way? 512 00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:58,259 I was just thinking about when we watched Casablanca last week. 513 00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:01,512 That new print is great, huh? 514 00:44:02,723 --> 00:44:07,352 "Of all the lousy gin joints in the world, why'd you have to pick mine?" 515 00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:13,858 Of all the finocchi priests, why did I get the one who's straight? 516 00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:18,029 Carmela. 517 00:44:18,530 --> 00:44:20,740 Come on, it's a joke. 518 00:44:42,054 --> 00:44:45,306 I would have done it myself, but some people came along. 519 00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:48,893 Anyway, listen. It's a gray Town Car, new model. 520 00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:51,354 Pick him up on the Colby campus. 521 00:44:51,605 --> 00:44:53,398 Where on the Colby campus? 522 00:44:53,774 --> 00:44:56,693 His kid's applying, the fucking admissions office. 523 00:44:56,985 --> 00:44:59,153 - Oh. - You follow him. 524 00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:02,532 Outside of town, you pull up alongside, boom! 12-gauge. 525 00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:04,534 - Fuck that. - Do it... 526 00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:07,453 ...or you'll never get another bag off me. 527 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:15,628 No, no, no. Fuck that. Fuck that! 528 00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:18,506 Want the cops to know who burnt the Historical House? 529 00:45:18,799 --> 00:45:21,467 Fuck you, fuckwad! 530 00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:25,638 We were volunteer firemen together, asshole! I know! 531 00:45:35,482 --> 00:45:37,316 Yeah, is Dougy in? 532 00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:35,142 - Good morning, rat. - Who are you? What is this? 533 00:47:35,435 --> 00:47:37,645 Don't make me laugh. You fuck! 534 00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:39,730 Teddy, there must be something... 535 00:47:40,023 --> 00:47:42,525 It's Tony. Know how much trouble you're in? 536 00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:45,236 You took an oath and you broke it. 537 00:47:45,487 --> 00:47:48,114 I could have killed you outside the motel. 538 00:47:48,365 --> 00:47:49,949 Your daughter was drunk. 539 00:47:50,158 --> 00:47:51,617 I was in the parking lot. 540 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:55,246 I didn't do it because of her. I told myself: 541 00:47:55,747 --> 00:47:58,124 "It's just a coincidence... 542 00:47:58,375 --> 00:48:01,043 ...he's taking her to college." - With wiseguys... 543 00:48:01,295 --> 00:48:02,962 ...the hustle never ends. 544 00:48:03,171 --> 00:48:05,882 If you'd shot me, your life would have been over. 545 00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:07,800 Please. I'm begging you. 546 00:48:10,304 --> 00:48:12,096 Jimmy says hello from hell! 547 00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:47,024 Where've you been? 548 00:49:47,275 --> 00:49:50,569 The motel didn't have the watch. I went to the restaurant. 549 00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:53,322 I had to wait for them to open. 550 00:49:53,573 --> 00:49:55,366 The restaurant had your watch? 551 00:49:55,575 --> 00:49:58,911 I took it off in the bathroom while I washed my hands. 552 00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:01,455 You ready? You'll be late for Bowdoin. 553 00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:17,847 What's up with that? 554 00:50:21,476 --> 00:50:24,478 Oh, the restaurant. 555 00:50:24,730 --> 00:50:27,440 I tried the back door and there were puddles. 556 00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:32,903 It was dumb, I know. 557 00:50:38,618 --> 00:50:40,369 Your hand is bleeding! 558 00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:42,705 You saw that man, didn't you? 559 00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:46,792 I cut it on a screen door. What man? 560 00:50:47,085 --> 00:50:49,170 The man you said you didn't know. 561 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,464 What do you think happened? 562 00:50:51,715 --> 00:50:53,591 I don't know. A fight? 563 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,177 You're making it a big deal, and you don't know! 564 00:50:56,428 --> 00:50:59,305 You were on the pay phone again at 1 a.m! 565 00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:02,058 I was on the pay phone at 1 a.m? 566 00:51:02,309 --> 00:51:04,018 Excuse me, Miss Cuervo Añejo. 567 00:51:04,269 --> 00:51:08,814 You can't remember what happened. You were seeing pink elephants! 568 00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:12,026 I warned you not to drink. 569 00:51:15,655 --> 00:51:19,241 Dad, you're being honest with me, right? 570 00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:21,160 You're gonna hurt my feelings. 571 00:51:23,246 --> 00:51:25,164 We have that kind of relationship. 572 00:51:25,457 --> 00:51:30,503 That's right. We do or we don't. It takes two to tango. 573 00:51:33,715 --> 00:51:35,049 - Dad... - What? 574 00:51:41,389 --> 00:51:42,681 Nothing. 575 00:51:50,482 --> 00:51:51,565 I love you. 576 00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:54,777 I love you too. 577 00:52:01,284 --> 00:52:02,868 - Where's my paper? - I forgot. 578 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,161 She forgot. 579 00:52:11,169 --> 00:52:13,254 Miss Soprano. Come on in. 580 00:52:16,716 --> 00:52:19,135 Shall we talk about your future? 581 00:52:46,454 --> 00:52:48,414 He's our most famous alumnus. 582 00:53:09,144 --> 00:53:12,646 Oh, here they are. The two Ivy Leaguers! 583 00:53:13,148 --> 00:53:14,523 How was it? Want to eat? 584 00:53:14,774 --> 00:53:17,151 It was good. I gotta call Hunter. 585 00:53:17,319 --> 00:53:18,360 Hey. 586 00:53:19,487 --> 00:53:23,157 - Gee, she spared me no boring detail. - I'll be back! 587 00:53:23,366 --> 00:53:25,910 What a trip. I'm beat. 588 00:53:26,161 --> 00:53:28,913 What, New England? It's so gorgeous. 589 00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:32,041 You still sound nasal, but you look better. 590 00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:34,335 Any cold pasta? 591 00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:37,046 There was some ziti, but it got eaten. 592 00:53:38,590 --> 00:53:40,674 The whole tray? From last Sunday? 593 00:53:42,344 --> 00:53:44,553 Monsignor Jughead was here. 594 00:53:44,971 --> 00:53:48,724 If you are referring to Father Intintola, yes, he was. 595 00:53:49,809 --> 00:53:53,312 - He spent the night here. - Yeah, right. 596 00:53:53,897 --> 00:53:55,397 Okay. 597 00:53:58,485 --> 00:54:01,278 The priest spent the night here? What happened? 598 00:54:01,488 --> 00:54:03,322 - Nothing. - Where was Anthony? 599 00:54:03,823 --> 00:54:05,407 Sleeping over at Jason's. 600 00:54:06,034 --> 00:54:09,912 The priest spent the night here, nothing happened. 601 00:54:10,205 --> 00:54:14,625 - You're telling me this because? - You might hear something. 602 00:54:14,876 --> 00:54:17,002 His car was out front all night. 603 00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:21,423 You know what? This is too fucked-up for me even to think about. 604 00:54:26,429 --> 00:54:30,140 What'd you guys do for 12 hours, play "Name That Pope"? 605 00:54:30,725 --> 00:54:35,104 - He gave me Communion. - I'll bet he gave you Communion. 606 00:54:35,355 --> 00:54:36,355 Excuse me? 607 00:54:36,690 --> 00:54:40,484 The guy spends the night here, and all he does is slip you a wafer? 608 00:54:40,902 --> 00:54:44,029 - That's verging on sacrilege. - I didn't mean to verge. 609 00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:46,865 - Do you think I'm lying? - It sounds... 610 00:54:47,075 --> 00:54:51,870 Would I have told you if we did? Do I look like the frigging Thorn Bird? 611 00:54:53,999 --> 00:54:56,458 He's a fag. That's it. 612 00:54:57,252 --> 00:54:59,962 Otherwise, I gotta question what I'm hearing. 613 00:55:01,047 --> 00:55:02,715 Tony, you are a sketch. 614 00:55:06,344 --> 00:55:10,097 Oh, by the way, your therapist called. 615 00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:12,391 Jennifer? 616 00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:18,439 Carm! 617 00:55:20,233 --> 00:55:23,944 I thought you'd think it was weird if I saw a woman psychiatrist. 618 00:55:25,822 --> 00:55:30,367 Carm, come on! It's just therapy, that's all! We just talk!